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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:09,595 2 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 2 00:00:30,877 --> 00:00:31,818 Ooh-hoo! 3 00:00:31,918 --> 00:00:34,138 It's so sparkly! 4 00:00:34,238 --> 00:00:36,518 JJ, can you please come downstairs? 5 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:38,858 Hey. Sorry. 6 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:40,259 Sorry, I would've done this last night, 7 00:00:40,359 --> 00:00:42,259 but I had to wash it 'cause it was missed. 8 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:44,259 - I said I'm sorry about that. - I said it's fine. 9 00:00:44,359 --> 00:00:46,059 - I'm just doing it now. - J! 10 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:47,420 Where's your hat? 11 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,520 - She lost her hat? - Again. 12 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,380 - OLY: Seriously? - Yep. 13 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,661 Seriously, every morning, that hat is an issue. 14 00:00:54,761 --> 00:00:56,381 - Did you check her bag? - Yep. 15 00:00:56,481 --> 00:00:59,541 Her room? Under the stairs? 16 00:00:59,641 --> 00:01:01,741 - Hey, Ol... - I'm just trying to help. 17 00:01:01,841 --> 00:01:04,002 OK, then, can you maybe not do this right here? 18 00:01:06,482 --> 00:01:07,662 I'm sorry. 19 00:01:07,762 --> 00:01:09,262 I used to make sure she had it 20 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:10,263 in her bag after school. 21 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:11,703 Maybe you should think about that. 22 00:01:11,803 --> 00:01:13,903 - What was that? - You heard me. 23 00:01:14,003 --> 00:01:16,343 OK, I really don't need the back-seat parenting. 24 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,583 "Back-seat parenting"? 25 00:01:17,683 --> 00:01:19,684 Why don't you just go to work? 26 00:01:21,604 --> 00:01:25,024 Mum, Dad, will you marry each other? 27 00:01:25,124 --> 00:01:27,865 - Oh, um... - What's this? 28 00:01:27,965 --> 00:01:31,305 Um, that was hidden. It's my mum's. I wanted it. 29 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:33,025 Why were you hiding it, though? 30 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,186 I wasn't hiding it. 31 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:35,786 You just said you were hiding it. 32 00:01:35,886 --> 00:01:37,826 Well, why are you going through my drawers, huh? 33 00:01:37,926 --> 00:01:39,906 Trying to find my hat. 34 00:01:40,006 --> 00:01:43,067 Can you please get married like Gracie's dads? 35 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:45,627 I need to be a flower girl. 36 00:01:45,727 --> 00:01:47,727 I won't be seven forever. 37 00:01:49,047 --> 00:01:54,008 Ah, J, it's not something that we do. 38 00:01:55,888 --> 00:01:57,189 I think it would be fun. 39 00:01:57,289 --> 00:01:59,229 You do? 40 00:01:59,329 --> 00:02:00,229 Do you? 41 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,349 I do. 42 00:02:01,449 --> 00:02:03,629 Because we love each other, and why not? 43 00:02:03,729 --> 00:02:06,070 Let's put it on the to-do list. 44 00:02:06,170 --> 00:02:08,170 Yes! 45 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:09,950 - (PHONE BUZZES) - Ooh. 46 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:11,750 I think that must be Gracie's dad. 47 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:13,191 There you are. 48 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,751 I'm going to be Mummy's and Papi's bridesmaid! 49 00:02:15,851 --> 00:02:17,351 Oh, wow, that's... 50 00:02:17,451 --> 00:02:19,511 Congratulations! 51 00:02:19,611 --> 00:02:21,612 (WHISPERS) It's a joke. 52 00:02:22,812 --> 00:02:23,712 'Bye, J. 53 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:24,832 OK, well, you guys have 54 00:02:24,932 --> 00:02:25,872 a great day at school. 55 00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:27,972 Love you, puchita. 56 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:30,733 Thanks. 57 00:02:39,054 --> 00:02:40,754 So... 58 00:02:40,854 --> 00:02:45,975 So... were you actually thinking about proposing? 59 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:50,715 Um... 60 00:02:50,815 --> 00:02:54,176 Yeah. I mean, I was... Yeah, I was thinking about it. 61 00:02:57,576 --> 00:03:01,797 But the moment kind of passed. 62 00:03:01,897 --> 00:03:04,057 - You've said no before, so... - We were kids. 63 00:03:05,937 --> 00:03:08,178 - So, do you want me to propose? - No. 64 00:03:09,738 --> 00:03:12,458 I mean, we told J that we would, but she'll forget that. 65 00:03:14,058 --> 00:03:16,139 What would a wedding between us even look like? 66 00:03:17,619 --> 00:03:19,619 Right. 67 00:03:20,179 --> 00:03:21,479 I don't know. 68 00:03:21,579 --> 00:03:24,320 You wear a white dress, Dom would walk down the aisle 69 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:27,000 and then... he'd hand you over to me. 70 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,000 Fuck off! 71 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,260 (LAUGHS) What? 72 00:03:31,381 --> 00:03:33,561 I mean, we'd have to get married in the registry office. 73 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:34,561 We can't afford a wedding. 74 00:03:34,661 --> 00:03:36,741 Registry office. How romantic. 75 00:03:38,021 --> 00:03:39,442 OK, wait, so, hold on. 76 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:42,362 Do you want to get married or...? 77 00:03:42,462 --> 00:03:44,042 I don't know. 78 00:03:44,142 --> 00:03:47,563 You'll have to ask to find out. You're the man. 79 00:03:47,663 --> 00:03:49,663 Uh-huh. 80 00:03:50,183 --> 00:03:52,043 I mean, you'll have to take my last name. 81 00:03:52,143 --> 00:03:54,144 Really? 82 00:03:55,744 --> 00:03:59,344 (PHONE RINGS) 83 00:04:01,264 --> 00:04:02,165 Yes? 84 00:04:02,265 --> 00:04:03,285 I'm not back-seat parenting, 85 00:04:03,385 --> 00:04:04,645 but could you pay the school fees? 86 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,645 They're overdue. 87 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,645 We need to sew patches 88 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:07,805 on J's jujitsu gear. 89 00:04:07,905 --> 00:04:09,005 She's got Jude's birthday on Saturday. 90 00:04:09,105 --> 00:04:10,006 Could you pick something up? 91 00:04:10,106 --> 00:04:11,206 Even if it's just a voucher? 92 00:04:11,306 --> 00:04:12,246 Which one's Jude again? 93 00:04:12,346 --> 00:04:14,406 - Do you need my spreadsheet? - Sure. 94 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:16,806 Is there anything else that you would like me to do today? 95 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:19,207 Uh, have you started the Book Week costume? 