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What do you know about girls, dad?
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What do you wanna know, Eddie?
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Well, I know all about the squinty eyes.
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Squinty eyes?
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- Max and I figured it all out.
- Max?
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Yeah.
He's my new best friend.
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Oh.
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You're still my best
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best friend, dad.
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But you've been goin' out so much lately
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I just had to get a new best friend.
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Eddie, tell me about this squinty eyes.
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[laughing]
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Max and I figured it all
out in the comic strips.
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All the good ladies have
medium chests and round eyes
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and all the bad ladies
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have big chests and squinty eyes.
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Oh.
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So that's how you can tell, dad.
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Just look their eyes,
it's a dead giveaway.
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[theme music]
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy
my up my down my pride and joy ♪
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout him he's so much fun ♪
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♪ Whether we're talkin'
man to man ♪
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♪ Or whether we're talking
son to son ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
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♪ Yeah he's my best friend ♪
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♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪
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♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪
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♪ Pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪
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[scatting]
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I'll try not to be too
late, Mrs. Livingston.
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Oh, that's alright, Mr. Eddie's
father, I'll be alright.
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I really appreciate you're
giving up your class
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in night school tonight.
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Oh, they'll let me
attend tomorrow night.
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I am one of their best people.
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- Pupils.
- No, people.
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I study very hard, I do all my homework
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I try not to miss my school
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I am one of their best people.
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People.
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Oh, did Eddie tell you about Max?
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Yes, I, uh, I think I've been replaced.
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No, I think it's anything
to worry about.
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Oh, did he tell you that
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Max has no father and just mother?
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No.
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I think Eddie's mother-shopping again.
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Oh.
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- Goodnight, Mrs. Livingston.
- Goodnight.
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♪♪
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People.
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People.
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♪♪
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Hello, Mrs. Livingston,
everything alright?
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Yes, fine, he got up once
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but he went right back to sleep.
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- In your bed.
- Oh.
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Well, thank you very much
for staying tonight
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Mrs. Livingston, I appreciate it.
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Oh, that's alright, Mr. Eddie's father.
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I study a lot this evening.
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People is a person
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and Pupil is a people
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who is a person in a school.
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Goodnight, Mr. Eddie's father.
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Goodnight, Mrs. Livingston.
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♪ Little cowboy ♪
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♪ Put your saddle down ♪
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♪ And say goodnight ♪
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[snoring]
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Eddie, why aren't you sleeping?
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Did she have 'em, dad?
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- Who?
- Your lady, did she have 'em?
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- Have what?
- Squinty eyes.
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Well, she was a very nice lady, Eddie
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and we spent most of the
evening talking about you.
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About me?
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Yes, I'm worried about you, Eddie.
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I don't want you to be unhappy.
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I don't want me to be unhappy either.
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I love being with you and we've
great times together, right?
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Yup.
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But there are some things
that adults have to do.
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Just like there are some things
that children have to do.
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I can't go to school with you
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and you can't go to work with me.
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So that means that we can't spend
all of our time together.
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It doesn't mean we don't want to.
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It just means that,
that's the way it is.
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I got it, dad.
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You're a good fella.
Alright, now go to sleep.
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♪♪
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Dad, do you think Max
could come stay with us
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for the weekend?
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You want him to, Eddie?
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Well, sure, that way
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when you have to have
your time to be alone
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I can have someone to be alone with.
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Okay, I'll invite him.
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I'll call his mother tomorrow
morning and ask her permission.
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Invite her too, she's beautiful.
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♪♪
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Eddie, we just can't go running inviting
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strange ladies to spend
the weekend with us
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in the apartment.
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Not the weekend, just for dinner.
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When she brings Max, here.
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Now, Eddie, is it really
that you wanna have
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your friend Max over?
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Or are you trying to find me a girl?
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She's not a girl, she's
a full grown mother
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and she's all broken in.
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I've seen her, and she's beautiful.
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Round eyes?
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- Dad?
- Eddie, please.
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Let me find my own girls.
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- But, dad...
- Eddie, goodnight.
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[snoring]
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[Tom] Eddie...
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Mrs. Kelly?
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Mrs. Betty Kelly.
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Well, my name is Tom Corbett.
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Why, i-it seems that your son
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and my son have become very close pals.
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That's right, Eddie Corbett.
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Well, he talks about
Max all the time too.
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Well, any luck that Max over for
the weekend as our houseguest
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I, I think it'd be a great idea.
