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Training montage!
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Slow motion.
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Sick moves!
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Olé.
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Stunt double.
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So, clean this shit up and, uh, your turn.
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What?
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Training montage.
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Ninja!
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Quick hit!
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Oopsie-daisy.
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Fuck, yeah!
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Wow, that is... ironic.
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Dude, I'm a terrible swordsman,
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especially with only one good hand.
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You are in good company:
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Skywalker, Furiosa...
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Jaime Lannister, if you can get past
child-killing, incest, rape.
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Hands give us identity.
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Chefs cut, artists paint, warriors...
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warrior.
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All good Jedi lose a hand.
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I couldn't even get that right.
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Like...
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You know what I love about right now?
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We are free.
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We can do anything.
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I couldn't pull off those pants.
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No. No, you cannot.
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But it's not about having cool shit.
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It's about being cool as shit.
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You define yourself.
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Who are you?
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I'm oni samurai.
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When I get done with my quest
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and find redemption,
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they will write songs about me.
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Look, I couldn't save Sam's life.
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I have to avenge her death.
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Those scratches on her body
were made by a butcher's knife.
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I've only seen one douche
with a weapon like that.
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I'm gonna kill Baron Triumph.
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I'm gonna kill Jaden Hoyles.
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I like Josh Wheeler.
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It's nice that
he and Wesley found each other.
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Unlikely friends, but a good team.
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That's what a principal hopes
for his students.
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My name is Michael Francis Xavier Burr.
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I was principal at Glendale High
for 22 years,
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and now I'm dead.
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I had this tradition
at the start of every year.
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I'd spread wildflower seeds around campus.
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Like each flower,
I'd help my students grow.
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It's thrilling.
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You never know what will happen,
who will flourish,
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who will thrive against adversity.
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I believed all kids were flowers
waiting to bloom.
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I was wrong.
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My story is about how one of these seeds
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grew into a pernicious weed.
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A weed I should have pulled
when I had the chance.
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I didn't.
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I made a monster.
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I made Baron Triumph.
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Uh, vandalism with a Sharpie,
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vandalism with paint,
vandalism with semen.
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You can't prove that.
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I can, but the school doesn't have
a budget line for DNA tests.
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I'm sorry. Is this why you asked us here?
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For unsubstantiated rumors?
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Jaden has a D in algebra.
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He's on academic probation.
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One more infraction will result
in expulsion.
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I would hate for Jaden to be
held back... again.
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Mike. May I call you Mike?
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You can call me Principal Burr,
Mr. Hoyles.
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Dr. Hoyles.
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Dr. Hoyles.
You can call me Dr. Hoyles
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because I have a PhD...
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in whole-grain oats
and rainbow marshmallows.
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- Yes.
- Goblin Flakes. The cereal.
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Yum-yum.
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Goblin Flakes has been a bestseller
for Hoyle-Some Cereal... for decades.
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And Jaden here...
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Well, Jaden has been our best spokeskid.
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Gobble them up, JJ.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Mmm-hmm.
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How about that? It gets me every time.
It's adorable. It still holds up.
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Principal Burr,
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we run a family business
with family values,
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and if people learn
that the face of our company
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was on academic probation, well, that...
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that would be bad
for the Hoyle-Some image.
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I believe that every student deserves
a second chance.
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And if Mr. Hoyles is willing to do
the hard work and clean up his record...
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and the, uh,
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discharge that was found
on the tampon dispenser
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in the third-floor ladies' restroom...
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I'm sure we can find a path
back to good standing.
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Right, a path, maybe a very short path.
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Like a shortcut, you know.
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A C-minus instead of D.
How about that?
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You want me to change his grade?
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No, no, of course not.
No, no, no.
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I want you to know
that Hoyle-Some Cereal
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offers educational grants
to schools in need.
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Yes.
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A bribe?
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No bribe. No, no, bribe.
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No bribe, no.
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A helping hand...
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to refurbish the gym,
to plant a community garden.
