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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:42,190 Dear Jamie, when we're together, 2 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:45,470 I feel like we're not in high school, 3 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:48,590 but in our own little Chris-andJamie world. 4 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:50,910 Whether we're watching "Party of Five" 5 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,350 or practicing our cheers, 6 00:00:53,390 --> 00:00:56,390 I feel like I can just be myself. 7 00:00:56,470 --> 00:01:00,550 Jamie, we've been friends for a really long time, 8 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:02,510 but I want to be more than that. 9 00:01:02,550 --> 00:01:04,950 Oops! I don't think so. 10 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:09,270 Hoping to be your boyfriend. 11 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:11,190 Sincerely, Chris Brander. 12 00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:12,870 BFF! 13 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:15,630 * I swear * 14 00:01:15,670 --> 00:01:20,830 * By the moon and the stars in the skies * 15 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:23,670 * I'll be there, yeah * 16 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,510 * And I swear * 17 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:31,750 * Like a shadow that's by your side * 18 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:35,590 * I'll be there * 19 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:37,710 * For better or worse... * 20 00:01:37,790 --> 00:01:40,510 - Raise your hand if your brother's a homo! - * Till death do us part... * 21 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:43,150 - Get out of my room! - Mom! 22 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:46,310 Stupid! Anybody ever hear of privacy around here?! 23 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:49,470 - * I swear * - You're the homo. 24 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:58,750 Jamie! 25 00:01:58,830 --> 00:02:00,470 Yeah, I signed your yearbook. 26 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:02,910 Oh, you feel the same way about me? 27 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,510 Oh, you want a kiss? 28 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,710 Jamie, I signed your yearbook. 29 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:10,710 Jamie, I'm opening your gate. 30 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:29,110 What's up, guys? 31 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,070 - Class of '95. - Mm-mm. 32 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:34,350 Hey, what's up, Leon, Trevor? Great season. Great. 33 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,550 I love you. 34 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:42,350 - Hey, guys. - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 35 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,430 - Happy graduation, Chris. - What's going on? 36 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:46,310 I thought it was supposed to be just the four of us. 37 00:02:46,390 --> 00:02:48,030 The Palaminos decided to throw Jamie 38 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:50,510 - a surprise graduation party. - Oh, that's just great! 39 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:53,110 - Tonight's the night. - Where is she? 40 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:55,870 I think I saw her go in the garage with the football team. 41 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:59,590 - Sweet. - Hey. No fear, Chris, huh? This is your 42 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:02,310 - chance to get out of the "friend zone." - Yeah. 43 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,270 - Huh? - Okay. 44 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:09,750 *... for hip hop this is hip hop for today * 45 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:11,310 * I give props to hip hop, so hip hop hooray... * 46 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:13,790 Jamie. 47 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:16,750 - Chris! - Yay! 48 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:20,190 You came, finally! I'm so happy. 49 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:23,270 Oh, come on, come on! 50 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:32,950 Oh my God, we graduated! 51 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:34,550 Whoo! 52 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,710 - God. - Yeah. 53 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:40,030 What's up? 54 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:42,990 There's something I've been meaning to say to you. 55 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:45,110 Jamie! There you are. 56 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:47,630 - Hey, Tim. - Shut up, chubs. 57 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:49,430 Funny guy! 58 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,190 Jamie... 59 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:55,350 - will you sign my yearbook, please? - Can I do it later, Tim? 60 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:58,070 Can I do you later? 61 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,830 I need a beer! 62 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,230 I can't believe... 63 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:06,750 - I went out with him. - You went out with him. 64 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:09,470 Jinx! 1-2-34-5-6-7, can't say a thing till I say... 65 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:17,710 Come in. 66 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:22,470 - Oh, hi. Hi, Jamie. - Hey, Dusty. 67 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,710 I was hoping I'd find you here. 68 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,390 I didn't know you played guitar. 69 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:29,310 L-I r-really... 70 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:32,150 - I really want to be a famous musician. - Huh. 71 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,950 And, um, I wrote you a song. 72 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:38,190 He wrote me a song! That's so cute. 73 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:39,830 It's called "Jamie Smiles." 74 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,070 Aw. 75 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:47,070 * When Jam... * 76 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:48,470 Hold on. 77 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,510 * When Jamie... * 78 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:56,950 He's crazy. 79 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,710 * When Jamie... * 80 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:01,590 God damn it! Come on, Dusty! 81 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:05,070 Dusty, come here. 82 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:07,150 Maybe you should come back another time when you're... 83 00:05:07,190 --> 00:05:09,270 - Oh, no, I got it. - You can come back 84 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,230 and then play it for us later, okay? 85 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,230 - I really... I've got it. It's beautiful. - Yeah. 86 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:15,070 - It is. - Bye, Dusty. 87 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,350 Jesus. 88 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:19,870 Yeah. 89 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:21,950 Oh, I almost forgot. 90 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,030 I got you a little something right here. 91 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:26,950 Okay. Now I know it's a little dorky, 92 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:28,870 but I had to do it. 93 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,790 So look at it. 94 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:32,710 Will you put it on for me? 95 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,510 - Now? - Please, please? Put it on. 96 00:05:34,590 --> 00:05:36,990 - Okay. Quickly. - Okay okay okay okay. 97 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,710 - I think it's gonna fit. - Yeah. 98 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:40,830 - Let's see. - Okay. 99 00:05:40,870 --> 00:05:42,710 - Here we go. - Okay. 100 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:49,030 It's a little snug. 101 00:05:49,070 --> 00:05:51,390 Oh my God, isn't that so cute? 102 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:53,310 "Shakes come and go, 103 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:54,910 but friends are furrr-ever!" 104 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:56,990 That's adorable! Let's go show my mom. 105 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:58,990 She'll love it. Let's go show her. Come on. 106 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:00,870 - Let's not. No no. Come on. - Chris, she's gonna love it! 107 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:02,190 Just... just wait. 108 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:05,150 - Just... we're busy! - Chris, are you okay? 109 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:07,470 Yes, I'm fine. I just... 110 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,310 I signed your yearbook. 111 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:12,710 Um... 112 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:15,310 read it... please. 113 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:16,510 Okay. 114 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:22,910 Please, God. 115 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:26,350 "Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!" 116 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:28,630 - Oh! - Wait! That's not what I wrote! 117 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:30,590 This is Tim's yearbook. 118 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:34,550 - Chris? - Oh my God! 119 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,910 Listen to this. Listen to this. 120 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:38,630 "When we're together, I feel"... 121 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:40,590 - Gimme! - "Like we're not in high school, but we're 122 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,190 - in our own Chris-andJamie little world." - Tim... okay. 123 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,230 Okay. 124 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:47,510 - "You're my best friend..." - Please, don't read that. 125 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:49,430 "But I want to be more than that"? 126 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:50,870 Ooh! 127 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:52,870 "Hoping to be your boyfriend. 128 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:56,270 Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF." 129 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:59,350 It's a joke! That's a joke between me and Jamie! 130 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,150 Holy shit! Check out his shirt! 131 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:10,870 Aw, he's gonna cry. 132 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:12,630 See ya! 133 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,550 G'bye, fatty! 134 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,230 Chris! 135 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,550 Try a salad! 136 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:22,470 - Chris! - Leave me alone! 137 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:24,630 Don't worry about it. It happens to everybody. 138 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,830 Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote. 139 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:29,790 Is that really how you feel? 140 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:32,270 I don't know. Maybe. Why? 141 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:35,110 Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me. 142 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,190 It was? 143 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,550 Yes. 144 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:40,670 I love you, Chris... 145 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:45,870 - like a brother. - Hmm? 146 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:49,630 - We're friends, right? - For sure! 147 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:53,430 Ah, you pussy! 148 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:54,990 Shut up, Tim! 149 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:59,670 Don't you people have anything better to do?! 150 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,670 God! Just leave him alone! 151 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:05,510 You jerks! 152 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:07,270 - I'll show you! - Ooh! 153 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:09,590 I'll show all of you! 154 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:12,430 This town is full of losers 155 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:14,150 and I'm pulling out to win! 156 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:16,270 Chris! Chris, come back! 157 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:19,590 - My name is Chris Brander! - Chris, let's talk! 158 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:22,030 You remember that name! 'Cause I'm gonna be somebody! 159 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:48,470 I don't know what to say. 160 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:50,830 I mean, the sex is good, 161 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:52,470 but I'm a person too. 162 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,670 I mean, I have feelings and needs 163 00:08:54,710 --> 00:08:56,030 other than just physical! 164 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:59,070 Don't you have anything to say for yourself? 165 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:02,230 I think you've pretty much said it all. 166 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:05,110 You know what? This just isn't working out. 167 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,750 Have a great life, 'cause Athena's out! 168 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:12,590 I don't know why you just don't take me serious! 169 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,510 Wow! 170 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,430 I guess Athena's out. 171 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:22,830 God, can you believe that? 172 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:24,710 I get dumped four days before Christmas. 173 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,630 - I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing. 174 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,310 Technically, that makes you an accomplice. 175 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:29,790 Guilty as charged. 176 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,350 You know, in some cultures they'd spank you for that. 177 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:34,390 Oh, I love to travel. 178 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:37,630 - Chris Brander. - I'm Mandy. 179 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,270 Of course you are. You know, I know a song called "Mandy." 180 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,190 Oh! 181 00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:45,110 He shoots, he scores. 182 00:09:48,270 --> 00:09:51,310 - Nice, nice! - Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander! 183 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,510 You're the bad bunny. No. No, that's you. 184 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,670 You're the bad bunny. Yeah. 185 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,430 Okay, that's enough out of you. 186 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:00,430 Next time you call me, you call me collect. 187 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:02,350 Okay. Bye-bye. 188 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:04,910 - So how'd it go last night? - Home by 10:00. 189 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,190 Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01. 190 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:09,590 Nice. What about Sheila? Are you making any headway? 191 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,510 We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today... 192 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:13,550 Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't... don't do that. 193 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,270 - Okay? Don't do lunch. - Why? 194 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,430 That's like the express lane to the friend zone. 195 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:19,670 What the hell's the friend zone? 196 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,830 See when a girl decides that you're her friend, 197 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,350 you're no longer a dating option. 198 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:25,790 You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, 199 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:27,550 like her brother. Or a lamp. 200 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:29,110 I don't want to be a lamp. 201 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:31,190 Yeah. Well, then don't be her friend, okay? 202 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:34,270 Oh. Take that guy, for example. 