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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,252 --> 00:00:02,920 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:19,895 My name is Paul Dean. But everybody calls me Dixie. 3 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:24,316 Now, I've come to London to manage the best new band in the world. 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,568 All my life 5 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:29,989 I've dreamt of walking in the footsteps of the great Svengalis of rock and roll. 6 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:32,783 You know, like Brian Epstein who found the Beatles, 7 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,411 or Malcolm McLaren who had the Pistols, 8 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,538 or the legend that is Alan McGee. 9 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,623 And next there'd be me. 10 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:43,502 Do you know what? I lie there at night and I imagine people saying my name. 11 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,838 - SHELL: Dixie! - Oh, sorry. 12 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,799 Oh, yeah, this is Shell. She's my girl. 13 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,426 - You daydreaming? - Sorry. Yeah. 14 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,678 Look, London Eye. 15 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:53,888 And there's Big Ben. 16 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,056 - Can we go on that later? - I know. 17 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,223 - What? The London Eye? - Yeah. 18 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:58,059 No. We've got to go see the band as soon as we can. 19 00:00:58,142 --> 00:00:59,393 DIXIE: You see what happened was, 20 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,228 a few weeks ago back in Wales, 21 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:04,732 I was on the Internet looking for bands, and there they were, 22 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:08,486 The Premature Congratulations. Do you know what? 23 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,570 - Shell. Shell. Sit up. - What? 24 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,989 - Michelle was excited as I was. - What? 25 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:15,159 So next morning, first thing, I'm in my music shed 26 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:17,995 packing my rarest records and I'm ready to go. 27 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,163 -(SHELL SHRIEKS) - Oh, Jesus! 28 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,873 Shell trying to help, like... 29 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,083 Oh, yes. 30 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,417 I've got to go to work. 31 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:28,339 Then I lassoed her and I said, "Baby, you're coming to London with me." 32 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,257 (BOTH LAUGHING) 33 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:34,345 The most difficult thing, well, that was telling my father. 34 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:37,014 I'd better go. It's my last round today. 35 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,188 It's like the '80s all over again, ain't it? 36 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,898 People are moving away to work. 37 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:50,361 Don't knock the '80s, Dad. Some good music come out of the '80s. 38 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,201 Fair play, though, they put on a cracking leaving do for us. 39 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:01,455 They had like top DJs. They even had a bit of a whip round. 40 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:05,376 Dixie, we had a bit of a whip round. And this is for you and Shell. 41 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,002 Oh, you shouldn't have done that, Dad. 42 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:10,339 Hey, hey, hey. You can only spend it when you get married. 43 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:11,882 - ALL: Aw. -(DIXIE'S DAD CHUCKLING) 44 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,384 I'll tell you what, as soon as I get a record deal, 45 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,427 first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna marry Michelle. 46 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,638 (ALL CHEERING) 47 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,640 DIXIE'S DAD: You said it now! (LAUGHS) 48 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:21,600 Right, I'm gonna make a speech. 49 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,185 People love my speeches. 50 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,728 Oh, Dixie. 51 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,480 Later on, it was onto the overnight Megabus... 52 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:27,857 Bye-bye! 53 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,067 ...and off to the big city. 54 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,571 London, you got to love it, haven't you? 55 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,406 It's the rock and roll capital of the world. 56 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,283 Anyone who's anyone is here. 57 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:40,870 And my best mate, from back home when I was a kid, Horsey, 58 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,913 he's a top record company boss here now. 59 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:43,998 Tell you what, 60 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,292 when he hears my band, he'll snap 'em right up. 61 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:50,087 'Cause if there's one thing I know, it is music. 62 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,008 Right. 63 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:58,095 Now all I got to do is persuade this band to let me manage 'em. 64 00:02:58,429 --> 00:02:59,930 (ROCK SONG PLAYING) 65 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,944 Boys, you're the best new band that I've ever heard. 66 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,404 And believe you me, I've heard them all. 67 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,197 Give me six months 68 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:43,575 and I promise I'll get you a record deal. 69 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,202 And we'll do it all on a handshake. 70 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,038 So you can walk away whenever you want, yeah? 71 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,083 Just give us a few seconds, eh? 72 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,793 - All right... - I understand what he's saying... 73 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,503 - We don't even know where he's from. - I think he's from... 74 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,672 - Just give them the beers. - MACCA: No, he's from Wales. 75 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,257 I got beers. 76 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,633 - Sound then, mate. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 77 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:00,759 JAKE: Nice one. 78 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:01,885 - Cheers, mate. - Cheers. 79 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,095 TOMMY: Yeah. DIXIE: Ooh. 80 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,138 JAKE: Here y'are, man. 81 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,347 - Fantastic. - Nice one, mate. 82 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:08,309 - Can I have one? - Yeah, of course you can. Sorry, love. 83 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,145 Boys, you're gonna change the world. Honestly, trust me. 84 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,355 - Fucking howay, mate. - Thank you. 85 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:16,567 ALL: Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! 86 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,777 TOMMY: What's your name again, boss? 87 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,613 DIXIE: How good were they, huh? 88 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:23,198 SHELL: Yeah, they were amazing. 89 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,825 Amazing? Amazing. 90 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,410 - And incredible. -(DIXIE CHUCKLES) 91 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,829 Hey, he was a dark horse, after all, wasn't he? 92 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,748 Is it this one? 93 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:34,418 Yeah. Shell, he was a dark horse at first. 94 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,253 Yes, he was a very dark horse, Dixie. 95 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,921 - You're supposed to say, "Who?" - Huh? 96 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:40,341 - You're supposed to say, "Who?" -(LAUGHS) 97 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,633 - Come on, say it. - Who? 98 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,344 - DIXIE: Black Beauty. -(BOTH LAUGHING) 99 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,845 DIXIE: I'll knock the door now. 100 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,680 (DOORBELL BUZZING) 101 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,018 Hiya. Dixie, Michelle. Here to see the flat. 102 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:55,522 1,170 pounds a month, all up front. 103 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:56,690 She said 1,000 on the phone. 104 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,025 (SOFTLY) Shh. It's all right, love. Let's just get it. 105 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,443 - Can we have a look at it first? - No, it's fine. 106 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,111 It's fine. No worries. Um... 107 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:05,282 There's 1,000 there in that bundle. There's the bit extra. 108 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:07,451 Have you got 20 quid, love? 109 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,249 - SHELL: That's all we've got left. -(SLURPING) 110 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,543 Let's just get it now. 111 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,672 SHELL: Can we see the flat then, please? 112 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,391 Hey, fair play. It's all right, this. 113 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,810 Hey, look! Double mattress. 114 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,145 Oh. 115 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,856 (DIXIE CHUCKLES) 116 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,946 Ugh, look. Ugh, I can't sleep on that. 117 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,115 - What is that? - Don't smell it. 118 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:49,618 It's mayonnaise, that is. Bit crusty, isn't it? White and crusty. 119 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,830 - Do you want to have a look? Come on. - Get off. Stop it. 120 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:55,499 - You going on the bed? Go on, lie there. - Get off. 121 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,502 DIXIE: All right, I love you! I'm going straight to see Horsey about the band, okay? 122 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,379 - I'll see you after. Ta-ra. - SHELL: All right. Good luck. 123 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,926 Hello. Horsey, it's me. It's Dixie. 124 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,344 How's it going, butt? 125 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:10,180 Listen, when you get this message, give me a shout, I've moved to London. 126 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,266 And I'm managing a band. They are amazing. 127 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,352 So, give me a shout then we'll hook up, butt, all right? Ta-ra! 128 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:26,113 Hello, Horse, it's me, Dixie. 129 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,782 Listen, I'm here in the middle of town. 130 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,661 North of Nash town... Actually, Oxford. 131 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,037 London Town. 132 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,876 Hi, Horse. It's me again, it is. 133 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,420 Listen, there's something wrong with your answering machine, I think. 134 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:46,258 So, I'm gonna leave this message to say that I'm gonna call in the office, all right? 135 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,302 So, I'll just come in to see you. 136 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,345 Make sure you get the kettle on, okay? 137 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,097 And we'll have a nice cup of tea or something. 138 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,391 All right, then? I'll see you soon. 139 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,163 ALICE: Hey, can I help you? 140 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,998 Hiya. Yeah, I'm just looking for Horsey. 141 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,583 He's like one of the main guys here now, I think. 142 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,335 - Who, sorry? - Horsey. 143 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,462 Right, do you have an appointment? 144 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:27,090 Yeah, my name's Dixie. D-I-X-I-E. 145 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,927 - What's your name? - Alice. 146 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,596 Alice, is it? How is it in Wonderland? 147 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:36,767 Big cat and all that. All right? I'm from Wales. 148 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:43,190 Horsey. It's like horse with a "Y" on the end. 149 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,526 - Oh, do you mean Mr Horse? - Yeah. 150 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:46,652 Brian Horse. 151 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,112 Brian. Is that what they call him in London? Brilliant. 152 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,908 If you can give him a call, let him know I'm here. Dixie. 153 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,369 He'll be out in two minutes. 154 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:59,122 Seriously. Tell him he owes me a fiver as well. He'll laugh. 155 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,542 All right, butt? Listen to that. 156 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,961 Maybe if you'd just told Horsey, right? 157 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,796 - Just jog on, all right? -No, just tell him Dixie's here, 158 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,798 -he'll be down in a second. - Run along, mate! Run along! 159 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,970 You'll be sorry. 160 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,556 He'll have you counting paper clips for a week. 161 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,993 No, no, no. Listen to me, right? Cowell's been sniffing around. 162 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,661 They're gonna be astronomical when their balls drop. 163 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,745 - Horse? - HORSEY: I'm telling ya. 164 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,539 Listen. No, no, seriously... 165 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,834 Horsey? Horsey. 166 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,127 Jesus. Can I call you back? 167 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,712 Hey, hey, hey! How's it going, son? 168 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,171 - What are you doing here? - I moved up. 169 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,798 I've left loads of messages for you. 170 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,341 What? You are living up here now, are you? 171 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,968 I'm in London, permanent. 172 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,429 - With Shell? - Yeah, of course with Shell. 173 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,848 Hey, so, Horsey, how's it going, son? 174 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,933 Nobody calls me Horsey any more. 175 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,101 Right. Look at you. 176 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,437 I'm so proud of you, top A&R man and all that kind of stuff. 177 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,105 Do you know what I mean? And we go way back, don't we? 178 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,774 We were tight as kids. We had the best bands on in South Wales. 179 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,943 Do you know what I mean? And listen, I found a mint band, mate. 180 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,321 - Great. Yeah. What are they called? - The Premature Congratulations. 181 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,282 - Never heard of them. - Listen, nobody'd heard of the Beatles... 182 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,451 Please tell me you're wearing that ironically. 183 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,203 Oh, look, I'm really busy, Dix. I got to go, okay? 184 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,789 - Hey, Horse, have a pint with me, son. - I don't drink any more, Dix. 185 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,876 A cup of tea, then? Horse, it's me, man. 186 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,504 Look, two minutes, right! Walk with me. 187 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,298 That's all I need, son. 188 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,674 Come on, man. We're on London time now. 189 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,134 Okay. Just got to play you this and then we can... 190 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:38,221 Jesus! Man! Dix! Man... Oh! It's a cassette! 191 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,974 I know, mate. Retro novelty angle. People go mad for it. 192 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,226 It's like Polaroid cameras are back in now, big time. 193 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,647 A&R men, they don't listen to cassettes any more. They haven't got a cassette player. 194 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,857 It'll be like Oasis and the Pistols. No media training, 195 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:49,983 -we unleash them on the world... - Oh, my God! 196 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,234 Look what time it is! Right, I got to go. 197 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,403 - I'll come with you. - Brilliant, Dix. 198 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,946 DIXIE: Do you remember that band, the Four Year Old Virgin? 199 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:55,989 You know from Llanelli. 200 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,449 - They were all Brummies, moved down. - No, I don't. 201 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,533 DIXIE: I was looking after them, right. 202 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,994 The lead singer, he was like a manic depressive. 203 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,579 HORSEY: Right. DIXIE: Kept trying to kill himself. 204 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,666 Under a train, threw himself in the sea, tried to set fire to himself. 205 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,627 He was mental. I said, "Listen, mate, whatever you do, wait until you're famous. 