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www.titlovi.com
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Well, we're bankrupt
in six, five,
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four, three,
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two, one.
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And we're out of business.
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Good news!
We're back in business!
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We've been hired to
deliver an envelope.
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It's crunch time.
Let's do this.
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It's for you, Professor.
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Great delivery, everyone.
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You're the finest crew
I've had
the honor to work with.
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Oh, my. We're being
foreclosed upon.
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You're all terrible
and incompetent.
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I resent that.
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Wait, I found a loophole
in the mortgage.
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If we actually pay it,
we can keep the building.
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We just need $11 million.
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And boned.
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I suppose there's
nothing left to do
but move out.
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Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch
for our new lives
under the bridge,
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while us men reminisce
and smoke some stogies.
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We are not packing lunches,
you walking beer commercials.
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It was you men
who drove this company
into the ground.
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Remember Fry's idea
to offer free delivery?
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It got us a lot of customers.
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We're a delivery company!
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If you want to
save this company,
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you should listen to
a woman's idea for once.
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Okay. What do you got?
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An airline.
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Yeah! What?
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We should become
a commercial airline.
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I mean, we've got a ship,
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and teleporters
won't be invented
for another 15 years,
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according to that guy
from the future.
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Wow. That's actually
a really good idea,
for a woman.
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What else you ladies got?
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Girls of Planet Express
calendar.
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Girlie calendar?
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Great idea, Amy.
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Okay, then. Leela, Amy,
come to work
topless tomorrow.
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Forget it. I promised myself
I wouldn't pose naked
until I was married.
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Sorry. It's in your contract.
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"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."
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That's discriminatory.
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No, it's in all our contracts.
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Here's mine.
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"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."
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Sounds fair.
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Nice work, Hermes.
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Now that's what
I call fine print.
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Okay, but good luck
making a girlie calendar
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with only two female employees.
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Hmm.
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Oh, Husband.
I'm so excited
about this new job.
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And it's excited about you,
LaBarbara.
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First order of business
is to put on your uniform
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and take your ID photo.
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Look, I agree it'd make
space walking
more comfortable.
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But for a photo shoot,
it's a little unsavory.
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Over.
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Time is money, peaches.
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Now shut your com-link
and make love to the camera.
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And remember, I'm the camera.
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Stop actually washing
and play with the sponges.
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But the ship is dirty.
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Whatever. I ran out
of film an hour ago.
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No, no, this won't do.
A three-month calendar?
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What is this, Mercury?
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I told you it wouldn't work.
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Well, you should
have talked louder.
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Fortunately, I came up
with a brilliant idea
to save Planet Express.
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We'll turn it into
a commercial airline!
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But that was my idea!
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Then you should have
talked louder. What?
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There. It was hard work,
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but it beats posing
in demeaning,
skimpy modeling outfits.
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Ladies, here are
your demeaning,
skimpy stewardess outfits.
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Sorry, ma'am,
I'll have to confiscate
your artificial kneecap.
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Okay, here you go.
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Ladies and gentlemen,this is the plane'sPresident speaking.
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We are cleared for takeoff.
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You put Goofus
and Ganja in charge?
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I'm the only trained pilot here.
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Please, Leela.
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Who ever heard of
a plane with
a woman President?
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Welcome to Plan Am flight one
to Acapulsar.
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The local time on Acapulsar
is five years from now.
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In the event of a wormhole
sending us back in time,
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do not kill your parents.
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If you are traveling
with small children,
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help them not to kill you
before not killing
your own parents.
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Now please turn off
all electronic devices.
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Preparing for takeoff.
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I'll kill you, my friend!
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Ahhh!
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I hope you all enjoyed
our tiny beverage service.
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Now sit back and endure
our in-flight entertainment.
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Hiya, hiya, hiya.
So what's the deal
with airline food?
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They offer you two choices,
but they're always out of one.
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By the way,
we're out of both choices.
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Shut up and put on
four episodes of The Office.
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Ohhh!
Your hands are warm.
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For a robot.
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Thanks, baby.
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I don't know
what you're doing
back here in the galley,
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'cause you got
a first-class seat.
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Yeah. Come on.
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Captain,
we were supposed to land
two days ago.
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Is everything... Hey!
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Are we at the fair yet, Mommy?
