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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,214 --> 00:00:05,064 ♪ See the lady in the street car light ♪ 2 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:08,918 ♪ Color a la Toulouse ♪ 3 00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:12,572 ♪ Television and the red red wine ♪ 4 00:00:12,572 --> 00:00:14,753 ♪ So won't you tell me ♪ 5 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,735 ♪ Won't you tell me the truth ♪ 6 00:00:17,735 --> 00:00:21,489 ♪ Are you old enough ♪ 7 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:25,191 ♪ Are you old enough ♪ 8 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:29,038 ♪ Are you old enough, ooh ooh ♪ 9 00:00:29,038 --> 00:00:33,002 ♪ Are you old enough ♪ 10 00:00:33,002 --> 00:00:37,033 ♪ Are you old enough ♪ 11 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:40,977 ♪ Are you old enough ♪ 12 00:00:40,977 --> 00:00:44,939 ♪ Are you old enough ♪ 13 00:00:44,939 --> 00:00:48,022 ♪ Are you old enough ♪ 14 00:00:49,139 --> 00:00:51,822 - [Roger] Pamello, why is the child 15 00:00:51,822 --> 00:00:53,950 still in bed on a school morning? 16 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:58,775 - Well, darling, I went to wake her and I just couldn't. 17 00:00:58,775 --> 00:01:00,442 I mean, look at her. 18 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:03,473 She's so beautiful. 19 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:07,933 You shouldn't wake beautiful women, Roger, you know that. 20 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:09,230 - I thought she'd be jumping out of bed 21 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:10,380 now that Debbie's back. 22 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,133 - Debbie's back! 23 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,880 - Thanks, what's on it? 24 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,690 - [Judy] Your favorite. 25 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:40,260 - Whose favorite? 26 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,550 - My favorite. 27 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,270 Devon and sauce. 28 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,220 - [Judy] You're up. 29 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:46,820 - Yes, it has become apparent 30 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:49,970 that I am now standing in a vertical fashion. 31 00:01:49,970 --> 00:01:52,890 - Terrific, because we are all so looking forward 32 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:55,940 to hearing about what you've got planned for your life 33 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,110 ever since you ejected yourself 34 00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:00,490 from the greatest opportunity you've ever been given. 35 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:01,893 - We sure are! 36 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:08,033 - Well, I haven't really got much to say yet. 37 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,710 Other than, can you pass the Coco Pops? 38 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:17,609 Thank you. 39 00:02:17,609 --> 00:02:18,890 - I saw a sign in the window 40 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:21,540 of the bakery, looking for help. 41 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:24,980 Maybe you could make finger buns for the next 40 years. 42 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:25,813 - Morning. 43 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,210 You going to school? 44 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:30,593 - Yeah, seems a week in her pajamas was enough. 45 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:32,977 School is part of my plan, Mum. 46 00:02:32,977 --> 00:02:35,977 - You can't just land on people's laps and say, "I'm here!" 47 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,230 Have you told Mrs. Grantham that you're coming? 48 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,863 Oh, this day is already giving me a headache. 49 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,227 - Sweetheart, I'll drive you. 50 00:02:55,731 --> 00:02:57,062 - Hey! - Hey! 51 00:02:57,062 --> 00:03:00,856 (students applauding) 52 00:03:00,856 --> 00:03:02,206 - Settle down, settle down. 53 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:04,990 What are you doing here, Vickers? 54 00:03:04,990 --> 00:03:07,583 - Um, I left my other school, so I came back. 55 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:09,343 - Disappointing. 56 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,073 I present to you the wonders of physics. 57 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,224 A ball, a green field, and 13 of the most incredible. 58 00:03:19,224 --> 00:03:21,320 - What did Mrs. Grantham say? 59 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,270 - Same as everyone. 60 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:26,443 Disappoint, disappointing, disappointing. 61 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:30,449 - I didn't let anyone sit in your seat while you were gone. 62 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:32,330 - Well, I wore the same pair of socks for a week 63 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:33,460 after I saw you to demonstrate 64 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:35,480 the appropriate level of grief. 65 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,370 - You're a disgusting disgrace, Debbie Vickers. 66 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:39,203 - Girls! 67 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,060 Now, when a football travels through the air, 68 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:46,060 it follows a curved, or parabolic, 69 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,930 path because the downward direction of the ball 70 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:50,830 is influenced by the force of gravity. 71 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,410 Here we are, watch this. 72 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:54,243 Watching? 73 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,640 - Come on, the Sharks. 74 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,879 Come on, the Sharkies! 75 00:03:58,879 --> 00:03:59,712 - Oh! - Yes! 76 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,190 - How is that for a parabolic. 77 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:03,860 - Wonder how long Candy's been perving on Vicki for? 78 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:04,910 - [Mr. Candy] The force of gravity could never 79 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,400 alter the horizontal velocity. 80 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,820 - She's been in sick bay for weeks. 81 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:10,200 Now all the girls wanna get up the duff 82 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,700 so they can get off class too. 83 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,396 - Wonder if he used to perv on her in here. 84 00:04:15,396 --> 00:04:17,751 - Wonder if she's ever sucked him off at school. 85 00:04:17,751 --> 00:04:20,483 - Ugh, brain, please, rub that out! 86 00:04:20,483 --> 00:04:21,627 - Girls! 87 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:22,460 - Ow, sir! 88 00:04:24,346 --> 00:04:25,441 - Get up here, Vickers. 