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I should kick
your fucking ass.
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Previously
on "Bruh"...
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-That hurt!
- Whoa!
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- Oh shoot!
- God! Oh!
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- I'm into her.
- Even though there may
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be something in between you two,
if you know what I'm saying...
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Grow up, man!
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You gonna
take this damn pill.
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- I can't do that.
- Lift up your tongue, bitch.
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- Security!
- You're gonna make love to me?
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- If that's what you want.
-Yeah, that's
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- what I want.
- He said he can make you
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orgasm just by looking
in his eyes.
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Which one?
He look like
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he fuckin' cross-eyed.
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Why don't you go
take a cold shower?
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- Jesus.
- Damn.
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My mom know better.
Damn shame.
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Yeah, man.
I need talk to y'all.
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I need the bruhs.
This shit is crazy.
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What's crazy?
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How did you
get in here?
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I'm sorry, did I scare you?
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Yes, you scared me!
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Yeah, I've been
known for that.
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I have to learn how
to make some noise
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- when I move around.
- Yeah. Knock, sing, something!
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What's up?
What you doing here?
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Your mama let me in.
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This is some bullshit.
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No, she said
as soon as Mr. Blinkers
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came over that you would
come here, so she told me
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to wait here for you.
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With a damn knife?
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Oh! No, I got hungry.
I was making a sandwich.
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- You was makin' a sandwich?
- Yeah, she said
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I could eat here.
All I have to do is pay her.
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Okay, can you
put the knife down, please?
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Put the knife...
Just put the knife down, Littia.
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Can you put
the knife down, please?
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- Okay.
- Put it down.
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Okay, move your hand.
Move your...
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- Put the knife down...
- You said move my hand!
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Put the knife down first!
Okay?
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Thank you. Move!
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What's wrong with you?
Why are you just sitting here
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with a knife and no sandwich?
Ain't nothing around you!
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It's over there.
I was waiting for you, baby.
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- You wanna sit down, baby?
- No.
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I don't know why my life
is like this.
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-Like what?
- Like this!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Stand there, stand there.
No, we good.
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- Baby, come on...
- Listen...
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...did I do something wrong?
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I don't really know how
to tell you this.
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Just--just say it, John.
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You know what?
You're right.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, you're right. Listen.
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Look, I know
you don't like me.
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- Do you really know that?
- Yeah.
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Okay, that's a good start.
I didn't think you knew that.
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Whew! Okay...
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And I know that you don't want
to have a baby with me.
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No, I don't wanna
have a baby with you.
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- Okay, cool.
- Cool?
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Yeah.
But you didn't have
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to be so mean about it.
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What do you mean, mean?
Like, how was I mean?
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You said you don't like me.
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And that is rude as shit.
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Littia, I tried
to give you it
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in different ways and you wasn't
gettin' it any other way.
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Okay.
Okay.
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I'm sorry.
Okay? I'm sorry.
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I just don't get how you can
just sleep with me
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and then just dump me.
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I don't know if you forgot,
you came on to me.
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Okay, I know that!
But you took it.
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- You gave it to me.
- Okay, okay.
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- You literally gave it to me.
- Hmm, okay, yeah.
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I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for taking it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I see what kind
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- of man you are.
- What are you talking about?
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I'm not no... What you mean,
type of man I am?
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You know what, John?
You're just like my fuckin' ex.
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What the...
Littia, I'm not him.
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- I don't... Calm down.
- Yeah, yeah, you are.
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Don't tell me
to fuckin' calm down 'cause you
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- ain't seen me upset yet.
- I ain't trying
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to get you upset.
I'm just trying to talk to you!
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Ooh, it's too
fucking late for that.
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Okay. No sudden movements.
I ain't moving.
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Where you going?
What?
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You ain't seen
sorry yet, buddy.
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Wait! What you...
You don't wanna talk?
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- You just wait.
- We can talk.
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No, I don't wanna fucking
talk to you no more.
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The windows
is fucking shaking.
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Man, she gonna kill my ass.
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I'm gonna fucking die!
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I didn't even get.
She gonna fuckin kill me.
