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Previously on
"The Vampire Diaries"...

The Travelers are
about to make their move.

Their leader Markos is here.

One by one,
they've taken over towns

by putting passengers
inside of the townsfolk.

I take it back.
This is creepy.

We think they're doing
the same thing in Mystic Falls.

You're passengered
into the body of a hybrid, Julian.

They've started the spell to
make Julian permanent.

Unh!

Enzo's dead.

Aah! Unh!

Enzo, I can bring
you back.

I'll find a way.

And how do you
plan on doing that?

Markos found
his way back.

It's not impossible.

The other side
is falling apart.

And when this
place goes,

you are going with it.

You asked if there
was anything you could do

about
the other side.

Say good-bye to your
friends, Bonnie.

The blood of the final
two doppelgangers

can undo the witches' curse
that prevents us

from finding a home.

We can break that curse.

Wakey, wakey.

Mr...Sikes,
head of corporate accounts.

Oops. Sorry about that.

Yeah. Can't have you
mumbling any of those

annoying Traveler ditties.

It's a sure migraine.

So here's the deal.

My brother and my girl
have both been kidnapped

by Travelers, and I can't seem
to find them anywhere.

I mean, like, poof,
gone, right?

So besides a completely
clueless hybrid in my basement

and a cave full
of sleeping Travelers,

I've got nothing to go on
except you,

so I'm gonna need
you to tell me

where I can find
your leader Markos.

What's up, blondie?

Liv and Luke aren't
answering any of my--

oh, my God!
Mr. Sikes?

You know him?

Yeah. He helped me open
my first savings account.

He gave me a lollipop.

Well, unfortunately,
Mr. Sikes here

is occupied by some
low-life Traveler.

I saw him and his buddies
chanting

in the town square
last week.

I also know that Markos

and your
passengered comrades

are planning some
big flashy spell

to undo some super boring
ancient witch curse,

and where that sucks
for us,

it just happens to undo
all witch magic,

i.e. kill me

and my sexy, blond
frenemy here.

If you know where Markos
took Stefan and Elena,

you need to tell us.

Yep.

Sorry. You're gonna
have to speak up.

Mmm. Nope, nope.
Didn't catch that either.

I think he's trying
to say something to me.

Come here, sweetie pie.

It doesn't matter
where Markos is.

Nothing you do
can stop him now.

You have...enough.

Let me go.

Aah! Unh!
Aah!

I'll have enough when you
can no longer speak.

Who's there?

Shh. Get out
of here.

Go.

Stefan.

Elena.

♪The Vampire Diaries 05x21 ♪
Promised Land
Original Air Date on May 8, 2014

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

Seriously?

Collect calls
are still a thing?

Yeah. Well,
you know what could have

saved you the cost
of this phone call?

You finding us.

How long have we
been gone?

4 days.

4 days? 4 days,

and you couldn't
track us down?

What'd you think, we were having
a nice spa getaway?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I've been searching 24/7, ok?

Maybe if you'd been
a little more perceptive,

you wouldn't have gotten
yourselves doppelnapped.

Oh.

What the hell
was that?

Travelers drained us
of our blood,

so we've had to do
a little bit of hunting.

You have Elena participating in
squirrel slaughter?

Believe me, she's
no happier about it than I am.

Heh heh. She'll
shoot your eye out.

Do you want to talk to her,
or are you still pretending

like you don't want
to hear her voice?

Don't psychoanalyze
me, Stefan.

Where are you?
I'll come get you.

I have no idea
where we are.

We're in the middle
of nowhere.

Listen. We'll make
our way back,

but Markos drained
most of our blood,

and considering the kinds
of spells he was able to do

with just
a little bit of it...

Yeah, I know.

Find Markos,
kill Markos,

save Mystic Falls
from becoming Traveler home.

It's gonna be a busy day
for me, Stefan.

Time to strap on
the hero hair.

I'll get her home
safely, all right?

Get both yourselves
home safely, brother.

