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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,667 --> 00:00:06,625 'cause I took an oath to Protect him, you know? 2 00:00:06,708 --> 00:00:08,958 Lay down my...Life. 3 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,167 Can you turn it off? 4 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,167 Please? 5 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:12,333 No? Okay. 6 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:14,458 Anyway, so, where's wendell, you Know? 7 00:00:14,542 --> 00:00:17,083 Where's wendell when the [bleep] Going down? 8 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:18,667 Killface: it was "The edge." 9 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:19,750 Xander: yeah, I got it. 10 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:20,875 Killface: tony hopkins. 11 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:23,625 Xander: two. 12 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:26,208 [ splash ] Three. 13 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:28,542 [ sniffles ] But, uh, you know, lucky for 14 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:29,333 Him, though. 15 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:31,917 Xander: how the hell did you Miss? 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,500 No, no, no, no. You wait. 17 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:34,583 Xander: what? 18 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,833 [ clicking ] Yeah, no, I'm done. 19 00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:41,000 Xander: yeah, you're damn Right you're... 20 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,083 Oh, that's lame. 21 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:46,750 Killface: my god, did you see That? 22 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:50,000 Xander: yeah, and I'm curious To know where the [bleep] She 23 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,083 Got robot pants. 24 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:54,458 Yep, it's all there -- 10 grand. 25 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:56,042 "Bazinjamins." 26 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:59,125 [ mumbling ] Yes, it'll fit. 27 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:00,875 My ass is not that big. 28 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:03,792 Killface: no, when valerie Missed, it was -- 29 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:06,292 But you never know how a Guy's gonna react to a 30 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,208 Near-death experience, you know? 31 00:01:08,042 --> 00:01:10,583 It can really kind of... 32 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:12,500 Put the zap on you. 33 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,625 Killface: it was a miracle. 34 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:18,375 Well, it certainly was lucky. 35 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:19,708 Killface: shut up. 36 00:01:19,792 --> 00:01:21,000 It wasn't just luck. 37 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:22,292 Okay, it was a miracle. 38 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:25,000 Ever get any good press about That whole ducky debacle, 39 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,000 That'll be a miracle. 40 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:28,208 Killface: don't just toss "Miracle" around. 41 00:01:28,292 --> 00:01:30,167 Oh, it's just a figure of Speech. 42 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,583 Killface: no, this was a Physical manifestation of a 43 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:33,625 Higher power. 44 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:36,125 [ gasps ] Where are you going? 45 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:40,000 Killface: I have to go get The bible. 46 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,375 Fantastic. 47 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:44,083 Xander: yeah, I guess it was Lucky, but if you didn't make me 48 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:47,292 Go on that stupid duck hunt, I Wouldn't have got shot at in the 49 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,000 First place. 50 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:51,333 [ groans ] Xander: and so now we got to 51 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:52,500 Do this all day. 52 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:55,208 But you're scheduled to give A speech to the national 53 00:01:55,292 --> 00:01:56,583 Organization of ladies. 54 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,042 Xander: so send fred dryer. 55 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:00,125 You can't even get him on the Phone. 56 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,583 Xander: put a tank top on Him, he reads "The vagina 57 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,167 Monologues" or whatever -- dude, You'll need hip waders to walk 58 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,125 Through there. 59 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:08,125 Damn it, fred dryer -- Xander: bap, bap! 60 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,000 Turn around. 61 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,417 Let me do your back. 62 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,792 Yeah, killface and his Miracle. 63 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:15,000 That was -- he was full-on about It. 64 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:17,292 Killface: I mean, have you Read this? 65 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:20,208 I just can't believe -- it's got Wars and plagues. 66 00:02:20,292 --> 00:02:23,917 And this one fellow moses Drowned about a million in the 67 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,708 Red sea. 68 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:25,792 It is smashing. 69 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:28,000 And I think it's great you Find it so rewarding. 70 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:30,083 Killface: no, but you haven't Heard about noah. 71 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:31,208 He built an ark. 72 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:33,583 Killface: how does everybody Know this? 73 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:36,083 Tiny babies know about noah's Ark. 74 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:38,750 And can you please stop doing That? 75 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:40,250 Yeah, I'm done... 76 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:41,125 Nailing jesus. 