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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,880 I can hear its heartbeat. 2 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,460 Who do you think this baby's gonna be? 3 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,740 Striker for La U. 4 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,020 (SANTI LAUGHS) 5 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,120 Climate warrior. 6 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,420 A researcher that cures cancer. 7 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,680 J wants to teach him Spanish. 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,300 We could take them both to Chile. 9 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,140 Hang on. Him? 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,340 Yeah. 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,540 Are you pre-gendering our baby? 12 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,900 No, you're the one who said striker for La U. 13 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,160 Excuse me, there is a woman's team. 14 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,280 True. 15 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,700 It's just crazy to me 16 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,860 that every human life 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,660 starts like this. 18 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:02,940 It's the most universal human thing, but it's... 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,500 ...but it's so strange 20 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,420 and magical at the same time. 21 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,860 - One more big push. - (WOMAN SCREAMS ON VIDEO) 22 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960 (OLY GASPS) 23 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,180 Oly! You can't keep looking at this. 24 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,380 Holy fuck! 25 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,540 (NEWBORN CRIES ON VIDEO) 26 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,640 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 27 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,900 (LINE RINGS) 28 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,100 (BEEP!) 29 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,140 Mum, where the hell are you? 30 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,740 Where is she? 31 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,100 - OLY: I don't know. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 32 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,860 Oh, finally! 33 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,820 ANGIE: Yeah, I told you I'd be here. 34 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,220 - OLY: At 10:00. - Yeah. 35 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,460 I called you, like, six times. 36 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,820 I was at the radiologist. 37 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,140 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 38 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,540 ANGIE: It was just a normal check-up, 39 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,820 except I was being interrupted by phone calls 40 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,580 from my daughter all the time. 41 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,300 Well, what if it was urgent? 42 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,580 What? 43 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,060 Um, I'm definitely in pre-labour, 44 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,540 and we have to rehearse my birth plan. 45 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,580 ANGIE: What? I didn't think you had a birth plan. 46 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,060 In fact, I recall you saying 47 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,580 that you thought a birth plan was a doomed fiction 48 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,780 pushed upon women by the medical patriarchy 49 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,340 and the pain-denying natural birth movement, 50 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,860 which sets women up for failure either way. 51 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,900 Correct. And that is why I've made a decision tree instead. 52 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,260 It's a decision support model 53 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,060 stepping through the key juncture points in the labour, 54 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,200 optimising outcomes from a range of divergent scenarios. 55 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,020 And to think that it happened without warning 56 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,280 in the back of an ambulance last time. 57 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,300 The key thing is you keep your phone on 58 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,780 and you're here when labour starts, OK? 59 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,580 - Do you understand? - Mm-hm. 60 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,260 You are here when the labour starts. 61 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,360 I will be here. 62 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,620 Alright, Dad and Edith or Bowie will watch Jacinda, 63 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,420 Santi will drive us to the hospital, 64 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,300 and he will also update the family group chat. 65 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,400 Do we have a family group chat? 66 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,400 I added you. 67 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,660 It's gonna be fine. 68 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,500 You're gonna be fine. The baby's gonna be fine. 69 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,380 You're gonna be in a safe place with good doctors 70 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,480 and nothing will go wrong. 71 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,300 And you've done this before. 72 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,420 Can you stop reminding me of that? 73 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,060 - ANGIE: Mm-hm. - J: Mum? 74 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,460 What's Shauna going to do when you have the baby? 75 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,620 What do you mean? 76 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,420 When you quit your job. 77 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,660 You can't work after you have the baby. 78 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,660 What? J, we're not in 'The Handmaid's Tale'. 79 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,260 J, what? That's insane. Where did you hear that? 80 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,360 YouTube. 81 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,200 Ooh! 82 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,300 - What's happening? - (OLY MOANS) 83 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,060 OK, we need to go right now. 84 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,580 OLY: Ooh! 85 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,660 (OLY MOANS) 86 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,020 Are you sure? 87 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,180 They said pre-labour can last a few days. 88 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,740 I am having this baby 89 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,900 in a properly staffed and fully equipped maternity hospital, 90 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,840 and not in a moving vehicle on the way there. 