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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:51,191 --> 00:01:53,440 This is the cosmos as we know it. 2 00:01:54,191 --> 00:01:55,690 Your planet, the Earth, 3 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,440 third from your sun. 4 00:01:58,691 --> 00:01:59,783 And past Earth, 5 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:01,807 Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, 6 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:04,257 Neptune, Uranus and Pluto. 7 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:08,957 And beyond that, far, far off... 8 00:02:10,124 --> 00:02:11,124 No, no, further. 9 00:02:11,148 --> 00:02:12,756 Farther. 10 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,823 W... wait, woo... w... there! 11 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:17,490 At the very edge of the galaxy 12 00:02:17,491 --> 00:02:19,490 is our world, 13 00:02:19,491 --> 00:02:21,856 the tiny planet known 14 00:02:21,857 --> 00:02:23,889 as Spengo. 15 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:26,423 For many decades, I was the king of this planet. 16 00:02:26,424 --> 00:02:29,723 Our people were happy and their lives were good. 17 00:02:29,724 --> 00:02:30,865 But also, 18 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,865 alas, we were a planet of idiots. 19 00:02:33,957 --> 00:02:37,490 Then, one day, the most evil, bloodthirsty, 20 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,023 fearsome villain our planet had ever seen 21 00:02:40,024 --> 00:02:42,023 seized power, imprisoned me 22 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:45,223 and renamed the planet after himself. 23 00:02:45,224 --> 00:02:46,365 His name? 24 00:02:46,698 --> 00:02:48,448 Tod Spengo. 25 00:02:51,591 --> 00:02:53,490 All right, help me up! 26 00:02:53,491 --> 00:02:55,989 Hurry up! All right, let go! 27 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:59,190 Well, all right, so he's not exactly fearsome, 28 00:02:59,191 --> 00:03:01,156 but he certainly caught us by surprise. 29 00:03:01,157 --> 00:03:03,123 General Afir! How much longer? 30 00:03:03,124 --> 00:03:05,123 The death ray is ready, great one. 31 00:03:06,348 --> 00:03:07,552 Excellent! 32 00:03:07,802 --> 00:03:10,403 Did I mention we were a planet of idiots? 33 00:03:12,156 --> 00:03:14,407 Open the dome! 34 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,330 Spengo had put all of our resources 35 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:22,079 into the creation of one weapon... 36 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,547 the mighty death ray laser. 37 00:03:25,548 --> 00:03:27,046 Its purpose, 38 00:03:27,047 --> 00:03:29,614 the destruction of Earth. 39 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,913 Earth, you think you're so big, 40 00:03:39,914 --> 00:03:41,780 so important. 41 00:03:41,781 --> 00:03:44,580 Well, soon you'll be nothing more than space dust, 42 00:03:44,581 --> 00:03:48,181 and my planet will be the grandest in the universe! 43 00:03:50,847 --> 00:03:54,680 Sire, we've calculated the planet's most vulnerable spot. 44 00:03:54,681 --> 00:03:57,079 A place the Earthlings call 45 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,480 Woodland Hills, California. 46 00:04:00,481 --> 00:04:04,213 Hmm, Woodland Hills. 47 00:04:04,214 --> 00:04:06,013 Show me this Woodland Hills. 48 00:04:06,014 --> 00:04:10,246 Show me the exact spot my all-powerful death ray will strike! 49 00:04:10,247 --> 00:04:12,614 As you wish, sire. 50 00:04:22,447 --> 00:04:23,429 Wait! 51 00:04:23,453 --> 00:04:25,453 Wait, stop!! 52 00:04:27,281 --> 00:04:29,713 Oh my god! 53 00:04:29,714 --> 00:04:33,581 This is the most beautiful creature in the universe. 54 00:04:34,381 --> 00:04:36,480 Look at those legs 55 00:04:36,481 --> 00:04:39,313 and those curves 56 00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:41,681 and the way she moves. 57 00:04:42,781 --> 00:04:45,647 Oh! Oh, stop! 58 00:04:45,648 --> 00:04:49,079 Stop this torturing me with those lusty gyrations! 59 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,114 Oh, goddess of desire! 60 00:04:53,181 --> 00:04:55,079 Afir, 61 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,213 I must have this woman. 62 00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:00,614 But sire, her planet is about to be destroyed. 63 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,780 So we'll wait a day. 64 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:06,747 Bring me this woman. We'll destroy Earth tomorrow. 65 00:05:06,748 --> 00:05:09,346 - Yes, sire. - General. 66 00:05:09,347 --> 00:05:11,147 Sire. 67 00:05:12,608 --> 00:05:14,013 What do you think of me? 68 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:17,414 You are great and all-powerful, lord Tod. 69 00:05:19,681 --> 00:05:22,079 Tomorrow, my love... 70 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,280 Tomorrow, 71 00:05:24,281 --> 00:05:26,514 you will be mine. 72 00:05:28,047 --> 00:05:30,713 Both my planet and yours were in grave peril. 73 00:05:30,714 --> 00:05:33,413 That is, until the fateful intervention 74 00:05:33,414 --> 00:05:35,346 of the two wisest, bravest, 75 00:05:35,347 --> 00:05:39,180 most noble heroes the universe has ever known. 76 00:05:39,181 --> 00:05:42,013 Oh that's your dad and me on the square in Ensenada. 77 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:44,547 Oh yes, just before they lost our bags. 78 00:05:44,548 --> 00:05:47,079 Oh now, I tried to get him to go in the water, but... 79 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,913 huh-uh, no. Jellyfish, sharks, saw-fish... 80 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,946 who knows what they got down there? 81 00:05:51,947 --> 00:05:54,813 Oh, the burro trip. That really killed my back. 82 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:58,713 Now that's my kind of place... no bugs, no crazy food... 83 00:05:58,714 --> 00:06:01,180 Dick. 84 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:04,046 Oh, that's it. Our trip to Mexico. 85 00:06:04,047 --> 00:06:06,879 Your mother wanted to show 'em. I told her you'd be bored. 86 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,580 No. No. 87 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:11,613 - No no! We really enjoyed it. - Good. 88 00:06:11,614 --> 00:06:15,648 God, mom, I can't believe you and dad have been married 20 years. 89 00:06:16,681 --> 00:06:18,547 So, how are you guys getting along? 90 00:06:18,548 --> 00:06:20,213 Oh, fine, fine. 91 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,346 You know, your dad, he just gets 92 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:25,446 - a little down sometimes. - Is it his back again? 93 00:06:25,447 --> 00:06:27,380 And his stomach, and his neck 94 00:06:27,381 --> 00:06:29,780 and work of course. 95 00:06:29,781 --> 00:06:30,540 Poor pop. 96 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:31,946 Well, itt's nothing to worry about. 97 00:06:31,947 --> 00:06:35,113 I think this little trip to Santa Barbara is really gonna cheer him up. 98 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:37,246 Talking Carl's ear off, dad? 99 00:06:37,247 --> 00:06:39,879 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 100 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,813 Here. 101 00:06:41,814 --> 00:06:44,213 - Have some pie. - Thank you. 102 00:06:44,214 --> 00:06:46,213 I can't eat this, it's too rich. 103 00:06:46,214 --> 00:06:48,146 Marge, I can't eat this. 104 00:06:48,147 --> 00:06:50,347 Oh, just a tiny bite. 105 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,247 No, salty. 106 00:06:55,347 --> 00:06:57,747 No! 107 00:06:58,747 --> 00:06:59,746 Here. 108 00:07:00,414 --> 00:07:03,747 ♪ The world ♪ 109 00:07:03,748 --> 00:07:06,047 ♪ Next door ♪ 110 00:07:07,548 --> 00:07:09,613 I thought your stomach hurt from the pie. 111 00:07:09,614 --> 00:07:11,647 Uh-huh. 112 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:14,249 Oh, oh god. 113 00:07:29,247 --> 00:07:31,381 Good night, Marge. 114 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:39,314 Good night, Dick. 115 00:08:05,114 --> 00:08:07,814 Dick, don't drink from the carton. 116 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,713 And don't eat those grapes honey, they're for the trip. 117 00:08:12,714 --> 00:08:15,247 How the heck does she...? 118 00:08:27,347 --> 00:08:30,014 Damn thing. Thanks. 119 00:08:31,614 --> 00:08:33,813 How much stuff are you and Mrs. Nelson bringing? 120 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,714 Well, Carl... 121 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:38,781 This one's mine... 122 00:08:40,414 --> 00:08:41,899 And the rest of this stuff 123 00:08:41,923 --> 00:08:42,979 is my wife's. 124 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,480 She packs the closet, she packs the entire house. 125 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,514 She just packs everything. 126 00:08:52,781 --> 00:08:54,846 Big weekend of romance, huh, dad? 127 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:57,747 Oh, no no. Was your mother's idea. 128 00:08:57,748 --> 00:09:02,080 Oh, Alan, my back is killing me. Would you just give me a hand here? 129 00:09:03,014 --> 00:09:05,114 Alan. Al? 130 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,180 Alan. 131 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,979 I've got the coffee machine, honey. 132 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:13,979 - Huh? - Mom, most hotels have coffee machines. 133 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:16,346 This one's better. I got it at the luggage store. 