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>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...
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>> OH, GOD.
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>> I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE
PERFECT.
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I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU.
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I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?
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>> SHE'S OLIVIA'S DAUGHTER.
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>> WHAT'S YOUR REAL FEAR, SEAN?
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THAT I'LL CORRUPT ANNIE OR THAT
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I'LL CORRUPT YOU?
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>> I'VE LEFT KIMBER, DAD, AND
I'VE TAKEN THE BABY.
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>> DID YOU GET IT?
>> $300 WORTH, COURTESY OF MY
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TWO DADS.
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>> OLIVIA SAID THE ONLY WAY I'D
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GET YOU OUT OF MY SYSTEM WAS TO
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SLEEP WITH YOU.
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I GUESS SHE WAS RIGHT.
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>> WHOA, THIS L.A. TRAFFIC, I'LL
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TELL YOU.
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I'M SORRY I'M LATE, MR. DARLING.
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>> CALL ME CHAZ, AND, UH, YOU
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HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR,
DOCTOR.
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YOU DID NOT TELL ME HE WAS
BRINGING SEXY BACK THAT HARD.
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>> HMM.
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>> EVE, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
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>> OH, WELL, I KNOW IT'S CHAZ'S
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CONSULT, BUT I HAD TO COME
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SUPPORT MY B.G.F.
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BEST GAY FRIEND.
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>> YEAH, WELL, EVERY GIRL NEEDS ONE.
OF COURSE, I STARTED OUT AS HER
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STYLIST AND FASHION CONSULTANT,
SO...
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>> DOES SEAN KNOW YOU'RE HERE?
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>> OH, I THOUGHT WE COULD KEEP
THIS OUR LITTLE SECRET.
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SHOW Mc DREAMY WHY WE CAME TODAY.
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>> THE LEFT ONE WAS NORMAL
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UNTIL I WAS, LIKE, 15.
THEN IT JUST GOT ALL BRITNEY ON ME.
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>> HORMONES DURING PUBERTY CAN
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AFFECT NIPPLE GROWTH, CAUSE THEM
TO ENLARGE.
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IT'S NOT UNCOMMON.
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>> IN MY WORLD, IT IS.
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I MEAN, I WON'T GO TO THE BEACH
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OR SIT BY THE POOL OR WEAR
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BUTTON-DOWNS, NOT EVEN IF
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THEY'RE MARC JACOBS.
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>> THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
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>> I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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>> DR. HICKEY IS AN EXCELLENT
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PLASTIC SURGEON DOWN IN SANTA MONICA.
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GOOD LUCK.
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>> I SHOW YOU MY SHAME, AND
YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?
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>> GO GET ME A PERRIER.
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I'LL HANDLE THIS, OK?
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>> YOU'RE A MEAN ONE,
MR. GRINCH.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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>> I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, AND
JUST BECAUSE MY PARTNER IS A
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PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO
COCK-TEASERS LIKE YOURSELF
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DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM, SO TAKE
YOUR "SPOILED LITTLE RICH GIRL"
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ATTITUDE AND YOUR BEST GAY FREAK
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AND GO TO SOMEBODY WHO CARES.
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>> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, AND
YOU'LL KICK ME OUT JUST BASED
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ON WHAT SEAN SAYS?
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YOU TWO MUST BE GOOD FRIENDS TO
SHARE THAT KIND OF LOYALTY.
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NO WONDER HE'D BE DEVASTATED TO
FIND OUT YOU SLEPT WITH JULIA.
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I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TRYST
WITH JULIA, DR. TROY.
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THE THING ABOUT LIVING WITH
DYKES, THEY'RE ALWAYS SHARING
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THEIR EMOTIONS WHERE US SPOILED,
LITTLE RICH KIDS CAN OVERHEAR.
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PERSONALLY, I'M DISAPPOINTED.
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SEE, I THOUGHT ALL IT WOULD TAKE
WAS SOME GOOD DICK TO PULL HER
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BACK TO THE HETERO SIDE, BUT I
GUESS YOU FELL SHORT IN THAT REGARD.
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS
GAME WITH ME.
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I DON'T PLAY BY THE SAME RULES AS SEAN.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF HURT.
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>> OH, LIKE A SPANKING?
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[LAUGHS]
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LOOK, WE BOTH WANT THE SAME
THING, RIGHT?
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TO HELP OUR FRIENDS.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ONE LITTLE
SURGERY, FREE OF CHARGE.
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SAY, TOMORROW MORNING?
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OTHERWISE, I WILL TELL SEAN
EVERYTHING, AND THEN WE'LL SEE
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WHAT KIND OF PUSHOVER HE REALLY IS.
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>> * AHH
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MAKE ME
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BEAUTIFUL *
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* MAKE ME
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THE PERFECT SOUL
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A PERFECT MIND
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A PERFECT FACE
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A PERFECT
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LIE *
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>> * DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN
DO IT AGAIN *
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>> * OH, MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? *
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE FUN *
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * GOT A BRAIN LIKE BUBBLEGUM *
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * OH, MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? *
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE FUN *
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * GOT A BRAIN LIKE BUBBLEGUM *
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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>> * OH, MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? *
>> * DO IT AGAIN
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[BABY CRYING]
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[CLICKING NOISE]
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>> HEY, YOU SAID WE COOKED IT ALL.
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>> WE DID.
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I WAS TRYING TO VISUALIZE OUR NEXT SCORE.
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IT'S "THE SECRET." IT'S THIS BOOK.
I READ IT.
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I READ IT, LIKE, THREE TIMES
WHEN YOU WERE OUT.
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IT'S -- IT'S -- THE UNIVERSE WORKS THROUGH
LAWS OF ATTRACTION.
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WHEN YOU PUT IT OUT TO THE
WORLD, SOMETHING YOU WANT,
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INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON WHAT YOU
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DON'T, THEN IT COMES TO YOU.
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IT'S LIKE A MAGNET.
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DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT?
>> NO.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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>> [WHISPERING] I TOLD YOU. IT WORKS.
[REGULAR VOICE] IT WORKED.
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DID YOU FEEL THE UNIVERSE
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CALLING YOU LIKE A MAGNET JUST NOW?
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>> UH...
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>> YEAH, SHE MEANS DID YOU BRING THE METH?
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>> THE MONEY FIRST, REMEMBER?
>> RIGHT, UM...
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[CLEARS THROAT] MM-HMM.
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UH, UM, WE DON'T HAVE IT.
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>> AW, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU.
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>> WAIT, NO! NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A SECOND.
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MAYBE YOU AND I COULD WORK OUT
SOME KIND OF PAYMENT PLAN.
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THE WORLD IS INFINITELY
ABUNDANT, AND MAYBE YOU COULD
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JUST VISUALIZE SOMETHING THAT
YOU WANT?
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>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
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I WANT SOME OF THAT BACK-DOOR
ACTION LIKE I SEEN IN YOUR MOVIES.
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YOU GIVE ME THAT, I GIVE YOU THE
WHOLE ROCK.
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ASS FOR CASH.
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>> WELL, DO YOU WANT STRAIGHT
SEX, OR DO YOU WANT ANAL?
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>> HERE'S YOUR BACK DOOR, ASSHOLE.
YOU ARE NOT SCREWING HIM FOR MONEY!
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JESUS, BABY!
>> I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
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>> HONEY, WE'RE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
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>> I'M SORRY.
I KNOW.
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I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET
SOME REAL CASH.
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>> DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS
DOING TO US?
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YOU'VE PUT JULIA AND I IN A
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VERY UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION.
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>> MAYBE YOU'RE JUST USING THE
WRONG DILDO, MOM.
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BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TAUGHT ME
TO USE MY BRAIN TO GET WHAT I WANT.
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>> BLACKMAIL IS NOT USING YOUR BRAIN,EDEN.
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IT IS A CRIMINAL ACT.
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>> YOU SAY TOMATO --
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>> YOU'RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO
CHRISTIAN, AND THEN YOU'RE
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GONNA PROMISE ME YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE A THREAT LIKE THAT AGAIN.
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>> I'M 18.
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I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.
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THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
ABOUT THAT.
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN
DO.
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I MEAN, THE MORE I INTERFERE,
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THE WORSE SHE SEEMS TO BEHAVE,
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OR MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL
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SEAN OURSELVES.
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YOU KNOW HE'S GETTING RE-MARRIED.
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DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME
ANYMORE.
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>> THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, JULIA.
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THIS IS ABOUT ME AND SEAN.
