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Previously on desperate housewives...
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Your spleen has wandered close to your heart.
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We're gonna take it out.
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Get your insurance figured out by then
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There was the bad news
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It's the cop I want you to talk to
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His name is Solomon
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The file on Noah�s daughter
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The discomforting news
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Thanks
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Are you hiding someone in your house?
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Tell me your secret, I'll understand
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OK
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and the news no one should know
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But you tell me yours first
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Once a month, the cr�me de la cr�me of Fairview society
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would attend a semi-formal lunch at the home of Maxine Bennett.
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Everyone loves these elegant get-togethers
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Everyone that is,
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but a certain red headed housewife who is convinced Maxine was a liar
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You see, Maxine like to brag that she did all her own cooking
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and because each course was served promptly,
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presented with flare
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and it was positively mouth watering
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Bree knew Maxine had had some help
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and sadly for Maxine...
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Bree intended to prove it
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Maxine, once again, this entire lunch is just out the swirl
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I just have to get the number of your caterer
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What a nice compliment.
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No, I'm afraid this is all my doing
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This was a triumph, an absolute triumph
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Oh, come on, do you honestly expect us to believe
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that you had the time to prepare a six-course meal for ten women
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Even I couldn't make this and have time to get ready for a party
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Well, perhaps you're just not as organized as I am
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If you excuse me
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Bree, what's got into you?
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I have the same recipe for English plum pudding
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It takes six hours to prepare
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How would you have time to make all this and everything else that we ate today
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This's not the pudding of an honest woman
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FBI, open up
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What on earth...
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looking for a Maxine Bennett
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I'm Maxine
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We have a warrant. This is the premier's mail
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A warrant? I'm in the middle of a luncheon
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Over here
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Found her
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Maxine Bennett, you are under arrest,
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for involuntary servitude
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Is this the woman who locked you up?
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Bree, what's going on?
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Well, I'm not sure, but I think Maxine had a slave
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I can't believe it, I just can't believe it
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But Bree could
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you see, for her
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the proof was in the pudding
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Desperate housewives
Season 2 Episode 14
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The world is filled with unlikely friendships
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Odd pairings that to the casual observer
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make absolutely no sense at all
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But if we look closer,
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we can see why these alliances formed
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After all, a shared purpose can give
even mortal enemies common ground
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Bree,
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we have a question for you
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Oh, what is it?
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Well, we were just wondering, actually, we were curious about...uh...
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What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite?
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Yeah, that
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Excuse me
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Well, from the day that dead body showed up,
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nobody was yelling 'oh, the Applewhites are involved other than you
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and the next thing we know, you are having Betty over for poker?
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What???
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She makes it sound like we are angry, we are not angry
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I'm a little angry
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Can we talk about this later? I have ice-cream in here
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Bree, could this flip-flop have something to do with
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the fact that Daniel is dating Matthew?
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Yeah, that would get her
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Who told you that?
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- Mrs. McClosky- she saw them making out in the park
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- Eddie! - What?
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Can't you sugar-coat a little?
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I did, he had his hand down her shirt
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Bree, we know that you have a good reason for wanting Betty to hang out with us
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We just wondered if you could clue us in a little
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When it comes to Betty Applewhite, I know what I'm doing
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and you two are just gonna have to trust me
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and if you can't do that,
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then perhaps I've over-estimated the depth of our friendship
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Now, if you excuse me
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What a bitch!
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- Eddie, can you ... - I was sugar-coating it
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Oh, hey...none of that in ear
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Come on, maybe if we are remind them I'm shacking up with a senior VP,
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they'll stop killing all my pitches
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You've only been here for a week, why don't you give yourself a break?
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Honey, you know the ad game,
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we got to serve amount of time before mockery kicks me into the curb
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Look, I'm just asking you ...
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jump in every once in a while, throw me some of the ??? on the work path
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I can't protect you, you're gonna have to find a way to click with Ed yourself
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And then the pig, he rubs on his stomach, and he goes...'
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Farm Fresh Bacon? I'll make a piggy out of you too'
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So...
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the pig actually eats the bacon?
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Uhuh, yeah
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I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme
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Well,Tom, why don't you pitch them the other idea you came up with last night?
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You know, the one where people love bacon so much that they wanna keep it a secret?
