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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:28,895 Bernice: hello? 2 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,298 Ray: did you do it? 3 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:32,965 Did you do it? 4 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,602 Not yet. 5 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:36,903 Do it now. 6 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:38,305 Go in now. 7 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:39,706 I'm not ready. 8 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,709 The guy runs 20 minutes every morning. 9 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,712 What else do you need to know? 10 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,914 Ray, I'm telling you, this guy is dangerous-- 11 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:49,916 Hello? 12 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:06,999 I see 13 00:01:06,999 --> 00:01:08,768 every move you make 14 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:11,338 there's nothing you can do 15 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,139 to get by me 16 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:16,175 my, my profession 17 00:01:16,175 --> 00:01:18,144 baby, I'm a thief 18 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:19,746 wanna shake your hand 19 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,415 it's true, you'll see 20 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,317 I look for silver 21 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,719 for China, maybe gold 22 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,187 makes lots of things 23 00:01:28,187 --> 00:01:31,223 something I can hold 24 00:01:31,223 --> 00:01:32,692 you've really tried this time 25 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:36,228 I'll get my guilt while it's on my mind 26 00:01:36,228 --> 00:01:38,365 ah, baby 27 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:41,701 all this fun can be no crime 28 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,506 you can't catch me 29 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,976 not the burglar 30 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:50,977 no way 31 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,914 try and catch me 32 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,586 each and every time, I'll get away 33 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:36,689 hello? 34 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:40,092 Hello? 35 00:02:40,092 --> 00:02:42,495 Is anybody home? 36 00:02:59,912 --> 00:03:02,515 Got a package for this address. 37 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,717 Can you sign for it? 38 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,123 Thanks a lot. Have a nice day. 39 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,883 you can't catch me 40 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,553 not the burglar 41 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,754 no way 42 00:03:43,255 --> 00:03:45,758 try and catch me 43 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,761 each and every time 44 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:50,162 I'll get away 45 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:53,466 when times get rough 46 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:56,035 I take a look inside 47 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:57,837 I always found the things 48 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,473 you tried to hide 49 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:02,008 with each new day 50 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:04,811 your chances will increase 51 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,046 who'll be the next victim 52 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,482 of the thief? 53 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,817 you've really tried this time 54 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:14,286 I'll get my guilt while it's on my mind 55 00:04:14,286 --> 00:04:16,556 ah, baby 56 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,925 all this fun can be no crime 57 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,230 you can't catch me 58 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:28,067 not the burglar 59 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,101 no way 60 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:56,896 speak to me. Speak to me. 61 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,012 Ha ha. 62 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:14,246 Mmm-hmm. 63 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,924 Ok, honey 64 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:29,095 Let's see what you got for me today. 65 00:05:31,363 --> 00:05:32,498 Ohh 66 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,234 Don't rush to come out, now. 67 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:37,904 Everybody gets a turn. 68 00:06:03,295 --> 00:06:05,031 Very nice. 69 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,042 Come to mama. 70 00:06:21,313 --> 00:06:24,350 Got you, you bastard. 71 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,466 Aah! 72 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,302 I seen 'em! I seen 'em! 73 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:52,504 I seen 'em! 74 00:07:52,504 --> 00:07:54,373 I seen 'em! 75 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:56,642 I seen 'em from the street! 76 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,378 They was runnin' and duckin'! 77 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:00,379 Hey! 78 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:02,314 What's going on here? 79 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,850 What is she saying? 80 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,617 What's going on? 81 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:07,653 I've been robbed! 82 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,055 They come through the hedge! 83 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,057 How many were there? 84 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,659 I don't know! 2, 3 dozen. 85 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,061 Who were they? 86 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,263 Colored boys! Maybe not! 87 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,265 Where did they go? 88 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,400 Through the hedge! 89 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,668 Who are you? 90 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,904 I work for miss ornstein! 91 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,974 I don't know what to do! 92 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,076 Let's go. You, too. 93 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,678 No! no! I got to go to work! 94 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,679 Wait here! 95 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,816 No, come on. Let's go. 96 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,985 I think I see him. This way. 97 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:42,488 I got to stop doing this shit. 98 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,527 Carl: get 99 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,595 Please 100 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,830 Get in 101 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,468 Aah! 102 00:08:56,468 --> 00:09:00,873 I mean, first the guy with the packages comes. 103 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,608 Then Mr. I'm-a-jogger- for-my-health, 104 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,076 he comes back. 105 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,012 Then his friend shows up. 106 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,447 I've been watching this place 107 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:09,982 for 3 weeks. 108 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:12,018 Nothing ever changes. 109 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:14,720 It's always the same. 110 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,324 I got to open up. It's close to noon. 111 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,326 I'll see you later. 112 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,727 Bye. 113 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:25,932 Are you from here or from out of town? 114 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:02,801 Hi. may I speak to Abel Crowe, please? 115 00:10:02,801 --> 00:10:04,803 Oh, really? 116 00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:07,406 No, no message. Thank you. 117 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,519 May I speak with Abel Crowe? 118 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:21,921 All right. 119 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,190 Would you tell him the rare book 120 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,793 he ordered has come in? Yes. 121 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,795 No, he'll know. Thank you. 122 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,397 Bye-bye. 123 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,801 Hi. is this it? 124 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,803 Yep, that's it. 125 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,006 Hold on one sec. Sure. 126 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,250 Uhwhat's that all about? 127 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,986 That? nothing. Don't worry about it. 128 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,854 This is it, huh? 129 00:10:55,854 --> 00:10:57,256 Yeah. 130 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,458 Ok, let's see. With federal, 131 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,460 state, 132 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,729 and local tax, 133 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,298 it's 56.67. 134 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,299 What? 135 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,268 That's right, 56.67. That's what it says. 136 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,437 These machines don't lie. 137 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,172 What, are you on drugs something? 138 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,840 I got a used paperback. 139 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:18,310 Drugs? is that what you have in the bag? 140 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,545 No. 141 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:20,846 What's in the bag? 142 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,115 Look, what the hell is this? 143 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,984 Open the goddamn door. 144 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,752 You going to make me? 145 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,120 If I have to, yeah. 146 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,490 I got a Smith & Wesson under the counter, man, 147 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,391 pointing at you, 148 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,559 and if you if you don't hurry up, 149 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,627 I'm gonna shoot you right in the dick. 150 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,064 You can't do that. 151 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,865 Are you kidding? Of course I can do that. 152 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,067 In this neighborhood, 153 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,234 I can shoot a customer a week 154 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,902 and get away with it. 155 00:11:43,902 --> 00:11:45,737 I can't believe this is happening. 156 00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,573 You want to hurry up? 157 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:50,542 You're holding up my other customers. 158 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,949 I don't have $56, all right? 159 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,917 It's gonna cost you 60. 160 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:01,620 I didn't know you had this one. 161 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,089 Hey, lady, fuck you. 162 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:06,158 In that case, put the books on the counter. 163 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,027 Yeah, sure. Sure. 164 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:13,165 And don't you ever, ever try to steal 165 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,766 anything from me again, 166 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:15,767 you understand that? 167 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:16,902 Yeah. 168 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,505 Ok. get the fuck out of here. 169 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:20,906 Yes. thank you. 170 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,109 You're welcome. Have a nice day. 171 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,411 Babe. 172 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,980 That's about the most bizarre thing 173 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,915 I've ever seen, 174 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,986 and I was a cop for 25 years. 175 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,922 Usually, the customer holds the proprietor up. 176 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,190 That's how it's supposed to work, Bernie. 177 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,192 They come in here, they hold you up. 178 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,328 How'd you get in here? 179 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,930 You left the back door unlocked. 180 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,333 I couldn't have gotten in otherwise 181 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,936 because I don't know how to pick a lock. 182 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,938 You got a permit for that gun? 183 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,407 They giving ex-cons permits these days? 184 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,808 Ray, I'm busy. 185 00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:59,211 Yeah, yeah. You look busy. 186 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,080 What do you want? 187 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,482 What do you think I want? 188 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,951 I want $20,000 payable today right now. 189 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,486 And I want a mink coat for my wife. 190 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,422 I'm getting tired of asking for that, Bernie. 191 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,358 Ray, at the end of the week, 192 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,693 everything's gonna be very cool. 193 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:15,694 I give you my word. 194 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,529 I don't think so. Why not? 195 00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:20,866 Abel Crowe died last night of a massive heart attack 196 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,301 at the St. Francis hotel. 