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OUR FRIENDSHIP BARELY SURVIVED
THE LAST TIME HE FOUND OUT.
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HE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME NOW.
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>> IF YOU TELL SEAN, I'LL NEVER
FORGIVE YOU.
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>> FINE, I WON'T SAY A WORD...
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IF YOU DUMP THE WITCH OF
EASTWICK.
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>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
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IT'S EITHER YOU OR JULIA?
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>> SHE'S NOT EVEN GAY, MOM.
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HOW CAN YOU STAND TO BE WITH
SOMEONE WHO'S LIVING A LIE?
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NICE TRY, GUYS.
DIDN'T WORK.
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>> COME ON, ALL THIS ESTROGEN,
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ONE LITTLE TEENAGER?
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>> I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE I
WENT WRONG WITH HER,
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WHERE ALL
THIS VENOM CAME FROM.
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SEAN'S THE INNOCENT IN ALL THIS.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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>> WHAT'S SHE LOOK LIKE?
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>> WHAT?
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>> THE WOMAN YOU WERE
FANTASIZING ABOUT, BECAUSE YOU
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DEFINITELY WEREN'T WITH ME JUST THEN.
>> OF COURSE I WAS.
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>> OK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO FANTASIZE ABOUT
SOMEBODY ELSE,
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AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO ADMIT
IT.
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I'M NOT STUPID.
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>> KATE, WHAT THE...
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I'M SORRY.
YOU WERE AMAZING.
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I JUST HAD THIS IMAGE IN MY
HEAD.
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MY WIFE AND I WERE MARRIED
ALMOST 20 YEARS.
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THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE SEX --
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT JULIA, OK?
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I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING MUTUAL
MASTURBATION SESSIONS
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FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT DOOMS
RELATIONSHIPS?
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IT IS NOT MONEY.
IT IS NOT SEX.
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IT IS SECRETS, AND YOU OF ALL
PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
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LOOK, IF I'M GONNA MARRY YOU, I
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WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT
TURNS YOU ON.
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IT'S THAT HONESTY THAT'S GONNA KEEP US
TOGETHER. IT'S NOT GONNA PULL US APART.
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>> WELL, I, UH,
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WAS THINKING ABOUT A SCHOOLGIRL.
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SHE'S WEARING THIS LITTLE
UNIFORM, NO PANTIES,
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AND SHE'S
SUCH A BAD LITTLE WHORE,
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SHE NEEDS A SPANKING.
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IS IT TOO MUCH?
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>> NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S...
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>> WELL, YOU SAID --
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>> NO, IT'S GOOD. I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S GOOD.
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I -- I FEEL CLOSER, DON'T YOU?
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>> YEAH. >> I DO, OK.
>> DEFINITELY.
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>> YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT, LIKE, A
3:00 AM CALL, SO I'M GONNA --
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I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP, OK?
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>> OH, YEAH. ME, TOO.
>> NOW.
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SO...
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>> * I'VE GOT A SECRET
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I CANNOT SAY
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BLAME ALL THE MOVEMENT
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TO GIVE IT AWAY *
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>> HI, DADDY.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> JUST WATCHING YOUR FRIEND,
MY DOCTOR.
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>> * WHATEVER YOU DO
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DON'T TELL ANYONE
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WHATEVER YOU DO
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DON'T TELL ANYONE
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LOOK FOR REFLECTIONS *
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>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER,
AND YOU STILL WENT BEHIND MY BACK?
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>> I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EDEN.
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>> WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE
TALKING ABOUT?
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AND DON'T TELL ME YOU SLEPT WITH
HER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD END
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THIS PARTNERSHIP RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT NOW.
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>> WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE TELL YOU?
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>> THAT YOU AGREED TO FIX HER
FRIEND FOR FREE?
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>> CHAZ IS A STYLIST TO THE
STARS, OK?
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HE'S GOT A HUGE CLIENT LIST,AND HE'S GONNA
SEND REFERRALS OUR WAY, ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK, YOU'VE GOT THIS GREAT GIG
WITH THE TV SHOW.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO DO THE MOST
WITH MY OPPORTUNITIES, OK?
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IS THAT WHY YOU'RE REALLY ANGRY?
I MEAN, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A
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JEALOUS BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW.
IF I'M SURFING YOUR TURF --
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>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
237
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AND DON'T EVER LIE TO ME LIKE THAT
AGAIN.
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>> * WHATEVER YOU DO
239
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DON'T TELL ANYONE *
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>> OH, BEST GIRL-ON-GIRL OF
2005, "LADY AND THE TRAMPS."
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WEREN'T YOU UP FOR THAT ONE?
242
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>> OH, GOD, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
243
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
244
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>> SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM CALL
FOR A PLUMBER?
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>> WHY, YES, I DID.
246
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ARE YOU HERE TO FIX MY PIPES?
247
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>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I MIGHT HAVE TO JUST PROBE
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AROUND A LITTLE BIT FIRST, MISS.
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>> MM.
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>> SEE WHAT I CAN FIND.
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>> OOH, WELL.
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[BABY CRIES]
PROBE AWAY.
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>> MY PLEASURE.
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>> OH!
[LAUGHTER]
255
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REMEMBER THAT SHOOT?
256
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>> YES, I REMEMBER THAT SHOOT.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
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>> "PLUMBERS AND DYKES," STILL
OUR NUMBER ONE SELLER OF ALL TIME.
258
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>> IS IT REALLY?
>> YES, IT IS. HAND TO GOD.
259
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>> DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
RAM, THIS IS MY HUSBAND MATT.
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>> YEAH, HI. AND HER MANAGER.
HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
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>> YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?
262
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>> OH, SURE.
>> YEAH, TAKE A LOAD OFF.
263
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WHO'S THAT?
>> THIS IS JENNA.
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>> JENNA?
>> MM-HMM.
265
00:13:25,364 --> 00:13:27,075
>> I WAS REALLY HAPPY WHEN YOU
CALLED ME, KIMMY.
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SO HOW YOU BEEN?
WHERE YOU BEEN?
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WHAT'S -- WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?
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>> EXCUSE ME.
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH HER?
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WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK SHE MIGHT NEED A NEW DIAPER.
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>> WELL, I DON'T HAVE A DIAPER.
>> OH, WELL, WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
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>> HEY, LET ME HELP.
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HEY, BABY!
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COME ON IN HERE.
I'VE GOT A LIVE ONE FOR YOU.
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MY WIFE RUNS A DAYCARE CENTER.
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>> YOU HAVE A DAYCARE CENTER
HERE?
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>> WE'RE VERY, VERY
FAMILY-FRIENDLY THESE DAYS.
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BUSTY, MY OLD FRIEND KIMMY
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AND HER HUSBAND MATT.
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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KIMBER HENRY!
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WOW, YOU ARE, LIKE, AN IDOL OF MINE.
283
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>> I THINK THE LITTLE GIRL NEEDS
A DIAPER CHANGE.
284
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YOU MIND, UH, SEEING IF YOU
COULD HANDLE THAT WHILE WE TALK SHOP?
285
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[BABY CRYING]
>> OH, OH, SWEETIE. OK, OK. SHH, SHH, SHH.
286
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>> SO WHERE WERE WE, HUH?
287
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>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOUBLE
YOUR SALES THIS QUARTER?
288
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I WANT BACK IN THE BUSINESS.
289
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:23,033
>> YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW CHOICE
TITLES, NOTHING TOO RAUNCHY,
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PROVIDED THERE'S AN ADVANCE
INVOLVED.
291
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,830
>> THAT'S A VERY -- THAT'S A
VERY TEMPTING OFFER, REALLY.
292
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IT REALLY IS, BUT, UM,
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I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY.
294
00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:39,893
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
RAM, I COULD SADDLE UP THIS AFTERNOON.
295
00:14:40,372 --> 00:14:41,843
>> YOU NEED TO KICK THE METH,
HON.
296
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,865
I CAN SEE THE SIGNS, THE WEIGHT
LOSS, THE BAD SKIN.
297
00:14:45,211 --> 00:14:48,575
ALL THAT STUFF SHOWS UP ON CAMERA.
IT'S VERY,VERY BAD FOR MY COMPANY'S IMAGE.
298
00:14:49,982 --> 00:14:53,778
MATT, LAST TIME I SAW THIS YOUNG LADY,
SHE WAS ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
299
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,075
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER?
300
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,737
>> I GOT MIXED UP IN A CHURCH,
RAM,
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AND THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR
MONEY, AND I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.
