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Previously on "Desperate Housewives"
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until the adoption is legally finalized,
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the birth mother can still change her mind,
and she has.
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Warrants were issued...
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I'm going to fire tom.
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If you just fire him,he'll sue you,
and I'll back him up.You need cause.
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Well,I guess i'll have to find cause.
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Decisions were made...
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I'm going to do something so awful.
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it is going to rock her world.
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Threats were spoken...
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so what the hell are we gonna do?
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And plans...
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phenobarbital?
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It's time to give your bther
the peace he deserves.
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...Were put into action.
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the most successful private
investigator in fairview
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was a man named oliver weston.
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Try though he might,
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oliver couldn't remember the exact
moment he stopped believing in love.
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Was it the night he caught an
executive cheating with his secretary?
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or was it the day he saw a housewife
cheating with her delivery boy?
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or was it the time he caught the girl next door
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cheating with the couple
who lived across the street?
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whenever the moment,
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oliver weston was now officially a cynic
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who only believed in betrayal and suspicion.
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Luckily for oliver,
that's what paid his bills.
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okay,you forgot fighting.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Sorry,man.
Are these your bushes?
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I'll clean that all up when I'm done.
It'll be like i was not here.
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-You're done now.
-Whoa,easy,big fella.
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I'm just a P.I. Doing a domestic surveillance job.
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For who?
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The blonde ly at the end of the street.
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-Edie britt?
-Yeah. That's her fianc?
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Apparently,he dumped her for another woman,
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and I just figured out who.
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San?
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there's nothing going on there.
They used to be married.
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She's only talking to him because
they have a kid together.
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From what I heard,they're on their
way to kid number two.
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Well,you don't know what you're talking about.
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Yeah,and you don't know these
soccer moms like I do.
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By day,they bake cookie and carpool.
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But dim the lights and bam--
they turn into total pigs.
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-she's not like that.
-Oh,please. Look at her.
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That woman clearly knows her
way around a mattress.
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Yes,oliver weston had become a cynic,
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which is why he cldn't recognize
a man who was still in love.
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proudly presents
Desperate Housewives
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Every family has a way of hiding
what it doesn't want seen...
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whether it's with a picture
that covers a stain on the wall...
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orith a closet door that
conceals the chaos inside...
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or with artificial smiles that
mask years of pain and heartache,
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every family goes to great
lengths to hide ugly truths.
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Some,of course,
go further than others.
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So are you gonna do this tonight?
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No,the ice cream is for tomorrow.
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I'm taking caleb on a picnic to rockwater lake.
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I'm preparing all of his favorite foods.
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So when you're done,
you're just gonna...
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leave him lying there?
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No.
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I'll call 9-1-1 anonymously,
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but I will be watching
from a distance to make sure
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that... that they pick up his body.
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You know,mom,
you don't have to do this.
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I won't let him hurt another girl,
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and I will not turn him over to people
who will mock and abuse him.I just won'T.
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His last day on this earth
is going to be a perfect one.
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oh,no,thanks,xiao-mei.
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The poor thing.
She was so attached to lily.
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Where'd all this food come from?
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The people from carlos' church.
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So you think you and carlos will
try for another adoption?
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I don't think I could go through that pain again.
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I did freeze some of my eggs,so we might
do the surrogacy thing,but I don't know.
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Honey,you've got to eat something.
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I don't have an appetite.
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In fact,this is all gonna go to waste.
You guys should take something.
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-No,no,you should keep it.
-I'll take a couple.
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What?
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Karl dumped me,so I'm alone.
Food fills the void.
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xiao-mei,I appreciate your grief,but,really,you're
bringing everybody down.Will you pull it together?
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Mrs. Solis...
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I don't understand.
It's from the government.
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Let me see.
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Gaby,
she's being deported.
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Xiao-mei,is this the first
letter like this you've received?
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oh,my...
this can't be happening.
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I can't go home!
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My unclewill sell me again.
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Oh,no,no,xiao-mei,
you're not going anywhere.
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Hey,you're much too iortant
to carlos and me.
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We're gonna fight this and we're gonna win.
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Gaby,you can't promise her that.
