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Ann Perkins.
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What's happening,
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sweetheart?
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Just waiting for April.
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She's taking care
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of my house
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while I'm away, so...
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That's great.
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Happy belated Valentine's Day.
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Valentine's Day
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was a month ago.
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Why are you
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giving it to me now?
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Whatever.
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Happy early Valentine's Day.
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I saw this and
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I thought of you.
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Hope you keep that
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somewhere special.
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Okay. This is one of those
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nanny-cam teddy bears,
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isn't it?
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What? No. It's a regular,
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camera-less teddy bear.
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Just put it in your bedroom,
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don't even think about it.
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It's a robot bear.
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It's programmed
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to snuggle!
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I'll take it.
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Donna,
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there's a camera in it.
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I know.
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All right.
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That's basically it.
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Water the plants,
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get the mail.
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Can I read your mail?
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No. Please, don't.
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Fine.
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Oh. And here are the keys,
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and remember...
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I know. Don't let
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Tom make a copy.
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That's right. Good.
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I'm paying April
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50 bucks to watch
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my house while I'm away.
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I would have
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asked Leslie,
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but I've seen the way
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she takes care
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of her house.
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Plus, there's always
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been a little distance
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between me and April.
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And I thought
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this would maybe,
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I don't know,
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give us a chance
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to get a little closer.
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Maybe even...
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I don't like Ann.
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...become friends.
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Who knows?
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Leslie,
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this is Evelyn Rowshlind,
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from the mayor's office.
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Oh, hello! I've always
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dreamed of you.
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Excuse me?
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Meeting you.
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What can I do for you?
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Have a seat.
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I prefer to stand.
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Okay.
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I have kind of
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an odd favor to ask.
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Mayor Gunderson was
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playing golf last week
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at Pawnee Municipal,
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and he brought
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his dog and...
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Rufus.
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We all know Rufus.
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Everybody loves Rufus.
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He's a great dog.
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Continue.
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Well, they were out
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on the sixth hole
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when suddenly,
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out of nowhere...
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Rufus was bitten
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by a possum?
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Yes.
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How did you know that?
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It was Fairway Frank.
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Fairway Frank is
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this awful possum
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who lives near the sixth hole
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of the public golf course.
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And he's actually
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number three
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on the Parks Department's
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Most Wanted Pest List,
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right behind the bats,
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who like to poop
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on the bell tower,
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and Poopy, the raccoon
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who poops all over
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the high school cafeteria.
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Shouldn't you
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take this up
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with Animal Control?
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Let's be honest.
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Animal Control
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is not the most effective
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branch of our government.
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They're a bunch of
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burned-out morons.
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Well, you have
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the reputation as a person
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who gets things done,
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so we'd like you to
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form a little task force,
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find the animal
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and put it down.
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A task force?
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Needless to say,
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the mayor will
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be very grateful
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for your help.
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Ma'am,
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the next time we speak,
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we shall be dancing on
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the grave of a possum.
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Great.
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Ron will show you around.
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Right this way
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is the exit.
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Yo, police!
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No, you're not.
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Coffee!
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You always know
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what to bring me.
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I only ever
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bring you coffee.
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And it is my very favorite
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non-alcoholic hot drink,
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except for hot tea.
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And hot orange juice,
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weirdly delicious.
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Anyways,
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thank you so much.
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I need it.
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I got a really bad case
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of shoeshine head today.
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Andy recently
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diagnosed himself
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with what he calls
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"shoeshine head."
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It's when you shine
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too many shoes
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and the fumes create
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a thunderstorm in your brain.
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Cures include coffee,
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cheeseburgers
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and napping on the floor.
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Mark Brendanawicz!
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Hey, Ron, what's up?
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I have a woodshop,
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and I'm planning
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a little expansion.
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Need my buddy,
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Mark the city planner,
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to sign off on the plans.
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Sure, I just need to
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schedule an inspection.
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That's not
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really necessary.
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Yes, it is.
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But you'll be fine
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as long as you don't
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have any code violations.
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You don't have any
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code violations, do you?
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Nope.
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Eugene!
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Boy, we have a really
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important job for you.
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We'll get to it
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first thing Monday.
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Today's Wednesday.
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Look, this is
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not a request.
