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[Sam Narrating]The hard part about time travelis that it often leaves me in the dark.
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Fortunately, there always seemsto be someone around to offer mea helping hand...
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or paw.
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But no matter whether myfaithful companion has two legs or four,
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it doesn't really matter.
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I usually wind up doingthe dirty work myself.
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But that's okay,because helping people out...
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is like music to my ears.
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(music) [Rock And Roll]
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(music) She knows how to love meYes, indeed (music)
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(music) Boy, you don't knowwhat she's doin'to me (music)
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(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
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(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy, whoo (music)
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(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
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(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
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(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
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(music) A-whomp-baba-loo-mopA- lop-bam-boom (music)
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Chick!
Huh?
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Chick![Needle Scratches Across Record]
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- Earth to Chick.
- Ow.
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Stop clowning around
and read the commercial.
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Today.
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I'm sorry.
Um, what were you saying?
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You see that piece of paper
in your hand?
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- Uh-huh.
- Read it.
Into the microphone.
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[Thinking]
Oh, my God. I'm a deejay.
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[Sighs]
[Microphone Feedback]
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So...
[Clears Throat]
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So, come taste
the hottest new flavors...
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at the coolest place in town,
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at Boorman...
Boor... Boor... Boor...
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Boorman's Frosty Freeze
Ice Cream.
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Pistachio, coffee,
and now tutti-frutti.
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[Mouths Words]
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(music) [Pop]
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(music) April love (music)
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(music) Is for the very young (music)
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Chick, may I see you
for a moment?
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- Right now?
- No.
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After Ike gets out of office.
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Right.
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(music) April love (music)
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[Narrating]So, Eisenhowerwas still president.
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That meant I wassomewhere in the '50s.Well, it was a start.
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Man, I never thought I'd live to see
Howlin' Chick Howell play Pat Boone.
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We're talkin' weird.
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Sometimes, you know,
weird things just happen.
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Yeah, like unemployment.
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Particularly to deejays
who go blank on the air.
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Every once in a while you meetsomeone who instantly rubs youthe wrong way.
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You don't know why.Theyjust do.And for some reason,
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you just wannarub 'em back.
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Do you know why my father
started this station?
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- As a tax dodge?
- Because he loved music.
And so do I.
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And so do I.
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I think that makes it unanimous.
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- They told me you never took anything
seriously. Now I believe them.
- I take lots of things seriously.
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- Name two.
- Quantum physics and time travel.
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No wonder you've had 12 jobs
in the last eight years.
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What are you so wound up about?
Come on. It's only... rock and roll.
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Three words.
"Chick, you're fired"?
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Your record's ending.
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(music)Will suddenly bring showers (music)
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(music) Rain to grow (music)
[Whistles]
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(music)The flowers (music)
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(music) [Fades]
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Man, you've really got it bad
for her, don't you?
Who?
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Rachel.
Rachel?
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Uh... Uh, forget it.
No. No way.
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Nice try, Kemo Sabe,
but old Brian knows all, sees all.
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Ever since you've been here,
you've been makin'
goo-goo eyes at her.
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I have?
Mm-hmm.
But I'm tellin' you.
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She's only got time
for one thing in her life...
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[Irish Accent]
to carry on the work
of her sainted father.
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And that's it.
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Hey, what are you doin'?
Uh, just gettin' ready...
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to spin some more
stacks of wax.
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Just do your sign-off
and get out of here.
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I got a shift to do.
Mouths to feed.
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Cars to pay off.
Homes to repair.
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This is... Howlin' Chick Howell...
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on, um,
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"fow"...
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uh, WOF,
730 AM,
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signing off.
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(music) [Rock And Roll]
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Couldn't think of
anything snappy to say.
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Sometimes happens.
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Man, you've really got it bad.
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Now, now, Fred.
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I appreciate
your opinion,
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but no matter how many editorials
you publish, I am not gonna
stop playing rock and roll.
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I'm not asking you to change
everything you do, Rachel.
Just don't play those records.
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You talk about rock and roll
like it's some kind of
contagious disease, like... like...
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Chicken pox?
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No, I think
it's just inappropriate.
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And so would your father.
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You don't know the first thing
about what my father
would say to this.
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Rachel, I am not
the only one worried...
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about what rock and roll
is gonna do to the kids in this city.
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You... You don't
seriously believe...
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that-that music is a threat
to the kids, do you?
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Chick, stay out of this.
[Al]Believe it, Sam.
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A lot of people did
back in the '50s.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
Chick.
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You think it's ridiculous
to be concerned about
the welfare of our children?
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Or the undermining
of family values?
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No, it's just that...
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What we're talking about,
it's just music.
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What we are talking about...
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is the future of America.
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- Is this guy a dinosaur or what?
- [Chuckling]
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Oh, you think that's funny?
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No, sir.
I don't think it's funny.
Well, I do!
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So did I.
I thought it was hysterical.
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I think what Rachel
is trying to say...
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is that the idea that music...
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can make people
misbehave is wrong.
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And even if it were true,
which it isn't,
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isn't this just simply a matter
of... of people not...
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listening to a particular radio station
that might be playing music...
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that they might not want
heard played?
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You don't have kids,do you, Mr. Howell?
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You can't watch 'em
24 hours a day.
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Soon as you turn your back,
they do exactly what they want.
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And then some.
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I'm sure that you
and the other parents...
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have instilled in your children
proper family values...
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so that they know what's right
and what's wrong,
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so that no matter
what they listen to,
they'll do the right thing.
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Rachel, I didn't want
to have to do this.
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Here comes the windup.
You leave me no choice.
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Here comes the pitch.
I'm pulling my advertising.
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From now on, my paper
and my hardware store will do
their radio spots elsewhere.
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Oh, come on, Fred!
And believe me,
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so will a lot
of other businesses.
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I carry a fair amount
of weight in this town.
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Yeah, and a lot of it's
hangin' over your belt.
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Go ahead. Pull your advertising.
See if I care.
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You may not. But what about
all the other people who work
for you and their families?
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I'm not gonna stop
playing rock and roll.
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- Maybe you won't have a choice.
- What do you mean by that?
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I mean that tomorrow
at the city council meeting,
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I intend to propose a law
that will ban rock and roll
from being played over the airwaves.
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[Sam]You can't do that!
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Good-bye, Fred.
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Can he?
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I don't know. Uh, maybe they could
pass some kind of weird blue law.
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What are you looking at?
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I was just thinking that you...
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handled that... well.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and Chick...
Yes?
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If you're late again tomorrow,
you're fired.
