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[Eddie] Did you know, dad,
you're stuck with me.
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[Tom] Oh, I don't know
about that, Eddie.
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[Eddie] I mean, if even if I
want to run away from home
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or you got mad and sent me to bed
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I'll still be your Eddie and
you're still my father.
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[Tom] That's right.
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[Eddie] It's sort of a happy stuff.
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[Tom] Mm-hmm.
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[Eddie] Dad, did you order a
boy when I was delivered?
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- Yes, I did.
- I'm glad.
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[Tom] Oh-ho, so am I.
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[Eddie] I mean, I'm glad that you
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ordered me from the hospital
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instead of the drug store.
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[Tom] Why?
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[Eddie] They always get our orders
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mixed up.
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[theme song]
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪
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♪ My up my down
my pride and joy ♪
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout him he's so much fun ♪
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♪ Whether
we're talkin' man to man ♪
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♪ Or whether
we're talking son to son ♪
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♪ Cause he's my best friend ♪
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♪ Yeah he's my best friend ♪
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♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪
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♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪
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♪ Pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪
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[scatting]
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Did you know that friendship
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is one of the most best
things in the whole world?
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Yes, that is true, Eddie.
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"So that's why we should
be polite and generous
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with our friends," my dad said.
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Last time your friend Billy
Gerber came over here to play
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you were not very
generous with your toys.
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I know, but from now on
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I'm going to be generous like dad.
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Billy Gerber can play with all my toys.
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In Japan, when I was a
little girl, if someone
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admired very much something you
had, you gave it to them.
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I'm glad I live here.
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Billy admires everything I have.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it!
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Oh, hi, sonny.
Uh, uh, what's your name?
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Eddie Corbett.
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Eddie Corbett!
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Son of a gun!
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I might have known, a
chip off the old block.
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[laughing]
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Son of a gun.
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- Good evening.
- Oh, uh...
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Uh, good evening, uh,
I'm Harvey Henshaw.
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I'm an old college buddy of Tommy's.
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Uh, I'm sure you've heard him, uh
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speak of me several times, Mrs. Corbett.
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- I am not Mrs. Corbett.
- Oh!
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I am Mrs. Livingston, I
take care of Eddie.
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Oh, ha-ha!
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Ah, well, like I said
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I'm an old friend of, uh
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Tommy's from college.
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Come on in, Mr. Henshaw.
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Well, thanks, Eddie, but, uh...
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Mrs. Livingston, is it okay?
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Oh, yes, please come in, Mr. Henshaw.
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Well, thanks.
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Oh, hi, Eddie.
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Any friend of dad's is a friend of mine.
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Oh, son of a gun.
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I'm gonna give you one last
chance to come clean.
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Are you sure that there's
no money in your ear?
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- Sure.
- Are you positive?
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Positive.
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Well, what do you call that?
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- How do you do it?
- Ha-ha!
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Hi, everybody.
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- Hey, dad, look who's here.
- Hi.
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- Huh.
- Tommy!
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- Tommy, how are you, ol' buddy?
- Harvey!
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Yes, you look great, you
little son of a gun.
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- Henshaw!
- Ha-ha-ha!
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- Ah!
- Hey, good to see you, ol' pal.
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Well, it's good to see you
too, i-it's been a long time.
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Yes, it's just about a year
after graduation it was, uh
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Chick Hennesey's bachelor party.
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Uh, Chick He-Hennesey's bachelor party.
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[Harvey] Not surprised
you don't remember.
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Boy, were you squiffed.
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What's squiffed?
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Uh, well, that, um...
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That means I was very,
very happy, Eddie.
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Well, if you were happy then
why don't you remember?
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Uh, well, you know, as a matter of fact
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I do, I do remember in detail that
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he married...
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- Rita Coren!
- Maybel Hollister.
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Ah, yeah, well, I guess
I really was sort of
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uh, sort of squiffed.
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Well, anyhow, what are you doing
here? Are you living here now?
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Well, it's an overnight business trip.
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You know, here today, gone tomorrow.
