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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:50,675 --> 00:02:53,302 Chicken or catch of the day? 2 00:02:54,178 --> 00:02:55,596 What if it's a bad day? 3 00:02:56,555 --> 00:03:00,434 What if they only catch like... eels? 4 00:03:04,188 --> 00:03:07,817 Uh, well, no, I don't think so. 5 00:03:07,817 --> 00:03:10,069 I think we're working off different numbers. 6 00:03:10,695 --> 00:03:12,071 I'm gonna go see Dad tonight. 7 00:03:13,322 --> 00:03:14,323 Oh, okay. 8 00:03:16,701 --> 00:03:19,078 Should I come? 9 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:29,213 Sorry, I'll be quick. 10 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:31,090 IRENE: No, take your time. 11 00:03:32,341 --> 00:03:33,592 He's your Dad. 12 00:03:34,093 --> 00:03:35,886 He's your dad soon. 13 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,973 Love you. 14 00:03:55,364 --> 00:03:56,741 Adult. 15 00:03:57,616 --> 00:03:58,784 Spectator. 16 00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:15,801 That's not funny. No. No. 17 00:04:19,764 --> 00:04:22,391 Hey, I've got to go to the office tonight. Fire training. 18 00:04:22,391 --> 00:04:24,143 Even when you're not in the office? 19 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:26,937 I still need to know how to get out if a fire happens, apparently. 20 00:05:15,945 --> 00:05:19,573 LOUIE: I dunno, name cards. Kinda naff, right? 21 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:22,117 Boy, girl, boy, girl. 22 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:33,087 Irene, I'm not supposed to be dragging you through this. 23 00:05:33,087 --> 00:05:36,966 No, I know. It, it's not that. I'm, I'm excited. 24 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:40,344 It, it's really exciting. 25 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:43,222 I'm just feeling a bit... 26 00:05:44,098 --> 00:05:45,766 I dunno, like... 27 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,394 like overwhelmed. 28 00:05:48,853 --> 00:05:50,729 Maybe? 29 00:05:54,984 --> 00:05:58,529 Never might let, let's talk about this later. 30 00:05:58,988 --> 00:06:00,239 Okay. 31 00:06:00,614 --> 00:06:02,616 Did you say, 32 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:06,120 were you going to say you needed to be somewhere tonight? 33 00:06:06,996 --> 00:06:10,749 Oh, um, I left some stuff at Dad's but 34 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:12,376 I don't have to go tonight. 35 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:14,378 Okay. 36 00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:28,434 Watch this. Watch this. 37 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,019 Look... 38 00:06:30,019 --> 00:06:33,689 The music lines right... up... here. 39 00:06:38,402 --> 00:06:40,654 She's dancing to it. 40 00:06:44,658 --> 00:06:47,161 ♪ Wanna be a member? Wanna be a member? ♪ 41 00:06:50,039 --> 00:06:53,083 Um, Murph? 42 00:06:54,668 --> 00:06:58,297 Look, I had an idea. It's for Irene. 43 00:06:58,297 --> 00:07:00,424 Something, something special. 44 00:07:00,925 --> 00:07:05,804 But I just need a mate on the inside and you were the first person I thought of. 45 00:07:06,555 --> 00:07:08,432 - Me? - Mm. 46 00:07:08,432 --> 00:07:12,227 Bucks party. Next weekend. 47 00:07:12,937 --> 00:07:14,813 Sound good? 48 00:07:22,071 --> 00:07:24,573 ♪ Wanna be a member? Wanna be a member? ♪ 49 00:07:42,716 --> 00:07:45,594 Can you stay? 50 00:08:21,755 --> 00:08:26,802 I didn't mean to upset you about the wedding the other day. 51 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:34,018 You didn't. You shouldn't be on your feet. 52 00:08:35,769 --> 00:08:37,146 I'll be quick. 53 00:08:37,146 --> 00:08:41,150 I just want you to be happy, you know? 54 00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:53,829 Me too. 55 00:09:01,045 --> 00:09:03,672 Hey, um, listen... 56 00:09:04,673 --> 00:09:08,177 I've been thinking about what we talked about the other day, 57 00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:10,554 and you were right. 58 00:09:11,055 --> 00:09:15,225 It's a lot. It's too much. Everything's just too much. 59 00:09:17,561 --> 00:09:19,813 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. 60 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:23,567 But listen, I, I had an idea. 61 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:28,947 I want you to come to my bucks party. 62 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,701 What, you want me to come to your bucks party? 63 00:09:32,701 --> 00:09:34,953 Yeah, I think it'll be really great if you're there. 64 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:37,206 I can invite Grace, so you're not alone. 65 00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:39,458 It'll be super modern, you know. 66 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,085 It'll be, it'll be fun. 67 00:09:41,085 --> 00:09:44,088 But should, should we really be doing that? 68 00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:46,340 I mean, shouldn't, should we just stop now and, 69 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:48,967 and think about how we want to do things, you know, 70 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,761 before we go any further, right, like... 71 00:09:50,761 --> 00:09:54,765 I think it's getting to us. 72 00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:57,684 The planning, the headache, you know? 73 00:09:58,102 --> 00:10:00,395 I think we need something to take our minds away from it. 74 00:10:00,395 --> 00:10:04,650 Something to, you know, remind us why we're doing this in the first place. 75 00:10:06,235 --> 00:10:09,238 Let's have some fun and then, uh, clear our minds, 76 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:12,991 and then, hey, when we come back, we can figure out what to do together. 77 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:23,001 Hey, when I told the boys you were coming, they got so excited. 78 00:10:32,511 --> 00:10:34,805 You need me to stay? 79 00:11:00,664 --> 00:11:02,666 What are you doing? 80 00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:15,929 I'm not going anywhere. 81 00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:55,594 ♪ Don't struggle. ♪ 82 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:58,513 ♪ Don't struggle. ♪ 83 00:11:59,139 --> 00:12:01,475 ♪ Don't struggle if love is a jungle ♪ 84 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,394 ♪ Don't struggle if love is a jungle ♪ 85 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:10,734 ♪ Love is jungle Ooh the passion's on ♪ 86 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,072 Am I supposed to go in for the hug or the kiss? 87 00:13:39,072 --> 00:13:41,283 Just talk to her like a normal person, all right. 88 00:13:41,575 --> 00:13:43,702 Don't bring anything up. Don't get, you know, digging. 89 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:44,703 Girl stuff. 90 00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:46,580 Exactly. Just normal stuff. I don't know. 91 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,706 Ask about her dress or something. 92 00:13:47,706 --> 00:13:49,958 Yeah right. Just anything except her actual relationship. 93 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:51,877 Even though that's exactly what we're here to celebrate. 94 00:13:51,877 --> 00:13:54,713 Look, I'm just asking you to keep it down, all right? 95 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,841 I'd appreciate it if you two could pass the Bechdel test tonight. 96 00:13:57,841 --> 00:13:59,509 It's hard enough bringing a girl to a guy's thing. 97 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:00,594 It's fine. 98 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:02,721 I don't need your supervision, just... 99 00:14:02,721 --> 00:14:04,139 don't abandon me, all right? 100 00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:06,516 I wouldn't do that. 101 00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:10,604 Is that...? 102 00:14:19,363 --> 00:14:20,614 No. 103 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,617 Oh my God! 104 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,131 CHARLIE: You shouldn't do that. 105 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:44,012 It's bad for you. 106 00:14:45,514 --> 00:14:47,265 What? 107 00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:50,394 I'm just saying. 108 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,772 I'm just saying it's bad for you. 109 00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:07,077 Why have you always got to make things so awkward, mate? 110 00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:10,038 - I'm not. - Yeah you are. 111 00:15:10,038 --> 00:15:11,540 - No, I'm not. - You insist on it. 112 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,749 I don't. 113 00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:14,668 I'm just sitting here, aren't I? 114 00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:16,586 Having a quiet moment. 115 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,922 - Something wrong with that? - No. 116 00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:22,175 - Something weird about that to you? - No. 117 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:25,178 Then why are you getting so wound up for? 118 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,304 I'm not wound up. 119 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,682 Yeah. You're being very agro. 120 00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:31,059 - I'm not even saying anything - Is he like this with you, Grace? 121 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:31,810 I'm not even saying anything. 122 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,562 You're getting very flustered right now. 123 00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:35,689 - I'm not getting flustered. - We're lost. 124 00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:37,357 And you're getting flustered. 125 00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:38,817 Don't take it out on me. 126 00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:40,444 I'm not lost. You're lost. 127 00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:42,821 I'm not lost, mate. 128 00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:46,324 Dart and a cup of coffee. Just let me enjoy it. 129 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:49,453 You don't have a coffee. Where'd you get a coffee from? 130 00:15:49,453 --> 00:15:50,745 Where would I get a cup of coffee from, mate?! 131 00:15:50,745 --> 00:15:52,080 Look around us! 132 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,082 We're lost. I'm lost. You're lost. 133 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:56,209 Look at this, there's a fucking dead end down there. 134 00:15:56,209 --> 00:15:58,962 Where are we gonna get a cup of coffee around here? 135 00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:00,172 Well... 136 00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:02,215 Where are we gonna get a cup of coffee around here? 137 00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:03,508 I'm just asking where you've got... 138 00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:06,720 Where are we gonna get a cup of coffee around here? 139 00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:09,097 Mate. 140 00:16:09,097 --> 00:16:11,475 You're, you're tripping me out a little bit. 141 00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:13,351 - I just... - Stop yelling. 