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Sounds like love to me.
[Door Slams]
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Can you believe her?
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Who?
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Who... Rachel.
Uh... Oh. Oh.
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Uh, well, Ziggy figures
there's a 92.4% certainty...
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that you're here to save her.
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Well, I hope she doesn't die,
because the way I feel right
now, I just might let her.
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No, she doesn't die.
But the station does.
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In about a year.
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And then after that,
her life goes right downhill.
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So in order to save Rachel,
I gotta save the station.
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Yeah. You gotta make
the station number one.
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The only way to do that
is rock and roll.
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Holy mackerel!
Look at this beautiful 'Vette!
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"Chick Howell." Oh, that's...
This is your car.
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Uh-oh.
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Why do I get the feeling
this is not gonna be so easy?
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You're on time!
2:46 to spare.
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Do you have even
the faintest idea of what
your first record is going to be?
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Something, uh, by the Beatles.
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Who are the Beatles?
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Oh, you mean... you mean
Buddy Holly and the Crickets,
don't you?
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Uh, right. Yeah. Right.
Beatles, Crickets...
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they're all related.
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Yeah.
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Buenos dias.
Boy am I glad to see you.
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I gotta play some music, Al.
I don't remember anything.
What about this?
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Ah, no good.
That's a "No."
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Johnny Horton,
"The Battle of New Orleans"?
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Sam, get real.
I don't remember any music, Al.
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This is not about music.
This is about talking.
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We got the team
to make the girls scream. The man
of the hour with the radio power.
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The doctor of love that knows...
What's the matter?
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Say it out loud. You gotta
get this in two minutes, Sam!
We got the team...
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that makes the girls scream...
You got a piece of paper
and a pencil?
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Get a paper and pencil.
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You're going on the air.
We got the team...
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Hey!
Didn't you see the movie?
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Good morning, Peoria!Ow!
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This is Howlin' Chick Howell...
[Howls]
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comin'to you live on WOF.[Barking]
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Would you excuse me,
folks, for just a second?
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Correct me if I'm wrong,
but is there a dog in here?
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Excuse me. Is there a dog...
Would you get off my lap...
[Trilling]
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[Trilling]
Oh... Oop... Oop. Sorry.
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Sorry. [Chuckles]My mistake, folks.That's our advertising manager.
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Would you let go of my leg?Let go! Would you let go...
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[Whining, Meows]
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[Quacking]And stay out!
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Great.
Finally, a parking space for me.
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And speaking of space,
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how about
those Russians, huh?
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Hey, I had a great idea.Instead of monkeys,
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why don't we stick old Khrushchevon the end of a satelliteand throw him into orbit?
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I mean, how many Alfred Hitchcock
look-alikes do we need, anyway?
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[Laughing]Talk about your Vertigo.
Whoa!
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And don't look down!
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But enough chat-chit.
Let's put on a hit.
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Goodness gracious,
it's Jerry Lee Lewis,
"Great Balls of Fire,"
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which is probably what old Nikita baby
will be singing upon reentry.
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(music)You shake my nervesand you rattle my brain (music)
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(music)Too much lovedrives a man insane (music)
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I just made a complete
and total idiot out of myself.
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(music)Goodness, graciousGreat balls of fire (music)
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Well, if it's any consolation,
I think they liked it, Sam.
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(music) You came along
and wooed me, honey (music)
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(music) I changed my mindThis love is fine (music)
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(music) Goodness, gracious
Great balls of fire (music)
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(music) Kiss me baby
Ooh (music)
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(music) Feels good (music)
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(music) Hold me, baby (music)
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(music)Well, I want to love youlike a lover should (music)
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(music)You're fineSo kind (music)
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(music)Got to tell this worldthat you're mine, mine, mine, mine (music)
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(music) I chew my nailsand-and I twiddle my thumbs (music)
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(music) I'm real nervousbut it sure is fun (music)
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(music)Come on, babyYou drive me crazy (music)
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00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:08,651
(music)Goodness, graciousGreat balls of fire (music)
233
00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:26,580
(music)Well (music)
234
00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:28,980
(music) Kiss me, baby (music)
[Chuckling]
This is great, Al.
235
00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:33,248
This is great.
(music)WhooFeels good (music)
236
00:15:33,321 --> 00:15:37,690
[Beeping]
(music) Hold me, baby (music)
237
00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:40,091
Flash. President Eisenhower,
in a surprise move,
238
00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:44,120
resigned from office this morning
in order to join a Buddhist monastery.
239
00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:47,895
Said Ike,"I just like being around guyswith less hair than me. "
240
00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:50,096
[All Laughing]
Something...
241
00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:52,105
just hot off the presses.
242
00:15:52,173 --> 00:15:55,665
This just in from Washington.
The F.T.C. announced yesterday...
243
00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:59,509
a campaign to end
misrepresentation in advertising.
244
00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:02,982
Executives at the Himalaya
Bra Company...
245
00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:05,178
could not be reachedfor comment.
246
00:16:05,253 --> 00:16:09,121
Ooh!
And neither could my girlfriend.
Neither could my girlfriend.
247
00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:17,694
- I'm dyin', Al.
- Don't quit now, Sam.
You're on a roll.
248
00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:20,131
Say anything.
Tell 'em something
you know about.
249
00:16:20,201 --> 00:16:22,692
Something I know about?Uh...
250
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,606
Boy, have I got a surprise
for you campers.
251
00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:29,802
The Invisible Man has dropped byto say a few words.
252
00:16:29,877 --> 00:16:32,675
So tell me, Viz,
253
00:16:32,747 --> 00:16:36,308
what's your favorite partabout being invisible?
254
00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:43,015
Women's dressing room
at Landon's Department Store.
255
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:47,019
[Chuckling]And-And, uh, what's the worst part?
256
00:16:47,095 --> 00:16:50,496
Trying to find my mouth
with my cigar.
257
00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:55,298
And that's nothing comparedto when you get the Invisible Girlin the backseat of the car.
258
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:59,363
And that's nothing compared
to when you get the Invisible Girl
in the backseat of the car.
259
00:17:02,877 --> 00:17:05,778
Al, this is incredible.
260
00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:07,940
I feel like a different person.
261
00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:12,180
It's like I've been given...
a license to play.
262
00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:15,381
To be... a-a completely
different person.
263
00:17:15,456 --> 00:17:18,721
Well, like, you know,
like they're gonna say in the '60s,
264
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:20,920
like, "Let it all hang out," like.
265
00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:24,089
[Chuckling]
Man, you are on fire.
266
00:17:24,165 --> 00:17:27,100
Well, y...