89 00:04:25,441 --> 00:04:28,046 - [Sports Announcer] Beautiful drive and a half. 90 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:30,447 (chair scraping drowns out speech) 91 00:04:30,447 --> 00:04:31,486 Only about 10 minutes ago. 92 00:04:31,486 --> 00:04:32,825 (footsteps drown out speech) 93 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:34,840 Right back into the game now. 94 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,740 - Kiss the screen. 95 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,310 - What, no, why? 96 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,220 - Because every day since Year 7 science, 97 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:43,070 all I have heard is the continual 98 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:45,160 chatter-chatter-chatter of you and Sue Knight 99 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,061 scratching about each other like two old chooks. 100 00:04:48,061 --> 00:04:50,560 You're back now, and that old, familiar sound 101 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,590 is making my face twitch. 102 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:54,200 - You're watching the footy. 103 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,580 - I'm teaching you a valuable lesson 104 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,830 about a man and his game. 105 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,393 Now, kiss it. 106 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:01,823 Kiss the Sharks. 107 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:07,173 Kiss the Sharks. 108 00:05:14,104 --> 00:05:16,513 (students laughing) 109 00:05:16,513 --> 00:05:17,544 (student whistles) 110 00:05:17,544 --> 00:05:19,377 Welcome back, Vickers. 111 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,800 - Tracey's got crabs. 112 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,830 - [Debbie] True? 113 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:27,360 - [Sue] That's what the boys reckon. 114 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,850 - Hey, Sue! 115 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,189 I looked up the word spunk in the dictionary... 116 00:05:31,189 --> 00:05:32,022 - Bye. 117 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,400 - So, is Woody your boyfriend or not? 118 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,640 - Mm, it's this equal mix of root me, I think you're funny 119 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,427 and piss off, you're annoying me sort of feeling. 120 00:05:48,021 --> 00:05:49,104 - Sue Knight! 121 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,313 I think you're in love. 122 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,283 - Bruce, shark! 123 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:11,463 What are you doing? 124 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,830 - Fishing. 125 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:14,980 - But there's no water. 126 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,803 How'd you even pass your birth certificate? 127 00:06:25,024 --> 00:06:27,588 Well, at least it is good to see you fishing again, mate. 128 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,883 - Just trying to keep my mind off shooting up. 129 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,703 Keeps on creeping back in. 130 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:36,833 - Like the Blob, growing all over your brain. 131 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,670 - Nothing can destroy the Blob. 132 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:41,890 Nothing. 133 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,683 Not fire, not water. 134 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:47,273 Not even bullets! (laughs) - Even bullets! 135 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,667 - Worst movie. 136 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:53,763 But you can, Brucey. 137 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:57,103 Son of Blob. 138 00:06:59,478 --> 00:07:02,145 (curious music) 139 00:07:08,217 --> 00:07:09,384 - Bloody hell. 140 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:12,980 What a sorry sight you are! 141 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:15,933 - I'd like you to leave. 142 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,633 - Yeah? 143 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,717 Well, chase me out. 144 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,650 - Fuck you. 145 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,803 - Go on, let yourself be angry, Graham. 146 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:29,320 Isn't that what you say when you're poisoning 147 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,150 my wife with your fuckin' hippie shit? 148 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:34,450 - Some people find it helps. 149 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,400 - God, I can't believe you have a dick. 150 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,580 - Well, ask your wife about it. 151 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:41,043 She knows it's there. 152 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:52,400 - You need to tell her that it's over. 153 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,550 She's bad luck for you. 154 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,867 And you don't need any more bad luck, do you? 155 00:08:00,967 --> 00:08:01,900 - No. 156 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,853 - Lose gracefully. 157 00:08:04,990 --> 00:08:08,057 Otherwise I'll come in one night, 158 00:08:08,057 --> 00:08:10,100 (Graham groans) 159 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,543 extract your upper rights, 160 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:14,553 maybe a lower cuspid or two as well. 161 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:17,773 You understand? 162 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:19,953 Good. 163 00:08:34,627 --> 00:08:39,627 - [Judy] You could have at least ironed your school shirt. 164 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:41,783 - If you're wondering how school went? 165 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:44,230 - I wasn't. 166 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,823 I've given up on wondering. 167 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,540 - Well, it went alright. 168 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:53,150 - Well, you should be happy that you can now erase 169 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:56,493 the whole All Saints experience from your memory. 170 00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:03,142 - I'm sorry, Mum. 171 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,007 About the way it happened. 172 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:09,380 - It's over to you now, Debbie. 173 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:12,683 For better or for worse, you are in charge of your life. 174 00:09:18,487 --> 00:09:19,737 - I missed you. 175 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,403 - More than Gary, less than Sue? 176 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,263 - As much as. 177 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,660 - I missed you, too. 178 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,820 Hello! 