203 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,310 - You mean that couple? - No no no. 204 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:38,830 No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple. 205 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:40,590 - What is your point? - My point is... 206 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:43,310 call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. 207 00:10:43,390 --> 00:10:45,150 Move your day date to tonight. 208 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:47,990 Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 209 00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:51,230 - 'Cause friends don't kiss. - All right. "Aloof." 210 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:53,670 Hi. 211 00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:58,830 - Straight to voicemail. - Ouch. 212 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:01,430 Hope you're not too late. You may already be girlfriends. 213 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:04,710 - Really? How will I know? - Look. It doesn't matter, okay? 214 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:08,430 If you feel yourself going there, walk away. 215 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:10,110 Where'd you come up with this theory? 216 00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,790 Some chick f'd me up in high school bad. 217 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:15,070 Excuse me. Excuse me. 218 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,550 Excuse you! 219 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:18,150 I saw you flirting with me out there. 220 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:20,310 How could you do that to your boyfriend? 221 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:22,590 Who, him? We're just friends. 222 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:27,870 Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I wouldn't do that. 223 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:29,910 No, I'm driving through a tunnel. 224 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,350 Okay. One second here. Hey, Francine, you look great. 225 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,670 - Thanks. - That color really brings out your legs. 226 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:38,630 Hey, I don't even know you. Yeah. Ho-ho-ho. 227 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,190 That's great. Merry Christmas. 228 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,350 I can still see it. I can still... rub harder! 229 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:43,950 Don't dab at it! Rub it. 230 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:46,110 Rub, rub it, rub it! 231 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:48,230 Look, honestly, these pants make me look fat? 232 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:49,990 - Well... - You're fired! 233 00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,830 - What? - I'm kidding. 234 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:54,350 Ho-ho-ho! Who's got a Christmas present? 235 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,910 I do. 236 00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:57,830 How you doing, boss? Merry Christmas. 237 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:59,750 - I look fat in these pants? - Hell no. 238 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:01,710 Excellent! So you're seeing your family 239 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,790 - for the holidays. - Well, as a matter of fact... 240 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,270 - Wait. You want anything? - No. 241 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,950 Go! Wait. 242 00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:09,830 - Family. - Parents are separated. 243 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,710 - Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... - Fabulous. 244 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,430 - Check this out. - Yeah. Great. Good. 245 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:16,670 First up tonight, you've seen her in the pages of magazines, 246 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,630 and well, the opening of practically anything, 247 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,790 but what what you may not know about this "it" girl... 248 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,510 is her humanitarian side. 249 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:24,030 Hey, everyone. I'm Samantha James 250 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,470 and I'm here with Mr. Cluck Cluck 251 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,430 and my new best friend Wafoofi 252 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,670 and we're part of a kick-ass humanitarian effort 253 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,310 to help promote vegetarianism in third world countries, 254 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,950 which is really really important. 255 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,870 Okay, and speaking of really really important... 256 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,430 I have some good news. 257 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,150 I've been recording for my new album 258 00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:43,150 which I hope to have out early next... 259 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:47,190 - I want that album. - Hah! What?! 260 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:48,630 - Samantha James? - Yeah. 261 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:50,630 No no no no. Listen to me very carefully now. 262 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:52,830 Samantha James is a crazy person. 263 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,910 Hey, you're the one that used to diddle her, not me. 264 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:57,950 It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital. 265 00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,390 Have you seen this poster? Huh? Have you seen... 266 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,150 - this poster? - Yeah, with the fruit. 267 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,790 This is the hottest-selling poster in the United States. 268 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:06,750 People love her. They love her! 269 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,590 Oh, who loves her? 270 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:11,110 MTV just got her a new reality show next year. 271 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:14,510 We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit 272 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,990 plus free promotion. 273 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,430 - She's recording over... - I know where she's recording. 274 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:21,590 Good. Good. Make me happy. 275 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,310 Go away. Wait. Not you. 276 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:25,150 Wait! 277 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:28,070 You don't make me happy, I'm gonna find somebody else to make me happy. 278 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,430 Loud and clear. Yeah. Clear as a bell. 279 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,390 - Good. - Okay. 280 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:32,870 What are you still doing here? 281 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,070 Go! Go get me lobster! 282 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,710 Go! Run! Lobster! 283 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,670 Run away! Run! Daddy want a fish! 284 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,710 * Uh, uh, uh * 285 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:47,790 * Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier! * 286 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:50,430 * We might be a world apart * 287 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,550 * World apart * 288 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,430 * But you're always in my heart * 289 00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:56,390 * Always in my heart * 290 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:59,190 - * When you look up at the stars * - * Look up at the stars * 291 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:02,310 - * Feel my love from afar * - * Afar afar * 292 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:06,030 - * Looking down like a shining star * - * Shining star * 293 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:09,590 - * Dancing free with my guitar * - * My guitar * 294 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:12,910 - * I don't know just where you are * - * Where are you? * 295 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,910 * Love from afar, love from afar * 296 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:19,070 * Feel my love... * 297 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:23,390 Cut! Cut! 298 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,710 Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me? 299 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,430 No one, Samantha. 300 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,830 It's been the same key for the last 43 takes. 301 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:35,310 Well, something's off then, because I'm just not feeling it, okay? 302 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,110 God, I need my guitar. 303 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,710 - We need to mix the tracks separately. - No! 304 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:43,990 My lyrics say "dancing free with my guitar," Ron. 305 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:46,110 So, I'm gonna be real, okay? 306 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:48,470 I'm not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there 307 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:51,990 turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe. 308 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,950 Okay? I need to transcend! 309 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,830 Are you guys even listening to me? 310 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:58,190 * You guys are assholes, you're assholes... * 311 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,310 - Switch it off, guys. - * Ron, you're an asshole * 312 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:03,430 * You guys are assholes, You're assholes. * 313 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,270 She's all yours. 314 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,470 Chris! 315 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,710 Hey! 316 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,990 I can't hear you, Samantha. I can't hear you, Samantha. 317 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:19,030 - Can't hear you. - Oh. 318 00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:22,830 Oh, light bulb. There you go. 319 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,870 Oh my God, I don't believe it! 320 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,950 God, I've missed you. 321 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,870 Oh... okay. 322 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:38,350 Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me, 323 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:41,070 or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me? 324 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,630 Both? 325 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,390 That's cool. Guess I missed you too. 326 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,510 God, I want to lick your skin off! 327 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,510 - I prefer you didn't. - But I want to. 328 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,870 Don't. 329 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:57,950 Ow! 330 00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:00,510 Ooh, you're gonna get it. You're gonna get it, baby. 331 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:03,750 - I don't want it. - Bad kitty. Meow, meow. 332 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,830 - Okay. - Oh! Listen, what're you doing 333 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:08,190 - over the holidays? - I'm going to Santa Barbara... 334 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:09,390 'Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris. 335 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,910 Okay, Paris isn't gonna work for... 336 00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:12,950 I'm gonna call my assistant and we're gonna go tonight. 337 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,230 We can work and play. Mreow. 338 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,550 Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it! 339 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,710 This one's called "Forgiveness." 340 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,030 Ahem. 341 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,350 * Forgiveness * 342 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,910 * Forgiveness * 343 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,950 * Is more than saying sorry * 344 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,990 * To forgive is divine * 345 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,990 * So let's have a glass of wine * 346 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:49,750 * And have makeup sex * 347 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,230 * Until the end of * 348 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,230 * Time time time time * 349 00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:57,990 * Time * 350 00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,750 * Time. * 351 00:17:01,510 --> 00:17:03,630 So what did you you think? 352 00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:05,750 Ah! 353 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,390 I mean, my God! 354 00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:10,470 Oh my God, you're sweet. 355 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,150 - What is that? - This is a taser gun. 356 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,550 My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers. 357 00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:18,710 Bam! Ha ha ha! 358 00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:22,110 Ooh, ahi tuna. 359 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,870 - You want some? Yummy yummy. - I'll pass. 360 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,150 Ahi! 361 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,870 Oh, I'm so glad KC got us back together. 362 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,630 Yeah, you're awful. 363 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:34,150 Hey, I have a great idea. 364 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,390 What if on our way to Paris we stop off in Ireland 365 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,230 and find out where U2 lives? 366 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:41,070 What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup? 367 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:43,070 I'd be all... * Forgiveness is the way, * 368 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:46,230 and he'd go, * Forgiveness every day * only all Bono-y. 369 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,190 Wouldn't that be amazing? 370 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,950 Ah! What if I added more vibrato? 371 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,870 * Forgiveness * 372 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:58,550 * Is more than sayin' sorry * 373 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,910 * To forgive is divine * 374 00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:07,990 * So let's have a glass of... * 375 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,750 Okay. Who's the genius behind this? 376 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,030 The container said "microwavable." 377 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,550 But the aluminum foil wasn't. 378 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,070 Well, I'm not supposed to worry about stuff like that. 379 00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:20,470 I'm the talent. 380 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,790 Daddy, we're down. 381 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,710 Not exactly warm out here, is it? 382 00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:27,670 - How long till we're airborne again? - Nice plane! 383 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,230 - Not till tomorrow. - Ah, terrific. Where are we? 384 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,790 Not happy! 385 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:34,510 We're on a private field an hour outside of Trenton. 386 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:37,430 Jersey? We're in New Jersey? 387 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:40,350 Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk'd? 388 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,230 Where's Ashton? Ha! 389 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,230 Ashton! 390 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,150 Oh my God! Ha ha. 391 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,070 You totally got me! 392 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:48,790 Ashton? 