77 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:42,792 Killface: should I have got The big one? 78 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:44,625 Trust me -- No, I don't even know if I'm 79 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:48,083 On studs here, so I think we're About at the load limit. 80 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:51,167 And again, you know, sorry I Almost got you killed. 81 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,458 Wendell, you are forgiven. 82 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,708 Good bit of that in here, Actually. 83 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:56,250 Yes, and now, about that. 84 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:59,125 But, you know, we all go Through these phases. 85 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:02,125 For a while there, I was Actually real big into nascar. 86 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:05,125 And, as you know, american Voters insist on a christian 87 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:05,833 President. 88 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:06,917 Killface: that's me. 89 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,042 I'm christian in spades. 90 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:09,792 But you have to be subtle About it. 91 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:11,375 Killface: I'm subtle in Spades! 92 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,292 They also don't want you Using the word "Spades" all the 93 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:17,833 Damn time. 94 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:18,833 What are you wearing? 95 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,750 Hey, this is the real, Authentic stuff, man. 96 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,375 Could we talk about the Campaign? 97 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:25,792 I mean, call me crazy, but -- Killface: they called noah 98 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:26,208 Crazy. 99 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:27,208 But guess what? 100 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:29,333 They all drowned. Ha! 101 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:32,917 But then ham saw noah drunk and Naked, so noah cursed him. 102 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,250 And so that's why, um, black People were slaves or something. 103 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:38,875 I don't know. It's pretty vague. 104 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:40,708 Did you actually read that Bible? 105 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:43,167 Killface: mm, more just sort Of skimmed it. 106 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,792 Well, there'll be plenty of Time to read it on the bus to 107 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:46,792 New hampshire. 108 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:49,500 You need to go to Dixville notch, shake some 109 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:50,792 Hands. 110 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,375 Killface: I wouldn't shake Hands with a new hampshirite for 111 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:53,375 All the tea in china. 112 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:54,708 Well, why ever not? 113 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:57,167 Killface: because they just Legalized civil unions between, 114 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,583 You know... 115 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:00,375 The gays. 116 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:02,167 Holy [bleep] Really? 117 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,750 But we're democrats. 118 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:04,667 We're for that. 119 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,000 Holy [bleep] Really? 120 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:09,208 Killface: well, then, I guess Leviticus was a republican, 121 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,458 Because -- wait, hang on. 122 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,708 Ah-ha! 123 00:04:11,792 --> 00:04:14,792 He goes, "If a man lies with a Man as with a woman" -- I.E., 124 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,000 Pushing him to the store -- What? 125 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:19,500 Killface: "They shall surely Be put to death." 126 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:20,875 Holy [bleep] Really? 127 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:23,167 First of all, leviticus Wasn't a person. 128 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,333 Killface: well, demigod, Whatever. 129 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:28,792 And second, leviticus also Says if a man has an emission of 130 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,458 Semen, he must wash his entire Body with water. 131 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:33,042 Anybody in the bathroom? 132 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:36,833 And third, the only thing I Need to hear out of your mouth 133 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:38,083 Is "Global warming." 134 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:39,208 Killface: junk science! 135 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:40,125 I beg your pardon? 136 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:41,667 Killface: not in the bible. 137 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:42,375 Doesn't exist. 138 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:45,458 Lamont, shut it. 139 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:47,833 And -- I'm serious. 140 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:50,208 And everybody, get on the bus. 141 00:04:50,292 --> 00:04:51,292 Just a second! 142 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,792 On the bus to where? 143 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,000 Killface: to spread the good News. 144 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:59,042 Anyone have a tranquilizer Gun? 145 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,083 Killface: won't affect me. 146 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,625 I've got a force field of god's Love. 147 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:07,500 Democratic nominee killface Made headlines today, but not 148 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,333 The good kind like you want. 149 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:11,875 Killface: because there's no Such thing as global warming, 150 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:14,750 But if you're looking for Alternative fuel sources to 151 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:18,250 Power your tie-dye machines, Just burn all your books. 