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Or get new science equipment to figure out
who blew that man chowder.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Shut up, Jaden!
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Grades are not for sale here.
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You should get back to class, Mr. Hoyles,
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and start the process of extricating
yourself from the hole that you created.
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I believe Mademoiselle Woodworth
is expecting you.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I should have expelled him right there.
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It would have prevented so much pain.
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If we don't tell Josh...
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we faked Sam's death,
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he is going to get his testicles
deep fried by Triumph.
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But if we tell Josh the truth,
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he'll still leave the mall
and get his ass smoked trying to save Sam.
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We're forging a tribe here.
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Three people can't even play Spades.
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- Don't forget the Witch.
- She already forgot herself.
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- And what about Eli?
- Megalomaniac.
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- And Eli's girlfriend, Mavis.
- The mannequin?
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We're making something important here.
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More will come, you'll see.
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So, just stop being so gay.
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Uh...
And before you get offended,
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I don't mean stop loving men.
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- I'm saying it like, don't be retarded.
- Uh...
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And I don't mean don't have Down syndrome
or something because...
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you can totally love men,
and you can have Down.
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- Okay.
- Just, um...
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you know...
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Stop being so gay and retarded.
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Boop.
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I'm stoning, atoning
for the things I've done.
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Lying to Josh is a pothole
on my path to redemption.
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If Josh is going to try to kill Triumph,
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then you protect him.
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Take him on a wild-goose chase.
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Just don't get near
the Hoyle-Some Cereal factory.
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I think that's where Triumph hangs.
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So, Jaden Hoyles really is the Baron.
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Dunno.
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I heard one kid say
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that when Triumph breathes,
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you can hear all the children he ate,
screaming.
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You need to come with us.
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Sorrys! My calendar is crazy booked.
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I have a date with the Witch.
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Why?
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This is Angelica Green.
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Day one of my observation of the Witch.
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Most Ghoulies are mindless blood chuggers,
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but the Witch continues to show signs
of intelligence.
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So I decided to Dian Fossey this shit up
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to get a closer look.
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The Witch is recreating
an arcade game from her youth...
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which is kinda pathetic.
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Nostalgia is like having sex with a hooker
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and pretending she's your prom date
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when you know full well she's a hooker,
and you're gonna get herpes and die.
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Also, the Witch only consumes
insects or animal blood.
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Is she fighting the urge to eat people?
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My theory is that she wants to return
to the woman she was.
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I need to help her get back.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah.
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This is what I'm talking about, brother.
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You define yourself.
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Now, come out here and show me
your new killer digits.
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Nice figure, Kim Cattrall.
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Because she was a mannequin.
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In the movie Mannequin?
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About a mannequin who comes to life?
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They made a sequel with Kristy Swanson,
the orig Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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Okay.
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Let's go hunt Baron Triumph.
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Josh Wheeler!
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You're pulling my brains out.
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Stop squirming,
and I'll give you a quarter
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to ride the mechanical rocket
in the indoor playground.
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Dude, if you want to get those dreads out,
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you need to use conditioner.
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That's finishing spray.
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That's a curling iron.
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That's bikini wax
for rhinestone-encrusted ba-shine-a.
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You're disrupting my experiments.
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Well, this looks as much as like
a science experiment
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as me jacking off looks like
modern interpretive dance.
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Crumble isn't as crazy as you think.
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I'm baked in secret herbs and spices.
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Her old self is in there,
and she wants to get out.
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Maybe if she looked more like a person,
instead of...
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- A sentient hairball?
- A pizza-stealing rat!
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Belly button fuzz!
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A moldy peach that grew more mold.
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King Kong's sweaty taint.
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Steve Harvey's mustache!
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If she looked more like herself,
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her personality might re-emerge.
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Didn't your mom teach you
how to brush your hair
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or apply moisturizer
to protect your alabaster skin?
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Not exactly a girly girl.
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Okay, give me the brush.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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You just wanna shiv us
so you can take the mall back.
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Settle down. I just want to help, okay?
