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- ? Monster, Monster High ?
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? We might give you a fright ?
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- ? Unique as can be ?
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? And friends forever,
literally ?
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? We might walk, might swim,
might fly ?
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? Either way we gonna
run the night ?
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- ? We're Monster,
Monster High ?
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? Monster, Monster High ?
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? We might give you a fright ?
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? Monster, Monster High ?
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? Friendship never dies ?
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? We're Monster High ?
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? Monster High-igh-igh-igh ?
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[whispered]
We're Monster High.
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[eerie music]
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? ?
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- Hello, beautiful
fellow students!
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[clears throat]
Greet our community, Cleo.
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- Hi.
[sighs]
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- Ah! Sunshine!
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- Oh, sorry for my sunny
disposition, Draculaura.
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See, Cleo and I are taking
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the toy drive toys
to the Babysitters' Crypt.
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- Yeah.
Clawdeen just had
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to give Nefera the idea
to do a toy drive.
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- And we're volunteering
to watch the cuties too.
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It's the perfect way for me
to teach my best lil' sis Cleo
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how to serve her community.
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- Have fun.
And be careful.
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Clawd takes the rules
of the Babysitters' Crypt
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very seriously.
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- Looking lively, Deadward.
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[gasps]
Love the eye makeup, Iris.
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How's it jiggling, Goobert?
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- Thank you
for watching him, Clawd.
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- No problemo.
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Feeding time, buddy.
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[chuckles]
All right, say--
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ah!
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Ha!
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- Knock, knock!
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Hello, beautiful
Babysitters' Crypt!
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We're here for our...
babysitting shift?
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- Uh, where is everybody?
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- [whimpers]
- [gasps]
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- Ow. [grunts]
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- Oh, no, Clawd!
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- No worries. Whoa.
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You two brought the toys
from the toy drive.
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Clawsome!
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- I brought.
Nefera supervised.
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- Now, now, Cleo, no one likes
a sour sarcophagus.
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We even donated some
from our royal toy box.
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- Whoa. Scarbie,
Fisher-Bites, Poly Putrid--
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[gasps]
Human High Dolls.
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This is the first wave G1
with golden elastics!
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It even still has hands!
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- Hey! That was mine.
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- And you donated it.
How generous.
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So, Clawd, if you'd be
so kind as to introduce us
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to the ways of this
volunteer organization.
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- Sure.
This is the Babysitters' Crypt,
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where we provide
child night-care services
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for the teachers, faculty,
and local monster community.
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We watch all kinds of monsters,
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like the kraken here.
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- Okay, sweet sister,
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time for your first lesson
in babysitting.
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Hello, wittle creepy cutie.
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Wittle creepy cutie.
- [growls]
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- Uh, Nefera, I don't think
he likes baby talk.
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- Cweo, everybody woves--
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[gasps] Oh!
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[chuckles nervously]
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We were playing a game. Fun.
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- The rest of the kids
we're watching tonight
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should be here any minute.
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On behalf of the organization,
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I want to thank you
for helping out.
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But I gotta say, I've put a lot
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of fur, sweat, and tears
into this place.
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And I only have two rules.
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One, don't lose a kid.
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And two, don't leave a mess.
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- Easy queasy.
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- Clawsome.
This is gonna be great.
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[door opens]
- Yo, yo, yo!
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Is this where I drop off
the pups?
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- You've come
to the right place, Romulus.
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And who do we have here?
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- My brothers,
Fuzz, Yap, and Fur-edrick.
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I need you to watch these mutts
while me and the 'rents
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go see some Broadslay musical.
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- Fun!
You know, I was in
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a production
of "The Merchant of Vicious."
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The reviews said I--
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- Cool story.
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I gotta go.
Thanks again.
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And F-Y-eyeball,
they are not crate trained.
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- Uh, werepups can be
a bit of a pawful.
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Maybe I should take them, and
you two look after the kraken.
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- I'm all for Clawd's plan.
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- No, no, no, Cleo.
Clawd, you worry too much.
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You're going to get gray fur.
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[kraken cries]
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- Oh, I need to go
put the kraken down
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for his nap in the nursery.
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- Yeah! Clawd, you handle
the cutie calamari,
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and I'll teach Cleo
the innies and outties
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of babysitting with the pups.