197 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,404 Probably had a cholesterol count of around 2,000. 198 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:28,407 So you better find another receiver for that stamp 199 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,409 very, very fast, my darling. 200 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:33,412 Who do you know that takes stamps? 201 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,414 Not my problem. My problem 202 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,317 is waiting around for you to get the job done. 203 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,786 Ray, I'm not gonna do something that's stupid, 204 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:45,023 and I won't hit somebody who doesn't have it coming. 205 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:48,026 Please spare me your ethical considerations. 206 00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:50,596 You got a week. 207 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:51,730 A week? 208 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,232 Uh-huh. 209 00:14:01,773 --> 00:14:03,109 Stamps. 210 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:07,113 Stamps are a New York business for the most part. 211 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:12,818 See, I'm in a bit of a fix. 212 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,053 You could fly to New York. 213 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:17,156 I'm not sure even then. 214 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,158 That's all right. 215 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,760 If you hear of anybody, just 216 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,662 I got some other stuff. 217 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,767 This one I would have trouble with. 218 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,802 It's very specific. 219 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,376 This one, there's no problem. 220 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,777 1,000? 221 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,179 That's great. 222 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:43,782 I got this rolex oyster perpetual. 223 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,186 The usual on that? 224 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,188 Yeah. thanks. 225 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,790 Always a pleasure. 226 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,825 Bernie, i know you like 227 00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:55,861 to find your own things, 228 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:59,398 but you say you're in a fix. 229 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,201 I know a long-time customer. 230 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,236 I know the merchandise involved. 231 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,937 It's very tempting. 232 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,539 IBM? 233 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,874 Sorry? 234 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,342 Italian businessman. 235 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:13,812 No, nothing like that, nothing at all. 236 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,215 It's a dentist. 237 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,816 A dentist? 238 00:15:20,952 --> 00:15:23,189 Maria dioso, por favor. 239 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,864 Bernard rho-- 240 00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:34,233 rhodenbarr? 241 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,867 Bernice, bernice. 242 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:37,869 Bernice rhodenbarr. 243 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,808 Yeah, it's nothing to worry about, Mrs. Ramirez. 244 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,410 On your left. 245 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,835 Buenos días. Como esta? 246 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:10,836 Bien. 247 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,238 Oh, an anglo. 248 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,839 Yeah, the epitome of anglo. 249 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,006 Open up, please. 250 00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:16,007 Uh, no. 251 00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:17,476 Please open up. 252 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,277 No. 253 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,478 Open up. 254 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,279 No. 255 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,447 Please open up. 256 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,048 Where's the doctor? 257 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,716 Please open up. 258 00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,752 Thank you. 259 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,020 Nice. nice choppers. 260 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,188 Uh-huh. 261 00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:31,757 Uh-huh. 262 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,525 Uh-huh. 263 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,294 Uh-huh. 264 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,995 Uh-huh. 265 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,530 Uh-huh. 266 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,731 Uh-huh. 267 00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,300 Uh-huh. 268 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,703 Ow! god damn. I'm looking at your teeth. 269 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,704 Really? 270 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,705 Hi. 271 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,507 How we doing? 272 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,277 One cavity, best as I can tell. 273 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,845 Cynthia: thank you. You can take a break now. 274 00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,947 Don't forget your nuts. 275 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,349 Lower left molar. 276 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,951 Great. thank you. Shut the door. 277 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,154 Well, open wide. 278 00:17:03,154 --> 00:17:04,723 Come on. 279 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,124 Thank you. 280 00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:07,659 Good girl. 281 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,262 Mr. paggif is a very nice man. 282 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,997 Yes, he is. 283 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,833 He said i could trust you. 284 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,635 He can trust me. 285 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:22,308 I've bought a lot of jewelry from him, 286 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:25,010 jewelry I don't have anymore. 287 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,013 Somebody stole it from me, 288 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,616 my former husband. 289 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:37,423 I would like very much to get that jewelry back. 290 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,625 Call the police. 291 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,629 Well 292 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,030 Ok. 293 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,064 Aah! 294 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,033 It's on the house. 295 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,068 You need it. 296 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,637 Ok. 297 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,043 Most all of my business is hispanic, 298 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,045 most of them illegal, 299 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,448 so they pay cash, 300 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,650 unreported cash. 301 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,055 There. that'll be numb in a minute. 302 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,658 Didn't feel a thing, did you? 303 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,862 With this cash, i bought jewelry. 304 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,497 When my husband and I separated, 305 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,165 he went to our safe deposit box 306 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,400 and cleaned it out. 307 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,470 There's nothing official i can do about it 308 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,472 without the IRS finding out. 309 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:29,441 Ok, open up for Mr. thirsty. 310 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,911 He kees ha woolry in tha houba? 311 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:33,879 What? 312 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:37,383 Does he keep the jewelry in his house? 313 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,885 His apartment. I don't know why. 314 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:43,489 Guess he likes to show it to his girlfriends, 315 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,491 of which he has many. 316 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,394 Besides, he's not exactly a rocket scientist. 317 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,496 I don't know about you, 318 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,498 but I've always been a sucker 319 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,265 for a really nice pair of buns. 320 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:57,936 Aah! 321 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:58,937 Let's go. 322 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,850 Cynthia: the apartment's simple. 323 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,052 There's no doorman downstairs, 324 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,821 and I've even got a key. 325 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,822 Whellwy? 326 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,956 What? 327 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:18,957 Really? 328 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,792 Yes, really. 329 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:21,893 Christopher's rarely there 330 00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:23,361 because he's always out in bars 331 00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:26,432 screwing everything he can get his hands on. 332 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,967 Bernice: mutt is uh wooey uhled at? 333 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,236 What? 334 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:35,006 What is the jewelry valued at? 335 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,875 Oh, umm 336 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,410 About 100,000. 337 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,011 Bullshit. 338 00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,814 Ok, it's more. 339 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,417 I'm prepared to give you 340 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,019 $10,000 for the job. 341 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,821 Wider, please. 342 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,089 Unnhy five. 343 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,491 What? 344 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,893 25,000, that's what I need. 345 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:58,530 But, my god! You got the key. 346 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,533 I'll tell you where everything is. 347 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,502 What could be easier? 348 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,504 You do it, then. 349 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,506 Jesus! god! $25,000! 350 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,508 Take it or leave it. 351 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,543 Ow! 352 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,513 When will you go in? At night? 353 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,515 No, in the daytime. 354 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,050 You'll do it, then? 355 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,386 Maybe. 356 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,730 That's right, bitch. 357 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,099 Don't tell me about the alarm. 358 00:21:27,318 --> 00:21:28,520 Hmm. 359 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,618 Gets around, this Christopher. 360 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:12,698 Hi. this is you-know-who. I'm not you-know-where. 361 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:16,602 Leave a message when you hear the you-know-what. 362 00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:20,706 Woman's voice: Hey, Christopher. It's Frankie. 363 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:24,309 I'll be hanging at the mayday after 9:00. 364 00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:26,712 I'd really like to see you, 365 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,914 so come, ok? 366 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:29,915 Bye, baby. 367 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,917 Please! 368 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:58,677 Oh, we got a definite refrigerator man here. 369 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,362 Ah, yes. 370 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,364 Beautiful, beautiful. 371 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:31,209 Very nice. 372 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,779 Is very, very nice. 373 00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,815 Now, what's in the closet for you? 374 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,616 Let's go and look. 375 00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:43,889 This is very nice, is so beautiful. 376 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,824 He's such a good dresser. 377 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:48,426 And what's behind door number 2? 378 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,528 Who knew this was there? 379 00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:51,830 I didn't know. 380 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,431 Many beautiful things. 381 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,901 Great gatsby would be very upset, 382 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:59,437 but what do I remember from the other closet? 