Sometimes you just
get lucky, that's all.
267
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,799
Whoa!
268
00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:46,043
Then again,
269
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,315
sometimes you don't.
270
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:58,326
I remember where my fatherbuilt this console.
271
00:17:58,399 --> 00:18:01,562
- He did it in our garage.
- Ow!
272
00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:06,300
- You all right?
- Yeah, yeah.
273
00:18:06,374 --> 00:18:09,901
- Started like the guys
at Apple, huh?
- What's Apple?
274
00:18:11,813 --> 00:18:14,646
Uh, no, no. "Wapple."
275
00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:19,779
WAPL. It's a radio station
I worked for in upstate New York.
276
00:18:19,854 --> 00:18:21,845
Oh.
277
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:26,317
I used to sit
and watch him for hours.
278
00:18:26,394 --> 00:18:32,264
He was determined to have
the number-one radio station
on Earth... or at least Peoria.
279
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,426
Is that what you want?
280
00:18:34,502 --> 00:18:39,906
No. I want to have
the number-one radio station
in the universe.
281
00:18:39,974 --> 00:18:43,171
But right now, I'd settle for just
getting right back on the air.
282
00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:45,735
[Inhales Deeply]
283
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:48,145
Maybe I can help you with that.
284
00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:55,780
[Powers Up]
I can't believe that you did it.
285
00:18:55,857 --> 00:18:58,690
(music) [Rock And Roll]
Well...
286
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:05,989
Oh, my God!
287
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:09,969
- What?
- Sam, you gotta see this.
288
00:19:10,037 --> 00:19:13,234
What is it, Al?
It is. It's Chubby Checker!
289
00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:16,538
Chubby Checker?
I can't believe it!
290
00:19:16,611 --> 00:19:18,875
Do I know you?
Friend of yours?
291
00:19:18,946 --> 00:19:21,972
- Sam!
- Uh...
292
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:23,983
[Al]Yes! It's Chubby Checker.
293
00:19:24,051 --> 00:19:28,147
Huh?
(music) Come on, baby
Let's do the Twist (music)
294
00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:31,453
"The Twist"!
295
00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,585
It's a pretty good demo,
but I was just tellin' him...
296
00:19:33,661 --> 00:19:36,061
I don't think it's really...
it really has what it takes.
297
00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:39,122
- The Twist?
- Say, can I borrow that
for my act?
298
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,034
Uh, sure.
But I-I got it from-from you.
299
00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:45,868
Sam! Sam! If you want
this station to be number one,
300
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,874
tell her
to play that demo!
301
00:19:47,942 --> 00:19:51,002
If you want this station
to be number one,
you gotta play this demo.
302
00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:54,714
That's good. I like that.
303
00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,716
Okay, I'll give it a play.
304
00:19:56,784 --> 00:20:01,551
I mean, assuming I can still
play rock and roll
after the council meeting.
305
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:05,217
Believe me, nobody is gonna pass
a law banning rock and roll.
306
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:09,525
(music) ["The Twist"]
307
00:20:09,597 --> 00:20:13,226
Hey, I like that. That's good.
(music) Come on, baby (music)
308
00:20:13,301 --> 00:20:15,235
(music) Let's do the Twist (music)
309
00:20:16,971 --> 00:20:19,735
(music) Come on, baby (music)
310
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,401
(music) Let's do the Twist (music)
311
00:20:22,476 --> 00:20:24,842
(music) Take me by my little hand (music)
312
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,779
(music) And go like this (music)
313
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:32,379
(music)Come on, baby (music)
314
00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:35,217
(music) Let's do the Twist (music)
315
00:20:35,289 --> 00:20:38,417
(music) Take me by my little hand (music)
316
00:20:38,492 --> 00:20:41,427
(music) And go like this (music)
317
00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:45,056
I can't believe it!
Without rock and roll,
I am dead.
318
00:20:45,132 --> 00:20:49,000
It was my ticket to number one!
The station was actually
starting to make money with it.
319
00:20:49,070 --> 00:20:52,403
Now what am I gonna do?
Play classical or jazz?
320
00:20:52,473 --> 00:20:55,465
I'll be lucky if I don't have
to sell the station in a year.
321
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,568
She could hold out
another 18 months...
322
00:20:57,645 --> 00:21:00,512
if she doesn't eat
or pay any salaries.
Well... Maybe...
323
00:21:00,581 --> 00:21:04,517
I had Ziggy run some figures,
and it's grim with a capital "G."
324
00:21:04,585 --> 00:21:07,213
Maybe...
maybe you can make an appeal.
325
00:21:07,288 --> 00:21:10,485
With whom?
The Supreme Court?
That'll be quick.
326
00:21:10,558 --> 00:21:13,550
No, no, no, no.
With rock and roll, I had a chance.
327
00:21:13,628 --> 00:21:19,066
Now all we can do is
pull up the drawbridge,
get ready for the dark ages...
328
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,431
That's it.
What?
329
00:21:21,502 --> 00:21:24,835
Sam, I don't like
that look in your eye.
[Chuckling]
330
00:21:24,906 --> 00:21:29,138
We're gonna go back
and pull up the drawbridge.
Sam!
331
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:31,804
(music) [Rock And Roll]
332
00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:37,778
Mr. Mayor.
Leland.
333
00:21:37,852 --> 00:21:40,218
Sheriff.
Well, you did it, Fred.
334
00:21:40,288 --> 00:21:42,779
Yes, we did, didn't we?
Got the headline all ready.
335
00:21:42,857 --> 00:21:46,315
"Rock and Roll
Is Told to Stroll."
336
00:21:46,394 --> 00:21:48,328
Before you know it,
he'll be buckin' for your job.
337
00:21:48,396 --> 00:21:50,057
Just tryin' to move up
in the organization.
338
00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:52,725
Oh, well, in that case...
Millie, three more menus,
339
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,268
and give Leland the bill.
340
00:22:01,108 --> 00:22:03,770
Sam, I think this last leap
back in time...
341
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,836
has added more holes to that
Swiss cheese brain of yours,
342
00:22:06,914 --> 00:22:09,849
because this... this is
completely harebrained.
343
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:12,317
Chick, your record's ending.
344
00:22:12,386 --> 00:22:15,116
(music) [Rock And Roll]
345
00:22:15,189 --> 00:22:17,521
(music) [Ends]
346
00:22:20,027 --> 00:22:22,257
Okay, okay.
347
00:22:22,330 --> 00:22:26,266
Ladies and gentlemen, this afternoon
the city council passed a law,
effective immediately,
348
00:22:26,334 --> 00:22:29,394
that forbids the airplay of music
known as rock and roll.
