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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:07,588 - ? Monster, Monster High ? 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,242 ? We might give you a fright ? 3 00:00:09,329 --> 00:00:10,766 - ? Unique as can be ? 4 00:00:10,853 --> 00:00:12,550 ? And friends forever, literally ? 5 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,465 ? We might walk, might swim, might fly ? 6 00:00:14,552 --> 00:00:15,814 ? Either way we gonna run the night ? 7 00:00:15,901 --> 00:00:17,598 - ? We're Monster, Monster High ? 8 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,863 ? Monster, Monster High ? 9 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:22,908 ? We might give you a fright ? 10 00:00:22,995 --> 00:00:24,518 ? Monster, Monster High ? 11 00:00:24,605 --> 00:00:27,695 ? Friendship never dies ? 12 00:00:27,783 --> 00:00:29,959 ? We're Monster High ? 13 00:00:30,046 --> 00:00:33,614 ? Monster High-igh-igh-igh ? 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:34,659 [whispered] We're Monster High. 15 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:48,194 - So casketball tryouts are coming up, 16 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:51,241 and Clawdeen wanted to know everything about the team. 17 00:00:51,328 --> 00:00:53,939 - Deuce, are you sure this is a casketball team photo? 18 00:00:54,026 --> 00:00:56,028 Looks like a Gorgon family reunion. 19 00:00:56,115 --> 00:00:57,638 - Eh, it's like that now. 20 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,684 Used to be they didn't let gorgons play, 21 00:00:59,771 --> 00:01:02,121 but once we broke the stone ceiling, 22 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:05,342 they saw how good we were at bringing home the gold. 23 00:01:05,429 --> 00:01:07,605 And it's all thanks to the winningest gorgon ever, 24 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,215 the first to prove 25 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:10,695 that she wouldn't turn everybody to stone 26 00:01:10,782 --> 00:01:11,609 if they let her play: 27 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:14,481 my own Mom-dusa. 28 00:01:14,568 --> 00:01:16,309 - And you're continuing the family tradition 29 00:01:16,396 --> 00:01:17,310 of total domination? 30 00:01:17,397 --> 00:01:18,659 - Pshh, you know it! 31 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,618 Gorgons have one mantra. 32 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,882 all: Winning is what gorgons do. 33 00:01:23,969 --> 00:01:25,579 - Lucky me. Coached by the best. 34 00:01:25,666 --> 00:01:26,929 So what's first? 35 00:01:27,016 --> 00:01:28,495 Batblocking? Layup from six feet under? 36 00:01:28,582 --> 00:01:30,236 - Making candy. 37 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:33,065 - Oh, yeah! Time to make some cand-- 38 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:35,328 making candy? 39 00:01:35,415 --> 00:01:37,156 - We're scales deep in the Monster High 40 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:39,942 annual casketball team bake sale fundraiser, 41 00:01:40,029 --> 00:01:42,553 and the player that sells the most gets a trophy. 42 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,468 - When is the fundraiser? - In about ten minutes. 43 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:45,686 - Deuce! - Chill! 44 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,166 Prepare to be amazed 45 00:01:47,253 --> 00:01:50,300 by the newest thing in gorgon powers! 46 00:01:50,387 --> 00:01:52,476 - Sugar? You're gonna turn it to stone? 47 00:01:52,563 --> 00:01:53,781 - Not stone. 48 00:01:55,653 --> 00:01:57,611 Rock candy! Give it a lick. 49 00:01:57,698 --> 00:01:59,135 - [sniffs, licks] 50 00:01:59,222 --> 00:02:01,441 Yum! Awoo! 51 00:02:01,528 --> 00:02:03,182 You're gonna win, for sure. 52 00:02:03,269 --> 00:02:06,272 - Well, winning is what gorgons do. 53 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:07,273 [chuckles] 54 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,492 Then I'm going 55 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:11,930 to lord that trophy over everyone. 56 00:02:12,017 --> 00:02:16,021 - As a maybe-future casketball team member, pending tryouts, 57 00:02:16,108 --> 00:02:18,197 welcome to the casketball fundraiser! 58 00:02:18,284 --> 00:02:20,939 - Mmm, I can always go for a bite. 59 00:02:21,026 --> 00:02:22,898 - Let's follow our noses. 60 00:02:22,985 --> 00:02:24,203 I just got mine recalibrated. 61 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:26,684 [sniffs] - what's up, Frankie? 62 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:27,990 Try my cr�me br�l�e? 63 00:02:28,077 --> 00:02:30,296 - Um, these aren't cooked, Heath. 64 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,037 - I just got to get myself fired up. 65 00:02:32,124 --> 00:02:33,909 Ah, here we go, an article 66 00:02:33,996 --> 00:02:36,607 on the bleaching of the Great Scarier Reef. 67 00:02:36,694 --> 00:02:38,391 Mm-hmm...mm-hmm. 68 00:02:38,478 --> 00:02:40,176 Mm-hmm! 69 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:42,656 What? Destroying habitats? 70 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:45,094 That's an outrage! 