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[Intense rock music]
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[Christmas song playing]
♪ Oh Oooh it's Christmas
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♪ getting cozy all
up in this blanket ♪
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♪ just hanging the garlands ♪
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♪ wrapping the presents ♪
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♪ watching the fire ♪
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♪ the one that I want ♪
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♪ is finally here ♪
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♪ let's put up the star ♪
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♪ oh it's Christmas ♪
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♪ and I miss this ♪
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♪ so come and hold me tight ♪
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♪ all your kisses ♪
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♪ match my wish list ♪
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♪ it won't be a silent night ♪
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♪ It's Christmas
time with my baby ♪
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♪ oh Santa I've
been so patient ♪
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♪ I've gotten to go ♪
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♪ open up at your home ♪
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♪ I'm never alone ♪
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♪ was waiting for you ♪
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[Car window closing] ♪ to
come on back too and... ♪
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[Radio] You are listening to
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by Five O'Clock Charlie
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We've got more Christmas cheers
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after a brief word from
our sponsor. [Button click]
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[Echoing groan]
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Stop it!
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I grew up in a
really big old house.
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It's a beautiful house.
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It had a lot of problems.
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Chief among them were mice.
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Not a lot, but a decent amount.
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[Janus] My sisters
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despite all being vegetarian,
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couldn't stand the mice
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[Janus] Screaming
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[Zipper] at all
hours of the night
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demanding we do
something about it.
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Now, my sister,
closest to me in age.
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Lyda.
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She was never one to complain
without doing anything.
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So she asked me what to do.
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I told her we needed mouse traps
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and she came back with 20 traps.
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Used all her
allowance to get them.
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Only she didn't
get the right ones.
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She got the glue traps.
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Not the old school snap ones
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that kill the mouse instantly.
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[Janus] See, the glue traps
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They merely trap
the poor animal.
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Kill them slowly.
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They either starve to death or
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break their own legs
trying to get off the trap.
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Some mice have even eaten
off their own limbs.
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[Somber music] So strong
is their will to survive.
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[Janus] I warned Lyda
about the traps but
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she didn't want to go
back to the store, so
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So she set them all out
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around the house
and we went to bed.
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Middle of the night
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I woke up to a screeching
sound coming from the kitchen.
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[Suspenseful music]
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I got downstairs,
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I saw Lydia
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crying,
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crying, staring at something ..
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When I got closer,
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I saw a little mouse
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desperately trying to
get itself off the trap.
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[Janus] Now, Lyda begged me
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to help the mouse
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to set it free,
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but I told her
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that wasn't possible.
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[Janus] Once it's been stuck,
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that's it.
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The only thing she
could do to help
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was to decide
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how long it suffered.
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What do you mean?
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Well,
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she could leave it as is.
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Try and sleep through the
animal's cries of pain
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as it died slowly.
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Or
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She could do the humane thing,
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put it out of its misery.
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[Somber music]
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Kill it.
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[Janus] My method was to
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put it in a trash bag
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hit it with a cast iron skillet.
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[May] You did it for her.
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I didn't mind doing
it the first time.
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She was scared.
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She'd never had to deal
with anything like this.
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But...
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you better believe
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the second time
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I heard the screech.
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[Pfft]
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I stayed in bed.
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[Mouths words]
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The only way a person can
ever fully learn something
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[Intense music]
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is to do it themselves.
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[Janus] When Lyda... Have
you ever been to Antartica?
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What makes you think
my story was done?
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I was done hearing it.
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You know, I can tell long boring
stories, too, if I wanted.
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[Janus] It isn't nice
to cut people off.
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- Deal with it.
- Izzy stop!
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You should listen to
your friend “Izzy”
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Isabella and I do what
I want, thank you.
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[Suspenseful music]
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Is anyone else hungry?
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Can we stop for food?
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Is that allowed?
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Why are you asking us?
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I don't know where we are.
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The last time you were
in was called Lowville.
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We should probably
get out before then.
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[Janus] Are you
eager to get out?
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Will you leave her alone?
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I don't think we
ever got your name.
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[Nails clicking]
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Janus
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Yah-noos? Is that Spanish.
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Greek?
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Does it mean anything?
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I think my name is just a month.
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[Janus] Janus is a Roman God.
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Ha! Of course it is!
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[Janus] Janus is the God
of gateways and beginnings.
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[Janus] Janus is the God
of gateways and beginnings.
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My name is a month also.
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January.
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Wow! You two have
so much in common!
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Jealous?
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[Isabella] You'd like that?
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Stop!
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Stop what?
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Look at him, he's a big
boy. He can handle himself.
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[May Scoffs]
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[Janus] May
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- If you don't like what's going on...
- Stop talking to her!
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[Janus] You can stop
it. You have control.
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Stop talking to her
like she's your friend!
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I can pull over the car,
I'll get rid of Izzy
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I can pull over the car,
I'll get rid of Izzy
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- And we'll go together...
- You're not taking her
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[Janus] Look at her, does she look
like she wants to go anywhere with you?
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[Isabella] Stop trying to
make us turn on each other!
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[Janus] I'm not making
her do anything!
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[Isabella] She looks like
you're giving her a seizure!
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[Janus] What I thing May needs
us to do... [Isabella] I knew it!
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[Isabella] I had the feeling
when I first laid eyes on you
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[Janus] I think what May needs us to do
[Isabella] ..that you would be the biggest
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[Isabella] pain in the
ass in the world -Stop!
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[Electrifying music]
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You are the one with
the gun May, hmm?
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You make the decisions, not her.
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No.
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We make the decisions.
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[May] Izzy and I are a team.
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[Janus] But you're not.
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[Janus] Hmm?
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[Janus] I can tell.
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[Janus] You don't
want to do this.
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[Janus] I have a niece
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-She watches your show
incessantly -Stop!
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May?
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Help me untie my legs.
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May help me untie my legs.
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And me and you can go to
the cops and tell them
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You don't have to escalate things
because she's obsessed with murder.
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I'm not.
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I can't get out of
this without you. Hey!
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[Music de-escalates]
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[Intense music]
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Do you really think that I
am an unwilling participant?
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Izzy and I both have our parts.
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Mine just hasn't started yet.
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[Screeching sounds]
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[Chuckles]
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[Isabella] You were right!
[May laughs] I told you!
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You made a big mistake
rushing my part!
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Your part?
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Are you still hungry?
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[Scoffs]
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We can't look well
fed when they find us.
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Find us?
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Did you call the cops?
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[Scoffs]
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Yes we called the co..
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[Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]
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but once the truth comes out,
you're probably going to jail.
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Sure!
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[Intense music builds up]
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Your show is stupid, by the way.
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Ouch!
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Who wants to watch two idiots
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put on makeup and
talk about murder.
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Apparently, a lot of people.
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1.1 million, to be exact.
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It's not just makeup and murder.
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Don't forget Cookie Corner.
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I watched one with my niece.
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That was 30 minutes of
you putting on makeup
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while eating breakfast.
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[Animated music starts]
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I'm May Marigold
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And I'm Isabella Laningham
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and this is Murder She Cooked!
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[Giggles] [Janus] 30 minutes
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before either of you spoke.
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People nowadays are
too affraid of silence.
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Don't try and make what
you do sound intelligent.
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[May] Just because
you don't get it
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doesn't diminish
the value of it.
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Art is up to the interpreter.
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What you do is not art.
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[Scoffs]
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And what makes you
the arbiter of what ..
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[Laughs] The arbiter...
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[May chuckles]
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Only saw one episode, huh?