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We're acting
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under direct orders from
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Mayor Gunderson's dog.
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Office. I need
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your two best guys
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to join me and
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be part of my task force.
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That would be
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Harris and Brett.
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But they're not here.
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Isn't that them, there?
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Nope.
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Hey, Brett.
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Yeah?
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Dude.
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Listen,
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that stupid possum is
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on the golf course again.
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Would you rather
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I capture it myself,
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and then just call you,
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so you can come
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and pick it up?
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Okay.
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Hey, guys. Cool!
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Hey, you want
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your ball back?
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Want your ball back?
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Come with me.
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Oh, man!
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How you know
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my name, homie?
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Stop, man!
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Stop hanging yourself.
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I'm gonna
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hang yourself.
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Stop hanging
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yourself.
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It's quite a crack team
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you've assembled, Leslie.
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Yeah, well, there's
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five of us and
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only one possum.
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How hard can it be?
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Excuse us! Task force
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coming through!
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Task force clear.
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Resume golfing.
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I used to
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love Tiger Woods
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because he was
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a great champion.
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But after that sex scandal?
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The man is a god!
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Hey, Mark.
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Welcome to my haven.
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Thank you.
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You are
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the first non-me
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to set foot
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in this building
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in 10 years.
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Ron, none of this
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is up to code.
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Sure it is. It's up to
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the Swanson Code.
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There's no drainage.
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Doesn't seem to
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be any ventilation.
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You've got hazardous
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chemicals over here.
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Yeah, which only
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I'm breathing.
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It's the same liberty
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that gives me the right
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to fart in my own car.
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Are you gonna tell a man
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that he can't fart
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in his own car?
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There is a basket
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of oil-soaked rags
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above a wood-burning stove.
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Good thing I've got
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a fire extinguisher,
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which, I can assure you,
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is totally up to
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your precious code.
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This says it should be
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recharged June of 1996.
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Those dates
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are arbitrary.
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They're like
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those expiration dates
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that the government
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forces companies
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to put on yogurt
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and medicine.
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Observe.
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Watch yourself.
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Yeah.
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Okay. I'll replace this.
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Happy?
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How long do you
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think it would take me
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to learn golf, Leslie?
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I could teach you.
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I have a 16 handicap.
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But, you know,
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it takes a lot
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of practice.
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You have to
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get up early,
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hit the range,
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practice reading greens.
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Yeah, I don't
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want to do all that.
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I think I just want
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some of those dope pants.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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It's Fairway Frank!
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Wow. Okay.
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All right. Tom,
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I want you to very slowly...
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Move!
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Get out of the way!
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...five,
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26, 27, 28 violations.
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Come on,
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Brendanawicz, relax.
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Let me make you
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a canoe.
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Well, I don't need
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a canoe, Ron.
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I need you
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to fix this place up.
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So, I'll give you
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24 hours.
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Okay, we may only
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get one chance
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to catch this thing,
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so we have
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to play it smart.
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You two, flank the left.
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I'll flank the right.
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Andy will come in to...
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Andy!
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I got it!
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Oh, my God!
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Task force, engage!
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I got him!
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He's got it.
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He's good.
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I got him.
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Come on, you cowards!
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Let me see his face.
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Let me see his face!
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That's him!
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We got him!
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It's okay.
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He's on my neck!
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Okay, okay,
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okay, okay!
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He's on my neck!
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It's all right,
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it's all right,
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it's all right.
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All right, it's okay.
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You're next, Poopy.
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Very impressive, Leslie.
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Oh, thank you.
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I had a great task force.
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I was just
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the simple mastermind
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who planned
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the whole operation
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and executed it
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to perfection.
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This is Andy Dwyer,
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he actually
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caught the thing.
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Mr. Dwyer.
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Please, my friends
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call me Andy Radical.
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No, we don't.
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By day, Andy Dwyer,
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shoeshine-ist.
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By a different time
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of day, Andy Radical,
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possum tackler.
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And by night,
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I do whatever I want.
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No job.
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We think that this is
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a great PR opportunity.
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So, we've arranged
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for a reporter
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from the Journal to
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stop by to interview,
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get some pictures
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of the team.
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Task force. Great!
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And next time
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you need a special favor
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from the mayor's office,
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give me a call.