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What, like a secret underground society of bacon eaters?
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Well, like my collage fraternity where,
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you know, everybody wanted in, but we only take the coolest guys
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You were Greek?
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-Alpha Tau Megon ??
- I was Phi Kappa??
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You?
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And I don't remember you happened to be that cool to play JTO
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Look, if I had a nickle for every fi-cap
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that I tag 'naked' to a free way sign
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Scavo, if you were my pledge, I'd make you my bitch
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Oh, you think so?
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You know what, I�m liking this whole fraternity ankle
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Yeah, you know, let�s talk about it over lunch
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You're buying
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Go
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Hello, what�s going on?
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Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone
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This is Xiao Mei
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She's the young lady who's forced to work for Maxine Bennett
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Oh, the slave
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Wow,
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looks well fed
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The church is making arrangements for her to return to China
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But until then, she needs a place to stay
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So I offered her our guest room
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Really?
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Baby, can I talk to you for a second?
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Oh, you nuts
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It's only for a couple of days
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Oh, this time, you are quickly becoming Father Crowley's go-to guy for charity cases
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And that's a bad thing?
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When he turns our house into a catholic underground ??,YES!
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You know who you are, Gabby?
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You are the kind of person who'd turn away Mary and Joseph from the inn
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Well, they should've called ahead
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Don't brush your hair at the table
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Are you talking to me?
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Does this mean you've finally forgiven me?
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Why should I? You've betrayed this family and you're not even sorry
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Don't be such a drama queen
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If the Applewhites go to the police
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and tell them that your brother ran over Mrs. Solis,
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he could go to prison.
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How can you not understand that?
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They won't talk about Andrew as long as you don't go to the police about Caleb
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What does this Caleb do exactly?
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And why on earth are they hiding him?
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Why don't you go to Mrs. Applewhite
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and tell her you really need to know what's going on?
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I bet if you were really nice, she�d tell you the truth
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Is that what you really think, Danielle?
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I should go to Mrs. Applewhite
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be nice and then she'll hand over all her secrets?
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Yeah
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When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky
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I possessed beauty, wit, cunning and insight
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These four weapons all women needed to survive in the world
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So?
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So take good care of your looks, Danielle
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You don't have any other weapons at your disposal
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Hi,
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I need an operation on my spleen,
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and I just found out that I ran out of medical insurance.
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Is there anyone I can sue?
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After the embezzlement Launy let the policy lapse
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Now he's in jail, and I'm gonna die
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Susie, you are not gonna die
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I'll get into it with the insurance company
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No, there isn't time for you to deal with the red tape
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My spleen is going crinin into my heart
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I need that operation now
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I'd loan you the money myself
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But Eddie and I just plopped down our savings since ski condo
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I don't need a loan
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I need coverage
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I mean what if there are complications
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I don't have a safety net
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...please...
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What in the hell are you doing?
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I'm saying a little prayer
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Uh, for puke sake
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What? I'm desperate here, do you have any other ideas?
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As a matter of fact, I do
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What you need is a husband
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What?
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The only way to get a good health plan
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is to marry into one
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Eddie, come on
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No, no, I think she's onto something
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Yeah, if we find the guy with the right plan
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you could have a sham waiting on a Monday night, and be
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fully covered Tuesday morning
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I can't believe you are actually considering this
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The surgeon is slicing me open a week from tomorrow,
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what other choice do I have?
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All we have to do is to find a guy who's willing to marry you
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You know, come to think of it,
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a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all
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Pad, we are all here, so send the call in as soon as you get it
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200 bucks says you can't do that three times in a row
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You catch three of those,
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200 bucks
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What do you say there, Scavo?
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You are on.
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- Here we go.
- Ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Thrown by me.
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I'm sorry, I thought we were here to talk about the farm fresh rollout?
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They gotta be catchable, big guy.
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You just let me worry about the shooting.
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Come on.
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- that's one.
- Guys...
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oh!
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Nice moves.
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One more, big guy.
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Guys, please... that's--all right.
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- Ow!
- Oh!
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ow.
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that wasn't even catchable!
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Yeah, well, maybe not.
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But it's totally worth the 200 bucks. Ahh!
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Whoo!
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Well, you got me.
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You're a regular little monkey man!
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Oh, I love this guy.
