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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:04,438 Dad, is it true the cat played the fiddle? 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,640 A lot of people think so, Eddie. 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,776 [Eddie] And the cow jumped over the moon? 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,545 [Tom] A lot of people believe that too. 5 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:15,383 Where do you think the cow got his oxygen supplies, dad? 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,854 - I know why it rains. - Why? 7 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:24,024 [Eddie] Because the sky has something in its eye. 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,430 [Eddie laughs] 9 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:32,466 Dad, what does the Mississippi river eat? 10 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,136 - Well, nothing. - It has a mouth. 11 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,737 But not with teeth, Eddie. 12 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:40,774 [Eddie] Oh, I guess it just has to drink soup. 13 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,409 ["Best friend" by Nilsson] 14 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,845 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 15 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:50,418 ♪ He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end ♪ 16 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:54,155 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 17 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,290 ♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪ 18 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,492 ♪ My up my down my pride and joy ♪ 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,729 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun ♪ 20 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,797 ♪ Whether we're talkin' man to man ♪ 21 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,899 ♪ Or whether we're talkin' son to son ♪ 22 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,837 ♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪ 23 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,806 ♪ Yeah he's my best friend ♪ 24 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:16,377 ♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪ 25 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,179 ♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪ 26 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,747 ♪ Pa ra ra pa ra ♪ 27 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,349 [scatting] 28 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,787 [scatting continues] 29 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,132 [boy 1] Hey, Eddie Corbett! Bet you can't do this! 30 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,334 Bet you I can. 31 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,140 [boys laughing] 32 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,248 What's funny? 33 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,016 - Her. - Why? 34 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,085 She's gonna have a baby. 35 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,388 That's not funny. That's nice. 36 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,224 She doesn't even know anything about it. 37 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:06,194 That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. 38 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,229 It's gonna be a surprise. 39 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,331 I'll bet ya. I'll bet ya'll. 40 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:14,401 We bet you ten chocolate malted balls each, okay? 41 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,404 Okay, you got yourself a bet. 42 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:20,139 But how can a lady having a baby not know she's having it? 43 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:24,144 Not the baby, the party! 44 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,413 What party? 45 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,415 All our mothers are getting together 46 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,317 and having a surprise party 47 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,620 for Miss Lister before she goes to the hospital. 48 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,522 And we all got to bring something 49 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,924 our mother's going to make for the party. 50 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,826 ♪♪ 51 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,397 Hey, we won. 52 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:46,099 You owe us ten chocolate malted balls. 53 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,501 What's the matter with him? 54 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:50,169 I don't know. Maybe he's a sore loser. 55 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,405 Yeah. 56 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,577 Eddie, are you sure you're alright? 57 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:59,313 Sure, I'm fine. 58 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,915 - Goodnight, Mrs. Livingston. - Goodnight. 59 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,587 Eddie... 60 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,357 You did not eat much for dinner. 61 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:13,327 If something is bothering you, I am your friend. 62 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,895 I know, you're my friend. 63 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,064 Yes. 64 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,599 Well, goodnight. 65 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:21,201 Eddie. 66 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,973 Now, what is wrong, please? 67 00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:28,942 Why are you called Mrs. Livingston? 68 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,211 It is the English translation 69 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,046 of my Japanese name. 70 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,516 What's your Japanese name? 71 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,850 If people could say it 72 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:40,821 I would not call myself Mrs. Livingston. 73 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:43,691 Well, what if you were Miss Livingston? 74 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,494 That would mean, I am not married 75 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,062 or I have never been married. 76 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:52,800 If a lady isn't married or has never been married before 77 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,802 can she still have a baby? 78 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,039 - Yes. - Oh. 79 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,542 Goodnight, Mrs. Livingston. 