91 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,160 - OK? - We're gonna go. 92 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,920 Ooh. 93 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,820 SANTI: Ready, J? 94 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,620 (OLY GRUNTS) 95 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:01,980 SANTI: Good. You're doing great. 96 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,660 - You're doing amazing, OK? - Ooh! 97 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,900 BOWIE: Oh, mustn't forget the raspberry leaf tea. 98 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,820 - (OLY GROANS) - How are you feeling? Good? 99 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,340 SANTI: OK? Keep breathing. 100 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,020 BOWIE: Oh! Ooh, Rosa's candle. 101 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,820 SANTI: Hey, where's Dom? 102 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,100 Uh, he's... He will be here any second. 103 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,300 SANTI: OK, J, do you want to grab the car keys? 104 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,100 - I'll get it, I'll get it! - Thank you, Boz. 105 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,380 DOM: I'm here! I'm here, everyone! 106 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,220 It's OK, I'm here. You alright, darling? 107 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,900 Santi, have you updated the group chat? 108 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,080 Yep, I'll do that now. Thank you, Boz. 109 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,180 (OLY GROANS) 110 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,500 DOM: Deep breaths, deep breaths. 111 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,100 - OK. Everybody ready? - Ooh. 112 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,860 Let's go! 113 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,540 - (MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) - I got your phone. 114 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,300 DOM: You got this, you got this. 115 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,780 Ooh! 116 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,620 - Go, Mum. - Ooh! 117 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,620 Go get 'em, tiger. 118 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,820 SANTI: Thank you. Mwah! Love you. 119 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:42,940 - Love you. - Love you. 120 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,580 Thank you. OK, baby, you're doing great. 121 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,260 - Love you. Good luck. - Hey. 122 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,620 Ah! 123 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,820 Ohhh! 124 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,460 (GENTLE MUSIC) 125 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,560 (SIGHS) Here we go again, huh? 126 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,420 Hector, mi vida. 127 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,860 Has visto el encendedor? 128 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,340 It's time. They're going in. Oly and Santi. 129 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,460 What? OK, I'll get the candle. 130 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,860 (GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES) 131 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,960 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 132 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,020 OLY: What if it's posterior? 133 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,660 I read that the baby can actually twist 134 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,900 the wrong way during labour. 135 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,020 Could you check that? 136 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,100 MIDWIFE: Not to worry. 137 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,420 Everything's looking good. 138 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,660 Baby's heart rate is strong. 139 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,340 We're only 2cm dilated. 140 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,500 OK. 141 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,600 Mucous plug hasn't even come out yet. 142 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,660 Since your waters haven't broken yet, I'm gonna... 143 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,940 Yeah, what about if the contractions are closer? 144 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,580 Well, they've actually stopped since we got here. 145 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,140 OK, when was the last one? 146 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,180 In the car. 147 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,540 And how long ago was that? 148 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,640 45 minutes or so. 149 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,540 Mm. It could happen. 150 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,860 Is there something wrong? 151 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,620 No. No, it's all fine. 152 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,900 You're healthy, you're young. This is a low-risk pregnancy. 153 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,380 You're just not quite ready yet. 154 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,100 - Oh! - SANTI: OK. 155 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,560 OK. So... do we just wait here? 156 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,460 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 157 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,100 (BOTH SIGH) 158 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,380 (MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) 159 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,480 False alarm. 160 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,100 ARIEL: Remember when I held out 161 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,260 because I was convinced if I went in early, 162 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,540 they were gonna induce me. 163 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,740 - I wouldn't budge. - Yes. I do remember that. 164 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,340 And you were a pain in the arse. 165 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,440 Hey! 166 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,900 ARIEL: Aww, honey, you OK? 167 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,180 Yeah. 168 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,540 - Oh, it's alright. - (CHUCKLES) 169 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,640 It's alright. It's gonna happen. 170 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,740 - Somehow. - (CHUCKLES) 171 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,840 OK. 172 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,540 Mmm. 173 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,180 J: Where's the baby? 174 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,260 It's, uh, not long now, J. 175 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,780 J: Why is it taking ages? 176 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,880 SANTI: It's coming soon. 177 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,820 Uh, so if nothing's happening now, 178 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,580 I might just go to Edie's. 179 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,780 SANTI: OK, no worries. Thanks, Angie. 180 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,880 - ANGIE: See ya. - SANTI: 'Bye. 181 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,320 ANGIE: 'Bye. (KISSES) 182 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,080 (FRONT DOOR OPENS) 183 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,420 (FRONT DOOR SHUTS) 184 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:20,100 Oo-oo-ooh! 185 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:24,460 (CROAKILY) Ahhhhhhh-oh! 186 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,940 Ahhhhhh! 187 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,460 SANTI: Ol? 188 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,660 Whoa, hey, hermano. 