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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,172 Diane: Hey, Marla. My cleaning service flaked, 2 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,673 so I can't make it. 3 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,508 Yeah, it's been a big ol' shit show. 4 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,178 I had people checking in to units that weren't clean, 5 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:55,680 and now I'm here with a vacuum. 6 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:59,434 No. No. You stay. I'm fine. You know, I got my music. 7 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,937 It's -- It's kind of relaxing. Okay, now. Bye-bye. 8 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:23,208 Hi. Can I help you? 9 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,835 Woman: Yes. I'm having a little bit of car trouble. 10 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,587 These steep mountain roads. 11 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,256 They got me stuck. 12 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,384 Can I borrow your phone? 13 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:35,095 Diane: My phone? Don't you have a cellphone? 14 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,013 It -- It died. 15 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,015 Guess this just ain't my day. 16 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,726 Oh. This here is my son. 17 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,482 Diane: Wait. What are you -- No, you can't -- 18 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,776 No! What are you -- You can't come in here! 19 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:58,702 Gibbons: Diane Hamby. She's the first one to die. 20 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,041 This guy did it. 21 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,584 That is fucked up. 22 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,004 Yeah, that's just the beginning of the fucked up. 23 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,755 That log matches the one 24 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,008 that killed the couple in the car. 25 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,260 I think he used it as a weapon. 26 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:16,970 But in the 911 call, it said that the log 27 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:18,596 was flying by itself. 28 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,224 Ha! I'll let you know if I see a flying log, Chief. 29 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,392 Yeah. I just started watching it. 30 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:23,685 Yeah. There's one there. 31 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,437 Alright. You're digitizing this, right? 32 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,564 Not yet. I don't have the right cables. 33 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,274 Well, you better get your ass over to Best Buy, then, 34 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,775 cause you're digitizing this tonight. 35 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,402 Oh, come on, Chief. I got trivia. 36 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,863 The FBI will be here in the morning, 37 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:37,073 and I just know they're gonna take over this case, 38 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,283 and I want my own copy. 39 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,951 You understand? Yes, Chief. 40 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,369 Alright. 41 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,621 Oh, by the way, uh, the couple in the car. 42 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,124 The girl. Yeah. She's still alive. 43 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,334 What? Yeah. 44 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,835 Her face looked like bone chili. 45 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,754 Oh, well, that was her boyfriend's skull matter. 46 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,964 Turns out that she fell underneath the steering wheel, 47 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,674 and that protected her, so... 48 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,635 Not sure I'd want to be alive after that. 49 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,815 Wait. Hold on. Okay. I'm ready. 50 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,859 Yes! 51 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,446 Looks like this city girl 52 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:19,532 finally learned how to throw a lasso. 53 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,243 Right next to this cozy yule log. 54 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,579 There's just one problem. 55 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,498 Mistletoe. Turn it off. 56 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,792 Oh, I don't consider that a problem. 57 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,465 Turn it off! Turn it off! 58 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,009 Turn it off! Turn it off! 59 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:45,517 You know, you should give those movies a chance. 60 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,019 They're cheesy, but they make you feel good. 61 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,397 Where is Alex? 62 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,983 Let me get the doctor. 63 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,404 Is he still alive? 64 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,947 I'll get the doctor. 65 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,825 Alex? Alex?! 66 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,493 Beth: Thanks for letting us stay. 67 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,078 - Oh. No problem. - You don't have to thank them. 68 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,454 We're paying for it, too. 69 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,789 We shouldn't have to pay anything 70 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,457 'cause the host fucked up, right? 71 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:10,959 We're gonna figure it out in the morning. 72 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,044 Ben: So is there any room off limits? 73 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,629 Yeah, actually, our room has our luggage in it, so it's... 74 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,132 Ben: This one has the hot tub. 75 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,384 Holly: Speaking of which... 76 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,760 let's hot tub! 77 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,387 Gibbons: Oh, hell yeah. Now we're talking. 78 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,847 Okay. Whoo! 79 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,223 Beth: Excuse me. You're not gonna come? 80 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,142 The door's open! 81 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,852 Just come in! Beth: Okay. 82 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,562 Ben: You don't know what's been in there. 83 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,688 I'm gonna take a... 84 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,400 Just hang on. 85 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,235 Holly: Do you two want to hot tub? 86 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,113 Gibbons: I'm coming! Hold your horses! 87 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,990 Alex: Uh, why not? 88 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,622 Hello? 89 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,876 Hello?! 90 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:04,429 What the fuck is that? 91 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:14,272 Who's there?! 92 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,782 Come out! I have a gun! 93 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,969 No! No! Fuck that. 94 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,976 What the... 95 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,979 Fuck! 96 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,732 Nice loggy. No. I love trees. I never cut trees. 97 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,359 I don't even use fucking paper. 98 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,112 Help! Help! 99 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,116 Uh...fuck. 100 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,956 Hey, hey. Whoa. Here's some fentanyl. Yeah. 101 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,083 Holidays are stressful, you fucker! 102 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:24,092 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now we're talkin'. 103 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:27,012 Ooh. Fuck yeah. I see that. 104 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,180 Ooh, shit! 105 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:32,600 Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. 106 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,977 Yeah ha ha! 107 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,437 Yeah, baby! 108 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:39,190 Hey! Hey, Mr. Loggy! You know what this is? 109 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,026 Ha! It's a chainsaw. 110 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:44,988 Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah. You better hide! 111 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,531 'Cause I'm gonna whip your wooden ass! 112 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,543 No! No! 113 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,963 No. No What are you fucking doing, you stupid log?! 114 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,506 No! You fucker! No! 115 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,979 I told her to stay home 116 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,440 at least until after the holidays. 117 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,233 But she was stubborn. 118 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,986 And what's with the axe? 119 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,572 Oh. Here she comes. 120 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:36,498 Thank you, everybody. It's really good to be back. 121 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:40,543 I just want to get in the work. 122 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,295 Want to get really lost in the work. 123 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,797 Just as long as everyone knows 124 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,465 it's not me cracking the whip. 125 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,887 I don't mind donating a million, 126 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,931 but I do mind donating a million 127 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,100 to lobby the government and then nothing happens. 128 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,103 Obviously, world governments have been slow, 129 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:02,273 but there are steps that private entities can take, 130 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,110 like growing coral in nurseries 131 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,822 that we then reintroduce into the wild. 132 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,701 Ahh. So colorful. 133 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,787 Coral is just beautiful, isn't it? 134 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,622 I think we have a deal. 135 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,041 Hold on a sec. I'll get my checkbook. 136 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,053 Oh, my God! Look out! 137 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,266 It's gonna murder us all! It's gonna murder us all! 138 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,851 No! 139 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,145 - What's going on here? - Zoe: It's gonna murder us all. 140 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,063 I think it's an issue with the connection. 141 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,523 We'll call you right back. What's happ-- 142 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,234 Oh, my God. Why aren't you guys hiding?! 143 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,408 Man: She just freaked out right in front of a donor. 144 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,535 Oh, wait. Here she comes. 145 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,013 What do you mean the case is closed?! 146 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,350 The killer used a log on you and your fiancé. 147 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,393 Then he went back to the cabin and died in the fire. 148 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,979 That's not at all what happened! 149 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,357 The log flew, okay?! It's all on tape! 150 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,360 The tape has been destroyed, unfortunately. 151 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,029 Yeah, 'cause you're trying to fucking cover it up. 152 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,989 What about the alien -- the alien body 153 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,908 and -- and the giant UFO?! 154 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,202 We didn't find anything, and neither did the FBI. 155 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,871 Okay. What about Holly? I-I think she survived. 