80 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,644 ♪♪ 81 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,464 "Dear, Miss Lister. 82 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:27,166 "I have no mother, but I do have a father. 83 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:30,604 "And you're going to have a baby and you're not married. 84 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,106 "All I can give you is my father 85 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,509 "for your surprise party. 86 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:38,979 "I hope this is enough of a surprise. 87 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:43,317 Eddie Corbett." 88 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,320 [Mrs. Livingston] Eddie. 89 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,856 Eddie, what are you doing awake? 90 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,924 I'm doing my homework. 91 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,226 I didn't know you had homework. 92 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,396 Sure, we just started getting it. 93 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:58,399 Don't you know how much older I'm getting? 94 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:02,302 Oh, Eddie, here, I have brought you 30 chocolate malted ball 95 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,872 you ask for. 96 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,875 - Thank you. - I thought you'd be asleep. 97 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,945 What are they for? 98 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,548 I lost a bet in school. 99 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,485 Eddie, you were gambling? 100 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,354 Well, she looked like a sure thing. 101 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,089 Sure thing? 102 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:25,392 I'll be asleep right away, Mrs. Livingston. 103 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,561 Alright. Your father telephoned. 104 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:31,031 He said he will be back from San Francisco tomorrow morning. 105 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,332 Do you understand? 106 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,634 Wakata. 107 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,537 Wakata. Good. 108 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:39,339 I will be sleeping on the couch inside. 109 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,909 And if there's anything you want. 110 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,444 Goodnight. 111 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,047 Eddie... 112 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,420 Eddie, if there's anything you need. 113 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,558 I need a mother. 114 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,660 ♪♪ 115 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:13,707 Eddie get off to school alright? 116 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,576 Yes, after I convinced him 117 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:16,810 he will be late for school 118 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,579 if he waited for you to come home. 119 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:21,782 Oh, good, good. But, uh, he left his lunch box. 120 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,752 That is too bad. He made it himself too. 121 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,354 Really? Lot of peanut butter and pickles. 122 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:30,023 Eddie likes strange combinations. 123 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:32,460 Yes. Well, I guess it's just as well that he's gonna 124 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,662 end up eating in the cafeteria today. 125 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,567 "Mrs. Tom Corbett." 126 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,204 Mrs. Livingston, do we know a Mrs. Barbara Harris? 127 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,439 No. 128 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,575 Hmm. 129 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:54,482 Oh. This is from, uh... 130 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,349 ...one of the mothers of one of Eddie's classmates. 131 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,685 It seems they're giving a surprise party 132 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,787 for Eddie's teacher, and, uh... 133 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,388 ...she wants all the mothers of the students 134 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,156 to help with the party. 135 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,192 Oh... 136 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:09,396 That must be why Eddie said what he said last night. 137 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:10,964 What'd he say? 138 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,834 That he needed a mother. 139 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,905 Oh, are you sure that that's what he said? 140 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:18,939 Yes. 141 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,609 ♪♪ 142 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,849 [sighs] 143 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,455 Eddie Corbett. 144 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,957 [Eddie] Dear, Miss Lister. 145 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,960 I have no mother, but I do have a father. 146 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,829 And you're going to have a baby. 147 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,098 So all I can give you is my father for your... 148 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,634 Surprise party? 149 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,274 Oh, Miss Lister. 150 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,376 Oh, yes, Mrs. Harris. 151 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:57,444 Can I help you? 152 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,679 N-no. 153 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,617 Yes. 154 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,386 I thought you would be at your baby doctor's. 155 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,756 Well, I go in a few minutes. 156 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:09,857 Oh. 157 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:13,193 Uh, b-but, I just knew I'd catch you here. 158 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,495 To, um, to approve a list. 159 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,897 - Yes? - Yes. 160 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,265 Um, you see, I'm going to be giving 161 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,867 a little birthday party for Lee. 162 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:23,370 And I wondered if I have all the names of her classmates. 163 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,706 Wouldn't want to overlook anyone. 