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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,844 --> 00:00:10,664 2 (PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES) 2 00:00:10,764 --> 00:00:13,944 OLY: Oh, my God, Shauna. Please stop. 3 00:00:14,044 --> 00:00:17,143 SANTI: Yeah, it's, like... It's kinda bothering me a little bit. 4 00:00:17,243 --> 00:00:19,943 This is, like, my first big commission 5 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:21,343 and nobody's even gonna see it. 6 00:00:21,443 --> 00:00:22,543 Not that I want them to. 7 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:24,143 But now I gotta meet this new furry 8 00:00:24,243 --> 00:00:25,743 and who knows what he's gonna be like. 9 00:00:25,843 --> 00:00:28,023 What's a good meet-a-furry shirt? 10 00:00:28,123 --> 00:00:29,583 He'll be hilarious. 11 00:00:29,683 --> 00:00:32,543 (LAUGHS) Obviously the capybara T-shirt. 12 00:00:32,643 --> 00:00:33,742 SANTI: Really? 13 00:00:33,842 --> 00:00:36,122 It's a little unprofessional, don't you think? 14 00:00:37,402 --> 00:00:39,302 What do I wear to be invisible to my boss 15 00:00:39,402 --> 00:00:42,062 who's in a bad mood and it's like... she's possessed. 16 00:00:42,162 --> 00:00:44,182 Isn't she always like that? 17 00:00:44,282 --> 00:00:47,182 Uh, she's been emailing me since 4am. 18 00:00:47,282 --> 00:00:48,742 (SNIFFS) She's on a rampage. 19 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:51,661 (SIGHS) You should quit. I've told you that. 20 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,341 Why don't you quit? 21 00:00:53,441 --> 00:00:54,941 'Cause of da money! 22 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:56,981 Well, then maybe we've gotta suck it up. 23 00:00:57,081 --> 00:00:59,261 Just be grateful. 24 00:00:59,361 --> 00:01:01,541 - Mm-hm. - Deep breath. 25 00:01:01,641 --> 00:01:03,861 JACINDA: Mum, do you know where my pirate socks are? 26 00:01:03,961 --> 00:01:05,901 They're exactly where you left them! 27 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:07,420 (PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES) 28 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,380 Ooh, it's happening. 29 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,940 (PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES) 30 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,040 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 31 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,880 What did I miss? Any public executions? 32 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:29,219 Well, she, uh, ripped the comms team a new one 33 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:30,779 for not emptying the dishwasher. 34 00:01:30,879 --> 00:01:32,419 And I'm pretty sure I saw 35 00:01:32,519 --> 00:01:34,219 one of the planning managers crying in a meeting. 36 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,319 So, yeah, pretty standard. 37 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:40,338 Why is she like this? What... is wrong with her? 38 00:01:40,438 --> 00:01:42,338 Oly, just put your head down and do the work. 39 00:01:42,438 --> 00:01:44,438 Remember, don't argue with her. 40 00:01:45,518 --> 00:01:47,518 Nice to see you roll up, eh? 41 00:01:48,318 --> 00:01:50,898 Must be great having kids. Make your own schedule. 42 00:01:50,998 --> 00:01:52,538 Show up late, go home early. 43 00:01:52,638 --> 00:01:54,578 Work from home. Whatever you want, hey? 44 00:01:54,678 --> 00:01:56,537 Marcus was here at 7:00. 45 00:01:56,637 --> 00:01:58,297 I was speaking to IT about 46 00:01:58,397 --> 00:01:59,977 how to make pages on the new intranet. 47 00:02:00,077 --> 00:02:02,097 Just like you asked me to. 48 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:03,537 I don't remember asking you that. 49 00:02:03,637 --> 00:02:05,337 (PHONE RINGS) 50 00:02:05,437 --> 00:02:07,437 Oh, for fuck's sake! 51 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:11,697 If you want, I could introduce you to Fernando, my bean guy. 52 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,796 Please don't do that. 53 00:02:14,596 --> 00:02:18,756 DOM: Now, this is pure rainwater... 54 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:22,356 ...for the ozone. 55 00:02:25,596 --> 00:02:27,056 How long does it take? 56 00:02:27,156 --> 00:02:28,656 (SIGHS) Three hours. 57 00:02:28,756 --> 00:02:31,615 Yeah, you can't rush a piece of art, mate. 58 00:02:31,715 --> 00:02:33,495 Worth the wait. 59 00:02:33,595 --> 00:02:37,415 Can you just give me the bloody Bitcoin so I can go to work? 60 00:02:37,515 --> 00:02:39,415 I can't physically give it to you, mate. 61 00:02:39,515 --> 00:02:40,855 That's the point of the password. 62 00:02:40,955 --> 00:02:42,655 That's why I asked you to write it down. 63 00:02:42,755 --> 00:02:45,935 Yeah, and I know I said I wrote it down, 64 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,614 but I didn't write it down, so... 65 00:02:48,714 --> 00:02:51,854 Well, luckily for you, I wrote it down - 66 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,294 on a card 67 00:02:53,394 --> 00:02:55,374 in the pocket of my jeans. 68 00:02:55,474 --> 00:02:58,434 - Do you mean your blue jeans? - Yeah. 69 00:02:59,434 --> 00:03:00,334 They are in the wash. 70 00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:02,094 But... 71 00:03:02,194 --> 00:03:03,933 But you checked the back pocket, yeah? 72 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:06,033 Before you washed them? 73 00:03:06,993 --> 00:03:09,333 You always check the back bloody pocket! 74 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:10,653 Jeez! 75 00:03:10,753 --> 00:03:12,953 Don't do that! You can't turn it off until it's done! 76 00:03:14,553 --> 00:03:16,813 - Front-loader bullshit! - TIM: Stop doing that! 77 00:03:16,913 --> 00:03:18,373 - Two hours?! - You're gonna make it worse. 78 00:03:18,473 --> 00:03:20,052 Guys, calm down. There's no need to fight. 79 00:03:20,152 --> 00:03:21,452 It's just a couple of hundred bucks. 80 00:03:21,552 --> 00:03:23,692 Uh, mate, it's not just a couple of hundred bucks. 81 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:25,252 I feel like it crashed. 82 00:03:25,352 --> 00:03:27,532 - It's, like, nearly 50 grand. - 50 grand! 83 00:03:27,632 --> 00:03:29,812 It did crash. And then it peaked. 84 00:03:29,912 --> 00:03:32,732 It crashes and peaks every hour. It's like a set of waves. 