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Oh. Hi.
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Do you have to sit around all day?
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I mean, shouldn�t you be out experiencing western civilization
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while you have the chance?
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what are you doing?
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I fix.
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No, this is couture!
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This rip has to be fixed by an experienced tailor.
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You can't just...
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holy crap! This stitching is perfect!
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Hungry?
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Did you make all of this?
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Oh!
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For me? Okay.
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Oh, my god!
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You like?
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I like a lot.
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you like that?
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yeah, that's nice.
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Do you know what they do to people in china who speak out against the government? Hmm?
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They put them in forced labor camps.
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Isn't that awful?
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what I mean? It�s such a repressive regime.
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We forget how good we have it.
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Yes, we do.
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Don't you think xiao-mei would like it better herein America?
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I mean, where she could learn about freedom and democracy and stuff?
267
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Does this have anything to do with you making xiao-meido housework?
268
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What?
269
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I came downstairs this morning and found her waxing the floor.
270
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She told me you asked her to put on two coats.
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Well, first of all, that was her idea.
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Second of all, I can't have this conversation until you've tasted her crab puffs.
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Oh...
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She just got done being a slave.
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I mean, she wants to go back to china...
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and we can't force her to stay here and be our maid.
277
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Well, who�s forcing her? We'll pay her whatever she wants.
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And the best part is, with her r�sum�?
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any wage will look good.
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No way, baby. Mnh-mnh.
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What?
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What? What, so you don't get what you want, you just walk off and pout?
283
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,951
Oh, this isn't about me.
284
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This is about our great nation.
285
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And I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for
286
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and help spread the ideals and values of the united states of America.
287
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And sometimes she is a little hard to stomach, but she means well.
288
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Well, that�s--
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hi! Oh, here she is.
290
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I came as soon as I got your message.
291
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,308
Is this... this is Gary Grantham
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your future ex-husband.
293
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- Wow, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
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Okay, listen, um, I've got to meet a client. I've got to go,
295
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,233
so just talk amongst yourselves, and
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you two make a very handsome couple.
297
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Oh. Yeah.
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Uh,- hi.- hi.
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So do you wanna get married on Wednesday?
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'Cause Thursday and Friday I�m out of town.
301
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:16,458
Oh! Oh, yeah. Sure, that�s--Wednesday�s great.
302
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,751
I'm--I'm just curious...
303
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,963
how did Eddie convince you to do this so quickly?
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Well, she explained your situation to me.
305
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I'm sort of in need of a fake bride myself, so I figured,
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what the heck?
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00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,428
Why would you need a fake bride?
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Uh, I'm gay, and I've never come out to my mother.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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At first, I just didn�t want to upset her.
311
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Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis,
312
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,232
and I started thinking, if I just kept my mouth shut,
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then one day nature would take its course
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and we could avoid what is sure to be a very ugly scene.
315
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So what changed?
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00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,492
She told me at her81st birthday party last month,
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the only reason she's hanging on is to see me get married.
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Oh. Oh, so by marrying me...
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00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,835
yeah, I'd get my inheritance that much sooner.
320
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,714
No, but mostly, I wanna make sure she's happy.
321
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,844
well, you seem very nice, Susan.
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00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,306
Uh, it will be a pleasure being married to you.
323
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,765
Uh, likewise.
324
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,894
here, you can finish the rest of the fries.
325
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,152
Here's your mail
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and your pills.
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Ugh.
328
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,366
More pills?
329
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,166
Miss Tillman?
330
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,292
Hmm?
331
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,212
Where did this come from?
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00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,006
I don't know. It was in with your other mail.
333
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,887
Get me the phone.
334
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,607
Sullivan, it�s me.
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00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,860
I just got some news, and I need to get you involved.
336
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,531
Looks like Delfino's been holding out on me.
337
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,165
The next morning, Bree came up with a plan
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to get to the truth she so desperately needed.
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As she watched the Applewhites leave their house,
340
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,926
she thought of how much she had trusted the previous owners
341
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,053
and how much they...
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00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,514
had trusted her.
343
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:59,621
Caleb? Is that you?
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hi.
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I'm bree. I live down the street.
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I'm a friend of your mother�s.
347
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,927
She's not home.
348
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,013
I know. Um...
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00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,682
I came to see you.
