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Excuse me, sir,
is there a commode?
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Justin!
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Quick, honey, take my picture.
I got the pyramid in my hand.
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Justin, you get back here
right now!
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No, stop!
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- No, no! Stop him!
- Go back! Don't climb!
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Wait, wait.
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Hold on. Easy, little boy.
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Okay, stop, child!
Stop right there. No!
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No, no, no! There he goes.
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Justin!
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I've got him! I've got him!
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Outrage in Egypt tonight
as it was discovered
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that the Great Pyramid of Giza
had been stolen
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and replaced
by a giant inflatable replica.
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There is panic throughout the globe
as countries and citizens
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try to protect
their beloved landmarks.
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Law enforcement
still has no leads,
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leaving everyone to wonder,
which of the world's villains
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is responsible
for this heinous crime?
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And where will he strike next?
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I'm having a bad, bad day
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It's about time
that I get my way
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Steamrolling whatever I see
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Freeze ray!
Freeze ray! Freeze ray!
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I'm having a bad, bad day
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If you take it personal,
that's okay
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Watch, this is so fun to see
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Despicable me
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Morning, Gru!
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How you doing?
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Hello, Fred.
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FYI, your dog has been leaving
little bombs all over my yard,
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and I don't appreciate it.
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Sorry. You know dogs.
They go wherever they want to go.
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Unless they're dead.
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I'm joking!
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Although, it is true.
Anyway, have a good one.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Steamrolling whatever I see
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Despicable me
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I'm having a bad, bad day
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If you take it personal,
that's okay
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Despicable me
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You've got to be pulling on my leg!
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Hello!
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Cookies for sale.
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Go away. I'm not home.
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Yes, you are. I heard you.
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No, you didn't. This
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is a recording.
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- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.
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Watch this. Leave a message, beep.
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Goodbye, recorded message.
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Agnes, come on.
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Kyle!
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Bad dog! No! No, no.
Sit. My muffin.
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Gru!
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Dr Nefario.
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I know how you must be feeling.
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I, too, have encountered
great disappointment,
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but in my eyes,
you will always be one of the greats.
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What? What happened?
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It's all over the news!
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Some fella just stole a pyramid.
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They're saying he makes
all other villains look
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lame.
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Assemble the minions!
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Minions, assemble!
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Okay. Okay.
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Hey!
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Looking good, Kevin!
How is the family? Good?
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All right.
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That's my Billy boy!
What up, Larry?
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Hello, everybody!
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Yeah, all right!
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Simmer down. Simmer down!
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Thank you, okay.
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Now, I realize that you guys
probably heard
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about this other villain
who stole the pyramids.
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Apparently, it's a big deal.
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People are calling it the crime
of the century and stuff like that.
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But am I upset? No, I am not!
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A little,
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but we have had
a pretty good year ourselves,
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and you guys
are all right in my book.
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No, no raises!
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You're not going to get
any raises.
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What did we do?
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Well, we stole
the Times Square JumboTron!
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Nice!
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That's how I roll.
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Yeah, you all like watching football
on that, huh?
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But that's not all.
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We stole the Statue of Liberty,
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the small one from Las Vegas.
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And I won't even mention
the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas.
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Okay, I wasn't going to tell you
about this yet,
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but I have been working
on something very big!
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Something that will blow this
pyramid thing out of the water!
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And thanks to the efforts
of my good friend Dr Nefario...
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Thank you!
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There he is.
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He's styling.
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Now, we have located a shrink ray
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in a secret lab,
and once we take this shrink ray,
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we will have the capability
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to pull off the true crime
of the century.
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We are going to steal...
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Wait, wait!
I haven't told you what it is yet.
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Hey.
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Dave, listen up, please.
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Next, we are going to steal,
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pause for effect,
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the moon!
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And once the moon is mine,
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the world will give me
whatever I want to get it back!
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And I will be the greatest villain
of all time!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Yes?
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Hello, Gru?
I've been crunching some numbers,
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and I really don't see
how we can afford this.
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It can't be done.
I'm not a miracle worker.
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Hey, chillax.
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I'll just get another loan
from the bank. They love me!
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Edith, stop it!
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What? I'm just walking.
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- Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back.
- Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back.
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Hello, girls!
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Anybody come to adopt us
while we were out?
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Let me think.
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No!
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Edith!
What did you put on my desk?
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A mud pie.
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You're never gonna get adopted, Edith.
You know that, don't you?
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- Yeah, I know.
- Good.
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So, how did it go, girls?
Did we meet our quotas?
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Sort of.
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We sold 43 mini-mints,
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30 choco-swirlies,
and 18 coco-nutties.
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Okay.
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Well, you say that
like it's a great sale day.
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Look at my face!
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Do you still think
it's a great sale day?
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Eighteen coco-nutties.
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I think we can do a little better
than that, don't you?
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Yeah.
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We wouldn't want to spend the weekend
in the Box of Shame, would we? No.
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- No, Miss Hattie.
- No, Miss Hattie.
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Okay, good. Off you go.
Go clean something of mine.
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- Hi, Penny.
- Hi, Penny.
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Hi, guys.
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Hello, Mom.
Sorry, I meant to call, but...
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I just wanted to congratulate you
on stealing the pyramid.
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That was you, wasn't it?
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Or was it a villain
who's actually successful?
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Just so you know, Mom,
I am about to do something
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that's very, very big,
very important.
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When you hear about it,
you're going to be very proud.
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Good luck with that.
Okay, I'm out of here.
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Gru to see Mr. Perkins.
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Yes, please have a seat.
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That's one small step for man,
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one giant leap for mankind.
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Ma, someday
I'm going to go to the moon.
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I'm afraid you're too late, Son.
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NASA isn't sending
the monkeys any more.
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Hey.
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I'm applying for a new villain loan.
Go by the name of Vector.
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It's a mathematical term,
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a quantity represented by an arrow,
with both direction and magnitude.
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Vector! That's me,
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'cause I'm committing crimes
with both direction and magnitude.
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Oh, yeah!
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Check out my new weapon.
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Piranha gun! Oh, yes!
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Fires live piranhas.
Ever seen one before?
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No, you haven't.
I invented it.
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Do you want a demonstration?
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Shoot! So difficult, sometimes,
to get the piranha back inside of my...
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Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now.
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So, all I need
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is money from the bank
to build a rocket.
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- And then, the moon is ours.
- Wow!
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Well, very nice presentation.
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I'd like to see this shrink ray.
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Absolutely! Will do.
Soon as I have it.
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You don't have it?
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And yet you have the audacity
to ask the bank for money?
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Apparently.
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Do you have any idea
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of the capital that this bank
has invested in you, Gru?
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With far too few of your sinister plots
actually turning a profit.
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How can I put it?
Let's say this apple is you.
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If we don't start getting
our money back...
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Get the picture?
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Look, Gru, the point is, there are
a lot of new villains out there,
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younger than you,
hungrier than you,
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younger than you.
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Like that young fellow out there
named Vector.
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He just stole a pyramid!
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I've got it. I've got it.
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So, as far as getting money
for the rocket...
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Get the shrink ray,
then we'll talk.
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Suckers!
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Suckers!
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We got it!
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What?
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Hey! Hey! What! Hey!
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No, no, no!
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You!
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Now, maybe you'll think twice
before you freeze someone's head!
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So long, Gru!
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Quick! We can't let him get away!
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Up ahead! Up ahead!
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Fire! Fire, now!