96 00:04:19,307 --> 00:04:20,367 The landlord said 97 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:23,207 he'd take $30 off my rent per week for this. 98 00:04:23,307 --> 00:04:25,168 Just for a little bit of extra work. 99 00:04:25,268 --> 00:04:27,128 And you couldn't do it yourself? 100 00:04:27,228 --> 00:04:28,248 Huh? 101 00:04:28,348 --> 00:04:29,768 How's the study going? 102 00:04:29,868 --> 00:04:31,368 Yeah, it's good. 103 00:04:31,468 --> 00:04:33,529 And the Mr Mumming? 104 00:04:33,629 --> 00:04:36,409 I'm not Mr Mum, Dad. 105 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:39,369 Hey, I admire it. 106 00:04:39,469 --> 00:04:40,930 Kids are... 107 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,530 Kids are hard work, mate. 108 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,170 Yeah. Tell me about it. 109 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:49,151 You know, J found Mum's engagement ring this morning. 110 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,891 She wants Oly and I to get married. 111 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,091 (LAUGHS) 112 00:04:53,191 --> 00:04:54,291 Oly wouldn't have that, eh? 113 00:04:54,391 --> 00:04:57,212 Actually, she was kind of into it. 114 00:04:57,312 --> 00:04:58,772 - Really? - Yeah. 115 00:04:58,872 --> 00:05:01,372 Careful they don't turn you into a man like her father. 116 00:05:01,472 --> 00:05:03,892 - What do you mean? - Or her... or her brother. 117 00:05:03,992 --> 00:05:05,613 They're good blokes, Dad. 118 00:05:05,713 --> 00:05:07,713 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 119 00:05:10,193 --> 00:05:11,693 Santi, 120 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:13,734 you're a modern man. 121 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:15,834 That's why you'll make an excellent wife. 122 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:21,135 I'm not a fuckin' wife, Dad. I'm her partner. 123 00:05:21,235 --> 00:05:23,535 Partner? She makes all the money. 124 00:05:23,635 --> 00:05:25,635 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 125 00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:29,776 Mate, I was just joking. 126 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:31,876 - SANTI: Yeah, I know. - MATIAS: Hey, I admire it. 127 00:05:35,797 --> 00:05:36,777 BOTH: Ooh. 128 00:05:36,877 --> 00:05:40,257 Is this, uh, part of your... 129 00:05:40,357 --> 00:05:41,497 'Zen in the Art of Archery'. 130 00:05:41,597 --> 00:05:42,857 Yeah, I've been reading it again. 131 00:05:42,957 --> 00:05:44,858 I've just been trying to get myself centred, you know? 132 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,818 Yeah, I need to do that. It's a great place, man. 133 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:49,138 Thanks, man. 134 00:05:49,238 --> 00:05:52,219 Yeah, I bought it with the money that my dad left me. 135 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:55,819 Oh. Nice work, Dad. (CHUCKLES) 136 00:05:55,919 --> 00:05:57,699 How's your living situation going? 137 00:05:57,799 --> 00:05:59,420 Where do I start? 138 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,780 Ange has moved out while she's doing the tree thing, right, 139 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,621 and let the kids' bloody mate move in. 140 00:06:06,721 --> 00:06:10,741 Now, Vince, admittedly is a nice guy, but... 141 00:06:10,841 --> 00:06:13,541 - It's your house. - Well, half my house. 142 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,262 - So, what are you gonna do? - Oh, goodness knows. 143 00:06:16,362 --> 00:06:19,702 I'll have to rent, I guess, if I can find somewhere. 144 00:06:19,802 --> 00:06:22,603 (CHUCKLES) Rent? 145 00:06:23,643 --> 00:06:25,543 Well, yeah. What else do you expect me to do? 146 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:27,903 Come on, mate. 147 00:06:28,003 --> 00:06:30,984 Just cut the foreplay and ask. 148 00:06:31,084 --> 00:06:32,904 Ask what? 149 00:06:33,004 --> 00:06:36,664 What I...I can... 150 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:37,905 I can stay here? 151 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:40,425 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Was it really a problem to ask? 152 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,465 - Of course you can live here. - What, at your place? 153 00:06:42,565 --> 00:06:44,465 - Yeah! Yeah, it'll be great. - Permanently? 154 00:06:44,565 --> 00:06:47,026 Yeah, it'll be like share housing in our 20s, 155 00:06:47,126 --> 00:06:49,626 except we've got money now, we can clean up after ourselves, 156 00:06:49,726 --> 00:06:52,266 we can finally work on that record store plan... 157 00:06:52,366 --> 00:06:56,187 Yes, yeah, and, um, I have some Radiohead posters 158 00:06:56,287 --> 00:06:58,267 that I think you might like, framed, 159 00:06:58,367 --> 00:06:59,507 and a, uh... 160 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:03,428 Oh, I've got a... a rug that I got from Morocco. 161 00:07:03,528 --> 00:07:04,668 - Oh, great! - Yeah. 162 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:06,588 I think it'd really tie the room together. 163 00:07:06,688 --> 00:07:07,628 (LAUGHS) Great! 164 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,269 - You sure? - Yes. 165 00:07:09,369 --> 00:07:10,669 (DOM LAUGHS) 166 00:07:10,769 --> 00:07:12,549 I am the walrus. 167 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,909 - I am the walrus. - (LAUGHS) 168 00:07:15,009 --> 00:07:18,350 So, how'd you make detective so young? 169 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,470 Kinda just sort of, like, got fast-tracked, 170 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:26,151 and I have an IQ of 280, so, yeah. 171 00:07:26,251 --> 00:07:28,791 You know that means we're enemies, right? 172 00:07:28,891 --> 00:07:30,071 I'm doing law. 173 00:07:30,171 --> 00:07:33,792 No way. I, um... I studied law for a while. 174 00:07:33,892 --> 00:07:35,432 - Seriously? - Yeah. 175 00:07:35,532 --> 00:07:37,432 My dad's an academic, my mum's an oncologist. 176 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:40,753 You know, they... they wanted me in the professions, so... 177 00:07:40,853 --> 00:07:42,193 But then you dropped out? 178 00:07:42,293 --> 00:07:46,753 Yeah, you know, I wanted to be at the coalface 179 00:07:46,853 --> 00:07:49,674 building cases against bad guys and... 180 00:07:49,774 --> 00:07:52,754 It's... Yeah. What about you? 181 00:07:52,854 --> 00:07:54,274 So, you, um... 182 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,115 So, you were married in London 183 00:07:57,215 --> 00:08:00,195 and then, what, you... you left or...? 184 00:08:00,295 --> 00:08:05,196 Yeah, I think I was doing what I thought my dad wanted me to do. 185 00:08:05,296 --> 00:08:07,796 OK, but, what, you're not doing 186 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:10,556 what your dad wants you to do anymore or...? 187 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,657 I'm doing what I want to do. 188 00:08:15,177 --> 00:08:16,437 Oh. 189 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:19,718 Um, uh, this is me, by the way. 190 00:08:19,818 --> 00:08:22,558 Well, this has been enlightening. 