71 00:02:45,181 --> 00:02:46,965 Cooked with the power of my rage. 72 00:02:48,271 --> 00:02:49,141 all: Mmm! 73 00:02:51,927 --> 00:02:55,713 [game console chirping] 74 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,280 - Hi, Ghoulia! - [gasps] 75 00:02:57,367 --> 00:03:01,240 Get your soft and fleshy whole-braaaaain-- 76 00:03:01,327 --> 00:03:04,504 uh, I mean, whole-brain bread here. 77 00:03:04,591 --> 00:03:06,854 - Um, no thank you. 78 00:03:06,942 --> 00:03:09,683 Look, it's Deuce! - Hmm? 79 00:03:10,989 --> 00:03:13,296 - [chuckles] Yep! 80 00:03:13,383 --> 00:03:16,734 - Clawdeen has been howling about your recipe, Deuce. 81 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:17,953 - She's got good taste. 82 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:18,997 - Ooh! - [hisses] 83 00:03:19,084 --> 00:03:21,347 - I'm sorry. No free samples. 84 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,045 The name of the game is to sell out, 85 00:03:23,132 --> 00:03:25,308 not give away, because... 86 00:03:25,395 --> 00:03:27,701 all: Winning is what gorgons do. 87 00:03:27,788 --> 00:03:29,051 - Yeah, I remember. 88 00:03:33,055 --> 00:03:35,405 - Zaparoni, that's good! - Told you. 89 00:03:35,492 --> 00:03:36,797 - Thanks, Deuce. 90 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,799 [iCasket ringing] 91 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:39,931 - Hey, Mom-dusa! 92 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:42,586 - Hello, my little argonaut. 93 00:03:42,673 --> 00:03:44,370 How's it going with the fundraiser? 94 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:45,719 - [chuckles] 95 00:03:45,806 --> 00:03:47,373 Homer's gonna have to come out of retirement 96 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:51,638 and write a poem about me because this is epic! 97 00:03:51,725 --> 00:03:53,597 I got a steady stream of customers already. 98 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:55,251 - Just steady? 99 00:03:55,338 --> 00:03:57,601 Is everything okay? Do you need my help? 100 00:03:57,688 --> 00:03:59,777 I can cash in my credit card points 101 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,519 and be on an Air Icarus redeye to you in no time. 102 00:04:02,606 --> 00:04:04,956 - Mom, no need. I got this. 103 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,436 - I know you do. 104 00:04:06,523 --> 00:04:08,655 Do you mind listening to a podcasket 105 00:04:08,742 --> 00:04:10,918 just a sec, my little gorgonzola? 106 00:04:11,006 --> 00:04:13,182 I'm going to have a hissy fit with your snakes! 107 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:17,969 Snakes, our standing as gorgons 108 00:04:18,056 --> 00:04:20,406 is still tenuous at Monster High. 109 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:23,496 So I love you, clean your scales, 110 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:26,978 and remember, a gorgon never loses. 111 00:04:27,065 --> 00:04:30,112 You must ensure he wins. 112 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:32,810 all: Yes, Mom-dusa. 113 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,333 - Break's over. 114 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,379 We need to sell more of this stuff. 115 00:04:36,466 --> 00:04:39,382 Remember, what's the most important thing? 116 00:04:39,469 --> 00:04:40,818 - Winning. 117 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,690 Draculaura, would you give my candy a shout-out 118 00:04:43,777 --> 00:04:45,866 on your EekTok in exchange for a pound of it? 119 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,304 - [hiss] - Uh, half a pound? 120 00:04:48,391 --> 00:04:49,740 Sorry. Greed's a tough negotiator. 121 00:04:49,827 --> 00:04:51,829 - If you insist. 122 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,396 Boo to you, Fang Gang! 123 00:04:53,483 --> 00:04:56,529 Did you know Deuce's candy is to die for? 124 00:04:56,616 --> 00:04:58,531 Mmm-mmm! 125 00:04:58,618 --> 00:05:01,143 Come get yours at Deuce's booth in the lobby. 126 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,101 [iCaskets chiming] - Huh? 127 00:05:03,188 --> 00:05:05,190 - Come on. - It's so good. 128 00:05:05,277 --> 00:05:07,105 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah! 129 00:05:07,192 --> 00:05:08,193 - I want more. - [gasps] 130 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,196 - Food now! - I want candy! 131 00:05:11,283 --> 00:05:13,546 [Watzie barking] [knocks at door] 132 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:17,376 - Hey, sold out and got a whole pile of orders to make. 133 00:05:17,463 --> 00:05:19,813 Tomorrow night, that trophy is mine. 134 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,206 - Do you really think 135 00:05:21,293 --> 00:05:23,600 you can get all these orders done by tomorrow? 136 00:05:23,687 --> 00:05:27,604 - Yeah, this one's for 700 pounds of candy. 137 00:05:27,691 --> 00:05:29,867 - Friends help friends, right? 138 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,869 [bell tolling] 139 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:35,264 [tense music] 140 00:05:35,351 --> 00:05:42,227 ? ? 141 00:05:45,796 --> 00:05:47,319 - [yawns] 142 00:05:49,147 --> 00:05:50,148 - [yawns] 143 00:05:50,235 --> 00:05:52,107 I've never been this exhausted 144 00:05:52,194 --> 00:05:53,586 in my entire afterlife. 