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Oh, well, Harvey, I'm sorry it's
gonna be such a short trip.
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Well, that's the umbrella
business for you.
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It's very volatile.
It has its ups and downs.
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[laughing]
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Yeah, well, uh, how about...
How about a drink?
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Oh, no, no, I've-I have
to watch my weight.
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Oh...
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But I tell ya, maybe a little one
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won't, uh, won't hurt too much.
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Uh, yeah, well, I-I saw your
name in the alumni newspaper
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and I said to myself, you know
the next time I'm out there
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I gotta see Tommy and I found
your address at the airport
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and, uh, on the way to the hotel
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I saw where I was and I
said "Stop the cab!"
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- Well, here I am.
- Mr. Eddie's Father.
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Oh, good evening, Mrs. Livingston.
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Oh, I'm so sorry that I'm late
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I hope we haven't ruined dinner.
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- Oh, not yet.
- Oh, good.
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- But very soon.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, M-M-Mrs. Livingston,
I-I don't suppose we...
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Do we have enough for a guest?
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- Oh, yes, plenty.
- Oh!
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No, no, no, I-I-I couldn't, I...
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Ah, well, I mean, if you have plans.
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Oh, come on, Uncle Harvey, stay.
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- Uncle Harvey?
- He said I could call him that.
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- He's a great kid, a great kid.
- Thank you.
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No, I can't stay, look, I had
some sandwiches and cookies
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Eddie insisted.
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We don't have to count that.
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No, no, no, thanks, Tommy.
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No, I-I've imposed enough already.
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- Nonsense.
- No, no, no, I-I'm...
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I am not the kind of guy
to take advantage.
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Okay.
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- Eddie, more rice?
- No, thanks, dad.
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Harvey?
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No, uh, well, just a little bit.
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You know, I'm still watching
my, my weight, Tommy.
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You're, uh, you're watching to do what?
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[laughing]
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You haven't changed a bit, Tommy.
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Yeah, well, I, I did drop the Tommy.
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You know, people just call me Tom.
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Well, it's better for your image.
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Well, I just like it.
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Good to see you, Tom.
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You know, your father's one of
the swellest guys on Earth.
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Yeah, I know.
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[Harvey] And your mother
was a sweetheart too.
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I didn't know her so well.
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Well, he was a little too
young when his mother died.
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Are you married, Uncle Harvey?
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[chuckles] No, not yet.
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I'm still looking for the right girl.
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I and dad are still looking
for the right girl.
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We wanna get married again.
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Well, here's to the right
girls, wherever they are.
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Hmm, I hear ya.
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Remember the good old beer
drinking days, Tommy?
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Tom. Yeah, sure, I remember.
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♪ Drunk last night ♪
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♪ Drunk the night before ♪
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♪ Gonna get drunk tonight
like I never get drunk before ♪♪
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Huh?
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[Harvey screams]
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I'm sorry.
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Well, that's the way it was
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the old beer drinking days, Eddie.
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[laughing]
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Will you be here tomorrow, Uncle Harvey?
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I'm afraid not. Hey!
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[mumbles] You're doing that again.
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The money is coming
right out of your ear.
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[laughing]
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Okay, sport, time for you to go to bed.
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- Can I stay up?
- I better get going too.
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You have school tomorrow.
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But if I go to bed now
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I can't see Uncle Harvey anymore.
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Hmm, well, I think he'll be back.
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- Why doesn't he stay overnight?
- Here?
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N-no, I can't, uh, I've got a
big meeting tomorrow morning
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and besides, your father
and I'd just stay up
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all night talking about old times.
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Right, right, that's exactly
what we'd do, Harvey
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besides, this isn't a
very comfortable couch.
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I mean, the last few
people that slept here
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nothing but complains.
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Who complained, dad?
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Uh, w-well, I don't remember
exactly who the last
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one was but there was complaints.
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Well, it feels soft.
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But I have a reservation at the hotel.
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He could sleep in my bed.
I could sleep with you.
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No, I couldn't take your bed, fella.
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It's full size.
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Yeah, but it won't be practical, Eddie.