393 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:53,310 I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. 394 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:55,230 Was this one of your clever little plans? 395 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,510 Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire. 396 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:01,390 Surprise! 397 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,790 Ow! 398 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,270 Oh, my little boy. 399 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,750 Be right down. 400 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,750 * La da da, da da * 401 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:37,910 * La da da da * 402 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:41,550 * La da da, da da * 403 00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:44,430 * La da da da * 404 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:47,990 * La da da, da da * 405 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:51,750 * Da da da da. * 406 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,630 I do not remember Jersey being this cold. 407 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,030 Well, it's been uncommonly cold this month. 408 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:07,230 We've gone through seven bags of rock salt. 409 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,910 Your house is just so quaint, Mrs. Brander, 410 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,350 I mean, Chris, you never told me you were so provincial. 411 00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:13,630 It's like a true rags to riches story, 412 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:16,190 but I've always found the middle class to be just so much more real. 413 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,790 I mean, isn't Chris great? 414 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,710 Yeah, he is a nice boy. 415 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:24,950 You know, he usually flies us out to Los Angeles. 416 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,870 It's been, uh... 417 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:29,150 oh, nine, 10... 418 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,230 - It's 10 years. Yeah. - 10? 419 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:33,510 10 years since he's been home. 420 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:36,030 - All right. Good job, Dougie. - Oh, hi, honey! 421 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,550 Oh my God. 422 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,510 - Mikey. - Oh my God! 423 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:48,110 - Is that my Christmas present? - Sam, my younger brother Mike. 424 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:50,750 - Samantha James. - Samantha James. 425 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,990 Mike Brander. It is an honor. 426 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:55,230 I have your poster on my wall, 427 00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:58,510 - but you are way hotter in person. - I know! 428 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,950 - You have her poster on your wall? - Yeah. 429 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,990 I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago. 430 00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:04,950 What ham did you slap? 431 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,430 Not the ham that I just bought? 432 00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:10,430 Oh, Mrs. Brander, do you have anything else besides ham? 433 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,150 Because I'm on the Perricone diet 434 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,950 and I need salmon like now. 435 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:17,390 I love salmon. It's the prettiest color for bedrooms. 436 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:20,310 - So relaxing. - I'm gonna start drinking. 437 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:22,350 Um, does anybody want anything? Some coffee? 438 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:23,990 Maybe some salmon or something? 439 00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,870 Just gonna... 440 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,510 yeah. 441 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,270 Mike! Good to be home. 442 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:40,630 Oh, boy. Okay. 443 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:43,990 Hi. Yes, I know, very exciting. 444 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,550 Hi. Hi. 445 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:48,470 Oh. Chris, let's get it to go. 446 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:50,550 People are staring at me. 447 00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,910 Oh my God... plastic menus! 448 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:56,590 Well, this isn't gonna work, is it now, Chris? 449 00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:57,590 Chris? 450 00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:02,390 Excuse me, but I was wondering if you think 451 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,430 America will ever switch to the metric system? 452 00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:06,230 Well, that's a very interesting... 453 00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:11,190 - Oh my God! Chris! - I don't believe this! 454 00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:14,310 - Oh! God, you look great! - I don't... you look great! 455 00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:16,790 - Well, thank you! How you been? - We're married. 456 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:18,870 - You're married! - Married? 457 00:22:18,950 --> 00:22:21,390 - Oh, yeah, we're married, we got a kid. TJ. - We have a son. TJ. 458 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,510 - TJ! - He looks like me. He's got Clark's eyes... 459 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:25,470 Oh my God! Where does the time go? 460 00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:27,990 He's like the creative mind kid, he's like, brilliant and you can meet him. 461 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:30,470 - That's great! - God, look at those teeth! 462 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,350 Those are some nice veneers you got, my friend. 463 00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:34,310 - Don't tell me that you're a dentist. - A dentist? 464 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:37,990 - I totally sold out, dude. - Hey, you and me both, buddy. 465 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,710 Hey, lover, aren't you gonna introduce me, huh? 466 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,270 Yes! 467 00:22:42,350 --> 00:22:44,030 Samantha, these are my old friends. 468 00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:46,150 This is Clark, this is Darla. 469 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:49,150 Your names are "Clark" and "Darla"? 470 00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:50,270 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 471 00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:52,950 Oh my God, that is so cute! 472 00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:54,990 I just wanna eat you both up! 473 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,510 Okay, I am gonna go to the little girl's room. 474 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:01,390 - Good. - And then we're outie. 475 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:04,110 - Okay. - Okay. 476 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,950 She's... uh, incoming. 477 00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:08,750 Oh my God. 478 00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:11,110 Check out that girl's ass. Huge! 479 00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:14,430 It was so nice meeting you. 480 00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:19,470 Mm. Darla. 481 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,110 She's adorable. 482 00:23:25,190 --> 00:23:27,350 - And affectionate. - Christ sakes. 483 00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:30,350 - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! - Yes! You guys, so good... 484 00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:32,630 Chris Brander? Chris Brander? 485 00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:34,150 Holy... 486 00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:37,830 I saw you at the Grammys sitting next to P. Diddy! 487 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,430 It's me Tim. You remember? 488 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:41,750 Oh, how could I forget you, Tim? 489 00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:43,670 Hey, you got $5 490 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,790 that I can, like, have? 491 00:23:46,790 --> 00:23:48,710 Yeah. 492 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,390 You keep living the dream, Tim. 493 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:51,350 Done! 494 00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:52,470 Buh-bye now. 495 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:55,390 - Class of '95! - Class of '95! 496 00:23:55,470 --> 00:23:57,110 Here's your money, bitch! 497 00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:59,310 - He looks good. - Man, I can't believe... 498 00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:01,430 wha... like what happened? Where did you go? 499 00:24:01,510 --> 00:24:04,230 Hey, you know... just migrated west. 500 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:06,790 You know, I'm living the dream out there, I guess. 501 00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:08,830 I just stayed with my dad for awhile, and... 502 00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:12,150 yeah, hocked my soul for a record executive job... 503 00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:15,190 and started... I mean I had an internship first 504 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:16,630 - a couple of years. - Uh-huh, right. 505 00:24:19,030 --> 00:24:21,270 Jamie. 506 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:26,550 Jamie? 507 00:24:27,870 --> 00:24:30,350 - Chris, hi! - Hi! 508 00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:33,230 What are you doing down there? 509 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:36,030 Oh, I'm just busted! 510 00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:39,590 How are you? Oh, shit. Hold on. 511 00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:42,430 Wow! 512 00:24:42,510 --> 00:24:44,150 Look at you! 513 00:24:44,230 --> 00:24:45,790 Oh my God, 514 00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:48,110 I can put my arms around you. 515 00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:52,350 - You look so great! Look at this body! - Thank you. 516 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,070 - You're like a new man! - Yeah. 517 00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:56,990 These arms and your belly, 518 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:58,950 and look at... pecs, and... 519 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,470 Wow! Chris Brander. 520 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:04,310 God. Jamie Palamino. 521 00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:10,070 So, um... so how long are you in town for? 522 00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:12,190 Um, just the night, actually. 523 00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:14,390 Just one night, really? You can't stay any longer? 524 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:17,510 No. I wish I could, but l... 525 00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:19,470 Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor. 526 00:25:22,110 --> 00:25:25,470 - Yeah. - Okay, um... 527 00:25:25,550 --> 00:25:28,030 all right, well... 528 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,510 - it's really great to see you again. - You too. 529 00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:34,030 Oh. 530 00:25:34,070 --> 00:25:35,550 Wow... 531 00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:40,390 Just give me a call sometime. 532 00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:42,390 I'm living with my parents. 533 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:45,270 Oh, I know. I'm living with my parents. 534 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:48,230 Okay, bye. 535 00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:51,350 - Bye. - Bye. 536 00:25:53,710 --> 00:25:56,670 - Jamie Pal. - Whoa! 537 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,150 She's like a box of fine wine. 538 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,790 You would know. 539 00:26:00,870 --> 00:26:03,390 You know, in high school you'd never get a girl like that. 540 00:26:03,470 --> 00:26:05,350 And now you get whoever you want. 541 00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:09,910 I bet you could definitely hit Jamie Pal. 542 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:12,390 - Definitely. - Okay. Okay. 543 00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:18,750 - Excuse me. - Oh yeah. 544 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:20,910 You go! Whoo! 545 00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:23,150 - Hey! - Hey! 546 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:26,390 Look, there is a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day. 547 00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:28,830 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Um, nothing. 548 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,470 - Do you want to meet for lunch? - You mean like a day date? 549 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,390 Yeah. 550 00:26:33,470 --> 00:26:34,870 Great! 551 00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:36,790 Chris! Chris! 552 00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:39,230 - I'll pick you up at noon. - Chris! Chris! 553 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:42,350 - Chris! Chris! Chris! - Awesome, I'm really... 554 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:45,470 - I'm busy! - I'm busy! Stupid dick! 555 00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:48,190 - That sounds awesome. I'll see you then. - Bye. 556 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,190 Let's go. 557 00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:55,430 - What was that all about? - Nothing. 558 00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:56,990 It's just an old friend saying hi. 559 00:26:57,070 --> 00:26:58,950 Yeah, well, let's keep it that way. 560 00:26:58,990 --> 00:27:01,790 - It's not a handball. - My handball. 561 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,150 Meow. Meow. 562 00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:16,750 * I used to know you when we were young * 563 00:27:16,830 --> 00:27:20,070 * You were in all my dreams * 564 00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:24,550 * We sat together in period one * 565 00:27:24,630 --> 00:27:27,510 * Fridays at 8:15... * 566 00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:31,350 - Whoa. - * But I will wait for you * 567 00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:35,630 * As long as I need to * 568 00:27:35,710 --> 00:27:39,990 * And if you ever get back to Hackensack * 569 00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:45,590 * I'll be here for you. * 570 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:55,990 * Jesus Christ our savior was born upon this day * 571 00:27:56,070 --> 00:27:58,870 * To save us all from Satan's power * 572 00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:01,430 * When we were gone astray * 573 00:28:01,510 --> 00:28:02,950 * Oh, tidings... * 574 00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:04,350 Hey! Dumb-ass. 575 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,470 Wake up. 576 00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:08,430 - Hey, wake up. - Ah! Agh! 577 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:09,910 Morning. 578 00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:11,910 Ow ow! 579 00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:14,310 Agh! What? 580 00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:15,950 I need you to do me a favor. 581 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,910 What do you want from me?! 582 00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:19,590 I ran into Jamie Palomino last night. 583 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:21,550 Oh, here we go again. 584 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:23,790 I'm not the same person I was in high-school, pal. 585 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,430 You'll always be fat to me, Chris. 586 00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:27,670 What do you want from me?! 587 00:28:27,710 --> 00:28:30,110 I need you to detain Samantha. 588 00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:31,670 I could do that. 589 00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:35,150 - Chris, wait! - It's a beautiful day. 590 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,190 What about Paris? 591 00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:39,910 Look, Paris can wait. This is important. You don't wanna be 592 00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:41,950 - out of touch with your audience, do you? - No. 593 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:43,870 No, well then, you need to connect with your audience, 594 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:45,190 you need to feed off their energy. 