156 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,373 She saw something, for sure! 157 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,624 I suggest you get help. 158 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,376 That's what I'm trying to get! 159 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,086 Hello? 160 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,216 What the... 161 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,109 Who is it? 162 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,069 You can see it's me. 163 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,780 Are you alone? 164 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,699 Don't rub it in. 165 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,120 Fuck them. 166 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,455 You're the best thing that ever happened to Coral. 167 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,916 Not too much. I'm on painkillers. 168 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,716 I just don't know how I'm gonna survive the holidays. 169 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,925 It's not easy. 170 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,343 That Yule Log wants to kill me. 171 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,053 It's gonna find a way! 172 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,472 I just feel like I'm trapped in a horror movie 173 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,932 that I can't get out of. 174 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:44,561 Zoe, you have been in a horror movie, 175 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,439 which is why you need a reset. 176 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,441 Move to a new movie. 177 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:54,112 Something warm and fuzzy. Like a Hallmark movie. 178 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,656 No. No Hallmark. Too Christmasy. 179 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:01,077 Okay, okay. How about...this? 180 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,706 Mexico! 181 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,126 Just sun and beach and sexy pool boys. 182 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,377 No fireplaces! 183 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,796 Just an open bar. 184 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,133 I can bring my axe? 185 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,593 Uh-huh... 186 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,678 How much is it? 187 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,055 I'm hitting "buy." No! 188 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,806 I'm hitting "buy," Aah! No! Wait! No! 189 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,142 Whoop! Too late. It's done. 190 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,812 I see a tree. 191 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,316 That's a palm tree. And I'm gonna bop you. 192 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,444 Ooh! They have three infinity pools. 193 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,074 ♪ Deejay, drop the beat ♪ 194 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,076 Both: ♪ Yo, let's get this party started ♪ 195 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,203 ♪ This right here ain't for the weak-hearted ♪ 196 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,497 ♪ The house on fire, the beat on point ♪ 197 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,041 ♪ Let's raise the roof up, blow this joint ♪ 198 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,669 - ♪ Party ♪ - ♪ It goes on and on ♪ 199 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,961 ♪ Till the break of dawn ♪ 200 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,839 ♪ Come on, come on, party ♪ 201 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,467 ♪ Deejay, drop the beat ♪ 202 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:04,683 Aww. Look. Isn't that cute? "Mistletoe." 203 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,101 Gross. 204 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,575 See?! This -- This is how we die! 205 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,828 No, no. Zoe, friend, okay... 206 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,205 We're flipping the script. We're manifesting. 207 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,790 The tow-truck driver is gonna be 208 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,292 a 300-pound psycho with a chainsaw! 209 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,129 Or maybe he'll be a total snack, 210 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,923 recently widowed and on the rebound, hm? 211 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,050 If he's wearing a ski mask, I am running. 212 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,552 Well, could you at least put down the axe 213 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,263 or else he'll think we're the psycho killers? 214 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,514 Oh! 215 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,287 Someone call a tow truck? 216 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,497 Told ya. 217 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,926 Come on, gang! Let's go, let's go! 218 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,905 Who's got the charging cables? Madison! 219 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,648 Okay. So...do you want the good news or the bad news? 220 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:20,819 Whatever you recommend. I mean, you're the... 221 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:21,820 Zoe: Mechanic. 222 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,905 ...mechanic. 223 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,157 Your radiator's shot. 224 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,119 Now, it can be fixed, but it's not going to be cheap. 225 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,788 Okay. So what's the good news? 226 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,748 That was the good news. 227 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,127 The bad news is the landslide blocked the road. 228 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,004 You guys aren't getting out of here for a few days. 229 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,047 No, no, no, no, no, no. T-That's not gonna work. 230 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,049 That's not until after Christmas! 231 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,010 Baby girl. It will be fine. 232 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,428 This place is lovely! 233 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,305 We'll get an awesome room -- top of the line. 234 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,683 Yeah, that might be kind of hard. 235 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,852 Hotels get pretty booked up this time of year. 236 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,020 For the festival. 237 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,188 Festival? 238 00:14:57,272 --> 00:15:01,026 Yeah. It's the annual Yule Log Festival. 239 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:07,365 The annual... Yule log Festival? 240 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,200 But your town's called Mistletoe! 241 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,536 Well, we used to have a mistletoe festival. 242 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,330 Uh, I guess people thought it was rapey. 243 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,083 Oh. We are still in a horror movie. 244 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,378 Okay? Our car breaks down in a creepy little town, 245 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,380 and they have a Yule Log Festival? 246 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,342 This type of thing happens all the time in Hallmark movies. 247 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:29,346 A wacky mishap forces sexy city people -- that's us -- 248 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,890 to temporarily live in an adorable small town 249 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,393 where we meet-cute with total hotties. 250 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,562 What? 251 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,564 It happens. Look it up! 252 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,195 So, I sleep on that pull-out couch over there. 253 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,654 Y'all are welcome to share. 254 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,531 That's very kind of you. No, no, no, no, no. 255 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,116 We are going into town 256 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,744 and we are going to rent a helicopter or something. 257 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,579 Uh, I don't know about that. 258 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,998 But there are some cute antique stores. 259 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,209 Y-Yeah. 260 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,420 You go and report back. 261 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,381 And I'll stay here with Tanner 262 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,759 and see if we can't get our...engine purring. 263 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,760 Hm? 264 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,059 Love you. Bye-ee! 265 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:54,305 Whoa! 266 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,683 Whoa! Why don't you look where you're going? 267 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,269 You were the one walking around with the selfie stick. 268 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:03,189 It's my job. I have millions of followers. 269 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,816 You probably recognize me. 270 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,443 I don't. 271 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,820 I'm Beauregard. My channel is BeauRevolution. 272 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,157 I was voted in the top ten brands at the Influencer Awards. 273 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,075 Thrice. Heh. 274 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,744 What's up, my BeauRevolutionaries?! 275 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,581 I just met-cute with one of the local yokels. 276 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,708 I'm not a local yokel! 277 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,294 Hm, with that axe, I assumed you were a lumberjack. 278 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,671 Oh, oh, hey! You're getting a lot of likes! 279 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,506 Think the fans want me to ask you to dinner. 280 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,799 I'm not interested. 281 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,509 Here. Let's exchange contact info. 282 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,720 Zoe! This is perfect. How did you -- 283 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,972 I do "Beauregard's Love Life A to Z." 284 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,182 And you can be my Z. 285 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,059 Wait. Tonight at 8, okay? 286 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,352 I'll text you the deets. And don't worry. 287 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,938 It's my treat. Because I'm rich. 288 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,024 Wait. Uh, Beauregard. 289 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,235 Hi. Um... Do you have a helicopter? 290 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,530 You bet I do. 291 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,116 Here's money for the dry cleaners. 292 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,870 Wait. That's $1,000! 293 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,288 Is that not enough? 294 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,624 I have no idea how much regular things cost. 295 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,917 I'll see you tonight. 296 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,842 Oh, my -- Oh. My goodness. 297 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,260 I am so sorry. 298 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,429 I was loading these bails of hay from my heifers, 299 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,140 and I guess I just -- It's okay. 300 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,894 Oh. My manners. I-I'm Dale. 301 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,063 Let me at least get you a glass of fresh milk. 302 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,732 No. Really. It's okay. Thank you. 303 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,901 O...kay. 304 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,572 Oh, my goodness! Are you okay? 305 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,408 I am getting a little sore. 306 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,243 I was just toting around this here fire hose, 307 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,286 and I wasn't watching where I was going. 308 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,080 Ohh. Where are my manners? 309 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,081 I'm Blaze. 310 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,416 Blaze? 311 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,209 I know. Kind of ironic. 312 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,086 Blaze. Fireman. 