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Oh, my God, I will!
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I need so many
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special favors.
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Which one
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should I choose?
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Well, you don't
408
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have to choose right...
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How about an extra
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recycling can? No.
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Laminated bus pass? No.
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What time do you
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usually go to sleep?
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Because my best ideas
415
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usually come to me
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at night.
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Let's stick to
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business hours,
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shall we?
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Yeah, all right.
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See you in hell, buddy.
422
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Am I sure
423
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the possum we caught
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is Fairway Frank? Yes.
425
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Am I quite sure? No.
426
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Am I sure enough? Maybe.
427
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If it wasn't Fairway Frank,
428
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would I feel badly?
429
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Of course.
430
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Could I live with myself?
431
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That depends.
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As a city official,
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it's important
434
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that I ask myself
435
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a lot of questions.
436
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Does doing so
437
00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:04,100
help me make decisions?
438
00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:05,360
Uh...
439
00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,870
Oh, hey, Shauna.
440
00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,870
Hi, Leslie.
441
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,740
Hi! Andy. You remember
442
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,740
Shauna Malwee-Tweep,
443
00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:13,870
from the Pawnee Journal?
444
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How could I forget?
445
00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:15,580
You wrote the article
446
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when I fell in the pit.
447
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And then afterwards,
448
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had sex with Mark
449
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and everyone
450
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talked about it.
451
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So,
452
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you're on the golf course,
453
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and you see Fairway Frank.
454
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Well, we see a possum
455
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that we believe to
456
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be Fairway Frank.
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So, for right now,
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let's just refer to it
459
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as a possum.
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Let me explain
461
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something to you, Tweep.
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When you're
463
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in a situation,
464
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you don't have time
465
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to think.
466
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So, I thought
467
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to myself,
468
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"Don't think, Andy, act."
469
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So, you weren't
470
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thinking?
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Not at all.
472
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I cannot emphasize enough
473
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how little I was thinking.
474
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Were you scared?
475
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No. No, I wasn't.
476
00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:54,550
Well, I...
477
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I lived in the pit
478
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for the better part
479
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of last year,
480
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and made some
481
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vermin friends.
482
00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:04,320
You know what?
483
00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:04,320
"Friends" sounds stupid.
484
00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:04,320
Colleagues.
485
00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:10,100
They are bad at sharing,
486
00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:10,100
but they are good at tag.
487
00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,560
Well, your family
488
00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,560
must be very proud.
489
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,630
What does your
490
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,630
girlfriend think?
491
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,630
The nurse.
492
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,000
I broke up with Ann.
493
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,000
Yeah.
494
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,210
Shortly after
495
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,210
she kicked me out
496
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,870
and told me we wouldn't
497
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,870
be together anymore.
498
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:24,480
Well, maybe this article
499
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:24,480
will change her mind.
500
00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:29,020
What now?
501
00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:31,250
I hadn't even
502
00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:31,250
thought of that. Wow.
503
00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:35,660
Of all the things
504
00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:35,660
I thought would
505
00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:35,660
bring us back together,
506
00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:38,290
catching a possum
507
00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:38,290
was never on that list.
508
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,670
Well, let's go
509
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,670
take some pictures
510
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,670
of Fairway Frank.
511
00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:45,430
Of the possum.
512
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,840
Seriously, man,
513
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,840
when you wear
514
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,840
these clothes,
515
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,880
you just feel better
516
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,880
than everyone else.
517
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,500
You know?
518
00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,740
Yeah.
519
00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,980
Busy?
520
00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,980
No. What's up?
521
00:10:57,050 --> 00:11:01,790
Just wanted to tell you,
522
00:10:57,050 --> 00:11:01,790
I understand that
523
00:10:57,050 --> 00:11:01,790
city codes exist,
524
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,720
and I know
525
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,720
why they exist.
526
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,060
And I understand
527
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,060
that you enforce them.
528
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,490
Okay.
529
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,490
Okay. Good talk.
530
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,290
Can you sign off
531
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,290
on my plans now?
532
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,030
Did you get
533
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,030
everything up to code?
534
00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,670
Yup.
535
00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:23,410
No, you didn't!
536
00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:23,410
You clearly didn't!