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- Okay, but remember,
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no losing kids
and no leaving messes.
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- Follow my lead, Cleo.
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- Why do you get
to be in charge?
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- Because I was born
to lead, silly sister.
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- [giggles]
- What are you doing?
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- Thwowing.
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- Okay, but how about no--
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- Mummy in the middle!
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- What? No.
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Stop.
[werepups giggling]
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Excuse you.
No, no, no, no, no.
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Stop, stop.
- Ugh.
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And I win.
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- Ugh. I've got this.
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Attention, attention, werepups.
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I'll be performing a monologue
from "A Midsummer's Nightmare."
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Be kind and courteous
to this gentlemonster--
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- Tag!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, pups!
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What are you doing?
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[mischievous music]
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No, stop!
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? ?
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Calm down.
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No, no, no!
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- Whoa!
- Stop.
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- [giggling]
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- Ugh.
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Stop!
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Okay--whoa.
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This isn't very--whoa!
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I order you to cease
this instant!
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[werepups giggling]
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- I'm gonna play
the best game ever--
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by myself.
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No one else can play it.
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- Ooh, ooh, I wanna play!
- Let me!
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- Pwease?
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- Mm, okay, I guess.
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It's called the quiet game.
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And the first one
to speak loses.
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Ready? And...go!
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- So next I'll teach you--
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- You talked!
You lose!
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Aw, I lose too.
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- I want to lose.
- Cleo wins!
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- Cleo did not beat me.
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I wasn't even playing
because it's, um, toy time.
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Check out all the new toys.
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- I wanna break 'em!
- Yeah!
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- Toys!
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- Wait, I recognize that pout,
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but I'm used
to seeing it on me.
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[gasps]
Oh, my Ra.
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You're jealous--of me.
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- I'm not jealous.
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I am just as good
of a babysitter as you.
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Isn't that right,
Fur-edrick, Yap, and Fuzz?
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- Uh-uh.
- No.
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- Wait a minute, where's Fuzz?
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[eerie music playing]
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- Huh.
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Nefera, when you were
donating my toys,
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did you grab
the haunted jack-in-the-box
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from my "creepy and cursed,
do not touch" collection?
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You know, the jack-in-the-box
that sucks monsters
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into the terrifying and tricky
jack-in-the-box dimension?
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- Maybe.
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But why do you play
with haunted toys?
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- I do not play with them.
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I collect them.
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- So that's why it was
in the locked cabinet.
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- Well, the kraken is napping.
How's--
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- Clawd, can you watch
these two while Cleo and I go
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into the super haunted
jack-in-the-box dimension?
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- What? Oof!
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- Werewolf wrassle!
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- You're it!
[giggles]
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- We have to go after Fuzz.
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[eerie music plays]
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[both sigh]
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[sinister laughter]
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[both scream]
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[both scream, grunt]
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[eerie music plays]
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- Well, this is unnerving.
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I'm guessing that's the exit.
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- Great.
All we have to do is find Fuzz
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and get out of here.
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Now, where is--
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Fuzz!
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- Aw, he's napping.
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- I'll grab him so we can go.
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- Nefera, wait.
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[sinister laughter]
- [screams]
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- Nefera, are you--
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[screams]
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- Whoa--[screams]
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- Agh!
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[sinister laughter]
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[both scream]
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- All right,
the only way to get Fuzz
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is through these jumping jacks.
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Follow my lead!
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[screaming]
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Oof!
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- Oh, wise teacher,
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this has been
a great learning experience.
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Now get up
and let's try something
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that actually works.
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Um, Nefera?
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You're getting
your dress dirty.
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Wh-what's wrong?
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- I don't know what to do.
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You're better than me
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at all this babysitting stuff.
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- True, and thank you.
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But why does that have
your wraps in a knot?
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- Because teaching you
is my duty.
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And if I'm not doing that,
what am I supposed to be doing?
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- Instead of
teacher and student,
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we could be sisters
and friends.
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- It's different,
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but I think
I'd like that, Cleo.
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Maybe I'm not
a great babysitter
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because we never had
a babysitter.
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- Yeah, when Mummy
and Baba needed a break,
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they just had us watch...
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both: Captain Sphinx!
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- Remember the episode
where Captain Sphinx
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got sucked into
a jack-in-the-box?