349
00:22:29,470 --> 00:22:33,998
Now, we here at WOF believe
that is wrong,
350
00:22:34,075 --> 00:22:38,842
and accordingly, we intendto keep playing rock and roll...
351
00:22:38,913 --> 00:22:41,711
until we can persuade themto change their minds.
352
00:22:41,782 --> 00:22:42,976
So with that in mind...
Damn it!
353
00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:47,146
Honey!
It's only music!
354
00:22:47,221 --> 00:22:49,086
That they're not allowed to play.
355
00:22:49,156 --> 00:22:51,488
...in a non-hysterical way
what we're going to do.
356
00:22:51,559 --> 00:22:54,119
Coming to you live...
almost live...
357
00:22:54,195 --> 00:22:58,325
from the interstellar, out-of-the-cellar,
stand-up-and-tell-her rock group,
358
00:22:58,399 --> 00:23:02,358
Bill Haley and the Comets,
Comets, Comets, Comets!
359
00:23:02,436 --> 00:23:04,370
[Howling]
360
00:23:04,438 --> 00:23:07,134
(music)One, two, three o'clockfour o'clock, rock (music)
361
00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:09,733
(music) Five, six, seven o'clockeight o'clock rock (music)
362
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:12,108
(music) Nine, ten, eleven o'clocktwelve o'clock rock (music)
363
00:23:12,179 --> 00:23:14,010
(music)We're gonna rockaround the clock tonight (music)
364
00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:17,346
I want him off the air now.Break down the doorif you have to. Just do it.
365
00:23:17,418 --> 00:23:21,013
Honey, they're not bank robbers.
Theora...
366
00:23:21,088 --> 00:23:23,022
That's private property, Fred.
367
00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:25,888
With private citizens who are
openly breaking the law.
368
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,451
Which you are sworn to uphold.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
369
00:23:28,529 --> 00:23:33,296
Look, I'm not gonna tell anybody
to go bustin' down any doors,
particularly with a reelection coming up.
370
00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:36,131
Now, bad publicity
is something none of us needs.
371
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:38,933
But that's exactly what thiswill be if we don't dosomethin'about it.
372
00:23:39,006 --> 00:23:42,339
Maybe we can do this
another way.
What do you mean?
373
00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:45,038
I mean, there's more than
one way to skin a cat.
374
00:23:54,321 --> 00:23:58,189
Well, if we're gonna
go down in flames,
375
00:23:58,259 --> 00:24:00,489
I'll help you
pick out the records.
376
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:05,856
(music)When the chimes ring fivesix and seven (music)
377
00:24:07,101 --> 00:24:10,798
(music)We'll cool off thenStart a-rockin'round the clock again (music)
378
00:24:10,871 --> 00:24:13,465
(music)We're gonna rockaround the clock tonight (music)
This one is really wild.
379
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:16,169
(music)We're gonna rock, rock, rocktill broad daylight (music)
380
00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:20,111
(music)We're gonna rock, gonna rockaround the clock tonight (music)
[Chuckles] That's perfect.
381
00:24:25,886 --> 00:24:31,085
I'd like to read you something
that, uh, we dug out of the news files
here from the Peoria Dispatch.
382
00:24:31,158 --> 00:24:35,356
It was written a couple of weeks
ago by your friend and mine,
Frederick R. Beaman.
383
00:24:35,429 --> 00:24:39,388
"I am not against music.
I love music.
But rock and roll is not music.
384
00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:44,598
"It is nothing more than the half-articulate
speech of a group of people
of extreme dress and style...
385
00:24:44,672 --> 00:24:48,733
whose radical intention
is to excite and inflame
the youth of our community."
386
00:24:48,809 --> 00:24:50,834
Now I would like
to read you something...
387
00:24:50,911 --> 00:24:55,314
written by a group
of long-haired,
weirdly dressed radicals...
388
00:24:55,382 --> 00:24:58,010
in 1791.
389
00:24:58,085 --> 00:25:00,212
It's called
the First Amendment.
390
00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:03,051
"Congress shall make no lawrespecting an establishment of religion...
391
00:25:03,124 --> 00:25:06,992
"or prohibiting thefree exercise thereof,or abridging the freedom of speech,
392
00:25:07,061 --> 00:25:10,224
"or of the press,
or the right of the people
peaceably to assemble...
393
00:25:10,297 --> 00:25:12,891
and to petition the government
for a redress of grievances."
394
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:16,767
Now, I believe in the freedom of the press,
and I believe that Mr. Beaman
has a right to print...
395
00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:19,305
whatever he wants to
about rock and roll.
396
00:25:19,373 --> 00:25:22,035
But the First Amendment also
guarantees freedom of speech.
397
00:25:22,109 --> 00:25:27,046
And since Mr. Beaman also admits
that rock and roll is at least
in some form speech...
398
00:25:27,114 --> 00:25:30,572
uh, "half articulate speech,"to be exact...
399
00:25:30,651 --> 00:25:34,348
then I guess that rock and rollis also guaranteedby the First Amendment,
400
00:25:34,421 --> 00:25:38,255
and we'd just like
to exercise that right.
[Claps Hands]
401
00:25:38,325 --> 00:25:40,725
[Imitates Buzzer Sounding]
But, hey, enough seriousness.
402
00:25:40,794 --> 00:25:43,729
It's time to get back
into the swing of things,
403
00:25:43,797 --> 00:25:47,961
and what better way
than by taking a sea cruise?
404
00:25:51,238 --> 00:25:54,435
(music) ["Sea Cruise"]
Oh, that was good!
405
00:25:54,508 --> 00:25:57,875
Yeah.
[Exhales]
406
00:26:05,653 --> 00:26:08,087
It's your station.
My hero.
407
00:26:09,156 --> 00:26:13,820
WOF.
Oh, hello, Fred.
408
00:26:13,894 --> 00:26:17,796
No, we're perfectly serious.
(music)Old man rhythmis in my shoes (music)
409
00:26:17,865 --> 00:26:21,767
Well, you know where to find us.
(music) It's no use sittin' hereand singin'the blues (music)
410
00:26:21,835 --> 00:26:24,429
(music) So be my guestYou've got nothing to lose (music)
Damn!
411
00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:28,373
(music)Won't you let me take youon a sea cruise (music)
412
00:26:28,442 --> 00:26:30,740
(music)Ooh-weeOoh-wee, baby (music)
Fred Beaman, I hate you!
