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John, do you have the car keys?
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Do I have the car keys? No. No.
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But according to the sign-out sheet,
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I was the last person to use the car.
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Well, that's not very helpful, John.
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You're the only one
using the sign-out sheet.
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Well, that's not true.
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Stevie's got her name on the sheet.
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Wait a minute, why is
Stevies name on the sheet?
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She's got her own car.
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David! Do you know
where the car keys are?
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Yeah, I have them.
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Oh, well, then why isn't your
name on the sign-out sheet.
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Because you're the only one
using that sign-out sheet.
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David, I need the car keys,
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your father is driving
me to Thornbridge.
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I'm driving you to Thornbridge?
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To that municipalities conference. Yes.
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I thought Roland offered to drive you.
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Oh, he did. But no thanks.
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I can't take four hours
in the truck with Roland
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and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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Okay, Alexis and I need the car,
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we're running some errands
for the store today.
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Um, since when?
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Uh, since I need help for a pick-up.
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And mom clearly already has a lift,
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and I'm pretty sure
parents are supposed to
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put their children before themselves.
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Oh really? No.
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If airplane safety videos
have taught me anything, David,
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it's that a mother puts
her on own mask on first.
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Ah, see, and that's precisely
why we have the sign-out sheet.
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For this kind of dispute.
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Okay. Fine.
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Now my name is on the list.
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And there's a sheep farm that's
expecting us in 20 minutes
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for a pick-up of wool throws.
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No, no, no. No, no.
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Your mother already
expressed a verbal intention
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to use the car.
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Okay, we're gonna have the
car back in a few hours.
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Okay. Well, I might
need it for a few hours
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after that though.
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Fine, we'll just keep it for the day.
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John!
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You people are abusing the system.
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It's not a difficult system.
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Moira, look at this.
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Under purpose of trip
he writes "driving."
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Whoa, hold it right there.
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I want to see the look on your face
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when you walk into your
first regional association
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of municipalities conference.
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And there it is.
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Ah, name tags.
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Let's get suited up.
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Thank you but no, Roland.
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I won't wear anything
with an adhesive backing.
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Ah-ha.
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Oh, hey, Moira, look over there.
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You see that guy over
there? The well dressed one?
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That's Gavin Mccrae.
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Mayor of Thornbridge.
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Hm. You mean the one serving
drinks to the other people?
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Okay. Maybe he's the
other guy over there.
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Also very well dressed.
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Well, now you've identified
the catering staff.
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Moira please, this is RAMC.
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These are the people
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with their fingers on
the button of everything
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from road salting to
quarry inspection to...
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- water tower repair.
- Hmm.
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I mean, it's really kinda scary
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that we're all in here under one roof.
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Oh, it's frightening. Yes.
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Yeah. Well, I'm gonna need you in there,
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by my side when we
make this budget pitch.
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You don't have to
worry about me, Roland.
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If there is anyone at
this fabulous little confab
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who know how to work a room
of fragile egos, it's me.
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I once hosted the non-televised portion
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of the People Choice Awards.
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This is a actually a great idea, David.
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Consolidating all of your
products under one label
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instills brand recognition
and create synergy.
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Um, I'm sure you're very excited
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about all the new words you're learning
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in your high school
intro to business course,
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but I think a more effective
use of your time right now,
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would be to go and get the hand cream
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that I asked you to get ten minutes ago.
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I got the hand cream.
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Yeah. The box of hand cream.
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I asked you to get
the box of hand cream,
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not sample the hand cream.
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That's like 53 pounds.
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Why are you here?
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You know what I think
would be really cute
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is if I had my own little
label, like, under your label.
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- Yeah...
- And I can sell festival wear,
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and I can sell like hair
feathers and body jewelry...
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David.
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Wow, things are really
coming together in here.
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Oh, um, we're actually not open yet.
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But that's so sweet. Thank you.
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We've been working very hard.
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Well, I'm actually not here to shop.
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I'm-I'm Patrick.
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I'm just dropping off
David's business license.
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Oh, isn't that just the cutest thing.
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Um, David's in the back.
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But I am Alexis,
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And I'm currently studding business
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And I'm David's sister
and life coach so.
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Well, it's great to meet you, Alexis.
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Uh, I'm sorry if my hands are too soft.
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I've just been sampling
a lot of product.
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So... really soft.
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They are.
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Excuse me, Mrs. Rose,
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if I may, just a couple of questions.
