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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,172 --> 00:00:01,172 >> MS. McKRACKEN, TELL US-- 2 00:00:01,172 --> 00:00:02,379 >> IT'S NOT McKRACKEN. 3 00:00:02,379 --> 00:00:03,724 IT'S CAROL. McKRACKEN IS 4 00:00:03,724 --> 00:00:05,448 SOMETHING I JUST USE FOR LEGAL 5 00:00:05,448 --> 00:00:06,793 STUFF--DIVORCE PAPERS, 6 00:00:06,793 --> 00:00:08,275 BANKRUPTCY NOTICE, THAT SORT OF 7 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:09,103 THING. 8 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:09,793 >> AND CAROL IS YOUR MAIDEN 9 00:00:09,793 --> 00:00:10,689 NAME. 10 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:12,482 >> NO. MY PROFESSIONAL NAME. 11 00:00:12,482 --> 00:00:14,689 AS IN CHRISTMAS CAROL. 12 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:16,344 I MANAGE THE DECK THE HALLS 13 00:00:16,344 --> 00:00:18,275 STORE IN RESEDA, SPREADING 14 00:00:18,275 --> 00:00:19,379 CHEER THROUGHOUT THE YEAR WITH 15 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:20,655 THE WIDEST ASSORTMENT OF 16 00:00:20,655 --> 00:00:22,379 CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS SOUTH OF 17 00:00:22,379 --> 00:00:24,655 THE NORTH POLE. OH, AND THESE 18 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:28,793 ARE THE SPIRITS OF CHRISTMAS. 19 00:00:28,793 --> 00:00:30,275 >> SOMEBODY HAVE A LITTLE TOO 20 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:31,620 MUCH EGGNOG AND CRASHED THE 21 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,275 SLEIGH? 22 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:35,241 >> NO. WE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. 23 00:00:35,241 --> 00:00:40,000 WE STROLL AND SING. 24 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,689 >> ♪ HARK HOW THE BELLS 25 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:41,620 SWEET SILVER BELLS 26 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:42,448 ALL SEEM TO SAY, 27 00:00:42,448 --> 00:00:43,310 THROW CARES AWAY 28 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,310 CHRISTMAS IS HERE 29 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,586 BRINGING GOOD CHEER ♪ 30 00:00:46,586 --> 00:00:49,275 >> YOU'RE PROFESSIONAL CAROLERS. 31 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:50,620 >> WE'RE ALL PROUD MEMBERS OF 32 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,241 THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD, ON 33 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:54,137 HONORARY WITHDRAWAL. 34 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,344 DECK THE HALLS KEEPS US IN BREAD 35 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:56,517 PUDDING YEAR ROUND SO THAT WE 36 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:58,586 CAN GIVE THE GIFT OF LIVE MUSIC 37 00:00:58,586 --> 00:01:00,620 FOR FREE. THAT'S WHAT WE WERE 38 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:02,689 TRYING TO DO BEFORE OUR TRIP 39 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:04,103 TO VENICE. 40 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:04,793 >> OH, YOUR GROUP PERFORMED 41 00:01:04,793 --> 00:01:06,206 IN ITALY? 42 00:01:06,206 --> 00:01:07,448 >> CALIFORNIA. 43 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:09,000 THERE WE WERE IN OUR RED HATS 44 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,172 AND SCARVES... 45 00:01:10,172 --> 00:01:11,241 [WOMEN HUMMING] 46 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:12,517 SINGING A WINTER WONDERLAND 47 00:01:12,517 --> 00:01:14,172 WATCHING THE SUNSET ON THE BEACH 48 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,275 WHEN A TATTOOED MAN IN BLUE 49 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,103 APPROACHED AND ADVISED US THAT 50 00:01:17,103 --> 00:01:19,206 WE WERE IN CRIP TERRITORY. 51 00:01:19,206 --> 00:01:20,517 WELL, I HAPPEN TO SPEAK CRIP, 52 00:01:20,517 --> 00:01:22,034 SO I TOLD HIM, "CHILL. WE WERE 53 00:01:22,034 --> 00:01:24,241 FRIENDLIES." BUT THEN 5 MEN IN 54 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:26,241 BLUE APPROACHED AND ASKED IF THE 55 00:01:26,241 --> 00:01:27,758 RED SCARVES MEANT THAT WE WERE 56 00:01:27,758 --> 00:01:30,206 SENT BY THE BLOODS TO DISS THEM. 57 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:31,413 I SAID FO-SHIZZLE, WE WERE 58 00:01:31,413 --> 00:01:32,379 JUST SPREADING THE WORD AND 59 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:34,551 PLEASE NOT GET UP IN OUR GRILLS. 60 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:35,551 THEN I REACHED FOR MY 61 00:01:35,551 --> 00:01:38,000 PITCH-PIPE-- 62 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:38,689 >> THEY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF 63 00:01:38,689 --> 00:01:39,793 YOU. 64 00:01:39,793 --> 00:01:41,068 >> MAYBE THEY WEREN'T 65 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,137 MUSIC LOVERS. 66 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:44,000 >> HOW DID YOU ESCAPE UNHARMED? 67 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,103 >> I TOOK THEIR ADVICE AND 68 00:01:45,103 --> 00:01:46,172 HAULED MY CRACKER ASS OUT OF 69 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:47,655 THERE. 70 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:49,448 >> MS. CAROL, DOES YOUR STATUS 71 00:01:49,448 --> 00:01:51,172 AT THE SCREEN ACTOR'S GUILD 72 00:01:51,172 --> 00:01:52,620 ENTITLE YOU TO ACCIDENT 73 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,000 INSURANCE? 74 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,413 >> NO. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 75 00:01:56,413 --> 00:01:58,103 >> WE SAW A NOTICE ON THE SAG 76 00:01:58,103 --> 00:01:59,241 BULLETIN BOARD FOR THE HEDDA 77 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:01,689 GRUBMAN COSMETIC SURGERY FUND. 78 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,551 >> FOR ALL FOUR SURGERIES? 79 00:02:03,551 --> 00:02:06,034 >> IN RETURN FOR YOUR SERVICES, 80 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:09,275 WE'RE PREPARED TO RENDER OURS. 81 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:10,172 >> YOU WANT TO SING 82 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,000 FOR YOUR SURGERIES? 83 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,206 >> NOT JUST SING. "DECK THE 84 00:02:13,206 --> 00:02:14,655 HALLS." WE WILL OPEN OUR STORE 85 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:15,586 ROOM TO YOU. 86 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:17,172 MCNAMARA/TROY WILL BE TURNED 87 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:18,655 INTO A WINTER WONDERLAND WITH 88 00:02:18,655 --> 00:02:20,689 LIVE MUSIC COURTESY OF "THE 89 00:02:20,689 --> 00:02:24,310 SPIRITS." 90 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,241 >> MRS. GRUBMAN DID LOVE 91 00:02:25,241 --> 00:02:27,586 >> MRS. GRUBMAN DID LOVE CHRISTMAS. 92 00:02:27,586 --> 00:02:40,517 CHRISTMAS. 93 00:02:40,517 --> 00:02:43,551 CHRISTMAS. >> ♪ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL 94 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:49,482 >> ♪ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL 95 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:54,137 MAKE ME 96 00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:56,724 THE PERFECT SOUL 97 00:02:56,724 --> 00:03:00,000 A PERFECT LIFE 98 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,172 A PERFECT FACE 99 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:07,172 A PERFECT FACE A PERFECT LIE ♪ 100 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:12,689 A PERFECT LIE ♪ 101 00:03:12,689 --> 00:03:14,586 >> SEAN, REALLY. WHAT ARE WE, 5? 102 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:16,241 >> OH, COME ON. WE'VE BEEN DOING 103 00:03:16,241 --> 00:03:17,689 SECRET SANTA SINCE COLLEGE. 104 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:18,793 IT'S A HOLIDAY TRADITION. 105 00:03:18,793 --> 00:03:19,724 >> SO'S MINCE MEAT, WHATEVER 106 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:21,448 THE HELL THAT IS. 107 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:22,689 >> WELL, I THINK IT'S SWEET. 108 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:24,275 I MEAN, IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOME 109 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:25,793 SORT OF A TRADITION, 110 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:26,793 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CELEBRATE 111 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:28,068 CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR 112 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:30,206 IN A BATHING SUIT AND SUNBLOCK. 113 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:31,793 >> THINK OF IT AS A CHALLENGE 114 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:32,689 FINDING SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND 115 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:35,068 MEANINGFUL FOR UNDER $10. 116 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:36,000 >> GOOD. SO, YOU WON'T MIND 117 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 ANOTHER "PULL MY FINGER SANTA?" 118 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,206 >> LOOK--WE HAVEN'T ALL BEEN 119 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:40,758 TOGETHER ON CHRISTMAS IN A LONG 120 00:03:40,758 --> 00:03:42,172 TIME. MAYBE IT IS STUPID, BUT I 121 00:03:42,172 --> 00:03:44,034 WANT TO DO IT, OK? I WANT TO DO 122 00:03:44,034 --> 00:03:46,758 THE TREE, THE BIG TURKEY DINNER. 123 00:03:46,758 --> 00:03:47,689 IF WE CAN'T TAKE THE TIME TO 124 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:49,034 CELEBRATE BEING TOGETHER AS A 125 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:50,724 FAMILY WHEN WE ARE, WE'RE GOING 126 00:03:50,724 --> 00:03:53,724 TO REGRET IT WHEN WE'RE NOT. 127 00:03:53,724 --> 00:03:56,517 TO REGRET IT WHEN WE'RE NOT. >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT. 128 00:03:56,517 --> 00:04:06,448 >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT. 129 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:08,206 >> IF YOU GET YOUR OWN NAME, 130 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,241 WE THROW THEM ALL BACK AND WE 131 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:10,172 TRY AGAIN. 132 00:04:10,172 --> 00:04:16,379 >> YES, YES. 133 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:21,034 [PHONE RINGS] 134 00:04:21,034 --> 00:04:24,551 >> HELLO. 135 00:04:24,551 --> 00:04:28,793 HOW BAD? 136 00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:32,551 UM, WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 137 00:04:32,551 --> 00:04:38,034 MATT'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 138 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:39,103 >> HE'S GOT SECOND DEGREE BURNS 139 00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:40,413 OVER 30 PERCENT OF HIS BODY, 140 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,724 MOSTLY BACK AND LEGS. WE HAD TO 141 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:43,241 WAIT FOR HIS VITALS TO STABILIZE 142 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,206 IN THE E.R. BEFORE TRANSFERRING 143 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:45,448 HIM OVER HERE. 144 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:46,482 >> HONEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 145 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:47,379 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE 146 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:48,241 ALL RIGHT. 