142 00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:15,645 I just dunno why you'd say you have a coffee when you didn't have one. 143 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:16,354 I was painting a story, mate. 144 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:18,482 - I was creating an image of a moment. - It's a weird thing to do. 145 00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:19,733 - You're so tense. - I just don't know why you'd... 146 00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:20,775 Relax. 147 00:16:20,775 --> 00:16:22,486 Just relax, okay? 148 00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:24,112 He makes things awkward, doesn't he? 149 00:16:24,112 --> 00:16:24,988 You have a habit of that. 150 00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:26,823 - Well... - Hey! 151 00:16:26,907 --> 00:16:28,408 It's so crazy to see you. 152 00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:29,117 What? 153 00:16:29,117 --> 00:16:30,243 It's a nice surprise, that's all. 154 00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:31,870 When did you get back? Where are you living? 155 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,998 Well, my sisters not using her room anymore so it makes sense that I move in. 156 00:16:34,998 --> 00:16:36,291 Kind of a genius move. 157 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,126 She left her TV, so 158 00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:39,878 got a free TV. 159 00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:41,129 Can watch whatever I want. 160 00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,464 I didn't know you had a sister. 161 00:16:42,547 --> 00:16:45,008 Yeah, hey, maybe Irene invited her too? 162 00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:46,885 Mate. 163 00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:50,388 Are you nervous? 164 00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:51,640 CHARLIE: Why would she be nervous? 165 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,391 Well because girls don't go to buck's parties. 166 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,643 I think it's very modern. 167 00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:58,063 What, tell me it doesn't feel like fucking Yoko Ono is organising this get together? 168 00:16:58,063 --> 00:17:00,398 I think it's nice. I think she just wanted to be involved. 169 00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:02,400 You think this was Irene's idea? 170 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,652 To have the girls around? 171 00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:05,654 Well he has had that type of effect on girls. 172 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:09,491 It's true, they tend to be a bit, uh... invested. 173 00:17:09,574 --> 00:17:10,784 Clingy is what he's saying. 174 00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:14,287 I remember Irene trying pretty hard to break up with Louie not that long ago 175 00:17:14,287 --> 00:17:15,622 if that's what you mean by clingy. 176 00:17:15,622 --> 00:17:20,043 Yeah, but that was before the whole like, you know? 177 00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:24,923 Oh yeah. No, I heard about that. 178 00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:26,800 Heavy stuff. 179 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,302 It's a miracle Louie's alive. 180 00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:32,305 Mm. 181 00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:38,228 Wait, you do know what happened, right? 182 00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:43,316 Hey, I'm gonna ride with Dylan. He knows the way. 183 00:17:43,316 --> 00:17:45,110 - What? - Follow us. 184 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,822 CHARLIE: Just relax man. It's fine. 185 00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:50,073 DYLAN: I don't fucking know about that mate, 186 00:17:50,073 --> 00:17:51,616 I don't fucking know about that at all. 187 00:17:51,616 --> 00:17:53,326 - He's completely fine. - What the fuck! 188 00:17:53,326 --> 00:17:54,369 You were there! 189 00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:55,704 What fucking happened, man? 190 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,205 I don't fucking get that! 191 00:17:57,581 --> 00:17:58,832 I don't understand! 192 00:18:00,584 --> 00:18:02,752 Yeah, I do now. Fucking easy! Sweet. 193 00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:15,473 ♪ There'll be many a heavy heart tonight before this night grows old ♪ 194 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:22,105 ♪ And many a soul will weep tonight before his story's told ♪ 195 00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:28,612 ♪ For the southern skies alight with flames there's a bushfire running free ♪ 196 00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:31,906 - You smell nice. - Do I? 197 00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,366 Yeah, what are you wearing? 198 00:18:35,118 --> 00:18:36,411 Hello, mate. 199 00:18:39,664 --> 00:18:45,378 ♪ Did you ever see a big man cry? Have you ever seen a strong man die? ♪ 200 00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:46,880 Good to see ya. 201 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,381 Yeah, you too mate. 202 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:50,592 That's very pretty. 203 00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:51,635 Fuck off. 204 00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:53,386 Bucks! 205 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,641 I'll take you inside. 206 00:18:58,266 --> 00:19:01,770 Oh, ah, Grace. Not that one. You guys are... 207 00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,147 - Oh, sorry! - That's OK. 208 00:19:04,147 --> 00:19:05,398 Back here. You alright? 209 00:19:05,398 --> 00:19:06,483 Yeah. 210 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:07,776 Settle down big guy. 211 00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:10,028 I'm excited. 212 00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:22,791 Shalom, brother. 213 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,292 Ah. 214 00:19:25,168 --> 00:19:26,419 Name's Murph. 215 00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:28,672 Looks like we're shacking up here together. 216 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,799 Not that I mind. 217 00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,218 Come on then, mate. 218 00:19:36,179 --> 00:19:37,472 Give us a hand. 219 00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:46,064 Go on then. How was Mexico? 220 00:19:47,065 --> 00:19:48,441 Pretty fuck-eyed. 221 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:51,194 You should come with me next time, make a honeymoon out of it. 222 00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:52,696 Yeah, Irene would love that. 223 00:19:52,696 --> 00:19:57,450 Mate, I was walking around, with a semi poking out the bottom of my boardies 224 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,994 like, like it needed air, mate. Like it was, 225 00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:01,204 "Hey!" 226 00:20:01,204 --> 00:20:02,831 Yeah, please go see a doctor. 227 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,834 I did. Look what he gave me. 228 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,460 This is technology, mate. 229 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,837 It's in pills now. 230 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:11,089 Thought I'd give my nose a break. Sick, right? 231 00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:13,091 Special K. 232 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:14,467 Huh? 233 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:16,469 First letter, K. 234 00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:18,096 For ketamine. 235 00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:19,514 Studs, right? 236 00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:21,099 Dude. 237 00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:23,601 Dude, no. 238 00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:28,231 What? Irene's here, mate. The girls are here. We can't. 239 00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:35,488 No Dylan. No. No, no. No this, okay? No nothing. 240 00:20:35,488 --> 00:20:39,492 No funny business. All right. It's not the type of night tonight, okay? 241 00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:43,997 It's your first and your last warning. 242 00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:47,917 Yeah? 243 00:21:05,518 --> 00:21:07,395 - Get your tomies on this. - Hey shush. What are you doing? 244 00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:09,272 Hey, we're all set to go. I printed off the words and everything. 245 00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:10,774 Hey, come on. 246 00:21:14,027 --> 00:21:15,153 So it's all, it's all legit. 247 00:21:15,153 --> 00:21:17,030 Yeah, as far as the eyes of the law are concerned, bro, 248 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,072 I'm as certified as they come. 249 00:21:18,072 --> 00:21:19,783 You just let me know when you want me to do it, 250 00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:22,952 - and I'll drop the hammer. - When do you reckon? Dinner? 251 00:21:23,286 --> 00:21:24,120 Before dinner. 252 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,164 An aperitif. Fine choice, sir. 253 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,166 God, I'm so nervous. 254 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,334 It's okay. 255 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,294 Okay, before dinner. 256 00:21:31,294 --> 00:21:33,046 That's when we'll do it. 257 00:21:33,046 --> 00:21:34,923 Remember, okay. Alright. 258 00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:36,925 Before dinner. 259 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,460 LOUIE: You doing okay? 260 00:22:14,212 --> 00:22:15,713 IRENE: Doing okay. 261 00:22:18,091 --> 00:22:21,886 LOUIE: You know if you wanted me to send everyone home, I would. 262 00:22:21,886 --> 00:22:24,347 Wouldn't even be a big deal. Want me to do that? 263 00:22:25,849 --> 00:22:28,726 IRENE: No. No, this will be fun. 264 00:22:29,978 --> 00:22:31,479 I'm excited. 265 00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:34,107 LOUIE: Feeling good? 266 00:22:35,108 --> 00:22:36,401 IRENE: Feeling good. 267 00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:44,868 Look how small it gets. 268 00:22:44,868 --> 00:22:47,120 It's not that small. 269 00:22:51,249 --> 00:22:53,626 Oh, hey, hey. 270 00:22:55,879 --> 00:22:57,380 - Hi. - Hi. 271 00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,798 So long... 272 00:23:02,135 --> 00:23:04,387 - Hey. - Hi Murph. 273 00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:07,640 - Hi. - LOUIE: G'day. 274 00:23:10,894 --> 00:23:14,397 Oh, um, I thought you wanted him to be here. 275 00:23:17,525 --> 00:23:18,401 - Hi. - SAM: Hey! 276 00:23:18,401 --> 00:23:19,444 Hi! 277 00:23:19,903 --> 00:23:21,654 - Hi. - Hi. 278 00:23:23,281 --> 00:23:25,658 Um, uh, you all know Sam? 279 00:23:26,284 --> 00:23:27,911 - Hi. - CHARLIE: Nice to meet you. 280 00:23:27,911 --> 00:23:30,038 Oh, no, we've met. You’ve just forgotten. 281 00:23:30,038 --> 00:23:31,164 Oh, no, of course. 