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Were you surprised to secure
such a big funding boost
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for the municipalities?
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That was quite the speech.
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Oh... Thank you. Thank you.
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What did I do?
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Well, I was simply
channeled someone who cares,
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but if you insist on referring
to me as the linchpin.
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I'll take that.
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That's right. We're...
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We're just a couple linchpins here.
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I'm Roland Schitt, Moira's boss...
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Yes, I'll I'm the ingenue here.
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A total babe in the political woods.
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That's true. You know,
this is her first RAMC.
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But I think under my wing,
she's-she's learning to fly.
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- I've been mayor for ten years...
- Thank you.
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And I did... Okay, we'll talk
when you have more time do...
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There she is! The woman of the hour!
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Oh my God, now they're
crowning me with titles.
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Join us for drinks in the diamond club.
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In the diamond club?
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Hm. That sounds grand.
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It's the hotel bar.
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They have a special RAMC cocktail.
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It's a sparkling white Russian.
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The trick is to get it
down before it curdles.
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As appealing as you
make that sounds, Roland,
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I think I'll just go to my room.
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Oh, come on!
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Look, I never get this kind of...
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I mean, our town doesn't get
recognized like this very often
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and this time it's for
something really positive.
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Okay. One drink.
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This means a lot to you, doesn't it?
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Yes, and to you.
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Moira! Moira! Moira!
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- Isn't it so soft?
- It is.
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Whoa, might be tying it
a little too tight there.
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Uh, that is actually cat hair.
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There's a Himalayan
breeder up the street
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that knits them for us. Hi.
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Hi. I'm just dropping
off your business license.
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And activating my allergies.
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Oh, In that case you should
probably take that off.
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- Yeah. Like now!
- Oh. Oh!
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Isn't that the sweet
thing, that he framed it.
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Um. It is very sweet.
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Thank you, Patrick.
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Actually, they... they all come framed.
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Okay, thank God.
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Because I was just
thinking that this frame
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is a little too corporate for my brand.
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David, I was just about to sample
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the unisex Mennonite cologne on Patrick.
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Um, that's not a sample.
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And you've sampled half
the store at this point.
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So we need to sell all this stuff.
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Okay, well I flattened out the lip balm.
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So no one's gonna notice.
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There's a lot of stuff in here, David.
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You don't wanna spend
too much money up front.
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Yeah, that's not good, David.
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You have to be prepared
to survive a year
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without making any profit.
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Actually, the textbooks
now say eighteen months.
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Well, what are the textbooks saying
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about curating a selection
of products from local vendors
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and selling them on
consignment in a one-stop-shop
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retail environment,
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that benefits the
vendor and the customer?
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Well, I don't have my textbook on me.
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I stand corrected.
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Listen, if you need
help, I-I'm happy to help.
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Why? Alexis is here helping.
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Well, no. If Patrick has
offered to move all the boxes,
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then I think we should let him.
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Is that what I offered?
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Okay, well, thank you, Patrick.
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You're welcome.
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Um, Okay. So you can start by moving
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all of those big things of hand cream.
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What?
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It's all so unbelievable, John!
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I had forgotten what
it was like to be feted.
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Moira?
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What?! I can, I can
hardly hear you, John!
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The cheering and accolades are
drowning out your gentle voice.
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Oh, I take it things went well?
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I'm a game-changer, Jo
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Hey... oh! Uh...
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Oh, Gavin's brought out the hard stuff.
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So darling, I must sign off.
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All right, well, have fun, sweetheart,
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and don't get too carried away.
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I'm networking, John!
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Do you know that I'm
actually good at this!
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Who are you talking to?
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It's my husband!
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Was that for me?
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Why am I-why am I getting booed?
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- That's... Wait!
- That's my man, Johnny!
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Hey Johnny, it's Roland!
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Hey, we're all here at RAMC!
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You should be here,
Mary-something is here...
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Gavin is here... The road salt guy...
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Yeah. Okay, Roland.
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Good. I'm having a bit
of a night myself here.
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Come on!
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Stop, I have to talk to my husband.
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John. John.
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Moira, you know, it might
be time for a coffee.
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And I'm gonna let you go now.
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And have fun, sweetheart.
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We'll see you in the morning.
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Goodbye, phone call!
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Goodbye, my darling.
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All right. Goodnight, sweetheart.
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Oh, Moira, by the way, I
just picked up the new...