I'd hate to have
to kick her ass for losing you.

Unh! God.

Forgetting someone?

Bonnie!

He says you promised
you bring him back.

Uh, you're paraphrasing.

He said, quote,
I will find a way.

Whatever.

Hello. Still here,

and I know
what I said.

Hey. Remind him he doesn't have
a very good track record

for keeping promises.

Please stop talking.

The other side is
on the brink of collapse.

I plan on pestering
all of you

until I'm safely returned
to the land of the living.

You need to fix this
before I lose my mind.

Hey. I'm sorry, ok?

I've got two missing
doppelgangers,

I've got a Traveler that wants to rid
our town of magic,

and I've got the friendly banker
Mr. Sikes

in the coat closet,

so escape from
the netherworld's

gonna have to wait
until tomorrow.

I think he wants to be
penciled in for today.

Then you bring
him back.

What?

Liv is cooking up a spell

to pull you back from the other side
before it goes kaboom,

so whatever you're doing,
just include Enzo in it.

You hear me, Enzo.

Just hitch a ride
with her, ok?

See? There
delegating.

I feel better.

That's not
a great idea.

You called.

You. I need you
and your Xbox buddy

to run an errand for me.

Come on. Let's go.

Well, what are you
waiting for?

Ring up your
little witchy friend

and get her over here.

Ohh. I feel like
an idiot.

Ditto.

Do that thing again.

The vamp thing.

Oh, no. I don't
want to do that.

Come on. You know
it's embarrassing.

Come on. It's the only thing that's
keeping me sane right now.

Sure.

Ohh.

Hmm. That was funnier
the first time.

Yeah. Well, you
were delirious the first time.

How many, um--ahem--
you know,

are we supposed to have before
we get our strength back?

More than we've had,
that's for sure.

Let me know if you
see a damn buffalo.

This is depressing.

Yeah. More depressing than
walking for miles

and not knowing
where the hell you're going?

No, probably not
more depressing than that.

Damon is in full
hero mode today.

I'm sure he was
thrilled about that.

I don't know.
He had the whole

savior of the
universe voice going on.

I like that voice.

You know, maybe this
whole thing's a sign.

A sign of what?

My blood can literally
destroy him.

If that's not a sign
that we're in a toxic relationship--

Our blood,
all right, our blood.

Don't hog the blame.

Look. We're vampires.
We're a toxic species.

Whether you want to
blame it on magic or biology,

it's just who we are.

When a human gets
ravenously hungry,

they eat
a double cheeseburger.

We kill people.

Some of us are more
extreme than others,

but that's just
who we are.

How come you're so much
better at controlling it?

Because I'm so much
worse when I don't.

I'm only gonna
say this once.

You two are miserable
without each other,

so if you want to be with him,
just be with him.

Look. When humans
want to break free

from complicated relationships,
they go to therapy.

Vampires get a pass, ok?

Come on.

I ordered us waffles.

I figured our last meal
wouldn't be complete

until we poured
liquid sugar all over it.

Mmm. My ray
of sunshine sister.

The coven's pissed, Luke.

You were supposed to hide
Stefan and Elena from the Travelers,

and you practically
delivered them on a silver platter.

Ok. How was I
supposed to know

that Casper the English ghost
would be a complication.

That's not the point.

We were never supposed
to let things get this far.

We got sucked into
some stupid

"let's be friends" trap.

Look. These people
are nice, ok,

more than I can say
for our screwed up family.

Ohh!

What are you doing?

It's not me.

Like I said,
the coven is pissed.

Fine. I'm listening.

We were supposed to
keep the doppelgangers

from falling into
Markos' hands.

We failed.

We can't let him succeed
at taking away our magic.

There's only
one move left.

We have to kill
Stefan and Elena.

Yeah.

Morning, Sam.

Mrs. Douglas,
special delivery.

Mailman didn't
deliver anything?

Nope. Just
picking up.

I'm going to be
late for school.