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YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT
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KIND OF PERSON WHO WAS ON A
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SEARCH FOR SOMETHING THAT MAKES
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ME FEEL SPECIAL AND COMPLETE.
306
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,605
THE CHURCH DIDN'T MAKE THOSE
FEELINGS GO AWAY,
307
00:15:22,745 --> 00:15:25,989
AND THEN I GOT PREGNANT,
AND I GOT SO FAT.
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SO A FRIEND OF MINE SAID,
309
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"KIMBER, DO METH FOR A COUPLE WEEKS.
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I LOST 20 POUNDS," SO I DID, AND
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I LOST THE WEIGHT,
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BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO QUIT,
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I DIDN'T WANT TO.
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I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO
TAKE THE PAIN AWAY.
315
00:15:56,415 --> 00:16:00,105
>> LOOK, MAN, WE JUST REALLY
NEED A BREAK RIGHT NOW, OK?
316
00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:02,250
>> I MEAN, CAN YOU HELP A FRIEND
OUT?
317
00:16:04,987 --> 00:16:06,478
>> KIMMY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
318
00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:11,456
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE YOUR
HUBBY THERE A SHOT, HMM?
319
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I SAW THE PREGNANCY VIDEO YOU GUYS DID
ONLINE. IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD.
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00:16:16,115 --> 00:16:17,613
YOU GOT TALENT,AND BESIDES,YOU'RE PACKING
321
00:16:17,623 --> 00:16:19,220
A FIREHOSE DOWN THERE,AND THAT'S
MARKETABLE.
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00:16:19,505 --> 00:16:22,536
>> MATT MAKING ADULT FILMS
MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, RAM.
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00:16:22,572 --> 00:16:24,830
YOU KNOW THAT.
THERE'S NO MONEY IN IT FOR MEN.
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00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,345
ONLY WOMEN MAKE MONEY.
325
00:16:26,345 --> 00:16:27,976
>> HEY, TELL YOU WHAT.
COME HERE.
326
00:16:30,609 --> 00:16:32,788
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT
PORN.
327
00:16:34,353 --> 00:16:36,591
"FIRST TIME FAIRIES" IS A VERY,
VERY HOT TITLE FOR US.
328
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,284
WE JUST LOST ONE OF OUR LEADS,
GOT SIDELINED WITH SYPHILIS.
329
00:16:39,561 --> 00:16:42,222
YOU'D BE ON THE BOTTOM, AND THAT
TWINK CHIC LOOK WORKS VERY,
330
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VERY WELL FOR THIS GENRE.
331
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SHOOTS TOMORROW, PAYS FIVE
GRAND, YOU INTERESTED?
332
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>> MR. FORREST, TELL US WHAT
YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
333
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,205
>> OH, I REALLY DON'T DO THE
SELF-HATE THING.
334
00:17:01,699 --> 00:17:03,570
YOU KNOW, MY CALVES TOO SMALL,
MY NOSE TOO BIG?
335
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,119
NO, IT'S NOT MY NATURE.
336
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,601
I HAVE LEGITIMATE MEDICAL
ISSUES.
337
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:08,930
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
338
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,631
PROBABLY BETTER IF I JUST SHOW
YOU, RIGHT?
339
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,993
>> WOW, WHAT DID THAT?
A TIGER?
340
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:21,415
>> WELL, MRS. DECKER'S CERTAINLY
A WILD ANIMAL IN THE SACK.
341
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,851
>> I'M GUESSING MR. DECKER
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT MRS. DECKER'S
342
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,165
BEEN DOING WITH HER FINGERNAILS
LATELY.
343
00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:26,744
>> OH, CHUCK WAS THERE WHEN IT
HAPPENED.
344
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,143
HE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING.
345
00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:33,242
SWINGERS' PARTY.
346
00:17:34,202 --> 00:17:36,036
AND I HAVE A PARTY COMING UP
NEXT WEEK.
347
00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:38,247
I WAS HOPING I'D BE MOSTLY
348
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:39,605
BACK TO FORM BY THEN.
349
00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:41,259
>> SO THIS IS A WEEKLY THING
THEN?
350
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,654
>> ABOUT TWO, THREE TIMES A
MONTH, YEAH.
351
00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:45,584
I'M SORT OF LIKE THE HOST.
352
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,235
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND YOUR
WIFE BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE LIFESTYLE?
353
00:17:48,255 --> 00:17:50,821
>> OH, NO, NO.
I'M NOT MARRIED. WOW.
354
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:55,138
>> WELL, FROM MY EXPERIENCE,
SWINGERS' CLUBS ARE COUPLES ONLY.
355
00:17:55,351 --> 00:17:56,835
>> WELL, OURS IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
356
00:17:57,155 --> 00:17:59,579
WE MIX COUPLES, SINGLES,
357
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:03,040
MOSTLY WHITE, MIDDLE-AGED MOMS AND
THEIR HUSBANDS
358
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:06,581
WITH OTHER YOUNG,
SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN, LIKE MYSELF.
359
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,495
>> SO THESE COUPLES COME JUST
SO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN --
360
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:12,551
>> BE EXPLOITED?
361
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:15,983
BALDING WHITE MALES PAYING YOUNG
BLACK STUDS TO
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00:18:16,522 --> 00:18:19,069
BANG THEIR WIVES. DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE
EXPLOITATION TO YOU?
363
00:18:19,972 --> 00:18:21,642
>> NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
GETTING PAID.
364
00:18:22,191 --> 00:18:24,874
I MEAN, WE ALL PAY DUES TO
BELONG TO THE CLUB,
365
00:18:25,745 --> 00:18:26,837
WHITE AND BLACK.
366
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:28,298
>> I DON'T GET IT.
367
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,699
YOU'RE YOUNG, SUCCESSFUL.
YOU COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN YOU WANT.
368
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:34,904
>> I'M A LAWYER.
369
00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,458
MOST WOMEN I MEET IN THIS TOWN,
ALL THEY SEE IS A WALLET.
370
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:40,671
THEN YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH
THEM, AND, HMM.
371
00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:44,886
YOU GET A HOLD OF THOSE
372
00:18:45,456 --> 00:18:47,606
40-YEAR-OLD SOCCER MOMS, THOUGH.
373
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,236
OH, WOW,
374
00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:53,904
'CAUSE THEY'VE GOT THAT BABY WEIGHT
ON THEM FROM HAVING THREE KIDS.
375
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:59,127
BEST PART IS, WHEN IT'S ALL OVER, SHE
AND HER HUSBAND CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
376
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:01,861
THEN I THINK ABOUT IT.
377
00:19:02,681 --> 00:19:03,702
YOU LOVE YOUR LADY.
378
00:19:03,702 --> 00:19:05,940
YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAPPY, AND I
JUST GAVE HER FIVE ORGASMS.
379
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:08,965
[LAUGHS]
380
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:11,081
DOESN'T EVERYBODY WIN?
381
00:19:14,851 --> 00:19:16,666
[BABY FUSSING]
382
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:18,254
>> OOH.
383
00:19:19,294 --> 00:19:21,348
>> YEAH, SHE MUST BE GOING
THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT.
384
00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:24,028
SHE'S GETTING SO IRRITABLE.
WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
385
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,747
>> HEY, I FOUND LOOSE CHANGE.
WILL YOU HELP ME?
386
00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:28,988
WHEN I WALK,
387
00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:31,712
I CAN FEEL IT. THERE'S LIKE THREE OR FOUR
QUARTERS RIGHT UNDER HERE.
388
00:19:31,798 --> 00:19:33,568
IT'S, LIKE, RIGHT HERE.
HELP ME.
389
00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:35,873
>> UH, YEAH, I'M -- I'M GONNA
FEED JENNA FIRST.
390
00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,932
[KIMBER GRUNTS and GROANS]
391
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:42,849
WHERE'S THE BABY FORMULA,
KIMBER?
392
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:44,907
HUH?
393
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,714
DID I NOT ASK YOU TO GO TO THE
STORE?
394
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,798
WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE
CASH THAT I GAVE YOU?
395
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,881
>> [GRUNTS]
396
00:19:52,351 --> 00:19:53,565
>> HEY, HERE.
397
00:19:53,565 --> 00:19:54,917
NO, LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.
398
00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:57,978
OH, GREAT.
YOU SMOKED IT.
399
00:19:58,433 --> 00:19:59,658
YOU SMOKED IT.
400
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,257
>> I'M SORRY. I--I NEEDED
A LITTLE BIT TO GET ME THROUGH.
