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[siren]
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Man:
Ow!
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[groaning]
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I can't believe that
Bitch shot me!
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You gotta take
Me to the hospital.
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You know I can't do that,
Jimmy.
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I'm dying, bra!
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You ain't gonna die.
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Say it.
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I'm all shot up, man.
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You ain't gonna die.
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Say the freaking words.
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I ain't gonna die.
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I ain't gonna die.
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I ain't gonna die.
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[cheering]
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Folks, put it
Altogether for taqu'il!
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He's a skeet, and his new film
Is "Some like it crook."
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He's a rapper!
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And was that a new scion tc?
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Yeah, man.
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Scion's full on behind the
Movie, cross-promotions,
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Tie-ins, doing big-ass
Direct mailings.
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Yeah!
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Bringing us to our
Item of the day.
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[cheering]
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Did you get one of
These in the mail?
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Yeah!
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And phase one begins, stan.
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Is your ass ready to be rocked?
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Why is--
I ask you.
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Why is he on our network?
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Because it's too complicated
For me to explain.
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What--
I know.
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That's how great it is.
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Killface:
Great?
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My god, it's fantastic.
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Son, look, look, look.
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Papa's postcard is on telly.
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Don't.
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I won't let you spoil this mood.
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You hear this?
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You hear me smiling?
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Sam?
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Yes, sire?
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Simon's had another spill.
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If he always throws his food
On the floor, how is he so fat?
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[crying]
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Killface:
No, son...
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Now look what you've done!
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Sire, I'm sorry.
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Apologize to his self-esteem!
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We've talked about
The chubby cycle.
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One snoggy comment like that,
He's right back in the cupboard.
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And he was doing so well.
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Yes, sire.
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3 pounds this week.
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Shut up.
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Just shut up and
Eat that cereal.
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It's got glass in it.
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[sighs]
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Mitzi:
Oh, my god, I know!
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Oh, did you see this?
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Skid row's half out
Of a mind this thing!
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This guy, this--what is it?
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Killface.
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Yes!
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And I mean he's terrifying.
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Yes, he's evil personified!
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Yeah, but cameraman,
Can you push in on this?
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It says, "Welcome to
You-apostrophe-re doom."
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And he's got "Doom" in quotes!
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Yeah man.
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Which is shouldn't be!
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Oh, I just hate it when
People do that.
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I just want to throw
Acid in their face.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Yes!
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Nice use.
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Send a postcard
To strung and white.
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Oh, I'm gonna throw it out,
Right?
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But then rose is like, "Boo,
There's a coupon on there."
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3-piece 6.99.
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See, it's so funny
With the coupons.
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Well, it was good for a laugh.
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Ok, the movie is
"Some like it crook."
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Taqu'il:
It opens friday.
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Check it out.
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Folks, taqu'il!
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Mitzi:
Yeah!
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Put it altogether.
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Valerie!
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Why does it say,
"Welcome to you are doom?"
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What does that even mean,
And why,
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For god sakes,
Is "Doom" in quotes?
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I don't know.
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Is this some sort
Of ironic doom?
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Is the wink implied?
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You know,
I don't know.
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No, it isn't.
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So please tell me how and why
I'm suddenly a laughing stock.
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Valerie:
Uh, 'cause you signed
Off on the proofs.
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Then we pump those profits
Back into the profit cycle
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To generate even more profits.
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And I know what
You're gonna say.
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Profits?
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Yes, stan,
You're soaking in them.
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Thoughts?
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Harrumph.
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Xander:
Dude, are you even listening?
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Sorry, I was jonesing
For a chick parm.
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Harrumph.
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Nope.
Go get your own.
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And then find me that apprentice
So I can cut his arms off.
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But you signed off on--
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Mention those proofs again
And just see what happens,
Valerie!
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Look, bad grammar aside,
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40 million people
Just saw your postcard.
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Bugga me.
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They poll those numbers?
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It's the highest-rated
Daytime show ever.
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Oh, I hate america.