179 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,443 - What you reckon, Mrs. Vickers? 180 00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:50,490 You should have seen it. 181 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,260 Mum asked Greg to come home and ask Dad 182 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,250 if he could have my hand or some shit, 183 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,650 and then Dad goes, "I'll shoot him!" 184 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:59,430 But then Greg goes, "I've got Sharks season tickets," 185 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:00,890 and now he loves him. 186 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:02,340 They're best mates. 187 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,953 - Congratulations, Mrs. Candy. 188 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,880 - You're marrying Greg Candy? 189 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,713 - Shit, yeah. 190 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,790 - Vicki, have you thought this through? 191 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:15,820 He's almost twice your age. 192 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,460 - I've been dreaming of it my whole life. 193 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,020 We gotta get married quick too, 194 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,270 before my belly gets too fat for the piccies. 195 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:24,583 - You're pregnant too? 196 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,163 - Shotgun! 197 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,243 - Money cat, money cat. 198 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:37,365 Where'd all the money go, money cat? 199 00:10:37,365 --> 00:10:40,200 - (laughs) Roger Knight's losing the plot. 200 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,790 - No, no, no. 201 00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:44,800 Roger Knight's losing money hand over fist. 202 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,820 So I'm asking this penny-pinching smarmy little bugger 203 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:49,050 what happened to all the dough 204 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:52,565 we were meant to be raking in, according to you? 205 00:10:52,565 --> 00:10:54,640 - Well, darling, all I remember is the little guy 206 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:59,290 said one paw is for good luck and one paw is for wealth. 207 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:00,123 - Oh, yeah? 208 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,940 Well, which one is it, hm? 209 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:03,890 Which paw? 210 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,768 Tell me or I'll sell ya. 211 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,440 - Oh, darling, don't sell him. 212 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,733 That might be bad luck. 213 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:13,653 - Bye-bye, money. 214 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:16,873 Bye-bye, now. 215 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:22,830 - So I guess this makes you a bridesmaid. 216 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,980 - Guess this makes you a hairy slut-breath. 217 00:11:26,758 --> 00:11:27,591 - Knew you were gonna say that. 218 00:11:27,591 --> 00:11:28,424 - Moll. 219 00:11:29,715 --> 00:11:30,632 - And that. 220 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:41,533 - Cheryl, I wanted to ask you if you'd like a cup of tea. 221 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,123 - Nah, I'm alright, thanks. 222 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:52,100 - I said, would you like a cup of tea? 223 00:11:58,294 --> 00:12:01,610 - (laughs) Where did you get this from? 224 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:02,523 - Angus & Coote. 225 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:11,840 You know, just because Debbie's back, 226 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,210 doesn't mean I still don't think you're the best, 227 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:15,210 chuck out all the rest. 228 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,013 You know, the rest being Debbie. 229 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,797 - Thanks, sprog. 230 00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:26,880 It's the grousest ring I've ever got. 231 00:12:28,769 --> 00:12:31,519 (waves crashing) 232 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,530 - [Roger] Morning, girls. 233 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:39,686 - Morning. 234 00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:40,519 - [Roger] How you going? 235 00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:41,710 - Not bad. 236 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:42,543 - Have a good one. 237 00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:43,376 Nice day, eh? 238 00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:44,209 - Beautiful. 239 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:53,992 - Pammy! 240 00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:54,863 Bikinis! 241 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,280 Do you know what I love? 242 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,143 I love bikinis. 243 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,850 - Bikinis? 244 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,550 - You're looking at my I've just had 245 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:08,313 the most incredible idea face. 246 00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:10,420 - Oh, I see. 247 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,017 - It involves your Janome. 248 00:13:14,865 --> 00:13:15,698 - Which one? 249 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:21,163 This one or that one out there? 250 00:13:21,163 --> 00:13:25,631 - That first one first, and then the second one second. 251 00:13:25,631 --> 00:13:28,550 (bright music) 252 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,203 Show me your Janome. 253 00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:32,870 (both giggling) 254 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,553 - Something old? 255 00:13:49,752 --> 00:13:50,913 - [Cheryl] Your husband? 256 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,010 - Nah. 257 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:54,460 I got a shell necklace. 258 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,110 Greg reckons shells are real old. 259 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:59,420 - [Debbie] All right, something new. 260 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,783 - [Cheryl] Sprog in your guts. 261 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:02,753 - Yeah, true. 262 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,580 - You need something borrowed. 263 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,380 - Well, you already owe me 10 bucks. 264 00:14:08,246 --> 00:14:09,765 - Perf. 265 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:10,700 - And something blue. 266 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,533 - The way she's gonna feel 267 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,720 when it comes out looking like Danny. 