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You missed me!
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Come to papa!
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Take that.
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How adorable.
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Got you in our sights!
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Like taking candy from a...
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What?
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Hey, Gru!
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Try this on for size!
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That's weird. What is going...
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This is claustrophobic!
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No, no, no!
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Too small!
This is too small for me!
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I hate that guy!
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...and please watch over us, and bless
that we'll have a good night's sleep.
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And bless that while we're sleeping,
no bugs will crawl into our ears
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and lay eggs in our brains.
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Great.
Thanks for that image, Edith.
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And please bless
that someone will adopt us soon,
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and that the mommy and daddy
will be nice
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and have a pet unicorn.
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Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
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Uni, uni, unicorns
I love them
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Uni, unicorns,
I could pet one
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If they were really real
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And they are
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So, I bought one
so I could pet it
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Now it loves me
Now I love it
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Don't you... What the...
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Good luck, little girls!
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Whoa! Cool.
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Hi! We're orphans
from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls.
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- I don't care. Beat it!
- Come on!
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We're selling cookies so,
you know, we can have a better future.
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- Wait, wait!
Do you have coco-nutties? - Yeah.
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Light bulb.
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Dr Nefario!
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I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots
disguised as cookies!
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- What?
- Cookie robots!
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- Who is this?
- Oh, forget it.
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00:25:58,601 --> 00:26:01,396
Well, it appears you have cleared
our background check,
260
00:26:01,938 --> 00:26:03,690
Dr Gru.
261
00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:09,112
And I see you have made a list
262
00:26:09,195 --> 00:26:12,949
of some of your personal achievements.
263
00:26:13,283 --> 00:26:15,827
Thank you for that.
I love reading.
264
00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:26,087
And I see you have been given
the Medal of Honor
265
00:26:26,171 --> 00:26:28,298
and a knighthood.
266
00:26:30,675 --> 00:26:32,177
- Me, me, me.
- Me, me, me.
267
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,511
Kevin?
268
00:26:35,221 --> 00:26:37,348
You had your own cooking show
269
00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:41,352
and you can hold your breath
for 30 seconds?
270
00:26:41,436 --> 00:26:43,146
It's not that impressive.
271
00:26:45,398 --> 00:26:46,608
Idiot!
272
00:26:48,651 --> 00:26:51,446
- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
273
00:26:53,364 --> 00:26:56,367
What in the name of... What?
274
00:26:56,951 --> 00:27:00,163
Well, here's the dealio.
275
00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:05,168
Things have been
so lonely since my wife,
276
00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:09,547
Debbie, passed on.
277
00:27:09,631 --> 00:27:12,717
It's like my heart is a tooth,
278
00:27:13,384 --> 00:27:18,264
and it's got a cavity
that can only be filled with children.
279
00:27:18,681 --> 00:27:19,849
I'm sorry.
280
00:27:24,229 --> 00:27:27,398
You are a beautiful woman.
Do you speak Spanish?
281
00:27:27,899 --> 00:27:30,318
Do I look like I speak Spanish?
282
00:27:32,195 --> 00:27:35,740
You have a face como un burro.
283
00:27:39,244 --> 00:27:41,746
Well, thank you!
284
00:27:43,248 --> 00:27:46,960
Anyway, can we proceed
with this adoption?
285
00:27:47,043 --> 00:27:48,628
So, so excited!
286
00:27:50,547 --> 00:27:53,925
Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes
to come to the lobby.
287
00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:58,680
I bet the mom is beautiful!
288
00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:00,890
I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle.
289
00:28:00,974 --> 00:28:03,768
I bet their house
is made of Gummi Bears.
290
00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:07,063
I'm just saying it'd be nice.
291
00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:11,442
My caterpillar
never turned into a butterfly.
292
00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:13,152
That's a Cheeto.
293
00:28:16,281 --> 00:28:19,784
Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman.
294
00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:23,621
Who's Debbie?
295
00:28:23,705 --> 00:28:25,123
Your wife.
296
00:28:25,582 --> 00:28:27,083
Hi, girls!
297
00:28:37,135 --> 00:28:39,929
Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru.
298
00:28:41,306 --> 00:28:43,349
He's going to adopt you.
299
00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:45,977
And he's a dentist!
300
00:28:48,313 --> 00:28:49,647
Yeah!
301
00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:57,780
Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith.
302
00:28:58,323 --> 00:29:00,158
And that's Agnes.
303
00:29:00,241 --> 00:29:02,202
I got your leg, I got your leg!
304
00:29:02,285 --> 00:29:05,371
Okay, that is enough, little girl.
305
00:29:05,455 --> 00:29:07,790
- Let go of my leg. Come on.
You can do it. - Higher!
306
00:29:07,874 --> 00:29:10,168
- Higher!
- Just release your grip. Wow!
307
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:13,630
How do you remove them?
Is there a command?
308
00:29:13,713 --> 00:29:15,673
Some nonstick spray?
309
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:18,843
Crowbar?
310
00:29:20,637 --> 00:29:23,306
Okay, girls, let's go.
311
00:29:47,163 --> 00:29:48,581
Oh, yeah!
312
00:29:50,959 --> 00:29:52,961
Pretty impressive!
313
00:29:54,254 --> 00:29:56,214
What are you looking at?
314
00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:57,549
Boo-ya!
315
00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:01,761
You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!
316
00:30:02,387 --> 00:30:03,429
Take that!
317
00:30:04,556 --> 00:30:06,349
You done been shrunk!
318
00:30:07,183 --> 00:30:08,393
Yello?
319
00:30:09,227 --> 00:30:11,229
I got the shrink ray, all right.
320
00:30:12,438 --> 00:30:14,941
No, I'm not playing with it.
321
00:30:15,024 --> 00:30:16,526
Gru?
322
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:20,155
Don't make me laugh! No.
323
00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:23,199
P.S., he is not getting the moon,
324
00:30:23,283 --> 00:30:26,327
and P.P.S., by the time
I'm done with him,
325
00:30:26,411 --> 00:30:27,954
he's gonna be begging for mercy.
326
00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:31,249
Okay, bye.
327
00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:37,338
Look at you, a little tiny toilet
for a little tiny baby...
328
00:30:38,756 --> 00:30:40,592
Curse you, tiny toilet!
329
00:30:45,263 --> 00:30:47,348
Okay, here we are.
330
00:30:47,432 --> 00:30:48,975
Home sweet home.
331
00:30:51,436 --> 00:30:54,355
So, this is, like, your house?
332
00:30:55,148 --> 00:30:56,441
Wait a sec...
333
00:30:56,524 --> 00:30:59,277
You're the guy who pretended
he was a recorded message!
334
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,362
No, that was someone else.
335
00:31:14,918 --> 00:31:16,211
Can I hold your hand?
336
00:31:17,003 --> 00:31:18,046
No.
337
00:31:28,306 --> 00:31:33,186
When we got adopted by a bald guy,
I thought this'd be more like Annie.
338
00:31:42,111 --> 00:31:43,404
No, hey!
339
00:31:47,492 --> 00:31:50,662
Kyle, these are not treats.
These are guests.
340
00:31:50,745 --> 00:31:53,373
Girls, this is Kyle, my
341
00:31:53,456 --> 00:31:54,499
dog.
342
00:31:57,335 --> 00:31:58,419
Fluffy doggy!
343
00:32:03,842 --> 00:32:05,009
What kind of dog is that?
