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Who knew a bar could fail?
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A bar!
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Yeah, it's too bad we're all sober.
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This table alone could turn
that place into a gold mine.
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Adam's bar hasn't failed;
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it's just a success waiting to happen.
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Yeah, so's your hairstyle.
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- Hey, go easy on my roommate.
- Nah, it's okay.
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She's mean to me when I'm right.
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I don't think Christy would
want you eating her fries.
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She doesn't care.
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Oh, take a peek outside.
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I understand.
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I'm eating them as fast as I can.
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Anyway, Adam sits alone in the
bar all day, losing money,
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then he comes home
like a big grump truck
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and dumps it all on me.
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Why don't you go over
there and keep him company?
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Oh, great idea, Marjorie.
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You want me angry, frustrated,
and sitting in a bar?
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Beats angry, frustrated,
and sitting next to me.
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That's what being in a relationship is:
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showing up for the hard parts.
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Boo.
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I know what you need.
I know what we all need.
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A hug from Dhara.
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Is that your horse?
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- No, that's Zahara.
- Oh.
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You got that from
Angelina Jolie's daughter.
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I had that name first.
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Dhara's this incredible
spiritual lady from India
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who flies around the
world hugging people.
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And when she does, it takes
all your problems away.
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They call her the Hug Lady.
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We had a hug lady in prison.
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She did not take all your problems away.
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Other than half my lunch, what'd I miss?
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Nope, no recaps for smokers.
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- Oh, come on.
- Look, you keep doing this.
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You go out to smoke,
and then we got to repeat
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everything we just talked about.
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Some of the things
people are saying in here
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aren't worth hearing the first time.
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Give me a hint. Please?
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Moving on.
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She's having an event in
San Francisco tomorrow,
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and I'm gonna go see her.
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Who's she gonna see?
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Figure it out from context, Smokey.
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Well, Jill, how interesting
that you're gonna go see
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the Hug Lady from India who
solves all your problems.
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So weak.
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Something that can solve all
my problems without a meeting?
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I'm in.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but you people a sheep.
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- I'll go.
- Me, too.
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Baa...
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If I commit to this
trip to San Francisco,
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can we ride a cable car?
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Good Lord.
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Come on, Mom, you
need a spiritual reboot
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more than anyone.
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And not just at this table.
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Anyone.
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As much as I'd love to drive two hours
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to get a hug from a con artist
who's covered in germs, I'll pass.
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Okay, everybody's in but Bonnie.
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Uh, I'm still waiting for
confirmation on that cable car.
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We can ride the damn cable car.
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See that? I hung in there
and got my needs met.
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I've really learned
a lot from your cats.
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Subtitle sync and corrections by
ChrisKe for www.addic7ed.com.
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Hurry up, Christy,
I want to get my hug on.
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Oh, God, she's gonna get in this car
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smelling like a ashtray.
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One of you come up front
so I don't have to suffer.
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So two of us should have to
suffer instead of one of you?
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Yeah.
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I do not want to walk into a
highly spiritual environment
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wearing a stinky sari.
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Why are you wearing a sari?
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It's called cultural
appropriation, Marjorie.
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We're all supposed to do it.
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I bet it buys me an extra
ten seconds of hug time, too.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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You reek.
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Oh, come on. Is it really that bad?
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Yes.
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I kind of like it,
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but I feel compelled
to support the group.
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Why are you wearing a sari?
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- She was thinking...
- No recaps for smokers.
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Oy, someone needs an extra-long hug.
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Well, that's why I wore a sar... Oh!
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How about a karaoke night?
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People love a karaoke night.
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Can't think of anything worse.
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- Disco night.
- I was wrong.
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- Trivia night.
- What is a horrible idea?
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None of your suggestions fit
what I'm trying to do here.
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I have a vision.
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I have a vision, too.
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It's of an empty bar.
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Hey, I got Mike.
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Hi, I'm Mike.
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Hi, Mike.
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Wouldn't your bar
experience be brightened
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with a little karaoke?
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Come on, Adam,
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be James Taylor to my Carly Simon.
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- ♪ Mock ♪
- ♪ No ♪
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♪ Ing ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ Bird ♪
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No.