350
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,392
- Me?
- Yes.
351
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,769
Your mother told me all about you and I thought it--
352
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,521
it might be nice if, um,
353
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,107
we had a little visit.
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00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,778
I brought you some homemade cobbler.
355
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,036
oh,la,la,la,la,la
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00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,538
right here. Follow the doughnut, people.
357
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:44,583
Here we go. We got some people. Come on, come on.
358
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,751
Hey, hey What's going on?
359
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:51,590
Well, um, Ed bet tom that he wouldn't eat a doughnut out of the toilet.
360
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,800
Isn't it disgusting?
361
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,595
unh-unh!
362
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,430
It's gotta be fully dunked.
363
00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:01,099
Now, I don't want the glaze to repel the water.
364
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,602
Whoa, slight delay, people. I'm requesting a scrub down.
365
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,438
Does anybody know where they keep the toilet brush?
366
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,942
Just for one second, okay? Just for one second.
367
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,652
Hey, I never thought I'd have to ask you this,
368
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,612
but are you about to eat a doughnut out of the toilet?
369
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:14,446
Yeah!
370
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,281
For the Galveston jewelers account.
371
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,533
I don't care!
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00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:18,700
You're not gonna do this!
373
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,994
Look, Lynette, you're the one who told me to find a way to click with ed.
374
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,288
Well, now we've got our thing,
375
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,207
and it's paying off for me!
376
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,334
That's because ed gets off on humiliating you.
377
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:30,587
Please, don�t do this!
378
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,714
We're waiting, scavo!
379
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,221
This is my moment.
380
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,478
so, caleb, besides your mother and brother,
381
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:50,482
does anybody else know that you're here?
382
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,401
No.
383
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,904
You're pretty.
384
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,241
thank you. That�s very sweet.
385
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:03,078
So where have you been living this whole time? Upstairs?
386
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,330
No.
387
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,416
I just moved upstairs.
388
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,084
My room's downstairs.
389
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,003
Downstairs?
390
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,589
In the basement.
391
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,550
You wanna see it?
392
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,745
Caleb, have you been down here all these months?
393
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,580
Yeah.
394
00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:50,459
Did your mother make you wear those?
395
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,044
Most of the time.
396
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:54,588
Oh, my god!
397
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,134
Sweetheart, I don't understand.
398
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,347
Why in the world would your mother treat you that way?
399
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,808
I hurt a girl.
400
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,852
A girl?
401
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,981
Yeah.
402
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,320
And then she died.
403
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,364
Oh.
404
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,953
Her name was Melanie.
405
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,666
She was pretty.
406
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,795
Just like you.
407
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,970
Hi.
408
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:50,060
I thought you should know, I�m getting married.
409
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,563
To the doctor?
410
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,940
No! No. Ha!
411
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,860
No, to--to a gay guy.
412
00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,611
How did you know about the doctor?
413
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,655
People talk. So you--
414
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,782
you're marrying a gay guy?
415
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,159
I need health insurance,
416
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,036
um, 'cause I've got this wandering spleen and...
417
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,747
that sounds funny, "spleen wandering," but...
418
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,709
actually, it�s not funny 'cause it can bang into things...
419
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:17,421
so I need health insurance, so I'm getting married tomorrow.
420
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,299
And you probably think I�m crazy, right?
421
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,092
Well... can it wait?
422
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,927
Um, the surgery?
423
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,220
No.
424
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,139
It can't wait.
425
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,810
I guess it's really not that crazy.
426
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,771
how you doin', ma'am?
427
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,732
Susan, can you just give me a minute?
428
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,983
Oh, yeah. No, I'm sorry.
429
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:41,153
I--that was really... it.
430
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,156
What do you want?
431
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:45,949
It's not what i want, Delfino.
432
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,035
It's what Noah Taylor wants.
433
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,954
Where's his grandkid?
434
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:54,625
You know, let�s skip the part where you don't know anything about anything.
435
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,211
Mr. Taylor wants to chat.
436
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,462
What if I say no?
437
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,340
Then I've gotta find the kid myself,
438
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:05,928
and my guess is, he or she is somewhere around here close.
439
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,472
Your old girlfriend--
440
00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,516
she's got a daughter, right?
441
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:13,602
Maybe I should start by paying her a visit...