595 00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:47,590 After all, they're the ones who're gonna be buying your album. 596 00:28:47,630 --> 00:28:49,510 The problem is where in New Jersey are we gonna find 597 00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:51,630 a proper cross-section of your fans? 598 00:28:52,910 --> 00:28:54,910 - The mall? - A mall! 599 00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:56,430 That's a great idea! 600 00:28:57,990 --> 00:28:59,790 - We have so much in common! - I know! 601 00:28:59,870 --> 00:29:01,710 - God. - Let's do it to it! 602 00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:03,470 Whoa! I am not going with him! 603 00:29:03,550 --> 00:29:06,510 Look, what better way to relate to your fans than to go with one? 604 00:29:06,590 --> 00:29:08,470 In we go. 605 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:10,870 Hey! You're not coming with me? 606 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,190 - Hmm-mm. - No, sweetie. You need to do this alone. 607 00:29:13,270 --> 00:29:14,870 - I can't be your crutch. - But l... 608 00:29:14,950 --> 00:29:16,310 Watch your face! 609 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:18,110 Buckle up! 610 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,910 Great. That's good. 611 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:27,470 That's looking good. 612 00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:33,790 Great, guys. Really good. 613 00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:38,070 Mr. Palamino, how you doing? 614 00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:39,870 Well well well, 615 00:29:39,950 --> 00:29:42,990 if it isn't Mr. Valentine's Day! 616 00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:46,230 This guy, every Valentine's Day, he'd buy Jamie like a dozen roses. 617 00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:48,990 Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts! 618 00:29:49,070 --> 00:29:51,830 Ha! Till we explained, of course, it was just her little friend Chris. 619 00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:53,790 Yeah, I remember that. 620 00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:56,150 You prick. 621 00:29:56,230 --> 00:29:59,030 I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir. 622 00:29:59,070 --> 00:30:01,110 - Hey! In the state! - Hey, Chris! 623 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,790 I'll be right out. 624 00:30:02,830 --> 00:30:05,550 So, uh, how'd you lose all that weight? 625 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:08,110 Like that retard from Subway? 626 00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:09,550 It was great talking to you, sir. 627 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,750 Are you kidding me? 628 00:30:13,830 --> 00:30:15,670 I rented the nicest Porsche in New Jersey. 629 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,390 I'm just gonna play this whole thing aloof 630 00:30:17,470 --> 00:30:19,710 and she's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand in no time. 631 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,750 Gotta go. 632 00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:23,510 Hey. 633 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:26,910 Wow! Porsche. Girls must love this. 634 00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:29,510 I hate this stupid thing too. It's a rental. 635 00:30:29,590 --> 00:30:32,390 So ostentatious. It's all they had left. 636 00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,350 Hmm. 637 00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:40,350 - God, this place hasn't changed a bit. - I know. 638 00:30:40,430 --> 00:30:42,350 Are you sure that you don't want to go someplace else? 639 00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:45,430 - No, we can't leave. We have history here. - History. 640 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:49,190 Oh my goodness, I remember you two. 641 00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:52,270 Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore. 642 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:55,270 - Oh, my personal space. - I'll be right back. 643 00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:58,110 I've got a little surprise for you. 644 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,350 Can't wait. 645 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:01,830 Haha! Chubby bunny! 646 00:31:01,870 --> 00:31:04,550 Ahh! Thanks for reminding me I was fat. 647 00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:08,390 So why did you disappear on me 10 years ago? 648 00:31:09,550 --> 00:31:11,710 Uh, listen, about that... 649 00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,230 Where you that mad at me? 650 00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:16,510 Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right? 651 00:31:16,590 --> 00:31:18,830 I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore. 652 00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:22,430 You were never a dweeb, Chris. 653 00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,310 - So, tell me about your job. - Oh my God. 654 00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:27,630 You know, once you get over all the glamour, you know, it's uh... 655 00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:29,390 - it's nothing but total insanity. - Mm. 656 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,910 You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte... 657 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:35,150 it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name-dropping right now 658 00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:37,630 and I'd really like to stop. Mick Jagger. How 'bout you? 659 00:31:37,710 --> 00:31:40,270 You know, what happened to you? How'd you end up working at The Maple? 660 00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:42,110 I don't work at The Maple. 661 00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:44,630 I mean, I work at The Maple but I don't really work at The Maple. 662 00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:46,230 - Yeah. - I'm studying to be a teacher 663 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,750 so I'm living at home and I'm working... 664 00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:49,950 It's the coast. Be right back. 665 00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:54,990 What happened to him? 666 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:57,550 * Five golden rings * 667 00:31:57,630 --> 00:32:00,350 - * Four calling birds * - I don't care what your mommy said. 668 00:32:00,430 --> 00:32:02,470 * Three French hens, two turtle doves * 669 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:03,990 Oh, this is gonna be a great song. "Mall People." 670 00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:05,990 "Mall people, they come and go... 671 00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:07,950 small people, they just don't know." 672 00:32:08,030 --> 00:32:10,470 - How's it goin'? - Fantastic. 673 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:11,950 - How's it going with Jamie? - Treating her like 674 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:14,230 - every boyfriend she's ever had. - You da man! 675 00:32:14,310 --> 00:32:16,590 - So I wanna run an idea by you. - No. 676 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:19,830 Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, what if I went to Paris with Samantha 677 00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:21,510 - instead of you? That way you... - No. 678 00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:23,110 - You haven't heard the whole thing yet! - No. 679 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,310 You know what, just... just think about it and get back to me. 680 00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:26,990 Ow! 681 00:32:29,510 --> 00:32:32,310 - Oh my God! - I gotta go. 682 00:32:38,350 --> 00:32:40,590 - So, how's the coast? - Super. 683 00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:42,870 Here we go! 684 00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:45,470 One grilled cheese with ranch on the side 685 00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:49,550 and one Sugar Mountain Supreme for the chubby bunny. 686 00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:52,070 Excuse me, um, 687 00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:54,230 this-this... this isn't gonna work for me. 688 00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:56,790 But this is what you always order. 689 00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:59,670 Yeah. 10 years ago, when I was a whale. 690 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:02,390 The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding. 691 00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:03,990 What? 692 00:33:05,590 --> 00:33:08,430 - Be more rude! - She's rude! She's rude! 693 00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:10,790 I haven't had sweets in 10 years, okay? Do you know 694 00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:13,150 - what this would do to my stomach? - Relax, little girl. 695 00:33:13,230 --> 00:33:16,110 I'll have the pancakes and you can have my sandwich, okay? 696 00:33:17,270 --> 00:33:19,550 I'll just enjoy this glass of water. 697 00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:23,950 I'm stuffed. 698 00:33:29,830 --> 00:33:32,590 Good times. Good times! 699 00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,030 - Yeah. - Yeah. 700 00:33:34,110 --> 00:33:36,030 - Thanks again for lunch. - Oh, I'll get your door. 701 00:33:36,110 --> 00:33:38,030 Oh. Okay. 702 00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:39,470 Shit. 703 00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:46,390 - Whew! - Yeah. 704 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:50,950 Well, it was great seeing you again. 705 00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:52,350 You too. 706 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,790 Yeah, glad I ran into you last night. 707 00:33:53,870 --> 00:33:55,710 Yeah, it was a surprise. 708 00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:57,630 Big surprise. Yeah. 709 00:33:57,710 --> 00:33:59,190 It's cold out here. 710 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,150 Yeah, it is. It's like the South Pole. 711 00:34:01,190 --> 00:34:03,830 It's like the deep South Pole if there was one. 712 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:05,550 There isn't, though. 713 00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:07,270 Um, thanks for walking me to my door. 714 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:10,070 Yeah. Again, it was great seeing you... 715 00:34:10,070 --> 00:34:11,030 again. 716 00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:12,790 - You, too. - Yeah. 717 00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:15,030 Take care. Uh... 718 00:34:15,110 --> 00:34:17,270 Yeah, you too. Oh, uh... 719 00:34:19,710 --> 00:34:21,390 - Oh. - That's good. 720 00:34:21,470 --> 00:34:23,750 Ow! 721 00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:27,390 - Take care. - You too. 722 00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:29,630 Hmm. 723 00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:53,950 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 724 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:55,790 What the hell?! 725 00:34:58,710 --> 00:35:00,590 God! 726 00:35:04,910 --> 00:35:06,590 Oh my God! 727 00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:09,190 It's the South Pole! It's the deep South Pole? 728 00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:11,150 It's the South Pole. The deep South Pole! 729 00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:13,190 I don't think there is one, but if there was one 730 00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:15,230 I bet it would be in the south! 731 00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:27,190 - I left my gloves in the car. - Oh. 732 00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:35,070 - There you go. - Thanks. 733 00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,510 Hey, look who's here! What's up, Hollywood? 734 00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:50,190 - How the big date go? - It was terrible. 735 00:35:50,270 --> 00:35:52,470 I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? 736 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,990 Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. 737 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:58,790 I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body. 738 00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:01,430 So y-you gave her a body shake? 739 00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:04,790 Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing? 740 00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:07,270 It looks like you picked up right where you left off. 741 00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:08,870 You're back in the friend zone. 742 00:36:09,870 --> 00:36:11,270 Oh, f-f... 743 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,230 What? 744 00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,950 Little problem. 745 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,830 Okay, she's got a bit of a headache. 746 00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:33,950 It's not that bad. Ha! 747 00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:36,710 Oh my God! 748 00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:39,070 What the hell happened to her? 749 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:41,430 Long story short, she fell. 750 00:36:41,510 --> 00:36:43,230 Samantha, are you okay? 751 00:36:43,310 --> 00:36:44,910 I'm gonna make bubble. 752 00:36:44,990 --> 00:36:46,670 Dude, she's fine! 753 00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:49,390 Look at her. She's having a good time. She's got her toothpaste. 754 00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:52,270 All you had to do was watch her for a few hours. What did you do to her? 755 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,990 Nothing! She's just all loopy from all the Vicodin. 756 00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:57,110 Where did you get the Vicodin? 757 00:36:57,190 --> 00:36:59,070 Mom. 758 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,870 Blueberry! 759 00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:03,230 Okay. I'm gonna kill you. 760 00:37:03,310 --> 00:37:04,950 What?! You said detain her! 761 00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:06,950 - You're a dead man, Mike! - She's detained! 762 00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:10,150 Eww. 763 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:11,630 - My balls! - Oh. 764 00:37:13,670 --> 00:37:15,910 You're dead. 765 00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,830 No, Chris! No! 766 00:37:17,910 --> 00:37:19,750 Chris... 767 00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:21,470 Chris, no! 768 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:24,630 - My boss! Truce! - Truce! 769 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,230 - Truce! - Okay. 770 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,270 - Hello? - Nyah! 771 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:29,150 Hey, Chrissy! 772 00:37:29,190 --> 00:37:31,070 How's my future star doing? 773 00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:32,670 Great. She's doing great, sir. 774 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,910 So let me... let me... let me say hi to her. 775 00:37:34,990 --> 00:37:37,070 Uh, she's a little incapacitated at the moment. 776 00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:40,110 Oh, a little incapacitated, that's my baby, that's my boy! 777 00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:43,830 Look, when you two get back, I've got this incredible marketing campaign 778 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:46,430 lined up for the spring quarter. Our number one priority: 779 00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:49,630 - Samantha James! - Awesome. 780 00:37:49,670 --> 00:37:52,310 Three two, one! 781 00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:55,190 Ho-ho-ho. 782 00:37:55,230 --> 00:37:58,430 - Yeah-ha-ha! Yeah! - Merry Christmas! 783 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,470 It's a Palamino Christmas! 784 00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:02,430 Again! 785 00:38:05,110 --> 00:38:06,990 - Hello? - Jamie. 786 00:38:07,030 --> 00:38:09,110 - Hey. - What's up? 787 00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:11,990 Listen, you're never gonna believe this, but I can't get a flight out. 788 00:38:12,030 --> 00:38:14,230 - I'm stuck here another day. - Oh. 789 00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:15,710 I want to apologize for earlier. 790 00:38:15,790 --> 00:38:17,230 - Let me make it up to you. - I taste good. 791 00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:19,190 Do you want to go ice skating? 792 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,630 - I thought you hated ice skating. - I used to, 793 00:38:21,710 --> 00:38:24,510 but you know, I'm actually pretty damn good now. 794 00:38:24,590 --> 00:38:25,790 I'm the MVP in my league, in fact. 795 00:38:25,830 --> 00:38:27,950 Come on, it'll be like old times. 796 00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:32,270 - Hello, Joyce? - Mom? I'm on the phone. 797 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,870 Oh! Well, Chris, what are you doing over at Joyce's? 798 00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:38,670 No, Mom. I'm in the living room, 10 feet away from you 799 00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:40,470 - and I'm on the phone. - Oh. 800 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:41,870 Well, you know, I was wondering 801 00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:44,550 while I have you on the phone, what would you like for dinner? 