206 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,421 "That's what you do. You wait until you're famous and then you kill yourself. 207 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,006 -"And then you become even more famous." - All right. 208 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,341 This is me, okay? Right? This is me. 209 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,425 What is it? 210 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,803 Well, it's Soho House. A members club. It's exclusive. 211 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,388 What? Like a working men's club? 212 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,433 Yeah, exactly like a working men's club, Dix. Right... 213 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,601 Can you sign me in? 214 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,562 No, I can't. Okay, I'll see you later, Dix. Okay? 215 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,607 - Hang on, Horse. Have a listen to that. - Right. 216 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,944 - I'll wait for you, okay? - Great. 217 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,113 - I'll just be by here, okay? - All right. 218 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,055 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 219 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,776 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 220 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,490 Are we lending money to mods now? 221 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,743 IRISH PIERRE: You don't see that much around Belfast, I tell ya. 222 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,621 Walking around town with a parka jacket with a fucking target on the back. 223 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,248 Why is that? 224 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,334 Get up them stairs. 225 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,053 Horsey! 226 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,265 Oh, Jesus wept! What is wrong with you? You stalking me or what? 227 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,683 You listen to the tape? 228 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,602 Oh, mate, listen to me. 229 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,439 I came to London to get away from twats like you. Okay? 230 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,566 But, Bri? There's no need to be like that. 231 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,109 Shut up! Just come on. He's a simpleton. 232 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,820 - Sorry, what's your name? - I'm Dixie. 233 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,865 Dixie. I'm Natasha. 234 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,283 - Hi, Tash. - Nice to meet you. 235 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,451 - And you as well. - Come on! 236 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,535 I'm sorry about this. 237 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,873 NATASHA: What is your problem? 238 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,666 DIXIE: Horsey? NATASHA: He seemed really nice. 239 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,168 Horse! 240 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,337 No. You dropped your tele... 241 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,457 SHELL: Oh, look, Dixie, there's BT Tower. 242 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,918 It's post office tower. It's the post office's tower. 243 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,127 Oh. 244 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,754 DIXIE: Anyway, come on, I got to go meet him. 245 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,298 SHELL: Have you told Horsey that you're gonna come? 246 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,593 I'll ring him now. 247 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,640 (MOBILE RINGING) 248 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,226 Answer that. Quick, quick. 249 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,979 - Hello? - Hello. (LAUGHS) 250 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,189 Dixie. Make sure you give him his phone back. 251 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,274 -I will. - Right. 252 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,234 I'll meet you outside Topshop in half an hour, okay? 253 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,402 All right. 254 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,446 Where is Topshop? 255 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:27,158 Oh, Dixie! Try your map! You like maps. 256 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,619 I'll meet you by the post office tower. 257 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:30,996 Yeah, whatever. 258 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:43,842 All right, Horse? 259 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,051 Give me my phone, you twat. 260 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,636 Got it here. 261 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,055 I can't believe you've been ringing these numbers. 262 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,308 Bono's management is well pissed off! 263 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,602 Come on, you got to ring Bono's number if you got it, man. 264 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,104 You fucking played him music. 265 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,898 He had no memory left on his phone. 266 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,399 He's in the jungle with Sting! 267 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,817 Sting. I wouldn't ring Sting anyway. 268 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,153 What... it was the only person you didn't ring! 269 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,321 Is that Alan McGee? 270 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,947 No, it's not Alan McGee. lt just looks like Alan McGee. 271 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,616 Yes, it is. It's Alan McGee. Alan! All right? 272 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,784 No, I bet you took all the numbers down on this phone, didn't you? 273 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,037 No, you can't. Your BlackBerry doesn't transfer to Pay-As-You-Go. 274 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,246 - All right? How you doing, mate? - How you doing? 275 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,206 - Big fan, mate. Massive fan. - Yeah, yeah. What's your name? 276 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,333 - Dixie. - Dixie? All right, how are you doing? 277 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,001 Yeah, I'm Dixie, yeah. I'm an old mate of his. 278 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,545 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Alan. He's like a disabled bloke from home. 279 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,130 Listen, I've got... I manage a band. 280 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,049 You'd love them, actually. They sound a bit like The Stooges. 281 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,592 All right, okay. It's a cassette. 282 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,428 Yeah, well, retro novelty angle. That's what I said to him. 283 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,512 It's real unusual, 284 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:34,059 because the last time I got one of these was in '93 off Oasis' Noel Gallagher. 285 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,728 King Tut's Wah Wah Hut, that's where you signed them! Massive fan. 286 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,980 Oasis, Mary Chain, I love them all, mate. Primals... 287 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,106 - Yeah. - Get us a pint in, mate. 288 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,691 Dixie, we got stuff to do, okay? So be a stranger. 289 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,943 No, listen, just gonna finish my chat with Alan. 290 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,069 No. I can't, mate. Just be a stranger, Dix. 291 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,112 Come on, we're just having a little chat. No, just 20 minutes. 292 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,365 One pint, that's all I want. Just one pint. 293 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,616 Just fuck off! 294 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:53,870 Cheers, Alan. Nice meeting you, mate. 295 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,288 Hey, listen, we'll meet again down the road, right? 296 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,331 Yeah, sure. 297 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,999 ALAN: Cool. Be cool. 298 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,835 He's just enthusiastic, dude. 299 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,463 Yeah, "enthusiastic," that's the word. Alan, got a juice there for you. 300 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,423 Ah, brilliant, brilliant. 301 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,304 Listen, I'm not being funny, but I'm gonna have to go. Just got a text. 302 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,139 - What? - But you're looking good, man. 303 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,391 Sexy. 304 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,725 Thanks. 305 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,564 Put a whisky in that for me, will you, mate? 306 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,360 Dixie! 307 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,572 - Hey. Great meeting you, man. - Oh, and you as well. 308 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,200 Great, right, right. You know, I love cassettes, so... 309 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,493 - You do? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 310 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,372 Anytime you need to call me, anytime, a bit of advice. 311 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,541 - I love the spirit, man. I love it. - Thank you very much. 312 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,876 - Cheers, Alan. Thanks, Alan, that's great. - All right. Be cool, man. 313 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,586 Cheers. All the best. 314 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,216 (DIALLING) 315 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,302 (MOBILE RINGING) 316 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,305 ALAN: Hello. 317 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,348 Hi, Alan, it's me. It's Dixie. 318 00:16:55,432 --> 00:17:00,061 I'm just making sure this is the number and this is you. This is you, isn't it? 319 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,771 Thank you. Cheers, Alan. Ta-ra. 320 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,024 (LAUGHS) 321 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,271 Hey, fuck off! 322 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,732 - He's coming back. Quick! Run! Run! - Dixie! What are you doing? 323 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,859 Oi! 324 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,237 - Fuck off back to Notting Hill. - Bloody lucky. 325 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,739 - Oi, Dixie! - Come back if you think you're so tough! 326 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,324 - Stop it! - He's coming back! 327 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,326 Oh, my God! Dixie! 328 00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,704 Take one. 329 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,624 - Got it? - Yeah. 330 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,708 - Remembered it? - Yeah. 331 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,168 Okay, does it say, "The Prems"? 332 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,591 - Look at that! - Oh, my God! 333 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,728 MACCA: Did I say that though? 334 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,813 - Did I say that though? - You did say it. 335 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:25,897 - Is that what I said, is it? - Yeah, you did. 336 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,732 - Did I say that? - You owe us one beer. 337 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,025 Found you, then, boys. 338 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,443 Why'd you make us come all the way up here, man? 339 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,487 Yeah, four stops on the Tube. Are you fucking mental? 340 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,781 Yeah, and I paid for the tickets, and I want my money back, okay? 341 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,616 Yeah, I'll sort the money back, no worries. 342 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:42,455 So listen, I've had an idea. I've got a plan. A one-off seminal gig. 343 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,581 What does that mean? 344 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,624 It means no more gigs, right, 345 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,376 other than one gig here which will become a massive event. 346 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,460 - No. - What exactly does that mean? 347 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,088 No, no, no, boys. Listen to me. Trust me on this. 348 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,297 Have I let you down yet? 349 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,133 I've been thinking about this for days. 350 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,676 London is full of boring bands. 351 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,094 Second-rate Kasabian wannabes 352 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,055 in skinny jeans and leather jackets, it's boring, man. 353 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,348 Who wants to be the slag in school? 354 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,891 - Who wants the slag? - I want to be the slag. 355 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:02,976 Yeah, you do, probably. 356 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,519 Everybody wants the girl that nobody can get. 357 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,771 Do you want to be Shakin' Stevens or Elvis? You know what I mean? 358 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,815 Do you want to be the Monkees or do you want to be the Beatles? 359 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,024 That's how good you are. 360 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,485 We'll make this gig like when the Pistols played the 100 Club. 361 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,154 Or when the Roses played the Hacienda. 362 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:17,490 I'm serious, it'll be that kind of gig. They'll talk about it for years to come. 363 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,577 If you play here, they will come. I guarantee it. 364 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,370 - Who will come? - Alan McGee, for a start. 365 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,414 - Fuck off, man. Bollocks, man. 366 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,417 Ring him. His number's on there. 367 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,336 - That could be anyone. - Ring it! Ring it now! 368 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,588 - MACCA: Yeah, ring it. - All right, fine. 369 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,381 -(RINGING TONE) - I'll sort the gig out. 370 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,178 All right, butt? Are you the guy that puts the bands on? 371 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,262 Might be. 372 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,389 - Can you put my band on? - If you like. 373 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,641 - How much is it? -500 quid. 374 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,019 Five hundred? Oh, that's well decent. 375 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,353 Help me out no end this month. 376 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,855 I'm a bit squeezed, like. Do you know what I mean? 377 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,857 It's 500 quid to hire the venue. 378 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,318 - Oh, I pay you? - Yeah. 379 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,653 That's bollocks. It's not like that in Wales. 380 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,323 - Is that McGee? Alan McGee? - This is McGee. Leave a message. 381 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,116 Fuck. Hi, Alan. 382 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,784 (LAUGHING) 383 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,662 - What night can we have? - Thursday is free. 384 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:05,788 We top of the bill? 385 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,791 You pay 500 quid, you can be the only band on the bill. How about that? 386 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,920 - When do we pay by? - Tomorrow. 387 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,504 - You accept cheque? - Do I fuck? 388 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,548 -(MACCA LAUGHING) - Fucking McGee, man. 389 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:16,674 This is on it. 390 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,259 JAKE: On it like a bloody bonnet, innit? 391 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,385 Fucking hell, Dix. Alan fucking McGee, man. 392 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,387 DIXIE: I told you boys it's happening. You got to trust me. 393 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,182 And listen, you're headlining here next Thursday. 394 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,142 (CHEERING) 395 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,727 I'll get some beers in. So what do you want? 396 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,604 No, I think they deserve champagne. Don't you think, boys? 397 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,688 - Yeah, Tabby's right, man. Champagne. - Good, champagne. 398 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,941 Champagne, yeah. 399 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,192 Expensive stuff and all. 400 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,902 All right, champagne it is. 401 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,783 Excuse me. Can I have a bottle of your cheapest champagne, please? 402 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,534 Yeah. 403 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,413 All right, Dix. 404 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,250 Listen, man, me and the boys, we're a little bit low on funds. 405 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,252 - Yeah, we need the rent. - Yeah. 406 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,045 Boys, I'm a bit strapped myself. I've had to pay for tapes. 407 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,838 Dix, I'm not even being an arse when I say this, boss, 408 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,007 but if you can't sort it out, we'll get someone who can. 409 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,467 Yeah. 410 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,677 How much do you owe? 411 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,844 Ah, six months. 412 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,555 Six months? What have you been doing with your money, boys? 413 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,432 Keep livin' Ia vida loca and all. 414 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,351 35 quid, please. 415 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:19,404 DIXIE: l walked in there, right, like John Wayne. 