I've got a million
college essays to review.

What's going on, Pam?

Something's wrong.
You're different lately.

I think what's wrong is the fact
that it's taken you so long

to notice that your wife has been
colonized by a total stranger.

You think I'm joking?
I'm serious.

So am I.

My name's Karl.

I'm a Traveler living inside
your wife's body

while my real body
is asleep in a cave under the town.

What are you
talking about?

This isn't
my first choice,

but I need to borrow something
that's expendable.

Pam, you need help.

Tsk.

Unh!

This marriage was
a disaster anyway.

No hard feelings.

I think I just
hallucinated a unicorn.

Hmm. Maybe Caroline's
nearby.

Heh. If Caroline
was here,

we'd have a fully
catered buffet

on the side
of the road

and a rainbow.

Two rainbows.

That's funny. Ha!

You know, when we
were younger,

I couldn't decide
what was more annoying--

her control freakiness

or her delusional
positivity,

but right now honestly, there
isn't a single person

I wish was here more.

Her control freakiness
never really bugged me.

Yeah. Well, you didn't
have to build

a Barbie castle
with her

in the second grade.

That's true.
I do know this.

If Caroline Forbes
was here right now,

we would both be laughing.

We're so pathetic.

You know what?

Let's put on your best
Caroline Forbes hats, shall we?

All right, universe,
enough screwing around.

We're ready
for the good stuff.

Theme dance
or block party maybe.

You got to be
kidding me.

What?

Oh, my God.

That is so weird.

Oh, no, wait.

See?

H--oh. Not what
I was expecting.

All right.
Let's cut to the chase.

You're giving us a ride.

You're trying
to compel me?

Who do you think
freed you last night?

Get in. They're
coming for you.

Ah, great.

I'm gonna add carry to the
list of things that you can't do well,

but that's ok.

You can pay me back
with your salary from the grill

if you want to work
a couple thousand years.

Why don't you do
us all a favor and start dating

Elena again?

Just put her
on the pool table.

What the hell
is going on?

Who are all
these people?

Traveler husks.

They've passengered
theirselves

into the beautiful
citizens of Mystic Falls

like your buddy
Mr. Sikes.

You two, make
yourselves useful.

Patrol the town.

Call me if you see
anything weirder than usual.

And what are you planning
on doing with all of them?

Here you go.
Oh, yeah.

Well, Markos put
them in a cave.

I'm hoping he
wants them back.

So you think drawing Markos
to your house is the best idea?

It's the only idea

unless your body-snatched
ex-boyfriend

in the basement
can help us.

Julian is not Tyler.

Therefore, he has
no reason to help us,

so until I figure out
a way to get Tyler back,

he's just extra baggage.

There's no shame
in giving up.

I mean, aren't we
all a little sick of Tyler?

You know what?

Your whole I'm too cool
to care thing

is really starting
to get old,

and don't think
for one second that I believe

your mood has nothing
to do with Elena.

Spare me the unsolicited
relationship advice.

Fine. Just keep your
torture-happy hands off of Tyler

until I figure
something out.

I don't abandon the people
that I care about.

It was too risky
to haul you out of there myself,

so I had to
circle back.

Won't they kill you
for helping us out?

Yes, which is why
we need to make sure

that they don't get to me before
I get to my husband.

I assume you know
where he is.

Well, seeing as how he's
permanently passengered

into one of
our best friends, yeah.

This isn't really
a 3-person kind of truck, is it?

You can always
sit in your boyfriend's lap.

-We're not together.
-She's not my girlfriend.

Noted.
Sorry I assumed.

I thought
the doppelgangers

were, like, fated soul mates
or something.

Something like that.

So you want
your husband back.

I get it,

but didn't he run
from Markos, too?

Doesn't that make
you guys both dead?

Markos is focused
on breaking the curse

so that the Travelers
can settle

permanently
in your hometown.

I'll have a head start
if I can get

to Julian before
Markos starts the spell.