401
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,946
I'D HAVE SAVED IT FOR YOU, BUT
THE SHIT BURNS FAST.
402
00:20:07,576 --> 00:20:10,288
DAMN IT, MATT! DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD!
JUST HELP ME!
403
00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:13,169
HELP ME PULL UP THE CARPET.
THERE'S -- THERE'S MONEY UNDER HERE.
404
00:20:13,358 --> 00:20:14,391
PLEASE.
405
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:16,742
COME ON!
406
00:20:16,752 --> 00:20:17,845
[BABY CRYING]
407
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:21,769
WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE?
HELP ME!
408
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,362
THERE'S MONEY HERE!
GOD.
409
00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:26,285
ASSHOLE.
410
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,184
YOU'RE GOING TO JUST SIT THERE.
411
00:20:29,214 --> 00:20:31,098
IF YOU HAD A JOB, THEN WE'D
HAVE MONEY, WOULDN'T WE?
412
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,350
GOD, DAMMIT.
STUPID, STUPID CHANGE!
413
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:37,268
[BABY CRYING]
414
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,342
>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
415
00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:44,031
>> RAM SAID THEY HAVE A DAYCARE.
THEY CAN WATCH JENNA WHILE I WORK.
416
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,151
>> KATE?
417
00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:57,652
>> KATE'S NOT HERE, MR. McNAMARA.
418
00:20:58,366 --> 00:20:59,435
OH, LOOK.
419
00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:01,409
I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN DETENTION- TODAY.
420
00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:09,386
>> I, UH, I SEE.
421
00:21:10,866 --> 00:21:13,533
YOU MUST'VE BEEN A VERY BAD
GIRL TO HAVE TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL.
422
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,667
>> OH, I WAS, MR. McNAMARA.
423
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,469
I WAS VERY BAD.
424
00:21:17,739 --> 00:21:21,143
>> AND WHAT IS IT YOU DID?
425
00:21:22,023 --> 00:21:23,675
>> I FORGOT TO WEAR PANTIES.
426
00:21:26,715 --> 00:21:28,046
ARE YOU GONNA SPANK ME NOW?
427
00:21:29,096 --> 00:21:30,198
>> * OOH
428
00:21:30,336 --> 00:21:32,256
THAT'S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
429
00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:34,814
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH
430
00:21:34,853 --> 00:21:36,681
THAT'S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
431
00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:39,283
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH
432
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:41,158
THAT'S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
433
00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:43,627
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH
434
00:21:43,644 --> 00:21:45,632
THAT'S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
435
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:48,165
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH *
436
00:21:51,803 --> 00:21:53,511
>> YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GREAT
ASS.
437
00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:55,160
>> [CHUCKLES]
438
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,372
>> IT'S TOO BAD I CAN'T SEE MORE
OF IT WHEN WE'RE HAVING SEX,
439
00:21:57,376 --> 00:21:59,378
BUT I GUESS THAT WOULD BE
MECHANICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, HUH?
440
00:21:59,378 --> 00:22:00,579
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
441
00:22:00,989 --> 00:22:03,393
A FEW MORE TWISTS ON THOSE
POSITIONS WE DID EARLIER,
442
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:05,943
IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE.
>> HMM, HMM, THANK YOU.
443
00:22:06,955 --> 00:22:10,334
>> GOD, THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
I'VE HAD IN YEARS. >> HMM?
444
00:22:12,013 --> 00:22:13,414
>> I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED
THOUGH.
445
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:17,071
I THOUGHT HEARING THAT FANTASY
THE OTHER DAY TURNED YOU OFF?
446
00:22:17,092 --> 00:22:18,740
>> HMM, WELL, HMM,
447
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,968
I WAS A LITTLE INTIMIDATED.
448
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:22,710
THEN I THOUGHT, KATE, YOU
BROUGHT IT UP,
449
00:22:23,189 --> 00:22:26,194
SO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS,
RIGHT?
450
00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:29,249
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WANTED
TO HAVE SEX WITH AN
451
00:22:30,029 --> 00:22:32,013
ALBINO AMPUTEE OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?
452
00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:34,948
>> WELL, WHAT IF I DID WANT TO
HAVE SEX WITH AN ALBINO AMPUTEE?
453
00:22:34,956 --> 00:22:36,002
THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
454
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:39,414
>> WHATEVER I COULD TO MAKE YOU
HAPPY,
455
00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,210
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
456
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,994
>> WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY WILD?
>> MM-HMM.
457
00:22:47,929 --> 00:22:51,458
>> THIS GUY CAME INTO THE OFFICE,
458
00:22:51,898 --> 00:22:54,748
A VERY GOOD-LOOKING GUY,
THIRTIES, AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
459
00:22:55,281 --> 00:22:57,426
HE, UH, NEEDED TO GET THESE
SCRATCHES ON HIS BACK FIXED.
460
00:22:57,446 --> 00:22:58,474
>> MM-HMM.
461
00:22:58,484 --> 00:23:01,481
>> TURNS OUT HE THROWS
INTERRACIAL PARTIES.
462
00:23:01,737 --> 00:23:03,709
THIS IS WHERE WHITE COUPLES GO
463
00:23:04,139 --> 00:23:08,041
SO THE WIVES CAN HAVE SEX WITH
YOUNG BLACK MEN WHILE THE HUSBANDS WATCH.
464
00:23:08,456 --> 00:23:09,548
>> WOW.
465
00:23:09,878 --> 00:23:11,842
>> THAT'S INSANE, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
466
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,988
>> I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE
ANYBODY WANTING TO DO THAT?
467
00:23:17,989 --> 00:23:19,600
YOU CAN?
>> WELL,
468
00:23:20,006 --> 00:23:22,614
I DON'T KNOW.
WATCHING YOU WATCH ME GET OFF?
469
00:23:23,414 --> 00:23:25,200
THAT'S KIND OF HOT, DON'T YOU THINK?
470
00:23:25,851 --> 00:23:26,865
>> YEAH.
471
00:23:26,886 --> 00:23:28,104
>> WAIT, WAIT. HEY, SEAN.
472
00:23:29,454 --> 00:23:31,228
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE
HONEST WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT
473
00:23:31,232 --> 00:23:32,788
THIS KIND OF STUFF, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
474
00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:34,105
>> WELL, I MEAN, I CAN'T HELP
475
00:23:34,105 --> 00:23:35,904
IT IF MY FANTASY HAPPENS TO HAVE
476
00:23:36,634 --> 00:23:37,975
A HANDSOME BLACK GUY IN IT.
477
00:23:39,265 --> 00:23:40,279
MAKES ME HOT.
478
00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:41,297
WHAT CAN I SAY?
479
00:23:42,147 --> 00:23:45,422
HMM, THESE BURGERS ARE SO GOOD.
480
00:23:46,452 --> 00:23:47,724
>> YEAH.
481
00:23:48,574 --> 00:23:50,215
>> [MUFFLED] REALLY, THEY'RE
AMAZING.
482
00:23:52,611 --> 00:23:53,939
>> OK, ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED?
483
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:56,036
>> YES, AND THE SUSPENSE IS
KILLING ME.
484
00:23:56,532 --> 00:23:58,309
>> OK, IMAGINE YOU'RE THE
485
00:23:58,319 --> 00:23:59,462
DOORMAN AT TEDDY'S,
486
00:24:00,322 --> 00:24:01,571
AND THIS WALKS UP.
487
00:24:14,713 --> 00:24:16,371
>> I HOPE YOU DIDN'T VALET
ALREADY.
488
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:17,673
WHAT SIZE IS THAT AGAIN?
489
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,084
>> IT'S A ZERO.
YOU PICKED IT OUT.
490
00:24:20,118 --> 00:24:22,310
>> YEAH, SEE, THE NEW SIZE TO BE
491
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,230
SEEN IN IS A NEGATIVE TWO.
492
00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:26,701
YOU'RE BUSTING OUT AT THE SEAMS,
SWEETIE.
493
00:24:28,373 --> 00:24:29,547
>> SORRY, AM I INTERRUPTING
494
00:24:29,557 --> 00:24:31,098
"EXTREME MAKEOVER: HORROR
EDITION"?
495
00:24:32,498 --> 00:24:34,224
OK, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
496
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,343
SUTURES LOOK GOOD.
497
00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:39,005
NO SIGN OF INFECTION.
498
00:24:40,255 --> 00:24:41,298
I THINK WE'RE ALL GOOD.