344
00:32:05,093 --> 00:32:07,720
He is a... I don't know.
345
00:32:08,596 --> 00:32:11,808
Do you really think that this is
an appropriate place for little kids?
346
00:32:12,308 --> 00:32:13,977
'Cause it's not.
347
00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:17,397
No! No! Stay away from there!
348
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,023
It's fragile.
349
00:32:21,609 --> 00:32:25,071
Well, I suppose
the plan will work with two.
350
00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:27,949
Hey! It's dark in here.
351
00:32:30,827 --> 00:32:33,163
It poked a hole in my juice box.
352
00:32:38,126 --> 00:32:39,377
As you can see,
353
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:42,964
I have provided everything
a child might need.
354
00:32:44,841 --> 00:32:45,925
All right.
355
00:32:47,051 --> 00:32:49,429
Okay. As I was saying... Hey!
356
00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:51,681
Somebody broke that.
357
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:55,810
Okay, okay.
Clearly, we need to set some rules.
358
00:32:55,894 --> 00:32:57,729
Rule number one.
359
00:32:57,812 --> 00:33:00,398
You will not touch anything.
360
00:33:00,481 --> 00:33:02,317
What about the floor?
361
00:33:02,734 --> 00:33:04,777
Yes, you may touch the floor.
362
00:33:04,861 --> 00:33:06,237
What about the air?
363
00:33:06,321 --> 00:33:08,406
Yes, you may touch the air!
364
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:09,532
What about this?
365
00:33:12,702 --> 00:33:14,662
- Where did you get that?
- Found it.
366
00:33:14,746 --> 00:33:18,541
Okay. Rule number two. You will not
bother me while I'm working.
367
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,502
Rule number three.
368
00:33:20,585 --> 00:33:25,048
You will not cry or whine
or laugh or giggle
369
00:33:25,381 --> 00:33:27,759
or sneeze or burp or fart!
370
00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:32,764
So, no, no, no annoying sounds.
All right?
371
00:33:32,847 --> 00:33:35,099
Does this count as annoying?
372
00:33:38,436 --> 00:33:39,812
Very!
373
00:33:42,106 --> 00:33:44,692
I will see you in six hours.
374
00:33:46,778 --> 00:33:50,698
Okay, don't worry.
Everything's going to be fine.
375
00:33:51,324 --> 00:33:55,703
We're gonna be really happy here.
Right? Agnes?
376
00:34:24,274 --> 00:34:27,277
Question. What are these?
377
00:34:28,194 --> 00:34:31,239
A dozen boogie robots! Boogie!
378
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,784
Look at this. Watch me!
379
00:34:38,663 --> 00:34:41,332
Cookie robots.
I said cookie robots.
380
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:44,502
Why are you so old?
381
00:34:46,963 --> 00:34:48,673
Okay. I'm on it.
382
00:34:49,507 --> 00:34:50,842
Hello?
383
00:35:06,524 --> 00:35:07,775
TV!
384
00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:28,838
What is that?
385
00:35:29,047 --> 00:35:31,466
- Look at that!
- That is cool!
386
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:33,593
Come on!
387
00:35:34,093 --> 00:35:36,387
I don't think he's a dentist.
388
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:52,070
We've been working on this
for a while.
389
00:35:52,153 --> 00:35:54,906
It's a anti-gravity serum.
390
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:04,040
I meant to close that.
He'll be all right, I'm sure.
391
00:36:04,123 --> 00:36:07,168
- Do the effects wear off?
- So far,
392
00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,254
no. No, they don't.
393
00:36:10,797 --> 00:36:13,883
And here, of course,
is the new weapon you ordered.
394
00:36:17,554 --> 00:36:18,596
No, no.
395
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,517
I said "dart gun", not... Okay.
396
00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:25,854
Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering
397
00:36:25,937 --> 00:36:28,565
under what circumstances
would we use this?
398
00:36:28,648 --> 00:36:30,108
But, anyway.
399
00:36:30,191 --> 00:36:33,611
What I really wanted to show you
was this.
400
00:36:38,366 --> 00:36:41,494
Now those are cookie robots!
401
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:45,874
La, la, la, la
I love unicorns
402
00:36:45,957 --> 00:36:49,627
What are you doing here?
I told you to stay in the kitchen!
403
00:36:49,711 --> 00:36:52,380
We got bored.
What is this place?
404
00:36:52,463 --> 00:36:54,215
Can I drink this?
405
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,759
Do you want to explode?
406
00:36:58,386 --> 00:36:59,429
Gru!
407
00:36:59,512 --> 00:37:01,472
Get back in the kitchen!
408
00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:03,683
- Will you play with us?
- No.
409
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,311
- Why?
- Because I'm busy.
410
00:37:06,394 --> 00:37:07,979
Doing what?
411
00:37:09,397 --> 00:37:10,982
Okay, okay, you got me.
412
00:37:11,065 --> 00:37:13,818
The dentist thing
is more of a hobby.
413
00:37:14,402 --> 00:37:16,821
In real life, I am a spy.
414
00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:20,492
And it is top secret,
and you may not tell anybody,
415
00:37:20,575 --> 00:37:22,660
- because if you do...
- What does this do?
416
00:37:26,539 --> 00:37:27,665
Hey!
417
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,959
My unicorn!
418
00:37:30,293 --> 00:37:31,961
You have to fix it.
419
00:37:32,045 --> 00:37:35,256
Fix it? Look,
it has been disintegrated.
420
00:37:35,256 --> 00:37:37,342
By definition, it cannot be fixed.
421
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:44,807
That's freaking me out.
What is she doing?
422
00:37:44,891 --> 00:37:48,061
She's gonna hold her breath
until she gets a new one.
423
00:37:49,437 --> 00:37:52,815
It is just a toy. Now stop it!
424
00:37:55,109 --> 00:37:57,237
Okay, okay! I'll fix it!
425
00:37:57,654 --> 00:37:59,614
Tim! Mark! Phil!
426
00:38:02,283 --> 00:38:03,535
This is very important.
427
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:07,121
You have to get the little girl
a new unicorn toy.
428
00:38:13,169 --> 00:38:15,046
Hey, hey, hey! A toy!
429
00:38:16,214 --> 00:38:18,341
Go, and hurry!
430
00:38:18,424 --> 00:38:19,592
What are those?
431
00:38:19,676 --> 00:38:22,846
They are my cousins.
432
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,223
Jerry! Stuart!
433
00:38:26,307 --> 00:38:29,310
Watch them, and keep them
away from me, please.
434
00:38:46,578 --> 00:38:48,955
- Wow!
- Wow!
435
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,188
It was your cousin's idea.
436
00:39:55,522 --> 00:39:56,689
What?
437
00:39:57,065 --> 00:39:58,566
Okay, bedtime.
438
00:40:01,861 --> 00:40:03,321
Not you two!
439
00:40:04,864 --> 00:40:09,577
Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye.
All tucked in. Sweet dreams.
440
00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,331
Just so you know,
441
00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:15,375
you're never gonna be my dad.
442
00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:18,044
I think I can live with that.
443
00:40:19,712 --> 00:40:21,548
Are these beds
made out of bombs?
444
00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:26,261
Yes, but they are very old
and highly unlikely to blow up.
445
00:40:27,178 --> 00:40:29,222
But try not to toss and turn.
446
00:40:29,305 --> 00:40:30,431
Cool.
