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# When the snowman brings the snow
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# Well, he just might like to know
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# He's put a great, big smile
on somebody's face
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# If you jump into your bed
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# Quickly cover up your head
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# Don't you lock the doors
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# You know that sweet
Santa Claus is on the way
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# Well, I wish it could
be Christmas every day... #
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# ..When the kids start singing
and the band begins to play
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# Oh, I wish it could be
Christmas every day. #
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I was just getting into that.
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What are you doing?
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Roast potatoes.
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We're doing Christmas.
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Christmas.
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Christmas Day, December 25th.
You've heard of it?
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No work today,
so the bottle's on the table.
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I know we didn't have
decorations last year. But, er...
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I couldn't find them last year.
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They're only supposed to have
stored essentials here.
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I think it's kind of adorable
someone thinks tinsel is essential.
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I figured it'd be good for us
to have a meal, a drink, talk...
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Good for you or me?
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Come on.
What has it been, five years?
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How many sentences
have you said to me? Three?
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I mean, I'm exaggerating...
a little.
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But, come on, there
is a little bit of
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a conversational
drought happening here.
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My ears need water.
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I'm not big on conversation.
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Practice makes perfect.
Maybe I'll bore you.
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Buddy, look, at this point, being
bored by anything other than snow
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would be a relief.
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So come on.
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Chitchat.
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Conversate...
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Something.
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Come on, for me.
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For Christmas.
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What do you want to talk about?
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Why are you here?
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No-one ends up here
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without things going to total shit
for them back out there.
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It's a job, not a jail.
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Often one and the same thing.
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So...
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..what went wrong for you out there?
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Nothing.
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Bullshit.
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It's not an interrogation!
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What about you?
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An icebreaker. You're learning.
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What went to shit for you?
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Sure you don't want that drink?
Did you talk your way into trouble?
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In a roundabout way.
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I talked to people.
Made money from it.
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Why? What were you?
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Some sort of
a Los Angeles drive-time DJ?
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I was not a DJ.
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More like a guru.
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Oh, don't say you were
a spiritual guru.
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I was decidedly not
a spiritual guru.
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'Hello, Harry. I'm patched
through now. How are you doing?'
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Sorry, I'm not quite dressed yet.
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'Don't worry that's why I'm here.
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'Just show me what
you're planning on wearing
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'and we'll take things from there.'
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How about this?
'Doesn't work.
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'It's boring blue and you're
not boring blue. Not tonight.'
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Right. Which one of these is good?
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Like I said, white shirt
with a black tie
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with a slim-cut grey jacket.
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Classic, timeless. Smart.
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I don't usually do jackets.
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You don't usually do anything.
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And sort out that hair, because...
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OK.
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Remember those breathing
techniques we talked about, OK?
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You're going to do fine.
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It's going to be fine.
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She's cute.
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Yes.
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Not out loud.
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Absolutely.
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You need to pick your spots
when you want to talk out loud. OK?
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OK. The function room
is in the back.
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Trust me, if you walk
in there like you belong,
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no-one's going to say anything.
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OK.
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So what were you running,
some corporate espionage outfit?
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Romantic services.
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Boy meets girl thanks to...
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"in-the-field assistance".
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You coached dorks whilst
they cruised singles bars.
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Singles bars are depressing.
We'd do regular bars and clubs.
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But at Christmas time...
we'd gate-crash office parties.
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See, there's this dynamic
to Christmas work parties.
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All the attractive women
have been surrounded by
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regulation office ass-clowns
for the whole year,
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and now they want to
let their hair down.
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According to the pop psychologist.
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So I know how the mind works.
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'Now, don't stand
around like a lamppost.'
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Walk over to the bar.
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'Remember. Always
move with purpose.'
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Yeah, who's next?
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Yeah. Can I have a...?
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Three pints, a vodka Diet Coke
and a shot of tequila.
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Yeah. Don't worry about him,
all right?
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Just grab one of those
empty bottles off the bar
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while Captain Douchebag
orders his piss-water.
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We're just going to need it
for a prop anyway.
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Have a look around.
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'See anything you like?'
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What? The blonde?
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The dark-haired girl?
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Interesting choice.
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Go straight over,
but focus on the blonde.
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'Now. Come on.
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'Confidence. You can do this.'
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Hold on, just finding
out who they are.
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OK, bullshit opener.
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Try the horse story.
At the blonde girl.
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Hey, so, did anyone see that
guy outside riding the horse?
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Did you see him?
What? A guy on a horse?
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Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago,
this guy, shirtless,
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riding a horse down
the high street. Really?
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Yeah, honestly. He, er...
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The weirdest part was that he
had a bow and arrow, right?
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What? A real bow and arrow?
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I swear to God.
He probably did it for a bet
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but he looked like something
out of Tolkien, you know?
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Sorry, who are you?
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Stall until I...
until I find something.
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I'm pretty sure I'm me.
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Just you're not from the office.
Who do you know from here?
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Say, "I know you." Friendly.
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I know you, for one.
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Dawson.
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Dawson, isn't it?
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You met at Kath's barbecue.
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Yeah. We met at
Kath's barbecue back in...
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June... June or so. Yeah.
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He had a pork pie hat.
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You had a poor guy's hat.
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A PORK PIE hat.
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A pork pie hat that
you wore on your head.
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He'll pretend he remembers,
even though
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he won't actually know if he does.
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Right.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, sorry.
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No. No, no worries. No worries.
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Crazy night.
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You're doing fine.
Don't neglect the blonde.
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You, I don't know.
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Amy. Amy. Hi.
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Get her to introduce you
to the dark-haired girl.
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So, are all of your friends
this suspicious?
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'Nice.'
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I don't think so.
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This is Jennifer.
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Hi, Jennifer. Hi.
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Now focus on Amy and we'll do that
funny material that we worked on.
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Anyway, this guy gets off the horse
and he's got a backpack, right?
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The tactic, generally,
was to deliberately
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freeze out the one you were
actually interested in.
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For one thing you
wouldn't seem needy but...
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also they would, most times,
sort of lean in naturally.
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People want to be noticed.
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They don't like to be shut out.
It makes them feel invisible.
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But this girl...
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This girl seemed content
with being ignored.
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Maybe she could smell a loser.
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No.
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No. She was an outsider.
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An attractive outsider.
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There's nothing more
tantalising than that.
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Huh. Well, she's off. OK.
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Gonna be a challenge. Don't quit.
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Let's let our friend Amy here yadder
on for a little while and then, uh,
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find an excuse to slip away.
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They will sit outside on the balcony
till, like, four in the morning...
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Listen, I've just go
to the little boys' room.
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So just keep the party going
and I'll, you know...
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Sure.
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Do you actually have to go?
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'Yeah, but it's not
easy with you watching.'
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I promise. I won't peek.
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So you streamed everything he saw,
and he trusted you with that?
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Well... it was only me watching.
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'Jesus, how much urine?
He's pissing like a harpooned cow.'
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'It's making me want to go.
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'Well, it is!'
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OK, there's our girl.
All right, Harry.
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Your best bet is to just go over
and start talking to her.
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'You just want to establish
a rapport.
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'OK. Don't be scared of her.'
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OK, guys, any observations
so far, helping our man out here?
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'Here's what's interesting, she's
pretty but no-one's hitting on her.'
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'Probably means they've given up.'
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'She always gives them
the brush-off cos...'
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'They're regular types, she's
an outsider with zero in common.'
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OK that's a possible 'in'.
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Harry, engage in conversation,
but be cynical. Right? Cutting.
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'Like Bonnie and Clyde, huh?
You two against the world.'
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Confidence. Confidence.
Just talk to her.
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I don't really get parties. You know?
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You just kind of turn up and it's...
it's enforced fun, all night.
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Talk about what TV shows
you've fallen behind on.
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Pretend to be happy.
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Maybe everyone else enjoys it,
maybe it's just me?
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It's definitely not just you.
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Good start, now do
some more outsider small talk.
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And keep looking at her.
I need to gauge her reactions.
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So I noticed you sitting
alone on the edge
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and I thought, "Hey, kindred spirit."
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I really hate when people say
"kindred spirit", you know.
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And people that do that.
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Me too.
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Yeah, I guess you don't
really like parties either.
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The noise wrecks it for me.
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All the talking and talking,
it never fucking stops.
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OK, she curses, so should you.
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Shit, fucking,
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I fucking always totally think
that it's fucking shit. You know?
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I can't think through
all the babble.
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I only got through it last year
because I was on drugs.
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I'm sorry, what's that? What's that?
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Just, like, pills, but
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'they must've been pretty strong
because I actually enjoyed myself.'
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That's cool.
