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[siren wails]
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[yelling]
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News anchor:
And the city burns.
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Behind me, brave firefighters
Heroically fight the blaze
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Started in a battle
Between disastron,
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The last surviving
Member of the chaos council
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And our very own...
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Awesome-x.
Awesome-x?
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Awesome-x.
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Ahem.
What?
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Rumor has it,
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Now that you've defeated all the
Supervillains,
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That you and your mercenary
Robots--the exticles--
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Oh, hey, good!
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Big shout-out to the exticles.
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Arroo!
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Couldn't have done it
Without you guys.
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Oh, that was nice.
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God, I with we had tivo.
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Oh, now you want tivo.
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You'll finally be retiring.
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Is that accurate?
No.
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Ever--ever vigilant.
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I am a beacon of vigilance.
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Ok.
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Also a beacon of fighting.
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And now that you're
Retiring--
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I'm not retiring.
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I guess the thanks of a
Grateful city are yours.
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Oh, uh...
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You're welcome, city.
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For force 10 news, I'm--
Thank you.
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I'm--
Thank you, city.
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You're awesome.
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For force 10 news,
I'm grace ryan.
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And I'm am awesome-x!
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Yeah, who started a rumor
Awesome-x is retiring?
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I may have...
Stan?
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...On behalf of awesome-x,
Issued a press release.
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Yes.
Bu--
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What the hell did
You do that for?
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Because now that awesome-x
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Has defeated all the
Supervillains in the city--
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Ka-kow!
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It's time xander crews
Got focused...
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Lame.
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...On running his huge
Multinational conglomerate.
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Now, all the super hero nonsense
Was all well and good--
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Nonsense?!
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Stan, I was avenging the
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Untimely deaths of
My murdered parents...
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Who were murdered.
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Yes.
But--
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Stan, hang on.
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[telephone rings]
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Telephone.
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I'm blowing up here.
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Go.
Go time.
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[continues ringing]
[sighs]
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Go time.
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Operator.
Yeah.
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[ringing]
Go time.
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Grace:
Hi, baby.
It's me.
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Did you see my interview
With awesome-x?
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Yes, I did.
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Grace:
Well, what did you think?
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Uh--
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Grace:
I thought it went great.
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Can you hang on a second?
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Grace:
Ok.
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Ok.
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Click.
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[dial tone]
Ho ho ho ho.
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Oh, my god, she's gonna
Be mad I did that.
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I don't even know why I did it.
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Do you think I'm selfish?
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[horn honks]
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Are we still on for tonight?
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Xander?
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I guess the network's down.
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Uh, I've got 6 bars.
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Me, too.
Yeah, me, too.
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Are you people gonna load out
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Or dick around with
Your phones all day?
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6 bars.
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[snickering]
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That will be all, watley.
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If there's anything else I--
Get out!
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Damn, dawg.
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What's all this bidness?
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That's exactly what it is--
Business.
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P&ls, balance sheets,
Earnings estimates.
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And why is it on my desk?
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Because it's time you learned
How to run a business.
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And the first thing you're going
To do is fire the exticles.
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[gasps]
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The exticles are the backbone of
The awesome-x fighting force.
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They're also a $5 million
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Annual drain on
The company's bottom line.
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[scoffs]
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Annual drain on
The company's bottom line.
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Yes!
Well...
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Unless we all of a sudden
Lose $5 million somehow,
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I'm not
Firing my dawgs.
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Damn it--
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And...
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I have to go ride in my limo.
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♪ all that jizz ♪
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♪ hey, all that jizz ♪
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♪ tell you how it is ♪
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[cell phone rings]
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Go time...
Except if it's stan.
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Hey, baby.
It's me.
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Hey.
You know what I was thinking?
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Uh-uh.
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Now I won't be covering those
Crazy battles between
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Supervillains and
Awesome-x all the time,
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And now I can really
Concentrate on us.
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Huh?
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I mean talk about...
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[jackhammer drowns out voice]
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Grace:
...Maybe finally unfreezing
Some of your sperm.
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You--
When did you freeze my sperm?!
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Oh, I always do that.
Ha ha.
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What?!
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Oh, I always do that.
Ha ha.
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See you at your place at 7:00.
