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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,632 but no adoption agency's gonna touch us now. 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:10,552 there are ways to get babies, carlos. $20,000. 3 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,930 wheels were put in motion... i love you. 4 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,848 aw, thank you. 5 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:18,185 i love mike. 6 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:20,979 true emotions wererevealed... who the hell is mike? 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,148 perception is reality, andrew. 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:26,777 my name is bree, and i am an alcoholic. 9 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:31,073 and false pretenses became a way of life. 10 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:37,579 gabrielle solis had always been a demanding shopper. 11 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:41,500 carlos, come on! they're here! 12 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,877 and whatever the purchase, 13 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:47,381 she always expected the very best. 14 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,719 whether it was exotic perfume shipd over from paris... 15 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:58,767 a high fashion gown straight from a runway in milan... 16 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,565 or designer shoes flown in from manhattan, 17 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,191 but on this day, 18 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:10,070 her expectations were going to be put to the test. 19 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:13,782 you see, gabrielle was now shopping for a baby, 20 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:16,368 and there was a problem... 21 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,829 with the manufacturer. 22 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,835 mostly, i just wanna feel like i'm giving my baby 23 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:28,797 to people who have what it takes to be really great parents. 24 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,799 well, you won't find another couple 25 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,093 with more love for a child. (chuckles) 26 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:36,930 isn't that right, honey? honey? 27 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,974 right. right, uh, lots of le. 28 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,436 honey, can i talk to you for a second? 29 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,855 yeah. 30 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,611 okay. okay, look, we have to find another mother. 31 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:53,405 why? okay, this isn't easy to say, so i'm just gonna say it, 32 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,408 but have you taken a good look at her? oh, my god. 33 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,535 are you trying to say that you don't want deana's baby 34 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,579 because she's plain? no, plain i can handle. 35 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,581 carlos, since that woman has walked into ou ihouse, 36 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,416 the clocks have stopped working. 37 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,502 no one can predict what a child is gonna look like. 38 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,129 for all you know, her kid could end up winning beauty contests. 39 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,923 with her d.n.a., 40 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,300 the only thing that kid's gonna be winning is best in show. 41 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,636 look, carlos, i am sorry, but i want a pretty baby, 42 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,096 so let's find another mother. mnh-mnh. i'm not gonna let 43 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,599 your shallow obsession with looks screw this up. 44 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,893 i want a child--any child. 45 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,395 fine. just know that in a couple of days, 46 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,397 when that thing is born, 47 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,900 and you're gonna have to cuddle and snuggle up 48 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,944 with something with that face on it, 49 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,987 don't come crying to me. 50 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,161 i'm sorry. 51 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,871 now where were we? 52 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,915 we were just talking about the custody arrangement 53 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,416 once deana gives birth. 54 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,293 it's usually best that the mother 55 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,504 doesn't see the child at all. 56 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:53,799 so as soon as the doctors finish giving their initial checkup... 57 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:07,020 ...the baby will be handed over you. 58 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:12,067 yes, gabrielle had always been a demanding shopper. 59 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,944 sorry. 60 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:19,867 because she knew there are some purchases... 61 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:23,370 that can't be returned. 62 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,334 cync by lanmao www.1000fr.com 63 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:32,337 cync by lanmao www.1000fr.com 64 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,382 cync by lanmao www.1000fr.com 65 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,664 at 6:10 the next morning, 66 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,000 deana pruse went into premature labor 67 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,377 d gave birth to what would t tually be 68 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:16,548 an incredibly attractive baby boy. 69 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,887 at 11:43, dr. hanson mills cut the umbilical cord, 70 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:26,266 forever separating mother and child. 71 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,143 at that exact same moment, 72 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,813 dr. ron mccready entered the private room of susan mayer 73 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:36,401 with every intention of severing their connection. 74 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,654 hey there. how's it goin'? 75 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,865 great. i'm about to be released. 76 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,451 oh, that's terrific. who's mike? 77 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,829 i... 78 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,290 why do you ask? 79 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,209 i don't know. no reason. 80 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,670 ah, it's jt,.. 81 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,672 just before the operation, 82 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,633 just before you went under, i said, "i love you," 83 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:02,010 and you said, "i love mike." 84 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,639 i did? 85 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,934 oh, is that why you han't been in to see me since my surgery? 86 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,019 answer the question. 87 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,272 i don't even know a mike. 88 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,443 everyone knows a mike. yes, everyone does know a mike. 89 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,946 actually, you're right. i did know a mike in college. 90 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,615 we did this play together, "pippin." it wasn't very good. 91 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,785 anyways, i never thought of him, so you shouldn't be accusing me. 92 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,662 i was probably just hallucinating. 