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Man: Stop! No!
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Oh, no! The beast is upon me!
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Shh!
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Wirt:
Greg, is there a beast out there?
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Do you know how to make
eggs from a duck?
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- I'm hungry.
- What about the beast?
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Driver: The beast is upon me!
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I didn't see any beast.
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That driver is nuts.
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Mmm, nuts.
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Whew! Well, that's good.
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Good?! That crazy driver's
taking us way off course!
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- Really?
- Yeah, who knows where we are by now
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with that guy
acting all bananas.
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Ooh, banana nut duck bread.
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Greg: Whoa-ah!
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Well, finally some good luck.
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Let's go to this creepy tavern
and ask for some directions.
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But...
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But it's creepy.
Why don't you guys
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go ask for directions,
and I'll just
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wait out... no, wait, I-I don't
want to be out here by myself.
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- How about you guys...
- Just go to the tavern!
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Okay! But you ask
for directions.
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Beatrice:
Fine, yeah, I'll do everything.
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Greg: I'm hungry.
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Beatrice: Go on!
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I-It's stuck.
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Beatrice: Oh.
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Wirt: E-excuse me, there.
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Excuse me. Hmm?
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I'll get some food.
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Well, at least it has music.
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Well, hey, there, peach pot.
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Whatcha doing around... hey,
what's that bird you got there?
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- It's a...
- I am Beatrice!
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These two sweet kids and I
got a bit lost in the... aah!
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No birds allowed in my tavern!
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- No birds allowed in your...
- It's a bad omen when a
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bluebird enters
through your door.
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Lady, bluebirds are good luck!
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We bring joy and happiness
to the... aah!
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Good luck, bad luck...
I don't need any of it!
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Curse you, lady! Curse you!
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You'll die someday,
and I'll laugh... laugh!
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Ohh!
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Forget this. I'm out of here.
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Wirt, you get directions.
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W-Wait, no. 1-i don't want to...
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Just do it!
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Who are you two anyway,
bringing bad luck to my tavern?
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I'm wirt, and this is Gregory.
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And that's a horse!
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That's great, but who are you?
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I'm... wirt.
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I'm... I'm just
a-a guy, I-I guess.
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Um, w-what do you mean?
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- Well, he's the butcher...
- I'm the butcher.
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- The baker...
- Yeah!
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The midwife...
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The master and apprentice...
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The tailor.
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And I'm the tavern keeper.
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Who are you?!
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I'm hungry!
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I-I-I don't know.
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I don't really like labels.
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I'm just sort of, like,
myself, you know?
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Maybe he's simple.
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No, i-I'm just I'm just lost.
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See, w-we're trying to get to...
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Man: I'm the highwayman.
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Okay, good to know.
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- Well, so, you see...
- J" I'm the highwayman j'
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j“ I make ends meet I
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j“ just like any man j“
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j“ I work with my hands j“
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j' if you cross my path j“
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J' I'll knock you out j“
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j' drag you off the road I
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j' steal your shoes
from off your feet j"
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j' I'm the highwayman j'
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j“ and I make
ends mee-e-e-e-t j“
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Hey.
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Are you wearing lipstick?
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Man: J" la la la la j'
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hmm? Who's out there?
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Man:
J' chop the wood to light the fire j“
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what kind of person goes out
chopping trees in the middle of
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a thunderstorm at night?
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Man: J' light that fiery fire j“
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what kind of a person
talks to a horse?
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- Excuse me?
- Huh?
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I was wondering if you knew
the way... uh, I mean, i-i'm...
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Her name is Adelaide, and...
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Oh, it's a girl
you're after, eh?
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No! 1-i mean, yes, but...
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Oh, you're not the witless,
simple-minded fool
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everybody takes you for.
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- Everyone thinks I'm...
- You're the young lover.
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- What? Young lover? No, uh...
- If you really want to get
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with this Adelaide gal...
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- I-I don't. I-I mean, i-i...
- Well, here's what you do.
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I write a loving letter, boy j'
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j“ that swoops
and sweeps and curls j“
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j' calligrapher's just the thing
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j' to help you win your girl j'
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j then you'll need
to dress up smart j“
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j' the tailor's
here by chance j“
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j' he 'ii stitch your trousers,
hole your belt j'
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j' in fine couture of France j'
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j' your shoes, my goodness,
how they're worn j“
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j' but you're
too young to know j'
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j“ nothing courts
a woman's scorn j“
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j' more than scuffs
on the toe j"
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j' the cobbler can
attend to that j"
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j' meanwhile,
you must have cake j“
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j' the baker and patissier
need work for goodness sake j“
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j“ high, Dee, diddly,
um-de-dum-de-day j“
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j' what a merry time we'll have
upon your wedding day j'
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- what?
- J' high, Dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day j'
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j' there's work for all when
little boys get married I
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No, no, no, no. Y-You guys,
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i-i-I'm not getting married.
I'm just trying to find...
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J' that pointy cone
upon your head j'
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- oh, no, please.
- J' you can't be wearing that j“
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Mm. If I have to be outside,
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then those jokers do, too.
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Oh, hey, Beatrice!
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Do you want some food, too?