383 00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:01,773 Let's go and see! 384 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,844 Oh, this is-- this won't do. 385 00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:08,847 I would not watch dogs fuck in this-- 386 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,049 but this I would watch dogs and cats-- 387 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:14,452 Christopher: apres vous. 388 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:18,289 Fuck! fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 389 00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,208 Shit. shit. 390 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,220 Woman: will you stop? 391 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,463 I got to stop doing this shit. 392 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:02,968 Christopher: ow! 393 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:08,373 Nobody's done that to me in a long time. 394 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:11,777 Stereo: I want to feel your body 395 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,982 I shouldn't-- i don't know. 396 00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:18,984 What? you shouldn't what? 397 00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,287 No, you got to do it. 398 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:26,792 Woman: aah! 399 00:25:33,631 --> 00:25:37,268 Oh! oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh! 400 00:25:37,268 --> 00:25:38,569 Aah! 401 00:25:38,569 --> 00:25:42,107 Oh! oh! Uh! Aah! 402 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,508 Uhh! oh! 403 00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:47,946 Oh! oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 404 00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:49,347 Who is this guy? 405 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:52,550 Why don't i have his phone number? 406 00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:58,890 Aah! aah! Aah! 407 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,626 Oh! oh! Oh! 408 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,628 Uhh! uhh! 409 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,230 Oh! 410 00:26:06,397 --> 00:26:08,399 I'm coming! 411 00:26:08,399 --> 00:26:10,035 Ohh! 412 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:13,104 I guess so. Come on. 413 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,240 Ohh! 414 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,242 Oh, oh! 415 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,844 Aah! 416 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,246 Oh. oh. 417 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,248 Oh, oh 418 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,850 Ah. 419 00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:26,744 Man: Chris? 420 00:27:26,744 --> 00:27:28,146 Christopher: aw, shit. 421 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,747 What are you doing here? 422 00:27:29,747 --> 00:27:31,049 Why haven't you returned my calls? 423 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:32,183 Look, forget about returning your phone calls. 424 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,052 I haven't called you in a week. 425 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,186 What the hell is going on? 426 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:36,521 There's nothing going on, ok? 427 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:37,655 Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. 428 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:38,723 Just relax. 429 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:39,824 I said don't walk away from me! 430 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,326 Just get out-- what are you doing? 431 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,760 what is this?! 432 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,095 Ugh! 433 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,699 Excuse me. 434 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:27,038 Hi. this is you-know-who. I'm not you-know-where, 435 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,439 so leave a message 436 00:28:28,439 --> 00:28:31,576 when you hear the you-know-what. 437 00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:32,577 Ciao. 438 00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:36,214 It's not like I've never seen dead people before, ok? 439 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:37,748 I've seen lots of dead people. 440 00:28:37,748 --> 00:28:39,317 But this guy was beyond dead. 441 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,786 I don't know what the fuck that was sticking in his chest. 442 00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:43,154 He looked like a wind-up toy. 443 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:46,357 You got to be crazy, really crazy 444 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:48,726 to stab somebody like that. 445 00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:50,728 This was very bizarre. 446 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:52,397 I don't understand. 447 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:56,134 You get out of jail, don't do anything wrong, 448 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:58,003 and now all of a sudden, 449 00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,937 you start doing jobs again. 450 00:28:59,937 --> 00:29:02,040 Carl 451 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,676 Do you ever think that i might worry about you? 452 00:29:05,676 --> 00:29:09,147 I don't have oodles and oodles of friends. 453 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,681 If I lose you, 454 00:29:10,681 --> 00:29:12,583 I'll lose my best friend. 455 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:15,553 Carl, you don't know what's going on. 456 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:16,854 Let me tell you what's happening. 457 00:29:16,854 --> 00:29:18,156 You know ray, the gimpy cop? 458 00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,690 He comes and he says, 459 00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:21,559 i got something that I think you'd be interested in. 460 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:25,530 I got a pair of gloves from a San Mateo job 5 years ago. 461 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,864 You know why I know they're yours? 462 00:29:26,864 --> 00:29:28,166 I say, no. 463 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,534 He says, because inside there are fingerprints 464 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:31,069 because there's powder in the gloves. 465 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,970 I didn't know this. I leave these gloves there. 466 00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:34,405 He picks them up, he puts them downtown, 467 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,807 and all he has to do is call somebody and say, 468 00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:38,409 i know where these gloves are. 469 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:40,578 So I say, ray, what is it that you want? 470 00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:43,248 He says, i want $20,000 and a mink coat for my wife, 471 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:44,415 and I want you to get it. 472 00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:45,650 That means I'm pulling jobs again. 473 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:48,619 Tomorrow they're going to haul my black ass 474 00:29:48,619 --> 00:29:51,922 back to jail, probably for murder now. 475 00:29:51,922 --> 00:29:54,492 You got any suggestions, Carl? 476 00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:56,194 I don't know. 477 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,196 Maybe you could go, like, 478 00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,198 on the $25,000 pyramid, 479 00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:03,134 you know, get the money. 480 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:07,605 Carl, I think maybe a better idea 481 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:11,609 is that you find yourself a new best friend. 482 00:30:22,753 --> 00:30:26,057 Cynthia on TV: I know good dental care for your kids 483 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:28,226 is worth any price. 484 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:29,627 At the sheldrake clinic, 485 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:32,230 we make sure it's a price you can afford. 486 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,232 In times like these, 487 00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:37,435 you've got to ask yourself, why pay more? 488 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:48,879 That's how we're used to seeing Dr. Cynthia sheldrake, 489 00:30:48,879 --> 00:30:50,281 but at 10:45 this morning, 490 00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:53,351 she was taken into custody on charges 491 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,254 of murdering her former husband Christopher Marshall. 492 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,256 Marshall lived in this fashionable area near Nob Hill. 493 00:30:58,256 --> 00:31:00,258 His body was found early-- 494 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,859 well, my darling. 495 00:31:01,859 --> 00:31:03,261 Lunchtime, ray. 496 00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:05,263 Is that right? 497 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:07,365 Hold it right there, pickaninny. 498 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,867 How about our stamp? 499 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:13,104 Y'all want the stamp, massa ray? 500 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:15,072 I get it for you right now. 501 00:31:15,072 --> 00:31:16,807 I don't want the stamp. 502 00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:18,276 Bernie, listen to me. 503 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:21,011 I don't want the goddamn stamp. 504 00:31:21,011 --> 00:31:23,314 I want the money you're gonna get when you sell the stamp. 505 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:25,316 Then you know what y'all got to do. 506 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,051 You got to find us a buyer. 507 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:30,688 Or maybe you can mail yourself to sun city 508 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:34,425 or wherever the fuck retired policemans go. 509 00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:35,793 Listen to me, god damn it! 510 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:36,927 Get your hands off me, ray. 511 00:31:36,927 --> 00:31:39,364 Don't forget I was the state prison boxing champ. 512 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:40,365 You're going to get hurt. 513 00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:44,469 Whoo! boxing champion, huh? 514 00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:48,005 As I recall, that was a woman's prison. 515 00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:50,007 I'm gonna slap the shit--ow! 516 00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:52,743 You don't listen, that's your problem. 517 00:31:52,743 --> 00:31:53,811 Bernie! 518 00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:56,914 Oh, god! 519 00:31:56,914 --> 00:31:58,349 Oh, god! 520 00:31:58,349 --> 00:32:00,518 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 521 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,320 I told you. 522 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,522 Let's calm down now, ok? 523 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:05,923 You bitch! 524 00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:06,924 Ray-- 525 00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:08,793 you lousy bitch! 526 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:09,860 Ray! 527 00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:15,933 That's it! That's it! 528 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:17,735 I'm reopening the case! 529 00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:19,804 You'll be the state prison boxing champion again! 530 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:20,905 You hear me! 531 00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:22,173 Look! give me a break, ray. 532 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:23,341 A week!. 533 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,510 I'll get you 2 fur coats! 534 00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:32,550 Damn it! 535 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:33,551 Damn it! 536 00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:45,963 Hi. 537 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:47,532 Oh, god! 538 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:50,568 I'm sorry. I was out of town. 539 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:51,936 Oh, Carson! 540 00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:53,571 Look at me. 541 00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:54,372 Don't. 542 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,374 Don't worry about that. 543 00:32:56,374 --> 00:32:57,442 This is like a terrible nightmare. 544 00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,710 You've got to get me out of here. 545 00:32:59,710 --> 00:33:01,479 Please, please, get me out of here. 546 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,981 They fingerprinted me. 547 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:05,983 They undressed me. 548 00:33:05,983 --> 00:33:07,985 I'm wearing cotton underwear! 549 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:10,988 The kind that comes up to here! 550 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:13,190 Sit down. Come on, please. 551 00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:21,499 Did my guy bates do ok? 552 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,501 Well, he came. He just said you were coming. 553 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,002 He didn't say anything. Who is he? 554 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:26,671 A lawyer in my firm. 555 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:27,905 He's a child. 556 00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:29,407 He's 27. 557 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:30,408 And those pictures! 558 00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:32,377 Those dreadful pictures! 559 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:35,780 Who's going to see those pictures? 560 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:38,783 Let me tell you what's going on, all right? 561 00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:42,152 They're going to keep you here because they think 562 00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:44,188 the murder weapon came from your office. 563 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,690 It's some kind of a dental tool. 564 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,825 I know all that. Probable cause. 