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We're not at the anyplace!
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And we're out of fuel!
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Attention, passengers.
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Please remain seated
until the plane
comes to a complete crash.
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Perhaps we should reconsider
the girlie calendar.
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Flight attendant's log.
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We've crashed near
a river of mercury
on a lifeless mineral world.
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Supplies are low,
cannibalism imminent,
radio busted.
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Our one hope is
to form a society.
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Okay, then. Men,
let's get hunting.
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The womenfolk can
cook what we catch.
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No one put you in charge,
Husband.
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I'm the only one here
who ever ran a society.
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Roller Derby is not a society.
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Well, let's put it
to a vote, then.
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All in favor of
the Jamocha Thunderclap?
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That would be me.
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Practically no one.
All in favor of me?
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Eight to eight.
It's a tie.
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We can't trust
a woman's math.
Count again.
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Greetings, soft ones.
Who among you is your leader?
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- He is.
- She is.
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Curious.
You are a diarchic society?
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Um. Maybe.
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Whatever we are,
I'm the leader of it.
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Leader? Fat man,
you couldn't even run a bath.
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Well, you sure
can run something,
your mouth!
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Silence!
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Even a young pebble could see
your race is divided
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based on the configuration
of your 23rd chromosome.
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What? You mean
along gender lines?
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Gender?
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Yeahs.
You knows, guyses,
galses, in that order.
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Ows!
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I am not familiar
with this concept
of gender.
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My species
has only a single gender,
known as "neuchacho."
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Interesting.
Come on, men!
Let's kill him!
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Your genders
differ in many ways.
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But as with all things
that are different,
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chocolate and vanilla,
Mac and PC,
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one is always clearly better.
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Chocolate, Mac, men.
The end.
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Well, I've got nothing to do
for the next
eight million years.
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Therefore,
I will administer
a series of tests
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to determine
the superior gender.
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Test number one,
who can drink
the most sulfur?
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Test inconclusive.
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Test number two,
who can drink
the most arsenic?
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Just ask us some damn questions.
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Very well. Which is larger,
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an Italian size four
or an American Apparel
medium?
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How many calories are in
a small green tea yogurt?
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Name any 12
of the Desperate Housewives.
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How was your day?
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Test complete.
What is the score?
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Uh.
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Men, five, women, less.
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Hey. He's lying.
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Obviously.
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That was a test
to see who could lie better.
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The men win that round.
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In your face,
decumbent urinators.
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So far, I have learned nothing.
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But that's probably as much
my fault as yours.
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The time has come
for the final test.
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We usually call it
the lightning round.
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As you may have noticed,
it's getting hotter here.
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It's nice.
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Too hot.
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Did one of you chicks
change the thermostat?
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Tomorrow morning,
this planet makes
its closest pass to the sun.
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You will all be boiled alive,
like retired circus animals,
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unless you somehow
can cross
the great Alkali Plains
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and reach shelter in
the Cave of Harmony.
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That sounds hard.
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Whichever gender
reaches the cave
will survive.
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And may the inferior gender
burst into something.
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Flames, I guess.
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Uh-oh. I think we're
walking in circles.
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I recognize
the pattern of striations
on that gypsum formation.
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Also my shoe that fell off.
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Oh, God!
We're all gonna die in agony!
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Howdy there.
You fellas need
some directions?
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No, we're fine.
Don't worry about it.
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Keep it up, sistren.
Only a few more miles
to the cave.
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Let's just buckle down and...
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Look!
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A clearance sale!
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00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:15,757
What? Where?
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00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,863
I can't believe that
sale was just a mirage.
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00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,094
Now we're gonna die
without so much as
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a factory-second clutch purse
to show for it.
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00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:32,135
It would have been nice
to shop at Tommy Hilfiger
one last time.
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00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,560
It wasn't Tommy Hilfijigger.
It was Linens 'n Things!
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00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,261
The hell it was.
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It was a Juicy Couture.
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00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,982
I guess we all saw
what we wanted to see.
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00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,888
We can't make it tonight.
We'll set up camp here
by this shoe.
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00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:52,827
Gentlemen, when that sun
rises in the morning,
we're toast.
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These are our last
moments together.