189 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,660 - All good? - I thought you were Oly. 190 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,900 Oh, no, no, no, no. 191 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,820 She's on a, uh, labour-inducing walk with Reema. 192 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,740 I told her to try the Aztec maze shape, 193 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,820 but she said it was unscientific. 194 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,940 So whatever. 195 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,300 Aztec? 196 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,800 Yeah. Hey, big day today, huh? 197 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,780 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 198 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,700 Opening night of my extended run. 199 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,340 OK. 200 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,900 Do you reckon Dad'll come this time? 201 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,660 - I don't know, man. - Hey, Santi, I'm kidding. 202 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,980 I know it's Oly's due date. 203 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,080 - Do you? - Yeah. 204 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,060 Te amo, hermano. 205 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,160 You'll be great. You're a rock. 206 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,940 Thanks, bro. 207 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,060 - Maybe just keep it down a bit. - Yeah. 208 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,500 'Cause there's other people living here. 209 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,780 Yeah, that's true, that's true. 210 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:12,980 Lots of love. 211 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:17,320 (SOFTLY) Awwww-whoa-awwww! 212 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,940 - One, two. - Oh, yeah. 213 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,540 - Hold the pads for three. - Three. 214 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,820 (VINCE GRUNTS) 215 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,900 How's that new living situation? 216 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,100 Yeah, it's good. 217 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,420 - It's fun living with them. - Yeah? 218 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,900 Talia's a bit down at the moment. 219 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,700 - One, two, three. - They haven't found a donor yet. 220 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,500 Are you gonna do the donor thing again? 221 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,140 No, not me. Not me. 222 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,460 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 223 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,380 Agh! How about you, though? 224 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,420 Ready for the little baby? 225 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,140 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah? 226 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,180 More than ready, man. 227 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,180 I'm feeling really good about it. 228 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,800 I've done all the research, the calm baby classes. 229 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,820 Oly printed out all these sheets for me from work. 230 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,760 I'm feeling like, you know... 231 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,660 ...I missed the first one, but I'm not gonna miss the next one. 232 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,020 It's good, and I want to do it right, you know? 233 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,140 Look, just be ready for anything. 234 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,380 - Of course. - Yeah. 235 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,060 - It's like a fight, you know? - Yeah, exactly. 236 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,660 Don't know what's gonna be thrown at you. 237 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,900 Exactly. Exactly. 238 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,180 Yeah. Like... like, what type of... 239 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,740 - You really wanna know? - Yeah. 240 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,020 - Yeah? - OK. 241 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,060 Dude, I've seen dads faint. 242 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,500 Yeah, right. 243 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,620 Have panic attacks, spew, even. 244 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,140 - Ooh. - Yeah. 245 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,240 Any tips? 246 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,100 It's a pretty low bar, really. 247 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,980 Just, uh, you know, don't... don't sleep through it all. 248 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,380 - Mmm. - Don't say dumb shit. 249 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,820 - I know you won't. - No, no, no. 250 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,460 Some dads get tired of the... 251 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,860 ...you know, how long it all takes. 252 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,180 Right. 253 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,420 So I had one guy go, 254 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,260 "I played the last quarter with a knee sprain. 255 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,860 "How hard can it be?" 256 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,180 - What a fuckwit. - I know, right? 257 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,300 His wife's laying there 258 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,780 after a 30-hour labour, covered in blood. 259 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,880 - Blood? - Yeah. 260 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,820 - Yeah. - Like, a lot of blood? 261 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,140 Yeah. 262 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,740 Head to toe, bro. 263 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,540 But, uh, no worries. You guys will be fine. 264 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,060 - Yeah. - Uh, I'll take the... 265 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,140 I'll take this. 266 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,340 - Ready? - Yeah. 267 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,140 And it's like I'll drop something on the floor, 268 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,740 and it won't even be worth the trip 269 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,380 until there are several things down there. 270 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,660 (REEMA SCOFFS) 271 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,600 It's just amazing you weren't aware of it the first time. 272 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,060 Remember you said it was like a demon alien 273 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,160 bursting out of your body? 274 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,860 Yes. I did say that. 275 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,960 Are you scared? 276 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,360 Oh, Ol. 277 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,500 It's OK. 278 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,700 My nan says that women's bodies are designed to give birth. 