565 00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:49,226 What is that? 566 00:33:49,226 --> 00:33:52,062 It means the police think that maybe-- 567 00:33:52,062 --> 00:33:53,764 no, how long? 568 00:33:53,764 --> 00:33:55,966 They can only keep you for 72 hours. 569 00:33:55,966 --> 00:33:58,002 Well, how long is that? 570 00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,069 What? 571 00:33:59,069 --> 00:34:00,938 How many days? 572 00:34:00,938 --> 00:34:02,907 That's, uh 573 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:04,174 It's, uh 574 00:34:04,174 --> 00:34:05,910 Oh, Christ. 575 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,278 3 days. 576 00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:09,380 3 days. 577 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,681 Jesus Christ! 578 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:12,650 I'm going to die in here! 579 00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:14,419 I'll choke on my underwear! 580 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:15,853 Have you smelled this place? 581 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:18,289 It's like a goddamn clorox factory! 582 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:20,291 Cynthia, listen to me, please. 583 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,293 You are not going to die in here. 584 00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:24,695 You didn't kill Christopher, right? 585 00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:26,697 Of course I didn't kill him. 586 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:30,100 Then I'll get you out, so don't worry, ok? 587 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,336 Huh! 588 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:35,272 Now, you told them nothing, right? 589 00:34:35,272 --> 00:34:36,707 No. 590 00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:37,708 Good. 591 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,109 I mean no. 592 00:34:39,109 --> 00:34:41,278 I did tell them something. 593 00:34:41,278 --> 00:34:42,680 What? 594 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,716 I told them the other day 595 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:47,718 I was talking to a patient of mine, 596 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:50,355 and I was telling her how Christopher 597 00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,722 just leaves all this jewelry 598 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:54,024 all over the apartment for anybody to steal. 599 00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,895 A black woman, ok? 600 00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,564 What are you saying? 601 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:02,967 That Christopher caught her in the act, and she-- 602 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:05,903 the police said there was a burglary. 603 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:07,171 They did? 604 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,173 Mm-hmm. closet door was broken into. 605 00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:11,509 The alarm system was tampered with. 606 00:35:14,244 --> 00:35:15,846 I didn't know that. 607 00:35:15,846 --> 00:35:16,714 Well, hell! 608 00:35:16,714 --> 00:35:18,649 You're always out of town! 609 00:35:18,649 --> 00:35:21,151 What did the guy call this? 610 00:35:21,151 --> 00:35:22,753 An elevator. 611 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,355 Jeez. 612 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:27,425 You use this to pull teeth out? 613 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:30,461 No wonder they put you to sleep. 614 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:34,264 Hell of a murder weapon. Just punch the guy. 615 00:35:34,264 --> 00:35:37,802 What did you say the address was again? 616 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:44,509 1143. 617 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:51,616 What's this? 618 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,851 It says here, residence. 619 00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:57,655 What do you think? You want to go in? 620 00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:12,603 What is this? 621 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:15,873 It says here, place of business. 622 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:19,677 What do you think? You want to go in? 623 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,515 What are you doing? 624 00:36:27,084 --> 00:36:29,386 What are you doing? 625 00:36:29,386 --> 00:36:30,888 I'm gonna call the department of corrections. 626 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:35,693 Maybe our friend has a record. 627 00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:43,501 swept part of the bay area today. 628 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:46,537 Bernice: ok, Mrs. kirschman, if ray comes in, 629 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,507 would you ask him to call me, please? 630 00:36:49,507 --> 00:36:52,109 I got to apologize for something. 631 00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:54,111 All right, then. 632 00:36:54,111 --> 00:36:55,780 Thanks. bye-bye. 633 00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:01,151 Carl? 634 00:37:01,151 --> 00:37:04,522 Miss rhodenbarr, my name is Carson verrill. 635 00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:07,124 I'm Dr. sheldrake's lawyer, 636 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:10,761 and I think we should talk. 637 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,532 Really? 638 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:16,734 Why is that? 639 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:24,742 Uh, yeah. 640 00:37:26,276 --> 00:37:29,146 I got to tell you, Mr. verrill, 641 00:37:29,146 --> 00:37:32,517 it doesn't look real good for me tonight. 642 00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:40,157 Uh-huh. 643 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:44,829 Yeah, I understand. 644 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:48,032 Look, I'll, uh, I'll call you. 645 00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:50,100 Ok? yeah, bye. 646 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,616 Open up! Police! 647 00:38:41,351 --> 00:38:44,221 Police! let us in! 648 00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:46,824 We have an arrest warrant! 649 00:38:50,427 --> 00:38:53,063 What do you want to do? 650 00:38:53,063 --> 00:38:56,867 She was on the phone 2 minutes ago. 651 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:09,947 Eiaighh! 652 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,117 Oh! 653 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:14,118 Oh! 654 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:15,620 Look out! 655 00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:18,255 Oh! 656 00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:26,931 Come on through! 657 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:34,538 You sure you got a warrant on this? 658 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,006 Yes! I am sure! 659 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,041 Wrong address. 660 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,744 Those are the wrong addresses. 661 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:42,346 This is the right address. 662 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:44,214 Ok, ok. 663 00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:00,965 This is amazing. 664 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,389 What are you doing here? 665 00:40:25,389 --> 00:40:27,157 I'm just looking. 666 00:40:27,157 --> 00:40:29,059 Get out of here. 667 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:30,828 What's going on up there? 668 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:32,863 It's nothing to you. Go! 669 00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:37,301 I don't have to go. This is a free country, 670 00:40:37,301 --> 00:40:39,403 and I pay taxes. 671 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:40,671 Aah! 672 00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:55,519 That's hot! Watch out! 673 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,221 It's hot! 674 00:41:44,434 --> 00:41:46,036 Thank god. 675 00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,842 I've never seen anything like this. 676 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,844 Ok, search the entire place. 677 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,846 What are we looking for? 678 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:58,448 Jewelry, burglary tools, dope, what else? 679 00:41:58,448 --> 00:41:59,850 A black woman. 680 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,451 A black woman. 681 00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:23,473 Christ, I hope we got the right address. 682 00:42:23,473 --> 00:42:24,474 Hi. 683 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:47,497 And I just did the floors. 684 00:42:47,497 --> 00:42:49,299 Ain't this a bitch. 685 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,972 Welcome to the roundabout, 686 00:42:54,972 --> 00:42:56,974 an extraordinary aquarium experience 687 00:42:56,974 --> 00:42:58,375 presented to you 688 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:00,377 by the California academy of sciences. 689 00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:03,380 Enter this lifelike simulated realm 690 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:07,451 of the vast ocean's swimming species, 691 00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:12,122 a silent, watery world known only to marine dwellers 692 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,358 and the occasional deep-sea diver. 693 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:18,195 The fish swim within an endless circular channel 694 00:43:18,195 --> 00:43:19,964 Do you mind? 695 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:24,168 Here you are surrounded by a ring of bright sea water. 696 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:25,569 Bernie? 697 00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:30,174 Nod or something. 698 00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:34,378 Am I 699 00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:37,414 Am I talking to the correct party? 700 00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:42,752 Well, this is ridiculous. 701 00:43:42,752 --> 00:43:44,955 Sit down, counselor. 702 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:54,598 Let's go someplace we can be alone. 703 00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:56,000 No. 704 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,002 It's your ass, you know. 705 00:43:58,002 --> 00:43:59,904 Let me explain something to you. 706 00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,671 The police, even if they were idiots, 707 00:44:01,671 --> 00:44:04,174 would know that the last person to use a dental instrument 708 00:44:04,174 --> 00:44:06,276 in the commission of a murder would be a dentist. 709 00:44:06,276 --> 00:44:10,047 You, on the other hand, were in Dr. sheldrake's office 710 00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:13,350 and could have very easily picked up such an item. 711 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:16,020 Are you listening? You're in a lot of trouble. 712 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,022 What do you want? 713 00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:21,425 I want to know if you killed Christopher Marshall. 714 00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:24,628 All right, were you in the apartment 715 00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:26,430 when he was killed? 716 00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:28,899 Did you see or hear who did it? 717 00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,367 Tell me. I would really like to know. 718 00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:33,037 You tell the doctor to keep her mouth shut. 719 00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:34,404 I'm afraid it's a little late for that. 720 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:36,506 Then you tell her if they pop me for this murder, 721 00:44:36,506 --> 00:44:37,841 she's a felony accessory. 722 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,643 You're a lawyer. You know that. 723 00:44:39,643 --> 00:44:41,979 Are you saying she set this up? 724 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,613 Come on. 725 00:44:43,613 --> 00:44:46,650 Don't fuck with me, man. 726 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:48,818 Ok? 727 00:44:48,818 --> 00:44:52,089 Then it's her word against yours, 728 00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:54,091 which is very bad for you, 729 00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:55,692 unless, of course, 730 00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:57,461 there was someone else 731 00:44:57,461 --> 00:45:00,264 who knew about this arrangement. 732 00:45:00,264 --> 00:45:01,932 There was. 733 00:45:01,932 --> 00:45:04,468 I just don't want to involve him. 734 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:06,803 Then take a boat, take a plane, 735 00:45:06,803 --> 00:45:08,072 see Argentina. 736 00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:10,774 Or find out who really did it. 737 00:45:10,774 --> 00:45:12,676 Right! conduct an investigation 738 00:45:12,676 --> 00:45:13,843 while the entire 739 00:45:13,843 --> 00:45:15,679 San Francisco police department 740 00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:17,681 is looking for you. 741 00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:23,287 Take my advice. It's free. 742 00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,554 Disappear. 743 00:45:24,554 --> 00:45:28,725 We hope you enjoy your visit and come back again. 744 00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,094 Thank you. 745 00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:32,196 You know 746 00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:35,065 Ray! 747 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:37,701 Telephone, ray! 748 00:45:37,701 --> 00:45:40,004 Ok! all right! 749 00:45:41,805 --> 00:45:43,807 Give me a break. 750 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:45,609 Goddamn phone. 751 00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:49,413 Whole world's got to stop for the goddamn phone. 752 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,617 Ray kirschman. 753 00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:57,221 Ray, this is Bernie. I need your help. 754 00:45:57,221 --> 00:46:00,457 Just tell me exactly why I should help you. 755 00:46:00,457 --> 00:46:01,825 Listen to me. 756 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:02,826 Huh? 757 00:46:02,826 --> 00:46:04,828 Ray, just listen. 758 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:06,196 You got a fur coat for me yet? 759 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:09,233 What about that? Huh? Huh? 760 00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:10,967 I'm in serious fuckin' trouble here. 761 00:46:10,967 --> 00:46:12,836 I don't want to hear about this other shit. 762 00:46:12,836 --> 00:46:14,071 You understand? 