537
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,970
It's my property,
538
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,970
my land, my shop.
539
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,080
Ooh. Tommy needs a banana.
540
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,080
You guys good?
541
00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:31,980
Ron, you're
542
00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:31,980
asking me to do a bad job
543
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,750
at my job,
544
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,750
and I'm just not
545
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,750
gonna do that.
546
00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,220
So, if you don't mind,
547
00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,220
would you please just
548
00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,220
get out of my office?
549
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,370
Ooh. Silly me.
550
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,370
There was this
551
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,370
little pom-pom
552
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:46,090
on my glove
553
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:46,090
and it fell off.
554
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:46,090
Have you seen it?
555
00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,470
Could you help me
556
00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,470
look for it real quick?
557
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,030
It should be on
558
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,030
the ground somewhere.
559
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,900
When I was
560
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,900
putting it up. See.
561
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:54,230
So, how's your hole?
562
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,300
Excuse me?
563
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,710
The pit. Lot 48.
564
00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:58,640
Oh, we're making
565
00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:58,640
really good progress
566
00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:58,640
on the park.
567
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,410
In fact,
568
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,410
there may be some big news
569
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,410
on that front coming soon,
570
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,910
all because of
571
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,910
this very important
572
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,910
business card.
573
00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,650
So, this isn't
574
00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,650
a really big story, right?
575
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,250
Nobody cares
576
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,250
about this very much.
577
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,380
Well, Fairway Frank
578
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,380
did bite the mayor's dog.
579
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,090
So, this could be
580
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,090
on the front page.
581
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:16,620
Fairway Frank
582
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:16,620
You're gonna die
583
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:19,130
You're gonna fry, oh, yeah
584
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:23,000
You guilty son of a bitch
585
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:27,770
You're gonna fry
586
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:27,770
When they flip that switch
587
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,810
Hey, April,
588
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,810
can I talk to you about this
589
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,810
situation with the possum?
590
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,850
No.
591
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,850
Okay. Hypothetically,
592
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,850
if you were going
593
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:39,120
on a mission to, say,
594
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:39,120
catch a guilty whale.
595
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,210
And while you were
596
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,210
catching the whale,
597
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,820
you saw something else
598
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,820
that may also
599
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,820
be another whale,
600
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,090
and you were like,
601
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,090
"What?"
602
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,320
But then you thought,
603
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,320
maybe it's not a whale.
604
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,390
Maybe it's a big fish.
605
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,390
Maybe it's a submarine
606
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,390
with a face painted on it.
607
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,530
The point is,
608
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,530
if I kill the first whale,
609
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,120
am I technically
610
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,120
a murderer?
611
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,490
I don't know what
612
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,490
you're talking about.
613
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:55,830
I saw a second possum!
614
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,710
There was another possum!
615
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,540
Wait. Andy's in there
616
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,540
talking to a reporter,
617
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,510
literally kissing
618
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,510
his own biceps
619
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,400
and you're telling me
620
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,400
he might not be a hero,
621
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,210
but just some jerk
622
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,210
that goes around
623
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,210
tackling random possums?
624
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,450
No. I've gotta help
625
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,450
Leslie find the truth.
626
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,280
Not because
627
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,280
I'm pissed at Andy,
628
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,280
which I'm not.
629
00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:17,260
Because I care so deeply
630
00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:17,260
about possums.
631
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,620
Because they're
632
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,620
so adorable.
633
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,900
April! Did you
634
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,900
see my photo shoot?
635
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,470
I think I nailed it.
636
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,470
I fell off the stool once
637
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,700
when I was trying
638
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,700
to look serious,
639
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,990
but I'm okay.
640
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,870
That's cool.
641
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,870
I'm really happy for you.
642
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:34,800
You are?
643
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:39,200
Man, our happy reactions
644
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:39,200
are super different.
645
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,910
So, he said
646
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,910
he's gonna e-mail me
647
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,850
the photos in,
648
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,850
like, six hours.
649
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:44,910
Do you want
650
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:44,910
to wait with me?
651
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,250
Yeah, that sounds good,
652
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,250
but I can't
653
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,810
because I have
654
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,810
to go do something
655
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,810
that actually matters.