282 00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:32,540 At the, uh, at the, the... 283 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,791 SAM: Tiki Night. 284 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:36,669 Yeah, the, the Tiki Night. 285 00:23:39,672 --> 00:23:41,925 DYLAN: Fellas! Wooo! 286 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:43,676 Here we go. 287 00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:48,806 - Cheers. - Cheers! 288 00:23:59,692 --> 00:24:01,444 Uh, fire's not gonna light itself. 289 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,461 Hey, pst. 290 00:24:25,343 --> 00:24:27,470 Go talk to her, you loser. 291 00:24:29,722 --> 00:24:30,974 DYLAN: Grace! Grace! 292 00:24:30,974 --> 00:24:31,808 No. 293 00:24:31,808 --> 00:24:32,976 - Grace, Grace, Grace... - Absolutely not. 294 00:24:32,976 --> 00:24:34,352 Absolutely not. 295 00:24:34,352 --> 00:24:35,520 - Come on. - No. 296 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,021 What would Jesus do? 297 00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:39,107 I love your dress. 298 00:24:39,732 --> 00:24:43,236 Oh, thank you. 299 00:24:46,531 --> 00:24:48,533 Ah, delicious. Okay. 300 00:24:49,659 --> 00:24:50,910 LOUIE: They've known each other for ages. 301 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:52,870 They went travelling when Irene first arrived. 302 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:54,497 MURPH: I can see you're worried about it. 303 00:24:54,497 --> 00:24:57,375 LOUIE: I'm not worried. I invited him. 304 00:24:57,375 --> 00:25:00,878 I knew this guy once. Met him at a convention. 305 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:04,507 He reckons he knew how to, you know, tell, 306 00:25:04,507 --> 00:25:07,135 just by looking at two people in the same space together. 307 00:25:08,136 --> 00:25:10,013 Whether they've had sex, I mean. 308 00:25:10,013 --> 00:25:11,681 What, um, convention? 309 00:25:11,681 --> 00:25:15,393 He reckons people can be trained how to see pheromones. 310 00:25:15,393 --> 00:25:17,937 Learn how to see them in the air. Do you know pheromones? 311 00:25:18,646 --> 00:25:21,399 Like, energies. Sexual energies. 312 00:25:21,399 --> 00:25:22,400 Yeah, yeah. 313 00:25:23,401 --> 00:25:24,652 They're everywhere. 314 00:25:25,278 --> 00:25:27,947 He reckons, if two people had sex, 315 00:25:27,947 --> 00:25:32,410 their pheromones would join up and party, like old friends. 316 00:25:33,786 --> 00:25:35,788 And if you look closely... 317 00:25:36,914 --> 00:25:38,291 closely... 318 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:42,920 Like hot air, rising off a long road, 319 00:25:44,297 --> 00:25:46,174 you can see them... 320 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,843 yeah... 321 00:25:51,429 --> 00:25:52,555 yeah... 322 00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:56,559 and... 323 00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:57,810 nup! 324 00:25:58,436 --> 00:26:00,813 I don't see it. 325 00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:08,571 Fancy seeing you here. 326 00:26:09,697 --> 00:26:10,782 Hectic, isn't it? 327 00:26:10,782 --> 00:26:12,325 Yeah, it kinda is, though. 328 00:26:12,325 --> 00:26:14,202 I'm surprised he invited you. 329 00:26:14,702 --> 00:26:16,704 I'm even more surprised you actually came. 330 00:26:16,704 --> 00:26:20,083 So this is some kind of immersion therapy approach? 331 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,377 I'm kidding. 332 00:26:23,377 --> 00:26:25,088 I mean no one really remembers that stuff anyway. 333 00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:26,214 It's like... 334 00:26:27,006 --> 00:26:29,092 recent history. 335 00:26:36,724 --> 00:26:38,351 MURPH: So what's the deal? 336 00:26:38,351 --> 00:26:40,728 Are you planning on heading home anytime soon? 337 00:26:42,105 --> 00:26:44,107 Louie hates London. 338 00:26:44,107 --> 00:26:46,859 Too many people. Too social. 339 00:26:48,361 --> 00:26:49,612 I love it here. 340 00:26:49,987 --> 00:26:51,989 Easier to stay when you're married, 341 00:26:51,989 --> 00:26:55,243 But you know that. if you didn't... 342 00:26:55,993 --> 00:26:58,621 your visa would be running up soon, no? 343 00:26:59,622 --> 00:27:02,375 Come here. Come here. I got stamina. 344 00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:05,753 That was a waste. 345 00:27:05,753 --> 00:27:07,880 REEEEEEEEE!!! 346 00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:10,675 Put it, no! Put it down! 347 00:27:16,514 --> 00:27:17,640 So is this the game? 348 00:27:18,015 --> 00:27:19,100 Squealies. 349 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,393 You look at the squealer, 350 00:27:20,393 --> 00:27:22,895 finish your beer, you got the squeal. 351 00:27:23,271 --> 00:27:25,273 Oh, so now you've got the squeal. 352 00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:26,691 AAAHHH!! 353 00:27:29,277 --> 00:27:30,403 DYLAN: Hey Charlie, catch! 354 00:27:31,529 --> 00:27:33,656 Kill the dill with the pill! 355 00:27:34,782 --> 00:27:36,159 DYLAN: I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna... 356 00:27:36,159 --> 00:27:37,660 CHARLIE: I got a broken arm! 357 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:38,286 Aaahh! 358 00:27:38,286 --> 00:27:41,789 Play, um, yeah, yeah, that band with the four blokes 359 00:27:41,789 --> 00:27:43,457 and it goes like, um, 360 00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:46,794 The Beatles. 361 00:27:46,794 --> 00:27:47,670 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 362 00:27:50,798 --> 00:27:51,674 Oh, hang on. 363 00:27:51,674 --> 00:27:53,176 Nah, yeah, play, uh, 364 00:27:53,176 --> 00:27:54,177 play something. 365 00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:55,219 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 366 00:27:55,803 --> 00:27:56,345 No, no, no, no. 367 00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:58,306 CHARLIE: This is what happens when you don't do an apex. 368 00:27:58,306 --> 00:27:59,307 IRENE: Hi. 369 00:28:00,474 --> 00:28:01,767 DYLAN: I'm gonna get more shots. 370 00:28:02,435 --> 00:28:03,102 I'm coming back! 371 00:28:03,102 --> 00:28:04,896 DYLAN: This mezcal doesn't come back up. 372 00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:06,105 Dylan, Dylan... 373 00:28:06,105 --> 00:28:08,691 DYLAN: Oh man, science. I love fucking science. 374 00:28:08,691 --> 00:28:10,443 - I need to get more shots. - I think you're okay. 375 00:28:10,443 --> 00:28:11,444 Woo! 376 00:28:11,819 --> 00:28:12,820 I got to get more... 377 00:28:21,579 --> 00:28:24,332 No, that was it. You had the E right. That was... 378 00:28:24,332 --> 00:28:27,210 I think we're gonna need to stick together tonight. 379 00:28:28,336 --> 00:28:30,504 Why is that? Something planned? 380 00:28:30,504 --> 00:28:33,216 No, I just wouldn't be surprised, you know. 381 00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:36,469 Why? What, what's happening? 382 00:28:36,469 --> 00:28:38,846 I mean, I don't know. 383 00:28:38,846 --> 00:28:41,265 I mean, haven't you seen them talking? 384 00:28:43,768 --> 00:28:46,229 I don't really understand. Can you just tell me? 385 00:28:46,229 --> 00:28:47,855 Well, I just, like, 386 00:28:48,147 --> 00:28:50,358 I'm just saying I don't really, um... 387 00:28:50,858 --> 00:28:52,860 I don't know for sure. 388 00:28:54,237 --> 00:28:55,279 Non-negotiable. 389 00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:56,239 No. 390 00:28:56,239 --> 00:28:57,406 It was expensive. 391 00:28:57,406 --> 00:28:59,367 It wasn't expensive. You're wearing it. Relax. 392 00:28:59,367 --> 00:29:00,618 What would the girls think? 393 00:29:00,618 --> 00:29:02,036 DYLAN: It's funny as, who cares? 394 00:29:02,036 --> 00:29:03,371 There's nothing more, mate. 395 00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:06,123 It's just this, it's a bit of fun. 396 00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:08,626 For us? 397 00:29:12,004 --> 00:29:15,007 Everything alright? Bit much to drink? 398 00:29:15,383 --> 00:29:17,301 No. No, I'm fine. 399 00:29:25,893 --> 00:29:28,646 Oh, yeah, this, um... 400 00:29:28,646 --> 00:29:31,315 It's Dylan's idea. 401 00:29:32,024 --> 00:29:37,029 If I just, uh, leave it on the rest of the night, though, it'll keep him happy. 402 00:29:37,029 --> 00:29:39,031 He's easy to please. 403 00:29:39,907 --> 00:29:42,034 Oh, um, let's just sit for a minute. 404 00:29:42,034 --> 00:29:43,619 Yeah, feel free. I'm gonna head back. 405 00:29:43,619 --> 00:29:45,663 Oh, please. 406 00:29:50,793 --> 00:29:53,421 It's just, um... 407 00:29:53,421 --> 00:29:56,674 Do you mind not waving those pills around? 408 00:29:57,049 --> 00:29:59,677 I just don't want to concern anyone. 409 00:30:01,804 --> 00:30:03,681 I won't be waving them around. 410 00:30:03,681 --> 00:30:04,932 - Okay. - It's fine. 411 00:30:05,558 --> 00:30:06,934 Okay. 412 00:30:07,601 --> 00:30:09,603 Did you, did you take more? 413 00:30:10,938 --> 00:30:12,565 It's fine. Don't worry. 414 00:30:14,066 --> 00:30:16,694 It has nothing to do with you. 415 00:30:16,694 --> 00:30:20,948 I just don't want anyone getting concerned, you know? 416 00:30:23,826 --> 00:30:25,578 They won't know about it. 417 00:30:26,704 --> 00:30:28,622 I promise. 418 00:31:19,632 --> 00:31:23,677 MEN: Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys! 419 00:31:36,649 --> 00:31:37,775 EEEE! REEE! AAHH! 420 00:31:38,901 --> 00:31:39,902 GRACE: Charlie! 421 00:31:39,902 --> 00:31:42,071 DYLAN: Massive hits, massive hits. 422 00:31:42,947 --> 00:31:43,948 Oooh! 423 00:31:46,409 --> 00:31:47,827 - GRACE: Get off him. - DYLAN: Suck! 424 00:31:49,662 --> 00:31:51,038 Suck big butts! 425 00:31:55,668 --> 00:31:58,796 CHARLIE: Oh, Jesus! No, no, no, back it up! Back it up! 426 00:32:00,047 --> 00:32:02,925 LOUIE: Alright, I think we've got enough firewood, everyone. 427 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,469 CHARLIE: Look at us. 428 00:32:05,928 --> 00:32:06,720 MURPH: Bottoms up! 429 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,806 - Cheers. - Cheers! 430 00:32:34,248 --> 00:32:36,959 REEEEEEE!! 431 00:32:40,838 --> 00:32:42,590 Come on, mate. 432 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:44,341 Gotcha. 433 00:32:44,341 --> 00:32:46,093 Nah, mate. I'm good. Thank you. 434 00:32:46,093 --> 00:32:47,219 Oh, sorry. 435 00:32:47,219 --> 00:32:48,262 Oink, oink, oink, oink! 436 00:32:48,262 --> 00:32:50,473 REEE! RE-RE-REEE! 437 00:32:50,473 --> 00:32:51,724 Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink! 438 00:32:52,349 --> 00:32:53,851 I'm a piggy! 439 00:32:54,477 --> 00:32:55,936 Oink. 440 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,730 You look a fucking idiot, Dylan. 441 00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:00,274 Yeah, but it's the game. It's Squealies. Come on. You got a drink. 442 00:33:00,274 --> 00:33:02,151 Nah, I'm good thanks mate. I don't need a beer. 443 00:33:02,151 --> 00:33:03,402 Nah, you gotta catch up. 444 00:33:05,863 --> 00:33:06,989 I'm good. 445 00:33:06,989 --> 00:33:08,365 Nah, come on, beer mate. 446 00:33:08,991 --> 00:33:10,034 Dylan? 447 00:33:13,787 --> 00:33:14,788 Drink the beer. 448 00:33:14,788 --> 00:33:16,624 Do you fucking hear me, mate? 449 00:33:16,624 --> 00:33:18,417 Can you hear me? What are you doing? It's your bucks. 450 00:33:18,417 --> 00:33:21,253 Mate. if I wanted a beer, I'd get myself a beer, okay? 451 00:33:21,754 --> 00:33:23,130 I got you one. 452 00:33:23,672 --> 00:33:24,590 Yeah, and I don't want it. 453 00:33:24,590 --> 00:33:25,508 What do you mean? What are you doing? 