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The ladies used to call me
Jacques Cousteau at my aunt's salon.
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I was the only one brave enough
to venture into the dark depths
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where most men fear to thread.
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You need me.
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Survey says...
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Fuck with me, little man,
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and I will fry your pubes
with 5,000 volts.
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Move.
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Second left molar?
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Nice craftsmanship
on the porcelain ceramic filling.
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Your dad taught you a lot?
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A thing or two.
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It was knocked out by Triumph.
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You don't know that.
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I only know one dude in school
with a size-14 shoe,
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'cause I licked it.
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Hoyles.
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He went east toward San Fernando.
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You're like a Canadian Wolverine.
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Wolverine is a Canadian Wolverine.
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I hunted elk every summer.
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Your dad taught you a lot.
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A thing or two.
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You can track, but you can't fight.
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I think I'll manage.
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It's easy to hack and slash.
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Every eight-year-old with a broom
thinks they're a Jedi.
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The reason you can't wield a blade
isn't for a missing finger.
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It's because you're full of rage.
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Being a swordsman is about control.
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Every stroke has intention, thought,
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knowing that a single swipe
could sever a man from his own life.
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Are you really giving me
the killing-changes-you speech?
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Clichés are tropes 'cause they're true.
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Angelica told me you ran with the Jocks.
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What did Turbo make you do?
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Why won't you talk about it?
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It's not who I am anymore.
258
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,417
If you had the chance to kill Turbo...
259
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:24,917
would you?
260
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,712
If Josh is going to try to kill Triumph,
261
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,296
then you protect him.
262
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,471
Take him on a wild-goose chase.
263
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,630
Run!
264
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,055
- What?
- Run!
265
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,143
Okay.
266
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,984
No, Josh, over here.
This way, Josh!
267
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,943
Keep up, man. Keep up!
268
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,534
Ghoulies, Ghoulies. Don't engage!
269
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,703
Josh, do not engage. I repeat.
270
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,581
- Get under the car. They're coming.
- Dude, I don't see anybody.
271
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,040
That's the whole point.
Get under the car!
272
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,851
Time to go.
Get out from under the car.
273
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,286
Wesley, what are you saying?
We just got under the car.
274
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,796
Let's go. Go, go, go.
275
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,636
Dude.
276
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,846
What the hell?
277
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,427
Dude, there's nobody after us.
278
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,056
I had the Baron's trail,
and now I'm all lost.
279
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,144
Why did you do that?
280
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,607
Go, go, go!
281
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,565
Stop, stop, stop! Right here.
282
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,653
Stop.
283
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,070
Nice drift, man.
284
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,699
Remember us, Just Josh?
285
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,374
I remember there being more of you.
286
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,962
- We're downsizing.
- Yeah, but not by choice, by circumstance.
287
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,458
That circumstance being death.
288
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,860
We are currently accepting applications
for new membership.
289
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,787
Oh? Not interested.
290
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,707
Not talking to you.
We'll deal with you next.
291
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,676
- What say you, Fists?
- You ready to come home?
292
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,385
Listen to fate. Gary, Barry, Larry...
Wesley.
293
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,428
- Doesn't fit the rhyme.
- There's a Y at the end.
294
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,062
- Meh, it's kind of a stretch.
- Close enough for Armageddon.
295
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,810
Three is not a team.
Four can play Spades.
296
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,148
Just because you have balls,
doesn't make golf a sport.
297
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,363
Gotta start somewhere to earn your way
back into his good graces.
298
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,757
He says he wants to fight.
299
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,506
Man to man.
300
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,549
No weapons.
301
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,099
To the death.
302
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,225
You got all that from a look?
303
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,731
I speak Turbo.
304
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,649
What did I even do?
305
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,446
He said he doesn't like to lose.
306
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,662
This isn't Mario Kart.
307
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,832
You tried to capture us.
308
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,951
We got away.
309
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,042
Who cares?
310
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,003
God, this is...
There is no your side or my side.
311
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,384
Hoyles is out there
trying to kill all sides.