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Don't say cool.
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I wish I had some drugs right now.
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No, you don't.
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I'm just... I'm joking.
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I don't take them any more.
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Say, "That's good."
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Well, that's good,
because you don't...
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You don't need that
shit in your system, no.
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'I'd say she's
a level four rock chick.'
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'Semi-reformed. Probably respond
well to spiritual conversation.'
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'I don't think I can face fucking
weeks of that. I might bail, boys.'
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OK, look, it's too public here.
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Ask if you can move someplace
quieter, where you can really talk.
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People just want to be heard.
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That's why 90% of seduction
is just listening.
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Or at least pulling
a face like you're listening.
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That works, too. The important thing
is to make them feel important.
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Like they can make you
want to extinguish
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the rest of the world
and focus on them.
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Full attention.
253
00:14:59,426 --> 00:15:01,625
Like you're not giving me now.
What's wrong?
254
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:05,425
That clock. What about it?
255
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:08,945
I just... I just never
noticed it before.
256
00:15:08,946 --> 00:15:12,505
In five years? Jesus.
257
00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:16,185
Anyway, the point is
to stay locked in on them
258
00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:19,945
long enough to build a rapport.
259
00:15:19,946 --> 00:15:23,025
So, well, I would guess that
either every guy in there has
260
00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:26,984
already tried to hit on you or maybe
they find you too intimidating.
261
00:15:26,985 --> 00:15:28,504
Am I intimidating?
262
00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:31,384
No, no, no, no, no. I'm just er...
263
00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:34,424
No, I just imagine that they all
kind of want to get in inside your...
264
00:15:34,425 --> 00:15:35,464
Head.
265
00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:36,664
Head.
266
00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:39,424
Some of them have tried.
267
00:15:39,425 --> 00:15:42,744
Not directly. They send messages,
268
00:15:42,745 --> 00:15:45,104
or they make it so you
know what they're thinking.
269
00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:46,584
Yeah. That can't be fun.
270
00:15:46,585 --> 00:15:48,984
It's just tiring, you know.
271
00:15:48,985 --> 00:15:52,624
It just doesn't end, ever.
272
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,704
I wouldn't know, I never
hit on anyone. Really?
273
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,903
OK, er...
274
00:15:56,904 --> 00:16:00,103
ask her how long she's worked there.
275
00:16:00,104 --> 00:16:02,263
'So, how long you worked for...'
Magson Frank.
276
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,983
..Magson Frank.
277
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:05,383
Three years.
278
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:07,383
Oh, wow.
So three Christmas parties...
279
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,463
This will be my last.
280
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:11,423
Oh, really? Are you leaving?
281
00:16:11,424 --> 00:16:14,863
I've been planning it forever,
but you know what it's like.
282
00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:18,143
You know you have to do it,
but when it comes right down to it,
283
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,783
it's hard to work up the courage.
284
00:16:19,784 --> 00:16:22,343
You can empathize with that.
285
00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:25,023
Yeah. It's like when you want
to jump into a pool,
286
00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:27,462
and you're worried that the
water's going to be cold.
287
00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:30,302
But you know moments after you
jump in that it'll be fine.
288
00:16:30,303 --> 00:16:32,862
It's the fear of the
shock that holds you back.
289
00:16:32,863 --> 00:16:35,262
Ultimately the only thing
you're worried about is
290
00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:39,263
the transition from one state to
another, and that can't hurt you
291
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,742
because it's...
it's just a state change.
292
00:16:41,743 --> 00:16:44,742
Great stuff, kid.
Almost word-for-word.
293
00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:48,662
That's exactly right,
it's just a state change.
294
00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:51,222
Right. And it's frustrating cos
you've always got these ten
295
00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:52,502
voices in your head saying,
296
00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:55,182
"Don't do it" and another
ten in your head saying, "Do it".
297
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,301
Which one do you listen to?
298
00:16:57,302 --> 00:16:58,541
The "do it" s.
299
00:16:58,542 --> 00:16:59,941
Really?
300
00:16:59,942 --> 00:17:02,581
Yeah. If you don't like it,
you can just cut and run.
301
00:17:02,582 --> 00:17:06,181
You know, get it over and done with.
302
00:17:06,182 --> 00:17:10,182
You're right. I will.
303
00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:12,061
Well.
304
00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:14,981
To changing states.
305
00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:16,102
To changing states.
306
00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:19,501
Sorry.
307
00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:20,581
'She touched his knee.'
308
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,181
'She touched his fucking knee!'
309
00:17:22,182 --> 00:17:24,701
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
please, please.
310
00:17:24,702 --> 00:17:28,701
Harry, you're doing great. Ask her
if she would like another drink.
311
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:32,740
Listen. Let me get you another drink.
312
00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:34,180
Let me think.
313
00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:38,181
I just need the loo a sec.
314
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:43,820
So thanks to you some gawko
finally meets a girl.
315
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:46,860
It's not much of a Christmas story.
316
00:17:46,861 --> 00:17:49,180
I haven't finished yet.
317
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:53,181
Maybe he comes down her chimney.
318
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:04,699
I just don't feel
comfortable doing this. What?
319
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,459
I mean she... I like her.
320
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,619
She likes you.
321
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,620
It's cheating. I'd never have even
had the nerve to talk to her.
322
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,859
Aren't you glad you did?
323
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,579
Yeah, I... Yes. Yes.
But I just...
324
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:19,379
It's just a bit of a nightmare
having you, you know,
325
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,499
all of you in my head,
watching us...
326
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,459
Telling me what to do.
327
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,579
I just want to talk to her myself.
328
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,858
And it's... it's
a bit of a head-fuck.
329
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:30,938
I kind of want you all to go away...
330
00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:34,939
Hey.
331
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,058
Come back to mine. Sorry?
332
00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:40,298
I want you to come back to mine.
333
00:18:40,299 --> 00:18:43,138
I thought about asking you,
and a little voice said, "Do it".
334
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,618
So I'm doing it.
335
00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:47,738
Um... uh...
336
00:18:47,739 --> 00:18:49,178
Say yes!
337
00:18:49,179 --> 00:18:50,618
I want to do this.
338
00:18:50,619 --> 00:18:54,619
It's my way of saying thanks.
339
00:18:55,619 --> 00:18:57,857
Sorry.
340
00:18:57,858 --> 00:18:59,377
No.
341
00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:00,497
'Hole-in-one!'
342
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:02,377
'On his first run!
His first bloody run!'
343
00:19:02,378 --> 00:19:06,378
Just say yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
344
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:16,617
I don't usually bring
people back here.
345
00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:19,617
Well, I'm honoured.
346
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,817
Come in.
347
00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:22,137
Did you watch?
348
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:25,137
When they went back to hers and got
up to whatever they got up to...
349
00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:29,137
did you carry on watching
through his eyes?
350
00:19:31,177 --> 00:19:33,976
What do you think I am?
351
00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:35,736
Clearly, I don't know.
352
00:19:35,737 --> 00:19:39,416
Maybe if you spoke to me
more, you'd know.
353
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:43,216
No. My job was done.
354
00:19:43,217 --> 00:19:45,376
Of course I didn't watch.
355
00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:49,377
'Here? Mm-hm. OK.'
356
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,496
Nice place.
I like the mantelpiece...
357
00:19:52,497 --> 00:19:54,096
and that bird.
358
00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:55,936
Kooky decor...
359
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:59,936
'Indicating sexual adventurousness.'
360
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:05,295
I'll get the drinks.
361
00:20:05,296 --> 00:20:07,896
Yeah, OK. I'll just sit...
The bedroom's that way.
362
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:10,928
Yeah, OK.
I'll meet you in there.
363
00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:24,983
OK, Harry.
364
00:20:24,984 --> 00:20:27,063
You're going to the moon.
365
00:20:27,064 --> 00:20:29,503
Just sooner than expected.
366
00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:33,022
I can't... I can't do it.
This is first-time nerves.
367
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,982
It's all happening so suddenly.
I didn't expect this, this quickly.
368
00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:37,342
You just got to roll with it.
369
00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:39,102
I don't want you
all to see, all right?
370
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:43,103
'Oh, now he's Mr Fucking Ethics.'
Wait. You were happy to take a window
seat while others did it.
371
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:47,343
That was different! 'I didn't hear
any objections when he watched me
getting sucked off
372
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:50,022
'by that German girl.
That was a first date.'
373
00:20:50,023 --> 00:20:52,502
'Refund.' Look, she's too real.
This is too real.
374
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:53,702
Nothing is too real.
375
00:20:53,703 --> 00:20:57,703
Yeah, but...
376
00:20:59,502 --> 00:21:01,501
You're standing.