134 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,346 Okay, here. 135 00:09:18,347 --> 00:09:19,946 What's in the bag? 136 00:09:19,947 --> 00:09:21,846 Oh, this? Just some granola bars, 137 00:09:21,847 --> 00:09:24,046 some grapes, some raisins 138 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:26,346 and some apple juice for the trip. 139 00:09:26,347 --> 00:09:29,413 Well, goodbye, honey. 140 00:09:29,414 --> 00:09:31,280 - Now you take care. - I promise, okay. 141 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:33,647 - Carl, such a sweet boy. - Bye, Mrs. Nelson. 142 00:09:33,648 --> 00:09:35,780 - Daddy. - You be good, you kids. 143 00:09:35,781 --> 00:09:37,946 - You be good. - I know, I know. 144 00:09:37,947 --> 00:09:41,580 Dick. Honey, honey. 145 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,747 Don't answer the door if you don't know who it is 146 00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:45,979 - and don't tell anybody we're out of town. - I promise! 147 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:49,213 - Do you have all the numbers written down? - I've got everything. 148 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,079 - Thank you, sweetheart. - All right, bye. 149 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,979 - Bye, daddy. - Here we go. 150 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:55,113 - Bye! Bye, mom! - Goodbye, Mr. Nelson! 151 00:09:55,114 --> 00:09:57,513 Bye! 152 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,713 Bye, honey! 153 00:09:59,714 --> 00:10:01,781 Bye! 154 00:10:03,281 --> 00:10:05,547 Dick, I think I left the iron plugged in. 155 00:10:05,548 --> 00:10:07,913 I hope not. It's on the roof. 156 00:10:07,914 --> 00:10:10,314 Dick, let's try and have fun this weekend, okay? 157 00:10:11,214 --> 00:10:13,079 Marge, I don't want to have fun. 158 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,946 I don't want to go dancing. I don't want to eat any crazy food. 159 00:10:15,947 --> 00:10:19,413 I don't want to run around. I want to sit in one place and relax, okay? 160 00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:20,946 Okay. 161 00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:23,346 Look, Dick. It's the old Ojai highway. 162 00:10:23,347 --> 00:10:25,280 We always wanted to try that. 163 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:28,213 Look, we're not taking any rinky-dink little back road. 164 00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:30,413 Oh, come on, you might enjoy it. 165 00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:35,013 End of discussion. No, no, no, no, no. End of discussion. 166 00:10:35,014 --> 00:10:37,781 There. Isn't this better than the 101? 167 00:10:41,681 --> 00:10:43,380 Yes. 168 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,846 Yes. 169 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:46,781 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 170 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:56,046 We are ready, lord Tod. 171 00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:58,046 Excellent, general. 172 00:10:58,047 --> 00:11:00,781 Activate the mag-no beam. 173 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,647 - Jeez! - Honey? 174 00:11:27,648 --> 00:11:29,979 I knew I shouldn't have taken it to Jorge to get it fixed! 175 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,280 - I'll take it to the dealer next time. - Dick! 176 00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:34,313 Ay-Yi-Yi! 177 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:36,514 What's wrong with the car? 178 00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:40,480 Oh, great, that's my only bag! 179 00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:43,381 Oh, jeez! The brakes don't work! 180 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,681 Oh my god! 181 00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:01,847 Holy jeez! 182 00:12:11,347 --> 00:12:13,313 Are we dead? 183 00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:14,979 Uh, um... 184 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,147 I don't think so. 185 00:12:20,714 --> 00:12:23,413 - Oh my god! Oh my god! - Oh my god, we're floating! 186 00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:25,346 - We're gonna die! - No, we're not. 187 00:12:25,347 --> 00:12:28,879 - Greetings, Earthlings. - I am Emperor... 188 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,879 - Ow! - Don't turn me off! 189 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,146 Jeez, what are you doing to us here, Marge? 190 00:12:33,147 --> 00:12:34,114 - Me? - Yeah. 191 00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:36,113 Silence! 192 00:12:36,114 --> 00:12:38,013 I think the radio is talking to us. 193 00:12:38,014 --> 00:12:40,447 That is correct, Marge Nelson. 194 00:12:41,314 --> 00:12:42,946 Jeez, I thought it was Larry king. 195 00:12:42,947 --> 00:12:45,680 I am the Emperor Tod Spengo. 196 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:50,213 Consider yourselves fortunate to be entering into my domain, 197 00:12:50,214 --> 00:12:53,381 because soon your puny little planet will cease to exist. 198 00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:56,446 Until we meet again, Earthlings. 199 00:12:56,447 --> 00:12:58,781 Enjoy the ride! 200 00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:08,313 This is not happening. This is not happening. 201 00:13:08,314 --> 00:13:10,413 It's not happening. 202 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,747 Dick, look it's Saturn. Oh, this is fabulous! 203 00:13:13,748 --> 00:13:16,580 This is so exciting! I can't believe this! 204 00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:20,413 - Saturn. - Marge, what are you doing? 205 00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:22,680 Dick, why are you being so unpleasant? 206 00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:26,180 Marge, we're billions of miles from Earth, we've got a quarter of a tank of gas, 207 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,747 I don't know how we're doing on oil. 208 00:13:27,748 --> 00:13:31,346 Look, we're here now. We might as well make the best of it, all right? 209 00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:32,580 Oh, for crying out loud. 210 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:34,580 I mean, do you have any pictures of Saturn? 211 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,681 No, I... I don't actually have... 212 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,780 Do you have the right f-stop? 213 00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:44,046 - Oh, I'm fine. I'm using the flash. - The flash? 214 00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:45,446 - Mm-hmm. - Marge, it's outer space. 215 00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:48,747 Have you ever taken any pictures in outer space, Dick? 216 00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:50,547 - No. - Oh, that's great! 217 00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:53,013 - Oh! Gosh, Marge. - All right, scoot over a little. 218 00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:55,280 - What? - I want to get one of you and Saturn. 219 00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:57,381 No, Marge, don't take my picture! Don't... 220 00:14:01,247 --> 00:14:03,446 ♪ O Marge, O Marge ♪ 221 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,748 ♪ Tod's love for you is... ♪ 222 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,246 Arge, barge, carge, 223 00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:13,513 large, ma... 224 00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:15,580 large? What kind of... 225 00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:17,547 oh. Large. 226 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,813 Oh. Large. 227 00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:21,846 ♪ O Marge, O Marge ♪ 228 00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:23,946 ♪ Tod's love for you is large... ♪ 229 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,680 - Sire. Sire! - ♪ lar... ♪ what?! 230 00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:28,813 The Earth woman has exited her solar system 231 00:14:28,814 --> 00:14:30,780 and is approaching our planet. 232 00:14:30,781 --> 00:14:33,113 Excellent, general. 233 00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:35,113 Prepare her for our introduction. 234 00:14:35,114 --> 00:14:37,381 Dress her as would befit my queen. 235 00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:42,180 And the male, sire? 236 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,347 You know what to do with him. 237 00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:48,547 But surely this will upset the female. 238 00:14:48,548 --> 00:14:52,380 No woman can resist my seductive powers. 239 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:55,513 One minute with the great Tod Spengo 240 00:14:55,514 --> 00:14:58,414 and she will forget she was even married. 241 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,480 Poor fool will be no match for me. 242 00:15:01,481 --> 00:15:03,513 Go! Go and bring him to me. 243 00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:05,647 Yes, sire. 244 00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:07,347 Afir! 245 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,580 On a scale of one to 10 246 00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:23,313 in terms of universe-dominating greatness, 247 00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:27,079 where would you place say... 248 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,747 Oh, me? 249 00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:32,946 A ten, sire. Most definitely. 250 00:15:32,947 --> 00:15:35,013 - A ten? - Mm-hmm. 251 00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:38,013 Hmm. Well, yes, of course a 10! 