499
00:24:42,508 --> 00:24:45,111
OK, SO, WE MADE A DEAL.
500
00:24:46,171 --> 00:24:47,175
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
501
00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:49,345
>> YOU'RE RIGHT, WE MADE A DEAL.
502
00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:52,176
YOU DO ONE SURGERY, AND I KEEP
MY MOUTH SHUT,
503
00:24:53,062 --> 00:24:55,051
BUT THAT'S NOT
THE SURGERY I HAD IN MIND.
504
00:24:55,521 --> 00:24:57,855
LUNCHTIME LIPO IS A FAIRLY EASY
PROCEDURE.
505
00:24:58,156 --> 00:24:59,970
I NEED A LITTLE DONE AROUND THE
WAIST.
506
00:25:00,158 --> 00:25:01,295
>> IT'S THE ONLY WAY, SWEETIE.
507
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,864
>> YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
508
00:25:05,864 --> 00:25:07,842
>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO SEE THE
PUNCHLINE?
509
00:25:09,297 --> 00:25:10,498
TRUTH BE TOLD, WHEN I OVERHEARD
510
00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:12,796
THE SKANK TELL MY MOM ABOUT YOUR
LITTLE ONE-NIGHT STAND,
511
00:25:13,238 --> 00:25:16,420
IT WASN'T SO MUCH ME EAVESDROPPING
AS IT WAS CHECKING THE TAPE AND
512
00:25:16,728 --> 00:25:18,416
THE CAMERA I HID IN THEIR
BEDROOM.
513
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,782
>> WHAT IS THIS?
514
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:26,076
>> A DOWNLOAD I KNOW YOU'RE
JUST DYING TO SEE.
515
00:25:26,832 --> 00:25:27,863
>> YES.
516
00:25:28,453 --> 00:25:29,465
OH, YES.
517
00:25:32,005 --> 00:25:34,351
OH, OH, OH.
518
00:25:36,011 --> 00:25:39,275
>>THE WHOLE VIDEO'S ABOUT 20 MINUTES LONG,
BUT I THINK I'LL ONLY POST THE LAST FIVE.
519
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,739
IT'S THE PART WHERE MOM GETS
JULIA TO COME.
520
00:25:42,517 --> 00:25:43,749
HERE IT IS.
WATCH.
521
00:25:44,385 --> 00:25:45,392
>> OH!
522
00:25:46,572 --> 00:25:47,600
OH!
523
00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:49,748
OH!
524
00:25:50,308 --> 00:25:52,286
>> WELL, BETTER THAN CHRISTIAN?
525
00:25:54,396 --> 00:25:55,646
>> MUCH BETTER, HONEY.
526
00:26:00,586 --> 00:26:01,857
>> THE NEW DEAL IS LIPO,
527
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:04,542
OR THIS GETS POSTED ON THE WEB WHERE
SEAN CAN SEE IT,
528
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,562
ANNIE CAN SEE IT, AND YOUR PASTY
LITTLE JULIA CAN --
529
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,194
>> YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!
530
00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,476
>> I BRUISE EASY, DOCTOR,
531
00:26:11,356 --> 00:26:14,253
SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND THINK
ABOUT WHAT YOUR OPTIONS HERE REALLY ARE.
532
00:26:31,664 --> 00:26:33,710
[WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH]
533
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,951
>> A LOCAL ANESTHETIC IN YOUR
BACK WILL NUMB THE PAIN,
534
00:26:37,312 --> 00:26:39,224
BUT IF YOU FEEL DISCOMFORT,
535
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,255
LIZ CAN ALWAYS GIVE YOU A BULLET TO BITE
DOWN ON.
536
00:26:41,487 --> 00:26:43,748
>> OR USE MY MALLET AND KNOCK
YOU UNCONSCIOUS.
537
00:26:44,005 --> 00:26:45,596
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
538
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:52,108
>> HMM, FINGERNAIL TIP.
539
00:26:53,008 --> 00:26:54,692
IT STILL HAS SOME POLISH ON IT,
WHOO!
540
00:26:55,341 --> 00:26:57,315
>> WE'LL HAVE TO PASS A NEW RULE
FOR THE CLUB.
541
00:26:57,353 --> 00:26:59,675
NO PRESS-ON NAILS AT PARTIES.
542
00:27:00,325 --> 00:27:01,419
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
543
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,210
>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A BLOOD
PANEL, TOO.
544
00:27:03,229 --> 00:27:04,262
>> I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT.
545
00:27:04,692 --> 00:27:07,574
EVERY MEMBER OF THE CLUB HAS TO
SUBMIT AN STD TEST.
546
00:27:08,363 --> 00:27:10,047
>> YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO --
>> INSANE?
547
00:27:13,338 --> 00:27:14,742
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> AH, IT'S OK.
548
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:16,169
I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT.
549
00:27:18,209 --> 00:27:21,630
>> HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH
THIS WORLD TO BEGIN WITH, IF I CAN ASK?
550
00:27:22,033 --> 00:27:23,282
>> WELL, I WAS AT A BAR AND
551
00:27:24,002 --> 00:27:27,811
GOT PICKED UP BY THIS HOT, OLDER WOMAN,
AND WE GET TO HER HOUSE,
552
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,484
SHE INTRODUCES ME TO HER
HUSBAND.
553
00:27:29,495 --> 00:27:30,562
[CHUCKLES]
554
00:27:31,102 --> 00:27:33,424
A LITTLE WEIRD AT FIRST, BUT WE
GO THERE.
555
00:27:34,272 --> 00:27:36,680
THEN ONE DAY, SHE ASKED ME IF I
HAD ANY FRIENDS WHO'D BE
556
00:27:36,711 --> 00:27:38,819
INTERESTED, AND THINGS TOOK OFF
FROM THERE.
557
00:27:40,475 --> 00:27:41,822
>> THE OTHER COUPLES THAT --
558
00:27:43,992 --> 00:27:45,000
>> YEAH?
559
00:27:48,430 --> 00:27:50,335
>> THE OTHER COUPLES WHO SHOW UP NOW,
560
00:27:51,175 --> 00:27:54,640
SAY SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT
TO ACTUALLY HAVE RELATIONS WITH SOMEONE.
561
00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:58,042
>> YOU MEAN, IF THEY COULD JUST
WATCH?
562
00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:00,026
>> LIKE, OUT OF CURIOSITY, YEAH.
563
00:28:01,036 --> 00:28:02,167
>> WELL, WE GET THAT ALL THE
TIME.
564
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,524
ALL NEWCOMERS JUST WANT TO CHECK
OUT THE SCENE BEFORE THEY COMMIT ANYHOW.
565
00:28:05,847 --> 00:28:08,982
MOSTLY, THEY'RE LOOKING TO
RECHARGE THEIR SEX LIFE.
566
00:28:10,068 --> 00:28:11,263
>> RECHARGE, HUH?
567
00:28:11,503 --> 00:28:12,514
OH.
568
00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:14,395
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH
YOUR WOMAN?
569
00:28:14,419 --> 00:28:16,086
>> HOW'S THE PAIN LEVEL, MR.FORREST?
570
00:28:16,387 --> 00:28:17,486
>> UM, FINE, THANKS.
571
00:28:18,056 --> 00:28:19,195
>> THE PAIN LEVEL'S GREAT.
572
00:28:19,725 --> 00:28:20,787
WE'RE GOOD, LIZ.
573
00:28:25,897 --> 00:28:28,060
[TOILET FLUSHES]
574
00:28:29,770 --> 00:28:31,211
>> HEY, MATT, EVERYTHING COME
OUT ALL RIGHT?
575
00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:32,590
>> UH, YEAH, I GUESS.
576
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:34,694
I -- I HAVE NEVER DONE ONE OF
THOSE ENEMA THINGS BEFORE.
577
00:28:34,726 --> 00:28:36,011
>> THEY'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS,
BUT YOU GET USED TO THEM.
578
00:28:36,031 --> 00:28:37,052
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU THE SET.
579
00:28:37,376 --> 00:28:38,974
GET A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE SCRIPT?
YOU KNOW THE SET-UP, RIGHT?
580
00:28:38,974 --> 00:28:41,155
>> UH, YEAH.
MY NAME'S RICKI BOI.
581
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,479
I'M HERE FOR STEALING A CAR,
AND, UM, THERE'S A STRIP SEARCH INVOLVED.
582
00:28:45,693 --> 00:28:47,227
>> YEAH.JOHNNY!
>> YEAH.