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How is it what we do different
than performance art?
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Maybe it's because...
we're on the internet!
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Nothing wrong with
embracing technology.
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[Intense music] What
you do is trash.
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Everything about people
like you is garbage.
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In fact I think what you do
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it's what's wrong with
western civilization.
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Oh huh!
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[May] You are definitely
more familiar than 1 ep..
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[Isabella] We are what's wrong
with western civilization?
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Like he's written a
dissertation on us!
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I don't waste my time
on people like you.
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Like what?
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Talentless fame-seekers
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who feel the need to document
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every single minute
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of their pointless,
meaningless existence.
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[Car engine sound]
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It seems to me,
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from our limited
interactions with one another
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that you are the
kind of human being
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who loooves to
hear himself speak.
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My guess: He's a teacher.
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Hmm, but he's too verbose
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to teach younger kids.
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- High school?
- College.
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Some sort of subject
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where he gets to give
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long boring lectures
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about mice on glue traps.
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[Isabella] Maybe ones
about social media
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and it's impact on
the modern world.
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[Clears her throat]
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The Power of Social Media
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[Intense music]
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[May giggles]
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So how about it?
268
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,932
Are we close?
269
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:28,974
We must be close.
270
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,601
Look at how touchy he's being.
271
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,185
[Isabella giggles]
272
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,728
I bet he's the kind o..
273
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,522
That flirts with his students.
274
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,107
I'm sure you say to yourself
275
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,960
it hasn't been that long
since I was in college.
276
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,236
I bet I still look the same.
277
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,779
You bet wrong.
278
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,281
We're probably the same age.
279
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,491
Not spiritually.
280
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,616
Jesus!
281
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,787
You two coat yourselves
282
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,914
in 20 lbs of makeup every day
283
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,000
and make cookies on an
internet show for living
284
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,711
and you have the
nerve to come at me
285
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:01,298
for hypothetically
flirting with my students
286
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,342
who are at most, what?
287
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,677
16 years younger than me?
288
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,137
16 years?
289
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,764
Probably how old
his baby niece is.
290
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,349
Fuck you!
291
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:10,683
Huh?
292
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,685
Don't be mad at us.
293
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,187
Be mad at your
Freudian weak brain
294
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,773
that's forcing an Electra
complex with your niece.
295
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,026
Stop saying things like that
296
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,821
about my 11 year old niece.
297
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:30,536
[Suspenseful music]
298
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,578
[Janus] Now what?
299
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,208
What?
300
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:46,510
We'd have to be as stupid as
you think we are not to notice.
301
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,138
[Janus] Notice what?
302
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,516
- You know us.
- Like, really know us.
303
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,852
- [Janus] No, I told you..
- My question is
304
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,438
What do we do with him now?
305
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,689
Oh! You mean, hmm...
306
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,982
how do we kill him?
307
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:01,734
Oh my God,
308
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:02,735
please don't kill me!
309
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,379
[Isabella] We have to
make it big and dramatic!
310
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,697
Display him somewhere where
lots of people can see him.
311
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,407
Please!...Please!
312
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,076
Oh, well, gee. Now I don't know.
313
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,202
Maybe we shouldn't.
314
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,412
He did say please.
315
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,914
I love a man with manners.
316
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,916
Maybe we just play it by ear.
317
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,043
We could... flip a coin.
318
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,170
Heads we kill him
319
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,546
tails we don't?
320
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,467
It has to be more
dramatic than that.
321
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,719
You got a coin?
322
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,271
[Isabella] Oh! Here's
one on the floor!
323
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,403
Huh... You can
do it? [Giggles]
324
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,075
[Coin drops]
325
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,082
Tails.
326
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,375
[Giggles]
327
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,669
Emotionally or physically?
328
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,629
Why limit ourselves?
329
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,881
So is this what you do?
330
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:06,966
Hmm?
331
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,719
You go around killing
innocent people?
332
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,931
I think you're playing fast and
loose with the word innocent.
333
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,183
[Janus] When it comes
to you two, I am.
334
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,894
I've never done anything
to either of you
335
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,145
ever in my life.
336
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,146
Lying, again!
337
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,983
I'm sure you've hurt people.
338
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:30,698
You know, my instant
dislike of you Janus
339
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,826
isn't just the fact that you
delude yourself into thinking
340
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,577
that you are better than us.
341
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,913
It's the fact that
after we've proven
342
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,666
unimpeachable evidence
of your own mediocrity
343
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:46,005
you still feel deep
down inside superior.
344
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,007
Maybe I do.
345
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,007
[Chuckles]
346
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,759
[Janus] But why do you care?
347
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,176
Hmm?
348
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,014
Why me?
349
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:59,476
When there are people
who actively hate you.
350
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,565
People who troll your
comment boards and
351
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:08,027
write nasty think pieces
on you on twitter.
352
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,904
I nothing you.
353
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:16,076
The only reason I know you
exist is because of my niece.
354
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,163
You on Twitter, janus?
355
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,623
For my job, yes.
356
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,665
Huh.
357
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,588
It's interesting to me a
man who abhors social media
358
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,174
as much as you would be on it.
359
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,469
We all have to make a living.
360
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,511
That's right.
361
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,180
We do.
362
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,104
I wanna get back to the
student fucking for a moment.
363
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,106
I've never fucked my students!
364
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,274
[Isabella] Sure, sure, sure.
365
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,486
But let's say big
huge Janus over here
366
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,071
starts to hit on little
5 foot nothing Kimberly.
367
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,949
- Your typical pocket blonde.
- Maybe 100 lbs soaking wet.
368
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,035
Just moved her from Oklahoma
369
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,329
or some sort of stupid
mid west place like that.
370
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,498
She wants to be a
dancer some day!
371
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,916
Or a contestant on
372
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,459
[In unison] The Bachelor!
373
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,543
[Giggles]
374
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,087
Anyway,
375
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,130
she's failing your class and
376
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,008
she comes to you begging for
some sort of extra credit
377
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,302
so that way she doesn't
get kicked out of school
378
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,846
-and have to move home
to Omaha -Oklahoma
379
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,848
Whatever!
380
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,267
And instead of extra credit
381
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,604
you try to offer
another kind of deal.
382
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,941
Some sort of sexual
quid pro quo.
383
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,902
Our little Kimberly really doesn't
want to do a thing like that
384
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,070
with an ape like you!
385
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,614
But...
386
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,158
she's in your
office after hours.
387
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,911
You're a big intimidating man
388
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,122
and she's an itty
bitty little girl.
389
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,832
I'm sure you say to yourself
390
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,417
she could have left if
she was uncomfortable.
391
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,461
I didn't force her
to do anything.
392
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,132
Do you think I'm somebody else?
393
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,341
Well you did!
394
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,801
You put that girls in
a position where she ..
395
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,303
And she couldn't get away.
396
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,472
If that's not rape I
don't know what is.
397
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,599
I've never raped anyone!
398
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,561
You sound very defensive for
some who's completely innocent.
399
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,692
[Intense music] You're
both fucking crazy!
400
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,403
Calling women crazy!
401
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,320
Next he's gonna ask if
we're on our period.
402
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,321
[Janus] Stop.
403
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,240
Stop being hysterical women.
404
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,075
Being hysterical women.
405
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,162
You're not dealing with
pocket blonde Kimberly.
406
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,582
May and I aren't tiny little
women who are scared of you.
407
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,127
You have me all wrong.
408
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,505
I..I don't intimidate people.
409
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,466
I don't want women
to be scared of me.
410
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,843
[Laughs] because
you're super woke, huh?