454 00:33:25,508 --> 00:33:26,383 What do you mean what am I doing? 455 00:33:26,383 --> 00:33:28,761 Why are you making a thing outta this, Dylan? 456 00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:32,556 Just piss off, mate. 457 00:33:32,556 --> 00:33:36,060 Stop embarrassing yourself in front of actual adults. 458 00:33:53,536 --> 00:33:55,162 Fuck. 459 00:34:01,293 --> 00:34:03,212 CHARLIE AND MURPH: Three, Two, One. 460 00:34:10,052 --> 00:34:10,678 Hi. 461 00:34:10,678 --> 00:34:11,929 - Hey. - Hi. 462 00:34:13,806 --> 00:34:15,307 You know you don't have to sneak around. 463 00:34:15,307 --> 00:34:17,184 No, I know that. I'm not. I'm just... 464 00:34:17,935 --> 00:34:21,063 super worried about him, you know? 465 00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:23,232 I mean, if he's gonna do that, fine. 466 00:34:23,232 --> 00:34:26,193 It's a safe space. At least I can look after him. 467 00:34:26,193 --> 00:34:27,820 Yeah. It looks like fun. 468 00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:29,196 Yeah. I mean, whatever. 469 00:34:29,196 --> 00:34:32,074 It's not really my sort of thing, so... 470 00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:41,584 Oh... 471 00:34:43,711 --> 00:34:47,089 No, no, no. I'm not doing any. 472 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:48,966 I'm not doing anything. 473 00:34:48,966 --> 00:34:53,220 Taking, I'm not. I'm not taking anything, so... 474 00:34:55,222 --> 00:34:56,849 What, what was it? 475 00:34:57,725 --> 00:34:59,852 I saw you take it. What was it? 476 00:34:59,852 --> 00:35:00,769 What? Ketamine? 477 00:35:00,769 --> 00:35:02,980 I heard people talking about ketamine earlier. 478 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,231 No. 479 00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:06,358 - No, no, no, no.. - I saw you take something. 480 00:35:06,358 --> 00:35:07,610 Charlie, I don't care. 481 00:35:07,610 --> 00:35:08,861 I probably would've tried it too. 482 00:35:08,861 --> 00:35:10,112 I'm sorry. 483 00:35:10,112 --> 00:35:12,114 I'm sorry, what's going on here? 484 00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:17,620 I just told you I didn't take anything. 485 00:35:18,746 --> 00:35:22,875 Why are you telling me that I did something that I didn't do? 486 00:35:24,126 --> 00:35:25,127 Huh? 487 00:35:26,128 --> 00:35:27,880 Okay, you know what? 488 00:35:28,255 --> 00:35:31,634 This whole situation is making me feel uncomfortable. 489 00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:32,843 Okay? 490 00:35:32,843 --> 00:35:37,264 It's all making me feel super, super uncomfortable. 491 00:35:43,646 --> 00:35:44,938 What? 492 00:36:01,914 --> 00:36:03,165 Everything alright? 493 00:36:08,837 --> 00:36:11,423 You ever been skydiving, Louie? 494 00:36:14,927 --> 00:36:17,554 I've been skydiving in Mexico. 495 00:36:19,181 --> 00:36:21,809 It was fun, but I didn't know that 496 00:36:21,809 --> 00:36:25,979 the planes that they take you up in, they don't have any seat belts. Um... 497 00:36:26,438 --> 00:36:28,440 So you can go up in them, but you... 498 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,442 you can't come back down. 499 00:36:30,442 --> 00:36:35,739 So when you're up there at 15,000 feet, it's the only way your going out. 500 00:36:36,323 --> 00:36:39,201 Kicking, screaming, shitting, spewing... 501 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:41,203 cumming. 502 00:36:42,329 --> 00:36:45,582 They'll fucking choke you cold and throw you overboard. 503 00:36:47,459 --> 00:36:49,712 It's too late. Like tonight we own you. 504 00:36:49,712 --> 00:36:51,588 The boys own you. 505 00:36:52,005 --> 00:36:55,884 And the harder you kick, the worse it's all gonna go down. 506 00:36:57,845 --> 00:36:59,346 Fuck off, Dylan. 507 00:37:02,224 --> 00:37:04,977 Do you not see what this is? 508 00:37:06,854 --> 00:37:08,605 Wake up to yourself, mate. 509 00:37:09,231 --> 00:37:12,234 Do you have any emotional intelligence whatsoever? 510 00:37:12,234 --> 00:37:14,611 You're here on ceremonial fucking purposes, mate. 511 00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:18,115 You're here as my cheerleader. And... 512 00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:22,786 that means, mate, I'll tell you what it fucking means. 513 00:37:22,786 --> 00:37:25,497 It means you do whatever I want you to do, okay? 514 00:37:25,873 --> 00:37:28,000 Tonight, you do whatever I want you to do. 515 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,043 And I want you to drink the beer. 516 00:37:30,043 --> 00:37:31,628 Drink to your heart's content, mate. 517 00:37:31,628 --> 00:37:34,882 Maybe, maybe smile a little, have some nibbles, 518 00:37:34,882 --> 00:37:37,634 and then shut up! 519 00:37:37,634 --> 00:37:38,719 Or... 520 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,137 FUCK OFF! 521 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:47,311 I don't need any more input from you regarding any of this, okay? 522 00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:03,035 You fucking dog cunt. 523 00:39:05,722 --> 00:39:06,849 What? 524 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,353 Nothing. 525 00:39:14,356 --> 00:39:16,358 I'm just excited. 526 00:39:17,484 --> 00:39:18,777 For what? 527 00:39:21,238 --> 00:39:23,365 For us. 528 00:39:58,275 --> 00:40:00,444 - Tell me when you feel it. - Shut up, come on man. 529 00:40:00,444 --> 00:40:02,404 Irene, thank you, this is amazing. 530 00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:04,406 Alright, everyone dig in. 531 00:40:04,406 --> 00:40:05,657 Right on. Salad? 532 00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:57,960 GRACE: Irene's made a really lovely salad. 533 00:41:06,718 --> 00:41:08,095 Ah, what can I get you? 534 00:41:10,472 --> 00:41:11,598 Salad. 535 00:41:12,224 --> 00:41:14,601 MURPH: And I literally stopped just before the crossing 536 00:41:14,601 --> 00:41:16,603 and he yelled at me. He said the C word. 537 00:41:16,603 --> 00:41:17,604 - What did you say? - CHARLIE: The C word. 538 00:41:17,604 --> 00:41:19,856 MURPH: Yeah. You'd think the guy would say sorry, right? 539 00:41:20,357 --> 00:41:21,358 CHARLIE: Right. 540 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,778 Mm. 541 00:41:52,139 --> 00:41:58,311 I didn't wanna do this, but I was asked to, so... 542 00:41:58,812 --> 00:42:00,397 Louie and Irene. 543 00:42:01,398 --> 00:42:02,941 - Cheers. - Thanks Dylan. 544 00:42:02,941 --> 00:42:04,151 Thank you, mate. 545 00:42:17,914 --> 00:42:20,292 I love Louie. 546 00:42:23,295 --> 00:42:26,423 We all love Louie, yeah? 547 00:42:26,423 --> 00:42:27,924 And, um... 548 00:42:27,924 --> 00:42:34,931 we are gathered here tonight to memorialise, to... 549 00:42:35,807 --> 00:42:38,560 adios, as they say, to the 550 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,353 man we once knew. 551 00:42:40,353 --> 00:42:42,314 A passionate low grade sportsman, 552 00:42:42,314 --> 00:42:44,566 only solo, never in a team. 553 00:42:44,566 --> 00:42:48,945 He didn't wanna rely on others when he could just fuck things up for himself. 554 00:42:49,446 --> 00:42:53,825 Academically, he was notorious for being unremarkable. 555 00:42:54,367 --> 00:42:56,828 Louie couldn't say he was smart, you know, 556 00:42:56,828 --> 00:42:59,331 he wasn't dumb either. He's just... 557 00:43:00,707 --> 00:43:03,085 You’re just fucking there, aren't ya? 558 00:43:05,087 --> 00:43:06,338 He didn't get invited to many parties either. 559 00:43:06,338 --> 00:43:08,090 But when he did, he would enjoy 560 00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:10,092 laughing at jokes he didn't hear. 561 00:43:10,092 --> 00:43:13,720 Fucking stealing people's beers just to pick at the label. 562 00:43:14,096 --> 00:43:17,641 And then he'd just leave without saying goodbye to the boys. 563 00:43:19,226 --> 00:43:22,979 Uh, but, you know, against all odds, 564 00:43:22,979 --> 00:43:25,732 he wasn't embarrassed to be this way, you know. 565 00:43:26,233 --> 00:43:28,860 That's how, uh, that's how Louie wanted things. 566 00:43:28,860 --> 00:43:31,738 He wanted to hide in plain sight. 567 00:43:31,738 --> 00:43:35,367 He had a very moderate sized porn collection. 568 00:43:36,868 --> 00:43:39,246 Wait a minute. I'm joking. 569 00:43:39,246 --> 00:43:41,498 Louie doesn't watch any porn. 570 00:43:44,918 --> 00:43:46,628 LOUIE: Good one Dylan. 571 00:43:48,004 --> 00:43:49,256 You know, as it was, 572 00:43:49,256 --> 00:43:53,885 everyone knew Louie like they knew they knew me and Charlie. 573 00:43:53,885 --> 00:43:58,014 We came as three. Even when we weren't together. 574 00:43:59,641 --> 00:44:01,309 Nah, Charlie was the smart one. 575 00:44:01,309 --> 00:44:03,770 I was the funny one. And, um, Louie was the... 576 00:44:04,396 --> 00:44:06,148 the nice one. 577 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:10,527 Together we made one interesting person. 578 00:44:10,527 --> 00:44:13,029 So, uh, that was that. 579 00:44:13,822 --> 00:44:15,407 I, um... 580 00:44:16,032 --> 00:44:21,163 I like to think Louie and I really came together on two separate occasions. 581 00:44:22,831 --> 00:44:26,042 The first time being on year 10 camp. You know, we... 582 00:44:26,042 --> 00:44:27,669 - We went back to the cabin... - LOUIE: Dylan, we're not gonna... 583 00:44:27,669 --> 00:44:30,046 We're not gonna do that story, mate. We can't do that story. 584 00:44:31,047 --> 00:44:32,924 Yeah. You're right. 585 00:44:32,924 --> 00:44:35,177 Too silly, Louie. 586 00:44:35,552 --> 00:44:37,429 Too silly for dinner. 587 00:44:39,556 --> 00:44:41,683 - The second time was at my house, - LOUIE: Dylan. 588 00:44:41,683 --> 00:44:42,934 - And we went on... - Mate. Dylan. Dylan. Dylan. 589 00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:45,687 Let's just, let's just speed this up, hey? 590 00:44:50,192 --> 00:44:52,319 Okay. Okay. 591 00:44:52,319 --> 00:44:54,070 Okay, Louie. Okay. 592 00:44:54,362 --> 00:44:55,572 Okey dokey. 593 00:44:56,072 --> 00:44:58,200 What should we talk about then? 594 00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:10,587 You know sometimes in life, um... 595 00:45:12,255 --> 00:45:14,883 a man's lucky enough to get something that he really wants. 596 00:45:14,883 --> 00:45:17,844 You know, like, really get it. 597 00:45:17,844 --> 00:45:19,095 And... 598 00:45:21,348 --> 00:45:25,977 if he doesn't, the next best thing is seeing his best mate get it, so... 599 00:45:26,353 --> 00:45:28,104 - Here we are. - CHARLIE: Yep, here we are. 600 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,106 - I man of his word. - CHARLIE: His word indeed. 601 00:45:30,106 --> 00:45:32,108 LOUIE: Thank you, Dylan. Thank you very much, mate. 602 00:45:32,108 --> 00:45:36,988 I'm gonna fuck that girl by the end of the night. I promise you both. 603 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:44,204 MURPH: What? 604 00:45:45,914 --> 00:45:49,125 That's what Louie said to us the first time he saw Irene. 605 00:45:50,502 --> 00:45:52,921 Johann's birthday. Party at the beach. 606 00:45:53,421 --> 00:45:54,881 Really scenic. 607 00:45:54,881 --> 00:45:56,383 Waves. 608 00:45:56,383 --> 00:45:58,009 Sand. 609 00:45:58,551 --> 00:45:59,886 Seagulls. 610 00:46:00,512 --> 00:46:01,805 It was beautiful. 611 00:46:01,805 --> 00:46:05,141 Oh, and Louie, he didn't even know who she was. 612 00:46:06,142 --> 00:46:07,644 But he wanted her. 613 00:46:07,644 --> 00:46:09,771 - CHARLIE: Dylan. - He didn't even know who she was there with, 614 00:46:09,771 --> 00:46:12,399 if she was available, but old Louie wanted her. 615 00:46:12,899 --> 00:46:16,069 - CHARLIE: Dylan. - And then Irene got drunk, like really drunk. 