252 00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:40,680 What else would you think, a six? 253 00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:43,380 Now leave me alone. I must prepare for her arrival. 254 00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:45,481 Yes, sire. 255 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,846 Welcome, my love. 256 00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:55,114 And my enemy. 257 00:15:59,281 --> 00:16:01,380 Oh jeez. Aw, I only brought one of these! 258 00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:04,079 That's okay, I can get it out with a little pickrin... 259 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,013 whoa! 260 00:16:06,014 --> 00:16:08,346 - God! - Dick, look! 261 00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,747 - That tiny little planet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 262 00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:13,481 Hang on, you don't know what they're gonna do to us. 263 00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:19,013 - Oh. - Oh boy! 264 00:16:19,014 --> 00:16:22,347 Oh, god, it's a mess! 265 00:16:24,781 --> 00:16:26,748 Slow! 266 00:16:32,648 --> 00:16:34,781 - They're here! - We did it! 267 00:16:50,914 --> 00:16:53,114 Whoa! 268 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:58,748 - You okay? Ow. - Yeah, you? 269 00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:01,946 Oh, the front end's probably shot. 270 00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:04,281 Gonna cost me a fortune to fix. 271 00:17:08,047 --> 00:17:10,214 Roll up the window. 272 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,980 Roll up the window, quick! 273 00:17:14,514 --> 00:17:16,347 Me? 274 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:20,380 - Stay here. - What are you gonna tell them? 275 00:17:20,381 --> 00:17:21,437 I don't know. 276 00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:23,461 "Take me to your leader," I guess. 277 00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:27,213 Hi. 278 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,013 Dick Nelson, Woodland Hills, California. 279 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:32,181 Hi. 280 00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:37,539 So uh... 281 00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:40,039 quite a nifty little setup you've got for yourselves here. 282 00:17:40,214 --> 00:17:44,314 Uh, no, no, sorry. She stays in the car. 283 00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:48,181 Oh my! 284 00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:53,046 Hi, I'm Marge Nelson, 285 00:17:53,047 --> 00:17:55,281 Dick... Dick's wife. 286 00:17:56,381 --> 00:17:58,648 It's very nice to meet you. 287 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:03,580 We're really enjoying your planet very much. 288 00:18:03,581 --> 00:18:05,613 Hey! 289 00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:07,647 Oh jeez, my back! Ow! 290 00:18:07,648 --> 00:18:09,947 What do you people want with us? 291 00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:16,780 You've been invited here by the emperor Tod Spengo. 292 00:18:16,781 --> 00:18:20,480 We really appreciate that very much, but why? 293 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:23,681 Our great emperor desires your presence... 294 00:18:24,548 --> 00:18:25,879 At his wedding. 295 00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:29,440 Well Dick, this obviously means a lot to this Tod fellow. 296 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,690 Marge, no. End of discussion. 297 00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,441 You might really like it. Remember how much you loved 298 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:36,547 - that wedding in Mission Viejo that we went to? - That was different. 299 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,346 We were guests of the Zimmermans. 300 00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:40,380 Well, honey, here we're guests of an emperor. 301 00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:43,246 The Zimmermans were human beings from the planet Earth. 302 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,246 End of discussion! 303 00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:48,713 Dick, don't you think just maybe you're a little grouchy from the trip? 304 00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:51,879 Oh, great! Now I'm Mr. grouchy-from-the-trip! 305 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,182 Mr. fly-a-billion-miles to-god-knows... 306 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:57,113 If you could just take our picture? Would you mind? 307 00:18:57,114 --> 00:18:59,547 Dick, come here, hurry. Quick, come over here. 308 00:18:59,548 --> 00:19:01,940 Excuse me, would you mind getting in a picture with us? 309 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,813 - Press the button. It's very simple. - Marge. Marge. 310 00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:07,580 Just one picture. It's very easy, it's an automatic. 311 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,979 - Look at this wonderful thing! Just press the button. - Marge. 312 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,446 - Wave. Say hi. - Hi! 313 00:19:13,715 --> 00:19:15,215 Thank you. Thank you so much. 314 00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:17,580 - Marge. - Have a nice day, whoever you are. 315 00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:20,979 Would you listen to me? We don't know these people. 316 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,246 - We didn't bring them anything. - So what? 317 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,946 - All right, fine fine. We'll go. - It's a wedding, it could be fun. 318 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,013 - I'm telling you, though... oh. - Well, 319 00:19:28,014 --> 00:19:30,146 your chambers have been prepared. 320 00:19:30,147 --> 00:19:34,680 There you can refresh yourself before you meet the emperor. 321 00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:37,113 Your servants will show you to your chambers. 322 00:19:37,114 --> 00:19:38,780 Oh! 323 00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:41,979 - Hold on a second here. - No, wait, wait, wait 324 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,146 - Oh, aren't you sweet? - No, Marge, wait, wait! 325 00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:45,680 - Marge! - Have a nice time! 326 00:19:45,681 --> 00:19:47,813 - Bye, Dick. - Marge! 327 00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:50,214 So, where are we going here, guys? 328 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:01,613 Ow! Get your paws off me! I'm a guest here, you know! 329 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,613 Ouch! 330 00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:06,380 Who's your supervisor? 331 00:20:06,381 --> 00:20:08,380 I'm a United States citizen! 332 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,513 Oh! 333 00:20:10,514 --> 00:20:12,681 Oh, great. 334 00:20:19,214 --> 00:20:20,946 Hey! Open up! 335 00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:22,446 Let me out of here! 336 00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:25,080 Hey! Open up! Let me out of here. 337 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,680 What the heck is that? 338 00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:32,314 What the heck is that? 339 00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:36,446 Jeez, that's a big mother. 340 00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:38,913 Jeez, that's a big mother. 341 00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,946 Go on, shoo! Get out of here! 342 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:43,947 Go on, shoo! Get out of here! 343 00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:52,879 Hey! 344 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,180 You touch my wife and you're dead! 345 00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:59,308 Oh, coffee's ready. 346 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,480 I think you're gonna like coffee. 347 00:21:01,481 --> 00:21:02,813 Coffee? 348 00:21:02,814 --> 00:21:04,747 Oh, that's our daughter Stephanie. 349 00:21:04,748 --> 00:21:07,047 And that's her little boyfriend Carl. 350 00:21:08,114 --> 00:21:09,747 That one's our son Alan. 351 00:21:10,148 --> 00:21:12,548 He's um, kind of going through a phase right now. 352 00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,747 Oh, and that's my husband. That's Dick. 353 00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:18,346 Di-ick. 354 00:21:18,347 --> 00:21:20,879 Mm-hmm, yes, that's right. 355 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,813 Alan is really a very good boy. 356 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:27,381 He's just at a difficult age, but we love him very much. 357 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,547 Oh, what are these, your pets? 358 00:21:31,548 --> 00:21:34,314 Oh, I see, it's your family. 359 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,113 Oh, these must be your children. 360 00:21:38,114 --> 00:21:40,046 They're adorable. 361 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,514 Just adorable! Oh. 362 00:21:43,514 --> 00:21:45,446 Blaaattt! 363 00:21:45,447 --> 00:21:46,773 Blaaattt. 364 00:21:46,797 --> 00:21:48,797 This is your husband? 365 00:21:51,147 --> 00:21:54,013 Oh, I see. You're separated? 366 00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:56,246 You're not getting along right now, is that it? 367 00:21:56,247 --> 00:21:59,147 Mm-hmm. Well... 368 00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:01,879 Perhaps you're not communicating. 