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- Yes!
She got past those jacks...
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- By using
her mummy curse powers!
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- You start.
I'll follow your lead.
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- We call upon
the shifting sand...
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both:
The ebb and tide of the Nile.
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Back to your boxes, jacks!
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[both grunt]
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[dramatic music]
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? ?
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- Yes!
- Got 'em!
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[both yelp]
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Okay, guess we should work on
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our curse-induced
flying stamina.
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Run!
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- Come on,
we have to get to the door.
258
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- [gasps]
- [yelps]
259
00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:41,206
[sinister laughter]
260
00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,379
They think we can't
find our way out
261
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,413
of this terrifying darkness.
262
00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:46,275
But they don't know my sister.
263
00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:49,413
Nefera, show those clowns
your inner glow.
264
00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,931
- Sunny disposition!
265
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,655
[eerie music plays]
266
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,931
I do not like
the sound of that.
267
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,586
- Then let's get cranking.
268
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:12,275
[both yelp]
269
00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,448
- [yawns]
Funny dream.
270
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:18,482
- Go join your brothers, Fuzz.
- [giggling]
271
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,241
- Glad to see
you two made it back
272
00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:23,172
and didn't lose a kid--
for too long.
273
00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:25,448
- And it's all thanks
to the best teacher
274
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,827
I could ever ask for,
275
00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:29,448
television!
276
00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:30,862
- Oh. Yes.
[door opens]
277
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,862
- [vocalizing]
278
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,827
Uh...
- So you enjoyed the musical.
279
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:41,551
- No.
[clears throat]
280
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,551
[chuckles]
Bros, let's go.
281
00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:46,310
- Romulus!
- We missed you!
282
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,517
- We had so much fun
with Cleo and Nefera.
283
00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:52,241
- Well, looks like you did okay
with the little terrors.
284
00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,931
Thanks.
- Well, Cleo did
285
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,103
most of the work.
286
00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:56,517
I learned a lot
from her tonight.
287
00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:58,103
And I think I'll--
- Yeah, cool story.
288
00:10:58,172 --> 00:10:59,896
Wolf bros out!
[barks]
289
00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:01,413
[vocalizing]
290
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:03,068
- Mission accomplished, sis.
291
00:11:03,137 --> 00:11:04,482
- Thanks, Nefera.
292
00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,931
- Now it's my turn
to teach you both a lesson.
293
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,344
You make a mess,
you clean it up.
294
00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:16,344
- Aw, a Gabby Goblin doll!
295
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:18,379
I always wanted one of these.
296
00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:19,931
It talks when you pull
the string and--
297
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,137
- No!
298
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:25,068
[eerie music]
299
00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:30,482
? ?
300
00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:33,655
[intriguing music]
301
00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,827
? ?
302
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,551
- Are you feeling okay,
Barkimedes?
303
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,517
- Yeah. I'm just so stoked!
304
00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:41,896
I'm, like, freaking out.
[laughs]
305
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,034
- Do you need a fidget toy?
306
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,551
They help me feel more calm.
307
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,413
- Ooh, you got any chew toys
308
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:47,965
or, like, something--
[gate opens]
309
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:50,034
[gasps]
He's here.
310
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,172
He's here!
311
00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:53,413
Dude!
312
00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:54,689
- Dude!
- Dude!
313
00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:55,724
- Dude!
314
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:58,724
[both grunting]
315
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:03,620
[laughter]
316
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:09,310
- One more.
317
00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:15,241
- And around the world.
- [whoops]
318
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:19,413
- [clears throat]
- Headmistress Bloodgood,
319
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:21,724
this is my human friend, Buddy.
320
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,310
- My sincerest thanks
for letting me
321
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,137
visit Monster High, uh, ma'am.
322
00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:26,724
- Well, given
Clawdeen's discovery
323
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,103
about humans
also being monsters,
324
00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:30,448
it only seemed appropriate.
325
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,172
- You mean I'm a monster too?
326
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,448
For real?
- For real.
327
00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:35,793
I wish I could show you around,
328
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,862
but I'm slammed
with Were-Ruler stuff.
329
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,206
- Worry not, Clawdeen.
330
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,275
Buddy is in good claws with me.
331
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,068
I've been planning
the ultimate human party!
332
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:45,241
Come on, Twyla.