583
00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:50,007
>> YOU SHOULD MEET YOUR CO-STAR,
GREAT GUY, VERY PROFESSIONAL.
584
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:53,040
>> UH, HEY.
I'M, UH, MATT.
585
00:28:53,057 --> 00:28:54,159
NICE TO MEET YOU.
586
00:28:54,449 --> 00:28:56,073
>> AM I GONNA BREAK THIS GUY OR
WHAT?
587
00:28:56,881 --> 00:28:58,146
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.
588
00:28:58,786 --> 00:29:00,474
>> MATT!
GET OVER HERE.
589
00:29:01,118 --> 00:29:02,876
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I TOLD YOU JENNA'S WITH BUSTY.
590
00:29:02,913 --> 00:29:03,944
SHE'S FINE.
591
00:29:04,064 --> 00:29:05,800
>> RAM, I NEED A MINUTE WITH HIM.
592
00:29:06,024 --> 00:29:08,621
>> YEAH, HANG ON.
LOOK, YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.
593
00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:11,200
I BOOKED A FOOT-FETISH SHOOT ON
THIS STAGE FROM 3:00 TO 6:00,
594
00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:12,820
ALL RIGHT? >> OK.
>> 10 MINUTES.
595
00:29:14,162 --> 00:29:16,590
BOYS, REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT TO
SWAP THESE SETS OUT AS SOON AS
596
00:29:16,602 --> 00:29:17,733
LITTLE MATTIE'S DONE.
597
00:29:17,743 --> 00:29:19,718
>> GET DRESSED NOW.
598
00:29:19,978 --> 00:29:21,950
I AM NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS.
599
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,798
>> OH, SO IT'S OK FOR YOU, BUT
NOT FOR ME?
600
00:29:23,822 --> 00:29:26,003
>> I WAS A QUEEN IN THIS
BUSINESS.
601
00:29:26,137 --> 00:29:27,683
I MADE SEVEN FIGURES A YEAR.
602
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:28,734
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
603
00:29:28,824 --> 00:29:31,116
FIVE GRAND TO BE A SLOPPY
BOTTOM?
604
00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:32,931
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN THAT.
605
00:29:32,941 --> 00:29:34,515
>> NO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S
WORSE.
606
00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,461
NO MONEY AND A RENT THAT IS WAY
PAST DUE.
607
00:29:36,478 --> 00:29:38,036
WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE AT
THIS POINT?
608
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:41,070
>> I CALLED THE CHURCH.
609
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,349
NOW, THEY HAVE OFFERED TO TAKE
CARE OF US AGAIN,
610
00:29:44,711 --> 00:29:47,906
AND IF WE AGREE TO A PURIFICATION RUNDOWN
611
00:29:47,956 --> 00:29:49,261
AND GO TO NARCONON,
612
00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:51,428
THEY'RE WILLING TO REINSTATE US.
613
00:29:52,589 --> 00:29:55,174
NOW, I TOLD THEM WE'D SWING BY
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
614
00:30:02,244 --> 00:30:05,089
>> I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD
FATHER AND A GOOD HUSBAND, KIMBER.
615
00:30:05,091 --> 00:30:06,193
THAT'S ALL.
616
00:30:08,053 --> 00:30:12,096
>> BUT YOU ARE, YOU ARE.
COME HERE. GOD.
617
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,787
COME ON, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?
618
00:30:15,788 --> 00:30:17,535
>> YEAH.
>> THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.
619
00:30:28,264 --> 00:30:30,538
>> YOU NEED TO PEEL THIS LIKE
PROSCIUTTO.
620
00:30:30,546 --> 00:30:35,319
TAKE AN INCH OFF EACH SIDE, AND
THEN, THEN YOU'LL BE RUNWAY READY.
621
00:30:36,061 --> 00:30:37,102
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY BOOBS?
622
00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,797
I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING UP A
CUP SIZE, LIKE,
623
00:30:40,362 --> 00:30:41,381
YOU KNOW, JUST
624
00:30:41,411 --> 00:30:43,215
TO MAKE MYSELF BETTER, LIKE ALL
THE OTHER GIRLS.
625
00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:45,371
>> HMM, FAKE TITS ARE SO '97.
626
00:30:45,521 --> 00:30:47,854
ALL GUYS WANT ARE ABS AND HIPS.
627
00:30:48,624 --> 00:30:51,211
>> A SENSE OF HUMOR AND GOOD
FAMILY GENES DON'T HURT, EITHER,
628
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,678
BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE.
629
00:30:53,058 --> 00:30:55,080
I NEED A MOMENT WITH MY PATIENT,
HUBCAP NIP.
630
00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:03,064
>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCRUBS?
631
00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:05,149
WE HAVE TO GET THIS DONE BEFORE
SEAN GETS HERE.
632
00:31:05,617 --> 00:31:06,992
>> WE'LL BE DONE LONG BEFORE
THAT.
633
00:31:09,871 --> 00:31:11,152
>> WHAT'S THIS?
>> PHENTERMINE.
634
00:31:11,377 --> 00:31:13,604
HEARD OF IT?
>> THE PRESCRIPTION DIET PILL?
635
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,487
ANY TEEN WITH AN INTERNET
CONNECTION AND THEIR MOTHER'S
636
00:31:16,513 --> 00:31:18,044
CREDIT CARD CAN GET A MONTH'S
SUPPLY FROM CANADA.
637
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,461
>> NOT THIS KIND.
638
00:31:19,971 --> 00:31:21,527
IT'S COMPOUNDED WITH ZONE GRAM.
639
00:31:21,627 --> 00:31:24,051
MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AND
COMPLETELY UNAVAILABLE
640
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:25,561
WITHOUT
A DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION.
641
00:31:25,981 --> 00:31:28,068
IT'LL MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT
FASTER, FEEL BETTER,
642
00:31:28,524 --> 00:31:30,018
AND IT'S GOT A HIP FACTOR OF TEN.
643
00:31:32,298 --> 00:31:33,919
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BUY ME OFF,
DOCTOR?
644
00:31:34,050 --> 00:31:35,810
>> NO, THIS IS TRYING TO BUY YOU
OFF.
645
00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:37,686
XANAX FOR THE ANXIETY THAT YOU
646
00:31:37,706 --> 00:31:40,028
CLEARLY HAVE AND PER COSET TO
647
00:31:40,038 --> 00:31:42,679
BRING YOU DOWN AFTER A GOOD
NIGHT'S CLUBBING, ALL RIGHT?
648
00:31:43,158 --> 00:31:45,339
EACH WITH ONE FREE REFILL.
649
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,794
YOU DON'T NEED LIPO, ALL RIGHT?
650
00:31:48,814 --> 00:31:50,049
THE OUNCES YOU WANT TO LOSE?
651
00:31:50,379 --> 00:31:52,533
THESE PILLS ARE GOING TO DO THE
JOB, OK?
652
00:31:52,551 --> 00:31:54,962
AND QUITE FRANKLY, SEAN IS
GETTING A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS,
653
00:31:54,963 --> 00:31:56,441
SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
COMPROMISE.
654
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,481
>> TWO FREE REFILLS.
655
00:32:03,361 --> 00:32:05,576
>> AND I NEVER SEE YOU AROUND
THIS OFFICE AGAIN?
656
00:32:07,856 --> 00:32:09,389
>> MY OWN DR. FEELGOOD.
657
00:32:10,259 --> 00:32:11,349
I LIKE IT.
658
00:32:24,896 --> 00:32:26,172
>> YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
659
00:32:26,882 --> 00:32:28,503
>> WE'RE ONLY HERE TO WATCH
ANYWAY, RIGHT?
660
00:32:29,204 --> 00:32:30,272
>> YEAH.
661
00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:33,170
OK, YOU REALLY THINK NO ONE'S
GOING TO RECOGNIZE ME FROM THE SHOW?
662
00:32:33,199 --> 00:32:34,343
'CAUSE I'LL PUT THIS ON.
663
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,445
>> UM, I WAS TOLD THERE'S A
664
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,073
CODE OF SILENCE AT THESE THINGS.
665
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,499
>> YEAH.
>> I THINK IT'S OK.
666
00:32:39,979 --> 00:32:41,012
>> OK.
667
00:32:46,192 --> 00:32:48,226
LET'S DO THIS.
LET'S GO.
668
00:33:03,979 --> 00:33:05,543
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD HAVE A SAFE WORD.
669
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:06,565
>> A WHAT?