442
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,188
her daughter's not the one.
443
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,940
Yeah, well, given your track record,
444
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,984
I might wanna check that out for myself.
445
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:26,281
Tell him I'll be therein the morning.
446
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,664
Oh!
447
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,208
So pretty.
448
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:40,003
You like nice things?
449
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,923
that's why I think you're stupid,
450
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,050
for not wanting to stay here.
451
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:47,970
You could be around my nice things all the time,
452
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,347
taking care of them...
453
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,599
how fun would that be?
454
00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:57,062
Well, I�m sure it's a lot more fun than you'd have in that
455
00:23:57,271 --> 00:24:01,066
tiny, godforsaken village of yours.
456
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:07,698
You know, we�re probably more alike than people would guess.
457
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,575
I'm from a small town, too.
458
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,618
My folks had nothing.
459
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,620
That's why I love America.
460
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:16,582
Anything is possible.
461
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,463
Oh...
462
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,632
hmm, you like that?
463
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:27,801
No.
464
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,429
An old, fat stockbroker gave this to me.
465
00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:33,140
It's not worth anything. You can have it.
466
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,688
Oh...
467
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:43,400
oh!
468
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,738
It's okay. Glad you like it.
469
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,908
You can brush my hair.
470
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,076
Oh!
471
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,091
- Hi.
- Hi.
472
00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:12,846
Uh, this is the best I could do on such short notice.
473
00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,099
- Okay. - Okay.
474
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:24,816
Oh, uh, Susan, this is, uh, my best man, Steven.
475
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,068
He's also my life partner.
476
00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:29,279
Oh, hi. It's nice to meet you.
477
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,116
Baby, be--be nice. Come on.
478
00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,329
I'm sorry you have cancer.
479
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:38,914
Cancer?
480
00:25:39,081 --> 00:25:42,042
Isn't that the point of this whole charade?
481
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,127
Gary said you needed insurance.
482
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,255
Oh, yes. No, no, I do need insurance.
483
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:48,507
I just don't have cancer. I have A...
484
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,760
wandering spleen.
485
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,138
I said it was like cancer.
486
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,765
Is there a problem?
487
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,642
No. No, everything's fine.
488
00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:00,561
Uh, let's just go to the chapel.
489
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,688
Shall we?
490
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,983
I made a wedding cake.
491
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,526
I hope you enjoy it.
492
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,278
Oh! Uh...
493
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,451
so... are we ready to get started?
494
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,120
Oh, do you have a thing to play music?
495
00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:20,873
I had Steven burn a little wedding mix for us,.
496
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:21,832
for ambience
497
00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:25,127
Sure, just, um, give me a sec
498
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,383
do you have a problem?
499
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,177
You said she was sick.
500
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,636
She is.
501
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,388
She has a wandering spleen.
502
00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:39,183
It sounds nothing like cancer. It doesn't even sound real.
503
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:41,101
Well, it is. I-I could die.
504
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,352
You look fine to me, honey.
505
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,563
Don't do this.
506
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:48,483
I have asked you six times to fly with me to Holland to get married,
507
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,485
and you always have some la me excuse.
508
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:54,072
But the second some chick with a silly disease comes along,
509
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:56,283
well, you drop everything and head for a chapel.
510
00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:57,868
Oh,no,it's a serious illness.
511
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:01,246
See, it just sounds silly �cause of the word "spleen."
512
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:02,664
What do you want from me?
513
00:27:02,873 --> 00:27:06,502
I want you to worry about my feelings half as much as you worry about your mother's!
514
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,128
What is it gonna take to make you happy?
515
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,671
Not go through with the wedding?
516
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:10,464
Is that what you're asking?
517
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,424
Oh,oh! No,no,stop right there.
518
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:17,054
Okay, I would love to see you two crazy kids get hitched in Holland more than anyone,
519
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:21,099
with the tulips and the clogs, in front of a windmill, the whole shebang.
520
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,935
But unless I get this surgery,
521
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:26,563
my spleen is going to slam straight into my heart and explode.
522
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,316
So, you know, seeing as I am just a nice person
523
00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,611
and I always support gay rights, let�s just do this.
524
00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:34,947
And then I'll have a husband and insurance.
525
00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:37,282
Nobody gets hurt.