416 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,530 SHELL: Mmm. 417 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:25,201 And I went up to him and I said, "Give my band a gig, top of the bill." 418 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:28,037 Oh, Dixie, that's amazing. 419 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,207 - How much is he... -(BURPS) 420 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,792 SHELL; Ugh! 421 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,670 How much is he gonna pay, though? 422 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,133 - Plenty. Don't worry about that. -"Plenty." 423 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:44,345 Will it be enough for us to have, like, a palace in Gothenburg? 424 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,139 Gothenburg? Who the fuck do you know in Gothenburg, Shell? 425 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:50,768 I know a person in every country. 426 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,687 In the world? 427 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,314 In the world. 428 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,816 I'll name them. Adamel. 429 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,569 - Chiportate. -(CHUCKLES) 430 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,613 Barbotana. (LAUGHS) 431 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,118 I'm gonna drop, Dixie. 432 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,619 (GRUNTING) 433 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:11,664 - Strength of a bear. Speed of a puma. -(LAUGHING) 434 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,083 Go on, baby, you can do it. Go on up, leave the door. 435 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,586 - You can do it. I believe in you. - I know. I know. 436 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,088 - I believe you can fly. - I believe you're breaking my back. 437 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,674 I can believe you can... Hello, Katya. 438 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,552 Never mind these hellos. I need to talk to you. 439 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:25,803 DIXIE: Nice earrings, love. 440 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,347 I don't like them. 441 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,557 - You are late with your rent payments. - Oh. 442 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,934 No, what it is, right, because I'm Welsh, 443 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,020 it's like a foreign country, like where you'd have come from. 444 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,438 You fucking think I stupid? 445 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:38,524 You're from the Wales, you're not foreign. 446 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:41,027 You get me my money by the end of next week, 447 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,071 or you can fuck off back to the Wales, okay? 448 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,365 - Who do you think you are talking to... - Easy, tiger. 449 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:46,949 -(KATYA HISSING) - SHELL: Tell her about the fucking radiators 450 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,451 -that have never worked... - DIXIE: Steady, tiger. 451 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,370 SHELL: ...since we bloody lived here. DIXIE: Here. 452 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,205 SHELL: Quick, 'cause she's gonna murder us. 453 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,831 DIXIE: Come in, come in. SHELL: Oh, my God. 454 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:57,126 SHELL: Freezing in here. Honestly. 455 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:59,796 We're both gonna have to get jobs to pay the rent. 456 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:00,963 - Jobs? - Yeah. 457 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,215 We need to get a job. 458 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,300 - I could be a pimp. - You can't pimp me out. 459 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,762 I could pimp that ass out. I reckon I'd get a pound a shot for it. 460 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:11,307 A pound? You'd have more than a pound, you cheeky sod. 461 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,393 One pound, 10 pence, then. 462 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:18,564 Ten, yeah. We're gonna have to use the... We have to use the wedding fund, Dix. 463 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:19,690 We can't use that. 464 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:20,775 - Got to. -(DIXIE URINATING) 465 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:23,194 That's... I'm marrying you with that. 466 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,488 - Are you really gonna marry me? - Yeah. 467 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,156 Are you pissing in the sink? 468 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,492 Well, I can't go back out there. She's mental. 469 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,828 Dixie, you can't piss in the sink. 470 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,163 - I've done it now. - Oh, God. 471 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,373 She's knocked the water off. 472 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,084 Ah! Cheeky fucking bitch. 473 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,670 Oi, me nana made me that. Don't do that. 474 00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,005 (SNIFFING) It smells of piss now. 475 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,257 Ugh! 476 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,718 It smells like piss. Ugh, I smelled it again. 477 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,053 (LAUGHING) 478 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,596 - Give me a kiss. - No. 479 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,765 - Come on, baby, give me a kiss. - No. 480 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,059 Come on. Come and give me a kiss. 481 00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,769 - Pissy kiss? - Pissy kiss. 482 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,938 - Pissy... - Yeah. 483 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,356 (GIGGLES) 484 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,527 SHELL: I think I'm gonna be sick. 485 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,624 (SHELL SIGHING) 486 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,127 DIXIE: Is that it? SHELL; Yeah. 487 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,670 Right, well, I'll ring you when I'm on my lunch 488 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,088 and let you know how I'm getting on. 489 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,965 All right. Well, good luck, yeah. 490 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,592 Yeah, and you. 491 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,594 See you after, okay? 492 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,554 See you in a bit. 493 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:42,523 Excuse me, mate. Do you know where lnverness Street is? 494 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:43,941 lnverness Street is just down there, bro. 495 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,776 - Just there on the right, is it? - Just straight down there. 496 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,487 Fantastic. Do you do CDs, yeah? 497 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:48,863 - This is my album, bro. - Is it? 498 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,781 Yeah, man. All independent music, brother. 499 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,158 See, well, you made a big fan. 500 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,327 - I'm a manager myself. - Okay. 501 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,745 Yeah, The Prems. Have a tape. Have a listen. 502 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,121 All right, man. I'll give it a listen, man. 503 00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:58,581 I will do. I will do. Nice one. 504 00:24:58,664 --> 00:24:59,749 - I'll give you a bump. - Have a good day. 505 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,334 I'll shake your hand, that's what we do in Wales. 506 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,503 Have a good day. Ta-ra, man. All the best. Thanks. 507 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,670 Just there on the right, yeah? 508 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,422 - Just down there, bro. - Brilliant, thank you. 509 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,177 (ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 510 00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,721 DON: No, sorry, it's not the sort of thing I do, mate. 511 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:16,641 Yep. 512 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,687 You know the kind of music I do in here. 513 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,649 Listen. Listen to this. 514 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:28,152 Do you hear that? That's music. Right? 515 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,029 Coldplay ain't fucking music, mate. 516 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,366 - All right, butt? - All right. 517 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,034 I believe you're looking for work. 518 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,078 Me? No, I've got work. This is my shop. 519 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,706 Oh, yeah, sorry, I meant it's in Loot you require help. 520 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,709 And I'm... I'd be perfect here 'cause I love music. 521 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:45,461 She put it in the fucking paper. 522 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:48,422 Listen, mate, I do a very specific kind of music here. 523 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:52,260 For a clientele who really appreciate and understand that music, yeah? 524 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:53,511 And I'm not sure that's you. 525 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,347 Yeah, I know. Well, you're a mod, like me. 526 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,974 - What, you mean you're a mod? - Yeah. 527 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,726 - What makes you a mod? - Well... 528 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,312 - How are you a mod? - Well, my clothes... 529 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,190 What, a two-bit fucking parka and a Merc T-shirt? Doesn't make you a mod, mate. 530 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:08,109 Yeah, I... Well, I... But I live the lifestyle. 531 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,527 What's the life? 532 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,405 Looking after yourself and being tidy, 533 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,198 and, you know, having a... Being kokum on things. 534 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,366 Do what? 535 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,244 Kokum. It's that saying, you know, that... 536 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,621 "In difficult times, you've got to..." 537 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:22,582 "Clean living under difficult circumstances." What about it? 538 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:24,417 - Yes! That's it! You know, see? - Yes, I do know it, yeah. 539 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,585 You're like me, man. 540 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,879 Fucking hell. I'm sorry, there's no work for you here, mate. 541 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:32,341 - There you go, Don. Who's this? - Oh, my name is Dixie. 542 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,344 - Oh. Please tell me for the job. - Yeah. 543 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:36,679 God, brilliant. 544 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:37,805 We haven't had anybody in a fortnight, 545 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,766 and we're gonna go away for a couple of weeks next month. 546 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,727 - And you're a mod. - What... 547 00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:46,939 Thank you. I manage a band as well. They're gonna be massive. 548 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:50,318 Oh. Brilliant. When can you start? 549 00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:53,237 What... Ange, do I get a say in this? 550 00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:55,323 Okay, Don, have your say. 551 00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,576 - When can you start? - Today. 552 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,244 DON: Oh, sorry, we don't need anyone today. 553 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,122 Yes, we do! We need someone now, actually. 554 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,958 We have got a massive order out back that needs sorting out and sending. 555 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,501 This is my shop. This is my shop. 556 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,587 It's my name on the door. Do you mind? Can I handle this please? 557 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,631 Okay, okay, okay, sweetheart. 558 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:12,840 You carry on with your interview. 559 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,509 It's not an interview, is it? 560 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,636 - Where was I? - When can I start? 561 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:18,846 Shut up. You shut up. All right? 562 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:22,558 Listen, just give us a minute. Just fuck off. 563 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,310 Oh, okay. 564 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:26,687 ANGE: He might not be the sharpest... 565 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:28,397 Not the sharpest? Look, he's special needs. 566 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:32,026 ANGE: I don't care what he looks like, as long as he can do the job. 567 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:36,364 And if I don't have that holiday, I will go mental. 568 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,078 (SIGHS) 569 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,455 - One day's trial. - Brilliant. 570 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,415 - What's your name again, love? - Oh, I'm Dixie. 571 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,584 - Dixie, Ange. - Hiya, Ange. Nice to meet you. 572 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,088 - Don. - Don. 573 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:55,383 ANGE: Okay, well, there's loads of vinyl. Don will show you what to do. 574 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,926 And it's cash in hand. Is that okay? 575 00:27:57,051 --> 00:28:00,346 Oh, that's brilliant. Thank you both so much. I really appreciate this. 576 00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:03,432 Can I ask one thing though? 577 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,017 Can I get an advance? 578 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:12,525 So, Burnsy, I've had McGee on. You know what they say. 579 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,944 When the Scots Man calls it, you follow. 580 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,196 Exactly. What have the NME said? 581 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,864 That they're fucking mint. 582 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:21,242 - Have you heard them? - I'm all over it, Francine. 583 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,202 Like a tramp on a bag of chips. 584 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,037 I got a cassette, too. 585 00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:26,622 - A cassette? - Yeah. 586 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,249 - Fucking genius. - I know. 587 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,251 I'm off radar from tonight. 588 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:33,045 Auditioning a few more sperm donors. 589 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:36,215 So, Burnsy, will you get me this band? 590 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,300 I will, Francine. 591 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,482 (MOBILE RINGING) 592 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,943 - Hello. - I'm pulling the gig, son. 593 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,820 Hang on a minute now, mate. 594 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,489 I told you no dough, no show. 595 00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:02,450 Look, I'll get 500 pound there for tonight, okay? 596 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,202 By 8:00, otherwise you can get to fuck! 597 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,226 Shell? Shell? 598 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,075 (DOOR OPENS) 599 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,369 - All right, love? - Yeah. You? 600 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,455 - Yeah. I didn't know you were in. - I was having a wee. 601 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,290 - How was work? - Oh, it was horrible. 602 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:54,126 The girls are really bitchy, but it's fine 'cause we got the gig tonight. 603 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:55,878 - Yeah, I know. - I'm dead excited. 604 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,798 I've got you some cash as well. Couldn't get much. 50 quid. 605 00:29:58,881 --> 00:29:59,965 Brilliant. That'll pay for the van. 606 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,550 Yeah. I've got to go and get ready. 607 00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:12,144 JEREMY: What do they sound like? 608 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,479 Is that a CD? 609 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:14,563 (CHUCKLES) 610 00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:16,607 He gives them out on cassette. 611 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,067 He's a fucking idiot, you know. 612 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:19,819 We burnt the one he gave us, didn't we, Bri? 613 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:21,654 Remember, in the fire in The Griffin? 614 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,239 - All right, you two... - Remember, it went all bendy? 615 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,199 NATASHA: You're such dicks about this. 616 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,076 Cassettes, it's retro, it's cool. 617 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,245 You're saying that you like the cassettes, yeah? 618 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,371 I think you're right. 619 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:33,999 Okay, so we have the Scots Man over here, and he's keen. 620 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:37,336 And we have the Scots Lady over here, and she's keen. 621 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:41,549 And as a result, the Northern Monkey man whose name I cannot remember... 622 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:43,092 It's Burnsy, Jeremy. 623 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:48,848 Whose name I cannot remember is also keen. 624 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:52,601 So I don't think it takes a brainiac to work out what the next step would be. 625 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,186 No, absolutely. Yeah. 626 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:59,108 And if you fucking interrupt me again, I will set you on fire. Am I clear? 