670
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:09,393
>> YOU KNOW, A WORD IN CASE ONE
OF US GETS UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANTS TO GO.
671
00:33:09,431 --> 00:33:10,942
WE'LL SAY SOMETHING, LIKE, UH, BIG WHEEL.
672
00:33:11,717 --> 00:33:13,484
THAT'S A WORD THAT A DOMINATRIX
673
00:33:13,484 --> 00:33:15,389
WOULD USE, YOU KNOW, WITH THEIR
CLIENTS SO NOBODY GETS HURT.
674
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,305
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
>> IS "BIG WHEEL" OK WITH YOU?
675
00:33:17,343 --> 00:33:19,193
IS THAT OK?
>> SURE. >> OK.
676
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,178
I'M REALLY EXCITED.
AREN'T YOU?
677
00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:24,516
>> OH, DEFINITELY.
678
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:28,613
>> OK, UM, LET'S -- OK.
679
00:33:28,741 --> 00:33:31,872
[MUSIC PLAYING]
680
00:33:32,062 --> 00:33:34,406
>> OH, DR. McNAMARA.
681
00:33:34,796 --> 00:33:35,822
I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
682
00:33:36,162 --> 00:33:37,649
IS THIS THE LOVELY FIANCEé?
683
00:33:37,669 --> 00:33:39,040
>> HI, I'M KATE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
684
00:33:39,348 --> 00:33:41,346
>> WELL, COME ON IN.
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
685
00:33:46,052 --> 00:33:47,249
DON'T BE SHY.
686
00:33:47,929 --> 00:33:49,179
NO ONE ELSE HERE IS.
687
00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:10,666
>> OH, THE HOUSE RULES.
688
00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:13,717
FIRST, NO CELL PHONES AND NO
CAMERAS OF ANY KIND.
689
00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:16,023
THIS IS A PRIVATE CLUB.
WE'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
690
00:34:16,043 --> 00:34:17,563
SECOND, WOMEN MAKE THE
691
00:34:17,563 --> 00:34:19,860
INVITATIONS, AND WOMEN CAN SAY
"NO" AT ANY TIME.
692
00:34:20,005 --> 00:34:21,250
THIRD, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.
693
00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:22,380
I'M THE HOST, NOT THE MAID.
694
00:34:23,210 --> 00:34:27,391
FINALLY, MOST IMPORTANT, HAVE
FUN.
695
00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:31,402
>> YOU WANT TO EXPLORE?
696
00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:33,697
>> I'M GOING TO GET US SOME
DRINKS FIRST. >> OK.
697
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:45,516
>> [LAUGHS]
698
00:34:49,097 --> 00:34:54,306
[MUSIC PLAYING]
699
00:34:55,737 --> 00:34:56,787
[SLAP]
OW!
700
00:34:56,909 --> 00:34:59,450
[LAUGHS]
701
00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:01,112
YEAH.
702
00:35:01,152 --> 00:35:02,200
[SLAP]
703
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,681
[LAUGHS]
704
00:35:03,711 --> 00:35:04,829
>> YEAH.
[SLAP]
705
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:06,044
OH.
>> [LAUGHS]
706
00:35:06,065 --> 00:35:07,166
>> YOU LIKE THAT?
707
00:35:07,186 --> 00:35:08,206
>> YEAH.
708
00:35:08,576 --> 00:35:09,648
>> SHE YOURS?
709
00:35:10,598 --> 00:35:12,413
>> NO, MINE'S, UH...
710
00:35:25,737 --> 00:35:26,749
>> THANKS.
711
00:35:27,929 --> 00:35:30,927
>> COME ON, LOIS.
SHOW HIM WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH.
712
00:35:33,518 --> 00:35:34,903
>> LET'S GO FIND A SAFER PLACE
713
00:35:34,913 --> 00:35:36,227
TO SIT DOWN.
>> OK.
714
00:35:43,055 --> 00:35:46,131
[WOMAN MOANING]
715
00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:15,344
[FOOTSTEPS]
716
00:36:15,454 --> 00:36:17,335
>> HEY, YOU GUYS MIND IF WE USE
THE BED?
717
00:36:17,345 --> 00:36:18,644
EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL.
718
00:36:19,034 --> 00:36:20,332
>> NO, NO, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
719
00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,880
>> [LAUGHS]
>> THANK YOU.
720
00:36:23,161 --> 00:36:24,376
>> WHOO!
721
00:36:24,376 --> 00:36:25,574
[MAN LAUGHS]
722
00:36:26,174 --> 00:36:27,617
>> COME ON, BIG BOY.
723
00:36:28,844 --> 00:36:30,479
>> YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO STAY
IF YOU LIKE.
724
00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:32,158
[MAN LAUGHS]
725
00:36:32,308 --> 00:36:33,419
>> COME ON.
726
00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:34,737
I'M READY FOR YOU.
727
00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:36,275
>> THIS IS WHAT WE CAME TO SEE,
728
00:36:36,285 --> 00:36:37,416
RIGHT?
729
00:36:40,046 --> 00:36:41,106
>> YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?
730
00:36:41,106 --> 00:36:42,128
SHE'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE.
731
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,537
[MOANING]
732
00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:54,633
>> BIG WHEEL.
733
00:36:54,643 --> 00:36:56,301
>> OH, YEAH, BABY.
GO FOR IT.
734
00:36:56,305 --> 00:36:57,513
>> HOW'S THAT?
HOW'S THAT?
735
00:36:57,534 --> 00:36:58,591
>> THAT'S GOOD.
736
00:37:00,031 --> 00:37:01,416
[MOANING and LAUGHING]
737
00:37:01,446 --> 00:37:03,208
>> OH, YEAH. >> BIG WHEEL.
>> HARRY!
738
00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:04,844
I THINK I'M GONNA...
739
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:07,165
>> GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT.
740
00:37:07,195 --> 00:37:08,230
GO.
741
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,126
>> BIG WHEEL!
742
00:37:25,851 --> 00:37:26,944
>> YOU HESITATED.
743
00:37:28,904 --> 00:37:31,235
HE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO
GO NEXT, AND YOU HESITATED.
744
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:34,298
>> THAT'S WHY YOU WOULDN'T SAY
ANYTHING THE WHOLE WAY HOME?
745
00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:37,813
YOU'RE REALLY READING INTO THIS.
746
00:37:38,103 --> 00:37:39,864
>> YOU DIDN'T THINK WHAT WAS
GOING ON IN THERE WAS SICK?
747
00:37:40,977 --> 00:37:43,621
>> NO.
CONSENTING ADULTS HAVING FUN? NO.
748
00:37:45,637 --> 00:37:46,735
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
749
00:37:47,116 --> 00:37:50,847
>> OK, I SEE. SO WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH
THE SCHOOLGIRL IS NORMAL TO YOU?
750
00:37:50,929 --> 00:37:52,290
>> ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PUT ON
A DRESS.
751
00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:56,911
>> YEAH, BUT IT WAS STILL YOUR FANTASY,
SEAN,AND I FOLLOWED THROUGH, NO JUDGMENT.
752
00:37:56,938 --> 00:37:58,033
>> I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
753
00:37:58,053 --> 00:37:59,167
>> YOU CERTAINLY LIKED THE RESULT,
754
00:37:59,928 --> 00:38:01,910
AND DON'T CRITICIZE ME
FOR HAVING MY FANTASY, SEAN.
755
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,491
WE SAID NO MORE SECRETS.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
756
00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:06,842
>> NO, YOU SAID THAT.I THINK IT'S BETTER
TO KEEP SOME THINGS TO OURSELVES.
757
00:38:07,392 --> 00:38:08,434
>> WHY?
758
00:38:08,794 --> 00:38:10,575
IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU'RE
KEEPING FROM ME?
759
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:14,571
GO ON. SAY IT.
REALLY, REALLY.
760
00:38:14,576 --> 00:38:16,131
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
761
00:38:16,131 --> 00:38:17,608
YOU ALREADY THINK I'M A WHORE
NOW.
762
00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:19,084
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT THE WHOLE TRUTH?
>> YEAH.
763
00:38:19,244 --> 00:38:20,445
>> I ONLY LIKED THE IDEA OF GOING THERE
764
00:38:20,475 --> 00:38:22,192
BECAUSE I HOPED IT MIGHT SPICE UP OUR
SEX LIFE.
765
00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:23,961
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY GOOD IN BED.
766
00:38:24,315 --> 00:38:26,426
THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER GOT OVER
YOU SHITTING IN THE HOT TUB.