333
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:47,172
Oh, yeah.
Twyla, this is Buddy.
334
00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,172
He's a human.
335
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:51,551
[laughter]
336
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,310
both: Surprise!
- [screams]
337
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,379
- Yii!
- [growls]
338
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,034
- Nothing to fear here, fam.
339
00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,137
This is just Buddy. Remember?
340
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:00,827
- Oh, sorry.
I'm Manny, and this is--
341
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:03,275
- Lagoona.
Happy human party!
342
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:05,551
- See?
We've got everything human
343
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,413
for my human friend.
344
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,103
Here's party hats
and party favors
345
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,827
and party snacks!
346
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,137
- It's flakes cereal
and fruit punch,
347
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:15,827
a human delicacy.
348
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,689
- Do you like it?
349
00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:19,655
- Uh, yeah,
350
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:22,172
but where'd you get the idea
for all this stuff?
351
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:24,413
- Yii!
We're Stephen Sting stans.
352
00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:26,896
- We've read all
his Normie Human series.
353
00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:28,827
- Did you know
he disguised himself
354
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:31,689
and lived among humans
for two whole weeks?
355
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:34,103
- Well, I don't know
who he was hanging out with,
356
00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:36,655
but he kind of missed the mark
on some stuff.
357
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:38,413
- Forget about Stephen Sting.
358
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:40,620
Tonight's all about
my human friend.
359
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,827
Let's get
this human party popping!
360
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:45,137
- Human dancing!
361
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,517
[bouncy music]
362
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,793
- Wahoo!
[laughs]
363
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:49,793
- [giggles]
364
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:53,103
- [laughing]
365
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:54,448
- Uh-huh.
366
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,000
- Human games!
367
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,551
? ?
368
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,586
- [gasps]
- Ooh, Barkimedes,
369
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:02,068
you have to drink
all the Fangta.
370
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:05,758
- That is not how you play
spin the bottle.
371
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,448
- Human stories.
372
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:11,517
And just when Mary thought
she was safe,
373
00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:15,172
she had to pay her taxes!
374
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:17,586
[all scream]
375
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:20,517
- And now the best part
of human party,
376
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:24,068
we're gonna play
Humans in High School.
377
00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:26,241
- Um, but I'm already
in high school.
378
00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:29,827
- Humans in High School is
a tabletop roleplaying game.
379
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,827
Each player gets to play
as a type of human
380
00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:35,241
with their own set
of skills and powers.
381
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,517
- I'm Andrew the Theater Kid.
382
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,000
My favorite power
is the encore.
383
00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:41,310
- I'm Lydia the Jock.
384
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,689
Let's go, team!
385
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:43,965
- And I'm Archie the Nerd.
386
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:46,931
I "Um, actually..."
at a college level.
387
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,827
- Rad.
Let me make up a character.
388
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,344
- I got you covered, my dude.
389
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,206
Here you go.
You're...
390
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:55,103
- Buddy the Skater Kid. Huh.
391
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,689
But, Barky,
isn't the point of the game
392
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,448
you get to play
as someone you're not?
393
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,689
- Well, yeah,
normally with monsters,
394
00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:03,965
but you're already human.
395
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:07,103
- You players will set out
to explore your local mall
396
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,379
and search for the deal
of a lifetime.
397
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:12,655
Now, as your game master,
I can use my boogeyman powers
398
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,586
to create a dreamscape
just for our game.
399
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,517
I just need
everyone's permission.
400
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,724
- Just 'cause this is
a human game doesn't mean
401
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,068
we're not gonna play
the monster way.
402
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,241
- All right, dude.
403
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,551
Let's do it.
- Yes!
404
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:26,068
- S�!
- Make me dreamy, Twyla!
405
00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:27,344
- Nighty-night.
406
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,275
[mystical music]
407
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,344
- [snoring]
408
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,000
- [mutters]
409
00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:35,482
? ?
410
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:39,172
[soft pop music]
411
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:42,310
- Whoa! Isn't it cool?
412
00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:44,482
- Uh, it's not exactly--
413
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:45,965
- [screams]
414
00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:47,379
[gasps]
415
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,482
I'm breathing
with my human lungs.
416
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:52,034
- And I'm walking
on human feet.