85 00:03:32,832 --> 00:03:35,092 It's probably gonna be worthless by the time this cycle's over! 86 00:03:35,192 --> 00:03:36,891 TIM: I don't think we can turn it off! 87 00:03:36,991 --> 00:03:37,891 BOWIE: What do we do? 88 00:03:37,991 --> 00:03:40,431 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 89 00:03:43,551 --> 00:03:46,071 (GATE SQUEAKS) 90 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,710 (EXHALES STRONGLY) 91 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:03,630 (DARK MUSIC) 92 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,209 SANTI: Hey. 93 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:11,969 I'm Santi. 94 00:04:12,069 --> 00:04:13,449 You are... 95 00:04:13,549 --> 00:04:15,549 (GRUFFLY) Jeffurry. 96 00:04:24,949 --> 00:04:26,368 (CLEARS THROAT) 97 00:04:26,468 --> 00:04:28,468 Just... 98 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:38,848 It's a really nice place you have. 99 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:40,848 (CLOCK CHIMES) 100 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,067 Just... around? 101 00:04:44,227 --> 00:04:46,227 Do you want me to go up or... 102 00:04:50,747 --> 00:04:52,747 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 103 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,547 We're gonna go... down? 104 00:05:01,826 --> 00:05:03,826 Yeah. Sure. 105 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:15,385 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 106 00:05:20,705 --> 00:05:22,085 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Fucking... 107 00:05:22,185 --> 00:05:24,345 (LAUGHS) 108 00:05:25,465 --> 00:05:26,645 Your face. 109 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:28,285 I'm Jeff. I was just messin' about. 110 00:05:28,385 --> 00:05:30,205 - Oh. - Don't be scared. 111 00:05:30,305 --> 00:05:32,304 (CHUCKLES) 112 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:36,924 Um... so where are you thinking? 113 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:38,764 For the piece. 114 00:05:38,864 --> 00:05:41,084 Right. Yep. 115 00:05:41,184 --> 00:05:43,184 So... 116 00:05:45,064 --> 00:05:46,284 - ...I'm thinking... - Uh-huh. 117 00:05:46,384 --> 00:05:49,083 ...of getting rid of my angry dead dad painting. 118 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,603 I want something that celebrates me on the wall. 119 00:05:51,703 --> 00:05:53,283 OK, yeah. Of course. 120 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:54,803 Um... 121 00:05:54,903 --> 00:05:56,683 So are you thinking about, like, 122 00:05:56,783 --> 00:05:58,923 sort of where the painting is 123 00:05:59,023 --> 00:06:00,323 or what are you... 124 00:06:00,423 --> 00:06:02,203 I mean, the whole wall. 125 00:06:02,303 --> 00:06:03,683 Go the ceiling as well. Why not? 126 00:06:03,783 --> 00:06:05,782 You know, Sistine Chapel style. 127 00:06:07,342 --> 00:06:09,762 So, um, that's a pretty big job. 128 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:14,442 Um, how much are you thinking of spending? 129 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:18,482 TIM: $49,942. 130 00:06:18,582 --> 00:06:21,761 Yeah, no, I just... I've... I've gotta take a personal day. 131 00:06:21,861 --> 00:06:24,201 Yeah, no, it's this whole, um... 132 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,081 ...family emergency type scenario... 133 00:06:27,181 --> 00:06:29,181 ...thing. 134 00:06:30,261 --> 00:06:32,261 Yeah, thanks, Jagdev. 135 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,461 Alright. 136 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,700 TIM: Nice. 137 00:06:55,539 --> 00:06:59,559 Maybe... maybe don't unpeel it. You know, it could rip. 138 00:06:59,659 --> 00:07:01,559 Do you want me to dry it? In the oven? 139 00:07:01,659 --> 00:07:03,079 I saw a documentary on the 'Titanic' 140 00:07:03,179 --> 00:07:05,759 where they bring things up and they put it in trays of water. 141 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,859 - Great idea. - Yeah? 142 00:07:09,059 --> 00:07:11,418 Ready? Moving on. 143 00:07:15,218 --> 00:07:17,218 (SIGHS) OK. 144 00:07:20,138 --> 00:07:21,798 Yes. Yes, yes! 145 00:07:21,898 --> 00:07:23,598 Ah, shit. 146 00:07:23,698 --> 00:07:26,198 Alright, OK. I need to write that down. Wait one sec. 147 00:07:26,298 --> 00:07:28,237 DOM: Fuckin' corner bit's peeled off. 148 00:07:28,337 --> 00:07:30,537 It's got 16 digits and we're missing... 149 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:32,637 We need six more. 150 00:07:32,737 --> 00:07:34,917 OK, guys, it's in your brain somewhere. 151 00:07:35,017 --> 00:07:37,957 We just have to access it. Is it letters or is it numbers? 152 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,157 - Letters. - Numbers. 153 00:07:39,257 --> 00:07:40,797 - Numbers. - Letters. 154 00:07:40,897 --> 00:07:41,797 - Letters. - Numbers. 155 00:07:41,897 --> 00:07:43,197 TIM: OK, focusing. 156 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,596 If it is numbers, it's probably a date. 157 00:07:45,696 --> 00:07:47,876 Well, it was my 21st. It could be my birthday. 158 00:07:47,976 --> 00:07:50,356 DOM: You're a genius. Get the laptop. 159 00:07:50,456 --> 00:07:53,456 OK, we've got seven tries and then you're locked out forever. 160 00:07:56,056 --> 00:07:57,276 (ALL GROAN) 161 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:58,956 OK, that actually wasn't my birthday. 162 00:07:59,056 --> 00:08:00,276 - That was Oly's birthday. - Sorry, mate. 163 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,475 It's just the stress of it all. Let me put your... 164 00:08:02,575 --> 00:08:04,575 Let... let me. Look. 165 00:08:06,775 --> 00:08:08,435 (ALL GROAN) 166 00:08:08,535 --> 00:08:10,435 Maybe it's my birthday. You think? 167 00:08:10,535 --> 00:08:12,535 TIM: Maybe. 168 00:08:14,575 --> 00:08:15,995 (ALL GROAN) 169 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,234 - Mum. - Yes. Definitely Mum. 170 00:08:18,334 --> 00:08:20,614 - Is she October? - Yep. 171 00:08:24,894 --> 00:08:26,674 - Oh, guys, come on! - I told you! 172 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:27,834 Three more tries. 173 00:08:27,934 --> 00:08:30,234 (SHAUNA SINGS) ? Shauna's in a good mood! 174 00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:33,234 ? So she got everybody doughnuts 175 00:08:33,334 --> 00:08:35,593 ? Doughnuts in the kitchen today! ? 176 00:08:35,693 --> 00:08:38,913 Everyone, I am in love with all of you. 177 00:08:39,013 --> 00:08:41,313 You can all work from home tomorrow. 