147 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:49,172 >> PULSE IS 160... 148 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:50,413 >> HANG IN THERE, BUDDY. 149 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,448 >> HE'LL NEED EXCISION AND 150 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:52,482 GRAFTING. 151 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:53,517 >> WE'LL DO IT. 152 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:54,620 >> FINE. WE'LL JUST PREP HIM AND 153 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,000 CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES. 154 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,758 >> MY GOD, I JUST DON'T 155 00:04:56,758 --> 00:04:57,655 UNDERSTAND HOW THIS COULD HAVE 156 00:04:57,655 --> 00:04:58,206 HAPPENED. 157 00:04:58,206 --> 00:04:59,413 >> METHAMPHETAMINE LAB 158 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:01,241 EXPLOSION. EXCUSE ME. 159 00:05:01,241 --> 00:05:02,482 >> METH LAB EXPLOSION? 160 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:03,793 >> WE THOUGHT HE WAS CLEAN. 161 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,275 >> AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? 162 00:05:05,275 --> 00:05:06,620 >> HE TOLD US IT WAS OVER. 163 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:07,517 THAT HE'D GOTTEN HELP AND 164 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:09,034 HAD IT UNDER CONTROL. 165 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:09,724 >> HE ASKED US TO TRUST HIM, 166 00:05:09,724 --> 00:05:11,103 JULIA. 167 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,103 >> WE'LL BE BACK WHEN WE'RE 168 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,137 FINISHED. 169 00:05:15,137 --> 00:05:18,034 FINISHED. >> PAGING DR. DAVIES, PLEASE. 170 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:31,793 >> PAGING DR. DAVIES, PLEASE. 171 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:35,172 >> HE'S LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. 172 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:39,793 WE HAVE TO FOCUS ON THAT. 173 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:41,000 I'M ANGRY AT HIM, TOO, YOU 174 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,034 I'M ANGRY AT HIM, TOO, YOU KNOW? 175 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:55,793 KNOW? 176 00:05:55,793 --> 00:06:02,206 >> HOW ARE YOU FEELING, SWEETIE? 177 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:04,068 >> THE SURGERY WENT WELL. 178 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:06,172 WE HAD TO DO SOME GRAFTING. 179 00:06:06,172 --> 00:06:08,344 WE TOOK SOME SKIN FROM YOUR ASS. 180 00:06:08,344 --> 00:06:09,655 YOU KNOW, THE PLACE WHERE YOU 181 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:12,517 KEEP YOUR BRAINS? 182 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:15,724 >> THANK YOU. 183 00:06:15,724 --> 00:06:18,103 >> THEY SAID YOU WERE LUCKY. 184 00:06:18,103 --> 00:06:21,310 THAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. 185 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,172 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO 186 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:24,793 YOURSELF? I JUST DON'T 187 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,793 YOURSELF? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 188 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:32,275 UNDERSTAND. 189 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:34,000 >> IN THE AMBULANCE I HEARD 190 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,103 THEM. THEY DIDN'T THINK I WAS 191 00:06:37,103 --> 00:06:39,413 GOING TO MAKE IT. 192 00:06:39,413 --> 00:06:40,344 AND ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS 193 00:06:40,344 --> 00:06:43,068 AND ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS JENNA, ABOUT LEAVING MY BABY. 194 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:49,068 JENNA, ABOUT LEAVING MY BABY. 195 00:06:49,068 --> 00:06:51,793 DON'T GIVE UP ON ME, OK? 196 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:55,034 >> NO ONE'S GIVING UP ON YOU. 197 00:06:55,034 --> 00:06:58,172 WE'RE YOUR FAMILY. YOU'LL BE OUT 198 00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:01,137 IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. AND WE'LL 199 00:07:01,137 --> 00:07:02,275 ALL BE TOGETHER. 200 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:04,448 >> NO, WE WON'T. 201 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:07,103 YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 202 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:09,344 YOUR PROMISES ARE SHIT, MAN. 203 00:07:09,344 --> 00:07:10,517 I'M DONE SAVING YOUR ASS. 204 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,793 I'M DONE BEING SUCKED IN BY YOUR 205 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:14,137 LIES, YOUR PATHETIC CRIES FOR 206 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:15,344 HELP. YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO 207 00:07:15,344 --> 00:07:16,758 BE A PARENT--PEELING SKIN AWAY 208 00:07:16,758 --> 00:07:19,206 FROM THE BODY OF YOUR OWN CHILD? 209 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,103 THE CHILD YOU DELIVERED WITH 210 00:07:20,103 --> 00:07:22,586 THE CHILD YOU DELIVERED WITH YOUR OWN HANDS? I'M THROUGH! 211 00:07:22,586 --> 00:07:28,586 YOUR OWN HANDS? I'M THROUGH! 212 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:29,586 >> DON'T WORRY. HE'LL COME 213 00:07:29,586 --> 00:07:32,413 >> DON'T WORRY. HE'LL COME AROUND. I'LL TALK TO HIM. 214 00:07:32,413 --> 00:07:42,344 AROUND. I'LL TALK TO HIM. 215 00:07:42,344 --> 00:07:43,482 >> THE BULLET ENTERED AT 216 00:07:43,482 --> 00:07:45,586 A STRANGE ANGLE. WHOEVER DID 217 00:07:45,586 --> 00:07:46,724 THIS MUST HAVE BEEN UP PRETTY 218 00:07:46,724 --> 00:07:47,655 CLOSE. 219 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:49,655 >> HE WAS SITTING ON MY LAP. 220 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:51,689 >> OH, SO THIS WAS A LOVER'S 221 00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:53,482 QUARREL. 222 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:56,206 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 223 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:59,034 IT WAS A KID, 9 OR 10 YEARS OLD. 224 00:07:59,034 --> 00:08:00,206 >> SORRY. I THOUGHT THAT-- 225 00:08:00,206 --> 00:08:02,137 >> LOOK, I NEEDED SOME EXTRA 226 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:04,758 CASH LAST CHRISTMAS, SO I TOOK 227 00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:10,655 A GIG PLAYING SANTA. 228 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:12,137 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, JACOB. 229 00:08:12,137 --> 00:08:14,793 I HAD A LINE A MILE LONG. 230 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:15,724 THE STORE WAS GOING TO CLOSE IN 231 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:18,034 A HALF HOUR. 232 00:08:18,034 --> 00:08:19,137 FROM THE MINUTE HE CLIMBED THOSE 233 00:08:19,137 --> 00:08:20,344 STEPS, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS 234 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:23,206 WRONG. THINKING BACK, IT WAS 235 00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:24,586 LIKE HE WAS ON A MISSION OR 236 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:27,724 SOMETHING. 237 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,655 I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTED FOR 238 00:08:28,655 --> 00:08:30,137 CHRISTMAS. 239 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:31,137 >> SAME AS LAST YEAR. DON'T YOU 240 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:33,241 REMEMBER? EVERY CHRISTMAS I GIVE 241 00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:35,793 YOU A LIST--A NINTENDO, AN iPOD, 242 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:38,103 A DIGITAL CAMERA. AND EVERY TIME 243 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:39,137 YOU TELL ME YOU'LL GET ME THAT 244 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:41,689 STUFF, IF I'M GOOD. 245 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,379 YEAH, RIGHT. BEING GOOD DOESN'T 246 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:45,206 GET YOU ANYTHING, DOES IT? 247 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:46,068 YOU LYING SACK OF CHRISTMAS 248 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,275 YOU LYING SACK OF CHRISTMAS SHIT. 249 00:08:48,275 --> 00:08:56,206 SHIT. 250 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,206 >> THEY SHOT SANTA! 251 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:04,793 [KIDS SCREAMING] 252 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:07,448 >> DID THEY CATCH THE KID? 253 00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:09,310 >> YEAH. BUT I DIDN'T PRESS 254 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:13,034 CHARGES. I MEAN, THE KID'S HAD 255 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:14,655 IT TOUGH ENOUGH. 256 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,000 WHY MAKE IT WORSE? 257 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,275 >> WELL, THAT'S VERY MAGNANIMOUS 258 00:09:18,275 --> 00:09:21,000 OF YOU, MR. COLLINS. 259 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,172 I'M NOT SURE MANY PEOPLE WOULD 260 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:28,068 HAVE RESPONDED QUITE THAT WAY. 261 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,517 WE'D HAVE TO REOPEN THE WOUND, 262 00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:32,000 CLEAN THE SCARRING AND DAMAGED 263 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,034 TISSUE, AND THEN CREATE 264 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,034 SOMETHING CALLED A "LIMBERG 265 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:36,551 FLAP," WHICH WE'D ROTATE ONTO 266 00:09:36,551 --> 00:09:38,724 THE ENLARGED HOLE. I COULD 267 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,241 SCHEDULE YOU FOR SOMETIME 268 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:41,068 AFTER THE-- 269 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:43,586 >> NO. I WANT IT DONE NOW. 270 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,344 I WANT TO BE OUT IN TIME TO BE 271 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:48,103 SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 272 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,379 LOOK, DOC, I'VE SPENT A YEAR 273 00:09:50,379 --> 00:09:52,379 NERVOUS AROUND KIDS, YOU KNOW? 274 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:54,137 IT'S LIKE POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS 275 00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:56,034 SYNDROME. I'VE GOT TO GET BACK 276 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:59,448 ON THE REINDEER. I LIKE KIDS. 277 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:00,620 I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE 278 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,482 AFRAID OF THEM, HAVE THEM AFRAID 279 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:04,448 AFRAID OF THEM, HAVE THEM AFRAID OF ME. 280 00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:10,448 OF ME. 281 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:12,000 >> MMM...I TALKED TO SEAN 282 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,068 >> MMM...I TALKED TO SEAN ABOUT MATT. HE'LL COME AROUND. 