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And after an hour
or so of hors d'oeuvres

what does she whip out
for a little late night snack?

Beef wellington,
with all the accessories.

And I haven't even heard
about the dessert yet.

Would you believe...
cherry cheesecake?

Well, you know what they say..

The way to a man's
heart...burn

is through his stomach.

Hey, don't get me wrong.
I'm not complaining.

So what's with your
partner these days?

I saw him in the captain's
office the other day.

Jon may be going to Sacramento
for a day or two. Maybe.

Lug nut, huh?

Yeah. Better give him the word.

Yeah.

How long
you gonna be?

You said you wanted to race.
Let's race.

Don't bug me.
I'm making adjustments.

Inventor at work.

Hey, Jason, how come you've
always gotta be different?

Not different.

Better.

Oh, now what?

L.A. 15 Mary 3,
we have a multiple 1182

'with possible injuries
at the intersection'

'of Grand and Eucalyptus.'

'
- 10-4, L.A.

Did you see that?

Did you see what
happened there?

Alright, we'll talk
about it later. You okay?

Losing that wheel
was no accident!

What do you mean
by that?

What I mean
is somebody tried to kill me!

Okay...let's go.

Get that movin'.
Let's go.

Okay. You're gonna take
that out that way, right?

Let's go.

Okay, let's go.

10-4, L.A.

Hey, there. Our communication
center contacted your father.

He's on his way.

Boy, Jason, I wouldn't
wanna be in your shoes.

Me neither, man.

Well, I have news
for the two of you.

I'm gonna drive you
home.

Get your stuff
and get in the car, okay?

Uh, Bonnie,
stick around.

Oh, sure. Why don't you
go help them? Come on.

Well, what do you think?

Hard to tell. The lug bolts
are pretty well chewed up.

I don't wanna hear that.

There's no way in the world that
wheel came off all by itself.

Mr. Catlin here
thinks somebody's

trying
to knock him off.

Yeah

I'll tell ya who.

Ever heard
of Glinco Industries?

Well, among other things, it's
a big agri-management company.

Big firm.

And they can't stand to see
a little guy make a go of it.

In other words,
you think Glinco Industry

is trying
to sabotage your truck?

- That's right.

This makes three times now
I've been hung out to dry.

And I tell ya,
I'm gettin' sick of it.

Attempted murder's a pretty
heavy rap, you know?

If it's happened before,
have you contacted

your insurance adjuster?

Or your district attorney?

Hey, look, I've heard
all this before.

Just forget it,
alright?

You got everything
from me you need?

For now, yeah.

Good. I'll see ya.

The lug bolts coulda been
loosened, you know.

'At the base of
the lugs you see..'

'...there's a half an inch
of threads'

'that are beat up
but not stripped'

as if the lug nuts
had been backed off a little.

Got a hunch?

Better bunch.

Let's go!

Alright.
Take it easy.

Let's go.

Alright,
bring it through.

Let's go.

Bring it through.

Let's go.

I was racing with Wendy and
Skipper, dad. I was winning.

Good. What happened here?

Okay, uh, you're
relieved now, okay?

Thanks.

This tender reunion
was getting me down.

I'm Victor Tower.
What's the problem?

Well, the problem is that
wind skating in the streets

was a contributing factor to
not one accident, but several.

How am I doin' so far?

Well, Jason..

What have you got
to say for yourself?

I was ahead of Wendy
and Skipper. That's all I know.

All I know is
he was almost killed.

Anything else?

Yeah, some truck
came along.

And after that,
I'm not sure what happened.

I've taught my son
to be a winner.

For that reason, I'm prepared
to accept full blame

for whatever's
happened here.

Look, Mr. Tower, have you ever
thought about advising your son

wind skating
is not for the street?

Have I, Jason?

I don't think so, dad

but I should have known better.

I agree
with that.

Well, officer?

I'm just glad
your son wasn't hurt.

Alright.
Put your things in the car.

Jason. I'm glad, too, of course,
that...you didn't hurt yourself.

I knew that, dad.

Good boy.

Now, look,
don't feel obligated

if there's any of this stuff
you'd rather not accept.

I ordered it.
I'll accept it.

You're alright. That's the only
thing that counts.

I'll tell ya, I'm in the mood
to go straight down there

to the head man
at Glinco Industry

and loosen a few teeth for him.

Tom, for the umpteenth time,
all you've got are suspicions.

Yours isn't the first wheel

that's ever accidentally
come off a truck.

You sound just like
those cops.