656
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,730
Fairway Frank's been
657
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,730
haunting the sixth hole
658
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,730
for a while now.
659
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,820
You must know him
660
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,820
pretty well.
661
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,300
Sure do.
662
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,960
I've chased that
663
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,960
little sucker off more
664
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,960
times than I can count.
665
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,100
Can you just take
666
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,100
a look at these photos
667
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,300
and make sure that
668
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,300
it's Fairway Frank?
669
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,000
Yup, that's him.
670
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:14,510
Mr. Campopiano,
671
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:14,510
those are photos of
672
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:14,510
three different possums.
673
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,080
Huh.
674
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,650
You guys want
675
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,650
something to drink?
676
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,850
Hey, boss.
677
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,850
There's a possum wandering
678
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,850
around on the 14th green.
679
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,020
Should I call
680
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,020
Animal Control again?
681
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,150
Yeah.
682
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:30,890
Oh, my God.
683
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:30,890
Those idiots are here
684
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:30,890
from Animal Control.
685
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,260
They're gonna
686
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,260
take it away. Okay.
687
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,430
We need
688
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,430
a little bit more time
689
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,430
to figure out the truth.
690
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,840
Look, I have an idea.
691
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,840
I'm gonna distract
692
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,840
everybody
693
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,700
and then you get
694
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,700
that possum out of here.
695
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,330
Can you do that, April?
696
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,330
April, can you do that?
697
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:41,400
Can you get
698
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:41,400
the possum out of here?
699
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,500
Can you sneak it
700
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,500
out of here?
701
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,880
April, can you do it?
702
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,880
Can you do it?
703
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,110
Please, April,
704
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,110
tell me you can do it!
705
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,010
Yes. Yes, I can do it.
706
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,010
God.
707
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,350
I can't kill the possum,
708
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,350
because it might be innocent.
709
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,780
I can't let the possum go,
710
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,780
because it might be guilty.
711
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,520
I can't make a good soup,
712
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,520
can't do a handstand
713
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,520
in a pool,
714
00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:56,460
can't spell
715
00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:56,460
the word "lieutenant."
716
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,520
There's a lot of can'ts
717
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,520
in my life right now.
718
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:01,050
Let's make it
719
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:01,050
happen, Captain.
720
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,620
Don't call me that.
721
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,130
You know what smells?
722
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,970
Help! Help, my arm looks
723
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,970
like it's bleeding!
724
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,340
Holy cow! Leslie!
725
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,000
Oh, boy. Oh, look
726
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,000
how much it's bleeding.
727
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,000
Everybody look at it.
728
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,440
Everybody look
729
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,440
over here!
730
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,410
I need everyone's full
731
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,410
attention during this.
732
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,570
That's
733
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,570
a lot of blood.
734
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:19,670
It is, it's so...
735
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:20,740
It's ketchup!
736
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,810
Is it?
737
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,290
Jerry. Jerry.
738
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,290
Yes. It's ketchup.
739
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,550
MALE NARRATOR ON TV:
740
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,550
Sentry duty is usually
741
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,550
approximately one hour long.
742
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,490
Baby meerkats do not
743
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,490
start foraging for food
744
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,490
until about one month old.
745
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,550
Do you know them?
746
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,730
What do you mean
747
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,730
that Fairway Frank
748
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,730
is not here?
749
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,170
Here's the thing, Evelyn,
750
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:44,040
we're not sure that
751
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:44,040
the possum we caught is,
752
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:44,040
in fact, Fairway Frank.
753
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,270
Leslie, whoever it is,
754
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,270
it's a possum.
755
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,170
And the sooner it's dead,
756
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,170
the sooner the mayor can do
757
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,170
what he wants with it.
758
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:55,180
Does he want to have sex
759
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:55,180
with a dead possum?
760
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,750
No!
761
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,750
No.
762
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,180
He's not a monster.
763
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,280
He wants to stuff it and
764
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,280
hang it above the urinal
765
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,990
in his office bathroom
766
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,990
so that little flecks of pee
767
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,990
can get on it forever.
768
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,490
Ew!
769
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,350
Now, Leslie,
770
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,350
you did a great job,
771
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,160
and the mayor knows
772
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,160
that you did a great job.
773
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,100
Now, where is the possum?