283 00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:20,068 ABOUT MATT. HE'LL COME AROUND. 284 00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:21,482 >> THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT-- 285 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:22,724 SNEAKING AROUND. 286 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:23,724 >> THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD TELL 287 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:27,068 HIM. JUST BE HONEST ABOUT IT. 288 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,172 >> I'M GOING TO WAIT 'TILL AFTER 289 00:10:28,172 --> 00:10:30,655 THE HOLIDAYS. IT WAS GOING TO BE 290 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:32,275 HARD ENOUGH THIS YEAR WITH 291 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:35,068 EVERYTHING GOING ON WITH MATT. 292 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,137 IT'D JUST BE CRUEL. 293 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,000 >> WHAT ABOUT OLIVIA? 294 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,620 YOU HAVE TO TELL HER, TOO. 295 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,448 >> NO. SHE HAS TOO MUCH GOING ON 296 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:45,310 WITH EDEN. I WANT TO WAIT 'TILL 297 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:48,068 AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. PLEASE. 298 00:10:48,068 --> 00:10:51,310 IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 299 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,517 [DOOR OPENS] 300 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:59,482 >> SHIT! 301 00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:05,551 JESUS! 302 00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:06,586 >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS IN 303 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,034 SURGERY ALL AFTERNOON. 304 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,206 >> SOMEONE MUST HAVE CANCELED. 305 00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:13,482 >> HELLO. 306 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:14,689 >> I'M NOT GETTING IN THAT 307 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,344 CLOSET. 308 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:18,551 CLOSET. >> CHRISTIAN. CHRISTIAN? 309 00:11:18,551 --> 00:11:25,482 >> CHRISTIAN. CHRISTIAN? 310 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:28,758 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 311 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:30,793 >> JUST WORKING OUT. I ALWAYS DO 312 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:33,172 THIS AFTER I MASTURBATE. 313 00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,068 MAKE SURE I HIT ALL THE MUSCLE 314 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,241 GROUPS. 315 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,275 >> I THOUGHT WE'D GO GET A TREE 316 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,034 TOGETHER. I FOUND THIS GREAT 317 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,793 ORGANIC TREE FARM DOWN ON THIRD. 318 00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:42,620 THEY'VE GOT DOUGLAS FIRS AND 319 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,793 COLORADO BLUE SPRUCE-- 320 00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:46,034 >> SEAN, SEAN, SEAN! 321 00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:47,448 YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO WORK OUT 322 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,344 IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND NOT 323 00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:52,275 WANT TO WHACK OFF AGAIN. 324 00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:53,758 >> YOU'RE SICK. 325 00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:56,758 >> AH...WHOA. 326 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,758 YOU GO BY YOURSELF. 327 00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:01,034 I CAN TAKE ALL NIGHT. 328 00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,655 I NEED A LOT OF FOREPLAY. 329 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,206 >> I'LL WAIT. I'M NOT DUE BACK 330 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,068 IN SURGERY FOR A COUPLE OF 331 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:08,103 IN SURGERY FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 332 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:20,517 HOURS. 333 00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:21,413 >> CAN I GET YOU SOME WATER OR 334 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,448 SOMETHING? 335 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,448 >> GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 336 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:24,758 I'M NOT GOOD IN SMALL, DARK 337 00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:26,206 SPACES. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN 338 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,620 A SEALED COFFIN. 339 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:33,517 >> CHRISTIAN! 340 00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:35,275 ARE YOU DONE? 341 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,448 >> OH, YOU GO, MAN. I JUST WANT 342 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:38,620 TO TAKE A NAP AND CUDDLE. 343 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,310 >> COME ON. GET UP AND LET'S GO! 344 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,655 >> OH, YOU GO. I'M ALL SNUGGLED 345 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:43,068 UP HERE. 346 00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:43,758 IT'S PATHETIC PICKING 347 00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:46,413 OUT A TREE BY YOURSELF. 348 00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:47,206 WE USED TO ALWAYS DO IT 349 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:52,517 TOGETHER, THE 3 OF US, REMEMBER? 350 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,482 >> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 351 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,448 THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 352 00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:57,172 NOW WE DO THINGS BY OURSELVES, 353 00:12:57,172 --> 00:12:58,448 LIKE, TIE OUR SHOELACES AND PICK 354 00:12:58,448 --> 00:12:59,379 UP TREES. 355 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,379 >> FINE. I'LL CALL JULIA. 356 00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:09,241 SEE IF SHE'LL COME. 357 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:15,172 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 358 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:16,758 WHY IS HER PHONE HERE? 359 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:18,448 >> I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I MUST 360 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,655 HAVE PICKED IT OUT BY MISTAKE 361 00:13:19,655 --> 00:13:24,206 WHEN WE PLAYED SECRET SANTA. 362 00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:27,482 >> ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO BY MYSELF. 363 00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:28,517 IF I HEAR ONE WORD ABOUT THE 364 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,724 SIZE OR SHAPE. 365 00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:30,586 >> I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR 366 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:34,586 GIRLFRIENDS, SEAN. 367 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:40,551 [DOOR CLOSES] 368 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,793 >> THAT WAS FUN. LET'S NEVER DO 369 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,482 THAT AGAIN. 370 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:46,793 HAVE YOU SEEN MY OTHER SHOE? 371 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,793 >> UH... 372 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:56,551 THERE YOU GO. 373 00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:57,586 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 374 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,517 >> WHERE I SHOULD HAVE GONE 375 00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,793 INSTEAD OF COMING HERE. 376 00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:01,206 TO TALK TO KIMBER. 377 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,137 >> YOU SURE YOU'LL COME OUT 378 00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,068 ALIVE? 379 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,172 >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HAVE 380 00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:05,310 TO TRY. 381 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,206 I MEAN, THE FACT IS, IF I CAN 382 00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,206 AVOID HURTING SEAN AND OLIVIA, 383 00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:11,551 I WILL. 384 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,517 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE MY SON 385 00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:16,103 WAKE UP AND FEEL THAT EVERYONE 386 00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:18,655 IN HIS LIFE HAS DESERTED HIM. 387 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:19,586 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M COMING 388 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,793 WITH YOU. 389 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,137 AH. TAKES AT LEAST 2 TO TANGO 390 00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,275 WITH KIMBER, PREFERABLY 8. 391 00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:28,551 ONE FOR EACH TENTACLE. 392 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,206 >> ♪ O CHRISTMAS TREE 393 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:31,724 O CHRISTMAS TREE 394 00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:34,586 THY LEAVES ARE NEVER CHANGING 395 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,103 O CHRISTMAS TREE 396 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,620 O CHRISTMAS TREE 397 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,586 THY LEAVES ARE NEVER CHANGING 398 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:42,172 THEY ALL ARE GREEN 399 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,310 WHEN SUMMER'S HERE 400 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,103 THEY ALL ARE GREEN 401 00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,413 WHEN WINTER'S HERE 402 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:47,517 O CHRISTMAS TREE 403 00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,344 O CHRISTMAS TREE 404 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,758 THEY LEAVES ARE NEVER CHANGING 405 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,413 O CHRISTMAS TREE 406 00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:55,586 O CHRISTMAS TREE...