767
00:38:26,461 --> 00:38:27,465
I STILL THINK ABOUT IT.
768
00:38:27,535 --> 00:38:29,676
THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO FANTASIZE
EVERY TIME WE HAVE SEX.
769
00:38:31,456 --> 00:38:32,568
>> I THINK YOUR ASS IS FLAT.
770
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:34,109
>> I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET
FAT AGAIN.
771
00:38:34,142 --> 00:38:35,356
>> I THINK YOUR EX-WIFE BECAME A
772
00:38:35,366 --> 00:38:38,241
LESBIAN BECAUSE YOU MADE HER
FEEL SO HORRIBLE THAT SHE HATES MEN NOW.
773
00:38:38,330 --> 00:38:39,658
>> I ONLY ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME
774
00:38:39,658 --> 00:38:41,852
BECAUSE I WAS SCARED, NOT
BECAUSE I REALLY LOVED YOU.
775
00:38:46,031 --> 00:38:47,952
I'M SORRY.
>> DON'T, DON'T, DON'T TOUCH ME. >> KATE.
776
00:39:00,886 --> 00:39:04,230
>> SAY SURPRISE TO DADDY.
777
00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:06,537
>> YOU DID ALL THIS WHILE I WAS GONE?
778
00:39:06,798 --> 00:39:08,039
>> WE BOTH DID.
779
00:39:08,059 --> 00:39:09,125
>> OH.
780
00:39:09,175 --> 00:39:10,952
>> I WANTED A CLEAN START.
781
00:39:11,237 --> 00:39:13,029
>> MM.
>> GO LOOK AT THE KITCHEN.
782
00:39:16,859 --> 00:39:17,883
>> WHOA.
783
00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:19,918
>> I FOUND $100 UNDER THE
784
00:39:19,928 --> 00:39:21,897
CARPET, AND THEN I WENT INTO THE GARBAGE.
785
00:39:22,043 --> 00:39:24,255
I PULLED OUT SOME BOTTLES, AND VOILà.
786
00:39:24,546 --> 00:39:25,671
>> BABY FORMULA.
787
00:39:25,681 --> 00:39:26,794
>> [LAUGHS]
788
00:39:29,004 --> 00:39:31,456
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE?
789
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,191
>> BUT IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU.
790
00:39:33,631 --> 00:39:35,664
IF YOU VISUALIZE WHAT YOU WANT,
791
00:39:35,964 --> 00:39:37,760
THE UNIVERSE WILL SUPPLY IT.
792
00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:41,102
>> OH.
793
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:49,208
>> WHERE'D YOU GO?
794
00:39:50,428 --> 00:39:52,703
>> I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING
VISION OF WHAT IT WAS GOING TO
795
00:39:52,718 --> 00:39:54,115
BE LIKE WHEN WE GOT CLEAN
TOMORROW.
796
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,331
>> DID I LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR?
>> YES.
797
00:39:56,342 --> 00:39:57,577
>> GOOD.
798
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,985
I'M SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T DO THAT
DEGRADING MOVIE.
799
00:40:01,009 --> 00:40:02,245
>> OH, ME, TOO, BABE.
800
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,891
UM, SO HOW DID YOU GET THIS
801
00:40:05,891 --> 00:40:07,972
FROM ROB IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY
MONEY LEFT TO PAY FOR IT?
802
00:40:09,170 --> 00:40:12,038
>> I TOLD HIM HE COULD CRASH HERE.
HE GOT KICKED OUT OF HIS APARTMENT AGAIN.
803
00:40:13,685 --> 00:40:14,811
>> OH.
804
00:40:15,871 --> 00:40:17,413
>> I NEED TO CHECK ON HIM.
805
00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:45,135
[DOG BARKING]
806
00:40:49,327 --> 00:40:51,108
>> YES, AND I'M TOTALLY IN FOR
SATURDAY NIGHT.
807
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:54,303
I GOT US A V.I.P. BOOTH.
808
00:40:54,693 --> 00:40:56,549
OK, SEE YOU THEN.
809
00:41:01,399 --> 00:41:02,508
MOM, ARE YOU OK?
810
00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:04,524
WHAT'S GOING ON?
811
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:11,160
YOU AND JULIA FINALLY BROKE UP.
812
00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:12,358
THANK YOU, GOD.
813
00:41:12,668 --> 00:41:13,880
>> THEY'RE YOUR CLOTHES, EDEN.
814
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:23,090
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
815
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,144
>> I SAW THE SIGNS.
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT.
816
00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:28,599
>> WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
817
00:41:29,107 --> 00:41:30,648
>> WE FOUND THESE IN YOUR BEDROOM.
818
00:41:34,184 --> 00:41:35,469
>> YOU WERE SNOOPING IN MY STUFF?
819
00:41:36,253 --> 00:41:37,295
>> AFTER CHRISTIAN CALLED AND
820
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,889
SAID YOU CAME BY THE OFFICE AND
821
00:41:38,889 --> 00:41:41,165
STOLE THEM EARLIER
THAT DAY, I --
822
00:41:41,409 --> 00:41:42,647
>> STOLE THEM? WHAT?
NO, HE GAVE THEM TO ME.
823
00:41:42,648 --> 00:41:43,725
>> STOP PRETENDING.
824
00:41:44,115 --> 00:41:47,433
YOU'RE A DRUG ADDICT, AND THE
DRUGS MAKE YOU LIE AND HURT PEOPLE.
825
00:41:48,265 --> 00:41:49,443
YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.
826
00:41:52,803 --> 00:41:53,938
>> YOU'RE GOOD.
827
00:41:53,938 --> 00:41:55,125
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
828
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,693
SO, UH, YOU'RE KICKING ME TO THE
CURB, MOM?
829
00:42:00,077 --> 00:42:01,779
>> EDEN, I'M MRS. FEENEY.
830
00:42:01,779 --> 00:42:04,607
I'M FROM THE SHELTER DRUG
REHABILITATION CENTER.
831
00:42:05,215 --> 00:42:06,227
>> REHAB.
832
00:42:07,217 --> 00:42:09,453
>> THERE'S BEEN A BED RESERVED
FOR YOU.
833
00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:10,728
YOU'LL BE THERE FOR SIX WEEKS.
834
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:11,889
>> AND IF YOU DON'T STAY THE
835
00:42:11,889 --> 00:42:14,621
ENTIRE TIME, CHRISTIAN WILL
PRESS CHARGES.
836
00:42:14,992 --> 00:42:16,112
>> AND I SUPPORT HIM.
837
00:42:18,062 --> 00:42:19,254
>> IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE,
838
00:42:19,764 --> 00:42:20,810
YOU'LL GO TO JAIL.
839
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:24,444
WE JUST WANT TO GET YOU BETTER.
840
00:42:25,554 --> 00:42:26,555
>> YES, WE DO.
841
00:42:26,855 --> 00:42:28,482
>> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
842
00:42:28,499 --> 00:42:30,007
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET
AWAY WITH THIS?
843
00:42:30,098 --> 00:42:31,639
>> THIS IS CLASSIC ADDICT BEHAVIOR.
844
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,174
DENIAL, RAGE, UNWILLING TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY.
845
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:38,057
>> I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE NEXT
SIX WEEKS,
846
00:42:39,547 --> 00:42:43,400
BECAUSE WHEN I COME
BACK, SEAN IS GOING TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
847
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:46,630
THAT'S A PROMISE.
848
00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:53,209
>> SWEETHEART, I THINK WE DID
THE RIGHT THING.
849
00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:20,849
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
850
00:43:24,729 --> 00:43:27,936
>> I CAME TO TELL YOU I WON'T BE
NEEDING YOU AS MY BEST MAN ANYMORE,
851
00:43:29,715 --> 00:43:31,474
AT LEAST NOT IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.
852
00:43:36,324 --> 00:43:37,789
>> SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH KATE?
853
00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:43,002
>> YEAH.
854
00:43:47,752 --> 00:43:48,853
>> YOU WERE MARRIED 20 YEARS.
855
00:43:48,853 --> 00:43:50,307
MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO
BE ALONE ANYMORE.
856
00:43:54,191 --> 00:43:55,272
>> IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
857
00:43:57,212 --> 00:43:58,706
I THINK I NEVER GOT OVER JULIA.
858
00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:03,553
I THINK I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH HER.
859
00:44:07,632 --> 00:44:08,657
>> REALLY.
860
00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:17,111
I THINK I'LL GET ME ONE OF THOSE.
63974
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