178 00:08:41,413 --> 00:08:43,353 And free high-fives in my office, 179 00:08:43,453 --> 00:08:44,953 if you're looking for 'em. 180 00:08:45,053 --> 00:08:47,053 Love you! 181 00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:52,192 - (MARCUS SCOFFS) - Doughnuts of guilt. 182 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:54,292 Probably poisoned. 183 00:08:55,132 --> 00:08:57,232 - You gonna have one? - Yes! 184 00:08:57,332 --> 00:08:59,592 - Are you? - Pff! No. 185 00:08:59,692 --> 00:09:02,612 I'm disabled enough. Good luck, though. 186 00:09:06,692 --> 00:09:09,711 So I left my corporate job to start my own business 187 00:09:09,811 --> 00:09:11,911 so I don't have to hide who I truly am. 188 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,191 So, yeah, I'm just looking for 189 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,671 an amazing piece of art that, uh... 190 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:17,031 SANTI: I'm sorry. Go on. 191 00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:20,271 ...showcases my true fursona, you know what I mean? 192 00:09:20,371 --> 00:09:22,671 Well... (SIGHS) Look, man, it's really... 193 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,290 ...whatever you feel will represent you. 194 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,630 Maybe it's me getting my OAM. 195 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:32,510 OK, yeah. What's that? 196 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:34,270 - Order of Australia. - Wow. 197 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,310 - You... you have one of those? - Not yet. 198 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,750 But I'm, yeah, going to. Definitely. 199 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:40,349 It's just a matter of time, so... 200 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:42,029 Oh, you know what? 201 00:09:42,129 --> 00:09:45,149 Maybe it should be like Shane Warne's mural, but instead, 202 00:09:45,249 --> 00:09:47,469 it's me and a bunch of other famous people as furries. 203 00:09:47,569 --> 00:09:49,589 You know? (SMACKS LIPS) 204 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,029 All over the place. 205 00:09:51,129 --> 00:09:52,309 - OK. - You know what I mean? 206 00:09:52,409 --> 00:09:55,149 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, who would you want? 207 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:56,868 The Pope. 208 00:09:56,968 --> 00:09:58,308 The Rock. 209 00:09:58,408 --> 00:10:00,348 Whoever, you know what I mean? 210 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,428 You've seen Warnie's mural, right? 211 00:10:02,528 --> 00:10:03,588 SANTI: I'll google it. 212 00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:05,748 Best worst painting ever! 213 00:10:05,848 --> 00:10:07,848 VINCE AND SANTI: Mmm. 214 00:10:08,248 --> 00:10:10,908 How have I never seen this before? 215 00:10:11,008 --> 00:10:13,427 I don't wanna criticise another artist's work. 216 00:10:13,527 --> 00:10:16,207 Like, they were probably just doing what he asked for, but... 217 00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:18,587 He didn't even ask for Batman, bro. 218 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,187 I don't know, bro, I kinda like it. 219 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,987 Do you think you can drop me in there? 220 00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:23,587 What do you think should be my fursona? 221 00:10:23,687 --> 00:10:26,147 Maybe you just need to find something to love about the job. 222 00:10:26,247 --> 00:10:27,947 VINCE: Yeah. I find something to love 223 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,347 about every baby I help get born. 224 00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:31,626 A lot of people would love to be getting paid 225 00:10:31,726 --> 00:10:33,466 to explore their artistic side. 226 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,986 If we had one. 227 00:10:35,086 --> 00:10:38,186 Well, I would love to be doing work that I believe in. 228 00:10:38,286 --> 00:10:39,746 Like some other people. 229 00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:42,066 Look, it's a few days. You get paid... 230 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,226 No, it's not days. It's weeks. 231 00:10:44,326 --> 00:10:45,506 The wall's massive. 232 00:10:45,606 --> 00:10:47,105 And he offered me a really good rate. 233 00:10:47,205 --> 00:10:48,585 Oh, well, there you go. 234 00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:50,685 That's something to love about it. 235 00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:54,505 (SIGHS) 236 00:10:54,605 --> 00:10:57,105 We are moving through a tunnel. 237 00:10:57,205 --> 00:11:00,545 We are going back in time. 238 00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:05,684 Think about buying the Bitcoin. 239 00:11:07,004 --> 00:11:10,644 Why did you buy the Bitcoin? 240 00:11:12,044 --> 00:11:14,104 I wanted to buy something significant 241 00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:16,264 for Bowie's 21st birthday. 242 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:18,364 (MYSTICAL MUSIC) 243 00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:23,963 When I was 21, I got my first car. 244 00:11:27,443 --> 00:11:30,523 Then I realised Bowie's not a car person. 245 00:11:36,242 --> 00:11:39,802 But I wanted him to feel the way that car made me feel. 246 00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:43,602 I loved that car. 247 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:48,082 I thought perhaps... 248 00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:51,802 ...he could use the money to see the world. 249 00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:56,241 Walk the Santiago trail. 250 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,821 Whatever it was, I wanted him to feel 251 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:01,921 the way that car made me feel. 252 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:05,381 And by the time... 253 00:12:05,481 --> 00:12:08,061 ...he knew what he wanted to do with the money, 254 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,160 that perhaps the Bitcoin... 255 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,200 ...might be worth something. 