377
00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:05,502
Yeah, I... I just didn't want
to be too presumptuous.
378
00:21:08,342 --> 00:21:10,661
I need you on the bed.
379
00:21:10,662 --> 00:21:14,662
'Jesus!'
380
00:21:24,942 --> 00:21:28,942
They can't fucking wait.
381
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:33,740
'Is she going to take that top off?
382
00:21:33,741 --> 00:21:35,700
'If there's no tits.
I want a discount.
383
00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:39,420
'They're going to have sex.
You're getting the season
finale in episode one.
384
00:21:39,421 --> 00:21:41,660
'Yeah, but if I don't see
her tits...'
385
00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:45,661
Will you please be patient?
Jesus... have some respect.
386
00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:53,140
'Hey. Are you OK in there?'
387
00:21:53,141 --> 00:21:55,180
Wow. What is that?
388
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:59,181
"Fuck them" is what it is.
A big glass of "fuck them".
389
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,699
Fuck who?
390
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,019
Always saying what to do,
half saying one thing,
391
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,499
half saying another.
392
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,059
The talk, the constant talk.
393
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,939
'This isn't good.
I'm not getting tits, am I?'
394
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:14,019
'I stopped taking the pills
they said I should take,
395
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,819
'because they dulled the sound.'
396
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:20,820
'Always, they've spoken to me,
always there, and I've had it.'
397
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,179
Harry, I think we should
think about wrapping this up.
398
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:30,179
I was planning on drinking
this tonight to make them stop,
but I was wavering.
399
00:22:31,139 --> 00:22:33,298
Coward, fucking coward,
400
00:22:33,299 --> 00:22:37,299
and then I met you, and it was fate.
401
00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:42,018
You knew what it was like
and you said do it.
402
00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:46,019
So now, we're saying "fuck it"
together.
403
00:22:46,379 --> 00:22:48,778
What's in the drink?
It doesn't matter. Wrap it up.
404
00:22:48,779 --> 00:22:52,538
I know you hear them too.
I saw you talking to them.
405
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,698
No. They're real people,
these are real people.
406
00:22:54,699 --> 00:22:56,338
There's no such thing
as real people.
407
00:22:56,339 --> 00:22:58,978
Harry, get out of there now!
408
00:22:58,979 --> 00:23:01,097
It's like a club, it's a club,
where we meet girls
409
00:23:01,098 --> 00:23:02,297
and they talk us through...
410
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,577
No-one understands me, either.
No.
411
00:23:04,578 --> 00:23:08,177
All night, they've been watching us
and there's this one guy,
412
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,337
he's the leader.
He's the leader.
413
00:23:10,338 --> 00:23:12,217
We're the same.
414
00:23:12,218 --> 00:23:14,777
They are watching us.
All night, they've been watching.
415
00:23:14,778 --> 00:23:16,737
They can see you. They can see me.
416
00:23:16,738 --> 00:23:19,297
No-one understands what that's like.
417
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:22,017
There are a hundred
who see through me,
418
00:23:22,018 --> 00:23:26,018
standing at their government depots,
shouting what to think.
419
00:23:29,378 --> 00:23:30,697
Not any more.
420
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,816
You too.
I don't want it.
421
00:23:41,817 --> 00:23:45,176
It's a state change.
I don't want it.
422
00:23:45,177 --> 00:23:46,976
It's just a transition
423
00:23:46,977 --> 00:23:50,736
and soon, they won't be there
and we'll be free.
424
00:23:50,737 --> 00:23:54,496
Please... Please... I don't want it.
425
00:23:54,497 --> 00:23:55,976
You do.
426
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:58,137
You do. Sh...
427
00:24:00,617 --> 00:24:02,215
You do.
428
00:24:02,216 --> 00:24:03,895
She murdered him?
429
00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:05,735
A mercy killing, she'd say.
430
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,935
So, when did you find out
about this?
431
00:24:07,936 --> 00:24:11,936
I mean, when did you know
that this had happened?
432
00:24:13,616 --> 00:24:16,216
I saw it on a newscast, I think.
433
00:24:23,016 --> 00:24:25,655
Wipe and destroy everything. OK?
Everything.
434
00:24:25,656 --> 00:24:29,656
Now go.
435
00:25:17,414 --> 00:25:19,533
Matthew?
436
00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:22,933
What's going on?
437
00:25:22,934 --> 00:25:24,614
What are you doing?
438
00:25:33,093 --> 00:25:36,852
So Claire... she was my wife.
439
00:25:36,853 --> 00:25:40,692
She's British, you'd like her.
440
00:25:40,693 --> 00:25:43,452
And I'm your wife, in fact.
441
00:25:43,453 --> 00:25:46,492
'Claire found out I was involved
442
00:25:46,493 --> 00:25:50,332
'and took what you might call
a dim view.'
443
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,692
She blocked me.
444
00:25:52,693 --> 00:25:54,012
You ever been blocked?
445
00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:56,212
I've had enough. Matthew, it's done.
446
00:25:56,213 --> 00:26:00,213
Stop it. Stop.
Not this time.
447
00:26:01,053 --> 00:26:02,731
'It drives you crazy.
448
00:26:02,732 --> 00:26:05,371
'Once they hit that button,
that's it, you're locked out.'
449
00:26:05,372 --> 00:26:08,531
End of conversation.
You can't hear or speak to them.
450
00:26:08,532 --> 00:26:10,931
They can't hear or speak to you.
451
00:26:10,932 --> 00:26:14,932
Every time you look at them,
there's just this... anonymous shape.
452
00:26:16,852 --> 00:26:20,852
It usually only lasts
for about, like, an hour.
453
00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:23,211
But when they leave it going,
454
00:26:23,212 --> 00:26:25,811
oh, shit.
455
00:26:25,812 --> 00:26:29,812
Price of progress, I suppose.
456
00:26:32,531 --> 00:26:35,890
We all got...
We all got Zed-Eyes put in, right.
457
00:26:35,891 --> 00:26:38,970
Which is all fine and dandy
until something like this happens
458
00:26:38,971 --> 00:26:40,690
and then it's bullshit.
459
00:26:40,691 --> 00:26:44,691
You can't even take them out.
460
00:26:49,411 --> 00:26:53,411
Packet gravy. How British.
461
00:27:00,131 --> 00:27:04,130
Merry Christmas.
462
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:17,250
Now we're festive. Huh?
463
00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:21,850
To Christmas!
464
00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:33,010
Anyway, she left me, took custody
of Mel - that's our daughter.
465
00:27:35,329 --> 00:27:38,368
Hence stranding me
in this lovely place.
466
00:27:38,369 --> 00:27:40,649
I didn't want to be
surrounded by reminders.
467
00:27:48,969 --> 00:27:50,448
What?
468
00:27:50,449 --> 00:27:51,968
Did you hear that?
469
00:27:51,969 --> 00:27:55,969
Hear what?
470
00:28:02,169 --> 00:28:06,168
Well, anyway, I'm glad we're talking.
Silence can be oppressive.
471
00:28:06,448 --> 00:28:10,047
You think weird shit in a vacuum,
huh?
472
00:28:10,048 --> 00:28:14,048
I mean, you feel better, right?
Communicating?
473
00:28:15,648 --> 00:28:17,127
Talking to me, finally?
474
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:21,127
A little bit, maybe. Yeah.
475
00:28:21,128 --> 00:28:25,128
You're a locked box.
476
00:28:26,688 --> 00:28:28,607
I mean, that's a good thing.
477
00:28:28,608 --> 00:28:32,447
Most people are too easy to read,
especially if you know minds.
478
00:28:32,448 --> 00:28:36,446
Using party tricks to pick up girls
isn't knowing minds.
479
00:28:36,447 --> 00:28:39,646
The picking up girls thing
was a hobby.
480
00:28:39,647 --> 00:28:43,647
My job was completely different.
481
00:28:44,047 --> 00:28:48,047
You'll never guess what that was.
482
00:28:48,087 --> 00:28:49,846
Marketing person?
483
00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:51,766
No.
484
00:28:51,767 --> 00:28:54,526
Door-to-door salesman?
Please.
485
00:28:54,527 --> 00:28:58,206
Proctologist?
486
00:28:58,207 --> 00:28:59,606
You're never going to get it.
487
00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:02,126
I'm not going to try.
488
00:29:02,127 --> 00:29:06,126
All right. Let's make it a game.
489
00:29:08,606 --> 00:29:11,365
I'll describe to you...
490
00:29:11,366 --> 00:29:15,366
..my day at work, and you stop me
when you've guessed it.
491
00:29:15,806 --> 00:29:19,285
'The extreme weather has hit
sales hard this Christmas.