627 00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:00,526 (MOBILE RINGING) 628 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,737 Go and get the fucking cassette. 629 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,490 All of you. 630 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:07,950 Cheers, Jez. 631 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,540 SHELL: (SIGHING) I can't see it in here, Dix. 632 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,292 Look for the date. 633 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,877 Oh, my God! Wow! 634 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,044 - See? - Well, that's amazing. 635 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:20,296 DIXIE: It's good, isn't it? 636 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,464 SHELL: Pick Of the Week in the NME. 637 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:28,387 If they said be here at 7:20, that's when we need to be here. 638 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,638 TOMMY: Oh, fucking brilliant, he's here. 639 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:31,515 You late on purpose? 640 00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:32,641 I was on the Tube. 641 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:33,893 TOMMY: We're freezing. 642 00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:36,145 - Waiting here freezing cold, boss. - Sorry. 643 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:39,148 Don't smoke in my face, peace and love. 644 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,068 -(MOBILE RINGING) - Oh, it's Horsey. It's Horsey. 645 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,194 Go on then. 646 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:45,404 - Hello. - HORSEY: All right, Dix. 647 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:49,366 Look, I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry about the other day. 648 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:52,953 I was a bit pissed and, you know, all that stress and so... 649 00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:54,580 That's all right, Horse. 650 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:56,749 Yeah, it's Brian these days, actually. 651 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,292 Okay. 652 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:02,171 Hey, look, I was just wondering whether I could bring a few people down to the gig. 653 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,923 Ah, you know, from the company and stuff. Is that all right? 654 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:07,134 Yeah, yeah, you can come to the gig tonight, and you can bring who you want. 655 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:08,427 Hang on, love. There's somebody beeping, 656 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:09,595 -trying to get through. -It's your mum. 657 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,931 Listen, Horse, my mother's ringing. I'm gonna put you on hold, right? 658 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:13,015 - What? Dix. - Just wait there. 659 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,309 Hang on tight. I don't know, I'll just pull over and take this. 660 00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:16,477 (GRUNTS) 661 00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:28,614 - Hello, Mam. - DIXIE'S MAM: Hiya, love. 662 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,032 How did you know it was me? 663 00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:32,576 I keep telling you this, Mam. You come up as "Mam" on my phone. 664 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,161 Oh, right! 665 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,831 Too clever, mind, isn't it? Modern technology. 666 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,209 Anyway, as you said, it's your mam speaking. 667 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:41,669 Yeah, I know. How are you doing, Mam? 668 00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:42,920 Are you there? 669 00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:46,465 So, what's the matter, Mam? I got somebody waiting, see. 670 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,509 Really? Can they hear me, too? 671 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,718 They can't hear you, Mam. 672 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:52,137 God, I mean, how do they do that, isn't it? 673 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,305 I don't know, Mam. 674 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:54,723 How long can they wait then? 675 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,058 I don't know, Mam. 676 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,810 Oh, do you know who it is? 677 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,186 It's Horsey, Mam. 678 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:02,940 Never! I was talking to his Uncle Idris by the Pound Shop last Thursday. 679 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,067 He's having terrible problems with his knees. 680 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,694 Mam, Mam, Mam, listen. I'm super busy. 681 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,904 Can I give you a call back later? Is that all right? 682 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:12,157 Okay, love. I just wanted a quick chat about your father, that's all. 683 00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,410 About Dad? Why? What's the matter? 684 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,704 He's not well at all, love. 685 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,455 Well, I know, he's had a bad chest for years. 686 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,499 No, I know. But it's his bowels. 687 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,209 The doctor said it's not looking too good, love. 688 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,711 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! No! 689 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:25,421 - Don't get upset, love. - Bollocks! 690 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,756 (SOBBING) You'll get me going, too. I'll call you back later. 691 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,550 No, no, Mam, Mam. I don't mean you. Mam? 692 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,051 Fucking hell, Dix! 693 00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:34,263 What, like I got nothing better to do with my time? Are we coming or not? 694 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,140 I'll sort it, Horse. Don't worry. 695 00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:38,100 Right, yeah. Cheers, Dix. Thanks very much. 696 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,102 And it's fucking Bri... 697 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,729 Chuffing parking ticket. 698 00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,480 I got to go back to Wales, love. 699 00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:45,065 - What? -It's my dad. He's been taken ill. 700 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,775 What did she say? Is he in hospital? 701 00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:48,235 (SIGHS) She didn't say. 702 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,029 No, look, look, just calm down a minute. 703 00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:52,281 You can't go back to Wales tonight, Dix. You know that. 704 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,741 - Yeah, loan... - Yeah, no, listen. 705 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:56,326 If he was really, really ill 706 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:59,496 and she thought it was critical, then she'd tell you, wouldn't she? 707 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,874 You've got a band. You've got to do this tonight. 708 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:03,751 You can't let them down. You can't let yourself down, 709 00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,627 and your dad won't want you to do that. 710 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,422 - All right? - Yeah. 711 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,507 Don't worry. He'll be fine. 712 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:11,884 Yeah, I'll give him a call as well a bit later on. 713 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,636 Yeah, we'll call him on the way and we can sort it all. 714 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,806 It's all okay. She's just panicking and she's... 715 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,309 You know, we'll find out what's going on. 716 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,435 - All right. - All right? 717 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,644 Yeah. 718 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,146 Do you know how much I love you? 719 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,731 - How much? - More than Wales. 720 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,274 - Shut up. - I do, honestly. 721 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:29,151 - Come on, I'll race you to the van. - All right. 722 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:36,784 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 723 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:38,160 SHELL: Dixie! DIXIE; What? 724 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,120 SHELL: You nearly killed him! DIXIE: Who? 725 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,497 SHELL: The fucking man on the bike! 726 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,664 DIXIE: I didn't see him! 727 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,628 JAKE: You got a light? 728 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,674 Anyone got a light? 729 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,552 You're wearing that again, are ya? 730 00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:57,262 So you're wearing that again, that same outfit? 731 00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:00,224 - You're wearing that again, are ya? - Aye. ls there a fucking problem with that? 732 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:03,685 There is a bit, yeah, 'cause you wear it all the time, boss. It's all you ever wear. 733 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,104 Are you a fucking stylist now, are ya? 734 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,399 SHELL: Put it top up, there. 735 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,825 Been wearing it for fucking ages. It stinks. 736 00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:19,618 It's fine. Your fucking mother washed it the other night. 737 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,703 Oh, fuck, at least I've got a mother. 738 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,288 Why are you being such a fucking dick, man? 739 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,456 Why are you fucking such a dick, man? 740 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,667 - What is your problem? - Shut the fuck up, Yoko. 741 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,001 - Who do you think you are, man? -(ALL SHOUTING) 742 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:30,879 Fucking shut the fuck up. 743 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:32,005 All right, you fucking dick, watch your talk. 744 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,382 - Fucking son of... - Tommy, ignore him. 745 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,633 FUCK you! 746 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:38,053 - Stop it! Stop! Stop! - Fucking dick! 747 00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,974 - You fucking stupid slag! - Stop! Stop it! 748 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,142 Tommy and Jake are having a fight. 749 00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:44,434 They're always fighting. 750 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,020 No, no, proper fight. Like, punch in the face, smashed glass. 751 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:49,398 - A real fight? - Real fight. Real fight. 752 00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:51,692 (SHOUTING) 753 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:52,818 (SCREAMING) 754 00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:56,864 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Tommy! - Fuck off me! 755 00:35:56,947 --> 00:36:00,159 Hang on. Shut up, all right? All right, all right, calm down. What's happened? 756 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:01,285 He's a fucking animal. 757 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,828 He's fucking out of the band, Dix. 758 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:06,081 Jesus! Just stay with them. Stay with them, stay with them. Jesus Christ! 759 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,208 - SHELL: What happened? - He just punched him for no reason. 760 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,711 BURNSY: Chav! 761 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:12,546 Guitarist went that way. 762 00:36:13,422 --> 00:36:15,382 Fuck me pink! 763 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,802 BURNSY: Snapped my banjo string once. 764 00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:21,847 Claret everywhere. Dirty Debbie, it was. Yeah, '95. 765 00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,432 Yeah. Think she's a lesbian now. 766 00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:24,558 DIXIE: Tommy! 767 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,104 Tommy, can you hear me? 768 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:36,778 Tommy! 769 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,282 Tommy! 770 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:41,992 Tommy. 771 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:50,167 - Are you trying to play football? - Better than you, boss. 772 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,543 You're English. You can't play football, man. 773 00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:52,711 You're Welsh, man. 774 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,380 (SIGHS) 775 00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:57,007 Do you know one thing about this place? 776 00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,136 There's no mountains. Or hills. 777 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:04,056 Do you know what I mean? No perspective. 778 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:05,682 I miss that. 779 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:08,393 I bet you miss the sheep and all, don't ya? 780 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:12,064 I do. Just don't tell Shell. 781 00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:13,857 So what's the matter? 782 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,984 Just get a bit nervous, Dix, man. 783 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:18,737 Bad nerves, like? 784 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,073 Nerves are good. 785 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,574 Bad nerves are good. 786 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:25,577 Way back, when we were cavemen, 787 00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:30,040 it's the ones with bad nerves, did all right, didn't they? 788 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,833 Do you ever sleep? 789 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,126 When I've had some weed, yeah. 790 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:34,628 Some weed? 791 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,004 (CHUCKLES) 792 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:38,423 Can't have any now. Got to play. 793 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:44,179 And the girls out there, I'll tell you what, queuing around the block for you. 794 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:46,265 - Shoreditch girls as well. - Oh, yeah. 795 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,684 All out for you. Tommy Collins. 796 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,187 -(GRUNTS) - Fucking hell, Dixie, you mad bastard. 797 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,773 See? Good nerves. 798 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:57,859 I'll show you how to kick a football properly. The Welsh way, all right? 799 00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:00,112 You lot can't play football, man. Leave it there, mate. 800 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,905 I'm like a young Mark Hughes. Watch us now. 801 00:38:02,698 --> 00:38:03,949 Ready? 802 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:06,159 TOMMY: Wanker! DIXIE: Oh, that's... Tommy. 803 00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,954 What do you think they are, rugby posts, you bellend? 804 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,539 I'll race you after three. One, two, three, go! 805 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,873 - You bastard. -(DIXIE LAUGHS) 806 00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:19,840 I know them all, you know. Shaun, Bez, Rowetta. 807 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,009 - Yeah. All of 'em. - Hang on, pal. 808 00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:26,305 Hey. Heard the mix tape, mate. Mega. Yeah. All real. Yeah. 809 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:28,181 - You play the bass, don't you? - Yeah, man. 810 00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:29,975 Great instrument, that. Yeah. 811 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,518 Well, I like Paul Simonon. 812 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,145 They here for you? 813 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:36,690 I think so, fellow. 814 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,900 Fucking hell. 815 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:42,237 I know him, yeah. Paul. Paulie. I call him Paulie. We're like that. 816 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,156 You know what I mean? From the Clash, innit. 817 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,824 (SCATTING) 818 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,869 - You know that one? Want a livener? - No, mate. 819 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,370 No, you're sure? 820 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:54,583 Yeah, good gear, you know. Give your dentist nightmares. Yeah. 821 00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:59,671 Brian Horse plus one? And a half. 822 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,091 Nothing down, sorry. 823 00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:05,302 Yeah, there is. Look again. Look, I got to go in there, right? 824 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,596 Look, if your name's not on there, there's nothing I can do, mate. 825 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,348 Got a situation. Quick. 826 00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:12,601 - Salmon, give me a pen. - What do you need a pen for? 827 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,520 What do you need a pen for? Shut up. Just a bit of fun. 828 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,109 NATASHA: Oh, don't be a dick. 829 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:23,945 -(GIGGLES) He is there, look. "horsey." -(BOTH LAUGHING) 830 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:25,280 DIXIE: Come on, boys. 831 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,656 - Come on, come on, come on, come on. - CROWD: Prems! Prems! 832 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,241 Listen, it's packed out there. 833 00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:30,369 There's people being turned away and they're out on the street. 834 00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:31,578 Let's do this thing, let's just do it. 835 00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:33,288 Give me one minute, okay? Give me one minute. 