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Alexis, I just got an
email from your school.
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Okay, in my defense,
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I did not know he was
a substitute teacher,
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and basically, nothing happened.
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Okay, well, that's not it,
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and please don't go
down that path again.
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Apparently there's a lice
outbreak in your class.
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- Oh my God!
- Ewww!
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Ugh, it's probably Kelsey,
she's such a horse girl.
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Honestly Alexis, if you don't
like the way somebody looks...
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Dad, that's so mean!
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She doesn't look like a horse,
she just talks about them a lot.
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And smells a bit.
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You know, you keep scratching.
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Ewww!
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No, I'm just allergic
to the down pillow.
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No, no, you probably have lice.
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You're scratching because you have lice!
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Wait a minute, we were in all
the rooms changing the sheets!
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Okay, how-can lice jump?
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Because if I was sleeping in my bed,
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could a lice jump
from her bed to my bed?
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Can everyone stop saying lice please?!
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Now I've gotta go back and
change all the sheets again.
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Okay, how do I know that
she didn't give me her lice?
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David, you don't have lice.
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Nobody here has lice!
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No, no, you do!
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You-you have the lice!
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- Ah!
- Ughhh!
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- Oh! Aah!
- Alexis, you've gotta go to the store
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and get something to deal with that now!
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Okay, I've gotta go back
and change all the sheets.
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Oh! This is the last time
I take a pity selfie with Kelsey!
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- Get away from me!
- Aah!
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Housekeeping.
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- Hello!
- Oh, hi.
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Uh, just here for the complimentary...
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sheet change.
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But the bed's already made up.
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Yes, yes, well some of our guests prefer
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morning and... evening sheets.
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Uh, these are a little heavier,
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for sleeping, right?
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So if you don't mind,
I'll just get to it.
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I think we're good, I mean,
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we haven't even touched the sheets.
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Oh, good, good, good!
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Why is that good?
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Well, it just means
you're having a busy day,
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you know, up and at 'em.
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- Oh.
- Right.
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Right.
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And your hair's in a ponytail,
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that's fantastic.
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Yeah...
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And by that I mean
it's very hot outside,
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and... gives the neck
a chance to breathe,
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um... yeah.
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So...
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We're actually just on our way out so...
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Oh well, good timing then, huh?
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So why don't we follow you out, hmm?
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So that's a yes to changing the sheets?
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No, no, I think we're good. Thanks.
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After you.
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Oh, so leaving everything as is, then.
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Yeah!
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Hi, sorry I'm late,
it's been a busy morning.
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How are you?
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I'm fine, thank you.
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It's nice to see you.
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Hm! Are you talking to me?
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I'm not used to that
ah, level of kindness.
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Yes, we haven't seen
each other in weeks,
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so I was just saying
it's nice to see you.
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I'm going to ignore
that passive aggression,
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and instead, lean in to the fact
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that we're both working
professionals now,
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and Mama Oprah would
be very proud of us.
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Okay, that's one way to look at it.
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Um, so you know what I
think would be super fun,
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if we hung out at your place tonight.
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- My place?
- Mhm.
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You've never been to my place.
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Yeah exactly, you were
just saying that we haven't
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been spending as much time together,
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and that it's been really bothering you.
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I don't remember saying that last part.
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Yeah, so I was just thinking like,
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what about a late night hang,
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or like, a platonic sleepover?
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Mm... what's on your head?
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Hm? A hat.
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That I'm test driving for the store.
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I mean, what's happening under the hat?
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- The other side.
- Oh, I see.
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Yeah um, that would be a shower cap.
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So this would have nothing to do with...
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the lice outbreak at the motel?
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Your dad just called me.
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Mhm, um...
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so I might be taking
preventative measures.
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I can't afford to have the
store infested with lice.
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I don't think it works that way,
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but just so we're clear,
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you were wanting to
have a platonic sleepover
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at my place would have
nothing to do with the fact
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that your sister has lice?
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Yes, that is almost entirely correct.
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Oh...
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Good morning!
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Who's gonna be the one to tell her?
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I'll handle this.
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Have I been let go? Should I leave?
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- No.
- I won't make a scene.
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You still have three
and a half more years.
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But who's counting?
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Moira, I know that town beautification
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is kind of your thing,
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so I know you'll wanna know that um...
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we're gonna build a flower garden.
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And it gets better!
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I imagine it must.
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We're gonna name it after you.