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♪ Mockingbird now ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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- ♪ Have you heard ♪
- ♪ Uh, have you heard ♪
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♪ He's gonna buy me... ♪
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- ♪ He's gonna buy you ♪
- ♪ A mockingbird ♪
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- ♪ A mockingbird ♪
- Look, honey, the whole bar's into it.
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- ♪ If that mockingbird don't sing ♪
- ♪ Bird don't sing. ♪
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I will cut you off.
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I don't want gimmicks,
I just want a bar.
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But we're in Napa,
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land of a million wineries.
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If you want people to
come drink here instead,
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you need to offer them
something different.
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I do. We don't serve wine.
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Well, if it's a sports
bar, you should at least...
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Again, it's not a sports bar.
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It's a bar for people who like sports.
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Well, y-you're just saying
the same thing with more words.
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What does that even mean?
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It means you can watch the game or not!
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It's very relaxing.
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Well, not right now, but usually.
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I'm just trying to help you.
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I don't want your help.
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Fine, I'm out of here.
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First good idea you've had.
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I'm glad it's back to just us.
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I haven't been this excited
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since Neiman's opened
an outlet in Petaluma.
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You go to outlets?
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No.
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But it got a lot of
riffraff out of my Neiman's.
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Tammy, you've got the view.
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How far away from the door are we?
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I'm gonna say about 40 klicks.
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I'm gonna Al say I don't
know what a "klick" is.
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I read on Dhara's website
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that we'll get more out of our hug
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if we have a clear intention going in.
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That's a good idea.
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Why don't we all write them down?
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What's an intention? Like a wish?
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No. Dhara's not a birthday candle.
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An intention is more
like a focused desire
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for a positive outcome.
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Sounds like a wish.
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- Are you trying to copy mine?
- No, I'm just stretching.
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That's a waste of an intention.
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I mean, I can just buy another Audi.
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Done.
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Is yours to quit smoking?
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No. It's for everyone
I know to start smoking.
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What's yours, Marjorie?
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I want to release the
pain of losing Victor
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without letting go of my love for him.
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Aw.
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That's way more enlightened
than better Wi-Fi.
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- Skip me.
- Tammy?
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- Oh, it's dumb.
- Oh, tell us.
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Okay, I want to love myself
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as much as I love you guys.
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Aw.
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God, why is everybody's
better than mine?
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Well, no one asked, but my intention is
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to be seen and heard by...
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Shh, shh! Here comes
the guy with the tickets.
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How many in your group?
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Five.
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So, it's official?
We're all getting hugs?
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You get a ticket, and
if you stay in this line
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you'll be number... 873.
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How long is that gonna take?
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Waiting time from this point
is approximately four hours.
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Four hours?
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I'll handle this.
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Excuse me... Mason.
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Thank you for the free ticket.
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Um, is there some sort of
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spiritual fast-pass?
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Didn't work for the women on The View,
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it's not gonna work for you.
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Bonnie, what's going on?
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I just had a huge fight with Adam.
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- What happened?
- I went down to the bar and gave him
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all these great ideas about
how to make it a success,
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and he was all: ♪ No, no, no, no.
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I mean... "It's not my vision."
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So, thanks for your brilliant advice.
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Hey, I told you to go
there and be with him.
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I never said try to fix it.
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Oh.
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Let him figure it out for himself
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and just support him.
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I said, "Oh."
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He's a wizard.
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Gandalf. He's really old.
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Gandalf.
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- He has a long, white beard.
- Gandalf.
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If it were Gandalf, we'd all say "yay,"
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and this hell would stop.
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He's in the Harry Potter books.
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- Harry Potter.
- Oh, my God.
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Rhymes with "Fumbledore."
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Bumbledore. Crumbledore.
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Dumbledore!
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Never heard of him,
but this game is fun.
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You're wrong about that,
too. I'm gonna go smoke.
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All right, my turn.
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- Amazing woman who started the...
- Harriet Tubman.
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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Uh, super sexy actor.
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- John Malkovich.
- Yes! Incredible.
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- Uh, discovered...
- Galileo!
