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{\an8}Onog jutra kada si prvi put
oti�ao na fakultet,
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tvoja baba te je odvela
na pun engleski doru�ak,
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znaju�i da mo�e biti poslednji
pre nego �to njoj bude previ�e lo�e
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da uradite takmi�enje za izazov
sve-�to-mo�e�-pojedi doru�ak.
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Ne mogu da verujem da imam unuka
koji ide na fakultet.
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Ose�am se kao jebena kraljica.
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Da. Vidi, to je Brent fakultet,
U redu? Nije Sent Endrju.
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Ima dece koja studiraju mimiku,
do kurca.
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Pa, mimika je ipak bolja od dole.
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Dobio si svoj poklon pre nego �to ode�.
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Krema za bubulljice.
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JLS D�oni, samo najbolje.
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Korzodil?
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Krvarenje desni odvra�a �ene.
Veruj mi.
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Dobro, ako bude nekakvih
problema, okej,
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obe�aj mi da �e� me nazvati
a ja �u se trkom vratiti.
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Oh. U redu.
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Mnogo je ljudi ovde koji ti mogu
pomo�i. Znam.
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Hajde da to ne kvarimo sada. Okej.
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Da li tvoj tata uop�te ima poruku
da se oprosti?
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Ne.
Kakav drkad�ija.
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Da.
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Hajde da ne kvarimo ovo sada.
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Nan i Dan zauvek.
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Dan i Nan zauvek.
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Hajde, veliki zagrljaj.
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Volim te. Volim te.
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Volim te.
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Volim i ja tebe.
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Sad, ne vuci rugobu!
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U redu?
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Zdravo. Ta-ra!
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Svaki bruco�ki doga�aj je
uvek bio o seksu,
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iz �kolske diskoteke, gde su
svi obu�eni kao droljaste verzije
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dece koja su bili samo
pre �etiri godine,
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na semaforskoj zabavi,
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gde momci sa voljenim devojkama
vra�aju ku�i jo� uvek obu�en u zeleno
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ali Jemi, kao predsednik LGBT dru�tva,
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�eleo je da napravi sve
malo inkluzivnije.
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Mi smo ovde, mi smo kvir
ali nosimo prozirni pamuk.
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Hej, mi �emo postaviti ovu
LGBT+ tezgu
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a onda �emo se jebano napiti! Da!
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Imao sam svoja grad-grad kolica-kolica,
dobro sam raspolo�en
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i spreman sam da nabavim drva.
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Dani, odu�evljena sam �to ima� erekciju
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ali moramo li da �ujemo
to svakih pet minuta?
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Da, jer je to medicinsko �udo.
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Ja i D�eki de�ko smo ovde,
raspolo�eni da jebemo bruco�e.
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Okej... To zvu�i prili�no grabe�ljivo,
ali, da. Da, jesmo.
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Dru�e, neke od ptica na ovom faksu
su starije od mene.
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Ejmi iz likovne umetnosti, 37.
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Dajana sa ilustracije ima 43 godine.
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Da, i obe su u braku. Da.
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A �ta misli� da kreativne,
nesre�no udate �ene rade, zar ne?
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One popune UCAS obrazac
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i probijaju se do brzopotezne
diplome umetnosti.
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Zdravo, mama. Ponekad mi se gadi�.
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Da, gadim se samog sebe.
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Kako god, kasnije �e� biti
Spenserova zabavlja�ica,
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pa poku�aj da ne razmi�lja�� o mojoj
besnoj nadrkanosti cele no�i, okej?
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Bo�e.
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Zna� kako je normalno kada strejt momci
pri�aju o svojim kur�evima, uzbu�ena sam?
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Sa tobom mi je dosadno.
Okej, dobro.
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Ne�u vi�e spominjati moju erekciju
do kraja ve�eri.
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Kucni u drvo!
Daj.
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D�eki de�ko, da li �e� nam pomo�i?
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Stavljam ovaj znak za tvoju grupu.
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Izvini, izgleda da ne mogu da dobijem
dobar 3G signal ovde dole.
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To je striming Striktno dolazi ples.
Oh, do kurca.