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Oh, and look at that right there,
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utter shock!
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Now, I'm flattered beyond all reason,
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but I can't help but think
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the money could be
better spent elsewhere,
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making much needed
improvements to the roads,
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the streetlamps, the parks,
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the sidewalks, the traffic light...
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Moira, I don't think you
understand how rare it is
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for somebody to have something
named for them in this town!
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I mean, yeah, the whole
town is named after me,
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and Bob over here, he's got his bench.
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Bob's Bench.
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And Ronnie's got her rec center.
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It's an outdoor tennis court,
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and last year the net was stolen.
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Well, she's kind of
under selling it there,
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the rec center is a major
hook-up spot for the kids.
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- So is the bench.
- Right.
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As much as I would love to contribute
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to the population growth of this town
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by way of teen pregnancies,
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I must decline.
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Honey, it's all about legacy!
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Your name will forever be associated
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with this town's name!
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I don't think you're helping.
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I truly appreciate the gesture.
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Well look, before you say no...
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- No.
- Right.
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This is a really big deal, Moira.
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For us to be doing this for you.
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Okay.
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Alexis, I didn't think
you were coming in today.
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Oh um, I hadn't planned to,
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but it was really bugging
me that your cupboards
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were so... disorganized.
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It's Saturday.
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No, I know. Um...
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But the other reason is that
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I bumped into one of our clients,
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and her dog has lice,
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and she's worried that she now has lice.
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Who was it?
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Umm...
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Meredith? Meredith!
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She's new-ish, you
might not remember her,
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just kind of like,
mid-length, wavy hair.
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- Does she want me to help her?
- No.
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No, she is too embarrassed.
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And I was like... Mere-dith,
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Meredith, there's no
reason to be embarrassed,
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you're still exceptionally attractive,
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it's just lice, just get the shampoo,
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and deal with it!
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Yeah okay um... the thing is,
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that you can't actually
get lice from dogs.
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It's a different kind of lice.
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Okay, so what should she use?
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Should she use the flea stuff, or...
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Oh no, she's fine to
use the lice shampoo,
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but it's really more
about combing them out.
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- Ewww!
- On the upside,
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you could tell her that...
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they're only attracted to clean scalps,
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and she shouldn't be too embarrassed.
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Also, I'm kind of a samurai
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when it comes to a metal comb, so...
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Okay, are you sure, because
she didn't want to um,
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she didn't wanna bug you on a weekend.
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Bug me.
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I am sure.
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Okay, I will tell her.
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Um, you know that it's me, right?
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- Yeah, caught on pretty quick.
- Okay, thank you.
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You're the sweetest
little vet I've ever met.
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I don't know about little,
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because I'm benching 225 right now,
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so it's not really
something someone little...
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- Aaah, Ted!
- Okay, yep.
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Okay,
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so if you wouldn't mind sorting
these body milks by size,
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that would be great.
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Can you drink these?
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Um, it's liquid moisturizer,
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for your body, so no,
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you can't drink them.
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Did you ask if you can drink it, too?
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Okay, it says body milk on the label!
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You know, I told David that the label
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was gonna be misleading,
but he insisted.
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What was it you said?
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"Anyone with a fiber of common sense
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would know that it's not actually milk."
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What do we think body milk is,
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if not milk... for your body?!
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- Exactly.
- Stevie, right?
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- Yeah.
- I'm Patrick.
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- I've heard a lot about you.
- None of it is true.
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Oh well, anyone with a fiber of
common sense would know that.
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I like him.
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I like you.
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Okay, is this how this is gonna go?
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Because we have way too
much work to do today
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for me to feel attacked by way
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of an imbalanced social dynamic.
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Are-are you wearing a shower cap?!
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Alexis has lice,
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and I am taking preventative measures.
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By wearing one of our hats
that we now can't sell.
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Oh, he doesn't have
it, I checked his head.
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I think the shower cap is
more of a fashion choice
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- at this point.
- Uh huh.
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But you're living with
somebody who does have lice,
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so just 'cause you don't have it now,
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doesn't mean that you
couldn't get it tonight,
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or tomorrow, or whenever.
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It's almost as if you
want me to get the lice.
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I don't want you to get it,
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I just, I think you should be careful.
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You can crash at my place
tonight if you need to.
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Thank you.
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But Stevie offered
her place this morning.
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- Oh,
- So...
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Can I crash at your place?