♪ 407 00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,275 >> GO AWAY! 408 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,586 BAH HUMBUG. 409 00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:00,068 >> EBENEZER CRUZ, WHERE'S 410 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,379 YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT? 411 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,482 >> OH, I LOVE THAT OUR SAVIOR 412 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,310 WAS BORN. I JUST HATE THE PARTY 413 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:09,586 WE THROW AND THE MUSIC. 414 00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:11,448 I MEAN, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY. 415 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,275 GETTING PLUGGED BY A 10-YEAR-OLD 416 00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,137 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET A 417 00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:16,517 NINTENDO. PEOPLE GO BROKE, 418 00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,448 THEY EAT TOO MUCH, SPEND IT 419 00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:19,517 ALONE-- 420 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,793 >> OH, COME ON, LIZ. AFTER ALL 421 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,172 THESE YEARS, YOU STILL NEED 422 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,689 AN ENGRAVED INVITATION? 423 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,103 YOU'RE SPENDING THE DAY WITH US, 424 00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:25,689 JUST LIKE YOU DO EVERY 425 00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:27,758 CHRISTMAS. YOU, TOO, LINDA. 426 00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:30,137 >> CAN'T. I'M GOLFING. 427 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,137 >> IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT 428 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,344 YOU. WE'RE HAVING EVERYBODY 429 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,034 OVER. JULIE'S COMING. 430 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,620 AND OLIVIA. 431 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:36,620 >> I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT 432 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,482 EITHER. 433 00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:39,379 >> ARE YOU STILL PISSED ABOUT 434 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,517 WHAT HAPPENED WITH JULIA? 435 00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:42,517 >> I WISH THAT I WERE A BETTER 436 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:45,655 PERSON, SEAN. BUT MAYBE WE BOTH 437 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:46,793 CAN LEARN A LESSON IN 438 00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,620 FORGIVENESS FROM SANTA. 439 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:49,793 >> SO YOU THINK DUKE HERE DID 440 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,000 THE RIGHT THING BY FORGIVING 441 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,551 THE KID THAT SHOT HIM. 442 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:53,482 THAT THE PUNK'S GOING TO 443 00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:54,689 SUDDENLY SEE THE LIGHT AND GO 444 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:57,068 STRAIGHT? WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU 445 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:58,344 LIVING IN? 446 00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:00,034 "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE"? 447 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,034 SHOULD HAVE PRESSED CHARGES AND 448 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,620 LOCKED THAT KID UP, SO NO ONE 449 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,103 ELSE WOULD WIND UP WITH A HOLE 450 00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:05,517 IN THEIR FACE. 451 00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:07,241 >> IT'S ABOUT LOVE, SEAN. 452 00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:09,448 >> IT'S ABOUT LOVE, SEAN. IT'S ABOUT GRACE. 453 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:24,379 IT'S ABOUT GRACE. 454 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:28,241 >> MR. MCNAMARA, ARE YOU ASLEEP? 455 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,172 YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP THE LAST 456 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:32,172 4 TIMES I'VE COME TO VISIT. 457 00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:33,241 5'S MY LIMIT. I WON'T BE BACK 458 00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:36,482 AGAIN. 459 00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:39,275 MR. MCNAMARA, PERSONS SUFFERING 460 00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:40,758 DISFIGUREMENT FROM A TRAUMATIC 461 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,103 EVENT HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO 462 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:44,379 RECREATE THEMSELVES, 463 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:50,275 TO ADAPT TO NEW BODY IMAGES. 464 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:53,137 >> LOOK, LADY, MY DAD'S 465 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,586 A PLASTIC SURGEON, OK? 466 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:56,689 I'M GOING TO BE FINE, SO TRY 467 00:16:56,689 --> 00:17:00,413 RECREATING SOMEONE ELSE. 468 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,586 >> I DON'T USUALLY FORCE MY 469 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,620 SERVICES ON UNWILLING PATIENTS. 470 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,793 THE RESULTS ARE RARELY 471 00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:07,551 SUCCESSFUL. 472 00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:11,034 HOWEVER, AFTER READING YOUR 473 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:13,172 MEDICAL HISTORY, I THINK YOU'RE 474 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:14,241 DEFINITELY IN NEED OF SOME 475 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,482 RECREATION. YOU TESTED DIRTY 476 00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:22,103 FOR METH. I'M RACHEL BEN-NATAN, 477 00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:23,241 YOUR BURN REHABILITATION 478 00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:24,758 COUNSELOR. I'M HERE TO ASSIST 479 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,793 YOU. 480 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:31,620 >> HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 481 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,379 >> IT WAS A FALAFEL ATTACK. 482 00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:38,551 YOU KNOW, THOSE PITA SANDWICHES? 483 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:41,758 I JUST HAD TO HAVE ONE. SO I 484 00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,103 WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY 485 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:47,034 CAFETERIA, I SAT DOWN ACROSS THE 486 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:51,517 TABLE FROM A VERY HANDSOME BOY. 487 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,000 I WAS QUITE BEAUTIFUL. I COULD 488 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,620 ALWAYS GET ANYONE I WANTED. 489 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,206 WHEN HE TURNED AWAY, I JUST 490 00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,655 ASSUMED HE WAS GAY AND WENT BACK 491 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,275 TO MY FALAFEL. I WAS JUST ABOUT 492 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,344 TO TAKE THE FIRST BITE WHEN HE 493 00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:06,413 BLEW HIMSELF UP. 494 00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:10,241 7 STUDENTS DIED. THERE WAS BLOOD 495 00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,689 AND BODY PARTS, AND PIECES OF 496 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:14,551 FLESH EVERYWHERE. I DON'T KNOW 497 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,551 HOW I SURVIVED. I WAS VERY 498 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:17,724 LUCKY. 499 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:21,275 >> YOU THINK YOU WERE LUCKY? 500 00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,793 >> WELL, I'VE LOST MY TASTE FOR 501 00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:24,620 FALAFEL, BUT I STILL HAVE MY 502 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,000 LIFE. HAVE YOU WALKED THE 503 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,793 HALLWAYS TODAY? 504 00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:31,689 >> NO. IT STILL HURTS. 505 00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:32,689 >> IT WILL HURT MORE IF YOU 506 00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:34,655 DON'T. 507 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,034 >> WHAT IF I SAY NO? 508 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:38,206 >> TRY IT AND SEE. I SHOULD WARN 509 00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:39,517 YOU THOUGH, I SPENT 2 YEARS IN 510 00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:45,068 THE ISRAELI ARMY. 511 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,137 THE ISRAELI ARMY. >> OK. 512 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:56,068 >> OK. 513 00:18:56,068 --> 00:19:03,068 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 514 00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:05,172 >> AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE 515 00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:08,275 BIGGEST DICK IN TOWN. 516 00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:13,620 KEEP IT UP, DANNY BOY. 517 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:17,793 >> HA HA! HOW ABOUT THAT, UH? 518 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,068 ALL RIGHT, GO ON WITH YOUR 519 00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:20,103 BUSINESS. WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE 520 00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:21,793 SWINGING. 521 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,758 SO, WHO'S THE OVER-40 CROWD? 522 00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,448 >> NO ONE. JUST SOME GHOSTS FROM 523 00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:27,310 CHRISTMAS PAST. 524 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,793 JUST STAY CLOSE, 'CAUSE 525 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:29,793 I MIGHT NEED YOU. 526 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,241 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JULIA. 527 00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:33,137 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD BABY 528 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,034 JENNA? 