191 00:08:22,658 --> 00:08:24,658 Mm-hm. 192 00:08:26,258 --> 00:08:27,919 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Do you want to get coffee? 193 00:08:28,019 --> 00:08:30,019 Uh... uh, now? 194 00:08:31,699 --> 00:08:34,319 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would like that. 195 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:36,420 Mariam. 196 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:41,840 Mariam is super cool and Muslim and single. 197 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:43,321 - No. Don't do... - Yes. 198 00:08:43,421 --> 00:08:44,921 No, I know what you're trying to do. 199 00:08:45,021 --> 00:08:46,201 - Yes. - MARIAM: Hey. 200 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:47,721 Hey, Mar. 201 00:08:47,821 --> 00:08:49,441 Um, come get coffee with us? 202 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:50,842 - Now? - Yeah. 203 00:08:50,942 --> 00:08:52,562 - Sure. - This is Rakim. 204 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:53,602 Salam. 205 00:08:53,702 --> 00:08:55,242 He is single and he's on the prowl. 206 00:08:55,342 --> 00:08:56,842 - Is he? - No, he's not on the prowl. 207 00:08:56,942 --> 00:08:58,943 He's not on the prowl. 208 00:09:13,785 --> 00:09:15,785 (THOUGHTFUL MUSIC) 209 00:09:20,705 --> 00:09:22,706 (PHONE BUZZES) 210 00:09:25,986 --> 00:09:27,766 - Hey, what's up? - SANTI: Hey. 211 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:30,607 I was just thinking, 212 00:09:30,707 --> 00:09:35,407 I feel like we haven't really spent time just us in a while. 213 00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:37,508 So... 214 00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:41,428 So...? 215 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:45,189 Do you want to get some dinner tonight or...? 216 00:09:46,509 --> 00:09:48,209 Do you mean, like, with J? 217 00:09:48,309 --> 00:09:51,369 I could probably get Vince to babysit. 218 00:09:51,469 --> 00:09:53,010 So, a date night? 219 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:55,110 Yeah, date night. 220 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,770 You're not going to propose, are you? 221 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,090 Hide a ring in my dessert, 222 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:02,191 make me the happiest girl in Glebe? 223 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,311 I don't know. Maybe I will. 224 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:10,652 No, that was... that was a joke. 225 00:10:10,752 --> 00:10:12,752 No... no proposals, promise. 226 00:10:15,232 --> 00:10:17,353 OK. I'd like that. 227 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,033 OK, 'bye. 228 00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:26,294 That was very, very clearly police intimidation. 229 00:10:26,394 --> 00:10:28,214 I know the cops involved. 230 00:10:28,314 --> 00:10:30,934 Oh, of course you do. You all watch each other's backs, right? 231 00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:33,695 No, no, no. No, no, I... I reject that insinuation. 232 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:35,895 That... that lawyer clearly broke road rules 233 00:10:35,995 --> 00:10:36,935 in front of the detectives 234 00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:38,375 in order that she would be pinged 235 00:10:38,475 --> 00:10:40,516 in order that she could scream 'police intimidation'. 236 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:44,136 OK, A, that just sounds like bullshit, 237 00:10:44,236 --> 00:10:46,656 and, B, even if she did, 238 00:10:46,756 --> 00:10:49,457 the detectives fell for it 'cause they're so stupid. 239 00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:50,697 You guys want another coffee? 240 00:10:50,797 --> 00:10:52,977 No, I'm... I'm OK, thank you. 241 00:10:53,077 --> 00:10:55,218 Um, OK. That's my problem with lawyers. 242 00:10:55,318 --> 00:10:57,778 A, you think you're all smarter than cops. 243 00:10:57,878 --> 00:11:00,098 - Guilty as charged. - Thank you. 244 00:11:00,198 --> 00:11:02,458 And B, you think the entirety of your job 245 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:05,899 is to beat other lawyers through superior knowledge 246 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,699 and manipulation of the law and... 247 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,099 Yeah, yeah, OK. 248 00:11:09,199 --> 00:11:12,260 We're not defending the innocent and punishing the guilty. 249 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,700 No. No, no, no. No, you're not. No, we're doing that. 250 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,080 You're engaging in, like, adversarial sophistry. 251 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,581 Am I wrong, or...? 252 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,681 Um, no? 253 00:11:25,481 --> 00:11:27,862 See, you can see why he didn't make it as a lawyer. 254 00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:29,382 - Oh. - He thinks like a cop. 255 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:31,062 - Mm. - Black and white. 256 00:11:31,162 --> 00:11:33,983 What was it, um, that you called the guys 257 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,103 that you go after at the coalface? 258 00:11:36,203 --> 00:11:39,543 Like, uh - I don't know - suspects? 259 00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:42,384 No, no, no, no, you called them the bad guys. 260 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,504 (LAUGHS) No. 261 00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:45,464 Everything is a simple binary for you. 262 00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:48,624 - Good and bad. Us and them. - No, no, my world... 263 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,625 My world is not binary, it's monistic. 264 00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:52,025 MARIAM: What's monistic? 265 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,465 It's like unity. 266 00:11:54,565 --> 00:11:57,225 One principle. The law is the law. 267 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,746 The law is the law. 268 00:11:58,846 --> 00:12:02,926 Yes, and... (CLEARS THROAT) ...I believe I uphold that. 269 00:12:04,046 --> 00:12:06,047 And God is God, eh? 270 00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:09,107 And detectives are God. 271 00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:11,687 So, what does that make us lawyers? 