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♪ Navigating
through this dating life ♪
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♪ Tryin' to find me a shorty
and make her mine ♪
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♪ Now I'll find one
in no time ♪
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♪ With the help
from my homies ♪
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♪ I'm going up
with my bruhs ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
going up and going up ♪
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♪ Me and my bruhs
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♪ Going up, going up
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♪ Going up
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♪ Going up, we're going up
with the bruhs ♪
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♪ Ooh, whoa
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♪ Going up and going up
with the bruhs ♪♪
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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How are you?
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I'm, uh, I'm good.
I'm sorry about last night.
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Well, that's all right.
Hmm.
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Now I know why my daughter's
all over you.
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- Excuse me?
- Hmm?
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Uh, nothing.
Um, I'm gonna go ahead
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and head to work.
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Don't you work from home?
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Uh, I'm gonna
go ahead and work
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from a site we're designing.
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Oh, okay.
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You want some breakfast?
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No, I'm all right.
I'll get some on the way.
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- Thank you.
- Where's your wife?
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She's in there asleep.
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Well, did you
tell her you were leaving?
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No, I'll call her
from the site.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Wife needs to say goodbye
to her husband.
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No, it's all right.
I'll call her.
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No, it's not.
Gina! Get up!
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Gina!
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-Huh?
- Your husband is leaving.
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Uh, okay.
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And you not up
making breakfast?
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I didn't even
know he was leaving, Mom.
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He said he's going to work.
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- But you work from home.
- That's what I said.
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I...I know. I do.
But...
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So, what's going on?
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I'm gonna work from a site
we're designing today.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Well, have a good day.
- All right, you too.
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Well, ain't you gonna
kiss her goodbye?
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Uh, nah...
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What?
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It's kinda a
morning breath thing.
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You know, she ain't really
hit that toothbrush yet.
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Boy!
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Look, love is love.
Go on and kiss her.
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Ah, I'm gonna pass
on that one.
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Well, I ain't never seen
no shit like this before
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in my life.
Kiss her!
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Yes, ma'am.
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- Aw, ain't that sweet?
- No, it's actually bitter.
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Boy, go to work!
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Yeah, all right.
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Y'all ain't gonna
say I love you?
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- I love you, baby.
- I love you, too.
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- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
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All right,
you have a good day.
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- You, too.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
-Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Hmm.
What the hell is wrong with him?
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- Ma, it's a lot.
- What do you mean?
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You know, you kinda
saw him naked.
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Yeah.
I see why you want him.
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- Ma, please don't do that.
- Mm, I mean, he is hung.
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Okay, that is not something
I wanna discuss with you.
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He had it in both hands,
it was popping out
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- on the side...
- All right,
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that's quite enough.
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Girl, come on.
Shit, we talk about everything.
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Yeah, but...
That is not the reason
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why he's a good man, okay?
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Yeah.
And he ain't ready to be one.
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- What you mean?
- No. He's not. I can see it.
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He is ready to run.
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Yeah, I know.
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And what the hell
you doing about it?
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I mean, I'm just waiting
for him to tell me, really.
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Why?
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I mean, as soon as he tells me
then I can move on.
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That's how you really feel?
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Yeah.
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Baby, sometimes you can wait
on the other person
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to say, let's break up.
And before you know it,
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10 years have passed.
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You better get on it.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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You want something to eat?
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- No, I'm gonna go back to bed.
- What?
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Girl,
get up and clean this house.
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Why?
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Lord, I got to tell you how
to be a good wife?
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- No wonder that man wants out.
- Mama!
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- I'm just saying.
- I'm going back to sleep.
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Trifling.
Taught you better than that.
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-Ma!
- I don't know
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who child you are.
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Get up, girl!
I ain't playing with you!
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Hey!
Good morning.
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Good morning.
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You uh, you wanna carpool?
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Uh, yeah.
What time you going in?
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- 11.
- Oh, no,
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- I gotta be there at nine.
- Ah, right on.
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Hey, man.
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Uh, how was
that date last night?
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It was, uh, it was cool.
It was cool.
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- It was cool.
- It was cool.
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What does that mean?
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I mean, uh, it was cool,
like, I like her.
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We had a good time.