802 00:38:44,630 --> 00:38:48,190 We-we have a choice between chicken chow mein or pot roast. 803 00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:50,190 Mom. Please. 804 00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:52,270 Mom! 805 00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:54,790 - Mom! - What is it, peanut? 806 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:55,990 Where are my ice skates? 807 00:38:56,070 --> 00:38:58,670 Oh, honey, I gave those away years ago. 808 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:00,590 Are you serious? I need them. 809 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:03,670 Well, honey, why would I keep them? You're never here. 810 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:06,150 Besides, you-you weren't terribly good at ice skating. 811 00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:08,070 Well, I'm good now! 812 00:39:08,150 --> 00:39:10,430 And I need my skates to show off my talents. 813 00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:13,790 Oh, well, honey, I'm sure you can rent a pair. 814 00:39:13,870 --> 00:39:16,350 Besides, you don't have to show off for Jamie. 815 00:39:16,390 --> 00:39:18,790 Just... just be yourself. 816 00:39:18,870 --> 00:39:21,550 * Be yourself * 817 00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:26,230 * Be yourself, be yourself. * 818 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:29,590 Now, come on! Mikey and I are making snow angels! 819 00:39:31,150 --> 00:39:33,030 I don't want to be myself. 820 00:39:35,310 --> 00:39:36,950 My snow globe collection. 821 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:46,670 * Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way * 822 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:48,590 * Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh... * 823 00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:51,350 - Oof! Stupid rental skates. - Ooh! 824 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:54,110 You know what? You're a lot better than before. 825 00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:56,990 - I'm wearing figure skates from the '30s. - Here, let me help you. 826 00:39:57,030 --> 00:39:58,830 Okay, I can do it myself, okay? I'm good. I'm good now. 827 00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:01,150 Hey. 828 00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:04,590 - So... - So... 829 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:08,550 - How's the love life? - Lame. 830 00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:12,230 - Marty and I broke up a year ago. - Ooh, another jerk, huh? 831 00:40:12,270 --> 00:40:14,230 - "Another jerk, huh?" - I'm kidding... 832 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:16,150 I'm just saying you dated a lot of jerks 833 00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:18,030 back in high school, that's all. 834 00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:21,670 So how about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself? 835 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:24,710 No. 836 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:27,470 I've really just been dating, you know? 837 00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:29,710 Just trying to look for my soulmate. 838 00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:30,910 You didn't buy that, did you? 839 00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:33,070 Maybe you should try harder. 840 00:40:33,110 --> 00:40:36,150 Or I could try this. 841 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:38,750 Oh... 842 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:42,910 Hey guys, it's Miss Palamino! 843 00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,910 Yay! 844 00:40:44,990 --> 00:40:46,950 Hi, guys. 845 00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:49,790 Sarah and Joey and Brett. Hi! 846 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:52,550 - What, you... you know these kids? - Yeah, I substitute teach 847 00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:55,230 - their class. - Hey, um, we're having a pickup game. 848 00:40:55,270 --> 00:40:57,710 We could use some more bodies. You guys play? 849 00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,310 You know Chris is a great player, but he has rentals. 850 00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:03,630 - A good skater can skate in anything. - Yeah! 851 00:41:03,710 --> 00:41:05,470 I'm in. 852 00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:11,070 Okay, guys. Keep it clean. 853 00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:12,230 - Oof! - Shoot it! 854 00:41:12,310 --> 00:41:14,830 Get it in! And goal! 855 00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:19,750 - What was that?! - You're pathetic! 856 00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:21,670 I'm sorry, okay? 857 00:41:21,710 --> 00:41:23,830 It's just these damn rental skates. 858 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:26,870 It's fine. Just don't cuss in front of the children. 859 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:28,630 Potty mouth. 860 00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:32,670 Get him, Terry! 861 00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:34,950 Ow! 862 00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:36,990 He hacked me! 863 00:41:37,070 --> 00:41:38,670 Wanna fight, punk? 864 00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:41,110 - What, are you kidding me? - Fight! 865 00:41:41,190 --> 00:41:43,630 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 866 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:46,750 All right, all right, break it up, break it up. 867 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:49,470 What is your problem? She's just a child. 868 00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:51,830 - That's a girl? - Pussy! 869 00:41:57,310 --> 00:42:00,470 - Yeah! - All right! 870 00:42:04,470 --> 00:42:06,670 Okay, listen. We're getting creamed out there. 871 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:09,110 - It's his fault. - You suck, Brander. 872 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:11,390 - Hey. - I brand you "Suckster." 873 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:13,190 - Oh my... that's enough. - Hey. 874 00:42:13,270 --> 00:42:15,630 Now Chris is trying his best here. 875 00:42:15,710 --> 00:42:18,190 Sorry, Miss Palamino, but he's just so terrible. 876 00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:21,310 - I'm not terrible. - Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 877 00:42:21,390 --> 00:42:23,630 - Maybe you should call it a day. - No, I can do this! 878 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:26,030 - Suckster! Suckster. Suckster! Suckster... - Hey! 879 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,790 I'm a really good skater, little girl! 880 00:42:27,870 --> 00:42:31,150 Watch! You might learn something! 881 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:32,910 I'm taking this one. 882 00:42:36,670 --> 00:42:38,990 Me? 883 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:46,070 Ah! 884 00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:48,750 Chris, no! 885 00:42:52,630 --> 00:42:54,670 Ahh! 886 00:43:00,070 --> 00:43:03,350 No! 887 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:07,510 No slap shots! 888 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,550 Suckster! Suckster! 889 00:43:20,590 --> 00:43:23,510 Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 890 00:43:23,590 --> 00:43:25,550 Suckster! Suckster! 891 00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:29,110 - What a schmuck. - Don't worry, Chris. You're gonna be fine. 892 00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:34,110 Oh... 893 00:43:36,270 --> 00:43:38,230 - Wow. - Well, it looks like I was 894 00:43:38,310 --> 00:43:40,870 - in the right place at the right time, Miss... - Yeah. 895 00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:43,710 Palamino? Jamie Palamino. 896 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:46,390 - Dusty Dinkleman? - Ah, yeah. 897 00:43:46,470 --> 00:43:48,870 Actually, I go by "Dusty Lee" now, but yeah. 898 00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:51,550 - "Dutty Nee?" - Thanks for saving me. 899 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,950 Yay, Dusty! 900 00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:56,110 - You remember Chris Brander? - Eeh. 901 00:43:56,190 --> 00:43:58,390 - Boo... - Oh, yeah. 902 00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,950 Seen better days, I guess, huh, pal? 903 00:44:01,030 --> 00:44:03,190 Hey, listen, I don't want to make this weird, 904 00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:05,110 but you look incredible. 905 00:44:05,150 --> 00:44:07,910 - So do you. - Really glad you dropped in. 906 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:11,070 Ow! 907 00:44:16,630 --> 00:44:18,470 Cool... 908 00:44:20,390 --> 00:44:23,550 Sorry about that, buddy. 909 00:44:23,590 --> 00:44:25,390 Here we go. 910 00:44:27,310 --> 00:44:29,190 Late '20s. Male Caucasian 911 00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:32,310 with multiple lacerations on lower mandible and possible concussion. 912 00:44:32,390 --> 00:44:33,990 Transport en route, over. 913 00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:36,030 - 104. - So, uh, Jamie, 914 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:38,670 - you still living in town? - Oh, yeah, I just moved back. 915 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,630 Oh, really? Me too. 916 00:44:40,670 --> 00:44:42,950 - It's a small world. - No kidding. 917 00:44:43,030 --> 00:44:44,230 Jeez, you know, 918 00:44:44,310 --> 00:44:46,990 I cannot get over how great you look. 919 00:44:47,070 --> 00:44:49,590 Oh, pfft. Me? Look at you! 920 00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:51,750 Yeah, I guess my skin cleared up 921 00:44:51,830 --> 00:44:53,430 and I lost my stammer, 922 00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:55,510 but I still play a mean guitar. 923 00:44:55,590 --> 00:44:57,910 I'm actually only doing this part-time till I can make it in music. 924 00:44:57,990 --> 00:45:01,030 You know, Chris is in the music business too. He could probably help you. 925 00:45:01,110 --> 00:45:03,790 Oh, hey. Easy there, Gretzky. 926 00:45:03,830 --> 00:45:06,070 Shh. 927 00:45:06,110 --> 00:45:09,550 You know, we should hang out, you know, have lunch sometime? 928 00:45:10,550 --> 00:45:13,230 I would love to have lunch. 929 00:45:13,270 --> 00:45:14,950 Um, where can I give you my phone number? 930 00:45:15,030 --> 00:45:16,470 Just write it on this. 931 00:45:21,030 --> 00:45:23,110 Jamie Palamino. 932 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:24,710 This is bullshit! 933 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,350 You haven't aged a peep. 934 00:45:30,070 --> 00:45:33,710 What do you know about Dusty Dinkleman? 935 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:35,030 - You mean Dusty Lee? - Yeah. 936 00:45:35,070 --> 00:45:36,990 Works in the building, drives ambulance. Why? 937 00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:40,390 Well check this out. So I'm out with Jamie again... 938 00:45:40,470 --> 00:45:42,110 Another day date? 939 00:45:42,190 --> 00:45:44,510 Yes. Anyway, 940 00:45:44,590 --> 00:45:46,150 we're having a great time 941 00:45:46,230 --> 00:45:48,430 and then Dusty shows up out of nowhere, 942 00:45:48,510 --> 00:45:50,830 and then Jamie gives him her number. 943 00:45:50,910 --> 00:45:54,150 Hey, didn't Dusty have like a huge crush on Jamie? 944 00:45:54,190 --> 00:45:56,470 - Uh... - Yeah, you got some 945 00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:58,790 competition there, Chris. I mean, Dusty is a really nice guy. 946 00:45:58,830 --> 00:46:01,230 Yeah, well Jamie doesn't date nice guys. 947 00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:02,830 She puts them in the friend zone 948 00:46:02,870 --> 00:46:04,670 and then tortures the shit out of them. 949 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,110 I don't know. Jamie's come a long way since high school. 950 00:46:07,150 --> 00:46:09,630 I think she might be maturing. 951 00:46:09,710 --> 00:46:11,190 Maturing? 952 00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:14,670 So that's why she went with Dusty. 953 00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:16,550 She wants a sensitive guy... 954 00:46:16,590 --> 00:46:18,470 more like the old me. 955 00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:20,190 Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, 956 00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:22,150 then I'm going to show her 957 00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:23,990 the biggest pussy she's ever seen. 958 00:46:24,070 --> 00:46:25,830 Yeah. 959 00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:28,030 Okay, we're done. Now, uh... 960 00:46:28,110 --> 00:46:30,430 you're gonna need to wear this for the next few days 961 00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:33,350 until those stitches are ready to come out. 962 00:46:33,430 --> 00:46:36,030 And here you go. Huh? Just like your old yearbook picture. 963 00:46:38,070 --> 00:46:41,030 * Feel my love from afar. * 964 00:46:41,070 --> 00:46:43,110 Come in! 965 00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:45,790 - Can I come in? - I just said that. 966 00:46:47,910 --> 00:46:49,910 I brought magazines. 967 00:46:49,990 --> 00:46:51,870 Ugh, these are old. 968 00:46:51,950 --> 00:46:54,950 - Flowers? - Those are daisies. 969 00:46:55,030 --> 00:46:58,110 - How about snacks? - Carbs? Are you kidding me? 970 00:46:58,190 --> 00:46:59,590 I can't eat that crap. 971 00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:01,750 I'm just trying to be helpful. 972 00:47:01,830 --> 00:47:05,350 Well you're not. So vamoose. 973 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:08,590 - I guess I'll just leave you now. - No, wait wait. 974 00:47:08,670 --> 00:47:11,110 I'm sorry I'm being such a biatch. 975 00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:13,550 It's just that I'm supposed to be in Paris and I'm not, 976 00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:16,550 and I'm going out of my mind with boredom! 977 00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:19,430 I mean, my Sidekick broke and l... 978 00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:23,470 I haven't had sex in, like, forever. 979 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,070 And I'm so horny. 980 00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:28,030 I'm horny. 981 00:47:28,070 --> 00:47:30,350 Wait a minute. 982 00:47:31,550 --> 00:47:35,270 - How old are you? - I'm 22... 20... 19... 983 00:47:35,350 --> 00:47:37,150 I'm... I'm 18. 984 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:39,030 Eighteen. 985 00:47:41,510 --> 00:47:44,430 So do you really have my poster on your wall? 986 00:47:44,510 --> 00:47:47,790 - Yeah. - Do you ever like... 987 00:47:47,870 --> 00:47:49,750 All the time. 988 00:47:49,790 --> 00:47:51,470 How many times in a day? 989 00:47:51,510 --> 00:47:54,070 - Eight. - Eight?! 990 00:47:58,270 --> 00:48:00,350 Eight? Oh my God, that's hot. 991 00:48:00,390 --> 00:48:03,670 - You're hot. - I know, I know. 992 00:48:06,390 --> 00:48:09,110 - Oh, ow. - Are you okay? 993 00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,110 Oh, my back is killing me. 994 00:48:11,190 --> 00:48:13,590 Oh, I could give you a massage. 995 00:48:13,670 --> 00:48:15,830 Oh, would you mind? 996 00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:18,710 Not at all. 997 00:48:18,790 --> 00:48:22,230 - Oopsie, I'm naked. - You're naked. 998 00:48:22,310 --> 00:48:24,230 Do you have any oil? 999 00:48:24,310 --> 00:48:26,750 Right back. 1000 00:48:31,270 --> 00:48:32,630 What took you so long? 1001 00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:38,110 - Show me what you've got, baby. - Okay. 1002 00:48:38,190 --> 00:48:40,030 Baby, ooh! 1003 00:48:40,110 --> 00:48:41,910 Ooh, more more! 1004 00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:45,830 - Okay, enough. Enough! - Okay. 1005 00:48:45,910 --> 00:48:48,310 Oh, yeah. 1006 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,350 Hey hey. Merry Christmas, neighbor. 1007 00:48:58,830 --> 00:49:00,430 Gee... hey! 1008 00:49:00,510 --> 00:49:02,350 - Ooh, yeah. - Mikey likey, 1009 00:49:02,430 --> 00:49:05,870 - Mikey likey, Mikey likey, Mikey likey... - Yeah... 1010 00:49:07,630 --> 00:49:09,550 Oh! Where the hell have you been?! 1011 00:49:09,630 --> 00:49:11,310 I was getting you food. 1012 00:49:11,390 --> 00:49:13,510 - Are you wearing braces? - It's not braces. 1013 00:49:13,590 --> 00:49:16,270 It's a retainer and it's not that bad. 1014 00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:19,830 - Ha, you look like a doofus! - Doofus! 1015 00:49:20,910 --> 00:49:23,230 Doofus! Doofus! 1016 00:49:23,270 --> 00:49:26,270 Doofus! Doofus! Doof... 1017 00:49:27,910 --> 00:49:29,510 Chris? 1018 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:32,070 Mommy. 1019 00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:34,870 So pretty. 1020 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:37,950 Honey, look what just came for you. 1021 00:49:38,030 --> 00:49:40,670 It's a "Get well soon" card from Jamie. 1022 00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:46,270 - Boo. - Oh yeah? 1023 00:49:46,310 --> 00:49:47,750 What do you think of that, huh? 1024 00:49:47,830 --> 00:49:50,470 It's hugs and kisses, dude. Mom writes that on my cards. 1025 00:49:50,550 --> 00:49:53,670 That's because I love you both so much. 1026 00:49:55,070 --> 00:49:56,830 Thanks, Mommy. 1027 00:50:04,990 --> 00:50:06,990 Oh, God. 1028 00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:16,230 Truce! 1029 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:19,270 Total pussy. 1030 00:50:19,310 --> 00:50:22,150 You're the biggest pussy on planet Earth. 