We're not just gonna
let you take Tyler.

Tyler is gone.

There's only
Julian now,

and he belongs
with me.

Once the spell starts, magic will
be stripped away

layer by layer.

Tyler's body will turn from hybrid
back to werewolf,

but then finally,
he'll just be dead,

and my husband
along with him.

So leaving him
behind is not an option.

Quit hovering.
It's weird.

You're, like,
permanently inhabiting

the former love
of my life.

Let's debate the levels
of weird.

If he's former,
why do you care?

Because he's a person
whose life you stole without asking.

He deserves
to be fought for.

Whatever.

So why can't Markos
and all the other Travelers

find someplace else
to live?

It's nice here.

Besides, it's not
just about breaking the curse

that keeps us
from being able to settle.

It's revenge
against everything

the witches
stand for,

every grimoire,
every talisman,

every vampire,
right down to your daylight rings.

The Travelers
see it all as a perversion

of pure magic.

Markos wants to
destroy that perversion.

He wants to restore
the balance.

But that's just wrong.

It's not really wrong
when you think about it.

If anything,
it's kind of right.

Why does he have to be
so violent about it?

When it comes to getting
what he wants,

Markos doesn't have
much of a sense of humor.

Nothing.

Ahh.

Salvatore boring house

I'm calling
about my people.

Hey. You found
my note.

Now listen.
Don't be offended,

but I can't just give
them to anyone,

so what do they
look like?

They're ragged,
beaten down by the world,

desperate for a home.

You just described
homeless people,

aging hipsters,
and Matt Donovan.

One of them is 5'10",
wearing a black coat.

You're standing
next to him.

I know the concept
of a home is new to you,

but it is polite
to knock.

So Julian
is trapped inside of Tyler forever

or until he dies,
so I was thinking

what if he does die?

Maybe that's how
we do it,

that's how we
get him out.

You want to kill Tyler?

Well, he'll go
to the other side,

and then when Liv does
the spell to help you and Enzo,

Tyler can come back.

And speaking of,
shouldn't you be, like,

preparing or talking
to Liv or doing anything

other than packing up
our dorm room?

We have to be out of here
right after finals,

which I might skip due
to the potential extinction of magic

in the place where
I was spending my summer break.

Right, but I think
the other side falling apart

is slightly more pressing than
a late housing fee.

There is no spell.

I made it up.

The other side
is collapsing,

and everyone in it,
including me,

is going away for good.

So, no, I don't think
you should kill Tyler.

Nice place.

A little rustic.

My tastes are more modern
ironically.

Still...

Good bones and all.

I think you read
the flier wrong.

See, the bodies are the only thing
on the bargaining table

and in the attic and the garage
and the kitchen.

About that.

Please tell me taking hostages
isn't your grand plan

because it feels
a little small,

much like the half bathroom
off the foyer.

Funny. Here I thought
you didn't have a sense of humor.

Hmm.

Oh. If you're wondering
about the smell,

I have your salvation army
doused in gasoline,

and I am just itching
to light a match.

Hmm. You're right.

None of this
would be possible

without their willingness
to passenger themselves

into your citizens
and help perform my spell,

and while I'd like
to give them the opportunity

to return to their
actual bodies..

It's not essential
to my plan.

Did you really think you'd
found the whole of my people?

Travelers are everywhere.

They're the faces that surround
you every day the world over,

the ones you don't notice
because you're too busy

making a mess
of all that you have.

They want
those things, too--

a home, a family,
a better life--

and they're willing
to die for it.

You want
a promised land.

I get it, ok,
but look.

Off the record, I mean,
Mystic Falls is kind of a dump--

bad schools,
terrible traffic,

and forget about ever
getting a decent cup of coffee.

Mystic Falls is
a means to an end,

like a small pebble
dropped into a very large pond.

Very poetic.
No idea what it means.

Once we destroy
the spirit magic in this town,

the witches' curse
will finally be broken.

From there, the spell
will ripple outward,

unraveling spirit magic
as it spreads.