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Bree,you heard what she said.I can't let this
poor kid go back to china and become someone's slave.
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Thank you.
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All right.
Look,my friends wanna take some of this to go,
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so pack it up,and we're a little low on coffee.
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you're actually gonna let me eat this?
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Well,you've been working so hard,
off on business trips all the time.
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Tonight,we throw caution
and cholesterol to the wind.
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you deserve a little comfort food.
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Oh,no,you're pregnant.
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God,your mind goes to dark places.
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Honey,you just served me
a plate of full-fat gouda.
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What's up?
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Okay,well...
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remember I was helping ed
spark up his love life?
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Yeah,you sent his wife those sexy I.M.S. Why?
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Well,fran found out that ed didn't send them,
and she blew her top.
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She wants the responsible party fired,
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and ed lied and told her...
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that you sent them.
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But--but it wasn't me.
It was you.
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I know.
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Oh,oh,but ed couldn't possibly lose you.
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No,no,no,
I'm the expendable one.
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Look,I know it's ridiculous,
but ed is not a rational person.
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Fran has him whipped,and a whipped husband
is someone we must take very seriously.
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Okay.
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-How do we handle this?
-You're under contract.
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Ed can't fire you unless he has just cause.
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So until this blows over,
you have to be a model employee.
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Show up on time,
no more 3-martini lunches,
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d above all,
have ready all your presentations.
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I can't believe i'm being victimized like this.
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Well,honey,
in all fairness...
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those are all things you should be doing anyway.
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Fine!
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Andrew,I am having peter
over for dinner tomorrow night,
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and I was wondering
if you would like to invite justin?
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Yeah. Um,thanks.
I'll--I'll call him tonight.
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Since you two are having your boyfriends over,
can I invite matthew?
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-Out of the question.
-So let me get this straight--
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you can date a lush,and he can bring over his
gay lover,but god forbid i date a hot black guy.
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Until they lock caleb up,
I don't want you anywhere near that family.
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His brother tried to rape you,and his mother
keeps the guy locked up in a basement.
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I mean,let's face it,danielle,
even you could do better.
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Since when do you take mom's side over mine?
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Your brother and I had a talk,
and we've come to a d�tente of sorts.
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Really? Even after she screwed
you out of your trust fund?
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Well,he did falsely accuse me of child abuse.
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I would say we're even.
Wouldn't you,andrew?
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Sure,mom. We're even.
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you can stop smiling now.
I know your face is tired.
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-What?
-I'm not stupid.
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I know you hate her now as much as ever.
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Mom and I are in a good place right now.
Why can't you believe that?
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Hi. I got your message.
What's up?
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Come on in.
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This is oliver weston.
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He's a P.I. Edie hired.
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Edie hired A... P.I.?
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Yeah. He's been spying on you and karl.
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How you doing?
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He thinks you two
have been having an affair.
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Me and karl?
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Why would you think that?
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come on,suze. You know we're
meant to be together.
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karl,just stop.
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Well...
that is karl being nostalgic.
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you said yourself,
the sex last week was the best you ever had.
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okay,um...
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first of all,
it was not the best sex I ever had.
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I just said that to make him feel better.
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obviously,you were the best sex I ever had.
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That explains the punch in the face.
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-I'm gonna hit you again if you don't shut up.
-I know that this looks bad--
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you were actually
fooling around with karl behind edie's back.
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No,no,no!No,karl lied to me.
He told me that he and edie had split up before--
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you know what?
I don't even care.
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-Mike...
-are we done here?
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yeah.
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Good night,susan.
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hey! Hey,you,
wait,wait,wait. Um...
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okay,you cannot tell edie about this.
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Whatever she's paying you,
I'll pay you double.
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She paid a 2-grand retainer plus expenses.
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$2,000?
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Jeez! I gotta get into real estate.
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Okay,I don't have that kind of cash.
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Well,then,I guess i take the tape to miss britt.
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I have a copy!
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okay,
let's try this another way.
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You are about to unleash a nuclear explosion.
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Lives are going to be ruined.
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I'll tell you what.I'll hold off
till monday to report to ms. Britt.
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That'll give you some time to
scrape together a little cash.