312
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,297
He's killed our friends.
313
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,592
I'll be your friend.
314
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,309
I love you.
315
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,772
Let's be besties.
316
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,226
It's a Mr. Bearman.
317
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,687
I used to have one of these
when I was a kid.
318
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,108
Mine was named David!
319
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,029
They had their names stitched
on their butts.
320
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:42,818
What's your name, guy?
321
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,913
Huh? Yeah.
322
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,745
Larry, put the bear down!
323
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,955
I'll be your friend.
324
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,296
I love you.
325
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,592
Get the fuck out of here!
326
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,620
Jaden Hoyles needed discipline.
327
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,831
But he wasn't the only one.
328
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,593
I took the bribe.
329
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,835
I had a budget shortfall that I could fix
by pushing up one D to a C-minus.
330
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,841
Everyone wins.
331
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,926
A victimless crime.
332
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,313
Oh! Whoa!
333
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,427
Oh...
334
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,766
Oh, now. Careful. Careful there.
335
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,527
Hi.
336
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:02,818
I am walking through all 13 chambers
of a cockroach heart right now.
337
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:03,954
What's that like?
338
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,701
Uh... Nicer than my shitty condo.
339
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,038
Oh, wow.
340
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,960
You could lose yourself in here.
341
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,335
This is gonna change the way
we teach biology.
342
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,087
I don't know how you got this, but I...
343
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,693
Hoyles acted like
he could get away with anything...
344
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:43,778
because he could.
345
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,199
Suck it, losers!
346
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,370
If I wrote him up on any infraction,
347
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,409
he'd tell everyone I took a bribe.
348
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,294
I sold my soul to save the school.
349
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,357
Hi. Okay, so...
350
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,407
Fuck, Hoyles!
351
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,617
God...
352
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,286
You have to stop Hoyles.
353
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,708
Do you even know what he's doing
with Isis?
354
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,368
- Hoyles is in ISIS?
- Not the terrorist group.
355
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,168
Isis, the unfortunately named sophomore,
356
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,342
who's fucking Hoyles in the bathroom.
357
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,761
Look, you asked me to be
your human Sorting Hat
358
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,681
to help you and the school, and I did.
359
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,428
I know everyone.
360
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,231
I made a video to show
how awesome they are,
361
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,385
and now I have a million subscribers.
362
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:39,604
I get tweets everyday asking me why
Principal Burr isn't stopping the bully.
363
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:42,062
So?
364
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,609
Why aren't you?
365
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,236
You know how I got this pencil?
366
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,782
I don't know. Did you...
buy it at Staples?
367
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,115
To get this pencil,
368
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:58,913
I have to complete budgetary requisition
Form 18B-234.
369
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,037
Great.
370
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:04,964
That form is then sent to a school board
sub-committee for review.
371
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:09,125
The board will deny several items
and therefore invalidate the request.
372
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:13,263
I then have to revise Form 18B-234
373
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,385
and resubmit the amended requisition.
374
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,142
Once the board approves the request,
375
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,394
- I still don't get my pencil.
- Copy.
376
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,186
I have to send the form to admin.
377
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,609
Admin gets hundreds of forms a day
378
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,858
from 900 schools across the district.
379
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,571
It takes them weeks to purchase,
380
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,491
and when they do, their budget
for the year has already been spent.
381
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:34,280
And so, my simple request
for a pencil has been denied.
382
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,197
Yeah, you're right.
383
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,825
I bought this pencil at Staples
with my own money.
384
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:45,501
You think I'm not fighting,
but I'm doing what's best for you kids.
385
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,676
Thank you?
386
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,810
Glad I came in.
387
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,248
Psst.
388
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,294
Psst.
389
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,741
Pucker, pucker.
390
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,317
Good. No, no, no, don't... don't eat it.
391
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,408
Stay still.
392
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,161
I'm a crisp autumn morning.
393
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,617
- Yeah.
- Girl talk or crazy talk?
394
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,496
No. She's right.