526
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,041
Steven, why...Steven!
527
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,002
- it's just...
- yeah.
528
00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:51,880
I'm so sorry.
529
00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:53,048
My hands are tied.
530
00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:56,009
I'm really sorry.
531
00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,139
Steven, wait. Steven... where are you going?
532
00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:08,063
what's love got to do, got to do with it?
533
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:10,983
Ah, finally got the sound system working.
534
00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:14,486
Where's the groom?
535
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,251
Hey, susie Q.
536
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:34,464
What's wrong? For a newlywed, you don't have much spring in your step.
537
00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:36,925
I didn't get married.
538
00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:38,468
Really?
539
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:44,433
We got to the altar, but the whole fake wedding thing sort of imploded.
540
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:49,104
Wow. I'm sorry.
541
00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:50,731
I still don't have insurance.
542
00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:53,233
I need to get that operation. I'M...
543
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:59,031
I'm really screwed.
544
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,993
well...
545
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,415
why don't I just marry you?
546
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:09,041
What?
547
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,792
I've got a fantastic health plan.
548
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:12,794
You'd be covered instantly.
549
00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:16,798
But... we were actually married.
550
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:21,803
Look,susie, I've always felt awful about walking out on you the way I did.
551
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,806
And I figure, if we do this,
552
00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:28,143
I'd basically be saving your life.
553
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:31,939
I figure I owe you one.
554
00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:35,317
Karl...
555
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:39,363
so what do you say?
556
00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:42,658
Will you marry me, Susan Mayer?
557
00:29:42,825 --> 00:29:44,868
again?
558
00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:49,206
What the hell?
559
00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:50,833
cool!
560
00:29:58,549 --> 00:29:59,383
what are we gonna do about Eddie?
561
00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:01,176
- We can't tell her.
- She'd kill us both.
562
00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:03,804
Yeah, it'll be our little secret.
563
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,476
We've really enjoyed having you as a guest. Right, Gaby?
564
00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:12,020
Absolutely.
565
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:14,857
Xiao-mei, you are a very special girl, so...
566
00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:18,026
so you take care, okay?
567
00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:21,071
Oh!
568
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,369
Thanks for all your help, Carlos.
569
00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:29,663
my pleasure, father.
570
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,253
- Bye-bye. - Ladies?
571
00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:39,756
please don't tell me you're crying
572
00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:41,675
just because you can�t have the maid you want.
573
00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:44,386
Carlos, she wouldn�t have been just a maid.
574
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,930
She would have been the best damn maid ever.
575
00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:48,724
God, you�re pathetic.
576
00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:50,392
Shut up.
577
00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:52,686
hey,
578
00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:55,063
something's going on.
579
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,449
is there a problem?
580
00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,618
Well, xiao-mei doesn't want to go back to china.
581
00:31:07,743 --> 00:31:10,370
She wants to stay here and work for you.
582
00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:12,915
What? Why?
583
00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,466
she says mares. Solis treated her with more kindness than she's ever known.
584
00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:26,261
She now thinks of you two as family.
585
00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:28,972
Oh, really?
586
00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:32,476
Oh, of course you can stay!
587
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,103
Oh!
588
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,190
Gaby...
589
00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:41,193
Carlos, she thinks of us as family.
590
00:31:47,324 --> 00:31:48,951
I'm ready to hear those farm fresh concepts.
591
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:50,494
Conference room in five...
592
00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:52,746
toilet boy!
593
00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,375
you are so not allowed to complain to me.
594
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,210
I know. You were right, okay?
595
00:31:58,335 --> 00:32:01,213
So now I'm known throughout the advertising world as "toilet boy."
596
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,798
Tell him you're done with the games.
597
00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:04,341
You don't wanna play anymore.
598
00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:05,759
No,no,no, I can't. I can't.
599
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:08,136
If I back down now, he�ll see it as a sign of weakness. Look,
600
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,097
this is the way that guys do business. But--
601
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:11,682
so you called it.
602
00:32:11,849 --> 00:32:14,059
He made me his bitch.
603
00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:16,603
Come on.
604
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,943
Here you go. Oh.
605
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,236
You know, ed, I've been thinking.
606
00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:26,321
We've had a lot of fun and games around here lately,
607
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:30,993
but maybe it's time to set a slightly more professional tone in the office.