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What if I can't?
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I'm sorry,but xiao-mei missed
all of her appeal deadlines.
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So tt's it? You're just gonna
send her back to china?
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My hands are tied.
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If your maid were married to
an american citizen,
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or had a child who was an american citizen,
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or if she were a well-known entertainer...
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what if she was pregnant
with an american citizen?
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Uh,xiao-mei?
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we spoke to homeland security,
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and we have good news!
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I can stay?
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Oh! thank you!
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-Oh! Okay.
-Thank you!
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Uh... well,
there's just one little thing...
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the immigration laws have gotten
really tough in this country,
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so we're a little behind
the eight ball going in.
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But we pled your case,
and we fought tooth and nail,
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and the law says you can stay...
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but only if you have our baby.
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what?
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The agent said that if you were...
pregnant with an american citizen,
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then they couldn't deport you.
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So we thought,you need a baby in your belly,
we need a surrogate...
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win-win-win.
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"sur-ro-gate"?
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Oh,well,
it would be our baby.
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It would just be growing inside of you.
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I...
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okay,uh... well...
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Okay,it's like this...
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the three of us are making
your famous szechuan dumplings,
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and I'm the dough,
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and carlos is the pork,
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and you're the oven.
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-I have baby?!
-Okay,we take care of everything.
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You know,uh,hospital bills
and maternity clothes and lamaze classes.
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And,of course,you wouldn't have to do any work.
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well,uh,maybe just a little light dusting.
Nothing major.
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-No!
-No,xiao-mei,you don't have a choice.
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It's either this or go back to china.
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No to baby!
No!
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had to push the dusting,
didn't you?
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peter,I don't think i'm
being unreasonable here.
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It's not like I'gonna advertise
my addiction history,
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but if your kids ask a direct question,
I'm not gonna lie to them.
239
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,954
Right! Uh-huh. Good point.
240
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,917
listen,I don't expect
you to lie about the alcoholism.
241
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:57,421
I mean,they know that's how we met.
It's just...you know,the other thing.
242
00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:00,174
Oh! The other thing.
243
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:04,011
They're just getting to know you,and so I
want them to focus on your good qualities.
244
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:08,473
I just don't know how they'll react
if they find out that you're a sex addict.
245
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,979
What are you so happy about?
246
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:17,816
You know how you were mad at mom
about not letting matthew come to dinner?
247
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,193
Yeah?
248
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,988
I just figured out the funniest
way for you to get back at her.
249
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,950
Okay,what's on the schedule for today?
250
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,536
I have got the boston
toy presentation ready to go.
251
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,707
Actually,I don't have time for a full pitch,
so just give me the gist.
252
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:39,505
-Excuse me?
-You know,boil it down.Give me one line.
253
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:45,260
Okay,basically,
it's "toys are fun."
254
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,220
I hate it.
255
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,805
How can you hate it?
I only gave you three words.
256
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:53,018
It's three words I hate.Okay,
I'm gonna take over the ston toy company account.
257
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,062
-No,you cannot take over--
-in the meantime,
258
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,189
you should all be aware i don't like the way
259
00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:00,108
you people have been filing
your expense reports.
260
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:04,112
There's been a lot of padding meanwhile,
this company is hemorrhaging money.
261
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,406
I'm gonna put a stop to it,
262
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,326
so I have hired a forensic accountant.
263
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,537
He's gonna go through them,
make sure everything's kosher.
264
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:15,249
And I find one receipt,
one bar tab that's fishy,
265
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:18,669
it's grounds for dismissal.
266
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,213
Oh,scavo?
267
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,423
He's gonna start with you.
268
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:28,178
I can't believe that son of
a bitch hired a forensic accountant.
269
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,430
He's more whipped than I thought.
270
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,642
Well,he's tragically underestimated us.
The gloves are coming off.
271
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,978
You know,
maybe I should just quit.
272
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,356
What? Yesterday you were up in arms.
Now you're ready to cave?
273
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,901
If ed is determined to get me,sooner or later,
he's gonna get me.It's just a matter of time.
274
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,654
No,no!
We are not backing down.