152 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,958 This baby -- the only book you Need. 153 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:24,417 And it says right here in Deuteronomy, "A woman must not 154 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,750 Dress like a man." 155 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:28,333 And I see a lot of pants out There, ladies. 156 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:31,083 Maybe that's why god's giving You all so much breast and 157 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,208 Ovarian cancer. 158 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:34,875 Gonna wear pants to your Mastectomy? 159 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:38,625 And I honestly don't even know Where to start with you people. 160 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:40,833 Maybe your grandad saw noah Drunk. 161 00:05:40,917 --> 00:05:41,958 I don't know. 162 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:45,083 So, when you step into that Booth on election day, ask 163 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:47,542 Yourself one question -- why? 164 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:49,167 Why did you people kill him? 165 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:52,792 [ all gasp ] [ glass breaks ] 166 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:56,458 And turns out muslims aren't The only ones who still throw 167 00:05:56,542 --> 00:06:00,042 Rocks. 168 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:04,000 Turning to sports, the lenox Avenue lady bugs doping scandal 169 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,208 Heats up. 170 00:06:05,042 --> 00:06:06,375 My god, this is fantastic. 171 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,250 Xander: well, they just want To win. 172 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:09,083 Get them, lady bugs. 173 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,208 Killface. 174 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:12,000 Xander: yeah, but, shouldn't We be out there, like, 175 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,000 Countering his message? 176 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,167 He's countering his own Message. 177 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,167 All we need to do is lay back And watch him self-destruct. 178 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,292 Xander: yeah, that's what We're doing. 179 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:21,750 That's my new directive. 180 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:22,458 Bap, bap! 181 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:24,167 Xander: hey, I "Bap, bap." 182 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,417 The hawk is coming on. 183 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,083 Xander: you don't "Bap, bap." 184 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:28,375 I'm carter hawkins. 185 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:29,917 Today's topic -- religion. 186 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,167 Killface finds it -- finally, a Democrat who's not a godless 187 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,042 Sodomite. 188 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:36,625 Grace ryan, harper ellis, talk It. 189 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:39,042 There's two words for this -- Political suicide. 190 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:42,292 The man has alienated every Single group in the democratic 191 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:46,167 Party -- environmentalists, the Blacks, the jews, the feminists, 192 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,042 The gays. 193 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,125 And yet, their secret agendas Continue. 194 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:49,667 Wait, whose? 195 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,708 All of them. 196 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:53,083 The guy is handing the whole Election to crews. 197 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:56,208 Which I hope to be first Lady, so... 198 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:58,250 Xander: ha! Fat chance. 199 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:01,583 Get up there and clean that off, Mr. Bap bap. 200 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:02,333 Bap, bap! 201 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:03,833 My next guest, killface. 202 00:07:03,917 --> 00:07:05,875 Thanks for joining us on the Hawk! 203 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,750 Killface: don't thank me, Carter. 204 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:08,542 Thank god. 205 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:10,708 Otherwise, he might make it rain Frogs. 206 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:12,542 Then were are you, hmm? 207 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:14,083 Up to your tits in frogs. 208 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,000 Harper, rebuttal. 209 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:18,667 To what? 210 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:19,875 I have a question. 211 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,125 Killface: bap, bap! 212 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,958 Timothy 2:11 says women aren't Supposed to talk. 213 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,125 But I'll allow it. 214 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:26,000 Continue. 215 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,917 As a democrat, don't you Support a woman's right to 216 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:29,875 Choose? 217 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:32,083 Killface: you mean her right To be a whore? 218 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:36,500 My god, what else is on your Christo-fascist agenda, the 219 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:40,125 Mandated teaching of creationism In our public schools? 220 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:42,875 Killface: and I suppose you Believe in evolution. 221 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:45,042 [ mumbling ] Killface: just a second. 222 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:46,458 There's a good bit coming. 223 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:48,083 Well, who built the pyramids? 224 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,083 Did the monkeys build the Pyramids? 