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Okay, that's good, man.
Good for you.
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- You think so?
- Yeah, of course.
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Well, John doesn't think so.
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Who cares what John thinks,
all right?
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I mean, well, John's
like the rest of the world, man.
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We're the odd ones out here.
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Yeah, well, you gotta
do what works for you.
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Okay, man, if I'm being
100% honest with you, like,
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I'm a little confused.
All right?
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Okay, confused about what?
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- Like, what if I can't do it?
- What do you mean?
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I mean, like if we get into it
and I can't get my mind
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off the fact that's she's trans.
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Okay, well,
why are you rushing into it?
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I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not rushing.
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I just, I feel
the moment coming, you know?
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Okay. So are you attracted
to her, like, sexually?
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Yeah. Yeah.
When it's just me and her,
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I'm there with her.
Like, I want it, you know?
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Okay.
And then?
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But then I just can't
get my mind off of it.
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- Okay.
- Like, I just can't stop
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thinking about who
she was before or, like,
245
00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,793
what she used to be.
246
00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:19,206
- Hmm.
- You know?
247
00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:22,620
I got it. So have you talked
to her about that?
248
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,931
Yeah, man.
Okay, like, I like her, man.
249
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:28,517
I do. She's cool.
I really like her.
250
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:31,206
But I don't know
if I can do it.
251
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:34,000
Like, I don't know if I
want this to go any further
252
00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:36,068
than where we are right now.
253
00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:39,448
Look, I don't know a lot.
But what I do know,
254
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:42,241
honesty's always best.
255
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:44,689
- Yeah, man, I hear you, man.
-Yeah, I know you do.
256
00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:48,034
I'll get it.
257
00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:54,206
- Yo, what's up?
-Hey.
258
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,103
How you doing?
259
00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:57,517
What are you
doing here this early?
260
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,724
Right.
261
00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:01,344
Can I work from here?
262
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,241
What?
What do you mean?
263
00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:05,862
Look, I got a deadline
and I just need some space.
264
00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,724
Uh, well, yeah, bro.
Of course.
265
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,655
Whoa, what's wrong
with your place?
266
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,551
Yeah, that's a good question.
267
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,379
Regina's mom is there, yo.
268
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,103
Oh, well, that's nice.
269
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:17,310
Look, I know your mom
is sick and you guys got
270
00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,137
this nice close relationship,
but that's not
271
00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:20,827
- everybody's mom situation...
- Okay, Bill, yeah, yeah,
272
00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:22,689
that's not fair.
Don't do that.
273
00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:24,310
All right, look.
All I'm saying is
274
00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:26,827
- this lady ain't nice.
- I mean, that's her mom, man.
275
00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:29,413
Like, get used to it, you know?
Enjoy her.
276
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:30,896
Enjoy her?
Okay.
277
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,827
Yeah, see, y'all niggas trying
to play me.
278
00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:35,000
Y'all some mama boys,
so y'all...no, hm-mm.
279
00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:37,103
No, no, no.
He's just saying enjoy the time
280
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:39,551
- that you have with her.
- That's all I'm saying.
281
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,206
How long she gonna
be there anyways?
282
00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:45,586
- Forever.
- Bruh, you exaggerate.
283
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:48,655
No. No. She just moved in,
y'all.
284
00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:50,724
- Wait. What?
- Yes.
285
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,379
She brought her
country-ass bags and everything.
286
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:54,482
You should have seen.
They're heavy as hell.
287
00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:56,068
- And she didn't tell you?
- No.
288
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:58,344
So you're saying Regina
didn't mention anything at all?
289
00:12:58,448 --> 00:12:59,758
- Hell no.
- Okay, well,
290
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,034
- that's a little messed up.
- That's kinda messed up.
291
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,068
No, my hairline's messed up.
That shit is betrayal.
292
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:06,896
I mean, your hairline
betrayed you, too, but...
293
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,068
I don't know what you
want us to do, man.
294
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,206
Like, get used to it.
I mean, have fun.
295
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,034
Okay.
So can I work here or what?
296
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:15,000
Yeah, man, you got it.
You know that.
297
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,758
All right. Appreciate it.