268 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,860 - Shut up, you moll, or you can't be bridesmaid. 269 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,210 - Who else is gonna be one? 270 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,070 - Told my sisters they're too fat. 271 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,393 So just you three. 272 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:26,103 - What about me? 273 00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:28,818 - You're not a blonde. 274 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:32,163 - Debbie, your girlfriend wants you. 275 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,788 You got her a Chiko Roll too? 276 00:14:35,788 --> 00:14:36,621 - Shut up. 277 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:43,049 - Turkish delight? 278 00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:47,293 Hazelnut whirl? 279 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:51,010 - If I can't unwrap the things myself, 280 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:53,230 because my own fucking hands don't work properly, 281 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:56,243 then it's a shitty fucking thing to bring, don't you think? 282 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,973 - People understand you're going through a dark patch. 283 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:08,763 I think that orange chocolate delight is my favorite. 284 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:12,663 Try it. 285 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,003 - Just get away from me. 286 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:18,767 You're a cane toad, Yvonne. 287 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:23,767 And you jumped into my life with your leathery skin 288 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,440 and your wide, unassuming smile 289 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,810 and then you just spat poison 290 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,954 all over me from your deathly neck glands. 291 00:15:31,954 --> 00:15:32,954 - Gray-Gray? 292 00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:37,367 Gray-Gray, what's happened? 293 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:39,577 Are you depressed? 294 00:15:39,577 --> 00:15:40,870 I think you're depressed. 295 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:44,930 - I want you and your disgusting cane toad of a husband 296 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:47,980 to hop out that door and never think of me again. 297 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,040 - But I'm your soul mate. 298 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,421 You told me what we have is true love. 299 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:54,520 - Just hop the bloody fuck outta here. 300 00:15:55,783 --> 00:15:57,648 - Are you breaking up with me? 301 00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:59,610 - I wish I'd never met you. 302 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,453 - If you're trying to free me... 303 00:16:01,453 --> 00:16:02,286 - Oh, go on! 304 00:16:02,286 --> 00:16:03,453 Hop, hop, hop! 305 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:14,871 (knocking) 306 00:16:14,871 --> 00:16:15,704 - Vonnie? 307 00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:16,961 Have you fallen in or something? 308 00:16:16,961 --> 00:16:18,606 - I'll be out in a minute. 309 00:16:18,606 --> 00:16:23,606 ♪ Julia ♪ 310 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:29,620 ♪ Julia ♪ 311 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:34,120 ♪ Brush your hair and think about you ♪ 312 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:41,248 - Sorry, darling, I'm not feeling very well. 313 00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:44,067 - Is it Graham? 314 00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:49,550 - He told me not to visit him in the hospital anymore. 315 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,197 Or ever again, was his sentiment. 316 00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:55,633 - Oh, poor little Vonnie. 317 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,470 Always wanting to be liked. 318 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,140 Who's that in the mirror? 319 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:06,043 - Oh, Ferris, I look terrible. 320 00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:10,053 - I'm talking about the handsome bloke standing behind you. 321 00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:14,760 That is your husband, standing here, 322 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,973 waiting for you. 323 00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:23,183 Now, what do you say? 324 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,673 You reckon we can rebuild this train wreck? 325 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:28,210 - Yes. 326 00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,238 - Say it again, my darling. 327 00:17:30,238 --> 00:17:31,370 - Yes. - Yes. 328 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:34,720 (lips smacking) 329 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,670 Come on. 330 00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,275 Let's go downstairs, I'll open some wine. 331 00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:39,750 You can get the dinner on. 332 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,050 We'll have a night in, hm? 333 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,373 - [Yvonne] Yeah, that sounds like a lovely idea. 334 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:47,680 - Ferris knows how to make it better. 335 00:17:53,351 --> 00:17:56,101 (doorbell rings) 336 00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:00,126 - Oh. 337 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,833 I was expecting the postman. 338 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,820 I was expecting my friend Gavin, bringing back my comics. 339 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,350 I was expecting my mother returning home early 340 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:14,610 from Franklins 'cause she'd forgotten her purse. 341 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:18,713 I was expecting Johnny Young more than I was expecting you. 342 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,033 - Surprise? 343 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,223 - Why are you here, Sue? 344 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:26,913 Did Debbie die? 345 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,530 - I wanted to tell you that you can 346 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,173 go round with me if you want. 347 00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:40,541 - You can't ask. 348 00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,374 I'm the guy, I ask. 349 00:18:41,374 --> 00:18:43,380 - Cripes, I'm not asking! 350 00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:45,840 I'm saying that if you happened to ask me 351 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,293 to go round with you in the next five minutes, 352 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,337 be a higher chance that I'd say yes 353 00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:53,937 than there ever has been before. 