529 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:35,379 >> YEAH. MAY I? 530 00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:37,793 >> NO. YOU MAY NOT. 531 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,103 >> EMILY, TAKE JENNA TO DAYCARE. 532 00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:41,206 >> OH, SO I TAKE IT YOU 2 ARE 533 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,413 MATTIE'S PARENTS. I PROMISE YOU 534 00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,379 THAT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER WILL GET 535 00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,551 EVERYTHING THAT MONEY CAN BUY. 536 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,068 >> GREAT. SO SHE CAN GROW UP TO 537 00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:49,655 BE JUST LIKE HER MOMMY. 538 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:50,655 >> OH, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD 539 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,655 HOPE FOR MIRACLES, DO YOU? 540 00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:53,620 WOULDN'T WANT TO PRESSURE THE 541 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,137 CHILD. 542 00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:56,655 >> RAM'S GOING TO MARRY ME, AND 543 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:57,758 THEN HE'S GOING TO LEGALLY ADOPT 544 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,758 JENNA ONCE WE BOTH GET DIVORCED. 545 00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:00,793 >> WELL, THAT'S WHY WE CAME, 546 00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,310 KIMBER, BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU'D 547 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,793 LIKE TO KNOW MATT'S HAD AN 548 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:05,793 ACCIDENT. HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL 549 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,551 AND HE'S BEEN BADLY BURNED. 550 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,206 >> MAKING METH, RIGHT? 551 00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:10,448 WELL, THANK GOD JENNA WAS WITH 552 00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:11,655 ME. 553 00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,137 >> YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE NEAR 554 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,724 THAT CHILD, KIMBER, AND YOU KNOW 555 00:20:14,724 --> 00:20:15,551 IT. 556 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:16,586 >> OH, WHAT? YOU'RE A GOOD 557 00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:17,724 MOTHER, WHY? BECAUSE YOU WENT 558 00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:18,793 TO COLLEGE? OR IS IT BECAUSE 559 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:20,137 YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO WORK A DAY 560 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,137 IN YOUR LIFE? 561 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,586 >> BECAUSE I WAS BUSY RAISING 562 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:23,620 A FAMILY. 563 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,068 >> YEAH. YOU WERE LOUSY AT IT. 564 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,275 >> YOU ROBBED HIM OF EVERYTHING, 565 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:28,586 KIMBER. HIS IDENTITY, HIS MONEY, 566 00:20:28,586 --> 00:20:30,551 HIS FUTURE. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 567 00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:32,275 ROB HIM OF HIS CHILD. 568 00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,206 >> DON'T YOU THINK THAT THE 569 00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,034 LITTLE GIRL IS GOING TO BE 570 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:34,758 A LITTLE BIT BETTER OFF WITH 571 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,068 KIMBER AND ME, RATHER THAN SOME 572 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,310 PUNK WHO IS WILLING TO BE FILMED 573 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,379 TAKING IT UP THE ASS SO HE CAN 574 00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:41,241 SCORE A LITTLE BIT MORE BOO-YAH? 575 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,206 >> THAT'S MY SON, YOU 576 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:44,482 DICK-SUCKING PIMP. 577 00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:45,413 >> DIDN'T YOU GUYS KNOW THAT 578 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:48,068 MATT WORKED HERE? OH, YEAH. 579 00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:49,448 RAM CAST HIM IN "FIRST TIME 580 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,517 FAIRIES." 581 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,103 AS A BOTTOM. 582 00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:54,655 >> STOP IT, KIMBER. 583 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:55,517 YOU'RE LYING. 584 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:56,551 >> IT'S THE ONLY THING SHE'S 585 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:57,758 GOOD AT, EXCEPT FOR SPREADING 586 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,241 HER LEGS. 587 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,620 >> YEAH. WELL, MY DAUGHTER'S 588 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,206 GOING TO HAVE EVERYTHING. 589 00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,137 SHE'S GOING TO HAVE DESIGNER 590 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,620 CLOTHES, GOURMET FOOD, AND 2 591 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,448 PARENTS WHO LOVE HER. 592 00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,172 WHAT'S MATT GOING TO GIVE HER? 593 00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:11,000 DRUGS? SO STOP TRYING TO RESCUE 594 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,448 MY CHILD WHEN YOU CAN'T SAVE 595 00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:14,137 YOUR OWN. COULD YOU PLEASE 596 00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,586 ESCORT THESE GRANDPARENTS OUT 597 00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:20,103 OF HERE? 598 00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:26,655 >> HEY! MERRY CHRISTMAS. 599 00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:27,448 >> ♪ CHOCOLATE CAKES 600 00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:28,586 AND BUTTER CAKES 601 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:31,448 AND CAKES WITH LOTS OF SPICE 602 00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:33,413 LAYERED CAKES AND ANGEL CAKES 603 00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:35,586 I THINK OF EVERY NIGHT 604 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,137 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO 605 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,137 CHRISTMAS TIME 606 00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:40,137 CAN ANYONE DISPUTE? 607 00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:41,517 THAT WHEN YOU BAKE 608 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,482 A CHRISTMAS CAKE 609 00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:43,620 IT REALLY SHOULD BE 610 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:46,068 SURELY GOOD, YES IT WOULD BE 611 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:48,655 POSITIVELY ABSOLUTELY MOSTLY 612 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,482 MADE WITH FRUIT 613 00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:53,482 CINNAMON, CINNAMON 614 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:55,448 DON'T FORGET THE CINNAMON 615 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,448 A PERFECT SPICE 616 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:57,482 WILL MAKE IT NICE 617 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,482 BUT DON'T FORGET THE CINNAMON 618 00:21:59,482 --> 00:22:01,517 CINNAMON, CINNAMON 619 00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:03,551 DON'T FORGET THE CINNAMON 620 00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:05,620 PERFECT SPICE WILL MAKE IT NICE 621 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,206 BUT DON'T FORGET THE CINNAMON 622 00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:12,586 HAVE A BITE OF 623 00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:15,034 FRUITCAKE 624 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,034 FRUITCAKE MMM... ♪ 625 00:22:18,034 --> 00:22:28,793 MMM... ♪ 626 00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:33,517 >> HI, JULIA. 627 00:22:33,517 --> 00:22:35,344 I MADE SOME FRUITCAKE. 628 00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:36,241 IT'S A RECIPE FROM ONE OF 629 00:22:36,241 --> 00:22:38,517 MY MOM'S EX'S. 630 00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:39,517 SHE WAS A REAL BITCH, BUT 631 00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:42,517 A DYNAMITE PASTRY CHEF. 632 00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:43,620 >> OH, AT LEAST THERE WAS 633 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,448 SOMETHING YOU LIKED ABOUT HER. 634 00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:49,379 >> I MADE IT FOR YOU. 635 00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:52,068 IT'S SORT OF A PEACE OFFERING. 636 00:22:52,068 --> 00:22:53,758 >> HA HA. YOU WANT PEACE, EDEN? 637 00:22:53,758 --> 00:22:55,172 IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT 638 00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:56,586 MORE THAN A FRUITCAKE AFTER WHAT 639 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:59,000 YOU'VE DONE. 640 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,586 >> YOU HAVE EVERY REASON TO HATE 641 00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:02,482 ME, JULIA. MY BEING WITH SEAN 642 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,482 WAS INEXCUSABLE. SOME SORT OF 643 00:23:04,482 --> 00:23:07,206 ACTING OUT, I GUESS. 644 00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:08,034 I REALLY SHOULD BE BACK IN 645 00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:12,586 THERAPY. MY ANGER TOWARDS YOU-- 646 00:23:12,586 --> 00:23:14,034 I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THE WAY 647 00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:18,379 I'VE BEHAVED. 648 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:23,275 LOOK...YOU LOVE MY MOM, MY MOM 649 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:26,655 LOVES YOU. 650 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,413 I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL FAMILY. 651 00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:31,620 I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL FAMILY. MAYBE THIS COULD BE ONE. 652 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:36,620 MAYBE THIS COULD BE ONE. 653 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,551 >> I USED TO LOVE FRUITCAKE WHEN 654 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:42,551 I WAS A GIRL. 655 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:47,103 IT'S SO FATTENING. 