774
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,670
I'm sorry,
775
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,670
but he's somewhere
776
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,670
you'll never find it
777
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:21,270
and he's gonna stay there
778
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:21,270
until the truth comes out.
779
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,740
And I will not
780
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,740
reveal his location,
781
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,040
no matter
782
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,040
how much you ask me.
783
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,910
But I'm going to
784
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,910
stop talking now
785
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,910
because I'm afraid
786
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,610
I may accidentally say
787
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,610
where it is, so please go.
788
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,520
This is interesting.
789
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,520
They put down a raccoon
790
00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:40,390
that bit a jogger in
791
00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:40,390
a park in Staten Island.
792
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,890
Wow.
793
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,300
And in Walnut Creek,
794
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,300
California,
795
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,990
they put down a duck
796
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,990
that bit a kid.
797
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:49,970
But security footage
798
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:49,970
later revealed that
799
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:49,970
it was actually a goose.
800
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,360
That's great.
801
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,500
No, it's awful, Tom.
802
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,480
How would you feel
803
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,480
if you killed
804
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,480
an innocent duck
805
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,670
and let a vicious
806
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,670
goose waddle free?
807
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:00,570
Tom Haverford.
808
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:01,670
Tom! It's April,
809
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,280
I'm at Ann's house
810
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,280
and the possum's loose!
811
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,280
Okay? I need your help!
812
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,450
Oh, my God!
813
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,450
It's chewing on everything!
814
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,450
Don't tell Leslie.
815
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,150
You got it.
816
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,690
The possum got loose
817
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,690
at Ann's house.
818
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,990
Oh, my God!
819
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:15,890
April!
820
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:15,890
April, it's Leslie Knope,
821
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:15,890
from the Parks Department.
822
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,430
Stop
823
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,430
ringing the doorbell,
824
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,430
it's making him mad.
825
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,130
Oh, my God!
826
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,130
How did this happen?
827
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,370
I let it out of its cage
828
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,370
because it needed water,
829
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,570
and I thought it
830
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,570
would just drink
831
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,630
out of the toilet
832
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,630
or something,
833
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:29,200
but then it ran off and
834
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:29,200
I couldn't get it back in.
835
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,650
He did that, too.
836
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,700
Oh, boy.
837
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:33,870
Yeah, and then
838
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:33,870
I opened all the doors
839
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,280
because I thought it
840
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,280
would just go outside,
841
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,480
but it won't
842
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,480
leave the house!
843
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,580
It must love tacky
844
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,580
pictures of flowers.
845
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,450
Okay, okay, okay.
846
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,450
I'm gonna fix this.
847
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,050
Let me just think
848
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,050
for a second.
849
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,520
Uh-oh.
850
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,520
What?
851
00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:44,650
Where is it?
852
00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:44,650
I can't see it!
853
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,060
No! Okay,
854
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,060
where did it go?
855
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,390
I don't know!
856
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,390
I don't know.
857
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,390
Here's what we do,
858
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,790
we just go outside.
859
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,790
All right?
860
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,790
Let's just go outside!
861
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,490
Get in here!
862
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,010
I haven't even
863
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,010
started yet.
864
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,470
I know.
865
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:07,820
Thought you could
866
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:07,820
use some help.
867
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,350
Those city planning guys
868
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,350
can be real pains in the ass.
869
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,790
Okay.
870
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,790
I just want you
871
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,790
to know
872
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,550
that I still don't
873
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,550
think city codes...
874
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,680
Ron, shut up.
875
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,090
Would you, please?
876
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,360
I'm taking a half-day off
877
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,360
to come and help you out
878
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:27,230
because you're my friend,
879
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:27,230
so just shut up.
880
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,470
No, I am bringing
881
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,470
my workshop up to
882
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,470
the Swanson Code.
883
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,300
And if the Swanson Code
884
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,300
happens to overlap
885
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,440
with the City
886
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,440
Government Code...
887
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,710
Shut up.
888
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,910
I know there's a door there,
889
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,910
but I kind of feel like
890
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,250
it's going to
891
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,250
chew through the door
892
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,810
and come and jump
893
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,810
on my face and bite me.
894
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,550
Ew. I know!
895
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,550
What if it's in here?