164 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,374 Mm. 165 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,011 Oh, yes, uh, these are all of the students in my class. 166 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,946 Good. 167 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,482 Because I want to give a, a fun party. 168 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:39,753 - For my daughter. - I'm sure you do. 169 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,755 Well, if you'll excuse me, Mrs. Harris 170 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,591 I'll have to leave now. 171 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,425 I'm off to see the wizard. 172 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,660 [both laughing] 173 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,862 Follow the yellow brick road. 174 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,232 [school bell rings] 175 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,971 Yes, I'll wait. 176 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,449 Oh, Mr. Corbett. 177 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,619 This is Miss Lister. 178 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:14,287 I'm Eddie's teacher. 179 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,289 I'd like to see you if I can. 180 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,927 Well, yes, it is important. 181 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,897 [chuckles] No, Eddie's not in any trouble. 182 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,735 Well, yes, he is. 183 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:32,172 You see, I'm going to have a baby, and... 184 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,774 Yes, Miss Lister. 185 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,712 Well, it does involve Eddie. 186 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,981 Well, look, I can't explain it on the phone. 187 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,151 Oh, you will? 188 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,354 Good, uh, I'll wait for you in the teacher's coffee room. 189 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,825 [chuckles] Yes, you'll recognize me. 190 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,027 I'm the teacher with... 191 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,730 ...blue eyes. 192 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,832 ♪♪ 193 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,703 ♪ Ta ra ta ra ♪♪ 194 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,372 Miss Lister. 195 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,707 Oh, how do you do? 196 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,208 - You certainly do... - I do? 197 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,443 ...have blue eyes. 198 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,578 [chuckles] I also have a letter 199 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,081 from your son. Eddie. 200 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,381 Oh. 201 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,583 Would you like some coffee? 202 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,251 Oh, uh, yes, please. Black. 203 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,285 Okay. 204 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,158 Oh... 205 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,498 Oh, Miss Lister, you have to understand that, um... 206 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,434 my boy Eddie is very, very sweet and a very generous boy. 207 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,336 Oh, don't get nervous, Mr. Corbett. 208 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,807 My name is Mrs. Rogall. Miss Lister is my teaching name. 209 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:43,010 I-I sort of figured something like that. 210 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,880 Now, I can explain to Eddie that I am married. 211 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:50,283 But I can't explain how the other mothers... 212 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,852 ...overlooked the fact that Eddie doesn't have a mother. 213 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,523 If I'd known, I could've stopped the letter. 214 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,859 But it was a surprise party. 215 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:02,095 Well, it just so happens that, um... 216 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,933 I also received a letter. 217 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,902 - Oh, I am sorry, Mr. Cor-- - No, no, no. 218 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,203 It's a fact of life that Eddie has no mother. 219 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,606 And that he and I take care of each other. 220 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,342 And we do a pretty good job of it. 221 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,044 Good for you. 222 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,879 You know, Eddie has, uh... 223 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,780 ...fixed me up with ladies before. 224 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,982 But never one, um... 225 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,552 ...in that condition. 226 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,587 But, well, but we manage. 227 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,155 I'm sure you do. 228 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:35,295 Miss Lister, I realize that this is a very important party. 229 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,265 And you must also realize that I just can't go out 230 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,367 and get a mother... 231 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,069 ...just to save your party. 232 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,636 [chuckles] No on expects you to do that. 233 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,572 - Yeah, especially Eddie. - Right. 234 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,841 Uh, but... 235 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,811 ...on the other hand, I am his parent. 236 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,081 And, well, I don't think 237 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,649 just because I'm his father 238 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,651 I can't do some of the things 239 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,254 that a mother could do. 240 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,391 Do you? 241 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,859 Of course, not. 242 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,296 Uh, no, now... 243 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,432 No, um, never mind, it's a, it's a bad idea. 244 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,571 I always teach the children never to reject an idea 245 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,673 without at least trying it. 246 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,410 Is that what you always teach your children? 