145 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:00,289 - [yawns] 146 00:06:00,376 --> 00:06:01,377 Nope. Nope, nope, nope. 147 00:06:01,464 --> 00:06:03,901 Stay awake... 148 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:07,861 - Oh, wait till Mom-dusa sees me with that trophy. 149 00:06:07,948 --> 00:06:09,863 She's gonna be so... 150 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:12,214 [yawns] Sleepy. 151 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:18,698 all: [gasp] Deuce! - Whoa! 152 00:06:18,785 --> 00:06:21,353 Huh, reflecting the beam off the candy 153 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,094 turns another object into candy. 154 00:06:23,181 --> 00:06:24,878 Didn't see that coming. 155 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:27,794 [chuckles] See what I did there? 156 00:06:27,881 --> 00:06:29,144 all: Aah! 157 00:06:30,493 --> 00:06:32,016 - Deuce-- - Huh? Huh? 158 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:33,365 - You should take ten. 159 00:06:33,452 --> 00:06:35,628 Or 20. Or the rest of the day. 160 00:06:35,715 --> 00:06:38,109 - What makes you say that? - Call it a hunch. 161 00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:39,719 You need a break. 162 00:06:39,806 --> 00:06:43,897 - What he needs are friends that will support him. 163 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:45,203 - Maybe you're jealous 164 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:47,118 'cause he's such a winner and you're not. 165 00:06:47,205 --> 00:06:48,728 - Hey! Too far, Envy! - No one talks to my friend 166 00:06:48,815 --> 00:06:51,035 like that! - Deuce, is this how you feel? 167 00:06:51,122 --> 00:06:53,733 - I mean, no, but also, 168 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:56,127 I thought you knew this trophy is a big deal for me. 169 00:06:56,214 --> 00:06:57,781 So I gotta-- 170 00:06:57,868 --> 00:07:01,611 - Maybe gorgons don't need breaks, but we do. 171 00:07:01,698 --> 00:07:04,179 - Ugh, all of my bodies are aching. 172 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:06,050 - Let's head back to the dorm. 173 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:08,052 - We'll see you tomorrow. Try not to stay up too late. 174 00:07:08,139 --> 00:07:10,141 - Uh-- - Six pounds. 175 00:07:10,228 --> 00:07:11,577 - Come on, Deuce. - Focus. 176 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,536 - Okay. Okay, candy. 177 00:07:13,623 --> 00:07:15,538 Yeah, let's make candy. 178 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:19,759 [yawns] 179 00:07:19,846 --> 00:07:21,631 [snoring] 180 00:07:21,718 --> 00:07:23,372 - Now what we are gonna do? 181 00:07:23,459 --> 00:07:27,114 We need more delicious candies! Mom-dusa's counting on us! 182 00:07:27,202 --> 00:07:28,551 - Well, I've got an idea. 183 00:07:28,638 --> 00:07:31,902 The best idea anybody's ever had. 184 00:07:31,989 --> 00:07:34,339 - [snoring] 185 00:07:34,426 --> 00:07:40,998 ? ? 186 00:07:45,568 --> 00:07:47,004 - Forget the glasses. 187 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:49,876 It'll be easier to keep his eyes open. 188 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:56,579 ? ? 189 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:02,411 - [snoring] 190 00:08:02,498 --> 00:08:03,847 - Excuse me. - [hisses] 191 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:05,327 - We are here for our candy. 192 00:08:05,414 --> 00:08:06,502 - I'm up. Let's win. 193 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:08,025 - Yes. - Candies coming right up. 194 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:10,114 - Candy. - Candy. 195 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,032 - More candy. Gorgons win. 196 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,425 [both gasp] 197 00:08:16,512 --> 00:08:17,991 - [snoring] - Whoa! 198 00:08:18,078 --> 00:08:19,558 - Duck! - Oh, my! 199 00:08:19,645 --> 00:08:20,907 - I want seconds on Heath's-- 200 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:22,300 [all gasp] 201 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:24,868 What? 202 00:08:24,955 --> 00:08:26,261 - Did he turn them to stone? 203 00:08:26,348 --> 00:08:27,653 Aah! - Nope. 204 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:30,613 [licks] Candy. 205 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:34,138 How can something so bad taste so good? 206 00:08:34,225 --> 00:08:35,139 - Hide! 207 00:08:37,402 --> 00:08:38,882 - Deuce doesn't have his sunglasses. 208 00:08:38,969 --> 00:08:40,840 Draculaura, do you have an extra pair? 209 00:08:40,927 --> 00:08:43,930 - What self-respecting vampire would leave home without them? 210 00:08:44,017 --> 00:08:46,629 And I've been working on some levitation magic. 211 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,241 Uh, you go ahead. 212 00:08:50,328 --> 00:08:51,547 We'll just stay back here 213 00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:54,680 where we won't be turned into sweet treats. 214 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,073 - Deuce, you have to snap out of it. 215 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,770 - Huh? Clawdeen? 216 00:08:57,857 --> 00:09:00,033 Um, why is everyone candy? 217 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,340 - In your sugar crash, you caramelized our classmates 218 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:03,994 and your casketball teammates. 