369 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,414 Maybe I should have a little talk with him, huh? 370 00:22:07,847 --> 00:22:10,280 All right, then, that's what I'll do. 371 00:22:10,281 --> 00:22:12,146 More coffee? 372 00:22:12,147 --> 00:22:15,480 - Oh, fine. - Whew! 373 00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:17,780 Pull! Pull! 374 00:22:17,781 --> 00:22:19,713 Come on! 375 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,647 Tighter! Tight... 376 00:22:21,648 --> 00:22:23,781 okay, that's good. 377 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,946 She is on her way to the throne room, great one. 378 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,480 Excellent, Afir! Prepare the chorus and I'll be right there. 379 00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:34,346 Yes, sire. 380 00:22:34,347 --> 00:22:36,880 - General? - Sire? 381 00:22:39,047 --> 00:22:41,246 - How, uh...? - Oh, boy! 382 00:22:41,247 --> 00:22:43,313 You look smashing. 383 00:22:43,314 --> 00:22:47,079 Yes, I do. I do, don't I? 384 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,548 Well, I'll join you presently. Now get out! 385 00:22:54,514 --> 00:22:57,748 Oh, mother, if only you could be here. 386 00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:00,114 Don't! 387 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,481 Whoa! 388 00:23:11,581 --> 00:23:14,114 Whew. Whoa. 389 00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:19,180 No! No, please! 390 00:23:19,181 --> 00:23:22,079 Not the mind milk machine again! 391 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,346 It sucks your brains out. 392 00:23:24,347 --> 00:23:26,180 It takes your thoughts 393 00:23:26,181 --> 00:23:28,281 and mashes your brain and... 394 00:23:29,181 --> 00:23:30,846 Who are you? 395 00:23:30,847 --> 00:23:33,547 Dick Nelson from Earth. 396 00:23:33,548 --> 00:23:37,280 Earth? Oh... yes. 397 00:23:37,281 --> 00:23:40,813 I am Raff. 398 00:23:40,814 --> 00:23:42,813 What did I just say? 399 00:23:42,814 --> 00:23:45,246 - "I am Raff." - No. 400 00:23:45,247 --> 00:23:48,747 I am Raff, you are Earth-Dick. 401 00:23:48,748 --> 00:23:51,513 Listen, Earth-Dick, I have information 402 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:55,780 vital to the future of your planet and my own. 403 00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:58,046 - Am I speaking now? - Yes, you are. 404 00:23:58,047 --> 00:24:01,714 Good. Signal me when I stop. 405 00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:08,046 You've stopped. 406 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,747 It's all because of Spengo! 407 00:24:10,748 --> 00:24:13,613 I... I was king of this planet when he seized power. 408 00:24:13,614 --> 00:24:16,480 He stole my ideas and misused them 409 00:24:16,481 --> 00:24:19,080 to build his... 410 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:26,713 - Telescope? - No, no, no, no. His... 411 00:24:26,714 --> 00:24:28,313 Fishing pole. 412 00:24:28,314 --> 00:24:30,680 No, no, no, no, no. His... 413 00:24:30,681 --> 00:24:34,780 - Beach ball! - No. His death ray! 414 00:24:34,781 --> 00:24:37,314 - Death ray? - I just said that. 415 00:24:38,414 --> 00:24:40,446 Now then, Earth-Dick, 416 00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:42,581 this is very important. 417 00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:46,714 Open my pants. 418 00:24:48,214 --> 00:24:51,614 - What? - Quickly, it's urgent. 419 00:24:52,581 --> 00:24:55,513 Uh... no. No, no, no, no. 420 00:24:55,514 --> 00:24:58,046 I haven't been in prison long enough for this. 421 00:24:58,047 --> 00:25:02,879 No, no. There is information vital to our cause in my pants! 422 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,413 Now, open my pants, take the information and escape. 423 00:25:07,414 --> 00:25:09,481 Escape?! 424 00:25:10,514 --> 00:25:12,214 How am I supposed to escape? 425 00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:18,846 I have no idea, 426 00:25:18,847 --> 00:25:21,413 but you will think of something. After all, 427 00:25:21,414 --> 00:25:23,480 this is a planet of idiots. 428 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,180 I mean, look at me. 429 00:25:25,181 --> 00:25:27,680 I'm the most intelligent one here and I'm an idiot. 430 00:25:27,681 --> 00:25:30,446 All right, all right, just save it. I'll... 431 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,347 hang on. 432 00:25:38,648 --> 00:25:43,414 You must take this to my son, Sirk the... 433 00:25:45,181 --> 00:25:47,079 Sirk the... 434 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,547 oh, damn it! Sirk the... 435 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,946 - leader? - Huh-uh. 436 00:25:50,947 --> 00:25:52,713 - General? - No! 437 00:25:52,714 --> 00:25:54,346 The white bird! 438 00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:56,913 Oh, the white bird. 439 00:25:56,914 --> 00:25:59,313 Of course, right. Mm-hmm. 440 00:25:59,314 --> 00:26:01,180 - And then... - yes? 441 00:26:01,181 --> 00:26:03,280 Just at the wrong moment... 442 00:26:03,281 --> 00:26:03,962 Mm-hmm? 443 00:26:04,213 --> 00:26:06,230 I shall pass out. 444 00:26:09,548 --> 00:26:13,713 White bird. Sure, yeah, well, great! 445 00:26:13,714 --> 00:26:15,613 Terrific! 446 00:26:15,614 --> 00:26:18,581 I'm screwed. 447 00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:35,381 And halt! 448 00:26:40,347 --> 00:26:41,813 Oh! 449 00:26:41,814 --> 00:26:43,853 Oh, this is fantastic! 450 00:26:43,877 --> 00:26:45,213 Goodness! 451 00:26:45,214 --> 00:26:48,014 It's beautiful. 452 00:26:50,214 --> 00:26:53,047 Excuse me, but is my husband here yet? 453 00:27:01,314 --> 00:27:03,648 Is that the court Jester? 454 00:27:05,447 --> 00:27:06,813 ♪ Tod, Tod, Tod, Tod ♪ 455 00:27:06,814 --> 00:27:08,913 ♪ Tod, Tod, Tod, Tod... ♪ 456 00:27:08,914 --> 00:27:10,647 ♪ Tod, O Tod ♪ 457 00:27:10,648 --> 00:27:12,547 ♪ He is a god-ish god ♪ 458 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,213 ♪ Fearsome and brave ♪ 459 00:27:14,214 --> 00:27:18,413 ♪ Our future he will save, upon the face of history ♪ 460 00:27:18,414 --> 00:27:22,114 ♪ His name will be engraved, Tod! ♪ 461 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,513 Greetings, Marge Nelson! 462 00:27:39,514 --> 00:27:42,480 I am Tod the destroyer, 463 00:27:42,481 --> 00:27:44,313 ruler of all that you see. 464 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:45,979 Impressed? 465 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:50,281 Oh, yes, you have an absolutely adorable little planet here. 466 00:27:52,014 --> 00:27:54,480 Oh, you think my planet is little? 467 00:27:54,481 --> 00:27:57,614 Oh, yes, it's just... tiny. 468 00:28:01,281 --> 00:28:04,946 I'll have you know, Marge Nelson, it's not the size of your planet, 469 00:28:04,947 --> 00:28:07,013 - it's how you use it! - Hmm. 470 00:28:07,014 --> 00:28:08,813 I'm sorry, would you do that again? 471 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:10,446 I think I had the distance wrong. 472 00:28:10,447 --> 00:28:12,580 - Oh! - Thank you. 473 00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:15,547 Now, what was it you were saying about your little planet? 474 00:28:15,548 --> 00:28:17,480 Don't you get it? I'm the emperor! 475 00:28:17,481 --> 00:28:20,414 - I rule here! - Oh. 476 00:28:22,914 --> 00:28:24,980 Tod... 477 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,014 Are you insecure? 478 00:28:29,181 --> 00:28:32,181 Me? Insecure? 479 00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:35,480 If I were insecure, 480 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:39,113 why would I speak so loudly, hmm? 481 00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:41,813 How about now, dear Marge? What do you think of me now? 482 00:28:41,814 --> 00:28:44,913 Uh, Mr. Spengo, where's Dick? 483 00:28:44,914 --> 00:28:46,747 Oh, why do you care about him? 484 00:28:46,748 --> 00:28:48,513 Does he have a planet named after him? 485 00:28:48,514 --> 00:28:50,146 Is his name Dick Earth? 486 00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:52,481 Mr. Spengo, where is my husband? 487 00:28:54,514 --> 00:28:56,513 What's going on here? What are you doing? 488 00:28:56,514 --> 00:28:59,446 Marry me, Marge, and become the queen of Spengo. 489 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:02,146 Marry you? I can't marry you. I'm already married. 490 00:29:02,147 --> 00:29:04,714 So? Wouldn't you rather be a queen? 491 00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:07,347 Tod, where is my husband? 492 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:13,079 He is in the dungeon where he will rot 493 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,113 as his planet is destroyed before him! 494 00:29:16,114 --> 00:29:19,213 That is correct. First thing tomorrow morning, 495 00:29:19,214 --> 00:29:21,413 I shall blow up Earth, 496 00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:25,613 thereby making Spengo the most powerful planet in the universe! 497 00:29:25,614 --> 00:29:27,580 Yay. 498 00:29:27,581 --> 00:29:31,413 Mr. Spengo, I demand that you take me to my husband immediately! 499 00:29:31,414 --> 00:29:33,313 I will make you mine, Marge Nelson. 500 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,713 - You will love me! - Never, I'll never love you! 501 00:29:35,714 --> 00:29:39,814 - I love my husband! - Oh, fine. You know, fine. 502 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,680 I will release him. 503 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:45,280 I'll take him to the laboratory and milk his mind. 504 00:29:45,281 --> 00:29:48,846 I'll find out what's in it that could possibly warrant your love for him. 505 00:29:48,847 --> 00:29:51,680 - Take her away! - No! No! 506 00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:54,781 Tod, you leave my husband alone! 