Cool.
298
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,482
All right, well,
I'm about to head out.
299
00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:21,344
- Okay.
-Yeah.
300
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,655
I gotta hit the gym, too,
but I'm gonna, uh,
301
00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:26,034
- this place will be all yours.
- All right. I appreciate that.
302
00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:27,896
Matter of fact, here,
you can work right over here.
303
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,689
- Okay, cool.
- I'll see y'all later.
304
00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,000
- All right, man.
- Take it easy.
305
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,413
- All right, bro.
- All right, then.
306
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:34,482
Yeah, let me just
clear this off for you.
307
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:35,827
I appreciate you, dawg.
308
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,793
Of course, man.
Um, yeah, you can just work...
309
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,068
This is big enough, right?
310
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:42,310
Yeah, yeah.
No, this works perfect.
311
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:43,689
Good.
312
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:46,689
Look, man.
What the hell am I gonna do?
313
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,758
- About what?
- About her?
314
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,137
Well, look, man. I think...
315
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,241
Look, I'm gonna
get it annulled, yeah.
316
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:54,965
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
317
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,482
Yep, it's the only option.
318
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,862
Okay, hold up.
Stop.
319
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,172
I'm gonna tell you
what I just told Greg
320
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:05,172
about five minutes ago.
First thing you need to do
321
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,379
is be honest.
That's the answer.
322
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:10,620
There you go with that.
And why'd you tell him
323
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,172
to be honest?
324
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,379
He's dating somebody,
he's got a situation going on.
325
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,482
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that, uh, trans woman.
326
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:17,862
Oh, you know about that?
327
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,241
Yeah, John came through
the other night
328
00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:20,758
and we was talking about her.
329
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,689
Ah, yeah.
Makes sense.
330
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:25,000
-Have you seen her?
- Yeah, yeah. She looks good.
331
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:26,793
I mean, she's nice.
332
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,758
Okay. Well, I mean, shit.
333
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,448
This is Atlanta.
He need to get out,
334
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:33,241
spread his wings, you know?
Try a little bit of everything.
335
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,551
You know? Too young to be
settling down again.
336
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:38,689
Yeah, like you
wanna do, right?
337
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,137
Why the hell
did I get married?
338
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:42,724
Huh?
I shouldn't be doing this, man.
339
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:46,586
Yeah, um,
we kinda knew that, right?
340
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,862
Yeah, I know.
I just wanted to make her happy
341
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,586
after messing up the wedding
and everything.
342
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,344
I had to do something.
343
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:55,586
Like giving up
your own happiness.
344
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,724
There you go with that
fortune cookie wisdom shit.
345
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,482
I'm just saying, man.
Hey, but listen.
346
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:03,448
Talk to that woman.
She gonna understand.
347
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:06,310
- No, she ain't. Not again.
-Well you can
348
00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:08,344
give it a shot, either way.
I gotta go.
349
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:09,965
All right. All right.
Appreciate you letting me
350
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,379
use your crib.
351
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:12,862
Yeah, man.
Make yourself at home.
352
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,379
You got it.
All right, bro.
353
00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:28,172
Hey.
354
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,724
That dude gone from the house?
355
00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:31,931
Yes.
He was amazing.
356
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,000
Ma, I don't need
to hear about that.
357
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:36,000
I'm not your friend.
I'm your son.
358
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,068
Don't talk about
your excursions with me.
359
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:41,000
What's wrong with you?
360
00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:42,758
Littia gonna kill me.
361
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:46,758
Oh, please remind me
to send her a thank you card.
362
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,068
Ma, I'm serious.
Okay?
363
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:52,689
Like, my life is about
to be gone and you playing.
364
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,827
Okay, okay, so what happened?
365
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,620
You left her here last night.
366
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,206
I know.
You like that?
367
00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,344
No, I don't like it, Ma.
I was telling her
368
00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,310
I wasn't interested in her
and she tried...
369
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,000
Tried to kill you.
370
00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:06,034
Why you saying it
and smiling at the same time
371
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,172
- like it's a good thing?
- Okay, I'm sorry.
372
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:09,827
Ma, I know you not.