395
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,420
She's an autumn.
396
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,498
Let me see.
397
00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,302
Wow, perfecto.
398
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,054
Muy bueno, huh?
399
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,971
Huh? You likey? You likey?
400
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,139
Uh, okay. No, um...
401
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,144
Maybe don't... Don't smile.
402
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,190
I thought you might like one of these.
403
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,861
Why don't you try them on?
404
00:28:56,443 --> 00:29:00,073
Your turn. Your ends are so split
they need a divorce attorney.
405
00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:03,623
You know you wanna.
406
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:13,248
For someone who knows so much,
407
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,752
you know absolutely dick about beauty.
408
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,472
I had tutors in moral relativism
and molecular chemistry.
409
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,839
My mom had high expectations for me.
410
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,007
Hmm. My mom made me scrape her bunions.
411
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:27,766
At least you got to be with her.
412
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:32,399
Dr. Winifred Green is head
of Marine Sciences at Caltech.
413
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:38,072
She didn't really have time for manis,
or pedis, or... me.
414
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,821
Aww. Poor baby.
415
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,450
Did you ask her?
416
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,240
Well, that would be reasonable.
417
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,534
But as my therapist often said,
418
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,618
I was prone to fits of illogical
and abnormal behavior.
419
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,786
- You?
- I know, right?
420
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:55,129
My mom made sure
I knew the scientific method.
421
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,172
Present a hypothesis,
422
00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,513
test with an experiment,
423
00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,005
draw a conclusion.
424
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,932
- So I did that.
- Hmm.
425
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,887
Well, what was the hypothesis?
426
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,893
If my mom didn't have a job,
427
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,471
she would make more time for me.
428
00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,308
What was the experiment?
429
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:14,232
I secretly played her subliminal tapes
with previously published works
430
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,982
on magmatic effects on biodiversity
in Arctic waters.
431
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:20,240
My hope was that she would think
the ideas were her own,
432
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,198
and then she would get fired
for plagiarism.
433
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:24,068
- Was she axed?
- Nope.
434
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:28,034
She got a grant to explore
the South China Sea with the U.S. Navy...
435
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,200
and she took it.
436
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:34,671
The conclusion to my experiment
was painfully clear.
437
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,962
My mom would rather be
in a nuclear submarine
438
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,384
at the bottom of the ocean...
439
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,171
than spend another minute with me.
440
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:47,966
The night the bombs fell,
441
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:52,233
Dr. Green was 3,000 feet underwater.
442
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:54,935
She's still there...
443
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,730
for now... I hope my mom is fine...
444
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:00,649
and safe.
445
00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:04,701
But as soon as that submarine surfaces,
446
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,822
whatever affected the adults...
447
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,833
will turn my mom
into something like Ms. Crumble.
448
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,833
I need to help the Witch...
449
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,753
so I can help my mom.
450
00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:43,525
Are you okay?
451
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,332
Yes. Yeah.
452
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:06,838
Shit.
453
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,387
Shit.
454
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,967
I didn't do it! It wasn't me.
455
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,742
Thank you. Thank you so much.
456
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,702
Ugh, damn it.
457
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,454
Hurry, get me outta here.
458
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,409
It's broken.
459
00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:19,751
Um...
460
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,415
Where are the keys?
461
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,005
What do you mean?
462
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,095
Keys?
463
00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:39,814
What did she say? What did she...
I don't understand!
464
00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:40,892
Jesus!
465
00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:18,972
Hoyles?
466
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,518
If you're not Triumph, then who is?
467
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,227
Shh. Shut the fuck up. Shut up.
468
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,315
Hi, Josh.
469
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,156
How are you even alive?
470
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,330
How are you Baron Triumph?
471
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:26,544
What do you want?
472
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,800
Oh, your parents really donate
the finest equipment.
473
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,047
Where is everyone?
474
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,802
Uh, I asked for some privacy.
475
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:40,393
I wanted you to be the first to see
a plaque honoring your family legacy.