These melons here
I don't know about.

They might have hit
the old nitrogen cycle early.

They're alright.

But it looks like
we've got company.

Officer Poncherello.

The name's Ponch.

This is my partner
Jon Baker.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Dani Catlin.

You saw Tom's accident?

Yeah, it was
pretty spooky.

Yeah, but it doesn't mean
a thing, though, right, boys?

Hey, what gives with you, man?
All we're trying to do is help.

Oh, yeah. He reminded me
that attempted murder

is a pretty serious charge.

Well, it is, dummy, and
it's time you paid attention.

You'll have to
forgive my brother.

He's, uh, been under
a little strain lately.

Excuse me.

You mentioned Glinco Industries
has it in for you.

You have some kind
of reason or--

Yeah, I got the best
reason in the world.

Glinco Industry either
owns or controls

most of the farmland
between here and Ventura.

That's some of the
best dirt in California.

But most just isn't
enough for Glinco, no.

'No, they gotta have
all of it.'

'Including the handful
of acres I've got.'

They'll probably
end up gettin' it, too.

But it's gonna be
over my dead body.

Look, why don't, uh--

Hi! Hi!

I, uh, had a feeling
you'd be right out.

Jill, meet Jon and Ponch.

Hi, fellas.
Good to see ya.

Hi.

Jill's watched you guys

drive up and down the road.

She thought
you'd never stop.

What's this?

White carrot?

Icicle radish.

Try it.
It's on the house.

No, thank you.

I've got a touch
of indigestion.

Jill, what have we got
for Ponch's indigestion?

I'll find something.
Don't go away!

You mentioned today this was the
third time you've had trouble.

You want to tell me
about the other two times?

First, there's water
in my gas tank.

Then a couple of days later,
my transmission plug fell out.

You ever heard
of that one?

That's 200 bucks it cost me
for a new transmission.

200 bucks
I had other plans for.

Look, I understand how you feel,
but everything you've told us

so far, it could have been
an accident.

Bo Derek's a five and a half.
She only looks like a ten.

Drink this.
It'll cure what ails ya.

Thanks.

I, uh, take it you guys
aren't into health foods.

We're not yet, but it
looks like we may be soon.

This isn't bad.

What's in it?

Chamomile, comfrey,
and raspberry.

Tastes terrific.

What do you
call it?

Pregnancy tea.

Jorge!

More truck problems?
You gotta be kidding!

Today I lost a wheel.
Turned the truck over.

I came within inches of wiping
out some kid on a skateboard.

Didn't do the truck
much good, either, did it?

The truck?

I was lucky I didn't
kill myself and that kid.

Terrible.

Ah, forget it.
Let's go get some coffee.

Wait a minute.

You gonna tell me
what happened?

I'll sum it up
for you in four words.

Glinco Industry
strikes again.

Come and see what I did, dad.

Later, Jason.
I'm in the middle of something.

It's the new design
we've been talking about.

I added a batten! From now on,
I'll win everything.

That's the idea, son.

Come and see, dad.
Please?

Jason...you know
what these are?

- No, sir.
- These are plans.

These are preliminary drawings
for a shopping center.

If I don't have
these things finished soon

it's possible we could
lose out on a contract

worth several million dollars!

'And guess who would
be to blame?'

You don't want your father
to be a loser, do ya?

- You never lose!
- 'Right.'

You run along now,
and do your thing, okay?

Sure, dad. I'm sorry.

Your competition'll
never know what hit'em.

Uh uh uh!

Bean sprout salad.

What happened to
your usual..

...peanut butter
chocolate smoothie?

I wanna keep my energy
level constant

so I got into fruit
and slow-burning carbos.

He also met a lady
who's heavy into health foods.

'Uh'

Just don't mix your fruit

and carbohydrates too closely.

They'll cancel
each other out.

Very true, Harlan.
Very true.

And give ya gas.

Hey, what's Jon doin'
up at the academy?

He's filling in for
a motoring instructor.

You know, some guys
get all the breaks.

Hey, Ponch,
telephone call.

Male or female?

Uh...be surprised.

Hah!

A health date?
Sure, why not?

I'm game for anything
except alfalfa sandwiches.

Right. Okay,
I'll be seein' ya.

What are you,
on a break?

Not anymore,
I'm not.

Hey, wait a minute.
Not so fast.

What's this about
possible sabotage

with that produce truck
yesterday?

We put everything
in our report.

I told the guy,
I would keep an eye on him.