272 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,608 Annoying. 273 00:12:18,648 --> 00:12:22,089 (AIRY MUSIC) 274 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,710 And I have to go. 275 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:35,750 This was fun. 276 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:39,211 You two, Mariam is doing nursing. 277 00:12:40,331 --> 00:12:42,371 His mum is a doctor. 278 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,192 - 'Bye. - MARIAM: Enjoy. 279 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,292 - See ya. - REEMA: See ya. 280 00:12:50,132 --> 00:12:52,133 (PHONE RINGS) 281 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,773 Hey, I'm just leaving now. 282 00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:58,653 Yeah. 283 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,334 Wait, are you serious? 284 00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:05,034 - Hey! - Hey. 285 00:13:05,134 --> 00:13:06,034 Hey. 286 00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:07,555 - How you going? - Good. 287 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:08,555 Come meet the guys. 288 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,155 How long do we have to stay for? 289 00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:11,595 Just, like, a drink or two. 290 00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:14,775 - Why are you acting weird? - I'm not acting weird. 291 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,356 She wanted to meet you. 292 00:13:17,456 --> 00:13:20,476 "Oh, it's only local council," and I nearly... 293 00:13:20,576 --> 00:13:22,476 MARCUS: Wait, he didn't fuckin' say that. 294 00:13:22,576 --> 00:13:23,597 No, he fuckin' did. 295 00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:26,197 - What a fucking cock-twazzle. - (LAUGHS) 296 00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:28,557 This is Santi, my partner. 297 00:13:28,657 --> 00:13:30,037 - Hi, hi. - Hey. 298 00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:31,838 Oh, oh! Sorry. Bum chin. 299 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:34,038 You didn't tell me about that. Yeah. 300 00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:36,638 - I'm Shauna, Oly's boss. - Santi. 301 00:13:36,738 --> 00:13:40,119 Yes. This is the Chrises, and Marcus. 302 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,679 Mate, grab a drink. 303 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,159 SANTI: Oh, thanks, man. 304 00:13:43,259 --> 00:13:46,880 - Oh, you remember Kingsley? - Yeah. 305 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:50,480 And he's this fuckin' Liberal Party cock-twazzle. 306 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,760 Literally worked for local council... 307 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,560 (SOFTLY) We'll just have one and then go, right? 308 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:54,761 MARCUS: Didn't last long, did he? 309 00:13:54,861 --> 00:13:56,281 SHAUNA: No, he didn't, thanks to you. 310 00:13:56,381 --> 00:13:59,321 I need to network. She's, like, never nice to me like this. 311 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,801 This isn't networking, Oly. 312 00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:02,902 She's getting drunk and talking shit. 313 00:14:04,062 --> 00:14:05,602 We called in a babysitting favour for this. 314 00:14:05,702 --> 00:14:07,322 I mean, this is, like, ridiculous. 315 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:08,642 SHAUNA: More fizz? 316 00:14:08,742 --> 00:14:11,043 It's cheap, but it gets the job done. 317 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,643 Just like you, Oly. (LAUGHS) 318 00:14:13,743 --> 00:14:15,563 No, I'm sor... I'm kidding. 319 00:14:15,663 --> 00:14:16,563 You're great. She's great. 320 00:14:16,663 --> 00:14:17,603 You're doing great. 321 00:14:17,703 --> 00:14:18,644 What about you, hey? 322 00:14:18,744 --> 00:14:20,044 You up to her standard or what? 323 00:14:20,144 --> 00:14:23,724 Nah, I just, um... I look after our daughter and... 324 00:14:23,824 --> 00:14:27,325 Sorry. Daughter? 325 00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:29,445 As in a real child? Human child? 326 00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:30,445 Yeah. 327 00:14:30,545 --> 00:14:33,526 You have never mentioned that. 328 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,446 (LAUGHS) You are a stone-cold motherfucker. 329 00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:40,226 That is ruthless. Oh, my God! 330 00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:43,887 Wow, OK. How old is she? 331 00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,727 Seven. 332 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:46,927 Seven! 333 00:14:47,027 --> 00:14:50,368 You must have been children. 334 00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:51,648 17. 335 00:14:51,748 --> 00:14:53,568 That's... I'm actually very impressed. 336 00:14:53,668 --> 00:14:56,108 Now, that... that is ambition. 337 00:14:57,869 --> 00:15:00,969 Hey, don't worry, it's important work, though, 338 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,449 you know, so... 339 00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:05,810 All those nights and not a peep. Man. 340 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:10,130 - Santi's the best. - Yeah. But no more, yeah? 341 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:13,251 - (LAUGHS) - Oh, God, no. God. 342 00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:15,531 Get it over with young. 343 00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:17,331 If you say, I'll take your word for it. 344 00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:19,471 - Cheers to that. - We might have more. 345 00:15:20,472 --> 00:15:23,732 - (LAUGHS) No, we won't. - Yeah, we probably will. 346 00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,832 - No, we won't. - We talked about it. 347 00:15:27,712 --> 00:15:29,053 Why not? 348 00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:32,273 Won't slow you down. I do everything anyway. 349 00:15:33,273 --> 00:15:36,974 - OLY: Santi, that's not... - That is true. It's very true. 350 00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,334 - SANTI: Um... - OLY: I'm sorry. 351 00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:40,134 We're not gonna go all Virginia Woolf on you. 352 00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:42,054 This has been great. A pleasure to meet you. 353 00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:43,054 SHAUNA: Thank you. 354 00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:44,295 Love the work you're doing here. 355 00:15:44,395 --> 00:15:46,395 Yeah. 356 00:15:47,435 --> 00:15:49,435 Santi! 