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But I'm trying to be
generous like you said.
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Hey, hey, you know the most generous guy
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in the whole world is your dad.
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But I just can't stay. Get it?
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- Got it.
- Good.
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♪♪
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Hi, dad.
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Eddie, it's almost 2
o'clock in the morning.
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What are you doing awake?
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I heard Uncle Harvey, it woke me up.
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Yeah, he sure has a knack
about that, doesn't he?
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What are you doing up so late?
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Oh, we were talking about
old times, Eddie.
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Uncle Harvey has a thing about
talking about old times.
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I'm glad you let me give him my room.
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Yeah, you really wanted to, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Eddie, if you didn't like
Uncle Harvey so much
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would you still have been so generous?
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That would've been harder, wouldn't it?
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Yeah, much harder.
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[chuckles]
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Well, I guess, uh, I guess that's what
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generosity is all about.
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I wanted to do it 'cause he's
such a good friend of yours.
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Hmm, I know and thank you.
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Someday I'll do something
for Billy Gerber too.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Now you will... get some sleep.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Dad?
- Yeah?
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Uncle Harvey was a friend of mom's?
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Well, he, uh, he knew her in
school, not very well, but...
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- But he liked her.
- Everyone liked her.
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Yeah, just about.
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Do you think she minds
that I'm looking around
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for another girl for us?
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No, I don't think she minds at all.
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I think she wants us to be
as happy as we can be.
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I guess she was generous too.
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Yeah.
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Get some sleep, okay?
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Okay, goodnight, see you tomorrow.
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Goodnight, Eddie.
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♪ Good-goodnight ♪
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00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,856
♪ Ooh ♪♪
252
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,791
Uh, Mrs. Livingston comes
here every day, huh?
253
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,292
- Oh, excuse me.
- Oh, that, uh, that's...
254
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,594
No, just-just when I'm
working, you know, school...
255
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,163
Yeah, well, that's great.
256
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,833
You have everything pretty
well worked out, huh?
257
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,035
You deserve an awful
lot of credit, Tommy.
258
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,538
- Tom.
- Yeah, Tom, Tom.
259
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,240
[laughing]
260
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,242
Yeah, a lot of credit.
261
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,045
[chuckles]
262
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,283
Do you remember that time that
we took the chapel bell?
263
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,152
[Harvey laughing]
264
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,089
Well, Harvey, uh, uh, that
was when we were in college
265
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,424
and now we got jobs and
I'm gonna be late
266
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,626
for mine if I don't hurry up.
267
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,962
- Can I use the phone?
- Oh, sure.
268
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,830
Yeah. Thanks, Tommy, excuse me.
269
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,365
Yes, alright.
270
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,639
[Harvey] Yeah, uh, this is, uh, Harvey.
271
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,475
Yes, I got the stuff in the bag.
272
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,912
[laughs] It's good to, good
to talk to you again.
273
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,514
Uh, everything's out for
tomorrow, huh, right?
274
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,050
Right? What?
275
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,753
Well, I'll tell you, uh, it's, uh...
276
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,388
Okay, Alice, tomorrow morning then.
277
00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:04,624
Alright, thanks a million.
Bye-bye.
278
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,927
Hey, guess what?
279
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,663
- The sky is falling.
- My man is out until tomorrow.
280
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,365
Oh, what, uh, what happen?
281
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,701
The flu, he got caught
in the rain last week.
282
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,535
Oh, well, next time
that'll teach him to buy
283
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:17,570
more of your umbrellas.
284
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,272
[laughing]
285
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,107
Well, I guess I'll have
to call up a hotel
286
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,177
and get myself a room for tonight.
287
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,379
It seems like a good idea. Yeah.
288
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,085
♪♪
289
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,364
Well, stop feeling so guilty
290
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,433
you haven't seen him for ten years.
291
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,736
A-and so far, I think you've
been, you've friendly and
292
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,671
and you've been loyal.
293
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,941
And you've been generous.
294
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,143
They can't take care of me
not even for one night!
295
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,912
There's a convention in town.