447
00:40:31,391 --> 00:40:34,561
- Will you read us
a bedtime story? - No.
448
00:40:34,644 --> 00:40:37,730
But we can't go to sleep
without a bedtime story.
449
00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:41,401
Well, then it's going to be
a long night for you, isn't it?
450
00:40:42,235 --> 00:40:45,864
So, good night, sleep tight,
and don't let the bed bugs bite.
451
00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:49,826
Because there are literally
thousands of them.
452
00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:54,038
And there's probably
something in your closet.
453
00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:57,792
He's just kidding, Agnes.
454
00:41:20,023 --> 00:41:21,941
It's beautiful.
455
00:41:50,345 --> 00:41:52,805
Girls, let's go.
456
00:41:52,889 --> 00:41:55,725
Time to deliver the cookies!
457
00:41:56,684 --> 00:41:59,354
Okay. But first,
we're going to dance class.
458
00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:02,357
Actually, we're going to have to
skip the dance class today.
459
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,986
Actually, we can't
skip the dance class today.
460
00:42:07,070 --> 00:42:09,072
We have a big recital coming up.
461
00:42:09,155 --> 00:42:12,408
- We're doing an excerpt
from Swan Lake. - Yeah, Swan Lake!
462
00:42:12,492 --> 00:42:14,244
That's fantastic.
Wonderful.
463
00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:18,414
But we're going to deliver cookies!
Come on!
464
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:21,626
No.
465
00:42:22,502 --> 00:42:23,545
No?
466
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,840
We're not going to deliver cookies
until we do dance class.
467
00:42:26,923 --> 00:42:28,049
Really?
468
00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:31,845
Well, I am not driving you
to dance class.
469
00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:37,308
So if you want to go, you are going to
have to walk yourselves.
470
00:42:43,398 --> 00:42:44,691
What are you doing?
471
00:42:44,774 --> 00:42:46,526
Walking to dance class.
472
00:42:46,609 --> 00:42:48,570
Ya? Okay, fine.
473
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:52,532
You just keep walking,
because I'm really not driving you!
474
00:42:52,615 --> 00:42:53,825
Okay.
475
00:42:55,285 --> 00:42:57,787
You're going to suffer
the wrath of Gru!
476
00:42:58,246 --> 00:43:00,290
Seriously,
I'm going to count to three!
477
00:43:00,373 --> 00:43:02,333
And you had better be in this car!
478
00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:06,045
Here we go! One! Two!
479
00:43:06,129 --> 00:43:09,716
...three, four and five.
480
00:43:09,799 --> 00:43:12,719
And lift, and stretch.
481
00:43:12,802 --> 00:43:15,388
And one, and two...
482
00:43:15,471 --> 00:43:17,599
- Here you go.
- What is it?
483
00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:21,227
Your ticket to the dance recital.
You are coming, right?
484
00:43:21,311 --> 00:43:22,979
Of course, of course.
485
00:43:23,062 --> 00:43:26,149
I have pins and needles
that I'm sitting on.
486
00:43:26,232 --> 00:43:28,109
Pinkie promise?
487
00:43:29,319 --> 00:43:32,530
Oh, yes. My pinkie promises.
488
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:50,423
All right. Our first customer
is a man named Vector.
489
00:43:50,507 --> 00:43:52,258
But he's a V.
490
00:43:52,342 --> 00:43:54,302
You know, we're supposed
to start with the A's.
491
00:43:54,385 --> 00:43:56,304
Then we go to the B's. Then we...
492
00:43:56,387 --> 00:44:01,309
Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten.
I know how the alphabet works!
493
00:44:03,937 --> 00:44:06,606
I was just thinking
494
00:44:06,689 --> 00:44:10,443
that it might be nice
to deliver Mr. Vector's first.
495
00:44:10,527 --> 00:44:12,153
That is all.
496
00:44:15,406 --> 00:44:17,951
Almost over. It's almost over.
497
00:44:20,036 --> 00:44:24,290
Girls, welcome back
to the fortress of Vector-tude!
498
00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:27,794
Do you have my cookies for me?
499
00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:37,470
Four boxes of mini-mints,
two toffee totes,
500
00:44:37,554 --> 00:44:42,267
two caramel clumpies
and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties.
501
00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:45,937
Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else
order that many cookies.
502
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,105
Not likely.
503
00:44:47,188 --> 00:44:49,357
Name one person
who ordered more cookies than me.
504
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,984
That'll be $52.
505
00:44:51,568 --> 00:44:52,861
Right.
506
00:45:00,410 --> 00:45:03,163
Seven, eight, nine...
507
00:45:04,038 --> 00:45:06,624
Tic Tacs! Where was I?
508
00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:09,919
Seven, eight, nine...
509
00:45:10,003 --> 00:45:11,796
Why are you wearing pajamas?
510
00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:16,176
These aren't pajamas!
This is a warm-up suit.
511
00:45:32,859 --> 00:45:35,195
- What are you warming up for?
- Stuff.
512
00:45:35,278 --> 00:45:36,321
What sort of stuff?
513
00:45:36,404 --> 00:45:38,823
Super-cool stuff
you wouldn't understand.
514
00:45:38,907 --> 00:45:40,325
Like sleeping?
515
00:45:40,408 --> 00:45:43,286
They are not pajamas!
516
00:45:55,131 --> 00:45:58,343
Here you go, 52 big ones.
517
00:46:16,444 --> 00:46:17,904
Bye!
518
00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:13,209
Come on!
519
00:47:35,315 --> 00:47:37,108
What the...
520
00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,613
Quiet down, fish!
521
00:47:48,661 --> 00:47:49,746
Down, boy!
522
00:48:12,810 --> 00:48:16,147
We did it!
Come on, girls, let's go!
523
00:48:24,030 --> 00:48:27,158
But what about the other people
who ordered cookies?
524
00:48:27,242 --> 00:48:29,953
Life is full of disappointments
525
00:48:30,036 --> 00:48:31,788
for some people.
526
00:48:37,502 --> 00:48:39,045
Don't do that!
527
00:48:39,128 --> 00:48:42,131
Super Silly Fun Land!
Can we go? Please?
528
00:48:42,549 --> 00:48:43,633
No.
529
00:48:43,716 --> 00:48:46,219
But we've never been.
And it's the funnest place on earth!
530
00:48:46,302 --> 00:48:47,345
Don't care.
531
00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:48,555
- Please?
- Please?
532
00:48:48,638 --> 00:48:50,265
We'll never ask for anything else,
ever again!
533
00:48:50,348 --> 00:48:52,392
- Pretty please?
- Please?
534
00:48:59,566 --> 00:49:01,484
- Come on!
- Come on!
535
00:49:02,068 --> 00:49:04,362
Light bulb.
536
00:49:09,117 --> 00:49:10,910
Come on!
537
00:49:10,994 --> 00:49:13,955
Goodbye, have fun.
538
00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:20,920
Sorry, dude.
They can't ride without an adult.
539
00:49:21,004 --> 00:49:22,422
What?
540
00:50:19,145 --> 00:50:20,313
Oh, my gosh!
541
00:50:20,396 --> 00:50:22,816
Look at that fluffy unicorn!
542
00:50:25,568 --> 00:50:27,862
He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
543
00:50:27,946 --> 00:50:29,405
You've gotta let us play for it!
544
00:50:29,489 --> 00:50:31,199
No, no, no.
545
00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:32,575
Come on!
546
00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,663
How much for the fluffy unicorn?