836 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,873 (CROWD CHANTING) 837 00:39:38,627 --> 00:39:39,711 - Carl? - Hi. 838 00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:42,297 Listen, thanks for coming in, mate. You liked the tape, yeah? 839 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:43,548 The tape? 840 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:46,009 - The tape I sent you. - The tape! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 841 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:47,844 - Yes. Do you like it? - Love it! 842 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:51,181 Brilliant. Listen, do me a massive favour. Can you introduce the band? 843 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:53,141 - Oh, mate, you know... - Please, come on, Carl. 844 00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:54,976 They're massive fans. We're all massive fans. 845 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,437 No, no, you don't understand. Dixie put me on the list. 846 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,064 - I understand loud and clear. - You can ask him and all. 847 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,232 If your name's not on my list, 848 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,109 management says you're not coming in the club. 849 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:04,277 Alan, how you doing? You all right? You all right? 850 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,695 What's going on with these guys, man? 851 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:07,989 What, are you not on the list? Has Dixie not put you on the list? 852 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,534 I thought... These guys have come from America, man. 853 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:11,910 Where is he? 854 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,036 Well, I don't know. I saw him earlier on. 855 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,746 He blanked me, you know. I had to pay to get in. 856 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:15,956 He's a dick. 857 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,624 This round-up there, I think it's for the other band. 858 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:22,170 All right, tell him... I'm just beyond pissed off, dude. 859 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:24,005 Sorry about that, Alan. 860 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:25,882 (CROWD CHEERING) 861 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:30,262 Ladies and gentlemen, 862 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,181 it is a great pleasure, I humbly introduce to you 863 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:35,600 the only band in London worth listening to. 864 00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:37,310 The Prems! 865 00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:38,895 Boys, come on! Come on! 866 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,274 Here we go! Here we go! 867 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:43,608 (CROWD ROARING) 868 00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:50,323 Get on the stage. Get on the stage. 869 00:40:58,248 --> 00:40:59,541 (FEEDBACK) 870 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:08,717 Sorry, guys. Just give us a few secs, yeah? 871 00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:12,387 Seems our guitarist thinks he's fucking Keith Richards. 872 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:17,476 Do excuse me. My friend Freddie Mercury's got his trousers too tight. 873 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:18,643 I'm gonna blow them up. 874 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:21,897 Play! Play! Play! 875 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,545 Dixie! 876 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:53,970 (BOTTLES BREAKING) 877 00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:57,265 Fuck off! 878 00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:00,936 Dixie! 879 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:12,239 Oh, hello. Yeah, we're the van you clamped near the Blue Posts. 880 00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:14,115 Listen, we've been waiting for two hours. 881 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:18,370 And I got to say, 150 quid, that's bloody outrageous, right? 882 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:19,955 You should... 883 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,540 They put the phone down on me. Again! 884 00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:23,291 We're gonna be here all night. 885 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,501 (MOBILE RINGING) 886 00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:26,044 Oh, McGee is ringing now. 887 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:28,213 - Dixie, you're gonna have to answer it. - I can't. 888 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,464 - Dixie, you have to! - No, I can't. 889 00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:32,467 - It can go to answering machine. - Stop running away and just answer it. 890 00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:35,345 - Quick. - Hello. 891 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:38,723 How could you not put me on the list tonight? 892 00:42:38,807 --> 00:42:41,393 I can't believe you could fuck up like that. 893 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,562 I'll tell you what, there must have been, like, a mix-up, 894 00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:45,105 'cause you were definitely down on the list. 895 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:48,817 Massive cock-up. You've got to get it right. 896 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,611 Don't be a suit, be a dude. 897 00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:53,488 Yeah, brilliant. Thanks, Alan. Appreciate that. 898 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,991 I am actually lost for words. 899 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,243 - He missed the gig. - Yeah, why? 900 00:42:58,326 --> 00:42:59,953 I don't know. There was a mix-up apparently at the door. 901 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:02,122 You know what, it's about time you lot... 902 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:03,290 You're Max Rushden. 903 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:04,708 - Hiya, mate. -Soccer AM. 904 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,751 How are you? You all right? Listen, loved that gig. 905 00:43:06,835 --> 00:43:08,587 Little bit violent, but enjoyed it. 906 00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:09,921 Look, I don't know what you're doing Saturday, 907 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,715 but Mike & The Mechanics have dropped out. 908 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,383 So we would just love it if you could come on. 909 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:14,509 Me and the band? 910 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:17,929 Well, all of you. You know, I'll get our people to call your people. 911 00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:19,681 - You got people? - I've got Shell. 912 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:20,932 - Hiya. - Yeah, all right. 913 00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:25,020 Well, yeah, I'll tell you what, I'll give you a tape. My number's on there. 914 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,354 Okay, I'll get someone to give you a call. 915 00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:27,897 - Brilliant. Thanks. Cheers, Max. - Okay. 916 00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,441 Thanks, man. Cheers. 917 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,276 - Oh, my God! We're on Soccer AM! - What's that? 918 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,612 The football programme I watch every Saturday morning. 919 00:43:33,695 --> 00:43:35,447 - Oh, football. -It's TV! 920 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:39,117 I can't believe that. No band gets on there that's unsigned. That's massive! 921 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,285 Well, can I come? 922 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:43,038 No, you can't come. You don't like football. You support Notts County. 923 00:43:43,163 --> 00:43:44,789 Hiya. Are you The Prems' manager? 924 00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:48,627 I thought the band were great tonight. Just what music needs at the moment. 925 00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:50,003 Cheers, thanks. 926 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:51,630 Are they free to do a session for me sometime? 927 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:54,215 Maybe Friday at the Beeb? 928 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,634 Yeah, that'd be great. Let me give you a tape. 929 00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:57,177 No, that's all right. I've got one of your tapes. 930 00:43:57,260 --> 00:44:00,555 Ah, someone will be in touch, all right, from the office. See you Friday. 931 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:01,681 - Cheers, Huw. - SHELL: Thanks. Cheers. 932 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,558 I'll see you later in the week. 933 00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:07,395 -(SCREAMING) - Oh, my God! 934 00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:09,314 - I can't believe it! That's a BBC Session! - That's amazing! 935 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:10,732 SCOTT: Oh, shut up! SHELL: Oh, sorry, sorry. 936 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,443 - DIXIE: Sorry. - I'm trying to get some sleep. 937 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,826 Dixie. Dixie. 938 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:23,536 (DIXIE GRUNTS) 939 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:24,913 It's me. 940 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,415 They can't stay here tonight, you know. 941 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:30,085 It's only for a few nights, love, that's all. 942 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:33,755 Okay, well, call me when you get there. 943 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,131 Give my love to your mum and dad. 944 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:36,966 I will. 945 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:39,719 I love you. 946 00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:41,096 Love you. 947 00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:43,515 What time is it? 948 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:45,642 Time for me to go to work. 949 00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:48,520 (EXHALES) 950 00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,189 Got any beers, Dixie? 951 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,691 SCOTT: Yeah, I'll have one, and all. 952 00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:53,775 Have you drunk them all? 953 00:44:58,113 --> 00:44:59,906 No, I'm sorry, Ange, he's taking the fucking piss. 954 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,366 It's his second day. 955 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,660 ANGE: Look, look, he can't help it if his dad's ill. 956 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,120 He really is ill, as well, Don. 957 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,955 I mean, in the past, you know, to go to gigs, 958 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,289 I've said my nan was in hospital, 959 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:09,874 but she's been dead since I was three. 960 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:13,294 No, four. No, actually, it was... I was little anyway. 961 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,713 I don't believe I'm hearing this. 962 00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:17,882 Look, Don, okay, it'll just be a few days, 963 00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:19,676 and as long as he's back for when we go away. 964 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:22,303 No. No, bollocks. He can't even put the records out properly. 965 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,389 Look. I just got a bit confused, that's all. 966 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:25,724 I mean, I didn't know there were so many bands 967 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:27,559 with the name "Monkey" or "Gorilla" in the title. 968 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,478 I mean, you got, like, the "Blow" ones, and you got the "Antarctic" lot, 969 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:31,730 you got the mob from the telly. 970 00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:32,981 And it's the same with the turtles, Don. 971 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,190 I mean, there's so many of them as well. 972 00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:38,445 Well, fucking... Listen to me, I'm sacking you. 973 00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:41,740 Is it 'cause I'm Welsh? 974 00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:43,658 What? 975 00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,869 I could do accents. 976 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,620 "'Ello, ladies and gent... 977 00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:49,497 "'Ello, Sue, can I help you with that? 978 00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:52,000 -"I can give you 50 pence off..." - What was that? 979 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,126 Never do that again. 980 00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:54,961 All right, sorry. 981 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:57,005 Look, my band is gonna get signed. 982 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,256 I just need a few more weeks, I swear. 983 00:45:58,339 --> 00:45:59,340 DON: What band? 984 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:01,009 - The ones on the tape. - Yeah, they're really good. 985 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,177 I don't give a fuck if they're any good! 986 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,428 Listen, mate, you're a shop boy. 987 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:06,014 Not even a very good one at that. That's why I'm letting you go. 988 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,433 But please... Please, Don. Just give him one more chance. 989 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,601 Nah, nah, nah. You've blown it. 990 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:12,228 I'm skint, Don. I'm behind on my rent. 991 00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:13,521 We're all mods here. 992 00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:16,191 Don't fucking say that. Don't fucking say that you're a mod. 993 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,235 I'm a fucking mod, mate. You're a ticket at best. 994 00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:22,572 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 995 00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:28,369 Can I get paid for yesterday? 996 00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:56,314 MAN: Oi! 997 00:47:00,068 --> 00:47:02,237 Oi! You pay first! 998 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:10,119 So what happened? 999 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:12,580 And I warn you, be truthful and be concise. 1000 00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,916 Because I'd like to take her to the Zumba class, 1001 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,085 which is something that I'd much rather be doing 1002 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,379 than talking to you three. 1003 00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:21,631 There was a riot. 1004 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,925 A fucking amazing riot. 1005 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,760 It was pretty amazing. 1006 00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:27,262 - Amazing, you say. - Mmm-hmm. 1007 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,097 So you signed them? 1008 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:33,393 Just... Alan McGee didn't turn up, so I thought... 1009 00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:35,687 But... So you thought, did you? 1010 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,605 Did you think... (BLEATING) Sheep-man? 1011 00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:39,148 The A&R man thought. 1012 00:47:39,232 --> 00:47:40,859 Did you phone your mother for that thought? 1013 00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:42,360 Or maybe you took your lead from this. 1014 00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:44,737 Oh, wait, look! They got there first. 1015 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:47,991 If you don't sign this band, my friend, 1016 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:49,742 you know what's gonna happen, don't you? 1017 00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:52,662 Scots Man will sign them. And if he doesn't, Scots Lady. 1018 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:56,040 And if Scots Lady doesn't sign them, the Monkey man... 1019 00:47:56,124 --> 00:47:59,460 Northern Monkey will sign them, whose name I can never... 1020 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:00,712 Burnsy... 1021 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,839 I don't give a fuck what his name is! 1022 00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:04,507 So what you're gonna do is, 1023 00:48:04,591 --> 00:48:06,551 you're gonna sign them by this weekend. 1024 00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,721 And if you don't do that, I will make you kill each other. 1025 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,723 And whomever is left standing, 1026 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:14,309 and I won't put any money on this prick, 1027 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,269 I will kill personally myself. 1028 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:18,563 Yep. 1029 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,648 Fuck me, man. 1030 00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:23,401 Look, I've got myself in such a state, my darling, 1031 00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:26,070 that I can't tell them to leave. Could you do it for me? 1032 00:48:26,154 --> 00:48:28,072 You're gonna need to leave now, okay? 1033 00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:35,663 - Have they gone? - They've gone. 1034 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:37,498 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1035 00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:40,752 Great. Zumba, Zumba. 1036 00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:57,393 DIXIE: All right, Shrek? 1037 00:48:57,477 --> 00:48:59,687 It's not a donkey. It's a horse. 1038 00:49:00,813 --> 00:49:01,814 How's London? 1039 00:49:02,357 --> 00:49:05,151 It's all right. I've been managing a band. 1040 00:49:05,944 --> 00:49:07,111 They been on X Factor? 1041 00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:09,113 No, it's not that kind of band. 1042 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,700 What kind is it then? I like Queen, see. 1043 00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:15,954 No, they're not like Queen. Any cabs here? 1044 00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:17,789 (CHUCKLES) It's not London, Dix. 1045 00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:20,416 No taxis around here, boy. 1046 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,836 I'll take you. 1047 00:49:24,504 --> 00:49:26,255 How much? 1048 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:27,590 I'll do it for a pound. 1049 00:49:29,509 --> 00:49:31,302 50 pence. You haven't got a saddle. 1050 00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:35,181 All right then, 75. 1051 00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:38,559 Hold him steady by there, then. 1052 00:49:38,685 --> 00:49:39,811 - One, two... - Two, three... 1053 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:40,937 (GRUNTS) 1054 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,563 Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. 