219 00:09:04,081 --> 00:09:06,388 - Don't listen to her! Venomous lies! 220 00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:09,434 If the competition is frozen, they can't beat us. 221 00:09:09,521 --> 00:09:11,958 - Snakes, I'm always down to listen to what you're hissing, 222 00:09:12,045 --> 00:09:14,570 but I've had just about enough of you for today. 223 00:09:14,657 --> 00:09:16,702 You can't talk to my friends like that. 224 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,617 And those stiffs are my teammates. 225 00:09:18,704 --> 00:09:20,924 They are more important than any trophy. 226 00:09:21,011 --> 00:09:23,535 So I'm sorry, but lights out, snakes. 227 00:09:23,622 --> 00:09:24,971 - No! all: No! 228 00:09:25,058 --> 00:09:26,712 - So what now? 229 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,540 - Ooh, the gorgon scientist bit in my brain 230 00:09:28,627 --> 00:09:30,673 got me thinking that 231 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,545 whenever Deuce's gorgon beam is refracted through a substance, 232 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,155 it makes whatever it hits 233 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,549 take on the substance's characteristics. 234 00:09:37,636 --> 00:09:39,682 - So if blasting them through the rock candy 235 00:09:39,769 --> 00:09:40,944 made them high fructose, 236 00:09:41,031 --> 00:09:42,641 all we got to do is blast them again 237 00:09:42,728 --> 00:09:45,122 with something...fleshy? - Hmm? 238 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,994 [gasps] Ghoulia's whole-brain bread! 239 00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:49,692 - But we can't just take her bread. 240 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:53,391 We have to buy it, and it's surprisingly expensive. 241 00:09:53,478 --> 00:09:54,174 - Deuce can pay for it. 242 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,654 - Oh, hard pass 243 00:09:55,741 --> 00:09:57,090 with a no from the three-point line. 244 00:09:57,177 --> 00:09:58,875 If we do that, then she'll win. 245 00:09:58,962 --> 00:10:01,443 And more importantly, I'll lose. 246 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:08,798 But maybe my vision in all this has been a bit cycloptic. 247 00:10:08,885 --> 00:10:10,539 Winning is what gorgons do, 248 00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:12,889 but making things right is what I do. 249 00:10:12,976 --> 00:10:15,326 Plus, bros don't candy-coat bros. 250 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:16,371 That's the bro code. 251 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:17,502 If I don't follow it, 252 00:10:17,589 --> 00:10:19,156 I can get arrested by the bro-lice. 253 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,114 - Is that real? - Oh, no. 254 00:10:21,201 --> 00:10:23,421 Can't talk about it. That's also a part of the code. 255 00:10:23,508 --> 00:10:26,685 [upbeat music] 256 00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:33,649 ? ? 257 00:10:33,736 --> 00:10:34,606 - Whoo! 258 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:40,569 - What happened? 259 00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:42,527 - Uh... - I feel sticky. 260 00:10:42,614 --> 00:10:44,529 - Does it smell like sugar toast in here? 261 00:10:44,616 --> 00:10:47,619 [laughter] 262 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,882 [cheers and applause] 263 00:10:49,969 --> 00:10:52,581 - Whoa, Ghoulia won! 264 00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:56,323 - Thanks. I can't believe I sold so much. 265 00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:58,413 - Let's go celebrate, Deuce. 266 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,762 Deuce? 267 00:10:59,849 --> 00:11:02,068 - And that's how I won napping. 268 00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:03,722 But more importantly, I figured out 269 00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:05,594 that winning wasn't that big of a deal. 270 00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:08,510 Back in the day, gorgons may have needed to constantly win 271 00:11:08,597 --> 00:11:10,163 to fit into monster society, 272 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,383 but now I think it's just about being a good dude. 273 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:15,778 And I also learned an even more important lesson. 274 00:11:15,865 --> 00:11:18,607 I can pull off literally anything. 275 00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:20,043 Ca-cha! 276 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,796 - So it's officially... 277 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:36,146 - The weekend! 278 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,278 My favorite non-weekday time of the week. 279 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,976 - My first weekend some since, 280 00:11:40,063 --> 00:11:41,934 well, I found out that monsters were real, 281 00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:43,545 discovered Monster High, 282 00:11:43,632 --> 00:11:45,721 and realized that I'm a werewolf. 