357 00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:52,676 Santi! 358 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,136 What is going on with you at the moment? 359 00:15:55,236 --> 00:15:57,856 You didn't tell them that you had a kid? 360 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,697 - Are you ashamed? - No, I'm not ashamed. 361 00:16:00,797 --> 00:16:02,657 Everybody thinks that mothers don't have ambition. 362 00:16:02,757 --> 00:16:03,817 Oh, you know what? 363 00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:05,617 I didn't want them to see me like that. 364 00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,418 You do realise that you named her Jacinda 365 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:09,418 after a prime minister who had a baby in office 366 00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:11,018 and now you're hiding it from your employer. 367 00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:12,418 Yeah, but I'm not a prime minister. 368 00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:13,498 I'm an entry-level policy assistant. 369 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,459 What was your plan? 370 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,459 Were you gonna keep lying till J was 18? 371 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,559 I don't know. 372 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,080 Don't you ever wish you could be someone else? 373 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,160 No! What the f...? 374 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,861 What the fuck are you saying, Oly? 375 00:16:31,961 --> 00:16:33,181 I don't know. It doesn't matter. 376 00:16:33,281 --> 00:16:34,181 SANTI: No, it... 377 00:16:34,281 --> 00:16:35,621 I've got you and I've got J, 378 00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:37,861 so I play the cards I'm dealt. 379 00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:40,102 We're both a responsibility for you? 380 00:16:40,202 --> 00:16:42,462 I do everything. 381 00:16:42,562 --> 00:16:44,562 - You honestly believe that? - Yes. 382 00:16:47,203 --> 00:16:49,063 - Really? - I do everything. 383 00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:50,823 Why are you so angry right now? 384 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:52,823 Because I wanted to have a nice night with you. 385 00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:55,024 I booked fucking nice dinner reservation 386 00:16:55,124 --> 00:16:57,864 and then I'm in there being treated like I don't even exist. 387 00:16:57,964 --> 00:16:59,264 Oh, so, it's about your ego? 388 00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:02,385 No, but you saying that your job is more important... 389 00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:04,665 You're a mother! 390 00:17:04,765 --> 00:17:05,945 Yes? 391 00:17:06,045 --> 00:17:07,425 You have responsibilities. 392 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:10,466 - And I earn all of our money. - Oh, OK. 393 00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:11,946 - And I organise everything... - Sure. 394 00:17:12,046 --> 00:17:14,226 ...so that you don't even have to think about anything. 395 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,226 You get up, you get dressed, you go to work. 396 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,387 We don't see you. 397 00:17:17,487 --> 00:17:19,267 And fuck you for bringing up money. 398 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,787 That's a fuckin' load of shit. 399 00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:22,667 One day, I'm gonna make more money than you 400 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,868 and then I'm gonna humiliate you like you're doing to me. 401 00:17:24,968 --> 00:17:26,308 Santi, I'm not trying to humiliate... 402 00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:28,668 You don't even do half the housework or half the parenting. 403 00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:31,348 You're like an old-school 1950s husband. 404 00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:34,789 If you were a man, you and your mum would hate yourself. 405 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,789 You would sit around whinging about you 406 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,109 and how selfish you are, 407 00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:40,309 but because you're a woman, I'm supposed to clap. 408 00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:42,470 Everything you just said is total bullshit. 409 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,070 - No, it's not. - You sound like your dad. 410 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:45,110 Uh, OK. 411 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,210 You sound like a fucking chauvinist! 412 00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:51,971 You're not a real mother. I am. 413 00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:55,551 I wasn't going to propose tonight 414 00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:57,652 and I'm not going to. 415 00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:09,993 - (DOOR SLAMS) - (TV PLAYS QUIETLY) 416 00:18:10,093 --> 00:18:12,094 Hi, sweetheart. 417 00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:18,874 - (OLY STOMPS) - (FRIDGE DOOR RATTLES) 418 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,715 - (BOTTLES CLINK) - (FRIDGE DOOR SLAMS) 419 00:18:20,815 --> 00:18:23,155 - (OLY SLAMS OBJECT ON BENCH) - (PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES) 420 00:18:23,255 --> 00:18:24,555 Everything OK? 421 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:25,555 I'm fine. 422 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:26,715 I'm just making J's lunch, 423 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,856 because apparently I'm not a mother. 424 00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:33,256 Yep. I'm going to sleep. 425 00:18:40,697 --> 00:18:42,697 What are you talking about? 426 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,498 Hey. 427 00:18:46,178 --> 00:18:48,278 Sweetheart. 428 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,378 Stop. 429 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,079 What happened? 430 00:18:54,179 --> 00:18:58,279 I'm working my arse off, my boss is a total psycho, 431 00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:00,200 and I'm... I'm... I'm doing everything I can 432 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,400 to make it easier for him 433 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,720 because I know how hard it is for him. 434 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,820 You're doing a great job, babe. 435 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,561 Yeah, well, Santi doesn't think so. 436 00:19:11,661 --> 00:19:13,661 He said I'm not a real mother. 