275
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,364
I'm gonna walk over to ed's office right now,
276
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,576
and I'm gonna make very clear that
if you're out the door,I'm right behind ya.
277
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,619
We can't both be unemployed.
278
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,790
Oh,it'll never happen.He knows this place
will go down like a house of cards without me.
279
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,085
-Honey,wait. Just wait!
-What,what?
280
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,422
I'm not gonna hide behind my wife's skirt.
281
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,632
We're a team.
I'm just lending support.
282
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,177
That's not the way it's gonna
look to everybody else out there.
283
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:12,055
Look,let me talk to him,
man to man.
284
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,434
If my way doesn't work,
then we'll do it your way.
285
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,354
Okay,go get him.
286
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,677
oh,my god!
Oh,my god!
287
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,888
Tom,what happened?
288
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,933
I think i gave him just cause.
289
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,862
Susan knew she couldn't afford to keep the P.I.
290
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,740
From revealing her affair with karl,
291
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,202
and since edie would learn the truth anyway,
292
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:19,122
susan felt it would be better
if it came from her...
293
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:24,753
which is how she came to write
a letter begging edie for forgiveness.
294
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:29,591
Her words were so sincere and heartfelt,
from the moment she mailed it,
295
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,426
susan knew...
296
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,347
she was a dead woman.
297
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,396
You know,caleb...
298
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,774
since the day you were born,
299
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:49,027
I've always thought of you as a blessing.
300
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,072
You do know that,right?
301
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,242
I guess.
302
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,330
How come matty's not here?
303
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,667
Because this is our special day,
304
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,211
just you and me.
305
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,090
Is he mad at me?
'Cause of danielle?
306
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:14,261
No. He knows that you didn't
mean to scare her.
307
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,222
'Cause he said it was okay for
me to kiss her.
308
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,601
What did you say?
309
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:25,272
He said danielle liked me and that
she wouldn't fight me if I gave her a kiss.
310
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,859
Ur brother told you that?
311
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:33,739
Matty said that she was waiting for me
and that she wanted a really big kiss.
312
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,413
What else did your brother tell you?
313
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,751
Xiao-mei?
314
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,547
I made you some hot cocoa.
315
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,844
I guess the baby thing didn't
really appeal to you,huh?
316
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:01,099
I know it's a lot to ask,it's just,
carlos and i think of you as family.
317
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,852
Don't you think of us as family?
318
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,896
Oh,yes!
319
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:09,483
You are like mother to me.
320
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:15,989
Well,if we are so friggin' close,
what's the big deal?
321
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,200
It's nine months out of your life.
322
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,744
I will be ruined.
323
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,871
"Ruined"?
324
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,667
Down there.
325
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,128
Wait.
326
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,130
Are you a virgin?
327
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:38,262
If I have baby,
I will be shamed.
328
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:43,350
are you kidding?
No one cares about virginity in this country.
329
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,271
It went out of style in the '50s,and trust me,
honey,it ain't making a comeback.
330
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,733
seriously,no one cares.
331
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:56,280
Husband would care.
No man want me if I ruined.
332
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,908
I want husband so much.
333
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,496
Well,what kind of husband do you want?
334
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,957
Do you want a rich husband?
335
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,835
Well,then,rich men don't marry
virgins for the same reasons
336
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,546
they don't hire chauffeurs who can't drive--
337
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,257
they value experience.
338
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,384
Really?
339
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,887
Would I lie to family?
340
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,268
Here are the numbers you wanted.
341
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,228
Lynette,wait.
342
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,272
Have you heard from tom?
343
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,317
He's not answering his cell phone.
But you don't have to worry,okay?
344
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,694
You got what you wanted.
He's out of the building.
345
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:38,447
Come in here and close the door.
346
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,782
You sure?
I might punch you,too.
347
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,118
I'll take my chances.
348
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:47,831
If this is where you want
me to apologize for my husband,
349
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,500
I'm not gonna do it.
350
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,710
Maybe he shouldn't have hit you,
but you provoked him.
351
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,670
-Now wait a minute--
-no! I'm sorry,
352
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:57,716
tom gets punished beuse you can't
deal with your screwed-up marriage.
353
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,551
It is pathetic,ed.