256 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,920 Whatever it was... 257 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:22,400 ...I just wanted him to feel the way the car made me feel. 258 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,119 (MUSIC STOPS) 259 00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:30,199 I know what it is. 260 00:12:30,759 --> 00:12:32,339 It's my licence plate! 261 00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:35,739 - You only have two... - D-T-Y... 262 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,079 ...1-4-6. 263 00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:41,639 (BEEPS) 264 00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:44,018 - We're in! - Yes! 265 00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:45,138 Yes! 266 00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:47,658 50 thousand bucks? 267 00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:49,018 No. 268 00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:52,698 No, it's dropped three grand already. 269 00:12:52,798 --> 00:12:55,458 Bowie, uh, download this app 270 00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:58,278 and cash this in immediately. 271 00:13:18,476 --> 00:13:20,836 (ENIGMATIC MUSIC) 272 00:13:38,995 --> 00:13:40,695 MAN IN VIDEO: ..total dollars that you want to invest 273 00:13:40,795 --> 00:13:43,535 and not the number of coins you want to buy. 274 00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:48,374 And this... this is my personal, private, red-hot tip. 275 00:13:48,474 --> 00:13:52,454 This is my... my secret key to investing and winning. 276 00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:54,694 Hold no more... 277 00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:57,454 (SNORES SOFTLY) 278 00:13:57,554 --> 00:14:00,754 Using my strategy, I've made five times my initial... 279 00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:07,333 Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about, 280 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:10,653 you know, what we talked about last time we met. 281 00:14:10,753 --> 00:14:13,113 Let me know what you think of something like that. 282 00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:16,533 (CHUCKLES) Yeah! 283 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,133 That looks good! 284 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,453 That's... good. 285 00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,772 (CUCKOO CLOCK CHIRPS) 286 00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:23,892 You're not in... You're not into it? 287 00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:26,852 It's not my thing but, um... 288 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,972 ...if you're into it, that's what matters, right? 289 00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:32,372 Yeah. Okey-dokey. 290 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,392 Kinda want the artist to be excited about the work, though. 291 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,131 What even is cyber money? 292 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:41,491 - Oh! - Isn't it a scam? 293 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,091 Does it even really exist? 294 00:14:43,191 --> 00:14:47,211 Uh, yeah, I'm gonna mansplain this to you, Mum. 295 00:14:47,311 --> 00:14:52,571 Cyber money is no less real than the imaginary money 296 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:53,931 you're playing with on your phone. 297 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,770 Money exists because people believe in it, right? 298 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,210 Crypto's no different. 299 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,130 Isn't it bad for the environment? 300 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,330 You know, there are a lot of smart people 301 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:04,730 working on resolving that problem with renewables. 302 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:08,050 And I mean, really, it's the banks and the stock markets, 303 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,890 they're the ones that are invested in fossil fuels. 304 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:12,089 They're the ones that are protecting the status quo. 305 00:15:12,189 --> 00:15:14,189 (WHISPERS) This is the future. 306 00:15:15,029 --> 00:15:16,929 I wanna help you and Edie invest. 307 00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:20,409 Even if I had lots of money lying around, 308 00:15:20,509 --> 00:15:23,589 I wouldn't invest in something that makes no sense. 309 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,129 But it's good to see you excited about something. 310 00:15:27,229 --> 00:15:28,808 - Hey, Boz. - Yeah? 311 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:30,648 Did you end up selling that crypto? 312 00:15:30,748 --> 00:15:32,248 I heard it was worth, like, 50 grand. 313 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,688 I, uh... I diversified my portfolio. 314 00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:37,328 I'm... I'm part of a community of 315 00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:40,048 paradigm-shifting visionaries at the moment, yeah. 316 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:44,008 You know, if you're interested, you can follow me @cryptobrowie. 317 00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:46,887 - I'm not supporting that. - (LAUGHS) What a surprise. 318 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,567 Yeah, go and be a sad little no-coiner, Ol. 319 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,487 See how far you get with that. 320 00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:53,487 Alright, you big, boring crypto fascist. 321 00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:55,007 - (PHONE RINGS) - I, uh... 322 00:15:55,107 --> 00:15:58,507 Yeah, I have to, uh, go and make some trades. 323 00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:03,046 Did he just say he's gonna make a trade? 