93 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,747 fine, fine. 94 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,000 so... who's the guy you're married to? 95 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,169 damn that nurse hisel! 96 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:38,380 or should i say, "who's the guy you're cating on?" 97 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,382 okay, yes, i did remarry my ex, 98 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,010 but it was only because he has great health insurance. 99 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,304 did miss blabbermouth tell you that, too? 100 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,056 you--you committed insurance fraud? only in the legal sense. 101 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,602 and i just didn't tell you because i wanted to protect you. 102 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,604 susan-- okay, you know what? 103 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,440 you should come over to dinner and meet karl, and you can see 104 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,734 that there is absolutely nothing between us. 105 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,236 so wait, once you're fully recovered 106 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,738 you're gonna divorce him? 107 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,823 oh, yeah, that's the plan. i swear. 108 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,993 and you swear that you're not in love with anyone named mike? 109 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,664 sure. 110 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,794 okay. 111 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,671 come here. 112 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,050 i believe you. 113 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,345 (man) next morning, i woke up in an alley. 114 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,888 my wallet had been stolen. 115 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,474 i was lying in a pool of my own vomit. 116 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:33,519 that's when i knew i'd hit rock bottom. 117 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:40,025 okay, who's next? 118 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,068 bree. 119 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,906 oh! um, i couldn't possibly top that. 120 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,407 thank you, though. 121 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:55,624 (indistinct conversations) 122 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,837 hi. before coming to these meetings, 123 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:03,799 i never realized how messy substance abusers can be. 124 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,801 we usually leave the doughnut crumbs 125 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,803 for the overeaters anonymous group at meets after us. 126 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:10,222 you know, just to mess with 'em. 127 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,015 you're awful. 128 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,601 so... tell me, bree, how long have you been sober? 129 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,396 gosh, um... 130 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,439 i'm not exactly sure. 131 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,234 oh. is somebody still drinking? 132 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,736 now why would you say that? 133 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,738 never met an alcoholic yet 134 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,409 who didn't know exactly how long it'd been since his last drink. 135 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,373 okay, you got me. 136 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,375 i'm not really an alcoholic. 137 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,002 you don't say. 138 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,504 it's true. i'm coming here because of my son. 139 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,507 you see, he's--he's trying to take me to court to become 140 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:49,011 an emancipated minor, and he's planning on lying to the judge 141 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,513 and telling him that i am some sort of dreadful lush. 142 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:54,016 so i'm coming to these meetings to give the impression 143 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:57,019 that i have changed. but you don't really need to change 144 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,271 because you don't have a problem with alcohol. 145 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,899 exactly. 146 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,400 i'll tell you what... 147 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:05,819 here's my card. 148 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,821 and if you ever do have a problem 149 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:10,782 or you just feel like talking, give me a call, okay? 150 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,910 i know you think i'm kidding myself, 151 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,453 but i'm not. 152 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,663 i'm nothing like you people. 153 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,708 i just don't have a compulsive personality. 154 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,544 hmm. 155 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,678 word is out all over town that you're unhappy at zimms, 156 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,307 so why not jump ship and come to parcher & murphy? 157 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,726 i swear, veronica, you would fit in so well here. 158 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,728 i do need to make a change, lynette, 159 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,564 but the money you're offering... 160 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,733 yeah, it sucks, but there are other perks-- 161 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,069 the expense account, the corner office... i don't know. 162 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,780 you're just gonna have to give me some time to think about it. 163 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,658 fair enough, fair gh. okay, what is your secret? 164 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,327 how can you eat like that and keep your figure? 165 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:58,330 it's the breast-feeding. it burns so many calories. 166 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:01,208 it's like having a treadmillstrap 167 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,836 i didn't know you had a child. 168 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:06,672 yes, my son donovan. he's the love of my life. 169 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,507 really, veronica? 170 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,176 well, you know, there's another perk that i just thought of. 171 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:18,559 oh, my gosh, this is fantastic! 172 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,561 they don't have day care at zimms. 173 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,229 how can they not? 174 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:25,107 for working parents like you and me, it's a necessity. 175 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,067 so is the pot getting sweeter? 176 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,152 would people here be cool about my breast-feeding donovan? 177 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,405 the guys at zimms were real jerks about that. 178 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,699 parcher & murphy is completely mother-friendly. 179 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,075 no one would say a word. 180 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,577 oh! 181 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,205 what the heck, i'm in. 182 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,457 yeah? well, that's fantastic! 183 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,002 oh, my god, whose kids are those? 184 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,130 (shouting and laughing) 185 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,299 i have absolutely no idea. 186 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,968 let's go hammer out the details. okay. 187 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,597 (carlos) mm. ooh. 188 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,099 (gabrielle) these can't be our only choices, mr. beale. 