547
00:50:37,872 --> 00:50:39,791
Well, it is not for sale.
548
00:50:39,874 --> 00:50:41,835
But all you gotta do
to win it
549
00:50:41,835 --> 00:50:44,838
is knock down
that little spaceship there.
550
00:50:45,713 --> 00:50:46,840
It's easy!
551
00:50:55,223 --> 00:50:56,516
Yay!
552
00:51:08,486 --> 00:51:09,696
Again!
553
00:51:10,405 --> 00:51:12,866
- Wait!
- Come on. One more time!
554
00:51:12,949 --> 00:51:14,117
Just one more.
555
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,536
I accidentally closed my eyes.
556
00:51:31,885 --> 00:51:33,887
- I hit it! I hit it!
- That was cool.
557
00:51:38,349 --> 00:51:41,227
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that?
558
00:51:41,978 --> 00:51:45,064
She hit that.
I saw that with my own eyes.
559
00:51:45,148 --> 00:51:47,901
Hey, buddy,
let me explain something to you.
560
00:51:47,984 --> 00:51:52,530
You see that little tin spaceship?
You see how it's not knocked over?
561
00:51:52,614 --> 00:51:55,450
Do you know what that means,
professor?
562
00:51:55,533 --> 00:51:59,078
It means you don't get
the unicorn!
563
00:52:01,206 --> 00:52:03,082
Somebody's got a frowny face.
564
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,585
Boo! Better luck next time!
565
00:52:07,795 --> 00:52:10,507
Okay, my turn.
566
00:52:31,945 --> 00:52:34,447
Knocked over!
567
00:52:38,785 --> 00:52:41,704
- It's so fluffy!
- Yeah!
568
00:52:42,330 --> 00:52:44,457
That was awesome!
569
00:52:44,541 --> 00:52:46,167
You blew up the whole thing!
570
00:52:46,251 --> 00:52:48,628
Let's go.
Let's try another game!
571
00:52:55,677 --> 00:52:58,096
Gru, do you mind
if I have a quick word?
572
00:52:58,847 --> 00:53:01,099
Okay, girls, go play.
573
00:53:08,648 --> 00:53:10,942
I got the shrink ray!
574
00:53:13,570 --> 00:53:15,780
Cotton candy!
575
00:53:16,781 --> 00:53:20,743
We have 12 days
until the moon is in optimum position.
576
00:53:20,827 --> 00:53:22,954
We can't afford any distractions!
577
00:53:24,706 --> 00:53:25,957
Get me Perkins.
578
00:53:34,007 --> 00:53:36,134
Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins,
579
00:53:36,217 --> 00:53:40,180
but I figured
that you would want to see this!
580
00:53:40,972 --> 00:53:42,098
What?
581
00:53:54,611 --> 00:53:57,113
Well done, Gru.
Rather impressive.
582
00:53:57,197 --> 00:54:00,200
Now, the rest of the plan
is simple.
583
00:54:00,825 --> 00:54:04,579
I fly to the moon.
I shrink the moon.
584
00:54:04,662 --> 00:54:08,374
I grab the moon.
I sit on the toilet.
585
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:10,084
What?
586
00:54:10,168 --> 00:54:12,295
Sorry. Sorry!
587
00:54:12,378 --> 00:54:15,507
Could you excuse me
for just one second?
588
00:54:15,590 --> 00:54:17,008
I told you not to touch my things.
589
00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:20,094
I told you, I told you.
I've told you a thousand times.
590
00:54:20,178 --> 00:54:21,888
Hey, can we order pizza?
591
00:54:21,971 --> 00:54:23,890
Pizza? You just had lunch.
592
00:54:23,973 --> 00:54:25,141
Not now, for dinner.
593
00:54:25,225 --> 00:54:26,768
Dinner?
594
00:54:26,851 --> 00:54:29,687
Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever.
Just get back in there!
595
00:54:29,771 --> 00:54:31,564
Can we get stuffed crust?
596
00:54:32,816 --> 00:54:34,067
- Stuffed crust!
- Stuffed crust!
597
00:54:34,150 --> 00:54:35,735
I'll stuff you all in the crust!
598
00:54:37,737 --> 00:54:39,113
You're funny!
599
00:54:39,197 --> 00:54:41,950
Just don't come out of that room
again!
600
00:54:42,492 --> 00:54:43,535
All right.
601
00:54:44,452 --> 00:54:47,872
Sorry about that.
Where were we?
602
00:54:47,956 --> 00:54:49,541
You were sitting on the toilet.
603
00:54:49,624 --> 00:54:54,170
No, no, no! No, I'm sorry.
It was a little attempt at humor.
604
00:54:54,254 --> 00:54:57,048
I know how much you like to laugh
605
00:54:59,509 --> 00:55:03,346
inside. Now, I was saying...
606
00:55:06,933 --> 00:55:08,893
You don't seem terribly focused, Gru.
607
00:55:08,977 --> 00:55:11,354
Believe me,
I am completely focused.
608
00:55:11,437 --> 00:55:13,439
- Hello!
- What?
609
00:55:13,523 --> 00:55:14,691
That guy is huge!
610
00:55:14,774 --> 00:55:16,192
- Are we on TV?
- What are those? Children?
611
00:55:16,276 --> 00:55:19,070
What are you doing?
I told you to stay out of here!
612
00:55:24,284 --> 00:55:25,535
No, no, no!
613
00:55:25,618 --> 00:55:26,661
Freeze ray!
614
00:55:26,744 --> 00:55:28,371
Mr. Gru?
615
00:55:33,084 --> 00:55:34,419
Okay.
616
00:55:35,795 --> 00:55:37,172
As I was saying...
617
00:55:37,255 --> 00:55:41,092
No need to continue.
I've seen quite enough.
618
00:55:41,176 --> 00:55:43,553
- But my plan...
- Is a great plan.
619
00:55:43,636 --> 00:55:46,806
I love everything about your plan,
except for one thing.
620
00:55:47,682 --> 00:55:49,017
You.
621
00:55:52,270 --> 00:55:55,857
Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me
landing on the moon!
622
00:55:58,943 --> 00:56:02,989
Look, Mom, I made a prototype
of the rocket out of macaroni!
623
00:56:05,617 --> 00:56:09,996
Look, Mom, I made a real rocket
based on the macaroni prototype!
624
00:56:21,257 --> 00:56:23,009
I don't understand.
625
00:56:23,343 --> 00:56:25,637
Let's face reality, Gru.
626
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:30,475
You've been at this for far too long
with far too little success.
627
00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:34,896
We're gonna put our faith,
our money, into a...
628
00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:37,357
Well, a younger villain.
629
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,942
But I...
630
00:56:39,025 --> 00:56:41,110
It's over. Goodbye, Gru.
631
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:06,845
Now, I know there have been
some rumors going around
632
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:10,223
that the bank
is no longer funding us.
633
00:57:11,099 --> 00:57:13,893
Well, I am here
to put those rumors to rest.
634
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:17,981
They are true.
635
00:57:19,899 --> 00:57:22,110
In terms of money,
636
00:57:23,278 --> 00:57:25,446
we have no money.
637
00:57:25,530 --> 00:57:28,116
So how will we get to the moon?
638
00:57:29,284 --> 00:57:31,119
The answer is clear.
639
00:57:31,202 --> 00:57:32,787
We won't.
640
00:57:35,832 --> 00:57:38,126
We are doomed.