608
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,370
Oh, I get it.
609
00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:35,289
Somebody went running to mommy, didn�t he? Huh?
610
00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:36,206
What?
611
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:37,583
Tom loses a few bets,
612
00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:40,294
so he tries to get his wife to make me back off?
613
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,338
Oh, this is so alpha tau.
614
00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,757
I am gonna make him pay.
615
00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:48,302
No. No, you�re not gonna make him pay.
616
00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:51,430
You are gonna stop this now.
617
00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:52,681
This is my company.
618
00:32:52,848 --> 00:32:57,728
If people wanna work here, they play by my rules.
619
00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,233
- Ed!
- What?
620
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:06,069
I'm calling you out.
621
00:33:06,236 --> 00:33:07,654
Huh? Yes, you're right.
622
00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:10,157
This is your company, so I'll play by your rules.
623
00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:13,744
What do I have to do to get you to stop this frat boy crap?
624
00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:16,163
Shave my eyebrows? Come to work naked?
625
00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:17,080
Name your stakes.
626
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:18,040
I don't have time for this.
627
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,751
Aw, what's wrong, ed?
628
00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:23,462
You afraid a phi kapp's gonna get beaten by a girl?
629
00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:26,381
Come on, big man...
630
00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:29,218
it's just a little bet.
631
00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:37,643
As you know, I think that making the workplace fun is good for morale.
632
00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:42,731
But Lynette here thinks that our shenanigans have gotten a little out of hand.
633
00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:45,275
oh, hold on. Hold on.
634
00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:47,611
I respect Lynette�s work ethic.
635
00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:54,785
So we've decided to settle the matter with a little test of intestinal fortitude.
636
00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:58,121
If she can eat
637
00:33:58,288 --> 00:34:02,167
1 pound of our client's fine, farm-fresh pork product,
638
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,294
raw...
639
00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:08,549
there'll be a moratorium on wagering in the office.
640
00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:10,884
oh,oh!
641
00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:12,177
I know you are doing this for me.
642
00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:13,220
You don't need to do this.
643
00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:14,680
I don't need you fighting my fights.
644
00:34:14,847 --> 00:34:16,557
I am not fighting your fights.
645
00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:18,350
This is my fight
646
00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:21,812
this is how guys do business, right?
647
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:38,704
While we're young.
648
00:34:50,048 --> 00:34:52,593
no shame in defeat, Lynette.
649
00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:55,220
No shame at all.
650
00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:11,028
oh, she's gonna do it.
651
00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:13,489
ohh!
652
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,703
oh,yes!
653
00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:25,918
oh!
654
00:35:36,595 --> 00:35:37,554
oh,this is too much.
655
00:35:42,059 --> 00:35:43,227
oh!
656
00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:47,773
what?
657
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,942
She took the bet.
658
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:52,820
What? This is fun, people.
659
00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:56,448
she's got one more.
660
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,595
so...
661
00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:22,474
can this be a place of business again, ed?
662
00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:25,853
- No more games?
- Sure.
663
00:36:27,145 --> 00:36:30,440
You sucked all the fun out of it anyway.
664
00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:42,619
that was really something.
665
00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:44,872
Thanks.
666
00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:47,583
Could you scrounge me up a bucket?
667
00:36:58,093 --> 00:37:01,096
Caleb said a nice, red-haired lady came to visit him.
668
00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,432
Come on in, betty.
669
00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:08,562
Get you a drink?
670
00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:10,397
This is not a social call, bree!
671
00:37:10,564 --> 00:37:14,109
Did you or did you not break into my home and talk to my son?
672
00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:17,905
Caleb and I had, uh, a very lovely chat. Yes.
673
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:19,656
if you ever come near him again,
674
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:22,910
there will be hell to pay. Do you understand?
675
00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:29,082
Aren't you gonna ask me what we talked about?
676
00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,001
The name,um...
677
00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:33,921
Melanie foster came up.
678
00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:38,634
I'm gonna pour you a drink now, betty,
679
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,261
because we're about to have a very honest discussion,
680
00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:45,307
and I think you're gonna need a little help getting through it.
681
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,146
his name's Zach young.
682
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:52,356
He lives with his father.
683
00:37:52,523 --> 00:37:54,691
Mother committed suicide about a year ago.