189 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,059 i mean, come on. 190 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,103 each girl is uglier than the next. 191 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,355 look, finding a gorgeous pregnant woman who's willing 192 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,900 to give her baby to a couple with a criminal record 193 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,569 isn't exactly a walk in the park. i don't care if it's a walk in the sewer. 194 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,111 we are hemorrhaging money into your bank account, 195 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,699 and i expect to see results. you know, mrs. solis, 196 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,160 you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. 197 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:18,952 if i wanted to catch flies, 198 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,788 all i would have to do is call up one of these girls. 199 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,249 trust me, the flies would follow. 200 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,794 (intercom beeps) (woman) excuse me, sir, there's a libby collins here for you. 201 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,423 i'll be right out there. uh, i took the liberty 202 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,675 of inviting this girl down here to meet you. 203 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,928 now i wouldn't exactly say she's a quality human being, 204 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,721 but she is attractive. 205 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,058 if you don't respond to her, i'm afraid i'm out of ideas. 206 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,893 (sighs) 207 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:45,270 he's going to dump us as clients 208 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,231 if you don't stop being so damn picky. 209 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,233 we're gonna have to stare at this face 210 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,859 for the next 18 years. 211 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,779 i don't think now is the time to skimp on quality. 212 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,739 (mr. beale) gabrielle, carlos... 213 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,283 i'd like you to meet libby. 214 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,794 well, now, this i can work with. 215 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,549 so getting pregnant 216 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,759 was the worst thing that could've ever happened to me, 217 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,846 'cause i went into debt and i had to stop performing. 218 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,890 libby's a pole dancer in a strip club. 219 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,392 oh! 220 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,811 wow, that--that sounds like interesting work. 221 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,189 you'd think so, but it gets old quickly. 222 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,817 my big dream is to become a choreographer. 223 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,777 really? yeah. i made up this one move. 224 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,946 it's called "the serpent's tongue," 225 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,782 and all the girls at the club are doing it now. it's so cool. 226 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,826 if i had a pole i could show you. 227 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,579 well, we'll have to go down to the club and check that out. 228 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:47,082 we'll make a night of it. yeah, we'll do that. 229 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,710 so, libby, who's the father? 230 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,378 honesty, i don't know. 231 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,672 i mean, there's a lot of guys who come into the club, 232 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,757 and they all buy me drinks, 233 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,094 and sometimes i get a little bit more friendly than i intend to. 234 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,013 i hope you don't think i'm a slut. 235 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:02,347 no! 236 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,349 no. no, actually, all we think about 237 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,853 when we look at you is how pretty yoare. 238 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,855 well, i've heard enough, mr. beale. 239 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,733 if libby here likes us as much as much as we like her, 240 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,861 we should just go ahead and move to adopt her baby girl. 241 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,448 first, we should probably talk about how much money i want. 242 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,409 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (chuckles) 243 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,369 nobody's buying a baby here. that's illegal. 244 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,788 money can never exchange hands. 245 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,790 libby, you'll make a list of your expenses, 246 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,626 and the solises here will pay. 247 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,128 oh, but can't they also buy me gifts? 248 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,672 i knew this one girl who gave up her baby, and she got a harley. 249 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:39,718 well, i don't know that we can afford a harley, but i'm sure 250 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,971 we'll find some way to express our gratitude. 251 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,182 okay. 252 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,433 whatever. 253 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,019 well, my lunch break is over, 254 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,897 so i have get back to the club. 255 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,816 till i get rid of this kid, they got me slinging drinks. 256 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:58,111 it was really nice to meet you, mr. and mrs. soulless. 257 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,072 oh, it'sctually pronounced solis. 258 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,156 sorry. 259 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,616 so what kind of name is that? 260 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,326 uh, it's mexican. 261 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,370 both our families come from guadalajara. 262 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,872 huh. 263 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,541 i figured you were italian. 264 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,043 nope. latino. proud of it. (chuckles) 265 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:17,005 good for you. 266 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:25,180 wow, she's... gorgeous. 267 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,725 yeah. my little girl's gonna inherit some wonderful genes. 268 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,727 is this libby's real hair color? 269 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,229 yes, it's all natural, 270 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,314 from her straight teeth to her "c" cup. 271 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,650 and i know she's athletic because she's a pole dancer, 272 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,151 so i really hope 273 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,654 that my little girl inherits that as well. 274 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,907 no, the athletic gene, not the pole dancing gene. 275 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,576 (chuckles) 276 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,412 (karl) susie, baby? 277 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,123 oh, i got your call, uh... i thought i'd stop by. 278 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,125 i didn't realize you had company. hello, ladies. 