641
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:44,257
Now would probably be a good time
to look for other employment options.
642
00:57:45,884 --> 00:57:47,010
I know.
643
00:57:47,093 --> 00:57:49,721
I have fired up my resume
644
00:57:49,762 --> 00:57:52,307
as I suggest
that all of you do, as well.
645
00:57:53,308 --> 00:57:54,893
What is it?
646
00:57:56,811 --> 00:58:00,106
Can't you see that I am
in the middle of a pep talk?
647
00:58:29,761 --> 00:58:31,137
Yes!
648
00:58:31,221 --> 00:58:34,140
Yes, we will build our own rocket
649
00:58:34,766 --> 00:58:38,311
using this and whatever else
we can find!
650
00:58:38,770 --> 00:58:42,398
Grab everything! Hit the junkyards!
Take apart the cars!
651
00:58:42,899 --> 00:58:44,776
Who needs the bank?
652
00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:46,611
Let's go. Let's go!
653
00:59:36,870 --> 00:59:38,872
Mom! What are you doing here?
654
00:59:38,955 --> 00:59:41,791
And here he is in the bathtub.
655
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,169
Look at his little buns.
656
00:59:46,504 --> 00:59:48,006
Mom.
657
00:59:48,089 --> 00:59:49,465
Not cool.
658
00:59:50,466 --> 00:59:55,013
And here, he's all dressed up
in his Sunday best.
659
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,891
He looks like a girl!
660
00:59:57,974 --> 01:00:01,144
Yes, he does. An ugly girl!
661
01:00:23,958 --> 01:00:25,543
You're funny!
662
01:00:39,057 --> 01:00:42,018
Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!
663
01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:02,664
Mr. Perkins, your son is here.
664
01:01:02,747 --> 01:01:04,582
Send him in.
665
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,418
Hey, Dad.
666
01:01:08,253 --> 01:01:09,712
You wanted to see me?
667
01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:12,757
- Yes, I did, Victor.
- I am not Victor any more.
668
01:01:12,841 --> 01:01:16,302
Victor was my nerd name.
Now I am Vector!
669
01:01:16,386 --> 01:01:17,720
Sit down!
670
01:01:19,347 --> 01:01:21,766
Do you know where the shrink ray is?
671
01:01:22,183 --> 01:01:24,144
Duh! Back at my place.
672
01:01:24,227 --> 01:01:27,105
Oh, is that right?
Back at your place? That's cool.
673
01:01:27,188 --> 01:01:31,442
I guess Gru must just have one
that looks exactly like it!
674
01:01:34,028 --> 01:01:37,282
What the...
Those girls sold me cookies!
675
01:01:37,574 --> 01:01:41,327
Do you have any idea
how lucrative this moon heist could be?
676
01:01:41,411 --> 01:01:43,204
I give you the opportunity
of a lifetime,
677
01:01:43,288 --> 01:01:45,123
and you just blow it!
678
01:01:45,999 --> 01:01:49,294
- No, I didn't.
- Oh, really?
679
01:01:49,711 --> 01:01:52,589
You just wait
until Gru sees my latest weapon.
680
01:01:52,672 --> 01:01:55,675
Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah!
681
01:01:58,636 --> 01:02:00,805
There's a squid on my face!
682
01:02:02,348 --> 01:02:03,641
Don't worry.
683
01:02:03,725 --> 01:02:06,978
The moon is as good as ours.
684
01:02:09,814 --> 01:02:11,316
Come on now, it's bedtime.
685
01:02:11,399 --> 01:02:14,569
Did you brush your teeth?
Let me smell. Let me smell.
686
01:02:15,195 --> 01:02:16,571
You did not!
687
01:02:16,654 --> 01:02:20,742
Put on your PGs. Hold still.
Okay, seriously! Seriously!
688
01:02:20,825 --> 01:02:25,330
This is beddie-bye time, right now.
I'm not kidding around. I mean it!
689
01:02:25,413 --> 01:02:28,166
- But we're not tired!
- Well, I am tired.
690
01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:30,460
Will you read us a bedtime story?
691
01:02:34,339 --> 01:02:35,715
No.
692
01:02:35,798 --> 01:02:37,050
Pretty please!
693
01:02:37,133 --> 01:02:40,970
The physical appearance of the "please"
makes no difference.
694
01:02:41,054 --> 01:02:43,139
It is still no, so go to sleep.
695
01:02:43,223 --> 01:02:45,350
But we can't. We're all hyper!
696
01:02:45,433 --> 01:02:47,227
And without a bedtime story,
697
01:02:47,227 --> 01:02:49,938
we'll just keep getting up
and bugging you.
698
01:02:50,021 --> 01:02:51,105
All night long.
699
01:02:53,274 --> 01:02:54,526
Fine.
700
01:02:55,568 --> 01:02:58,571
All right, all right.
Sleepy Kittens.
701
01:02:59,030 --> 01:03:00,365
Sleepy Kittens?
702
01:03:00,782 --> 01:03:02,200
- What are these?
- Puppets.
703
01:03:02,659 --> 01:03:04,953
You use them when you tell the story.
704
01:03:12,043 --> 01:03:14,587
Okay, let's get this over with.
705
01:03:15,088 --> 01:03:19,342
"Three little kittens loved to play,
they had fun in the sun all day.
706
01:03:19,425 --> 01:03:23,847
Then their mother came out and said,
'Time for kittens to go to bed.'"
707
01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:27,809
Wow! This is garbage.
You actually like this?
708
01:03:27,892 --> 01:03:29,352
Keep reading!
709
01:03:30,145 --> 01:03:32,522
- Come on!
- All right, all right, all right.
710
01:03:32,605 --> 01:03:35,191
"Three little kittens started to bawl,
711
01:03:35,275 --> 01:03:37,610
'Mommy, we're not tired at all.'
712
01:03:37,694 --> 01:03:40,238
Their mother smiled
and said with a purr,
713
01:03:40,321 --> 01:03:43,992
'Fine, but at least
you should brush your fur.'"
714
01:03:44,075 --> 01:03:46,244
Now you brush the fur.
715
01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:49,706
This is literature?
716
01:03:49,789 --> 01:03:53,042
A 2-year-old could have written this.
All right.
717
01:03:53,585 --> 01:03:56,588
"Three little kittens
with fur all brushed
718
01:03:56,671 --> 01:04:00,091
said, 'We can't sleep,
we feel too rushed!'
719
01:04:00,175 --> 01:04:03,261
Their mother replied,
with a voice like silk,
720
01:04:03,344 --> 01:04:06,264
'Fine, but at least
you should drink your milk.'"
721
01:04:06,347 --> 01:04:08,683
Now make them drink the milk.
722
01:04:13,021 --> 01:04:16,900
I don't like this book.
This is going on forever.
723
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:20,361
"Three little kittens,
with milk all gone,
724
01:04:20,361 --> 01:04:23,323
rubbed their eyes
and started to yawn.
725
01:04:29,704 --> 01:04:32,749
'We can't sleep,
we can't even try.'
726
01:04:32,790 --> 01:04:35,502
Then their mother sang a lullaby.
727
01:04:35,585 --> 01:04:41,341
'Good night kittens, close your eyes.
Sleep in peace until you rise.
728
01:04:41,925 --> 01:04:45,136
Though while you sleep,
we are apart,
729
01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:49,974
your mommy loves you
with all her heart.'"