1055 00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:45,316 Got it, old boy? Have you, yeah? 1056 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,818 - DIXIE: All right. Go on, then. - Have your bag, then? 1057 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:47,944 Come on. 1058 00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:51,572 Right. Go on then, boy. Come on, then. 1059 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:54,075 - Do you get much business, then, or what? -It's all right. 1060 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:56,160 Slowed down recently, mind, but... 1061 00:49:56,244 --> 00:49:57,328 How's that? Credit crunch and all that? 1062 00:49:57,412 --> 00:49:59,330 Well, it's affecting us all, innit? 1063 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:04,168 Hey, how's it going? 1064 00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:06,045 Hello. 1065 00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:07,964 (LAUGHING) 1066 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,048 DIXIE'S MAM: What are you like? 1067 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:11,801 DIXIE'S FAMILY: AW. 1068 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,929 - How's it going, Mam? - Welcome home. 1069 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:17,807 Yeah, it's good to see you. You okay? Okay? Coming in. 1070 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,017 - Come on. Come on. - Well, not the horse. 1071 00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:20,601 - Yeah, I know. - Oh, well... 1072 00:50:20,727 --> 00:50:22,937 Cheers, Shrek. Do you want to come in for a cup of tea? 1073 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:25,440 Oh, no, it's all right. I haven't got time, Dix. 1074 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,774 10:15 coming in now. 1075 00:50:26,858 --> 00:50:28,192 All right then, lad. Well, good luck with it anyway. 1076 00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:29,694 All right. Cheers, Dix. Cheers, butt. Ta-ra. 1077 00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:31,195 Cheers, then. Ta-ra. Cheers, Dandy. Ta-ra. 1078 00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:33,114 Come on, then, boy. All right. 1079 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:34,198 DIXIE: How are you, Dad? 1080 00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:35,867 I'm fine. Hey, you all right, boy? How's the band doing? 1081 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,869 Yeah, they're all right. They're doing really well. 1082 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:41,664 Ah, we're on the BBC this week. Radio. And the... In the NME as well. 1083 00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:42,957 Are you earning money off 'em yet? 1084 00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:44,834 Yeah, yeah, I'm getting by, like. Do you know what I mean? 1085 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:47,170 - I see. - Come in the kitchen a minute. 1086 00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:49,130 - Where's she going with him now? - I don't know. 1087 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,214 - You all right, Dad? - I'm fine. 1088 00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:51,966 - Well, have a sit down, then. - I'm all right by here. 1089 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:54,886 How is it up there? 1090 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:56,387 It's all right, Mam. Yeah, it's fine. 1091 00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:57,430 You managing? 1092 00:50:57,513 --> 00:50:58,765 Yeah, yeah. It's all cool. 1093 00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:01,726 Right, here's something to help you outwith. 1094 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:03,186 Well, no, I don't want... Listen, I'm fine... 1095 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,479 Yeah, yeah, go on. 1096 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,064 Don't tell your father. You know what he's like. 1097 00:51:06,147 --> 00:51:07,732 All right. Cheers, Mam. 1098 00:51:08,316 --> 00:51:09,734 - DIXIE'S DAD: Dixie! - Yeah? 1099 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:11,235 Come on! Come to the club. 1100 00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:12,320 All right to go up the club? 1101 00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:15,031 Yeah, off you go with the boys. Go on. 1102 00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,115 (SIGHS) 1103 00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:17,408 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 1104 00:51:17,492 --> 00:51:22,622 Say again! Yeah. Dixie, I can't hear you. 1105 00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:24,916 'Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! - Oi! Oi! 1106 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:29,962 Stop it! I'm on the phone to Dixie! I can't hear him! Yeah? About the band. 1107 00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,007 (LAUGHING) 1108 00:51:38,471 --> 00:51:39,555 - I like you. - Okay, look. 1109 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,891 ...magazine and six record companies, yeah? 1110 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:43,392 What did McGee say? 1111 00:51:43,518 --> 00:51:46,104 Just that there's been really serious interest. 1112 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:47,772 Listen, when are the band gonna go? 1113 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,315 Because I'm getting really fed up now. 1114 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:50,525 And I'm gonna have to use the wedding money... 1115 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:51,818 No, no, no. Don't use that. 1116 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:53,319 Listen, Shell, that's for our special clay, lovely. 1117 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:55,154 Look, I've got some money I can use, 1118 00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:57,698 and I'll be back tomorrow for the BBC session, all right? 1119 00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:01,285 Okay. Last message. You've... 1120 00:52:01,369 --> 00:52:05,039 - A girl's been calling called Natasha. -(CALL DISCONNECTS) 1121 00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:07,792 - Hello? Hello? - Dixie. 1122 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,210 - Hello, Shell? - Dixie? 1123 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:11,379 Bollocks, I say. 1124 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,132 Michelle, have you got any Vaseline? 1125 00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:21,222 No, no... 1126 00:52:23,141 --> 00:52:25,977 Dix. Come on, man. 1127 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,773 TYRONE: Oi, Dix, come here. 1128 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:32,692 - This is for you. - Ty, no... 1129 00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:35,403 No, hush, now, right? I want to. Right? 1130 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,280 But do me a favour. Don't tell your sister, 1131 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:38,489 'cause you know what she's like. 1132 00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:39,574 All right, yeah. 1133 00:52:39,699 --> 00:52:41,325 - All right? Cheers, Dix. - Yeah. 1134 00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:42,910 Hey, listen, boys, this round's on me, okay? I insist. 1135 00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:44,912 - Hey, don't be so soft now. - No. I don't mind getting them in. 1136 00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:47,039 Two whiskies for there, butt, please. 1137 00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:48,207 - Two bitters for there... - I'll have bitter. 1138 00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:49,333 - And a bowl. - Bowl. 1139 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:51,252 Can I have ice in my whisky? 1140 00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:53,880 Well, it's what they do in London. 1141 00:52:57,008 --> 00:53:00,011 All right there, boys, bit of fresh air. lnnit, too? 1142 00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:02,263 - Fine. I'll catch you later. - See you. See you. 1143 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,681 - See you, boys. All the best. - Cheers. Thanks. 1144 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:05,975 - I'll see you, Tyrone. Ta-ra, boys. - Ta-ra. 1145 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:09,437 DIXIE: Where we going then? 1146 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,355 DIXIE'S DAD: Just fancy a bit of a walk up here, isn't it? 1147 00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:20,531 - How are you feeling, Dad? -(CHUCKLES) 1148 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,284 - I'm dying, son. -(SIGHS) 1149 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:26,037 Oh, hey, hey, hey, come on. 1150 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:30,374 For Christ's sake, it's the one thing that's certain in life. Death. 1151 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:34,420 No, I know. But it's just... It's hard, Dad. 1152 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:41,135 Look. I want you to have something, all right? Here you go. 1153 00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:42,220 Your watch. I don't want your watch. 1154 00:53:42,303 --> 00:53:46,474 Yes. My father gave it to me when I started working. 1155 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,601 His father gave it to him. 1156 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:54,982 You know, I was 15 when I started working. 1157 00:53:56,651 --> 00:53:58,402 It's hard to believe now, innit? 1158 00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:00,613 Somebody still alive today 1159 00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:03,241 started work when they were just a kid. 1160 00:54:03,324 --> 00:54:06,202 Just a little boy. And underground too. 1161 00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:09,997 Little boy pretending to be strong. 1162 00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:12,250 Pretending not to be scared. 1163 00:54:14,335 --> 00:54:18,464 And the first day underground, went down 1164 00:54:18,547 --> 00:54:20,591 and the buggers switched off the lamps and disappeared 1165 00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:22,843 and left me in the dark. Bastards. 1166 00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:27,056 I was shitting myself. I didn't show it, mind. 1167 00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:30,268 After a bit, they came out of the dark, put the lamps on, 1168 00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:35,815 they said, "Aye, go on, he'll do. He's one of us. He'll be a miner." 1169 00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:37,358 (CHUCKLES) 1170 00:54:38,276 --> 00:54:40,278 And you know, 1171 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:44,699 I was never so proud until the day I walked your mother down the aisle. 1172 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:50,621 I don't know what I'm gonna do without you, Dad. 1173 00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:52,415 - And I'm scared, like... And I'm scared, man. - Oh. 1174 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:56,210 You follow your dreams, boy! You dream on, right? 1175 00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,712 -(COUGHING) - Are you all right, Dad? Are you all right? 1176 00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,630 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm fine! I'm fine. 1177 00:54:59,714 --> 00:55:01,382 Now, look, you promise me one thing! 1178 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:03,634 Promise me you'll follow your dreams, 'cause if you don't, 1179 00:55:03,718 --> 00:55:05,636 I'll come back and bastard haunt you, all right? 1180 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:08,639 All right. I will, Dad. I promise you. 1181 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:11,434 Right, well... 1182 00:55:12,435 --> 00:55:14,270 50 quid. 1183 00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:17,481 Don't tell your mother, you know what she's like. 1184 00:55:18,733 --> 00:55:21,777 Come on. Get me off this bloody mountain. 1185 00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:35,041 (DIXIE SIGHS) 1186 00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,834 DIXIE'S DAD: You coming or what? 1187 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,169 DIXIE: Yeah. 1188 00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:49,347 DIXIE'S DAD: Yeah, look at that, butt. DIXIE: Yeah. 1189 00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:54,852 DIXIE: It's what you call a sunset, innit? 1190 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,235 IRISH PIERRE: Now, now, now, now. Don't get me wrong, Teddy. 1191 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:45,319 Now the Italian macchiato 1192 00:56:45,403 --> 00:56:47,405 is a fine wee drink in its own right, 1193 00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:49,073 but I much prefer the French noisette. 1194 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:50,408 A much classier drink, man. 1195 00:56:50,491 --> 00:56:51,742 TEDDY: Hold up, mod alert. 1196 00:56:53,661 --> 00:56:54,912 Is that him? 1197 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:56,080 Reckon it is, yeah. 1198 00:56:57,873 --> 00:56:59,208 - Aye aye, Dixie. - Hello, valley boy. 1199 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,127 Where are you off to in such a rush? 1200 00:57:01,210 --> 00:57:02,211 DIXIE: I'm just going home. 1201 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,255 TEDDY: Yeah? Well, let's have a little chat then about 1202 00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:06,340 -the three grand you owe our boss, huh? - DIXIE: You what? 1203 00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:08,843 IRISH PIERRE: Three grand knocking on four with interest... 1204 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,679 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 1205 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,932 Are you ready? 1206 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:16,517 ALL: Yeah! 1207 00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:20,020 Tell me that you're fucking ready! 1208 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,439 WOMAN'. I'm fucking ready. 1209 00:57:21,522 --> 00:57:23,315 Fucking! 1210 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:29,530 I'll have to do the vocals 'cause knob-head Jake's gone off with his posh bird. 1211 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,614 Fucking off, wanker. 1212 00:57:30,698 --> 00:57:32,158 No one knew who he was anyway. 1213 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:34,034 IRISH PIERRE: Hold on, big lad, we need a wee deposit before you go. 1214 00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:36,829 Would you look at this? 1215 00:57:37,538 --> 00:57:38,831 Lovely little piece there. 1216 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:40,916 No. Not my watch, boys. 1217 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,544 Take it off, you little prick! 1218 00:57:46,714 --> 00:57:48,841 Most kind, most kind. 1219 00:57:49,842 --> 00:57:51,719 Teddy, noisette? 1220 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:52,928 Café au lait. 1221 00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:55,848 (GREETING IN FRENCH) 1222 00:58:03,439 --> 00:58:06,317 TOMMY: I like your tits. 1223 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:07,776 (ALL LAUGHING) 1224 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:11,822 TOMMY: I wanna see both bits. 1225 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:14,658 - What do you reckon? Is that all right? -(ALL CHEERING) 1226 00:58:14,742 --> 00:58:18,996 Dixie! What you saying, brother? How are you, man? 1227 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,789 WOMAN: Dixie! 1228 00:58:20,915 --> 00:58:21,874 Dixie! 1229 00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:24,752 Come here, girls! Honestly, this fucking bloke, he's on fire... 1230 00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:28,339 Oh! 1231 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:34,470 I want everybody out of my flat now. Everybody get out the flat, now. 1232 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:35,638 - DIXIE: Hang on. - I'm not... 1233 00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:37,932 Dixie, I want everybody out the flat, now. 1234 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:41,602 Fucking move! What is wrong with you people? Are you deaf? 1235 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:43,687 -(DOOR OPENS) - Get out of the flat. Get out. 1236 00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:45,648 - Just give us two minutes, boys. - All right, love. 1237 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,405 (DOOR CLOSES) 1238 00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:54,782 - You all right? -(SIGHS) 1239 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:59,119 No, I'm not all right, Dix. We're being chucked out the flat. 1240 00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:00,955 Okay? 1241 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,414 - Look. I'll have a word... - Do you understand that? 1242 00:59:02,498 --> 00:59:03,874 We're being chucked out the flat! 1243 00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:05,543 Calm down a bit, love. I'll go upstairs and have a word. 1244 00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,585 What do you mean calm down? 1245 00:59:06,669 --> 00:59:07,670 Where are we gonna live? On the street? 1246 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:08,879 I'll sort it out, okay? 1247 00:59:08,963 --> 00:59:10,548 You've seen what's happened on the phone. 1248 00:59:10,631 --> 00:59:11,757 Look, I've got five record companies... 1249 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,841 Dixie, stop living in a dream world! 1250 00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:13,926 We're being chucked out of the flat, okay? 1251 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,469 Thanks, love. It's just a dream world now, is it? 1252 00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:16,595 Oh, sorry. Am I winding you up? 1253 00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:17,888 Yeah, a little bit, love, to be honest with you. 1254 00:59:17,972 --> 00:59:19,014 Because you know what? 1255 00:59:19,098 --> 00:59:20,307 When you go and take a three grand loan out, yeah? 1256 00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:21,433 (SIGHING) You shouldn't be going through my stuff! 1257 00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:22,560 Are you joking me, mate? 1258 00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:24,144 You shouldn't be going through my stuff, Shell. 1259 00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:26,438 What's happened here? 1260 00:59:26,522 --> 00:59:28,274 DIXIE: Let's sort it out. I'll sort it out, all right? 1261 00:59:28,357 --> 00:59:30,484 Just give me a few days. 1262 00:59:30,568 --> 00:59:32,570 Shell, look at me. Look at me. I... 1263 00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,363 I can't give you any more time, Dixie. 1264 00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:35,447 I cannot live like this. 1265 00:59:35,531 --> 00:59:36,740 What do you mean you can't give me any more time? 1266 00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:38,033 Have you seen what you just walked into? 1267 00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:39,243 They'll be gone in the next day or two. 1268 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:40,744 I've come all this way, and I've come to support you! 1269 00:59:40,828 --> 00:59:42,204 And I believe in you! 1270 00:59:42,288 --> 00:59:45,124 But you're living in a dream world, and I'm going to my mum's. 1271 00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:46,750 Oh, so you're leaving me as well, are you? 1272 00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:49,044 Shell, my father's dying! All right? 