476
00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,309
Is this a fucking joke?
477
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,605
Oh, I've been wanting to get rid of you
for years,
478
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,400
but you can't expel a student
for being an asshole.
479
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:56,284
I needed to have a perfect plan.
480
00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:59,953
It started when your dad
offered me that bribe.
481
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:04,198
I set you up when I strenuously
turned down his offer.
482
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,254
So that when I did accept the money,
483
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,291
you would think you had leverage,
484
00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:12,042
and you would blatantly act out.
485
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:15,795
When I didn't stop you,
you just got bolder,
486
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,722
and bolder, and bolder.
487
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:22,966
Isis is 15. You're a lot older.
488
00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:25,519
Hey... No, no, no.
That shit was consexual.
489
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,600
Consensual.
490
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,055
Yes, but sex with an underage girl
491
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:33,016
is a lot more than a minor infraction,
Mr. Hoyles.
492
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,650
It's a major felony.
493
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,486
What do you want?
494
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,414
I want you to gobble up my shit.
495
00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:48,326
Fine.
496
00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,464
No, no.
497
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,459
No, you have to say the line.
498
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,419
Say it.
499
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,916
Go ahead. Say it. Say the line.
500
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,716
Gobble up my shit, JJ.
501
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:01,801
Mmm-hmm.
502
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,124
Oh, you can do better than that.
503
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,139
Gobble up my shit, JJ.
504
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:08,558
Mmm-hmm.
505
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,193
Come on, one more time.
Gobble up my shit, JJ.
506
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,400
Mmm-hmm!
507
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:14,651
Ah, yeah.
508
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,233
Pretty good.
509
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,449
- But you said I...
- Yeah, I know. I just...
510
00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:31,367
I just really, really wanted
to hear you beg.
511
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,089
This is bullshit, Burr!
512
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:38,551
Look, I'm gonna tell my dad.
513
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,051
He's gonna kick the shit outta you.
514
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,591
You messed with the wrong fucking family!
515
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,273
It's cold.
516
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,436
I'm gonna make some tea.
517
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,283
You're Baron Triumph?
518
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,570
That doesn't mean I'm uncivilized.
519
00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:07,241
You like osso buco, Josh?
520
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:10,294
There's a recipe I've been dying to try.
521
00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:14,165
So, Josh...
522
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,837
Josh, you survived the apocalypse.
Good for you.
523
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:21,718
I told your mother when I saw her
at back-to-school night.
524
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,759
"There's something special
about Josh Wheeler."
525
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,353
Even if you did get C's
in just about everything.
526
00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:30,434
I never write anybody off.
527
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,812
No, no, it's the underachievers
528
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:35,404
who continually surprise me.
529
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,815
Look what you've overcome, Josh.
530
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,526
You're dealing with
an incapacitating injury.
531
00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:42,609
You're now a person with a disability.
532
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:45,775
We say person with a disability,
not a handicap.
533
00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:48,738
It's all about
positive self-identification.
534
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:53,963
I, for example, now self-define
as a compulsive bi-pedophiliac.
535
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,827
- You mean you eat people.
- Hoyles isn't a person.
536
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,540
He's a taco.
537
00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:06,894
Human flesh has
more protein than a glass of milk.
538
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:11,268
Eating kids makes me strong.
539
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,768
And I'll turn Hoyles
into what he really is.
540
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:16,519
Little pieces of shit.
541
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,571
Hurry up, Wheeler!
Hurry up, he's coming back.
542
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,113
Just help me get the keys.
543
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:30,078
My fucking eyes. That really hurt.
544
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,739
Fuck that! Hoyles out!
545
00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:32,827
Asshole!
546
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,252
Uh...
547
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,669
I've been marinating Hoyles for days.
548
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,344
I guess I can have
Josh carpaccio instead.
549
00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,071
Josh?
550
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:12,277
Come out, come out wherever you are.
551
00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:20,206
Don't ask the guards for help.
They don't speak English.
552
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,835
That's why I use exchange students.