354
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,554
If you had stood up to your wife
in the first place,none of this--what?
355
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,889
I love it.
356
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:07,059
You're giving me crap about my marriage.
357
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,436
You know what? Here!
358
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,565
Oh,the forensic accountant found some
interesting stuff in tom's expense reports.
359
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,651
Yeah,it seems on his last three trips east,
360
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:19,613
he cashed in his first-class ticket
and took a detour to atlantic city.
361
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,074
-What? That can't be right.
-Well,it's all there--
362
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,701
hotels,bar tabs.
363
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:28,997
Oh,and on this page...
two tickets to a show.
364
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,544
And flowers.
365
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:40,384
That doesn't make any sense.There's gotta
be some kind of an explanation for this.
366
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:43,804
Before you pass judgment
on someone else's marriage,
367
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,432
I'd clean up my own house first.
368
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:56,525
Sorry,I don't know what's taking
danielle so long to get dressed.
369
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:59,903
Just give her a break,mom.I'm sure she's
just trying to look nice for ourompany.
370
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:03,615
Well,I hope she doesn't get too dressed up.
I like people to be comfortable.
371
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,285
Oh,I'm comfortable.
372
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,663
Honey,what are you wearing?
373
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,999
You got me this for christmas.
Don't you remember?
374
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,585
Yes,I just--I'm worried you might
be a little cold.
375
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:17,004
Ohi think it's plenty warm in here.
376
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,381
Don't you,mr. Mcmillan?
377
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,843
sure.
378
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:29,349
Well,uh,we should probably start eating.
We don't want our frittatas to get cold.
379
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:33,437
Right. Good. Um,sorry.
Everybody,dig in.
380
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:40,027
Does anybody else think this
salsa's a little too spicy?
381
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:44,823
I always say,he hotter,the better."
382
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,830
So,mr. Mcmillan,
I hear you went to perkins college.
383
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,625
I'm thinking about
going there after I graduate.
384
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,211
Uh,perkins,huh?
385
00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:02,174
I was there.Yeah,I made it to every party,
and I went to classes in my spare time.
386
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,845
no,actually,it's a great college.
I think you'd like it.
387
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:11,975
Isn't this wonderful?
Good food,pleasant conversation...
388
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,938
this really is a very special night.
389
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:20,359
I feel the same way.
390
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,907
So,peter,is it growing?
391
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,910
What?
392
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:33,831
Uh,the campus. Has it grown at
all since you've been there?
393
00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:41,338
yeah,it's,uh...it's grown...
con-considerably.
394
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:44,883
I would just love to get
my hands on a brochure.
395
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:49,888
The alumni association is always
sending me stuff,you know.
396
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,391
I'll--I'll get you something!
397
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,644
Oh,my god,are you okay?
398
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:02,609
I just remembered,you know,this guy I'm sponsoring--
he said he needed to see me tonight,so I should go to him.
399
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,236
Well,I gues
that's important,so--
400
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:07,781
yeah,so ihould go.
No need to show me out.
401
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:17,916
what a shame.I really wanted him to
have a chance to get to know you guys.
402
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,837
Don't worry,I...
I think we made an impression.
403
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,679
Hey. Hey!
404
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,141
I didn't know if you were coming back.
405
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,060
I waited until the parking lot clead.
406
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,896
So,um...
407
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:43,358
what happened?You said you were
just gonna go in there and talk to him.
408
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:46,069
I know,I know.
I know I shouldn't have hit him.
409
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:49,156
but...
what's done is done.
410
00:24:51,492 --> 00:24:53,577
Anything else going on?
411
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:56,038
-Like what?
-I don't know.
412
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:58,749
Anything you wanna talk about?
413
00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:01,251
'Cause there's nothing you couldn't tell me.
414
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:03,962
-I would understand.
-No,I feel good about this.
415
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:08,091
It's okay,'cause I didn't fit in around here anyway.
I'm gonna get another job someplace else.
416
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,135
Everything's good.
417
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:12,679
And you,I love.
418
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,516
I love you,too.
419
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,229
You know what's weird?
420
00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:22,689
No,what?