324 00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:04,446 (SNICKERS) 325 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,706 - Wow. - (PHONE RINGS) 326 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,965 - Hi, Shauna. - Hey, Oly. Where are you? 327 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,605 You said that I could work from home. 328 00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:23,925 Don't remember saying that. Everybody else is here. 329 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,165 - Marcus is here. - OK. I'll come straight in. 330 00:16:26,265 --> 00:16:27,365 I don't know why you think 331 00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:28,765 you deserve some kind of special treatment. 332 00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:29,885 I don't think that. 333 00:16:29,985 --> 00:16:31,285 I'm glad that you don't think that, 334 00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:32,505 'cause you're nothing fuckin' special, alright? 335 00:16:32,505 --> 00:16:34,044 You're barely above average. 336 00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:35,804 Excuse me, you are being a bully 337 00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:38,284 to my sweet and lovely adult child 338 00:16:38,384 --> 00:16:39,684 who works very hard for you. 339 00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:41,244 I'm gonna have to set some boundaries. 340 00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:42,764 Thank you so much, Mum, 341 00:16:42,864 --> 00:16:44,724 for coming to the rescue for little baby Oly. 342 00:16:44,824 --> 00:16:48,044 Wow. This behaviour is not OK. 343 00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:50,144 - God! - Mum! 344 00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:53,443 No job is worth being treated like that, 345 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:55,083 being spoken to like that. 346 00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,243 - She was being a bully. - You are! 347 00:16:57,343 --> 00:16:58,483 (MUTTERS) Oly. 348 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,683 You can get another job in five seconds. 349 00:17:00,783 --> 00:17:02,283 Stop being silly. 350 00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:04,383 (SCREAMS) You're silly! 351 00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:07,922 No, you've gotta stand up for yourself. 352 00:17:08,022 --> 00:17:08,922 (DOOR SLAMS) 353 00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:10,522 Wait, so he said he liked your work 354 00:17:10,622 --> 00:17:11,722 and then you quit? 355 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,122 Because you said that I should quit 356 00:17:13,222 --> 00:17:15,222 if I couldn't find something to love about the job. 357 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:17,842 Great. 358 00:17:17,942 --> 00:17:19,962 Now I'm probably gonna be fired 359 00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:22,362 and we'll have to live with interfering Mum forever - yay! 360 00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:24,681 I didn't like how he was telling me how to draw. 361 00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:27,001 Like, I wouldn't tell him how to be a CEO. 362 00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:28,401 Well, did you tell him your ideas? 363 00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,321 No, because I didn't have any ideas, Oly. 364 00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:31,881 It was a stupid job. 365 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,921 I fully support your decision to throw away 8 grand 366 00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:36,081 for artistic integrity, but you do sound a bit judgey. 367 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,181 I have to go to work. 368 00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:41,380 (PHONE RINGS) 369 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,140 - (KNOCKS) - SHAUNA: What? 370 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,640 I'm so, so sorry 371 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,240 about my mum hanging up on you. 372 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,600 It's actually her that has no boundaries. 373 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,559 She didn't hang up on me. I hung up on her. 374 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,719 I've done that myself many times. 375 00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:01,439 Oly, why aren't you working yet? 376 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,339 I mean, you're here at work and yet... 377 00:18:06,139 --> 00:18:08,739 ('PRIVE' BY GENO CARRAPETTA) 378 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,417 Hmm! 379 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,957 SANTI: Look, man, I'm... 380 00:18:39,057 --> 00:18:40,877 I'm really sorry that I wasn't getting into it. 381 00:18:40,977 --> 00:18:42,357 I just... 382 00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:44,717 I'm still getting used to working with clients 383 00:18:44,817 --> 00:18:49,236 and I don't think I had the right attitude of, um, 384 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,876 you know, like, collaboration. 385 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:52,976 And I feel like if I can... 386 00:18:56,976 --> 00:18:58,796 I know you think the whole furry thing's weird. 387 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,296 Yeah, look, I think it's weird. 388 00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:05,555 But, man, everybody's weird, right? 389 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:08,675 My family think I'm weird 'cause I'm an artist 390 00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:11,775 but I don't fit in the art scene 'cause I'm not weird enough. 391 00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:15,355 Look, I know I wasn't hyped about the work, 392 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,595 but I've had some ideas. 393 00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:19,794 And if you don't like it, it's fine. 394 00:19:19,894 --> 00:19:22,334 But can I show you? 395 00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:27,674 OK. So... 396 00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:30,434 I don't think Jeffurry should be 397 00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,534 part of the crowd, stuck in the corner. 398 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:36,733 I think Jeffurry should be the star. 399 00:19:40,093 --> 00:19:42,093 Nobody puts Jeffurry in a corner. 