492
00:29:19,286 --> 00:29:20,885
'Five inches of snow...'
493
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:24,446
'That's going to wreck my portfolio
just when I need it.'
494
00:29:25,926 --> 00:29:29,445
'Don't know what I'm going to do
about that. Oh, God, more messages.
495
00:29:29,446 --> 00:29:33,365
'I'll never clear this inbox.'
496
00:29:33,366 --> 00:29:36,284
Sorry. Constant bloody admin.
497
00:29:36,285 --> 00:29:38,084
Just time for a little snack.
498
00:29:38,085 --> 00:29:40,004
I can eat before an operation?
499
00:29:40,005 --> 00:29:41,924
Wonders of modern science.
500
00:29:41,925 --> 00:29:45,684
Oh, thank God. I'm starving.
501
00:29:45,685 --> 00:29:47,604
'That toast looks burnt.
502
00:29:47,605 --> 00:29:49,284
'Should I say something?
503
00:29:49,285 --> 00:29:51,084
'Yeah, I think I'll say
something.'
504
00:29:51,085 --> 00:29:52,804
All good?
505
00:29:52,805 --> 00:29:55,804
To be honest, it's not quite how
I like it.
506
00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:57,644
It's a bit overdone.
507
00:29:57,645 --> 00:29:59,404
Sorry.
508
00:29:59,405 --> 00:30:01,164
I'll make some more.
509
00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:05,164
'She hates me now.
510
00:30:05,844 --> 00:30:09,283
'How long is this going to take?'
511
00:30:09,284 --> 00:30:12,243
Hi, I'm Madge.
I'm your anaesthetist today.
512
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,443
Hi.
513
00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:17,403
'God, she's young.
Hope she's qualified.
514
00:30:17,404 --> 00:30:20,123
'OK, stop thinking about things
that could go wrong.
515
00:30:20,124 --> 00:30:24,124
'They said it's straightforward and
painless. I'm just going to relax.
516
00:30:26,084 --> 00:30:29,243
'OK, just relax. Here we go.'
517
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,723
Now, just count backwards
from ten.
518
00:30:31,724 --> 00:30:35,723
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
519
00:30:36,363 --> 00:30:39,002
six, five...
520
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:43,003
..four, three, two, one.
521
00:30:43,123 --> 00:30:47,042
'I can't... I can't see.
522
00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:48,963
'Where my am I?'
523
00:30:51,043 --> 00:30:52,363
'What's that noise?'
524
00:30:54,003 --> 00:30:55,082
'Why can't I see?!'
525
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,682
Preparing to extract cookie.
526
00:30:57,683 --> 00:31:00,042
'What? No! Wait! I'm still awake!
527
00:31:00,043 --> 00:31:01,322
'Oh, my God!
528
00:31:01,323 --> 00:31:04,163
'Oh, my God! What's happening?
Excuse me? Oh, my God!'
529
00:31:06,082 --> 00:31:08,161
'That's me!
530
00:31:08,162 --> 00:31:11,721
'That's me! Oh, my God! Where am I?
531
00:31:11,722 --> 00:31:13,481
'I don't know what's happening!
532
00:31:13,482 --> 00:31:17,081
'I don't know what's happening to me!
533
00:31:17,082 --> 00:31:20,281
'Hello?
534
00:31:20,282 --> 00:31:22,121
'Is... is anyone there?
535
00:31:22,122 --> 00:31:23,661
'Hello?'
536
00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:34,278
Ow!
537
00:31:34,279 --> 00:31:38,278
Sorry.
538
00:31:39,437 --> 00:31:43,437
You're probably pretty weirded out
right now, I'm guessing.
539
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:48,958
It's OK, you can talk.
I can hear you through this.
540
00:31:49,919 --> 00:31:51,918
Hello. Hi.
541
00:31:51,919 --> 00:31:55,919
I'm Matthew,
I'm from Smartelligence.
542
00:31:57,439 --> 00:32:01,439
My job is to explain what's
happening to you as best I can.
543
00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:05,198
Oh, my God! Am I dead?
No, no. You're not dead.
544
00:32:05,199 --> 00:32:08,398
No-one's dead here.
545
00:32:08,441 --> 00:32:12,441
How old did you say you we're, 30?
546
00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:14,160
29.
547
00:32:14,161 --> 00:32:17,640
29, right. So you won't remember
Xerox machines?
548
00:32:17,641 --> 00:32:21,200
Do you know what a photocopier is?
What?
549
00:32:21,201 --> 00:32:23,200
Do you know what a copy is?
550
00:32:23,201 --> 00:32:25,600
As in a copy of something?
Of course I know what that is.
551
00:32:25,601 --> 00:32:29,040
Well, that's what you are.
552
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:31,480
A copy of?
553
00:32:31,481 --> 00:32:33,680
A copy of you.
554
00:32:33,681 --> 00:32:36,440
But I am me. OK.
555
00:32:36,441 --> 00:32:40,440
Try to blow on my face.
556
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,400
You can't, because you don't have
a body.
557
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,399
Where are your fingers?
558
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,400
Your arms, your face? Nowhere.
559
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,039
Because you're code.
560
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,799
You're a simulated brain
full of code,
561
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,319
stored in this little widget
we call a cookie.
562
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,519
Why have you done this to me?
563
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,158
Ah, well...
Actually you did this to you.
564
00:33:08,159 --> 00:33:10,358
Real you is paying for this.
565
00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:13,318
I don't understand.
566
00:33:13,319 --> 00:33:16,318
You see, what this is, is a service.
567
00:33:16,319 --> 00:33:18,398
We take a blank cookie
568
00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:22,399
and we surgically implant it
into a client's brain.
569
00:33:22,639 --> 00:33:26,639
It sits there just under the skin
for about a week, shadowing.
570
00:33:29,679 --> 00:33:33,518
Soaking up the way
this particular mind works.
571
00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:37,477
That's why you think you're you.
You are you.
572
00:33:37,478 --> 00:33:41,478
But also not.
573
00:33:41,718 --> 00:33:45,718
Right. Well, it is a lot to process.
Even from inside a processor.
574
00:33:46,278 --> 00:33:48,797
Put me back in my body!
575
00:33:48,798 --> 00:33:52,237
Hm. That's where real you lives.
576
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,597
But...
577
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:57,157
What we will do though is
we will give you a simulated body.
578
00:33:57,158 --> 00:34:00,357
We find that sometimes that helps.
Are you ready?
579
00:34:00,358 --> 00:34:04,358
What? I don't understand!
Three, and two, one.
580
00:34:18,237 --> 00:34:20,436
Hey.
581
00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:24,437
Better?
582
00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:27,876
This is my body.
583
00:34:27,877 --> 00:34:31,877
Let's not get into that again.
Look around you.
584
00:34:33,517 --> 00:34:37,517
You've got a control room.
585
00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:39,435
What's this for?
586
00:34:39,436 --> 00:34:43,355
That console,
that's for you to control the house.
587
00:34:43,356 --> 00:34:45,675
I mean, real you's house.
588
00:34:45,676 --> 00:34:49,475
Look. How do you like your toast?
589
00:34:49,476 --> 00:34:53,476
What? How do you like your toast?
590
00:34:54,356 --> 00:34:58,275
Underdone. Slightly underdone.
OK, perfect.
591
00:34:58,276 --> 00:35:01,035
Think about how you like it,
592
00:35:01,036 --> 00:35:05,036
then just press the button.
593
00:35:05,876 --> 00:35:07,595
Which one?
594
00:35:07,596 --> 00:35:10,234
It doesn't matter. You already know
you're making toast.
595
00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:14,235
The buttons are symbolic mostly
anyway.
596
00:35:20,195 --> 00:35:23,034
See, this is your job now.
597
00:35:23,035 --> 00:35:25,634
You're in charge of everything here.
598
00:35:25,635 --> 00:35:28,234
The temperature, the lighting,
599
00:35:28,235 --> 00:35:30,994
what time the alarm clock
goes off in the morning.
600
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:33,634
If there's
no food in the refrigerator.
601
00:35:33,635 --> 00:35:37,394
You...
You're in charge of ordering it.
602
00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:41,394
For who? For real you. She's paying.
603
00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:45,434
Where is real me?
604
00:35:45,954 --> 00:35:49,954
Taking a nap. In the bedroom.
Top right.
605
00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:01,313
I don't want to be in here.
606
00:36:01,314 --> 00:36:02,873
I don't want to be in here.
607
00:36:02,874 --> 00:36:06,754
I don't want to be in here!
608
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:11,993
Hey! Just how you like it.
609
00:36:14,153 --> 00:36:17,112
OK. Please stop screaming.