421
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,567
In all the years we have been married,
422
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:30,155
I have never seen you lead with your fists.
423
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:33,075
well...
424
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287
maybe I still got some surprises in me.
425
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,874
Maybe you do.
426
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:47,422
Is it done?
427
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:56,765
We can mourn your brotherater.Right now
there are things that still need to be done.
428
00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,810
We need to get rid of everything...
429
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:03,355
mattress,clothes,
all of it.
430
00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:16,910
mom,the--the door's locked.
431
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,829
I know.
432
00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:23,041
Mom,you need to open this door right now!
433
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,964
mom!
434
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,819
Honey,
why aren't you dressed yet?
435
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,822
We have to be at the fertility
clinic in 40 minutes!
436
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,866
Aw,shoot! Is that today?
437
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:59,661
And,uh,give xiao-mei a kick in the pants.
I haven't seen her all morning.
438
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:04,875
hey.
439
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,669
Today's the,uh,big day.
440
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:11,215
You ready to,uh,make a baby?
441
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:15,511
Ready.
442
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,190
Please...
443
00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:31,318
be gentle.
444
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:40,202
Honey,come on.
We're gonna be late.
445
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:50,379
I think she's confused as to
how we're gonna make this baby happen.
446
00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:54,925
Oh. And were you planning on
setting her straight?
447
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:58,679
Next thing out of my mouth.
448
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:04,142
Come on!
The guy's ready to explode.
449
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:06,436
I don't care. I'm not sleeping
with mom's boyfriend.
450
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,647
You can't back out now.
You were great the other night.
451
00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:10,607
You got peter on the hook.
He's primed.
452
00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:13,110
I was just messing with his
head to get back at mom.That's all.
453
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:17,489
Yeah,but why stop there?She's keeping you
from matthew.Now,come on,she deserves this.
454
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:20,576
I'm not that stupid.
Go grind your own ax.
455
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,996
that's him.I don't have time for this crap.
Now strip down to your bra and panties now.
456
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:26,874
Get out of my room,
you psycho!
457
00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:33,505
Um,my mom won't be back for a while,
so you probably don't wanna wait around.
458
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:37,009
Well,that's okay.I just wanted to make
sure you got the perkins catalog.
459
00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:40,387
Uh,your mom told me that you're
going on a tour there tomorrow.
460
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,055
-Yeah.
-You're gonna love it.
461
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:47,311
The campus is beautiful,the teachers are amazing,
and the student body is such a great mix.
462
00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:50,147
You know,
they're all about diversity.
463
00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:54,109
Whatever.All right,well,
I'll let my mom know you stopped by.
464
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,653
Okay.
465
00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:04,077
Andrew...I also wanted to apologize
for leaving so fast the other night.
466
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,205
I...
467
00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:10,292
I started to get the feeling that your sister
was coming on to me,which was upsetting because--
468
00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:12,753
you're a sex addict?
469
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,590
-Your mom told you about that?
-Let's just say the word's out.
470
00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:20,010
But,m,I'm curious.
471
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:23,805
Back in the day,what kind of
stuff were you into?
472
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:27,059
I don't know that i wanna talk about that.
473
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,937
Well,I just wanna make sure
you're not into anything too freaky.
474
00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:33,232
You know,I mean,you are dating my mom,
and I'm kinda protective of her.
475
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:36,818
Well,you can relax.I mean,
I wasn't some sort of pervert,you know.
476
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:42,282
All I can say is...I went through a dark period,
and I slept with a whole lot of people.
477
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:46,745
People?
478
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:48,413
What's wrong?
479
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:54,294
No,it's just that when most guys
discuss their conquests,they don't say "people."
480
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,757
-oh,well...
-no,it's okay.
481
00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:03,470
I appreciate the fact that you value...
482
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:06,181
diversity.
483
00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:15,023
-who is it?
-Mike.
484
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,446
-Susan?
-Hi. Sorry.
485
00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:23,740
I'm just on the lookout for edie.
486
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,702
Oh,well,you can relax.
Edie won't be coming after you.
487
00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:27,494
Why?
488
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:30,414
I talked to the P.I.,
And he's not gonna tell her anything.