247 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,879 That's what I always teach them, Mr. Corbett. 248 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,951 - Goodbye. - Miss Lister. 249 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,054 ♪♪ 250 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,528 [children shouting] 251 00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:03,116 Paper hats. Miss Baldassare will supply paper napkins and cups. 252 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,252 Mrs. Felny will deliver the candies. 253 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:08,621 Mrs. Basimson, the fruit punch and the ice cream. 254 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,524 Uh... I'm sorry. 255 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,561 Uh, this is Miss Lister's class? 256 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,695 Well, yes. 257 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,530 Oh, yeah, well then, then, uh... 258 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,232 you must all be the, the mothers of Miss Lister's children. 259 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,104 Yes, we are. But I'm sorry, this is a private meeting. 260 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:27,640 And you must be Mrs. Barbara Harris. 261 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,242 That's right. 262 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,679 Ah. Well... 263 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,247 You invited me. 264 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,816 My, my name is, uh, is Corbett. 265 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,419 But you can all c-call me Tom. 266 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:56,970 Um, I'm Eddie Corbett's mother. 267 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,508 - Mr. Corbett. - Tom. 268 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,444 We're serious. 269 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,046 Well, so am I. 270 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:09,849 You ladies do understand, don't you? 271 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,818 Oh, we fully appreciate your problem 272 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,022 and, uh, I-I'm terribly sorry I didn't realize Eddie... 273 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,356 ...had no mother. 274 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,426 Mr. Corbett, this party is for ladies. 275 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,932 Oh, well, I am terribly, terribly sorry. 276 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,100 I thought it was for Eddie's teacher. 277 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,370 - Oh, w-well, it is. - Oh, good. 278 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,139 Oh, well, then Eddie can contribute 279 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,173 something to the party. 280 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,207 But all we have open 281 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,742 is finger sandwiches. 282 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,377 I accept fingertip sandwiches. 283 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,112 I heard your father say he's gonna make 284 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,880 the fingertip sandwiches. 285 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:41,915 Where'd you hear that? 286 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,383 From the mothers. 287 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,851 Oh. 288 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,053 My dad's terrific 289 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,955 at fingertip sandwiches. 290 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,456 He is? 291 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,924 My dad can do anything. 292 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,193 He can't make fingertip sandwiches. 293 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,995 Our mothers should make them. 294 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,896 I heard my mother say 295 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,532 your father is gonna ruin our party. 296 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,534 Okay, who first? 297 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,970 Who first what? 298 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,238 Who wants a punch in the nose? 299 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,743 Eddie, you have not been eating like yourself. 300 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:11,778 Yes, I have. 301 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,181 No, I do not agree. 302 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,884 But it's me that's eating. I must be like myself. 303 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,588 Eddie, I insist. What is bothering you? 304 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,724 Do you know how to make fingertip sandwiches? 305 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,693 Is it like norimaki? 306 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,328 Shiranai. 307 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,898 I cannot make something I do not know what it is. 308 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,733 [Tom] Hey, anybody home? 309 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,403 Clear off the sink port 'cause here comes the chef. 310 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,837 - Hi, Mrs. Livingston. - Good evening. 311 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,207 - Hi, dad. - Hi, sport, uh... 312 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,709 Listen, I was over at your school today. 313 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,477 - Oh. - Yeah, and I, uh... 314 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,346 I found out about Miss Lister's party. 315 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,481 - Oh. - I want you to know... 316 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,583 ...that we will be making a contribution 317 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,719 just like all the other students. 318 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,421 I am going to be making 319 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,023 fingertip sandwiches for the group. 320 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,225 What do you think of that? 321 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,326 Well... 322 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,561 [speaking Japanese] 323 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,496 You know how to make 'em? 324 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:08,501 Yes, Eddie, it's very similar to norimaki. 325 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,869 - Hmm? - Good. 326 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,839 - You make that great! - Uh, wait a minute, Eddie. 327 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,241 I wanna make the sandwiches. 