But not to the exclusion of your
customary duties, correct?

Correct.

That's some kinda spill
you took, fella.

- Don't think so.

You know, you keep this up,
you're gonna be punchy

before your first communion.

You get around,
don't you?

Well, that's not a street.
It's a parking lot.

Yeah, and we got
permission.

Until it starts filling up,
and then we gotta leave.

See there?
You're learnin'.

By the way,
the wind skaters I know

wear pads and a helmet,
just in case.

So we're learning.

It isn't easy finding a place
that isn't a street, you know?

Yeah, I know.

Do highway patrolmen
work the park, too?

Not the way you think, no.

'Ponch!'

There you are.

We were afraid
we'd lost you.

Official business.

Otherwise I'd be
a mile ahead of ya.

I'll see you later,
kids, okay?

- So long.
- Bye.

Health date, huh?

Feels more like
the police academy to me.

Well, how do you like part one
of the health date?

Why don't we skip part one
and go on to part two?

- I see.
- Alright, come on!

Hey, I'll catch up with ya.
I got to tie my shoes.

Alright.

Just think, when we're through
here we can all have

a piece of fresh,
juicy melon off Tom's truck.

What,
no fried chicken?

'Uh uh uh!'

Oh, yeah, yeah,
melon is good.

Listen, how long
has Tom been farming?

Oh, about two years now.

He was in college
studying to be a pharmacist

when he got the bug.

I'm to blame,
I suppose.

Why do you say that?

Well, when I opened the store

Tom got interested
in natural foods.

He finally decided
he'd rather prevent illness

than try to cure it.

First thing I knew,
he dropped out of school

was leasing acreage,
and planting crops!

Happiest man you ever saw.

Then along came
Glinco Industries.

Whoever.

You think Tom would mind

if we stopped by his place
and had a look around?

He might.

But I sure wouldn't.

Well, come on, or else
we'll never get to part two.

Ha ha. I beat you.

Oh!

Ready for
phase two?

Let's go.

I'll be back by midday
with the parts to that pump.

We'll just slap 'em in there
and irrigate those vines.

Try and get back
in one piece, okay?

Okay, my friend.

- Tommy.
- Yeah.

Got an idea.

Why don't I just
call in sick today, huh?

Ride shotgun
with you?

Just say the word.

I appreciate that, Cal.

I don't think so.

Okay.

Oh, by the way

tell your Dad I'll have a check
to him by the end of the month.

If he's not
worried about it

why should you be?

Have a good trip.

Come on, Glinco.

Let the wave of
the future pass you by.

I coulda made that!

Let me through there.

'All units, the vicinity
of hillside in the valley.'

'Citizen reports an 1183.
Possible injury.'

'Any units responding,
identify.'

Oh...oh...oh, my..

Oh...oh...

Take it easy! Alright,
let's get you out of here.

Let me help you.
You alright?

Not so fast. She might've broken
something and not even know it.

Don't tell me if I'm
broken or not, you turkeys!

I'll tell you
if I'm broken!

Lady, believe me, I'm sorry.

Something happened
to my steering!

Something happened
to your head, you mean!

Now, you Glinco guys,
you got your orders, don't ya?

Get Catlin no matter
what you hafta do!

Catlin, huh? The flaky farmer.
I shoulda known!

Well, go ahead!
Somebody hit somebody!

You both deserve it!

- Ma'am, I said I'm sorry.
- You're sorry!

Better be insured,
buddy, but good!

I just made
the last payment.

Oh, my, oh, my..

My hairdo. Oh...

Not once, but twice, you've
tried to run me off the road!

To keep you from a head-on
collision, stupid

then you tried to
run me off!

Why don't you
settle it like a man?

Take a poke at him!

Come on. Come on,
give me your best shot.

You think I won't?

Go ahead, start swingin'.

Hold it right there!
Nobody move!

- This guy tried to kill me!
- He tried to kill me!

Why don't you
lock 'em both up?

The first guy that throws
a punch is in big trouble.

- Alright.

How bad are you hurt?

I'm not hurt.
Do not tell me I am hurt!

Why don't ya
let 'em settle it?

Oh, no! You..

Hold it! There's gonna
be none of that!

Turn him loose!
Turn him loose!

Hear, hear, hear!

Hear this, one more
doubled-up fist

you guys are both goin'
downtown.

You got it?

Alright.

Now say amen,
brother.

Okay.

I gotta call my boss.
I got a CB in the cab.

Fine. Call your boss.
But do it peacefully.

