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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,772 [Eddie] I'm called Corbett on terms that your name's Corbett. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,774 - Right, dad? - Right, Eddie. 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,845 Then, how come if you're named Tom 4 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,647 I'm named Eddie? 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,250 [Tom] Oh, well, because you see, your first name 6 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,219 was after your mother's father. 7 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:19,520 [Eddie] How come? 8 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:20,821 [Tom] Well, because you name your son 9 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,856 after someone you like. 10 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:25,759 [Eddie] When I have a son, I'm going to name him 11 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,529 Emily Ruth Guffterson. 12 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:32,232 [Tom] Emily Ruth Guffterson. Why? 13 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:35,536 [Eddie] Because I like her. 14 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,838 - I know something good. - What's that? 15 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,973 - God is good. - Hey. 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,076 [Tom] That's pretty heavy thinking there, Eddie. 17 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:45,345 [Eddie] Well, I figure, when they made the word "God" 18 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:48,882 they meant "Good," but they just forgot one 'O'. 19 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,251 [Tom] Oh! 20 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:52,320 ["Best friend" by Nilsson] 21 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,823 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 22 00:00:55,889 --> 00:01:00,361 ♪ He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end ♪ 23 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,964 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 24 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:06,134 ♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪ 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,102 ♪ My up my down my pride and joy ♪ 26 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:11,805 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun ♪ 27 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,674 ♪ Whether we're talkin' man to man ♪ 28 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,343 ♪ Or whether we're talking son to son ♪ 29 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:19,580 ♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪ 30 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,316 ♪ Yeah he's my best friend ♪ 31 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:25,119 ♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪ 32 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,255 ♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪ 33 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:31,058 ♪ Pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪ 34 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,161 [scatting] 35 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,473 ♪♪ 36 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,793 Pretty old stuff. 37 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:26,145 Yep, it's in there, alright. 38 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:36,357 Ah! Uh, those are antiques. Handle them carefully. 39 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,505 - You like my butterflies? - Huh? 40 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:56,544 I think I like 'em better before they got dead. 41 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,947 But you sure got a lot of other neat stuff. 42 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,349 Well, thank you. 43 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,951 - Do you live on this floor? - Yeah. 44 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,724 - Right there. - Oh! 45 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,661 Well, then, we're going to be neighbors. I'm Miss Bristol. 46 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,029 - I'm Eddie Corbett. - How do you do, Eddie? 47 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:20,032 But ladies with white hair are supposed to be Missus. 48 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,669 Oh, only if they have a husband. 49 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,605 - I don't have one. - Aw, I'm sorry. 50 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:27,641 Thank you, but I manage very nicely. 51 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,142 [door opens] 52 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,346 Lunch, Eddie. Come in, please. 53 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,882 - Okay. - Is that your mother? 54 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,117 No, that's my Mrs. Livingston. 55 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:40,087 I don't have a mother. 56 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,356 - Bye! - Goodbye! 57 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,794 Eddie, would you like to see 58 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,563 some of my other neat stuff tomorrow? 59 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,799 Oh, sure. I'll ask my dad. 60 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,867 He's real good about saying okay. 61 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:56,604 I see. Well then, I'll expect you tomorrow. 62 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,838 Okay, bye! 63 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:58,906 Bye! 64 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,246 - She moved in today, dad. - Hm, who did? 65 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:09,283 Miss Bristol. She has antiques! 66 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,251 Oh, that's good. 67 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,622 What are antiques, dad? 68 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:18,459 Well, Eddie, those are old things that you love. 69 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,228 And of value. 70 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,564 Oh. Hey, dad? 71 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,166 I guess you're my antique. 72 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,901 Well... 73 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,337 Thank you, Eddie. 74 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:32,373 - Hey, you seen my moccasins? - These? 75 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:37,177 - What are you doing with 'em? - I got lonesome for ya. 76 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,947 Is that a good reason? 77 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,083 Well, that's a very good reason, honey. 