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Maybe we should be hugging you.
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Okay, final groups going
in. Have your tickets out.
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Ah, we're going in.
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Have a beautiful experience.
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Who has our ticket?
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- Have a beautiful experience.
- Christy.
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Have a beautiful experience. Ticket.
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Uh, sorry, we have a
bit of a situation here.
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The person in our
group who has the ticket
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is... just stepped away for a moment.
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Well, then, you are not gonna
have a beautiful experience.
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lHey. Where is everyone?
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Inside, getting hugged.
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You guys didn't have to wait for me.
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Yes, we did. You have the ticket.
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Oh, no. Oh. Ugh.
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Ah, here it is. We can go now.
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It's too late. They closed the doors.
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Well, maybe if I explain...
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We tried. And that was before
the ushers took off their vests
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and started playing hacky sack.
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Sorry, guys.
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Mm-mm. Batting those big blue
eyes is not gonna save you.
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I don't know, it's kinda working
on me. Do it again.
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Dhara comes once a
year, and you ruined it.
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- Jill...
- No.
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00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:37,813
Ever since she started smoking,
all we do is wait for her.
258
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,935
We can't finish a conversation,
259
00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:41,433
we can't leave on time,
260
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,378
we can't have a once in
a lifetime opportunity
261
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:45,203
to achieve inner frickin' peace!
262
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,391
I am so, so sorry.
263
00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:50,536
You care more about your damn
cigarettes than you do us.
264
00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:51,727
But that's okay.
265
00:13:52,054 --> 00:13:53,588
You go on smoking
266
00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:56,248
and we'll go on waiting and
waiting and waiting for you.
267
00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:58,775
Let's just cut our losses and go home.
268
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,468
- Cable car.
- Fine, cable car!
269
00:14:03,481 --> 00:14:07,035
I know this is bad timing, but...
270
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,075
can you wait while I go pee?
271
00:14:09,105 --> 00:14:11,206
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna...
- No.
272
00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:13,458
Oh, no, no! Get off... get off of me!
273
00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:15,618
You come back here!
274
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,115
Thanks. Come again.
275
00:14:20,182 --> 00:14:22,417
Please.
276
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,619
You know, there was a time
277
00:14:24,687 --> 00:14:27,222
I thought I might do something
with my singing voice.
278
00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:28,857
Then I got my girlfriend pregnant.
279
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:33,795
So, instead I spent the next 30
years climbing telephone poles.
280
00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:35,744
Yeah, that's rough.
281
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:43,647
♪ I am a lineman for the county ♪
282
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:47,763
♪ And I drive the main road
283
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,949
♪ Searching in the sun for the... ♪
284
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,447
Beautiful voice, what a waste.
285
00:14:52,472 --> 00:14:55,517
Hey, you think Bonnie's right?
286
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,886
Should I make some
changes to this place?
287
00:14:57,953 --> 00:14:59,554
Nah, I like it the way it is.
288
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:01,562
Don't worry, word's gonna spread.
289
00:15:01,587 --> 00:15:03,622
Who's gonna tell 'em?
You're always here.
290
00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:09,531
- Hey.
- Uh-oh.
291
00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:13,735
No, it's okay. I just
came to say I was wrong.
292
00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:16,137
This is your place, your vision,
293
00:15:16,205 --> 00:15:18,139
and I shouldn't have tried to change it.
294
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,284
I appreciate that.
295
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,821
I'm just gonna sit here,
quietly, and support you.
296
00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:26,581
Cool.
297
00:15:29,419 --> 00:15:31,262
Okay, do something, do anything.
298
00:15:31,287 --> 00:15:32,821
Play with your phone.
299
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,355
Okay, fine.
300
00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:37,325
Compass.
301
00:15:41,764 --> 00:15:43,465
You are north of me.
302
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:47,335
Ooh, I'll check in on Yelp.
303
00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:51,391
"Bonnie P. is at AJ's Barrelworks."
304
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,684
You only have one review.
305
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:54,976
That's me.
306
00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:57,472
Only four stars, Mike?
307
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,692
I worried if I gave it five,
the place would be packed.