283 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:48,419 - Ugh, I absolutely require that you send pics 284 00:11:48,506 --> 00:11:50,334 of all the human stuff that you do. 285 00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:53,511 - Cleo, she's telling her dad she's a werewolf. 286 00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:56,601 - And getting big, warm dad hugs after he finds out! 287 00:11:56,688 --> 00:11:57,733 - I hope so. 288 00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,604 My dad's usually super supportive, 289 00:11:59,691 --> 00:12:02,651 but anytime I mention monster stuff, he gets all weird. 290 00:12:02,738 --> 00:12:04,870 - Well, luckily that enchanted letter 291 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,393 Bloodgood sent to your dad 292 00:12:06,481 --> 00:12:08,439 seems to have kept your secret so far, 293 00:12:08,526 --> 00:12:10,920 so maybe you don't need to tell him at all. 294 00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:12,225 - But I miss being so close to him. 295 00:12:12,312 --> 00:12:13,749 And I have questions about my mom. 296 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:16,360 [iCasket chiming] 297 00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:19,929 - Wow, Draculaura just got her 90,000th follower on EekTok. 298 00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:21,452 [cheers] 299 00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:23,759 - 90,000? 300 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:28,764 - It's not how many followers that counts. 301 00:12:28,851 --> 00:12:31,027 My real boos are the only boos that matter. 302 00:12:31,114 --> 00:12:32,768 Aw! - Yeah! 303 00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:34,509 - [gasps] It's almost sunrise? 304 00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:37,076 Got to pack for my trip home to the human world. 305 00:12:37,163 --> 00:12:39,470 - How can I get 90,000 followers 306 00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:42,081 when monsters don't have the refined palette needed 307 00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:44,823 to appreciate my style and curated posts? 308 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:47,043 - [chirps] - Humans? 309 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:49,480 There a lot more than 90,000 humans. 310 00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:54,354 [scarabs chirping] 311 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,443 - Aah, bugs! 312 00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:58,271 - Scarabs! 313 00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:01,710 My cutie curse carry-outers can't resist moon chips. 314 00:13:01,797 --> 00:13:04,408 Come, my little beetle babies. 315 00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:06,497 I could tell how nervous you were 316 00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:08,281 about your big reveal. 317 00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:11,371 I want to go with and be your monster support system. 318 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,677 - For real? 319 00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:14,505 Aw, that's so sweet, Cleo. 320 00:13:14,592 --> 00:13:16,159 - [chirps] 321 00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:19,466 [tense music] 322 00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:20,555 - Now remember, Cleo-- 323 00:13:20,642 --> 00:13:21,817 - [sighs] Yes, yes. 324 00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:24,036 While you prance about in your humanity, 325 00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:27,039 I'll remain secreted away like a precious jewel. 326 00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:29,085 Oh. 327 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:31,696 So human. 328 00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:34,003 The doors don't even have teeth? 329 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:36,179 - You can use my laptop or read or whatever. 330 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:38,007 Just quietly, please. 331 00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:40,226 - I'll be silent as a sarcophagus, 332 00:13:40,313 --> 00:13:41,967 checking out your... 333 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,579 ooh, old fearbook. 334 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:46,624 [Crescent barks] - Dad and Crescent are back. 335 00:13:46,711 --> 00:13:48,626 Okay. I can do this, right? 336 00:13:48,713 --> 00:13:50,454 - Monster emotional support system on. 337 00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:52,064 You're freaky. You're fab. 338 00:13:52,151 --> 00:13:54,589 You've got this in the bag. 339 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,416 [sighs] 340 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,070 [Crescent barks] 341 00:13:58,157 --> 00:13:59,724 [chuckles] Crescent, I thought you were-- 342 00:13:59,811 --> 00:14:02,466 - Sweetie pups! - Dad! 343 00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:04,163 - Need help with your stuff? - No! 344 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,991 I mean, no, thank you. 345 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,472 I didn't bring anything. [crash] 346 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:10,605 Except for school supplies. 347 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:12,694 That must be them settling. 