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And their booker
Owes me a favor.
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No, she doesn't!
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Valerie, if you could get me on
"Live with mitzi and verle,"
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I don't...
Oh!
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Now, I'd want 2 segments,
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And not the one right after
Verle's monologue.
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That's--that's garbage time.
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But the next 2 after the break.
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Valerie, you get me on there,
And you just name your reward.
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I'd like for you to let me go.
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Well, you know, except for that.
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[cheering]
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We are back!
And can you believe those girls?
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Yeah!
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That was the lenox avenue
Ladybugs,
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Double-dutch city champs
Of new york.
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You know, I used to be pretty
Good at the old jump rope,
Verle.
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Oh, you want to get
The girls back out here
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And see what mitzi
Can do?
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[cheering]
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Who wants to see me get
My double-dutch on?
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Ok, let's bring 'em out,
And--what?
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What?
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Oh, newman says we
Don't have time.
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Oh, isn't he a poop?
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And we don't have time
Because our next guest--
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You can do this.
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Hello, verle.
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And you must be mitzi.
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Oh, the crowd loves me.
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Holy baloney!
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This guy!
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We talked about him last week.
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Remember when taqu'il was on?
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Oh!
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Is taqu'il not the bomb?
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Am I right, girls?
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I mean I'm married,
But I ain't that married.
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Ho!
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I hope lloyd's not watching.
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Lloyd knows I don't like
Black guys anymore.
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And he better be at work.
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The bling bling ain't free,
Verle.
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Holy smokes!
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Would you look at
The size of that thing.
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Dude, that's gotta
Be 6 carats.
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Mmm.
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They are so in love!
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Yeah!
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And I'm in love with
Our next guest.
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He's--no.
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Oh, we gotta take a break.
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We'll be right back, folks.
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What?
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They just wasted my entire first
Segment just gibbering!
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No, that's the kind of snappy
Repartee we love over at scion,
Man.
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Hi, charles chomers,
Scion marketing.
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You can call me chuck.
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Yeah, how's the health plan
Over at scion?
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Chuck:
It's great!
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Ppo, man.
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Oh!
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My skin!
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We are back with our next guest.
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He calls himself
The scourge of god
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But says he's gonna push the
Planet into the sun.
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Bing bong bing.
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Make some noise for killface!
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Um.
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Thank you.
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What, is the applause
Sign broken?
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[small applause]
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Thanks.
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Verle:
Don't listen to them.
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Terrible crowd.
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Yeah!
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Maybe they had some of the
Green room snacks.
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Hmm.
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So, big guy.
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You're gonna destroy the world?
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Uh, yes.
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That's my ultimate goal.
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Mitzi:
Big guy is right.
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Oh, look at those pecs.
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[cheering]
Right?
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I would kill for a
Chest like that.
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[laughing]
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I wish I had someone
Like her growing up.
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Dude, save it for group.
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Tell me you work out.
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Not as often as I should,
I'm afraid.
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Somebody's fishing
For a compliment.
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No, no.
Honestly.
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He should come on
For fitness friday!
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Absolutely,
Definitely he should!
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Am I right?
Fitness fridays.
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Big guy, how much you bench?
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Oh, you know,
I don't know really.
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I'll bet you do 240.
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Actually it's closer to 900.
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900 pounds, this guy!
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Oh, no, sorry.
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That's kilos.
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900 kilograms?
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Well, he's foreign, verle.
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That's like a scion!
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What?
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Think you could?
Think you could?
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Think you could bench a scion?
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I don't know--
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He should bench a scion.
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Fitness friday.
You come back.
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We'll get with
The good folks at scion,
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And you'll bench
A new scion tc.
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All right?
Please stop talking.
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Oh, boy.
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Randy, tell him about
The new scion tc.
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Randy:
Introducing the scion tc.
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The bold, sleek styling is all
Like ka-kow, but the 2.4
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Liter dual overhead cam engine
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With 160 horsepower
Is all like ka-kow!
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The scion tc, verle.