896
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,650
What if it laid eggs
897
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,650
in the bed?
898
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,520
Okay, there...
899
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,520
There are no eggs!
900
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,580
You know,
901
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,580
we should've killed it.
902
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,060
It's so huge.
903
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,060
I'm gonna call Andy.
904
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,150
No.
905
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,530
Yeah. He tackled it
906
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,530
once before,
907
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,500
he can do it again.
908
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,500
No, please don't, okay?
909
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,470
He's gonna be pissed at me.
910
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,470
I already ruined his big day,
911
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,090
and it's my fault
912
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,090
that it's in Ann's house,
913
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,730
who he's obviously
914
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,730
still in love with.
915
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:08,140
I just... I don't
916
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,280
want him to be
917
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,280
mad at me, okay?
918
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,140
Oh. April.
919
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,980
He'll forgive you.
920
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,520
You think so?
921
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,520
Yeah.
922
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,650
We don't have
923
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,650
to call Andy.
924
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,850
We can just call
925
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,850
Animal Control.
926
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,020
Okay.
927
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:28,730
And, April,
928
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:28,730
any time you want
929
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:28,730
to talk about boys...
930
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,090
Oh, my God! Stop!
931
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,150
Yo. So, I feel like
932
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,150
you were mad at me
933
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,150
yesterday
934
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,350
and I don't know why.
935
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,420
So, I made a list of
936
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,420
everything I did
937
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,620
and I'm gonna try not to
938
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,620
do any of them again.
939
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,860
Also, I got you
940
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,860
this coffee.
941
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,690
And then there's this.
942
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,690
Fourth paragraph down.
943
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,970
"But Dwyer had some help
944
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,970
catching the possum.
945
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,230
""I wouldn't have
946
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,230
been able to do it
947
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,740
"without an early-morning
948
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,740
caffeine boost
949
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,800
""from the amazing
950
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,800
April Ludgate.
951
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,370
""She gave me
952
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,370
the liquid courage I needed
953
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,040
""to wrestle that beast
954
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,040
to the ground.""
955
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,580
Well, Miss Knope.
956
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,580
I have to say I'm
957
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,580
very disappointed.
958
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,150
You didn't have to say that,
959
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,150
you could've just thought it.
960
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,390
What did you do with
961
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,390
the possum, exactly?
962
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,420
Well, I'm proud to say
963
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,420
that it's somewhere
964
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,360
the mayor can
965
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,360
never pee on it.
966
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,130
It's okay.
967
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,130
Honestly. I mean, look.
968
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,090
When I retire and
969
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,090
I'm attending some gala
970
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:43,140
honoring the first three
971
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:43,140
female presidents in history,
972
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,570
myself and two other women
973
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,570
I've inspired,
974
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,610
I want to be looking back
975
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,610
at my distinguished legacy
976
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,580
and not thinking
977
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,580
that I owe my career
978
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,580
to some possum.
979
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,180
And I want to be wearing
980
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,180
a huge, beautiful, blue hat!
981
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,020
Thank you so much.
982
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,020
Sure.
983
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:01,520
It made me feel
984
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:01,520
so happy that I knew
985
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:02,990
somebody was here
986
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:02,990
taking care of my house.
987
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,820
Cool.
988
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,820
So, did the neighbors
989
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,380
give you any problems?
990
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,380
No.
991
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:07,520
Anything in...
992
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,620
Possum.
993
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,620
There was a possum.
994
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,760
We captured a possum
995
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,760
and we brought it
996
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:10,960
into your house
997
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:10,960
and it got out
998
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,090
and it might have
999
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,090
laid eggs in your bed.
1000
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,160
What?
1001
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,430
And it went into
1002
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,430
your laundry
1003
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,200
and your kitchen,
1004
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,200
and it touched
1005
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,200
all your bras
1006
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,600
and I'm so sorry.
1007
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,600
It's our fault.
1008
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:18,730
We captured it
1009
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:18,730
and it got out
1010
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,930
and it ran around
1011
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,930
and it was a possum.
1012
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,930
Okay? April, run!
1013
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,500
Run, April.
1014
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,500
Sorry, Ann! I love you!
1015
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,900
I'm gonna go.
1016
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,240
I think that
1017
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,240
would be best.
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