279 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,961 um, we'll just be a second. just wheel me. 280 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,504 be right back. 281 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,756 just be a second. 282 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,925 did he just call her "baby"? 283 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,261 yeah. when did they stop hating each other? 284 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,389 i need you to ditch edie tomorrow night 285 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,183 and have dinner with dr. ron and me. 286 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,976 now why would i do that? 287 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,061 well, for starters, because you banged your secretary, 288 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,439 and you owe me for the rest of your life. 289 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,940 i'll bring the wine. 290 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,026 well, you know, before mike came along, 291 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,237 i always just assumed they'd get back together. why? 292 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,448 i thought they always annoyed the heck out of each other. 293 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,617 you didn't know them during the good times. 294 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,411 i mean, there was such a spark between them, so much passion. 295 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:32,414 they would always make each other laugh. 296 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,083 you actually told dr. ron that you still love mike? 297 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,920 okay, will you shut up? it's not funny. i was drugged. 298 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,421 right. sorry, sorry. 299 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,548 so how'd you get out of that one? 300 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,676 (sighs) i lied and i told him i didn't know a mike. 301 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,513 everyone knows a mike. i am aware of that. 302 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,098 so why didn't you just--because 303 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,726 dr. ron hadn't come in to see me since the operation 304 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,728 and i was feeling insecure and... 305 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,731 (whispers) i just didn't feel like the truth 306 00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,816 was a luxury i could afford. 307 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,194 (normal voice) ygo ahead. you may resume laughing. 308 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,658 uh... 309 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,494 ladies, always a pleasure. and you, i'll see you tomorrow. 310 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,126 what? 311 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,128 this is just a preliminary sketch, 312 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,130 but you see what i'm thinking of? 313 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,925 i love it. i just love it. let get a copy to ed. 314 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,511 (cell phone rings), t, i gotta take this one. 315 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,138 i'm sorry. it's tom. that's okay. my nanny is here with my son. 316 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,141 i need to go feed him anyway. perfect! take your time. 317 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,269 hey, honey. how's the big apple treating ya? 318 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:39,147 good. did those, uh, snooty clients like yo pitch? 319 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,483 well, that's perfect. 320 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,111 excellent. 321 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,071 uh-huh. 322 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,451 um, i'm... 323 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,997 i'm, um... i'm gonna have-- i'm gonna call you back. 324 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,276 oh, my god! (squeals) 325 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,488 hello there! 326 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,450 i thought you and your friend might like some snacks. 327 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,495 he's my lawyer, and this is privileged communication, 328 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,414 so get out. andrew, there's no need to be rude. 329 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,917 this is very kind of you, mrs. van de kamp. 330 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,336 well, i'm still appalled that you're helping my son 331 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,630 with this ridiculous emancipation scheme, 332 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,549 but you are a guest in my house, and guests get sandwiches. 333 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,887 you know, if you'd let me go to his office, you wouldn't have 334 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:56,183 to pretend to be nice to him. andrew, there may be a judge out there 335 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,101 stupid enough to emancipate you, 336 00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,312 but until you find him, i retain all my parental rights, 337 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:04,066 one of which is to ground your sorry behind until kingdom come. 338 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,528 mr. bormanis, nice to see you again. 339 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,572 and, um, please don't get crumbs on my carpet. 340 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,034 you have got to get me out of here. 341 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,953 that bitch is driving me crazy. 342 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,955 this case is not a slam dunk. 343 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,374 her drinking was supposed to be our silver bullet, 344 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,793 but since she joined a.a.-- we've gotta do something, 345 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,671 because if she wins, she's gonna own me. my advice? 346 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,674 convince her it's in her best interest to let you go. 347 00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,844 you don't wanna see the inside of a courtroom. why? 348 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,180 in family court, appearance means everything. 349 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,809 if she came off abusive or stoned or even uncaring, 350 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,769 we'd be in good shape. 351 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,355 but if there's one thing your mom understands... 352 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,941 it's presentation. 353 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,200 can i borrow $50? 354 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,577 purse. 355 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,834 (stops playing) why do you want so much money? 356 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:07,045 i'm 19. sometimes i need money. do i have to be interrogated? 357 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,006 you do if you want a dime out of me. 358 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,008 what's it for? 359 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,051 danielle's having her birthday next week. 360 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,971 i just wanna be sure i can get her a decent present. 361 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,891 write her a poem. it's free. 362 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,019 (resumes playing piano) 363 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:25,355 is there something else you want? 364 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,108 do you think i like to beg for money? 365 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,569 i do this because you won't let me get a job. 366 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,821 looking after your brother is a full-time job 367 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:35,407 for both of us, and you know that. well, screw him! 368 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,743 matthew! no, i'm serious, mom, because we have both 369 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:40,579 put our entire lives on hold, and for what? 370 00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,457 it's been almost a year and he hasn't gotten any better. i see him improving! 