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>> this is grace ryan,
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Force 10 news, from high atop
The annihilatrix, my microphone
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Now literally a lifeline,
Because if I fall, I will drop
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Right into what appeared to be
Drums full of superintelligent
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Radioactive-waste-covered--
>> [gasp]
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>> aah!
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[splash]
>> oh, my god. She fell.
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>> awesome.
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>> well...
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>> aah!
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[crash]
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>> jetbots rule!
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What?
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>> you don't need
To say it every time.
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>> [coughing]
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>> [muttering]
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>> I know. I know.
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Nothing hurts like a scrape,
But you're being so brave.
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And soon they'll fix you up
With some ointment
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And a nice big band-aid, right?
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>> [muttering]
>> yes, we'll ask if they
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Have dora ones. Right?
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Swipe or no swiping?
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Hmm?
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Nothing?
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>> oh, blow it out
Your cloaca, crabcakes.
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>> this isn't my fault.
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>> no. It's phil's fault.
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>> me? How is it--
>> who built that catwalk? Hmm?
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Show of nonsevered hands.
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And god help you if you scrimped
On the building materials.
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>> [muttering]
>> yes, that's
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An excellent idea.
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I'm going to have
This pipe analyzed...
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At the lab.
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[ahem]
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So...How are you holding up?
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Mmm.
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>> [muttering]
>> no, I don't think
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She wants to be your new mommy.
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>> uh!
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>> [ahem]
>> [muttering]
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>> shh!
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>> uh...Which one of you
Is mr...Face?
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>> oh, no.
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My son should go first.
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He's got a very nasty scrape.
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>> and we'd just love
To treat him.
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>> x-rays obviously.
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Possibly an m.R.I.?
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>> just as soon
As you get insurance.
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>> what?
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>> no. That's my card there.
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Mutual health.
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>> yeah, we're all
On the same plan.
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>> well, this policy has lapsed.
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>> oh, here we go.
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>> phil, you shut your fat face!
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Miss nurse, I shall
Require a telephone.
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>> the pay phone's
Down the hall.
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>> splendid. I'll just clatter
Down there with this pipe
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Jutting out of my lung.
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You've been an absolute delight.
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>> thank you.
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>> wait. I got hurt at work.
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Aren't I covered
By workman's comp?
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>> if your employer's current
With your workman's comp
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Insurance premiums.
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>> [ahem]
>> oh, that's no good.
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[crash]
>> hey! Watch it!
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>> woman, I have a pipe
In my lung!
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Fatty!
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Hope your baby's born dead!
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>> I got insurance.
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Can I see a doctor?
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>> only if we can find a way to
Treat you without helping him.
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>> awesome!
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>> mmm....Mmm.
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>> yes, the customer-service
Whoever person told me
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To call this number.
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>> policy number.
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>> 66666666666. Hmm...
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>> my name is joseph.
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This call is an attempt
To collect a debt.
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>> a debt, yes. That's why I'm--
>> no! You do not interrupt
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My speaking!
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>> oh, I'm sorry.
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>> no premiums paid
For 6 past months!
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>> it's debited automatically--
>> you must pay this debt today!
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>> stop screaming at me.
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>> you must not interrupt
My speaking!
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>> joseph, is it?
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>> no! No! No! No! No!
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>> oh, now just you see here.
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>> terminating! Terminating!
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>> I'm just trying--
>> terminating!
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[click and dial tone]
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>> lovely.
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>> everyone, that was policy
Number 66666666666.
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I terminated.
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>> joseph, did you first
Shriek at him?
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>> oh, I shrieked most horribly.
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>> everyone, you will do well
To take a page
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From joseph's book.
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>> it's in the training manual!
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[whooping]
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>> ah...
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>> yeah, you can stop
Doing that, ok?
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>> ah...
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>> psst!
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>> look, I seriously need
Some watermelon.
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>> yeah, we still
Don't have any.
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But take a look at this.
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What we've got here
Is a healthy brain.
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>> oh, thank god.
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>> yes. Praise him.
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>> I hear you.
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>> ok. But here's your brain.
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>> wait. Are those...Ants?
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>> yeah.
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>> we--
>> yeah.
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>> then you transferred me
To a call center in some
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Flyblown corner of india
To be shrieked out my a man
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With an accent thicker
Than blackstrap molasses!
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How is that racist?
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Not his skin, you halfwit.