417
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,758
- [laughs]
Oh, it must be so weird
418
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:56,793
being human all the time, huh?
419
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,655
- I mean, is it weird for you
to be a werewolf?
420
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,137
- Remember, humans,
421
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,241
you're looking
for the deal of a lifetime--
422
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,620
a half-off sale
for a limited edition
423
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,482
celebrity smart coffee juicer.
424
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:07,827
Game on!
425
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:10,896
- All right,
it's time to hustle!
426
00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:13,034
[laughter]
427
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,379
- Quick, after her!
428
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,000
- Wait, Lagoo--I mean Lydia.
429
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:20,172
You've got your...curtain call.
430
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,896
- [gasps]
431
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:25,068
- You two don't even know
where you're going.
432
00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:27,896
But with my...
prescription lenses,
433
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:30,586
I can see
through the whole mall.
434
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,896
Aha! There it is!
435
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:34,310
- Shouldn't we be
working together?
436
00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:35,862
- Oh, uh, sorry, dude.
437
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:38,896
The human motto is,
"every human for themselves."
438
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,000
- Yeah, it's solo or no go.
439
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:44,000
- Uh, Twyla, can I do
anything cool like them?
440
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,241
Maybe fly around?
441
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,827
- Sorry, Buddy,
Skater Kids can't fly.
442
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,689
- [sighs]
443
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,379
- Try our signature scent.
444
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:53,137
- [coughs]
445
00:16:53,206 --> 00:16:55,620
Bark! Help me!
446
00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:56,965
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- My merchandise!
447
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,620
- I thrive on sales!
- I got this.
448
00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,379
- Get out of the way.
449
00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:01,862
- Looks like we're not getting
450
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:03,344
through all that
without a fight.
451
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,068
- Or a touchdown!
452
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,620
[whistle blows]
453
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:09,103
Touchdown.
454
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:13,206
Touchdown. Touchdown.
Touchdown.
455
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,310
[gasps]
456
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:15,586
- Get that jock.
- Stop her!
457
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,000
- No more touchdowns.
- Aah!
458
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:21,448
- Good thing I've got...
star power.
459
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:23,310
[people screaming]
460
00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:26,586
- Oh, I'm gonna play
my "Um, actually..."
461
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,724
[clears throat]
Um, actually,
462
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,724
the coffee juicer
you want, yeah,
463
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,655
it's on the other side
of the mall.
464
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:34,206
- Oh, really?
- You heard him!
465
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:37,275
[bell dings]
- Sorry, the store has closed.
466
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,551
[crowd clamoring]
467
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,689
- Uh, how about I touchdown?
468
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,862
- Ah, you almost had it, dude.
469
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,931
Just remember,
you're a Skater Kid.
470
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,793
Your only powers
are Skater Kid moves.
471
00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:50,724
- You only want me to skate?
Fine.
472
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,827
- Buddy, wait!
473
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:54,655
- Stop right there, teenager.
474
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,586
No skating in the mall.
475
00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:57,862
- What? How?
476
00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,724
Th-that--that's not fair!
477
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:02,000
- This game does take
some getting used to.
478
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,724
- I told you, we should've
started with an easier quest.
479
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,896
- Yeah, I thought
'cause you're human,
480
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,275
you'd be good at this.
481
00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:09,241
- That's the problem.
482
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,344
All the info you've got
on humans
483
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:12,827
is totally bogus.
484
00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:15,068
It's so messed up,
I can't even play your game.
485
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,482
- B-but you're my human friend.
486
00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:19,896
I just wanted to make sure
you had a good time.
487
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,689
- Bark, I'm grateful you get
488
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:23,068
that we come
from different backgrounds
489
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:24,724
and have different experiences,
490
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:27,517
but all this focus
on me being human--
491
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,758
I'm your friend first, okay?
492
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,689
Just 'cause I'm human
doesn't mean
493
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:33,379
you have to treat me
any differently.
494
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,793
- Aw, dude, I'm so sorry.
495
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,068
You are my friend--
my best friend!
496
00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:40,655
- Aw, dude,
you're my best friend.
497
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:44,448
- As your friend, I'm looking
to you to lead this quest.
498
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:47,724
[intriguing music]
499
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,137
- Welcome to the food court
of law.
500
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,896
- The only way we're
getting past that guard...