656 00:23:47,103 --> 00:23:49,551 IT'S SO FATTENING. >> ONE BITE WON'T HURT. 657 00:23:49,551 --> 00:24:04,482 >> ONE BITE WON'T HURT. 658 00:24:04,482 --> 00:24:05,551 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR 659 00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:08,586 CHRISTMAS? 660 00:24:08,586 --> 00:24:12,689 >> NOTHING REALLY. I MAY JUST GO 661 00:24:12,689 --> 00:24:15,758 TO THE MOVIES OR SOMETHING. 662 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:16,758 I KNOW MOM'S GOING TO BE WITH 663 00:24:16,758 --> 00:24:21,620 YOU. IT'S OK. 664 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:25,793 >> WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? 665 00:24:25,793 --> 00:24:26,758 >> THAT'S REALLY KIND OF YOU, 666 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:29,586 JULIA, BUT I DON'T THINK SEAN 667 00:24:29,586 --> 00:24:32,620 WOULD APPRECIATE MY BEING THERE. 668 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,413 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW, 669 00:24:34,413 --> 00:24:36,448 IT MIGHT HELP HIM. 670 00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:41,000 FORGIVE AND MOVE ON. 671 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,241 FORGIVE AND MOVE ON. >> I'D LOVE TO COME. 672 00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:48,241 >> I'D LOVE TO COME. 673 00:24:48,241 --> 00:24:49,689 >> I'D LOVE TO COME. >> OK. 674 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:56,689 >> OK. 675 00:24:56,689 --> 00:25:01,103 >> IT'S DELICIOUS. MMM... 676 00:25:01,103 --> 00:25:02,206 THIS IS WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT 677 00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:04,551 FRUITCAKE--ONCE YOU START, IT'S 678 00:25:04,551 --> 00:25:05,724 HARD TO STOP. 679 00:25:05,724 --> 00:25:08,448 >> HA HA. 680 00:25:08,448 --> 00:25:09,482 WELL, I'LL SAVE THE REST FOR 681 00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:11,034 LATER. YOU CAN HAVE IT WHENEVER 682 00:25:11,034 --> 00:25:14,689 YOU WANT. 683 00:25:14,689 --> 00:25:15,655 MOM DOESN'T REALLY LIKE IT 684 00:25:15,655 --> 00:25:19,172 ANYWAY, SO... 685 00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:21,620 ANYWAY, SO... IT'S ALL YOURS. 686 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:30,793 IT'S ALL YOURS. 687 00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:31,793 >> JUST A FEW MORE STEPS, 688 00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:35,137 MR. MCNAMARA. 689 00:25:35,137 --> 00:25:36,241 >> ARE ALL ISRAELI WOMEN THIS-- 690 00:25:36,241 --> 00:25:38,586 >> ARE ALL ISRAELI WOMEN THIS-- >> PUSHY? YES. IT'S GENETIC. 691 00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:43,344 >> PUSHY? YES. IT'S GENETIC. 692 00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:47,724 AT EASE, SOLDIER. 693 00:25:47,724 --> 00:25:48,758 >> SO HOW LONG DID YOU TRAIN 694 00:25:48,758 --> 00:25:50,275 FOR? 695 00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:53,758 >> NOT LONG. WOMEN ARE NOT 696 00:25:53,758 --> 00:25:55,689 REALLY EXPECTED TO FIGHT. 697 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:56,793 THANK GOD. 698 00:25:56,793 --> 00:25:57,724 >> DIDN'T YOU WANT TO DEFEND 699 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,758 YOUR COUNTRY? 700 00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:02,517 >> WHAT I WANTED WAS TO FIND 701 00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:04,724 A HUSBAND. 702 00:26:04,724 --> 00:26:07,275 ALL THOSE HANDSOME, HARD BODIES 703 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:10,344 IN UNIFORM, TANNED AND 704 00:26:10,344 --> 00:26:14,275 SEX-STARVED FROM THE DESERT. 705 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:15,310 >> SO AFTER THE ARMY YOU WENT 706 00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:16,482 TO UNIVERSITY TO STUDY 707 00:26:16,482 --> 00:26:17,448 PSYCHOLOGY. 708 00:26:17,448 --> 00:26:19,137 >> NO. TO FIND A HUSBAND. 709 00:26:19,137 --> 00:26:21,586 >> HA HA HA. 710 00:26:21,586 --> 00:26:24,586 >> HEY, MATTIE. 711 00:26:24,586 --> 00:26:25,758 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 712 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,586 >> WE WERE JUST FINISHING. 713 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,758 REST UP. TOMORROW WE'RE GOING 714 00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:31,034 TO DO TWICE AROUND THE FLOOR. 715 00:26:31,034 --> 00:26:33,689 >> NO, RACHEL. STAY, PLEASE. 716 00:26:33,689 --> 00:26:35,586 GUYS, THIS IS RACHEL BEN-NATAN, 717 00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:38,068 MY COUNSELOR AND TORTURER. 718 00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:39,793 THIS IS MY MOTHER JULIA MCNAMARA 719 00:26:39,793 --> 00:26:41,103 AND ONE OF MY FATHERS CHRISTIAN 720 00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:41,551 TROY. 721 00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:43,034 >> MATTIE HAS 2 DADDIES. 722 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:43,689 NICE TO MEET YOU. 723 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:44,620 >> HOW NICE FOR YOU. 724 00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,172 >> YEAH, IT'S GOOD FUN. 725 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:50,793 >> I--WE'VE BEEN TO SEE KIMBER. 726 00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:51,724 >> HOW'S JENNA? IS SHE ALL 727 00:26:51,724 --> 00:26:54,275 RIGHT? 728 00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:55,793 >> KIMBER WANTS TO KEEP JENNA, 729 00:26:55,793 --> 00:27:00,103 MATT. 730 00:27:00,103 --> 00:27:01,068 >> I JUST NEED SOMETIME WITH HER 731 00:27:01,068 --> 00:27:03,000 TO TALK, SHOW HER I'VE CHANGED. 732 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,034 >> APPARENTLY SHE'S FILING FOR 733 00:27:04,034 --> 00:27:05,103 DIVORCE, SHE'S GETTING MARRIED 734 00:27:05,103 --> 00:27:06,310 TO RAM, AND THEY HAVE A PRETTY 735 00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:07,448 GOOD CASE AGAINST YOU EVER 736 00:27:07,448 --> 00:27:08,689 GETTING CUSTODY. 737 00:27:08,689 --> 00:27:10,068 >> NO, I'M GONNA FIGHT FOR HER. 738 00:27:10,068 --> 00:27:11,344 SHE BELONGS WITH ME. 739 00:27:11,344 --> 00:27:12,344 >> DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT 740 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:14,068 YOU'RE CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE 741 00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:16,172 OF A CHILD? SHE CAN'T WAIT FOR 742 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:19,517 YOU TO GROW UP. 743 00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:20,689 >> THANKS. FIRST DAD AND NOW 744 00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:21,793 YOU. ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO THROW 745 00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:22,482 IN THE TOWEL? 746 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:23,379 >> OH, MATTIE, COME ON. DO YOU 747 00:27:23,379 --> 00:27:24,275 REALLY THINK THAT ANY JUDGE IN 748 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,172 HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU 749 00:27:25,172 --> 00:27:27,275 CUSTODY? SERIOUSLY! 750 00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:28,172 >> WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU 751 00:27:28,172 --> 00:27:31,206 PEOPLE? MATT, LISTEN TO ME. 752 00:27:31,206 --> 00:27:32,724 YOU WANT YOUR CHILD BACK? 753 00:27:32,724 --> 00:27:35,206 EITHER FIND A WAY OR MAKE A WAY. 754 00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:36,517 AND STOP LOOKING TO YOUR PARENTS 755 00:27:36,517 --> 00:27:38,758 AND STOP LOOKING TO YOUR PARENTS TO RESCUE YOU. 756 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:45,689 TO RESCUE YOU. 757 00:27:45,689 --> 00:27:48,137 TO RESCUE YOU. >> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. AHEM. 758 00:27:48,137 --> 00:27:53,137 >> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. AHEM. 759 00:27:53,137 --> 00:27:56,517 >> OH... 760 00:27:56,517 --> 00:27:58,206 >> ARE YOU OK? 761 00:27:58,206 --> 00:28:00,310 >> OH, YEAH YEAH. REALLY. 762 00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:04,000 JUST TIRED. FEELING A LITTLE LOW 763 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,586 AND OVERWHELMED WITH EVERYTHING 764 00:28:05,586 --> 00:28:08,482 THAT'S BEEN GOING ON. 765 00:28:08,482 --> 00:28:10,172 >> EXCUSE ME, MISS. 766 00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:12,000 >> I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE. 767 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,206 I MEANT EVERY WORD I SAID. 768 00:28:13,206 --> 00:28:14,275 >> WAS THAT TOUGH LOVE? 769 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,655 >> WAS THAT TOUGH LOVE? >> HONESTY. TRY IT. 770 00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:24,586 >> HONESTY. TRY IT. 771 00:28:24,586 --> 00:28:27,586 >> LOOK, I'M A PLASTIC SURGEON. 772 00:28:27,586 --> 00:28:28,655 I KNOW YOU DON'T MAKE MUCH AS 773 00:28:28,655 --> 00:28:30,137 A BURN COUNSELOR. I'D BE HAPPY 774 00:28:30,137 --> 00:28:32,655 TO OFFER MY SERVICES FOR FREE. 775 00:28:32,655 --> 00:28:33,551 >> WHY? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU 776 00:28:33,551 --> 00:28:36,517 THINK I SHOULD HAVE DONE? 777 00:28:36,517 --> 00:28:38,103 >> WELL, SINCE HONESTY IS THE 778 00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:40,551 WORD OF THE DAY, I COULD MAKE 779 00:28:40,551 --> 00:28:42,379 A SERIES OF SKIN GRAFTS, I COULD 780 00:28:42,379 --> 00:28:44,103 RESTRUCTURE YOUR BONE LINE. 781 00:28:44,103 --> 00:28:45,000 >> YOU COULD MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL 782 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,241 AGAIN. THANK YOU, DOCTOR, BUT 783 00:28:47,241 --> 00:28:49,655 NO. YOU MIGHT FIND THIS HARD TO 784 00:28:49,655 --> 00:28:52,068 BELIEVE, BUT I'M QUITE HAPPY 785 00:28:52,068 --> 00:28:53,448 AS I AM. 786 00:28:53,448 --> 00:28:54,551 >> A MARTYR? 787 00:28:54,551 --> 00:28:58,379 >> A SURVIVOR. A LIVING EXAMPLE 788 00:28:58,379 --> 00:28:59,586 OF WHAT PEOPLE CAN GO THROUGH 789 00:28:59,586 --> 00:29:02,620 OF WHAT PEOPLE CAN GO THROUGH AND SURVIVE. 790 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:14,551 AND SURVIVE. 791 00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,379 >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 792 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:17,379 >> YEAH. 793 00:29:17,379 --> 00:29:19,275 >> YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE. 794 00:29:19,275 --> 00:29:21,275 >> I'M PROBABLY GETTING A BUG 795 00:29:21,275 --> 00:29:22,413 THAT'S GOING AROUND OR 796 00:29:22,413 --> 00:29:23,413 SOMETHING. 797 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:24,413 >> HERE THEY ARE. I CAN'T 798 00:29:24,413 --> 00:29:26,379 BELIEVE I FOUND THEM. 799 00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:28,137 WHAT'S GOING ON? 800 00:29:28,137 --> 00:29:32,103 >> WHAT? OH, NOTHING. I MUST 801 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,413 HAVE GOTTEN UP TOO QUICKLY. 802 00:29:34,413 --> 00:29:36,275 OH, THOSE PICTURES ARE FRESHMAN 803 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,413 YEAR! 804 00:29:37,413 --> 00:29:38,758 >> CHRISTMAS EVE BEFORE AND 805 00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:40,689 AFTER THE TREE CAUGHT ON FIRE. 806 00:29:40,689 --> 00:29:41,689 >> YOU GUYS GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. 