373
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,724
Aw, hell, boy.
I see it didn't work.
374
00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:14,137
Your ass still here.
375
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,068
Not for long.
376
00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:19,724
Shit, there go
my chance of happiness.
377
00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:21,275
Ma, what are you
talking about?
378
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:25,172
I have a
$25,000 insurance policy on you.
379
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,000
That's all I'm worth to you?
380
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:28,551
- No, you're worth 300.
- Okay.
381
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,482
But I'm gonna spend that
on the funeral.
382
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:35,344
The rest, liposuction
and a titty lift.
383
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:38,517
And oh yeah,
Vegas, here I come.
384
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:42,034
Something wrong with you.
That's low.
385
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:44,137
My life about to be gone
and you sitting here talking
386
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,000
about what you gonna do
after I'm gone.
387
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,379
I'm sorry, Son.
388
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,896
That's always been
my retirement plan.
389
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,206
You know what?
Never mind...
390
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,724
You have a customer.
391
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:54,896
Ma, you got a customer.
I'm about to call the police.
392
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,344
For what?
393
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,172
I'm gonna get
a restraining order on her.
394
00:16:58,275 --> 00:16:59,758
She ain't done shit yet.
395
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,551
Not yet, but she will.
396
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,793
Oh, you really think she
gonna do something to you?
397
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:06,103
Ma, yes, I think so.
398
00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:09,758
Well damn, man up.
Hit the bitch.
399
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,413
Is something wrong with you?
Did you--Ma, you're the worst.
400
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,586
You gonna tell me
to hit a woman.
401
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:18,344
Ah, I just keep shit real.
That's all.
402
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:21,310
Okay, that's what you call it?
Keeping it real?
403
00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,448
Yeah. 'Cause that's
exactly what it is.
404
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,000
I'm 'bout to call the police.
405
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:26,689
Boy, you go on
and call the police.
406
00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:28,172
I am.
407
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,482
Yeah, see, we didn't
let the police in our shit
408
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:33,965
back in the day.
We handled our own shit.
409
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:36,034
Yeah, okay, Ma.
You always tell me
410
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,103
what y'all did back
in the biblical day, right?
411
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:39,551
Okay, what the hell that mean?
412
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:41,206
Nothing, Ma.
It don't mean nothing.
413
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,000
Mm-hmm.
So you gonna call the police?
414
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,448
Yes, I am gonna
call the police.
415
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:45,965
Yeah.
You better get two
416
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,275
restraining orders then.
417
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:48,896
Why would I get
two restraining orders?
418
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,586
'Cause if your ass
call me old again,
419
00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:53,172
she ain't gonna be the only one
trying to kill your ass.
420
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:55,275
Okay, Ma. Whatever.
I'm not about to do this.
421
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,551
- Well, you the one with the...
- I'm with the what?
422
00:17:57,655 --> 00:18:00,241
- Attitude, motherfucker.
- I'm 'bout to die!
423
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:01,862
That's why I got an attitude.
What you mean?
424
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:05,827
If your life was threatened,
you would have an attitude, too.
425
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:10,103
Help the goddamn customer!
Sorry, y'all.
426
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:11,689
Ma, I'm calling
the police!
427
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,655
- You help the customer!
- It's a family thing.
428
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,137
♪ Cut me
different ♪
429
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:16,965
♪ I never thought we
were all that time ♪
430
00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,620
♪ Ain't it funny
how quick it changes ♪
431
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,275
How did it go?
432
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,620
Girl, don't ask.
433
00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:24,586
What happened?
434
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:28,758
Well, my mother
saw him naked.
435
00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,793
- Girl, no.
- Yes.
436
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:33,068
She came outta her room
and he was right there.
437
00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:35,896
- Bam. Just...
- Oh, no.
438
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,793
- ...hard as a rock.
- Ugh.
439
00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:39,517
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
440
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,793
Yeah, well, we couldn't
have sex because she was
441
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:44,724
in the other room,
so he was just begging,
442
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,310
and begging...
443
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,586
- I love it.
- I don't. What?
444
00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:52,034
Okay, well, what are you
gonna do?
445
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:54,413
I don't know.