489
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:33,750
-What did you say?
-I paid him off,
490
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:37,254
so it's over.
I just thought you should know.
491
00:30:37,254 --> 00:30:39,673
Well,wait.
492
00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:42,009
Why would you do that?
493
00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:44,928
People will just get hurt if it gets out.
494
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:47,848
I didn't see the point.
495
00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:15,959
come on,come on,come on.
496
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:23,550
Hey there.
You look thirsty.
497
00:31:24,176 --> 00:31:26,512
This is really nice of you,
mrs. Mayer.
498
00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:29,431
To be honest with you,
I wasn't even sure that you liked me.
499
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:33,477
And you know why? Because we're
all so busy and detached from each other.
500
00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:36,104
You're at my house every day,
and sure,
501
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:40,025
we wave and we say hello,
but we barely even know each other.
502
00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:43,529
How long have you been delivering my mail,
for god's sake?
503
00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:45,948
Three and a half weeks.
504
00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:47,616
Really?
505
00:31:47,616 --> 00:31:50,619
It seems like forever.
let me top you off.
506
00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:53,455
Oh,no,I couldn'T.
This is my third glass. I...
507
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:56,458
seriously,I'm sloshin'.
508
00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,419
well,you probably wanna
use the bathroom before you leave,huh?
509
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,755
-No,I'm good.
-Are you sure?
510
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:06,134
Uh,I mean,you have such a long route,
and that ice tea's gonna go right through ya.
511
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:10,055
It's better here than mrs. Mccluskey's hydrangeas.
512
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:13,475
Well,you know,uh...
maybe I will use your bathroom.
513
00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:18,313
Great! Oh,the one down here is broken.Why don't
you use the one upstairs?It's right off my bedroom.
514
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:23,068
Yeah.
Okay.
515
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:26,655
Got it.
516
00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,809
I still can't believe it.
517
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:59,021
I mean,why would xiao-mei
just offer herself up to me like that?
518
00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:03,108
well,honey,she's a virgin.
Who knows why virgins do anything?
519
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,402
She's a viin?
520
00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,237
Are you serious?
521
00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:11,200
Yeah. I wouldn't just slam her for no reason.
522
00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:15,996
Mr. Solis?
It's time to collect your N.A.
523
00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:20,125
Oh! Okay,honey,
only good swimmers now.
524
00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:27,341
if you like,we have a variety of
magazines and videos available.
525
00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:33,597
I think I'm good.
526
00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:44,149
Gus? Are you okay up there?
527
00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:51,240
gus!
528
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,284
Uh,do you want me to keep the hat on?
529
00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:57,871
I know it's a fantasy for some women.
530
00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,379
mom?
531
00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:10,801
Is the mailman here?
532
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,930
That's my daughter.
Get dressed!
533
00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,224
mom?
534
00:34:17,224 --> 00:34:21,353
Yes,honey!Gus the mailman is here!
He's using the bathroom.
535
00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:23,981
He'll be down in a minute.
536
00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:28,902
Oh! darn it.
Guess we'll have to take a rain check,huh?
537
00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,446
I can come back on tuesday.
538
00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:36,493
tu-tuesday?No,no,tuesday's not good,
'cause tuesday's the day I,um...
539
00:34:37,578 --> 00:34:40,038
become a lesbian.
540
00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,682
andrew?
541
00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:02,853
Honey,where are you?I got your message.
What's the emergency?
542
00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:05,314
Andrew?
543
00:35:06,148 --> 00:35:08,025
Andrew?
544
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:11,195
Andrew?
545
00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,573
Honey,what are you doing in my bed?
546
00:35:14,573 --> 00:35:17,451
Have you seen my pants?
I can't--
547
00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:24,750
now we're even.
548
00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:36,011
Did you forget that we're supposed
to take that tour of perkins college today?
549
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,889
Seriously?
550
00:35:38,889 --> 00:35:44,144
After last night,I didn't exactly think you'd be too
keen on sitting next to me in a car for three hours.
551
00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:49,441
Consider me a cheerleader for anything that
expedites me getting you out from under my roof.
552
00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:54,780
Glad we can come to an understanding.
553
00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:18,220
Why'd we stop here?