78 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,885 [laughs] 79 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,520 The old moccasin thief. 80 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,325 These are the Great Pyramids. 81 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,860 They're in Egypt. 82 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:56,096 Boy, you sure have been to a lot of faraway places. 83 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,065 Well, school teachers usually travel 84 00:04:58,130 --> 00:05:00,568 during the summer holiday. 85 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,003 Are you a school teacher? 86 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,372 Not anymore. 87 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,440 School teachers have to retire when they get old. 88 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,041 You're not old. 89 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,945 You walk fast, and you don't talk shivery. 90 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,081 Well, thank you. 91 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,248 [doorbell rings] 92 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,050 Oh, excuse me. 93 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,189 - Miss Bristol? - Yes! 94 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,591 I'm Tom Corbett, Eddie's father. 95 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,793 - Oh, how do you do? - Hello, hello. 96 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,095 Hi, dad. I'm having a special good time. 97 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,230 Hey, that's super, sport. But it's time for dinner, okay? 98 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,732 - Okay. - Okay. 99 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,801 And thank you, Miss Bristol, I'll see you tomorrow. 100 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,737 Well, I'll be looking forward to it, Eddie. Thank you. 101 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,839 And I would like to thank you, really. 102 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:41,341 - For entertaining him. - Well, it was a pleasure. 103 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,444 He's a very nice little boy, Mr. Corbett. 104 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:47,014 Well, I, uh, I think he has possibility. 105 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,349 Well, must be difficult for you. 106 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,984 Raising him without a mother. 107 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,587 - And difficult for Eddie too. - Well, we manage. 108 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,488 I have him every Sunday, most evenings. 109 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,257 Yes, well, that doesn't give you much time 110 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,325 for a life of your own. 111 00:05:58,392 --> 00:05:59,560 Come on, dad. 112 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:00,861 I have a life of my own, alright. 113 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,764 - Thank you, again. - Goodbye, Mr. Corbett. 114 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:07,468 I like it when you pick me up after school like this, dad. 115 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,136 It's really neat-o. 116 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,270 Well, I'd pick you up every day 117 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,139 if I could get away from the office. 118 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,207 Boy, I sure wish I could go 119 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,176 to an office instead of a school. 120 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:17,411 Why is that, Eddie? 121 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,112 'Cause then I'd have a secretary 122 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,181 to do my spelling for me. 123 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:24,718 Did you know that Miss Bristol used to be a school teacher? 124 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,488 - No, I didn't. - It makes me feel funny. 125 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,757 - What? - That she was a school teacher. 126 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,493 Who lives right down the hall from us. 127 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,961 Why does that make you feel funny? 128 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,564 Because it's a funny place for a teacher to live. 129 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,099 Right down the hall from us. 130 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,134 Well, where do you think school teachers live? 131 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:45,473 - In the cloak room? - No, Eddie, I don't think so. 132 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:49,041 I know where they live! In the faculty room. 133 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,410 Eddie, you know, this is Mrs. Livingston's 134 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:51,445 night to go to school. 135 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,447 We don't have to worry, dad. 136 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,382 She got her homework all done. 137 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,117 Yes, but I can't be home tonight either. 138 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,019 On account that you have to work late? 139 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,954 Yeah. And that's why I'm playing hooky now. 140 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,755 So we can at least have a little time together. 141 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,358 Who's going to take care of me tonight? 142 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,760 Well, Miss Bristol volunteered. 143 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:10,531 Said she'd fix you dinner and put you to bed, okay? 144 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,232 Sure, as long as she doesn't make 145 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,635 school teacher sandwiches. 146 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,104 What are school teacher sandwiches? 147 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,339 Watercress with mayonnaise. 148 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,609 Did you enjoy your dinner, Eddie? 149 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:25,479 Sure, even that rotten healthy stuff was good. 150 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:28,081 You have a very nice father, Eddie. 151 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,917 Yeah, I know. He's my pal. 152 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,619 I know. 153 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,521 I'm sure you'd like to see him 154 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,723 make a new life for himself. 