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This is really fun for me.
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I'm having a lot of fun.
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I never thought I'd see the day, John.
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You've been domesticated
beyond recognition.
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Moira, it's been a bit of a day here.
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Well, this might lift your spirits,
258
00:10:13,799 --> 00:10:15,167
I just came from council,
259
00:10:15,201 --> 00:10:17,364
and they want to name a garden after me.
260
00:10:18,304 --> 00:10:19,870
A garden?
261
00:10:20,073 --> 00:10:22,541
Oh, that's flattering.
262
00:10:22,576 --> 00:10:24,668
Another feather in your cap, huh?
263
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:27,113
Oh, I have enough
legacies as it is, John.
264
00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:29,615
I've got that playhouse
theater in Pasadena,
265
00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:32,090
My titular scholarship with Phoenix,
266
00:10:32,201 --> 00:10:33,567
David and Alexis.
267
00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:36,161
Yeah, but still, a garden is nice.
268
00:10:36,322 --> 00:10:38,423
You'd have to think twice
about turning that down.
269
00:10:38,457 --> 00:10:40,355
Oh, I've already turned it down.
270
00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:42,102
Oh.
271
00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:44,048
Okay.
272
00:10:45,052 --> 00:10:46,519
Well, it's just...
273
00:10:47,578 --> 00:10:50,470
about a month ago I heard from the
274
00:10:50,495 --> 00:10:53,313
Lucy Albion Studio Theater in Pasadena.
275
00:10:53,338 --> 00:10:55,072
I don't know what that is.
276
00:10:55,097 --> 00:10:57,775
It... used to be called
the Moira Rose...
277
00:10:57,811 --> 00:10:59,845
No, no! Don't say it!
278
00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:03,110
They've stripped the
playhouse of my name?
279
00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:04,950
Who the (Bleep) is Lucy Albion?!
280
00:11:04,985 --> 00:11:07,547
A volunteer usher who died last year.
281
00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:11,900
And when were you planning
on telling me this, John?!
282
00:11:11,924 --> 00:11:13,802
Well Moira, it's not
like you have overreacted
283
00:11:13,826 --> 00:11:15,743
to bad news in the past.
284
00:11:15,768 --> 00:11:18,264
I just thought it might
sit better with you
285
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:20,417
once you'd heard about the garden.
286
00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:24,818
No, I just told you about the garden.
287
00:11:25,094 --> 00:11:26,440
Uh-huh.
288
00:11:27,706 --> 00:11:30,341
John, did you ask Roland and Bob
289
00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:32,440
to name a garden after me?
290
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,712
No, no!
291
00:11:34,748 --> 00:11:37,775
They wanted to name the
garden after you, Moira.
292
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:40,852
After I offered to pay for the plaque,
293
00:11:40,886 --> 00:11:43,022
and a good chunk of the upkeep.
294
00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:44,590
I don't believe this.
295
00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:47,058
Sweetheart, I just thought
having your own garden in town
296
00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:49,628
would make losing the
theater less painful!
297
00:11:49,663 --> 00:11:51,143
Oh, I won't be pitied, John!
298
00:11:51,364 --> 00:11:54,033
Or fed your pacifying
pablum like some kind of...
299
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,801
soft-headed infant!
300
00:11:55,835 --> 00:11:57,024
Well, I thought it was a nice gesture.
301
00:11:57,048 --> 00:11:58,748
Oh no, no, now I just wonder what else
302
00:11:58,772 --> 00:11:59,953
you're keeping from me.
303
00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:01,610
Nothing!
304
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,976
- Well, Alexis has lice.
- What?!
305
00:12:06,177 --> 00:12:07,543
Ewwww!
306
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:08,969
Ewwwww!
307
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,875
I assume you shaved her head!
308
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,601
And we have to put a wig on her.
But not one of my wigs!
309
00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:15,854
These have to be boxed now!
310
00:12:15,889 --> 00:12:18,224
Moira, I've got it all taken care of.
311
00:12:18,258 --> 00:12:20,458
And I'd think twice about that garden.
312
00:12:20,493 --> 00:12:22,270
Oh, it's too late, the
notion of that garden
313
00:12:22,294 --> 00:12:25,129
is as abhorrent to me
as our daughter's scalp!
314
00:12:25,164 --> 00:12:27,066
And I was worried
about you overreacting.
315
00:12:34,808 --> 00:12:36,743
What are you doing in here?