Only pure magic,
our magic, will remain.

My people will be free
to go wherever they choose,

and when witch magic
and all that it has ever created

is gone from this earth,

you will be, too.

I think I've heard
about enough.

You underestimate me.

I've completely transfused myself
with doppelganger blood.

I'm channeling all
the power of my people.

You're not strong
enough to kill me anymore.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee...

Not that it matters.

The spell has
already begun.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Home, sweet, home.

I don't meant
to be rude,

but would you mind
if I drained

your carotid
of a few ounces?

You're two blocks
from home.

Would you mind
holding out,

considering
I saved your lives?

Word of advice,
keep a low profile.

This is exactly where Markos
doesn't want you to be.

If a Traveler
spots you, you're going

right back
to that camp.

Look out!

What the hell
is she doing?

Trying to kill you.
Just a wild guess.

Get out of the car.

Unlock the doors!

I did!

Stop!

I can't!

Oh, my God.

Aah!

I'm sorry,
I really am,

but we need to make
the doppelganger blood useless.

One you
needs to die.

Unh!

It doesn't matter
which one really.

When did you plan
on telling me,

or were you just hoping
the darkness would come take me

before the awful truth
came out?

Answer me!

Don't you get it?

There is
no solution.

There's always
a solution.

Your boyfriend
came back from the dead,

Markos came back
from the dead,

you came back
from the dead!

The Travelers used
doppelganger blood in that spell

to bring Markos back,
which means

they basically
destroyed the magic

that was hding
the other side together.

It's unraveling,
and there is nothing

anyone can do
to stop it.

It is over, Enzo.

You're not coming back.

Accept it.

I will accept it

when that darkness comes
and yanks me into oblivion.

I will accept
when I no longer exist.

I spent over 50 years
stuck in a cell,

poked, prodded,
tortured.

By all rights, I had no hope
of ever getting out,

but I clung to it,

so I will accept it
when it's done

and not a minute prior.

I know you.

You tried to kill
my boyfriend in the caves.

What's going on?

A Traveler just died.

Please tell
my husband I tried.

I'd invite you to stay
for dinner,

but I'm not very familiar
with the Traveler cuisine,

although I'm sure it
involves lots of trail mix

and gruel.

I think I'll take
this wall down.

I love
an open floor plan.

Damon.

He doesn't know I'm here.

Use the element
of surprise.

Not sure you're clever
enough to pull it off.

Just thought I'd
put it out there.

Well, all I can ask
is that you leave me

with a couple
great bottles of wine.

You know, I spent half
my life shoplifting the stuff.

I'm assuming you want to
see the wine cellar.

Ah. Here's something
you don't see every day.

Bordeaux 1945.

I think I won this
in a poker game.

I don't know. Maybe Stefan brought
it back from the war.

I don't remember.

Where is
your brother?

I was hoping
he'd be here.

The doppelgangers
seemed to have slipped away

without saying
good-bye.

Well, that's
a good question.

Why don't we find out?

After you.

Do it. Liv, come on.

No hard feelings.

Just following
our coven's orders.

Aah!

Liv! Liv,
what's happening?

Oh, no.

Your magic sputter out?

Luke, it's started.
The spell's started.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit...

We trusted you.

It doesn't matter.

You're gonna be
dead any second.

Elena!

Stefan, our rings
aren't working.

Get inside.
Run now!

Elena! Hey.
What happened?

-Our rings aren't working.
-What?!

Whole town square's
filled with Travelers.

We got to get out of here.

The tunnels.
In the stockroom.

Come on. Let's go.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Elena!

Unh! Ohh!

What's going on?

The spell unravels
the witch magic.

It's spreading,
and without the magic,

I'm just someone
who was shot by his dad.

All right. Come on.
Let's keep running.

Maybe we'll stay
ahead of it.

Well, Stefan isn't
picking up,

so he might just be
out of cell phone minutes.

What kind of game
are you playing?