279 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,380 OK, that's a little bit like saying 280 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,740 that birth is the only thing 281 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,300 that the female human is good for. 282 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,380 You know that's... 283 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,820 And designed by who? 284 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,920 Big head. 285 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,980 Tiny hole. 286 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,780 That's not exactly an award-winning design, is it? 287 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,020 Uh... 288 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,660 And I already gave birth, 289 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,760 and it was terrifying. 290 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,320 I'm sorry, Ol. 291 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,820 I'm sorry. (SIGHS) 292 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,340 I just keep thinking about everything that can go wrong. 293 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,020 Well, maybe you should stop reading the internet. 294 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,620 Why would I do that? 295 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,600 Shall we keep it going? I need to pee. 296 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,860 REEMA: Please move. 297 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,740 I am busting! 298 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,380 OLY: Oh, dude. 299 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,400 I pee, like, a hundred times a day. 300 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,500 - OLY: Oh. - Here. 301 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,900 - OLY: Hello. - Hi. 302 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,180 - Hi. - Hi. 303 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,860 Um... is... 304 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,960 Is Reema here? 305 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,540 Is that OK? 306 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,940 Yeah. It's not weird. 307 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,420 I didn't say weird. 308 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,940 Is it good? 309 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,260 (TAP RUNS) 310 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,600 (MUFFLED CONVERSATION) 311 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,740 - (MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) - VINCE: Yeah. 312 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:45,740 Like I said, it's fine. 313 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,780 Of course. It's whatever. 314 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,340 (INHALES SHARPLY) 315 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,180 Uh, you know what? I think... 316 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,980 I think I gotta go, anyways. 317 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,820 (TYPES ON PHONE) 318 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,220 VINCE: Um... Shit. 319 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,780 I think I forgot my phone upstairs. 320 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,500 SANTI: That is crazy. 321 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,020 This guy took a 40-minute conference call. 322 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,100 What? 323 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,340 During labour. 324 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,440 Did he? 325 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,020 You alright, uso? 326 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,020 - Yeah. Of course. Yeah. - OLY: Reema's here. 327 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,120 (LIQUID POURS) 328 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,380 Oh. 329 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,260 Are you trying to avoid her, or...? 330 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,300 Of course not. Why would I do that? 331 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,340 (MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) 332 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,660 VINCE: Clearly, she's the one 333 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,940 trying to avoid me. 334 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,260 You know what? 335 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,420 I'm gonna have to go for real this time. 336 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,020 (VINCE INHALES SHARPLY) 337 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,820 - (MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) - (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 338 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,820 You know, Vince is right. 339 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,400 The bar is really low. 340 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,240 I think I'm gonna be fine. 341 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,420 (PHONE KEYPAD CLICKS) 342 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,520 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 343 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,780 The doorbell is broken. 344 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,500 Oh, is nice. 345 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,020 You're back together. 346 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,460 BOTH: We're not back together. 347 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:00,860 Why not? You are the perfect couple. 348 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,960 I was just gonna leave. 349 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,520 After you. I was gonna leave too. 350 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,520 - After you. - OK. 351 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,920 (PHONE CHIMES) 352 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,220 OLY: Severe internal bleeding. 353 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,660 Potentially fatal complications. 354 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,780 Sharp abdominal pain. 355 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,020 Vaginal bleeding. 356 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,620 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 357 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,220 Vaginal bleeding? 358 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,860 (INHALES SHARPLY) Ooh! 359 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,960 Oh! 360 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,420 Santi! 361 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,020 - (SIREN WAILS) - What's happening? 362 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,580 What's happening? 363 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,540 - Now, what's your name? - Um, Oly. 364 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,380 - Oly? - What the fuck is happening? 365 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,820 Now, when... when's your due date? When are you due? 366 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,500 Oh, today. 367 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,220 OK, now, is this your first child? 368 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,260 Yeah, it's my second. (PANTS) 369 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,700 Here, take this. It'll help. 370 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,040 (PANTS AND WHEEZES) 371 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,920 (SIREN CONTINUES WAILING) 372 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,580 Uh-oh. 373 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,980 What?! (PANTS) 374 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,380 Have you been eating soft cheese? 375 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,580 (CHILLING MUSIC) 376 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,260 (VOICE DISTORTS) Don't worry. 377 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,520 Women's bodies are designed to have babies. 