507 00:29:55,947 --> 00:29:58,113 - All right, you guys! - Get in there! 508 00:29:58,114 --> 00:30:00,413 Can't we talk this out? Oh. 509 00:30:00,414 --> 00:30:02,847 Animals! 510 00:30:05,114 --> 00:30:07,214 All right, okay! 511 00:30:13,181 --> 00:30:15,979 Wait a second. You're... 512 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,413 - Blaaattt, aren't you? - Huh? 513 00:30:18,414 --> 00:30:21,947 I saw your picture. You're... you're Bwaaa's husband. 514 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,347 Mmm, would you like a granola bar? 515 00:30:30,447 --> 00:30:35,414 - Gra-no-la? - Gra-no-la? 516 00:30:50,514 --> 00:30:52,847 Do it. 517 00:31:15,914 --> 00:31:18,780 "My back. My back is killing me." 518 00:31:18,781 --> 00:31:21,580 This Spengo idiot 519 00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:23,713 is laughing at me. 520 00:31:23,714 --> 00:31:26,647 I'd like to punch him in the mouth, 521 00:31:26,648 --> 00:31:29,146 "but if I do, someone would punch me in the mouth." 522 00:31:29,147 --> 00:31:32,647 - That's right. - "What's that in my mouth?" 523 00:31:32,648 --> 00:31:35,046 There's a piece of granola in my teeth. 524 00:31:35,047 --> 00:31:38,280 Oh, Marge gave me granola in the car. 525 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:39,413 Marge! 526 00:31:39,414 --> 00:31:41,513 Marge in trouble? 527 00:31:41,514 --> 00:31:44,547 Marge... Marge dead? 528 00:31:44,548 --> 00:31:47,480 I knew we should have stayed on the 101. I tried to tell her! 529 00:31:47,481 --> 00:31:51,146 "She wouldn't listen to me, nobody does, not even my son." 530 00:31:51,147 --> 00:31:54,446 Even your own kid thinks you're a jerk. 531 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:58,346 "Oh my god! I left the fireplace on!" 532 00:31:58,347 --> 00:31:59,979 All of our things! 533 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:03,280 All those mementos of 20 years. 534 00:32:03,281 --> 00:32:05,647 "Those photos of Marge!" 535 00:32:05,648 --> 00:32:08,280 - What the heck is he talking about? - "Oh, Marge." 536 00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:11,346 She's looking for me! She's worried sick! 537 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:14,979 "Oh, Marge! Marge! Marge!" 538 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:17,680 - Oh, all right! That's enough. - "Oh, Marge! Marge!" 539 00:32:17,681 --> 00:32:19,647 - "Marge!" - That's enough. 540 00:32:19,648 --> 00:32:22,613 - "Marge, Marge!" - That's enough. That's enou... 541 00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:25,413 - that's enough! You idiot, it's me! - "Oh, Marge! Marge!" 542 00:32:25,414 --> 00:32:29,480 - Oh, forget it! Wake up, wake up! - "Oh, Marge! Marge!" 543 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,180 Marge Nelson must have the heart of an angel, 544 00:32:31,181 --> 00:32:35,046 because only an angel could love such a pathetic weakling like yourself! 545 00:32:35,047 --> 00:32:36,979 What have you done with her? 546 00:32:36,980 --> 00:32:39,681 What have you done with my wife? 547 00:32:41,347 --> 00:32:44,079 - Execute him. - You touch my wife, 548 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,747 I'll rip off your pointy little head, you pipsqueak! 549 00:32:46,748 --> 00:32:50,146 You hear me, huh? Come on! I'll murder you! 550 00:32:50,147 --> 00:32:54,246 You think I'm a weakling? I used to play football! Come on! 551 00:32:54,247 --> 00:32:57,247 Come on! Come on! 552 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,947 Oh, shoot. 553 00:33:05,281 --> 00:33:08,648 Yeah, it's tough having to be masculine all the time, isn't it? 554 00:33:10,414 --> 00:33:13,913 Sometimes my husband digs his heels into something so much 555 00:33:13,914 --> 00:33:17,347 that he finds it difficult to admit that he's wrong. 556 00:33:19,548 --> 00:33:22,681 What you need is a nice little hug, isn't it? 557 00:33:26,181 --> 00:33:28,046 Oh. 558 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:30,713 That's a good boy. 559 00:33:30,714 --> 00:33:33,613 That's a good boy. 560 00:33:33,614 --> 00:33:35,580 There. 561 00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,480 Now wouldn't you feel a lot better 562 00:33:37,481 --> 00:33:39,580 if you went and had a nice talk with Bwaaa? 563 00:33:39,581 --> 00:33:41,380 Told her that you believed in her... 564 00:33:41,381 --> 00:33:44,180 - Uh-huh. - And that you loved her? 565 00:33:44,181 --> 00:33:46,879 - Uh-huh. - She should tell you the same thing, too. 566 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,346 Don't you think you should go talk to her now? 567 00:33:49,347 --> 00:33:51,780 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, okay. 568 00:33:51,781 --> 00:33:53,879 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. 569 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,214 Bwaaa! Oh boy, oh boy. 570 00:34:04,347 --> 00:34:06,313 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 571 00:34:06,314 --> 00:34:09,780 - It hurts, doesn't it? - Yeah. That thing's as big as a... 572 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:14,180 No! I mean losing one's love. 573 00:34:14,181 --> 00:34:16,213 It's pain, 574 00:34:16,214 --> 00:34:17,913 but we have to go on, 575 00:34:17,914 --> 00:34:20,446 just as I have to go on now. 576 00:34:20,447 --> 00:34:23,113 This is my duty! 577 00:34:23,114 --> 00:34:25,979 But... but... 578 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,614 but I just can't! 579 00:34:36,114 --> 00:34:38,146 Okay. 580 00:34:38,147 --> 00:34:40,079 Come on, you'll be okay. 581 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,946 No! You have to escape! 582 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,879 You have to get out of here! 583 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,813 Here, you can take my uniform. 584 00:34:46,814 --> 00:34:49,147 You can disguise yourself as a destroyer! 585 00:34:53,548 --> 00:34:56,380 Here, take my helmet. 586 00:34:56,381 --> 00:34:58,046 Why are you doing this? 587 00:34:58,047 --> 00:34:59,480 You may not realize it Earth man, 588 00:34:59,481 --> 00:35:02,946 but the love you feel for your woman is eternal and beautiful. 589 00:35:02,947 --> 00:35:04,647 Anyone who has loved this way knows. 590 00:35:04,648 --> 00:35:09,213 I, too, once had a true love, 591 00:35:09,214 --> 00:35:12,013 but I lost her a long, long time ago. 592 00:35:12,014 --> 00:35:14,913 This will not happen to you, Earth man. 593 00:35:14,914 --> 00:35:17,748 Quickly, hurry up! 594 00:35:37,414 --> 00:35:39,781 - Hi. Excuse me. - Hi. 595 00:35:42,814 --> 00:35:44,781 Whoa! 596 00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:54,781 Hail Tod! 597 00:35:58,314 --> 00:36:01,613 Tod the destroyer! 598 00:36:01,614 --> 00:36:04,080 Your uniform's too small, mister! 599 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,246 I've ordered a new one. 600 00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:09,879 What's your name? 601 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,946 Zurg. 602 00:36:11,947 --> 00:36:13,914 Where are you going? 603 00:36:16,481 --> 00:36:18,614 - Patrol. - Which region? 604 00:36:19,447 --> 00:36:21,480 North? 605 00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:23,781 Okay, go ahead. 606 00:36:29,281 --> 00:36:32,781 That guy Raff was right. These people are idiots. 607 00:36:40,514 --> 00:36:42,413 - Mmm. - Heh. 608 00:36:42,414 --> 00:36:44,213 Shoot him. 609 00:36:44,214 --> 00:36:46,846 Whoa! 610 00:36:46,847 --> 00:36:49,447 Whoa! 611 00:36:52,247 --> 00:36:54,880 Ah! Burned eggs! 612 00:37:03,581 --> 00:37:07,381 Oh, billions of miles from a chiropractor. 613 00:37:09,347 --> 00:37:12,614 Whoa! What the heck is that!? 614 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:24,414 Aw... 615 00:37:25,514 --> 00:37:27,880 You're a cute little fella. 616 00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:33,146 Cootchy, cootchy, cootchy. 617 00:37:33,147 --> 00:37:37,681 Whoa! Wha... no! 618 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,946 No! No! Jeez! 619 00:37:42,947 --> 00:37:45,346 Help! Oh god! Oh! 620 00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:47,648 Oh! Whoa! 621 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:52,147 I'm being chased by a bunch of killer mushrooms! 622 00:37:53,447 --> 00:37:55,380 Ho... whoa, whoa! 623 00:37:55,381 --> 00:37:58,347 Whoa! 624 00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:05,814 Whoa! 625 00:38:13,548 --> 00:38:15,414 Come on, Dick, you can do a pull-up. 626 00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:22,146 Maybe not. 627 00:38:22,147 --> 00:38:25,979 Where do they keep the mind milk rooms around here, anyway? 628 00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:28,947 Get her! 629 00:38:30,681 --> 00:38:34,913 Dick! Help! 630 00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:39,846 Help! Dick! Dick! Help! 631 00:38:39,847 --> 00:38:41,980 Marge. 632 00:38:55,581 --> 00:38:57,781 I'm coming, Margie! 633 00:39:03,914 --> 00:39:06,313 Move out of the way! Stop her! 634 00:39:06,314 --> 00:39:08,581 There she is! 635 00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:11,747 Oh! Dick! 636 00:39:11,748 --> 00:39:15,214 Ouch! These people do not know how to treat company. 637 00:39:17,514 --> 00:39:20,480 So! Marge Nelson, 638 00:39:20,481 --> 00:39:23,547 - we meet again. - Uch. 639 00:39:23,548 --> 00:39:27,313 - There we go! - There she is! 640 00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:29,047 Let her go. 641 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,381 Perhaps my arm is too strong. 642 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,314 And perhaps my legs are too agile! 643 00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:45,313 Thank you! 644 00:39:45,314 --> 00:39:48,147 Marge! 