Uh, do you know of a good hotel?
296
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,082
- For one night?
- Yeah.
297
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,751
- Here.
- Oh, no, no, no, Tommy.
298
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,986
- Tom!
- Yes, Tom.
299
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,288
- I just can't impose!
- I know.
300
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,024
I just can't do it!
I just cannot do it!
301
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,293
Harvey, why don't we just
level with each other?
302
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,929
You can do it.
303
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,131
Well, if you insist.
304
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,604
- Dad...
- Mm-hm.
305
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,875
Do you wanna know the biggest
word I could spell?
306
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,477
What is the biggest word you can spell?
307
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,780
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
308
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,683
- Mississippi.
- Right.
309
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,385
Mr. Eddie's Father.
310
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:42,189
No, Mrs. Livingston, Uncle
Harvey has not arrived yet.
311
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,391
Oh, it'll be alright.
I will keep the dinner.
312
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,859
No, I think we've waited long enough.
313
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,160
Would you mind serving it, please?
314
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,362
- Yes.
- Thank you.
315
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,365
Gee, dad, don't you think
we ought to wait?
316
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,202
Well, Uncle Harvey is
already over an hour late
317
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,604
and Mrs. Livingston has an
English class tonight.
318
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,706
And it isn't fair to keep
her any longer, is it?
319
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:03,809
- I guess not, especially...
- Especially, what?
320
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,378
Since I'm starving.
321
00:14:06,578 --> 00:14:08,949
It sure is different without
Uncle Harvey around.
322
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,184
Oh, yeah, it's quieter, hm.
323
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,186
Is he gonna stay much longer?
324
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,223
Well, only until the man that he
came to see gets over the flu.
325
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,092
- That'd be soon?
- With any luck.
326
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,496
Aren't you glad he's here?
327
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,132
Well, sure I am, Eddie.
328
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,366
[telephone ringing]
329
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,300
I'll get it!
330
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,668
♪ Hope it's Uncle Harvey ♪♪
331
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,038
Hello, Uncle Harvey.
332
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,640
Oh, hello, Billy Gerber.
333
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,375
You wanna what?
334
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,578
But you have half of my
toys over there already.
335
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:47,520
No, it's okay, Billy, you
can borrow my spaceship.
336
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:51,691
That way all my toys will
be together at least.
337
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,226
Alright.
338
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,795
Eddie.
339
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,031
Hut!
340
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,266
- Guess what?
- What?
341
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,901
Just for that you can
get double dessert.
342
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,436
[laughing]
343
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,040
Double dessert. Dessert!
344
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,947
Are we worried that Uncle
Harvey isn't here?
345
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,782
No, Uncle Harvey can
take care of himself.
346
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,317
[doorbell rings]
347
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,554
[laughing]
348
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,824
You're really in luck
tonight, you old dog!
349
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,893
Tommy Corbett. Doreen and Jeri.
350
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,062
Jeri. Doreen, Tommy.
351
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,197
- Hi.
- Hi.
352
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,932
- Priceless.
- Huh?
353
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,935
- Priceless.
- Oh, how do you, how do you do?
354
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:40,007
Hi, Uncle Harvey, have you
been taking care of yourself?
355
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,009
[laughing]
356
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,044
Well, you might be able to say that.
357
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,913
[laughing]
358
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,016
Oh, Jeri!
359
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,084
Look at that terrific view!
360
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,452
Priceless!
361
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,953
Put your coat on, we're gonna go out
362
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,655
on the town and it's all on me.
363
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,325
Harvey, look d-don't-don't
think that I don't appreciate
364
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,227
what you're trying to do.
365
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,628
[Harvey] No. Thanks are necessary.
366
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,230
Doreen said that she had a friend
367
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,764
and I said that I had a friend.
368
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,433
A swell guy who invited me to dinner
369
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,968
and put me up for three days.
370
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,337
So far.
371
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,939
You missed a neat-o
dinner, Uncle Harvey.
372
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:17,077
But dad said you ought to call
him even if you weren't coming.