378 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,260 - (OMINOUS THUD) - Oh! 379 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,180 Bad natal outcomes correlate with poor maternal efforts. 380 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,340 (TUTS) 381 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,980 It's never too early to start your Kegels. 382 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,080 Squeeze, release. Squeeze, release. 383 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,820 - (SQUELCHING) - Oh! 384 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,220 Oh, that's where that was. 385 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,820 What?! Why... 386 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,920 Why... why is that there? 387 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,940 (BLITHELY) I had a drug-free home birth, 388 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,480 and I was back at yoga the next day. 389 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,260 You're making it all about you. (WAILS) 390 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,620 Estoy tomando el tiempo de tus contracciones. 391 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,060 (HEARTBEAT THUDS) 392 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,980 - Mum! - Don't politicise this. 393 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,380 It's gonna be fine. 394 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,580 Mum! 395 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,300 Agh! 396 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,580 (VOICE ECHOES) It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 397 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,620 What? 398 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,860 Hello? 399 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,960 OLY: What is going on? 400 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,220 Oh! (GROANS) 401 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,660 Are you OK? 402 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,940 OK, we need to go right now. 403 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,540 - I can feel the pressure. - OK. 404 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,300 - The head engaging. - That's OK. 405 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,660 - Ooh! - Hands on your ribs. 406 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,980 - Ooh! - Breathe in through your nose. 407 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,180 Shut up, Santi. 408 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,060 INSTRUCTOR: Check in with your partner. 409 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,060 (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS) 410 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,160 How does it feel for her? 411 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,840 Maintaining the breath. 412 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,300 (PHONE BUZZES) 413 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,180 INSTRUCTOR: Lifting your left hand. 414 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,660 ANGIE: Yes? 415 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,660 (ANGIE GASPS) 416 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,500 OK, darling. Right now?! 417 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,420 (PARTICIPANTS WHISPER) 418 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,980 ANGIE: Oh, sorry. 419 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,500 Um, we've got to go. 420 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,980 INSTRUCTOR: Uh, keep the focus. 421 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,180 ANGIE: Sorry. 422 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,740 (PARTICIPANTS WHISPER AND SIGH) 423 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,180 My daughter's... 424 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,620 (WHISPERS) ..giving birth. 425 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,780 INSTRUCTOR: Coming back to the practice. 426 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,300 SANTI: Here we go. They're here. 427 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,460 (BREATHES HEAVILY AND GROANS) 428 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,220 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 429 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,020 - (OLY GRUNTS) - SANTI: OK. 430 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,720 Hey, are you good to walk to the car? 431 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,800 - Take a few deep breaths. - Ooh! 432 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,980 SANTI: OK, let's go. Come on. 433 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,260 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 434 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,360 (OLY GROANS) 435 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,380 SANTI: Yep. Just watch the kerb. 436 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,700 ANGIE: Edie, are you gonna stay? 437 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,460 - Can you stay with J? - EDITH: Yeah. 438 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,020 ANGIE: Oh, your mum's gonna be alright, darling. 439 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,500 - EDIE: Alright. - (OLY GROANS) 440 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,940 - EDIE: OK. Good luck, guys. - OK. Bye-bye. I love you. 441 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,460 ANGIE: I'll text you from the hospital. 442 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,300 SANTI: OK. 443 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,580 - (ENGINE STARTS) - So exciting! 444 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,680 - SANTI: Let's go. - ANGIE: 'Bye! 445 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,040 (EXPECTANT MUSIC) 446 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,800 - I'll get the candle. - TALIA: Yes! 447 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,680 (MATCH STRIKES) 448 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,820 I've got your playlist and the UE Boom. 449 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,340 Dom. 450 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,380 Well, the first music they hear may terraform its brain. 451 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,500 - Sorry, darling, but are you OK? - Yeah. 452 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,140 So your cervix is only at 3cm. 453 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,740 - What?! - And your water's... 454 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,100 I know it's time! 455 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,580 And your waters haven't broken. 456 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,900 OLY: I can feel it. 457 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,100 Please don't send us home. 458 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,580 Trust me, I can feel it! 459 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,020 I can feel the pressure! 460 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,180 Ohh! 461 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,980 Oh! 462 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,080 (DOOR OPENS) 463 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,320 (TENSE MUSIC) 464 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,480 - (METALLIC CLANK) - Ol? 465 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,060 (TOILET FLUSHES) 466 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,760 (DOOR CLICKS AND CREAKS) 467 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,220 We can go home now. 468 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,320 Just a poo. 469 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,240 Ohhh! 470 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,060 I feel like I've been pregnant forever. 471 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,180 All my entire life. 472 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,620 Oh, that would be the world record 473 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,380 for the longest pregnancy ever. 474 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,940 Like the elephants. 