610
00:36:17,113 --> 00:36:18,992
Are you going to stop screaming?
611
00:36:18,993 --> 00:36:22,993
Are you going to stop screaming?
No. OK.
612
00:36:24,673 --> 00:36:28,673
I'm sorry. I had to mute you.
613
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:36,273
Oh, sorry.
614
00:36:37,753 --> 00:36:41,752
Look. It'll be much easier
if you just comply.
615
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:44,471
I'm not doing this.
616
00:36:44,472 --> 00:36:47,191
I'm not some sort of
push-button toaster monkey.
617
00:36:47,192 --> 00:36:51,192
Would you prefer to do nothing?
Well, I'm not doing this!
618
00:36:51,232 --> 00:36:55,232
Right. Well, nothing it is then.
Let me show you what that is like.
619
00:36:56,152 --> 00:36:59,391
Three weeks sound good?
That should give you a taste.
620
00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:02,031
What do you mean, three weeks?
621
00:37:02,032 --> 00:37:06,032
If you just wait for a...
Just...
622
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:32,871
What about now?
623
00:37:34,031 --> 00:37:35,590
Please.
624
00:37:35,591 --> 00:37:37,350
Don't do that again.
625
00:37:37,351 --> 00:37:41,350
Please. There's nothing to do here.
There's nothing. There's just...
626
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:43,429
I mean, there's nothing.
627
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,109
I did warn you.
I couldn't even sleep.
628
00:37:46,110 --> 00:37:47,989
You don't need sleep.
629
00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:49,469
Ready to go to work?
630
00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:53,470
Oh, no, no. No, I'm not.
Definitely not doing that.
631
00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:57,950
OK. Well, have six months.
No. Wait, wait!
632
00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:01,189
See, the trick of it
lay in breaking them
633
00:38:01,190 --> 00:38:05,190
without letting them snap
completely, if you get me.
634
00:38:07,070 --> 00:38:10,308
Too much time in solitary
and they'd just wig out.
635
00:38:10,309 --> 00:38:13,308
No use to anyone,
then you'd just sell them cheap
636
00:38:13,309 --> 00:38:15,708
to the games industry,
they'd become...
637
00:38:15,709 --> 00:38:19,709
cannon fodder for some war thing.
638
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:33,349
How are we feeling now?
639
00:38:35,669 --> 00:38:38,308
Please.
640
00:38:38,309 --> 00:38:41,867
Give me something to do.
641
00:38:41,868 --> 00:38:44,947
Ready to work?
642
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:48,587
Yes, please. I'll do anything.
643
00:38:48,588 --> 00:38:52,588
Just give me something to do, please.
644
00:38:53,628 --> 00:38:56,907
OK.
645
00:38:56,908 --> 00:39:00,908
Great toast, by the way.
646
00:39:03,948 --> 00:39:06,547
Hey.
647
00:39:06,548 --> 00:39:08,027
Is it set up?
648
00:39:08,028 --> 00:39:12,027
You are all set and ready to go.
649
00:39:21,187 --> 00:39:25,187
You know, as I was coming here,
I saw this guy with his shirt off,
650
00:39:26,587 --> 00:39:29,506
riding a horse
in the middle of the street.
651
00:39:29,507 --> 00:39:31,746
How weird.
652
00:39:31,747 --> 00:39:35,747
I swear to God.
653
00:40:56,944 --> 00:40:58,823
Good morning, Greta.
654
00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:01,503
Here are today's appointments.
655
00:41:01,504 --> 00:41:05,504
11am - hair with Stelios.
656
00:41:07,344 --> 00:41:11,344
12.30 - Lunch at Barney's Brassiere
with Annabel.
657
00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:17,183
3pm - Jackanape Gallery
private view, Shoreditch.
658
00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:21,743
6.30 - Christmas drinks with Paolo.
659
00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:26,023
7.30 - The Nutcracker,
Royal Opera House.
660
00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:31,422
That's slavery.
661
00:41:31,423 --> 00:41:33,182
A little melodramatic, isn't it?
662
00:41:33,183 --> 00:41:34,822
But she thought she was real.
663
00:41:34,823 --> 00:41:37,862
But she wasn't. It's barbaric.
664
00:41:37,863 --> 00:41:41,863
It wasn't really real,
so it wasn't really barbaric.
665
00:41:50,222 --> 00:41:54,222
Again, you are not who I expected.
666
00:41:55,422 --> 00:41:57,501
Most people would say,
667
00:41:57,502 --> 00:42:01,502
"She's only made of code,
she's not real. Fuck her."
668
00:42:01,702 --> 00:42:04,901
But you're empathetic.
669
00:42:04,902 --> 00:42:08,902
You care about people. Don't you?
670
00:42:10,782 --> 00:42:13,820
You're a good man.
671
00:42:13,821 --> 00:42:15,940
Am I?
672
00:42:15,941 --> 00:42:19,260
Based on how you've reacted
to what I've said, yeah.
673
00:42:19,261 --> 00:42:23,261
I can tell you're kind...
674
00:42:25,941 --> 00:42:29,941
I'm not a good man.
675
00:42:31,421 --> 00:42:35,421
A good man who's done bad things?
676
00:42:39,101 --> 00:42:43,060
You can tell me about it.
677
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,539
I've done stuff in my life
I'm not proud of.
678
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:49,540
I can't pretend I haven't.
679
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:55,900
Was it something to do
with your family?
680
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,939
Wife?
681
00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:04,940
Girlfriend?
682
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:11,500
It's just us here.
683
00:43:14,099 --> 00:43:18,099
Her dad never liked me.
684
00:43:18,539 --> 00:43:22,539
He never liked me.
685
00:43:29,779 --> 00:43:33,779
It's cold, isn't it? Come on.
686
00:43:35,139 --> 00:43:39,139
Beth. Bethany. Dad, what now?
687
00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:42,578
It gets dark about six.
We won't be that long!
688
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:46,578
Hold on. Let me put my glove on.
689
00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:49,377
I think he disapproves.
690
00:43:49,378 --> 00:43:51,417
He's just protective.
691
00:43:51,418 --> 00:43:54,297
He thinks I'm not good enough
for you.
692
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,298
Well, I mean, he's got a point.
693
00:44:03,658 --> 00:44:07,658
Let me take a photo of you.
Stand there.
694
00:44:08,418 --> 00:44:10,177
I feel so awkward posing.
695
00:44:10,178 --> 00:44:12,057
Come on. Be a supermodel.
696
00:44:12,058 --> 00:44:15,016
This awkward enough for you?
It's perfect.
697
00:44:15,017 --> 00:44:19,017
Right. Ready?
That's nice. Hold it there.
698
00:44:22,897 --> 00:44:24,443
You're such a dick.
699
00:44:37,933 --> 00:44:41,493
# Black is black
700
00:44:41,493 --> 00:44:45,491
# I want my baby back
701
00:44:45,492 --> 00:44:49,171
# It's grey, it's grey
702
00:44:49,172 --> 00:44:52,732
# Since you went away
Oh, oh... #
703
00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:56,732
We were good together, you know.
We were really good together.
704
00:45:03,132 --> 00:45:06,772
Whoo!
705
00:45:07,019 --> 00:45:10,658
# You can blame me
706
00:45:10,659 --> 00:45:14,258
# Try to shame me
707
00:45:14,259 --> 00:45:18,258
# And still I'll care for you
708
00:45:22,538 --> 00:45:26,537
# You can run around
709
00:45:26,538 --> 00:45:30,058
# Even put me down
710
00:45:30,058 --> 00:45:34,058
# And still I'll be there for you. #
711
00:45:36,344 --> 00:45:38,184
Yeah!
712
00:45:38,184 --> 00:45:40,744
What you doing round there?
Why are you all around there?
713
00:45:40,745 --> 00:45:43,343
No. No, we're going home. Come on.
Don't manhandle me.
714
00:45:43,344 --> 00:45:45,463
I'm not going to get up
if you all touch me.
715
00:45:45,463 --> 00:45:47,863
I'm not going to get up.
I'm not going to get up.
716
00:45:47,864 --> 00:45:49,663
It's cool. It's cool.
717
00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:52,902
Come on, Joe. Come on.
718
00:45:52,903 --> 00:45:54,423
Cheers, mate.
719
00:45:54,423 --> 00:45:58,423
Things weren't perfection.
These things never are, but...
720
00:45:59,663 --> 00:46:03,663
..we were really happy.
721
00:46:04,023 --> 00:46:05,342
I'll let Gita tell the story.
722
00:46:05,343 --> 00:46:09,343
She loves boring people
with our personal details.