371 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,502 that's because you see what you wanna see! 372 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,587 it is time to put him away, mom. 373 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,423 just let some professionals take care of him. 374 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:55,552 we wouldn't have to move. we could have our lives back. 375 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,888 what's wrong? 376 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:03,143 you fighting? 377 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,355 matthew's friend danielle has a birthday coming up. 378 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,483 we were just talking about what gift to give her. 379 00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,693 well, i was thinking jewelry... 380 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,737 so 50 bucks should do it. 381 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:20,035 why not $20? you don't wanna spoil her. 382 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,756 on page 6 is an e of the new print ad. check it out. 383 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,884 i'm thirsty. 384 00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,636 oh, shh, honey, everyone's working. 385 00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,763 i'm sorry. this will just take a sec. 386 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,521 is it just me, or is that bizarre? 387 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:50,399 it's bizarre. totally birre. 388 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,239 we gotta make her stop this. y, h,don't get me wrong 389 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,449 i find that as bizarre as you guys do. 390 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,953 but right now this firm needs veronica more than she needs us. 391 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,747 telling a mother how to raise her kids is an act of war. 392 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,292 we willose her. the kid is 5. it's disgusting! 393 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,962 yeah, weye, we'll just ask her 394 00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,798 to keep the blinds always drawn when she nurses. 395 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,927 and god forbid a client sees her. 396 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,847 okay,so's gna tell her 397 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,980 you're a woman. it's easier for you 398 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,441 to talk to her about milk and boobs and stuff. 399 00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:35,068 no! no, uh, please, don't make me do it. 400 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,904 why don't you have jerry tell her? 401 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,406 i made a pass at her yesterday. it'd be weird. 402 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,617 you could do it without offending her. 403 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,620 come on, lynette. take one for the team. 404 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:53,587 okay. but for the record, the team is made up of wimps. 405 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:56,465 well, the team's aware of that and accepts your loathing. 406 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:03,472 yeah? hi. no. no, no. 407 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:07,851 we were just out buying some stuff for the baby. what's up? 408 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,686 seriously? 409 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,064 okay. 410 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,774 thanks for calling. 411 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:18,028 what is it? 412 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,031 that was our lawyer. libby rejected us as parents. 413 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:23,283 why? because we're mexican. 414 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,702 what?! why, i-- that's discrimination. 415 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,914 it's illegal. we could have her arrested. it's her baby. 416 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:31,708 she can do whatever the hell she wants to with it. 417 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,918 damn it. 418 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,337 no! no, you don't just toss people aside 419 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,756 because of the color of their skin. we tossed those birth mothers aside 420 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,511 why? becai've read the constitution, 421 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:44,763 and it does not protect ugly people. 422 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:46,807 let's not fight about it. it's over. 423 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:49,393 let's just move on to the next one. no. no, no, no. 424 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,604 i want that woman's baby, and i'm gonna get it. 425 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:57,359 and just how are you gonna go about doing that? 426 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,987 well, first of all, i'm gonna show her one of our tax returns. 427 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,030 once she sees how much money we have, 428 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,992 i have a hunch we're gonna look a whole lot whiter. 429 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,538 hey, veronica. hi, donovan! 430 00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:13,375 my, he's getting big. how old is he? 431 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,793 he just turned 5. 432 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:17,462 oh, wow, he's such a big boy. yeah. 433 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,464 he you know, 434 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,633 breast-feeding on this schedule must be a real hassle. 435 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:24,386 i remember i used to express my milk into a bottle. 436 00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:27,389 made my maso much so 437 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:30,225 is there a problem, lynette? 438 00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:35,022 the people in ffice feel a little... 439 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,607 concerned... 440 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:42,237 that you're nursing a boy of donovan's age. 441 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,406 do they know breast milk boosts the immune system, 442 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,742 it's loaded with vitamins, and in the third world, 443 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,953 it's not unusual to nurse babies up to the age of 6? 444 00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:52,247 yeah, well, in the third world, they don't have juice xes. 445 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,208 this is donovan's decision. 446 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:57,127 he will tell me when he's ready to stop nursing. 447 00:22:57,169 --> 00:23:00,005 come on, baby birds don't jump out of the nest. 448 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:02,382 they need to be pushed. 449 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,967 did you also know 450 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:07,471 that breast milk is thought to raise i.q. scores? 451 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,439 yeah, maybe if you had weaned your kids a bit later, 452 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,274 they'd be more civilized. 453 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,360 ouch. 454 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,779 i will not be judged by you or anyone else, 455 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,864 and if people don't like my breast-feeding, 456 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:28,450 they can talk to my lawyer. 