373
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,112
Yeah, well, Eddie, uh, he's, he's right.
374
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,647
Uh, y-you should have called, Harvey.
375
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,981
Yeah, I know you're right, Tommy
376
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,650
and I kept on telling Doreen at the bar
377
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,086
I ought to be calling,
didn't I say that, Doreen?
378
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:30,457
Huh, oh, yeah, all the time, Harv.
379
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,326
What do you say, Tommy, are we
gonna go out on the town or not?
380
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,528
Harvey, I'm afraid I'm
gonna have to pass.
381
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,964
How can you pass on such
gorgeous creatures?
382
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,599
Jeri was in the Rose Bowl
383
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,468
on a float.
384
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,670
Wow!
385
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,573
And Doreen was Miss Power Tool.
386
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,974
Neat-o!
387
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:52,579
I wouldn't mind having Miss
Power Tool for a mother.
388
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,915
Well, Eddie, I'm afraid they're
not the mother types.
389
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,384
Well, what do you say, Tommy?
390
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,618
- Tom.
- Eh, Tom.
391
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,120
Yeah, well, I actually, I-I really
392
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,621
would like to go, Harvey, but I have
393
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,056
I have a babysitter problem.
394
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,557
How's about Mrs. Livingston?
395
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,893
Oh, well, uh, tonight,
tonight's her English class
396
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,497
and she only has one a week and I
wouldn't want her to miss it.
397
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,566
- Oh, that's a shame, Tommy.
- Yeah.
398
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,269
Ye-yeah, it is, but well, you know
399
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,138
what are you gonna do?
400
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,708
Goodnight, Mr. Eddie's Father.
Goodnight.
401
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,644
Goodnight, Mrs. Livingston
and you study hard.
402
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,913
I do not have to study hard tonight.
403
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,582
Professor Cortright has the flu.
404
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,385
- No, uh, substitute teacher?
- No.
405
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,122
W-w-what do you say, Tommy?
Well, what are you waiting for?
406
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,923
Oh, yeah, well, nothing I guess.
407
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,991
Um, uh, Mrs-Mrs. Livingston.
408
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,161
Could you stay with Eddie
tonight, unless of course
409
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,895
there's something else you have to do?
410
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:47,534
Oh, no, if it will be some
pleasure to you, I could stay.
411
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,503
Thank you.
412
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,884
Are you going out with him, dad?
413
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,186
Yeah, it looks that way.
414
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,655
- Have a good time, dad.
- Thanks, sport.
415
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,491
And don't worry because they're
not the mother types.
416
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,426
[chuckles] No, I, I won't.
417
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,428
Remember, you're just doing it
418
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,897
'cause you have to help out a friend.
419
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,400
Yeah, yeah. A friend.
420
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,005
Harvey.
421
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,474
Harvey, we've got to talk.
422
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,942
Now, I-I don't wanna hurt
your feelings, Harvey
423
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,711
believe me th-that's the last thing
424
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,680
that I would want to do.
425
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,582
But let's face facts.
426
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:39,219
Now, we were never good friends.
427
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,654
Come to think of it, we
were never friends!
428
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,758
Harvey, look, what's started
out as a, as a minor courtesy
429
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:50,163
h-has now blown itself up
into a major commitment!
430
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,633
Harvey, get out!
431
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,734
Harvey...
432
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,207
Harvey as we grow older...
433
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,142
As the years pass...
434
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,979
...and memories fade...
435
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,648
...you reach a point
436
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,951
where you have to say
to yourself and, and
437
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,321
and to your friends.
438
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,390
Harvey, get out.
439
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,632
[Tom on speaker] You reach a point
440
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,835
where you have to say
to yourself and, and
441
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,238
and to your friends.
442
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,906
Harvey, get out.
443
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,542
Alright, Harvey, how can I ever
forget the time we double dated
444
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,379
right in the row boat with two girls?
445
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,981
And you did a swan dive off
the back of the boat.
446
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,416
Sank it.
447
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,753
Oh, Harvey, of course! Why yes!