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No, it's no trouble at all.
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As a matter of fact, we'd
welcome the company.
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Well, I, I thought I'd take him
to the beach during the day
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if it's alright with you.
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Uh, M-Mrs. Kelly, could you,
would you mind holding on?
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Just o-one, one second, please.
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Thank you.
Yes, Tina?
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Mr. Norman Tinker would like
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you to look at these
pictures right away.
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- Uh-huh.
- Aren't they super?
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Whoa, these are sensational.
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Tina
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how did Norman get that shot?
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He strapped himself under a helicopter.
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Hm? He what?
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He strapped himself under a helicopter.
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The pilot thought he was crazy.
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He is.
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Yeah. But he's a
sensational photographer.
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Yeah, but he said that he
wouldn't do that anymore.
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Not until next time.
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Now, look, get these
to Norman immediately
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ask him to lay them out in a
logical sequence for me, okay?
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- Immediately.
- Yeah.
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I-I'm sorry, Mrs. Kelly, where were we?
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Well...
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Mrs. Kelly, would you,
wo-would you mind just
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holding on for o-one
more second, please?
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- That's all, Tina.
- Oh.
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Yes, sir.
Um...
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Oh, Mr. Tinker, uh, you want
to see him right away?
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- Yeah.
- Hm...
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I-I'm sorry, Mrs. Kelly.
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Betty. Alright.
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Well, my name is Tom.
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Oh, that was about Norman Tinker.
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He's my art director, he is a wild man.
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He'll do anything to get a picture.
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No, no, he won't be going
to the beach with us.
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Well, Eddie's not a very
good swimmer either.
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But do-don't worry, I'll keep
a very close eye on him.
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Yeah, well, I-I'm a father,
but not a mother, Betty.
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Betty?
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Oh, that's, that's awfully late.
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Uh, look, do you think that you could
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feed Max before you bring him over?
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Oh, well, that would be marvelous.
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I-I'm, I'm sorry, could you just hang on
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for one more second?
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Thanks, Betty.
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Oh, yes, Norman, that's it.
That is absolutely perfect.
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Now, all we need is to copy.
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Norman, sometimes I don't think
I pay you enough money.
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Hello, Betty, I'm, I'm terribly sorry.
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We're a little hung up here
we have a deadline tonight.
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Uh, Betty, look, um
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by any chance are you doin' anything
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this evening after you drop off Max?
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How would you like to have
dinner with me tonight
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at my place?
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Well, the-then it's a date, Betty.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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A blind date?
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Oh, well, it's not exactly a blind date.
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She, uh, she's 28 years old
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she's a fashion model, she likes
the same kind of wine that I do
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she like the same kind of music
that I do, she's my kinda lady.
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You learnt all that in one
telephone conversation?
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- Mm-hm.
- Mm-hm.
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"I, Thomas Corbett, admit to
having stated in the presence
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"of one Norman Tinker,
'Sometimes I don't think
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"'I pay you enough money, Norman.
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Will double pay ye salary
immediately.'" Norman.
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No raise!
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Have a nice date, Tom.
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Little dinner, little music.
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Mrs. Livingston, it's a thing of beauty.
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[Eddie] All dusted, dad.
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Oh, you're a good fella.
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Alright, let's put 'em on the machine.
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Okay, now. Uh-huh.
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♪♪
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♪ Rum ti dum ♪
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♪ Ti dum tidoo♪
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♪ Wum ti dum ♪
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♪ Ti dum ti doo ♪
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♪ Ti dum ti dum tidoo♪♪
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Thank you.
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Eddie.
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Eddie, you should be in your pajamas.
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But I'm waiting for Max to come.
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Well, you can wait in your pajamas.
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Mrs. Livingston is right, Eddie.
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Now, if we're gonna get
up early tomorrow
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we'll go to the beach, okay?
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- Okay, dad.
- Go do it.
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You're really going all
out for me, dad, thanks.
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The dinner will be warming in the oven.
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And please do not let them overheat.
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You must serve as quickly as possible.
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And remember last time?
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Oh-ho, do I?
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Burnt dry Yakitori is not
something you easily forget.
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Mr. Eddie's father, in my country
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we have an expression.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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What does that mean?
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Uh, it is a saying.
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It means brain eagles...
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Brave eagle...
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No, brain.
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Oh, a brainy, a smart eagle.