807 00:29:41,689 --> 00:29:42,620 YOU DIDN'T SUFFER PROPERTY 808 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,275 DAMAGE, RIGHT? THOSE "PENTHOUSE" 809 00:29:44,275 --> 00:29:46,206 MAGAZINES WERE VINTAGE. 810 00:29:46,206 --> 00:29:47,275 IRREPLACEABLE. 811 00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:48,275 >> OH... 812 00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:49,620 >> OK, THANK YOU. 813 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:54,793 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 814 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,551 >> HELLO. 815 00:29:57,551 --> 00:30:00,172 YEAH, YEAH. WELL, WE WERE JUST 816 00:30:00,172 --> 00:30:01,620 GOING TO DO OUR SECRET SANTA 817 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:05,137 THING. OK, WELL, I COULD MEET 818 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,758 YOU LATER. 819 00:30:07,758 --> 00:30:13,379 OK. YEAH. BYE. 820 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,758 AH, THAT WAS OLIVIA. WE'RE 821 00:30:15,758 --> 00:30:18,241 HAVING DINNER LATER. 822 00:30:18,241 --> 00:30:19,379 >> I SEE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE 823 00:30:19,379 --> 00:30:20,310 BACK. 824 00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:21,620 >> WHAT? 825 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,379 OH, YEAH. GOD, I'VE BEEN LEAVING 826 00:30:24,379 --> 00:30:26,344 THINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE 827 00:30:26,344 --> 00:30:30,275 LATELY. SO, WHO'S GOING TO GO 828 00:30:30,275 --> 00:30:31,310 FIRST? 829 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:32,448 >> I WILL. 830 00:30:32,448 --> 00:30:33,413 >> ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF WE 831 00:30:33,413 --> 00:30:36,172 CAN TOP LAST YEAR'S "I LOVE MY 832 00:30:36,172 --> 00:30:38,172 DICK" PICTURE FRAME. 833 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:40,517 >> THAT WAS GOOD, HUH? 834 00:30:40,517 --> 00:30:44,517 >> AHH. THANK YOU, SANTA. 835 00:30:44,517 --> 00:30:48,448 OK. GREAT PAPER. 836 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:51,068 "MCNAMARA/TROY. PUT YOUR TITS 837 00:30:51,068 --> 00:30:53,034 IN OUR HANDS." 838 00:30:53,034 --> 00:30:54,068 >> I THOUGHT THAT WORKED FOR 839 00:30:54,068 --> 00:30:55,379 80% OF OUR CLIENTS. 840 00:30:55,379 --> 00:30:56,413 >> DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT, 841 00:30:56,413 --> 00:30:57,448 DOES IT? 842 00:30:57,448 --> 00:31:00,241 >> MY TURN. 843 00:31:00,241 --> 00:31:05,586 MMM...EDIBLE UNDIES. HILARIOUS. 844 00:31:05,586 --> 00:31:08,034 >> DESSERT FOR OLIVIA. 845 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,034 VERY FUNNY. 846 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,103 >> OOH. I HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 847 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,068 >> HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO 848 00:31:12,068 --> 00:31:13,172 GO OVER, REMEMBER? 849 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:14,172 >> YOU KNOW... 850 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:17,724 >> MAKE US LOOK CHEAP. 851 00:31:17,724 --> 00:31:22,758 >> OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 852 00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:23,689 >> IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE 853 00:31:23,689 --> 00:31:25,241 EXPENSIVE OR ANYTHING. 854 00:31:25,241 --> 00:31:27,689 IT'S JUST--I DON'T KNOW, I SAW 855 00:31:27,689 --> 00:31:30,275 THEM, I THOUGHT THEY'D LOOK GOOD 856 00:31:30,275 --> 00:31:36,379 ON HER, AND I GOT THEM. 857 00:31:36,379 --> 00:31:37,413 I THOUGHT THEY'D LOOK GOOD WITH 858 00:31:37,413 --> 00:31:41,310 YOUR EYES. 859 00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,379 >> THANK YOU, CHRISTIAN. 860 00:31:42,379 --> 00:31:48,517 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 861 00:31:48,517 --> 00:31:49,413 >> YOU GUYS ARE SCREWING EACH 862 00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:53,413 OTHER. 863 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:54,724 >> SEAN, I JUST BOUGHT HER 864 00:31:54,724 --> 00:31:57,758 SOME EARRINGS. 865 00:31:57,758 --> 00:32:02,241 >> THE PHONE, THE TOUCHING... 866 00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:07,068 HA HA HA. AM I STUPID. 867 00:32:07,068 --> 00:32:08,241 >> NOBODY'S STUPID. 868 00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:09,103 YOU SHOULDN'T-- 869 00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:11,275 >> WHAT? TAKE IT PERSONALLY? 870 00:32:11,275 --> 00:32:12,551 LET IT BOTHER ME. 871 00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:13,551 SHE'S NOT MY WIFE ANYMORE, 872 00:32:13,551 --> 00:32:18,482 WHO GIVES A SHIT? 873 00:32:18,482 --> 00:32:19,482 HOW LONG? 874 00:32:19,482 --> 00:32:21,620 >> SEAN, I'M SORRY. 875 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:24,068 IT JUST HAPPENED. 876 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:25,758 >> WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME? 877 00:32:25,758 --> 00:32:29,413 HUH? CHRISTMAS DAY? 878 00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,724 NEW YEARS? OR DID YOU JUST WANT 879 00:32:31,724 --> 00:32:33,379 ME TO CATCH YOU IN THE ACT WHEN 880 00:32:33,379 --> 00:32:38,137 I CAME HOME EARLY BY MISTAKE? 881 00:32:38,137 --> 00:32:40,448 YOU WERE THERE THAT DAY. 882 00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:42,620 WHEN THE PHONE-- 883 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,482 WHAT DID YOU DO, HIDE UNDER 884 00:32:43,482 --> 00:32:45,172 THE BED? 885 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:48,551 >> IN THE CLOSET. 886 00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:49,689 >> JESUS. 887 00:32:49,689 --> 00:32:52,034 >> SEAN, YOU KNOW, I AM SORRY 888 00:32:52,034 --> 00:32:54,344 AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT-- 889 00:32:54,344 --> 00:32:55,379 WELL, I JUST WANTED TO WAIT 890 00:32:55,379 --> 00:32:57,068 'TILL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. 891 00:32:57,068 --> 00:32:58,275 >> RIGHT. RIGHT. 892 00:32:58,275 --> 00:32:59,310 WERE YOU GONNA SIT ME AND OLI 893 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,379 DOWN AND GIVE US THE GOOD NEWS 894 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:01,379 AT THE SAME TIME? 895 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:02,413 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THE 896 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:05,448 DIFFERENCE? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. 897 00:33:05,448 --> 00:33:06,448 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S DIFFICULT, BUT 898 00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:07,620 YOU'RE NOT TOGETHER NOW ANYWAY. 899 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:08,655 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE CHEATING 900 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:09,413 ON YOU. 901 00:33:09,413 --> 00:33:10,413 >> YOU'RE SUCH A CLUELESS PIECE 902 00:33:10,413 --> 00:33:13,448 >> YOU'RE SUCH A CLUELESS PIECE OF SHIT! 903 00:33:13,448 --> 00:33:26,379 OF SHIT! 904 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,000 OF SHIT! >> WE LOVE EACH OTHER, SEAN. 905 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:59,137 >> WE LOVE EACH OTHER, SEAN. 906 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:03,793 [CHRISTMAS SONG] 907 00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:06,103 [CHRISTMAS SONG] [TEAKETTLE WHISTLING] 908 00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:22,034 [TEAKETTLE WHISTLING] 909 00:34:22,034 --> 00:34:24,103 >> YOU LEFT EARLY THIS MORNING. 910 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,137 >> I DIDN'T FIGURE THERE WAS ANY 911 00:34:25,137 --> 00:34:26,103 POINT IN STAYING IN BED IF I 912 00:34:26,103 --> 00:34:29,517 WASN'T SLEEPING. 913 00:34:29,517 --> 00:34:30,620 I'LL SAY ONE THING FOR LEAVING 914 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:33,620 THE HOUSE BEFORE 5:00. 915 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,310 THE HOUSE BEFORE 5:00. THERE'S NO TRAFFIC. 916 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:43,241 THERE'S NO TRAFFIC. 917 00:34:43,241 --> 00:34:44,206 >> LOOK, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH 918 00:34:44,206 --> 00:34:45,482 ENOUGH OVER THE YEARS TO SPLIT 919 00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:47,482 US APART AND THEN SOME. 920 00:34:47,482 --> 00:34:49,482 BUT SOMEHOW, WE ALWAYS END UP 921 00:34:49,482 --> 00:34:52,517 BACK TOGETHER. I CAN'T IMAGINE 922 00:34:52,517 --> 00:34:54,482 ANYTHING IN THE WORLD THAT COULD 923 00:34:54,482 --> 00:34:59,206 CHANGE THAT EXCEPT MAYBE JULIA. 924 00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:01,620 SO, I WON'T SEE HER IF IT MEANS 925 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:05,310 THAT MUCH TO YOU. 926 00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:06,344 OH, COME ON. IT'S NOT LIKE 927 00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:08,068 YOU'RE MR. CELIBATE PINING AWAY 928 00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:10,689 WAITING FOR HER. 929 00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:11,620 >> WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO 930 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:13,000 NEW YORK AND SLEEP WITH HER 931 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,482 THERE? OR DID YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW 932 00:35:15,482 --> 00:35:17,000 ME OUT HERE AND DO IT UNDER MY 933 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,275 NOSE BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY 934 00:35:18,275 --> 00:35:19,551 YOU CAN REALLY GET OFF? 935 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:20,551 >> WE'RE NOT DOING IT TO CAUSE 936 00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:22,172 YOU ANY PAIN, ALL RIGHT? 937 00:35:22,172 --> 00:35:23,551 WE'RE DOING IT TO SEE IF FINALLY 938 00:35:23,551 --> 00:35:30,068 IT FEELS RIGHT. BUT... 939 00:35:30,068 --> 00:35:31,379 I WON'T DO IT WITHOUT YOUR 940 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:37,655 BLESSING. 941 00:35:37,655 --> 00:35:38,689 >> I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GIVE IT 942 00:35:38,689 --> 00:35:41,724 TO YOU. 943 00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:48,517 GIVE YOU MY BLESSING. 944 00:35:48,517 --> 00:35:51,206 GIVE YOU MY BLESSING. I JUST DON'T KNOW. 945 00:35:51,206 --> 00:36:00,137 I JUST DON'T KNOW. 946 00:36:00,137 --> 00:36:03,068 >> IT LOOKS GOOD, DOC. 947 00:36:03,068 --> 00:36:04,000 NOW I CAN LOOK AT MY FACE 948 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,379 WITHOUT SEEING THAT KID, THE 949 00:36:06,379 --> 00:36:07,310 GUN. 950 00:36:07,310 --> 00:36:08,310 >> WELL, SANTA YOU'RE A BETTER 951 00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:09,655 MAN THAN I AM. 952 00:36:09,655 --> 00:36:10,655 >> THEN YOU MUST BE ONE HELL OF 953 00:36:10,655 --> 00:36:12,103 A SCUMBAG. 954 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,482 >> EXCUSE ME. I'M IN A PRIVATE 955 00:36:13,482 --> 00:36:15,000 CONSULTATION WITH A PATIENT. 956 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,482 >> GO ON. TELL HIM. 957 00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:19,655 >> GO ON. TELL HIM. DON'T BE AFRAID. JUST SAY IT. 958 00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:27,586 DON'T BE AFRAID. JUST SAY IT. 959 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:30,068 >> I'M SORRY, DADDY. 