1273 00:59:49,128 --> 00:59:51,088 - He's dying! - Dixie, you can't put that on me! 1274 00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:53,841 - He's dying, Shell. All right? - That's not fair! That is not fair. 1275 00:59:54,174 --> 00:59:56,093 And you're gonna leave me now? 1276 00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:57,428 (PANTING) 1277 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:58,887 You're gonna leave me? 1278 00:59:58,971 --> 01:00:01,890 Dixie, what choice have I got? I can't... No, you keep lying to me! 1279 01:00:01,974 --> 01:00:03,309 No, you can't leave me, Shell. 1280 01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:04,893 Look at me. Look at me. 1281 01:00:04,977 --> 01:00:06,437 I'm begging you, okay? 1282 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,772 Don't leave me. Don't leave me, Shell. Please. 1283 01:00:08,856 --> 01:00:09,940 - I won't lie to you again. - I can't... No, no. 1284 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:11,442 - And you promise that, yeah? - I promise you! 1285 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:13,068 - Yeah? - I promise you, love. 1286 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:15,529 - All right. Fine. Yeah. - I promise you. 1287 01:00:15,654 --> 01:00:16,822 Fucking hell... 1288 01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:19,825 And you tell me, Dixie, why the fuck there's no money left in the tin? 1289 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,118 Oh, fucking... 1290 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:23,829 - You lied to me again! - I'm sorry! 1291 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,962 Sorry. 1292 01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:41,096 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck! 1293 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,432 (PANTING) 1294 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:57,696 Fuck off, man. 1295 01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:58,822 (VOMITING) 1296 01:00:58,906 --> 01:01:01,116 Oh, man. You cockney pussy. 1297 01:01:04,578 --> 01:01:06,205 TOMMY: Cheers, my dears. 1298 01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:09,333 Don't be smoking that. Keep it together now for this. 1299 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,501 For confidence, Dix. 1300 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:14,505 Yeah, come on, you got to put it out. You can't take that in there. 1301 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,091 Jesus, Mac, you can't nick the BBC sign. 1302 01:01:28,936 --> 01:01:30,604 DIXIE: That's right. Go and pull something now, yeah? 1303 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,996 How you doing, Tommy? 1304 01:01:48,122 --> 01:01:49,665 Very well, man. 1305 01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:51,917 - JAKE: All right, Dix? - Yeah, I guess. Good. 1306 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,086 - Where's Shell? - She's not very well. 1307 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,546 - Sorry, man. - I got something for you. 1308 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:59,007 Tommy, come here. Got that for you. 1309 01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:00,843 Wait a minute. 1310 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,803 It's a torch as well, so if you lose it, you can find it. 1311 01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:04,722 - See? - Clever that. 1312 01:02:04,805 --> 01:02:05,889 Cheers, man. 1313 01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:07,224 All right, son, I got you some blue pop. 1314 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:08,475 Thank you very much, Dix. Cheers, man. 1315 01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:09,685 All right. You all right now? 1316 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:10,894 Yeah. 1317 01:02:10,978 --> 01:02:12,104 MACCA: No. (CHUCKLES) 1318 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,691 - We're fine, man. Don't worry about it. - Yeah. 1319 01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:18,402 Okay. So, listen, just enjoy it, okay? Just enjoy it. 1320 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:19,611 Tabby, not that mic. 1321 01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:21,155 Well, you do it. 1322 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:22,781 - Fucking heck. - I'm good with the wires. 1323 01:02:23,824 --> 01:02:26,326 (PLAYING DRUMS) 1324 01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:29,496 So we're here at the legendary BBC Maida Vale Studios, 1325 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:31,582 and I can't believe we're about to witness this. 1326 01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:33,959 We've bagged them for their first ever live session. 1327 01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:36,170 It's the band everybody's talking about. 1328 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,671 It's the Prems! 1329 01:02:47,556 --> 01:02:49,266 (INAUDIBLE) 1330 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:49,159 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1331 01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:50,828 (SINGING) Do you like it? 1332 01:03:50,911 --> 01:03:52,204 Sycophantic pricks! 1333 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:53,330 Do you like it? 1334 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:54,456 You industry slags! 1335 01:03:54,540 --> 01:03:55,833 Do you like it? 1336 01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:57,167 JAKE: Parasitic twats? 1337 01:03:57,251 --> 01:03:58,377 Do you like it? 1338 01:03:58,460 --> 01:03:59,878 TOMMY: And you all got blanked! 1339 01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:01,171 Do you like it? 1340 01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:02,631 (BOTH SCATTING) 1341 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,258 DIXIE: Oh! Oh! 1342 01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:05,926 Curly locks! 1343 01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:08,053 (LAUGHS) Dix. 1344 01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:09,596 So you two are all right now then, yeah? 1345 01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:10,848 All right, boss, yeah. 1346 01:04:10,931 --> 01:04:12,099 Good, I'm glad. 1347 01:04:12,224 --> 01:04:14,685 Fuckin' nae danger, man. It's all about the music. 1348 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:15,936 And the birds. 1349 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,480 Oh, and the money. Actually, Dix, 1350 01:04:18,564 --> 01:04:21,275 is there like any news on any deals or anything? 1351 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,360 Listen, my phone's been going mental. I'll sort it out tomorrow. 1352 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,195 What about proper money, mate? We got any money? 1353 01:04:25,279 --> 01:04:27,281 I got 3 pound 50 to my name. Do you want that? 1354 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,199 Yes, I do, mate. Yeah. 1355 01:04:31,285 --> 01:04:32,369 TOMMY: Thank you very much. 1356 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:33,954 Have a good night. 1357 01:04:34,121 --> 01:04:37,416 Listen, cheers for that, by the way. It's fucking brilliant. 1358 01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:40,127 And cheers for today, Dixie. You fucking big Welsh bastard. 1359 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:41,962 - Love you lots, man. - JAKE: Yeah, you big Taff. 1360 01:04:42,129 --> 01:04:43,755 TOMMY: Fucking love ya! 1361 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:18,248 You out! You no pay, so you go! 1362 01:05:18,332 --> 01:05:19,791 Hang on though, I got stuff in there. 1363 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:23,211 I don't care! It's your stupid bastard Welsh fault! 1364 01:05:23,337 --> 01:05:24,588 I got nowhere else to go. 1365 01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:25,797 Your girlfriend has! 1366 01:05:25,881 --> 01:05:28,342 She come earlier, she take her stuff and she go. 1367 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:29,426 Shell's been back? 1368 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:32,930 She come, she collect her things, so she can go home! 1369 01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:35,599 She no want you. I don't blame her. 1370 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:37,225 She leave you! 1371 01:05:40,479 --> 01:05:42,814 Hey! What you do? I call police! 1372 01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:45,859 Hey! Hey! 1373 01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:49,655 Forget police. I call Dimitri! He'll kill you. 1374 01:05:58,622 --> 01:05:59,790 (MOBILE RINGING) 1375 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:02,626 Hello? 1376 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,962 NATASHA: Hi, Mr Dix! 1377 01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:06,171 Who's this? 1378 01:06:06,254 --> 01:06:08,215 It's Natasha from Jawbone Records. 1379 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:09,466 All right, Tash. 1380 01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:13,512 I'm just calling to say the band were fucking amazing the other night. 1381 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:16,139 Oh, right. Yeah. Cheers. 1382 01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:17,599 Is everything all right? 1383 01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:20,852 No, not really. I've been kicked out my flat. 1384 01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:24,356 And I got nowhere else to go. Do you know where Horsey is now? 1385 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:27,025 No, I don't. But I know where he lives. 1386 01:06:27,109 --> 01:06:28,193 Yeah? 1387 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:29,403 Whereabouts are you? 1388 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,697 I'm just by Hoxton train station. 1389 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:32,990 Oh, I'm just two minutes from there, 1390 01:06:33,073 --> 01:06:34,366 so I'll come and pick you up if you want. 1391 01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:35,450 That'd be brilliant. 1392 01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:37,369 Cool. Bye. 1393 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:44,751 Fucking hell. 1394 01:06:47,087 --> 01:06:51,758 NATASHA: I've never seen Jez so excited for any band before. 1395 01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:53,051 DIXIE: Who's Jez? 1396 01:06:53,135 --> 01:06:55,846 NATASHA: Oh, Jeremy Braines. He's my boss at Jawbone Records. 1397 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:56,972 DIXIE: Oh, yeah. 1398 01:06:57,097 --> 01:06:58,098 NATASHA: He fucking loves them. 1399 01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,891 DIXIE: I've been trying to get him for weeks, 1400 01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,727 but Horsey doesn't want to know. 1401 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:04,896 NATASHA: (SCOFFS) Brian can be such a moody wanker. 1402 01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:08,525 Is this is where he lives, yeah? 1403 01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:11,445 No, I just thought we could have a glass of vino. 1404 01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,655 Oh, no. I'm a bit tired, Tash, to be honest. 1405 01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:15,615 I just want to get there. 1406 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,034 Too tired. 1407 01:07:17,826 --> 01:07:19,077 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1408 01:07:19,161 --> 01:07:21,079 -(CHUCKLING) Let's see what's under... - You've got the wrong impression. 1409 01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:25,709 Dix, I don't bite. Just come and sit down. 1410 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,044 No, no, no. I can't. I haven't got time. 1411 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:28,211 Please. Come on. 1412 01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:29,296 Could you just tell me where he lives? 1413 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,881 This is embarrassing. 1414 01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,632 - It's not embarrassing. - Yes, it is embarrassing. 1415 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,385 No, Tash, it's fine. Look at me. 1416 01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:38,638 Just tell me where he lives. Is that okay? 1417 01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:40,348 Okay. 1418 01:07:40,432 --> 01:07:44,436 If you go straight on, there's a street called Narrow Street. 1419 01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:46,938 Okay, thanks. I appreciate that, okay? 1420 01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:51,151 Fuck. 1421 01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,992 Mmm, give us your toe. 1422 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,078 (GIGGLING) 1423 01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:05,540 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 1424 01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:07,459 Oh, fuck's sake. 1425 01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:12,422 Take hold of that. I won't be... I'll be back. I'll be back. 1426 01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:16,009 Hello? 1427 01:08:16,093 --> 01:08:17,177 DIXIE: Horse, it's me. 1428 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:18,303 Who's "me"? 1429 01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:19,930 It's me. 1430 01:08:20,055 --> 01:08:22,140 For the hard of thinking, I'll ask you one more time, who's "me"? 1431 01:08:22,224 --> 01:08:23,266 It's Dixie. 1432 01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:24,518 Oh, fuck. 1433 01:08:26,353 --> 01:08:27,854 What are you doing here? 1434 01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:29,272 Shell left me. 1435 01:08:29,356 --> 01:08:32,150 I got nowhere else to go. Can you just put me up for tonight? 1436 01:08:32,234 --> 01:08:33,652 I'm going back to Wales in the morning. 1437 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:37,531 Yeah, no problem, Dix. Come on up. 1438 01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:39,950 (BUZZING) 1439 01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:42,869 Right. You lot, come on. Fucking sling your hook! 1440 01:08:43,829 --> 01:08:45,247 (SIGHS) 1441 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:49,501 You've really fucked it up this time, haven't you, Dix? 1442 01:08:51,253 --> 01:08:54,005 Yeah, I lost it all, mate. 1443 01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:55,715 No, you still got the band though. 1444 01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,844 No. I don't care about the band. 1445 01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:01,888 It all seems so pointless without Shell, you know. 1446 01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:04,432 (LAUGHING) Fuck me. 1447 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:11,106 You really love that girl, don't you? 1448 01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:13,900 More than anything. 1449 01:09:16,736 --> 01:09:19,322 That Tash tried to get off with me tonight. 1450 01:09:19,573 --> 01:09:21,992 Wouldn't be the first time, mate. 1451 01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:27,497 Mind you, you were always good with the ladies, weren't you? 1452 01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:32,711 Remember Dawn? Hayley? 1453 01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:35,422 (CHUCKLES) 1454 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,174 Yeah, and Shell. 1455 01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:48,935 HORSEY: Fuck me, Dix! 1456 01:09:49,019 --> 01:09:51,897 You got a God Save The Queen A&M here. 1457 01:09:52,022 --> 01:09:53,481 Yeah. 1458 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:59,029 That's Bowie. Space Oddity. When did you get that? 1459 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,906 Four or five years ago now. 1460 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:06,119 Oh, my God. Can I play this? 1461 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:09,372 Yeah. That's what they're there for. Whack it on. 1462 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:16,296 (GROOVY SONG PLAYING) 1463 01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:20,926 I love this track! 1464 01:10:22,344 --> 01:10:23,803 (LAUGHING) 1465 01:10:24,346 --> 01:10:25,931 Come here, mate. Dancing. 1466 01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:37,484 Oh, life's good! 1467 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,072 Fuck! 1468 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:43,823 (SIGHS) 1469 01:10:46,034 --> 01:10:47,452 Dix? 1470 01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:49,704 How do you know? 1471 01:10:49,788 --> 01:10:51,414 Know what? 1472 01:10:51,498 --> 01:10:54,042 How do you know about the bands and stuff? 1473 01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:57,629 I don't know. Michelle reckons I got golden ears. 1474 01:10:58,964 --> 01:11:01,174 (CHUCKLES) Golden ears? 1475 01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,803 Yeah. You got big fucking teeth, I know that much. 1476 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:12,102 Sell 'em to me. 1477 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:13,520 What, the records? 1478 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,605 Yeah, yeah. Sell 'em to me. 1479 01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:20,068 All right. Five grand, you can have 'em. 1480 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:22,362 (LAUGHS) 1481 01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:27,784 Five grand? Yeah. Yeah, they're worth much more than that, Dix. 1482 01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:31,079 I don't care. You can have 'em. 1483 01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:41,047 I just wanna go home. 1484 01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:54,894 You can sleep on the kitchen floor. 1485 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,563 There's some coats in the cupboard. Okay? 1486 01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:59,566 Have you got a change of clothes for me for tomorrow? 1487 01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:01,067 Well, haven't you? 1488 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:03,653 I just got a dirty T-shirt I brought. 1489 01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:07,240 Well, fucking wear it then. Fuck... 1490 01:12:14,414 --> 01:12:17,083 - Thanks for last night. Nice one. - Right. Yeah. 1491 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:22,589 If you do come back to Wales, give us a shout, yeah? 1492 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,424 I would rather eat my own arse with a spoon. 1493 01:12:28,595 --> 01:12:29,971 (SNIFFLING) 1494 01:12:34,059 --> 01:12:35,393 (TURNS ON TV) 1495 01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:37,937 REPORTER: I'm looking forward to this bit, Hel. 1496 01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:41,191 Please welcome Jake, Tommy, Scott and Macca from the Prems! 1497 01:12:41,274 --> 01:12:43,318 (ALL CHEERING) 1498 01:12:52,786 --> 01:12:54,120 - How are you? -How are you? 1499 01:12:54,204 --> 01:12:55,622 Very good. 1500 01:12:57,957 --> 01:12:59,250 Fuck. 1501 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:01,378 (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) 1502 01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:37,414 IRISH PIERRE: I know you like your Chas and Dave 1503 01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:40,291 but I'll tell you what, that Lionel Bart, he was a genius. 1504 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,252 TEDDY: Raving iron though, Irish Pierre. 1505 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:43,753 Oh, yeah? West Ham? 1506 01:13:45,171 --> 01:13:46,381 West Ham. 1507 01:13:46,506 --> 01:13:47,841 Iron hoof. Poof. 1508 01:13:48,216 --> 01:13:50,427 Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. This is the 21st century, mate. 1509 01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:51,886 You can't talk like that any more. 1510 01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:54,514 Anyway, you Cockneys love a bit of that, don't ya? 1511 01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,683 Ronnie and Reggie Kray, they were a bit light in the loafer. 