763 00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:15,605 Huh? huh? Huh? 764 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:17,441 Shit! 765 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:20,444 Hello? 766 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:21,745 Hello? 767 00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:25,849 Carl: so, like, we're just going to one bar after another? 768 00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,851 Bernice: that's the plan. 769 00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:29,853 Looking for what? 770 00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:32,489 People who knew the dead man. 771 00:46:38,862 --> 00:46:40,864 I can't go in there. 772 00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:43,267 It looks like yuppies from hell. 773 00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:45,269 Then I'll go alone. 774 00:46:45,269 --> 00:46:47,471 No, wait. Come in here. 775 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,872 Let's go. 776 00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,474 One minute, please? 777 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,875 Excuse me. 778 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,477 One minute. 779 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:58,282 If you coat your stomach with olive oil, 780 00:46:58,282 --> 00:47:01,485 you can drink and not get drunk. 781 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,287 Is that a fact? 782 00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:06,290 I read it in wall street journal. 783 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:09,293 Tips for executives who entertain a lot. 784 00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:11,495 What are you doing? 785 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,297 Putting it back. 786 00:47:13,297 --> 00:47:16,900 You already opened it. We have to pay for it. 787 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,435 I don't understand you. 788 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:19,903 You'd, like, steal the Chrysler building, 789 00:47:19,903 --> 00:47:22,706 but now we got to pay for olive oil? 790 00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:26,810 It's not what you steal, it's who you steal from. 791 00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:30,380 let's go dancin' 792 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:33,250 let's go dancin' 793 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,319 dancin' on the ceiling 794 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,354 kir royale, please. 795 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,923 Think we stick out in here? 796 00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:41,925 What will it be? 797 00:47:41,925 --> 00:47:43,327 Cranberry juice. 798 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,329 I'll have a kir royale. 799 00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,331 Just keep them coming. 800 00:47:47,331 --> 00:47:50,334 I'll have, like, a bucket of them. 801 00:47:50,334 --> 00:47:52,336 Carl, Carl, cool out. 802 00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:54,538 Give him one kir royale. 803 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,340 You got it. 804 00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:58,342 What is wrong with you? 805 00:47:58,342 --> 00:48:01,811 I feel like I'm at an amway convention. 806 00:48:01,811 --> 00:48:03,713 Will you stop? 807 00:48:08,985 --> 00:48:11,388 So many guys come in here. 808 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:13,357 He looks a little familiar. 809 00:48:13,357 --> 00:48:16,860 Look real close. You never went out with him? 810 00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:22,166 Hi, ladies. How are you today? 811 00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:25,969 I'm drinking the kir royale here. 812 00:48:25,969 --> 00:48:27,971 Perhaps I could buy you-- 813 00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:29,773 you're already drinking something. 814 00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:33,377 You probably don't want to drink with me, huh? 815 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:38,047 What are you doing when you're not driving young guys wild? 816 00:48:38,047 --> 00:48:39,983 Was there any one person, 817 00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:41,985 any one specific person? 818 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:43,620 Nah. always somebody different. 819 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:46,623 He got more ass than a toilet seat. 820 00:48:47,857 --> 00:48:49,826 That is beautiful. 821 00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:52,329 Guys, too, if you ask me. 822 00:48:53,963 --> 00:48:55,999 My name's Carl hefler! 823 00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:58,001 I'm a gemini. 824 00:48:58,001 --> 00:49:02,138 I lost my keys to my BMW. 825 00:49:02,138 --> 00:49:04,140 You didn't see them, did you? 826 00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:05,409 Let's cut this shit. 827 00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:09,346 Would you like to go wah wah wah with me? 828 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:10,614 Are you guys cops? 829 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,448 Mm-hmm. 830 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,682 I knew it. I fuckin' knew it! 831 00:49:12,682 --> 00:49:14,651 The minute you walked in, i knew it. 832 00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:16,986 Really? my god. 833 00:49:16,986 --> 00:49:18,121 Well, you see that guy over there? 834 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,223 That's my partner, 835 00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:21,191 and he is head of homicide. 836 00:49:21,191 --> 00:49:22,792 No shit. 837 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:26,830 Whoo! 838 00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:27,831 ooh, yeah 839 00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:49,886 I never thought i would see it 840 00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:55,492 now I know that you were right 841 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,661 excuse me. Bartender? 842 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,829 Can I get 3 black Russians. 843 00:49:59,829 --> 00:50:02,031 Make that 4. 844 00:50:02,031 --> 00:50:04,568 You want 4 black Russians? 845 00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:05,602 Ok! 846 00:50:05,602 --> 00:50:08,572 I would like to purchase 4 black Russians! 847 00:50:09,639 --> 00:50:12,509 I've got a new way 848 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,478 of livin' 849 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:17,414 now that I'm here with you 850 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:22,085 how's that olive oil working? 851 00:50:22,085 --> 00:50:24,087 I don't know, man. 852 00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,922 Get away. 853 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:27,524 Leave me alone. 854 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:30,294 Get away. I open at 9:00. 855 00:50:35,732 --> 00:50:37,967 tough guys don't dance 856 00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:41,571 they know it all 857 00:50:43,106 --> 00:50:46,142 give them a chance 858 00:50:46,142 --> 00:50:48,845 tough guys don't dance 859 00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:54,318 they know it all 860 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:58,121 mind if we join you? 861 00:50:58,121 --> 00:51:00,524 Just as long as you're not 862 00:51:00,524 --> 00:51:03,327 a couple of fucking dentists. 863 00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:10,534 With a guy like Christopher, 864 00:51:10,534 --> 00:51:13,537 he was like a bird, you know? 865 00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:15,539 You can't own him. 866 00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:19,142 You just hope he'll fly by and see you 867 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:21,144 every now and then. 868 00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:23,380 You know what? 869 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:25,682 What? 870 00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:29,353 You two smell like a salad. 871 00:51:32,155 --> 00:51:34,758 I think i ought to go. 872 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,164 Get in. 873 00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:43,367 Get in. Watch your head. 874 00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:48,171 Take him home. 875 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:49,773 Sure. 876 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,174 Night, Carl. 877 00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:52,776 Good night. 878 00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,049 You know what? 879 00:52:00,049 --> 00:52:03,753 You look a little bit like Elvis Presley. 880 00:52:03,753 --> 00:52:07,023 Not when he was fat and on drugs, 881 00:52:07,023 --> 00:52:09,092 but, like, before all that. 882 00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:13,296 Umwhere to? 883 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:14,364 Home. 884 00:52:14,364 --> 00:52:15,665 Where's home? 885 00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:17,667 How about we drive around? 886 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:20,269 I know I can pick it out. 887 00:52:20,269 --> 00:52:21,971 It's got, like, a mailbox. 888 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,651 When a guy can screw any woman he meets, 889 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:38,254 he winds up not having too many friends. 890 00:52:38,254 --> 00:52:41,157 Maybe he's too busy. 891 00:52:41,157 --> 00:52:44,193 Maybe other men don't like it. 892 00:52:44,193 --> 00:52:47,797 I'd vote for jealousy, if I voted. 893 00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:49,599 I don't vote. 894 00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:53,803 What about this artist you mentioned, grambo? 895 00:52:53,803 --> 00:52:55,772 Graybow. 896 00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:57,206 Graybow. 897 00:52:57,206 --> 00:52:59,208 Gray and then like bow. 898 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,209 Graybow. 899 00:53:00,209 --> 00:53:01,277 Graybow. 900 00:53:01,277 --> 00:53:04,213 Graybow always had a lot of cash, 901 00:53:04,213 --> 00:53:06,015 loved to grab a check. 902 00:53:06,015 --> 00:53:09,218 I guess he sold a lot of paintings. 903 00:53:09,218 --> 00:53:11,220 Christopher was friendly with him. 904 00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:13,022 And knobby, the bartender. 905 00:53:13,022 --> 00:53:16,626 The three of them would sit up there 906 00:53:16,626 --> 00:53:19,963 at the bar in a tight little huddle. 907 00:53:19,963 --> 00:53:24,233 Sometimes they'd talk all night. 908 00:53:24,233 --> 00:53:26,235 Knobby tends bar here? 909 00:53:26,235 --> 00:53:28,237 Yeah, but I ain't seen him 910 00:53:28,237 --> 00:53:30,239 in a couple of days--nights. 911 00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,577 Happen to know his real name? 912 00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:37,246 You got me. 913 00:53:37,246 --> 00:53:40,850 He's a real scumball anyhow. 914 00:53:42,251 --> 00:53:44,253 He's got no hair. 915 00:53:44,253 --> 00:53:46,656 He's bald. 916 00:53:48,424 --> 00:53:51,260 Uh, is there anybody else 917 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:53,262 you can think of, 918 00:53:53,262 --> 00:53:54,664 anybody at all? 919 00:53:54,664 --> 00:53:57,867 I can name 40 women he knew. 920 00:53:57,867 --> 00:53:58,735 No. 921 00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:00,537 You're not interested in women? 922 00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:02,138 Just the men. 923 00:54:02,138 --> 00:54:03,907 Short list. 924 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,274 Look 925 00:54:05,274 --> 00:54:08,612 This is real important to me. 926 00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:10,680 Just think hard. Please try. 927 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,483 That's not really my forte. 928 00:54:16,285 --> 00:54:19,022 Oh, yeah. Here's Johnny. 929 00:54:19,022 --> 00:54:20,289 He's an executroid. 930 00:54:20,289 --> 00:54:21,290 A what? 931 00:54:21,290 --> 00:54:23,392 You know the bar Parkers? 932 00:54:23,392 --> 00:54:24,894 Yeah, on 5th. 933 00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:26,029 Yeah. 934 00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:27,764 He was one of those a 3-piece executroids 935 00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,699 that hang out there. 936 00:54:29,699 --> 00:54:32,301 Christopher always called him Johnny. 937 00:54:32,301 --> 00:54:35,605 Here's Johnny! He'd say. 938 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:37,774 Happen to catch his real name? 939 00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:42,512 No, not interested. 940 00:54:45,314 --> 00:54:48,317 What line of work are you in? 941 00:54:48,317 --> 00:54:50,520 I'm a cat burglar. 942 00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:53,723 No shit. 943 00:54:53,723 --> 00:54:56,325 What do you do with them? 944 00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:57,561 What? 945 00:54:57,561 --> 00:54:59,529 The cats. 946 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:08,037 I hold them for ransom. 947 00:55:10,339 --> 00:55:12,942 Is there any money in that? 948 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,212 Oh, Jesus. 949 00:55:16,212 --> 00:55:20,149 Look who's asking if there's any money in pussy. 950 00:55:45,274 --> 00:55:47,176 Open up! Police! 951 00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:57,420 Open up, please. Police. 952 00:55:59,422 --> 00:56:01,190 Shut up! 953 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,491 Blah 954 00:56:02,491 --> 00:56:04,493 I'm coming. 955 00:56:04,493 --> 00:56:06,663 Blah 956 00:56:08,097 --> 00:56:10,099 Ah! hi. 957 00:56:10,099 --> 00:56:12,235 You're Carl hefler? 958 00:56:12,235 --> 00:56:14,638 I am hefler. 959 00:56:14,638 --> 00:56:15,805 Jesus. 960 00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:19,142 Do you know a bernice rhodenbarr? 961 00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:20,710 No. 962 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:23,913 She broke into this man's apartment and stabbed him. 963 00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:25,081 She did? 964 00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:26,015 Uh-huh. 965 00:56:26,015 --> 00:56:28,251 We'd like to talk to you about that. 966 00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:31,587 But first we'd like you to go brush your teeth. 967 00:56:35,659 --> 00:56:37,627 If he's a professional artist 968 00:56:37,627 --> 00:56:39,528 living and working in the bay area, 969 00:56:39,528 --> 00:56:41,530 he'll be in here. 970 00:56:41,530 --> 00:56:44,400 Thanks. his name is graybow. 971 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,003 I know, dear, i know. 972 00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:49,338 Hmm. 973 00:56:49,338 --> 00:56:51,207 Is, uhThis for sale? 974 00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:52,608 It is. 975 00:56:52,608 --> 00:56:56,045 Because I need something to go over my bed. 976 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:59,382 Graybow. here it is, right here. 977 00:56:59,382 --> 00:57:00,750 Oh, really? 