354 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,743 - Okay, well, thanks for the warning. 355 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,090 - Well, you gonna ask me? 356 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,832 - In my own time. 357 00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:06,380 - Oh! 358 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:10,760 - Come on in. 359 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,400 If I was your boyfriend, 360 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,623 would you talk to me in front of your friends? 361 00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:17,038 - I'm not ruling anything out. 362 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:22,030 You could be my date to Vicki's wedding. 363 00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:26,503 - Are you gonna hold my hand? 364 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,033 - At times. 365 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,330 - Are you lifting the French kissing ban? 366 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:37,404 - Yeah. 367 00:19:37,404 --> 00:19:40,071 (gentle music) 368 00:19:51,239 --> 00:19:54,572 - Sue Knight, will you go round with me? 369 00:19:57,354 --> 00:19:59,021 - Um, yeah, alright. 370 00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:17,509 (candy fizzing) 371 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,752 (Sue groaning) 372 00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,340 (Cheryl groaning) 373 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:50,007 (girl groaning) 374 00:20:51,307 --> 00:20:54,057 (Vicki groaning) 375 00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:57,323 (girls laughing) 376 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,413 - That was Danny. 377 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,480 - Like that, except it's like he's trying 378 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,845 to answer a really hard question. 379 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:08,845 Like, (groans). (girls laughing) 380 00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:10,739 - Jonno's the worst. 381 00:21:10,739 --> 00:21:11,750 - Such a dud root. 382 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,583 - Dead root. 383 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,740 - Tongue like a lipstick. 384 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,573 It's like. 385 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,713 - Hey, Mum! 386 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,070 Where's me garter? 387 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,020 - How would I know? 388 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:29,790 Youse look beautiful! 389 00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,417 I'm gonna get the camera. 390 00:21:34,472 --> 00:21:39,472 ♪ I know I got the feel but I don't know why ♪ 391 00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:41,233 - You're so lucky. 392 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:44,560 I had to get up the duff to get tits like you. 393 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,440 - You're gonna have to keep getting up the duff to keep 'em. 394 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,677 - Say cheese! 395 00:21:51,192 --> 00:21:56,192 - [All] Cheese! 396 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:00,803 - [Man] Give us your money! 397 00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,500 Get on the fucking ground! 398 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,360 - Weak act. 399 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,950 Get lost, I'm trying to tie a Windsor. 400 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,583 - Pretend like you're packing death. 401 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,100 - Oh, help me, I'm packing death. 402 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,760 - Gaz, get on the fuckin' ground! 403 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,193 - [Gary] Ooh, oh, don't shoot, don't shoot! 404 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,090 - If you were a fish and chip shop in Botany, 405 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,010 you'd be shaking in your boots right now. 406 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:22,550 - Don't do this, Brucey. 407 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,770 You're gonna get busted, trust me. 408 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:25,960 - You should come with us. 409 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:26,850 We'll give you a cut. 410 00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:28,750 - No way, I've got a wedding to go to. 411 00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:32,559 - [Bruce] Stacks on! 412 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:33,775 - [Gary] I'm wearing a suit. 413 00:22:33,775 --> 00:22:35,082 I'm wearing a suit! 414 00:22:35,082 --> 00:22:35,915 Piss off! 415 00:22:35,915 --> 00:22:38,547 (gun fires) 416 00:22:38,547 --> 00:22:41,380 (birds squawking) 417 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,103 Shit! 418 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,283 - Works. 419 00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:57,110 - Vicki seems attentive but is not sure 420 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:59,024 of basic religious truths. 421 00:22:59,024 --> 00:23:02,550 (crowd laughing) 422 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,643 Talks too much, but not in French. 423 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,080 Vicki is very disruptive 424 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,473 and talks continuously during class. 425 00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:17,833 Room to improve. 426 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,073 Room to improve. 427 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,570 Room to improve. 428 00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:24,320 Seems to be a pattern forming here. 429 00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:27,260 Room to improve. 430 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:29,043 - Oh, sir, that's slack! 431 00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:36,393 - Vicki, I don't see any room for improvement. 432 00:23:39,550 --> 00:23:41,404 I've loved you since Year 7. 433 00:23:41,404 --> 00:23:44,590 (Sue laughs) 434 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,340 And I'm gonna keep loving you 435 00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:49,553 until we grow old and gray together. 436 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:52,114 Or at least until I do. 437 00:23:52,114 --> 00:23:54,300 (crowd laughs) 438 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,540 - I'm so fuckin' happy, eh? 439 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:58,421 - So, bottoms up to my wife. 440 00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:01,642 (crowd cheering) 441 00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:02,809 - [Vicki] Woo! 442 00:24:08,457 --> 00:24:13,457 ♪ You light up my life ♪ 443 00:24:15,099 --> 00:24:19,975 ♪ You give me hope ♪ 444 00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:24,366 ♪ To carry on ♪ 445 00:24:24,366 --> 00:24:29,271 ♪ You light up my days ♪ 446 00:24:29,271 --> 00:24:34,271 ♪ And fill my night ♪ 447 00:24:35,864 --> 00:24:40,864 ♪ With song ♪ 448 00:24:40,961 --> 00:24:45,404 ♪ Rollin' at sea, ♪ 449 00:24:45,404 --> 00:24:48,119 ♪ Adrift on the water ♪ 450 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,036 - Hey, Mum. 451 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:53,628 - I don't know what you're smiling at in that dress. 