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�ta? Prva nedelja Alison Hamond.
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Ona radi �a-�a-�a
�aka Kana.
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Briga me za �a-�a-sranje, dru�e.
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Trebalo bi da povalimo ne�to.
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Ve�eras je otprilike
striktno dolazi... istovar.
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Velik prst u ku�i!
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Pogledaj ko se vratio.
Oh, ne, zapravo, izvini.
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Za�to si tako obu�en?
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To je zabava na semaforu, zar ne?
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Ne, to je samo za prvu godinu,
bojim se.
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Da li me zeza�?
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Mi zapravo imamo veoma stroga pravila
o ovakvim stvarima
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zbog pro�logodi�njeg semafora,
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uhvatila sam par na�ih staratelja
u zelenim odelima od glave do pete
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kako muvaju na�e studene.
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Imali su 23, 24 godine
zaista odvratno jezivo.
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Nije odvratno.
Ti ima� 26 godina, zar ne?
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Da. Okej. Hvala.
To je veoma slatko.
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Okej, momci. Dobro, vra�am se odmah.
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Idem da usko�im u moje...
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jabuka farmerke
�izme sa krznom...
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Da li veruje�?
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Gledaj, da budem iskren, Dani, najbolji
na�in da stvarno povali� ve�eras
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je da se pouzda� u �injenicu da si
stariji gospodin.
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Stariji gospodin?
Ta�no.
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�eli� da se takmi�i�
sa ovim novajlijama?
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Mora� da se predstavi� kao
seksi oldtajmer.
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Iskoristi �ansu.
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Da.
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Okej.
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D�ek, za�to nisi tamo?
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On je FaceTiming Pegi, dok ona
dr�i iPad uz televizor
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sviraju�i Striktno.
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Koji kurac nosi�?
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Zdravo, Dani du�o.
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D�ek, daj mi telefon.
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Vidi... Hej, Pegs.
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Slu�aj, ja i D�ek bi trebalo
da povalimo ve�eras, pa...
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Za�to si obu�en kao Ri�ard Hamond, onda?
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Izvini!
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Da li su Alison i Ri�ard ro�aci?
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Pegi, da li �eli� da tvoj sin
gleda balske plesove
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u subotu uve�e, ili ho�e� da
on ovde �ivi svoj �ivot?
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U stvari, potpuno si u pravu.
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Zna�, reci D�eku da �u sada da
prekinem vezu. U redu, okej.
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�ao. �ao.
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Ne, dr�im ovo dok ne iza�e� tamo
i razgovara� sa nekim gej momcima.
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U redu. Homofobe. Dosado.
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Neki kreten me je upravo nominovao za
izazov sa kantom leda.
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D�uls?
Da.
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Dva puta me je nominovao ove nedelje.
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To je maskarada tra�enja pa�nje
kao dobrotvorni poduhvat.
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To su devojke u belim majicama
natop�ljene ledenom vodom
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za bolest motornih neurona.
Da, hvala.
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Odvratan si.
Znam.
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Dobro, Spenser je ovde, pa ja �u oti�i.
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Okej. Sre�no, dru�e. Idi po njih.
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Oh, ipak je tu�no.
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Tu�no je kako kalup latinoameri�kog
pokreta mo�e uni�titi dom.
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�ta? Strogo prokletstvo.
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To me apsolutno u�asava.
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Ipak, ne izlazi� sa slavnom li�no��u.
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Pegi, ja sam planer zabave.
Stalno sam u blizini poznatih li�nosti.
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Mogla bih...Mogla bih se lako upoznati
sa slavnima.
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A onda bi jednog dana on bi me verovatno
ostavio zbog Ruskinje
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sa neverovatnim dr�anjem.
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Mo�da da se prvo fokusira� na izlaske
sa neslavnim licima.
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Da li si rekla ocu?
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Ne. Ne vidim za�to bih morala.
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Obe znamo da je najbolji na�in
da se u�e u �egrte
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biti samohrana majka
i nezavisni vlasnik posla.
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Uobi�ajena je pristojnost dati nekom
na znanje da te je oplodio.