400 00:19:44,573 --> 00:19:46,553 Like, he got rejected from his family 401 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,753 but then accepted by a community of people 402 00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:52,353 who, like, love him for who he is, you know? 403 00:19:52,453 --> 00:19:54,672 So they get fur-secuted by the 'normies' 404 00:19:54,772 --> 00:19:55,672 for being different. 405 00:19:55,772 --> 00:19:57,272 Sounds like you really bonded. 406 00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:58,832 Yeah, we did. 407 00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,832 He showed me the furries that he follows 408 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,872 and it's actually a really creative community. 409 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,952 That's, like, what I really resonated with. 410 00:20:05,052 --> 00:20:08,872 Like, they're not based on any existing IPs - not like cosplay. 411 00:20:08,972 --> 00:20:10,071 Is it a sex thing? 412 00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:11,551 No. Well... 413 00:20:11,651 --> 00:20:14,111 That's what everyone always asks, and Jeffurry thinks 414 00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:15,631 everyone should just mind their own business. 415 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,591 I'm really happy that you found something to love about it. 416 00:20:18,691 --> 00:20:20,711 Yeah. It feels good, you know? 417 00:20:20,811 --> 00:20:23,391 And also the money! 418 00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:25,551 Yeah, and the money's pretty good. 419 00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:26,710 (OLY LAUGHS) 420 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:27,990 BOWIE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 421 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,910 Yeah, my dude, my dude, 422 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,870 yeah, that's all very well and good. 423 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:33,870 Like, I'm gonna put you onto something really, really cool. 424 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,390 This is opportunity-of-a- lifetime kinda stuff right here. 425 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:38,590 If you're just not up to it, then that's fine, dude. 426 00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:41,190 You know, you can be a bitch all your life if you want 427 00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,509 or you can make it count now, know what I'm saying? 428 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,589 ('105' BY SLOAN PETERSON) 429 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,709 SHAUNA: I'll fucking do it myself then, I suppose! 430 00:20:48,809 --> 00:20:49,989 (DOOR SLAMS) 431 00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:52,089 Ohh! 432 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:54,909 I...I haven't heard of that one. Let me find a pen. 433 00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:57,229 SHAUNA: I fucking hate it here! Fuck everyone! 434 00:20:57,329 --> 00:21:01,708 ? No, I don't need this 435 00:21:01,808 --> 00:21:04,468 ? I don't want to... ? 436 00:21:04,568 --> 00:21:06,848 (LAUGHS) 437 00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:09,148 God! 438 00:21:09,248 --> 00:21:11,248 The fucking bathroom. 439 00:21:12,288 --> 00:21:13,188 Ahhh! 440 00:21:13,288 --> 00:21:15,667 (CACKLES) 441 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:16,987 Go! 442 00:21:17,087 --> 00:21:21,067 ? Lack of devotion 443 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:23,167 ? Now. ? 444 00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:28,787 SHAUNA: OK, so I need you to do whatever you need to do 445 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,907 to get these researchers across the line, OK? 446 00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:34,146 Charm them, schmooze them... bake them a fucking cake. 447 00:21:34,246 --> 00:21:37,866 Ooh, I have a gluten-free black sesame banana bread recipe. 448 00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:40,026 It doesn't sound good, but everyone loves it. 449 00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,666 Sounds like shit. 450 00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:43,346 - Um... - MAN: Actually... 451 00:21:43,446 --> 00:21:45,066 Uh... meeting adjourned. 452 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,586 MAN: What was all that about this morning? 453 00:21:46,686 --> 00:21:48,785 - Sorry, can you just calm down? - You got a fucking nerve! 454 00:21:48,885 --> 00:21:50,985 SHAUNA: And I know you're angry and you should be angry. 455 00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:53,185 - After all I do for you! - OK, I know. I'm sorry. 456 00:21:53,285 --> 00:21:55,385 And you do do a lot and I know that, so... 457 00:21:55,485 --> 00:21:57,705 - MAN: Do you understand me? - SHAUNA: Yes, I do. I get that. 458 00:21:57,805 --> 00:22:00,465 - (MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) - Sorry, OK? I'm really sorry. 459 00:22:00,565 --> 00:22:03,065 If I ever hear you use that tone of voice with me again... 460 00:22:03,165 --> 00:22:05,244 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (SOBS) 461 00:22:08,164 --> 00:22:09,904 And then she thought she'd hung up 462 00:22:10,004 --> 00:22:11,824 and I heard her and Brett have, like, 463 00:22:11,924 --> 00:22:13,924 a full-on screaming fight. 464 00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:17,164 Do you know him? 465 00:22:17,524 --> 00:22:18,744 What's he like? 466 00:22:18,844 --> 00:22:20,844 He's a dick. 467 00:22:21,683 --> 00:22:23,683 Shauna can do better. 468 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,383 Do you like her? 469 00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:28,343 (SCOFFS) No. 470 00:22:28,443 --> 00:22:30,443 (MARCUS TYPES) 471 00:22:31,843 --> 00:22:34,183 I'm gonna go and talk to her and see if she's OK. 472 00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:36,183 Don't do that. 473 00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:37,663 Oly. 474 00:22:37,763 --> 00:22:39,762 (TYPES RAPIDLY) 475 00:22:42,682 --> 00:22:44,182 - Hey, Shauna. - What? 476 00:22:44,282 --> 00:22:45,902 OLY: Um... 477 00:22:46,002 --> 00:22:47,142 (PHONE CHIMES) 478 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:50,542 I was just wondering how you're going. 