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[phone beeps]
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♪ taco supreme ♪
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♪ super head, tell bill maher ♪
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♪ I'm coming for you, baby ♪
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Yeah, baby.
[grunting]
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Oh, yeah!
Yeah, baby.
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Oh!
This is so wrong.
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Oh, god!
Oh, my god!
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Oh, yeah.
I'm with a prostitute.
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Yeah, come on,
You big black son of a bitch!
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Oh, yeah!
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What?!
Where did that come from?
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What?
Oh, no.
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Don't stop.
I like it.
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Ok.
[groaning]
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Computerized voice:
Granted access.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, don't stop!
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Shut up, hooker.
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Grace:
Xander?
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Baby, you up here?
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You have got to move that
Crazy suit of armor
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Before it kills somebody
Or--aagh!
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What--what are you doing here?
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Xan--uh, billy--
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Xander crews said I could use
His place for this...
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He--
Hooker.
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You know him?
We went to college together.
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No, we didn't.
Get out of here!
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He will be at your
Place in one hour.
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I just--I--
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No time, woman.
He despises tardiness.
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You should know that.
Go!
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Get out!
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Oh, sorry.
Bye.
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Oh, my god.
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I did not mean for
Her to see this.
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Xander crews.
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Oh, let's go back to the
Black--big black guy thing.
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You're awesome-x!
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[gasps]
Oh, boy.
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$5 million?!
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I had to pay her off!
Damn it!
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Well, I can't have some
Blabbity-mouth hooker
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Running around with my
Secret identity.
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That's the first thing
They teach you.
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Nobody cares about your
Secret identity.
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It's to protect
My loved ones.
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You don't have any loved ones!
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[gasps]
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Stan!
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What, who?
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That girlfriend you
Treat like dirt?
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Your murdered parents?
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Xander:
Oh.
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And you can say good-bye
To the exticles.
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What--what?!
What what?
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You just spent their entire
Salary for the year.
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Oh, see, I knew you were
Gonna trick me into doing this!
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Me?!
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You're the one who paid
$5 million for a blowjob!
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I...
It was a half and half...
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First of all.
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Second of all, ok.
I'm going.
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[sighs]
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The exticles:
He's coming.
Everybody in position.
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[guns cocking]
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Yo.
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Where the hell are you guys?
Let's do this!
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Ambush!
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[screaming]
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[making laser sounds]
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[screaming]
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Go time, mother-humpers!
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Awesome!
Awesome!
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Bring it, you cyborg
Sons of bitches!
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What are you doing?!
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It's a surprise party.
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[clears throat]
Do what now?
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'cause we love you.
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[groans]
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Awesome x:
Well, why the hell were you
Pointing those damn guns at me?!
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We got them at the party store.
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Hey, guys, hey!
Check this out.
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I will open communist
China to the west.
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Put that back.
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Oh,
I thought you wanted to kill me
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'cause I came up here
To fire you.
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What?!
What?!
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What?!
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But the crews company funds the
Entire awesome-x operation.
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So, you know, take it up with
Xander crews.
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Let's kill that
Son of a bitch!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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No, you know, let's--
Let's don't--
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Kill him!
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No, you know, let's--
Let's don't--
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We kill bad guys.
Come on.
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So, uh...
It's in our charter.
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What's up with our 401k?
My retirement!
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Yeah, what is up with that?
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[groans]
Oh, what the--
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That's my nest egg!
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We're still gonna have
Health insurance, right?
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Oh, my god!
Health insurance, I need that!
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Ahem.
Mm-mmm.
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Oh, my god!
What?!
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Are we at least
Eligible for cobra?
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What, the little...
The g.I. Joe dolls?
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No.
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Not the g.I. Joe dolls.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Give me the...
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The--where it is?
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Kevin made you this--
We all kind of helped--
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Before you shot him in the face.
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Oh!
You guys!
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[gasps]
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Guys, this...
I mean, this is--
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Yeah, it's sculpy.
It's awesome!
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Well,
We all kind of helped.
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And I think I just found a
Way to save our jobs.
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Mmm...
Except kevin.
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And mike.
Uh, both mikes.
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Oh, fat mike, too?
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[harrumphing]
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Order, please, gentlemen.
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Order!
Now then.
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First item on the agenda is--
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[can jingles]
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Mr. Crews!