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It's what moves you.
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[cheering]
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Verle:
What moves you indeed, randy.
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I'd like to take
That to the beach.
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Yeah.
You at the beach.
Shotgun!
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With your skin?
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Love the scion tc.
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Love, love, love the scion tc.
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Rose is in my ear 24/7.
Knowing rose, it's 25/8.
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I want you to stop talking.
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Verle, what about
The new scion tc?
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Verle, let's get a new scion tc.
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Verle, with a new panoramic
Power glide moon roof
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And a 2-in-one carpet with cargo
Match, you can't go wrong.
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Verle, verle, verle!
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With our new scion tc--
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Oh, my god,
I need that.
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You have to get her one.
I know. It's a great car.
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The amber instrument panel
Illumination is standard, verle.
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00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,375
Standard!
265
00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,333
[chanting]
Scion tc!
266
00:08:58,417 --> 00:09:00,208
Scio-wrong tc!
267
00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:02,917
Should I get rose
A new scion tc?
268
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,708
It's got an mp3 player jack
269
00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,708
For ripping and
Burning or whatever!
270
00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:08,667
What do you think, big guy?
271
00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:09,750
I don't know.
272
00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:10,750
What's not to know?
273
00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:12,000
It's a great car.
274
00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:15,542
Verle, you should get
Everybody a scion tc.
275
00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:16,792
Chuck:
No, ronny.
276
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,000
They're going nuts for it.
277
00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,042
Listen.
278
00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,833
Also, can you transfer
Me to hr?
279
00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:25,208
They're eager for a new
Scion, verle.
280
00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:26,542
Ok, ok!
281
00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,083
Everybody,
Look under your seats!
282
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,625
Stop it!
283
00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:34,208
First of all, oprah already gave
Her audience cars.
284
00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:36,125
Not the new scion tc
She didn't.
285
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,250
Then you waste one segment
286
00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,833
Clucking like a goose
About that damn ring.
287
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,125
And I hope you know
A good appraiser,
288
00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,625
Because if that's not
Paste, I'll eat my hat.
289
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,417
Now, my last remaining segment
290
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,083
Has fallen victim
To scion fever.
291
00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,458
'cause we love
The new scion tc!
292
00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:50,917
Shut up!
293
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,500
There's a clear line between
Entertainment and advertising,
294
00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:55,583
And you've bloody
Well crossed it.
295
00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:59,250
Those 18 to 24s you're so keen
On detest being pitched to.
296
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,708
And when I destroy the world,
297
00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:03,958
They won't have much use for
17-inch alloy wheels, so--
298
00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:05,167
What?
299
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,125
No, no, no.
Turn that off there.
300
00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,375
Stop it.
301
00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,875
I won't be your pitch man.
302
00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:12,000
You hear me?
303
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,167
[sighs]
304
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,667
You're all doomed.
305
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,708
Doomed to enjoy
The new scion tc.
306
00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,500
Yeah!
'cause we'll be right back
307
00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:24,250
With new scion tcs
For everybody.
308
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,708
Yeah!
309
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,667
Stan:
That was your big plan?
310
00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,083
What did that even accomplish?
311
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:31,583
It set the stage for phase 2,
Stan.
312
00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:32,875
What the hell is phase 2?
313
00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:34,167
I'm thinking las vegas.
314
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,542
I like to call it lost wages.
315
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,083
Nice.
316
00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,500
What a colossal waste of time,
317
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:43,208
And I defy this day
To get any worse.
318
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,042
Man:
Hey, there goes
The new scion tc.
319
00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,417
Damn, that is tight!
320
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,792
I hate this country.
321
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:50,083
Xtacles:
Scion tc!
322
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,208
Son of a whore!
323
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:56,750
Yes, have fun driving your new
Scion tc around on the sun!
324
00:10:56,833 --> 00:11:00,083
Perfectly happy
With my gift bag.
325
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,208
What?
326
00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:04,292
The lenox avenue ladybugs
Got fleeces!
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