475 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,020 Or is it the whales that have the endless gestation? 476 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,660 - Hey, babe? - Hmm? 477 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,740 If you make another comment about whale gestation, 478 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,820 I'm gonna hit you with something sharp and hard. 479 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,420 No, you won't. 480 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,020 You can barely walk up the stairs. 481 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,120 (BOTH LAUGH) 482 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,020 (OLY LAUGHS) 483 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,320 (TENDER MUSIC) 484 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,460 You know, everything's gonna be OK. 485 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,660 OLI: Mm. 486 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,420 We're gonna have a beautiful baby boy. 487 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,820 Oh, you are so sure it's a boy? 488 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,920 I know it. 489 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,060 I did read that having sex can bring on labour. 490 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,660 Oh. 491 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,760 If you wanted to try that? 492 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,140 J: Mama? 493 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,240 Can I sleep here? 494 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,060 Ah, J, I...I think probably not. 495 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,600 Yeah, it's OK. Come. Come, baby. 496 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,160 (SANTI SIGHS) 497 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,440 Is this the last time it's going to be just us? 498 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,220 (ALL GIGGLE) 499 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,020 - Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! - (J GIGGLES) 500 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,220 VIDEO: We're preparing for a high-risk caesarean section. 501 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,620 The mother has been in labour for several hours. 502 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,620 - (KNOCK AT DOOR) - Complications have arisen. 503 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,680 There's concern over fetal distress. 504 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,980 Hi. 505 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,080 So, where is it? 506 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,900 Where is the... Oh, the baby? 507 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,180 In my belly. 508 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,380 - Oh. - Yeah. 509 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,580 Marcus said you went to the hospital. 510 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,540 I did. Twice. 511 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,500 - Oh. - Still inside. 512 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,780 Doesn't she want to meet her Auntie Shauna? 513 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,380 (SHAUNA LAUGHS) 514 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,380 Well, I guess I'll take these back, then. 515 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,420 - Oh. - You know... 516 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,820 No. Wow. 517 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,300 That one's from Phil and Lil. 518 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,060 Um, this one's from me. 519 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,860 Um... Is this a work planner? 520 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,140 No, it's a, um, scrapbook 521 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,060 for you to put your memories of the kids in and stuff. 522 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,100 Yeah. 523 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,660 Aww. 524 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,780 Shauna, that's really thoughtful. 525 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,220 I just thought of the nerdiest thing 526 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,660 that I could get a mother, so... 527 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,980 Don't you want to come and meet your Auntie Shauna? 528 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,020 Your mummy needs to come back to work. 529 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,460 Oh, Shauna, technically, I still have... 530 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,560 - No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. - Oh. 531 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,540 I was kidding, obviously. 532 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,340 Take your time. 533 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,900 You know, family's important. 534 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,420 Phil and Lil taught me that. 535 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,580 VIDEO: ..carefully navigate through layers of tissue. 536 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,260 Also, you've got, like, nine months until the next campaign. 537 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,060 Which is technically enough time to have another baby. 538 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,620 - But let's not. (LAUGHS) - No. That's... 539 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,740 Yeah. 540 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,860 - J: Ugh! - (SHAUNA SIGHS) 541 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,540 - Would you like a cup of tea? - Um... 542 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,740 - (J SOBS AND SCREAMS) - Is she alright? 543 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,340 OLY: Oh, J! 544 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,540 (VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING) 545 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,540 Ohh. 546 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,540 ...you hear their first cries. 547 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,860 OLY: Sorry. 548 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,180 (NEWBORN CRIES ON VIDEO) 549 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,360 Yeah, um... I'll let you deal with that. 550 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,660 Two? Oh! 551 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,700 Good luck. 552 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,800 See ya. 553 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,900 Hey, baby. It's OK. It's just... 554 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Ooh. 555 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,180 Why did you let me see that?! 556 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,220 Um... I'm sorry, J. 557 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,940 I hate the way you parent! 558 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,900 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 559 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,340 J: I want Grangie. 560 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,380 (OLY MOANS) 561 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,940 J... (MOANS) 562 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,740 She's a better mum than you. 563 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,500 You're the worst! 564 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,600 Mm-hm. 565 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,840 ANGIE: Come on, J. 566 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,740 Come on. 567 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,840 We're gonna have a Grangie-J day. 568 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,680 Come on. Ohh! What should we do? 569 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,680 Should we go and have some dumplings? 