457 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:35,082 (laughing) and then she took the salad bowl-- 458 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,501 put it on the floor and said, 459 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,462 "if you wanna act like a pig, you can eat like a pig." 460 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,885 you know, i never thought i'd have such a good time 461 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,887 hanging out with my girlfriend and her husband. 462 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,473 yeah, well, believe me, behind all the laughs, 463 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:54,059 there's still plenty of bitterness and resentment. oh, really? 464 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,019 yeah. hey, what do you say you and i clear the table 465 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,563 and bring on dessert? no, no. i got it, i got it. 466 00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:59,523 no, honey, you're not gonna do anything. 467 00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:01,316 you're in a wheelchair for a reason, okay? 468 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,776 why don't you let karl and i do the dishes? 469 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:05,028 all right, but if i catch you guys in there talking about me, 470 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,573 you're gonna be the one in a wheelchair. oh, really? 471 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,199 yeah. mmm. yeah? 472 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,910 well, i think maybe the dishes can wait for a second. 473 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,079 (whispers) just a second? (whispers) yeah, just a second. 474 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,789 what the hell? 475 00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:00,000 what's the matter? 476 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,959 aah! 477 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,003 jeez, ah, we got a leak. 478 00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:06,256 oh. i'll sop up the water. 479 00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:09,218 why don't you see go see the guy across the street? 480 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,844 he's a plumber, in the gray house. 481 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,138 all right. i'll be right back. 482 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,182 his name's delfino. 483 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,103 where's he going? 484 00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:22,064 oh, we've gowet of a plumbing emergency. 485 00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:24,191 so you sent hi toike's? 486 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:26,360 oh, my god. i am such an idiot! 487 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,654 i wasn'ti ven thinking. karl! oh, god! 488 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:31,323 there's just so much water here. 489 00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:33,700 what were you thinking? oh, oh! 490 00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:39,957 hi, mr. delfino? my name's ron. my girlfriend is susan mayer. 491 00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,959 you know, from across the street? 492 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,752 yeah, yeah... 493 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,254 i know her. 494 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:48,048 we've got kind of a burst pipe. 495 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,174 okay, um... 496 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,218 come on in while i get my tools. 497 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:54,012 and you can call me mike. 498 00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:58,767 oh! ugh! 499 00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:00,644 oh, ah, okay. 500 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:02,145 i made it. 501 00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:05,190 so... mike, have you, uh, have you known susan long? 502 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,359 a year and a half. 503 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,403 ah! ooh! 504 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,988 didn't she mention we dated? 505 00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:14,449 no, no, she didn't. she... she didn't. 506 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:18,537 oh! 507 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:23,083 can you excuse me, please? (clears throat) 508 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,960 that smarts! aah! 509 00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,465 liar! 510 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:33,302 i take it you met mike. yeah, i did. 511 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,970 please, please let me explain. 512 00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:38,140 no, just let go of me. ohh! 513 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:40,017 i'm sorry. okay. 514 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:42,102 here, come on, let me help you. 515 00:26:42,144 --> 00:26:45,981 hey, get away from her! are you okay? i'm fine! 516 00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:48,192 what the hell is the matter with you? hey, that was an accident! 517 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,652 that didn't look like an accident. 518 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:53,113 okay, mike, just--it's okay. just go home. 519 00:26:53,155 --> 00:26:55,324 yeah, go home, mike. 520 00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:58,785 you touch her like that again, you're gonna be dealing with me. 521 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,704 you might wanna get out of my face. 522 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:02,372 or what? 523 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:04,082 (groans) okay. 524 00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:12,508 ron, what are you doing? 525 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:14,426 oh, my god! 526 00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:17,221 guys, stop it. stop it, right now! all right, all right. 527 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,265 i can't believe i wasted my time with you. 528 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:22,643 you've just been leading me on! 529 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,437 you're obviously still in love with this guy. 530 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,523 all right, i'm done. no, ron, don't go! 531 00:27:27,523 --> 00:27:29,358 don't call me. 532 00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:31,652 (engine starts) (susan) oh, ron! 533 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,403 oh! 534 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:37,366 ugh! 535 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,368 what the hell isrong with you? 536 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,370 i thought he was hurting you. 537 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:44,414 well, he wasn't! 538 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,583 and now my boyfriend is gone. 539 00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:51,255 thank you very much. 540 00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:06,019 okay, but the pole is your friend, okay? 541 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,522 push your boobs up against it. oh, i can't. they're new. 542 00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:10,399 well, do something, cecile. 543 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,776 i'm losing my wood down here. 544 00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:16,572 wow! that's a kickin' outfit. 545 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,491 well, thank you, sweetie. 546 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:22,411 i clean up well for a wetback, don't i? 547 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:27,791 look, i'm not some sort of racist. 548 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:30,836 i just want what's best for my baby girl. 549 00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:33,463 i mean, why should i settle for middle-class mexicans 550 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,675 when i know i can find rich white folks to adopt her? 551 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:38,927 please. do i look middle class to you? 552 00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:42,055 well, you didn't seem all that rich in mr. beale's office. 553 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,558 i mean, when i brought up the idea of gifts 554 00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:46,310 to your husband, 555 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,645 he acted like he couldn't even afford a harley. 