437 00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:18,582 (OLY SOBS) 438 00:19:24,223 --> 00:19:26,563 DOM: You go to bed and get a good night's rest. 439 00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:28,663 I'll make the lunch. 440 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,904 Love you. 441 00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:36,924 Sorry, I'm late. 442 00:19:37,024 --> 00:19:40,725 I had something unexpected come up. 443 00:19:40,825 --> 00:19:44,685 OK, I've got fresh tomatoes and everything, 444 00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:47,766 stupid expensive Parma prosciutto, 445 00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:51,286 handmade fettucine and... 446 00:19:51,386 --> 00:19:52,366 (CORK SQUEAKS) 447 00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:54,607 Vodka. Uh, in the sauce? 448 00:19:54,707 --> 00:19:57,227 Uh, that's... that's amazing. 449 00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:00,367 You right? 450 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,048 Yep, yep, yep, I'm OK. 451 00:20:02,148 --> 00:20:04,968 I, uh, picked us up 452 00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:09,009 a very expensive bottle of gaglioppo. 453 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:11,569 Gaglioppo? What's gaglioppo? 454 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,689 It's an Italian dry grape varietal. 455 00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:17,250 Wow, I've never even heard of gaglioppo. 456 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,650 My wife - well, my ex-wife - 457 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,370 she only ever drank shiraz, so this is fun. 458 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,850 Awesome. 459 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:25,931 We can just have it in a couple of latte glasses. 460 00:20:26,031 --> 00:20:27,611 Yeah! Let's do it in a tumbler. 461 00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:29,871 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 462 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:36,192 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 463 00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:38,972 Santi. 464 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,213 Hey, Dom! 465 00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:41,533 You know Tim? 466 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:44,293 Ex-SAS, killed a bunch of guys. 467 00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:45,853 We don't talk about our kills, Dom. 468 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,134 They don't like to talk about their kills, Santi. 469 00:20:48,234 --> 00:20:50,214 Hey, I need your help. 470 00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:53,214 Now? Uh, nah, I've got an assignment. 471 00:20:53,314 --> 00:20:55,495 Yeah, we've all got assignments. 472 00:20:55,595 --> 00:20:57,895 - I'm busy, so... - I'm not asking. 473 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,375 And this is serious. 474 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,895 We have to pick up a pool table 475 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,616 and potentially a pinball machine. 476 00:21:03,716 --> 00:21:05,296 Maybe some antique martini glasses. 477 00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:07,136 So, we need your help. 478 00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:11,177 Get in the van or I'll use karate on you. 479 00:21:11,277 --> 00:21:13,277 (WHISPERS) Karate. 480 00:21:13,797 --> 00:21:17,017 - (WHISPERS) Hiyah. - You guys are so stupid. 481 00:21:17,117 --> 00:21:19,118 Hiyah! 482 00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:22,478 (SIGHS) 483 00:21:24,198 --> 00:21:25,698 (GROANS) 484 00:21:25,798 --> 00:21:27,799 (SIGHS) 485 00:21:28,239 --> 00:21:30,919 Alright, kids in the middle. 486 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:36,300 (SIGHS) It's very tight. 487 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,540 We in? 488 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,580 Right, best Radiohead song per album. 489 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,941 Uh, 'The Bends'. Go. 490 00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:44,541 - 'High and Dry'. - 'Fake Plastic Trees.' 491 00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:47,221 Oh. Close. Good point. 492 00:21:47,321 --> 00:21:48,821 Uh, 'Hail to the Thief'? 493 00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:51,262 - Ooh, uh... - Yeah. Probably... 494 00:21:51,362 --> 00:21:53,642 Radiohead are such a depressing band. 495 00:21:54,762 --> 00:21:55,742 Don't take the bait. 496 00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:58,703 Santi I've warned you, he is a killer. 497 00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:02,103 Radiohead are complex and sophisticated. 498 00:22:02,203 --> 00:22:03,943 Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. 499 00:22:04,043 --> 00:22:07,904 - Idiot! - (ENGINE STARTS) 500 00:22:08,004 --> 00:22:10,004 (GRUNTS) 501 00:22:11,484 --> 00:22:13,485 Alright. 502 00:22:14,725 --> 00:22:16,145 - I'll go settle up. - Cool. 503 00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:18,245 We done? 504 00:22:18,845 --> 00:22:21,646 Santi, me and you are gonna walk back. 505 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:25,786 No, no, no. That... that wasn't part of the deal. 506 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:30,467 So, Oly was a little bit upset last night, old mate. 507 00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:33,027 Yeah, well, so was I. 508 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,987 Yeah. Yeah, she mentioned. 509 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,308 I mean, that's the thing with other people's relationships. 510 00:22:37,408 --> 00:22:40,188 You... don't know where to draw the line, you know? 511 00:22:40,288 --> 00:22:42,308 I guess when J grows up, 512 00:22:42,408 --> 00:22:43,908 you'll be in the same boat as me. 513 00:22:44,008 --> 00:22:47,989 But, um, it's kind of... 514 00:22:48,089 --> 00:22:50,089 What are you trying to say, Dom? 515 00:22:51,649 --> 00:22:52,950 I'm trying to say 516 00:22:53,050 --> 00:22:56,350 I need you to be more supportive of her, right? 