155 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,125 Meet some nice young lady. 156 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,794 That's exactly what I want him to do. 157 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,796 That's what I thought. 158 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,798 Of course, it's not so easy 159 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,334 for him to meet nice young ladies... 160 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,103 ...if he has to spend all his free time with you. 161 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,775 But he wants to spend all his free time with me. 162 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,810 That's what he wants. 163 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,114 - Well, hello. - Good evening. 164 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,851 I know that Mrs. Livingston didn't have time to prepare 165 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,887 dinner tonight, so I thought that perhaps by now... 166 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,322 ...you might like a little something. 167 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,858 Well, that's very nice of you. 168 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,794 As a matter of fact, I was about to dine sumptuously 169 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,596 on a chicken wing... 170 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:19,399 ...that has definitely seen better days. 171 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,670 [Tom] Well, I always thought that lady school teachers 172 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,638 ate watercress sandwiches with mayonnaise. 173 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,976 Well, Miss Bristol, if cooking is an art... 174 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,878 ...then you are Michelangelo. 175 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,085 Mr. Corbett, I hope you won't resent 176 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,588 what I'm about to say. 177 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,155 How could I resent anything 178 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,024 when I'm dying of happiness? 179 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,693 I know one should never interfere 180 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:49,062 between a father and a child. 181 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,631 What's on your mind? 182 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,301 Mr. Corbett, do you think it's right 183 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,237 for Eddie to spend so much time with you? 184 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,506 I don't follow. 185 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,243 These are the formative years for Eddie, and he should be 186 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:06,914 developing relationships with boys of his own age. 187 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:10,684 Oh, now, I know you and Eddie enjoy being together. 188 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,753 Well, that's right. 189 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,822 He wants to spend the time with me. 190 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,024 He knows you have no wife. 191 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,962 Miss Bristol, what are you driving at? 192 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:27,267 Mr. Corbett, have you ever considered 193 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:31,338 that Eddie might feel that you need him? 194 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,808 Miss Bristol... 195 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:40,313 Eddie wants to be with me, because he likes to be with me. 196 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:46,253 - Two eggs this morning? - Yes, just coffee. 197 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,925 You know, I could be wrong. 198 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,631 - Bacon? - No, just coffee. 199 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,734 - Just coffee? - Mm-hmm. 200 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,812 - Mr. Eddie's father? - Mm-hmm? 201 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,384 Are you worrying about something? 202 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,854 Yes. Yes, I am, Mrs. Livingston. 203 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,924 I don't know, do you think I'm overcompensating? 204 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,927 Overcompensating for what? 205 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,662 Well, with Eddie, I mean. 206 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,630 The fact that he has no mother and... 207 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,333 ...I spend so much time with him. 208 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,936 Keeping him really from friends his own age. 209 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,538 Oh, Eddie wants to be with you. 210 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,807 Ah, that's what he says. 211 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,075 But I think it's only because he... 212 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,045 ...that he feels I need him. 213 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,915 Perhaps you should ask him. 214 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,617 No. No, he'd never admit it. 215 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,852 He wouldn't hurt my feelings. 216 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,089 What's for breakfast? 217 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,660 Two eggs and bacon and coffee? 218 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:01,962 Perfect. 219 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,766 Two eggs and bacon and coffee. 220 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,937 [Eddie] Hey, dad, come on, wake up. It's Sunday. 221 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,004 [groans] 222 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,439 Wake up! 223 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,909 Why don't you just go away and come back again next Sunday? 224 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,678 Yeah, maybe you don't want to do anything today. 225 00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:20,613 Mm. 226 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,482 Oh, yeah. 227 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,650 Um... 228 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,753 Well, hey, sp-sport? 229 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,488 Listen, uh, wo-would you mind 230 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,924 if we didn't spend the, the day together today? 