313 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,089 The guys like to razz me about it. 314 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,257 And you are...? 315 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,467 In a hurry. Goodbye. 316 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,641 Oh! I'm so sorry! 317 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,436 I was just taking these tools to the construction site, 318 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,022 and I must have -- Help! Help! 319 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,821 I'm sorry to grab you. But you seem new here. 320 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:21,286 Our town is known for its clumsy hunks. 321 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,872 Um, thank you. 322 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,624 Birt. Birt Card. 323 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,669 Zoe. I don't think I've ever met a Birt before. 324 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,298 Short for Birthday. Birthday card. 325 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,133 Ohh... My mom has a sense of humor. 326 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,468 That's her, by the way. 327 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,970 Oh, uh, nice to meet you, Mrs. Card. 328 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,055 Call me Nana. 329 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,765 And that's my son, Jaxon. 330 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,975 I make the superhero ornaments! 331 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,562 Welcome to our humble little Christmas ornament store. 332 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:51,483 Christmas ornament store. This is all year round? 333 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,652 Have you ever had pancakes for supper?! 334 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,654 Uh, yeah. Yes. 335 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,406 Mom always said you should be able to enjoy 336 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,493 the things you like anytime you want. 337 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,995 She sounds like a very smart woman. 338 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,206 Uh, where is she? 339 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,583 Heaven. 340 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:12,003 Oh! I am -- I am so sorry. 341 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,676 Savannah left us two years ago. 342 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:23,264 My, uh -- My fiancé, he passed a couple months ago. 343 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,225 We are in the club no one wants to be in. 344 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,811 I-I'm so sorry. 345 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:31,690 At least Savannah left you this store as a legacy. 346 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,818 Hmm. Not for long, I'm afraid. 347 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,361 A big corporate Christmas ornament store 348 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,612 just opened up downtown. 349 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,239 They're taking all our customers. 350 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,408 I keep saying you should do a billboard! 351 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:45,370 Advertise! And put me on it where I can be famous! 352 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,163 Nana wants to be famous. 353 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,207 Hmm! Great. 354 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,377 Well, uh, I think that the coast is clear. 355 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,338 So, um, goodbye. 356 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,340 Ohh! 357 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,384 Our winter collection! 358 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,303 Oh, my gosh! I am so sorry! 359 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,305 Oh! Wait. 360 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,392 I have cash. 361 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,685 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Your money's no good here. 362 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,438 It's not just about the money. 363 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,107 Our customers ordered those! 364 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,609 And I thought the hunks were clumsy. 365 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,904 These women from the big city are worse! 366 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:35,420 Look. I think that I fixed it. 367 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,550 Damn it. 368 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,761 May I? 369 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,137 Please. 370 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,394 You're doing great. 371 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,854 Thanks. 372 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,814 It's just that, uh... 373 00:21:56,399 --> 00:22:01,404 ...in the big city, you all rush everywhere. 374 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:05,283 Here in a small town, we take our time. 375 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,786 Like giving the glue time to set. 376 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,371 Hm. 377 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,540 And be gentle. 378 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:16,378 As gentle as if you are mending a broken heart. 379 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,477 You won't stay single long in Mistletoe. 380 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,104 What? No. I -- 381 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,732 I don't plan to stay long in Mistletoe at all. 382 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,489 Oh, crap. I, um -- I gotta go. 383 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,747 This place is really nice. 384 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,708 I own it. 385 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,420 It's called Disruptions. 'Cause I'm a disrupter. 386 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,840 So, um, you had said that you have a -- 387 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,633 Hello, my BeauRevolutionaries! 388 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,636 We're here at my restaurant, Disruptions, 389 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,973 with my beautiful date, Zoe! 390 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:12,684 Zoe, have you heard of avocado toast? 391 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,060 Could you please not? 392 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,022 Then you are gonna love avocado fruitcake! 393 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,525 Signing out. Ohh! 394 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,737 Feeding the engaging-content beast is exhausting. 395 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,407 So tell me about Zoe. What makes Zoe tick? 396 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,743 I just really need your helicopter 397 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,537 to get out of this town today. 398 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,716 Are you having a PTSD flashback 399 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,218 because of what happened to your fiancé? 400 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,347 How do you know about that? 401 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,390 My team researches everyone I date. 402 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,892 But have no fear. 403 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,061 You see that guy over there? 404 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,773 Bodyguard. 405 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,194 Nothing can harm you when you're with me. 406 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:08,448 So, um... about that helicopter. 407 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,908 Oh, yeah. It's here. 408 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,327 Ah. It is picking up some people tonight. 409 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,411 Can I get on it? 410 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,829 Zoe, so soon? 411 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,332 If you need a place to stay, I have a suite. 412 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,210 I just really need to leave. Please. 413 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,088 Okay. 414 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,173 It leaves tonight at 9:30 sharp. 415 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,424 I'll have my car take you. 416 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,177 Really?! Oh, thank you! Thank you! 417 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:37,852 But, first, avocado fruitcake! 418 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,270 Hoh-hoh! 419 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,898 It is disruptive and delicious! 420 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:48,613 Yeah, I'm sponsoring the Yule Log Festival this year. 421 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,073 I'm flying in influencers 422 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,866 from all over the country to help promote it. 423 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:54,119 That's what my chopper's doing, picking up influencers. 424 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:55,328 Oh! 425 00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,872 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. 426 00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:59,624 I-I was taking these presents to the orphanage. 427 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,584 Hey! She's with me! Beat it! 428 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:02,919 Didn't expect to see an angel. 429 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,462 My name's Sean, by the way. 430 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,922 Alright, alright, alright! Nobody cares! 431 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,757 Get out of here! Let's go! Get outta here! 432 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,718 Sean: Oh, no. The children. 433 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,806 I should probably get to that chopper. 434 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,975 Come on. We got a couple more minutes. 435 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:20,812 I want to show you my latest disruptive business. 436 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,357 Get ready! Ohh! 437 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,443 Morenaments! Hoh-hoh! 438 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:30,113 I am completely disrupting the Christmas ornament industry 439 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:34,826 because ornaments can be so much more. 440 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,370 So you're the one putting Birt's store out of business. 441 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,664 I'm a disrupter! Look. 442 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,334 I have talking ornaments, 3D-printed ornaments, 443 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,626 ornaments with A.I. 444 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,503 Oh! Here. Check this one out. 445 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,215 Man: They're racing through time to fight the British in 1776! 446 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,218 "17 Fast 17 Furious." Now in theaters. 447 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,013 The movie studios pay me to advertise. 448 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,515 Then I sell an ornament. Double the money! 449 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:01,603 Mr. Beauregard, it's time to get Miss Zoe to the helicopter. 450 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,897 We were just having fun! 451 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,565 Are you sure you want to go? 452 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:08,777 I'm sure. Thanks for everything. 453 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,403 That's a gift. 454 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,072 For until we meet again. 455 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:15,283 Mamma mia! Here we go yet again! 456 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:18,078 "Mamma Mia 7" is laying its love on you. 457 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,412 In theaters now! 458 00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:20,872 I don't normally like sequels, 459 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:24,125 but this one's pretty good. 460 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,378 Can we make one more stop? 461 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,046 Roger: Yes, ma'am. 462 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,053 Get her out of here! 463 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,633 Jakester! I got us a chopper! 464 00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,343 Let's get out of here! 465 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:19,431 Oh. Uh...sorry. 466 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,058 I was hoping you'd be charmed by our little town. 467 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,602 Am I a bad friend if I want to stay? 468 00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:27,147 You can stay. I'm getting out of here. 469 00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,951 Ohh! Oh. So sorry. 470 00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,662 I was just refilling these gas cans. 471 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:43,955 I hope I didn't cause any sparks. 