316
00:12:36,778 --> 00:12:38,477
Well, you said to change the sheets.
317
00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:40,413
No, we said not to change the sheets.
318
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,850
Oh, you said not to change the sheets!
319
00:12:43,884 --> 00:12:47,532
I could've sworn I heard
you say change the sheets.
320
00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:51,509
- Well, while I'm here, I may as well...
- Please, just leave the bed.
321
00:12:51,884 --> 00:12:53,793
- Sure.
- What's going on?
322
00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:55,596
What's going on?
323
00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:58,130
Well, my... okay.
324
00:12:58,165 --> 00:13:02,243
My daughter and I were
setting up the room earlier,
325
00:13:02,268 --> 00:13:05,182
and it turns out she has lice.
326
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,176
I was changing the sheets because you
know, I didn't wanna take a chance.
327
00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,299
Been there.
328
00:13:10,325 --> 00:13:12,389
Yeah, our six year old
daughter had lice last year.
329
00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,230
- How old's yours?
- 28.
330
00:13:16,113 --> 00:13:18,739
Oh, and I checked your
hairbrush and it is fine.
331
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,736
You checked my hairbrush?!
332
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,053
It's a complimentary service.
333
00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:27,827
Why didn't you just
tell me that you had lice?
334
00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:29,863
Ted, a bug literally
fell out of my head,
335
00:13:29,897 --> 00:13:32,032
onto my textbook this morning.
336
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,799
It was so disgusting.
337
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:35,235
Plus I didn't want you to picture me
338
00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:37,703
like some well-toned bug woman.
339
00:13:37,739 --> 00:13:39,905
Well, I've seen worse.
340
00:13:39,941 --> 00:13:43,019
Fleas, ticks, worms.
341
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:45,812
Granted, all of those
were on house pets.
342
00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:48,423
- Ted!
- I'm just saying,
343
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,668
that you know, it could've been worse.
344
00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:52,754
I could be shearing you
with trimmers right now.
345
00:13:54,621 --> 00:13:56,386
You're really good at this.
346
00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:58,466
It reminds me of when I was in Bangkok.
347
00:13:58,493 --> 00:14:00,706
There was this amazing
little Resto-Lounge
348
00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,663
that specialized in Tahitian food,
349
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:04,697
and scalp massages.
350
00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:06,866
I'm not sure what's more disgusting,
351
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,235
what I'm doing right now,
352
00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:10,903
or the concept for that restaurant.
353
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,405
It was a Resto-Lounge.
354
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:13,974
Speaking of Thailand,
355
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,243
I think is probably
the most intimate thing
356
00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:18,248
I've ever done with an employee.
357
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:21,114
Speaking of Thailand,
358
00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:22,725
I think we've done a few more
intimate things than this.
359
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:26,219
I meant while they were an employee.
360
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,912
Not that I'd do this for anyone else.
361
00:14:29,289 --> 00:14:30,624
Well, thank you.
362
00:14:30,658 --> 00:14:32,158
Because it's actually pretty gross.
363
00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:33,592
You said it wasn't that bad.
364
00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:35,495
Well, there are some big ones in here.
365
00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:38,140
- Ewww!
- I'm joking, I'm joking.
366
00:14:38,432 --> 00:14:39,932
Oh, maybe not.
367
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,335
- Eww!
- Nope, it's fine.
368
00:14:41,369 --> 00:14:42,735
It is fine, it's fine.
369
00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:45,004
Just-just the mama, we got her.
370
00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:53,046
Hi, I can't thank you
enough for inviting me.
371
00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:55,349
Really you should be
thanking yourself for that.
372
00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:58,784
This is a lot nicer than I expected.
373
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:01,053
For some reason I pictured
you living underground.
374
00:15:01,089 --> 00:15:02,489
In like, a bomb shelter?
375
00:15:02,523 --> 00:15:03,856
Yeah like, bomb shelter aspects.
376
00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:05,759
Look at what you've done to this place!
377
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,626
Look at all this stuff!
378
00:15:07,662 --> 00:15:10,864
Look at that... frame on the
wall that you put there.
379
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,966
Look at that Sarah McLachlan poster!
380
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,368
Don't be dissing Sarah McLachlan.
381
00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:15,802
Who's dissing Sarah McLachlan?
382
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:17,488
I followed Lilith Fair for two summers.
383
00:15:17,838 --> 00:15:20,817
So...