448
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,455
I-I do remember the time that
we borrowed the dean's car
449
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,191
and you said we'd never get caught.
450
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,393
Harvey, get out.
451
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,596
♪♪
452
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,037
Come on, Eddie, hurry up.
Oh, hi, Mrs. Livingston
453
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,339
I didn't hear you come in.
454
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,407
Oh, good morning, Mr. Eddie's Father.
455
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,979
You have a nice evening?
456
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,914
Well, I got through it.
457
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:23,690
Oh, will Mr. Eddie's uncle
be here for dinner tonight?
458
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,727
Hmm, well, that bulletin
hasn't been issued yet.
459
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,396
[doorbell rings]
460
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,030
He's probably here for breakfast.
461
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,765
I'll get it.
462
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,801
Bet that's Uncle Harvey.
463
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,005
[laughs]
464
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,275
Wow, is that for me?
465
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,444
All for you.
466
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,078
Here you go, hot rod.
467
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,880
Gee, thanks, Uncle Harvey.
468
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,549
[laughing]
469
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,152
Uh...
470
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,255
Harvey, y-you didn't have to do that.
471
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,724
Well, I wanted to, Tommy.
472
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,359
Uh, w-well, um...
473
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,661
Thank you.
474
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,864
[imitating car engine revving]
475
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,635
[chuckling] Hey, he likes it.
476
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,869
Well, what kid wouldn't, Harvey?
477
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,071
Oh, by the way, I'm leaving
on a flight today.
478
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,205
- Today?
- Mm-hmm.
479
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,042
Yes, I had my meeting this morning.
480
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,744
My boss called me back.
481
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,679
This is a lousy town for umbrellas.
482
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:20,946
- Oh, that's too bad, huh?
- Hmm.
483
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,949
Well, between, uh, you
and me, we don't make
484
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,385
such a hot umbrella anyway,
I'll send you one, you'll see.
485
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,186
Okay. Swell.
486
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,788
Oh, uh, I, uh...
487
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:32,625
I wanted to pick up something,
uh, in appreciation, for you.
488
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,364
[chuckles]
489
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,035
Well, Harvey, um, you-you
didn't have to do that.
490
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,804
Well, go ahead, open it.
491
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,311
Harvey, they're great.
492
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,548
Well, read it
493
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,083
uh, the inscription.
494
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,753
"From Harvey, with much appreciation
495
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,791
to his good friend, uh, Tommy."
496
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,459
I told them Tom.
497
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,731
- Thanks, Harvey.
- Harv.
498
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,401
[laughing]
499
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,236
- Oh, you're a swell guy, Tommy.
- Oh...
500
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,638
And a lucky one too.
501
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,441
Yes.
502
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,975
Yes, I am.
503
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,713
Oh, I've got something
for Mrs. Livingston.
504
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,382
- Mrs. Livingston.
- Yes?
505
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,785
- Just to say thanks.
- For me?
506
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,490
Oh, thank you, Mr. Henshaw.
507
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,659
[speaking in foreign language]
508
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,994
Oh.
509
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,363
It's a fan.
510
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:48,067
Oh, it is beautiful, just what I wanted.
511
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,671
But you already have a fan.
512
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,705
That is true, Eddie, but until now
513
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,643
I did not have fan from Mr. Henshaw.
514
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,879
Oh, I get it, you're being
polite, aren't you?
515
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,248
On account that Uncle
Harvey is our friend.
516
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,817
Uh, Harvey, look, do you-do you
think you could stay for dinner?
517
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,454
Well-well, I-I just can't,
I just absolutely can't.
518
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,321
Suit yourself.
519
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,957
Well, what are you having?
520
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:17,430
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
521
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:22,068
♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪
522
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,672
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
523
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,940
♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪
524
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,942
♪ My up my down
my pride and joy ♪
525
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:33,646
♪ People let me tell you
'bout him he's so much fun ♪
526
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,515
♪ Whether
we're talkin' man to man ♪
527
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,517
♪ Or whether
we're talking son to son ♪
528
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,186
♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
529
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,590
♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪
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