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His accent. Well, then I demand
To speak to the president
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Of your foul little company.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes.
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And now I'm on hold again.
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You would not believe
The day I'm having.
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>> [coughs]
>> cover your mouth.
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>> so these ants could start
To control your actions
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Or possibly drive you insane.
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>> oh, my god!
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>> I mean, we don't get this
A lot, but I do have
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A computer-generated simulation
Of one possible scenario...
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Wherein you become shaquilla,
Queen of the lost city of ants.
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That's your palace.
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>> yes. Hello. Hi.
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Is this the president of the
Mutual health insurance company?
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What do you mean "Not exactly"?
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Mutual health is owned
By the crews company?!
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>> yes, the crews company.
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Yes, the one owned
By xander crews. What?
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No, mr. Crews is
Unavailable to you.
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>> well, damn your eyes!
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Where is he?
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>> well, that's the $20 billion
Question, isn't it? Terminating.
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[beep and dial tone]
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>> [coughs]
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>> yes. Shut up.
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>> and that's your lover arkmed.
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But he's a drone.
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So your love is forbidden.
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>> where did you even get these?
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>> everywhere.
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>> what?
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>> yeah.
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>>well, am I going to die?
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>> not according
To these drawings.
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>> thank you, simon.
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It's good as new.
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>> [muttering]
>> no. Why do you
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Always ruin it?
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>> [muttering]
>> not with those dirty fingers.
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>> are you trying to
Make time with my girl?
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>> [muttering]
>> oh, arthur, they fixed you.
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>> good as new.
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[click click]
Well...Relatively.
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>> and miraculously,
I'm totally fine.
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>> yeah, um, about that...
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During your separation,
They found an inoperable tumor
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In your...Everywhere.
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>> [gasping]
>> yeah, about as big
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As maybe...A lamb.
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>> is there anything you can do?
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>> well, I do have a
Computer-generated simulation--
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>> stop it!
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Stop it.
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>> maybe we should all
Pray together.
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>> aah!
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>> what the--
>> cyn, bring
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The minivan around.
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>> I bet whitey here
Likes to pray.
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Aah!
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>> mean.
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>> fetch the minivan.
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We're off to murder
That wretch xander cruise.
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>> don't you dare hurt him.
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>> sire, phil has cancer.
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>> [sighs]
First of all, he's obviously
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Not that into you.
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Phil, given your strict
Forcemeats and cheese regimen,
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The only real surprise
Is you're not dead already.
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>> phil, grappling with
The cold reality of death,
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Has no pithy rejoinder.
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>> but we've got to
Get him treatment.
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>> we've got no health insurance
Thanks to xander crews.
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>> oh, my god, xander.
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Where are you?
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>> well, wherever he is,
I'm sure he's laughing
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His fat face off.
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>> uh!
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>> who's laughing now, crews?
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>> I wasn't laughing before. Uh!
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>> I'm going to punch him
So friggin' hard.
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>> I'll smash his face in.
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>> then we'll blow him...
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Up! What?
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You...Queers.
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>> what the hell do you want?
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>> we want a living wage!
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>> and health insurance.
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>> yeah, and some
Flex hours, bitch.
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>> uh! Ok.
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>> what? Really?
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>> yes. Give me a damn phone.
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[ringing]
I'll call stan
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And sort this out...Jerk.
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Hey, wait. Don't punch.
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Stan. Stan, it's crews.
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The xstacles have me,
And they want their salary
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And benefits back.
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>> and flex hours.
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>> you see the phone to my ear?
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>> I'm sorry, but I'm in the
Process of having mr. Crews
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Pronounced legally dead...
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>> you what?
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>> taking control
Of the crews company,
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And grieving and so forth,
And I think it's in f'ing
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Poor taste for you to call here,
Whoever you are, and pretend
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That you are him.
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>> stan, look, they're not
[beep] Around here, man!
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>> terminating.
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>> what?
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[sighs]
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>> so, uh...How'd that go?
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>> who's laughing now,
Mr. Crews? Ha ha ha.
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[evil laughter continues]
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Me. I am laughing.
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>> so, you want it
In the face or--
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>> oh, not my handsome face!
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>> ah, just kidding.
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You don't get to pick.
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>> you--you--
>> see you in hell, dick.
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Ok, on 3. 1...
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>> oh, no. Stop counting.
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>> 2...
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