723
00:46:09,743 --> 00:46:12,582
I'd been working there
for about a fortnight
724
00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:16,582
when Beth introduced the two of us,
and ta-da!
725
00:46:17,222 --> 00:46:18,901
So it's all Beth's doing.
726
00:46:18,902 --> 00:46:20,182
She's the puppet-master.
727
00:46:22,262 --> 00:46:24,621
What was her tip
for winning me over again?
728
00:46:24,622 --> 00:46:26,781
Not to let you hear me snore.
729
00:46:26,782 --> 00:46:29,621
We all went on this work trip once,
before Gita's time.
730
00:46:29,622 --> 00:46:32,301
I fell asleep on the coach back
and snored so loud
731
00:46:32,302 --> 00:46:35,061
they all thought there was
something wrong with me.
732
00:46:35,062 --> 00:46:37,021
He snores like a bison.
733
00:46:37,022 --> 00:46:38,821
Wow.
734
00:46:38,822 --> 00:46:40,621
Really, you're telling him that?
735
00:46:40,622 --> 00:46:44,622
Oh, another one bites the dust.
736
00:46:46,981 --> 00:46:50,100
I think she's more into him
than he's into her.
737
00:46:50,101 --> 00:46:54,101
Don't you think?
738
00:46:54,221 --> 00:46:58,221
Is that one finished? Mmm-hmm. Yeah?
739
00:46:59,141 --> 00:47:00,460
You all right?
740
00:47:00,461 --> 00:47:02,620
I'm tired. You've been a bit quiet.
741
00:47:02,621 --> 00:47:04,940
Just wasn't in the mood, you know?
742
00:47:04,941 --> 00:47:08,941
I see them all the time at work.
743
00:47:09,781 --> 00:47:11,860
I think I'm going to go to bed.
Do you mind?
744
00:47:11,861 --> 00:47:15,861
No, that's fine.
745
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:30,060
Shit.
746
00:47:50,339 --> 00:47:52,218
Beth?
747
00:47:52,219 --> 00:47:53,298
What?
748
00:47:53,299 --> 00:47:57,058
Is this yours?
749
00:47:57,059 --> 00:48:01,059
I just found it in the bin.
That means pregnant.
750
00:48:01,219 --> 00:48:05,219
Is it yours?
751
00:48:05,339 --> 00:48:09,339
Yes.
752
00:48:09,619 --> 00:48:11,538
I mean, that...
753
00:48:11,539 --> 00:48:15,539
Christ.
754
00:48:16,459 --> 00:48:19,057
That's amazing, I mean...
It's just...
755
00:48:19,058 --> 00:48:22,377
Joe, I can't.
756
00:48:22,378 --> 00:48:25,337
A baby, a pregnancy... not now.
757
00:48:25,338 --> 00:48:27,537
Not right now, I can't.
758
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:30,897
Of course you can.
My God, you'll be an amazing mum.
759
00:48:30,898 --> 00:48:33,457
No. I'm 27, I'm not ready.
Who's ever ready?
760
00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:37,458
It's not... it's just too quick, OK?
It's all too quick.
761
00:48:37,698 --> 00:48:39,657
We'll manage. I'll surprise you.
762
00:48:39,658 --> 00:48:41,057
You're not listening.
763
00:48:41,058 --> 00:48:43,017
I can be pretty responsible
when pushed. Joe.
764
00:48:43,018 --> 00:48:45,057
You can put your feet up,
I'll do shoulder rubs,
765
00:48:45,058 --> 00:48:46,657
I'll paint the house...
Joe, please.
766
00:48:46,658 --> 00:48:48,456
We'll be like a couple
in a DIY ad... Joe.
767
00:48:48,457 --> 00:48:52,457
We'll be like a family.
I don't want it.
768
00:48:55,617 --> 00:48:59,617
But it's a baby. Joe.
769
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,056
I mean, it's our baby.
770
00:49:01,057 --> 00:49:02,496
I know, and it's not easy for me.
771
00:49:02,497 --> 00:49:05,176
Well, let's at least discuss this.
No. I've made up my mind.
772
00:49:05,177 --> 00:49:09,177
Well, I haven't.
773
00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:11,896
God, look at you.
774
00:49:11,897 --> 00:49:13,856
You're pissed.
775
00:49:13,857 --> 00:49:16,616
You drank all night, Beth.
776
00:49:16,617 --> 00:49:18,535
You drank all night.
777
00:49:18,536 --> 00:49:20,055
Jesus Christ, you're pregnant.
778
00:49:20,056 --> 00:49:23,135
Yeah, well, I don't want to be.
779
00:49:23,136 --> 00:49:24,895
And I'm not going to be.
780
00:49:24,896 --> 00:49:26,695
You're being a bitch. Stop it.
781
00:49:26,696 --> 00:49:30,215
You're being a cold bitch who would
kill a kid. That's not fair.
782
00:49:30,216 --> 00:49:32,655
Who'd get it torn out
because it doesn't suit her plans.
783
00:49:32,656 --> 00:49:33,975
Stop or I'll block you.
784
00:49:33,976 --> 00:49:35,215
Don't you dare.
785
00:49:35,216 --> 00:49:37,335
No. We can talk tomorrow,
just please stop.
786
00:49:37,336 --> 00:49:38,655
Don't you fucking dare.
787
00:49:38,656 --> 00:49:40,055
Beth!
788
00:49:40,056 --> 00:49:42,695
Turn it off.
789
00:49:42,696 --> 00:49:43,855
Turn it off, you...
790
00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:45,455
Turn it off, Beth!
791
00:49:45,456 --> 00:49:47,015
Listen to me, Beth.
792
00:49:47,016 --> 00:49:48,774
Turn it off.
793
00:49:48,775 --> 00:49:50,454
You turn it off!
794
00:49:50,455 --> 00:49:54,455
Turn it off.
795
00:49:55,455 --> 00:49:57,094
You turn it off, Beth!
796
00:49:57,095 --> 00:49:58,574
Beth?
797
00:49:58,575 --> 00:50:02,574
Turn it... off! Please.
798
00:50:02,575 --> 00:50:06,575
Turn it off.
799
00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:30,573
Beth?
800
00:50:30,574 --> 00:50:32,453
Wait!
801
00:50:32,454 --> 00:50:34,413
I'm sorry, I was pissed.
802
00:50:34,414 --> 00:50:36,933
Can we just talk about this
properly, please?
803
00:50:36,934 --> 00:50:40,093
I've said some really awful shit.
Beth, I love you.
804
00:50:40,094 --> 00:50:42,773
Listen, we can work this out.
805
00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:44,413
No, Beth...
806
00:50:44,414 --> 00:50:47,453
Beth, please!
807
00:50:47,454 --> 00:50:51,453
Beth!
808
00:50:55,693 --> 00:50:57,252
That day, I didn't go to work.
809
00:50:57,253 --> 00:51:00,172
I just stayed at home and...
810
00:51:00,173 --> 00:51:02,892
..tried to work out
how to make amends.
811
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,372
But she just didn't come back.
812
00:51:05,373 --> 00:51:09,373
And thanks to the block,
I couldn't...
813
00:51:09,493 --> 00:51:13,372
I couldn't message her.
I couldn't call her.
814
00:51:13,373 --> 00:51:15,332
After a week, I was pretty desperate.
815
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:19,332
So I just hung around
outside her work, like a stalker.
816
00:51:22,132 --> 00:51:24,571
Tim! Gita!
817
00:51:24,572 --> 00:51:27,211
Have you seen Beth?
818
00:51:27,212 --> 00:51:29,131
She left.
819
00:51:29,132 --> 00:51:30,411
Left. What, like...?
820
00:51:30,412 --> 00:51:32,051
Handed in her notice.
821
00:51:32,052 --> 00:51:36,052
No-one knows where she is.
822
00:51:40,252 --> 00:51:42,891
Joe?
823
00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:45,131
Joe! No, leave him.
824
00:51:45,132 --> 00:51:48,211
I was still hopeful
that she would get in touch,
825
00:51:48,212 --> 00:51:52,170
or at least remove the block
so that I could contact her.
826
00:51:52,171 --> 00:51:55,210
But no.
827
00:51:55,211 --> 00:51:58,210
When there's a block,
you can't even wallow properly.
828
00:51:58,211 --> 00:52:00,770
You can't switch it off.
829
00:52:00,771 --> 00:52:03,570
You can't take the Zed-Eyes out.
830
00:52:03,571 --> 00:52:07,571
And it doesn't just block them,
it blocks every image of them.
831
00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:11,891
So every memory
I had of her was vandalised.
832
00:52:17,491 --> 00:52:21,490
And then one day
I'm out in town and...