231 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,260 I, uh, well, I sort of have a date, you know. 232 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,695 I mean, I can get out of it, but-- 233 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,898 No, dad, I don't care. 234 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,332 You don't have to call it off. 235 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,635 I'm glad you have something else to do today. 236 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,273 - You are? - Sure, dad. 237 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,308 Oh... 238 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,178 Well, what are you gonna do today? 239 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:54,481 Well, see, there's this new kid in class. Larry. 240 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,484 And he asked me to come over lots of Sundays ago. 241 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,684 But I couldn't... 242 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,352 - But now I can. - Oh. 243 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:04,424 So... I'm glad you have something else to do today, dad. 244 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:08,295 Yeah, I'm glad you have something else to do too. 245 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,730 Now we'll both have a good time, right? 246 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,766 Right. Yeah. 247 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,868 Well, you, um, you better go get dressed. 248 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,937 And I'll make us a Sunday morning breakfast. 249 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,905 - Okay. - Okay. 250 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,312 [door shuts] 251 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,114 ♪♪ 252 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:31,852 [Miss Bristol] I'm sure you'd like to see him make a new life for himself. 253 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,693 It's not so easy for him to meet nice young ladies... 254 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,030 ...if he has to spend all his free time with you. 255 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,070 [Miss Bristol] Do you think it's right for Eddie to spend 256 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,304 so much time with you? 257 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,910 He knows you have no wife. 258 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,755 [Tom] Wo-would you mind if we didn't spend the 259 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,824 the day together today? 260 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:19,332 [thinking] I gotta help my dad make a new life.Don't I? 261 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,404 [Eddie] Now, we'll both have a good time, right? 262 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,990 [Miss Bristol] Have you ever considered 263 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,657 that Eddie might feel 264 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,127 that you need him? 265 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,877 [Tom] Well, I sorta have a date, you know. 266 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,946 I mean, I can get out of it, but-- 267 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,814 [Eddie] No! I don't mind, dad. 268 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,749 You don't have to call it off. 269 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,251 - I know. - Unh-unh. 270 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,453 I'm glad you have something else to do. 271 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,427 Oh, it can't be only 3:30. 272 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,337 [woman on phone] At the tone, the time will be 3:30. 273 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,509 Hm. 274 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,149 ♪♪ 275 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,875 Eddie? 276 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,443 Oh, hi, dad. 277 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:15,348 Hey. Wh-what are you doing sitting out here? 278 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417 I forgot my key. 279 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,719 Oh, oh. 280 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,954 Have a nice time, dad? 281 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,589 Terrific. 282 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,391 How about you? 283 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,326 Neat-o! 284 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,860 Oh. 285 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,196 Oh... 286 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,398 Huh. 287 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,941 [Tom] Hey, where is everybody? 288 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,710 We are in here. 289 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,514 Oh. I'm sorry, Mrs. Livingston, to be so late I missed dinner. 290 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,016 That's alright. 291 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,318 - Hi, guy. - Hi, dad. 292 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,920 Hey, how'd school go today? 293 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,989 - Dumb. - Oh. 294 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,993 But Miss Bristol gave me a book on how to put ships in bottles. 295 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,961 - Hey. - She's real nice. 296 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,663 - Isn't she? - Yes. Mm-hmm. 297 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,833 I guess she got over from being a school teacher. 298 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,502 Hm, I suppose she did. 299 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:13,640 Uh, Eddie, um... I was just thinking today about, uh... 300 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,175 about this coming Sunday. 301 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,677 Larry said I could come over again. 302 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,779 You don't have to worry, dad. 303 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,049 Oh! Well... 304 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,516 Good. 305 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,318 ♪♪ 306 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,657 - Eddie? - Yeah, dad. 307 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,525 Eddie, um, uh... 308 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,427 Why don't you invite your friend Larry over here? 309 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,729 You know, sometime. I'd like, I'd like to meet him. 310 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:43,002 - Sure, dad. - Fine. 311 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,271 Fine. 312 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,479 [door shuts] 313 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,649 [indistinct chatter] 314 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,795 ♪♪ 315 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,599 [Tom] Why don't you invite your friend Larry over here? 316 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,734 You know, sometime. I'd like, I'd like to meet him. 317 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,607 [Tom] Why don't you invite your friend Larry over here? 318 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,176 You know, sometime. I'd like, I'd like to meet him. 319 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,403 Hm, thank you, Mrs. Livingston. 