616 00:46:17,904 --> 00:46:20,031 And Louie was sober. 617 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,536 In fact, a clever onlooker might have been able to tell you 618 00:46:24,536 --> 00:46:25,912 that old Louie over here 619 00:46:26,329 --> 00:46:28,665 was a bit more generous when pouring the drinks 620 00:46:28,665 --> 00:46:32,168 for his new best friend Irene than he was when he was 621 00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,920 pouring those drinks for himself. 622 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,422 And in the end, hey! 623 00:46:35,422 --> 00:46:39,467 That was the first time Louie fucked Irene. 624 00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:42,220 Hey? 625 00:46:44,681 --> 00:46:47,684 Or shouldn't I have said that? 626 00:46:54,566 --> 00:46:56,192 Is that true? 627 00:46:57,444 --> 00:46:59,195 IRENE: Of course not. 628 00:47:00,071 --> 00:47:03,325 Johann's was months before we even started seeing each other. 629 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:07,120 I had no idea who he was, he was just, like... 630 00:47:07,579 --> 00:47:09,706 super all awkward with me the entire night. 631 00:47:12,459 --> 00:47:13,710 Really? 632 00:47:14,961 --> 00:47:18,340 Gotta tell ya, the boys had a very different kind kind of story on the night. 633 00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:20,342 But hey! Wow. 634 00:47:20,842 --> 00:47:24,721 In light of this recent news, I take it all back. 635 00:47:25,722 --> 00:47:27,974 False alarm, everyone. 636 00:47:27,974 --> 00:47:31,478 Turns out Louie actually is a really good guy. 637 00:47:43,615 --> 00:47:46,910 It's just a joke, guys. 638 00:48:02,050 --> 00:48:03,385 Okay. 639 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,209 Okay. I don't like that. I don't... 640 00:48:36,584 --> 00:48:40,046 Grace, how many bucks parties have you gone to? 641 00:48:40,046 --> 00:48:40,964 Does it matter? 642 00:48:40,964 --> 00:48:42,048 He's right. 643 00:48:43,216 --> 00:48:44,342 Listen, I get it. 644 00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:46,052 You haven't been to many of these. 645 00:48:46,052 --> 00:48:48,805 But what you gotta understand about a bucks party is that 646 00:48:48,805 --> 00:48:51,599 whatever happens, it's all just for a laugh. 647 00:48:51,599 --> 00:48:53,184 - Oh. - Nothing's ever serious. 648 00:48:53,184 --> 00:48:54,936 Nothing's ever real. 649 00:48:55,437 --> 00:48:58,481 - You’re just supposed to... - Let the boys play. 650 00:48:58,481 --> 00:49:00,692 I get it. 651 00:49:07,699 --> 00:49:10,201 So, Sam. How's your sex life? 652 00:49:11,077 --> 00:49:12,704 - Modest. - Special someone? 653 00:49:12,704 --> 00:49:15,331 - SAM: I already told you. - GRACE: Right. Yes. 654 00:49:15,957 --> 00:49:16,958 Special someones. 655 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:18,334 - DYLAN: Oh. - CHARLIE: What? 656 00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:19,711 DYLAN: That's dangerous, mate. 657 00:49:20,462 --> 00:49:21,588 What? 658 00:49:22,088 --> 00:49:23,047 How many? 659 00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:25,967 Not many. Couple girlfriends, couple boyfriends. 660 00:49:26,384 --> 00:49:27,385 Well, who's better? 661 00:49:27,385 --> 00:49:28,636 I don't have a preference. 662 00:49:28,636 --> 00:49:32,348 That's my preference. I prefer the best parts 663 00:49:32,348 --> 00:49:33,975 of being with lots of people. 664 00:49:33,975 --> 00:49:36,603 Fair enough. You're like that little experiment rat 665 00:49:36,603 --> 00:49:38,980 pressing the cum button over and over again until he dies. 666 00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:39,606 The what? 667 00:49:39,606 --> 00:49:40,857 It's a real experiment. 668 00:49:40,857 --> 00:49:44,402 I'm not trying to rally you up, mate. I'm just curious how it works. 669 00:49:44,402 --> 00:49:47,197 Well, I've never been happier about myself than when I've been alone. 670 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,157 That's what I think. if you really want to know. 671 00:49:49,157 --> 00:49:50,700 Well, you wanna know what I think? 672 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,161 - No. - I think it's a phase. 673 00:49:53,161 --> 00:49:53,786 Okay. 674 00:49:53,786 --> 00:49:57,040 I think you're looking for a reason to be selfish, to sleep around, 675 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,875 which is totally fine. 676 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:01,503 I just wish you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it. 677 00:50:01,503 --> 00:50:02,879 I hear that a lot from people like you. 678 00:50:02,879 --> 00:50:03,671 People like me? 679 00:50:03,671 --> 00:50:05,882 People who are a bit green. No offence. 680 00:50:05,882 --> 00:50:07,509 So who says I have no experience? 681 00:50:07,509 --> 00:50:09,802 You're a Christian girl in your twenties 682 00:50:09,802 --> 00:50:12,263 engaged to a Christian guy in his twenties. 683 00:50:13,014 --> 00:50:15,308 Oi, can you tell? 684 00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:18,436 - Tell what? - Shhhhhh. 685 00:50:18,436 --> 00:50:21,898 It's a party trick. He learnt it at a convention. 686 00:50:34,035 --> 00:50:35,036 Well, yeah. 687 00:50:35,036 --> 00:50:37,914 - We're virgins, if that's what this is about. - Oh my god. 688 00:50:37,914 --> 00:50:40,333 I don't see what that's got to do with anything though. 689 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:42,919 Even you would admit there's more than that to a relationship. 690 00:50:42,919 --> 00:50:45,296 SAM: Even me? Yeah, I would. 691 00:50:45,672 --> 00:50:46,923 You bring up a good point though. 692 00:50:46,923 --> 00:50:48,591 You don't really know what you'd be getting, do you? 693 00:50:48,591 --> 00:50:50,051 DYLAN: Oohh, spoilers, Grace. 694 00:50:50,051 --> 00:50:52,178 He's packing absolute razorback down there. 695 00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:55,056 - It's a fucking hog. - Shut the heck up, man. 696 00:50:55,056 --> 00:50:56,808 Oh no, sorry. I'm lying. It's not. 697 00:50:56,808 --> 00:50:58,935 Eight billion little puzzle pieces across the world 698 00:50:58,935 --> 00:51:01,688 and you've just stumbled across the only one that will ever fit. 699 00:51:01,688 --> 00:51:03,690 You're telling me you've never met anyone like Charlie before? 700 00:51:03,690 --> 00:51:07,443 I have never met anyone like Charlie. 701 00:51:07,819 --> 00:51:08,820 Oh yeah? 702 00:51:10,446 --> 00:51:11,823 MURPH: Tell me when you feel it. 703 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,838 It's like you're just ignoring the entire concept of commitment. 704 00:51:26,838 --> 00:51:30,341 Yeah. The most toxic idea that monogamy has taught the world is 705 00:51:30,341 --> 00:51:32,969 that we all deserve to be loved unconditionally. 706 00:51:32,969 --> 00:51:34,596 I believe in conditions. 707 00:51:34,596 --> 00:51:36,347 GRACE: Things can't always be good. 708 00:51:36,347 --> 00:51:38,224 SAM: But that's my point. They can always be good. 709 00:51:38,224 --> 00:51:41,102 GRACE: No, no, that's my point. 710 00:51:41,102 --> 00:51:45,607 The best type of love is not a high, it's not a feeling. 711 00:51:45,607 --> 00:51:47,108 It's a daily decision. 712 00:51:47,108 --> 00:51:50,653 I choose my life with you again today. 713 00:51:50,987 --> 00:51:53,281 Even when it's bad. Even when they fuck up. 714 00:51:53,281 --> 00:51:57,619 Even when I might not necessarily be in love here in this moment. 715 00:51:57,619 --> 00:52:00,496 I mean, that's the good stuff. That's the juice, really. 716 00:52:02,874 --> 00:52:06,002 I try to have faith in the people that I love. 717 00:52:14,761 --> 00:52:16,054 - MURPH: I'm alright. - You done? 718 00:52:16,054 --> 00:52:17,138 You don't need to do that. 719 00:52:20,141 --> 00:52:21,893 They're still eating. 720 00:52:32,403 --> 00:52:36,324 Um, anyway, I also have a lot of questions. 721 00:52:36,324 --> 00:52:38,660 - I feel like I've said enough. - How do we fit... 722 00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:40,787 into your equation? 723 00:52:40,787 --> 00:52:42,163 We? 724 00:52:42,163 --> 00:52:43,373 Yeah. 725 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,167 Me and Louie. How does that work? 726 00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:48,169 I feel like our type of relationship doesn't even 727 00:52:48,169 --> 00:52:49,420 make sense with what you're saying. 728 00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:51,172 I don't really know your type of relationship. 729 00:52:51,172 --> 00:52:52,548 - Irene. - You seem to think 730 00:52:52,548 --> 00:52:55,176 nobody really needs one person. 731 00:52:55,176 --> 00:52:59,430 Right? You think there's a lot of people that could just work for anyone? 732 00:53:02,183 --> 00:53:05,561 Well, that hasn't really been my experience because... 733 00:53:06,938 --> 00:53:08,439 I need Louie. 734 00:53:08,731 --> 00:53:10,692 Right? I need only Louie. 735 00:53:10,692 --> 00:53:14,070 I mean, I can't even be away from him. 736 00:53:14,445 --> 00:53:16,197 We've figured out it's actually 737 00:53:16,197 --> 00:53:18,074 some type of separation anxiety, 738 00:53:18,074 --> 00:53:21,077 'cause the only way I don't get it is when I'm with him. 739 00:53:21,703 --> 00:53:24,205 Nobody else will work, so... 740 00:53:24,997 --> 00:53:28,209 in our mind, there is no other choice in the world for me. 741 00:53:29,085 --> 00:53:30,962 Louie is all there is. 742 00:53:31,713 --> 00:53:35,007 I wonder how that sounds to someone like you. 743 00:53:37,468 --> 00:53:41,013 So what happens when you're alone? 744 00:53:46,227 --> 00:53:48,771 I take a pill. 745 00:53:50,481 --> 00:53:51,858 Puts me to sleep, 746 00:53:51,858 --> 00:53:53,860 and I wake up and by then he's back. 747 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:54,986 Sedatives? 748 00:53:54,986 --> 00:53:57,989 Yeah, something called Trixopan. I take it almost every day. 749 00:53:57,989 --> 00:53:59,532 I'm actually on it right now. 750 00:53:59,532 --> 00:54:01,409 And this is the way you've been living? 751 00:54:01,409 --> 00:54:02,744 Not the entire time. 752 00:54:03,244 --> 00:54:04,620 Started about a year ago. 753 00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:06,372 At Tiki Night? 754 00:54:06,748 --> 00:54:08,499 Well, yeah. Louie says so. 755 00:54:08,499 --> 00:54:11,002 Louie says so? This is Louie's theory? 756 00:54:11,502 --> 00:54:15,131 Well, he says maybe it's, you know, I feel guilty about what I did 757 00:54:15,131 --> 00:54:18,676 and this is my body's way of processing that. 758 00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:21,012 A trade off. 759 00:54:22,513 --> 00:54:24,390 Right? 760 00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:30,313 We use trixopan to sedate the cats at the zoo. 761 00:54:30,313 --> 00:54:32,023 DYLAN: Like street cats? 762 00:54:32,023 --> 00:54:35,526 No, like lions. Except we shoot ours from a gun. 763 00:54:35,526 --> 00:54:37,945 I didn't even realize you could get it as a pill. 764 00:54:38,279 --> 00:54:39,906 You're getting this from a doctor, Irene? 765 00:54:39,906 --> 00:54:42,074 I think her doctor is at the table. 766 00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:45,161 Um, I look after her if that's how you mean. 767 00:54:46,287 --> 00:54:48,289 She can't even drive. 768 00:54:48,289 --> 00:54:50,750 - She doesn't even have a phone. - Why can't she have a phone? 769 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:52,418 Because he says it'll only make my anxiety worse. 770 00:54:52,418 --> 00:54:54,837 It does only make your anxiety worse. 