We have half a tank left.
554
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:21,515
There's so many things
i wanna say to you,andrew.
555
00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:26,645
But mostly,I just want you
to know how sorry I am.
556
00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:29,022
Sorry for what?
557
00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:32,484
Every child deserves to be loved
unconditionally,
558
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:36,738
and I thought that was the
kind of love that I had for you.
559
00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:42,244
Maybe if I had,
it would've been different.
560
00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:48,792
why do i suddenly get the feeling we're not
gonna make it out to perkins college today?
561
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,261
-What are you doing?
-I packed up some of your things.
562
00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:02,556
There's also,um,an envelope
in here with some money,
563
00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:06,059
and that should tide you
over until you get a job.
564
00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:10,230
What,you're gonna leave me out
here in the middle of nowhere?
565
00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:15,527
I noticed a bus stop about a mile back.
566
00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:18,447
You can go anywhere you want.
567
00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:21,533
Mama,mom,
please don't do this.
568
00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:24,703
I have to.
569
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:30,125
I can't be around you anymore.
I'm just not strong enough.
570
00:37:34,755 --> 00:37:37,549
You know what the good news is?
571
00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:39,468
I win.
572
00:37:40,886 --> 00:37:43,055
You win?
573
00:37:44,056 --> 00:37:47,392
I remember the look in your eyes
when I told you I was gay,
574
00:37:47,768 --> 00:37:51,980
and I knew that one day,
you would stop loving me.
575
00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:57,569
So here we are.
576
00:37:57,569 --> 00:38:01,990
I was righ and I... I win.
577
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:08,330
Well,good for you.
578
00:38:58,839 --> 00:39:01,425
Hi. I made you a thank-you pie,
579
00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:04,136
and by "made,"
I mean "bought."
580
00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:46,512
so what exactly are you thanking me for?
581
00:39:47,262 --> 00:39:50,390
For keeping edie from smashing my face in.
582
00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:54,394
That's the nicest thing anybody ever did for me.
583
00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:57,898
Just... trying to keep peace on the lane.
584
00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:00,526
Well,you keep telling yourself that.
585
00:40:00,526 --> 00:40:03,195
I know why you really paid that guy off.
586
00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:06,865
You still care about me.
587
00:40:07,366 --> 00:40:08,617
What?
588
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,288
you're always worried about julie and me,
589
00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:16,291
and you beat upnmy new boyfriend.
590
00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,545
and now you're protecting me from edie.
591
00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:22,589
Do you know what all that means?
592
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,759
That you're high maintenance?
593
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:31,849
all right,
you go ahead a be coy. Fine.
594
00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:35,435
I'll be the one to break the ice.
595
00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:39,565
I've never stopped caring about you.
596
00:40:40,899 --> 00:40:43,652
Is that why you jumped in bed with karl?
597
00:40:43,652 --> 00:40:48,657
I would've never even gone there if
I had thought there was a chance with us.
598
00:40:48,657 --> 00:40:52,578
You just closed the door so completely,I...
599
00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:56,623
ugh,can we just not talk about him?
600
00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:59,835
Have some more pie.
601
00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:02,880
I know you like pie.
602
00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:07,301
I know you like me.
603
00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:11,180
Listen...
604
00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:15,309
I'm not asking for us to get back together.
605
00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:18,687
I just want us to be friends.
606
00:41:19,188 --> 00:41:22,316
-Susan?
-Yes?
607
00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,819
Your house is on fire.
608
00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:33,202
my whole house is... on fire!
609
00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:37,498
When the truth is ugly,
people try to keep it hidden,
610
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:42,419
because they know if revealed,
the damage it will do.
611
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:46,840
So they conceal it within sturdy walls...
612
00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:51,678
or they place it behind closed doors...
613
00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:56,683
or they obscure it with clever disguises...
614
00:41:57,893 --> 00:42:02,105
but truth,no matter how ugly,
always emerges...
615
00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:13,575
and someone we care about always ends up getting hurt...
616
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,002
and someone else will revel in their pain,
617
00:42:24,503 --> 00:42:28,090
and that's the ugliest truth of all.
618
00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,551
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