Peacefully?

Oh...you need a cop

and you get a philosopher.

'Oh...sweet car.'

Let me help you up, ma'am.

Oh, leave me alone.
I don't wanna get up.

Help me up.
Help me up!

Right there. Busted tie rod.
What'd I tell you?

Looks like somebody's
been at work with a hacksaw.

'No wonder
you couldn't steer.'

You wanted evidence.
There it is.

And I'm ready to proffer charges
for attempted murder right now.

Let me ask you something.

If Glinco Industries
wanted to bury you

would they do it
like this?

With a bunch of barrels
with their name all over it?

Ponch, it wasn't supposed
to happen that way.

Don't you see that?

I was supposed to run off
the road and bury myself.

You got a point there.

You're right about
one thing.

My company, Glinco,
would give its eyeteeth

to own the land
that hippie lives on.

To build a subdivision,
right?

Glinco is into all kinds
of things, not just farming.

Is Glinco trying
to buy the property?

From the owner, yeah.
Old man Hendricks.

But he wouldn't sell.

Go talk to him.

Ask him if we broke
any arms.

I may just do that.

- Cal.
- Tom!

I think so.
Who'd you expect?

I dunno.

Jorge maybe. Figured
you were still in town.

Why would I still
be in town?

Sold a big load
of produce today, remember?

Thought you might
be celebrating.

Celebrating.
Celebrating what?

The fact that that
guy I ran off the road

is probably gonna sue me?

What are you talking about?
You had more trouble?

You're kidding?
What happened now?

Busted tie rod.
I'll tell ya about it later.

Who's that out there
with Dani and Jill?

Cop I met. I been seeing
a lot of him lately.

I had no idea
it was this late.

Uh...I'll call you.
Listen, I gotta run.

Whoa, what's the hurry?

Uh, early dinner.

I promised dad
the pleasure of my company.

First time this month,
you know?

Alright.
You tell your dad I love him.

Yeah, right. Bye.

Congratulations.
You made it!

Ha ha.
Just barely!

How you like
the place?

Oh, it's big.

And not too level, either.

How about a nice, big glass
of boysenberry juice?

Sound good?

Boysenberry juice?

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Yummy!

You wouldn't happen
to have..

...a nice, cold beer
around here, would ya?

Come on.

Yeah, Jon shoulda
come along with me.

He doesn't know
what he's missing.

In fact, if this
is life on a farm

I think I could learn
to like it.

If you dig farming,
it's the only way to go.

But, uh, if your heart's
not in it, Ponch

it can kill you.

Hey, Tom, I understand

Mr. Hendricks
owns this property.

Yeah, how'd you
know that?

- Boysenberry juice.

Ah, at last, huh?

You think I can get
some ice in this?

No. Room temperature's
better for you.

- Yeah, but we're not in a room.
- Trust me!

Ah, look, I can see
that you and Jon

have been doing some nosing
around about Hendricks.

Hey, we're cops,
you know?

You think somebody's
been sabotaging your truck..

...we think maybe you're right.

Finally! But I'm
telling you, Ponch

you don't have to look any
farther than Glinco Industries.

So where is it written
only one suspect?

I mean, the dollar value
on this property is high, Tom.

Mr. Hendricks can make a fortune
selling it out from under you.

No, not according
to my lease.

Besides, he's got a fortune.
He doesn't need it.

Well, what about his son, Cal?

Spends a lot of time here.

That's right,
as a friend.

Helping you
with the truck, right?

Dani, I can't believe you!

Cal's a carpenter. He hates
the farm! You know that.

Tom, would you please help me
inside for a minute, okay?

Salad and main course
comin' right up.

Mr. Hendricks or Cal, Dani?

Which one
don't you like?

The question is,
do I love my brother?

The answer is yes.

Then this might be a good time
for some straight answers.

Mr. Hendricks' wife
is dead now.

They were married
in this house.

Cal was born here.

Mr. Hendricks
loves this land.

Well, are you saying
Cal doesn't?

I'm saying that Cal
has been Tom's best friend.

Come on, Dani.

What if these accidents
become too much for Tom

and he gives up
the lease?

Well, then it'll
all go to Cal.

And he could sell?

Yeah. He could sell.

And make a fortune.

Yeah. But I...don't think
Tom would believe that.

Ta-dah!

Salad, et la piece
de resistance.

Hey, terrific.
What is it?

Well, the salad is chard,
kale, mustard greens

bean and alfalfa sprouts,
mushrooms

and a really superb dressing.