771 00:55:01,427 --> 00:55:06,933 Listen, um, I think we're all just, kind of, seeing this from the middle. 772 00:55:06,933 --> 00:55:09,936 Yeah? Um, no one here is asking for an intervention. 773 00:55:09,936 --> 00:55:11,938 No one asks for an intervention. That's the point. 774 00:55:11,938 --> 00:55:14,690 It's not an intervention, okay. We're just concerned. 775 00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:17,068 No, we're not concerned. We're not concerned. 776 00:55:17,068 --> 00:55:17,985 Stone him! 777 00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:19,195 GRACE: It's heavy stuff! 778 00:55:19,195 --> 00:55:22,615 Well, what's he supposed to do, Be a gentleman and knock her out himself? 779 00:55:22,949 --> 00:55:25,076 She's unwell, right? You're unwell. 780 00:55:25,076 --> 00:55:26,577 SAM: it might be worth seeing a professional. 781 00:55:26,577 --> 00:55:28,704 Ah, I think she really has enough opinions. Thank you, Sam. 782 00:55:28,704 --> 00:55:30,373 No, it sounds like she's full of opinions. 783 00:55:30,373 --> 00:55:32,208 We're just having a conversation, Louie. 784 00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:34,710 Maybe now is not the time to have that conversation, Grace. 785 00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:36,963 Look, I... 786 00:55:37,755 --> 00:55:41,759 I see nothing wrong. 787 00:55:42,468 --> 00:55:43,594 Sometimes when, when we, 788 00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:45,388 when we see things laid out like this, 789 00:55:45,388 --> 00:55:47,598 it might not sound 790 00:55:47,598 --> 00:55:49,976 or seem, um, quite... 791 00:55:50,476 --> 00:55:53,354 right. 792 00:55:56,357 --> 00:56:00,361 But maybe. Maybe it's, it's, it's kind of different to, 793 00:56:00,361 --> 00:56:02,238 to to to all that, I mean. 794 00:56:03,114 --> 00:56:04,615 God, it's not like you 795 00:56:05,408 --> 00:56:06,409 you know. 796 00:56:06,742 --> 00:56:08,619 I don't know. It's different, right? 797 00:56:09,245 --> 00:56:11,247 Like it's, um, you know. 798 00:56:11,247 --> 00:56:12,790 It's different. 799 00:56:12,790 --> 00:56:14,792 You know how it is, right? 800 00:56:20,172 --> 00:56:22,133 Right? 801 00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:31,183 SAM: Your legs feel so nice though. 802 00:56:42,403 --> 00:56:45,781 This isn't at all how I wanted everything to go. 803 00:56:51,787 --> 00:56:53,205 I love Irene. 804 00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:56,042 More than anything. 805 00:56:57,168 --> 00:57:01,297 Sure, we've been on a bit of a journey over the last year. 806 00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:03,174 Couple of months ago, 807 00:57:03,174 --> 00:57:05,593 I didn't even know if I'd be standing here at all. 808 00:57:07,178 --> 00:57:09,680 So I figured, um... 809 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:14,685 Why not make the most of the opportunity with you all here? 810 00:57:14,685 --> 00:57:17,313 Our nearest and our dearest. 811 00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:21,442 Honey, I had a thought. 812 00:57:26,072 --> 00:57:27,990 Why wait? 813 00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:29,575 You're all we need. 814 00:57:30,326 --> 00:57:32,203 Honey, Irene, can you stand up for me? 815 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,455 Honey, can you just stand up? 816 00:57:34,455 --> 00:57:35,581 No, it's okay. 817 00:57:35,581 --> 00:57:37,959 I'm really lucky to have one of my longest friends here, Murph, 818 00:57:37,959 --> 00:57:40,002 who's willing to unite us tonight, me and my wife. 819 00:57:40,336 --> 00:57:43,464 He's a certified marriage celebrant, so it's all for real! 820 00:57:43,464 --> 00:57:46,342 Louie, no, no, we don't need to do that. 821 00:57:48,344 --> 00:57:49,220 Let's just go right now! 822 00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:51,138 No, no, that's OK. No, we don't need to do... 823 00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:51,973 Louie, hey, we don't need to... 824 00:57:54,266 --> 00:57:55,059 What the fuck? 825 00:57:55,059 --> 00:57:57,853 We have come together tonight to witness the marriage of... 826 00:57:59,772 --> 00:58:00,898 SAM: Stop, stop, stop, stop! 827 00:58:00,898 --> 00:58:02,733 LOUIE: What the fuck are you doing, you little snake? 828 00:58:02,733 --> 00:58:03,734 Don't touch her! 829 00:58:22,878 --> 00:58:24,213 CHARLIE: Oh, heaven! 830 00:58:24,213 --> 00:58:25,506 LOUIE: Shit, someone help him. 831 00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:24,565 Hey, is every... 832 00:59:25,316 --> 00:59:27,443 ls everything alright? 833 00:59:28,944 --> 00:59:31,072 Do you wanna go? 834 00:59:35,951 --> 00:59:38,079 - Hey, hey, how's... - I'm sorry. 835 00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:39,580 Oh, no, don't say sorry. Don't. 836 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:41,457 No, it's fine. It's fine. 837 00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:44,835 Oh, no, I'm sorry. I just, I wanted to make... 838 00:59:44,835 --> 00:59:47,963 I'm just gonna steal your girl for a sec, okay? 839 00:59:53,219 --> 00:59:54,595 Grace, I'm really sorry. I just... 840 00:59:54,595 --> 00:59:58,265 Um, just wait, wait. Okay. 841 00:59:58,849 --> 01:00:01,977 Okay, so, what was that? 842 01:00:01,977 --> 01:00:03,729 What I, I'm so sorry. 843 01:00:03,729 --> 01:00:05,773 - I think I misspoke. I.. - What? 844 01:00:06,732 --> 01:00:08,275 - Oh my god, are they watching? - What? 845 01:00:08,275 --> 01:00:09,485 - Oh fuck, are they? - Oh my god. No. 846 01:00:09,485 --> 01:00:10,361 Don't worry about them. 847 01:00:10,361 --> 01:00:12,488 - I made such a scene! - Hey, shhh! Shhh! 848 01:00:12,488 --> 01:00:14,615 That's not about them. Okay? 849 01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:18,786 Look, no, Grace, I misspoke. I really love Louie. I do. 850 01:00:18,786 --> 01:00:22,373 - I’ve just got, I've just got a lot going on, you know? - Yeah. Yeah. 851 01:00:22,373 --> 01:00:25,376 Look, I need to talk to you, okay? 852 01:00:25,376 --> 01:00:26,752 About what you said at dinner. 853 01:00:26,752 --> 01:00:28,587 - I mean, none of that... - Yo, yo. ls everything all right? 854 01:00:28,671 --> 01:00:29,380 Not now, Charlie. 855 01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:30,631 No, no. It's chill. I just wanted to... 856 01:00:30,631 --> 01:00:31,757 CHARLIE! 857 01:00:33,259 --> 01:00:35,261 Go away! 858 01:00:44,395 --> 01:00:46,438 - Hey... - Was this the secret? 859 01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:47,565 What? 860 01:00:48,399 --> 01:00:49,817 You said... 861 01:00:50,776 --> 01:00:52,778 Was this the plan? 862 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,407 Oh my god, you, you... 863 01:00:56,407 --> 01:00:58,784 you knew this was going to happen tonight and... 864 01:01:00,035 --> 01:01:02,163 Why didn't you tell me? 865 01:01:03,914 --> 01:01:06,417 Grace, why didn't you tell me? 866 01:01:08,544 --> 01:01:09,962 I don't, um... 867 01:02:03,349 --> 01:02:04,350 Oi. 868 01:02:04,767 --> 01:02:06,018 What the heck was that? 869 01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:09,480 - Huh?! - Ease up, wasn't my idea. 870 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,775 I mean, it was kind of nice, in a romantic sense. 871 01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:16,111 Fucking retarded though. I personally wouldn't have done it that way. 872 01:02:19,865 --> 01:02:21,367 Congratulations. 873 01:02:21,992 --> 01:02:23,619 Hope I didn't ruin anything. 874 01:02:23,619 --> 01:02:25,621 No, I liked it. 875 01:02:26,497 --> 01:02:29,541 You're like, um, you're like my Shrek. 876 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,377 Shut the fuck up. 877 01:02:32,503 --> 01:02:34,421 No, I like him. 878 01:02:35,005 --> 01:02:36,298 Are you even an actual celebrant? 879 01:02:36,298 --> 01:02:38,300 Yep, I'm an actual celebrant. 880 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:39,885 What? Louie made you do the course? 881 01:02:39,885 --> 01:02:41,136 No, you can just buy it online. 882 01:02:41,512 --> 01:02:43,264 I'm fine. I just had a moment. That's all. 883 01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:45,307 You call that a moment? 884 01:02:46,183 --> 01:02:47,393 Look, forget about it. 885 01:02:47,393 --> 01:02:49,186 It had nothing to do with you. 886 01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:52,523 Yeah, it does. You invite me here out of the blue 887 01:02:52,523 --> 01:02:54,900 and then you tell me your fiancé is like 888 01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:57,778 fucking with you historically or whatever. 889 01:02:57,778 --> 01:03:00,781 I'm saying, I'm here to help and you're telling me no? 890 01:03:01,198 --> 01:03:02,908 Right, so you broke the law. That's so cool, dude. 891 01:03:02,908 --> 01:03:04,785 Oh, who cares? No one cares. It's all for love. 892 01:03:04,785 --> 01:03:06,912 You could've really effed things up for Louie back there. 893 01:03:06,912 --> 01:03:09,039 I think he might've done that for himself, just quietly. 894 01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:11,041 He'll be right. You can't blame Louie. 895 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,668 Can't ya? 896 01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:15,546 And this business with the pills? Separation anxiety? 897 01:03:15,546 --> 01:03:17,298 That can't be a healthy situation for her. 898 01:03:17,298 --> 01:03:21,051 Ah, I think it's none of our business. No one's taking sides here. 899 01:03:21,051 --> 01:03:23,512 Sure, but don't you think it's a bit grubby? 900 01:03:23,595 --> 01:03:24,805 It's a bit, I don't know. 901 01:03:24,805 --> 01:03:27,558 It just feels a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit rapey. It's a bit like... 902 01:03:27,558 --> 01:03:28,058 What?! 903 01:03:28,058 --> 01:03:30,102 I mean, that's what it's like, right? It's a bit rapey. 904 01:03:30,102 --> 01:03:31,687 It's almost like a three year long date rape. 905 01:03:31,687 --> 01:03:32,813 Stop! You can't just say that word. 906 01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:34,106 Exactly. Right? 907 01:03:34,106 --> 01:03:35,566 It's like a marriage rape. 908 01:03:35,566 --> 01:03:36,692 Oi. 909 01:03:36,692 --> 01:03:38,569 You reckon you have fucks her on those pills? 910 01:03:38,652 --> 01:03:39,820 Stop! 911 01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:40,946 I'm only wondering.. 912 01:03:40,946 --> 01:03:43,198 What? Are you a marriage counselor now? 913 01:03:43,198 --> 01:03:45,117 No, I'm not certified for that. 914 01:03:45,451 --> 01:03:48,454 You think everything Irene said back there was true? 915 01:03:48,454 --> 01:03:50,581 She's clearly emotional and on drugs. 916 01:03:50,581 --> 01:03:52,082 It doesn't matter. 917 01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:54,960 She doesn't have to have a reason to not be with Louie, she can just not. 918 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,005 She never said she was unhappy with the situation, she was just saying 919 01:03:58,005 --> 01:03:58,881 I'm getting a different impression. 920 01:03:58,881 --> 01:04:01,884 There's nothing illegal about what's going on here, okay? 921 01:04:01,884 --> 01:04:03,469 Oh, nice. I'm gonna write that one into the vows. 922 01:04:03,469 --> 01:04:08,640 Look, I know for a fact that Louie is a good guy. 923 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,476 So... 924 01:04:10,559 --> 01:04:12,269 And anyway, that's her decision. 