1031 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:24,190 It's you. 1032 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:29,830 - Hello? - Jamie! 1033 00:50:29,910 --> 00:50:32,870 - Chris! How are you feeling? - So much better. 1034 00:50:32,950 --> 00:50:34,510 Listen, I know it's Christmas Eve, 1035 00:50:34,590 --> 00:50:37,550 - but do you have any plans tonight? - No. 1036 00:50:37,630 --> 00:50:39,350 Well... 1037 00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:41,270 the revival theater in town 1038 00:50:41,310 --> 00:50:43,230 is showing Nicholas Sparks's "The Notebook." 1039 00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:45,310 Huh? 1040 00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:48,230 - Hello? I'm on the phone. - Really you want to see "The Notebook"? 1041 00:50:48,270 --> 00:50:50,470 Yes, because I love sentimental tear-jerkers. 1042 00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:52,350 I'm gonna friggin' puke. 1043 00:50:52,430 --> 00:50:54,150 Just a second. 1044 00:50:58,670 --> 00:51:01,110 - You are so dead. Do you hear me? - Whatever, dude. 1045 00:51:01,190 --> 00:51:03,230 - What're you doing over there? - Faggot. 1046 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,950 - Nothing. - Ooh, that's my call-waiting. One second. 1047 00:51:05,030 --> 00:51:06,390 - So, anyway... - Hello? 1048 00:51:06,470 --> 00:51:08,750 - Hey, Jamie. It's Dusty. - Hey, Dusty. 1049 00:51:08,830 --> 00:51:09,950 Hey, listen, just... 1050 00:51:11,710 --> 00:51:13,230 Dude, I think she left you hanging. 1051 00:51:13,310 --> 00:51:16,430 It's probably just an important business call. Get off the phone. 1052 00:51:16,510 --> 00:51:19,510 - What, the bar ran out of curly fries? - Get off the phone. 1053 00:51:19,590 --> 00:51:21,590 Dude, are you gonna boink Jamie tonight? 1054 00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:23,550 Yes. Are you happy now? 1055 00:51:23,630 --> 00:51:26,310 All right. 1056 00:51:26,390 --> 00:51:29,270 - Dude, "The Notebook"'s so gay. - Get off the phone! 1057 00:51:29,350 --> 00:51:32,670 - Sorry about that. - That's okay. 1058 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,910 - So anyway, what do you say? - About what? 1059 00:51:34,950 --> 00:51:36,830 Going to a movie tonight? Then maybe later 1060 00:51:36,870 --> 00:51:40,150 we can go for some, uh... herbal tea. 1061 00:51:40,190 --> 00:51:42,430 Okay, sure. 1062 00:51:42,470 --> 00:51:44,710 Um... You know what? You're on my way to the theater. 1063 00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:46,230 Why don't I pick you up at like 7:30? 1064 00:51:46,310 --> 00:51:47,670 - It's a date. - Homo. 1065 00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:49,390 - Bye for now. - Bye. 1066 00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:56,030 Mom! Mom! Truce! 1067 00:51:57,830 --> 00:52:01,950 - Paris, here we come! - Mm. 1068 00:52:02,190 --> 00:52:05,230 - But I'm not ready to play a gig. - Of course you are. 1069 00:52:05,270 --> 00:52:08,110 No. No. 1070 00:52:08,150 --> 00:52:09,550 No! 1071 00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:13,870 - This is a bad idea, Chris. - God, I'm so stupid! 1072 00:52:13,950 --> 00:52:17,190 - No you're not, baby. - Here I am, trying to nurture this artist, 1073 00:52:17,230 --> 00:52:21,070 yet you're this pop bubblegum sensation, 1074 00:52:21,150 --> 00:52:23,990 and that's okay. 1075 00:52:24,070 --> 00:52:25,910 Paris, here we come! 1076 00:52:27,430 --> 00:52:30,030 But I am an artist. I am an artist! 1077 00:52:30,110 --> 00:52:32,710 Hey! I am an artist! 1078 00:52:32,790 --> 00:52:35,390 - Let's go do this. - Are you ready for this? 1079 00:52:35,470 --> 00:52:38,150 I was born ready, bitch. 1080 00:52:38,230 --> 00:52:40,310 - I'm really excited about this. - Yeah, me too. 1081 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:42,550 - Yeah. - Okay, let's do this. 1082 00:52:42,630 --> 00:52:46,150 Yeah. 1083 00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:49,230 - Hey! Wait! You're not coming with me? - Of course I am. 1084 00:52:49,270 --> 00:52:50,870 Mike's just giving you a ride to the gig. 1085 00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:53,270 I'm gonna stay here, I'm gonna do some administrative work 1086 00:52:53,310 --> 00:52:54,870 and I'm gonna meet you there. 1087 00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,550 It's open mic night at The Coffee House. 1088 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,830 Coffee House is lame, dude. Come on... 1089 00:52:58,870 --> 00:53:00,390 all right! 1090 00:53:00,470 --> 00:53:02,350 Think fast. Boop! 1091 00:53:02,390 --> 00:53:04,350 Oh! 1092 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,310 Ow! 1093 00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:10,270 * And I swear * 1094 00:53:10,310 --> 00:53:12,230 - * By the moon and the stars... * - Jesus. 1095 00:53:12,310 --> 00:53:15,510 - * In the skies... * - Looks like the Michael Bolton starter kit. 1096 00:53:15,550 --> 00:53:18,630 * I'll be there * 1097 00:53:18,710 --> 00:53:21,430 * And I swear * 1098 00:53:21,470 --> 00:53:24,870 * Like a shadow that's by your side. * 1099 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,830 Showtime. 1100 00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:39,630 Come on! How long does it... 1101 00:53:41,830 --> 00:53:43,710 - Mistletoe. - Hello. 1102 00:53:43,790 --> 00:53:46,310 - Oh my God! - Jamie! How are you? 1103 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:49,470 You've grown into such a beautiful young woman, 1104 00:53:49,550 --> 00:53:51,750 hasn't she, Chris? 1105 00:53:54,630 --> 00:53:56,230 Ding-dong. 1106 00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,030 Dusty. Hey. Why? 1107 00:54:00,110 --> 00:54:02,470 Are you kidding, man? I love "The Notebook". 1108 00:54:02,550 --> 00:54:04,190 I mean, listen, I know it might sound 1109 00:54:04,230 --> 00:54:06,070 a little corny, maybe even a little femme, 1110 00:54:06,150 --> 00:54:07,750 but I find something so resplendent 1111 00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:10,470 in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? 1112 00:54:10,550 --> 00:54:13,830 Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll. 1113 00:54:13,910 --> 00:54:15,670 Carol? 1114 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:18,190 Oh my God. 1115 00:54:18,270 --> 00:54:20,310 - Carol... - Dusty, oh my goodness. 1116 00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:22,990 - This is old-home week. - Oh, absolutely. 1117 00:54:23,070 --> 00:54:26,950 - Is it okay that Dusty came? - Oh, it's awesome that Dusty came. 1118 00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:28,950 Thank you. - Okay. 1119 00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:30,670 ...in the hospital. We got... - Dust! 1120 00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:33,110 Hey, let's hit the road. 1121 00:54:33,190 --> 00:54:34,710 Well, you kids have fun. 1122 00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:36,390 Oh, Carol, why don't you come join us? 1123 00:54:36,470 --> 00:54:39,390 She's vacuuming. 1124 00:54:39,430 --> 00:54:42,630 W-well, I'd love to, but l... I wouldn't want to impose. 1125 00:54:42,710 --> 00:54:46,630 - Oh, no imposition at all! - No. 1126 00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:48,710 We'd love to have you, wouldn't we, Chris? 1127 00:54:48,790 --> 00:54:51,750 Yeah, rad. Awesome. 1128 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:53,510 Mom's coming. That's good. 1129 00:54:53,590 --> 00:54:55,830 - There's a group now. - Yes! 1130 00:54:55,910 --> 00:54:58,430 - It was us. It was us. - Oh, my darling. 1131 00:54:58,510 --> 00:55:00,990 Oh my sweetheart. 1132 00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:03,430 I love you so much. 1133 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:13,670 - How much time do we have? - I'm not sure. 1134 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:16,110 Last time it was no more than five minutes. 1135 00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:20,150 I love you, angel. 1136 00:55:22,470 --> 00:55:24,030 What happened to me? 1137 00:55:24,110 --> 00:55:26,070 This is so gay. 1138 00:55:33,390 --> 00:55:36,950 Oh, Dusty... 1139 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:44,150 Son of a bitch! Huh? 1140 00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:47,190 Peanut. 1141 00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:53,670 Oh, no. 1142 00:55:55,670 --> 00:55:59,390 * Forgiveness... * 1143 00:55:59,470 --> 00:56:01,310 Show us your tits! 1144 00:56:01,390 --> 00:56:04,390 - * Is more than saying sorry. * - Hey! Ashlee Simpson! 1145 00:56:04,470 --> 00:56:05,710 Forgive this! 1146 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:08,590 Dusty, what kind of car is this? 1147 00:56:08,670 --> 00:56:11,830 Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius. 1148 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:13,550 I think it's so neat that you kids 1149 00:56:13,630 --> 00:56:15,510 care about the environment. 1150 00:56:15,550 --> 00:56:19,030 - I love the environment. - But honey, don't you drive 1151 00:56:19,070 --> 00:56:21,870 a Range Rover? Aren't those bad? 1152 00:56:21,910 --> 00:56:23,950 Well, I had a really nice time tonight, 1153 00:56:23,990 --> 00:56:25,510 and I hope we can do it again soon. 1154 00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:27,630 Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'. 1155 00:56:27,670 --> 00:56:29,750 Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. 1156 00:56:29,790 --> 00:56:32,630 Thank you all for having me. It was so nice. 1157 00:56:32,710 --> 00:56:34,670 And hey, before I forget, make sure 1158 00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:36,950 that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? 1159 00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:40,030 Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool 1160 00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:42,270 with germs and bacteria. Now put that back! 1161 00:56:42,350 --> 00:56:44,390 - Christopher, put that back. - Put it back! 1162 00:56:46,030 --> 00:56:47,430 Thanks. 1163 00:56:47,510 --> 00:56:49,430 Hey, anyone want some cocoa? 1164 00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:52,230 Oh, Carol, you are so sweet! 1165 00:56:52,310 --> 00:56:55,110 And I would love to do that, except I volunteered at the hospital 1166 00:56:55,190 --> 00:56:57,150 so that Paul could spend Christmas Eve with his family. 1167 00:56:57,230 --> 00:56:59,790 - So, I kinda gotta get going. - Aw. 1168 00:56:59,870 --> 00:57:01,590 That's a drag. God! 1169 00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:03,390 Hey, Jamie, what about you? 1170 00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:07,630 - Ready? - Give me a Cougar roar. Cougar roar! 1171 00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:10,470 Aw. 1172 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:14,110 Cookie Monster says the Cougars are 1173 00:57:14,190 --> 00:57:17,190 great big cookies 1174 00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:19,270 at the top of the jar. 1175 00:57:19,350 --> 00:57:22,070 Ladies and Gentleman, the amazing Chris Brander. 1176 00:57:22,150 --> 00:57:24,150 Oh my gosh, I remember this. 1177 00:57:24,230 --> 00:57:28,390 He juggles three tennis balls, but gets bored very quickly 1178 00:57:28,470 --> 00:57:30,750 and wants something else. 1179 00:57:30,790 --> 00:57:34,110 Shh-shh-shh, clear! 1180 00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:36,790 Clear! 1181 00:57:36,830 --> 00:57:38,910 No kissing! 1182 00:57:38,990 --> 00:57:41,230 That's right, Jamie Palamino, 1183 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:43,270 you're my best friend! 1184 00:57:43,350 --> 00:57:45,190 I love you, Chris Brander. Mwha! 1185 00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:47,910 Mwha, mwha, mwha! 1186 00:57:47,990 --> 00:57:51,590 Oh, your mom's car. You see, this is more like you. 1187 00:57:51,630 --> 00:57:54,590 Yeah, I'm gonna take it back to L.A. 1188 00:57:57,990 --> 00:58:00,430 - What? - Guess what I found? 1189 00:58:00,470 --> 00:58:03,950 - No, the tape I made you? - 1995. 1190 00:58:03,990 --> 00:58:06,430 - "The Summer of Like." - Put it in. 1191 00:58:07,710 --> 00:58:11,190 * Dun-nun-de-dun de-dun-dun-dun * 1192 00:58:21,350 --> 00:58:23,510 Oh, God. 1193 00:58:23,590 --> 00:58:25,510 - Oh! - Oh my God, 1194 00:58:25,550 --> 00:58:27,470 I just peed a little. 1195 00:58:27,550 --> 00:58:30,950 - Good night, guys. - Good night, Chris. 1196 00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:36,750 What's up? 1197 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,550 - Little problem. - Where are you? 1198 00:58:38,630 --> 00:58:40,350 - The Metal Shop. - What?! 1199 00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:43,230 Hey! Hey, ow! Ow! 1200 00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:45,230 - That's it, bitch. It's on! - Come on! 1201 00:58:45,310 --> 00:58:48,750 Ah! I'm gonna kill you! Not so funny now, bitch, huh?! 1202 00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:50,710 - Not so funny now?! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1203 00:58:50,790 --> 00:58:53,590 * Christmas, Christmas, the happiest day of the year... * 1204 00:58:53,590 --> 00:58:55,550 Kudos on the Christmas cookies, Mom. 1205 00:58:55,630 --> 00:58:57,830 Thanks, pumpkin. I'll be back in an hour. 1206 00:58:57,910 --> 00:59:01,430 * Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling * 1207 00:59:01,470 --> 00:59:03,750 * As we're dashing through the snow * 1208 00:59:05,950 --> 00:59:09,390 * Christmas, Christmas * 1209 00:59:09,470 --> 00:59:12,030 * So, Jesus, hear our song... * 1210 00:59:12,110 --> 00:59:14,230 - What's up, Dude? - Quiet, she's sleeping. 1211 00:59:14,310 --> 00:59:15,910 I'm going over to Jamie's. 1212 00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:17,710 - Did you boink her yet? - Shut it. 1213 00:59:17,790 --> 00:59:19,710 If she wakes up, tell her I went to meet Bono. 1214 00:59:19,790 --> 00:59:22,230 - You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. - No, you walking void, 1215 00:59:22,310 --> 00:59:24,990 it's a lie, but if she wakes up just tell her I'll be back in a bit. 1216 00:59:25,030 --> 00:59:26,950 - Fine! - Fine! 1217 00:59:28,270 --> 00:59:29,830 - I love you. - I love you too. 1218 00:59:38,150 --> 00:59:41,150 * Christmas, Christmas * 1219 00:59:41,230 --> 00:59:43,430 - * The happiest day of the year * - Mike! 1220 00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:48,670 Oh, God! 1221 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:53,510 * Spreading Christmas cheer * 1222 00:59:53,550 --> 00:59:55,430 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1223 00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:57,750 * We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year * 1224 00:59:57,830 --> 00:59:59,830 This is pathetic! 1225 00:59:59,910 --> 01:00:04,070 * Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin * 1226 01:00:04,150 --> 01:00:06,070 * Good tidings for Christmas * 1227 01:00:06,150 --> 01:00:07,830 - * And a Happy New Year * - Oh shit! 1228 01:00:30,110 --> 01:00:31,950 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 1229 01:00:32,030 --> 01:00:33,870 Encore! Encore! Encore! 1230 01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:35,830 Okay, all right, one more time. 1231 01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:38,230 - One more time. Okay. - Oh yeah! 1232 01:00:38,310 --> 01:00:41,910 Here we go. You guys, you know, 1233 01:00:41,990 --> 01:00:43,510 Christmas is the time for giving. 1234 01:00:43,590 --> 01:00:45,830 And the most precious gift that you can give... 1235 01:00:45,870 --> 01:00:48,910 - is your heart. - Aww. 1236 01:00:48,990 --> 01:00:51,390 Jamie Palamino, this is my gift to you. 1237 01:00:51,470 --> 01:00:55,110 * When Jamie smiles * 1238 01:00:55,190 --> 01:00:59,590 * It takes me miles * 1239 01:00:59,670 --> 01:01:03,550 * From where I feel unsure * 1240 01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:08,470 * When Jamie smiles * 1241 01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:11,510 * I realize * 1242 01:01:11,590 --> 01:01:15,550 * She's no ordinary girl * 1243 01:01:15,590 --> 01:01:19,030 * Hm-mm-mm... * 1244 01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:22,110 * No ordinary girl * 1245 01:01:22,190 --> 01:01:25,430 * Oh-oh-hhh... * 1246 01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:36,950 - Where's Chris?! - I'll never tell you anything! 1247 01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:40,030 Oh yeah? 1248 01:01:42,190 --> 01:01:45,550 - He's with his lover. - * Deck the halls with bows of holly * 1249 01:01:45,630 --> 01:01:47,950 * Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la * 1250 01:01:47,990 --> 01:01:51,310 * 'Tis the season to be jolly * 1251 01:01:51,390 --> 01:01:54,030 * Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la * 1252 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:57,470 Dude, Jamie's outside. What are you doing up here? 1253 01:01:57,550 --> 01:01:59,470 I'm getting my butt kicked by Dinkleman, 1254 01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:00,950 that's what I'm doing up here. 1255 01:02:01,030 --> 01:02:04,390 You see him play that guitar? It's like he has 15 fingers. 1256 01:02:04,470 --> 01:02:07,710 Everybody loves him. I can't compete with this guy. 1257 01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:11,110 You can't compete with this... are you kidding me? 1258 01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:14,190 You're Chris Brander! You're Hollywood. You date models! 1259 01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:16,790 He's Jersey. He skis in his jeans! 1260 01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:18,430 It's Dinkleman. 1261 01:02:18,510 --> 01:02:20,750 It's Dusty Dinkleman. 