553
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,920
You can't help each other
if you don't understand each other.
554
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:27,256
You're the principal.
555
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,467
I thought you said kids
were like wildflowers.
556
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:33,433
Yeah. Yes, I was right,
but for the wrong reasons.
557
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:37,481
The lesson is wildflowers are invasive.
558
00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:40,904
They spread everywhere,
damaging everything.
559
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,573
Adults blew up the world. Not us!
560
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,395
Yeah.
561
00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:47,114
Yeah, you survived.
562
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,204
You could've done anything,
563
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,660
but all the adults leave,
and what happens?
564
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,992
You go all Fortnite and kill each other.
565
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,447
You're such dicks.
566
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:58,907
No, not Sam.
567
00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,423
Sam was decent and kind.
568
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:03,749
Sam Dean was the worst.
569
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,625
Sam would have grown up
to be a life coach...
570
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,631
who sent Linkedln requests twice a week.
571
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,970
You killed her,
left her for dead.
572
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:16,847
I didn't kill Sam.
573
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,975
Well, if you didn't kill her,
then who did?
574
00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,611
My point exactly, Josh.
575
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,440
You're all assholes.
576
00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,855
It took Jaden Hoyles
to show me the truth.
577
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:33,407
I've wasted my entire life.
578
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,201
Twenty-two years being kind
and supportive.
579
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:39,405
Twenty-two years of buying pencils
out of my own paycheck.
580
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,584
Twenty-two years teaching you kids
581
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,706
to be upstanding students of the world.
582
00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:46,503
You learned nothing!
583
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,883
You're all Hoyles on the inside.
584
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,382
Completely immoral,
585
00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,256
full of gross cereal.
586
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,386
So I'm gonna stuff you.
I'm gonna stuff you like foie gras,
587
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,604
and then I'm gonna gobble you all up.
588
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,564
Mmm-hmm!
589
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:09,532
You love kids.
590
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:13,071
There must be a part of you
that still remembers that.
591
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,317
Don't Darth Vader me.
592
00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:15,990
I'm not your father.
593
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,618
I'm changing.
594
00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:23,753
With every bite, I want more.
595
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:26,212
I'm changing. I don't know into what,
but I...
596
00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:28,169
I like it.
597
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,762
Kill him! Kill him!
598
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:35,086
Kill him!
599
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,123
You missed.
600
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,332
No...
601
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:07,709
I didn't.
602
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,055
Fucking go!
603
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:17,315
Let's go!
604
00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,220
You're a monster.
605
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,516
Go away.
606
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:48,443
You're a monster.
607
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:53,733
- Stop.
- You're a monster.
608
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:57,702
- Go away.
- You're a monster.
609
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,148
You're a monster.
610
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:02,532
- You're a monster.
- Stop it, please!
611
00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:04,536
- You're a monster!
- Stop!
612
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,035
What are you doing?
613
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:16,304
Stop!
614
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:23,720
What?
615
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:29,599
Let's be monsters.
616
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:39,152
Yeah.
617
00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:41,158
Yeah, let's be monsters.
618
00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:57,003
Hey, we're home!
619
00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:02,546
So I brought some friends.
620
00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:04,468
Cool if they crash here?
621
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:08,641
Fuck to the no.
How many times do I got to say...
622
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,346
Yeah. It's cool, I guess.
623
00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:21,356
My name is Michael Francis Xavier Burr,
624
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:25,405
and I was principal at Glendale High
for 22 years.
625
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,871
I helped my students,
626
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:30,163
like flowers,
grow into their best selves.
627
00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:33,463
All the flowers are gone,
628
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,710
but today I inspired one kid
to be better...
629
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,884
to find his true self.
630
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,670
In this apocalypse,
631
00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,500
we all have to stare in the mirror
632
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:21,705
and admit we are not the people
we thought we were.
633
00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:26,465
We are not good.
634
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,677
We have terrible secrets.
635
00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,702
And those secrets eat us up from inside
636
00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:53,332
and turn us into monsters.
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