645 00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:51,246 Dick! Oh, Dick! 646 00:39:51,247 --> 00:39:53,613 - Let go! - Marge! 647 00:39:53,614 --> 00:39:56,213 Punish him! 648 00:39:56,214 --> 00:39:58,347 Marge! 649 00:40:02,648 --> 00:40:04,614 Stop it! 650 00:40:08,414 --> 00:40:10,548 Stop! 651 00:40:15,648 --> 00:40:17,513 Now, Marge Nelson... 652 00:40:17,514 --> 00:40:20,247 You will witness true power. 653 00:40:22,748 --> 00:40:26,079 Tod, you were right. 654 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,580 Dick is nothing compared to you. 655 00:40:28,581 --> 00:40:31,079 You are bold and strong and... 656 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,013 Powerful. 657 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:36,313 Dick is small and insignificant, 658 00:40:36,314 --> 00:40:37,979 like all Earth men. 659 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,780 Marge? 660 00:40:39,781 --> 00:40:43,346 I guess she's made her decision. 661 00:40:43,347 --> 00:40:45,380 Goodbye, Earth man. 662 00:40:45,381 --> 00:40:47,281 No! 663 00:40:52,781 --> 00:40:54,614 ( Grunts 664 00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:14,381 oh, jeez! 665 00:41:17,648 --> 00:41:20,247 - Oh, great. - There they go! 666 00:41:35,014 --> 00:41:37,581 Come on! Shoot him! 667 00:41:41,681 --> 00:41:43,414 Oh, jeez. 668 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,046 Must be something like a car, right? 669 00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:50,547 Okay, okay. Ignition, power, 670 00:41:50,548 --> 00:41:52,614 brakes, drive... 671 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:59,547 fire the missiles! Get him down! 672 00:41:59,548 --> 00:42:02,280 Oh, for crying out loud! What did I hit? 673 00:42:02,281 --> 00:42:04,780 Forward, forward... whoa! 674 00:42:04,781 --> 00:42:06,980 Down. Down's good. 675 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:16,246 Open six. 676 00:42:16,247 --> 00:42:18,879 - Open five. - Ready. 677 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,880 Open four. 678 00:42:23,614 --> 00:42:25,446 Aim. 679 00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:27,714 Open one. Fire! 680 00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:41,313 Eject! 681 00:42:41,314 --> 00:42:42,780 Eject! 682 00:42:42,781 --> 00:42:45,714 I pushed everything! Except... 683 00:42:46,581 --> 00:42:48,513 No! No! 684 00:42:48,514 --> 00:42:50,513 No! 685 00:42:50,514 --> 00:42:54,046 What do you think of me now? 686 00:42:54,047 --> 00:42:56,846 ♪ Oh Tod, oh Tod, you are a glorious god ♪ 687 00:42:56,847 --> 00:43:00,547 - ♪ Fearsome and brave, our future you will save! ♪ - Ow! Help me, help me! 688 00:43:00,548 --> 00:43:03,180 You horrible, awful, hideous man! I hate you! 689 00:43:03,181 --> 00:43:05,280 Prepare her for our wedding first thing tomorrow. 690 00:43:05,281 --> 00:43:07,813 - Yes, sire. - If you will not marry me by choice, 691 00:43:07,814 --> 00:43:09,547 you will marry me by force. 692 00:43:09,548 --> 00:43:13,314 - Take her away! - No! No! No! 693 00:43:18,214 --> 00:43:19,813 Come on, fellas, dance with me! 694 00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:23,847 ♪ Oh Tod, oh Tod you are a glorious god. ♪ 695 00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:54,014 Ow! Ow. Ooh. 696 00:44:13,947 --> 00:44:15,947 Damn. Ow! 697 00:44:21,614 --> 00:44:23,547 Oh my! 698 00:44:23,548 --> 00:44:25,313 I'm sorry, what, Marge? 699 00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:28,780 Oh! No, you look beautiful. 700 00:44:28,781 --> 00:44:30,913 No, you look beautiful. 701 00:44:30,914 --> 00:44:33,146 What? You think I'd look better with a beard? 702 00:44:33,147 --> 00:44:35,880 All right. 703 00:44:39,447 --> 00:44:41,481 Here's one you'll love. 704 00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:44,814 Ow! 705 00:44:50,481 --> 00:44:53,014 Oh, no. 706 00:44:56,414 --> 00:44:59,281 Heeyah! Ew. 707 00:45:01,147 --> 00:45:03,347 You could exercise. 708 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,980 Close your eyes! 709 00:45:11,114 --> 00:45:13,580 One. 710 00:45:13,581 --> 00:45:15,748 Two. 711 00:45:19,247 --> 00:45:21,381 And 50. 712 00:45:23,781 --> 00:45:25,946 Yes! 713 00:45:25,947 --> 00:45:29,014 Yes! 714 00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:54,280 Listen. 715 00:45:54,281 --> 00:45:57,080 I give up. 716 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,414 Oh, Dick! 717 00:46:17,714 --> 00:46:21,079 - Marge. - Dick! 718 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,713 Goodbye, Dick! 719 00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:25,548 Marge. 720 00:46:29,481 --> 00:46:31,748 I loved you! 721 00:46:39,748 --> 00:46:43,781 No! I gotta save Marge! 722 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:52,446 But I told you I'm not a destroyer! 723 00:46:52,447 --> 00:46:53,580 I'm Dick Nelson, 724 00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:55,680 Woodland Hills, California! 725 00:46:55,681 --> 00:46:57,714 Area code 818-348... 726 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,680 for ruining our world, 727 00:47:09,681 --> 00:47:12,747 for banishing us to the desert, 728 00:47:12,748 --> 00:47:14,946 for killing our noble father king Raff... 729 00:47:14,947 --> 00:47:19,079 - Raff? - For these crimes against our planet, destroyer, 730 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,946 - I'm afraid you must die! - Wait! 731 00:47:20,947 --> 00:47:23,913 Uh... uh... You're Sirk? 732 00:47:23,914 --> 00:47:25,680 How do you know my name? 733 00:47:25,681 --> 00:47:27,680 I was a prisoner with your father. 734 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:29,813 We shared a cell together. 735 00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:32,213 - Our father is alive? - Yeah, yeah. 736 00:47:32,214 --> 00:47:34,847 He even gave me something to give to you. 737 00:47:35,714 --> 00:47:37,748 Where? 738 00:47:39,347 --> 00:47:41,648 Open my pants. 739 00:47:47,914 --> 00:47:50,514 He does know father. 740 00:48:15,548 --> 00:48:18,380 Ever since Spengo's rule began, my sister and I 741 00:48:18,381 --> 00:48:21,180 and all my people have been hunted by the destroyers. 742 00:48:21,181 --> 00:48:24,613 That is why when we travel, we wear these masks, 743 00:48:24,614 --> 00:48:27,314 to disguise ourselves as birds. 744 00:48:33,514 --> 00:48:36,080 Uh, excuse me. 745 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,547 You really have birds this size on your planet? 746 00:48:40,548 --> 00:48:42,014 No. 747 00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:46,714 Then why would it fool anyone when you wear the masks? 748 00:48:50,814 --> 00:48:53,281 You are a wise man, Dick Nelson. 749 00:48:54,314 --> 00:48:56,114 Ake-tay off-tay ird-bay ask-may! 750 00:49:03,214 --> 00:49:07,413 No one has ever escaped from the dark fortress alive. 751 00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:09,980 You must be a very brave man. 752 00:49:11,447 --> 00:49:14,146 Yeah, well, I need to get back in there as soon as possible. 753 00:49:14,147 --> 00:49:15,647 Is there any way you can help me? 754 00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:19,346 For years we have been trying, but Spengo has many weapons. 755 00:49:19,347 --> 00:49:21,614 We are armed only with our intelligence. 756 00:49:22,347 --> 00:49:25,380 - That's too bad. - Yes. 757 00:49:25,381 --> 00:49:27,246 We are not a smart people, 758 00:49:27,247 --> 00:49:29,913 but what we lack in brains we make up for in good intentions! 759 00:49:29,914 --> 00:49:34,281 - Yeah! - Maybe this will help us together. 760 00:49:37,147 --> 00:49:39,780 It is a detailed description of Spengo's fortress! 761 00:49:39,781 --> 00:49:41,480 Wait, wait! 762 00:49:41,481 --> 00:49:44,281 It is a detailed description of father's cell. 763 00:49:47,748 --> 00:49:49,713 We're defeated. 764 00:49:49,714 --> 00:49:51,613 Defeated? What are you talking about? 765 00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:55,781 My wife's in there, your father's in there! You can't just give up! 766 00:49:56,914 --> 00:49:59,781 So you're idiots, who cares? They're idiots too! 767 00:50:01,281 --> 00:50:04,547 Just 'cause you're stupid doesn't mean you can't rule a planet. 768 00:50:04,548 --> 00:50:06,747 Hey, come to Earth sometime. 769 00:50:06,748 --> 00:50:08,713 Don't give up! 770 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,346 Never give up! 771 00:50:10,347 --> 00:50:13,647 What would have happened if Washington had given up at valley forge? 772 00:50:13,648 --> 00:50:17,246 What if Roosevelt had given up at San Juan hill? 773 00:50:17,247 --> 00:50:19,613 What if Namib had given up at the ice moon of Nomolos? 774 00:50:19,614 --> 00:50:22,480 - Yeah! - So, in the tradition of Washington, 775 00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:25,246 Roosevelt and Namib, let's do it! 776 00:50:25,247 --> 00:50:27,681 Yeah! Yeah! 777 00:50:30,614 --> 00:50:32,413 Jeez, wait a minute. 778 00:50:32,414 --> 00:50:35,580 Yes! We go! Remember Washington at San Juan hill! 779 00:50:35,581 --> 00:50:38,213 - Wait a minute! - Wait, wait! 780 00:50:38,214 --> 00:50:40,180 My people, wait for me! 781 00:50:40,181 --> 00:50:43,547 Uh... Sirk, don't you think we ought to... 782 00:50:43,548 --> 00:50:45,481 Prepare or something? 783 00:50:48,147 --> 00:50:50,313 Dick Nelson, you are a gift from heaven. 784 00:50:50,314 --> 00:50:53,713 My people! Tomorrow we go in. 785 00:50:53,714 --> 00:50:56,014 Go in and set things right! 786 00:50:59,847 --> 00:51:03,714 And now, Earth, farewell! 787 00:51:08,314 --> 00:51:10,346 Oh, I'm sick of target practice. 788 00:51:10,347 --> 00:51:13,246 Can't wait to blow up the real thing. 789 00:51:13,247 --> 00:51:15,880 Yah! 790 00:51:20,847 --> 00:51:24,213 Tomorrow, Earth, it will all be over, 791 00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:27,247 and there's no one who can stop me! 792 00:51:54,047 --> 00:51:56,013 Your plans are brilliant, Earth man. 793 00:51:56,014 --> 00:51:59,180 Well, I just noodled a few things down. 794 00:51:59,181 --> 00:52:03,247 Come, my people are anxious to show you their progress. 