225 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:51,042 Look! Look at him! 226 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:54,708 Where's your pithy rejoinder Now, mr. Handsome pretty face? 227 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:57,000 [ mumbling ] Killface: simon! 228 00:07:57,083 --> 00:08:00,000 [ mumbling ] Killface: of course you can. 229 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,583 You can -- let's talk. 230 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:02,500 Let's rap. 231 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,208 [ mumbling ] Killface: yes, but what's 232 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:11,083 That got to do with -- Yeah, but... 233 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:15,750 [ mumbles ] Killface: so, yeah, turns out 234 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:16,458 Simon's gay. 235 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:17,167 Called it! 236 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,875 Killface: shut up, wendell. 237 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:22,000 And I don't know if this will Have any impact on the election. 238 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,042 Any impact?! 239 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:27,333 After all your [bleep] Gay bashing? 240 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,417 Crews is just gonna kill us on This one. 241 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:33,208 Killface: no, he wouldn't do That, would he? 242 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:34,208 Boosh! 243 00:08:34,292 --> 00:08:37,125 Dude, we have got to jump on This with both feet. 244 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,417 I want web tv. 245 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:39,583 I want blue tube. 246 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,667 Nope, we leave this one Alone. 247 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:42,542 Xander: why? 248 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,792 Because two words -- John kerry. 249 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:46,000 Xander: who? 250 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,167 Exactly. 251 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:51,083 Xander: is he some sort of Famous gay dude? 252 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,292 You know, you're one to talk Lately. 253 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,583 Xander: what's that supposed To mean? 254 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:58,750 Just that you're just really Kind of creeping me out right 255 00:08:58,833 --> 00:08:59,625 Now. 256 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,375 Xander: damn it, I have to Finish this. 257 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,583 But it's gonna be like Fred dryer's staring at us while 258 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:06,083 We have sex. 259 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,042 Xander: exactly. 260 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,792 Well, I say you got to drop Out. 261 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:18,083 Killface: well, I say shut up Because it's not your decision. 262 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,000 It's simon's. 263 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,167 What you think? 264 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,042 Want your old man to be President even though he can be 265 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,000 An ass? 266 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,125 [ mumbling ] Killface: you don't have to 267 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:27,125 Be crappy. 268 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:32,083 And so we just talked, and he Finally let me in. 269 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:37,833 And turns out, he's a really Neat kid. 270 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:41,167 All that angsty posturing -- a Lot of that's my fault, turns 271 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,917 Out. 272 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,167 That's my weighing him all the Time. 273 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,000 That's weighing his portions. 274 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:48,083 And the soy -- just been soy Mad lately. 275 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,167 Although I wonder... 276 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,167 You wonder? 277 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,792 Killface: well, if soy turns You gay. 278 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,250 Even if it does, so what? 279 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:58,125 I don't give a fat fig if my son Is gay, as long as he's happy, 280 00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:59,583 'cause I love him. 281 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,833 Does sort of explain a lot. 282 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:02,458 How so? 283 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:04,208 Killface: oh, I don't know. 284 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:05,042 Little things. 285 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,083 The gay porn. 286 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:09,458 Xander: oh, for [bleep] Sake, Look at all the chicks on the 287 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,667 [bleep] Box! 288 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,833 Killface: and I'm sure lots Of nice folks out there can 289 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:17,375 Reconcile their christian faith With tolerance of homosexuals. 290 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,250 I just personally couldn't. 291 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:23,625 And so, the first thing is simon Has decided the campaign shall 292 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,125 Go forward, so on to New hampshire. 293 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:30,125 That turns out it's just a Primary, and you've already got 294 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:32,792 Nominations, so, well, I got That totally wrong. 295 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,583 Killface: well, well done, Dummy. 296 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,250 What happened to forgiveness? 297 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,625 Killface: oh, that's the Second thing. 298 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:42,417 As of this moment, I officially Renounce -- ooph! 299 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,583 [ beeping ] Christianity. 300 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,333 [ explosion ] 21522

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