472 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:46,583 Zoe: Wait! No! I'm coming! Wait! 473 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:49,210 Hey! I'm coming! Wait for me! 474 00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:53,006 Hey! Hey! Down here! 475 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,098 Fuck! 476 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:27,207 Hey. We were just looking at Christmas lights. 477 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,712 Oh, no. Zoe... 478 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:36,591 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 479 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,639 Zoe: Thank you for letting me stay here. 480 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,391 Birt: Think nothing of it. 481 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,976 Oh. I'm so sorry. 482 00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:50,313 Let me move that. 483 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:51,898 I feel so guilty. 484 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,234 I feel like I'm putting you out or -- 485 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,402 No. No, no. 486 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,821 My wife would love that you're here. 487 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,031 Wouldn't you, honey? 488 00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,242 I'm -- I'm teasing. 489 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:04,577 I-I don't actually speak to my wife's ashes. 490 00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:07,080 Zoe: I speak to Alex. 491 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,375 Oh, I totally talk to Savannah, too. 492 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,920 H-How did she -- I'm sorry to ask. I just -- 493 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,588 No, no. There was, uh -- 494 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:20,093 She was jogging one night, and a lumber truck full of logs 495 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:23,555 made a sharp turn, and a-a cable snapped. 496 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,057 That is so strange. 497 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:28,560 A similar thing happened to my fiancé. 498 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:32,272 He was killed by, um... 499 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:33,982 a Yule log. 500 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,652 Is that why you carry the axe? 501 00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:41,614 Oh. If anyone asks, I tell them I lost a bet. 502 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,324 It seems to work. 503 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,702 Nice. 504 00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,537 Uh, this is him. 505 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:51,374 I was on my way to Mexico to scatter the ashes, 506 00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:54,461 but I'm not sure if that's what he wants. 507 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:55,712 I've been there. 508 00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:57,255 I bought the Christmas ornament. 509 00:29:57,339 --> 00:29:59,090 I don't know if Savannah wants to be in the house 510 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:02,719 or at the beach or what. 511 00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:05,347 And once you scatter the ashes, you can't un-scatter them. 512 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,098 Hm. 513 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:10,518 S-Should we put them together? 514 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:11,853 Oh. On the shelf? 515 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,480 Um... 516 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,106 They can chat. 517 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:19,069 Um, yeah. Okay. 518 00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:22,572 Plenty of room. 519 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,327 Oh, gee. Uh... 520 00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:29,120 Towels are in the guest bath. 521 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,330 Zoe: Mm. 522 00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:32,290 Birt: Uh, sleep -- Sleep well. 523 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,046 Jakester: I am so glad you decided to stay. 524 00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:40,548 I said I'm stranded. And I'm terrified. 525 00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,384 And you have two men after you? 526 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:44,094 Oh. The perfect holiday distraction. 527 00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,096 I said I'm terrified. 528 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:49,140 Am I gonna be Team Beauregard or Team Birt? 529 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,059 I have to admit. I hate both of those names. 530 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,560 You know, I feel like we're having 531 00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:53,978 two different conversations. 532 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,897 The one I'm having is more fun. 533 00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,482 So one's sweet and one's rich? 534 00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,693 I wouldn't put it that bluntly. 535 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,486 Oh, and I didn't tell you. 536 00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:03,071 Beauregard's ornament store is the one 537 00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:04,447 that's putting Birt's out of business. 538 00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:06,324 And you're sleeping with them?! 539 00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:08,827 Ugh! Boo, that is cold! You've got to tell Birt! 540 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,704 I'm not sleeping with anyone. 541 00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,706 I'm sleeping at Birt's house. 542 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:14,666 And Beau and I just had dinner. 543 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:18,128 Oh, he's "Beau" now? Things are heating up. 544 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:22,966 I gotta go. We're binging all the "10 Things I Hate About You" movies. 545 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,801 Wait. There's more than one? 546 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,177 Love you. Bye! 547 00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:47,866 Creepy voice: You're gonna die tonight! 548 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:53,413 That's right! 549 00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:57,083 Jigsaw is back with a whole new set of traps! 550 00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:02,213 Watch "Saw 19." 551 00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:05,842 Only in theaters. January 1st. 552 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,182 Birt: Banana pancakes. 553 00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:14,517 Is there a better way to start the day? 554 00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,727 Thank you. 555 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,687 Morning, Zoe. How'd you sleep? 556 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,400 Um, what does it look like? 557 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:28,031 She was tossing and turning all night long...screaming. 558 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:32,827 I-I'm sorry if I, um, kept you up. 559 00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,038 Oh. That's okay. 560 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,083 Nana, would you and Jaxon go open up the store? 561 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,418 I want to talk to Zoe. 562 00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:41,711 Come on, Jaxon. 563 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:44,047 We have got some broken ornaments to glue. 564 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,508 Okay. That's not helpful. 565 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,306 So... 566 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,934 you kicking me out or...? 567 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,602 No, of course not. 568 00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:01,189 But, Zoe -- And I really don't mean to overstep, but I... 569 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:04,901 I think you may have some untreated trauma. 570 00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:07,404 It's not trauma. It's a curse. 571 00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:08,613 N-- Sure. 572 00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,782 When Savannah died, I thought that I was cursed. 573 00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,617 I drowned myself in booze. 574 00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:16,621 No. You're not listening. Nobody listens. 575 00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:19,958 Okay. 576 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,584 I'll listen. 577 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,630 I am locking my mouth shut. 578 00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:31,428 You don't want to hear it. It's -- It's too crazy. 579 00:33:31,469 --> 00:33:33,096 Hm... 580 00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:40,311 You're talking to someone whose name is Birthday Card. 581 00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:41,646 Try me. 582 00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:53,450 My fiancé, Alex. 583 00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:55,577 He had rented us this cabin. 584 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,454 And, um... 585 00:33:57,495 --> 00:34:01,666 we weren't the only guests at this location. 586 00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:12,177 Alex: Zoe! 587 00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:18,725 Anyway, it doesn't -- It doesn't make sense. 588 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:22,687 I understand it. 589 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:28,109 T-There's a log of the Yule variety. 590 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:30,695 It has some sort of curse. 591 00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:34,407 It followed you. It killed your fiancé. 592 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,284 It tried to kill you. Yes. 593 00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:37,827 Not to mention all the other dark forces. 594 00:34:37,869 --> 00:34:40,872 The man in the fire and so forth. Yes! 595 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,500 But let me ask you this. 596 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,293 What if... 597 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:48,546 the log did blow up in that police station? 598 00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:50,382 Then you're spending your whole life 599 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:51,675 worrying for nothing. 600 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,510 And what if it didn't blow up? 601 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:56,137 What if it's coming for me? 602 00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:58,306 We're all gonna die. 603 00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:01,393 We're all waiting for our own Yule Log to kill us. 604 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:04,479 But until that day comes... 605 00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:06,731 wouldn't you rather live in a Hallmark movie 606 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,608 than in a horror movie? 607 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,236 Yes, obviously. 608 00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,615 I got an idea. 609 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,660 When Savannah died, we didn't have a trauma doctor in town. 610 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,204 And we still don't. But that's another story. 611 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:22,414 Have a seat. 612 00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:24,249 The point is, I did my own research. 613 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,376 You can learn anything on YouTube. 614 00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:30,797 And I created my own treatment. 615 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,340 It saved my life. 616 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,094 I want to try it on you. 617 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,681 Is this, like, um, EMDR 618 00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:42,058 with the eyes moving back and forth? 619 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,518 That's part of it. 620 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,772 I know it looks dumb, but try it for five minutes. 621 00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,941 Palms up. 622 00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:51,192 Does it hurt? 623 00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:53,695 Don't open that. 624 00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:57,615 Now, I want you to follow the light with your eyes. 625 00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,409 I know it seems ridiculous. 626 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,244 It seems absolutely ridiculous. 