328 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,443 But Mrs. Livingston can make 'em. 329 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,311 I will be very happy to help, Mr. Eddie's fa-- 330 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,612 Uh, no, no, Mrs. Livingston. 331 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,381 I volunteered to make the sandwiches 332 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,915 I should make the sandwiches. 333 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,285 I understand. It is matter of honor. 334 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,486 Exactly. 335 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,855 Listen, I didn't want you to be left out. 336 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,558 Well, thanks, dad, but... 337 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,426 But? But what? 338 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,728 Are you sure you can make 'em good? 339 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,530 Ah! Terrific! 340 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,432 ♪♪ 341 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,646 I know you watch over us, mom. 342 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:57,284 So watch out for dad and his fingertip sandwiches. 343 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,886 Don't let him make 'em too bad. 344 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,489 He's trying, and that's what counts. 345 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,726 ♪ Sandwiches for kids ♪ 346 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,061 ♪ Are made of strange ♪ 347 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:14,767 ♪ Things ♪ 348 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,013 ♪ Peanut butter pickles and some ♪ 349 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:33,086 ♪ Jelly beans ♪♪ 350 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,728 ♪♪ 351 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,603 Oh! Mother of the year. 352 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,239 [cheering] 353 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,474 [applauding] 354 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,344 Mothers, boys, and girls... 355 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,579 Well, I don't know what to say. 356 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,882 The beautiful gifts and the plaque... 357 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,185 Well, and such a surprise! 358 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,287 The gifts and the plaque are from the mothers. 359 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,388 And the party is from your students. 360 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,824 Mrs. Baldassare and Mrs. Basimson 361 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,460 the party please. 362 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,164 [cheering] 363 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,333 Yay! 364 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,470 Mr. Corbett, uh, Eddie Corbett's parent 365 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,674 was suppose to bring the finger sandwiches, but... 366 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,176 Well, he made 'em. 367 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,911 [Mrs. Harris] Oh, I'm sure he did, Eddie. 368 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,013 But we can't wait for them. 369 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,748 I'm sure the children are hungry. 370 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,049 [in unison] Yeah! 371 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,153 Alright, children, line up over here for the food. 372 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,789 Did I hear somebody mention food? 373 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:43,823 Dad! 374 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,096 A-ha! 375 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,266 [Eddie] Hey, these are those terrific sandwiches. 376 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,967 Oh, what a mess! 377 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,405 [Miss Lister] Alright, children, we can start filling our plates. 378 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,440 - Glad you made it. - Yeah, so am I. 379 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,642 [Eddie] Hey, these are terrific! 380 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:08,147 Hey, try some of my dad's sandwiches. They're terrific. 381 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,652 I'm telling you, they're terrific. 382 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:14,887 Oh, yeah? 383 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:15,922 Try one. 384 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,696 ♪♪ 385 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,602 - Hey, they're good! - See, I told ya. 386 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,840 ♪ Don't forget your dad is still your best friend ♪♪ 387 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,545 - That's not bad. - Hey, they are delicious. 388 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,815 I never tasted finger sandwiches like these before. 389 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,552 - Neither did I. - They really are delicious! 390 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,554 - What is in them? - Ah, yes. 391 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:52,124 Uh, well, um, well I used a little, uh, chopped, uh, hotdog. 392 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,994 Uh, some peanut butter, mayonnaise. 393 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,763 Some, uh, chocolate. 394 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,064 A little pickle. 395 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,333 - Pickles? - Yes. Yeah, with milk. 396 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,834 - Oh. - Yeah, and then of course... 397 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,470 A dash of jelly beans 398 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,571 and then of course chewing gum. 399 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,308 Chewing gum? 400 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,542 You have heard about 401 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,479 finger sandwiches and chewing gum? 402 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,513 No. 403 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,282 Gives them substance. 404 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,486 ♪♪ 405 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,890 I lied about the pickles and milk. 406 00:20:23,955 --> 00:20:24,924 Oh. 407 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,867 - What's that? - Well, its a plaque. 408 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,104 They gave it to me, but it belongs to you. 409 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,507 What's it say? 410 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,709 "Mother of the year." 411 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,515 [Eddie] "Mother of the year." Neat-o! 412 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:53,453 There. Now we have all of the ingredients. 