452 00:24:53,628 --> 00:24:54,878 - It's Vicki's. 453 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,093 How's Nathan? 454 00:25:01,310 --> 00:25:02,143 - Pretty shit. 455 00:25:03,225 --> 00:25:06,122 Still waiting on a date for his trial. 456 00:25:06,122 --> 00:25:07,603 - I don't care about him. 457 00:25:07,603 --> 00:25:09,674 I was talking about little Nathan. 458 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,074 - Your brother hardly knows who you are anymore. 459 00:25:13,181 --> 00:25:18,181 ♪ To be all alone ♪ 460 00:25:18,539 --> 00:25:21,789 ♪ You light up my life ♪ 461 00:25:23,847 --> 00:25:25,513 (Sue gags) 462 00:25:25,513 --> 00:25:26,737 (vomit splashes) 463 00:25:26,737 --> 00:25:27,570 - Oopsie. 464 00:25:30,314 --> 00:25:33,314 So, you and Woody are cute together. 465 00:25:34,994 --> 00:25:37,244 I can see why you like him. 466 00:25:40,679 --> 00:25:41,762 He seems fun. 467 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:47,536 Flush. 468 00:25:47,536 --> 00:25:49,953 (Sue groans) 469 00:25:53,139 --> 00:25:55,056 - Oh, it reeks in here! 470 00:25:56,570 --> 00:25:58,840 - Sue Knight can't hold her piss! 471 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,880 - [Vicki] Oh, move, I'm gonna spew. 472 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,565 - [Sue] Oh, Deb, it's happening again. 473 00:26:03,565 --> 00:26:05,482 - [Vicki] Hold my veil! 474 00:26:09,387 --> 00:26:10,220 - Slag. 475 00:26:11,852 --> 00:26:12,685 - Bitch. 476 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:14,706 - Spaz. 477 00:26:16,265 --> 00:26:17,550 - Tard. 478 00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:18,383 - Dog. 479 00:26:24,444 --> 00:26:27,951 ♪ You and me ♪ 480 00:26:27,951 --> 00:26:31,010 ♪ We're taking a trip ♪ 481 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:32,360 - I love being up the duff. 482 00:26:33,410 --> 00:26:35,880 Everyone's always telling you to put your feet up, 483 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,983 and that you're glowing and stuff. 484 00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:41,033 It's a winning ticket. 485 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:42,160 - Yep. 486 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,560 - Could it be possible that I'm actually jealous of Vicki? 487 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,600 I just love Gary so much that sometimes I feel 488 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,520 like I can't hold him tight enough 489 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,920 and I just want our cells to merge or something. 490 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,720 - You realize the only way your cells can merge 491 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,660 grows into something that will 492 00:26:57,660 --> 00:26:59,860 follow you around for the rest of your life? 493 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,933 - Rattled my keys on the bar to make me look 18, 494 00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,210 then I made up a conversation with the bar lady 495 00:27:05,210 --> 00:27:09,160 about a car that I don't own and she gave me free drinks. 496 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,167 So smooth! 497 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,670 - Uh, there's a tab on the bar. 498 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,611 - He's a strange kind of funny. 499 00:27:18,611 --> 00:27:19,560 - [Sue] Mm. 500 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,490 - [Cheryl] Debbie Vickers. 501 00:27:21,490 --> 00:27:23,070 - [Debbie] What? 502 00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:23,903 - It's curfew. 503 00:27:25,030 --> 00:27:26,380 Gotta go home. 504 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:27,580 - Go home, then. 505 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,603 To your own home where your own mum is. 506 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,420 Oh, but that's right, she doesn't want you. 507 00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:33,920 - Well, yours does. 508 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,190 - You must realize by now that the only reason 509 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:38,520 my family are pretending to tolerate you in my house 510 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,460 is because my mum feels sorry for you. 511 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,464 - Well, she likes me more than you. 512 00:27:42,464 --> 00:27:43,580 - You're so up yourself. 513 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:46,533 - And your dad asked me to go diving. 514 00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:48,577 Muff diving. 515 00:27:53,186 --> 00:27:54,397 - [Man] Check out Cheryl! 516 00:27:54,397 --> 00:27:55,230 - Oh! 517 00:27:57,358 --> 00:28:01,608 - [Man] Ain't no bloke here hasn't seen those tits! 518 00:28:02,994 --> 00:28:03,911 Granny bra! 519 00:28:07,063 --> 00:28:10,100 - He's not a bad boyfriend, I suppose. 520 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,847 - Perhaps even a good one? 521 00:28:13,563 --> 00:28:15,010 - Then I shall keep him. 522 00:28:15,010 --> 00:28:16,083 - You shall keep him. 523 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,371 To love! 524 00:28:19,371 --> 00:28:21,587 - To love. 525 00:28:21,587 --> 00:28:24,170 (all laughing) 526 00:28:26,483 --> 00:28:29,596 Come to mine in the morning, for breakfast. 527 00:28:29,596 --> 00:28:30,940 - [Debbie] All right! 528 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:33,058 Sleep well, ma cherie! 529 00:28:33,058 --> 00:28:34,285 (Woody yells) 530 00:28:34,285 --> 00:28:36,285 - [Gary] You've lost it. 531 00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:45,422 Hey. 532 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,566 - I'm getting dizzy. 533 00:28:54,642 --> 00:28:56,242 You know you nearly ruined this. 534 00:29:00,246 --> 00:29:02,163 - Don't think about it. 535 00:29:03,384 --> 00:29:05,467 - Can't really help that. 536 00:29:11,268 --> 00:29:12,622 - Come here. 537 00:29:12,622 --> 00:29:15,205 (gentle music) 538 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,348 Don't move. 539 00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:36,084 Don't ever move. 540 00:29:41,210 --> 00:29:42,877 - I won't ever move. 541 00:30:00,335 --> 00:30:02,061 (both laughing) 542 00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:06,486 - [Gary] Ah! (Debbie shrieks) 543 00:30:06,486 --> 00:30:08,653 (moaning) 544 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,580 - Stop that. 545 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:46,490 Get out of here! 546 00:30:48,758 --> 00:30:50,008 Go on, get out! 547 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:58,803 Judy! 548 00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:23,750 (Sue clears throat) 549 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:26,063 - Oh, oh. 550 00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:28,810 Darling, what did I tell you 551 00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:30,340 about standing at the end of the bed 552 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:32,307 like that kid from "The Exorcist"? 