348 00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:14,957 [sniffs] Hey, is that jambalaya I smell? 349 00:14:15,044 --> 00:14:16,741 Can we eat? I'm starving. 350 00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:18,613 [gasps] - Absolutely! 351 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,920 Grammy's famous New Orleans jambalaya is ready. 352 00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:23,269 - Shh. 353 00:14:23,356 --> 00:14:25,750 - [grunts] Mummy's the word. 354 00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:33,628 Look, these two have popularity to die for! 355 00:14:34,846 --> 00:14:38,110 [gasps] Maybe I could... 356 00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:42,288 - So, Dad, I wanted to tell you... 357 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,377 [munching] 358 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:48,425 - You wanted to tell me what? 359 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,949 - That the jambalaya is delicious. 360 00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:52,821 - Yeah, you really wolfed that down. 361 00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:54,736 - [chuckles weakly] 362 00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:56,215 [gasps] Salt! 363 00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:59,566 I, um--I needed the salt. 364 00:14:59,654 --> 00:15:02,178 [chirping and barking] 365 00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:10,490 - So what's new with you? 366 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,014 - Funny you should ask. 367 00:15:12,101 --> 00:15:13,929 Um, well, I... [barking and scratching] 368 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:15,757 [gasps] Crescent, no! 369 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,022 Shh, shh. 370 00:15:20,109 --> 00:15:22,372 Woof! [Crescent whines, barks] 371 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:26,158 [chuckles] 372 00:15:26,245 --> 00:15:28,030 So, um, I... 373 00:15:28,117 --> 00:15:30,119 [stammering] 374 00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:32,382 Just a sec. 375 00:15:32,469 --> 00:15:34,079 [computer keys clacking] - [gasps] 376 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,254 Whatever you heard, it wasn't me. 377 00:15:35,341 --> 00:15:36,691 I have been super sushy 378 00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:38,780 as I tracked those girls on the human socials. 379 00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,216 - It's not you. It's me. 380 00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:41,652 I can't tell my dad. 381 00:15:41,739 --> 00:15:43,393 Monster stuff is easy, 382 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,830 but human heart stuff is way harder. 383 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:48,224 I'm a serious scaredy pup right now. 384 00:15:48,311 --> 00:15:51,618 - Clawdeen, the last few weeks have been big for you. 385 00:15:51,706 --> 00:15:54,578 And if you need time, you need time. 386 00:15:54,665 --> 00:15:56,754 And that's fine, so chill. 387 00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:57,799 - Thanks, Cleo. 388 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,194 - Emotional support, done. 389 00:16:02,281 --> 00:16:07,243 Now back to me and my impending popularity! 390 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:10,812 - We're here at Cairo Diner eating Egyptian food. 391 00:16:10,899 --> 00:16:14,337 - [gasps] 100,000 followers? 392 00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:15,512 [chuckles] 393 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,167 Cairo Diner. 394 00:16:18,254 --> 00:16:19,864 Oh, it's close. 395 00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:24,173 100,000 followers, come to mummy! 396 00:16:26,175 --> 00:16:28,743 - So how's school? - Great. 397 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,049 Last week, Frankie lost their hand and-- 398 00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:32,529 [gasps] Oh, no. 399 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,489 Oh, um, I mean, lost their hand...bag. 400 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:38,665 Handbag. 401 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:43,279 Oh, no. Where did she go? 402 00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:44,454 [line trilling] 403 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:47,152 [iCasket ringing] [gasps] 404 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,851 [sniffs] 405 00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:51,983 In human form, my canine smelling powers 406 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,463 aren't strong enough to track her. 407 00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:55,030 - Clawdeen! - Aah! 408 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:56,466 - What's going on? 409 00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:59,469 [pensive music] 410 00:16:59,556 --> 00:17:01,166 ? ? 