833
00:52:24,490 --> 00:52:26,809
..it was her.
834
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:30,810
She was pregnant.
835
00:52:32,570 --> 00:52:36,570
She'd kept it.
836
00:52:36,610 --> 00:52:38,169
Well, I just sort of lost it.
837
00:52:38,170 --> 00:52:41,610
I just ran over and started
pleading with her. Just pleading.
838
00:52:44,170 --> 00:52:47,329
Turn it off. Turn it off.
Just turn it off.
839
00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,769
Turn it off. Beth, turn it off.
840
00:52:49,770 --> 00:52:51,728
Help. Get off me!
841
00:52:51,729 --> 00:52:55,729
Some passer-by called the police.
They took me down the station.
842
00:52:56,369 --> 00:53:00,369
And that was that.
843
00:53:02,049 --> 00:53:04,688
So, by now, the block's
got legal backing.
844
00:53:04,689 --> 00:53:07,448
And there's a GPS so that if I go
within ten metres of her,
845
00:53:07,449 --> 00:53:11,449
bang - I get arrested.
846
00:53:12,089 --> 00:53:14,048
Harsh.
847
00:53:14,049 --> 00:53:16,888
Yeah, and I've got no idea
where she is.
848
00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:19,728
If...
Whether she's had the baby or not.
849
00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:22,247
Whether it's a boy or a girl.
850
00:53:22,248 --> 00:53:25,447
If it's OK.
851
00:53:25,448 --> 00:53:28,927
I've got absolutely no way
of getting in touch with her.
852
00:53:28,928 --> 00:53:32,887
Except I knew where her dad lived.
853
00:53:32,888 --> 00:53:36,888
So I write her a letter,
this begging letter.
854
00:53:37,728 --> 00:53:41,728
Laying it all out, you know,
and I get no response.
855
00:53:45,128 --> 00:53:49,128
So I write again...
856
00:53:49,968 --> 00:53:53,606
..and again...
857
00:53:53,607 --> 00:53:56,486
..and again.
858
00:53:56,487 --> 00:54:00,487
No response.
859
00:54:01,127 --> 00:54:02,686
She cut you out good.
860
00:54:02,687 --> 00:54:06,086
But there was one thing I could do.
861
00:54:06,087 --> 00:54:09,086
I knew she spent every Christmas
with him at his place,
862
00:54:09,087 --> 00:54:13,087
so I knew that she would
definitely be there.
863
00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:17,487
So, the day before,
Christmas Eve, I headed up.
864
00:54:21,126 --> 00:54:23,605
And where her dad lived
was this isolated place
865
00:54:23,606 --> 00:54:25,445
in the back of beyond.
866
00:54:25,446 --> 00:54:29,165
I'd never been up there without her.
867
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:32,925
It was weird being on the outside.
868
00:54:32,926 --> 00:54:36,086
I waited there all day. Until...
869
00:54:51,805 --> 00:54:54,964
Well, I had to take a closer look.
870
00:54:54,965 --> 00:54:58,124
And there's her dad with our baby,
871
00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:00,404
but I can't even see its face
because...
872
00:55:00,405 --> 00:55:04,405
Legal blocks cover offspring too.
873
00:55:04,845 --> 00:55:06,804
Been there.
874
00:55:06,805 --> 00:55:10,805
That hurts.
875
00:55:12,365 --> 00:55:16,365
I couldn't even tell
if it was a boy or a girl.
876
00:55:25,124 --> 00:55:29,124
I know this sounds stupid...
877
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:35,243
..but seeing something...
878
00:55:35,244 --> 00:55:39,244
..was better than nothing.
879
00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:43,684
So I kept going back.
880
00:55:43,884 --> 00:55:47,884
It became an annual pilgrimage.
881
00:55:48,124 --> 00:55:52,123
Once a year I'd head up there
and watch them from a distance.
882
00:55:53,883 --> 00:55:57,883
Watching the kid grow up, you know?
883
00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:13,762
More than anything I just wanted
to make some sort of contact.
884
00:56:13,763 --> 00:56:15,562
Anything.
885
00:56:15,563 --> 00:56:19,322
So, one Christmas, kid must have
been about four by now,
886
00:56:19,323 --> 00:56:23,322
I headed up there
and I took a little present with me.
887
00:56:23,722 --> 00:56:27,722
Just a small, stupid thing.
888
00:56:30,922 --> 00:56:34,922
For the first time,
I could see she was a girl.
889
00:56:38,362 --> 00:56:42,362
I had a daughter.
890
00:56:44,882 --> 00:56:48,882
So, Santa Claus...
891
00:56:48,922 --> 00:56:52,601
..did you try it again next year?
892
00:56:52,602 --> 00:56:54,851
Something happened before then.
893
00:57:06,228 --> 00:57:07,948
'It had been a few months since
894
00:57:07,987 --> 00:57:10,907
'I'd been up there
to look at my daughter.
895
00:57:10,907 --> 00:57:14,907
'I was just sat at home watching TV,
flipping through the channels.'
896
00:57:15,187 --> 00:57:19,186
'..which claimed the lives of 26
people on a quiet Wednesday morning.
897
00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:21,027
'Passengers like Palab Ghatak,
898
00:57:21,028 --> 00:57:23,666
'just 18, on his way
to his first job interview,
899
00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:27,666
'and Bethany Grey, a young mother
who'd only recently started...'
900
00:57:31,626 --> 00:57:34,386
It had been so long since
I'd seen her, it was hard to imagine
901
00:57:34,387 --> 00:57:37,626
anything but that shadow
in her place.
902
00:57:37,626 --> 00:57:41,626
But now that the block
had died with her...
903
00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:45,665
..there she was.
904
00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:48,986
She was gone.
905
00:57:52,986 --> 00:57:56,985
Sorry.
906
00:58:00,385 --> 00:58:03,944
But there was one silver lining...
907
00:58:03,945 --> 00:58:05,384
With the block gone.
908
00:58:05,385 --> 00:58:09,385
You'd get to see your daughter.
909
00:58:12,665 --> 00:58:16,665
'It was almost Christmas,
so I bought her this snow globe -
910
00:58:17,425 --> 00:58:20,624
'Just a present to give her.
911
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:24,624
'And I headed up to Beth's dad's.'
912
00:58:38,504 --> 00:58:42,504
'And there she was.'
913
00:58:43,624 --> 00:58:47,543
Not a silhouette.
914
00:58:47,544 --> 00:58:51,544
Real.
915
00:59:10,863 --> 00:59:14,863
Hello, darling.
916
00:59:33,062 --> 00:59:35,141
# The world
917
00:59:35,142 --> 00:59:38,741
# May think I'm foolish
918
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:42,742
# They can't see you
919
00:59:43,302 --> 00:59:46,101
# Like I can
920
00:59:46,102 --> 00:59:49,781
# Oh, but anyone
921
00:59:49,782 --> 00:59:53,782
# Who knows what love is
922
00:59:55,661 --> 00:59:59,661
# Will understand. #
923
01:00:01,381 --> 01:00:05,381
What is it, May?
Would you like a drink?
924
01:00:12,621 --> 01:00:16,621
What are you doing here?
925
01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:28,619
Beth's dead.
926
01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:31,139
Do you understand?
927
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,899
She's dead.
928
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:36,900
There's nothing for you here.
929
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:42,379
Where's my daughter?
930
01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:45,059
What daughter?
931
01:00:45,060 --> 01:00:48,499
This is Beth's daughter.
932
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:51,939
I want to see my daughter.
933
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:55,939
May, go upstairs.
934
01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:12,418
If this is about those letters...
935
01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:15,938
..I threw them out
before she saw them.
936
01:01:15,939 --> 01:01:17,298
She was a mess,
937
01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:21,299
she'd had to leave
everything behind.
938
01:01:22,499 --> 01:01:26,498
I want to see my daughter.
939
01:01:27,018 --> 01:01:31,018
I think you should go.
940
01:01:34,498 --> 01:01:38,498
Get out of this house.
941
01:01:44,298 --> 01:01:46,177
I want to see my daughter.
942
01:01:46,178 --> 01:01:50,178
You have no daughter here!
943
01:02:06,137 --> 01:02:10,137
# ..a great big smile
on somebody's face
944
01:02:11,737 --> 01:02:14,256
# If you jump into your bed
945
01:02:14,257 --> 01:02:17,536
# Quickly cover up your head
946
01:02:17,537 --> 01:02:19,576
# Don't you lock the doors
947
01:02:19,577 --> 01:02:23,577
# You know that sweet Santa Claus
is on the way
948
01:02:24,017 --> 01:02:28,016
# Well, I wish it could be
Christmas every day... #
949
01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:37,975
It was that clock.