Hey!
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No, no!
Don't get up.
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How's it going?
How's every--
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[harrumphing]
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...Body doing?
Weird.
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So, mr. Crews, this is
Certainly a surprise.
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Yeah, I bet.
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But I'm here.
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00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,083
Harrumph!
266
00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,167
And also, um...
267
00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,500
[opens briefcase]
268
00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:17,833
From now on, we're doing this.
269
00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,208
I'm sorry?
270
00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:23,833
'cause I converted
All our factories
271
00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,375
Over to making these
Little guys.
272
00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:27,750
You what?
[harrumphing]
273
00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:30,583
Whoosh!
Wha!
274
00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,458
That's him flying.
275
00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:34,167
What?!
Doll factory?!
276
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,375
You said if I can make the
Awesome-x brand
277
00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:38,042
A profitable
Part of this company,
278
00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,792
I could keep on doing
Whatever I want.
279
00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,625
No, I didn't.
280
00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:42,792
Well, you implied it.
No!
281
00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:43,750
Hey!
282
00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:46,042
I did not!
Tone of voice!
283
00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,167
Look, I don't care what
"Boys from brazil"
284
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,542
Thing you got going
On in there,
285
00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,625
But I'm still the boss in here.
286
00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,167
And we're making
Awesome-x dolls,
287
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,083
And they're gonna kick
So much ass,
288
00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,083
You'll probably go blind.
289
00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,292
And if you still have
A problem with that,
290
00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:00,708
There's the big-ass door.
291
00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:03,667
You're not gonna sell doll
One without a villain,
292
00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:04,750
You ninny--
293
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,958
A cobra to your g.I. Joe;
294
00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:09,917
A stretch monster to your
Stretch armstrong;
295
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000
A decepticon to your autobot.
296
00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:15,375
I'm one step ahead of you,
Stan.
297
00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:17,458
Check it.
298
00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,250
Oh, sweet mother of god.
299
00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,083
Hi, mister--
[coughing]
300
00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:26,083
Stan:
Watley?
301
00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,625
Yeah!
No, no.
302
00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:29,833
This monster man is?
303
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,917
The dread lobster.
The dread lobster.
304
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:32,958
Stan:
What?
305
00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:36,042
The dread lobster.
The dread lobster.
306
00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,292
Uh...
307
00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:40,000
Drive the sales, stan.
308
00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:44,417
Thoughts?
He's an abomination!
309
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,167
What!
It was his idea!
310
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,792
Which, looking back, I guess
I really didn't think through.
311
00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:51,167
Keep 'em up, buddy.
Chicka-chicka!
312
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,958
Why is he so pale?
313
00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,833
Oh, why are you so pale,
Watley?
314
00:09:54,917 --> 00:09:58,833
I think maybe my body
Is rejecting the claws.
315
00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:00,083
Xander:
Well, cut it out.
316
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:03,000
[coughs]
317
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,417
Watley?
318
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,042
Watley?
319
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,292
Oh.
Is he dead?
320
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,583
He's damn close.
321
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,292
Take his neck pulse.
That's what I'm--
322
00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,000
Don't go into the light,
Watley!
323
00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,500
You imbecile!
Hey!
324
00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,750
Hurtful.
Sit down!
325
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:20,042
250 years this company
Has been in your family.
326
00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,208
And from slaves and small pox
327
00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:26,083
Blankets to soft-core porn
And semiconductors,
328
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,583
It's always made
A profit.
329
00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:32,625
But with one fell idiotic swoop,
You've ruined it.
330
00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:34,833
I'm just glad your murdered
Parents aren't--
331
00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,500
My murdered parents wanted me
To be happy!
332
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,000
And this can make me happy,
Stan.
333
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,208
[sniffles]
334
00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:43,292
Fiscal sales of awesome-x dolls.
335
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:46,542
Nobody is going to buy
A super hero doll
336
00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,167
Without a
Villain to fight!
337
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,917
Well, then I'm kind
Of at a loss.
338
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,333
Unless...
339
00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:55,125
Oh, what about this
Guy for the villain?
340
00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:56,917
What?
My man?
341
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,458
When did this get here?
Uh...
342
00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,667
Apparently, it's been here the
Whole time.
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