978 00:57:02,451 --> 00:57:04,053 Thank you. 979 00:57:04,053 --> 00:57:05,354 Thanks. 980 00:57:05,354 --> 00:57:06,489 Charley Weaver, 981 00:57:06,489 --> 00:57:07,523 Wally Cox, 982 00:57:07,523 --> 00:57:09,092 Paul lynde. 983 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:11,094 Apparently, there's something 984 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,296 a little bit more mysterious 985 00:57:13,296 --> 00:57:14,864 about the secret squares 986 00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:16,866 than we're ever led to believe, 987 00:57:16,866 --> 00:57:19,869 and I'm asking you, cop, dude guy, 988 00:57:19,869 --> 00:57:23,072 I want some answers from you now pronto! 989 00:57:23,072 --> 00:57:23,907 Oh, beautiful! 990 00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:26,009 I'm bugged. I'm being bugged. 991 00:57:26,009 --> 00:57:29,412 Don't touch that. You signed a release form for that. 992 00:57:29,412 --> 00:57:31,380 So? this is bullshit. 993 00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:32,782 You're driving me nuts. 994 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,183 Don't look at me 995 00:57:34,183 --> 00:57:35,785 you're such a condescending fuck-- 996 00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:37,787 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 997 00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:39,355 When I said that, 998 00:57:39,355 --> 00:57:40,824 I was smirking a little. 999 00:57:40,824 --> 00:57:43,827 Are you ok? I'm worried about you? 1000 00:57:43,827 --> 00:57:45,428 I'm fine. Thank you. 1001 00:57:45,428 --> 00:57:47,230 Do you know that policemen 1002 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:49,432 have the highest rate of suicide? 1003 00:57:49,432 --> 00:57:51,434 So you think I'm fucked up, 1004 00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:52,836 you better be careful yourself. 1005 00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:54,303 Someday, boom! In the closet. 1006 00:57:54,303 --> 00:57:57,540 That will be great for your children 1007 00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:00,543 to find a big, dead, old, fat cop. 1008 00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:02,478 You know why I'm here? 1009 00:58:02,478 --> 00:58:04,881 It's because I'm a black man 1010 00:58:04,881 --> 00:58:08,017 in a white man's world! 1011 00:58:08,017 --> 00:58:11,320 You're a Caucasian, Mr. hefler. 1012 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,557 Beautiful! throw that in my face, too! 1013 00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:17,727 And I 1014 00:58:17,727 --> 00:58:20,764 And I look like shit. 1015 00:58:20,764 --> 00:58:22,031 All right! 1016 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,235 You got any mousse? 1017 00:58:26,235 --> 00:58:27,603 How's it going? 1018 00:58:27,603 --> 00:58:29,172 Not so good. 1019 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,040 I can see people in there. 1020 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,042 It's looks like a people aquarium. 1021 00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:36,245 Let him go as soon as possible. 1022 00:58:36,245 --> 00:58:37,246 Hello! 1023 00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:23,059 Hey, what's happenin', man? 1024 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:24,593 I'm looking for the apartment 1025 00:59:24,593 --> 00:59:26,095 of rayneta moody. 1026 00:59:26,095 --> 00:59:27,463 Oh! 1027 00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:32,335 What the fuck you doing out there? 1028 00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:33,970 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1029 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,238 What are you doing to my fuckin' door?! 1030 00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:36,639 I told you-- 1031 00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:39,608 what are you doing to my door? 1032 00:59:39,608 --> 00:59:41,610 I'm going to be ill soon. 1033 00:59:41,610 --> 00:59:43,980 Unless I get a glass of water, 1034 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:46,983 I'm going to vomit all over you-- 1035 00:59:46,983 --> 00:59:49,185 no, no, don't throw up. 1036 00:59:49,185 --> 00:59:50,586 Hold it. 1037 00:59:50,586 --> 00:59:52,355 Goddamn junkies. 1038 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:57,193 Egads, man, I was just cruisin' by. 1039 00:59:57,193 --> 00:59:59,195 I'm looking for rayneta moody 1040 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:04,067 because they told me to bring the stuff over here. 1041 01:00:04,067 --> 01:00:05,401 You probably was real nervous 1042 01:00:05,401 --> 01:00:07,203 when you opened the door and checked my ass out, 1043 01:00:07,203 --> 01:00:11,007 but I figured 5-0-0, how many could there be? 1044 01:00:11,007 --> 01:00:14,010 Just drink it, shut up, and get out. 1045 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,145 No problem, man, no problem. 1046 01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:20,984 Wow! this is really hip. You a artist, huh? 1047 01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:22,986 Whoa! whoa! Kick my ass. 1048 01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:25,021 I like this one over here, man. 1049 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:28,224 This remind me of some trips I took 1050 01:00:28,224 --> 01:00:30,226 with some people i know, 1051 01:00:30,226 --> 01:00:33,029 but it wasn't like we wasn't going anywhere 1052 01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:34,663 because we'd already arrived 1053 01:00:34,663 --> 01:00:37,300 by the time we left. 1054 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,535 The fluidity of this painting 1055 01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:41,337 is moving me beyond belief 1056 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:43,940 because the turnip aspect of it 1057 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,942 that is moving my soul-- 1058 01:00:45,942 --> 01:00:47,944 finish the water. 1059 01:00:47,944 --> 01:00:49,212 No problem, man. 1060 01:00:49,212 --> 01:00:51,247 Whoa! you got that African shit. 1061 01:00:51,247 --> 01:00:53,516 Man, that's really hip. 1062 01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:54,951 Like the brothers. 1063 01:00:54,951 --> 01:00:56,219 umbelly umbelly badup badup 1064 01:00:56,219 --> 01:00:57,954 umbelly umbelly badup badup 1065 01:00:57,954 --> 01:01:00,356 ai-ay ai-ay ai-ay ai-ay 1066 01:01:00,356 --> 01:01:01,557 whoa! 1067 01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:04,961 Stand here, don't move around, 1068 01:01:04,961 --> 01:01:07,563 and cut the umbelly shit. 1069 01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:09,565 You got it, man. 1070 01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:12,368 I don't want to upset you. 1071 01:01:12,368 --> 01:01:15,371 Oh, no, i don't want to upset you. 1072 01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:18,374 I had a friend who was into cleavers, 1073 01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:21,577 I said, you shouldn't be buyin' that shit. 1074 01:01:21,577 --> 01:01:23,579 He had a temper 1075 01:01:23,579 --> 01:01:25,514 really throw youOff. 1076 01:01:25,514 --> 01:01:29,118 You know how people get when they go off. 1077 01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:31,820 Like you off now, but you ok. 1078 01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:33,122 You would not hurt me 1079 01:01:33,122 --> 01:01:35,858 because you got this big, black-ass dog. 1080 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:39,262 How was I supposed to know the dog was mad? 1081 01:01:39,262 --> 01:01:44,233 I didn't want to upset you or the dog. 1082 01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:47,603 God knows I'm into save the animals. 1083 01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:50,439 Easy, oboe. Ommm 1084 01:01:50,439 --> 01:01:51,975 The dog jumped at me, talkin' shit to me. 1085 01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:55,311 Talkin', like, he was really letting me know 1086 01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:56,845 that this was your space. 1087 01:01:56,845 --> 01:01:58,147 You know how people get, 1088 01:01:58,147 --> 01:02:01,884 which I can really dig, because you a artist. 1089 01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,552 You into stuff, 1090 01:02:03,552 --> 01:02:07,823 you're moving and grooving with the real thing. 1091 01:02:07,823 --> 01:02:11,894 Umi i should go now, yeah. 1092 01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,729 All right, who are you? 1093 01:02:13,729 --> 01:02:14,998 Whoa! 1094 01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:17,033 You're going to let me know why you're here! 1095 01:02:17,033 --> 01:02:18,401 What do you think I am, a goddamn idiot? 1096 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:21,070 You're going to tell me why you're here! 1097 01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:24,273 Tell me or I'll cut you! 1098 01:02:24,273 --> 01:02:27,376 I'll tell you. I promise, I promise. 1099 01:02:29,045 --> 01:02:31,247 I'll tell you this much. 1100 01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:40,656 Oh 1101 01:02:44,593 --> 01:02:46,262 Artists. 1102 01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:49,198 Knobby. 1103 01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:52,201 Hey, knobby! 1104 01:02:52,201 --> 01:02:54,703 Everything is fine. It's beautiful. 1105 01:02:54,703 --> 01:02:56,672 Don't worry. Ciao. 1106 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,677 What? 1107 01:03:01,677 --> 01:03:03,079 Another one. 1108 01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:05,481 Man on TV: That's ridiculous. Of course you are. 1109 01:03:05,481 --> 01:03:08,351 Woman on TV: But men buy me things, 1110 01:03:08,351 --> 01:03:10,319 coats, scarves, appliances, 1111 01:03:10,319 --> 01:03:12,555 acoustical ceilings 1112 01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:32,708 What'll it be? 1113 01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:34,110 Package delivery. 1114 01:03:34,110 --> 01:03:35,244 For who? 1115 01:03:35,244 --> 01:03:37,313 Just says mayday. 1116 01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:39,315 Here, I'll take it. 1117 01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:42,318 You got to sign for it. 1118 01:03:46,722 --> 01:03:49,125 Ke-no-bikenobi. 1119 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,427 Is that like in star wars? 1120 01:03:51,427 --> 01:03:53,996 No, idiot, it's knobby. 1121 01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:56,265 Oh, so it's like a nickname. 1122 01:03:56,265 --> 01:03:59,602 Yes, I think maybe it's something like that. 1123 01:04:03,139 --> 01:04:06,875 Well, I'm going to need your full name, please. 1124 01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:08,277 Sorry. 1125 01:04:08,277 --> 01:04:11,780 Come on. It's the regulations. 1126 01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:13,249 Hey, 1127 01:04:13,249 --> 01:04:15,118 fuck you, ok? 1128 01:04:15,118 --> 01:04:17,086 Fuck you? 1129 01:04:17,086 --> 01:04:19,088 Thank you very much. 1130 01:04:19,088 --> 01:04:22,057 I come to give you a fucking package, 1131 01:04:22,057 --> 01:04:24,227 and you blow me shit? 1132 01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:26,162 Like you're my dream come true, 1133 01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:27,963 taking shit from a dildo with ears? 1134 01:04:27,963 --> 01:04:30,966 When I was, like, 5, I said, dad! Dad! Can I get a job 1135 01:04:30,966 --> 01:04:34,337 where random fuckin' shitheads blow me crap all day? 1136 01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:36,071 I'm gonna break you in fuckin' half 1137 01:04:36,071 --> 01:04:37,973 and use your head as a ballpoint! 1138 01:04:37,973 --> 01:04:40,075 Now sign the goddamn thing! 1139 01:04:40,075 --> 01:04:43,846 All right, all right, I'll sign it. Jesus. 1140 01:04:47,916 --> 01:04:50,453 Print your name under there. 1141 01:04:52,488 --> 01:04:53,856 Thank you. 1142 01:04:53,856 --> 01:04:56,259 You ought to see somebody, pal. 1143 01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:58,127 Get some professional help. 1144 01:04:58,127 --> 01:05:02,398 Ok. thank you very much. 1145 01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,910 Carl: what do you expect to find 1146 01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:16,712 in this guy's place? 1147 01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:18,714 Bernice: I don't know. Some evidence, 1148 01:05:18,714 --> 01:05:22,185 something that'll keep my ass out of jail. 1149 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:39,067 You got knobby's number, knobby di carno? 1150 01:05:39,067 --> 01:05:41,937 Is he expecting you? 1151 01:05:41,937 --> 01:05:44,940 Yeah, he told me to come by. 1152 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:45,808 Name? 1153 01:05:45,808 --> 01:05:47,576 Sally ride. 1154 01:05:54,049 --> 01:05:55,484 He's not in. 1155 01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:58,787 Damn. look, let me slip something 1156 01:05:58,787 --> 01:06:00,523 under his door. 1157 01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:02,525 Come on, you look reasonable. 1158 01:06:02,525 --> 01:06:05,160 That's funny Because I'm not. 1159 01:06:05,994 --> 01:06:07,496 think of life 1160 01:06:07,496 --> 01:06:10,733 as a tightrope 1161 01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:15,103 there's one way in or out 1162 01:06:15,103 --> 01:06:16,872 I could fall 1163 01:06:16,872 --> 01:06:19,642 if I can't cope 1164 01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,645 but I'm stayin' on my toes 1165 01:06:24,046 --> 01:06:26,482 don't give up 1166 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:29,218 till it's over 1167 01:06:29,218 --> 01:06:31,520 what I should do 1168 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:36,492 is think this whole thing through 1169 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:39,228 how did I get in this fix? 1170 01:06:39,228 --> 01:06:40,796 time out 1171 01:06:40,796 --> 01:06:43,966 the feds are up to their tricks 1172 01:06:43,966 --> 01:06:45,534 time out 1173 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:51,707 out on a limb, i sink or swim 1174 01:06:51,707 --> 01:06:53,476 aaaah! 1175 01:08:07,816 --> 01:08:09,652 Whoa. 1176 01:09:43,746 --> 01:09:45,948 Thanks for meeting me, ray. 1177 01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:47,349 What's this? 1178 01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,351 It's a fur coat. It's mink. 1179 01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:51,353 This is a man's coat. 1180 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,621 Nothing's perfect. 1181 01:09:52,621 --> 01:09:54,723 It is pretty nice. 1182 01:09:54,723 --> 01:09:58,461 Ok, fuck her. Let her get her own coat. 1183 01:09:58,461 --> 01:10:01,396 Do you know what's going on with me? 1184 01:10:01,396 --> 01:10:03,398 I hear you killed somebody. 1185 01:10:03,398 --> 01:10:06,401 You got to talk to the cops. 1186 01:10:06,401 --> 01:10:08,003 How come? 1187 01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:09,572 If you don't, 1188 01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:11,440 you won't get your $20,000. 