1512 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:59,644 Yeah. Don't you start having a go at the Krays. 1513 01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:01,980 At least when I was about, you could leave your doors open. 1514 01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:03,523 Your back doors? 1515 01:14:04,816 --> 01:14:06,526 Hey up. Here comes Lily of the Valley. 1516 01:14:07,277 --> 01:14:09,404 You got that four bags of sand, Dixie? 1517 01:14:10,738 --> 01:14:12,282 - What d'you mean? - Four grand. 1518 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:13,950 Oh, yeah. 1519 01:14:15,034 --> 01:14:17,454 The boss is gonna be very pleased with you. 1520 01:14:17,537 --> 01:14:18,788 It's all there. You can count it. 1521 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:20,540 TEDDY: We trust you, son. 1522 01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,250 Go on, fuck off. 1523 01:14:24,002 --> 01:14:25,628 IRISH PIERRE: Actually, weren't you one of Jack the Cap's boys? 1524 01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:27,505 TEDDY: Go on. Fuck Off. 1525 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:41,936 MOTOWN: Dixie! 1526 01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:44,105 Oh, Jesus! You're not Dimitri, are you? 1527 01:14:44,230 --> 01:14:47,400 Do I look like Dimitri? Don't you run! 1528 01:14:47,484 --> 01:14:48,818 Someone wants to see you. 1529 01:14:49,569 --> 01:14:53,156 Oh, Jesus Christ. There's no fucking end to this. 1530 01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:04,501 - Oh, it's you, Alan. - ALAN: You look shite. 1531 01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:06,169 What's going on with you? 1532 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,005 I'm in a mess, mate. I've lost my flat, I've lost my records, 1533 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:10,590 I've lost my money, I've lost my girl. 1534 01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:12,842 Look, stop worrying about the girl, Dixie. 1535 01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:14,844 It's like, the girl will come back. 1536 01:15:14,928 --> 01:15:18,181 But what you've got to do is get yourself to Sorted Records. 1537 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,433 These people want to sign your fucking band. 1538 01:15:20,517 --> 01:15:21,935 The Prems are gonna be massive. 1539 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:25,063 You're trending on Twitter. I thought you'd fucking died. 1540 01:15:25,146 --> 01:15:26,356 What did Sorted say? 1541 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:28,900 If you get your arse down to that record company, 1542 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,235 they will sign you. 1543 01:15:30,318 --> 01:15:31,986 You were supposed to be there half an hour ago. 1544 01:15:32,070 --> 01:15:34,572 It's half past 12:00 now? Jesus, I'm late then, aren't I? 1545 01:15:34,656 --> 01:15:36,699 Yeah, it's the first rule of rock and roll. 1546 01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:39,494 It won't go against you. Now fucking get down there. 1547 01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:42,664 Thanks, Alan. I love you. Can you lend me 20 quid? 1548 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:43,748 Fuck off! 1549 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:56,970 (BEEPING) 1550 01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:03,017 Dicko! As I live and breathe. 1551 01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:04,769 Oh, Mr Burns, nice to meet you. You okay? 1552 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,397 Call me Burnsy, man. Can I get you a drink or anything? 1553 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,982 Yeah, can I have a nice cup of tea? 1554 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:10,650 Anything stronger? 1555 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:12,902 No, I'm all right. 1556 01:16:12,986 --> 01:16:14,237 Cup of tea. 1557 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,948 Sassafras, chamomile, Earl Gay? 1558 01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:18,992 No, no. No biscuits. Just tea is good. 1559 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,660 (MOBILE RINGING) 1560 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,412 What? 1561 01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:23,830 FRANCINE: You got the sheep-shagger with you? 1562 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,081 Yeah, he's stood right next to me. 1563 01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:26,332 Come on in then. 1564 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:28,001 All right. Ciao, ciao. 1565 01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:38,469 Hello, Mrs Hardy. I'm Dixie. 1566 01:16:38,553 --> 01:16:40,597 I'm not Mrs Hardy, I'm just Francine. 1567 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,391 And you don't mind me calling you "the sheep-shagger," do you? 1568 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,810 No, that's fine. I've been called that all my life. 1569 01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:47,854 Right, good, that's the niceties over with. 1570 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,440 Okay, here's where I'm at, Dixie. 1571 01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:53,818 I know you've got other people sniffing around you. 1572 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:55,403 I don't want to know where. 1573 01:16:55,486 --> 01:16:59,282 The question is, do you want to get into bed with me 1574 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,868 and make beautiful music or not? 1575 01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:03,911 Can I ask you what you're offering? 1576 01:17:04,037 --> 01:17:06,581 I'm offering half a mill up front for five albums. 1577 01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:11,961 Plus, I will break your band in every known territory on Earth. 1578 01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,047 Hmm? How about that, big boy? 1579 01:17:14,714 --> 01:17:15,798 And what about publishing? 1580 01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:17,717 I'll give you half the publishing straight away, Dixie. 1581 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:25,433 Okay, it's very, very simple, Dixie. Yeah? 1582 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:27,602 Do I make you wet? 1583 01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:29,395 Do Sorted Records tickle your fancy? 1584 01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,982 Do you get a wee tingling sensation in your big hairy balls 1585 01:17:33,066 --> 01:17:34,525 at the thought of us putting your music out, hmm? 1586 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:43,660 Seven fifty. Four albums, not five. And 60-40 publishing, to us. 1587 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:46,204 (SCOFFS) 1588 01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:47,747 Ooh. 1589 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,416 You're not quite the wee dafty you pretend to be, are you? 1590 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:54,545 Dixie, you do realise that if I agree to these terms, 1591 01:17:54,629 --> 01:18:00,093 this will be the best deal that a newly signed band has ever had? 1592 01:18:01,094 --> 01:18:02,261 I do. 1593 01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:10,687 Okay, Burnsy. 1594 01:18:10,770 --> 01:18:13,314 - Yes, Francine. - Get the contract changed. 1595 01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:14,565 He can take it with him when he leaves. 1596 01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:16,693 Will do, Francine. 1597 01:18:16,776 --> 01:18:18,569 They're up and signed already? 1598 01:18:18,653 --> 01:18:21,864 Oh, aye. It's been signed in my menstrual blood. 1599 01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:37,714 Boys. Boys, you're not gonna believe what's happened. 1600 01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:40,258 - No, listen to me. No, listen to me. - Dix, man, hang on. Just hang on. 1601 01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:41,884 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! 1602 01:18:41,968 --> 01:18:43,010 Just calm down. 1603 01:18:43,136 --> 01:18:44,470 - What? - You need to speak to Tommy. 1604 01:18:44,554 --> 01:18:46,013 - Tommy. - Where's Jake? 1605 01:18:46,097 --> 01:18:47,265 - Tommy! - Dix. 1606 01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:49,267 - Tommy, what's going on, mate? - Dix, it's over, mate. 1607 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,852 What do you mean it's over? 1608 01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:52,186 Are you really this stupid? 1609 01:18:52,270 --> 01:18:53,396 He's not stupid. Don't call him stupid. 1610 01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:55,189 - Yes, he is. I should be managing you. - He's not fucking stupid. 1611 01:18:55,273 --> 01:18:57,233 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just somebody tell me what's going on here. 1612 01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:00,111 Well, we're together, aren't we? 1613 01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:03,823 Where's Jake? 1614 01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:05,950 Well, it all kind of kicked off after Soccer AM, 1615 01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:08,453 and he jumped out the limo at King's Cross. 1616 01:19:08,536 --> 01:19:10,747 Oh, boys! Man, I left you alone for one night, that's all! 1617 01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:13,124 Yeah, well, a lot can happen in one night, can't it? (CHUCKLES) 1618 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:14,751 Where is he now? 1619 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,711 Gone back to Scotland. 1620 01:19:16,836 --> 01:19:18,171 (DIXIE PANTING) 1621 01:19:19,005 --> 01:19:20,339 Right, now you three listen to me, all right? 1622 01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:21,424 TABBY: Who the fuck are you talking... 1623 01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:23,926 Shut up, you! Just shut up, all right? 1624 01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:28,765 Tommy. Tommy, look at me. 1625 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:36,230 He loved you. And you. 1626 01:19:39,817 --> 01:19:43,988 The three of you, meet me tomorrow, all right, in the pub, 5:00. 1627 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:46,365 And leave her here. 1628 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,201 Where are you off to? 1629 01:19:50,244 --> 01:19:53,080 I'm going to Scotland to get Jake. 1630 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:19,899 Hiya, Mick. Hi, Carol. This is a message for Shell. 1631 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:22,985 Hi, Shell. It's me, it is, love. 1632 01:20:23,069 --> 01:20:26,364 Just giving a quick call to, well, see how you are. 1633 01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:32,328 I just wanna say I'm sorry, again. If you can give me a call back, 1634 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:36,916 that'd be great. Love you loads. 1635 01:21:10,157 --> 01:21:11,659 (INAUDIBLE) 1636 01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:17,790 Jake!Jake! 1637 01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:21,168 Can you come to shore? I need to talk to you. 1638 01:21:21,252 --> 01:21:25,506 If you wanted to talk, man, you're just gonna have to come out. 1639 01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:32,138 Look, I'll be honest with you. I can't swim. 1640 01:21:35,016 --> 01:21:37,393 Oh, Jesus Christ. Do you have anything else? 1641 01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:40,646 Wanna chuck a bolt of lightning at me, or something? I'm joking. 1642 01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:45,902 How are you, Jake? 1643 01:21:46,861 --> 01:21:48,529 Been better, mate. 1644 01:21:48,654 --> 01:21:51,532 Yeah, and me. I'm no Viking on the water, let me tell you. 1645 01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:54,285 She's not worth it. 1646 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:58,039 Don't. Don't hit me with those clichés. 1647 01:21:58,122 --> 01:21:59,457 I don't wanna hear it. 1648 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,043 You don't wanna hear it 'cause it's the truth. 1649 01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:05,546 (SIGHS) I fucking loved her, man. 1650 01:22:05,630 --> 01:22:06,964 Yeah, I know. 1651 01:22:07,924 --> 01:22:13,054 Fucking Tommy as well, you know. It's fucking demented. 1652 01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,933 - Jake, look at me. -(SIGHS) 1653 01:22:17,058 --> 01:22:19,852 Come back to London. I've got something to tell you. 1654 01:22:19,936 --> 01:22:22,897 Something good. Something you'll like. 1655 01:22:23,022 --> 01:22:24,023 Tell me now. 1656 01:22:24,148 --> 01:22:26,192 I'm telling you all together, okay? 1657 01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:30,988 Look, I've got a ticket for you. And fags. 1658 01:22:31,072 --> 01:22:35,326 Meet me at the train station in an hour, all right? 1659 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,916 I'll try and paddle back to shore without tipping in. 1660 01:22:46,754 --> 01:22:48,714 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA) 1661 01:22:49,256 --> 01:22:52,218 Oh, shit. Come on, son. Come on, Jake. 1662 01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:58,432 Oh, Jake! Jake, thank God! Jesus, you boys cut it fine. 1663 01:22:58,516 --> 01:23:01,143 It's the first rule of rock and roll, that, man. Got to be late. 1664 01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:03,062 Can't smoke on there. Have you got your ticket? 1665 01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:04,563 Ah... You've got it. 1666 01:23:04,689 --> 01:23:07,149 Oh, come on, don't mess me about now. It's no time for piss-taking. 1667 01:23:07,233 --> 01:23:08,776 - You didn't give me one. - I gave it to you on the loch! 1668 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,070 - Right, you have my ticket, okay? - Thank you. 1669 01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,655 All right? And leave this to me, okay? 1670 01:23:12,738 --> 01:23:15,449 I'm good at this kind of thing, okay? I'll sort it out. Come on. 1671 01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:17,493 -(GRUNTS) Jake. - All right, man? 1672 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:19,161 - Yeah, come here. Can you hear me? - You all right? 1673 01:23:19,245 --> 01:23:22,081 Yeah. Get on the train... Listen, and use my ticket. 1674 01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:24,959 I'll get down there, okay? And Twitter it, tell the NME. 1675 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:28,170 It's like when Jagger got broken on a wheel like a butterfly. (GROANS) 1676 01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:30,172 Listen, I'll see you down there, yeah? 1677 01:23:30,256 --> 01:23:31,632 All right, yeah, I'll get there, don't worry. 1678 01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:33,092 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Please, just calm down. 1679 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:34,510 Give me a second, yeah? 1680 01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:37,346 Just get me up and I'll let you do it properly, okay? 1681 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,230 (RINGING) 1682 01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:49,775 Hello? 1683 01:23:49,859 --> 01:23:50,860 Carol, is that you? 1684 01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:52,194 Dixie? 1685 01:23:52,278 --> 01:23:53,320 Yeah, it is. 1686 01:23:53,404 --> 01:23:56,699 Oh, hey up, chuck. How've have you been? 1687 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:59,368 I'm not great. I miss Shell, to be honest. 1688 01:23:59,452 --> 01:24:00,703 She misses you, too. 1689 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:01,954 Mum, I'm on the extension. 1690 01:24:02,121 --> 01:24:05,541 Oops. I'll leave you two to it. 1691 01:24:07,418 --> 01:24:09,712 So, why aren't you calling your girlfriend? 1692 01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:10,921 Girlfriend? 1693 01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:12,173 Natasha. 1694 01:24:12,256 --> 01:24:15,259 Natasha? Are you serious? I'd never be unfaithful to you. 1695 01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:16,802 You've got 30 seconds, Dix. 1696 01:24:16,886 --> 01:24:19,555 All right, all right, listen, I got arrested on the train. 1697 01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:21,432 Threatened to Mace me and everything. Handcuffed me. 1698 01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:23,184 It was only for bloody fare-dodging. 1699 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,019 Thing is, there's no trains from this place. 1700 01:24:25,102 --> 01:24:26,437 So, I got to get back to London as soon as possible. 1701 01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:27,646 So could you come and get me? 1702 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:30,316 For God's sake. 1703 01:24:30,983 --> 01:24:33,027 Well, I'm gonna have to speak to my mum and dad. 1704 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:34,236 Where are you now? 1705 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,155 I'm in Scotland. 1706 01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,918 I just did what I thought was best at the time, that's all. 1707 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,795 And I fucked it up. 1708 01:24:50,878 --> 01:24:52,546 Yeah, you did. 1709 01:24:53,464 --> 01:24:55,841 Well, I've said I'm sorry. 1710 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,345 What more can I do? 1711 01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:03,015 I want you to come back. 1712 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,518 I want you to come back more than anything. 1713 01:25:05,643 --> 01:25:07,103 I don't know. 1714 01:25:16,904 --> 01:25:18,697 I miss you. 1715 01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:42,054 Thank you, Mick. Thanks, Carol. 1716 01:25:45,391 --> 01:25:47,393 Can you just give me five minutes, love? 1717 01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:49,979 Please. That's all, five minutes. 1718 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:53,732 I'll show them the deal and I'll be back, okay? I promise. 1719 01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:16,463 All right, Tash. Where's Jake, boys? 1720 01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:21,594 You're right. You are a rat. They're just like rats. 1721 01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:24,096 Ah. 1722 01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:35,441 You've signed with Horsey, haven't you? 1723 01:26:39,570 --> 01:26:40,988 Sorry, Dix. 1724 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:42,406 (SNICKERS) 1725 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,542 Well you look after them, Bri. 1726 01:26:54,335 --> 01:26:55,961 I will, Paul. 1727 01:26:57,671 --> 01:26:58,672 (SPEAKING WELSH) 1728 01:26:58,797 --> 01:26:59,798 (SCOFFS) 1729 01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:03,135 I do. 1730 01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:05,804 (SPEAKING WELSH) 1731 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,852 What did you come to tell us, Dix? 1732 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:17,900 Listen, Dix. 1733 01:27:18,943 --> 01:27:21,403 We've not signed anything yet, so, 1734 01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:27,409 if you want to tell us something, just say it, man. 1735 01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,842 You're gonna be massive, boys. 1736 01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:46,637 Good luck. 1737 01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:11,287 (PANTING) 1738 01:28:53,871 --> 01:28:57,041 DIXIE: My name is Paul Dean. But everybody calls me Dixie. 1739 01:28:57,124 --> 01:29:00,085 And I found the best new band in the world. 1740 01:29:01,211 --> 01:29:02,504 I love you. 1741 01:29:02,588 --> 01:29:03,714 I love you, too. 1742 01:29:03,797 --> 01:29:05,549 But you know what? 1743 01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:07,801 Me and Shell are going home. 1744 01:29:14,558 --> 01:29:16,018 (ROCK SONG PLAYING) 134639