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U najmanju ruku,
deca su jebeno skupa.
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Treba�e ti pomo�.
Okej, onda. U redu.
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Naru�i�u ne�to od Asosa.
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�ta? Za�to? Ti si mr�ava.
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Otac je dostavlja� slede�eg dana.
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Oh, bo�e.
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Po�elo je sa, zna�, samo
paketi� tu i tamo i...
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Hvala.
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Vidimo se.
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Zna�, malo koketnog zezanja
na vratima i...
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Prestani!
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U�ao je prili�no sna�no.
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I, da, ose�ala sam se
malo usamljena, pa...
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Dobro.
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Pa, nadam se da nije
voza� dostave Hermesa.
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Ne bih i�la tamo.
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Nikada ne bih oti�la tamo.
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Asos.
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Da.
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Pre neki dan sam imao sudar
i dok sam izlazio iz njegove sobe,
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shvatili smo da smo skinuli
ta�no istu ode�a,
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istu majicu, isti donji ve�,
iste �arape. Sve to.
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De�ava se stalno. Da.
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Pogledao sam jedan par pantalona
da vidim da li je moje veli�ine,
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i video sam ogromnu okorelu fleku
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na njima.
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Tako sam znao da su moje.
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Svako ko igra svoje karte pravilno
mora da proveri da li se �alim ili ne.
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Momci, ho�ete li pi�e
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Molim te, ne pri�aj sa mnom.
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Da.
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Hvala, Oskare.
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Hej. Bez brige...
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...D�ek.
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Done�u ti pi�e.
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Svi�aju mi se tvoje min�u�e.
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Hvala. Moj de�ko ih je poklonio. Okej.
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Ja sam iz Argentine.
Oh, vau.
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Ne znam ni�ta o Argentini,
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osim kada je Bekam dobio crveni karton.
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Dejvid Bekam je udario
Dijega Simeonea 1998. godine.
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Ja sam ro�ena 1996.
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Ti...
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Dakle, ovo je, rekla bih, 65 do 75%
moja Taj Beni Bebi kolekcija,
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od kojih �e velika ve�ina mo�i
da se kupi u...
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Dok si se hvatao za uvo sa�vakan,
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uspeo sam da povalim
dobrog momka mojih godina,
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�to zna�i da sam dobio svoj
telefon nazad i ...
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Proveru peruti.
Oh, da.
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Da li si se tu�irao?
To nije na mojoj kontrolnoj listi.
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Znam, ali ako �e� se pariti,
mora� ga uprljati.
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Okej, okej. Hvala, Dani.
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Dakle, �ta �e� da studira�? PR.
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Oh, kul, kul. Da.
Mislim, trebaju nam PR, zar ne?
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Jer ljudi uvek imaju afere
koje treba pokrivati.
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Da, naravno.
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Pa �ta ti predaje�?
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Izvini... u�i�? Da. �ta ti,
kao, �ita� ili...?
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Ne, ja sam...
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PE.
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Mislim, bilo ko sa istorijom
depresije koji je proveo nedelje
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gledaju�i dnevni tv program u krevetu sa
njom kao njen jedini izvor radosti...
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Volim Alison.
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U potpunosti.
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Hvala �to si mi dao vezu na tvoj 3G.
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Romanti�no je, zar ne?
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Povezivanje.
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�ao mi je.
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Stvarno �elim da uradim ovo,
ali moram ovo da gledam.
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Oh da? Da, naravno, naravno.
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Alison je isto kao i stvarno
vi�na, ve�ta novinarka.
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Da li zna� na �ta mislim? Da.
Ja to uvek ka�em.
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Pa ti si student novinarstva, pa...
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Hej, vidi, vrati�u se odmah.
Samo treba da...
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Nisi dobio poruku od oca godinama.
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Gde je on?
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Treba mi veza.
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Jesi li dobro?
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Ne mogu nigde da na�em Oskara.
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Jesi li siguran da si okej?
Da. Da da.
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U stvari, mislim da bih mogao da odem.
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Da.
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Da, idemo.
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Ne, ne, vidi, dru�e, ne �elim da ti
pokvarim, kao, ti samo...