411
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,471
Janny likes to think
of himself as an ally.
412
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,308
Probably has one of those
frames on his Facebook profile
413
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,060
that says “I Stand With Women”
414
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,229
[Both laugh]
415
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,274
[Laughing louder]
416
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:58,316
[Continue laughing]
417
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,707
[May] Your face!
418
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:14,874
[laughing]
419
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,007
[Sigh]
420
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:28,888
[Sad music]
421
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,034
I need to get home.
422
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,536
Now you're in a rush.
423
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,121
My girlfriend is waiting for me.
424
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,540
You don't have a girlfriend.
425
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,582
Yes I do.
426
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,628
One blow job from Kimberly
does not make her your..
427
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,798
Stop saying that!
428
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,591
Why were you so eager to pick
up two absolute strangers
429
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:04,137
Why were you so eager to pick
up two absolute strangers
430
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:08,392
in that dinner, if you had
a girlfriend to get home to.
431
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,271
Being a nice person?
432
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,605
Was it because we
were too pretty girls?
433
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,817
We're no Kimberly but
I think we're cute.
434
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:19,945
[Giggles] Who smiled
and flirted with you?
435
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,116
I did it because
436
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,451
I recognized you.
437
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,328
I wanted to be nice.
438
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,288
-You wanted to get into
panties -Actually...
439
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,416
-You wanted to get into
panties -Actually...
440
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,460
I was hoping you'd sign
something for my niece.
441
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,421
My money's on you May.
442
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,131
'cause I remind him of Lyda.
443
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,508
Jesus!
444
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,301
[Isabella] Just a feeling
445
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,470
Maybe it's the way he tried to..
446
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:49,891
Not a bad point but an
arrogant man like this
447
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,310
I bet he thought he
could get us both.
448
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,647
I think he buddied up to me
because he erroneously assumed
449
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,734
assumed that I was the easier
to manipulate out of the two.
450
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,779
Much like one of his students!
451
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,490
Yeah he was definitely
hoping to bang us.
452
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,075
Even if I was
453
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,328
I could still have a girlfriend
454
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:13,707
and she could still be waiting
for me wondering where I am.
455
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,380
Izzy?
456
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,007
Yes?
457
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,344
How long would you
wait for me to get home
458
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,014
before you decide
something was wrong,
459
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,017
panicked, then
called the police.
460
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,770
Not sure.
461
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,981
The diner we were at was in
462
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,941
-Lyonsfalls -That's right.
463
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,319
And we passed Lowville about
464
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,362
[Pfft]
465
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,155
- 20 minutes ago?
- Also right!
466
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,616
- 20 minutes ago?
- Also right!
467
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,577
And Janny over here said
he was going to Fort Drum
468
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,205
but offered to
take us to Chaumont
469
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:56,333
and extra 30 minutes
out of the way.
470
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,713
How do you know so
much about this area?
471
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,841
Are you from here?
472
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,010
I gotta tell you Janus
473
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:10,221
it's looking more un-likely
that you have a girlfriend.
474
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,848
Well, that aside
475
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:15,310
you were already planning to be
home in what... an hour and a half?
476
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,896
And let's say that this totally
real and not made up girlfriend
477
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,650
is the world's
most nervous woman
478
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,777
even she wouldn't
start worrying until
479
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,946
a half hour after you
were supposed to arrive?
480
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,408
So I don't think anyone is
sounding the alarm for you
481
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:32,411
Until you are at least
multiple hours late.
482
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,831
What about my sisters? Huh?
483
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,918
It's almost Christmas. They'll
be worried about me too.
484
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,587
If they had any clue
they needed to be.
485
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,340
You probably got there
for Christmas dinner.
486
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,382
Brunch.
487
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,010
Probably wants to watch his
niece open her presents.
488
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:49,678
Aw.
489
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,931
That's practically 24 hours..
490
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,538
If you just check my phone
you'll probably see...
491
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,604
- a bunch of messages -You're
embarrassing yourself.
492
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,605
[May chuckles]
493
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,070
[Car engine sound]
494
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:12,409
People saw us leave
the diner together.
495
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:17,831
[Somber music] It's only
a matter of time until
496
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,792
Until what?
497
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,379
[Hissing] You're just
gonna have to wait and see!
498
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,797
[Janus] Fuck you!
499
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,467
Fuck you both.
500
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,094
You know, correct
me if I'm wrong Izzy
501
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,180
but do they make a lot
of Lifetime movies about
502
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,474
strange women who kidnap men?
503
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,618
I'm pretty sure it's the other
way around. That's right.
504
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,811
That's right! It is
the other way around.
505
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:40,395
[Sad music]
506
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,229
-Janny -Janus
507
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,480
Do you really think
508
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,065
you're the one that's
going to look good
509
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,650
once the cops catch up to us?
510
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,819
The cops aren't stupid.
511
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,072
The facts aren't
going to line up.
512
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:54,618
Fact: 2 women got into
the car of a strange man
513
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,662
Fact: We've already
been reported as missing
514
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,040
Fact: The waitress at the
diner already got my note
515
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,081
asking for help.
516
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,001
What?
517
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:07,506
Oh! Yeah, I didn't tell you?
518
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:13,053
[Sigh] I... I was nervous
519
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:16,348
about getting into a car
with a strange man but
520
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:20,477
my best friend Izzy
thought we'd be okay
521
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:25,023
but just to be safe I
left a note detailing
522
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:28,360
both you and your car
to her just in case.
523
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:32,322
[Suspenseful music]
524
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:33,697
Smiley face!
525
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,283
Jesus Christ!
526
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,579
[Giggles] The odds
are against you.
527
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:40,622
[Giggles]
528
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:42,958
You bitches.
529
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:44,876
Oh!
530
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,087
[Suspenseful music]
531
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,463
[Whines]
532
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,047
Yes! Bitch!
533
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:53,510
The word used by all
woke men who are allies.
534
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,595
What if I just kill us all.
535
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,097
Will you slow down!
536
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,473
[May] Do you really
want to scare
537
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,684
someone who's holding
a gun to your back?
538
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,726
Slow down!
539
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,813
I've got what, 30
lbs on you bitches!
540
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,398
I'll probably walk away
with minor injuries!
541
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,899
Not if May shoots you!
542
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:13,154
[Car engine revving]
543
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:19,196
[Silence]
544
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:25,000
Grrr!!
545
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,626
[May groans]
546
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:30,297
[All breath heavily]
547
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:33,341
[Car engine]
548
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:39,550
[Breathing slows down]
549
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,273
[Laughs]
550
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,609
Wow! [Laughs]
551
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:57,824
I gotta tell you Janny:
That was pretty exciting.
552
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,620
[Laughs]
553
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:05,415
This is our first time taking
our little act on the road and
554
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,293
I had no idea
555
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:11,171
how much more thrilling
the car would make things.
556
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,806
[Chuckles]
557
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,518
[May] um...
558
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,273
[Car engine]
559
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,502
[Clicking nails]
560
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,046
I haven't heard any pleads
for your safe return.
561
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,088
[Chuckles]
562
00:27:54,422 --> 00:28:00,178
Aw, it's almost as if nobody
knows or cares that you're m..
563
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,054
Uh!
564
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:03,515
They care.
565
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:09,556
[Burst into laughter]
566
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,526
Oh, come on!
567
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:17,027
Janus lighten up!
568
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:19,572
Can't take a joke this guy.
569
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:25,370
[May laughs]
570
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,081
Uh... Ummm!
571
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,041
Uh
572
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:33,043
Okay... Uh...