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A smart eagle hides its claws.
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Hides its claws. A smart eagle
hides its claws, yeah.
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Since you have not met the lady
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your preparation for romance may be
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a choice of regret.
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Well, Mrs. Livingston, a
touch of romance in the air
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is not a commitment,
it's just a gracious
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and a charming way to spend the evening.
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[doorbell ringing]
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[instrumental music playing]
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- Max!
- Eddie!
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Want to play with my trains and my fish?
259
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:28,443
- Yeah.
- Alright.
260
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,622
Hello, I'm Betty Kelly.
261
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,755
Hello, I'm Tom Corbett.
262
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,934
Hey, Max, you wanna go
in my room and play?
263
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,371
- Yeah, let's go.
- Okay, come on, Max.
264
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,158
Well, aren't you going to invite me in?
265
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,160
You already have my son.
266
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:53,120
Oh, yes, of course, please come in.
267
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,600
♪♪
268
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,213
May I introduce my housekeeper
269
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,215
Mrs. Livingston, this is Mrs. Kelly.
270
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,218
I am very pleased to meet,
Mrs. Max's mother.
271
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,961
Now, would you like me
272
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,093
to prepare the two children for bed?
273
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:11,878
If you would please, Mrs. Livingston.
274
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:15,533
Oh, well, uh, here are Max's... pajamas
275
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,840
toothbrush and some clothes.
276
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,407
- Alright.
- Thanks.
277
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,237
- May I take your coat?
- Oh, yes.
278
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,815
- You have a lovely apartment.
- Thank you.
279
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,388
Well, may I offer you a drink?
280
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,129
No thank you, not now.
281
00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:55,051
Isn't it a little early for fire?
282
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,271
Why, haven't you ever heard
of a cold summer night?
283
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,752
How about a dip?
284
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,625
- Don't tell me you have a pool.
- No.
285
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,541
What I meant was...
286
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,847
...dip a chip.
287
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,979
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
288
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,460
The children in their pajamas
289
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,679
and I will place the
Yakitori in oven now.
290
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,164
Yakitori?
291
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,906
Yes, it's sort of a, a
Japanese sheesh kebab.
292
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,343
Matter of fact, I better check it.
Will you excuse me a second?
293
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,868
♪♪
294
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:38,790
[Mrs. Livingston] Mr. Eddie's
father, please, do not worry.
295
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,663
Dinner will be fine.
296
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,056
Oh, oh, the dinner, yeah.
297
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,145
Uh, well, Mrs. Livingston, now, uh
298
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,363
could you tell me what
I'm supposed to do?
299
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,974
Yes, I will show you.
300
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:54,502
This one up here, you
take out in ten minute.
301
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,591
This one down here
302
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,636
you leave five minute more.
303
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,465
- Fifteen minute.
- Fifteen minutes, right.
304
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,773
But if you leave this one
up here for 15 minute
305
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,907
do not leave this one down
here for five minute.
306
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:11,649
You take them out together.
307
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,434
Salad.
308
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,830
You take salad out
309
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,486
five minute before you
take that one up there
310
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,358
out in 10 minute.
311
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,969
But if you leave them for 15 minute
312
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,364
start salad 10 minute before.
313
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,539
[speaking in foreign language]
314
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,932
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
315
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,167
Well, goodnight, Mrs. Livingston.
316
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,648
Be a good pupil people.
317
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:58,131
Mr. Eddie's father,
Mrs. Max mother, sayonara.
318
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,872
- Sayonara.
- Sayonara.
319
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,962
- Thank you.
- Goodnight, Mrs. Livingston.
320
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,924
You speak Japanese?
321
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,492
- Wakata.
- That's marvelous.
322
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,276
Well, actually, that's all I can say.
323
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,670
Wakataand sayonara.
324
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:20,240
- What do they mean?
- "I understand" and "Goodbye."
325
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,941
Maybe that's all one needs.
326
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,031
[Max] Mama, mama, come see out here!
Mama come fast!
327
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,774
- Max...
- He took it by the tail.
328
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,559
And popped it in his mouth.
He's the greatest!
329
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,171
Eddie, Eddie, spit it out.
330
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,304
Eddie, spit it back into the tank.
331
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,523
Eddie!
332
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,482
Uh-uh, dad, I was just fooling.
333
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,571
Where is the gold fish?
334
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,748
I dropped it back in the tank
when you covered up your eyes.