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Sve je dobro. Idemo.
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Uprkos na�im naporima da jebemo
bruco�e, vratili smo se u �upu
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da prona�emo cimere gde je
neko jebao umesto nas.
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10.15 popodne.
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Poslednji je dan u �elmsfordu,
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i hrana na Gavinoj karipskoj ve�eri
�okirala je njegove goste,
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kao i njegov specijalni paket.
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Do�i na ve�eru sa mnom, kanal 4.
Da. U redu.
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Ali koji kanal?
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Oh, s obzirom na vreme emitovanja.
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E4 plus jedan.
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Peh. Vi�e4.
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Oh, kurac!
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Jesi li dobro, dru�e?
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Da. Mislim, devojka koja mi se svi�a
bila je kresana u susednoj sobi,
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odmah nakon �to me je crvkutava
bruco�kinja zamenila za -
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�ekaj za... predava�a.
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Pa, da, imao sam bolje no�i.
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Ti?
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Samo sam iznerviran
�to je Oskar nestao.
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Kona�no sam �ipovao nekog
ko mi se stvarno dopao.
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Cvrkutanje.
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Cvrku�e...cvrkutati.
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Cvrkutanje. Evo ga.
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Ti prljava svinjo!
Ti si prljava jebena svinja!
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Dobro, samo jedi Monster Man�, dru�e.
On prigu�uje zvuk.
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Hajde, uzmi to u usta. Da.
Grickaj, grickaj, grickaj.
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Oh, Oskare! Ti prljavi de�ko!
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Oh, molim te reci da to sanjam.
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Da li ti se to svi�a? Da li ti se svi�a?
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Izvini, dru�e.
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Ti nevaljali de�ko, Oskare!
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U redu?
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Da.
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Spenser je upravo oti�ao.
Oh! �ekaj, da li je Spenser bio ovde?
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Oh, nisam to shvatio.
Umukni, Dani.
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Ovi zidovi su tanki.
Da, znam, Korin.
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Na�alost, D�ek je do�ao sa de�kom
zvanim Oskar sino�.
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Za�to je to tu�no?
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Zato �to se on vratio i jebao D�emija.
Izvini, D�ek. Oh, Bo�e.
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Dobro jutro.
Dobro jutro.
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Dobro jutro.
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Dobro jutro, D�ek.
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Korin, du�o, mislim da mi treba
da razgovoramo o buci.
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Zar ne?
Dosta.
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�ta je sa njom?
Jebao si Oskara.
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To je onaj koji se svi�a D�eku.
�ta?
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Da, svi smo te �uli.
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Sranje.
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�ao mi je.
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Dobro, moram da odspavam.
Sranje.
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Oh, on je prili�no seksi, �an.
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Da li je on?
Da.
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Radili smo to oko �etiri minuta
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pre nego �to je morao
da dostavi drugu po�iljku.
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Oh, jadni de�ko. Jadan momak?
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Vi�e kao jadna ja.
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Bo�e, on nije najsjajnija iskra...
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...uop�te.
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Ne znam kako �e on to primiti.
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To je neverovatno.
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Da. Mo�e� kao upoznaj bebu i to
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ali ja totalno nameravam da budem
samohrana majka preduzetnica, pa...
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Pa, mogu pomo�i vi�e no �to ho�e�
ili manje no �to ho�e�.
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Ne, ne�e mi trebati pomo�, hvala.
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Pa, dozvoli mi da ti dam svoj broj.
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Dobro, pa, nemoj ga napisati
na mom paketu.
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I da�u ti svoj fiksni telefon.
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Ne treba to da radi�. Za svaki slu�aj.
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Eto ga.
Radujem se unapred vestima od tebe.
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U stvari, meni on ne treba.
Samo �u ga uzeti.
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Uradila sam to samo da te dovedem ovde.
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Pa ako bi mogao to da mi vrati�,
bilo bi super.
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Okej. Okej. Hvala. Zdravo.
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�anon Papadopulo, sram te bilo.
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Pegi...
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Ne, bio je prili�no zao prema meni
Tamo napolju.
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Hej!