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Okay.
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John, shut the blinds.
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Johnny, please.
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- Moira?
- Hm?
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- Oh
- Oh
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Roland! What are you doing in my room?
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What are you talking
about? This is my room.
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Well, what the are
you doing in your room?
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Well, I was trying to sleep.
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Until you started pounding on the door,
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telling me to whip up a salmon plate.
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I finally let you in,
you flaked out on the bed.
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Oh my God.
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Are you naked under there?
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Honey, what I do in
the privacy of my sheets
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is my own business.
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00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:17,115
Oh, no. No God, no.
258
00:10:17,236 --> 00:10:18,604
Oh, God, no.
259
00:10:18,638 --> 00:10:20,536
- No, dear God.
- Welcome to RAMC.
260
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,208
Oh, my God No!
261
00:10:31,116 --> 00:10:32,618
Jocelyn!
262
00:10:34,086 --> 00:10:36,053
Almost didn't recognize you over there.
263
00:10:36,088 --> 00:10:37,822
Hey Johnny.
264
00:10:37,856 --> 00:10:39,290
It's been a morning,
265
00:10:39,325 --> 00:10:40,692
but I don't have to tell you that.
266
00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:43,562
Oh, I'm sorry. You've
had a tough morning?
267
00:10:43,596 --> 00:10:46,932
You're handling this
way better than I am.
268
00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:49,134
Handling what better?
269
00:10:50,836 --> 00:10:53,905
Roland and Moira, sleeping together.
270
00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,374
What?!
271
00:10:55,408 --> 00:10:57,109
At the conference last night.
272
00:10:57,143 --> 00:10:58,844
Yeah. No, no!
273
00:10:58,878 --> 00:11:01,212
Let's just go back to
that previous sentence.
274
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:05,149
Ah, when you say they slept together...
275
00:11:05,184 --> 00:11:07,186
Well, Roland says that they just slept
276
00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,922
- in the same bed together.
- Ah-ha.
277
00:11:09,956 --> 00:11:12,090
And he says that nothing happened,
278
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:15,561
so I'm just trying to, you
know, process all of this.
279
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,268
Oh yes. Well...
280
00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:19,128
Aren't we all.
281
00:11:19,153 --> 00:11:22,134
I mean, I'm-I'm hearing
about this for the first time.
282
00:11:22,168 --> 00:11:24,168
Moira didn't tell you?
283
00:11:24,203 --> 00:11:25,671
You know, we chatted this morning
284
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,371
about how successful the night was,
285
00:11:27,407 --> 00:11:28,740
but sleeping with your husband
286
00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:30,442
didn't really come up
as one of the reasons
287
00:11:30,475 --> 00:11:33,044
the night was so successful.
288
00:11:33,078 --> 00:11:34,712
And we probably shouldn't read anything
289
00:11:34,746 --> 00:11:36,114
into the fact that for some reason,
290
00:11:36,149 --> 00:11:38,350
Moira decided to hide this from you.
291
00:11:38,384 --> 00:11:40,351
Oh, no, no. I wouldn't say "hide."
292
00:11:40,385 --> 00:11:41,828
No, no.
293
00:11:41,854 --> 00:11:44,923
Because Moira was so exhausted
when she got in this morning.
294
00:11:44,957 --> 00:11:47,692
Maybe she was exhausted
because she was up all night
295
00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:50,394
- with her mitts all over...
- No! No. No! No.
296
00:11:50,429 --> 00:11:53,865
I know Moira and she would
never in a million years ever
297
00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,734
sleep with...
298
00:11:55,768 --> 00:11:57,134
Anyone. Else.
299
00:11:57,169 --> 00:11:59,238
It's just that I know what it's like
300
00:11:59,272 --> 00:12:03,008
to be in bed with a naked Roland Schitt,
301
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,610
and I am powerless against that.
302
00:12:07,212 --> 00:12:08,614
He was naked?
303
00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:10,782
He sleeps naked every night.
304
00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:17,556
Do you wanna order some thing
to put chocolate sauce on?
305
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,713
No.
306
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,565
Um, David, I can swing by the store
307
00:12:26,599 --> 00:12:28,767
and help out after school, if you want.
308
00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:31,570
I also may need more of
that lip balm that I liked.
309
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:34,873
Okay. Um, I think we've
had enough of your help.
310
00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:37,442
And unless you planning
on purchasing that lip balm
311
00:12:37,476 --> 00:12:39,177
you're won't be getting the lip balm.