960 00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:34,103 I'M SORRY I SHOT YOU. 961 00:36:34,103 --> 00:36:35,689 >> YOU DID IT, HONEY. 962 00:36:35,689 --> 00:36:38,206 YOU TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK. 963 00:36:38,206 --> 00:36:39,206 HONEY, GO WAIT IN THE LOBBY. 964 00:36:39,206 --> 00:36:42,620 I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 965 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,517 >> YOUR SON IS THE ONE WHO 966 00:36:43,517 --> 00:36:44,689 SHOT YOU? 967 00:36:44,689 --> 00:36:47,275 >> IT'S A LONG STORY, DOC. 968 00:36:47,275 --> 00:36:48,482 HOW DID YOU FIND ME, NANCY? 969 00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:49,551 >> I FOLLOWED THE MONEY, LIKE 970 00:36:49,551 --> 00:36:52,413 I ALWAYS DO. I WENT TO GET BACK 971 00:36:52,413 --> 00:36:53,689 PAYMENT FROM THE COURT ACCOUNT, 972 00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,517 AND THEY SAID THAT SOME EX-PARTY 973 00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:56,724 MOTION HAD BEEN GRANTED FOR SOME 974 00:36:56,724 --> 00:36:59,172 EMERGENCY SURGERY? 975 00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:01,172 IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY, DUKE. 976 00:37:01,172 --> 00:37:02,793 IT'S HIS! 977 00:37:02,793 --> 00:37:03,724 >> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN STRAIGHT 978 00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:05,103 WITH US BEFORE THE SURGERY. 979 00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:07,068 I WANT YOU OUT NOW. 980 00:37:07,068 --> 00:37:08,344 >> COME ON, MAN. THE LITTLE 981 00:37:08,344 --> 00:37:09,655 BASTARD SHOOTS ME AND SHE COMES 982 00:37:09,655 --> 00:37:11,379 AFTER ME FOR CHILD SUPPORT? 983 00:37:11,379 --> 00:37:13,000 >> I AM STILL WAITING FOR THAT 984 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,689 APOLOGY, DUKE. 985 00:37:15,689 --> 00:37:18,724 "I'M SORRY, SON, FOR ABANDONING 986 00:37:18,724 --> 00:37:22,724 "YOU, FOR GIVING UP ON YOU, FOR 987 00:37:22,724 --> 00:37:23,793 "PRETENDING THAT YOU DON'T EVEN 988 00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:25,034 EXIST!" 989 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:25,724 >> ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH 990 00:37:25,724 --> 00:37:26,655 BOUGHS OF HOLLY 991 00:37:26,655 --> 00:37:28,620 FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 992 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:30,448 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY... ♪ 993 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:34,586 >> GO AWAY! 994 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,793 >> YOU PUT THAT GUN IN HIS HAND 995 00:37:36,793 --> 00:37:39,517 AND YOU COCKED IT. ALL HE HAD TO 996 00:37:39,517 --> 00:37:43,241 DO WAS PULL THE TRIGGER. 997 00:37:43,241 --> 00:37:46,103 DO WAS PULL THE TRIGGER. LIKE THIS. 998 00:37:46,103 --> 00:38:00,034 LIKE THIS. 999 00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:05,000 >> ♪ FROSTY THE SNOWMAN 1000 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:10,620 HE'S A FAIRY TALE THEY SAY 1001 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:13,551 HE WAS MADE OF SNOW 1002 00:38:13,551 --> 00:38:16,620 BUT THE CHILDREN KNOW 1003 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:22,448 HOW HE CAME TO LIFE ONE DAY 1004 00:38:22,448 --> 00:38:27,620 THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MAGIC 1005 00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:34,034 IN THAT OLD TOP HAT THEY FOUND 1006 00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:38,206 FOR WHEN THEY PLACED IT ON 1007 00:38:38,206 --> 00:38:42,137 HIS HEAD HE BEGAN TO 1008 00:38:42,137 --> 00:38:46,793 DANCE AROUND 1009 00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:51,793 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN 1010 00:38:51,793 --> 00:38:57,758 HAD TO HURRY ON HIS WAY 1011 00:38:57,758 --> 00:39:02,172 BUT HE WAVED GOOD-BYE 1012 00:39:02,172 --> 00:39:06,068 SAYING DON'T YOU CRY 1013 00:39:06,068 --> 00:39:08,689 SAYING DON'T YOU CRY I'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOMEDAY ♪ 1014 00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:19,620 I'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOMEDAY ♪ 1015 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:22,172 >> YOU NEED A HAND WITH THAT? 1016 00:39:22,172 --> 00:39:24,482 >> NO. I HAVE 2 GOOD ONES OF 1017 00:39:24,482 --> 00:39:27,482 MY OWN. 1018 00:39:27,482 --> 00:39:28,379 >> I CAME TO ASK YOU TO COME 1019 00:39:28,379 --> 00:39:30,793 HOME. SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH 1020 00:39:30,793 --> 00:39:33,068 YOUR FAMILY. 1021 00:39:33,068 --> 00:39:35,586 >> THANKS. IT'S OK. 1022 00:39:35,586 --> 00:39:42,000 I MADE PLANS. 1023 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,275 >> YOU KNOW, WHEN MY DAD LEFT, 1024 00:39:46,275 --> 00:39:47,241 I THOUGHT I KNEW HOW TO DEAL 1025 00:39:47,241 --> 00:39:49,655 WITH IT. HE WROTE ME OFF, I'D 1026 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:52,137 WRITE HIM OFF SON OF A BITCH. 1027 00:39:52,137 --> 00:39:53,172 I THOUGHT I HAD IT PRETTY UNDER 1028 00:39:53,172 --> 00:39:55,034 CONTROL. THE HURT, THE 1029 00:39:55,034 --> 00:40:00,344 LONELINESS, THE ANGER. 1030 00:40:00,344 --> 00:40:03,724 I'M JUST REPLAYING IT BY DOING 1031 00:40:03,724 --> 00:40:06,137 TO YOU WHAT HE DID TO ME. 1032 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,206 >> LOOK, DAD, I DON'T HOLD IT-- 1033 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,586 >> HE COULDN'T HELP IT. 1034 00:40:09,586 --> 00:40:11,068 HE COULDN'T BE DIFFERENT WITH ME 1035 00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:12,068 BECAUSE OF HOW HIS FATHER WAS 1036 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:15,724 WITH HIM. WE'RE JUST PASSING THE 1037 00:40:15,724 --> 00:40:19,000 SAME SHIT ON AND ON AND ON. 1038 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,586 AND I JUST WANT IT--I WANT IT 1039 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,689 AND I JUST WANT IT--I WANT IT TO STOP. 1040 00:40:22,689 --> 00:40:29,620 TO STOP. 1041 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:32,793 HERE. 1042 00:40:32,793 --> 00:40:34,517 >> WHAT'S THIS? 1043 00:40:34,517 --> 00:40:38,068 >> SOMETHING HE LEFT ME BEFORE 1044 00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:42,241 HE LEFT ME. HE SAID IT WAS A BOX 1045 00:40:42,241 --> 00:40:45,000 FOR ME TO PUT MY DREAMS IN. 1046 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,620 I JUST FIGURED IT WAS USELESS. 1047 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:51,172 THE ONLY DREAM I HAD WAS SEEING 1048 00:40:51,172 --> 00:40:55,034 HIM AGAIN. BUT I HAVE ANOTHER 1049 00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:59,379 ONE. 1050 00:40:59,379 --> 00:41:03,034 FOR YOU TO FORGIVE ME. 1051 00:41:03,034 --> 00:41:06,034 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP 1052 00:41:06,034 --> 00:41:09,137 ON YOU, MAN. I DON'T WANT YOU 1053 00:41:09,137 --> 00:41:12,172 ON YOU, MAN. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GIVE UP ON ME. 1054 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:20,103 TO GIVE UP ON ME. 1055 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:24,068 >> YOU KEEP THIS. THIS IS FOR 1056 00:41:24,068 --> 00:41:27,275 YOUR DREAMS. 1057 00:41:27,275 --> 00:41:30,034 I'VE GOT TO FIND MY OWN. 1058 00:41:30,034 --> 00:41:32,620 ALL I KNOW RIGHT NOW IS THAT I'M 1059 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:34,103 NEVER GONNA BE A MAN OR A 1060 00:41:34,103 --> 00:41:36,793 DECENT FATHER UNTIL I STOP BEING 1061 00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:39,310 DECENT FATHER UNTIL I STOP BEING YOUR CHILD. 1062 00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:46,241 YOUR CHILD. 1063 00:41:46,241 --> 00:41:48,103 >> I'D STILL LOVE FOR YOU TO 1064 00:41:48,103 --> 00:41:50,517 SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME. 1065 00:41:50,517 --> 00:41:53,068 WITH US. 1066 00:41:53,068 --> 00:41:55,275 BE AROUND PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU. 1067 00:41:55,275 --> 00:41:57,241 >> I'M SPENDING IT WITH RACHEL. 1068 00:41:57,241 --> 00:41:58,206 IF I CAN'T BE WITH JENNA ON 1069 00:41:58,206 --> 00:41:59,586 CHRISTMAS, I FIGURE SPENDING IT 1070 00:41:59,586 --> 00:42:01,482 WITH RACHEL AND HER KIDS MIGHT 1071 00:42:01,482 --> 00:42:02,620 TAKE THE STING OUT A LITTLE, 1072 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,620 YOU KNOW? 1073 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:04,793 >> SHE'S GOT KIDS? 1074 00:42:04,793 --> 00:42:06,206 >> 24 OF THEM. ALL IN THE 1075 00:42:06,206 --> 00:42:10,068 PEDIATRIC BURN UNIT. 1076 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:12,172 IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, DAD. 1077 00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:19,000 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1078 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,172 >> ♪ SILENT NIGHT 1079 00:42:23,172 --> 00:42:26,620 HOLY NIGHT 1080 00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:30,655 ALL IS CALM 1081 00:42:30,655 --> 00:42:34,724 ALL IS BRIGHT 1082 00:42:34,724 --> 00:42:39,689 ROUND YOU VIRGIN MOTHER 1083 00:42:39,689 --> 00:42:42,206 AND CHILD 1084 00:42:42,206 --> 00:42:50,103 HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND MILD 1085 00:42:50,103 --> 00:42:58,103 SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE 1086 00:42:58,103 --> 00:43:06,068 SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE 1087 00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:11,586 SILENT NIGHT... ♪ 1088 00:43:11,586 --> 00:43:14,103 SILENT NIGHT... ♪ >> I'M GLAD YOU RECONSIDERED. 1089 00:43:14,103 --> 00:43:19,068 >> I'M GLAD YOU RECONSIDERED. 1090 00:43:19,068 --> 00:43:20,379 MATT COMING? 1091 00:43:20,379 --> 00:43:24,448 >> NO. MAYBE NEXT CHRISTMAS. 1092 00:43:24,448 --> 00:43:26,758 >> OK. NOW, DO YOU FEEL LIKE 1093 00:43:26,758 --> 00:43:28,724 A HOLIDAY MARTINI? 1094 00:43:28,724 --> 00:43:30,068 IT'S LIKE AN EVERYDAY MARTINI 1095 00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:32,724 JUST WITH A LOT MORE VODKA. 1096 00:43:32,724 --> 00:43:37,000 >> HEY, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1097 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,482 AH...IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME 1098 00:43:39,482 --> 00:43:42,137 WITHOUT YOU. I KNOW HOW HARD 1099 00:43:42,137 --> 00:43:44,413 THIS MUST BE FOR YOU. 1100 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,344 >> NOT BEING HERE WOULD BE 1101 00:43:45,344 --> 00:43:48,137 EVEN HARDER. 1102 00:43:48,137 --> 00:43:52,413 >> HERE WE GO. 1103 00:43:52,413 --> 00:43:54,344 CHEERS. 1104 00:43:54,344 --> 00:43:58,206 >> ♪ SILENT NIGHT 1105 00:43:58,206 --> 00:44:02,103 HOLY NIGHT 1106 00:44:02,103 --> 00:44:10,103 SON OF GOD'S PURE LIGHT 1107 00:44:10,103 --> 00:44:18,034 RADIANT BEAMS FROM THY HOLY FACE 1108 00:44:18,034 --> 00:44:26,137 WITH THE DAWN OF REDEEMING GRACE 1109 00:44:26,137 --> 00:44:34,241 JESUS, LORD AT THY BIRTH 1110 00:44:34,241 --> 00:44:36,413 JESUS, LORD AT THY BIRTH JESUS, LORD AT THY BIRTH ♪ 71302

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