556 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,981 so is that what it's gonna take to change your mind--a gift? 557 00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:52,566 fine. what do you want? 558 00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:55,194 i don't know. 559 00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:00,824 you like jewelry? 560 00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:01,992 well, here. 561 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:03,869 are these real diamonds? 562 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:06,830 honey, the one in the center is 3 karats. 563 00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:09,208 i never touched a real diamond before. 564 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,627 well, my husband and i can expose you 565 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:14,546 to a lot of nice new things. well, only if i let you have my baby. 566 00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:19,384 there's no such thing as a free lunch. 567 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:24,014 okay. 568 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:25,682 really? 569 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,184 just like that? 570 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,353 just like that. 571 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,355 of course, you probably shouldn't tell the lawyer 572 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:33,148 about our understanding, 573 00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:35,734 because then we'll have to deal with percentages and all that. 574 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,444 i always hated math. 575 00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,161 what's wrong? 576 00:29:46,203 --> 00:29:49,665 you never gave a crap that we were mexican, did you? 577 00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:51,750 not really. 578 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,794 so why put me through this? 579 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:55,254 because i thought, 580 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,756 if it looked like you weren't gonna get my baby 581 00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:00,425 that you might be just a bit more generous. 582 00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:03,595 wow. you're a lot smarter than i thought. 583 00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:06,223 i'm smarter than everybody thinks. 584 00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:15,065 where's my mom? i'm thirsty. 585 00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,109 oh, i'm sorry, honey. 586 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:21,238 your mom... is in her office on a conference call, 587 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,533 and she's busy, so you're just gonna have to wait, okay? 588 00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:25,993 what's that? 589 00:30:25,993 --> 00:30:28,620 that's chocolate milk. i shouldn't be having it. 590 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:33,959 have you ever had any? 591 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,752 mnh-mnh. 592 00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:38,213 follow me. 593 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:42,009 here. go ahead, try it. 594 00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,720 come on, you'll really like it. i promise. 595 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,221 come on, yeah. 596 00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:48,724 all the grown-ups are drinking it. 597 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,350 yeah, that's good. 598 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:52,978 just... chug it on down. 599 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,104 good. 600 00:30:54,146 --> 00:30:56,231 you like that? 601 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:01,028 would you like dessert or another glass of wine? 602 00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:04,239 oh, no, thank you. i have to run. just the check. 603 00:31:05,991 --> 00:31:07,993 i have a charity event this weekend, 604 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:09,953 and i have to find a cocktail dress 605 00:31:09,995 --> 00:31:11,663 before the store closes. 606 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:14,208 but everything was just yummy. 607 00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,961 (andrew) looks good on your ass. 608 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:20,130 thank you. yeah. 609 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:29,223 uh, hey, mrs. van de kamp. 610 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:32,059 what do you think you're doing? you're supposed to be grounded. 611 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,311 i'm, uh, buying a belt. 612 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:36,813 with what? you don't have any money. 613 00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:41,443 you took that out of my purse. give that back. 614 00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:43,946 we are going home. wait till i tell the judge about 615 00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:46,156 you stealing my credit cards and sneaking off. 616 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:48,283 it's gonna do wonders for your little emancipation case. 617 00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:50,369 i don't think you're gonna let this get to the court. 618 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,120 oh, and why is that? 619 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:54,957 because then i'd be forced to testify about my childhood. 620 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,835 so? you had one of the loveliest childhoods i've ever known. 621 00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,378 you sure about that? 622 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:02,422 'cause i'm staing to remember some abuse. 623 00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:04,925 andrew, the judge is not seriously gonna believe 624 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:06,760 that i beat you. 625 00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:09,429 oh, i'm not talking about that kind of abuse. 626 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,640 you know, it's funny... 627 00:32:11,682 --> 00:32:13,642 the angrier i get, 628 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:15,644 the more these repressed memories start to come up. 629 00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:20,816 you can't be serious. 630 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:25,195 like, touching me in places you shouldn't have... 631 00:32:27,489 --> 00:32:30,534 no one is ever gonna believe a word of that. 632 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:33,370 yeah, well, you know how people are. 633 00:32:33,412 --> 00:32:35,789 they might say that they believe you, 634 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:38,792 but... th'll always wonder. 635 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,338 so if i were you... 636 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:46,216 i'd back the hell off. 637 00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:47,718 come on, justin. 638 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:50,888 i'm gonna buy you something pretty. 639 00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:55,392 justin! 640 00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:02,524 on second thought, 641 00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:04,860 i will have another glass of wine. 642 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:14,828 you can leave the bottle. 643 00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:10,027 yeah? 644 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:13,947 hi, it's bree van de kamp. i didn't know who else to call, 645 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:23,582 and, well, i'm in a bit of a situation. 646 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:25,918 well... 647 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:28,045 (laughing) how did you get stuck like that? 648 00:35:28,045 --> 00:35:30,547 i would rather not discuss it right now. 649 00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:34,301 man, the other security guys are not gonna believe this. 650 00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:35,802 do you mind? 651 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:39,431 didn't. 652 00:35:39,473 --> 00:35:43,227 your son threatened you with "repressed memories"? 