553 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,000 - Can I ask your permission about something? 554 00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:41,090 - You alright, possum? 555 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,583 - Can Woody stay the night? 556 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,233 As in last night. 557 00:31:49,110 --> 00:31:50,173 - Oh, is Woody here? 558 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,040 - We came back from the wedding and we were talking 559 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,010 and I don't know what happened. 560 00:31:58,010 --> 00:31:59,040 We dozed off. 561 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,740 - Oh, you can't wake a man from sleep 562 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,160 and spring things on him. 563 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,073 A second ago I was fast asleep, and now I feel sprung upon. 564 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:09,873 - I didn't want you to wake up and get a shock. 565 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:14,140 - Well, sweetheart, you should have asked us beforehand. 566 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,220 But you know I've always said 567 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:17,090 I'd much rather you under our roof 568 00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:19,370 than sneaking around somewhere. 569 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:20,620 So you're not in trouble. 570 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,093 As long as Woody promises to stay for breakfast, okay? 571 00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:27,203 - Thanks, Mum. 572 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,820 - Stay for breakfast? 573 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:32,653 What are you talking about? 574 00:32:32,653 --> 00:32:35,163 Now I've gotta wait on that little mongrel? 575 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,813 - We may as well get to know him. 576 00:32:38,295 --> 00:32:39,128 - Why? 577 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:56,570 - Sprog. 578 00:32:56,570 --> 00:32:59,270 - You no longer have the privilege of calling me that. 579 00:33:00,789 --> 00:33:01,780 - What are you doing? 580 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,880 - I want my ring back. 581 00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:05,423 I want my ring back. 582 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:34,693 - Bloody hell! (Debbie screams) 583 00:33:34,693 --> 00:33:35,900 Fuck! 584 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:36,990 - [Debbie] Jesus. 585 00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:38,340 - [Gary] Shit. 586 00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:39,490 - [Bruce] Sorry, man. 587 00:33:39,490 --> 00:33:41,400 - Bruce, you can't come in here! 588 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,321 - [Gary] What are you doing? 589 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:44,270 - Nothing. 590 00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:46,002 - Get the fuck out! 591 00:33:46,002 --> 00:33:47,470 - I can't. 592 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:48,623 I really can't. 593 00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:52,313 My stash is under your bed. 594 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,560 - That's the best place you could think of to put it? 595 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,393 - Yeah. 596 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:03,363 - [Gary] What is all this? 597 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:08,070 - Stuff we got from the fish and chip shop last night. 598 00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:09,730 Mate, it went off without a hitch. 599 00:34:09,730 --> 00:34:11,513 You should have seen it, Hennessy. 600 00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:13,523 It was perf. 601 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:17,523 Honestly, best night of my life. 602 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:19,283 - I'm glad. 603 00:34:22,253 --> 00:34:23,683 - I think I might get going. 604 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:28,060 (eggs sizzling) 605 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:30,543 - Woody, how do you like your eggs, sweetheart? 606 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,080 - Sunny side up. 607 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,340 - Sunny side up! 608 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:35,590 - Sunny side up, darling. 609 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,700 - Sunny side up it is. 610 00:34:43,390 --> 00:34:46,020 - Despite what you just did, I think you're doing great. 611 00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:47,720 Right, that's me off! 612 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,537 See you later, alligators. 613 00:34:49,537 --> 00:34:50,509 Mwah! 614 00:34:50,509 --> 00:34:51,874 See you, Woody! 615 00:34:51,874 --> 00:34:54,874 (soft bright music) 616 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,513 - Thank you, Mr. Knight. 617 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:23,073 So, do you prefer Mr. Knight or Roger? 618 00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:26,463 Or Rog? 619 00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:31,573 - h, Debbie! 620 00:35:34,788 --> 00:35:37,060 (both blow raspberry) 621 00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:38,197 Toast eggs? 622 00:35:38,197 --> 00:35:40,301 - Egg and toast. 623 00:35:40,301 --> 00:35:41,650 - Sue, where are you going? 624 00:35:41,650 --> 00:35:43,513 Don't leave me alone with him! 625 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:49,395 (Cheryl crying) 626 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,190 - Cheryl, slow down. 627 00:36:08,190 --> 00:36:10,283 Before you do anything, we need to talk. 628 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,330 - Debbie's back now. 629 00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:13,993 You don't need me here anymore. 630 00:36:14,830 --> 00:36:16,693 - Darling, we like having you here. 631 00:36:18,290 --> 00:36:19,323 - Stop pretending! 632 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,533 I know you all think I'm some low-life slut. 633 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:31,473 And I am, so just let me be one. 634 00:36:34,754 --> 00:36:36,769 - So, where are you going to go? 635 00:36:36,769 --> 00:36:38,019 - I don't know. 636 00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:42,379 Maybe I'll find some schoolteacher 637 00:36:42,379 --> 00:36:44,370 who can get me pregnant and I'll pop out 638 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:47,800 a couple of sprogs and get fat with Vicki. 639 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,133 She's never been so happy. 640 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:51,220 - No way, Jose. 641 00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:52,090 You can put these things 642 00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:54,720 back on the rack. - I don't want to! 643 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,553 I won't. 644 00:36:55,553 --> 00:36:57,930 I don't wanna live here anymore! 