627 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,288 Just trust me, okay? Now... 628 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,457 I want you to think 629 00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:08,418 of what you're most scared of right now. 630 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,128 But don't say it. 631 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,963 Okay. 632 00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:19,054 Now blurt it out! A flying Yule Log! 633 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,805 Open the card. 634 00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,475 And close the card. 635 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,478 Zoe, you're doing great. Keep looking at the light. 636 00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:28,813 Deep breaths. 637 00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:31,399 You said this wouldn't hurt! 638 00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:33,985 What are you most afraid of right now? 639 00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:38,531 A flying Yule Log. An alien. A cult. 640 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:40,158 A hanging tree. A little man in the fire. 641 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,118 Open the card! 642 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,582 I can't do this! 643 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:48,917 No, no, Zoe. This is all good. 644 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,503 Keep going. 645 00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:54,297 What are you afraid of right now? 646 00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:56,800 That I have a curse... 647 00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,802 and that people will die because of me. 648 00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:00,762 Open it! 649 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,892 One word. What are you afraid of? Log. 650 00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:07,852 One word. What are you afraid of? Log! 651 00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:09,354 Look at the lights. I can't hear you. 652 00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:11,231 One word. What are you afraid of? 653 00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,983 Log! A log! A log! God damn you! A log! 654 00:37:14,025 --> 00:37:15,652 Open the card! 655 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,163 Zoe, keep going. You are doing great. 656 00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:41,720 Zoe! Zoe. 657 00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:43,555 I am so sorry. I pushed you too hard. 658 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,182 I shouldn't have done that. Are you okay? 659 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,189 Oh, my gosh! 660 00:37:53,231 --> 00:37:55,400 Holy shit! 661 00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:58,153 Oh, my gosh! I feel great! 662 00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:00,655 You do? 663 00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:03,033 Yes! Oh, my God. 664 00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:06,202 Is this how normal people feel like every day? 665 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:10,040 Hey. Open the card. 666 00:38:17,422 --> 00:38:19,215 Congratulations. 667 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:40,111 Hi! Merry Christmas! 668 00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:43,114 Hello! Happy holidays! 669 00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:46,117 Hi! 670 00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:57,295 Well! Don't you have a glow! 671 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,048 Did you do a little boom-chicka-wow-wow? 672 00:39:00,131 --> 00:39:03,134 Gosh. It is not like that, Nana. 673 00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:05,136 Oh, I know what it's like. 674 00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:09,391 Oh, no. It's Dawn. 675 00:39:09,474 --> 00:39:11,184 Zoe: Hello. Welcome. 676 00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:14,562 Uh, what kind of ornament can I interest you in? 677 00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:17,399 Ohh, I bought all my ornaments 678 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,484 at that new store, Morenaments. 679 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:22,821 Well, they're so much... more. 680 00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:25,490 No, I'm here on real-estate business. 681 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:27,951 We are not selling. 682 00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:30,745 Well, I know change can be hard, 683 00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:32,330 but this store could make way 684 00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:34,916 for something people actually want. 685 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,043 I don't know. Like, 100 different olive oils 686 00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:39,045 or flavored popcorn. 687 00:39:41,506 --> 00:39:44,009 Birt, your business is a failure. 688 00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:46,553 Dawn, you were a bitch in high school 689 00:39:46,636 --> 00:39:48,013 and you are a bitch now! 690 00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:50,515 You're just jealous. She wanted to be famous. 691 00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:53,393 And yet I'm the one on TV and billboards. 692 00:39:53,476 --> 00:39:55,603 Real-estate famous doesn't count. 693 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:58,314 I knew you couldn't leave me! 694 00:39:58,356 --> 00:39:59,649 I missed the chopper. 695 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,359 That's because you want a second date. 696 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,861 My BeauRevolutionaries agree. 697 00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:04,571 Your video is getting a lot of engagement. 698 00:40:04,654 --> 00:40:06,489 Okay, can we just talk later, please? 699 00:40:06,531 --> 00:40:08,616 It's a date. I'll text you the deets. 700 00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:12,203 I was gonna be a star, but you slept 701 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:15,540 with the drama teacher and got my role in "Grease"! 702 00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:18,626 You're such a beauty-school dropout. 703 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:21,087 At least meet the buyer. 704 00:40:23,548 --> 00:40:27,302 Yes! What's up, BeauRevolutionaries?! 705 00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,595 I'm gonna, uh... 706 00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:30,597 I'm here at my competitor's 707 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:36,019 quaint, failing ornament store. 708 00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:38,396 But I like it! 709 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,899 I'm prepared to make an offer. 710 00:40:53,870 --> 00:40:56,039 You should see your faces! 711 00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:59,376 Come on, guys. It's quality, engaging content! 712 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:02,420 I'm just -- I'm just kidding. 713 00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,881 Here's my real offer. 714 00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:16,393 Birt: We'll think about it. 715 00:41:16,434 --> 00:41:19,688 But this store is part of the family. 716 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,401 Well, think of your grandson. 717 00:41:24,442 --> 00:41:26,277 College costs money. 718 00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:28,655 Just because your dreams flopped, 719 00:41:28,738 --> 00:41:31,116 that doesn't mean his should, too. 720 00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:41,501 - Let me help you out! - Oh! Thanks, little dude! 721 00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:48,091 Jaxon. You shouldn't have done that. 722 00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:55,974 Where have you been? 723 00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:58,601 Uh, uh, just looking for glitter. 724 00:41:58,643 --> 00:42:00,103 What did I miss? 725 00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:01,855 Some asshole with a lot of money 726 00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:03,481 wants to buy the place. 727 00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:04,983 But if I sell the place, 728 00:42:05,066 --> 00:42:07,652 it's like Savannah dies all over again. 729 00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:14,242 Oh! I found this. It's a shrimp fudge recipe? 730 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,536 Isn't that weird? 731 00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:20,540 Give me that. Give me that! 732 00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:24,544 Birt! Birt! 733 00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:38,516 Birt. I-I am so sorry. 734 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,977 I shouldn't have snooped. 735 00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:44,105 When we were on our honeymoon, 736 00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:46,858 we went to Mexico. 737 00:42:46,941 --> 00:42:49,861 We had this amazing shrimp mole. 738 00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:54,366 And Savannah got this dream 739 00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:58,078 of inventing a new type of fudge. 740 00:42:58,161 --> 00:42:59,537 Shrimp fudge. 741 00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:04,292 Like the shrimp mole we had in Mexico, but in a fudge. 742 00:43:05,168 --> 00:43:07,754 We were gonna sell it in the store. 743 00:43:07,837 --> 00:43:11,466 "Savannah's Shrimp Fudge." 744 00:43:11,549 --> 00:43:14,177 But then she died. 745 00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:16,096 And, uh... 746 00:43:16,179 --> 00:43:20,225 I tried to copy her recipe, but it never came out right. 747 00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:22,018 I failed. 748 00:43:23,144 --> 00:43:26,022 I think that sounds like a wonderful dream. 749 00:43:27,524 --> 00:43:31,695 But I'm not sure if shrimp and fudge can go together. 750 00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:35,240 Oh, you don't understand. 751 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:40,537 She made it. It was...delicious. 752 00:43:40,578 --> 00:43:42,706 Like the shrimp mole we had in Mexico. 753 00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:43,873 But in a fudge. 754 00:43:43,915 --> 00:43:45,250 And it -- Right. Yeah. 755 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:46,751 Even the kids liked it. 756 00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,169 They were getting protein with their fudge. 757 00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:50,547 But I can't re-create it. I just can't. 758 00:43:50,588 --> 00:43:53,133 And now if I sell the store, it's like... 759 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:58,013 You have helped me so much. 760 00:43:59,222 --> 00:44:02,392 I just wish there was something I could do for you. 761 00:44:03,685 --> 00:44:06,104 Ah. Just listening helps, Zoe. 762 00:44:07,772 --> 00:44:10,191 Hey. Um... 763 00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:12,777 Let's not go back to the store. 764 00:44:13,903 --> 00:44:15,780 Let's play hooky. 765 00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,871 You know what? What? 766 00:44:22,912 --> 00:44:25,957 I have always wanted to slide down a firefighters' pole. 767 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:29,919 Ooh! Benefits of a small town. 768 00:44:29,961 --> 00:44:32,255 Come on! 769 00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,674 Zoe: Whee! 770 00:44:34,758 --> 00:44:37,802 Ahh! 771 00:44:37,844 --> 00:44:39,971 Never gets old! 772 00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,477 Blaze! Thank you! 773 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,811 No problem. 774 00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:49,314 You can do striptease on it, too. 775 00:44:49,397 --> 00:44:51,191 Oh. Thank you, Blaze. 776 00:45:06,956 --> 00:45:10,502 I have the immune system of, like, a brown bear. 777 00:45:34,859 --> 00:45:37,696 What's next in Zoe's future? 778 00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:41,908 I don't know. 779 00:45:41,991 --> 00:45:45,912 Until what you did for me, I... 780 00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:47,956 I didn't even think I had a future. 781 00:45:48,039 --> 00:45:50,875 Aww. I didn't do anything. 782 00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,335 It was all you. 783 00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:53,545 Hm. Yeah. 784 00:45:53,628 --> 00:45:54,629 I believe you. 785 00:46:03,888 --> 00:46:05,515 Man: Gotcha! 786 00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:09,227 Turn it on! 787 00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,229 Turn it on! 788 00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:14,441 Help -- Holly, help me! Holly, help me! 789 00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:19,362 - I warned you! - Holly, help! 790 00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:20,864 Get him out. 791 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:38,965 We did it. 792 00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:41,468 I'd high-five you, but my fingers are burnt. 793 00:46:41,551 --> 00:46:44,596 I told you to wear asbestos gloves. 794 00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:47,390 Okay. You stay here until the cement is dried. 795 00:46:47,432 --> 00:46:49,809 And don't forget to say the blessing. 796 00:46:49,893 --> 00:46:51,269 A-And what about you? 797 00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:52,854 I'm leaving. 798 00:46:52,937 --> 00:46:54,564 My debt to Zoe is paid. 799 00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:55,899 Where you gonna go? 800 00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,610 Off the grid. Maybe Asia. 801 00:46:58,693 --> 00:47:00,612 Well, how will I reach you? 802 00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,489 You can't. 803 00:47:02,572 --> 00:47:05,033 Holly! Wait! 804 00:47:05,116 --> 00:47:07,744 A goodbye hug? Holly? 