517 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:58,430 To not upset her the way that... 518 00:22:58,530 --> 00:23:00,871 No, OK, she needs to be more supportive of me. 519 00:23:00,971 --> 00:23:03,831 I'm doing everything I can so she can do what she wants 520 00:23:03,931 --> 00:23:05,111 and it's fine, but... 521 00:23:05,211 --> 00:23:06,951 - You're doing everything? - Yeah, I am. 522 00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:09,312 You get one kid ready for school in the morning. 523 00:23:09,412 --> 00:23:11,312 Oh, fuck off, Dom. 524 00:23:11,412 --> 00:23:13,432 You know what? Maybe I'm just not like you. 525 00:23:13,532 --> 00:23:15,032 I don't put up with shit. 526 00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,313 I'm a man. I'm not OK with anyone fucking me o... 527 00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:19,153 A man? 528 00:23:19,253 --> 00:23:21,313 A man who got my daughter pregnant, 529 00:23:21,413 --> 00:23:22,953 whose life got derailed? 530 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,114 OK. 531 00:23:24,214 --> 00:23:26,954 She is working her arse off playing catch-up 532 00:23:27,054 --> 00:23:29,074 to support you and J. 533 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,234 I know. 534 00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:32,615 And you guilting her doesn't help, alright? 535 00:23:33,695 --> 00:23:36,675 Now, if I see her upset like that again, 536 00:23:36,775 --> 00:23:38,835 I'm coming round with a fuckin' baseball bat 537 00:23:38,935 --> 00:23:41,936 to my house where you live and I don't. 538 00:23:43,176 --> 00:23:45,556 Is that man enough for you, man? Hey? 539 00:23:45,656 --> 00:23:48,317 Dom, relax. 540 00:23:48,417 --> 00:23:52,017 Oly and I, we just had a fight. That's all. 541 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,418 OK. 542 00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,878 OK, well, don't fuck with me, OK? 543 00:24:00,978 --> 00:24:02,979 And don't... 544 00:24:03,459 --> 00:24:05,599 ...don't dis Radiohead. 545 00:24:05,699 --> 00:24:07,699 Sure. 546 00:24:09,059 --> 00:24:11,060 (SANTI EXHALES) 547 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,840 Don't know what happened there. 548 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:17,980 It's OK. Are you OK? 549 00:24:19,181 --> 00:24:21,081 Haven't been OK for years. 550 00:24:21,181 --> 00:24:24,361 It is difficult being in a relationship 551 00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:25,521 with a brilliant woman. 552 00:24:25,621 --> 00:24:27,762 It is hard to not be competitive, 553 00:24:27,862 --> 00:24:30,122 but that's your problem, mate, not hers. 554 00:24:30,222 --> 00:24:32,722 So, I'm supposed to just be a passenger in her life? 555 00:24:32,822 --> 00:24:34,323 It's better than not being in her life. 556 00:24:34,423 --> 00:24:36,323 She's nearly better than me at everything anyway, Dom. 557 00:24:36,423 --> 00:24:37,483 Oh, mate, 'nearly'? 558 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:40,203 She is better than all of us at everything 559 00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,884 and has been since she was born. 560 00:24:41,984 --> 00:24:43,644 You can't punish her for it, mate. 561 00:24:43,744 --> 00:24:46,024 You can't bring her down to our level. 562 00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:54,885 - Yeah, I know. - I'm sorry. 563 00:24:54,985 --> 00:24:57,646 - It's OK. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 564 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:58,806 You're right. 565 00:24:58,906 --> 00:25:01,626 You know we nearly got engaged yesterday? 566 00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:09,687 So, I'd be, uh... Mr Chalmers-Davis. 567 00:25:09,787 --> 00:25:11,727 (BOTH LAUGH) 568 00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:13,808 You going to ask for my permission? 569 00:25:13,908 --> 00:25:15,908 Oh, yeah. Of course. 570 00:25:17,188 --> 00:25:19,168 Marriage is bullshit anyway. 571 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,689 Ever heard that song 'A Punch Up at a Wedding?' 572 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,789 SANTI: Let me guess - Radiohead? 573 00:25:27,189 --> 00:25:28,089 Found it. 574 00:25:28,189 --> 00:25:30,410 - Hey, darling. - Hey. 575 00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:32,650 Oh, what's the matter? 576 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,490 I don't want to tell you because you'll just... react. 577 00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:38,611 No, I won't. What is it? 578 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:42,131 I had a fight with Santi about me working and him parenting. 579 00:25:42,231 --> 00:25:43,731 Ugh! (GRUNTS) 580 00:25:43,831 --> 00:25:45,832 See? 581 00:25:47,272 --> 00:25:48,692 (GRUNTS) 582 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:50,892 And I can't just tell him that he's being unreasonable 583 00:25:50,992 --> 00:25:52,993 because it's what he's feeling. 584 00:25:53,673 --> 00:25:55,733 I can't make him not feel it. 585 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:58,853 Mm. (FLAPS LIPS) 586 00:25:58,953 --> 00:26:00,534 Santi's a... 587 00:26:00,634 --> 00:26:02,854 He's a good bloke. 588 00:26:02,954 --> 00:26:04,574 He's a manly sort of a man, 589 00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:06,374 but he's working through that. 590 00:26:06,474 --> 00:26:09,455 And he's chosen you and he knew what he was getting. 591 00:26:09,555 --> 00:26:11,215 Which was? 592 00:26:11,315 --> 00:26:14,455 A very, very, very strong woman 593 00:26:14,555 --> 00:26:15,856 with progressive ideas 594 00:26:15,956 --> 00:26:17,296 and he's lucky. 595 00:26:17,396 --> 00:26:20,396 Oh, 'progressive'? You'll love this. 596 00:26:21,516 --> 00:26:23,817 I thought he was going to ask me to marry him yesterday 597 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,817 and I felt like the luckiest girl in the world. 598 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:29,617 Oh, no, you're not getting married, are you? 599 00:26:29,717 --> 00:26:32,338 No, because he hates me now. 600 00:26:32,438 --> 00:26:34,418 Why did he want to get married? 601 00:26:34,518 --> 00:26:36,658 Because he loves me. 602 00:26:36,758 --> 00:26:39,819 Or because he wanted to tick some sort of masculinity box 603 00:26:39,919 --> 00:26:41,919 so that he could say he had a wife? 604 00:26:42,919 --> 00:26:47,620 Do you think... marriage means more to men? 605 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,120 Dom did the shittest proposal ever. 606 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,741 I was doing a wee with the bathroom door open 607 00:26:54,841 --> 00:26:58,041 and he was so nervous, he fumbled the ring. 608 00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:02,142 I could see him in the mirror and... (LAUGHS) 609 00:27:02,242 --> 00:27:04,382 ...and he was so emotional 610 00:27:04,482 --> 00:27:06,102 that he couldn't even get his words out, 611 00:27:06,202 --> 00:27:07,982 so he just, like, thrust the ring at me, 612 00:27:08,082 --> 00:27:09,502 and I was, like, "No!" 613 00:27:09,602 --> 00:27:10,983 'cause it was such a shit proposal. 