730
01:04:53,978 --> 01:04:56,314
The end. Okay, good night.
731
01:04:57,315 --> 01:04:59,567
- Wait!
- What?
732
01:04:59,651 --> 01:05:01,528
What about good night kisses?
733
01:05:03,488 --> 01:05:07,242
No, no. There will be no kissing
or hugging or kissing.
734
01:05:10,161 --> 01:05:12,747
He is not gonna kiss us
good night, Agnes.
735
01:05:13,373 --> 01:05:15,416
I like him. He's nice.
736
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:16,835
But scary.
737
01:05:18,086 --> 01:05:19,379
Like Santa!
738
01:05:37,897 --> 01:05:42,110
Only 48 hours till the launch,
and all systems are go.
739
01:05:44,362 --> 01:05:46,030
About that,
740
01:05:46,531 --> 01:05:50,785
I was thinking that maybe
we could move the date of the heist.
741
01:05:50,869 --> 01:05:56,457
Please tell me this is not as a result
of the girls' dance recital, is it?
742
01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:58,751
No, no, no!
743
01:05:58,835 --> 01:06:01,880
The recital? Don't... That's stupid!
744
01:06:02,005 --> 01:06:06,885
I just think it's kind of weird
to do it on a Saturday.
745
01:06:06,968 --> 01:06:12,557
I was thinking, maybe a heist
is a Tuesday thing, right?
746
01:06:13,266 --> 01:06:16,895
Gru, you and I have been
working on this for years.
747
01:06:16,978 --> 01:06:19,063
It's everything we've dreamed of.
748
01:06:19,147 --> 01:06:21,065
Your chance to make history,
749
01:06:21,149 --> 01:06:24,360
become the man who stole the moon!
750
01:06:24,444 --> 01:06:28,239
But these girls
are becoming a major distraction!
751
01:06:28,323 --> 01:06:29,657
They need to go.
752
01:06:30,408 --> 01:06:34,412
If you don't do something about it,
then I will.
753
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,749
I understand.
754
01:06:40,251 --> 01:06:41,753
Good.
755
01:06:44,881 --> 01:06:46,049
Butt.
756
01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:50,470
Butt.
757
01:07:03,024 --> 01:07:04,192
Butt.
758
01:07:06,069 --> 01:07:09,823
All right.
Now, when we put our cups together,
759
01:07:09,906 --> 01:07:12,575
we will make the "clink" sound
with our mouths.
760
01:07:12,659 --> 01:07:13,827
Ready? Edith?
761
01:07:13,910 --> 01:07:14,953
- Clink.
- Clink.
762
01:07:15,036 --> 01:07:17,038
There we go. And now we drink.
763
01:07:17,789 --> 01:07:18,832
And Agnes?
764
01:07:18,915 --> 01:07:19,999
- Clink.
- Clink.
765
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:21,459
Very good!
766
01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:24,546
Excuse me, girls.
767
01:07:24,921 --> 01:07:26,047
Come on!
768
01:07:26,130 --> 01:07:29,676
Don't worry, I'll be back.
Keep clinking.
769
01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:31,261
- Clink, clink.
- Clink, clink.
770
01:07:33,638 --> 01:07:35,515
Miss Hattie,
what are you doing here?
771
01:07:35,598 --> 01:07:36,891
I'm here for the girls.
772
01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:39,519
I received a call that
you wanted to return them.
773
01:07:42,105 --> 01:07:46,359
And also,
I did purchase a Spanish dictionary.
774
01:07:49,779 --> 01:07:50,989
I didn't like what you said.
775
01:07:51,072 --> 01:07:52,448
But...
776
01:07:58,746 --> 01:08:01,332
I will get the girls ready.
777
01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:13,678
Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru!
778
01:08:14,929 --> 01:08:16,806
Tell her you wanna keep us.
779
01:08:16,890 --> 01:08:18,892
All right, girls. Come on, let's go.
780
01:08:18,975 --> 01:08:21,478
Goodbye, Mr. Gru.
Thanks for everything.
781
01:08:37,577 --> 01:08:39,662
I did it for your own good.
782
01:08:40,038 --> 01:08:43,124
Come on, let's go get that moon.
783
01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:46,044
Right.
784
01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:03,746
What is this for?
785
01:10:05,415 --> 01:10:06,708
The recital?
786
01:10:06,791 --> 01:10:10,044
I am the greatest criminal mind
of the century.
787
01:10:10,128 --> 01:10:14,215
I don't go
to little girls' dance recitals!
788
01:10:35,028 --> 01:10:39,991
Opening launch bay doors.
Commencing launch sequence.
789
01:10:40,074 --> 01:10:45,079
And we are good to go
in T minus 10 seconds.
790
01:10:46,164 --> 01:10:50,627
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
791
01:10:50,710 --> 01:10:51,753
six...
792
01:11:17,821 --> 01:11:19,072
Oh, yeah!
793
01:11:21,032 --> 01:11:23,576
Nice work, Doctor.
All systems go.
794
01:11:23,993 --> 01:11:25,078
Boo-ya!
795
01:11:36,339 --> 01:11:37,924
My flight suit.
796
01:11:39,676 --> 01:11:42,846
Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty...
797
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,390
I've got it!
798
01:13:10,892 --> 01:13:13,686
I've got the moon!
799
01:13:13,812 --> 01:13:16,606
I've got the moon!
800
01:13:31,704 --> 01:13:33,206
I can make it!
801
01:13:40,463 --> 01:13:42,799
- Wait a minute!
- Kevin!
802
01:13:45,927 --> 01:13:47,512
Come on, come on!
803
01:13:55,770 --> 01:13:57,355
He's still not here.
804
01:13:57,438 --> 01:13:59,858
Why would he come?
He gave us up.
805
01:13:59,941 --> 01:14:01,484
But he pinkie promised!
806
01:14:01,568 --> 01:14:04,320
Girls, girls, places!
807
01:14:04,404 --> 01:14:07,198
No, we can't start yet!
We're still expecting someone.
808
01:14:07,282 --> 01:14:09,659
Can we just wait a few more minutes?
809
01:14:13,496 --> 01:14:15,915
All right.
But just a few more minutes.
810
01:14:15,999 --> 01:14:18,084
He's not coming, guys.
811
01:14:21,546 --> 01:14:23,548
Gru! Gru, can you hear me?
812
01:14:25,884 --> 01:14:29,429
Quick, we have to warn him, and fast!
813
01:15:04,422 --> 01:15:06,424
Okay, okay. There's the library.
814
01:15:06,508 --> 01:15:09,219
That's Third Street.
The dance studio...
815
01:15:09,302 --> 01:15:10,720
There! There! There it is!
816
01:15:48,174 --> 01:15:50,593
Sorry, buddy. Show's over.
817
01:15:50,927 --> 01:15:52,554
Over?
818
01:16:30,508 --> 01:16:32,010
Vector, open up!
819
01:16:33,761 --> 01:16:36,264
First give me the moon.
Then we'll talk.
820
01:16:49,819 --> 01:16:52,322
- Mr. Gru!
- Zip it, Happy Meal.
821
01:16:52,405 --> 01:16:53,907
Now, the girls.
822
01:16:53,990 --> 01:16:58,369
Actually, I think I'll hold on to them
a little while longer.
823
01:16:58,453 --> 01:16:59,496
No!
824
01:16:59,579 --> 01:17:02,248
Oh, yeah! Unpredictable!