645 00:36:57,930 --> 00:37:00,593 You are all so boring. 646 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:03,053 And I'm not like you. 647 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,453 And I'm sick of sleeping on the floor like some dog. 648 00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:13,260 - But you're doing so well. 649 00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,777 Your marks are so good, Cheryl... 650 00:37:14,777 --> 00:37:18,610 - You think my mum cares about school? 651 00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:19,660 Or what I'm gonna be? 652 00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:24,530 She doesn't, and that's fine. 653 00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:25,833 That's just who we are. 654 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,477 You're not my family. 655 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:45,330 - Who does David ask for 656 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:48,053 on the football field every Saturday morning? 657 00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:50,413 - Me. 658 00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:56,510 - What color are Martin's socks? 659 00:37:56,510 --> 00:37:57,343 - Brown. 660 00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:00,853 He only has brown. 661 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,420 - What happens when the news comes on? 662 00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:07,543 - David has to take a bath. 663 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,793 - [Judy] And does he want to? 664 00:38:11,704 --> 00:38:13,260 - No. 665 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,663 - [Judy] What does he wanna do? 666 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:17,003 - Watch "Doctor Who." 667 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:17,873 - Is he allowed? 668 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:27,633 Well, it sounds like you're family to me. 669 00:38:37,677 --> 00:38:40,760 - Two, three, four, five, six, seven. 670 00:38:44,617 --> 00:38:45,643 What's going on? 671 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,623 - Um, Cheryl rooted a guy in your bed. 672 00:38:50,943 --> 00:38:51,776 - What? 673 00:39:02,311 --> 00:39:03,144 Mum! 674 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,690 - Debbie, you promised me that you'd be home 675 00:39:08,690 --> 00:39:10,340 straight after the wedding, and now here you are, 676 00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:12,340 just strolling in like it was yesterday. 677 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:13,513 Where have you been? 678 00:39:13,513 --> 00:39:14,670 - I can tell you where I haven't been. 679 00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:17,980 I haven't been here, rooting a guy on my bed. 680 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:21,740 - Well, Cheryl is very sorry about that. 681 00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:23,380 And I know that she has a few things 682 00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:25,080 that she would like to say to you. 683 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,310 - I'm really sorry, Debbie. 684 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:29,553 - Sorry? 685 00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:32,633 What a fucking joke. 686 00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:37,620 You know what, you took the blanket 687 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:38,960 away from me and Gary when we were outside 688 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,610 on the trampoline even though we said we were cold, 689 00:39:40,610 --> 00:39:42,210 because you don't trust me. 690 00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:43,320 Dad said, "Not under my roof," 691 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,260 when I was sitting with my knees up at the table. 692 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,430 And you said I'd be out on my ear 693 00:39:46,430 --> 00:39:48,650 when I said I wanted to drop a unit of English. 694 00:39:48,650 --> 00:39:50,610 - Well, obviously that's not working, 695 00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:53,220 so I'm trying something new. 696 00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:54,560 - [Debbie] What would happen if I did it? 697 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,443 - [Judy] I don't know. 698 00:39:55,443 --> 00:39:56,823 - What would happen if I did it, Mum? 699 00:39:56,823 --> 00:39:57,689 - I don't know. 700 00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:59,250 You are a complete stranger to me. 701 00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:02,033 I don't know what to do with you anymore. 702 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,613 - What happened when Cheryl did it? 703 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:09,693 She got a hug. 704 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:25,550 Ever since I got back, I can't work out 705 00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:28,140 if everything's the same or if it's different. 706 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:30,263 Or maybe I'm different. 707 00:40:31,144 --> 00:40:31,977 I can't tell. 708 00:40:34,283 --> 00:40:35,263 I really can't. 709 00:40:37,307 --> 00:40:38,830 All I know is that my head is spinning 710 00:40:38,830 --> 00:40:41,793 and everything seems to be fighting against me being here. 711 00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:45,070 Mum. 712 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:46,640 Cheryl. 713 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,443 School is completely pointless. 714 00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:53,310 I think they're all sinking. 715 00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:55,830 They're sinking into this place, you know? 716 00:40:55,830 --> 00:40:56,883 - We're not sinking. 717 00:40:58,010 --> 00:40:59,053 I won't let us sink. 718 00:41:08,081 --> 00:41:10,431 - You're the only person who makes sense to me. 719 00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:14,943 - I need you too. 720 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,810 Or else who's gonna hold my hair 721 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,736 back off my face when I spew? 722 00:41:21,736 --> 00:41:24,153 (both laugh) 723 00:41:28,427 --> 00:41:31,390 It's you and me, Debbie Vickers. 724 00:41:31,390 --> 00:41:35,573 You and me against the world. 725 00:41:37,447 --> 00:41:40,390 - Don't you mean it's me and you? 726 00:41:40,390 --> 00:41:42,780 - No, I insist. 727 00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:44,060 It's you and me. 728 00:41:45,439 --> 00:41:46,412 - Me and you. 729 00:41:46,412 --> 00:41:47,245 - No, you and me. 730 00:41:47,245 --> 00:41:48,078 - Me and you! 731 00:41:48,078 --> 00:41:49,632 - No, you and me! 732 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:52,299 (both laughing) 733 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,166 It's you and me. 734 00:42:10,722 --> 00:42:12,972 - Come on, it's me and you. 735 00:42:15,192 --> 00:42:16,692 - It's you and me. 736 00:42:19,009 --> 00:42:19,842 - It's us. 737 00:42:23,212 --> 00:42:25,879 (uneasy music) 46512

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