320 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,939 Unh-unh, Eddie. Elbows off the table. 321 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,775 What about your friend Larry? Did you invite him over? 322 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,111 I forgot, but I will, dad. 323 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,114 Then I would like to meet him too. 324 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,117 I guess you will when dad does. 325 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,353 What is he like? 326 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,922 Well... he's good in spelling 327 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:13,226 and I think he's gonna become a writer when he grows up. 328 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,594 Good for him. 329 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,596 And he likes to walk on the beach 330 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,098 and he tells pretty good jokes. 331 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,170 And he's real good-looking. 332 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,973 He has green eyes and sort of brown hair 333 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,176 and he wears real neat clothes, dad. 334 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,611 Well, I'm very impressed. 335 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,814 Hey, how about homework? Got any tonight? 336 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,782 Pretty lot, I guess. 337 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,351 I guess I better do it. 338 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,119 - May I be excused? - You certainly may. 339 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,161 You know, um... 340 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,763 Eddie's friend almost sounds too good to be true. 341 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,134 I think Eddie's friend sounds 342 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,238 very much like Eddie's father. 343 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,340 ♪♪ 344 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,459 [Tom] What about your friend Larry? Did you invite him over? 345 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,798 [Tom] Why don't you invite your friend Larry over here? 346 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,638 [Mrs. Livingston] I would like to meet him too. 347 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,893 ♪♪ 348 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,065 [Mrs. Livingston] I think Eddie's friend sounds 349 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,934 very much like Eddie's father. 350 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,575 Well, here's your milk, sport. 351 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,910 - Thanks, dad. - Mm-hmm. 352 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,548 Say, Eddie, um... 353 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,350 Eddie, would you mind terribly 354 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,387 if you didn't spend your Sundays with Larry anymore? 355 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,789 No, dad, I wouldn't mind. 356 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,558 I don't like him that much anyway. 357 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,760 But how would you meet ladies 358 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,729 if you were with me? 359 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,599 Well, Eddie, Sunday is a terrible day to meet ladies. 360 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,835 I have never yet met a lady on a Sunday that I liked. 361 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,004 When did you meet mom? 362 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,407 Well, I met her on a Wednesday. 363 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,842 That's good, 'cause on Wednesdays 364 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,011 we don't go anyplace anyway. 365 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,779 Mm-hmm. 366 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,148 From now on, Wednesdays will be the day for you 367 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,319 to look for a lady. 368 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,920 Thank you. 369 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,858 - Goodnight, dad. - Goodnight, sport. 370 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,061 - Dad... - Yeah? 371 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,464 There really isn't any Larry. 372 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,933 I just made him up. 373 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,935 Oh? 374 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,703 Why did you do that? 375 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,573 Because of what Miss Bristol said. 376 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,709 Miss Bristol? What'd she say? 377 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,712 She said that you can't make a new life 378 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,749 if you spend all your free time with me. 379 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,250 She said that? 380 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,019 Yeah, she did. She said that. 381 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,088 Oh, Eddie. 382 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:32,023 You know that I wouldn't even want a new life 383 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:35,728 unless it included you. You know that, don't you? 384 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,532 Well, I thought you wouldn't, until what Miss Bristol said. 385 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,469 You know, she was a school teacher, and... 386 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,805 Eddie, I-I... I know she was a school teacher 387 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,509 but this time, she made a mistake. 388 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,411 You mean she flunks? 