653 00:35:43,227 --> 00:35:47,272 oh, my god, he is seriously twisted. 654 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:49,066 i gotta meet this kid. 655 00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:51,109 you sound like you're impressed. 656 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:52,611 i sorta am. 657 00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:58,534 (scoffs) i'm raising a monster, is what i'm raising. 658 00:35:58,575 --> 00:36:00,369 it's no wonder i drink. 659 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:05,207 i don't know why i said that. 660 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,417 maybe it's true. 661 00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:10,420 no, it makes it und like i think i have a problem, 662 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,422 and i don't. 663 00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:16,468 look, i don't wanna get into a fight or anything, 664 00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:19,596 but you passed out in a department store, 665 00:36:19,638 --> 00:36:22,307 and in my way of thinking, 666 00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:24,142 that is a problem. 667 00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:27,688 tonight was a very unusual situation. 668 00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:46,290 i wish you could've known me when... 669 00:36:46,331 --> 00:36:48,792 rex was alive and my kids were young, 670 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:51,253 and everything was... 671 00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:53,255 the way it was supposed to be. 672 00:36:56,216 --> 00:37:00,762 i think you really would've liked me... so much. 673 00:37:00,804 --> 00:37:04,266 i like you just fine. 674 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,435 really? 675 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:13,775 because i don't. 676 00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:28,540 bye. 677 00:37:32,711 --> 00:37:33,712 mom? 678 00:37:35,547 --> 00:37:36,715 andrew? 679 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,076 caleb? 680 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:06,328 hey, danielle. 681 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:08,956 what are you doing here? 682 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,626 happy birthday. 683 00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:16,588 you really have to go home. 684 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:19,216 if my mom knew you were here, she'd freak. 685 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:22,386 don't you want to wear it? no, i don't, now please leave 686 00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:56,378 i can help you with it. no! didn't you hear me,you freak?! leave! 687 00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:58,505 what's wrong? 688 00:38:58,547 --> 00:39:02,426 you can tell everyone in the office to relax. 689 00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:04,469 he won't take my milk anymore. 690 00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:06,513 already? (gasps) 691 00:39:06,555 --> 00:39:08,807 i mean, i'm sorry. 692 00:39:08,849 --> 00:39:10,142 yeah, i bet. 693 00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:12,144 i mean, i'm not naive. 694 00:39:12,186 --> 00:39:14,646 i just didn't think it would be so soon. 695 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:17,399 oh, sweetie... 696 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:22,613 i know that we wanna keep them young as long as we can, 697 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,323 but kids grow up. 698 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:25,866 they just do. 699 00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:28,410 i know. if that's not bad enough, 700 00:39:28,452 --> 00:39:31,121 now i'm gonna get fat again. 701 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:32,206 huh? 702 00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:34,208 breast-feeding was the only thing 703 00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,210 that kept the weight off. 704 00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:39,588 every mealtime was like doing 30 minutes of cardio. 705 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,924 now i'm gonna have to join a gym! 706 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:46,220 wow, that is... 707 00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:47,888 really a bummer. 708 00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,306 it is. 709 00:39:49,348 --> 00:39:52,226 it really is. 710 00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:55,729 (sobbing) 711 00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:16,750 hey, uh, julie let me in. 712 00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:19,211 i can see that. 713 00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:21,797 so, what, did you run out of strangers to beat up 714 00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:24,591 on the street, and you're going house to house now? 715 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,468 i feel really awful about what happened. 716 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,804 if you don't wanna be my boyfriend, fine. 717 00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:31,849 don't beat up the only guy who wants to volunteer for the job. 718 00:40:31,890 --> 00:40:33,433 look, i know i overreacted. 719 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,853 but come on, the way he was yelling at you? 720 00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:37,855 i deserved it, believe me. after what i did... 721 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:40,774 (sighs) god, this is such a mess. 722 00:40:40,816 --> 00:40:43,110 he won't even return my phone calls. 723 00:40:43,152 --> 00:40:45,654 what'd you do? 724 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:48,490 i said something to dr. ron before the operation, 725 00:40:48,532 --> 00:40:51,243 and it just... devastated him. 726 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:53,120 what? 727 00:40:53,162 --> 00:40:55,247 i can't tell you. 728 00:40:55,289 --> 00:40:57,249 yeah, you can. you can tell me anything. 729 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,917 you know that. 730 00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:00,752 mom, um, phone call. 731 00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:02,254 it's dr. ron. 732 00:41:02,296 --> 00:41:03,922 oh? 733 00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:06,383 um... 734 00:41:06,425 --> 00:41:08,218 i need to take this. 735 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,554 (sighs) 736 00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:13,599 you, um, you wanna talk about this later? 737 00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:18,103 no. 738 00:41:18,145 --> 00:41:20,189 no, not really. um... 739 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,941 what's the point? 740 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:33,327 (telephone beeps) 741 00:41:33,368 --> 00:41:34,703 hi. 742 00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:38,665 at that precise moment, 743 00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:42,544 as dr. hanson mills was cutting yet another umbilical cord, 744 00:41:42,586 --> 00:41:48,258 other ties were being severed all over town... 745 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,761 like the one between a child and the mother 746 00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:54,056 who didn't want him to grow up so quickly... 747 00:41:54,056 --> 00:41:57,267 or the one between a case of fine wine 748 00:41:57,309 --> 00:42:00,062 and the housewife who hadn't wanted to admit 749 00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:03,023 that she had a problem... 750 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:06,193 or the one between a woman and the boyfriend 751 00:42:06,193 --> 00:42:08,862 who couldn't forgive her betrayal. 752 00:42:11,031 --> 00:42:13,826 the choice to separate from what we love is painful... 753 00:42:13,826 --> 00:42:17,996 hey. how's my girl today? 754 00:42:18,038 --> 00:42:19,998 how are both of my girls? 755 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,000 the only thing worse... 756 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:25,420 we're doing good. we're doing real good. 757 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:28,924 is when meone we've trusted makes the choice for us. 758 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:31,093 cync by lanmao www.1000fr.com 759 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:38,093 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 57874

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