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00:11:55,298 --> 00:12:00,118
So if anyone's got
any good fart jokes,
now would be the time.
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00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,886
Ugh.
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00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,873
It's a shmundred degrees,
and all we have to
drink are non-diet sodas.
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00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:08,443
It's gonna ruin my figure.
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00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:11,446
Wait, I forgot
that Amana here
is a refrigerator.
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00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:14,248
If we could
supercharge her Freon
with a gas compressor,
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we might survive the heat
and make it to the cave.
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00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,770
Hey, yeah!
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00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,890
But the only gas
compressor on this planet
is inside Bender's ass.
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00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,893
Was that a fart joke?
Because I don't
find those amusing.
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No one does.
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00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,998
Nevertheless,
Bender's gas blaster
may be our only hope.
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Wife? What are you doing
with Bender's shiny
metal gas compressor?
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00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,704
None of your bizmarkie.
Wait a second.
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What's that do-wah
in your ditty bag?
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00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,807
Uh. Uh.
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Okay, so we were hot.
I stole Amana's Freon coil
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so we could
hook it up to Bender's ass
and build a cooler.
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00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:05,800
You are no better than me,
you shifty tree skink.
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How do you live with yourself?
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00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,182
Damn it, woman,
you're making me
highly Selassie!
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00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:14,292
Don't you talk to me that way,
you big, hairy Belafonte.
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00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,356
Ohhh!
You're cooking me back bacon.
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00:13:29,426 --> 00:13:30,958
Thank you, woman.
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00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,094
That's not back bacon!
That's your back baking!
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00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:36,514
No! We overslept!
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00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,234
The mercury is boiling!
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00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:45,840
Can't breathe.
Lungs burning.
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My lucky shoe!
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Goodbye, cruel me.
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00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,373
I learned that from a movie.
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00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,194
Oh.
Oh.
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00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:22,209
I find both genders
supremely disappointing.
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00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:25,513
The real reason I administered
this bizarre, outer space test
246
00:14:25,582 --> 00:14:27,460
was to teach you
to work together.
247
00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:28,816
But you couldn't.
248
00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:32,420
Thanks to you,
I lost my bet
with the Borax Kid.
249
00:14:32,489 --> 00:14:34,032
Never bet against
me being stupid.
250
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:35,623
Enough!
251
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:38,270
Your gender differences
have kept you
from achieving harmony.
252
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,961
There is only one way
to resolve this conflict.
253
00:14:44,701 --> 00:14:45,733
Oh!
254
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,868
Wait, why didn't that hurt?
255
00:14:49,038 --> 00:14:50,971
My wingwang's gone!
256
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,057
My girls!
257
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,158
My antenna!
258
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,392
My kajigger!
259
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,594
My gonopores!
260
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,014
Look it up.
261
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,072
I have freed you
from the tyranny of gender.
262
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,807
Now go in peace.
263
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,543
Or actually, stay here.
I'll go in peace.
264
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:22,603
Good news, neuchachos.
The ship is nearly repaired.
265
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:26,540
Work goes fasters
withouts no secondary
sex characteristicses
266
00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:27,875
at which to hoot.
267
00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:31,195
Now who wants to sings
some Christopher Cross songs?
268
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,714
Look, associates,
I made a hammock
from our clothing.
269
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,971
How industrious.
270
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,488
Do you mind
if we sleep with you?
271
00:15:41,558 --> 00:15:42,740
I have no opinion.
272
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,779
Well, good night.
273
00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:53,412
Everyone got
along so well today.
274
00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:56,787
Yes, this place is
like a neutered utopia.
275
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,455
A neutopia.
276
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,259
I enjoy humor
where no one gets hurt.
277
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,529
Your companionship
is inoffensive, Hermes.
278
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,164
Likewise.
279
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,301
Really,
what are we missing out on
by not having sex right now?
280
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,452
Well...
281
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,968
Give us back our genitals!
282
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:18,426
Is that you, Borax Kid?
283
00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,478
I've got your 50 bucks.
284
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,063
Oh. It's you.
285
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:25,399
Why do you want your genders?
You seem happier
without them.
286
00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:28,069
Being human
isn't just about
being happy.
287
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,203
It's about loving, and fighting,
288
00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:33,557
and that Rasta McNasty
we were doing last night.