413
00:26:30,811 --> 00:26:33,871
(music)Ooh-weeOoh-wee, baby (music)
414
00:26:33,948 --> 00:26:36,178
(music)Ooh-weeOoh-wee, baby (music)
But the question is,
415
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,275
I mean, why does he
hate you and rock and roll?
416
00:26:38,352 --> 00:26:40,217
I don't know.
417
00:26:40,287 --> 00:26:43,381
You know, I think until he got
on this kick, nobody paid
much attention to him.
418
00:26:43,457 --> 00:26:45,789
And now he sorta likes
being the focal point.
419
00:26:45,859 --> 00:26:50,353
Yeah, I guess so...
Oh, damn.
The lights went out.
420
00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:53,059
No kidding.
You got any kind of a backup?
421
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,465
A-A generator or something?
422
00:26:55,536 --> 00:26:59,097
Uh, there's a civil defense
generator in the basement,
but I don't know how to work it.
423
00:26:59,173 --> 00:27:01,971
I don't even know
if it does work.
Only one way to find out.
424
00:27:02,042 --> 00:27:04,442
Chick!
425
00:27:04,511 --> 00:27:07,412
Sorry. I was just
trying, uh, find, uh, the door.
426
00:27:07,481 --> 00:27:10,973
Doorknobs are usually placed
a little lower, aren't they?
427
00:27:12,353 --> 00:27:16,084
[People Chattering]
They're off the air.
428
00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:18,454
Front page
tomorrow, Leland.
429
00:27:18,525 --> 00:27:20,652
No more rock and roll in Peoria.
430
00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:27,331
All righty.
Here's where we separate
the men from the boys.
431
00:27:27,401 --> 00:27:29,869
[Not Starting]
432
00:27:35,843 --> 00:27:40,007
[Chuckling]
Okay, so I'm only... 12.
433
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,983
Okay. All right.
434
00:27:46,287 --> 00:27:48,278
All right.
435
00:27:50,424 --> 00:27:53,018
Ouch!
436
00:27:53,093 --> 00:27:55,027
Come on.
437
00:27:56,497 --> 00:27:58,658
All set?
Okay, on three.
Yep.
438
00:27:58,732 --> 00:28:02,532
Ready?
One, two, three!
439
00:28:02,603 --> 00:28:05,731
[Engine Rumbling]
440
00:28:05,806 --> 00:28:07,740
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
441
00:28:07,808 --> 00:28:09,799
Let there be light.
442
00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:15,078
[Crowd Cheering]
443
00:28:15,149 --> 00:28:18,812
[Sam]Good evening, Peoria!
444
00:28:18,886 --> 00:28:21,218
Yes![Laughs]I know what you're thinking.
445
00:28:21,288 --> 00:28:24,485
You're saying to yourselves,"Hey, where's my good old buddyHowlin'Chick"...
446
00:28:24,558 --> 00:28:26,492
[Howling]
447
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,427
"been for the last
hour and a half?"
[Laughing Wildly]
448
00:28:29,496 --> 00:28:31,987
Well, the honest truth is,
I was kidnapped by spacemen,
449
00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:34,864
taken somewhere into the future
and forced to eat Chinese food
for a week.
450
00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:37,836
- Oh, and I'm still hungry.
- [All Laughing]
451
00:28:37,905 --> 00:28:41,739
Mmm. But now the good news is,I'm back. And I know exactly whatall the hits are gonna be in the future,
452
00:28:41,809 --> 00:28:44,744
and here's one right now.
453
00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:48,077
(music) ["The Twist"]
454
00:28:48,148 --> 00:28:50,173
[Scattered Cheering]
455
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,616
(music)Come on, baby (music)
456
00:28:52,686 --> 00:28:56,087
(music) Let's do the Twist (music)
457
00:28:56,156 --> 00:28:58,818
(music)Come on, baby (music)
458
00:28:58,892 --> 00:29:00,883
(music) Let's do the Twist (music)
[Exhales]
459
00:29:00,961 --> 00:29:03,555
Next time,
(music)Take me by my little hand (music)
460
00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:08,465
I get a generator that can work
the transmitter and the air conditioning
at the same time.
461
00:29:08,535 --> 00:29:11,163
Yeah, I'll drink to that.
462
00:29:11,238 --> 00:29:13,672
Maybe I'll let you buy me one
after this.
463
00:29:13,741 --> 00:29:18,371
(music)Ooh, yeahJust like this (music)
464
00:29:18,445 --> 00:29:20,913
Uh, the... phone.
465
00:29:22,816 --> 00:29:24,977
WOF.
Rachel? Fred.
466
00:29:25,052 --> 00:29:27,179
Welcome back.
467
00:29:27,254 --> 00:29:31,452
I don't know how you did it, but it
sure was a slick trick. Unfortunately,
you're still breaking the law.
468
00:29:31,525 --> 00:29:34,585
Now, I've been talking to
some of my fellow advertisers.
469
00:29:34,661 --> 00:29:39,223
You keep this up, and they might
not go back to you even if you
do drop rock and roll.
470
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,233
I'm afraid that's right, Rachel.
471
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:43,394
[Fred]
Now, I'm holdin' 'em back
for right now,
472
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:45,495
but I don't know how
much longer I can do it.
473
00:29:45,572 --> 00:29:50,407
Tell him he'd better try harder, because as
soon as we hang up, we're gonna call every
newspaper, radio and TV station in the state.
474
00:29:50,477 --> 00:29:53,378
We'll find out how much
he likes bad P.R.
475
00:29:53,447 --> 00:29:56,007
Oh, Fred, in about ten seconds,
476
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,813
I'm gonna call every news
organization in this state.
477
00:29:58,886 --> 00:30:01,548
I'll be seeing you
on the front page.
478
00:30:01,622 --> 00:30:05,114
(music) [Continues]
479
00:30:19,673 --> 00:30:21,698
Damn!
480
00:30:21,775 --> 00:30:25,973
(music)Yeah, you should seemy little sis (music)
481
00:30:27,514 --> 00:30:31,780
(music)You should see mymy little sis (music)
482
00:30:33,187 --> 00:30:35,655
(music) She really knows how to rock (music)
483
00:30:35,722 --> 00:30:38,156
You mind if I ask you
a personal question?
484
00:30:38,225 --> 00:30:40,819
(music)Come on and twist (music)
485
00:30:40,894 --> 00:30:43,328
Well, since my saying no
probably won't stop you,
486
00:30:44,965 --> 00:30:46,865
go ahead.
487
00:30:46,934 --> 00:30:49,334
Why are you doing this?