573
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,546
[Isabella] What are you doing?
574
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,549
I... I need a minute. I...
I can't drive anymore.
575
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,718
Did I say you can pull over?
576
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,846
[Janus] My ankles
are killing me.
577
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:43,887
[Car stops]
578
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:45,890
Such a pussy!
579
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:46,975
[Janus whimpers]
580
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:48,351
That's okay.
581
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,481
Pull over up here.
582
00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:01,573
This is as good a
place as any to stop.
583
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:14,246
[Sad music]
584
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:19,776
[Gear sound, keys]
585
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,115
I have a family
586
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,369
5 older sisters
587
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:30,078
[Click]
588
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:30,995
My father died 2 years ago
589
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:33,289
but my mother still
needs to be taken ca..
590
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,666
Here he goes again!
591
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:39,003
I'm gonna pee. Want
to shut him up?
592
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,214
[Belt unbuckles]
593
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:43,591
[Car door opens]
594
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,386
[Door closes]
595
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:54,012
[Footsteps on dry leaves]
596
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,689
Don't maim him too
much! [Door closes]
597
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,399
[Door opens]
598
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:04,153
Look at you: My little
mouse on a glue trap.
599
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:10,946
[Intense music]
600
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:16,457
Big strong man like yourself,
bested by two young women.
601
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,626
Not exactly young, are you?
602
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,588
What are you, pushing 40?
603
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,214
-I'm 32 -Uh...
604
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,049
Sorry.
605
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,636
First time seeing your
face without a filter.
606
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:29,720
[Chuckles]
607
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,140
Again with the belittlement.
608
00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:34,601
First you try mansplaining
to me with that
609
00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:38,396
condescending
little Aesop's fable
610
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,064
then when that doesn't work
611
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,109
you try driving a wedge
between me and Izzy
612
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:48,281
because obviously you are
arrogant enough to think
613
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,742
that one or two pointed
comments from you
614
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:54,745
Could end a lifetime
of trust and friendship
615
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,080
Let's not forget uh... Kimberly?
616
00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,750
And your little
speed racer routine
617
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,794
but finally, you save
the best for last:
618
00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:05,465
You try the hostage
negotiation tactic?
619
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,549
On us?
620
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,469
Telling us about
your super dead dad
621
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,596
your soon to be dead mom,
your five million sisters,
622
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,475
your imaginary girlfriend,
your darling little niece
623
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:16,809
and you know what?
624
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,355
We just don't give a fuck!
625
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:24,025
Argh!
626
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,694
Because
627
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:29,364
at the end of the day, Janus
628
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:33,868
the roman God of gateways
and motherfucking January
629
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,787
[Janus] Please! Please!
630
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:41,417
No matter how your ego helps you
cope with the events of today
631
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:43,419
I just want you to remember
632
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,713
this unfiltered face
633
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,883
that's holding you captive
by your balls right now.
634
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:54,806
[Janus whimpers]
635
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,475
Ugh!
636
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:00,144
[Breathes heavily]
637
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:01,604
Um!
638
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:05,858
Ugh! Um!
639
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,988
[Intense music]
640
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,661
[Kiss]
641
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:19,163
[Spits]
642
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,082
- Ooh!
- Grr!
643
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:23,543
[Breathes heavily]
644
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,461
Now is the time when you
645
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,131
decide whether or
not you're going to
646
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:29,757
Accept your fate
647
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:31,591
Urgh!
648
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:35,847
Or chew off one of your
own limbs to survive.
649
00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:40,893
Oh God! Ugh!
650
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:47,019
[Whimpers]
651
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:54,109
[Screams]
652
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:21,803
[Somber music]
653
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:33,982
[Inaudible]
654
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,137
[Door opens]
655
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:04,310
[Breaths heavily]
656
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,775
[Clicking]
657
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,444
[Button click]
658
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:14,880
[Radio] Here's one for
the last minute shoppers
659
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,781
whose Amazon orders won't be
coming in time for Christmas.
660
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:18,884
And they are quickly driving
661
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,243
from Walmart to Walmart
662
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,786
to find that special gift.
663
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:22,829
[Bells jingle]
664
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:25,957
Here's Sweater Weather
by Lindsey Boering
665
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:29,585
♪ Snow falling all around me ♪
666
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:34,132
♪ under this coat my
heart's pounding ♪
667
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:37,801
♪ Cuddled up here with you ♪
668
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:42,640
♪ Thinking of what
I'd like to do ♪
669
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:47,812
♪ Your kiss tastes
like peppermint ♪
670
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:51,941
♪ The light gives your
skin a pretty tint ♪
671
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,068
[Muffled]
672
00:35:54,110 --> 00:36:00,110
[Music becomes distorted]
673
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:05,997
♪ When you're with me it
feels like Christmas ♪
674
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:10,793
♪ Nothing could be better
than sweater weather ♪
675
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:15,338
♪ When you're with me the
world feels so bright ♪
676
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:19,676
♪ The naughty list
never felt so nice ♪
677
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:24,473
[Music fades]
678
00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:32,231
[Struggling]
679
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,233
[Thump]
680
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:41,735
[Sad music]
681
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:19,278
[Flapping]
682
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,448
[Door opens]
683
00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:32,708
[Chuckles] Oh my
gosh, Check this out!
684
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,177
[Chuckles]
685
00:37:55,106 --> 00:38:01,106
[Pulsating music]
686
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,046
[Grinding]
687
00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:47,825
Mm!
688
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:55,249
[Whimpers]
689
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:00,755
[Whimpers]
690
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,396
[Snip]
691
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:48,505
[Silence]
692
00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:02,727
[Heartbeat]
693
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:22,586
[Struggling]
694
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:29,093
[Whoosh]
695
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:36,761
[Heartbeat]
696
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,153
[Snip]
697
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,489
Um...
698
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,955
[Grinding]
699
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,624
Hm!
700
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,839
Umph!
701
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,883
Huh!
702
00:41:10,092 --> 00:41:11,677
Huh?
703
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,644
Argh!
704
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:22,645
Hm!
705
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:30,946
[Nausea]
706
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:37,203
Blaargh!
707
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,170
[Digging]
708
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,009
What the fuck did you to me?
709
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,679
[Footsteps]
710
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:16,032
[Lively music]
711
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:20,370
[Phone] The following has just
been obtained from the Facebook
712
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,706
of the man suspected
of kidnapping
713
00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:25,208
May Marigold and
Isabella Laningham.
714
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:25,876
[Swoosh]
715
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:29,213
A warning: the
following images a..
716
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,258
I'm a dirty whore
717
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:36,887
All I care about is how
many followers I have
718
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:40,015
Human beings mean nothing to me
719
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:43,352
No! Don't hurt me! [Thud]
720
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,730
That was May marigold
obviously being forced
721
00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:49,525
to say something by
the suspected kidnapper
722
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,402
Janus Balaskas
723
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,071
While his motives
are still unclear,
724
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,323
police have been trying
to ping his cel phone
725
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:59,660
in an attempt to locate the
victims before it's too late.
726
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:02,663
That was just the latest
drama from our Youtube stars
727
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:05,874
known for their hit
show: Murder She Cooked
728
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,293
[Giggles]
729
00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:11,297
[Lively music]
730
00:43:11,338 --> 00:43:12,338
You two
731
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,842
You're sick motherfuckers,
you know that?
732
00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:16,801
[Exhales]
733
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:18,470
What is wrong with you?
734
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:25,977
Why?
735
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,442
- Why me?
- I don't have it in me
736
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,570
for another why you
why this person debate.