795 00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:08,780 Dick Nelson of Woodland Hills! 796 00:52:08,781 --> 00:52:10,681 Hail! 797 00:52:13,581 --> 00:52:15,080 Carry on. 798 00:52:17,114 --> 00:52:20,079 Look, these are weapons we have stolen from the destroyers. 799 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,581 Ah. 800 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:26,780 - Have you ever seen one of these? - Tomorrow we die! 801 00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:29,380 - Looks like a grenade. - It's a light grenade. 802 00:52:29,381 --> 00:52:31,747 Pull the pin, set it down, 803 00:52:31,748 --> 00:52:33,647 whoever picks it up... 804 00:52:33,648 --> 00:52:35,113 Pfft! 805 00:52:35,114 --> 00:52:38,314 Grenade remains, person disappears. 806 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,213 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Who'd pick it up? 807 00:52:43,214 --> 00:52:46,914 - Oh. Look. - "Pick me up." 808 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,980 Diabolical, isn't it? 809 00:52:51,147 --> 00:52:53,281 This is one of our weapons. 810 00:52:55,814 --> 00:52:58,813 - This is a rock. - Exactly! 811 00:52:58,814 --> 00:53:01,113 What you do is raise you arm like so 812 00:53:01,114 --> 00:53:04,147 then... vavoom! You throw it! 813 00:53:06,648 --> 00:53:09,147 Right. Got it. 814 00:53:10,247 --> 00:53:13,414 Come, we have prepared a pre-battle feast, great Dick. 815 00:53:17,681 --> 00:53:21,114 We have prepared our planet's greatest delicacy. 816 00:53:22,014 --> 00:53:24,079 Hot spiced lub-lub 817 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,447 in heavy grease. 818 00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:31,214 I, uh... 819 00:53:35,914 --> 00:53:38,047 The leader must have the first bite. 820 00:53:45,514 --> 00:53:47,714 Oh, what the heck. 821 00:53:55,181 --> 00:53:57,880 Mmm. 822 00:54:15,748 --> 00:54:18,146 Ah! No, no, no. I don't dance. 823 00:54:18,147 --> 00:54:20,146 This music is in your honor. 824 00:54:20,147 --> 00:54:22,013 You must dance with them. 825 00:54:22,014 --> 00:54:24,414 Oh. 826 00:54:33,781 --> 00:54:34,913 Uh. 827 00:54:34,914 --> 00:54:37,414 I don't really dance. 828 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,214 Hi. 829 00:54:51,781 --> 00:54:53,280 Whoa! 830 00:54:53,281 --> 00:54:56,481 Yeehaw! 831 00:55:10,514 --> 00:55:13,747 Your bride is getting dressed, lord Tod. 832 00:55:13,748 --> 00:55:16,347 Give her the love potion. I'll be right there. 833 00:55:22,414 --> 00:55:24,380 Hey, you. What do you think? 834 00:55:24,381 --> 00:55:28,614 Which do you like mutton chops or goatee? 835 00:55:30,847 --> 00:55:32,614 Um. 836 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:36,046 Be honest. 837 00:55:36,047 --> 00:55:38,748 Mutton chops, my lord? 838 00:55:41,914 --> 00:55:44,480 No. No, I like the goatee better. 839 00:55:44,481 --> 00:55:46,748 Shoot yourself in the head. 840 00:55:47,814 --> 00:55:49,681 Now. 841 00:55:55,514 --> 00:55:58,181 Well, how about you? 842 00:56:01,648 --> 00:56:03,648 Mutton chops! 843 00:56:10,648 --> 00:56:12,880 Planet of idiots! 844 00:56:19,047 --> 00:56:21,580 You know, they got a point. 845 00:56:21,581 --> 00:56:23,414 Oy. 846 00:56:27,181 --> 00:56:30,681 Leave, all of you! Now! 847 00:56:32,714 --> 00:56:34,913 - You monster, you horrible... - silence! 848 00:56:34,914 --> 00:56:36,747 I will not be silent about the fact... 849 00:56:36,748 --> 00:56:39,747 - I said silence! - ...That you killed my husband! 850 00:56:39,748 --> 00:56:41,046 Listen to me and do as I say. 851 00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:42,747 Your life may depend on it! 852 00:56:42,748 --> 00:56:46,113 Spengo thinks this is a love potion, but I've replaced it with water. 853 00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:49,680 When injected you must act as though you're in love with him. 854 00:56:49,681 --> 00:56:51,213 Oh! 855 00:56:51,214 --> 00:56:54,480 After the wedding, I'll search the desert for your husband. 856 00:56:54,481 --> 00:56:57,181 - My husband's dead, thank you! - Silence! 857 00:56:58,314 --> 00:57:02,581 I have reason to believe he ejected from his ship. 858 00:57:03,847 --> 00:57:06,680 You mean... He's alive? 859 00:57:06,681 --> 00:57:08,747 Perhaps. 860 00:57:08,748 --> 00:57:10,747 And if he is, 861 00:57:10,748 --> 00:57:12,946 he is the only person who can save this planet 862 00:57:12,947 --> 00:57:15,013 from Spengo's misguided tyranny. 863 00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:17,281 Misguided? 864 00:57:20,347 --> 00:57:24,013 Before I came to power was there a fortress? 865 00:57:24,014 --> 00:57:27,481 Was there a mag-no beam? 866 00:57:28,414 --> 00:57:31,380 Was there a death ray? No. 867 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,547 This planet was nothing. 868 00:57:33,548 --> 00:57:35,380 It was a cosmic zero. 869 00:57:35,381 --> 00:57:40,447 Now, starting tomorrow, we will rule the universe. 870 00:57:41,314 --> 00:57:42,947 You. 871 00:57:44,314 --> 00:57:46,713 You will become my queen. 872 00:57:46,714 --> 00:57:49,314 I'll never love you, you creep! 873 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,781 Yes, you will. 874 00:58:02,214 --> 00:58:03,880 Oh. 875 00:58:05,347 --> 00:58:07,581 Oh, Tod. 876 00:58:08,781 --> 00:58:11,614 Marry me, now. 877 00:58:14,714 --> 00:58:16,647 And as for you, 878 00:58:16,648 --> 00:58:19,580 death is too good for a traitor. 879 00:58:19,581 --> 00:58:22,913 After the wedding we will take you to the command center, 880 00:58:22,914 --> 00:58:25,647 and we will insert you into the death ray. 881 00:58:25,648 --> 00:58:29,146 We will watch you die as we watch Earth die. 882 00:58:29,147 --> 00:58:31,280 So... 883 00:58:31,281 --> 00:58:33,914 What do you think of me now, Afir? 884 00:58:35,147 --> 00:58:39,146 I think you're a small, pathetic, 885 00:58:39,147 --> 00:58:42,013 insignificant little cretin. 886 00:58:42,014 --> 00:58:43,879 Oh, really? 887 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:47,247 Well, what do you think of me now? 888 00:58:56,014 --> 00:58:57,946 Oh... 889 00:58:57,947 --> 00:58:59,846 Tod. 890 00:58:59,847 --> 00:59:03,946 I love you. Marry me? 891 00:59:03,947 --> 00:59:06,079 No, sorry. Marrying Marge. 892 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,213 Take him away. 893 00:59:08,214 --> 00:59:10,680 Traitor! 894 00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:12,548 Traitor! 895 00:59:13,581 --> 00:59:17,513 Oh, Tod, you're such a brave man. 896 00:59:17,514 --> 00:59:19,714 When can we go away together? 897 00:59:21,614 --> 00:59:24,147 Shortly, my love. 898 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,979 The second we are wed, 899 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,079 we'll board my private rocket, 900 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,180 and I'll wh... 901 00:59:32,181 --> 00:59:34,213 I'll whisk you away 902 00:59:34,214 --> 00:59:37,547 to my private moon, little dot, 903 00:59:37,548 --> 00:59:41,946 and there we will enjoy conjugal bliss 904 00:59:41,947 --> 00:59:46,681 as we watch your ex-planet being destroyed. 905 00:59:48,181 --> 00:59:50,614 Until then... 906 00:59:55,214 --> 00:59:58,013 Ack! Ahem. Ah! 907 00:59:58,014 --> 01:00:00,214 You're welcome! 908 01:00:11,281 --> 01:00:13,013 Pinhead. 909 01:00:13,014 --> 01:00:15,013 Send a platoon into the desert. 910 01:00:15,014 --> 01:00:17,946 Find the Earth-Dick and execute him at once! 911 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:20,147 Yes, lord Tod! 912 01:00:32,847 --> 01:00:34,979 The death cart! The death cart is coming! 913 01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:37,547 The death cart is coming! 914 01:00:37,548 --> 01:00:39,781 This is it! Prepare to leave! 915 01:00:49,147 --> 01:00:51,548 That's, uh... 916 01:00:52,548 --> 01:00:55,080 Good! That's good. 917 01:01:03,147 --> 01:01:07,880 Let's hope these people are extremely stupid. 918 01:01:39,147 --> 01:01:41,347 Looks like we caught them sleeping. 919 01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:45,447 Captain, look. 920 01:01:48,614 --> 01:01:49,814 Move out! 921 01:02:07,381 --> 01:02:10,113 Oh my god! Captain! 922 01:02:10,114 --> 01:02:12,180 The Earth man has a light grenade for a head! 923 01:02:12,181 --> 01:02:15,246 What? Over here! Hurry! 924 01:02:15,247 --> 01:02:17,213 - What!? - Look! 925 01:02:17,214 --> 01:02:20,481 He has a light grenade... 926 01:02:24,748 --> 01:02:26,847 idiot! 927 01:02:30,381 --> 01:02:33,180 Careful, men, there's a light grenade on the ground. 928 01:02:33,181 --> 01:02:34,780 - Where? Where? - On the ground? 929 01:02:34,781 --> 01:02:37,013 - Show us, sir. - Where? 930 01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:40,648 Right here! 931 01:02:43,181 --> 01:02:46,447 I'm not going near it. No, not me. 932 01:02:56,347 --> 01:02:58,547 So, Earth-Dick, do you think 933 01:02:58,548 --> 01:03:02,480 - this plan will work? - If I got this guy Spengo figured out, 934 01:03:02,481 --> 01:03:04,080 I think it might. 935 01:03:14,614 --> 01:03:16,580 - Faster, faster! - Move it! 936 01:03:16,581 --> 01:03:18,346 Faster, move it, move it! 937 01:03:18,347 --> 01:03:20,680 - Watch out, huge rock! - Big rock! 938 01:03:20,681 --> 01:03:22,314 Ho, whoa! 939 01:03:30,947 --> 01:03:33,080 "Pick me up." 940 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:49,247 I think we're gonna need some reinforcements out here. 941 01:03:51,114 --> 01:03:53,013 ♪ Tod, Tod, Tod, Tod ♪ 942 01:03:53,014 --> 01:03:56,547 - ♪ Tod, Tod, Tod, Tod... ♪ - ♪ today Marge Nelson ♪ 943 01:03:56,548 --> 01:03:58,613 ♪ Becomes Marge Spengo ♪ 944 01:03:58,614 --> 01:04:00,213 ♪ And all across the planet ♪ 945 01:04:00,214 --> 01:04:05,079 ♪ All hearts will do the tango ♪ 946 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,780 ♪ Tod, Tod, Tod, Tod ♪ 947 01:04:06,781 --> 01:04:10,347 - ♪ Tod, Tod, Tod ♪ - ♪ and Marge. ♪ 948 01:04:20,347 --> 01:04:22,481 Oh. 949 01:04:23,414 --> 01:04:25,880 Ooh. 950 01:04:50,748 --> 01:04:53,214 Hello, my sweet. 