446
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:58,827
But I know he doesn't
want to be with me.
447
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,413
Are you sure?
448
00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:04,344
Not married.
Okay, let me rephrase it.
449
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,551
He wants to have his cake
and eat it, too.
450
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:09,206
-Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm. There's that.
451
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,689
I know that.
452
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:13,793
They're literally
all the same, Regina.
453
00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:17,241
How is Mike?
454
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,862
Stubborn as hell.
455
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,482
Girl...
456
00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:22,793
I just wanna
see him through this.
457
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,034
Aw. You love him.
458
00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:26,448
I do.
459
00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:28,344
But I don't wanna
do the crazy shit.
460
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:30,689
Well, I don't, either.
So I know you don't.
461
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:33,758
Yeah, so as long as he
continues outpatient treatment,
462
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,827
I'll be there for him.
But if he doesn't...
463
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:43,551
Well, I think that's smart.
Yeah.
464
00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:45,241
Okay, girl. Come on.
Let's order.
465
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:46,965
I'm tired of talking
about these men.
466
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,862
Okay, you right, you right.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
467
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:52,551
Okay, but wait, one more thing.
468
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:55,586
I know that Bill
is up to something.
469
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:59,344
- How do you know?
- Girl, I know him. I can tell.
470
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,551
Okay, well,
this should be good.
471
00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:03,482
For who?
Not him, 'cause he
472
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:06,103
got the wrong one.
I'm telling you right now.
473
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,482
All right, let's just order.
474
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,344
Okay, okay, okay.
You're right, you're right.
475
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,724
What you getting?
476
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:23,724
- Y'all back so soon?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
477
00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:27,551
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
478
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:28,862
Can I help you?
479
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:32,379
Yeah, I'm Claudia.
Is this Tom Brooks' apartment?
480
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,620
Yeah, it is.
But he's not here at the moment.
481
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:37,827
Oh, okay. Well, I'm actually
here to clean it.
482
00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:40,413
Oh, okay.
483
00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:44,827
Yeah, don't mind me.
I'll just get started.
484
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:48,827
Great, yeah.
Do your thing.
485
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,965
Wow.
Shit.
486
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:53,413
What?
487
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:56,827
Um, I'm sorry,
but you are beautiful.
488
00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,655
Thank you.
489
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,344
I didn't know housekeepers
could look like you.
490
00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:03,827
That's offensive.
491
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,275
Um, I'm sorry.
492
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:08,620
I actually own
the cleaning company.
493
00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:11,310
We do offices and apartments.
And I'm short-handed today,
494
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:15,896
so here I am on the job.
495
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,482
I love that.
496
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,068
What's that?
497
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:22,862
I mean, you own the company,
but you're not afraid
498
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,172
to get your hands dirty.
499
00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:27,482
No.
No, I'm not.
500
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,586
That's a great quality
to have.
501
00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:36,034
Well, if you don't mind,
I won't be in your way.
502
00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:39,000
Okay, no you won't.
not at all.
503
00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:40,758
I'll start in the bedroom.
504
00:21:40,862 --> 00:21:44,482
Okay, don't let me
distract you.
505
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,793
Uh, do you need
help with anything?
506
00:21:48,896 --> 00:21:50,241
Oh, no. I got it.
507
00:21:50,344 --> 00:21:51,758
Okay.
508
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:57,137
Well, if you do ever
need your place cleaned,
509
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:59,068
we are the best.
510
00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:02,655
- Oh yeah?
-Yeah. Here.
511
00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:04,310
There you go.
512
00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:06,068
Thank you.
513
00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:09,689
Sure.
Excuse me.
514
00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:11,379
Do your thing.
515
00:22:24,655 --> 00:22:27,482
Ooh.
Focus, focus, focus, Bill.
516
00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:36,344
- Did your ass call the police?
- Yes, Ma. Okay?
517
00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:38,413
They told me I need
to come down there.
518
00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:40,482
Well, go on and do it
with your bitch ass.
519
00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:43,379
- Yeah, okay, Ma. Whatever.
- I mean, I mean it.
520
00:22:43,482 --> 00:22:45,241
What the fuck?
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