1262 01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:24,630 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman. 1263 01:02:24,670 --> 01:02:27,350 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman! 1264 01:02:27,430 --> 01:02:30,310 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman's going down. 1265 01:02:30,390 --> 01:02:32,870 Dinkleman... is going way down. 1266 01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:34,630 Atta boy. 1267 01:02:34,670 --> 01:02:36,990 Now you get out there and you tell Jamie how you feel! 1268 01:02:37,030 --> 01:02:39,790 - Let's do this. - Atta boy. 1269 01:02:39,870 --> 01:02:43,310 Good ol' Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 1270 01:02:43,390 --> 01:02:46,430 *... Iooked down on the Feast of Stephen * 1271 01:02:46,470 --> 01:02:49,350 * When the snow lay round about * 1272 01:02:49,430 --> 01:02:51,790 * Deep and crisp and even * 1273 01:02:51,870 --> 01:02:54,390 * Brightly shone the moon that night * 1274 01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:56,430 * Though the frost was cruel * 1275 01:02:58,630 --> 01:03:00,550 What the... 1276 01:03:03,710 --> 01:03:07,750 * It's the most wonderful time of the year... * 1277 01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:09,870 The jig is up! Run! 1278 01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:11,830 You son of a bitch! 1279 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:15,270 Samantha! You're here! Shit! 1280 01:03:15,350 --> 01:03:17,350 There she is. There's the little slut 1281 01:03:17,430 --> 01:03:19,110 you've been banging behind my back! 1282 01:03:19,190 --> 01:03:21,390 - Me? - Not you, wrinkles. Her! 1283 01:03:21,430 --> 01:03:23,830 - Who are you? - Oh... 1284 01:03:23,910 --> 01:03:26,550 - I'm Samantha James, bitch! - Don't shove me! 1285 01:03:26,630 --> 01:03:29,270 - You're a whore! Santa's little whore! - Get off! 1286 01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:31,230 - Santa's little whore! - Cat fight! 1287 01:03:32,830 --> 01:03:34,790 - Get out! - You're gonna pay for this. 1288 01:03:34,870 --> 01:03:36,390 I'm gonna get you fired! 1289 01:03:36,430 --> 01:03:38,790 Hope you enjoy unemployment, dickweed! 1290 01:03:38,870 --> 01:03:40,550 Get off me, God boy! 1291 01:03:40,630 --> 01:03:43,710 But Samantha, What about the words to your song? "Forgiveness"! 1292 01:03:43,790 --> 01:03:46,270 Forgive this, asshole. 1293 01:03:46,350 --> 01:03:48,830 Oh... 1294 01:03:48,910 --> 01:03:51,430 I hate this town! 1295 01:03:51,510 --> 01:03:53,990 Call me. 1296 01:04:02,990 --> 01:04:04,470 - Chris? - Yeah. 1297 01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:07,870 - Little problem. - Hm? 1298 01:04:08,910 --> 01:04:10,550 Duck! 1299 01:04:13,870 --> 01:04:17,390 - Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! - No! Not Santa! 1300 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:33,950 Whoa! Flaming reindeer. 1301 01:04:38,790 --> 01:04:42,150 Wow! You don't see that every day. 1302 01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:46,990 Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I just talked to my sponsor 1303 01:04:47,070 --> 01:04:48,870 and I owe you an apology. 1304 01:04:48,950 --> 01:04:50,510 It's Samantha... Call me... 1305 01:04:50,590 --> 01:04:52,310 It's Samantha! 1306 01:04:52,350 --> 01:04:55,110 Hello, Joyce? 1307 01:04:55,150 --> 01:04:57,750 Joyce? 1308 01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:05,630 Go away. 1309 01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:07,790 Go away! 1310 01:05:09,430 --> 01:05:11,630 Mom, I said I have a tummy ache. 1311 01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,750 Well that was an interesting Christmas. 1312 01:05:15,790 --> 01:05:18,390 I'm sorry. I'll pay for everything. 1313 01:05:18,470 --> 01:05:20,110 I'm not here to collect. 1314 01:05:20,190 --> 01:05:21,710 What are you doing here? 1315 01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:24,550 I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this. 1316 01:05:27,070 --> 01:05:29,550 Wow. 1317 01:05:29,630 --> 01:05:33,750 - Mmm... want some more? - No. Gallon's my limit. 1318 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:36,030 Oh, excuse me if I'm not one of your stick models. 1319 01:05:36,110 --> 01:05:38,790 "I'm Chris Brander. I hang out with Good Charlotte and Pink. 1320 01:05:38,870 --> 01:05:41,270 - I go to Jay Z's birthday party..." - Okay, okay. All right. 1321 01:05:41,350 --> 01:05:43,870 - Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. - Yeah. 1322 01:05:43,950 --> 01:05:47,590 Actually, I was nervous, but uh, more importantly, 1323 01:05:47,630 --> 01:05:49,550 does this hat make me look fat? 1324 01:05:54,030 --> 01:05:56,470 So... 1325 01:05:56,550 --> 01:05:59,350 is your life everything you'd hoped it'd be? 1326 01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:02,310 I always thought that if I had a huge career 1327 01:06:02,390 --> 01:06:04,550 and famous clients and tons of money 1328 01:06:04,630 --> 01:06:06,550 that I'd be happy. 1329 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,590 And the truth is... 1330 01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:10,510 I was right. 1331 01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:12,910 I love it. Especially the money. Ooh. 1332 01:06:12,950 --> 01:06:15,990 You're so bad! 1333 01:06:16,070 --> 01:06:17,750 What about you? 1334 01:06:17,830 --> 01:06:19,390 Let's put you in the hot seat, huh? 1335 01:06:19,430 --> 01:06:21,190 Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1336 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:25,630 Um, well, I see myself teaching. 1337 01:06:25,670 --> 01:06:28,910 And I see myself getting married 1338 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:30,510 and raising a family. 1339 01:06:32,990 --> 01:06:34,390 What? 1340 01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:39,710 It's gettin' late. 1341 01:06:39,790 --> 01:06:42,070 Why don't I take you home? 1342 01:06:42,110 --> 01:06:43,990 Or... 1343 01:06:44,030 --> 01:06:45,910 I could sleep over like old times. 1344 01:07:03,150 --> 01:07:04,790 God. 1345 01:07:09,670 --> 01:07:12,350 - Hi. - Wow. 1346 01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:20,790 - Ahhh. - Ahhh. 1347 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,430 - Here we are. - Yeah. 1348 01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:25,070 Yeah. Hmm. 1349 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:37,030 This is it. 1350 01:07:37,110 --> 01:07:39,950 You're finally gonna have sex with Jamie Palamino. 1351 01:07:40,030 --> 01:07:44,150 Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. 1352 01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:47,350 Why are you smiling like a friggin' idiot? 1353 01:07:47,430 --> 01:07:49,630 Go on, make a move. 1354 01:07:49,710 --> 01:07:51,790 Make a move! 1355 01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:55,590 What's on your mind? 1356 01:07:55,670 --> 01:07:57,470 Bush. 1357 01:07:58,590 --> 01:08:01,510 President Bush, The First Family, really. 1358 01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:11,630 Dude, you're killing me! 1359 01:08:11,710 --> 01:08:14,750 This is the girl of your dreams. Ravish her! 1360 01:08:14,830 --> 01:08:16,870 But what if she doesn't want to be ravished? 1361 01:08:16,950 --> 01:08:19,310 What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other? 1362 01:08:19,350 --> 01:08:21,590 Friends watch "New Year's Rockin' Eve." 1363 01:08:21,630 --> 01:08:23,270 I wonder who's hosting this year? 1364 01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:26,470 Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing. 1365 01:08:26,510 --> 01:08:28,110 Yeah. 1366 01:08:28,190 --> 01:08:30,190 Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. 1367 01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:32,070 This is it. 1368 01:08:32,110 --> 01:08:35,270 Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's gonna be. 1369 01:08:38,350 --> 01:08:42,230 - Chris. - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1370 01:08:42,310 --> 01:08:44,710 What're you doing? Where're you going? 1371 01:08:44,790 --> 01:08:47,070 - Is everything all right? - Oh, everything's fine. 1372 01:08:47,110 --> 01:08:49,710 Yeah. You okay? Uh, you need another blanket or anything? 1373 01:08:49,790 --> 01:08:51,350 - No, I'm fine. - Ah. 1374 01:08:51,430 --> 01:08:54,430 You're not gonna make a move, are you? 1375 01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:57,030 - Good night, Jamie. - Good night, Chris. 1376 01:08:57,110 --> 01:08:59,790 You don't deserve a penis. 1377 01:09:01,990 --> 01:09:03,670 God, and we had this great night 1378 01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:05,670 and we were laughing 1379 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,070 and we were showing each other old pictures and... 1380 01:09:08,150 --> 01:09:09,950 - Did he try anything? - No! 1381 01:09:10,030 --> 01:09:13,270 - Did you try anything? - No, but I put myself out there. 1382 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:15,550 I mean, I wore the sexy white shirt 1383 01:09:15,630 --> 01:09:18,990 and I did the whole cold-feet move and we slept in the same bed. 1384 01:09:19,070 --> 01:09:21,670 What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, why didn't you sleep with her? 1385 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:23,550 - Oh, I know. I had her. - I mean, are you two 1386 01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:25,510 on the same menstrual cycle yet or what? 1387 01:09:25,590 --> 01:09:29,150 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 1388 01:09:29,190 --> 01:09:31,430 Maybe I just don't compare to these L.A. Girls. 1389 01:09:31,510 --> 01:09:33,670 Look, the timing just wasn't right, you know? 1390 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:37,950 I'm... I'm laying there. I'm about to make my move 1391 01:09:38,030 --> 01:09:40,310 and then suddenly it just hits me. 1392 01:09:40,390 --> 01:09:42,230 Where's this going? 1393 01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:44,230 What happens after we sleep together? 1394 01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:46,230 Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here? 1395 01:09:46,310 --> 01:09:49,150 Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her. 1396 01:09:49,190 --> 01:09:51,670 Maybe he just wants to be friends. 1397 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,310 Maybe he's gay. 1398 01:09:54,390 --> 01:09:56,790 I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history. 1399 01:09:56,870 --> 01:09:58,910 - We're... we're... we're... we're... - Friends. 1400 01:10:00,870 --> 01:10:02,750 God damn it! 1401 01:10:02,790 --> 01:10:04,870 I'm right back in high school again, you know? 1402 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:08,510 I gotta follow my own advice. I gotta just walk away. 1403 01:10:08,550 --> 01:10:09,910 No, put me on the 3:00. 1404 01:10:09,990 --> 01:10:11,830 The sooner I get out of here, the better. 1405 01:10:11,910 --> 01:10:14,670 - You sure about this? - No. 1406 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:17,190 * When Janice smiles... * 1407 01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:20,070 - Janice? - * I realize * 1408 01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:23,030 * She's no ordinary * 1409 01:10:23,110 --> 01:10:26,030 * Girl. * 1410 01:10:32,870 --> 01:10:35,070 Hey listen. I gotta hang out 1411 01:10:35,110 --> 01:10:36,830 with my friends over there, okay? 1412 01:10:36,910 --> 01:10:39,670 - I'll talk to you tonight. - Whoo! 1413 01:10:41,350 --> 01:10:44,470 - What's up, homies? - You tell me. 1414 01:10:44,550 --> 01:10:46,310 - What's with the nurse? - Oh, Janice. 1415 01:10:46,350 --> 01:10:48,710 Oof, another bee in the hive, my friend, 1416 01:10:48,790 --> 01:10:51,710 - just another bee. - Well, what about Jamie? 1417 01:10:51,790 --> 01:10:53,470 What about her? I mean, hey, 1418 01:10:53,510 --> 01:10:55,910 it's great, right? Two biggest geeks back in the day 1419 01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:58,110 now finally have a shot with the hottest chick in high school? 1420 01:10:58,150 --> 01:11:00,830 - You can't write that stuff, my friend. - Hey, are you kidding me? 1421 01:11:00,870 --> 01:11:03,350 Oh, come on, man. Cut the nice guy routine. 1422 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,510 I know what you're up to and I am all for it. 1423 01:11:05,590 --> 01:11:07,910 I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino 1424 01:11:07,950 --> 01:11:09,870 for keeping us in the friend zone all those years. 1425 01:11:09,910 --> 01:11:12,430 Oh, yeah, you wish you were in the friend zone. 1426 01:11:12,510 --> 01:11:14,710 I was in the friend zone. Friend zone's mine. 1427 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:17,510 - Dusty, popcorn's ready. - Copy that, I'm mobile. 1428 01:11:17,590 --> 01:11:19,270 - Listen, I gotta run. - The man's juice! 1429 01:11:19,350 --> 01:11:21,190 You guys have a nice time. It's been nice seeing you. 1430 01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:24,310 Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. Clark, always a pleasure. 1431 01:11:24,390 --> 01:11:26,270 - Dinkleman. - Son of a bitch. 1432 01:11:28,190 --> 01:11:30,310 So we're looking at day cares. 1433 01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:32,790 And Darla's got this one picked out for TJ and it's great. 1434 01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:35,310 And you know, don't get me wrong, I want the best for my kid. 1435 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:37,110 I mean he deserves the best 1436 01:11:37,190 --> 01:11:40,670 but Tiny Tots is just too... oh, Mariah Carey! 1437 01:11:44,310 --> 01:11:46,190 What the hell are you doing?! 1438 01:11:46,230 --> 01:11:48,670 This is a Pontiac Grand Prix! 1439 01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,630 I'm sorry, okay?! 1440 01:11:50,670 --> 01:11:53,270 But I can't let Dinkleman get away with this! 1441 01:11:53,350 --> 01:11:56,910 I refuse to sit back and let Jamie get used by another asshole! 1442 01:11:56,990 --> 01:12:00,310 You could've asked! L.A. Guys are so dramatic. 1443 01:12:00,350 --> 01:12:02,750 - I'm sorry! - Okay. 1444 01:12:04,950 --> 01:12:08,670 - * Christmas, Christmas... * - Oh my God. 1445 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:11,710 You know, one good snowfall and you won't see any of this. 1446 01:12:11,790 --> 01:12:15,630 * Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling * 1447 01:12:15,710 --> 01:12:18,910 * Spreading Christmas cheer. * 1448 01:12:18,990 --> 01:12:20,950 Hi, Mr. Palamino. How are you? 1449 01:12:21,030 --> 01:12:23,230 Come to destroy the rest of the house, huh? 1450 01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:25,910 Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday. 1451 01:12:25,950 --> 01:12:29,350 - Ho-ho-ho. - And that. 1452 01:12:29,430 --> 01:12:32,310 Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie. Where is she? 1453 01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:35,190 - She's gone off with Mr. Lee. - Dry cleaner? 1454 01:12:35,230 --> 01:12:38,430 - No. Dusty, you jackass. - Where are they? 1455 01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:51,190 - * I've been workin' on the railroad... * - No, Chris! This way. 1456 01:12:51,230 --> 01:12:54,470 * All the livelong day * 1457 01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:57,510 * I've been workin' on the railroad * 1458 01:12:57,590 --> 01:13:01,190 * Just to pass the time away * 1459 01:13:01,230 --> 01:13:04,830 * Can't you hear the whistle blowing? 1460 01:13:04,910 --> 01:13:07,750 * Rise so early in the morn' * 1461 01:13:07,790 --> 01:13:11,150 - Dinkleman! - * Can't you hear the captain shouting? * 1462 01:13:11,230 --> 01:13:13,750 - Chris, what're you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 1463 01:13:17,150 --> 01:13:18,190 Dusty! 1464 01:13:19,470 --> 01:13:20,510 Yes! 1465 01:13:22,830 --> 01:13:24,590 - I really need to speak with you! - This next number 1466 01:13:24,590 --> 01:13:27,150 - is for your favorite teacher and mine. - Let's go. 1467 01:13:27,230 --> 01:13:29,270 She put this wonderful concert together for all of us. 1468 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:32,310 Give a big round of applause to Miss Jamie Palamino. 1469 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:37,270 * When Jamie smiles * 1470 01:13:37,350 --> 01:13:39,430 * It takes me miles * 1471 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:42,870 * From where I've... * 1472 01:13:42,950 --> 01:13:45,230 God, I still can't believe he wrote me that song. 1473 01:13:45,270 --> 01:13:48,230 Oh I can. He's been working on that song since high school, remember? 1474 01:13:48,310 --> 01:13:49,990 It's like the stalker's national anthem. 1475 01:13:50,070 --> 01:13:52,190 Not to mention I already heard that song today, 1476 01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:54,230 only it was Janice's eyes that made him smile. 1477 01:13:54,310 --> 01:13:56,990 - Janice? Who's Janice? - A nurse with really big boobs 1478 01:13:57,030 --> 01:14:00,270 that works at the medical center. A girl I saw him kissing earlier tonight. 1479 01:14:00,350 --> 01:14:02,910 Dusty's a Jersey player, Jamie! 1480 01:14:02,990 --> 01:14:04,310 He's out for revenge on you 1481 01:14:04,350 --> 01:14:06,270 for putting him in the friend zone in high school. 1482 01:14:06,310 --> 01:14:07,990 What are you talking about? 1483 01:14:08,030 --> 01:14:09,950 The guy's looking for the anger bang! 1484 01:14:09,990 --> 01:14:12,830 Amazing! That's exactly what he said about you. 1485 01:14:12,870 --> 01:14:14,990 - Don't you see what's happening here? - Oh, I don't know. 1486 01:14:15,070 --> 01:14:17,150 The guy's just out-playing me, that's all. 1487 01:14:17,230 --> 01:14:19,310 Oh, it's about you! Now he's out-playing you! 1488 01:14:19,390 --> 01:14:21,230 - W-what am I, a game? - No! 1489 01:14:21,310 --> 01:14:22,990 Would you guys like to join us in a carol 1490 01:14:23,070 --> 01:14:25,630 - to celebrate the birth of our Lord? - No! 1491 01:14:29,790 --> 01:14:33,430 My God, don't! Dusty! Don't! 1492 01:14:33,510 --> 01:14:35,790 - Dinkleman! - What is the matter with you? 1493 01:14:35,790 --> 01:14:37,710 This is a Christmas concert for children! 1494 01:14:37,790 --> 01:14:40,270 - You liar! - Suckster's not your boyfriend, is he? 1495 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,590 - No, he's not! - 'Cause we like Dusty. 1496 01:14:43,670 --> 01:14:45,750 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1497 01:14:45,830 --> 01:14:47,470 - Ugh! - Dusty! Dusty! Dusty...! 