614 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,083 And he never did it again. 615 00:27:14,963 --> 00:27:16,783 Poor Dad. 616 00:27:16,883 --> 00:27:18,884 He was so embarrassed. 617 00:27:20,444 --> 00:27:24,664 I sometimes wonder if he'd asked me again and I'd said yes, 618 00:27:24,764 --> 00:27:26,845 would things be different? 619 00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:29,225 How do you mean? 620 00:27:29,325 --> 00:27:30,425 You know, like 'Sliding Doors', 621 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:33,366 but, you know, I didn't believe in marriage. 622 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:39,846 I would have married Edie, though. 623 00:27:47,407 --> 00:27:48,868 I've got to go, Mum. 624 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:50,968 OK, I'm gonna do some yoga. 625 00:27:52,368 --> 00:27:54,568 See you, darling. Mwah! 626 00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:58,289 Ah, thank you, Abuelo. 627 00:27:58,769 --> 00:27:59,869 I'll bring all the stuff back 628 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:01,969 when I'm done with the Book Week costume. 629 00:28:02,769 --> 00:28:04,850 OK. Ah, Santi, Santi, Santi. 630 00:28:30,493 --> 00:28:31,793 - Adios. - Thanks, Abuelo. 631 00:28:31,893 --> 00:28:33,893 Ciao. 632 00:28:40,534 --> 00:28:42,534 Hey. 633 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:47,775 Wow! The Book Week costume looks so good. 634 00:28:50,655 --> 00:28:52,656 It's a lot of work. 635 00:28:53,616 --> 00:28:55,816 Yeah. It's getting there. 636 00:28:59,297 --> 00:29:01,157 Hey, um... 637 00:29:01,257 --> 00:29:03,457 I'm really sorry about last night. 638 00:29:06,017 --> 00:29:08,538 You're an amazing mum, Oly. 639 00:29:10,058 --> 00:29:12,058 I know. 640 00:29:17,819 --> 00:29:19,819 I love you. 641 00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:22,400 - Really? - Mm-hm. 642 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:27,580 And I really want to support you any way I can. 643 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,941 Same. 644 00:29:37,261 --> 00:29:38,962 Wanna try for dinner again? 645 00:29:39,062 --> 00:29:41,062 - Yeah. - OK. 646 00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:44,182 Come on. 647 00:29:46,303 --> 00:29:48,303 What are you doing? 648 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:51,963 - Santiago Hernandez... - No, no, no, stop, stop, stop. 649 00:29:52,063 --> 00:29:53,203 Oly, please, don't do that. 650 00:29:53,303 --> 00:29:55,304 Please. 651 00:29:55,704 --> 00:29:58,124 - I was just... - Can you... 652 00:29:58,224 --> 00:30:00,284 (SANTI MUTTERS) Why do you always...? 653 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:02,445 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 654 00:30:02,545 --> 00:30:03,685 Santi? 655 00:30:03,785 --> 00:30:05,005 Santi! 656 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:06,405 See? 657 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,925 (SANTI SIGHS) 658 00:30:08,025 --> 00:30:10,346 (STAMMERS) I wanted to do... 659 00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:14,726 - Oly, will you marry... - No! 660 00:30:14,826 --> 00:30:16,126 What? 661 00:30:16,226 --> 00:30:18,367 You said no, so I'm saying no. 662 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:19,567 Why should you get to ask? 663 00:30:19,667 --> 00:30:21,687 Because I've got a proper ring and you don't. 664 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:24,568 - Papi? - No! She said no. 665 00:30:24,668 --> 00:30:25,608 Why? 666 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,728 'Cause she asked outside and I said no, 667 00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:29,048 so now she's saying no. 668 00:30:29,148 --> 00:30:31,688 - Do you two want to get married? - SANTI AND OLY: Yes! 669 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,169 - Wait. - OK, how about this? 670 00:30:34,269 --> 00:30:36,589 How about we ask each other at exactly the same time? 671 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:39,869 Can your ego handle that? 672 00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:42,890 Yeah. Can yours? 673 00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:44,990 On three? 674 00:30:47,070 --> 00:30:49,371 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 675 00:30:49,471 --> 00:30:51,451 One, two, three, and then ask, 676 00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:52,611 or one, two, ask? 677 00:30:52,711 --> 00:30:55,131 - One, two, ask. - This is a good solution. 678 00:30:55,231 --> 00:30:57,492 Yeah. Your mum's really, really smart. 679 00:30:57,592 --> 00:31:00,052 SONG: ? You will never know Do whatever y'all say so 680 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:03,052 ? Till about a quarter of my life has almost passed 681 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:06,453 ? Even shorter if you mightn't be making it last 682 00:31:06,553 --> 00:31:09,733 ? When I was on the back seats saying 683 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:14,214 ? Don't know how I feel about you 684 00:31:14,314 --> 00:31:18,494 ? Got my hopes up and I keep on fantasising 685 00:31:18,594 --> 00:31:22,375 ? And I know it's just a feel... ? 686 00:31:22,475 --> 00:31:25,075 Ready? Both on three. 687 00:31:27,796 --> 00:31:32,216 BOTH: One, two... 688 00:31:32,316 --> 00:31:35,257 ? I just wanna be about you 689 00:31:35,357 --> 00:31:38,117 ? Just to be about you 690 00:31:42,517 --> 00:31:45,738 ? Don't know how I feel about you 691 00:31:45,838 --> 00:31:47,838 ? Just to feel it there 692 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:54,859 ? I see the way your dawdling 693 00:31:54,959 --> 00:31:56,219 ? It's like an inkling 694 00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:58,740 ? It's the kind of thing that make you sort of think 695 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,640 ? And I just wanna be with you I got the better view... ? 696 00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:16,902 ? Don't know how I feel about you 697 00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,422 ? Got my hopes up 698 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:20,982 ? And I keep on fantasising 699 00:32:21,082 --> 00:32:22,503 ? And I 700 00:32:22,603 --> 00:32:27,223 ? Know it's just a feel about you 701 00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:28,703 ? Got my hopes up 702 00:32:28,803 --> 00:32:31,344 ? And I keep on fantasising... ? 703 00:32:31,394 --> 00:32:35,944 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49216

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