And the main course
is veggie burgers.

Veggie burgers?

Yeah. You know,
vegetable burgers?

No meat.

No meat?

Oh, boy.

My dad and I redesigned it.

Told him I could do it by myself

but he wanted to help,
so I let him.

I bet your dad hasn't even
looked at that thing.

Yeah,
whatever it is!

If it works, I may patent it.

Go into business like those high
school guys who make surfboards.

Maybe kids could even
work for me.

I can hardly wait!

I hope it works
better than the last time.

Well, if you can keep up
with me, you'll find out.

- I'm fine.

- No.

You again?

Just harass me,
see if I care!

You know something?

For a winner

you're causing me
a lot of trouble.

I asked him to help me,
but he wouldn't!

So just bust me.
I don't care!

You asked who to help you?
Your dad?

I'll run away.
He'll never see me again.

I hate him,
I hate him!

I hate him!
I hate him!

If I were you, Mr. Tower

I'd go out and get myself
a good lawyer.

By now I imagine
the claim adjusters

are forming a line
to get at you.

Without a doubt.

Your son is alive and unhurt,
Mr. Tower.

And so are the other people.

Seems to me that oughta
count for something.

This is the second
time it's happened.

My son...should have known
better the first time.

Jason? Why don't you
and I take a little walk?

Well, what's that
all about?

My sergeant's
doing me a favor.

You see...if he hears
what I'm about to say

he'd be forced to rack me up
for chewing out a civilian.

What's the plan? To work me
over with a rubber hose?

No, never.

Your son's got enough
to worry about.

You know why?
Because he loves you.

And frankly, from what
I've seen of you

the kid would be better off
loving the Berlin Wall.

I can have your badge
for talking to me like that.

Sorry. Not without
witnesses, you don't.

Is that how
I come across?

As if I don't love
my own son?

You got it, pal.

Well, I wanna
tell you something.

And I hope you understand
I'm not trying to cop out.

The boy's mother is dead.

Jason told me.

In other words,
you had to be mother and father.

Well, what are you
lookin' for

Pity? I've never asked
for pity in my entire life!

Of course not.
You're a winner.

Not always.

But I want my son to be.

And winners...can't be soft.

Not in this world,
my friend.

That's all I'm trying
to teach the boy.

Well, I saw your boy
cry today.

What do you plan
to do now

Don't be ridiculous!

Well, now
I'm confused.

I thought you
couldn't stand losers.

What are you
talking about?

My son is a winner
if there ever was one!

Of course he is.
And everybody loves a winner.

So why not give it
a try?

Well, that's it.

That's the last load till
the new crops start comin' in.

One time, boss, try and get
a load to market, will you?

This one's gonna get there.
I guarantee it.

Ah, buena suerte!

Well..

What's goin' on here?
You gals lost?

We are giving you
an escort today.

'
- No.

Today if anybody tries anything,
we're gonna be witnesses.

Right.

Cal!

L.A. 15 Mary 4
multiple D.C.

on the 210 at Valley Hugh.

One 1142 unit and a unit
for the 1184 to standby!

Dani. Take Dani.
She's unconscious.

I know. I know.

Bonnie!

We gotta get this..
Let's go.

The steering wheel's
got her pinned.

What is this stuff?

Muriatic acid
concentrate.

It'll leak through
that top like Swiss Cheese.

You got a rope
or chain?

I got a rope.

Bonnie,
bring your car!

Wait,
don't move this car!

Real bow
will break off.

Axle'll kill the girl before you
can get her outta there!

Alright.

Leak's gettin' worse.

Get your rope.

If we can move the steering
wheel to the right side

I think I can get her out
the left side.

Listen, get your car,
move it and touch hers

to keep her car
from moving.

- Keeping it from moving.
- Right.

Jud, get the girl.

Come on, Bonnie.

Easy. Easy. Easy.

'Little further.
Little further.'

Little more. Easy! More!

Stop!

Ok, now don't jerk the line
and don't rock the car.

Move slow and steady.

Slow and steady!

Dani?

Dani, it's Ponch.

Dani, can you
hear me?

Dani, listen, when I pull,
you come with me

no matter
how much it hurts.

Understand?

Dani!

Hey, Ponch, is it moving?

- Not yet.
- Make it fast, man.

It's gonna
give away all of a sudden.

Pull, man! This stuff
is eating through!

Hi, gang.

'Hi, Bonnie.'

I thought you had dates.
Where are they?

Over there.

Would you believe it?