684
00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,194
How did he end up with these people?
685
00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:58,737
How do you think?
686
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:01,949
Deirdre was strung out, noah. She gave him up.
687
00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:03,826
I wanna see this boy.
688
00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:06,995
Well, he�s got a new family now. I can't just snap my fingers and get him in here.
689
00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:08,831
Maybe not, but I can snap my fingers,
690
00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:10,999
and detective Sullivan can make it happen.
691
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:12,167
- You don't wanna do that.
- No?
692
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,794
Is that really the way you wanna meet him--
693
00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:18,298
have that thug drag him in here so grandpa can give him a hug?
694
00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:22,010
Fine. You bring him. I�ll give you two days.
695
00:38:22,219 --> 00:38:26,515
As you know, I�m on a bit of a clock here.
696
00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:33,438
When Caleb was born,
697
00:38:33,605 --> 00:38:37,526
and the doctors discovered that he was different,
698
00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,736
I didn't even cry.
699
00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:47,369
It was the most painful moment of my life.
700
00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:49,872
I didn't shed a single tear.
701
00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:53,667
I just thought to myself, what�s the point?
702
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:55,794
He is my son,
703
00:38:55,961 --> 00:38:58,088
and I have to raise him
704
00:38:58,297 --> 00:39:00,340
as best I can.
705
00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:02,759
Now that's my job.
706
00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:07,055
In a lot of ways, I feel so blessed.
707
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:08,891
Caleb is challenged,
708
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:12,477
but he has such a sweet nature.
709
00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:16,106
I'm sure you noticed that when you came to visit.
710
00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:18,859
Yes, I did.
711
00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:23,572
I also noticed that you had him chained in the basement.
712
00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:29,203
That's because of Melanie foster.
713
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:36,251
Melanie was a girl that Matthew dated.
714
00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:38,337
She was a debutante.
715
00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:40,923
And like typical teenagers,
716
00:39:41,089 --> 00:39:43,926
their relationship was full of drama.
717
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:48,222
They were always breaking up and getting back together and breaking up.
718
00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:51,558
One night, after one of their big blow-ups,
719
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:57,356
Caleb somehow convinced Melanie to meet him
down at our local lumberyard.
720
00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:01,985
I can only imagine that she thought he was bringing some kind of apology from Matthew
721
00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:04,363
but he wasn't.
722
00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:06,865
Caleb told Melanie
723
00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:09,660
he was in love with her,
724
00:40:09,827 --> 00:40:12,037
and that if he was her boyfriend,
725
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:15,874
he would never break up with her...
726
00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:19,378
and she laughed in his face.
727
00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:24,007
He tried to show her he was serious by kissing her...
728
00:40:24,466 --> 00:40:26,552
and she hit him.
729
00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:33,267
He doesn't remember a lot of what happened after that, but he--
730
00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:38,146
he does know that he got very, very angry, and...
731
00:40:38,272 --> 00:40:43,193
and that there was an ax lying on the ground nearby him.
732
00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,197
Yes,
733
00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:51,660
my Caleb killed Melanie,
734
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,872
but I couldn't let him go to jail...
735
00:40:55,664 --> 00:40:58,792
or worse, be put down,
736
00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:02,462
for what was really my crime.
737
00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:04,339
Your crime?
738
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:10,095
It was my responsibility.
739
00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:13,056
I was supposed to protect him from himself.
740
00:41:13,223 --> 00:41:15,851
I am his mother.
741
00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:19,521
That was my job.
742
00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:36,622
The world is filled with unlikely friendships.
743
00:41:36,788 --> 00:41:38,832
How do they begin?
744
00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:42,377
With one person desperately in need,
745
00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:46,965
and another willing to lend a helping hand.
746
00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:49,092
When such kindness is offered...
747
00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:54,973
We're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off.
748
00:41:57,226 --> 00:41:59,186
And before we know it...
749
00:41:59,478 --> 00:42:01,813
a bond has formed,
750
00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:06,193
regardless of whether others can understand it.
751
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:12,407
Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day.
752
00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,952
No one understands this
753
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,414
more than the lonely.
754
00:42:19,581 --> 00:42:21,792
In fact,
755
00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:26,834
it's what they count on.
756
00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:33,834
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