308
00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:04,044
Yeah, we wouldn't want that.
309
00:16:05,024 --> 00:16:08,860
Well, you are about to
get a five-star review.
310
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:13,646
AJ's Barrelworks is
everything you're looking for
311
00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,838
in a neighborhood bar.
312
00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:21,544
I dare you to walk into this
lovingly restored barrel factory
313
00:16:21,569 --> 00:16:24,271
and not want to sit
down and have a drink.
314
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:26,435
There's even a dog,
315
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:30,014
the cutest dog you've
ever seen in your life.
316
00:16:30,082 --> 00:16:34,841
The game's on, but it's not on.
317
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,560
And when you're here,
318
00:16:38,585 --> 00:16:42,588
the world feels a million miles away.
319
00:16:42,861 --> 00:16:43,994
Huh.
320
00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:46,354
I get it, honey.
321
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:49,581
Karaoke would totally ruin this place.
322
00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:51,273
Thank you.
323
00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:07,370
You're looking at me like
I'm not a part of this.
324
00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:16,630
You are a terrible person.
325
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:18,089
You're awful,
326
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:20,965
you're a bad friend, you're selfish,
327
00:17:21,318 --> 00:17:24,920
and one of your ears is
bigger than the other.
328
00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:27,819
How did I not notice that?
329
00:17:27,844 --> 00:17:31,013
That's another thing...
You never notice anything.
330
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:34,716
Would you please pass
me some toilet paper?
331
00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:36,599
Oh, uh...
332
00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,125
Oh, sure.
333
00:17:41,447 --> 00:17:43,381
Thank you.
334
00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:48,974
Where was I?
335
00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:51,151
Oh, yeah, nobody likes you.
336
00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:53,077
Not even Wendy.
337
00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:54,702
Not even Wendy.
338
00:18:03,189 --> 00:18:05,157
Oh, my God, it's you.
339
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:08,408
I...
340
00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:09,795
Can I have a hug?
341
00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:12,662
Just let me wash my hands first.
342
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,411
Come on, come on!
343
00:18:16,436 --> 00:18:17,947
- Three seconds on the clock.
- Come on.
344
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,974
The snap is good, the ball is down.
345
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,318
Wide right, he missed it!
346
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,444
Yeah!
347
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:28,289
As soon as I get another
customer, I'm kicking you out.
348
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,635
All right, I've been holding
onto this lucky pee for the win.
349
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,127
Now it's just pee.
350
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:39,891
I've really enjoyed watching you today.
351
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:44,290
Little creepy, Mike.
352
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,411
Not like that.
353
00:18:46,436 --> 00:18:47,646
It just blew me away
354
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:49,238
how you came back and apologized.
355
00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:51,060
And you, like, meant it.
356
00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:53,958
Yeah, when I'm wrong, I like to own it.
357
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:57,218
When I'm wrong, I just dig in.
358
00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:59,187
That used to be me.
359
00:18:59,212 --> 00:19:02,048
I would move out of state
before I'd admit I was wrong.
360
00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:04,036
Literally spent two years in Tucson
361
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:06,231
to avoid saying, "Maybe you were right."
362
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,646
Very sunny, bring a hat.
363
00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:14,211
Point is, I started Gog
to AA a few years ago.
364
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,437
Now I'm apologizing left and right.
365
00:19:16,462 --> 00:19:17,989
And you know what?
366
00:19:18,014 --> 00:19:19,615
It's made my life better.
367
00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:24,412
Wow. You're sober and
your fiancé opened a bar?
368
00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:26,104
Yeah, don't get me started.
369
00:19:26,996 --> 00:19:29,931
Well, I got to go.
370
00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:33,708
The wife was pretty steamed when I left.
371
00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:36,691
Wish she was like you and
would just say I was right.
372
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,251
- Were you?
- No.
373
00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:43,935
You're not gonna drive home, are you?
374
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,695
I live across the street.
375
00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:49,174
But you're right, I shouldn't drive.
376
00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:55,732
Yeah, definitely not.
377
00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:00,481
Where'd Mike go?
378
00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:02,173
He went home. He left his keys.