951 01:04:59,814 --> 01:05:04,213 Dear friends, today our bold and noble emperor Tod 952 01:05:04,214 --> 01:05:07,548 - is to be wed... - all right, hurry up. Hurry it up! 953 01:05:10,581 --> 01:05:14,547 In conclusion, do you, Tod Spengo, take Marge Nelson 954 01:05:14,548 --> 01:05:17,613 - to be your lawfully wedded wife? - Of course I do, fool! 955 01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:21,346 And do you, Marge Nelson, take Tod Spengo 956 01:05:21,347 --> 01:05:23,481 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 957 01:05:26,614 --> 01:05:30,380 Well, um... I, uh... 958 01:05:30,381 --> 01:05:32,381 I... I... I... 959 01:05:43,347 --> 01:05:45,080 well, see who it is! 960 01:05:48,447 --> 01:05:51,946 What are you doing? Don't you know it's the emperor's wedding day? 961 01:05:51,947 --> 01:05:54,414 Sorry to bother you, but... 962 01:05:55,347 --> 01:05:59,014 Big... Giant... statue! 963 01:06:02,481 --> 01:06:04,380 Who is it? 964 01:06:04,381 --> 01:06:07,446 There's a statue at the front gate, lord Tod! 965 01:06:07,447 --> 01:06:10,580 What kind of statue? 966 01:06:10,581 --> 01:06:13,747 A statue of you, lord Tod! 967 01:06:13,748 --> 01:06:18,246 Oh. 968 01:06:18,247 --> 01:06:20,714 Excuse me, my dear. 969 01:06:27,114 --> 01:06:29,247 Doors! 970 01:06:38,281 --> 01:06:39,979 Oh, god. 971 01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:42,879 You idiot! You fool! 972 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,947 Can't you see? This is a trick. 973 01:06:46,581 --> 01:06:50,446 This statue doesn't look anything like me. 974 01:06:50,447 --> 01:06:52,146 I mean, I... 975 01:06:52,147 --> 01:06:54,713 I don't have that much fat around my face. 976 01:06:54,714 --> 01:06:56,780 - Well, do I? - Huh-uh. 977 01:06:56,781 --> 01:07:00,447 Well, then what did you bring me out here fo... 978 01:07:01,681 --> 01:07:03,481 ooh! 979 01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:07,547 Well, don't just stand there. 980 01:07:07,548 --> 01:07:08,813 Bring it in, bring it in! 981 01:07:08,814 --> 01:07:11,681 Let everyone see how much it doesn't look like me! 982 01:07:22,681 --> 01:07:24,447 Hello? 983 01:07:34,614 --> 01:07:37,346 Like a hundred times more handsome than that. 984 01:07:37,347 --> 01:07:40,480 No, like a thousand times more handsome. 985 01:07:40,481 --> 01:07:42,747 I mean, do I look like this? 986 01:07:42,748 --> 01:07:47,047 - Oh, no, lord Tod. - Oh, carry on, you fool. 987 01:07:49,347 --> 01:07:50,680 Come on! 988 01:07:50,681 --> 01:07:53,846 Okay, is the trap door ready? 989 01:07:53,847 --> 01:07:56,079 Yes, it has been sealed firmly shut, great Dick. 990 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,913 Sealed? 991 01:07:57,914 --> 01:08:00,614 Dradai has sealed it so that no man may open it. 992 01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:08,147 I'm like a million times more handsome than that. 993 01:08:28,281 --> 01:08:29,446 Dick! 994 01:08:29,447 --> 01:08:31,747 - Spengo! - What are you doing in my head? 995 01:08:31,748 --> 01:08:33,013 That's my woman! 996 01:08:33,014 --> 01:08:35,079 - Dick! - Kill him! 997 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,313 Marge is mine! 998 01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:41,813 - Marge! - Dick! Help! Help! 999 01:08:41,814 --> 01:08:43,947 But don't hurt yourself! 1000 01:08:46,548 --> 01:08:49,114 - Vavoom! - Vavoom! 1001 01:08:59,980 --> 01:09:02,946 Tod, you are the rudest, most thoughtless, immature, 1002 01:09:02,947 --> 01:09:08,247 inconsiderate, spoiled, childish, pig-headed... 1003 01:09:39,514 --> 01:09:41,647 Semage? 1004 01:09:41,648 --> 01:09:44,980 - Sibor! - Ah! 1005 01:09:58,014 --> 01:10:01,947 ...unpleasant, most miserable excuse for a man I've ever met in my life! 1006 01:10:06,914 --> 01:10:09,014 Ah! Ow. 1007 01:10:12,381 --> 01:10:14,247 Ah! 1008 01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:30,913 In 100 Spengo-seconds, Marge Nelson, 1009 01:10:30,914 --> 01:10:33,714 your planet will be no more. 1010 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:38,813 And as for you, Afir, goodbye. 1011 01:10:38,814 --> 01:10:42,480 Too bad our friendship had to end with a laser 1012 01:10:42,481 --> 01:10:44,381 through your belly! 1013 01:10:56,581 --> 01:10:58,080 No! 1014 01:11:09,347 --> 01:11:11,480 Hold it, Spengo! 1015 01:11:11,481 --> 01:11:12,780 - Huh? - Dick! 1016 01:11:12,781 --> 01:11:14,780 That's my wife you've got there, 1017 01:11:14,781 --> 01:11:18,381 that's my planet you're blowing up, and that's... 1018 01:11:20,681 --> 01:11:23,146 that's just some guy I met, but still, 1019 01:11:23,147 --> 01:11:26,281 I think this thing has gone just a little too far! 1020 01:11:40,648 --> 01:11:42,413 Dick! Dick, he's crazy. 1021 01:11:42,414 --> 01:11:44,647 He's gonna blow up the Earth. 1022 01:11:44,648 --> 01:11:47,180 Stephanie, Alan! Salty. 1023 01:11:47,181 --> 01:11:50,813 - It's all right, honey, I'll take care of it. - Dick, watch out! 1024 01:11:50,814 --> 01:11:53,481 Whoa! 1025 01:11:57,847 --> 01:12:02,147 Eat steel, Earth man! 1026 01:12:04,814 --> 01:12:06,481 Uh-oh. 1027 01:12:08,748 --> 01:12:11,446 Whoa! 1028 01:12:11,447 --> 01:12:14,714 Oh, a fighter! Touché! 1029 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,013 Don't... don... don't! 1030 01:12:19,014 --> 01:12:21,314 - Ow! - Ah! Ooh. 1031 01:12:24,247 --> 01:12:26,381 I meant to miss! 1032 01:12:46,414 --> 01:12:48,680 Okay. Hey, l-let's rest. 1033 01:12:48,681 --> 01:12:51,548 Ah. Yeah, yeah. 1034 01:13:03,947 --> 01:13:08,548 - All right, let go. - Let... go! Let go! 1035 01:13:33,548 --> 01:13:35,346 Goodbye, Dick Nelson. 1036 01:13:35,347 --> 01:13:39,214 - Oh, Tod. - Marge? 1037 01:13:51,347 --> 01:13:55,147 Spengo, this time you messed with the wrong Earth man! 1038 01:14:02,347 --> 01:14:05,614 Oh, my tooth! You chipped my tooth, you idiot! 1039 01:14:12,748 --> 01:14:15,514 - I love you. - I love you too. 1040 01:14:20,114 --> 01:14:22,581 The death ray! 1041 01:14:42,714 --> 01:14:45,548 Ooh! Ow. 1042 01:14:46,481 --> 01:14:48,313 Oh, fine. 1043 01:14:48,314 --> 01:14:52,381 You invite people to your planet, and this is how they treat you. 1044 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:04,180 Stay with us, good Dick and Marge. 1045 01:15:04,181 --> 01:15:06,946 Yes, stay with us, please. 1046 01:15:06,947 --> 01:15:08,480 Oh, we really have to go now. 1047 01:15:08,481 --> 01:15:10,246 Yeah, I have to work tomorrow. 1048 01:15:10,247 --> 01:15:13,480 I have reversed the polarity on the mag-no beam. 1049 01:15:13,481 --> 01:15:16,014 It should return you safely and in haste. 1050 01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:21,547 I just said "I have reversed the polarity on the mag-no beam." 1051 01:15:21,548 --> 01:15:23,947 It should return you safely and in haste"! 1052 01:15:27,247 --> 01:15:29,814 Therefore, you may go. 1053 01:15:32,581 --> 01:15:36,614 Good Dick and Marge, you have saved our world as well as your own. 1054 01:15:38,114 --> 01:15:40,913 Forever, thank you. 1055 01:15:40,914 --> 01:15:42,680 Goodbye. 1056 01:15:42,681 --> 01:15:45,446 Thank you. Thank you. 1057 01:15:45,447 --> 01:15:48,580 And I'll never make that tuna casserole again. 1058 01:15:48,581 --> 01:15:52,580 Bye. Come on, Margie, we gotta go. 1059 01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:55,181 - Bye, all. - Bye. 1060 01:15:57,648 --> 01:15:59,879 - Whoa! - Here we go! 1061 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:02,747 - Bye-bye. - Goodbye, everyone. 1062 01:16:02,748 --> 01:16:04,846 - Thank you! - Yeah, yeah. 1063 01:16:04,847 --> 01:16:07,513 - Thank you, Earth-Dick. - Goodbye, Afir. 1064 01:16:07,514 --> 01:16:08,946 Don't forget to write. 1065 01:16:08,947 --> 01:16:11,246 - You'll always be a rebel. - Bye! 1066 01:16:11,247 --> 01:16:13,013 Okay, say cheese! 1067 01:16:13,014 --> 01:16:15,381 - Thank you. - Bye! 1068 01:16:37,914 --> 01:16:40,480 Happy anniversary, Dick. 1069 01:16:40,481 --> 01:16:43,347 Happy anniversary, Marge. 1070 01:16:45,214 --> 01:16:47,614 Oh, hang on, Margie. 1071 01:16:50,581 --> 01:16:53,346 It turned out to be a pretty nice trip after all, didn't it? 1072 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:55,313 Yeah, yeah. 1073 01:16:55,314 --> 01:16:57,314 Yeah, it was. 1074 01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:13,914 You okay? 1075 01:17:15,014 --> 01:17:16,780 - You? - Eh. 1076 01:17:16,781 --> 01:17:18,914 The shocks are probably shot. 1077 01:17:21,447 --> 01:17:24,080 The old Ojai highway. 1078 01:17:34,781 --> 01:17:37,581 Welcome home! Ha... wha? 1079 01:17:41,414 --> 01:17:44,880 - Hi, kids. - We're back. 1080 01:17:53,247 --> 01:17:55,380 Oh! There's your dad in front of Saturn! 1081 01:17:55,381 --> 01:17:58,246 I guess you were right about that flash, Margie. 1082 01:17:58,247 --> 01:18:01,713 Oh, look, it's that nice young Blaaattt. 1083 01:18:01,714 --> 01:18:03,580 There's the girls. 1084 01:18:03,581 --> 01:18:06,213 Remind me, I promised I'd write them when I got back. 1085 01:18:06,214 --> 01:18:09,413 - This is Santa Barbara? - Well, yeah. 1086 01:18:09,414 --> 01:18:11,246 And a bit north. 1087 01:18:11,247 --> 01:18:13,314 Genius. 1088 01:18:25,514 --> 01:18:27,748 Ooh! Oh! 1089 01:18:35,014 --> 01:18:36,813 To our trip. 1090 01:18:36,814 --> 01:18:38,747 To our anniversary. 1091 01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:41,414 To the future. 1092 01:18:49,181 --> 01:18:52,380 Oh, Dick, we really shouldn't. 1093 01:18:52,381 --> 01:18:55,880 Oh! Oh, Earth-Dick.75097

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