289
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,008
We want that back.
290
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,378
Very well. Perhaps it is I
who have learned a lesson,
291
00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:39,614
or something.
292
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,953
Now what?
293
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:49,723
I have decided,
after little thought,
to return your genders.
294
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880
Oh!
295
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,052
Not cool, bro!
Our genders
are all reversed.
296
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,987
Now I got a whatchacallit
instead of a kajigger,
297
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,589
you stupid whatchacallit!
298
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,711
Okay, stop yelling at me.
299
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,315
It was an innocent mistake.
Allow me to rectify it.
300
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:22,189
I got your distress call
and came as quickly
as I wanted to.
301
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,424
No need to thank me.
302
00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:24,942
What's your problem, homes?
303
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,955
Now we'll be stuck
like this forever!
304
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,812
Chill out, dude.
305
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,550
Well, hello, from the neck down.
306
00:17:35,938 --> 00:17:39,306
Thank you for your patronage.
We know you have
a choice in airlines,
307
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,825
and you made the wrong one.
No refunds!
308
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,086
Aren't we going to cuddle?
309
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,888
Woman, I'm tired.
310
00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:57,225
I'm sorry.
It's just I need my sleep.
311
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,893
I gotta get up
five times a night
to play Xbox.
312
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,156
I understand.
313
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,292
Womanhood also takes
some getting used to.
314
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,178
For example,
did you know there are
more than two feelings?
315
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:10,337
I only need one feeling.
Love for you, wifey-man.
316
00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:16,560
Ohhh. Your manwich!
317
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,544
No wonder it's
such a mess in there.
318
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,636
These bad boys are hard to aim.
319
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,640
I hate being a man.
I smell bad,
my face is scratchy,
320
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,276
and the food at those
strip clubs is terrible.
321
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,811
Crapping A.
322
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,613
Still, I'm sure the women
are having
an even harder time.
323
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:43,154
OMG!
Being chicks
is so much fun!
324
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,940
Now when I say stupid things,
guys all laugh
and buy me stuff.
325
00:18:47,009 --> 00:18:48,609
Ugh. What a skank.
326
00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:51,479
Anyway, Planet Express
is still facing foreclosure.
327
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,515
There's no way we can raise
enough money
to save this company.
328
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:57,150
Wait. What about
the girlie calendar?
329
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,947
Well, that won't work, remember?
330
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,849
We only have three
women on staff...
331
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,477
"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."
332
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,796
And it is requested.
333
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:15,669
d On Halloween
and New Year's Eve
334
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,889
d Yankee girls
ya just can't be beat
335
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,526
d But they're the best
when they're off their feet
336
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,479
d Girls, girls, girls
337
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:29,349
d At the Dollhouse
in Fort Lauderdale
338
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,537
d Girls, girls, girls
339
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,306
d Rocking in Atlanta
at Tattletails d
340
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:40,060
Let's just hope we can sell
enough of these calendars
by tomorrow.
341
00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:43,113
We sold enough of those
calendars since yesterday!
342
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,219
Thank God most of our fans
are huge perverts.
343
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:02,944
Who are you, stranger?
344
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,987
Well, madam,
folks call me the Borax Kid.
345
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:07,900
My friend, the other rock alien,
346
00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:10,002
died without setting
your genitals to right.
347
00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:13,377
So I reckon it's up to me
to sex you up proper.
348
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,969
My girls are back!
349
00:20:24,273 --> 00:20:25,405
Ow!
350
00:20:25,908 --> 00:20:27,340
Yay!
351
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:28,959
Oh!
352
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,895
So what did you like better,
my love?
Being a man or a woman?
353
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,565
I don't care what parts I have,
354
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,167
as long as they
interlock with yours.
355
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,770
Ah, marriage.
356
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,806
It combines the contentedness
of being neutered,
357
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,376
with the occasional
sex of being not.
358
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:49,730
Well, I best mosey on
down to the landing.
359
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,283
Sounds like the Feldspar Queen
is about to set sail.
360
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,651
You folks watch
your genitals now.
361
00:20:55,371 --> 00:20:57,604
Come on, boy. Giddyup.
362
00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,674
And that's that.
363
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,776
What'd I miss?
364
00:21:37,013 --> 00:21:38,093
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