1189 01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:14,109 Besides, I know who killed him. 1190 01:10:14,109 --> 01:10:16,111 I got the evidence. 1191 01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:22,718 It's a cabbage patch doll. You're so dense. 1192 01:10:26,321 --> 01:10:29,157 No, no, no, no. 1193 01:10:29,157 --> 01:10:31,927 It was a guy named graybow. 1194 01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:33,428 Graybow? 1195 01:10:33,428 --> 01:10:35,030 Uh-huh. 1196 01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:37,032 Now, look at these. 1197 01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:38,433 Voila. 1198 01:10:38,433 --> 01:10:39,835 Counterfeit plates, 1199 01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:42,437 found in his apartment last night. 1200 01:10:42,437 --> 01:10:43,906 Good, huh? 1201 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,808 I guess. 1202 01:10:45,808 --> 01:10:48,343 They're terrific. Trust me. 1203 01:10:48,343 --> 01:10:49,945 Look at this. 1204 01:10:49,945 --> 01:10:53,415 This is why the paper is so good. 1205 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:55,818 He takes a one dollar bill, 1206 01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:59,454 bleaches the ink off, and prints 100 on it. 1207 01:10:59,454 --> 01:11:02,457 You kids go check out this guy's apartment. 1208 01:11:02,457 --> 01:11:04,459 You'll find some dental tools 1209 01:11:04,459 --> 01:11:06,862 just like the murder weapon. 1210 01:11:06,862 --> 01:11:10,465 At least you'll find that this guy 1211 01:11:10,465 --> 01:11:13,802 left town in a very, very big hurry. 1212 01:11:13,802 --> 01:11:17,439 Well, maybe we should go see this graybow guy. 1213 01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:19,441 Ok. 1214 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,644 You want to come, ray? 1215 01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:25,180 Sure. 1216 01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:26,248 Why not? 1217 01:11:30,252 --> 01:11:32,888 Nyswander: they called us at 6:00 this morning. 1218 01:11:32,888 --> 01:11:35,891 Same wound as on the other guy, 1219 01:11:35,891 --> 01:11:37,893 same position, same depth. 1220 01:11:37,893 --> 01:11:39,127 Todras: what do you say, ray? 1221 01:11:39,127 --> 01:11:41,329 How about helping us pick up your friend? 1222 01:11:41,329 --> 01:11:43,966 Or does she make a fool of you on a regular basis? 1223 01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:45,934 Or maybe we should hold you, ray. 1224 01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:48,170 That could be arranged. 1225 01:11:48,170 --> 01:11:49,738 Yeah. 1226 01:11:49,738 --> 01:11:51,740 We could put that together. 1227 01:12:00,282 --> 01:12:03,485 Then it's got to be this guy, the bartender. 1228 01:12:03,485 --> 01:12:05,621 What's his name? Knobby. 1229 01:12:05,621 --> 01:12:07,122 Knobby, right. 1230 01:12:07,122 --> 01:12:09,157 What about the pope? 1231 01:12:09,157 --> 01:12:10,626 Maybe he snuck over-- 1232 01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:12,227 look, the-- 1233 01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:18,533 these cats were involved in something 1234 01:12:18,533 --> 01:12:20,535 worth a lot of money. 1235 01:12:20,535 --> 01:12:24,506 2 of them are dead. One is not. It's simple. 1236 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:25,941 Mm-hmm. 1237 01:12:25,941 --> 01:12:29,778 I left knobby's apartment with half a million dollars. 1238 01:12:31,346 --> 01:12:33,548 Made with those plates? 1239 01:12:36,184 --> 01:12:38,186 I figure we split it 1240 01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:40,188 down the middle. 1241 01:12:44,593 --> 01:12:46,795 What's going on, ray? 1242 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,769 Did you roll me over? 1243 01:12:58,573 --> 01:13:01,476 In the clover, my darling. 1244 01:13:01,476 --> 01:13:04,212 They'll take you when we come out. 1245 01:13:06,982 --> 01:13:10,686 Ray, babe, you know i don't kill people. 1246 01:13:10,686 --> 01:13:13,989 It's out of my hands. 1247 01:13:17,693 --> 01:13:20,696 I'm not going back to jail, 1248 01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:24,066 and I will spill blood before I do. 1249 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:27,069 Bernie, just tell them what you know. 1250 01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:29,905 Maybe you're right. This knobby guy-- 1251 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:32,675 look, give me a shot, ray. 1252 01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:34,542 Ok? just a shot. 1253 01:13:34,542 --> 01:13:36,411 At what? 1254 01:13:36,411 --> 01:13:38,681 Just a shot. 1255 01:13:38,681 --> 01:13:41,316 Where are you going? 1256 01:13:41,316 --> 01:13:43,786 To the bathroom. 1257 01:13:51,126 --> 01:13:54,329 Just remember, you started this shit. 1258 01:14:01,503 --> 01:14:03,171 What's she doing? 1259 01:14:03,171 --> 01:14:05,173 She went potty. 1260 01:15:03,899 --> 01:15:05,968 Thank you, Jesus. 1261 01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:33,195 And they're off. 1262 01:15:53,181 --> 01:15:54,783 Damn! 1263 01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:22,177 Trust me. 1264 01:16:53,441 --> 01:16:55,477 Break it off. 1265 01:16:55,477 --> 01:16:56,912 No. 1266 01:16:56,912 --> 01:16:58,513 Come on, break it off! 1267 01:16:58,513 --> 01:16:59,882 No! 1268 01:17:11,826 --> 01:17:13,161 Brake! 1269 01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:16,531 Shit! 1270 01:17:26,674 --> 01:17:29,311 We got her. 1271 01:17:32,347 --> 01:17:34,382 Hold on. 1272 01:17:44,659 --> 01:17:46,128 Damn it! 1273 01:17:47,395 --> 01:17:49,097 Hey! hey! 1274 01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:56,071 Shoot her! 1275 01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:57,772 I'm not gonna shoot her! 1276 01:17:57,772 --> 01:17:59,074 They'd shoot her in L.A. 1277 01:17:59,074 --> 01:18:00,542 We're not in L.A.! 1278 01:18:00,542 --> 01:18:03,011 Clear the sidewalk. 1279 01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:05,447 Get your butts out of the way. 1280 01:18:05,447 --> 01:18:07,882 The city of San Francisco thanks you. 1281 01:18:07,882 --> 01:18:09,918 I thank you, too. 1282 01:18:09,918 --> 01:18:12,154 Get out of the way! 1283 01:18:14,656 --> 01:18:15,657 Move! 1284 01:18:15,657 --> 01:18:17,659 Police officers! Move! Move! 1285 01:19:07,442 --> 01:19:09,444 And I'll tell you another thing. 1286 01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:12,947 You should have let me kick in the door. 1287 01:19:15,450 --> 01:19:18,220 I'm sorry, but I think that needs saying. 1288 01:19:54,789 --> 01:19:57,059 What are you afraid of? 1289 01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:59,794 You got something for us? 1290 01:19:59,794 --> 01:20:01,463 I got robbed, I swear. 1291 01:20:01,463 --> 01:20:04,499 We finance you, and you stiff us? 1292 01:20:04,499 --> 01:20:08,236 I was robbed, man. Somebody killed my partners. 1293 01:20:08,236 --> 01:20:10,738 Get in the car. 1294 01:20:10,738 --> 01:20:12,774 Maybe you killed them. 1295 01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:14,776 I'm begging you, please! 1296 01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:44,439 Good night, Charlie. I didn't do it, you know. 1297 01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:45,473 Yes, ma'am. 1298 01:20:49,111 --> 01:20:53,781 I just want to take a bath 1299 01:20:53,781 --> 01:20:55,783 A nice hot bath. 1300 01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:00,322 That's all I ever really wanted anyway. 1301 01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:08,230 Follow the leaders to Sutton. 1302 01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:13,000 Anthony! Anthony! 1303 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,437 Anthony marquinetti lives in Boston 1304 01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:17,472 in the Italian north end. 1305 01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:19,741 The home of the prince spaghetti company 1306 01:21:19,741 --> 01:21:22,677 Good god, I didn't leave the television on 1307 01:21:22,677 --> 01:21:24,479 for 3 days, did I? 1308 01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:26,013 Aah! you! 1309 01:21:26,013 --> 01:21:27,549 Hi, doc. 1310 01:21:29,151 --> 01:21:31,153 What are you doing here? 1311 01:21:31,153 --> 01:21:32,554 Frankly, 1312 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,723 I didn't know where else to go. 1313 01:21:35,723 --> 01:21:37,559 Where's my jewelry? 1314 01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:40,762 I don't know. Maybe you got it. 1315 01:21:40,762 --> 01:21:42,897 Call the police, Carson. 1316 01:21:42,897 --> 01:21:44,766 No, Carson, don't. 1317 01:21:44,766 --> 01:21:47,135 Why shouldn't I? 1318 01:21:47,135 --> 01:21:51,038 Because I'm at the end of my rope. 1319 01:21:51,038 --> 01:21:52,874 That's why. 1320 01:21:54,108 --> 01:21:56,144 What is it you want? 1321 01:21:56,144 --> 01:21:58,580 I'd like you to tell me 1322 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:01,048 everything you know about Christopher, 1323 01:22:01,048 --> 01:22:02,950 starting with junior high. 1324 01:22:02,950 --> 01:22:04,719 Oh, please. 1325 01:22:04,719 --> 01:22:06,588 Fine. I'll tell you everything I know. 1326 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:09,191 You killed him. What else is there to know? 1327 01:22:09,191 --> 01:22:11,693 Christopher was in the counterfeiting business. 1328 01:22:11,693 --> 01:22:12,494 What? 1329 01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:15,062 Look, it's been a tough day. 1330 01:22:15,062 --> 01:22:17,999 Tell me about it. First I thought 1331 01:22:17,999 --> 01:22:19,267 this artist killed him, 1332 01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,603 but then the artist turned up dead. 1333 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:23,671 And then I thought this bartender killed him, 1334 01:22:23,671 --> 01:22:25,139 and then this bartender turned up dead. 1335 01:22:25,139 --> 01:22:27,409 I swear, every time i think I figured out 1336 01:22:27,409 --> 01:22:29,277 who killed this guy, they end up dead. 1337 01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:32,280 And I am running out of suspects. 1338 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:33,548 I see. Um, excuse me. 1339 01:22:33,548 --> 01:22:35,517 Could I just interject a quick question here? 1340 01:22:35,517 --> 01:22:36,684 Sure. 1341 01:22:36,684 --> 01:22:41,155 Who gives a shit? I just want a hot bath. 1342 01:22:41,155 --> 01:22:42,156 So now, doc, 1343 01:22:42,156 --> 01:22:44,025 I'm back to you. 1344 01:22:44,025 --> 01:22:46,261 Have you seen my briefcase lately? 1345 01:22:46,261 --> 01:22:47,295 What the hell are you talking-- 1346 01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:48,563 what the hell is she-- 1347 01:22:48,563 --> 01:22:51,165 would you do something about this, Carson? 1348 01:22:51,165 --> 01:22:52,700 Now, look, miss. 1349 01:22:56,504 --> 01:22:58,440 See, Christopher was robbed. 1350 01:22:58,440 --> 01:23:00,375 Whoever robbed him took my briefcase 1351 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,244 thinking that the counterfeit money was in there, 1352 01:23:02,244 --> 01:23:04,646 but it wasn't 'cause the bartender had that. 1353 01:23:04,646 --> 01:23:07,649 Jesus, I can't follow any of this. 1354 01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:08,850 You can't? 1355 01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:10,818 You didn't seem to have any trouble following my ass 1356 01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:13,120 to Christopher's house the night I burglarized it. 1357 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,890 There, you see, 1358 01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:17,592 she was there. 1359 01:23:17,592 --> 01:23:20,795 Yes. but then so were you. 1360 01:23:22,797 --> 01:23:24,299 What? 1361 01:23:24,299 --> 01:23:27,134 Come on, that was you in that room, 1362 01:23:27,134 --> 01:23:29,904 screwing that man's pants off while I hid in the closet. 1363 01:23:29,904 --> 01:23:31,939 I beg your pardon! 1364 01:23:31,939 --> 01:23:33,741 You wear more perfume 1365 01:23:33,741 --> 01:23:36,344 than any dentist I've ever known. 1366 01:23:36,344 --> 01:23:39,647 The room reeked of it. Joy, isn't it? 1367 01:23:39,647 --> 01:23:41,215 You slept with Christopher? 1368 01:23:41,215 --> 01:23:43,785 Bernice: slept with him? 1369 01:23:43,785 --> 01:23:46,621 Honey, the bitch knocked holes in the wall. 1370 01:23:47,955 --> 01:23:50,358 Ok! so I did. So what? 1371 01:23:50,358 --> 01:23:52,527 Big deal. There's a distinct difference 1372 01:23:52,527 --> 01:23:54,529 between killing people and fucking them. 1373 01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:56,498 This is a grade a chicken 1374 01:23:56,498 --> 01:23:58,266 Turn this damn thing off! 1375 01:23:58,266 --> 01:23:59,967 This chicken is skinny. 1376 01:23:59,967 --> 01:24:01,869 Look 1377 01:24:01,869 --> 01:24:04,972 What are you doing? Get away from me. 1378 01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:09,143 Where is the jewelry? 1379 01:24:09,143 --> 01:24:10,878 Ha ha ha. Leave me alone. 1380 01:24:10,878 --> 01:24:14,048 Did you have someone kill him for you? 1381 01:24:14,048 --> 01:24:15,683 No. Carson, would you please-- 1382 01:24:15,683 --> 01:24:19,921 I heard a man's voice, but you could fake that. 1383 01:24:19,921 --> 01:24:22,357 Absolutely not. Carson! 1384 01:24:22,357 --> 01:24:24,526 Raid! 1385 01:24:24,526 --> 01:24:26,394 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1386 01:24:26,394 --> 01:24:30,865 here's Johnny! 1387 01:24:30,865 --> 01:24:32,300 Carson! 1388 01:24:40,542 --> 01:24:43,411 I didn't do anything. 1389 01:24:43,411 --> 01:24:47,382 All I wanted was a little roll in the hay 1390 01:24:47,382 --> 01:24:49,684 for old times' sake 1391 01:24:49,684 --> 01:24:52,286 Butyou shouldn't have to go 1392 01:24:52,286 --> 01:24:55,089 to the electric chair for that. 1393 01:24:55,089 --> 01:24:57,291 It's not fair. 1394 01:24:57,291 --> 01:25:01,262 I think you've said enough, don't you? 1395 01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:03,297 It's not fair. 1396 01:25:03,297 --> 01:25:06,734 Yeah. I think I have. 1397 01:25:06,734 --> 01:25:07,769 Oh. 1398 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:12,006 I'll get a lawyer. I already have a lawyer. 1399 01:25:12,006 --> 01:25:13,375 Verrill: I don't know who's responsible 1400 01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:14,308 for drawing it up but I don't like it. 1401 01:25:14,308 --> 01:25:16,043 We'll never win the case 1402 01:25:16,043 --> 01:25:18,045 with work like that. 1403 01:25:19,914 --> 01:25:21,916 Excuse me a second. 1404 01:25:23,317 --> 01:25:24,919 Mayor feinstein? 1405 01:25:24,919 --> 01:25:25,920 Mm-hmm. 1406 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,922 I wonder what she wants. 1407 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,728 Hello? 1408 01:25:33,728 --> 01:25:37,031 I know it was you, asshole, 1409 01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:39,333 and I can prove it. 1410 01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:41,969 Who is this? 1411 01:25:41,969 --> 01:25:43,605 Guess. 1412 01:25:43,605 --> 01:25:48,009 Look, I'm in a very important meeting. 