335
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:54,404
I dropped him back in the tank.
See, there he is.
336
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,319
You lied to me.
337
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,669
I don't want to stay here.
I want to go home.
338
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,890
Well, uh... Max it's a little late.
339
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,196
What did I do?
340
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,806
You lied to me.
341
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,678
You said you can swallow
gold fish and you don't.
342
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,071
Mama, I want to go home.
343
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,467
[Tom] It's very late, Max.
344
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,382
And your mother and I haven't
had our dinner yet.
345
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,907
Well, now, um...
346
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:22,737
Settle down, Max, hm? Go in
the bathroom and get washed.
347
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,740
Washed? You told me you
don't have to do that.
348
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,263
He told me it's fun being black
349
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,005
'cause you don't ever have to wash.
350
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,528
You told me you are almost as good as me
351
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,878
'cause you told me you can
swallow a gold fish.
352
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:36,881
[doorbell ringing]
353
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:39,928
Where is the bathroom?
354
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,713
Its, um, that way.
355
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,193
Okay, now, the two of you
356
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,021
get in there and get washed.
357
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,027
Hi, Tom, gee, you look great.
The apartment looks terrific--
358
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,464
Thanks for visiting, snoopy.
359
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,945
- I'm not being snoopy.
- Yes, you are, Norman.
360
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,816
No, I've come to deliver the
copy for tonight's deadline.
361
00:17:58,903 --> 00:17:59,991
You know the copy has to be
362
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,297
at the printers at midnight tonight.
363
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,342
I know, but I want you to approve it.
364
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,778
To change it, to fix it.
365
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,302
No, Norman, you would like
to change and to fix
366
00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:08,478
and to approve my blind date.
367
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,396
- Yo-you have a blind date?
- Oh, come on, Norman.
368
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,006
- Is she tall?
- Not that tall.
369
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,660
- Uh-huh, huh?
- Not that short.
370
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,314
- Uh?
- Yeah.
371
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,968
- That's Betty Kelly?
- That's Betty Kelly.
372
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,493
- Hi, Betty Kelly.
- I'm Betty Kelly.
373
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:27,061
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Norman Tinker.
374
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,498
[chuckles]
375
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:29,630
You are the one who straps himself
376
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,936
under helicopters.
377
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,242
Sometimes.
378
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,770
I've come to pick up my copy.
379
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,470
Goodnight, Norman.
380
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:44,775
Goodnight, Tom.
381
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,997
- Goodnight, Mrs. Kelly.
- Goodnight.
382
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,659
Well, I'm sorry, he's a friend.
383
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,226
Oh, that's alright.
384
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,184
♪♪
385
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,231
I have my sister calling
me about my parakeet.
386
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,277
- It's molting.
- I don't understand.
387
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,975
It's a blind date for me
too, in case I want out.
388
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,542
Oh, oh.
389
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,415
How're the militants?
390
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,069
- Oh, they'll get over it.
- Hm.
391
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,071
Oh.
392
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,291
Uh-oh.
393
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,772
♪♪
394
00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:29,255
[frizzling]
395
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:37,785
Well...
396
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,181
There goes Mrs. Livingston's Yakitori.
397
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,835
Well, it's alright.
398
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:48,491
Personally, I'm a steak and
potatoes lady myself.
399
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:52,234
Well, alright, two steaks coming up.
400
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,846
Um... apron.
401
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,065
Right behind that door in the closet.
402
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,288
Oh, salad.
403
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,811
The ladies' work.
404
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,772
I, uh, I noticed
405
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,165
that you don't have any pictures
406
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,645
of your wife around the house.
407
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,733
Mm-Mm.
408
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,864
Too soon.
409
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,434
Eddie has one in his wallet though.
410
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,567
One day...
411
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,743
One day Eddie said to me
412
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,007
"Dad, is mother happy up in heaven
413
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,922
without me?"
414
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,880
And I said "No."
415
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,231
And so I took the picture
that he had of her
416
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,234
the one smiling, took
it out of his wallet
417
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,498
and I had to get him a
picture of her not smiling.
418
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,674
And now he carries that
with him every place.
419
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:43,720
Now he's happy.
420
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,419
[blowing a raspberry]
421
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,770
[blowing a raspberry]
422
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,903
Are you going to lay there all
night and just be mad at me?
423
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,383
That's right.
424
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,038
Okay, then, I'm sorry I lied to ya.