312
00:12:39,211 --> 00:12:41,746
Okay. It's called sweat equity, David.
313
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,414
I learned about this week.
314
00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:45,149
And that's when you help someone out
315
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,551
and then they give you lip balm
316
00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:47,952
or whatever else you might need
317
00:12:47,986 --> 00:12:50,688
in exchange for your time and energy.
318
00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:53,191
I think you might actually
need to break a sweat,
319
00:12:53,225 --> 00:12:55,527
in order to earn sweat equity.
320
00:12:55,561 --> 00:12:59,664
Okay, what if I got Patrick
to break a sweat for me.
321
00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:02,167
That's called
outsourcing, outsourcing...
322
00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:04,336
Are you passing this economics course?
323
00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:06,304
Yes. Yeah.
324
00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:07,773
Yes, I'm pretty sure.
325
00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:11,009
Okay. Um, if you really
want the lip balm that bad
326
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:12,910
there are a few things around the store
327
00:13:12,945 --> 00:13:14,645
that I could use your help with.
328
00:13:14,681 --> 00:13:17,481
Just an FYI, Patrick won't be there.
329
00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:19,283
So there won't be anybody for you
330
00:13:19,318 --> 00:13:21,219
to flirtatiously boss around.
331
00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:23,322
Okay, I hate to break
this to you, David,
332
00:13:23,355 --> 00:13:24,956
but there will always be somebody for me
333
00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,957
to flirtatiously boss around.
334
00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:28,693
So what was going on there?
335
00:13:28,727 --> 00:13:30,595
Oh, nothing.
336
00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:31,996
He hasn't even asked
for my phone number,
337
00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,831
which in my experience,
338
00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:36,434
means he's either newly
married or he's gay.
339
00:13:36,469 --> 00:13:37,969
Okay...
340
00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:40,438
So like if you're sensing
a vibe or something,
341
00:13:40,472 --> 00:13:44,241
maybe that means that his
eye for somebody else...
342
00:13:46,011 --> 00:13:49,014
He's a business major
who wears straight leg,
343
00:13:49,048 --> 00:13:50,915
mid-range denim.
344
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,032
He's not into me.
345
00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:54,485
Okay, well it's either that
or he's really into your store,
346
00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:56,988
which no offense seems
a lot less likely to me.
347
00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:58,756
Okay.
348
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:01,592
I think you missed a spot on
that page with the highlighter.
349
00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:02,994
Where?
350
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:10,501
Hello, Moira.
351
00:14:10,535 --> 00:14:13,270
Hello there, love of my life!
352
00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:15,974
Funny thing. I just ran into Jocelyn.
353
00:14:17,677 --> 00:14:19,177
Oh. How is Jocelyn?
354
00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:22,114
Oh, she was a little upset.
355
00:14:22,148 --> 00:14:24,816
Apparently her husband, Roland,
356
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,774
spent the night with... you.
357
00:14:28,354 --> 00:14:30,822
I know, wasn't that funny?
358
00:14:30,856 --> 00:14:32,224
Moira!
359
00:14:32,258 --> 00:14:34,091
When were you gonna tell me about this?
360
00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:36,227
Ah, we talked about
it this morning, John!
361
00:14:36,261 --> 00:14:37,729
We laughed about it.
362
00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:39,130
We didn't laugh about it.
363
00:14:39,164 --> 00:14:41,466
Because we didn't talk about it.
364
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,634
I would have remembered if you had said
365
00:14:43,668 --> 00:14:45,336
something that funny.
366
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,904
It's inconsequential, John
367
00:14:46,938 --> 00:14:48,840
Just let it go. I have.
368
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:52,277
May I ask what you are doing?
369
00:14:52,311 --> 00:14:54,613
Oh, I've decided to
cut down on my drinking.
370
00:14:55,863 --> 00:14:57,381
Unrelated, I assume?
371
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:58,716
To what?
372
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,219
To you sleeping with Roland last night.
373
00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:02,953
Okay. This joke has played itself out.
374
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,389
It was humorous this morning.
375
00:15:04,423 --> 00:15:06,857
We didn't talk about it this morning!
376
00:15:06,893 --> 00:15:08,527
Obviously.
377
00:15:08,561 --> 00:15:11,897
I didn't tell you anything
because I was embarrassed.
