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(Creaks)
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(Gasps)
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Now, then.
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Look, Teddy!
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(Thunder)
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I'm sure we'll find one up here.
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Right, you just sit there.
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Da—da!
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There's yours.
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And here's mine.
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(Bell tolls)
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(Alarm clock)
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(Ringing speeds up, then stops)
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(Hissing)
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(Water boiling)
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(Honks horn)
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Morning. Do sit down. Thank you.
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And how are we today?
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(# Strauss:
Tales from the Vienna Woods)
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(Chair motor whirrs)
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(Continues whirring)
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(Music reaches triumphant climax)
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Open.
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Good.
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Another one please.
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Open.
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(Music continues)
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(Sighs)
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(Sighs)
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What's in there?
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Oh, stupid.
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Hello.
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(Deep voice) # Alleluia Alleluia #
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(High voice) # Alleluia Alleluia #
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(Sighs)
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Ah!
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Oh!
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(Bells pealing)
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Look, Teddy.
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What's Santa Claus brought you?
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Yes! Three.
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Christmas socks!
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Merry Christmas!
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Look!
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(Crash)
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Are you all right in there?
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(Muffled) Oh, yes, fine, thank you.
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— Oh sorry, just drying my hair.
— Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to you.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
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— Cup of tea?
— Oh yes, if you're having one.
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Well, I might.
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Have you got the turkey on?
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Mr Spider.
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Look.
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(Whistle)
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Can you get out of there, please?
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(Revs engine)
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A—choo! A—choo!
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(Football commentary on TV)
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(Cheering)
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(Crash)
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(Faint organ and choir)
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# La—la—la—la—la—la—la—la... #
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(Crash)
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(Organ and choir)
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(Sermon begins)
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(Organ)
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# All creatures of our God and King
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# Lift up your voice and with us sing
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(Mr Bean, out of tune) # Alle—lu—ia
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# Alle—lu—ia...
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# Thou burning sun with golden beams
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# Thou silver moon with softer gleam
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# O, praise him
0, praise him
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# Alle—lu—ia
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# Alle—lu—ia
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# Alle—lu—ia
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(Congregation) # ..lu...
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# lu—ia
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(Congregation) # ia...
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# Let all things their Creator bless
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# And worship Him in humbleness
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# O, praise Him, alleluia
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# Praise, praise the Father,
praise the Son
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# And praise the Spirit,
Three in One
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# O, praise Him
0, praise Him
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# Alle—lu—ia
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# Alle—lu—ia
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# Alle—lu...
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#ia#
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(Commentator) 'And you join us as
the Royal car winds its way slowly
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'to the entrance of the Odeon cinema
for tonight's Gala performance.
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'The crowd cheers,
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'their spirits undampened
by the light November drizzle.
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'And inside, waiting to greet
the Royal party
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'are the stars of the film as well
as those tireless backroom boys
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'who really make it all happen
behind the scenes.'
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(Clears throat)
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(Clears throat)
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(Exhales)
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(Inhales deeply)
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(Coughs)
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(Yells)
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(Fanfare)
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Right.
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(General chatter)
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Done your revision?
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Oh, yes.
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|'ve concentrated on trigonometry.
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I've done calculus mainly.
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I believe that they concentrated
on calculus last year.
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Oh. Oh, dear.
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(Suppressed snigger)
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Quiet, ladies and gentlemen, please.
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The exam will commence
in two minutes.
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Ladies and gentlemen, you may open
the envelopes containing your papers.
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The exam starts...
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now.
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(Clears throat)
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Oh, Mummy!
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Two minutes, ladies and gentlemen.
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At the end, will those who answered
the green calculus papers
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please put them in the green box,
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and those who answered
the white trigonometry papers,
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please put them in the white box.
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Stop writing, please.
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I said stop writing.
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(Angrily) Will you stop writing!
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'Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
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'Welcome to the demonstration...'
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(Brass band)
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Look! At last. Look, Teddy!
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Now we can go and feed the ducks.
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Let's get you ready.
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(Birds twittering)
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(Groans)
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|t's stopped!
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