479 00:22:50,642 --> 00:22:52,642 Is everything alright? 480 00:22:55,201 --> 00:22:57,181 Oh, my God. Yeah. 481 00:22:57,281 --> 00:22:59,301 I'm fine. I don't, um... 482 00:22:59,401 --> 00:23:01,061 We're not friends, OK? 483 00:23:01,161 --> 00:23:03,781 I know I came to your wedding. Thanks for the invite. 484 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:06,861 Um, but I don't wanna sit around and join your fucking book club 485 00:23:06,961 --> 00:23:08,341 or braid your hair or... 486 00:23:08,441 --> 00:23:09,901 I'm not part of a book club. 487 00:23:10,001 --> 00:23:11,860 - (PHONE BUZZES) - I have no time to have fun. 488 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,220 I just wanna let you know that I'm here. 489 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,820 - Mmm. - I know that you're... 490 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,300 (CHORTLES) 491 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,500 OK. 492 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,540 I just wanna let... 493 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,380 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 494 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,020 (PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES) 495 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,180 Oh, my... Fuck! 496 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,059 (PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES) 497 00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:30,419 Fuck! Ugh! 498 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:32,379 (GRUNTS) 499 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,479 Piece of shit! 500 00:23:35,479 --> 00:23:37,479 (SIGHS) 501 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,359 Can you get me a new phone? 502 00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:44,938 No. 503 00:23:45,038 --> 00:23:46,978 - I'm not gonna do that. - SHAUNA: OK. 504 00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:48,378 I'm gonna go home. 505 00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:50,418 SHAUNA: Yeah. 506 00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:51,858 - And I'm not gonna come back. - OK. 507 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:53,578 SONG: ? A silver stage 508 00:23:53,678 --> 00:23:56,658 ? Thunder rips against his body 509 00:23:56,758 --> 00:23:59,578 ? Finally escaped the cage 510 00:23:59,678 --> 00:24:02,217 ? My mama warned me the days were long 511 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,057 ? And then she told me... ? 512 00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:06,457 - (MOUTHS SILENTLY) - (FEEDBACK WHINES) 513 00:24:06,557 --> 00:24:08,137 Marcus, get me a new phone. 514 00:24:08,237 --> 00:24:12,237 - (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) - ? Catch a one-way ticket home 515 00:24:13,757 --> 00:24:16,237 ? And know 516 00:24:17,277 --> 00:24:20,136 ? You won't escape it 517 00:24:20,236 --> 00:24:23,456 ? You won't escape him 518 00:24:23,556 --> 00:24:28,936 ? As far as you go 519 00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:32,536 ? The lies will tame you 520 00:24:32,636 --> 00:24:33,976 ? Won't tell 521 00:24:34,076 --> 00:24:37,035 ? For being enough. ? 522 00:24:40,635 --> 00:24:42,715 (BATS CHIRP) 523 00:24:48,675 --> 00:24:49,895 SHAUNA: Surprise! 524 00:24:49,995 --> 00:24:52,334 Here's Johnny! 525 00:24:52,434 --> 00:24:54,294 - I'm kidding. It's me. - Shauna! 526 00:24:54,394 --> 00:24:56,454 Oh, no, is something happening? 527 00:24:56,554 --> 00:24:58,094 Are they starting on the trees now? 528 00:24:58,194 --> 00:25:00,134 No, there's nothing going on with the trees. 529 00:25:00,234 --> 00:25:02,574 - What are you doing? - Why are you even still here? 530 00:25:02,674 --> 00:25:04,674 You know why I'm here. 531 00:25:06,914 --> 00:25:08,413 Connection to land. 532 00:25:08,513 --> 00:25:10,453 Oh... Angie. 533 00:25:10,553 --> 00:25:12,553 (WHISPERS) God, you sound like a fuckwit. 534 00:25:13,393 --> 00:25:14,293 Oh! 535 00:25:14,393 --> 00:25:16,213 Shauna, what are you doing here? 536 00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:18,813 Oh, yes. OK, so, um... 537 00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:20,913 So... 538 00:25:21,393 --> 00:25:23,293 ...I recently got back with my ex, right? 539 00:25:23,393 --> 00:25:26,492 And it's, like, totally toxic. (LAUGHS) 540 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,212 But... 541 00:25:28,312 --> 00:25:32,052 ...I'm kind of... not great with, like, emotions. 542 00:25:32,152 --> 00:25:34,552 And so, like... 543 00:25:35,552 --> 00:25:37,492 ...I've kinda been taking some of those, like, 544 00:25:37,592 --> 00:25:40,611 weird, bad-relationship vibes to work. 545 00:25:40,711 --> 00:25:42,711 Yeah, I noticed. 546 00:25:43,431 --> 00:25:44,491 That's rude. 547 00:25:44,591 --> 00:25:47,971 Um, I would love Oly to come back, right? 548 00:25:48,071 --> 00:25:50,071 And I want to, like... 549 00:25:50,791 --> 00:25:52,291 ...call and apologise and stuff. 550 00:25:52,391 --> 00:25:53,891 Uh-huh. 551 00:25:53,991 --> 00:25:55,691 And I'll be a better boss, you know? 552 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,930 - I swear, like, I really will. - Oh, yeah? 553 00:25:58,030 --> 00:26:00,370 Do you reckon you could put in a good word for me? 554 00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,490 Not until you leave the guy. 555 00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:05,770 Does it... does it change if you know that he's got 556 00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:07,450 that devil dick? 557 00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:08,730 What? 558 00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:12,250 Like, bad person, good dick, you know? Good sex. 559 00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:14,169 Oh. Yeah, right. 560 00:26:14,269 --> 00:26:17,649 Oh, it's a shame that he's the only person in the world 561 00:26:17,749 --> 00:26:19,749 who's good at that. 562 00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:24,169 I know I came into your tent, but I'm not interested. 563 00:26:24,269 --> 00:26:26,249 - Sorry? - Are you hitting on me? 564 00:26:26,349 --> 00:26:28,349 What? (LAUGHS) No! 565 00:26:30,828 --> 00:26:32,828 You made this weird. 