805 00:47:20,423 --> 00:47:23,635 "We bless this land and begin by acknowledging 806 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:27,555 that we are on the traditional homeland of the Sakogee tribe. 807 00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:34,229 We consecrate this site as a burial of evil." 808 00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:55,250 What -- Is that -- Mom! 809 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,419 You can't do that. You're gonna get arrested. 810 00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:00,130 Your brother's the sheriff. I'm not too worried. 811 00:48:00,171 --> 00:48:02,841 Well, at least Jaxon isn't here to see this. 812 00:48:02,924 --> 00:48:05,343 I'm here! I'm lookout! 813 00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:08,346 And you were supposed to warn me if you saw anybody! 814 00:48:08,388 --> 00:48:10,640 I didn't think Dad and Zoe counted! 815 00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:15,103 Well, let's go home. I made apple pie. 816 00:48:15,186 --> 00:48:17,689 Isn't that for Christmas Eve dinner? 817 00:48:17,772 --> 00:48:20,442 Well, I messed it up, so I gotta make another one. 818 00:48:20,525 --> 00:48:23,987 Nana's mess-ups are better than most people's best. 819 00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,823 Race you to the house! 820 00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:28,742 Birt: Try and keep up. 821 00:48:47,052 --> 00:48:49,095 Nana: Whoo! Whoo! 822 00:48:49,179 --> 00:48:51,473 You gotta let an old lady win! 823 00:48:54,267 --> 00:48:55,852 Oh! Ow! 824 00:48:55,894 --> 00:48:57,228 What happened? 825 00:48:57,270 --> 00:49:00,231 It's just a splinter. Let's eat pie! 826 00:49:04,277 --> 00:49:06,029 Birt, will you go get the ice cream? 827 00:49:06,071 --> 00:49:07,572 Oh, I'll get it, Nana. 828 00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:08,865 Oh. Yeah. 829 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:22,003 Nana: Come here! 830 00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:24,589 Come here, dear! 831 00:49:26,716 --> 00:49:29,177 Come on! Come on in! 832 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:31,805 Come on! 833 00:49:47,612 --> 00:49:50,115 Want some corn? 834 00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:53,451 It says it's expired, but I don't believe that. 835 00:49:53,535 --> 00:49:55,203 Do you? 836 00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:58,998 People are never really expired. 837 00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:02,377 Or logs. 838 00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:05,088 You know about the log? 839 00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:07,799 Well, of course I know about the log! 840 00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:11,469 Why else am I sitting in here freezing my tits off?! 841 00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:15,640 A-Are you evil now? 842 00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:21,146 Does this look evil to you? 843 00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:27,068 Nana: Thank you... 844 00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:29,279 You're not dead. 845 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,282 I have a very important message for you! 846 00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:34,826 It's in... 847 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,623 Where is it? I thought I had it in here. 848 00:50:40,665 --> 00:50:41,708 Oh... 849 00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:45,086 Switch up. Come on. 850 00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:46,629 Nana: The chair... 851 00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:49,841 Alex?! Alex! Alex! 852 00:50:49,924 --> 00:50:51,926 Zoe! Oh, my God! 853 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,970 Hm! 854 00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:56,139 Oh, my God! I've missed you so much! 855 00:50:56,181 --> 00:50:58,767 I've missed you -- 856 00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:00,185 I've missed you more. 857 00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:01,519 There is just so much I want to tell you. 858 00:51:01,603 --> 00:51:03,396 You've missed out on so much of life and -- 859 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,690 Uh, baby, I love you. Yeah. 860 00:51:05,732 --> 00:51:08,860 Just it's -- it's not a great time right now. 861 00:51:08,943 --> 00:51:10,403 W-We have to train. 862 00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:13,281 Come on, Alex. Come on. Let's go. 863 00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:14,616 Come on. Yeah. 864 00:51:14,699 --> 00:51:16,451 "Not a great time." 865 00:51:16,534 --> 00:51:17,869 Yeah. 866 00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:19,537 I'll see you soon. 867 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:23,083 Come on. Let's go. Come on. Give me a left. 868 00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,251 Alex! 869 00:51:26,211 --> 00:51:30,465 I think that message was in my other pants. 870 00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:33,468 Anyway, I remember the gist. 871 00:51:33,510 --> 00:51:39,557 "Hate is vanquished when love remains." 872 00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:42,310 Or maybe it's... 873 00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:44,938 "Hate is conquered"? 874 00:51:45,021 --> 00:51:46,856 Oh...oh... 875 00:51:46,898 --> 00:51:48,692 Oh. Something like that. 876 00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:52,821 Mm. That's incredibly generic. 877 00:51:52,904 --> 00:51:54,781 I thought it was pretty. 878 00:51:57,158 --> 00:51:59,494 It's getting soft. 879 00:52:07,168 --> 00:52:09,671 Nana: It's getting soft! 880 00:52:12,507 --> 00:52:13,633 You looked so peaceful. 881 00:52:13,717 --> 00:52:15,260 We didn't want to wake you. 882 00:52:15,343 --> 00:52:18,555 I wanted to wake you! I want ice cream! 883 00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:38,575 Merry Christmas Eve, Zoe! 884 00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:42,037 Merry Christmas Eve, Jaxon. 885 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,788 Okay! Bye! 886 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,549 I can't go into the store today. 887 00:52:54,591 --> 00:52:56,468 My stomach's all jacked up. 888 00:52:56,551 --> 00:52:59,095 And I have Christmas Eve dinner! 889 00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,472 Can I help, Nana? 890 00:53:00,555 --> 00:53:02,640 Uh, yes. You can stay out of my way. 891 00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:06,644 I don't need your big-city ways burning my casseroles. 892 00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:10,273 Well, you know we have casseroles in the big city, right? 893 00:53:10,315 --> 00:53:11,983 Go open the store with Jaxon. 894 00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:14,444 Birt had to run an errand. 895 00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:17,238 Okay. Come on, buddy. 896 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:27,999 Ohh! Huh! 897 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,960 I don't remember eating salad. 898 00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:40,095 Is that for me? 899 00:53:40,136 --> 00:53:41,471 Open it. 900 00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:43,348 Well, shouldn't I wait for Christmas? 901 00:53:43,431 --> 00:53:45,350 No. You should open it now. 902 00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:47,686 It'll make sense when you open it! 903 00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:51,356 Ohh! 904 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:52,732 I know you like coral. 905 00:53:52,816 --> 00:53:55,568 Jaxon, this is the sweetest thing 906 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,530 anyone has ever done for me. 907 00:53:59,364 --> 00:54:02,492 Oh, crap. Uh... Hold on. 908 00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:06,621 Zoe: Oh. 909 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:11,835 What's that? 910 00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:17,465 It's the second page to your mom's shrimp fudge recipe. 911 00:54:17,507 --> 00:54:19,134 No wonder your dad couldn't replicate it! 912 00:54:19,175 --> 00:54:20,844 There was a page missing! 913 00:54:20,885 --> 00:54:22,429 Can we make it?! 914 00:54:22,512 --> 00:54:25,140 This would be the best Christmas present for dad ever! 915 00:54:25,181 --> 00:54:28,018 Please, Zoe? Please? 916 00:54:29,352 --> 00:54:32,814 Okay. We're going to the market. 917 00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:07,015 Here it is. Moment of truth. 918 00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:15,148 Mmm-mmm-mmm! 919 00:55:15,231 --> 00:55:17,233 Holy fudge! That is good! 920 00:55:17,275 --> 00:55:18,735 Fudgin' A! 921 00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:21,404 Okay. Let's close up shop and get back to the house. 922 00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:23,615 Your aunts and uncles will be home soon. 923 00:55:23,656 --> 00:55:25,617 They're gonna love this mother fudger! 924 00:55:25,658 --> 00:55:28,620 That's enough with the fudge jokes. 925 00:55:28,703 --> 00:55:31,039 Can you grab the ornament, J-Man? 926 00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,461 That's weird. 927 00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:50,725 - Zoe. - Jakester. 928 00:55:50,767 --> 00:55:52,727 Why don't you pick up your phone? 929 00:55:52,769 --> 00:55:54,312 The car's fixed. The road is clear. 930 00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:56,481 Let's go. We can go. 931 00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,902 I-I-I have plans. 932 00:56:00,944 --> 00:56:02,737 I made fudge. 933 00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:03,863 Fudge? 934 00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:05,699 But the Yule Log Festival is tonight. 935 00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:08,576 Surely you want to get far away from that. I know you. 936 00:56:08,618 --> 00:56:10,745 Look, I don't -- I don't know what I think anymore. 937 00:56:10,787 --> 00:56:12,747 And don't you want me to like it here? 938 00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:15,166 Don't you have plans with Tanner? 939 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:16,376 We had a fight. 940 00:56:16,459 --> 00:56:18,294 The relationship has gotten stale. 941 00:56:18,336 --> 00:56:20,588 Stale? It's been three days. 942 00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:23,049 I just want to get out of here, okay?! 943 00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:26,094 Okay. Look. We gotta go. Just make it up with Tanner. 944 00:56:26,177 --> 00:56:27,345 What? Zoe -- We gotta go. 945 00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:29,305 Zoe! Come on, Jaxon. 946 00:56:29,347 --> 00:56:31,433 Who is Jaxon?! 947 00:56:31,474 --> 00:56:33,268 ...it's gonna be so much fun. 948 00:56:33,351 --> 00:56:34,853 Ohh! 949 00:56:34,894 --> 00:56:36,813 Sacre bleu! I was carrying my baguettes. 950 00:56:36,855 --> 00:56:39,357 I wasn't watching where I was going, and -- 951 00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:41,860 I am Francois. You are... 952 00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:45,030 Jakester. 953 00:56:45,071 --> 00:56:48,033 But I think I twisted my ankle, Francois. 954 00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:49,993 Can you help me? 955 00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:54,080 I'm sorry, monsieur. Désolé. Désolé. 956 00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:56,374 Oh. Thank you. Ohh! 957 00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:00,879 I was wondering where you guys were. 958 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,380 Oh. What do you got there? Ah-ah! 959 00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:06,134 It's a surprise. And where were you? 960 00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,387 You know how Nana's always wanting to be famous? 961 00:57:09,471 --> 00:57:11,222 Yeah. She won't stop talking about it. 962 00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:12,974 I got her a billboard. 963 00:57:13,058 --> 00:57:14,059 No way. 964 00:57:14,142 --> 00:57:15,393 The works. Yeah. 965 00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:16,561 I'll worry about paying for it later. 966 00:57:16,644 --> 00:57:18,355 Come on. Let's meet the family. 967 00:57:18,396 --> 00:57:19,564 - Hey, everyone. - Hey, hey! 968 00:57:19,647 --> 00:57:21,733 - This is Zoe. - Oh. Hi, Zoe. 969 00:57:21,816 --> 00:57:23,526 Zoe, this is Chris, for Christmas Card. 970 00:57:23,568 --> 00:57:25,779 - Ann. - Short for Anniversary. 971 00:57:25,862 --> 00:57:27,280 Hi. That's Val for Valentine's Day. 972 00:57:27,364 --> 00:57:30,158 Her husband, Joe. And Sym for Sympathy Card. 973 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,369 And now I have sympathy for the world. 974 00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:33,620 Ah, he's the baby, 975 00:57:33,703 --> 00:57:35,705 so all the good names were taken. 976 00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:37,165 Right? 977 00:57:37,207 --> 00:57:39,334 Okay, guys. Let's go set the table for Mom. 978 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:40,418 Her stomach is acting up. 979 00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:41,920 Ah... 980 00:57:41,961 --> 00:57:43,171 I'm fine! 981 00:57:43,213 --> 00:57:44,422 It's butterflies, is all! 982 00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:45,924 You'd mess it up anyway! 983 00:57:46,007 --> 00:57:50,095 Just let me put down my...axe. 984 00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:52,722 Oh, my God. You alright? 985 00:57:52,764 --> 00:57:56,184 No. Birt, I left my axe at the store! 986 00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:58,478 Uh, Zoe, I'll go get it. 987 00:57:58,561 --> 00:58:01,523 No, no, no, no. It's okay. We're, um -- 988 00:58:01,564 --> 00:58:03,024 We're about to have dinner. 