488
00:30:50,971 --> 00:30:52,802
Seriously.
489
00:30:55,442 --> 00:30:57,910
There was a poem...
490
00:30:57,978 --> 00:31:00,708
in high school, I think,
that I never forgot...
491
00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:04,984
until now.
492
00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:11,555
I think it ended with...
493
00:31:14,261 --> 00:31:19,563
"And everywhere, the ceremony
of innocence is drowned.
494
00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:23,501
"The best lack all conviction,
495
00:31:23,570 --> 00:31:27,870
while the worst are full
of passionate intensity."
496
00:31:30,511 --> 00:31:34,447
I guess I just think it's time
for the best to exhibit
a little passionate intensity.
497
00:31:40,888 --> 00:31:43,152
And now it's your turn.
498
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:48,722
Well,
499
00:31:48,795 --> 00:31:53,562
I think it's partly because
it's what my father would've done.
500
00:31:53,634 --> 00:31:57,934
- Sounds like he was a great guy.
- Oh, he was.
501
00:31:58,005 --> 00:32:01,805
He had great plans
for this place.
502
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:05,208
He wanted to be the first
to broadcast in stereo.
503
00:32:05,279 --> 00:32:08,942
Oh! Oh!And he always used to say,
504
00:32:09,016 --> 00:32:12,611
"The future of radio
is FM, Rachel."
505
00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:17,749
FM.
He was such a dreamer.
506
00:32:17,824 --> 00:32:20,793
Oh, I'm not sure
that's such a bad dream.
507
00:32:20,861 --> 00:32:23,227
Chick!
Chick, the record.
508
00:32:25,532 --> 00:32:28,660
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Chuckling]
509
00:32:28,735 --> 00:32:30,760
Yeah, well, you know,
for the last couple of minutes,
510
00:32:30,837 --> 00:32:34,796
you folks have been listening
to something by, uh,
Dull Needle and the Statics.
511
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:38,834
A lot of people find it repetitive.
I like to think of it as just
plain, old daring.
512
00:32:38,912 --> 00:32:41,346
Okay. For all you dancing machines
out there who didn't rest,
513
00:32:41,415 --> 00:32:43,906
here's a little change of pace
to help you catch your breath.
514
00:32:43,984 --> 00:32:49,650
No, it's a request that's
just come in from, uh, me,
515
00:32:49,723 --> 00:32:53,454
and I'd like to dedicate it...
516
00:32:53,527 --> 00:32:57,486
to the girl I'd most like to share
a civil defense shelter with.
517
00:32:57,564 --> 00:33:01,159
(music) [Rock Ballad]
518
00:33:18,318 --> 00:33:21,014
(music) [Continues]
519
00:34:22,449 --> 00:34:24,644
What'd you do that for?
520
00:34:24,718 --> 00:34:27,516
For taking advantage of me
in a weak moment.
521
00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:29,987
Advantage?
Well, yes.
522
00:34:30,057 --> 00:34:32,685
What would you call it?
I'd call it love.
523
00:34:34,828 --> 00:34:37,388
- We were dancing, and...
- No, no, no, no.
524
00:34:37,464 --> 00:34:39,432
I would call it
rampaging hormones.
525
00:34:42,803 --> 00:34:45,067
I think you were
starting to enjoy it,
526
00:34:45,138 --> 00:34:48,164
and you got scared.
527
00:34:48,241 --> 00:34:51,904
- Maybe I just didn't like it.
- She's lying, Sam.
528
00:34:51,978 --> 00:34:56,608
It's like in the third grade.You only pull the pigtailsof the one you love.
529
00:34:56,683 --> 00:34:59,277
Maybe you were afraid
of liking it too much.
530
00:35:00,387 --> 00:35:03,720
That is the most ridiculous thing
I have ever heard.
531
00:35:07,728 --> 00:35:09,662
Good, Sam.
Now, come on.
Make a move.
532
00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:13,757
- Is it?
- Now, go in for the kill.
533
00:35:15,168 --> 00:35:18,626
Yeah, that-that's it.
Now move in real fast,
like you're gonna kiss her real hard,
534
00:35:18,705 --> 00:35:20,229
but then...
535
00:35:29,182 --> 00:35:32,743
[Clears Throat]
Looks like you've already
got the hang of it.
536
00:35:34,421 --> 00:35:38,585
Uh...
[Clears Throat]
537
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:41,218
Well, geez louise.
Uh...
538
00:35:41,294 --> 00:35:45,458
Seems like you've got
everything under control here.
539
00:35:48,135 --> 00:35:51,696
Maybe you should put on
a long-playing record.
540
00:35:54,441 --> 00:35:58,104
[Clamoring]
There he goes.
541
00:35:59,513 --> 00:36:01,947
Uh-oh.
Hey, you can't do that!
542
00:36:02,015 --> 00:36:04,381
Oh, good try, folks.
543
00:36:13,226 --> 00:36:15,490
Oh, boy.
544
00:36:16,763 --> 00:36:18,822
What?
545
00:36:18,899 --> 00:36:21,629
We're not... We're not
broadcasting anymore.
546
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:24,966
Sam, they've cut
the transmission cables.
547
00:36:25,038 --> 00:36:28,599
It looks like we're
off the air permanently.
548
00:36:35,382 --> 00:36:39,751
[People Chanting]
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
549
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:43,051
[Chanting Continues]
Looks like they cut
our transmission cable.
550
00:36:43,123 --> 00:36:45,057
I just said that.
551
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:48,959
Of all the lowdown, sleazy,
cheap things to do...
552
00:36:49,029 --> 00:36:53,693
You can say that again.
You cooked up this whole thing
just to get me alone with you.
553
00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:55,029
What?
What?
554
00:36:55,101 --> 00:36:57,035
I knew I should never
have listened to you!
555
00:36:57,103 --> 00:37:00,095
Me? You're the one
who wanted to do this.
556
00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:02,641
You're the one who wanted
to barricade us in here.
557
00:37:02,709 --> 00:37:06,167
Rachel!
How do I know that
we're even off the air?
558
00:37:06,246 --> 00:37:08,271
Look at the meters!
Listen to the radio!
559
00:37:08,348 --> 00:37:12,216
How do I know you didn't just rig this up
this afternoon when you were fixing it?
560
00:37:12,285 --> 00:37:15,118
Right. I suppose I made
a deal with Beaman
to call you on the phone?
561
00:37:15,188 --> 00:37:19,318
I wouldn't put it past you!
Now I'm gonna lose my radio station,
and it's all because of...
562
00:37:19,392 --> 00:37:22,691
Oh, hell. It isn't because of you.