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Da li je Alison pro�la na Striktno sino�?
305
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,640
Da li si zabrinut zbog
radikalizovanja u d�ihadu?
306
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�ta ako jesam?
307
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,920
D�ihadisti nisu previ�e odu�evljeni
shvatanjima homosa, dru�e.
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To tamo pi�e. U svakom slu�aju,
Da li �eli� kafu?
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Hteo sam da uzmem jednu.
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�ta se desilo pro�le no�i?
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Da, ne znam. �ao mi je.
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Oti�ao si bez najave.
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Ose�ao sam se previ�e pijan,
pa sam krenuo ku�i.
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Oh, da li si?
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Da.
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00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,040
Nisi oti�ao u veliku plavu �upu da bi
te zvali jebena svinjska kurva?
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Jebi ga. Da, da li ti je Jemi
rekao �ta smo uradili?
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Nije morao. Svi smo to �uli.
Oh, jebi ga.
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Jednostavno volim njegov �ou.
�ta?
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Da. Njegov �ou je ludo seksi.
321
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Kakav �ou?
Priznajem, obo�avam Jemija ve� neko vreme.
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O �emu govori�?
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Jemijeva veb stranica...
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...kamera �ou?
Da.
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Oskar je rekao da je Jemi
bio vebkam performer
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i znao me je sa
Iemijevog Instagrama,
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�to ima smisla, jer on znao
da sam student novinarstva.
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�ekaj, �ekaj, �ekaj, �ekaj.
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Pa...
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Jemijevo drkanje Oskaru na vebkamu
je ono �to smo svi �uli?
331
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To ima toliko smisla
jer sam stalno slu�ala...
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Oh, dragi, moja veb kamera je pala.
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Vidi, pa, dobro za njega, u redu?
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Mo�emo popri�ati, re�i mu
smiriti ga.
335
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Kako Jemi zara�uje svoj novac
nas se ne ti�e.
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�elim da gledam.
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Dobar korisni�ki interfejs.
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Zdravo.
Zdravo, samo radim doma�i.
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Hteo sam da se izvinim, D�ek,
�to sam spavao sa Oskarom.
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�ao mi je.
341
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,840
Dobio sam ti poklon za izvinjenje
Bio bih vi�e nego sre�an
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da ti pomognem u poku�aju.
343
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Oh, da li je to rog klovna?
Trube, trube.
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To je silikonski analni tu�.
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Oh, ne, hvala.
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00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,800
Pa napuni� ga toplom vodom,
ra�iri� guzove, �u�ne�
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a zatim pljusne�!
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Isteruje� sve demone, paganske duhove
i govnjive �estice.
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Novi posao za bruco�e.
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Hvala ti... Jemi!
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Kada zavr�im sa sitnicama
u mojoj sobi, iza�i �u
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ovde i dati ti uputstvo.
353
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,821
Mogao bi to da iskoristi� za
pranje sudova, dru�e, zar ne?
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To mo�e zna�iti da ih zaista pere�.
355
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Ljudi, za�to on la�e
da je jebao Oskara?
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Da, pa, mo�da zato �to ga je
sramota zbog svog posla,
357
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�to je razlog vi�e za�to ne treba
da gledamo njegov �ou.
358
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Uklju�en je, �ujem ponija.
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Ovo je tako pogre�no.
360
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Nemoj da kvari� u�ivanje.
361
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Ti si bukvalno taj koji �ita
�asopis pun sisa.
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�itam �lanak
o obnovljivoj energiji.
363
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Okej, u svakom slu�aju,
platio sam ove sise.
364
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,280
Da, pa, upravo sam platio
5,99 za registraciju, pa...
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Ne, nisi, kliknuo si na besplatno
probno dugme. Umukni, D�ek.
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00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,560
Pa koji od vas prljavih gadova
�eli da do�e
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i poli�e ovu cipelu?
368
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,680
To su moje Dok Martinke.
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U redu, momci.
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Dani, do�i ovamo, dru�e.
�ta?
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00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,520
Ko dobija pi�e ve�eras?
372
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,680
Oh, to je moja Hard-fi majica.