989 00:58:03,066 --> 00:58:04,359 You sure? I don't mind. 990 00:58:04,442 --> 00:58:06,111 Yeah. 991 00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,904 This is actually the first time in forever 992 00:58:07,946 --> 00:58:10,573 I haven't even thought about the axe. 993 00:58:10,615 --> 00:58:13,159 This is the best Christmas present ever! 994 00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:15,245 I could kiss you! 995 00:58:16,788 --> 00:58:18,915 I'm not stopping you. 996 00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:24,504 Chris: Get a room! 997 00:58:24,587 --> 00:58:25,672 Chris. 998 00:58:25,755 --> 00:58:27,298 Come on! Food's getting cold! 999 00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:28,425 Come on! 1000 00:58:28,466 --> 00:58:29,676 Okay. 1001 00:58:36,975 --> 00:58:39,144 Buckle in for a Cards family Christmas. 1002 00:58:39,185 --> 00:58:40,270 Okay. 1003 00:58:40,311 --> 00:58:42,439 Looks pretty good. 1004 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,649 Go ahead, Jaxon. 1005 00:58:47,277 --> 00:58:49,779 Bless this food for the nourishment of our bodies. 1006 00:58:49,821 --> 00:58:52,574 And bless this family. And bless Zoe. 1007 00:58:52,657 --> 00:58:54,534 All: Amen. 1008 00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:59,622 Wait. Don't eat! We have a surprise! 1009 00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:02,417 Let's go. Okay. 1010 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,877 Do you need a hand? No. It's okay. 1011 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,713 - Early Christmas present? - I hope so. 1012 00:59:08,089 --> 00:59:09,132 Ta-da! 1013 00:59:09,174 --> 00:59:10,342 - Ooh! - Hey. 1014 00:59:10,383 --> 00:59:11,384 What is it? 1015 00:59:11,468 --> 00:59:13,136 It is... 1016 00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:17,307 Jaxon: It's shrimp fudge! Zoe found the recipe! 1017 00:59:17,349 --> 00:59:19,684 There was a second page! 1018 00:59:21,644 --> 00:59:22,771 Whew. 1019 00:59:22,854 --> 00:59:25,815 I hope that you are not mad. 1020 00:59:27,942 --> 00:59:29,861 Mad? 1021 00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:32,238 Aw, Jaxon. 1022 00:59:32,322 --> 00:59:35,575 Zoe, you've -- you've made me so happy. 1023 00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,205 So happy. 1024 00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:43,917 Oh, and it looks -- Gosh! It looks incredible! 1025 00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,885 - Whoa! - Oh. Oh. Excuse me. I'm -- 1026 00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:57,263 Excuse me. I -- It's just butterflies. 1027 00:59:57,347 --> 00:59:59,182 Is she having a -- Is she having a -- 1028 00:59:59,224 --> 01:00:00,225 Are you having a stroke? 1029 01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:04,771 Not on the food! 1030 01:00:04,854 --> 01:00:06,731 Oh! Nana! Whoa! 1031 01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:08,608 Nana, point your head away from the table! 1032 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:10,402 Birt: Somebody call 911! 1033 01:00:10,485 --> 01:00:12,821 - Oh! - Oh, God! 1034 01:00:12,904 --> 01:00:14,989 She keeps vomiting right on the food! 1035 01:00:15,073 --> 01:00:17,242 Stop talking about the damn food! 1036 01:00:17,283 --> 01:00:18,743 All: Ohh! 1037 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,578 - She's choking. - I'll give her the Heimlich! 1038 01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:23,498 - I'm -- I'm trained in this! - You thought it was a stroke! 1039 01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,583 Get it out. Get it out, Nana! 1040 01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:26,626 You're gonna be okay. 1041 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,921 Mom? 1042 01:00:30,005 --> 01:00:32,799 Thank God. You're gonna be fine, Nana. 1043 01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:35,510 Ohh! 1044 01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:44,019 - Oh, God! - Bro! 1045 01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:46,479 Ann: Oh, my God! 1046 01:00:46,563 --> 01:00:47,772 Birt: Call 911! 1047 01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:51,735 - Oh, God! - Okay! 1048 01:00:51,776 --> 01:00:53,445 She's turning into Groot! 1049 01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:57,157 Chris: Nana, what is -- 1050 01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:01,494 Chris: Oh! Nana! Ohh! 1051 01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:06,624 It's okay, Nana! 1052 01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:45,038 Mmm! 1053 01:02:40,385 --> 01:02:42,512 Jaxon: Zoe?! 1054 01:02:45,682 --> 01:02:47,767 Zoe! I'm scared! 1055 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:49,728 Dad told me to stay inside, but... 1056 01:02:49,769 --> 01:02:51,479 I'm afraid they're gonna hurt Nana! 1057 01:02:51,521 --> 01:02:52,939 They think she's bad, but 1058 01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:54,899 I jus think she turned into a superhero! 1059 01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:57,777 She just killed Uncle Sym because she didn't know her powers yet. 1060 01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,279 You should father -- 1061 01:02:59,362 --> 01:03:02,198 You should listen to your father, sweetie. 1062 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,243 Jaxon! Jaxon! 1063 01:03:07,746 --> 01:03:09,414 Jaxon! 1064 01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:13,084 This is just immature. 1065 01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:16,296 Immature. Bet I know who did it. 1066 01:03:16,379 --> 01:03:19,215 I see debris. I told you to clear this yard. 1067 01:03:19,257 --> 01:03:20,884 It has to show. 1068 01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:23,428 Ay, Alejandro. Do you have beans for brains?! 1069 01:03:23,511 --> 01:03:25,847 Oh, goodness. 1070 01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:28,433 What the hell? 1071 01:03:50,997 --> 01:03:52,791 Nana Monster: You were a bitch in high school... 1072 01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:56,628 And you are a bitch now! 1073 01:04:04,511 --> 01:04:06,471 Oh, my goodness! Look at everyone! 1074 01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:08,306 You look beautiful! 1075 01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:11,643 It is time for the Yule Log Festival 1076 01:04:11,685 --> 01:04:13,103 to officially begin! 1077 01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,648 And -- And, everyone... 1078 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:19,317 Whoever gets the most views on their video 1079 01:04:19,401 --> 01:04:24,155 using my Morenaments is gonna get $10,000! 1080 01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:29,577 Have fun, everyone! Be more! 1081 01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:32,706 Zoe: Jaxon! 1082 01:04:32,789 --> 01:04:34,332 Jaxon! 1083 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:37,085 Birt: Zoe. Zoe! 1084 01:04:37,168 --> 01:04:39,004 Jaxon's in the house. Is everything okay? 1085 01:04:39,045 --> 01:04:40,422 No. Jaxon went looking for Nana! 1086 01:04:40,505 --> 01:04:43,091 He thinks she's some sort of superhero! Shit. 1087 01:04:43,174 --> 01:04:46,344 Don't shoot unless I order. Jaxon might be with her. 1088 01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:48,179 I am so sorry. I'm cursed. 1089 01:04:48,221 --> 01:04:49,305 I brought -- I brought it here. 1090 01:04:49,347 --> 01:04:50,849 You are not cursed. I am! 1091 01:04:50,932 --> 01:04:52,183 Zoe, this isn't your fault. 1092 01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:53,476 We need to -- We need to fan out. 1093 01:04:53,518 --> 01:04:55,061 No, no, no. That's what it wants. 1094 01:04:55,145 --> 01:04:56,438 It wants to isolate us and kill us one by one. 1095 01:04:56,479 --> 01:04:58,314 We have to stick together. And I need my axe. 1096 01:04:58,356 --> 01:05:01,609 Listen to Zoe. She's dealt with this before. 1097 01:05:01,651 --> 01:05:03,570 Chris: Found it! Found it! 1098 01:05:03,653 --> 01:05:05,655 Take your shot. 1099 01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:07,699 Jaxon: No! No! 1100 01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:11,286 Jaxon! No! I told you to stay at home! 1101 01:05:11,369 --> 01:05:13,329 You're trying to shoot Nana! 1102 01:05:13,371 --> 01:05:15,123 Birt: That wasn't Nana -- That -- 1103 01:05:15,165 --> 01:05:17,667 it might have been her body, but her soul is long gone! 1104 01:05:17,709 --> 01:05:18,960 Just trust me. 1105 01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,047 It ran off. But where? 1106 01:05:23,506 --> 01:05:26,509 It feeds off of trauma and murder. It needs people. 1107 01:06:14,265 --> 01:06:15,767 Yo, what's going on, chat? 1108 01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:17,394 I'm here with my boy at the Yule Log Festival. 1109 01:06:17,435 --> 01:06:19,062 And I've got the Morenament, baby! 1110 01:06:19,104 --> 01:06:20,772 I'm gonna win that 10K! 1111 01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,941 Yo, I wonder if I can smash this Morenament on my head. 1112 01:06:23,024 --> 01:06:26,152 Chat, what do you think? Huh? You dare me? 1113 01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:29,114 Alright. Ready? One, two... 1114 01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:34,744 Here are three ways 1115 01:06:34,786 --> 01:06:37,122 my redneck husband hangs his ornaments wrong! 1116 01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:39,040 And this is brought to you by Morenaments, 1117 01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:41,626 who were generous enough to fly us out here. 1118 01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:42,919 Number one... 1119 01:06:48,258 --> 01:06:51,011 I just love my new pendant. 1120 01:06:53,221 --> 01:06:56,641 Quick question. What color was my dress? 1121 01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:58,727 Answer. It's yellow! 1122 01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:13,867 As you can hear, everyone's screaming 1123 01:07:13,950 --> 01:07:15,994 over my Morenaments, baby! 1124 01:07:18,747 --> 01:07:20,999 That's one way to get views. 1125 01:07:21,082 --> 01:07:24,711 Oh. Here we go. Oh! Alright! Yeah! 1126 01:07:24,794 --> 01:07:26,463 Sir! We have a situation. We have to evacuate now. 1127 01:07:26,504 --> 01:07:29,841 What? Wait. What's happening?! No! 1128 01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:31,009 My Morenaments! 1129 01:07:31,092 --> 01:07:32,302 Sir, we have to go! 1130 01:07:36,222 --> 01:07:37,932 My God. 1131 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:43,021 It's possessing the other Yule logs. 1132 01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:45,023 I want you to fire on any flying log 1133 01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:46,399 where you have a clear shot! 1134 01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:48,777 Man: Flying what? You heard me! 1135 01:07:51,905 --> 01:07:53,615 - I'm sorry, Birt. - Zoe, I don't want to hear it. 1136 01:07:53,656 --> 01:07:57,160 You defeated this thing once. You can do it again! 1137 01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,329 I believe in you. 1138 01:07:59,371 --> 01:08:00,914 Yeah, I'm more of the, you know, 1139 01:08:00,997 --> 01:08:03,583 "getting a cat out of a tree" type small-town sheriff. 1140 01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:05,710 This was supposed to be a cushy job 1141 01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:08,630 where I could just blaze a fat one. 1142 01:08:08,713 --> 01:08:10,715 Blaze! That's it! 1143 01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:12,050 The fire department! 1144 01:08:12,133 --> 01:08:13,551 Water! Axes! That's what we need! 1145 01:08:13,635 --> 01:08:15,053 Holy shit! 1146 01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:17,347 We need the fire department at the Yule Log Festival! 1147 01:08:17,389 --> 01:08:19,224 Go onto a private channel, Dina. 1148 01:08:19,265 --> 01:08:21,351 This shit's about to sound weird. 1149 01:08:21,393 --> 01:08:24,354 Beauregard: Ah, shit! Shit, shit! Did I get that?! 1150 01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:26,398 Ah, shit! I didn't get it! 1151 01:08:26,481 --> 01:08:29,943 Oh, shit. Okay. 1152 01:08:30,026 --> 01:08:31,528 Hey, BeauRevolutionaries. 1153 01:08:31,569 --> 01:08:33,571 We're hiding at what some are calling 1154 01:08:33,655 --> 01:08:35,824 the Yule Log Massacre and we're -- 1155 01:08:35,907 --> 01:08:37,534 Sir! Sir! Quiet! Shh! 1156 01:08:37,575 --> 01:08:38,618 Oh, shit! 1157 01:08:38,702 --> 01:08:41,121 There's a setting. I can dim it. 1158 01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:42,872 God damn it, Beauregard! 1159 01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:46,918 Aah! 1160 01:08:58,221 --> 01:08:59,764 Roger? 1161 01:09:01,599 --> 01:09:03,435 Roger?! 1162 01:09:09,357 --> 01:09:11,609 Okay, BeauRevolutionaries. 1163 01:09:11,693 --> 01:09:15,238 I'm about to disrupt the Evil Yule Log. 1164 01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,614 Okay. 1165 01:09:25,665 --> 01:09:27,459 Oh, no. 1166 01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,793 No. 1167 01:09:28,835 --> 01:09:32,672 No. No. 1168 01:09:32,756 --> 01:09:34,758 No. No, no. 1169 01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:36,301 No! 1170 01:09:36,384 --> 01:09:39,220 No. No, no, no, no. 1171 01:09:39,304 --> 01:09:41,890 No. No. 1172 01:09:41,973 --> 01:09:43,892 Oh, no. No! 1173 01:09:43,975 --> 01:09:46,019 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Oh! 1174 01:09:46,102 --> 01:09:49,439 Help! Help! Hey! Please! Someone! 1175 01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:53,651 It's Beauregard! I'm rich! Please! I'll pay you! 1176 01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,153 Zoe! 1177 01:09:55,236 --> 01:09:57,155 Take her. Not me. 1178 01:10:04,954 --> 01:10:08,291 Zoe! 1179 01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:10,919 I always knew you were my Yule Log queen. 1180 01:10:11,002 --> 01:10:12,921 "Take her, not me"? 1181 01:10:12,962 --> 01:10:16,925 I was talking to the fireman, to save you first! 