378
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,597
I was riding high, John,
379
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:15,299
apparently really high,
380
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,336
After winning what some people
called a landmark victory
381
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,504
for this and many other towns.
382
00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:24,609
Then I woke up in the last
place I'd ever wanted to be.
383
00:15:28,213 --> 00:15:32,884
Well, can't say I'm not
glad to hear you say that.
384
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:36,659
Oh John, I owe an apology to you.
385
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:39,290
And to sober people everywhere.
386
00:15:41,126 --> 00:15:43,928
Well, I knew it was nothing
happened, Moira, it's...
387
00:15:43,962 --> 00:15:45,363
Just I was getting a feeling
388
00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:47,932
you weren't taking this very seriously.
389
00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:50,836
If I weren't, John, would
I be pouring this out.
390
00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,638
Moira, that's my beer!
391
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:55,039
You don't even drink beer!
392
00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:56,707
It's symbolic, John.
393
00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:08,086
Oh-oh.
394
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,488
I take it you're here to tell me
395
00:16:09,522 --> 00:16:11,556
that my business
license has been revoked.
396
00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,258
No, no. You're all good.
397
00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,125
Okay. Um...
398
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,328
My sister isn't,
399
00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:19,467
isn't here so...
400
00:16:19,493 --> 00:16:21,899
I'm not here for your sister.
401
00:16:22,706 --> 00:16:24,341
Okay.
402
00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:26,403
You know I've been
thinking about all this
403
00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:29,206
and these products that
Alexis was showing me yesterday
404
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,543
were actually really impressive,
405
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:34,346
I mean the whole model is
actually very sustainable...
406
00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:35,746
Thank you.
407
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,517
But I think you're gonna
need more start-up money.
408
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:40,485
Oh. More start-up money.
409
00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:42,220
- Hm.
- Um...
410
00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,956
And where do you think
I'll get that money?
411
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:46,924
Well, when you're
supporting local business,
412
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,894
there are grants that you can apply for.
413
00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:52,096
And I would be happy to assist
you with those applications.
414
00:16:53,566 --> 00:16:56,167
Well, that is very um... very generous.
415
00:16:56,201 --> 00:16:58,436
Well, I wouldn't be doing it for free.
416
00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:01,273
See, if these grants came through,
417
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:02,740
you'd have the money to start paying me.
418
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,576
Okay. Um...
419
00:17:05,611 --> 00:17:07,913
I really think you have
something here, David.
420
00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:11,304
You just, you just need some
help. You need a lot of help...
421
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,364
Okay. Um...
422
00:17:13,952 --> 00:17:16,451
Well, uh, then yes...
423
00:17:16,784 --> 00:17:19,463
I am open to entertaining
424
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:21,492
your investment offer.
425
00:17:22,929 --> 00:17:24,296
Great.
426
00:17:25,897 --> 00:17:28,833
And in the interest of us
potentially working together
427
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:32,170
I did want to come
clean about something.
428
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:35,105
Okay.
429
00:17:36,854 --> 00:17:38,320
I um...
430
00:17:39,778 --> 00:17:42,279
I actually picked out that frame.
431
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,284
I see.
432
00:17:48,054 --> 00:17:50,121
So thank you for making it very clear
433
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:52,423
that I will be making
the creative decisions
434
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,601
for the store.
435
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:57,429
Um, and I guess you can
handle all the business stuff.
436
00:17:57,462 --> 00:17:59,263
I'm very comfortable with that.
437
00:17:59,298 --> 00:18:00,664
Okay.
438
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,801
Um, and you do know
that if the grant money
439
00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:05,403
doesn't come through, then I won't...
440
00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:07,538
Oh, I'm gonna get the money.
441
00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:10,674
Okay.
442
00:18:19,785 --> 00:18:22,586
- Hello, Johnny.
- Roland.
443
00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:25,557
Johnny, me and six of my closest friends
444
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:28,692
were hoping we could have a little chat.
445
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,528
Well, it's awfully late.
446
00:18:30,563 --> 00:18:32,130
Johnny, I'm talking about the beer.
447
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:34,199
No, I know, I know, you're
talking about the beer.
448
00:18:34,232 --> 00:18:36,067
It's just that Moira's in the shower.
449
00:18:36,102 --> 00:18:39,003
She's been showering
most of the day, actually.
450
00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,805
Good,
451
00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:43,942
because I think it's best
that we talk man-to-man.
452
00:18:43,976 --> 00:18:45,743
Ahh...