411 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,951 - My friend from school was in here, but now she's gone, 412 00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:04,430 and I have to find her before humans see her. 413 00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:05,910 And to track her, I have to... 414 00:17:07,999 --> 00:17:09,392 [sighs] 415 00:17:09,479 --> 00:17:13,396 - [gasps] 416 00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:20,055 You... 417 00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:22,884 [chuckles] You look just like your mom. 418 00:17:22,971 --> 00:17:24,276 - You knew? 419 00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,017 - Well, I did give you the moon claw, didn't I? 420 00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:27,105 And I thought we could talk about it 421 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:28,672 when you got home on your birthday, 422 00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:30,717 but you found Monster High so fast. 423 00:17:30,805 --> 00:17:32,197 You thought I was enchanted, 424 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,634 and I wanted to be able to talk to you in person. 425 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,984 - But why didn't you tell me before? 426 00:17:36,071 --> 00:17:37,594 - I should have, 427 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,510 but I was worried about losing you like I lost your mom. 428 00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:42,599 I'm sorry, Clawdeen. 429 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,166 Can you forgive me? 430 00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:45,732 - Of course. 431 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:49,475 It is a lot, but I need you to tell me about mom. 432 00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:51,086 I know she went to Monster High, 433 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:52,870 and the werewolves there have these secrets. 434 00:17:52,957 --> 00:17:54,698 I have to find out what really happened to her. 435 00:17:54,785 --> 00:17:57,092 - I'm sorry, pupster. I don't know much. 436 00:17:57,179 --> 00:18:00,095 - Please. Anything you can remember. 437 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,837 - She went on some sort of monster task 438 00:18:02,924 --> 00:18:05,709 for the monster council and never came back. 439 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:07,493 I looked for so long, 440 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:10,192 but all I figured out is Mom had enemies. 441 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:11,976 I worried if they found me snooping, 442 00:18:12,063 --> 00:18:13,325 something might happen to you too. 443 00:18:13,412 --> 00:18:14,892 - You won't lose me, Dad. 444 00:18:14,979 --> 00:18:17,286 Promise. 445 00:18:17,373 --> 00:18:19,070 - Wait, did you say something about a missing friend? 446 00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:20,071 - [gasps] 447 00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:21,725 - So tell me 448 00:18:21,812 --> 00:18:23,945 about your favorite Egyptian food? 449 00:18:24,032 --> 00:18:26,817 - I adore baba ghanoush. Have you tried-- 450 00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:29,559 - [giggles] Good day, humans. 451 00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:30,647 Want to collab, share followers, 452 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,257 you know, whatever? 453 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,565 - You must be the restaurant's mummy mascot. 454 00:18:35,652 --> 00:18:37,567 - [gasps] Mascot? How dare y-- 455 00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:40,439 - Can we film you? 456 00:18:40,526 --> 00:18:43,138 - Yes, I am. 457 00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:46,663 It is I, the spooktacular mummy mascot. 458 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,013 - Wow, she never breaks character. 459 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,364 - Bow down before your master! 460 00:18:52,451 --> 00:18:54,366 - So, Kaylee, want to show everyone 461 00:18:54,453 --> 00:18:56,107 what you got at Always 16? 462 00:18:56,194 --> 00:18:58,936 - Hey, human people, eyes on me. 463 00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:03,506 [sighs] It appears their tastes are broken. 464 00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:07,031 But I have other ways, don't I, my little beetle babies? 465 00:19:07,118 --> 00:19:08,554 - If you need to find a monster, 466 00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:10,252 you've come to the right place. 467 00:19:10,339 --> 00:19:12,036 I have a little secret of my own. 468 00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:16,127 I'm a monster researcher! [laughs] 469 00:19:16,214 --> 00:19:17,999 - [chuckles] Now who's keeping secrets? 470 00:19:18,086 --> 00:19:19,957 - That's how I met your mom. I love monsters. 471 00:19:20,044 --> 00:19:21,524 Love them so much I even took 472 00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:22,960 your mom's last name when we got married. 473 00:19:23,047 --> 00:19:24,919 - I need to know all about that, 474 00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:26,659 but after we find Cleo. 475 00:19:26,746 --> 00:19:27,965 - Ecto-tracker. 476 00:19:28,052 --> 00:19:29,793 Mummy-thermal print finder. 