1182 01:10:16,966 --> 01:10:20,553 Who knew that our second date would be so action-packed?! 1183 01:10:20,637 --> 01:10:22,681 Second date? 1184 01:10:23,848 --> 01:10:26,851 Beauregard is the guy you went on a date with? 1185 01:10:26,893 --> 01:10:29,646 Birt, it's not what you think. I-I meant to tell you. 1186 01:10:29,688 --> 01:10:33,358 It's okay. It's -- It's your life. 1187 01:10:35,443 --> 01:10:37,237 Zoe: Birt! 1188 01:10:39,489 --> 01:10:43,827 Guys? Uh, guys?! 1189 01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:48,832 You're aiming it too high! 1190 01:10:48,873 --> 01:10:50,917 You gotta aim it for the center of the log! 1191 01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:52,836 I know how to aim a hose. 1192 01:10:52,877 --> 01:10:54,838 - Birt? - It's okay, Zoe. It's your choice. 1193 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,339 Guys, guys! 1194 01:10:56,381 --> 01:10:58,717 Beauregard, you win. I know when I'm beat. 1195 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,552 I don't think anyone's winning! 1196 01:11:00,635 --> 01:11:02,637 The logs! They're lighting back up after you blast them! 1197 01:11:02,679 --> 01:11:03,930 It's not working! Wait. What? 1198 01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,473 He's right. 1199 01:11:05,515 --> 01:11:07,225 They just keep coming back after we blast 'em. 1200 01:11:07,308 --> 01:11:08,768 Chris: Any more ideas, Zoe? 1201 01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:10,395 Maybe if you kill the leader the logs will die? 1202 01:11:10,478 --> 01:11:12,564 Does seem like a common trope in movies. 1203 01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:14,691 Point the hose at Nana! 1204 01:11:18,236 --> 01:11:20,155 We got her on the run! 1205 01:11:25,994 --> 01:11:27,996 Nana never ran that fast. 1206 01:11:28,079 --> 01:11:30,373 - I think we lost it. - She could be anywhere. 1207 01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:32,917 It's weakened. It needs another kill. 1208 01:12:02,906 --> 01:12:04,324 Hello? 1209 01:12:05,283 --> 01:12:06,993 Hello?! 1210 01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:15,418 Nana! 1211 01:12:23,093 --> 01:12:25,303 You must be hungry! 1212 01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:27,472 We have food. 1213 01:12:28,598 --> 01:12:30,600 Or do you prefer fertilizer? 1214 01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:32,644 Did you know fertilizer's poop? 1215 01:12:32,727 --> 01:12:35,146 I guess you eat poop now. 1216 01:12:38,566 --> 01:12:40,610 Nana Monster: Arson! 1217 01:12:40,652 --> 01:12:44,030 No! I'm your grandson! Grand son! 1218 01:12:44,114 --> 01:12:46,533 Don't be scared. You're just learning your powers. 1219 01:12:46,616 --> 01:12:48,618 You probably got scratched by a radioactive branch. 1220 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,245 Arson! 1221 01:12:50,328 --> 01:12:51,705 Nana! You're hurting me! 1222 01:12:51,788 --> 01:12:53,373 Remember. You have super strength! 1223 01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,835 No, Nana! Please! I don't want -- 1224 01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:05,677 Back off, you splintery bitch! 1225 01:13:07,762 --> 01:13:11,391 Go hide, son. This is about to get messy. 1226 01:13:24,279 --> 01:13:26,698 ♪ O, Christmas tree ♪ 1227 01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:30,368 ♪ O, Christmas tree ♪ 1228 01:13:30,452 --> 01:13:37,042 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 1229 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:43,423 ♪ Your boughs so green in summertime ♪ 1230 01:13:43,506 --> 01:13:50,472 ♪ Stay bravely green in wintertime ♪ 1231 01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:53,391 ♪ O, Christmas tree ♪ 1232 01:13:53,475 --> 01:13:56,811 ♪ O, Christmas tree ♪ 1233 01:13:56,853 --> 01:14:05,570 ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪ 1234 01:14:09,407 --> 01:14:12,410 Birt: It's safe now, Jaxon. 1235 01:14:12,494 --> 01:14:14,746 Jaxon?! 1236 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,126 Hey. 1237 01:14:20,210 --> 01:14:22,545 It's okay. 1238 01:14:22,587 --> 01:14:23,797 She's gone. 1239 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,634 But I didn't want her to be gone. 1240 01:14:27,717 --> 01:14:31,221 I know. But that wasn't Nana. 1241 01:14:32,764 --> 01:14:36,393 Nana lives on in our hearts. 1242 01:15:11,011 --> 01:15:13,972 Are you fucking kidding me?! 1243 01:15:15,598 --> 01:15:18,476 Language! 1244 01:15:18,518 --> 01:15:20,103 Our axes! 1245 01:15:56,139 --> 01:15:58,266 Nana Monster: Arson! 1246 01:16:05,315 --> 01:16:08,109 Hate is vanquished... 1247 01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:10,195 when love remains! 1248 01:16:12,697 --> 01:16:14,783 I love you. 1249 01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:19,371 What? 1250 01:16:19,412 --> 01:16:20,872 A dream I had. 1251 01:16:20,955 --> 01:16:22,499 "Hate vanquished when love remains" 1252 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,793 or something like that. 1253 01:16:24,876 --> 01:16:27,212 "Or something like that." 1254 01:16:37,847 --> 01:16:39,766 I guess now is as good a time as any 1255 01:16:39,849 --> 01:16:42,018 to say I love you, son. 1256 01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:46,898 I love you, too, Zoe. 1257 01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:49,776 I love you, too, Birt. 1258 01:16:49,859 --> 01:16:51,820 I'm not sure if it's romantic since we've just met 1259 01:16:51,903 --> 01:16:54,739 and I'm -- I'm still in mourning. 1260 01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:56,991 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Beauregard. 1261 01:16:57,075 --> 01:16:59,077 Not even on my mind right now. 1262 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,454 Zoe: I love you, too, Jaxon. 1263 01:17:17,178 --> 01:17:19,764 That's it. It's the ashes. 1264 01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:21,933 It's love's remains. 1265 01:17:22,017 --> 01:17:26,646 "Hate is vanquished... with love's remains." 1266 01:18:05,018 --> 01:18:07,145 I'm Blaze, by the way. 1267 01:18:09,105 --> 01:18:10,607 Abigail. 1268 01:18:46,059 --> 01:18:47,352 Zoe? 1269 01:18:53,692 --> 01:18:56,528 Zoe: Birt. 1270 01:18:56,611 --> 01:19:01,491 This isn't an easy letter to write. 1271 01:19:01,533 --> 01:19:03,451 I've decided to leave. 1272 01:19:09,374 --> 01:19:13,211 By now, it should be clear I am cursed. 1273 01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:16,047 And the best thing for the people I love 1274 01:19:16,089 --> 01:19:18,383 is to be far away from them. 1275 01:19:18,466 --> 01:19:19,801 She stole my car. 1276 01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:22,429 Don't try to find me. 1277 01:19:22,512 --> 01:19:27,100 But please... always remember me. 1278 01:19:27,183 --> 01:19:29,394 As I will remember you. 1279 01:19:31,354 --> 01:19:33,106 Zoe. 1280 01:19:54,377 --> 01:19:56,254 Nana: That's it?! 1281 01:19:56,296 --> 01:19:59,090 You're just going to run away?! 1282 01:19:59,132 --> 01:20:00,759 You could've just said, 1283 01:20:00,842 --> 01:20:02,594 "Dump the ashes on the Log Monster," 1284 01:20:02,677 --> 01:20:05,430 instead of all that secret-code shit. 1285 01:20:06,723 --> 01:20:08,183 Hey! 1286 01:20:24,783 --> 01:20:26,034 I'm sorry we didn't have 1287 01:20:26,117 --> 01:20:28,078 much of a Christmas this year, Jaxon. 1288 01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:30,789 I just wish Nana was here. 1289 01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:33,333 And Sym. And Zoe. 1290 01:20:36,378 --> 01:20:39,130 Hey. I want you to know something. 1291 01:20:39,214 --> 01:20:42,384 Your mom helped save the day. 1292 01:20:42,425 --> 01:20:44,678 I just want you to know that. 1293 01:20:44,761 --> 01:20:46,429 I know. 1294 01:20:46,471 --> 01:20:50,725 Maybe Nana will get to be famous -- in heaven. 1295 01:20:50,809 --> 01:20:51,810 Maybe. 1296 01:21:00,485 --> 01:21:04,030 Oh, my God. Is this Savannah's Christmas Ornament Store? 1297 01:21:04,114 --> 01:21:05,532 That's us. Welcome in. 1298 01:21:10,328 --> 01:21:11,871 And your mother was the monster 1299 01:21:11,955 --> 01:21:14,332 behind the Yule Log Massacre of Mistletoe? 1300 01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:16,167 My mother was a lot of things. 1301 01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:19,671 She was a beautiful singer, a mean cribbage player. 1302 01:21:19,754 --> 01:21:23,008 Ahh. I prefer not to dwell on the negatives. 1303 01:21:23,049 --> 01:21:25,385 Are these the ornaments she actually touched? 1304 01:21:25,468 --> 01:21:27,846 She made a lot of them. She made them?! 1305 01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:29,180 Can we buy the ornaments she made?! 1306 01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:31,182 I'll pay you $50 each if you sign them! 1307 01:21:31,266 --> 01:21:33,601 Okay. What's going on here? 1308 01:21:33,685 --> 01:21:36,980 Dude. Your mom's famous! 1309 01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:39,482 Do you have souvenir T-shirts? Huh? 1310 01:21:52,662 --> 01:21:55,123 Birt: I was never one for public speaking, but here goes. 1311 01:21:55,165 --> 01:21:57,208 I want to thank you all 1312 01:21:57,292 --> 01:22:02,172 for being here to celebrate our store being saved! 1313 01:22:02,213 --> 01:22:04,841 And I hope you all enjoy some shrimp fudge! 1314 01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:06,718 Cheers! 1315 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,261 I gotta get this recipe 1316 01:22:08,345 --> 01:22:10,847 because it is deliciously disruptive! 1317 01:22:10,889 --> 01:22:13,016 Absolutely not. 1318 01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:15,143 And -- And I also hope that you all can s-- 1319 01:22:18,813 --> 01:22:21,232 Zoe. 1320 01:22:22,442 --> 01:22:24,402 You came back. 1321 01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:27,697 I guess I wanted to live in a Hallmark movie after all. 1322 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,037 You know, since you came into my life, 1323 01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,247 I have become quite the axe man. 1324 01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:41,753 Get a room! 1325 01:22:41,836 --> 01:22:44,422 Now, everyone, it is time 1326 01:22:44,464 --> 01:22:46,883 to officially present to all of you, 1327 01:22:46,925 --> 01:22:48,593 for the very first time, 1328 01:22:48,677 --> 01:22:52,180 our commemorative plaque honoring all those lives lost 1329 01:22:52,222 --> 01:22:55,016 at the Yule Log Massacre of Mistletoe. 1330 01:23:02,023 --> 01:23:05,110 Tatiana! What are you doing here? 1331 01:23:05,193 --> 01:23:06,486 Tatiana, this is Birt. 1332 01:23:06,569 --> 01:23:08,863 Birt, this is my former boss, Tatiana. 1333 01:23:08,947 --> 01:23:11,449 And I hope to be your boss again. 1334 01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:12,534 Can we rehire you? 1335 01:23:12,575 --> 01:23:14,619 - What? - It's that shrimp fudge! 1336 01:23:14,661 --> 01:23:18,123 We don't know how, but it brings the coral back to life. 1337 01:23:18,206 --> 01:23:19,708 But how did you even -- 1338 01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:21,001 I called her! 1339 01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:24,254 Jaxon. You little mother fudger. 1340 01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:28,425 And, yes, you can work remotely. 1341 01:23:28,466 --> 01:23:31,094 If I lived in this cute town, 1342 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,595 I would never want to leave. 1343 01:23:32,637 --> 01:23:35,640 Did you say coral reefs? I love coral reefs! 1344 01:23:35,724 --> 01:23:39,144 Can I give to your charity? I'm rich. 1345 01:23:39,185 --> 01:23:43,273 Absolutely. Hm. 1346 01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:44,941 Oh, you like that deep V? 1347 01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:48,278 Um, if you'll excuse me, 1348 01:23:48,319 --> 01:23:51,239 I have some, um, business to discuss. 1349 01:23:51,281 --> 01:23:53,700 Oh, one last thing. I swear. One last thing. 1350 01:23:53,783 --> 01:23:58,788 Today only we are offering 20% off our shirts -- 1351 01:23:58,830 --> 01:24:03,418 "I survived the Yule Log Mistletoe Massacre." 1352 01:24:03,501 --> 01:24:04,961 You know Nana would have loved that. 1353 01:24:05,003 --> 01:24:06,504 Hm. Yeah. 1354 01:24:06,588 --> 01:24:09,674 Nana: It's true. I'm famous! 1355 01:24:09,716 --> 01:24:12,844 And look! I'm dating a celebrity! 1356 01:24:20,143 --> 01:24:23,855 This is all so wonderful. 1357 01:24:23,897 --> 01:24:26,316 There's just one problem. 1358 01:24:28,568 --> 01:24:30,195 What is it? 1359 01:24:30,278 --> 01:24:32,405 Mistletoe. 1360 01:24:35,116 --> 01:24:37,452 I don't consider that a problem. 1361 01:24:50,757 --> 01:24:54,177 Don't worry, Nanagroot. I'll take care of you. 1362 01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:55,845 I can heal you. 1363 01:25:24,165 --> 01:25:26,584 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1364 01:25:26,668 --> 01:25:28,753 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1365 01:25:30,171 --> 01:25:31,589 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1366 01:25:31,631 --> 01:25:34,551 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1367 01:25:54,529 --> 01:25:56,740 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1368 01:25:56,781 --> 01:25:59,409 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1369 01:25:59,451 --> 01:26:01,870 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1370 01:26:01,911 --> 01:26:04,831 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1371 01:26:24,768 --> 01:26:27,437 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1372 01:26:27,479 --> 01:26:29,647 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1373 01:26:29,731 --> 01:26:32,192 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1374 01:26:32,275 --> 01:26:34,903 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1375 01:26:34,986 --> 01:26:37,322 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1376 01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,657 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1377 01:26:39,741 --> 01:26:42,410 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1378 01:26:42,452 --> 01:26:45,330 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪ 96988