1498 01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:49,230 Oooh! 1499 01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:51,710 I'm being framed! I'm being framed! 1500 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:55,830 - Dusty! - Dinkleman! 1501 01:14:55,870 --> 01:14:58,750 Man, when you come back to town, you come back to town! 1502 01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:02,390 Huh? Huh? Look, don't sweat it. 1503 01:15:02,430 --> 01:15:04,390 W-w-we'll go to The Maple tonight 1504 01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:06,030 You can apologize to Jamie 1505 01:15:06,110 --> 01:15:09,430 and everything will be just... just peachy. 1506 01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:11,670 Okay, yep, good. Thanks, Clark, for everything. 1507 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:14,070 See you in another 10 years. Guess not. 1508 01:15:16,150 --> 01:15:18,470 How'd it go with Jamie last night? You boink her? 1509 01:15:18,550 --> 01:15:20,750 That would be a no. 1510 01:15:20,830 --> 01:15:23,030 Raise you hand if your brother's a homo! 1511 01:15:24,310 --> 01:15:26,590 All right. Keep in touch! 1512 01:15:30,870 --> 01:15:34,990 You believe that? Not one taxi, not one. 1513 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:37,430 Stupid town. I gotta take the bus! 1514 01:15:37,510 --> 01:15:39,030 Dude, bus sucks! 1515 01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:43,470 Yes! I am outta here! 1516 01:15:45,270 --> 01:15:48,910 So long, Sucktown! Kiss my ass! 1517 01:15:50,510 --> 01:15:52,830 Hey, Mr. Bus Driver Man. 1518 01:15:52,910 --> 01:15:54,470 Hey... 1519 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:57,950 pull my finger. Come on, pull my finger. 1520 01:16:19,590 --> 01:16:22,830 - Aw! - Yoo-hoo! 1521 01:16:22,910 --> 01:16:26,190 - Great. - Jamie! 1522 01:16:26,270 --> 01:16:28,790 - Whoa, miss, miss. W-w-whoa. - What? What, what, wha... 1523 01:16:28,870 --> 01:16:30,990 - what, Chris? What do you want? - I just want to apologize. 1524 01:16:31,070 --> 01:16:32,870 I'm sorry. I was out of line, okay? 1525 01:16:32,910 --> 01:16:35,190 - You're an asshole. - Oh, my... I was... 1526 01:16:35,270 --> 01:16:37,630 Hey, I'm gonna get you a cab and take you home, huh? 1527 01:16:37,710 --> 01:16:40,710 - She's so sensitive! - You blew it. I'm winning. 1528 01:16:40,790 --> 01:16:42,950 - You're the Devil. - So go ahead, just go sleep it off. 1529 01:16:43,030 --> 01:16:44,950 You'll be right as rain in the morning, brother. 1530 01:16:45,030 --> 01:16:47,790 Chris, you're drunk! Go home! 1531 01:16:47,830 --> 01:16:50,230 I'm not drunk. What's this? 1532 01:16:51,270 --> 01:16:54,510 Ooh. "Simply Dusty" 1533 01:16:54,550 --> 01:16:56,470 Is there any other kind? That's adorable. 1534 01:16:56,550 --> 01:16:58,390 Do you know what else is adorable? You two. 1535 01:16:58,470 --> 01:17:01,230 Hey! Stop bringing Dusty into your problems, okay? 1536 01:17:01,310 --> 01:17:03,150 Dusty and I are fine. 1537 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:05,670 - Dusty and I are friends. - Right! 1538 01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:08,430 - Not for too long, I hope. - Yeah... 1539 01:17:08,470 --> 01:17:09,870 Wait, what? 1540 01:17:09,950 --> 01:17:11,710 Slow down. What did you just say? 1541 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,870 Jamie, listen, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1542 01:17:13,950 --> 01:17:15,790 L... about our relationship. 1543 01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:18,310 Maybe we could take the next step or something? 1544 01:17:18,390 --> 01:17:19,790 Dusty, can I be honest with you? 1545 01:17:19,830 --> 01:17:22,390 - I think you're a really nice guy. - Thank you. 1546 01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:24,630 I think you're funny and charming and sweet, 1547 01:17:24,670 --> 01:17:27,550 and I just don't have those feelings for you. 1548 01:17:27,630 --> 01:17:29,430 - You're kidding. - No. 1549 01:17:29,470 --> 01:17:33,750 Whew! 1550 01:17:33,830 --> 01:17:36,790 Okay, 'cause... cause I wrote you that song and everything, 1551 01:17:36,870 --> 01:17:38,630 you know, and I worked really hard on it 1552 01:17:38,710 --> 01:17:40,870 and what kind of girl would you be if you didn't put out for the guy that wrote 1553 01:17:40,950 --> 01:17:42,870 - you that song, you know what mean? - Huh? 1554 01:17:45,190 --> 01:17:47,590 F-this. I'm mobile. 1555 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:50,630 Ah-ha! 1556 01:17:52,950 --> 01:17:55,110 I'm gonna miss him! 1557 01:17:55,190 --> 01:17:56,750 - Oh! - Ow! 1558 01:17:56,830 --> 01:17:59,150 - What? Heh. - Eh! 1559 01:18:01,630 --> 01:18:03,470 Get off me, Chris! Why are you here? 1560 01:18:03,550 --> 01:18:05,150 Why do you keep messing with my head? 1561 01:18:05,230 --> 01:18:07,150 I messed with your head for three days. 1562 01:18:07,230 --> 01:18:10,070 You've been torturing me since the sixth grade! 1563 01:18:10,150 --> 01:18:11,830 So that's what this is about? 1564 01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:14,550 Because I wouldn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself! 1565 01:18:14,630 --> 01:18:17,870 Oh, after years of you being the biggest tease, 1566 01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:20,390 trust me, I'm so over myself. 1567 01:18:20,470 --> 01:18:22,030 Oh, so now I'm the tease. 1568 01:18:22,110 --> 01:18:23,550 I practically throw myself at you 1569 01:18:23,630 --> 01:18:25,190 the other night and you did nothing! 1570 01:18:25,230 --> 01:18:28,670 And now you know how it feels. 1571 01:18:28,710 --> 01:18:30,510 I'm outta here. 1572 01:18:30,590 --> 01:18:32,750 Yeah, there you go. Just walk away like you always do! 1573 01:18:32,830 --> 01:18:34,470 Oh, no no no. I'm-I'm not walking away. 1574 01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:36,470 I'm running back to my great life in L.A.! 1575 01:18:36,510 --> 01:18:38,830 - Great. Well, have fun. - Oh, you have fun... 1576 01:18:38,910 --> 01:18:41,030 being the girl who peaked in high school. 1577 01:18:41,070 --> 01:18:43,910 - Ooohh! - You slap like a cheerleader. 1578 01:18:43,990 --> 01:18:45,990 Bye, Chris. 1579 01:18:47,790 --> 01:18:49,670 And stay out! 1580 01:18:54,550 --> 01:18:56,110 I've always wanted to say that. 1581 01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:05,070 How did you get in here? 1582 01:20:05,150 --> 01:20:07,310 My bodyguard let me in. 1583 01:20:07,390 --> 01:20:09,950 I was making cookies. 1584 01:20:10,030 --> 01:20:11,590 Oh, I was trying to be all domesticated 1585 01:20:11,670 --> 01:20:13,830 like that skank you were banging behind my back. 1586 01:20:13,870 --> 01:20:15,310 Please leave me alone. 1587 01:20:16,350 --> 01:20:18,190 No, sh-sh-sh-sh! 1588 01:20:18,270 --> 01:20:19,830 Hugs and kisses! 1589 01:20:19,870 --> 01:20:23,070 It's all good, baby, it's all good. 1590 01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:26,070 By making me jealous on purpose you inspire me to write the best songs, 1591 01:20:26,110 --> 01:20:27,790 you know, full of angst and hate! 1592 01:20:27,870 --> 01:20:30,470 You like that. You and I are gonna be 1593 01:20:30,550 --> 01:20:32,470 the greatest musical manager team 1594 01:20:32,550 --> 01:20:34,750 since Jessica Simpson and her father... 1595 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,790 only we get to "mreow" and they can't, 1596 01:20:36,830 --> 01:20:39,190 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up. 1597 01:20:39,270 --> 01:20:42,750 This is the new and improved "Forgiveness." 1598 01:20:48,550 --> 01:20:52,150 * Forgiveness * 1599 01:20:52,230 --> 01:20:55,230 * Is more than sayin' sorry * 1600 01:20:55,310 --> 01:20:57,670 Are you sorry? Ha ha! 1601 01:20:59,350 --> 01:21:01,190 * Forgiveness. * 1602 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:05,390 - No. - No? 1603 01:21:05,430 --> 01:21:08,270 - No more. - But I've forgiven you! 1604 01:21:08,310 --> 01:21:10,350 - It's just like the song... - Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh... 1605 01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:13,630 This isn't about you. 1606 01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:15,950 It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls. 1607 01:21:15,990 --> 01:21:17,710 Darla! 1608 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:19,830 I don't want other girls. 1609 01:21:19,910 --> 01:21:21,430 I want one girl. 1610 01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:24,670 - That's not you. - Hmph. 1611 01:21:30,070 --> 01:21:31,470 Look. I'll call... 1612 01:21:34,270 --> 01:21:35,670 Ouch. 1613 01:21:39,550 --> 01:21:41,790 - Why don't you like me? - It's a little hard to answer 1614 01:21:41,870 --> 01:21:43,710 with a taser in my balls! 1615 01:21:43,790 --> 01:21:46,430 This is about Santa's little whore, isn't it? 1616 01:21:49,950 --> 01:21:51,830 Ooh yeah, it's go time. 1617 01:21:51,910 --> 01:21:53,150 Hey, hey, hey! It's not go time! 1618 01:21:53,190 --> 01:21:55,030 This isn't how it works, Samantha. 1619 01:21:55,110 --> 01:21:58,430 You can't force or-or torture someone into liking you. 1620 01:21:58,510 --> 01:21:59,990 Ooh, the big speech. 1621 01:22:00,070 --> 01:22:01,710 No! You just have to put yourself out there 1622 01:22:01,790 --> 01:22:02,710 and hope that they like you back. 1623 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:04,750 This isn't a game! This is my life! 1624 01:22:04,830 --> 01:22:06,590 Oh, yeah, well, this is my life! 1625 01:22:06,670 --> 01:22:08,470 Okay? I'm sorry. 1626 01:22:08,510 --> 01:22:11,430 I'm not the most boring person ever! 1627 01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,110 Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! 1628 01:22:14,110 --> 01:22:15,790 I'm sorry... 1629 01:22:15,870 --> 01:22:19,110 I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! 1630 01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:21,750 I'm sorry I'm not... where're you going? 1631 01:22:21,830 --> 01:22:26,230 * Missed the last train home * 1632 01:22:29,590 --> 01:22:34,750 * Birds pass by to tell me that I'm not alone * 1633 01:22:34,830 --> 01:22:38,030 * Well, I'm pushing myself to finish this part... * 1634 01:22:38,110 --> 01:22:39,550 Hey! Hey, where is she? 1635 01:22:39,630 --> 01:22:44,190 * I handle a lot walking on this * 1636 01:22:44,230 --> 01:22:47,310 * It's in your eyes, open your eyes * 1637 01:22:47,390 --> 01:22:51,110 * Open eyes, open your eyes * 1638 01:22:51,150 --> 01:22:52,790 * Open your eyes * 1639 01:22:52,870 --> 01:22:54,630 * Open your eyes. * 1640 01:22:54,710 --> 01:22:56,550 Hi. 1641 01:22:56,630 --> 01:22:58,710 Jamie. Look, Jamie! 1642 01:23:00,510 --> 01:23:02,470 I said a lot of really crappy things the other night 1643 01:23:02,550 --> 01:23:05,390 and I'm sorry about that. 1644 01:23:05,470 --> 01:23:07,870 I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, okay? 1645 01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:11,750 I just... the truth is I'm-I'm afraid to be your friend 1646 01:23:11,830 --> 01:23:13,630 'cause I'm always gonna want more. 1647 01:23:14,670 --> 01:23:16,270 But then I got to thinking that-that 1648 01:23:16,350 --> 01:23:18,990 I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. 1649 01:23:22,230 --> 01:23:24,110 You know what? That's a lie too. 1650 01:23:28,310 --> 01:23:30,070 Why are you back here? 1651 01:23:31,950 --> 01:23:33,710 Because I want to take you on a date. 1652 01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,310 And I don't care if it's in the day or at night 1653 01:23:38,390 --> 01:23:41,630 or whenever, as long as it's a real date. 1654 01:23:41,710 --> 01:23:44,790 And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are inside and out. 1655 01:23:45,870 --> 01:23:47,990 And I want to have babies with you 1656 01:23:48,070 --> 01:23:50,950 and I want to marry you and I love you. 1657 01:23:52,310 --> 01:23:54,310 Jamie, I always have. 1658 01:23:57,790 --> 01:24:00,110 Mmm. Ow! 1659 01:24:00,190 --> 01:24:02,230 Sorry. Just, uh... 1660 01:24:02,310 --> 01:24:04,190 20 years all at once! 1661 01:24:25,550 --> 01:24:26,550 Unbelievable! 1662 01:24:26,630 --> 01:24:28,590 Suckster's making out with Mrs. P! 1663 01:24:28,630 --> 01:24:30,750 What is she thinking? 1664 01:24:30,830 --> 01:24:33,830 - Hey, Sarah, do you want my last cookie? - Oh, thanks, Brett! 1665 01:24:33,910 --> 01:24:35,950 Hey, Joey, do you want some of my cookie? 1666 01:24:36,030 --> 01:24:37,550 Don't mind if I do. 1667 01:24:37,630 --> 01:24:40,670 - You're such a good friend, Brett. - The bestest! 1668 01:24:40,750 --> 01:24:41,950 Ahh. 1669 01:24:42,030 --> 01:24:42,790 Oh, shit! 1670 01:24:43,110 --> 01:24:45,630 * I swear * 1671 01:24:45,710 --> 01:24:48,510 * By the moon and the stars * 1672 01:24:48,590 --> 01:24:51,270 * In the skies * 1673 01:24:51,350 --> 01:24:54,030 * I'll be there * 1674 01:24:54,070 --> 01:24:56,670 * And I swear * 1675 01:24:56,710 --> 01:24:58,670 * Like the shadow * 1676 01:24:58,750 --> 01:25:02,510 * That's by your side * 1677 01:25:02,550 --> 01:25:05,830 * I'll be there * 1678 01:25:05,870 --> 01:25:08,910 * For better or worse * 1679 01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:11,710 * Till death do us part * 1680 01:25:11,790 --> 01:25:16,670 * I'll love you with every beat of my heart * 1681 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:20,110 * And I swear * 1682 01:25:22,030 --> 01:25:24,990 * Oh-hh * 1683 01:25:26,150 --> 01:25:29,830 * Hahh-aah... * 1684 01:25:29,910 --> 01:25:33,310 * I'll give you everything * 1685 01:25:33,390 --> 01:25:35,430 * I can * 1686 01:25:35,510 --> 01:25:37,270 * I'll build your dreams * 1687 01:25:37,350 --> 01:25:40,750 * With these two hands * 1688 01:25:40,830 --> 01:25:43,470 * We'll hang some memories * 1689 01:25:43,550 --> 01:25:47,150 * On the walls * 1690 01:25:47,230 --> 01:25:49,590 - * And when * - * And when * 1691 01:25:49,630 --> 01:25:54,390 * Just the two of us are there * 1692 01:25:54,470 --> 01:25:56,670 * You won't have to ask * 1693 01:25:56,710 --> 01:26:00,190 * If I still care * 1694 01:26:00,270 --> 01:26:03,670 * 'Cause as the time turns the page * 1695 01:26:03,710 --> 01:26:08,710 * My love won't age at all * 1696 01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:11,710 - * And I swear * - * And I swear * 1697 01:26:11,790 --> 01:26:14,510 * By the moon and the stars * 1698 01:26:14,550 --> 01:26:17,230 * In the skies * 1699 01:26:17,270 --> 01:26:20,150 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1700 01:26:20,230 --> 01:26:22,750 - * And I swear * - * And I swear * 1701 01:26:22,830 --> 01:26:28,190 * Like the shadow that's by your side * 1702 01:26:28,270 --> 01:26:31,710 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1703 01:26:31,790 --> 01:26:34,430 * For better or worse * 1704 01:26:34,510 --> 01:26:37,150 * Till death do us part * 1705 01:26:37,230 --> 01:26:42,350 * I'll love you with every beat of my heart * 1706 01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:45,950 - * And I swear * - * Oh, yeah * 1707 01:26:56,110 --> 01:26:58,470 * And I swear * 1708 01:26:58,510 --> 01:27:01,470 * By the moon and the stars * 1709 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,950 * In the skies * 1710 01:27:04,030 --> 01:27:06,910 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1711 01:27:06,950 --> 01:27:09,470 * And I swear * 1712 01:27:09,550 --> 01:27:11,470 * Like the shadow * 1713 01:27:11,550 --> 01:27:15,270 - * That's by your side * - * That's by your side * 1714 01:27:15,350 --> 01:27:18,390 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1715 01:27:18,470 --> 01:27:21,710 - * For better or worse * - * Better or worse * 1716 01:27:21,790 --> 01:27:24,470 - * Till death do us part * - * Oh no * 1717 01:27:24,550 --> 01:27:29,470 * I'll love you with every beat of my heart * 1718 01:27:29,550 --> 01:27:32,430 * And I swear * 1719 01:27:32,470 --> 01:27:35,430 * I swear * 1720 01:27:35,510 --> 01:27:40,150 * Oh, whoa, I... * 1721 01:27:40,230 --> 01:27:43,230 * Swear. * 1722 01:27:43,310 --> 01:27:44,270 Mike! 1723 01:27:53,630 --> 01:27:56,550 * Forgiveness * 1724 01:27:57,750 --> 01:28:01,030 * Is more than saying sorry * 1725 01:28:01,110 --> 01:28:04,910 * Sorry sorry sorry * 1726 01:28:04,990 --> 01:28:08,910 * Forgiveness * 1727 01:28:08,990 --> 01:28:12,710 * Means accepting people's flaws * 1728 01:28:12,790 --> 01:28:17,510 * Flaws flaws flaws * 1729 01:28:17,590 --> 01:28:19,950 * To forgive is divine * 1730 01:28:20,030 --> 01:28:23,430 * So let's have a glass of wine * 1731 01:28:23,510 --> 01:28:25,990 * And have makeup sex * 1732 01:28:26,070 --> 01:28:27,910 * Until the end of * 1733 01:28:27,990 --> 01:28:30,790 * Time * 1734 01:28:34,070 --> 01:28:38,190 * Forgiveness * 1735 01:28:38,270 --> 01:28:41,550 * Does not mean compromising * 1736 01:28:45,910 --> 01:28:48,590 * Let's forgive and forget * 1737 01:28:48,670 --> 01:28:51,670 * And solve this African debt * 1738 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:54,590 * Just like the Cheshire Cat * 1739 01:28:54,630 --> 01:28:57,910 * Who says, "Mreow! You're running out of time!" * 1740 01:28:57,990 --> 01:29:02,790 * Time time time time time, wreeow! * 1741 01:29:28,430 --> 01:29:29,870 * Forgiveness * 1742 01:29:29,950 --> 01:29:31,710 You'll always be fat to me, Chris! 1743 01:29:34,510 --> 01:29:35,830 * Forgiveness * 1744 01:29:35,910 --> 01:29:38,390 God damn it! Come on, Dusty. 1745 01:29:40,350 --> 01:29:42,190 * Forgiveness * 1746 01:29:42,270 --> 01:29:44,590 Not happy! 1747 01:29:46,110 --> 01:29:47,990 * Forgiveness * 1748 01:29:48,070 --> 01:29:52,790 Hello, Joyce? Joyce? 1749 01:29:52,870 --> 01:29:54,670 Oh my God! 1750 01:29:57,750 --> 01:30:00,670 Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them 1751 01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:03,830 for they know not what they do." 1752 01:30:03,910 --> 01:30:07,430 If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others? 1753 01:30:07,510 --> 01:30:08,950 I won't apologize. 1754 01:30:09,030 --> 01:30:10,750 I don't forgive you. 1755 01:30:10,830 --> 01:30:13,750 You can forgive, but you can't forget. 1756 01:30:14,950 --> 01:30:16,830 Where are you? 1757 01:30:21,030 --> 01:30:23,630 * Forgiveness * 1758 01:30:25,470 --> 01:30:27,870 Time time time time 1759 01:30:27,950 --> 01:30:30,310 time time time time. 119938