384
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,975
Uh oh!
385
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,412
Two toothbrushes? Hello!
386
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,086
No, you see, this is exactly
why I shouldn'tve let you
387
00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:31,283
bully me into allowing you to stay here!
388
00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:33,452
Do you require two toothbrushes?
389
00:15:33,488 --> 00:15:35,905
Yes, I do.
390
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,952
Ahhh...
391
00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:45,147
So maybe I was seeing
somebody a while ago,
392
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:48,107
and I forgot to throw
out his toothbrush.
393
00:15:49,036 --> 00:15:50,437
I don't recall you ever telling me
394
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,004
about that chapter of your life.
395
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,384
Well, I'm sure I would've told you,
396
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,149
if you weren't so busy with the store.
397
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,576
I'm sorry, is that a soft,
398
00:15:57,611 --> 00:16:00,657
yet affirmative indication
that you miss me?
399
00:16:00,947 --> 00:16:02,816
No, it is not.
400
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,784
Because I agree, our social predicament
401
00:16:04,818 --> 00:16:06,586
is not ideal,
402
00:16:06,804 --> 00:16:09,756
but we are both thriving professionally,
403
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:12,015
and I feel like that
needs to be celebrated.
404
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,428
Speaking of, where are the drinks?
405
00:16:15,462 --> 00:16:18,030
- In this thing?
- The fridge.
406
00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:21,443
- Is this... okay.
- Just...
407
00:16:21,469 --> 00:16:23,437
Okay, I just see two
de-shelled hard-boiled eggs
408
00:16:23,471 --> 00:16:25,471
in a bag, should I be scared for you?
409
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:26,907
The vodka's in the freezer.
410
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:29,308
Oh, in the freezer, okay.
411
00:16:29,342 --> 00:16:31,657
There she is!
412
00:16:31,682 --> 00:16:34,616
Look at that, look at her, go.
413
00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:37,517
What a gift.
414
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:43,923
- Moira!
- Oh, hi.
415
00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:45,335
I just wanted to say congratulations
416
00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:46,927
about the garden.
417
00:16:46,961 --> 00:16:49,830
Oh well, you're very kind,
but I've declined the offer.
418
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:51,264
- Oh, really?
- Yes.
419
00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:52,665
As much as I love the spotlight,
420
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,302
sometimes it's best to just step aside.
421
00:16:55,302 --> 00:16:56,524
That's surprising.
422
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,009
I know when they told me
that they were gonna put my name
423
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:01,217
on the new low-impact
play center at the school,
424
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,043
I was thrilled!
425
00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:04,478
Yes, it can be very exciting
426
00:17:04,511 --> 00:17:06,980
when the tribute
matches the contribution.
427
00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:10,526
My name graced a theater,
428
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:13,619
a country club ladies' locker room,
429
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,020
a roadway.
430
00:17:15,056 --> 00:17:16,455
A whole road?
431
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,290
Oh, not just any road.
432
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,527
This was a lifesaving road,
433
00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:23,276
dedicated to emergency vehicles.
434
00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,898
Like a fire route?
435
00:17:25,932 --> 00:17:29,536
Technically it was referred
to as Evacuation Route 14,
436
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,372
but those of us in the know
affectionately called it...
437
00:17:32,405 --> 00:17:35,040
"Moira Rose Boulevard."
438
00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:36,643
You know, Moira,
439
00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:38,811
having your name on
a small, local garden
440
00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:40,247
wouldn't take away from
441
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,848
any of those other amazing achievements.
442
00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:44,250
You might think,
443
00:17:44,285 --> 00:17:46,486
but this little
particular little tribute
444
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,575
was bought by my husband,
445
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:52,737
in an attempt to assuage my ego!
446
00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:57,440
And that would be different
from the other times because...
447
00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:59,365
Well, I mean, of course philanthropy
448
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,903
and recognition always
go hand in hand, but...
449
00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,192
Listen.
450
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,683
I know this isn't what you wanted,
451
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,907
But I think it would
make Johnny really happy
452
00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:09,644
to make you happy.
453
00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:11,901
I mean, take Roland.
454
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,413
Every year he buys me coconut macaroons,
455
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:15,826
and I just don't have
the heart to tell him
456
00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:18,286
I am really allergic to coconut.
457
00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:21,320
Yeah, every Valentine's
Day I just rash right up.