825
01:17:02,957 --> 01:17:04,459
Listen close, you little punk.
826
01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:07,879
When I get in there,
you are in for a world of pain!
827
01:17:09,172 --> 01:17:11,007
I'm really scared!
828
01:17:14,469 --> 01:17:16,304
He is gonna kick your butt.
829
01:17:56,594 --> 01:17:58,471
What? He punched my shark!
830
01:18:25,206 --> 01:18:26,332
There he is!
831
01:18:32,255 --> 01:18:33,506
Hang on, Gru.
832
01:18:38,845 --> 01:18:40,138
Oh, no!
833
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,275
Vector has the girls. Go!
834
01:18:56,279 --> 01:18:57,947
What happened to the ship?
It's big again!
835
01:18:58,031 --> 01:19:00,783
- Not as big as the moon
is going to be! - What?
836
01:19:00,867 --> 01:19:03,119
The larger the mass of an object,
837
01:19:03,119 --> 01:19:05,955
the quicker the effects
of the shrink ray wear off!
838
01:19:06,039 --> 01:19:08,958
I call it the Nefario Principle.
839
01:19:09,042 --> 01:19:10,960
I just came up with it now,
actually.
840
01:19:11,794 --> 01:19:13,296
Oh, no!
841
01:19:19,344 --> 01:19:20,678
Did you see that?
842
01:19:20,804 --> 01:19:23,515
- Vector! Help!
- Vector!
843
01:19:23,598 --> 01:19:24,808
- Over here!
- Hey!
844
01:19:24,891 --> 01:19:26,518
What are you girls
doing back there?
845
01:19:26,601 --> 01:19:27,644
The moon!
846
01:19:43,785 --> 01:19:44,828
Watch out!
847
01:19:48,665 --> 01:19:50,458
Get as close in as you can.
848
01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:52,585
You got it.
849
01:20:08,935 --> 01:20:11,146
- Mr. Gru, up here!
- Mr. Gru!
850
01:20:11,229 --> 01:20:13,273
Okay, girls! Girls!
851
01:20:13,356 --> 01:20:16,067
- You're going to have to jump.
- Jump?
852
01:20:16,151 --> 01:20:18,069
Are you insane?
853
01:20:18,153 --> 01:20:19,571
Don't worry, I will catch you.
854
01:20:20,488 --> 01:20:21,906
You gave us back!
855
01:20:21,990 --> 01:20:26,161
I know, I know. And it is
the worst mistake I ever made.
856
01:20:26,744 --> 01:20:28,663
But you have to jump now.
857
01:20:29,247 --> 01:20:31,332
It'll be okay.
858
01:20:36,296 --> 01:20:37,338
Okay, girls.
859
01:20:39,424 --> 01:20:40,925
Jump now!
860
01:20:45,930 --> 01:20:48,224
Margo, I will catch you.
861
01:20:48,892 --> 01:20:51,936
And I will never let you go again.
862
01:21:01,529 --> 01:21:03,573
- Not so fast!
- No!
863
01:21:03,656 --> 01:21:04,908
Let me go!
864
01:21:08,870 --> 01:21:09,954
Margo!
865
01:21:15,752 --> 01:21:17,962
I'm coming, Margo.
Hang on!
866
01:21:46,908 --> 01:21:48,409
I got you.
867
01:22:06,553 --> 01:22:07,679
No!
868
01:22:24,863 --> 01:22:26,114
Oh, poop.
869
01:22:27,198 --> 01:22:29,033
This time, good triumphs,
870
01:22:29,117 --> 01:22:32,245
and the moon has been returned
to its rightful place in the sky.
871
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:37,250
But once again, law enforcement
is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder,
872
01:22:37,333 --> 01:22:39,127
who is this mysterious hero?
873
01:22:39,210 --> 01:22:41,171
And what will he do next?
874
01:22:41,713 --> 01:22:43,506
Okay, girls. Time for bed.
875
01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:47,302
- Come on! We want a story.
- Three sleepy kittens!
876
01:22:47,385 --> 01:22:51,639
Oh, no! Sorry. That book was
accidentally destroyed maliciously.
877
01:22:53,057 --> 01:22:56,269
Tonight we are going to read
a new book.
878
01:22:56,352 --> 01:22:58,563
This one is called
879
01:22:58,646 --> 01:23:02,317
One Big Unicorn by...
Who wrote this?
880
01:23:03,109 --> 01:23:06,821
Me! I wrote it.
Look, it's a puppet book!
881
01:23:07,614 --> 01:23:09,324
Here, watch this.
882
01:23:10,492 --> 01:23:12,327
That's the horn!
883
01:23:16,331 --> 01:23:18,416
This is gonna be the best book ever!
884
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:23,296
Not to pat myself on the back,
but, yes, it probably will be.
885
01:23:23,379 --> 01:23:24,464
Here we go.
886
01:23:24,547 --> 01:23:27,550
"One big unicorn, strong and free
887
01:23:27,634 --> 01:23:30,345
thought he was happy as he could be.
888
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:35,141
Then three little kittens came around
889
01:23:35,475 --> 01:23:39,229
and turned his whole life
upside down."
890
01:23:39,312 --> 01:23:41,064
Hey, that one looks like me!
891
01:23:41,147 --> 01:23:43,274
No, what are you talking about?
These are kittens!
892
01:23:43,358 --> 01:23:47,111
Any relation to persons living or dead
is completely coincidental.
893
01:23:50,657 --> 01:23:53,034
"They made him laugh.
894
01:23:53,117 --> 01:23:55,328
They made him cry.
895
01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:00,041
He never should have said goodbye.
896
01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:05,463
And now he knows he could never part
897
01:24:05,547 --> 01:24:08,133
from those three little kittens
898
01:24:08,633 --> 01:24:11,553
that changed his heart.
899
01:24:11,636 --> 01:24:13,721
The end."
900
01:24:13,805 --> 01:24:16,141
Okay, all right. Good night.
901
01:24:39,455 --> 01:24:41,082
I love you.
902
01:24:41,624 --> 01:24:43,334
I love you, too.
903
01:24:52,677 --> 01:24:54,512
No, no!
904
01:24:56,723 --> 01:24:57,849
All right.
905
01:25:02,854 --> 01:25:05,023
Didn't I get you already?
906
01:25:38,848 --> 01:25:40,850
They're very good!
907
01:25:40,934 --> 01:25:43,895
I'm so proud of you, Son.
908
01:25:43,978 --> 01:25:46,898
You've turned out to be
a great parent!
909
01:25:48,024 --> 01:25:49,526
Just like me.
910
01:25:50,109 --> 01:25:52,362
Maybe even better.
911
01:26:19,681 --> 01:26:21,391
No, I'm fine. Go ahead.
912
01:26:23,143 --> 01:26:24,602
No, no, no!
913
01:28:04,244 --> 01:28:05,829
Hey, Carl! Hey.
914
01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:11,167
No, no, no.
915
01:28:11,251 --> 01:28:12,460
Me, me, me.
916
01:28:13,795 --> 01:28:14,838
John?
917
01:28:14,921 --> 01:28:16,381
No, no. Me, me, me.
918
01:28:40,113 --> 01:28:41,156
Oh, poop.
919
01:29:27,869 --> 01:29:29,078
Oh, no!
920
01:29:29,913 --> 01:29:31,372
Stop! Stop!
921
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:33,977
Hello, I am Gru.
922
01:30:34,060 --> 01:30:37,063
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