God, I should've done what they said!
563
00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:26,391
I should've stopped
playing rock and roll.
[Al]Ooh! That's blasphemy.
564
00:37:26,466 --> 00:37:30,027
Next thing you know, she's gonna be
stepping on Elvis's blue suede shoes.
565
00:37:30,103 --> 00:37:32,799
[Chanting Continues]
566
00:37:32,873 --> 00:37:36,570
Look, Rachel,
I know what you're thinking,
567
00:37:36,643 --> 00:37:39,373
but now's the time
when you gotta hang tough.
568
00:37:39,446 --> 00:37:42,540
It's no use.
You can't fight city hall.
569
00:37:42,616 --> 00:37:46,052
Sure, you can.You just gotta keeppluggin'away at it.
570
00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:49,816
Don't let 'em wear you down.They're human. They get tired.
571
00:37:49,890 --> 00:37:52,723
They wanna go home too.
572
00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:56,159
But to make this station
number one...
573
00:37:57,764 --> 00:38:01,325
Is that... Is that really
what this is all about?
574
00:38:05,672 --> 00:38:09,403
- No.
- Attagirl.
That's the way to talk.
575
00:38:11,645 --> 00:38:13,636
I didn't think so.
576
00:38:17,651 --> 00:38:20,142
Phone.
577
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:22,780
When it rains, it pours.
578
00:38:28,328 --> 00:38:30,262
Calling to gloat, Fred?
579
00:38:31,331 --> 00:38:35,825
No, not exactly. We're just kind of
wonderin' when you're gonna come out
now that you can't broadcast anymore.
580
00:38:35,902 --> 00:38:38,166
I'm not coming out, Fred.
581
00:38:38,238 --> 00:38:40,900
If I have to make an antenna
out of bobby pins,
582
00:38:40,974 --> 00:38:43,670
I'm going back on the air...
with rock and roll.
583
00:38:43,743 --> 00:38:46,109
I don't think that's
such a good idea, Rachel.
584
00:38:46,179 --> 00:38:49,546
Sheriff Foley here is about
to run out of patience.
He might just arrest you if you do.
585
00:38:49,616 --> 00:38:52,551
Tell Sheriff Foley to take
his nightstick and shove it...
586
00:38:55,555 --> 00:38:58,023
[Chanting Continues]
587
00:38:58,091 --> 00:39:00,457
Jake?
588
00:39:00,527 --> 00:39:02,688
That was great.
589
00:39:04,764 --> 00:39:07,460
You said,
"When it rains, it pours"?
590
00:39:07,534 --> 00:39:10,526
Yeah.
What kind of gutters
are on this building?
591
00:39:10,603 --> 00:39:13,333
I don't know.
They're sort of old and green.
Copper!
592
00:39:13,406 --> 00:39:16,136
Oh, we may be on the air
sooner than you think.
593
00:39:17,911 --> 00:39:22,780
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
594
00:39:22,849 --> 00:39:27,343
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
595
00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:30,355
[Chanting Continues]
596
00:39:31,658 --> 00:39:35,492
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
597
00:39:35,562 --> 00:39:38,497
[Shudders]
598
00:39:38,565 --> 00:39:41,056
Sam, your face
is gettin' kinda pink.
599
00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:44,069
It's gonna match
your shirt in a minute.
600
00:39:44,137 --> 00:39:46,435
Al, why am I doing this?
601
00:39:47,507 --> 00:39:51,705
Uh, you need to get
one more merit badge
before you make Eagle.
602
00:39:51,778 --> 00:39:54,178
You know what I mean.
Rachel already stood up to Beaman.
603
00:39:54,247 --> 00:39:57,273
She proved she can turn
this station around.
604
00:39:57,350 --> 00:40:00,615
She can, if the Mongol horde
down there will let her.
605
00:40:02,622 --> 00:40:06,820
[Chuckling]
You don't have any horde
repellent on you, do you?
606
00:40:06,893 --> 00:40:09,453
What?
Hit it!
607
00:40:09,529 --> 00:40:12,828
[Rachel]Okay![Electrical Humming]
608
00:40:12,899 --> 00:40:16,562
Hey. Look, Sam!
I'm... I'm leaping!
609
00:40:16,636 --> 00:40:19,764
No you're not leaping.
You're standing too close
to the antenna. Move away.
610
00:40:19,839 --> 00:40:22,603
- Huh?
- Move away.
611
00:40:22,675 --> 00:40:24,768
Come on. Move away.
612
00:40:26,413 --> 00:40:27,710
See?
Rats.
613
00:40:29,983 --> 00:40:34,545
Mr. Beaman, what exactlyprompted your campaignagainst rock and roll?
614
00:40:34,621 --> 00:40:36,555
It's simple.
I'm an American.
615
00:40:36,623 --> 00:40:41,856
I want to keep what's good
and right about America intact.
Anything that threatens that, well...
616
00:40:41,928 --> 00:40:45,329
I'm a fighter, not a watcher.
You can say that again.
617
00:40:45,398 --> 00:40:48,299
Dagnabbit, if they keep this up,
I'm gonna have to change my name to...
618
00:40:48,368 --> 00:40:51,633
[All Cheering]
619
00:40:54,474 --> 00:40:57,238
They're back on the air.
Damn it to hell!
620
00:41:01,614 --> 00:41:05,106
[Sam Broadcasting, Indistinct]
621
00:41:05,185 --> 00:41:09,315
But hey, I know how much you
love old Howlin' Chick...
[Both Howling]
622
00:41:11,424 --> 00:41:13,984
[Man Howling]
623
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:16,119
[Howling Continues]
624
00:41:16,196 --> 00:41:19,461
But what you're really here for is,
uh, rock and roll.
625
00:41:19,532 --> 00:41:22,057
(music) [Rock And Roll]
626
00:41:31,244 --> 00:41:33,439
(music) [Continues]
627
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:55,694
Mayor, you oughta consider
rescinding your law.
628
00:41:55,768 --> 00:41:57,702
We're not rescinding
anything!
629
00:41:57,770 --> 00:42:01,206
If you'd done what you were supposed
to do and arrested Rachel when I told you,
none of this would've happened.
630
00:42:01,274 --> 00:42:04,437
Arresting somebody's the last thing
we should do. That's liable to set
this whole thing off.
631
00:42:04,511 --> 00:42:09,608
I thinkJake's right, Fred.
The last thing we need in front
of all this press is trouble.
632
00:42:09,682 --> 00:42:12,310
My God. Some of this press
is even national.