425
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,648
I don't accept your apologize.
426
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,608
Okay, if this will you happy.
427
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,871
I'll go over to the fish tank right now
428
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,309
and really eat a gold
fish and let you see it.
429
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:09,703
- Let me see it!
- Yeah.
430
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,096
Don't do that.
431
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,273
Well, you lied to me too.
432
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,797
No, I didn't, I don't have to wash
433
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,234
except when my mother catches me.
434
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,280
I wonder what they're talking about.
435
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,717
Mostly slop and love.
436
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,285
What do you think they're talking about?
437
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,983
Us, when parents get together
438
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,551
it's different than
people getting together
439
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,379
cause when parents get together
440
00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:35,511
they talk about their kids.
441
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,992
You like my father?
He's terrific.
442
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,603
He's okay.
You like my mother?
443
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,388
She's terrific too.
444
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:45,173
Okay, your dad is terrific too.
445
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:55,226
You wanna keep that fish
light on all night long?
446
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,490
I could turn it out if you want.
447
00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,056
No, I like watching them.
448
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,321
Now, I know you don't like to eat 'em.
449
00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:04,845
You're my best friend, Eddie Corbett.
450
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,109
You're my best friend too, Max Kelly.
451
00:22:09,196 --> 00:22:11,590
♪♪
452
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:17,118
Tell me
453
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,338
academically speaking
454
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,731
how was this evening supposed to go?
455
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,864
Oh, well, yeah, um, ahem...
456
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:28,825
Usually, I start out
talking about football.
457
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,000
Football?
458
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,045
[phone ringing]
459
00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,050
Hello.
460
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,228
It's your bird.
461
00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,452
Yes, hello.
462
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:50,064
Yes, listen, everything's alright.
463
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,371
Tell the parakeet I'll be home later.
464
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,026
Now, where were we?
465
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:58,028
Ah, football.
466
00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,465
Oh, yeah, well, we were about
to discuss the merits
467
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:03,382
of the single-wing-formation
versus T-formation.
468
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,773
- We were?
- Mm-hm.
469
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,211
Sure, now look
470
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:11,128
ladies know absolutely nothing
about football, right?
471
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,653
Look, it's, it's innocent.
472
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,395
As a matter of fact, it's dull.
473
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,833
So, the minute I change the subject
474
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,311
they are so grateful.
475
00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:27,231
You know, it depends pretty
much on the tailback.
476
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,800
But the college I went to, we had...
477
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:33,281
♪♪
478
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:43,726
Hi, everybody.
479
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:44,988
Good morning, Mr. Eddie's father.
480
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,686
Good morning, dad.
481
00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:49,602
Good morning, Uncle Tom.
482
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,299
I told Max that may be
483
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:53,214
you couldn't be his father right away
484
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:56,260
but you could be his uncle
like Uncle Norman.
485
00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:58,175
Oh, sure.
486
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,265
Thank you, Uncle Tom.
487
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,484
We'll pack up our beach
stuff, okay, daddy?
488
00:24:03,571 --> 00:24:05,269
Okay, you do that.
489
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,842
How was your dinner last night?
490
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:15,192
I burned it.
491
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,587
Well, I'm sorry, Mrs. Livingston, I mean
492
00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:21,198
I realize how much
trouble you went to...
493
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:27,117
Well, I'm in the dragon
house again, huh?
494
00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:30,119
As long as you and the
lady had nice evening.
495
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,906
Hm, what?
I'm sorry.
496
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:38,477
I said, as long as you and
the lady had nice evening.
497
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,435
Oh, we did, we had a marvelous time.
498
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,828
Good.
499
00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:45,788
But I know nothing about football.
500
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,926
Do grasshoppers marry
other grasshoppers?
501
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,013
Yes, Eddie.
502
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,102
Well, what would happen
503
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:58,018
if a grasshopper married a bird?
504
00:24:58,105 --> 00:25:00,715
You get a very jumpy bird, Eddie.
505
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:04,763
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
506
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,027
♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪
507
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,380
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
508
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:16,906
♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪
509
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:20,431
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
510
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,914
♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy
my up my down my pride and joy ♪
511
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:28,309
♪ People let me tell you
'bout him he's so much fun ♪
512
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,267
♪ Whether we're talkin'
man to man ♪
513
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,138
♪ Or whether we're talking
son to son ♪
514
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,663
♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
515
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:37,231
♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪
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