737
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,612
Yeah, right.
738
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,616
You clearly love to talk.
739
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,784
That's right! I do.
740
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,846
But I work hard so I've
earned the right to speak
741
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,122
as much or as little
as I fucking want to.
742
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,042
You know, I don't know Izzy
743
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,459
I think we should
flip the coin again.
744
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,045
I don't think he
deserves to live.
745
00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:52,796
We usually do best out of three.
746
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,297
Wait!
747
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,923
Oh yeah, that'..
748
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,008
You still have the coin?
749
00:43:58,844 --> 00:43:59,844
Oh my God,
750
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,015
[Laughs]
751
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,168
Do you wanna kiss
it for good luck?
752
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,144
Please!
753
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,311
Please!
754
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:09,229
[Coin flips]
755
00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:12,566
Oh! I was ..
756
00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:14,401
Ahrg!
757
00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:16,528
You see it?
758
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,290
[May] I think it landed
somewhere over here?
759
00:44:19,114 --> 00:44:19,740
Hm...
760
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:22,326
[Footsteps]
761
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,702
[Isabella] Where could it be?
762
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:26,038
Where could it be?
763
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,497
Oh!
764
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:29,625
[May] Here it is!
765
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,878
Huh! Just kidding! It's
the top of an acorn.
766
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,129
[Isabella laughs]
767
00:44:34,588 --> 00:44:37,257
[May] Don't worry little
Janny we'll find it.
768
00:44:37,299 --> 00:44:38,341
We'll find it. n
769
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:39,342
[May chuckles]
770
00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:49,853
[May] Doesn't look good.
771
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,602
[Isabella] It sure doesn't.
772
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:08,372
[Birds chirping]
773
00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:34,809
[Footsteps]
774
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,787
[Thud] Augh!
775
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,165
[Distorted sound]
776
00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:52,416
[Thump]
777
00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:58,087
What the fuck!
778
00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:04,088
[Intense music]
779
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,343
[Whimpers]
780
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:51,219
[Buzzing sound]
781
00:46:54,853 --> 00:47:00,317
You know what? Um, Why don't
you just go wait in the car
782
00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:03,362
and I'll come get
you when I'm done.
783
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,535
[May] Don't sleep, ok?
784
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,966
Can you make it?
785
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,844
You're sure?...Okay?
786
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,179
Yeah? Don't sleep.
787
00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:35,269
[Footsteps]
788
00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:41,435
[Somber music]
789
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,539
Ugh! Ugh! Urgh!!
790
00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:59,877
[Grunts]
791
00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:05,382
[Struggles]
792
00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:11,179
Um, ugh...
793
00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:14,308
[Grunts]
794
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,146
[Muffled] No!!
795
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:21,940
Ahrg!
796
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,528
[Grinding]
797
00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:32,742
[Grunts]
798
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:38,743
[Pulsating drums]
799
00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:46,548
[Whimpers]
800
00:48:49,801 --> 00:48:51,803
[Grinding]
801
00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:59,937
Um!...Um!
802
00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:12,324
I know this is something you'd
like to think you can avoid.
803
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,159
[Janus whimpers]
804
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:19,623
That you can somehow will
yourself not to get hard.
805
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:23,168
[Heavy breathing]
806
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:24,503
[Muffled] Hm!
807
00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:28,882
But at the end of the
day, friction is friction.
808
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,804
[Whimpers]
809
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,139
[Janus groans]
810
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:38,766
[Janus groans]
811
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:40,977
[Janus groans]
812
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,000
[Muffled scream]
813
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,003
[Janus grunts]
814
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:13,671
[Somber music]
815
00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:28,316
[Mirror creaks]
816
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:37,951
[Closes mirror]
817
00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:40,662
[Slam]
818
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:49,087
[Somber music]
819
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:55,129
[Cries]
820
00:50:55,260 --> 00:51:01,260
[Heavy breathing]
821
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:08,356
[Fast breathing]
822
00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:15,864
[Deep breathing]
823
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,241
[Screams]
824
00:51:18,283 --> 00:51:23,080
[Deep breathing]
825
00:51:23,622 --> 00:51:27,751
[Exhales]
826
00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:40,514
[Footsteps]
827
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:44,810
[Intense music]
828
00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:48,146
[Click, slam]
829
00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:00,617
[Nails clicking]
830
00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:03,369
[Lock clicks]
831
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:08,791
[Door slams]
832
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:15,257
Are you okay?
833
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,852
It's done?
834
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:40,484
[Somber music]
835
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:54,540
[Intense music]
836
00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:35,706
[Suspenseful music]
837
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,104
[Car doors open]
838
00:53:54,522 --> 00:53:55,522
[Door slams]
839
00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:57,024
[Door slams]
840
00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:02,364
[Birds chirping]
841
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:09,663
[Grinding]
842
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,080
[Janus moans]
843
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,832
[Grinding]
844
00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:17,545
[Muffled whimpering]
845
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:26,054
[Grinding]
846
00:54:30,475 --> 00:54:34,813
[Footsteps]
847
00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,274
[Isabella] You
didn't cover him up?
848
00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:39,191
[Scoffs]
849
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:54,039
[Bag drops]
850
00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:09,639
[Janus sniffles]
851
00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:11,473
Hm..
852
00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:15,645
[Janus] Hmph!
853
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:18,731
Thank you.
854
00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:26,531
Trouble in paradise?
855
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,408
[May] You'd like
that wouldn't you?
856
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:31,911
[Clicks]
857
00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:32,953
[Janus] Izzy?
858
00:55:35,540 --> 00:55:37,208
[Janus] Do you have any water?
859
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:38,668
Why are you asking me?
860
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,170
[May scoffs] Janny...
861
00:55:40,211 --> 00:55:42,371
are you back to try and drive
a wedge between us again?
862
00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,883
Because it went so well
for you the first time...
863
00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:48,969
May?
864
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:50,180
Yes?
865
00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:51,598
Do you have any water?
866
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:53,516
Yes, there's some in my bag.
867
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:55,893
Can I have some?
868
00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:12,696
[Looks through bag]
869
00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:25,130
[Uncaps bottle]
870
00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:32,806
[Drinks] Ah!...Thank you.
871
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,476
[Whispers] Do you
want some more?
872
00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:38,395
[Janus] No.
873
00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:39,938
Thank you.
874
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:43,733
[Puts bottle in bag]
875
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:57,539
Well, it's grand finale time.
876
00:56:58,915 --> 00:57:01,543
What does that mean?
877
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:06,965
[May] Time for the
final coin toss.
878
00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,510
[Whimpers]
879
00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:14,597
[Sighs] But you know,
before I flip this coin
880
00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:17,684
[May] I think it's
time you confessed.
881
00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,562
[Clip] [Janus] Confess what?
882
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,272
I told you it was too tight!
883
00:57:23,773 --> 00:57:25,066
[Janus] I can't feel my hands.
884
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,902
- Ugh!
- You don't need to.
885
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,367
I think you know us Janus.
886
00:57:34,909 --> 00:57:37,412
I think you know us very well.
887
00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:40,290
So well in fact
888
00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:43,877
I think you taught an
entire semester about us.
889
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:48,339
So what? I mentioned
you in my class.
890
00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:51,509
I talk about all kinds
of online personalities.
891
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:52,968
Don't you mean influencers?
892
00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:56,639
Specially influencers that are
causing the fall of western society?
893
00:57:57,515 --> 00:58:00,477
Ones that could
“Tell teenage girls”
894
00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:02,604
to put Tide pods in
their cookie batter”
895
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:06,316
and the young impressionable
women will dutifully tweet back
896
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:07,525
How many?