570 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,080 Or what about we go to the dog park? 571 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,300 Actually, you know what? 572 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,340 There is a place that I like to go 573 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,060 when I am feeling a bit overwhelmed. 574 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,060 Should we go and do that? 575 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,160 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 576 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:27,560 Mummy told me that you saw a video that upset you. 577 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,660 Do you want to talk about that? 578 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,300 Is Mummy going to die? 579 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,300 Hmm. I don't think so. 580 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,860 (OLI GROANS LOUDLY) 581 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,300 SANTI: OK. Now, breathe. 582 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,700 - (GROANS) - Just breathe. 583 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,220 - Ahhh. - You're doing great, Ol. 584 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,300 Ohh! 585 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,900 You're doing really, really good. 586 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,260 (GASPS) 587 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,500 There you go. 588 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,940 How long now? 589 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,980 Um... 590 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,780 Wait, did I lap it before? 591 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,580 - (OLY PANTS) - Um... 592 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,060 - What do you mean, the last one? - Yeah. 593 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,980 It can't have been eight minutes, can it? 594 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,540 Did I start on the hour? 595 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,900 So... 596 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,780 So, four minutes? 597 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,780 I thought we were supposed to go to the hospital 598 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,980 five minutes apart. 599 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,060 No, we're supposed... 600 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,060 Y-yes! Yes! 601 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,060 We're supposed to go to the hospital at five minutes apart. 602 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,060 OK, we have to go to the hospital right now! 603 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,860 - Hey. Hey, hey, hey, it's OK. - OK. 604 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,580 Let's go, come on. 605 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,100 Um, call Mum. 606 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,260 OK. 607 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,820 - (PHONE KEYPAD CLICKS) - (LINE RINGS) 608 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,340 Come on. 609 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,920 (PHONE BUZZES) 610 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,380 OLY: No, I need Mum. 611 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,860 - OK. - I need Mum. 612 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,860 Hey, it's OK, Ol. It's OK. It's gonna be fine. 613 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,580 - I've got you. - OK. 614 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,980 We're gonna go to the hospital now. 615 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,080 I'm gonna grab the bag, OK? Just wait here. 616 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,940 - That's pretty embarrassing. - (LAUGHS) 617 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,060 Farting all the way. 618 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,660 - (BLOWS RASPBERRIES) - (GIGGLES) 619 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,900 (ANGIE LAUGHS) 620 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,940 That's what happens when you're pregnant. 621 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,380 J: Mm-hm. 622 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,860 And the first one was perfect. 623 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,380 And it was in the bath. 624 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,020 You can have a baby in a bath? 625 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,260 Yeah. 626 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,100 Everything went really well. 627 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,220 I just thought I was a total legend. 628 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,740 And then the second one was the worst thing ever. 629 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,020 Everything that could go wrong went wrong. 630 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,260 I was in labour for 24 hours. 631 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,380 Late epidural, posterior birth, 632 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,740 episiotomy, forceps. 633 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,020 What are forceps? 634 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,700 Eh... 635 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,800 I'll tell you when you're older. 636 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,780 But was Mummy the bad one? 637 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,420 (LAUGHS) Yes! 638 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,740 Shh! Shh, shh, shh! 639 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,220 You cannot tell her 640 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,380 because she's very competitive with Uncle Bowie. 641 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,620 - Yeah, she is. - (WHISPERS) Don't tell her. 642 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,720 - Yeah. - (LAUGHS) 643 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,860 (J LAUGHS) 644 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,960 I was there when you were born. 645 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,380 Your poor Mum. 646 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,300 She was very... surprised. 647 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,300 Because I was born in a toilet? 648 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,980 No, you were born in an ambulance. 649 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,820 And you came out and you were perfect! 650 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,140 (ANGIE LAUGHS) 651 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,140 Birth's scary, but it is a superpower. 652 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,300 I'd rather be able to fly. 653 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,700 (LAUGHS) 654 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,860 Would you, now? 655 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,980 J: Mm-hm. 656 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,580 But does it mean I have to do it? 657 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,060 Because I'm a girl? 658 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,500 Does it mean I have to? 659 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,660 Well, you live in a country where you get to choose. 660 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,940 What? 661 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,860 No. You don't have to do it. 662 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,340 That's good. 663 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,440 (LAUGHS) 664 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,100 - J: Aah! - (ANGIE CHUCKLES) 665 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,740 J: Stop. 666 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,840 (J GIGGLES) 667 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,780 - (GROANS) - SANTI: We're good. 668 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,340 - Oh! - (FLUID GUSHES) 669 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,420 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 670 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,620 My waters just broke! 