458
00:18:22,757 --> 00:18:25,027
Last year my throat
almost completely shut.
459
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,714
I shouldn'tve eaten those eggs.
460
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:35,711
I can't believe I'm trapped
under a blanket with you
461
00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:38,137
knowing you ate those eggs.
462
00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:42,167
I bet Patrick's fridge is fully stocked.
463
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,742
What does that mean?!
464
00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:45,667
It means he's got his life together.
465
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:48,503
He's a pretty eligible bachelor.
466
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,450
Patrick.
467
00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,761
I suppose.
468
00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:58,290
What? He's my business partner.
469
00:18:58,326 --> 00:19:00,559
Oh, aren't they all.
470
00:19:00,595 --> 00:19:02,228
What are you doing?
471
00:19:02,262 --> 00:19:05,568
What, you guys just seem
to really get along well.
472
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:08,434
Yeah, because we're
in business together,
473
00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:10,670
and compliment each
other professionally.
474
00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:14,632
Hm, but he offered for you
to stay over at his place.
475
00:19:15,009 --> 00:19:17,176
Yes, because unlike you and I,
476
00:19:17,211 --> 00:19:19,179
he's extremely generous,
477
00:19:19,212 --> 00:19:21,941
and has absolutely no ulterior motive.
478
00:19:22,276 --> 00:19:24,049
Then why are you here and not there?
479
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:26,051
Because you asked me first.
480
00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:27,527
I didn't, though.
481
00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:29,422
And it would be weird.
482
00:19:29,457 --> 00:19:31,666
Well, if nothing's going
on, why would it be weird?
483
00:19:31,925 --> 00:19:34,322
Because we're in business together,
484
00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:37,096
and I don't know what
his preferences are.
485
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,530
Well, you're not gonna find out
486
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,532
what his preferences are
on a sleepover with me.
487
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,278
Well, I wouldn't be
sharing a bed with him,
488
00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:44,269
I'd be in some guest bedroom.
489
00:19:44,438 --> 00:19:46,575
Guest bedroom, what is he, Bill Gates?
490
00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:49,250
Yes, he's Bill Gates.
491
00:19:50,403 --> 00:19:51,804
I like this for you.
492
00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,419
Like what? There's nothing to like.
493
00:19:53,465 --> 00:19:54,847
You seem flustered.
494
00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:56,215
I'm not flus...
495
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:58,201
Maybe it's the eggs.
496
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:00,953
Ughh!
497
00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:05,106
Um, am I reading this right?
498
00:20:05,132 --> 00:20:08,268
"The Moira's Rose's Garden."
499
00:20:08,301 --> 00:20:10,012
Okay look, I went back
and forth on the name
500
00:20:10,037 --> 00:20:11,971
a couple of times, and I may have...
501
00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:14,036
confused the engraver.
502
00:20:14,508 --> 00:20:17,840
The Moira's Rose's Garden.
503
00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:23,170
So the garden is dedicated
to a rose that Moira owns?
504
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,618
I don't think that there
are enough apostrophes.
505
00:20:26,653 --> 00:20:29,349
I don't even see a rose in the garden.
506
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,757
Because there aren't any roses.
507
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,157
Or are we the Roses?
508
00:20:32,192 --> 00:20:34,208
Okay, I'm getting roses for the garden,
509
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,967
I'm-I'm getting roses.
510
00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:37,623
Oh... okay.
511
00:20:37,647 --> 00:20:39,864
And what are these numbers for?
512
00:20:39,898 --> 00:20:41,266
That's mom's birthday, David.
513
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:42,666
Those are the last four digits
514
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,402
of your father's credit card.
515
00:20:44,436 --> 00:20:46,318
It was a complicated
order form, all right?
516
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,920
There were a lot of fields to fill in.
517
00:20:49,775 --> 00:20:52,460
Um, I hope you got a
really good deal on this.
518
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,492
It's by the letter, so he paid extra
519
00:20:54,518 --> 00:20:56,019
for those apostrophe "s's."
520
00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:57,615
Okay, enough, enough.
521
00:20:57,650 --> 00:21:00,117
This is still a very big
honor for your mother.
522
00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:01,576
Is it not?
523
00:21:02,373 --> 00:21:04,007
- Mhm...
- Yes?
524
00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:06,103
Mhm.
525
00:21:07,797 --> 00:21:09,329
So when we die,
526
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,417
are we all gonna be buried here?
527
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:16,636
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