1413 01:25:48,009 --> 01:25:50,778 I got a very important meeting with the cops. 1414 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:53,080 About what? 1415 01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:54,582 You and Christopher. 1416 01:25:54,582 --> 01:25:56,418 What about me and-- 1417 01:25:56,418 --> 01:25:58,953 what about us? 1418 01:25:58,953 --> 01:26:00,622 Oh, I know everything. 1419 01:26:00,622 --> 01:26:05,460 I've even got a witness, a good friend of Christopher's. 1420 01:26:08,162 --> 01:26:10,665 Oop. got to go, counselor. 1421 01:26:10,665 --> 01:26:12,700 Uh, no, wait, uh 1422 01:26:22,109 --> 01:26:24,879 Looklook, i have no idea 1423 01:26:24,879 --> 01:26:26,848 what this conversation is about, 1424 01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:29,984 but, uhWhat is it that you want? 1425 01:26:29,984 --> 01:26:31,786 It's very easy. 1426 01:26:31,786 --> 01:26:34,388 I want my bag back with everything in it. 1427 01:26:34,388 --> 01:26:37,759 And then what? 1428 01:26:37,759 --> 01:26:40,995 I don't know. Take a boat, maybe a plane, 1429 01:26:40,995 --> 01:26:42,797 go visit Argentina. 1430 01:26:42,797 --> 01:26:46,100 I'll be out of here by dark. 1431 01:27:02,950 --> 01:27:05,820 Where would you like to meet me? 1432 01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:10,892 Stern grove, 2:00, by the stage. Be there. 1433 01:27:15,296 --> 01:27:17,031 Gotcha. 1434 01:28:16,758 --> 01:28:19,126 Nice weather we're having, counselor. 1435 01:28:19,126 --> 01:28:20,762 Where's the gun? 1436 01:28:20,762 --> 01:28:22,363 Where's my jewels? 1437 01:28:22,363 --> 01:28:23,665 Dr. sheldrake's jewels. 1438 01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:26,568 I don't think so, not after all this shit. 1439 01:28:26,568 --> 01:28:29,236 First, the gun. 1440 01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:36,143 Throw it. 1441 01:28:36,143 --> 01:28:40,381 Throw it? You know how much these things cost? 1442 01:28:40,381 --> 01:28:43,685 Throw it as far as you can. 1443 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:52,059 Shit. 1444 01:28:54,762 --> 01:28:56,397 Where's my stuff? 1445 01:28:56,397 --> 01:28:59,000 In the trunk of my car. 1446 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,334 Get it. 1447 01:29:00,334 --> 01:29:03,671 First you tell me what you know. 1448 01:29:05,406 --> 01:29:07,609 I know everything. 1449 01:29:08,743 --> 01:29:10,812 I know you killed Christopher, 1450 01:29:10,812 --> 01:29:12,546 and I know you killed the artist 1451 01:29:12,546 --> 01:29:13,547 'cause he knew you were involved. 1452 01:29:13,547 --> 01:29:14,649 I did, huh? 1453 01:29:14,649 --> 01:29:16,317 Yes, counselor verrill. 1454 01:29:16,317 --> 01:29:17,819 Let me ask you something. 1455 01:29:17,819 --> 01:29:19,854 Do you think that I would-- 1456 01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:21,555 a very successful lawyer 1457 01:29:21,555 --> 01:29:22,857 with a thriving law firm-- 1458 01:29:22,857 --> 01:29:24,191 would go around killing people 1459 01:29:24,191 --> 01:29:25,126 for counterfeit money? 1460 01:29:25,126 --> 01:29:27,428 No, I think that was an afterthought. 1461 01:29:27,428 --> 01:29:29,396 I think you killed Christopher 1462 01:29:29,396 --> 01:29:30,698 because you were in love with him. 1463 01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:32,834 I didn't figure that one out until last night. 1464 01:29:32,834 --> 01:29:35,169 See, I thought you were pissed at the doctor, 1465 01:29:35,169 --> 01:29:38,105 but you were pissed at Christopher, weren't you? 1466 01:29:38,105 --> 01:29:40,908 I have a wife and 3 children. 1467 01:29:40,908 --> 01:29:42,844 All the worse for them. 1468 01:29:42,844 --> 01:29:45,046 I never even knew Christopher Marshall. 1469 01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:47,014 Really? Frankie! 1470 01:29:51,285 --> 01:29:53,320 Who's this? 1471 01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:54,856 That's Frankie. 1472 01:29:54,856 --> 01:29:56,791 You know Frankie. 1473 01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:59,026 She knows you. 1474 01:30:03,297 --> 01:30:06,801 Here's Johnny. 1475 01:30:08,202 --> 01:30:09,737 I don't know you. 1476 01:30:09,737 --> 01:30:10,738 Sure, you do. 1477 01:30:10,738 --> 01:30:12,606 You're Christopher's friend. 1478 01:30:12,606 --> 01:30:14,676 I've seen you together a couple of times. 1479 01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:16,678 That's a goddamn lie. 1480 01:30:16,678 --> 01:30:18,212 He told me all about you. 1481 01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:22,884 I slept with him, too, every now and then. 1482 01:30:22,884 --> 01:30:25,219 This is preposterous. This is all lies. 1483 01:30:25,219 --> 01:30:26,688 What did he tell you? 1484 01:30:26,688 --> 01:30:29,023 You know, the whole plan 1485 01:30:29,023 --> 01:30:33,327 about how you sort of figured it all out for him. 1486 01:30:33,327 --> 01:30:35,763 He said, that goddamn verrill, boy, is he smart. 1487 01:30:35,763 --> 01:30:38,132 Verrill thinks we should do this 1488 01:30:38,132 --> 01:30:40,401 verrill thinks we should that-- 1489 01:30:40,401 --> 01:30:41,669 that's enough. 1490 01:30:41,669 --> 01:30:43,504 But I don't think he completely trusted you, 1491 01:30:43,504 --> 01:30:48,175 or else he wouldn't have recorded your pillow talk. 1492 01:30:53,314 --> 01:30:56,918 Look, nobody has to know about any of this. 1493 01:30:56,918 --> 01:30:59,053 I'll go to my car. 1494 01:30:59,053 --> 01:31:00,321 Thank you. 1495 01:31:00,321 --> 01:31:02,924 Carson, you want to tell me what happened to the money 1496 01:31:02,924 --> 01:31:05,059 the mafia gave knobby? 1497 01:31:05,059 --> 01:31:07,929 Um, well, it's at my home. 1498 01:31:07,929 --> 01:31:11,465 Great. we can pick it up on the way to the airport. 1499 01:31:11,465 --> 01:31:12,700 All right. 1500 01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:16,537 Hey, mister, why did you have to kill him? 1501 01:31:16,537 --> 01:31:18,539 Why? 1502 01:31:18,539 --> 01:31:20,341 Because 1503 01:31:22,676 --> 01:31:25,146 Because 1504 01:31:26,948 --> 01:31:28,950 Becausebecause he didn't 1505 01:31:28,950 --> 01:31:31,118 give a shit about anybody! 1506 01:31:32,119 --> 01:31:33,955 Oh, my god. 1507 01:31:33,955 --> 01:31:36,690 Explain this, bitch. 1508 01:31:38,025 --> 01:31:39,326 Ray! 1509 01:31:41,562 --> 01:31:44,565 I didn't know. I'm sorry, Frankie. 1510 01:31:44,565 --> 01:31:46,567 It doesn't hurt. 1511 01:31:46,567 --> 01:31:49,771 Doesn't hurt much at all. 1512 01:31:52,974 --> 01:31:55,076 Well, Jesus, i guess not. 1513 01:32:15,062 --> 01:32:16,397 Banzai! 1514 01:32:25,572 --> 01:32:27,508 Carl, which way did he go? 1515 01:32:27,508 --> 01:32:29,310 That-a-way. 1516 01:32:51,365 --> 01:32:52,800 Uh! 1517 01:32:55,736 --> 01:32:56,838 You fucking bitch, 1518 01:32:56,838 --> 01:32:58,272 I'll kill you with my bare hands! 1519 01:32:58,272 --> 01:33:00,541 Why? are you out of ice picks? 1520 01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:02,009 Ah! 1521 01:33:06,547 --> 01:33:08,082 Damn you! 1522 01:33:31,138 --> 01:33:32,639 Oh! 1523 01:33:32,639 --> 01:33:35,676 Bernie! Bernie! 1524 01:33:35,676 --> 01:33:40,281 No, this way! Over here! 1525 01:34:06,007 --> 01:34:09,043 Bernie! Bernie! 1526 01:34:09,043 --> 01:34:12,914 Bernie! Bernie! 1527 01:34:22,723 --> 01:34:25,126 Bernie! 1528 01:34:31,798 --> 01:34:38,005 So, Mr. i-can-dump-you-in-the- pool-anytime-i-feel-like-it, 1529 01:34:38,005 --> 01:34:40,341 where the hell do you think you're going now? 1530 01:34:40,341 --> 01:34:41,475 Come here. 1531 01:34:44,445 --> 01:34:47,514 Yeah. come here. Boy, I'm pissed at you. 1532 01:34:47,514 --> 01:34:49,283 Come on. 1533 01:34:49,283 --> 01:34:52,619 Now your ass is grass. 1534 01:34:55,289 --> 01:34:56,590 Uh! god! 1535 01:35:04,598 --> 01:35:06,367 Bernie! 1536 01:35:08,502 --> 01:35:10,237 Bernie! 1537 01:35:14,908 --> 01:35:16,177 Bernie! 1538 01:35:16,177 --> 01:35:19,513 Bernie: Carl. Carl, quit yelling. Over here. 1539 01:35:23,317 --> 01:35:26,520 You ruined my life, my 'do, 1540 01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:29,256 and my manilow tapes. 1541 01:35:29,256 --> 01:35:30,324 Bernie! 1542 01:35:30,324 --> 01:35:32,526 Yeah, I'm here, I'm here. 1543 01:35:34,195 --> 01:35:36,530 Bernie, you're ok! 1544 01:35:36,530 --> 01:35:38,532 Ha ha! Ha ha ha! 1545 01:35:38,532 --> 01:35:40,534 Carl, Carl, calm down. 1546 01:35:40,534 --> 01:35:41,935 Breathe. breathe. 1547 01:35:41,935 --> 01:35:43,737 Chill. 1548 01:35:43,737 --> 01:35:45,806 What happened to your head? 1549 01:35:45,806 --> 01:35:47,408 What happened to your nose? 1550 01:35:47,408 --> 01:35:48,309 It's all right. 1551 01:35:48,309 --> 01:35:49,710 Did you get everything on the tape? 1552 01:35:49,710 --> 01:35:52,446 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1553 01:35:52,446 --> 01:35:56,017 I also popped the trunk of his car. 1554 01:35:56,017 --> 01:35:57,751 You stopped to do that 1555 01:35:57,751 --> 01:35:58,919 and didn't come to help me? 1556 01:35:58,919 --> 01:36:01,088 First things first, my darling. 1557 01:36:01,088 --> 01:36:02,956 Carl, come here. 1558 01:36:02,956 --> 01:36:04,558 Now, look. 1559 01:36:04,558 --> 01:36:06,360 Now, if he moves 1560 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:08,962 or even looks like he's gonna wake up, 1561 01:36:08,962 --> 01:36:10,564 crown him. 1562 01:36:10,564 --> 01:36:12,166 Ok. 1563 01:36:13,767 --> 01:36:16,970 Wasn't anything on the tape about the jewelry? 1564 01:36:16,970 --> 01:36:18,472 Not that I recorded. 1565 01:36:20,074 --> 01:36:21,842 Carl. Carl! 1566 01:36:21,842 --> 01:36:24,978 Carl, I said only if he wakes up. 1567 01:36:24,978 --> 01:36:25,979 I thought i saw him move, 1568 01:36:25,979 --> 01:36:27,981 like, just a little bit. 1569 01:36:27,981 --> 01:36:29,483 Yeah. 1570 01:36:31,352 --> 01:36:33,787 I got to stop doing this shit. 1571 01:36:33,787 --> 01:36:35,822 Yeah, sure, Bernie, sure. 1572 01:36:35,822 --> 01:36:36,957 No, really. 1573 01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:39,126 It's in your blood. You can't quit. 1574 01:36:39,126 --> 01:36:41,128 Take it from somebody who knows. 1575 01:36:41,128 --> 01:36:43,530 Oh, really, Mr. I'm-a- detective-in-a-chintzy-coat- 1576 01:36:43,530 --> 01:36:45,132 with-a-retirement-plan, really? 1577 01:36:45,132 --> 01:36:47,201 Really, my love. 1578 01:36:47,201 --> 01:36:50,271 Say, there, ray, you're kind of cute. 1579 01:36:50,271 --> 01:36:51,272 Hey, god damn it. 1580 01:36:51,272 --> 01:36:53,006 I could get behind you. 1581 01:36:53,006 --> 01:36:55,008 Bernie, what are you doing? 1582 01:36:55,008 --> 01:36:56,210 I want to talk to you, ray. 1583 01:36:56,210 --> 01:36:57,378 I want to get up in your face. 1584 01:36:57,378 --> 01:36:58,912 As a matter of fact, i think I'm gonna 1585 01:36:58,912 --> 01:37:00,447 get up in your face 1586 01:37:00,447 --> 01:37:02,283 and tell you this to your mug. 1587 01:37:02,283 --> 01:37:04,918 Keep your behind out of my bookstore 1588 01:37:04,918 --> 01:37:06,553 because I know you can't read. 1589 01:37:06,553 --> 01:37:08,122 Bernie, I thought we were a team. 1590 01:37:08,122 --> 01:37:09,423 Team this, honey. 1591 01:37:09,423 --> 01:37:12,293 Hey, get off me and go get Carl 1592 01:37:12,293 --> 01:37:13,560 before he kills that guy. 1593 01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:14,895 I'm not going back over there. 1594 01:37:14,895 --> 01:37:16,497 I just came out of the water 1595 01:37:21,568 --> 01:37:25,872 anytime my eyes are tellin' you a story 1596 01:37:25,872 --> 01:37:27,708 there's a happy endin' 1597 01:37:30,844 --> 01:37:32,313 but what you might hear 1598 01:37:32,313 --> 01:37:37,784 isn't always what I'm sayin' to you 1599 01:37:37,784 --> 01:37:39,586 oh, yeah 1600 01:37:39,586 --> 01:37:43,056 when you read my lips, you're takin' inventory 1601 01:37:43,056 --> 01:37:46,460 so I keep pretendin' 1602 01:37:48,329 --> 01:37:50,063 oh, I need 1603 01:37:50,063 --> 01:37:51,532 time out 1604 01:37:51,532 --> 01:37:54,735 how did I get in this fix, baby? 1605 01:37:54,735 --> 01:37:55,769 time out 1606 01:37:55,769 --> 01:37:59,072 the fates are up to their tricks 1607 01:37:59,072 --> 01:38:00,507 time out 1608 01:38:00,507 --> 01:38:05,279 I'm out on a limb, i sink or swim 1609 01:38:05,279 --> 01:38:11,852 time out 'cause I'm takin' leave 1610 01:38:16,089 --> 01:38:18,692 think of life 1611 01:38:18,692 --> 01:38:21,094 as a tightrope 1612 01:38:21,094 --> 01:38:25,232 there's one way in or out 1613 01:38:25,232 --> 01:38:30,036 I could fall if I can't cope 1614 01:38:30,036 --> 01:38:32,873 but I'm stayin' on my toes 1615 01:38:34,441 --> 01:38:35,776 don't give up 1616 01:38:35,776 --> 01:38:36,877 don't give up 1617 01:38:36,877 --> 01:38:38,645 till it's over 1618 01:38:38,645 --> 01:38:39,513 over 1619 01:38:39,513 --> 01:38:41,582 what I should do 1620 01:38:41,582 --> 01:38:44,918 is think this whole thing through 1621 01:38:44,918 --> 01:38:46,253 time out 1622 01:38:46,253 --> 01:38:49,323 some days you've got to think fast 1623 01:38:49,323 --> 01:38:50,657 time out 1624 01:38:50,657 --> 01:38:53,994 you hope your luck's gonna last 1625 01:38:53,994 --> 01:38:55,329 time out 1626 01:38:55,329 --> 01:38:59,866 I'm out on a limb, i sink or swim 1627 01:38:59,866 --> 01:39:03,170 time out 'cause I'm cashin' in, baby 1628 01:39:03,170 --> 01:39:04,671 time out 1629 01:39:04,671 --> 01:39:07,774 how did I get in this fix? 1630 01:39:07,774 --> 01:39:09,176 time out 1631 01:39:09,176 --> 01:39:12,213 the fates are up to their tricks 1632 01:39:12,213 --> 01:39:13,614 time out 1633 01:39:13,614 --> 01:39:18,352 I'm out on a limb, i sink or swim 1634 01:39:18,352 --> 01:39:21,588 time out 'cause I'm cashin' in 1635 01:39:38,405 --> 01:39:40,307 time out 1636 01:40:09,336 --> 01:40:10,737 time out 1637 01:40:10,737 --> 01:40:14,007 some days you've got to think fast 1638 01:40:14,007 --> 01:40:15,276 time out 1639 01:40:15,276 --> 01:40:18,412 you hope your luck's gonna last 1640 01:40:18,412 --> 01:40:19,746 time out 1641 01:40:19,746 --> 01:40:24,551 I'm out on a limb, i sink or swim 1642 01:40:24,551 --> 01:40:27,754 time out 'cause I'm cashin' in, baby 1643 01:40:27,754 --> 01:40:28,789 time out 1644 01:40:28,789 --> 01:40:32,225 oh, how did i get in this fix? 1645 01:40:32,225 --> 01:40:33,460 time out 1646 01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:36,830 the fates are up to their tricks 1647 01:40:36,830 --> 01:40:37,964 time out 1648 01:40:37,964 --> 01:40:42,836 oh, I'm out on a limb, i sink or swim 1649 01:40:42,836 --> 01:40:49,276 time out 'cause I'm cashin' in 1650 01:40:49,276 --> 01:40:50,444 oh, no 1651 01:40:50,444 --> 01:40:51,678 time out 1652 01:40:54,247 --> 01:40:58,685 heaven only knows what I can do now 1653 01:40:58,685 --> 01:41:02,923 heaven only knows i should cut this out 1654 01:41:02,923 --> 01:41:05,726 so I turn around and ask myself 1655 01:41:05,726 --> 01:41:07,828 what this world is all about 1656 01:41:07,828 --> 01:41:12,533 heaven only knows i should cut this out 1657 01:41:12,533 --> 01:41:16,903 heaven only knows i can't do without 1658 01:41:16,903 --> 01:41:21,274 heaven only knows i should cut this out 1659 01:41:21,274 --> 01:41:23,877 and I turn around and ask myself 1660 01:41:23,877 --> 01:41:26,380 what this world is all about 1661 01:41:26,380 --> 01:41:30,651 heaven only knows i should cut this out 1662 01:41:30,651 --> 01:41:35,356 heaven only knows i can't do without 1663 01:41:35,356 --> 01:41:40,226 heaven only knows i should cut this out 1664 01:41:40,226 --> 01:41:43,029 captioning made possible by Warner Bros. 1665 01:41:43,029 --> 01:41:46,633 Captioned by the national captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org-- 108146