633
00:42:12,385 --> 00:42:16,219
What we need is to show them
that we know how to handle
things like this!
634
00:42:16,289 --> 00:42:20,316
If you don't, I do.
Fred, what
are you doing?
635
00:42:34,607 --> 00:42:37,337
(music) [Continues]
[People Clamoring]
636
00:42:38,845 --> 00:42:41,609
[Glass Shattering]
637
00:42:41,681 --> 00:42:43,672
Someone's trying to get in!
638
00:42:47,954 --> 00:42:52,220
- Leave my station alone!
- You broke the law, Rachel!
639
00:42:52,292 --> 00:42:55,284
A stupid law, Fred!
Couch. Come on.
640
00:42:55,361 --> 00:42:57,886
Sam, forget the couch.
That's not gonna stop Beaman.
641
00:42:57,964 --> 00:43:00,398
Oh, I think
I'm gonna get a hernia.
You got any better ideas?
642
00:43:00,466 --> 00:43:04,664
- Well, I'm just following you!
- I got Ziggy workin' on it.
643
00:43:04,737 --> 00:43:07,365
- As a matter of fact, look!
- [Humming]
644
00:43:08,508 --> 00:43:11,875
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Come on.
I know a way to stop Beaman.
645
00:43:15,949 --> 00:43:17,917
Frank, stop it!
646
00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:31,892
I'd like to read you something
we found in our news files...
647
00:43:31,965 --> 00:43:34,092
dated August 16, 1945,
648
00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:37,261
the day after theJapanese surrendered,and World War II ended.
649
00:43:37,337 --> 00:43:39,771
"The guns are silent now,
650
00:43:39,839 --> 00:43:42,433
"and so are many of the men
whose hands once held them.
651
00:43:42,508 --> 00:43:45,875
"Never again will they seetheir wives or mothers.
652
00:43:45,945 --> 00:43:48,277
"Never again will they heartheir children laugh.
653
00:43:48,348 --> 00:43:51,681
"And never again will they smell
the sweet scents of home.
654
00:43:51,751 --> 00:43:53,616
"And for what?
655
00:43:53,686 --> 00:43:56,985
"For what didthese husbands and fathers,these brothers and sons,
656
00:43:57,056 --> 00:44:00,321
"give their lives so manythousands of miles from home?
657
00:44:00,393 --> 00:44:04,659
"I say it was for one word,
and that word is 'freedom.'
658
00:44:04,731 --> 00:44:06,824
"The freedom to pray.
659
00:44:06,899 --> 00:44:09,959
"To write, to speak,to feel, to be.
660
00:44:10,036 --> 00:44:13,472
"As we see fit, and not as otherswould dictate to us.
661
00:44:13,539 --> 00:44:16,667
"To this freedom, which has been
so dearly bought for us,
662
00:44:16,743 --> 00:44:21,271
"it is up to us, the living,
to dedicate our lives
and our futures...
663
00:44:21,347 --> 00:44:23,645
to its eternal protection."
664
00:44:26,552 --> 00:44:29,453
These words were written
by Frederick Beaman,
665
00:44:29,522 --> 00:44:33,458
the editorof the Peoria Dispatch.
666
00:44:33,526 --> 00:44:37,485
And I sincerely hope
that Mr. Beaman...
667
00:44:37,563 --> 00:44:41,158
would see it in his heart that...
668
00:44:41,234 --> 00:44:44,067
[Exhales]
all we are looking for here...
669
00:44:44,137 --> 00:44:47,800
is... a little freedom too.
670
00:44:47,874 --> 00:44:51,332
But, uh, this is different.
671
00:44:51,411 --> 00:44:53,379
We-We fought for freedom.
672
00:44:53,446 --> 00:44:55,971
Thi... This is...
673
00:44:58,151 --> 00:45:01,746
Come on, Fred.
Let's go home.
674
00:45:19,539 --> 00:45:21,837
(music)Whomp-baba-loo-mopA- lomp-bomp-bomp (music)
675
00:45:21,908 --> 00:45:24,502
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
676
00:45:24,577 --> 00:45:27,102
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
677
00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:29,614
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
678
00:45:29,682 --> 00:45:32,310
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
679
00:45:32,385 --> 00:45:35,047
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
680
00:45:35,121 --> 00:45:37,487
- (music)Whomp-baba-loo-mopA- lomp-bomp-bomp (music)
- [Man] Rock and roll!
681
00:45:37,557 --> 00:45:39,616
(music) I got a gal named Sue (music)
Why haven't I leaped?
682
00:45:39,692 --> 00:45:42,456
I don't know. Oh.
683
00:45:42,528 --> 00:45:45,793
According to Ziggy, uh,
684
00:45:45,865 --> 00:45:48,561
Rachel sticks with rock and roll,and WOF becomes...
685
00:45:48,634 --> 00:45:51,626
the number-one
station in Peoria!
686
00:45:51,704 --> 00:45:55,037
And a year later,
she and you get married!
687
00:45:55,108 --> 00:46:01,013
Married?
Is that a proposal?
688
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,574
Well?
Well, uh, I just think we should get
to know each other a little better.
689
00:46:05,651 --> 00:46:08,916
Fine.
You can buy me breakfast.
690
00:46:08,988 --> 00:46:11,422
(music)Got a gal named Daisy (music)
After you finish your shift.
691
00:46:11,491 --> 00:46:13,652
(music) She almost drives me crazy (music)
692
00:46:13,726 --> 00:46:16,661
(music)Got a gal named Daisy (music)
693
00:46:16,729 --> 00:46:19,254
(music) She almost drives me crazy (music)
694
00:46:19,332 --> 00:46:22,165
(music) She knows how to love meYes, indeed (music)
Don't say a word.
695
00:46:22,235 --> 00:46:24,760
(music) Boy, you don't knowwhat she's doin'to me (music)
[Howling]
696
00:46:24,837 --> 00:46:26,828
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
697
00:46:26,906 --> 00:46:29,272
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
[Both Howling]
698
00:46:29,342 --> 00:46:32,277
(music)Tutti FruttiOh, Rudy (music)
699
00:46:35,148 --> 00:46:38,606
(music) [Girl Singing In Hebrew]
700
00:46:41,954 --> 00:46:44,422
(music)Omeyn (music)
701
00:46:46,025 --> 00:46:49,188
And today, Karen Basch
is a bat mitzvah.
702
00:46:53,266 --> 00:46:55,826
[Whispers]
Rabbi. Nu?
703
00:47:00,973 --> 00:47:03,305
Oy vey. I'm the rabbi.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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