501
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,689
[whispers]
Is with a distraction.
502
00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:58,896
- Let me.
I was born for this role.
503
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:00,931
Mr. Security, Mr. Security!
504
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,551
You have to help me.
505
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,448
I just saw someone shoplifting.
506
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:06,931
- Not in my mall.
507
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Where did this happen?
508
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:10,758
- Uh, at the used sock store.
509
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,931
- The used sock store
is that way.
510
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
- It is?
I--I meant
511
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,965
the ear wax candles
and cheese grater store.
512
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,689
- I could have you banned
for lying to me,
513
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,931
young human boy.
514
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,965
- Hey, you can't make
wild accusations like that.
515
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:30,379
I'd like to...
speak to your manager.
516
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:32,137
- Foolish child.
517
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:33,965
I am the manager!
518
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:35,689
And now I'm going
to send you all
519
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,413
to the parking garage forever!
520
00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:39,413
- [yelps]
521
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:41,758
- Hey!
- [growls]
522
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:45,172
- Have you tried
our signature scent?
523
00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:46,275
- Agh!
524
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:47,689
[coughs]
525
00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:48,965
Ugh!
526
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:51,586
No skating in the mall!
527
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:52,862
- Whoa--oh!
528
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:57,379
- Oh, no.
I'd better try my nerd alert.
529
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,275
[laughing]
530
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:02,689
- Hey, there's nothing nerdy
about liking books.
531
00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:04,068
[gasps]
- [gasps]
532
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,172
- [winces]
Whoa!
533
00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:07,758
[grunts]
534
00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:09,862
- I know what must be done.
535
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:12,758
Bring on the bad referee call.
536
00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:14,379
[whistle blows]
- Agh!
537
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,448
- [yelps, exclaiming]
538
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:17,413
[grunts]
- Oof!
539
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,896
- Lydia!
540
00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:21,448
There's only one thing
a Theater Kid can do now--
541
00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:24,827
randomly break into song.
542
00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:26,172
? Go on, flaunt your skele-- ?
543
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,172
[grunts]
544
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,655
- [growls]
545
00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:30,379
- We gotta hit him all at once!
546
00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:31,965
[upbeat music]
547
00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:33,448
- Have you ever heard
548
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:36,413
of the inspirational
underdog comeback?
549
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,344
[buzzer blares]
- No sports in the--
550
00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:42,862
- That move was so good,
it deserves an encore.
551
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:44,448
- Ah! That does it.
552
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,620
No more nice human.
553
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:51,344
- You can't get through
my password protected firewall.
554
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:52,620
- Heads up, Bark!
555
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,379
- Got ya.
556
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:58,000
- It's time you get
a taste of my...
557
00:20:58,068 --> 00:20:59,206
- Whoa.
- Wonderful.
558
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:02,241
- Fant�stico!
- Trickster twister!
559
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:03,241
- [groans]
560
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:06,758
- You claimed
the limited edition
561
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:08,517
celebrity smart
coffee juicer.
562
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:10,482
Bonus points for defeating
the security guard.
563
00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:12,517
Congratulations
on a successful quest
564
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:13,482
in Humans in High School.
565
00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:14,482
[all cheer]
566
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:18,000
- [snoring]
567
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,827
- Dude, that was the coolest
thing I've ever seen!
568
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,206
[laughter]
569
00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,551
Hey, I'm sorry
for how I treated you.
570
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,551
I was focused on what
I thought humans were like
571
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,482
versus what I knew
for sure about you.
572
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:32,517
- Thanks, man.
I still had a lot of fun.
573
00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:35,344
[gasps] Maybe next time
you can come over to my place.
574
00:21:35,413 --> 00:21:37,724
We can play more
Humans in High School.
575
00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:39,344
- Really?
- Yep.
576
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,241
And I'm playing
as a Class President.
577
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,172
Oh, oh, oh!
Maybe an Anime Fan!
578
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:44,862
[gasps] No!
A Mean Girl!
579
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:47,310
- [laughs]
You can be anything you want,
580
00:21:47,379 --> 00:21:49,862
as long as we're still besties?
581
00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:54,551
[both grunting]
582
00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:00,620
- Around the world!
583
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,172
both: Best friends forever
secret handshake hug!
584
00:22:06,222 --> 00:22:10,772
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