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�ta se de�ava ovde?
374
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:03,160
Oh, ima vas 69 prljavih gadova
koji me trenutno posmatrate.
375
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,320
Hvala vam.
376
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,880
Posebni uzvici idu Kolinu, Olusoli.
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Brajan blagosloveni - opet?
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I...
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00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:18,120
Jo, Jo, jo, jo, slu�ajte, ja �u
uradi brzu promenu kostima.
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00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,920
Ostanite ovde, u�ivajte u ovoj
kratkoj pauzi.
381
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,480
Pa, �ta �e sad da radi?
382
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,000
Da li se presvla�i, rekao je?
383
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,080
Zauzeti ste?
384
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,280
Dobro, pomislio bih da ste pametniji.
385
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,120
Va�e korisni�ko ime na �etu
je va�a fakuletetska adresa e-po�te.
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Sranje.
387
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,520
Dobro, svi �ete dobiti
po jedno pitanje.
388
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,880
Govorite samo ako dr�ite tu�.
389
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,280
Za�to to radi�, du�o?
390
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,440
Ja sam student mode koji pravi
25 do 30 odevnih predmeta u semesetru.
391
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,760
Ne mogu priu�titi pristojne tkanine
bez ovog novca.
392
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I koliko dugo ima� svoj...?
Imala si svoje pitanje.
393
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Dodaj tu�.
394
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,760
Okej, koje stvari radi�?
395
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,520
Ponekad drkam, ponekad samo poka�em telo.
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00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,440
Ponekad samo sedim tamo pri�aju�ii
o RuPolovoj Dreg trci.
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00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,720
Zavisi od tog �ta gledaoci �ele.
398
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,880
Ali mogu li samo da ka�em,
rekao sam im nekoliko puta
399
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,600
da ne gledaju, ali koliko novaca zara�uje�?
400
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,240
U zavisnosti kakav �ou radim...
401
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,560
otprilike 300 za no�.
402
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,640
�ta? 300 funti za no�.
403
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,920
Do�avola, sada mo�e da mi se digne,
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proba�u ne�to za novac.
Umukni, Dani.
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Okej, dosta, stvarno �ete morati
svi da mi pomognete
406
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,000
da sa�uvam moj posao poverljivim.
407
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,680
Da, i mogu li samo da ka�em
Stvarno mi je �ao?
408
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,960
Okej mogli smo...
Mogli smo svi te �ujemo.
409
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,360
Da, i meni je �ao.
410
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,960
Bio sam samo malo ljubomoran i...
411
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:45,240
Vidi, da li mo�emo ne�to da uradimo
da se iskupimo?
412
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,440
Uprkos poni�enju da sam
Jemijev seksualni rob
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gimp dildo pomo�nik,
bilo je ljubazno da ose�am
414
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,720
malo vi�e samopouzdanja,
znaju�i da je tu negde bio i Oskar...
415
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,440
da...
416
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,160
A ti si se ose�ao uveren da si
na dovoljno dobrom mestu
417
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,760
da po�alje� poruku svom tati.
418
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,240
Oh, jebi ga, to je briljantno.
419
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,480
Oh, hvala.
420
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�teta �to jo� nismo upoznali Spensera.
421
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,720
Trenutno je stvarno zauzet.
422
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,160
On je zauzet?
Jeste.
423
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,520
On je pesnik, zar ne?
424
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,560
Da, Dani, on je pesnik.
425
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I veoma dobar, zapravo.
426
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,080
Vrlo dobar.
427
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,480
U stvari, mogu li da napravim
na brzinu va�u fotku?
428
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,520
Za�to?
To je za moju nanu, znam da je �udno.
429
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,760
Ona je rekla... Rekao sam da �u joj
poslati fotku svih mojih drugova i...
430
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,520
�ta, sama?
Da, da, da.
431
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,440
Samo da uzmem to...
Okej, da li ste spremni?
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00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,960
Samo reci izazov kantom leda!
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00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,840
Ovo je jebeni ka�mir, Jemi.
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00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,960
Koji vam je kurac?
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00:21:59,617 --> 00:22:01,617
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