379
00:20:02,198 --> 00:20:04,633
Great, let's sell his
car and pay some bills.
380
00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:09,891
It's so weird how we're
still standing in line
381
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:12,551
and there isn't even a line anymore.
382
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,463
I hope Christy's okay.
383
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:16,917
Of course she's okay.
384
00:20:16,942 --> 00:20:18,242
She's smoking.
385
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:21,378
And I'm gonna tell her she
can go get home on the bus.
386
00:20:21,403 --> 00:20:23,071
Jill, calm down.
387
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,794
When has saying that ever worked?
388
00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:26,700
Be taller, Wendy!
389
00:20:30,999 --> 00:20:31,999
Christy!
390
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,592
Hello, Jill.
391
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,128
You got hugged!
392
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,321
Yeah.
393
00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:42,390
How the hell did that happen?!
394
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,382
I gave her toilet paper.
395
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,422
Okay, that thing's really on there.
396
00:21:03,212 --> 00:21:04,946
Okay, so how was it?
397
00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:08,559
Honestly, it was kinda life-changing.
398
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:10,485
You could've downplayed it a little.
399
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:11,811
I did.
400
00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:15,855
For one solid minute,
401
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,560
Dhara gave me her full attention
402
00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:21,288
and it made me feel so... valued.
403
00:21:21,478 --> 00:21:23,646
Well, yippee for you.
404
00:21:23,932 --> 00:21:26,334
It made me realize I
haven't been giving you guys
405
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:27,793
the attention you deserve.
406
00:21:27,818 --> 00:21:30,080
I'm inconsiderate, I'm always late,
407
00:21:30,112 --> 00:21:33,882
and even when I am with you,
my head's in a different place.
408
00:21:33,907 --> 00:21:35,742
That's exactly what I've been saying.
409
00:21:35,887 --> 00:21:38,222
Jill, you came here for a hug
410
00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:39,714
and you're gonna get one.
411
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,962
For the next minute, it's just you and me.
412
00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:46,935
But you're just a regular person.
413
00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:50,290
- What's that gonna do?
- Come here.
414
00:21:59,221 --> 00:22:01,856
Okay, this is weird.
415
00:22:05,307 --> 00:22:07,942
Oh, well, it's not terrible.
416
00:22:13,628 --> 00:22:16,974
It's actually kinda nice.
417
00:22:18,512 --> 00:22:20,547
Something's happening.
418
00:22:23,663 --> 00:22:26,131
I love you, Christy.
419
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:30,661
I think I love everybody.
420
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:36,313
Oh, God, now... now I
remember what my intention was.
421
00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:38,849
I just really wanted a hug.
422
00:22:42,911 --> 00:22:45,947
Have you ever noticed
anything strange about my ears?
423
00:22:47,489 --> 00:22:49,791
The big one or the little one?
424
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,642
- Hey.
- Hey, this is a surprise.
425
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,245
Christy's been in such a
happy spiritual place lately,
426
00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:02,603
I had to get away from her.
427
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,149
Well, don't worry, no happy people here.
428
00:23:05,174 --> 00:23:07,075
Even Mike stopped coming.
429
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:10,044
I actually saw Mike today.
430
00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:13,023
- Yeah, where?
- My AA meeting.
431
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,858
Seriously?
432
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:18,095
Yeah. Evidently something
I said rang true.
433
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,955
Nice work, Johnny Applesober.
434
00:23:21,829 --> 00:23:23,363
This place is cool.
435
00:23:23,388 --> 00:23:26,906
Hey, welcome.
Keep your mouth shut.
436
00:23:26,937 --> 00:23:28,841
Hi, we read about you on Yelp.
437
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:29,899
Where's the dog?
438
00:23:29,924 --> 00:23:33,253
- Oh, he's around here somewhere.
- Gus?
439
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:36,013
- Turn on the charm, boy.
- Oh, my God.
440
00:23:36,038 --> 00:23:37,939
Oh! Hi, baby.
441
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:39,316
What are you drinking?
442
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,018
This is our third day in Napa.
443
00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:42,343
Anything but wine.
444
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,644
Honey, they get it.
445
00:23:45,932 --> 00:23:50,932
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