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No. How's wirt doing
getting directions?
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Mm, pretty good.
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All:
J' high, Dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day j'
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j' what a merry time we'll have
upon your wedding day j'
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J' high, Dee, diddly j“
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what about that woodsman?
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I bet he knows these woods
better than anybody, huh?
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All right, horse, good riddance!
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Men: Lover! Lover!
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No, y-you guys, Adelaide
isn't... i-'m just...
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Young lover, sing us
your love song!
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- Love song?
- Yeah, lover!
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Sing us your love song!
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No, I-I-I don't have a...
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Sing, lover, sing!
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No. All: Sing, lover, sing!
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Midwife, no. Aah! Ohh!
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All: Sing, lover, sing!
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Sing, lover, sing!
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Sing, lover, sing!
Sing, boy, sing!
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J“ my name is wirt j“
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j' and his name is Greg j'
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j' we're related 'cause
my mom remarried j“
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j' and then gave birth to
him with my stepdad j'
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J we're not from around here j“
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j' can you all give me j“
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j' some directions today? J“
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j' 50 we can be on our j“
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J' wa-a-a-y j'
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this ain't no love song.
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It's a metaphor.
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Keep it together, tailor.
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- Hey!
- Uh, yes?
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I know what you are!
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- You're a pilgrim!
- What?
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What, like the... the guys who
eat Turkey and cranberry sauce?
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- No, you're a pilgrim!
- A pilgrim?
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You're a traveler
on a sacred journey.
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You're the master
of your own destiny.
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The hero of your own story!
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A pilgrim.
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Tell us your feats, pilgrim!
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What other challenges
have you overcome?
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Regale us with
your travels, pilgrim!
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One time, wirt fell
on a gorilla.
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And helped me find this frog.
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More! Tell us more!
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- Tell us more!
- Let the cat out of the bag!
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We want to hear it!
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And, oh, uh, I met this
helpful woodsman who told us
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which direction to go
to avoid the beast.
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The beast!
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Man: The beast.
Man #2: Oh, goodness.
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Oh, you guys have
heard of the beast, too?
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We all know the beast, pilgrim.
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J' he lurks out there
in the unknown j"
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j' seeking those who
are far from home j"
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j“ hoping never
to let you return j“
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J' ooh-ooh, better beware j'
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j' ooh-ooh, the beast
is out there j“
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j' ooh-ooh, better be wise
and don't believe his lies j“
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j' for once your will
begins to spoil j'
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j' he 7! Turn you
to a tree of oil j“
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j' and use you in his
lantern for to burn j'
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Wait, wait, wait! Lantern?
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The woodsman was the guy
with the weird lantern, not the beast.
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Pilgrim, he who carries the
dark lantern must be the beast.
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What?
No, the woodsman's a good guy.
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He warned us of the beast
and told us
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which direction to go
to avoid him.
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And now you're more
lost than ever, huh?
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Yeah, but...
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Oh, yeah, hey, can you
give us some directions?
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Our friend Beatrice
is trying to take us to
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Adelaide of the pasture,
the good woman of the woods.
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She can help us get home.
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You don't need
directions, pilgrim.
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You follow that compass
inside your heart.
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Uh... no, I think
we need directions.
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- Beatrice: Aah!
- Beatrice!
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Go save your friend
and get yourself home!
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Man: Pilgrim!
Man #2: You got it!
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Uh... okay.
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Man:
Never say die, never say clie!
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Oh, boy, I guess I'm
really doing this.
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Horse, I'm just gonna pretend
like I can ride you, all right?
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Beatrice?!
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Beatrice?
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Another one of those trees.
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- Man: Halt!
- It's you!
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Hey, Mr. Woodsman!
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I told you to leave these woods!
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Beatrice!
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You're turning her
into an edelwood tree!
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You were the beast all along!
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Huh?!
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Whoa! Huh?!
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What is this?
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Greg, get Beatrice!
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What are you doing?!
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Boys, the beast is upon you!
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Agh!
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Oh!
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Beatrice, you all right?
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Yeah, I just... I saw a weird
shadow and then stupidly flew
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into a tree and got knocked out.
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Oh, well, we're all right now.
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Wirt was amazing!
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He sang a song, rode a horse,
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and saved you from the axe guy!
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He's the pilgrim!
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That's all well and good,
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but you were supposed
to get directions.
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I did. We just got
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directions from Fred
before you woke up.
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Who?
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Oh, uh, Beatrice,
meet Fred the horse.
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Nice to horse your acquaintance.
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00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,427
You can talk?!
250
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,683
Beast:
It seems you're running out
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00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,851
of oil, woodsman.
252
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:46,020
Why not let me take
the lantern for awhile?
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00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,274
Begone, beast! I've fought you
for the lantern before,
254
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,859
and I'll fight you again!
255
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,487
No need for violence,
woodsman, but be sure
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00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,490
to keep it lit, or
your daughter's flame
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will go out... forever.
258
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,455
Now, what direction
did those children go?
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You leave those children be!
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00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,250
Beast!
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- J' la la la la j' - beast!
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Beast: J“ la la la la
chop the wood to light the fire j'
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