453
00:18:48,647 --> 00:18:50,682
Jocelyn and I spoke,
454
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:53,917
and she told me you're
still pretty upset, huh?
455
00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:56,354
Look, if anyone was
upset it was Jocelyn.
456
00:18:56,388 --> 00:18:59,023
I was just upset because
Jocelyn was upset.
457
00:18:59,057 --> 00:18:59,927
All right, pal.
458
00:18:59,952 --> 00:19:02,527
Well, I'm here to put
your mind at ease, okay?
459
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:08,421
I am 99.999% sure
460
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,468
that nothing happened
between me and your wife.
461
00:19:10,502 --> 00:19:13,070
I'm 100% sure and I wasn't even there!
462
00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:15,073
Well, I sure was.
463
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,143
All of me.
464
00:19:18,176 --> 00:19:21,846
You know, I spent 35
minutes this morning
465
00:19:21,881 --> 00:19:26,050
inspecting every inch of
my body for bite marks,
466
00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:28,153
back scratches, lipstick prints.
467
00:19:28,186 --> 00:19:29,887
And I couldn't find anything.
468
00:19:29,922 --> 00:19:31,690
Well, there was this one
thing on the bottom of my foot,
469
00:19:31,723 --> 00:19:33,557
but I think that may
have been there before.
470
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:34,390
I really don't know.
471
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,140
You know what, Roland,
472
00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:36,968
I think I'm gonna ask you to leave.
473
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:39,197
Because Moira's coming out
soon and I really don't...
474
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:40,731
... want to tempt fate twice.
475
00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:42,133
I got it.
476
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,201
No, no. I don't think you do got it.
477
00:19:44,236 --> 00:19:47,372
And not to put too fine
a point on it, Roland,
478
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:49,574
but my wife would never
go out for a burger
479
00:19:49,607 --> 00:19:52,777
when she has a strong
penchant for steak.
480
00:19:52,811 --> 00:19:55,279
- Good night, Roland.
- Breakfast tomorrow, right?
481
00:19:55,314 --> 00:19:56,638
- Good night, Roland.
- Okay.
482
00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:02,882
Don't worry it's only me.
483
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,817
Ha ha, very droll, Mr. Rose.
484
00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:07,385
Thought I'd announce myself
485
00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:09,922
just in case you were
expecting somebody else.
486
00:20:09,957 --> 00:20:12,458
Is living with that blackout
not punishment enough?
487
00:20:12,492 --> 00:20:14,727
You know I meant to ask, Moira,
488
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,329
what were the amenities
like in that hotel room?
489
00:20:17,364 --> 00:20:19,999
High-pressured water, down pillows?
490
00:20:20,032 --> 00:20:22,434
I'll never know.
491
00:20:22,469 --> 00:20:25,137
I had my one chance
at a proletarian oasis
492
00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:28,173
and I squandered it,
passed out Roland a bed.
493
00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:31,076
You slept with Roland?
494
00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:33,846
No, she-she didn't.
495
00:20:33,881 --> 00:20:36,582
She found herself in his bed.
496
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,252
- Mom slept with Roland?
- Yes. Apparently.
497
00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:42,654
I will not be tried and condemned
498
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,190
by the likes of you two.
499
00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:45,892
- So what's gonna happen now?
- Yeah.
500
00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:48,059
Is there gonna be like
a custody battle over us?
501
00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:49,461
David, stop.
502
00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:50,863
We gonna have to like spend weekends
503
00:20:50,897 --> 00:20:52,597
over at Roland's now, or?
504
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,333
Goodnight, Alexis.
505
00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,035
Do we call him uncle Roland?
506
00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,403
All right, that is enough, David.
507
00:20:57,436 --> 00:20:59,204
No. I mean, I get it,
Roland is the mayor,
508
00:20:59,239 --> 00:21:00,605
and it's very difficult
to work with someone
509
00:21:00,641 --> 00:21:02,008
who you're attracted to.
510
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,387
Yeah. Like you and Ted?
511
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:05,473
No! I'm making fun of mom
and dad right now, David.
512
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:07,346
And we're done. Back to your room.
513
00:21:08,781 --> 00:21:10,482
Um, I just want you to know
514
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:11,884
that no matter what anyone says,
515
00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:14,252
you will always be our first dad.
516
00:21:14,288 --> 00:21:15,621
- Good night.
- Okay.
517
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