413 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:57,624 Hey, dad, can I stay up for a few minutes and watch? 414 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,626 Yeah, for a few minutes I suppose will be alright. 415 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,628 - Mr. Eddie's father. - Mm-hmm. 416 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,464 Are you sure all of this goes into this sandwich? 417 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,733 I am absolutely positive. 418 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,535 - Chopped hotdogs? - Mm-hmm. 419 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,538 Sure. That's what made the sandwiches really terrific. 420 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,973 Well, I'm glad I came through for you, sport. 421 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,143 I wish, I could come through for you, Mr. Eddie's father. 422 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,045 It is hopeless. 423 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,481 Well, uh, there, uh... 424 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,915 [clears throat] There-there is a secret. 425 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,150 Please, dad, tell her. 426 00:21:24,215 --> 00:21:26,853 That way I can take your sandwiches to school 427 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,089 and share 'em with the other kids for lunch. 428 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,991 - Mm-hmm. See the time? - Mm. 429 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,059 Time for you to go to bed, okay? 430 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,027 Okay, goodnight, dad. 431 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,763 Goodnight, sport. 432 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,333 - Goodnight, Mrs. Livingston. - Goodnight, Eddie. 433 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,734 Happy cooking! 434 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,136 Yes! 435 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,273 Now, Mrs. Livingston, you realize of course 436 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,277 that all the great chefs in the world are men. 437 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,512 Yes. 438 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,282 Chocolate balls... 439 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,518 ...mustard... 440 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,721 ...and chopped jelly beans. 441 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:05,425 - The mix must be a secret. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 442 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,927 First, you take a bottle of bourbon 443 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,096 and then you take a good belt. 444 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,230 Belt? 445 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,833 - A swig. - Drink? 446 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,108 Hey,you're supposed to be in bed. 447 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,078 But I thought I'd stay up to see if you needed any help. 448 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,280 Oh, I see. 449 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,817 Well, if I do, I'll wake you up. 450 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,652 - Okay. - Okay. 451 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,554 [grunts] Up we go. 452 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:37,056 Goodnight, dad. I love you. 453 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,157 I love you too, Eddie. 454 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,727 Sleep tight. 455 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,898 And thanks for being my mother too, dad. 456 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,101 - Okay. Goodnight, sport. - Goodnight. 457 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,878 ♪♪ 458 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:58,369 Dad, do you ever wake up when it's still dark? 459 00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,772 Yes, I do. 460 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,775 What if you do, and can't go back to sleep? 461 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,977 Oh. 462 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,278 I think. 463 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:09,782 I know. I think about her too. 464 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,818 [quacks] 465 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:16,355 Dad, Mrs. Livingston reads her paper from back to front. 466 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:18,858 Mm-hmm. That's the way the Japanese do it, Eddie. 467 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:20,627 [Eddie] Well, are they wrong? 468 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:21,994 [Tom] They don't think so. 469 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,363 [Eddie] I hope they are, otherwise 470 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:26,633 I've learned it all backwards. 471 00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,935 [ducks quacking] 472 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,073 Dad, I'm gonna be a vegetarian. 473 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,407 [Tom] Oh, what do you think a vegetarian is? 474 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,711 That's a person who eats vegetables 475 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:42,048 when the meat got burned. 476 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:44,584 Dad, why do people get married? 477 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,619 [Tom] Because they love each other. 478 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,922 [Eddie] Can we get married? 479 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:53,526 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 480 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:56,829 ♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪ 481 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,934 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 482 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:06,272 ♪ He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end ♪ 483 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,842 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪ 484 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,044 ♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪ 485 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,180 ♪ My up my down my pride and joy ♪ 486 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:17,784 ♪ People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun ♪ 487 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,719 ♪ Whether we're talkin' man to man ♪ 488 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,788 ♪ Or whether we're talkin' son to son ♪ 489 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,390 ♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪ 490 00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:26,726 ♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪ 34088

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