897
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:15,158
[Janus] Is that
what this is about?
898
00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:22,498
There are consequences to the
things we say professor Balaskas.
899
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:26,127
That account is private.
900
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,837
Nothing is private
on the internet.
901
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,673
You of all people
should know that.
902
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:36,763
[Laughs]
903
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:40,350
[Janus] This is what
this is really about?
904
00:58:41,434 --> 00:58:43,520
I've tweeted about you what...
905
00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:44,978
twice?
906
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:47,607
Maybe three times?
907
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:51,986
Sticks and stones Janus.
908
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:56,908
You two are pathetic.
909
00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:03,164
Flip the coin. I don't
give a fuck anymore.
910
00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:09,665
[Tribal drums]
911
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:24,727
[Janus groans]
912
00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:31,984
Ugh!
913
00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:35,905
[Janus] Stop! Stop!
914
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:39,742
[Suffocates]
915
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:42,744
I need your help.
916
00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:44,581
Ah!
917
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,796
[May] I need your help.
918
00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:53,755
[Isabella whimpers]
919
01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,685
[Isabella] Urgh!
920
01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:14,819
[Janus whimpers]
921
01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:21,945
[Isabella and Janus struggle]
922
01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,388
[Janus whimpers]
923
01:01:00,114 --> 01:01:02,575
[Tightens ziptie]
924
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:15,838
[Tightens ziptie]
925
01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:28,351
Did you really
just... kill her?
926
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,188
Actually I think you did.
927
01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:43,241
Are you cold?
928
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:46,034
[Janus] What just happened?
929
01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:49,122
I asked you if you were
cold ‘cause if you are I can
930
01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:51,332
help you put your pants back on.
931
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,919
Yes. I'm cold.
932
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:09,434
[Birds chirping]
933
01:02:14,355 --> 01:02:15,440
[Janus] Hmph!
934
01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:18,693
[Both struggle]
935
01:02:23,781 --> 01:02:24,907
[Isabella] Ugh!
936
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:32,915
[Dusting jacket]
937
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,422
My fly is down.
938
01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:55,772
- [Janus] Ugh!
- What's wrong?
939
01:02:56,647 --> 01:02:59,650
[Janus] My hands, I think
they're really messed up.
940
01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:04,113
[Breaths heavily]
941
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,824
[Isabella} Yeah, they're
a little gnarly looking.
942
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:09,410
Jesus!
943
01:03:10,745 --> 01:03:13,506
[Isabella] Don't be a drama queen.
It's not like you're gonna lose them.
944
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,168
You're such a pussy.
945
01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,044
[Scoffs]
946
01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:23,424
You know... Hm,
947
01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:30,640
I don't see how you saying pussy and
me saying bitch are any different
948
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:32,808
It is.
949
01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:35,268
So,
950
01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:40,566
It's not okay for me to use derogatory
terms to bring down your sex
951
01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:43,236
but when you do it,
it's totally fine.
952
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:44,820
Right?
953
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:48,991
[Janus] it's not like... women
954
01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:54,622
[Janus] betraying the
sisterhood or some shit.
955
01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:58,167
Janice?
956
01:03:58,209 --> 01:03:59,252
Yes?
957
01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:00,962
Shut the fuck up.
958
01:04:04,715 --> 01:04:10,715
So,
959
01:04:18,187 --> 01:04:19,480
Are you two fucking?
960
01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:23,693
What is wrong with you?
961
01:04:24,443 --> 01:04:25,443
[Janus] Seems like it.
962
01:04:27,363 --> 01:04:29,699
I know in your depraved mind,
963
01:04:29,907 --> 01:04:32,243
two females who love each
other have to be having
964
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:35,037
nightly pillow fights
and wrestle in jello,
965
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,457
but real love and friendship
know no physical bounds.
966
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:40,083
Hm...
967
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,336
I've seen you kiss.
968
01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:44,524
[Isabella] You don't
kiss your friends?
969
01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:46,757
No, I don't.
970
01:04:48,342 --> 01:04:49,342
You're missing out.
971
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,846
[Birds chirping]
972
01:04:56,350 --> 01:04:58,060
[Janus] Did I really kill her?
973
01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:01,229
You're concerned?
974
01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:02,731
[Janus] Not for her.
975
01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:04,941
For yourself?
976
01:05:06,193 --> 01:05:07,361
Of course I am.
977
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:12,074
At least with her alive...
I had a chance to...
978
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:13,408
[Isabella] At what?
979
01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:14,701
[Scoffs]
980
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,413
[Laughs] I don't know.
981
01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:21,083
Proving my innocence?
982
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:23,375
[Isabella] You'll be fine.
983
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:27,255
How?
984
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:32,094
How will I ever be again?
985
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,890
I wish my hands weren't so numb,
986
01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:39,268
'cause then I could've
felt that bitch's throat
987
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,270
snap in my fingers.
988
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:42,771
Oh!
989
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:45,358
That, scandalized you.
990
01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:48,736
[Janus] That upset your
delicate disposition?
991
01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:52,198
[Janus] You put me through hell.
992
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,241
And I'm supposed to feel
993
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,786
anything? For you?
994
01:05:57,536 --> 01:06:01,958
You ruined my career,
I could go to jail...
995
01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:04,961
I don't understand why
this is happening to me.
996
01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:06,294
[Isabella] Why would you!
997
01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:11,175
Don't give me that
arrogant bullshit again!
998
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,262
You don't know
fuck all about me.
999
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:16,722
You chose me at random.
1000
01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:19,808
You could have picked
anyone of your little trolls
1001
01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,812
but for some God forsaken
reason you chose me.
1002
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:26,482
[Janus] I'm not a perfect person
1003
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:30,194
but I definitely do
not deserve this.
1004
01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,947
You're right! You're
not a perfect person.
1005
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:36,158
That doesn't give you and
twiddle psycho over there
1006
01:06:36,367 --> 01:06:38,828
the right to jigsaw me!
1007
01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:41,329
I'm just...
1008
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,041
a normal dude.
1009
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:47,795
I'm no worse
1010
01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:50,840
no better than anyone else.
1011
01:06:59,890 --> 01:07:00,890
[Isabella] Why not you?
1012
01:07:04,061 --> 01:07:05,061
What do you mean?
1013
01:07:05,479 --> 01:07:07,815
If we're following your
logic then, why not you?
1014
01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:11,027
You're no better or
no worse than anyone.
1015
01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:13,904
Why would anyone else deserve
this to happen to them?
1016
01:07:13,946 --> 01:07:17,033
Why do some people get cancer
and others get to live 'till 90?
1017
01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:20,202
We don't live in a
fair or just world.
1018
01:07:20,244 --> 01:07:22,913
So why should man I treat
you fairly or justly?
1019
01:07:24,165 --> 01:07:26,184
Shit happens. We just happen
to be the ones creating it.
1020
01:07:26,208 --> 01:07:29,170
[Janus] But this is how
I'm going to be remembered?
1021
01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:32,631
I'm going to die
tied to this tree.
1022
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:35,676
My family is going to
remember nice uncle Janus
1023
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:39,096
who snapped one day and
killed two Z-List celebrities.
1024
01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:41,057
You act like that's
something bad?
1025
01:07:41,265 --> 01:07:43,976
It is bad, you fucking lunatic!
1026
01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:47,063
May and I have given you
the chance to be remembered!
1027
01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:50,900
Most people live and die and
are never thought of again.