566 00:26:33,428 --> 00:26:34,768 Alright, so I'm gonna go home 567 00:26:34,868 --> 00:26:36,568 to my nice house 568 00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:38,448 that isn't a fucking tent 569 00:26:38,548 --> 00:26:42,128 and break up with my beautiful, beautiful boyfriend. 570 00:26:42,228 --> 00:26:44,168 What's one more failed relationship anyway, hey? 571 00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:45,648 Well, a failed relationship is 572 00:26:45,748 --> 00:26:48,687 being miserable and staying together. 573 00:26:48,787 --> 00:26:51,727 What are you, fucking Oprah? Ugh, God. 574 00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:54,367 Alright, fine. I will break up with him. 575 00:26:54,467 --> 00:26:56,207 Probably have some hot break-up sex. 576 00:26:56,307 --> 00:26:59,247 And then I'll get my mate Kev around to change the locks. 577 00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:01,207 And you know what, actually? 578 00:27:01,307 --> 00:27:02,607 Just by the way. 579 00:27:02,707 --> 00:27:04,566 I actually really love the environment. 580 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,286 And I do have a connection to land. 581 00:27:06,386 --> 00:27:09,126 But I can't change the whole fucking world at once. 582 00:27:09,226 --> 00:27:11,286 - So... - Yeah. 583 00:27:11,386 --> 00:27:12,806 Goodnight. 584 00:27:12,906 --> 00:27:15,566 Oh, zip me in! 585 00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:17,666 (TUTS AND GROANS) 586 00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:21,625 (SIGHS) 587 00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:32,245 (WARM MUSIC) 588 00:27:32,345 --> 00:27:34,545 - Oh, Bowie! - Mum. 589 00:27:35,585 --> 00:27:36,564 Can I come in? 590 00:27:36,664 --> 00:27:38,604 Yes, come in. 591 00:27:38,704 --> 00:27:39,964 What's going on? 592 00:27:40,064 --> 00:27:41,964 Oh, you've got your goat shoes on. 593 00:27:42,064 --> 00:27:44,304 Uh, yeah, I, um... 594 00:27:45,304 --> 00:27:46,964 I'm back. 595 00:27:47,064 --> 00:27:49,784 Oh. Where have you been? 596 00:27:50,784 --> 00:27:52,364 I think I got a bit lost. 597 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:55,683 I think that whole cyber money thing 598 00:27:55,783 --> 00:27:57,803 was sort of turning me into somebody 599 00:27:57,903 --> 00:28:00,543 that I didn't... really like. 600 00:28:01,543 --> 00:28:04,683 So I gave all the money to Landcare. 601 00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:06,163 What? 602 00:28:06,263 --> 00:28:08,623 All that money? 603 00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:12,802 Oh, what a beautiful person you are! 604 00:28:12,902 --> 00:28:15,042 Oh, my God, I can't believe I've raised 605 00:28:15,142 --> 00:28:19,362 such amazing, generous, caring kids. 606 00:28:19,462 --> 00:28:20,882 - Mwah! - Stop it. 607 00:28:20,982 --> 00:28:23,162 (CHUCKLES) 608 00:28:23,262 --> 00:28:26,201 Oh, my little Bowie baby goat! 609 00:28:26,301 --> 00:28:27,521 (GIGGLES) Mum! 610 00:28:27,621 --> 00:28:29,441 Stop it, Mum. 611 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,761 ANGIE: I'm so proud of you! 612 00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:33,281 Stop it! 613 00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:37,681 And three, two, one. 614 00:28:37,781 --> 00:28:38,921 Open. 615 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,801 (GASPS) 616 00:28:40,901 --> 00:28:42,900 (LAUGHS) 617 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:47,920 (LAUGHS) What?! 618 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,880 It's better than I could have imagined! 619 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:51,980 It's so amazing. 620 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:55,780 JEFF: I can't believe it. (LAUGHS) 621 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,160 Uh, there is... 622 00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:00,319 ...one other thing that goes with it, 623 00:29:00,419 --> 00:29:01,479 if you like it. 624 00:29:01,579 --> 00:29:03,579 Yeah? 625 00:29:15,059 --> 00:29:16,358 (CHUCKLES) 626 00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:19,938 I thought your dad could have his own secret fursona. 627 00:29:29,778 --> 00:29:31,038 You guys want a photo? 628 00:29:31,138 --> 00:29:34,037 - Yeah. Should we get one? - Yeah, let's do it. 629 00:29:34,137 --> 00:29:36,637 ('WOLF' BY BONES) 630 00:29:36,737 --> 00:29:39,077 And what about a howl? Like in the mural. 631 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,797 (BOTH HOWL) 632 00:29:40,897 --> 00:29:43,197 ? I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf 633 00:29:43,297 --> 00:29:45,357 ? 'Cause the big bad wolf's just a beast 634 00:29:45,457 --> 00:29:47,357 ? You can clench your fists 635 00:29:47,457 --> 00:29:49,796 ? Make your nasty groove 636 00:29:49,896 --> 00:29:51,996 ? But the rhythm that you're hittin' don't move us 637 00:29:52,096 --> 00:29:54,196 ? So we shall not move 638 00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:56,516 ? We do not boogie to the beat 639 00:29:56,616 --> 00:29:58,716 ? In a house of hate 640 00:29:58,816 --> 00:30:01,516 ? The only beat-beat-beat I'll boogie to 641 00:30:01,616 --> 00:30:04,896 ? Is mine, mine, mine, mine, mine 642 00:30:06,775 --> 00:30:08,515 ? I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf 643 00:30:08,615 --> 00:30:10,675 ? 'Cause the big bad wolf's just teeth 644 00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:13,075 ? I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf 645 00:30:13,175 --> 00:30:15,175 ? 'Cause the big bad wolf's just a beast 646 00:30:17,055 --> 00:30:18,995 ? 'Cause the big bad wolf's just teeth 647 00:30:19,095 --> 00:30:21,095 ? I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf 648 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,954 ? Boogie to the beat of your own drum 649 00:30:27,054 --> 00:30:29,154 ? Boogie to the beat of your drum 650 00:30:29,254 --> 00:30:31,354 ? Boogie to the beat of your own drum 651 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:33,454 ? 'Cause if you bang-bang, others will come 652 00:30:35,014 --> 00:30:36,714 ? Boogie to the beat of your own drum 653 00:30:36,814 --> 00:30:38,313 ? Boogie to the beat of your drum 654 00:30:38,413 --> 00:30:40,633 ? Boogie to the beat of your own drum 655 00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:42,913 ? 'Cause if you bang-bang, others will come. ? 656 00:30:42,963 --> 00:30:47,513 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46583

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