Took you long enough.

My fangs.

What the hell happened
to my fangs?

What?

Unh! Aah!

Ooh.

Aah! Aah! Oh!

We have a problem.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol ehmit pro
kleh et tee.

Zah pet par veet.

Eezol...

Heh heh.

Now what were you saying
about this being your home?

Unh!

No!

Like I said,

the spell will continue
to unravel spirit magic

as it spreads,

which means you're not
long for this world.

The sun's about to set.

Feel free to buy
yourself a little time

to say your good-byes.

You and this traitor
of yours

can try to outrun
the spell

for a little while anyway.

Little Gilbert,

I have never been
so happy to see you.

Get in.

What are we even
supposed to take--

photos, clothes,
hair products?

Like any of that matters
when we're all dead!

Why are you
just sitting there?

I'm thinking.

Well, think
while you pack.

Death is literally
on its way.

You said a vampire
appeared to you

who died
on old Miller Road,

which means the spell
is moving past Mystic Falls.

So whatever will fit.

The rest I'm sure
we'll never see again.

Hello, Bonnie!
Which part

of we're all about to die
isn't registering?

I think I know how to get us
all back form the other side.

I need to find Enzo.

These are all the blood bags
I could get my hands on.

Thanks.

Between the 4 of us,
that will last a day.

Then what?

That's a tomorrow problem.

Right now, we just
got to outrun the spell,

regroup in about
1,000 miles,

and then figure out
a game plan.

You ok?

What was that for?

I had a really
crappy day,

and I needed it.

I thought I was
never gonna see you again,

and I couldn't
think of a worse way to die.

Well, I guess today's
your lucky day.

Jeremy, you head
back with Matt.

We need eyes and ears
in Mystic Falls.

You guys tak
Jeremy's car.

I'm gonna wait here
for Caroline and Bonnie.

I'll call you
in a few hours, Jer.

Be careful.

Surreal,
isn't it?

Who are you?

Dead just like you,

but I've got a proposition
to get us both

out of this place.

What are you
talking about?

Markos managed
to Houdini his way back

to the land
of the living

with some
crazy spell.

Any chance
you know it?

I know the spell,
but I don't know

two dozen Travelers
willing to overwhelm the anchor.

I think you underestimate how
resourceful we are.

Just leave
the details to us.

What do you say?
Interested?

What the hell
is happening?

Grab my hand!

Aah!

Hold on!

No!

Aah!

What's wrong?

We hit
a little snag.

Where's Bonnie?
She was right behind me.

I'm gonna find out
what's taking so long.

I'm looking
for Maria.

I heard she brought you back
to Mystic Falls.

Uh, yeah, she did.

Did she tell you
where she was headed?

Because she can't
stay there.

The town's
completely overrun.

What's the problem?

Did she tell you where she was
headed or what?

Listen. Uh, you're not
gonna see Maria again.

What are you
talking about?

She's dead.

I'm sorry.

Don't touch me.

It wasn't Stefan's fault.

She saved
your punk ass.

I wasn't the one
who killed her the witches did.

Well, someone's
gonna have to pay for it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Whoa.

I'm in no mood
to fight tonight, all right?

Look at me.

My wife's dead.
I'm in somebody else's body.

I've got nowhere to go because
my own people are trying to kill me.

Listen. We're gonna
find a way to stop this spell.

Even if Mystic Falls
is gone,

we're gonna find a way to save
ourselves, all right?

There. Dead doppelganger.

Stopped the spell.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!

No, no.

What the hell
happened?

Maria was the only one
who was willing to help us

who knew that spell.

The great beyond
happened,

and it's gonna
keep happening,

so we need to find
a way out of here and fast.

Stefan.

What?

Bonnie.

This--this
can't be happening.

Please tell me
that you figured out a way

to bring us
all back.

I lost it.

I'm sorry.

Somebody, help me! Please.

Oh, my God. No.

Somebody, help!

Somebody, help!

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