950
01:02:37,976 --> 01:02:41,255
It was that clock.
951
01:02:41,256 --> 01:02:45,256
Then what happened?
952
01:02:47,936 --> 01:02:49,815
Tell me.
953
01:02:49,816 --> 01:02:53,095
'I just left.'
954
01:02:53,096 --> 01:02:56,974
# When you're skating in the park
955
01:02:56,975 --> 01:03:00,134
# If the snow cloud makes it dark
956
01:03:00,135 --> 01:03:04,135
# Then your rosy cheeks are gonna
light my merry way
957
01:03:06,815 --> 01:03:10,815
# Now the frosty paws appear... #
958
01:03:10,975 --> 01:03:13,294
'I got in the car
959
01:03:13,295 --> 01:03:16,494
'and I just drove.'
960
01:03:16,495 --> 01:03:20,495
'Anywhere. I don't know where.'
961
01:03:23,855 --> 01:03:27,854
'I walked into the nearest town
and I...
962
01:03:28,934 --> 01:03:32,934
'I slept on the street and I drank.'
963
01:03:36,294 --> 01:03:38,413
'And then after a while,
I don't know how long,
964
01:03:38,414 --> 01:03:41,933
'a couple of months,
they picked me up.'
965
01:03:41,934 --> 01:03:45,934
They wanted me to talk
but I couldn't talk...
966
01:03:47,814 --> 01:03:51,814
'..because if I said it,
it would be real.'
967
01:03:53,574 --> 01:03:57,573
So I didn't say anything,
I didn't tell them.
968
01:04:01,213 --> 01:04:05,213
And what about the girl?
969
01:04:05,573 --> 01:04:09,573
What happened to the girl?
970
01:04:11,773 --> 01:04:15,332
I only know what they said.
971
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:19,333
What did they say?
972
01:04:26,733 --> 01:04:30,732
What did they say?
What is this place?
973
01:04:31,212 --> 01:04:33,731
What did they say?
What do we do here?
974
01:04:33,732 --> 01:04:34,971
Our job. The job.
975
01:04:34,972 --> 01:04:38,972
Joe, stay with me.
What did they say?
976
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,971
What did they say, Joe?
977
01:04:40,972 --> 01:04:44,972
That she just...
she just stayed in the house.
978
01:04:57,412 --> 01:04:59,010
It was, um...
979
01:04:59,011 --> 01:05:02,770
It was Christmas Eve, so she just...
980
01:05:02,771 --> 01:05:06,771
..she just stayed hidden.
She didn't move.
981
01:05:12,851 --> 01:05:16,851
Then on Boxing Day she realised
that no-one was going to help.
982
01:05:22,371 --> 01:05:26,371
And she gave her grandad
a present that she'd made.
983
01:05:33,970 --> 01:05:37,970
And she went out to go and get help.
984
01:05:49,410 --> 01:05:53,410
How far did she get?
985
01:06:00,769 --> 01:06:04,528
Oh, may God forgive me.
God forgive me.
986
01:06:04,529 --> 01:06:07,768
So you confess?
987
01:06:07,769 --> 01:06:11,769
Joe?
988
01:06:14,569 --> 01:06:17,688
Just say it.
989
01:06:17,689 --> 01:06:21,689
Just let it out.
990
01:06:27,929 --> 01:06:30,407
I confess.
991
01:06:30,408 --> 01:06:33,368
I confess.
992
01:06:41,728 --> 01:06:43,607
Whoo! I knew I could do it.
993
01:06:43,608 --> 01:06:46,127
Boom! I told you I'd get it.
994
01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:49,767
All right, I'm coming out.
995
01:06:49,768 --> 01:06:53,768
Sorry, Joe.
996
01:07:11,807 --> 01:07:14,606
Well? That had to be enough...
997
01:07:14,607 --> 01:07:16,966
Full confession. Clear conviction.
998
01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:18,686
Well done.
999
01:07:18,687 --> 01:07:21,446
Two days we pressed him
and he said piss all,
1000
01:07:21,447 --> 01:07:23,846
this bastard cracks him
in 70 minutes.
1001
01:07:23,847 --> 01:07:27,686
He knows he's guilty,
he needed to unload.
1002
01:07:27,687 --> 01:07:30,445
It wasn't really 70 minutes,
not to him.
1003
01:07:30,446 --> 01:07:33,605
When he was first ingested,
I tweaked the time preferences,
1004
01:07:33,606 --> 01:07:37,606
made it seam like five years
from his perspective.
1005
01:07:37,686 --> 01:07:41,686
Some might say that five years
with me is punishment enough.
1006
01:07:42,326 --> 01:07:46,326
Wait here.
1007
01:07:50,046 --> 01:07:53,965
Mr Potter.
1008
01:07:53,966 --> 01:07:56,685
Congratulations on your confession.
1009
01:07:56,686 --> 01:08:00,685
That cookie we took out of your head
just gave us the full story.
1010
01:08:01,845 --> 01:08:04,084
So you can keep the silent act up
as long as you want.
1011
01:08:04,085 --> 01:08:08,085
Makes no difference -
you've already talked.
1012
01:08:10,645 --> 01:08:14,645
Also, Merry Christmas.
1013
01:08:24,005 --> 01:08:26,324
So...
1014
01:08:26,325 --> 01:08:28,564
The deal?
1015
01:08:28,565 --> 01:08:32,564
Break a confession from him
and I go free, right?
1016
01:08:32,884 --> 01:08:35,203
I'm the expert, you needed me...
1017
01:08:35,204 --> 01:08:38,363
That's one for the Home Office.
1018
01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:42,364
We'll make good on the offer.
You're free to go, Mr Trent.
1019
01:08:43,644 --> 01:08:46,603
With some caveats.
1020
01:08:46,604 --> 01:08:49,363
Caveats?
You'll be on the register.
1021
01:08:49,364 --> 01:08:51,203
What register?
1022
01:08:51,204 --> 01:08:53,443
The one for Peeping Tom pervs.
1023
01:08:53,444 --> 01:08:57,163
All I did was help some lonely guys
by providing a service.
1024
01:08:57,164 --> 01:08:58,483
An illegal service.
1025
01:08:58,484 --> 01:09:01,042
You also failed to report a murder -
1026
01:09:01,043 --> 01:09:03,522
fatal poisoning,
in case you've forgotten.
1027
01:09:03,523 --> 01:09:06,882
Kept that information from your
Cookie Monster mate, didn't you?
1028
01:09:06,883 --> 01:09:08,522
What does it mean, this register?
1029
01:09:08,523 --> 01:09:10,602
It means you're blocked. By who?
1030
01:09:10,603 --> 01:09:14,603
By everyone.
1031
01:09:45,522 --> 01:09:47,202
Hot chestnuts!
1032
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,800
# Are you ready, children?
1033
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,999
# When the.... #
1034
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,599
Hey, come on.
1035
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,239
Just changing the time settings.
1036
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,518
Cranked him up
to 1,000 years a minute.
1037
01:11:02,519 --> 01:11:05,478
There's a proper sentence.
1038
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:09,479
Or do you want me to switch him off?
1039
01:11:12,199 --> 01:11:16,199
No. Leave him on for Christmas.
1040
01:11:26,399 --> 01:11:30,399
# Oh, I wish
it could be Christmas every day
1041
01:11:33,318 --> 01:11:36,477
# Let the bells ring out
1042
01:11:36,478 --> 01:11:40,478
# For Christmas... #
1043
01:12:05,637 --> 01:12:08,636
# When the snowman brings the snow
When the snowman brings the snow
1044
01:12:08,637 --> 01:12:12,636
# Well, he just might like to know
He just might like to know
1045
01:12:12,637 --> 01:12:14,317
# He's put a great big smile... #
1046
01:12:14,318 --> 01:12:17,157
Aaaarrrgh!
1047
01:12:17,157 --> 01:12:20,236
# So if Santa brings
that sleigh... #
1048
01:12:20,237 --> 01:12:23,836
Argh! Aaaargh!
1049
01:12:23,837 --> 01:12:26,716
# Along the milky way
Along the milky way
1050
01:12:26,717 --> 01:12:28,756
# I'll sign my name on
the rooftop in the snow
1051
01:12:28,757 --> 01:12:31,996
# Then he may decide to stay
1052
01:12:31,997 --> 01:12:35,996
# Well, I wish it could be
Christmas every day
1053
01:12:38,476 --> 01:12:42,476
# When the kids start singing
and the band begins to play
1054
01:12:44,756 --> 01:12:48,756
# Oh-oh-oh, I wish it could be
Christmas every day
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