477 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,013 Ah, a monster mimicker might be of use. 478 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,492 [monster mimicker growling] 479 00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:34,450 - Ew. 480 00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:38,410 [sniffing] 481 00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:41,326 [gasps] This way! 482 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:44,373 - [sighs] 483 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,114 No one's paying attention. [phones chiming] 484 00:19:46,201 --> 00:19:47,550 Headmistress Bloodgood says 485 00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:50,683 I can't curse monsters into following me, 486 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,686 but she didn't say anything about humans. 487 00:19:53,773 --> 00:19:55,775 - Uh-uh. [chirps] 488 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,474 - By the power of Horus, 489 00:19:58,561 --> 00:20:01,390 I, Cleo de Nile, 490 00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:02,739 bring upon this crowd 491 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:07,222 a mummy's curse. 492 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,180 - Nice special effects. - Is that a mummy? 493 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,791 - Um, isn't revealing the existence of monsters 494 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,793 to humans a big no-no? 495 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,708 - Oh, she'll be expelled, for sure. 496 00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:16,883 And I'll get in trouble 497 00:20:16,971 --> 00:20:18,233 for bringing her undead carcass here. 498 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,974 We have to get Cleo away from those people 499 00:20:20,061 --> 00:20:21,192 before the curse gets worse. 500 00:20:23,368 --> 00:20:24,848 [gasps] 501 00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:29,200 [grunts] 502 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,334 - [gasps] 503 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,120 [scarabs chirping] 504 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:45,434 - [gasps] 505 00:20:45,521 --> 00:20:48,132 [all scream] 506 00:20:49,568 --> 00:20:51,222 - I cannot handle this! 507 00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,485 - [sighs] 508 00:20:53,572 --> 00:20:56,010 Cleo, remember the whole talk we had, 509 00:20:56,097 --> 00:20:57,881 or did you leave your ear jar at school? 510 00:20:57,968 --> 00:20:59,535 - Oh, hey, Clawdeen, can we push pause 511 00:20:59,622 --> 00:21:01,232 on whatever you were about to say? 512 00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:02,842 I was just about to get a whole beast-batch 513 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,974 of new followers. 514 00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:05,149 - Cleo, you got to believe me, 515 00:21:05,236 --> 00:21:06,542 the human world expert here, 516 00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,500 that humans are not into being cursed. 517 00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:10,502 You'll, uh, get unfollowed for that. 518 00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:13,549 - What? I didn't know. I wanted them to like me. 519 00:21:13,636 --> 00:21:15,942 - Then you need to get out of total curse territory. 520 00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:19,511 Why don't you go with my dad and I'll take care of this? 521 00:21:19,598 --> 00:21:22,166 - Oh, I'm telling you. She's a real mummy! 522 00:21:22,253 --> 00:21:24,125 - That's right. A real mummy. 523 00:21:24,212 --> 00:21:26,518 [monster mimicker growling] 524 00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:29,869 [gasps] - Were you faking it Clawdeen? 525 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,002 - No, of course not. 526 00:21:32,089 --> 00:21:34,831 You saw a real mummy. The realest. Tell everyone. 527 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,399 - As if! You can't fool us. 528 00:21:37,486 --> 00:21:39,575 It was just some marketing stunt. 529 00:21:39,662 --> 00:21:41,229 I'm deleting the pics. 530 00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:44,797 You will not get a #ad from us. 531 00:21:44,884 --> 00:21:47,017 - Cleo realized that followers aren't what it's all about, 532 00:21:47,104 --> 00:21:48,540 so she went back to school 533 00:21:48,627 --> 00:21:50,455 to work on her bonds with her real boos. 534 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,849 But I stayed since Dad and I had a lot to catch up on. 535 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:56,418 And, that's how I do my journal for Mrs. O'Shriek's class. 536 00:21:56,505 --> 00:21:59,595 - So I just push this button to hear it back? 537 00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:01,945 - So here's who I think is totally cute. 538 00:22:02,032 --> 00:22:03,425 Aah! No, no, no, no, no! 539 00:22:03,512 --> 00:22:04,948 Not that one! Stop! [grunts] 540 00:22:05,035 --> 00:22:06,254 - Ooh... 541 00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:10,780 [upbeat spooky music] 542 00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:17,482 ? ? 543 00:22:17,532 --> 00:22:22,082 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37787

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