925 01:04:12,269 --> 01:04:15,105 It's not up to us as men 926 01:04:15,105 --> 01:04:16,482 to decide what she needs. 927 01:04:16,482 --> 01:04:19,860 It's pretty old fashioned thinking if you actually think about it. 928 01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,362 And anyway, even if she did want out, 929 01:04:21,362 --> 01:04:22,863 that's pretty rich coming from a guy 930 01:04:22,863 --> 01:04:24,114 that just sprang a prize wed--- 931 01:04:25,616 --> 01:04:28,744 Okay, but I didn't say any of those things, did I? 932 01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:30,496 And I didn't invite you. 933 01:04:30,496 --> 01:04:31,747 Of course you did. 934 01:04:32,122 --> 01:04:33,791 Don't you think you owe me an explanation? 935 01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:35,501 Sam, this is Louie's bucks night. 936 01:04:35,501 --> 01:04:36,919 I didn't invite you. 937 01:04:37,628 --> 01:04:41,507 Look, I'm sorry, but I don't need you to be here. 938 01:04:45,511 --> 01:04:46,512 Come with me. 939 01:04:46,512 --> 01:04:47,638 What? 940 01:04:47,638 --> 01:04:49,264 De facto. 941 01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:51,517 I'll put you up. You can get your visa. 942 01:04:51,517 --> 01:04:53,310 It doesn't have to be like this. 943 01:04:53,310 --> 01:04:56,897 It doesn't have to be like romantic or anything. It can just be like before. 944 01:04:56,897 --> 01:04:58,148 It makes so much sense. 945 01:04:58,148 --> 01:05:00,901 But it doesn't, at all. 946 01:05:01,276 --> 01:05:03,529 But why, Irene? Why choose this? 947 01:05:03,529 --> 01:05:04,655 What, instead of you? 948 01:05:04,655 --> 01:05:06,281 I mean, instead of anything. 949 01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:10,327 Because... I understand it. 950 01:05:10,327 --> 01:05:12,621 Everything is simple with Louie. Everything is defined. 951 01:05:12,621 --> 01:05:14,581 Okay, define 'fucked'. 952 01:05:14,581 --> 01:05:16,417 I say yes to everything. 953 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:17,793 Sure, then you're an addict. 954 01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:20,546 You take sedatives every day. You're an addict. 955 01:05:20,546 --> 01:05:21,713 I'm not doing this for fun. 956 01:05:21,797 --> 01:05:23,715 I just wish you would tell me how I could help. 957 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:26,677 Yeah, but you wouldn't know how, would you? 958 01:05:26,677 --> 01:05:28,053 God, none of you people realise 959 01:05:28,053 --> 01:05:31,932 what it's like to be completely responsible for someone else's happiness. 960 01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:34,184 I do. 961 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,103 I owe Louie happiness. 962 01:05:36,103 --> 01:05:37,938 For what? 963 01:05:38,689 --> 01:05:40,315 So you're punishing yourself? 964 01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:41,567 No, I'm listening to myself. 965 01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:42,693 No, you're not! 966 01:05:42,693 --> 01:05:45,070 If you were, you'd realise this is fucking insane. 967 01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:47,823 None of this makes any sense. 968 01:05:48,198 --> 01:05:49,199 Yes, it does. 969 01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,452 Okay, Sam, when you're in it, it does. 970 01:05:51,827 --> 01:05:53,579 If you're so happy, then why did you say all that stuff? 971 01:05:53,579 --> 01:05:56,248 Maybe I just wanted to hear it all out loud for once. 972 01:05:56,623 --> 01:05:59,084 I can be your listener. 973 01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:03,589 Sam, sweetheart. Look, you have been. 974 01:06:04,715 --> 01:06:05,716 Okay? 975 01:06:05,716 --> 01:06:08,635 But right now, all I'm asking from you is for you to just 976 01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:11,221 let me figure this out on my own. 977 01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:17,019 You think you can? 978 01:06:34,244 --> 01:06:36,371 What? Why are you thinking? 979 01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:38,874 I'm not thinking. 980 01:06:38,874 --> 01:06:40,709 What, are you saying you wanna call it off? 981 01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:43,128 No. No fucking way. 982 01:06:43,629 --> 01:06:45,005 Are you sure that's a good idea? 983 01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:48,675 Mate, this is exactly what we need right now. 984 01:07:12,658 --> 01:07:14,576 Surprise. 985 01:07:18,288 --> 01:07:21,041 Listen, I think maybe we should just go have a little chat. 986 01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:22,543 Maybe talk a little bit about what just happened. 987 01:07:22,543 --> 01:07:24,294 Not right now. 988 01:07:35,931 --> 01:07:38,308 Quick one whilst I've got everyone here 989 01:07:38,308 --> 01:07:39,935 Um... 990 01:07:42,187 --> 01:07:44,314 I know there were some things 991 01:07:44,314 --> 01:07:46,567 said at dinner. 992 01:07:46,567 --> 01:07:48,819 You might have some questions. 993 01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:50,445 That's fine. 994 01:07:51,446 --> 01:07:55,325 It's important to remember that we've all 995 01:07:55,325 --> 01:07:57,077 had a bit to drink 996 01:07:57,077 --> 01:08:01,206 and some other stuff, too... 997 01:08:02,207 --> 01:08:07,087 Maybe, maybe I got carried away. 998 01:08:07,462 --> 01:08:10,257 I'll put my hand up. I'm guilty too. 999 01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:14,469 But we've all had the chance to talk... 1000 01:08:15,596 --> 01:08:18,265 and we've, um... 1001 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:24,896 uh, maybe... maybe let's not talk about it anymore. 1002 01:08:24,896 --> 01:08:28,609 Maybe we've talked enough about it. 1003 01:08:38,619 --> 01:08:40,996 Well said. 1004 01:08:51,006 --> 01:08:55,886 Maybe, we could play a game? That could be fun. 1005 01:08:56,637 --> 01:08:58,388 - Paranoia. - Dylan. 1006 01:08:58,388 --> 01:09:01,266 Now I'm only explaining this once, so play, pay attention. 1007 01:09:01,266 --> 01:09:05,646 So, we go around the circle like Asian whispers, yeah. 1008 01:09:05,646 --> 01:09:10,525 Except when it's your turn, you're gonna be hearing a secret question, 1009 01:09:10,525 --> 01:09:13,278 whispered in your ear. 1010 01:09:13,278 --> 01:09:15,906 And the answer's gonna be someone in this circle. 1011 01:09:15,906 --> 01:09:18,450 So, um... 1012 01:09:18,909 --> 01:09:20,911 Most likely to fuck a possum? 1013 01:09:20,911 --> 01:09:22,412 - Charlie. - Oi. 1014 01:09:22,412 --> 01:09:24,164 Fine. Sorry mate. 1015 01:09:24,164 --> 01:09:26,667 Most likely to be an asexual? 1016 01:09:26,667 --> 01:09:27,793 - Charlie. - No. 1017 01:09:27,793 --> 01:09:29,169 Well which is it then? 1018 01:09:29,544 --> 01:09:31,088 MURPH: So we tell everyone the question? 1019 01:09:31,088 --> 01:09:32,339 DYLAN: No. 1020 01:09:32,673 --> 01:09:35,425 Circles only gonna hear the answer to the question. 1021 01:09:35,425 --> 01:09:37,177 I then flip a coin. 1022 01:09:37,177 --> 01:09:38,929 If it's heads, 1023 01:09:38,929 --> 01:09:41,473 then we all get to hear the question, right? 1024 01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:45,811 But if it's tails, then nobody gets to hear the question. 1025 01:09:46,186 --> 01:09:50,190 You may be the answer to a question that you never hear. 1026 01:09:52,067 --> 01:09:54,069 That's why it's called... 1027 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:56,571 Paranoia. 1028 01:09:56,947 --> 01:09:58,198 You don't have to play. 1029 01:09:58,573 --> 01:09:59,199 I want to play. 1030 01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:00,742 Everyone's playing! 1031 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,293 Dylan. 1032 01:10:51,626 --> 01:10:52,878 Oh. 1033 01:10:58,884 --> 01:11:00,552 Heads, dick head. 1034 01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:03,388 Which of the boys I'd most like to root. 1035 01:11:03,889 --> 01:11:04,890 You! 1036 01:11:04,890 --> 01:11:06,391 CHARLIE: I didn't say 'boys', dude. 1037 01:11:06,391 --> 01:11:07,642 MURPH: Get over here! 1038 01:11:08,393 --> 01:11:09,519 I'm gonna get another drink. 1039 01:11:09,519 --> 01:11:10,937 Oi. 1040 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:36,338 Louie. 1041 01:11:51,561 --> 01:11:53,855 Tails. 1042 01:11:57,192 --> 01:11:59,736 What? What does that mean? 1043 01:11:59,736 --> 01:12:01,112 What was the question? 1044 01:12:02,072 --> 01:12:05,700 It's a secret. I don't have to tell you. 1045 01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:21,091 Louie. 1046 01:12:28,598 --> 01:12:29,724 Tails again. 1047 01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:32,352 Bad luck. 1048 01:12:43,238 --> 01:12:45,156 I think it's your turn, honey. 1049 01:13:41,922 --> 01:13:43,298 Um... 1050 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:52,307 Louie. 1051 01:14:00,690 --> 01:14:02,192 Toss it. 1052 01:14:32,722 --> 01:14:35,100 Tails. 1053 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:38,353 That's dreadful. 1054 01:14:39,354 --> 01:14:41,481 Bad luck. 1055 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:22,647 Charlie. 1056 01:15:29,946 --> 01:15:31,781 Heads. 1057 01:15:36,661 --> 01:15:38,288 Well, what then? 1058 01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:42,667 Most likely to fuck a mate's sister. 1059 01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:47,297 DYLAN: it was a joke. 1060 01:15:50,175 --> 01:15:51,926 It was a joke. 1061 01:16:01,352 --> 01:16:04,189 - It was a joke. - This isn't a fucking joke! 1062 01:16:08,318 --> 01:16:09,194 This is an attack. 1063 01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:10,945 This is a personal fucking attack. 1064 01:16:10,945 --> 01:16:12,113 GRACE: What's going on, Charlie? 1065 01:16:12,113 --> 01:16:13,573 - You don't know me. - No, I don't. 1066 01:16:13,573 --> 01:16:14,574 You don't fucking know me. 1067 01:16:14,574 --> 01:16:15,575 What are you fucking doing here? 1068 01:16:15,575 --> 01:16:16,576 Why are you even here? 1069 01:16:17,077 --> 01:16:18,078 Why are you even fucking here? 1070 01:16:18,078 --> 01:16:19,579 You fucking cumrat! 1071 01:16:19,579 --> 01:16:21,498 MURPH: What's the problem? You said at dinner you're a virgin. 1072 01:16:21,498 --> 01:16:22,832 I am a virgin! 1073 01:16:22,832 --> 01:16:23,875 Fuck! 1074 01:16:26,336 --> 01:16:27,962 I am a virgin. 1075 01:16:27,962 --> 01:16:30,632 Okay? I'm a virgin. 1076 01:16:31,341 --> 01:16:34,135 I am a fucking virgin. 1077 01:16:35,470 --> 01:16:37,222 I'm a virgin, okay? 1078 01:16:37,597 --> 01:16:38,348 Oh fuck. 1079 01:16:38,348 --> 01:16:41,351 I'm a fucking virgin. I am a virgin. 1080 01:16:41,351 --> 01:16:42,977 Fuck. 1081 01:17:18,429 --> 01:17:19,889 Huh? 1082 01:17:23,935 --> 01:17:25,019 - What the fuck! - Oh fuck! 1083 01:17:25,436 --> 01:17:27,522 - Oh fuck! - You fucking cunt. 1084 01:17:27,522 --> 01:17:29,524 Yeah, big funny fucking prick. 1085 01:17:29,899 --> 01:17:30,525 Funny man. 1086 01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:31,651 Stop! 1087 01:17:31,651 --> 01:17:32,402 Charlie, stop! 1088 01:17:32,402 --> 01:17:33,403 Ah! 1089 01:17:35,405 --> 01:17:36,531 CHARLIE: Ow! 1090 01:17:39,534 --> 01:17:42,412 Oh my fucking, you fucking prick. 1091 01:17:42,412 --> 01:17:45,415 You just fucking... 1092 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:49,419 Yeah, yeah. That's what you get for fucking my sister! 1093 01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:51,796 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1094 01:17:53,298 --> 01:17:55,425 Ah! 1095 01:17:55,425 --> 01:17:57,552 Wet willy! 