389 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,015 A-ha. Well, um... 390 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,818 - Goodnight, Eddie. - Goodnight, dad. 391 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,631 She is a meddling busybody, and I'm going to tell her so. 392 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,266 You're going to tell who that she's the busybody? 393 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,636 Miss Bristol. Mrs. Livingston, would you mind staying 394 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,970 for a few extra moments, please. 395 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,506 [doorbell rings] 396 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,775 Good evening, Mr. Corbett. 397 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,744 Good evening, Miss Bristol. 398 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,915 Won't you come in? 399 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,784 Um, Miss Bristol... 400 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,220 I was just on my way down to see you. 401 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,855 Well, then you go first. 402 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,559 No, I think in this case, the lady should go first. 403 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,028 Thank you. Well, I was just wondering 404 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,863 about next Sunday afternoon. 405 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,698 I thought perhaps if you had an engagement 406 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,266 with one of your lady friends 407 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,470 I could probably find some way to entertain Eddie. 408 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,739 I have some free time. 409 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:56,075 Of course, my niece had invited me for dinner, but-- 410 00:22:56,142 --> 00:23:00,613 Dad, I forgot to ask you. 411 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,383 - Oh, hi, Miss Bristol. - Hello, Eddie. 412 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,519 Yes, boy, you forgot to ask me what? 413 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,288 Could we go golfing next Sunday? 414 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,657 I'll carry your putter for ya. 415 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:16,429 We, uh, had a little talk, Eddie and I. 416 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,097 And we've decided that... 417 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,968 Well, we're gonna spend the rest of our Sundays... together. 418 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,869 Yeah. 419 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,738 Mr. Corbett... 420 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:28,941 Are you trying to tell me that I've been a meddling, old lady? 421 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,344 You didn't meddle, Miss Bristol. 422 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,682 You just didn't know what you were talking about. 423 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,590 - Miss Bristol. - Yes. 424 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,792 I don't think you really have to worry. 425 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,595 Wednesday evenings will be my... 426 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,963 ...looking-for-a-wife time. 427 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:54,266 Well, I'm glad we had this little chat, Mr. Corbett. 428 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,535 I am too. 429 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,869 I'll see you tomorrow, Miss Bristol. 430 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,472 See you, Eddie. 431 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,346 [Tom] Yup. 432 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,115 - You know what, dad? - Hmm. 433 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,584 [Eddie] I think playing is better than working. 434 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,086 - Ah, it isn't always. - It isn't? 435 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,888 [Tom] No, if you like your work, it can seem like play. 436 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,925 [Eddie] See, I don't know. 437 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:22,561 I don't see how anything will ever beat recess. 438 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,933 [Eddie laughing] 439 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:33,138 [Eddie] I know why you get a second set of teeth. 440 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,373 [Tom] Why? 441 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,809 [Eddie] In case you flunk the first set. 442 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,078 [Tom] Oh, Eddie. 443 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,714 [Eddie] Where would you look first if you got lost? 444 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,349 - If I got lost? - Mm-hmm. 445 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,886 [Tom] I'd look for myself in a mirror. 446 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:49,522 Dad, why am I called Corbett? 447 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,991 Because that's my name. 448 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,826 Why is it your name? 449 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,628 Because it was my father's name. 450 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,363 No, it wasn't. 451 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,866 Your father's name was Grandpa! 452 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:03,603 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 453 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:07,039 ♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪ 454 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:12,311 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 455 00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:16,916 ♪ He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end ♪ 456 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:20,519 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 457 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,689 ♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪ 458 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,891 ♪ My up my down my pride and joy ♪ 459 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:28,260 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun ♪ 460 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,129 ♪ Whether we're talkin' man to man ♪ 461 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,098 ♪ Or whether we're talking son to son ♪ 462 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,867 ♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪ 463 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:37,936 ♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪ 33612

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