1028
01:07:51,525 --> 01:07:54,236
Maybe the check out guy at
the 7-11 may one day ask:
1029
01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:55,803
What ever happened
to such and such?
1030
01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:58,616
Everyone remembers
John Hinkley Jr.
1031
01:07:58,657 --> 01:08:00,951
[Janus] Everyone
30 and older does.
1032
01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,121
The average Gen-Z hasn't
the faintest fucking clue!
1033
01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,916
They ate the story up when we
talked about it on the show!
1034
01:08:06,957 --> 01:08:10,752
That's because he tried to
kill a seating president!
1035
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:13,172
And he was obsessed
with Jodie Foster.
1036
01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:14,799
[Janus] Another person
they don't know.
1037
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:18,761
And news flash: You're
no Jodie Foster.
1038
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,765
May and I are still
in our infancy.
1039
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,101
You have no idea
what we'll become.
1040
01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:29,105
And I really don't fucking care.
1041
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,816
But you've taken
that choice from me.
1042
01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:36,779
I'm now forced to live this
narrative you've created.
1043
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,116
And I should have
control of that.
1044
01:08:40,908 --> 01:08:41,908
I should!
1045
01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:43,993
I should!
1046
01:08:45,329 --> 01:08:46,329
[Janus cries]
1047
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:49,959
Aaargh! Fuck you!
1048
01:08:50,417 --> 01:08:52,086
Fuck you!
1049
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:55,005
[Crying]
1050
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:56,214
I should be...
1051
01:08:56,757 --> 01:08:57,757
I should...
1052
01:08:58,175 --> 01:08:59,175
[Crying]
1053
01:08:59,343 --> 01:09:00,343
Fuck me!
1054
01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:05,474
[Crying]
1055
01:09:07,643 --> 01:09:08,643
[Whimpers]
1056
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:10,395
Seriously?
1057
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,692
[Chuckles]
1058
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:20,822
Just do it.
1059
01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:23,200
Just kill me, okay?
1060
01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:27,329
I've got nothing left
to live for and...
1061
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,166
I'm in so much pain.
1062
01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:35,962
You win
1063
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,176
[Sniffles]
1064
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,014
[Exhales]
1065
01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:48,099
[Whimpers]
1066
01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:50,769
[Heavy breathing]
1067
01:09:57,651 --> 01:09:58,651
[Snip]
1068
01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:00,445
Oh!
1069
01:10:01,488 --> 01:10:02,948
Fuck!
1070
01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:05,951
[Isabella] Feel better?
1071
01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,599
Kinda like that feeling of being
on your feet all day and then
1072
01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,749
finally sitting.
1073
01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:17,713
[Somber music] [Click]
1074
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:28,182
[Rummages through bag]
1075
01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:30,183
[Isabella] Uhm!
1076
01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:50,454
[Phone: Piano music]
1077
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:51,496
[Isabella] Is this you?
1078
01:10:52,289 --> 01:10:54,059
[Phone: Janus] What are we
showing them today, huh?
1079
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,377
[Birds chirping]
1080
01:10:56,418 --> 01:10:57,418
You're not bad!
1081
01:10:57,878 --> 01:10:59,338
Huh? Is your niece
the little girl?
1082
01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:01,524
[Phone: Janus' niece] I
actually have a song I wrote.
1083
01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:02,548
[Phone: Janus] Oh!
1084
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:09,509
[Phone: Piano music]
1085
01:11:30,744 --> 01:11:31,744
She's pretty.
1086
01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:35,156
Did you teach her how to play?
1087
01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:40,629
Oh, what. You're
finally done talking?
1088
01:11:42,589 --> 01:11:43,589
[Scoffs]
1089
01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:46,260
I assume with your last breath
you'd still be crying ab..
1090
01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:49,471
What bitches we were and
how we did you wrong.
1091
01:11:57,938 --> 01:12:00,058
[Isabella] Why do you have
so many selfies at the gym?
1092
01:12:00,190 --> 01:12:01,870
[Isabella] Has that
ever turned a woman on?
1093
01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:10,326
Gonna check your recently deleted
to see if there are any dick picks!
1094
01:12:10,951 --> 01:12:13,954
I've already seen
it but still...
1095
01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:20,502
What do I fucking have to do
to get a reaction from you?
1096
01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:22,880
Want me to tie your hands
back up! 'Cause I will!
1097
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:27,885
What do you want from me?
1098
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,803
I want you to pay
attention to me!
1099
01:12:30,554 --> 01:12:31,554
[Isabella scoffs]
1100
01:12:32,222 --> 01:12:33,222
[Isabella scoffs]
1101
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:40,856
She isn't dead, you know?
1102
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:42,441
I'd never do that to her.
1103
01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:45,861
Yay.
1104
01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:53,993
[Scoffs]
1105
01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:56,163
I'm sorry... okay?
1106
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,374
I'm sorry your hands
got all fucked up.
1107
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,542
I't wasn't part of the plan.
1108
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:03,087
No?
1109
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,630
[Isabella] No, May just...
1110
01:13:05,964 --> 01:13:06,548
[Isabella scoffs]
1111
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,550
May... what?
1112
01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:11,261
[Isabella scoffs]
1113
01:13:11,303 --> 01:13:12,971
May what?
1114
01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:15,224
[Isabella whimpers]
1115
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:17,726
[Somber music]
1116
01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:19,493
[Janus] There's still
time to fix things!
1117
01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:22,981
We can go to the police.
1118
01:13:23,023 --> 01:13:24,250
We can tell them everything
that's happened...
1119
01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,692
Is this the supposed girlfriend?
1120
01:13:30,030 --> 01:13:31,030
Ex.
1121
01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:33,075
Ah! So you lied, huh?
1122
01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:36,203
Yeah, I did.
1123
01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:42,084
[Somber music]
1124
01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:44,253
[Isabella: Mouth
clicks] She looks tiny.
1125
01:13:45,045 --> 01:13:45,879
Gymnast?
1126
01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:46,921
[Janus] No.
1127
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:51,218
Former student?
1128
01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:57,182
We didn't start dating
after she graduated.
1129
01:13:57,891 --> 01:13:59,268
Of course you didn't.
1130
01:13:59,351 --> 01:14:01,936
I really don't want
to do this again.
1131
01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:02,771
Do what?
1132
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:06,358
This insufferable back and forth
1133
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:11,238
where I have to defend
everything I say and I do.
1134
01:14:11,864 --> 01:14:12,864
She looks young.
1135
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:15,283
[Isabella] Can she vote?
1136
01:14:15,909 --> 01:14:17,786
She's legal, okay?
1137
01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,539
Boy, that fills me
with confidence!
1138
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,084
[Janus] I'm not a pedophile.
1139
01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:34,255
[Intense music]
1140
01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:58,279
[Distorted music]
1141
01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:04,333
[Janus] I just like being with
someone who looks up to me.
1142
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:08,045
[Janus] And women my
own age tend not to.
1143
01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:15,010
[Isabella] That's
shocking to hear, Janus.
1144
01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:23,310
[Janus] There's nothing wrong with
dating someone younger than you.
1145
01:15:26,438 --> 01:15:30,567
Stop trying to make
everything I do problematic.
1146
01:15:31,985 --> 01:15:34,238
I won't let you feel better
1147
01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,449
about ruining my life!
1148
01:15:39,743 --> 01:15:42,621
[Intense music]
1149
01:15:42,746 --> 01:15:44,873
[Janus] Did May fuck things
up by messing up my hands?
1150
01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,793
[Janus] Does she
sometimes go too far?