1096 01:18:00,930 --> 01:18:02,432 - You stupid cunt. - You stupid cunt. 1097 01:18:02,432 --> 01:18:03,808 - You stupid. - You stupid. 1098 01:18:03,808 --> 01:18:08,313 You stupid. You stupid. You stupid, ah. 1099 01:18:09,939 --> 01:18:12,817 Oh, oh, oh yeah. 1100 01:18:13,568 --> 01:18:18,573 Oh, ah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1101 01:18:18,573 --> 01:18:20,700 Fuck. Hey. I'm sorry. 1102 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,535 Okay, let's just, let's forget about it, yeah? 1103 01:18:22,535 --> 01:18:25,205 Let's just, let's just go. Hey, let's go. Let's go. 1104 01:18:25,205 --> 01:18:27,207 Let's fuck him. Let's go. Let's go right now. 1105 01:18:27,207 --> 01:18:28,583 - We'll do it now. - Let's go. 1106 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:30,501 - We'll just fucking go. Yeah. - Let's fucking go. 1107 01:18:30,501 --> 01:18:31,586 Let's fucking go. 1108 01:18:31,586 --> 01:18:34,255 - Let's go. - Let's go. 1109 01:18:34,714 --> 01:18:35,840 Let's go. 1110 01:18:52,732 --> 01:18:55,109 I think we need to talk. 1111 01:18:57,487 --> 01:18:58,988 - Honey. - Look, I... 1112 01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:40,905 CHARLIE: Prawns! Prawns! Prawns! Prawns! Prawns! 1113 01:19:45,410 --> 01:19:46,661 - Step on it, Dylan! - Hey! 1114 01:19:46,661 --> 01:19:49,580 A little bit of appreciation would be nice, alright. 1115 01:19:50,790 --> 01:19:52,417 We've a surprise for you! 1116 01:20:04,554 --> 01:20:06,973 ♪ Farewell and adieu to you Brisbane ladies ♪ 1117 01:20:06,973 --> 01:20:09,934 ♪ Ladies of Brisbane, for we've received orders ♪ 1118 01:20:09,934 --> 01:20:11,602 - ♪ to sail for Old England! ♪ - ♪ to sail for Old England! ♪ 1119 01:20:11,602 --> 01:20:14,605 ♪ We hope in some time to see you again! ♪ 1120 01:20:21,237 --> 01:20:23,197 Cut the fucking spack-attack! 1121 01:20:23,197 --> 01:20:25,825 It's not happening. The moment's passed. 1122 01:20:25,825 --> 01:20:28,828 - She needs me! - Shut up, Louie! I'm trying to drive here! 1123 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:30,455 Forget about her. 1124 01:20:30,455 --> 01:20:31,956 Here... 1125 01:20:35,501 --> 01:20:37,337 DYLAN: Breathe... 1126 01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:40,506 Breathe... 1127 01:20:41,591 --> 01:20:43,593 Breathe... 1128 01:21:13,498 --> 01:21:16,417 Ding! 1129 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:36,521 Irene! 1130 01:22:20,022 --> 01:22:22,942 ♪ She was a red hot hoochie-coocher ♪ 1131 01:22:23,693 --> 01:22:29,949 ♪ She was the roughest, toughest frail ♪ 1132 01:22:30,575 --> 01:22:34,829 ♪ But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale ♪ 1133 01:22:35,496 --> 01:22:41,085 ♪ Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi 1134 01:22:41,085 --> 01:22:45,590 - ♪ I'm not afraid, are you, Bimbo? - No. ♪ 1135 01:26:56,340 --> 01:26:58,592 Ketamine! It what the K stands for! 1136 01:26:58,592 --> 01:27:00,720 Special k-k-k-k-kay! 1137 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:03,139 I don't even remember what Irene looks like, anyway. 1138 01:27:03,139 --> 01:27:06,767 - Shut up, mate! - Pressed pills; this is spaced-aged shit, boys! 1139 01:27:06,767 --> 01:27:08,227 We're going to the moon! 1140 01:27:10,730 --> 01:27:13,274 No nangs for me, boys. I'm designated driver. 1141 01:27:13,274 --> 01:27:14,358 FUCK! 1142 01:28:26,430 --> 01:28:29,099 ♪ Now that fascists are in control... 1143 01:28:29,099 --> 01:28:32,686 Oooohh... just friends! 1144 01:28:33,312 --> 01:28:37,316 Well, can you stop being friends right in front of my friends? 1145 01:28:39,068 --> 01:28:42,321 You don't get to be friends with guys like him anymore, okay. 1146 01:28:42,321 --> 01:28:44,740 That's just, that's just how this works. 1147 01:28:44,740 --> 01:28:49,203 Just like I don't get to be friends with girls who wanna fuck me, huh! 1148 01:28:49,203 --> 01:28:52,832 ♪ So wind it up! Let it go! ♪ 1149 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:57,586 ♪ From Sydney Harbour to the Gulf of Mexico Wind it up! 1150 01:28:59,713 --> 01:29:01,632 SAM: I should try waxing mine. 1151 01:29:01,632 --> 01:29:04,134 I wonder how that affects the sweat, like... 1152 01:29:15,229 --> 01:29:17,356 IRENE: I guess we're done, then, Louie. 1153 01:29:18,148 --> 01:29:19,149 I think you should leave. 1154 01:29:19,608 --> 01:29:20,359 Well... 1155 01:29:21,861 --> 01:29:23,112 That's what I'm doing. 1156 01:29:23,737 --> 01:29:25,114 - Okay. - Okay wait, wait, wait, wait. 1157 01:29:25,114 --> 01:29:26,991 Let me get this straight. Okay, I'm... 1158 01:29:26,991 --> 01:29:29,618 I'm the villain here because I see you... 1159 01:29:29,618 --> 01:29:30,369 - Stop. - Find you... 1160 01:29:30,369 --> 01:29:31,537 Stop! Stop talking! 1161 01:29:31,537 --> 01:29:33,414 What does his cock taste like, huh? 1162 01:29:33,414 --> 01:29:35,124 Was he a good fuck? 1163 01:29:35,499 --> 01:29:37,126 - I hope it was fucking worth it! - STOP TALKING! 1164 01:29:40,629 --> 01:29:42,798 I've stopped listening. I don't care. 1165 01:29:42,798 --> 01:29:44,758 I don't care anymore. 1166 01:29:47,636 --> 01:29:50,764 God, you're not interesting to me anymore. 1167 01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:53,142 So boring. 1168 01:29:53,642 --> 01:29:56,645 You're so boring and you never were interesting. 1169 01:29:56,645 --> 01:29:59,440 I'm done and we're done, okay? 1170 01:30:02,026 --> 01:30:04,153 I know that. 1171 01:30:08,157 --> 01:30:11,785 I know why you're with me. 1172 01:30:13,537 --> 01:30:17,291 I know how much you love it here. 1173 01:30:22,588 --> 01:30:25,925 You'll be fine. 1174 01:30:50,449 --> 01:30:54,495 ♪ From Sydney Harbour to the Gulf, the Gulf, the Gulf ♪ 1175 01:30:54,828 --> 01:30:57,331 ♪ of Mexico... ♪ 1176 01:31:54,263 --> 01:31:55,305 AAAAHHHH!! 1177 01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:28,547 ♪ So wind it up... let it go... ♪ 1178 01:33:54,174 --> 01:33:55,634 Honey?! 1179 01:33:56,260 --> 01:33:57,386 Irene?! 1180 01:33:58,137 --> 01:34:00,305 Honey? Irene? 1181 01:34:01,890 --> 01:34:04,518 Honey? Irene. 1182 01:34:14,153 --> 01:34:15,654 HONEY! 1183 01:34:29,168 --> 01:34:30,669 Honey. 1184 01:34:30,669 --> 01:34:34,173 Hey, hey, hey honey. Get up. Hey. 1185 01:34:34,173 --> 01:34:34,923 Charlie? 1186 01:34:36,675 --> 01:34:38,468 Charlie, I love you. 1187 01:34:41,305 --> 01:34:42,472 Irene! 1188 01:34:44,433 --> 01:34:46,226 Honey! 1189 01:34:46,226 --> 01:34:48,687 Honey, can you hear me? 1190 01:34:59,573 --> 01:35:01,575 ♪ Wanna be a member? Wanna be a member? ♪ 1191 01:35:01,992 --> 01:35:02,993 No. 1192 01:36:08,767 --> 01:36:10,644 There he is. 1193 01:36:14,898 --> 01:36:17,150 There you are. 1194 01:36:18,527 --> 01:36:20,195 IRENE: Bit much to drink? 1195 01:36:22,656 --> 01:36:25,200 Bit much to drink. Yeah. 1196 01:36:46,305 --> 01:36:48,223 Where did you go last night? 1197 01:36:50,183 --> 01:36:51,685 Where were you? 1198 01:36:52,561 --> 01:36:54,479 I could ask you the same thing. 1199 01:36:57,190 --> 01:36:59,067 You weren't at the house. 1200 01:37:00,444 --> 01:37:02,195 Sam found me. 1201 01:37:02,571 --> 01:37:04,948 Brought me back. Then I went to bed. 1202 01:37:06,700 --> 01:37:08,327 Where is he? 1203 01:37:09,453 --> 01:37:13,582 He had to leave first thing, had to get back into town. 1204 01:37:30,223 --> 01:37:31,725 Are you okay? 1205 01:37:35,228 --> 01:37:36,730 I'm okay. 1206 01:37:38,106 --> 01:37:41,109 Don't worry about it. 1207 01:37:49,618 --> 01:37:51,536 CHARLIE: So it was real? 1208 01:37:52,245 --> 01:37:53,747 What happened last night, it was real? 1209 01:37:53,747 --> 01:37:55,999 You mean the stuff about Dylan's sister? 1210 01:37:55,999 --> 01:37:58,627 I mean, who gives a shit, mate? It's old news. 1211 01:37:58,627 --> 01:38:00,921 I'm not talking about that. 1212 01:38:05,509 --> 01:38:08,428 You left before it happened. 1213 01:38:10,889 --> 01:38:13,517 It is so much worse. 1214 01:38:33,662 --> 01:38:35,288 Don't tell her, Charlie. 1215 01:38:35,288 --> 01:38:36,415 She should be leaving me. 1216 01:38:36,415 --> 01:38:39,209 Why? 1217 01:38:39,209 --> 01:38:43,296 You didn't kill anyone. You didn't commit a crime. 1218 01:38:44,172 --> 01:38:45,590 It was just a bit of fun. 1219 01:38:45,590 --> 01:38:47,300 She already knows Louie. 1220 01:38:47,676 --> 01:38:49,553 That's why she's being like this. I don't have a choice. 1221 01:38:49,553 --> 01:38:51,430 I'm just sitting here waiting for it to happen. 1222 01:38:51,430 --> 01:38:53,306 Just wait... 1223 01:38:54,433 --> 01:38:56,226 til you find out what she knows. 1224 01:38:57,060 --> 01:38:59,438 You can make this work for Charlie in the end. 1225 01:38:59,438 --> 01:39:03,567 You can come out on top in ways you don't even realise 1226 01:39:04,067 --> 01:39:05,068 How? 1227 01:39:05,068 --> 01:39:08,321 I don't know. Tell her you love her. 1228 01:39:09,739 --> 01:39:13,452 Tell her you'll break the other arm, if she leaves you. 1229 01:39:19,207 --> 01:39:24,463 Tell her you deserve a second chance. 1230 01:39:25,338 --> 01:39:29,092 We all deserve a second chance. 1231 01:39:57,996 --> 01:40:01,374 Shame it all went the way it did last night. You're a, um... 1232 01:40:01,875 --> 01:40:04,503 you're a good guy helping Louie out. 1233 01:40:04,503 --> 01:40:06,546 Just happy to be involved. 1234 01:40:10,008 --> 01:40:12,511 Mates like you can get used, you know? 1235 01:40:13,011 --> 01:40:17,140 You gotta be careful. You ever, you ever feel that way? 1236 01:40:17,140 --> 01:40:20,644 Course. I'm not dumb. 1237 01:40:21,144 --> 01:40:24,064 Friends are temporary though, man. 1238 01:40:24,648 --> 01:40:30,904 You know, it might be, might be nice to try something other than Louie for a while. 1239 01:40:31,279 --> 01:40:33,532 I don't know how to do that. 1240 01:40:34,908 --> 01:40:36,535 Go. 1241 01:40:37,911 --> 01:40:39,913 Just go. 1242 01:40:45,544 --> 01:40:48,088 Maybe I could go with ya? 1243 01:40:52,676 --> 01:40:54,553 Yeah? 1244 01:40:56,930 --> 01:41:00,058 Where do you want to go? 1245 01:41:06,314 --> 01:41:07,566 Home. 1246 01:41:07,566 --> 01:41:09,693 I wanna go home. 1247 01:41:09,693 --> 01:41:12,070 I was asking for a lift. 1248 01:41:19,077 --> 01:41:20,203 Yeah. 1249 01:41:20,203 --> 01:41:21,621 Too easy. 1250 01:41:27,961 --> 01:41:29,087 Cool. 1251 01:41:29,462 --> 01:41:31,131 I'll grab my stuff. 1252 01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:34,968 Fuck yeah. 1253 01:42:40,533 --> 01:42:43,578 I'm glad we did that. 1254 01:42:45,789 --> 01:42:49,292 Would you wanna do something similar, for our thing? 1255 01:42:50,418 --> 01:42:53,171 Whatever you want. 1256 01:42:54,673 --> 01:42:57,384 I want to make the decision together. 1257 01:42:57,384 --> 01:42:59,969 Can we maybe stop talking, for a bit? 1258 01:43:39,718 --> 01:43:44,347 I should probably just tell you exactly what happened. 1259 01:43:47,851 --> 01:43:52,105 I know you want to ask, So I should probably just tell you. 1260 01:43:55,859 --> 01:43:58,611 You don't have to do that. 1261 01:44:00,113 --> 01:44:02,866 It was before I met you. 1262 01:44:03,366 --> 01:44:06,244 It wouldn't have changed anything. 1263 01:44:07,495 --> 01:44:11,124 I never even met his sister. 1264 01:44:14,127 --> 01:44:16,254 From now on. 1265 01:44:16,755 --> 01:44:18,882 That's all I'm asking. 1266 01:44:19,382 --> 01:44:23,261 Forget anything else. 1267 01:44:24,012 --> 01:44:27,015 From today. 1268 01:45:23,196 --> 01:45:26,616 We'll get the next one. 1269 01:45:29,452 --> 01:45:32,622 You wanna go now? 1270 01:45:35,208 --> 01:45:38,711 Might be your last chance for a while. 1271 01:51:38,821 --> 01:51:42,325 Ding! 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