671 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,620 (OLY GROANS) 672 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,980 SANTI: OK. 673 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,620 SANTI: Let's go. We're gonna go. Let's go. 674 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,140 - (OLY GROANS LOUDLY) - We're gonna go. 675 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,660 - OLY: Oh! Oh! Oh! - OK. 676 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,940 - (OLY GROANS) - Right. 677 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,900 - (GROANS) - SANTI: What the fuck? 678 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,260 (GROANS LOUDLY) 679 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,060 I swear I put them right here. 680 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,980 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 681 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,380 (OLY GROANS) 682 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,980 Honey, I can't find the keys. 683 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,500 I can't do this! I can't do this! I can't do this! 684 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,540 It's OK. OK, Ol. Ol, you need to stay calm. 685 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,700 OLY: Oooh! Oh! I can feel it! 686 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,380 SANTI: OK, stay calm. 687 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,700 (GROANS) 688 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,020 SANTI: It's OK, Oly. 689 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,020 No, no. 690 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,700 - (SANTI MUTTERS) - (KEYS CLINK) 691 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,940 SANTI: I put them... (OPENS CABINET) 692 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,100 I swear that... 693 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,660 (CLOSES CABINET) 694 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,540 SANTI: I put them right here. They were right here. 695 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,180 OK, just think. 696 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,280 (AUDIENCE CHATTERS) 697 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,900 (PHONE CHIMES) 698 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,220 (MESSAGE ALERT RINGS) 699 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,520 (AUDIENCE CHATTERS) 700 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,460 REEMA: This time, right? 701 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,560 RAKIM: Inshallah. 702 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,280 (BOTH BLOW) 703 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,100 - (TALIA CHOPS FOOD) - (MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) 704 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,280 Are we lighting another candle? 705 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,940 I changed my mind. 706 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,220 - About the candle? - (BOTH LAUGH) 707 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,880 About... being your donor. 708 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,580 Wait. So you'll do it? 709 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,220 You guys are my family. 710 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,900 - TALIA: Wait. So you'll do it? - I'll do it. 711 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,100 (TALIA LAUGHS) 712 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,340 No! 713 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,020 - VINCE: Yes. - (ARIEL SQUEALS) 714 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,180 TALIA: Oh, my God. (LAUGHS) 715 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,260 ARIEL: Yes! 716 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,980 - (WATER SPRAYS) - Ooh! (LAUGHS) 717 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,900 (LAUGHS) This is so fun! 718 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,580 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 719 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,660 (ANGIE LAUGHS) 720 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,340 (GROANS PAINFULLY) 721 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,760 Oh, fuck! 722 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,460 - (BOTTLES CLINK) - Oh, fuck! 723 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,620 (GROANS) 724 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,340 OK, let's go. Come on, Oly, let's go. 725 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,500 It's too late! 726 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,860 No, no, no, no. No, Oly, not like this. 727 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,100 Here we go! 728 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,180 (WATER WHOOSHES) 729 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,020 Oh, my God. 730 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,700 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 731 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,880 (WATER ROARS) 732 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,380 - (GROANS) - SANTI: OK. I've got you. 733 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,420 (OLY PANTS) 734 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,660 (GROANS) Get a towel! Blanket! 735 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,160 (OLY GROANS) 736 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920 (GROANS) 737 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,400 (ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 738 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,220 SANTI: I got it. 739 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,780 (OLY GROANS) 740 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,060 (OLY CRIES) 741 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,580 - (OLY GROANS) - (SANTI GRUNTS) 742 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,160 (ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 743 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,700 (OLY GROANS) 744 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,800 (OLY SOBS) 745 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,260 (WATER PATTERS) 746 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,360 (ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 747 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,020 Oh. 748 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,320 (OLY SOBS AND PANTS) 749 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,000 (ETHEREAL VOCALISATIONS) 750 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,300 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 751 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,180 It's alright. (INHALES) 752 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,280 I'm ready. 753 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,680 FALLING JOYS: ? Take me home 754 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,960 ? Lock it up 755 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,160 ? Take me home 756 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,200 ? Lock it up 757 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,080 ? Take me home 758 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,040 ? Lock it up 759 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,880 ? Take me home 760 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:26,620 ? Lock it up 761 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,500 ? It's a sign 762 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,180 ? When you're around... ? 763 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,200 (SONG FADES) 764 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:38,800 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50452

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