1151
01:15:52,047 --> 01:15:55,217
Your little niece has
been tweeting about you.
1152
01:15:57,344 --> 01:16:00,472
[Isabella] Don't worry uncle
Janus. She's defending you.
1153
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:06,061
[Blows on hands]
1154
01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:11,441
[Picks up leather jacket]
1155
01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:19,902
[Footsteps]
1156
01:16:23,203 --> 01:16:24,413
Thank you?
1157
01:16:25,497 --> 01:16:26,748
She's not using it.
1158
01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:35,757
Want some cold fries?
1159
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:42,008
[Somber music]
1160
01:16:46,184 --> 01:16:50,439
[Sad music]
1161
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:04,661
[Closes container]
1162
01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:22,471
[Scoffs]
1163
01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:25,599
What?
1164
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,934
This kid is definitely
related to you.
1165
01:17:29,144 --> 01:17:30,479
What'd she say?
1166
01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,773
She just tweeted
1167
01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:34,733
It is not only what we do
1168
01:17:34,775 --> 01:17:37,903
but also what we do not do
for which we are accountable.
1169
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:39,404
Moliere.
1170
01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:40,446
Yup.
1171
01:17:42,699 --> 01:17:43,575
Jesus.
1172
01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:45,661
I know. She's almost
as pretentious as ..
1173
01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,704
What 11 year old
talks like this?
1174
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,832
[Sad music]
1175
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:54,002
Aw... She not only added
you but me and May.
1176
01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:56,546
She still loves us by the way.
1177
01:18:01,176 --> 01:18:02,177
No one's perfect.
1178
01:18:02,594 --> 01:18:07,724
[Sad music]
1179
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,143
A lot of people
are coming at her.
1180
01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:11,769
[Janus] What do you mean?
1181
01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:15,941
“How can you defend
him. He's a monster.”
1182
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:19,027
“Obviously the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.”
1183
01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,697
Who's saying these
things to her?
1184
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:23,479
[Isabella] All kinds of people.
1185
01:18:25,033 --> 01:18:26,118
She's child!
1186
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,703
[Isabella] People don't care.
1187
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:29,704
Well, they should.
1188
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:34,876
Also who lets a child that
young have a Tweeter account?
1189
01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:38,171
I said the same
thing to my sister.
1190
01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:40,132
She doesn't care.
1191
01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:43,969
Humanity must be exterminated.
1192
01:18:44,511 --> 01:18:45,511
Hmm.
1193
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:51,435
“This situation is much
larger than any of us”
1194
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,270
'You shouldn't be
posting about this”
1195
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:56,273
Who said that?
1196
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:57,482
Lyda.
1197
01:18:59,526 --> 01:19:01,319
God forbid she parent in person.
1198
01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:09,411
“People don't think about the
big picture or the greater good.”
1199
01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:11,580
“They're all myopic.”
1200
01:19:12,831 --> 01:19:16,918
”All anyone cares about is the
instant gratification of their needs.”
1201
01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:21,506
Who wrote that?
1202
01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:23,592
No one. I'm just saying it.
1203
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,306
How many of my lectures
have you listened to?
1204
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:32,017
All of the ones that
were available online.
1205
01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:40,942
I always loved having
me quoted back to me.
1206
01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:49,950
You know...
1207
01:19:50,076 --> 01:19:52,996
May means more to me than
anyone or anything in th..
1208
01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:57,375
Then why did you hurt her?
1209
01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:07,135
[Scoffs] Things haven't
been going as planned.
1210
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:17,145
I wouldn't say anything to
anyone if you just let me go.
1211
01:20:17,854 --> 01:20:20,899
I just want my life back, huh?
1212
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:24,820
I... I will drive away. You'll
never hear from me again.
1213
01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:28,489
[Isabella] You're already
all over the news.
1214
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:32,452
You could say it was a... a stunt
or... or something... for your show.
1215
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:35,497
[Janus] A war of the worlds
type thing for the internet age.
1216
01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:38,583
Will you stop talking
about us in your class?
1217
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:41,419
I will never mention either
one of your names ever again
1218
01:20:41,461 --> 01:20:43,463
in my fucking life!
1219
01:20:44,172 --> 01:20:46,049
I... I'll do whatever
you want me to do
1220
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,051
if... if you just let
me get out of here.
1221
01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:49,761
[Janus] I... I'll
even stop teaching!
1222
01:20:50,345 --> 01:20:52,681
I'll retire early! I'll
take up fucking knitting.
1223
01:20:52,722 --> 01:20:55,225
Whatever you want
me to do I'll do!
1224
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:05,569
[Footsteps]
1225
01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:06,695
What are you doing?
1226
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:07,820
[Isabella sniffles]
1227
01:21:08,989 --> 01:21:09,989
[Clip]
1228
01:21:12,325 --> 01:21:13,325
Run!
1229
01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:20,369
[Gasping for air]
1230
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:23,711
[Whimpers]
1231
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:25,546
Now!
1232
01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:26,214
Agh!
1233
01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,256
[Clip]
1234
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:30,718
[Clip]
1235
01:21:31,803 --> 01:21:33,722
[Janus screams in pain]
1236
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:38,977
[Deep breathing]
1237
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:40,437
[Keys rattle]
1238
01:21:41,771 --> 01:21:44,190
Huh!...Go!
1239
01:21:44,524 --> 01:21:48,153
[Coughs]
1240
01:21:48,528 --> 01:21:51,156
[Footsteps]
1241
01:21:51,197 --> 01:21:53,116
[Exhales heavily]
1242
01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:57,078
[Thundering sound]
1243
01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:02,584
Run! Ask is is a professor
of media studies at Anglesea
1244
01:22:07,505 --> 01:22:10,634
[May coughing]
1245
01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:12,427
[Footsteps]
1246
01:22:12,469 --> 01:22:13,469
[Janus] Urgh!
1247
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,680
[Footsteps]
1248
01:22:16,139 --> 01:22:19,601
[May coughing]
1249
01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:22,603
[Keys rattling]
1250
01:22:22,687 --> 01:22:23,687
[Opening door]
1251
01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:26,441
[Slamming door]
1252
01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:27,400
[Engine starts]
1253
01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:30,110
[Radio] Balaskas is a prof..
1254
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:33,448
With no known connection between
him and the victims at this time.
1255
01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:36,826
[Radio] Balaskas is driving
a 2012 red Saturn minivan.
1256
01:22:36,868 --> 01:22:39,453
If you have any information
on his whereabouts
1257
01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:41,373
please call our hotline
1258
01:22:41,414 --> 01:22:45,085
AAArgh! [Radio] 1-800-367-9678
1259
01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:48,588
Once more: If you see a
2012 red Saturn minivan
1260
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:53,802
please call our
hotline 1-800-367-9678
1261
01:22:53,843 --> 01:22:59,843
[Sad music]
1262
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:38,257
[Intense musical build up]
1263
01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:58,968
Help!...Help!
1264
01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:01,846
We're at the woods,
over near Copenhagen
1265
01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,932
He tried to...
1266
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,725
[Hangs up]
1267
01:25:06,184 --> 01:25:12,065
[Intense musical build up]
1268
01:25:12,273 --> 01:25:13,274
[Phone chimes]
1269
01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:14,775
[Phone chimes]
1270
01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:21,610
[phone chimes build up]
1271
01:25:24,452 --> 01:25:26,955
[May and Izzy wimper]
1272
01:25:27,288 --> 01:25:33,128
[phone chimes continue]
1273
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:43,382
[Dramatic music continues]
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