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[The Watcher] In the beginning,
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before the Six Singularities
and the dawn of creation,
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came the Celestials.
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[speaking Latin]
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Now, with the power of
the Eternal Guardians flowing through me,
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let the power of creation
bring forth my rebirth!
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[grunts]
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My rebirth! My rebirth!
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Okay, well, that's not working. Howard?
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And cut!
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Okay, let's reset.
We'll do it one more time.
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[man] In this universe,
Agatha Harkness' quest for power led her
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to discover the Celestial growing deep
within the Earth.
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Looking to take
its cosmic energy for herself,
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she set out to design a spell
to siphon its power.
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But pulling off a ritual of that scale
would require an equally big production.
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So, she turned to a blossoming industry
that had built its reputation
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financing the big dreams
of even bigger egos.
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Hollywood.
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Where upstart mogul, Howard Stark,
was happy to foot the bill.
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Agatha, darling, those in-camera effects,
I still don't know how you do it!
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Just a little bit of "movie magic."
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But it's not working.
This spell is just not working!
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In the scene, that is.
We may need to, uh, re-stage.
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Fantastic! That's lunch, everyone.
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Now, where's my AD? Jarvis? Jarvis!
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Don't tell me. Not more new pages.
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We have already re-shot
the Third Act set piece five times.
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And we'll shoot it a hundred more,
if that's what it takes!
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To add what?
Another mind-numbing action spectacle?
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Big fights? Bigger explosions?
I think we've seen it.
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-You know, you're right.
-I am?
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-He is?
-We need to expand this picture
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to give it that oomph I'm missing.
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We need more star power.
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-A co-star!
-How can I steal the show
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when there's no one to steal it from.
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Of course! The Capulets had the Montagues.
The Hatfields, the McCoys.
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My auntie had the recluse
in the apartment upstairs.
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You need a foil!
A perfectly placed grain of salt
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to complement the seasonings
simmering in the pan!
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Anything but more actors.
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I can see it now. Our Cosmic Queen
is sitting on a hand no one else can beat.
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That is, until a mysterious new player
blows into town,
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hot on her lofty ambitions.
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Yes, yes. Do they fight?
Do they fall in love?
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No, they'll dance. With dozens
of backup dancers on each side.
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And we'll lift the lighting rig
so the sets can be three times as tall.
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-Yes!
-Wait. No. No, no.
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Jarvis! It's about time
you caught the creative bug.
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-I wasn't--
-That is just genius.
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-It's a disaster.
-Who we thinking?
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Bogie? Gable?
Cary Grant does owe me a favor.
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No, no, there's only one actor on Earth
who can complete our picture.
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I thought I could do it without him,
but now I see.
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I need him.
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Kingo.
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[The Watcher] Time.
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Space.
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Reality.
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It's more than a linear path.
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It's a prism of endless possibility.
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Where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,
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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.
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I am the Watcher.
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I am your guide
through these vast new realities.
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Follow me and ponder the question...
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"What if?"
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[Jarvis] Mr. Kingo.
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I'm Edwin Jarvis,
Mr. Stark's personal butler and second AD.
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Welcome to Stark Pictures.
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[Kingo] Wow!
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And I thought we did things
over-the-top in Bollywood.
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I've always been partial to the axiom
that "less is more."
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But for Mr. Stark--
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More is just the opening offer.
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Kingo, it's an honor to have you onboard.
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Now, this number we've put together
is off the charts. Literally.
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I've got enough dancers in there
to light up a Richter scale.
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You ready to cross steps
with our leading lady?
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Howard, something tells me
this is a part I was born to play.
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[Howard laughs]
The lights are hot, cameras loaded,
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and safeties removed
from all our pyrotechnics!
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What? I'm sorry, what?
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Is there anything else you need?
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-I'm more than ready.
-What about the choreography?
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-Was it up to snuff?
-Yes. The moves are great,
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but I assume there's room
for a little improvisation?
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Absolutely! Absolutely!
Kingo, I'll be honest with you.
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This one's gonna be a doozy.
A real barn burner.
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The biggest scene
ever captured on celluloid.
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Don't worry, Howard.
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I've been preparing for our showdown
for quite some time.
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Okay, people! This is it.
Our big musical number.
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-I want glitz. I want glamour.
-[indistinct chatter]
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I want emotion! I want commotion!
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I want you to wow me
with your razzle-dazzle.
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I want Busby Berkeley to see this
and contemplate becoming a realtor!
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[man] Quiet on set!
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-[alarm ringing]
-[Howard] Lights!
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Camera!
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[man] TR 62, take one.
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And...
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action!
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[gongs sounding]
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[door opens]
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[Bollywood song playing]
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[music fades]
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[jive music playing]
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The challenge has been made.
Will our Cosmic Queen heed the call?
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Move in, Camera A.
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She answers!
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There she is.
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There he is.
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It's all led up to this.
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The final Eternal champion arrives
at the zero hour,
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in a last, desperate bid
to stay the queen's cosmic hand!
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[jive music continues]
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[shoes tapping in unison]
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[Bollywood music playing]
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[jive music playing]
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[Bollywood music playing]
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[jive music playing]
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[Bollywood music playing]
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[jive music playing]
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[Howard] Will she defeat him?
Will he defeat her?
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Will they dance?
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They will!
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You're the missing piece
I've been waiting lifetimes for.
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Oh, I know. But I'm here
to put your vanity project
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into turnaround.
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So, you "know" know. [chuckles]
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And you still had the stones to show up.
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Someone needs to stop you.
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Oh, honey, I'm just out here
making blockbusters.
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You and the Eternals are the ones
who wanna destroy the world.
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You have no idea
what forces you're meddling with.
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Right back at ya.
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A little advice, one hoofer to another.
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In this town?
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Never mess
with Number One on the Call Sheet.
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Okay, Kingo. Make this look good!
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Hot dog! That was out of this world!
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[jive music ramps up]
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[pants] Okay. Show's over.
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Time to break out the big guns.
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[pulsing, explosion]
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Oh, that's not in the script.
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Is that in the script?
Are these blue pages?
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Shush, Jarvis! It's great! Keep shooting!
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Uh, I'm sorry.
Your powers are "finger pistols"?
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Okay. No.
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I fire energy. Projections.
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Ah, right. From your fingers.
Pew! Pew! [chuckles]
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Okay. No-- Stop with your hands. Stop!
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Listen, these powers are cool.
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A lot of people think
these powers are very cool.
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-[laughs]
-[shield whirring]
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What? Those powers are Thena's!
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And Makkari's and Gilgamesh's
and everyone else's.
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[pulsing]
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-Oh!
-Yes!
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-[fire roars]
-Ah!
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Yes!
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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[Kingo groans]
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[music fades, stops]
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[Howard] And... cut!
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[bell ringing]
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Wowza! That chemistry was hotter
than the Hindenburg!
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I really believed
you two wanted to kill each other.
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Oh! [chuckles] No, no, no.
We're just acting.
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Totally just acting.
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Both of us just acting so hard right now.
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Oh, really? I'd say one of us
is acting really bad right now.
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This calls for a celebration!
After-party! My place!
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-Jarvis, give 'em the deets.
-Fine.
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Top of the hill, everybody.
Just above the Hollywoodland sign.
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It's the house that will make you question
the decency of capitalism.
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[door rumbles]
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If you mean to kill me, be forewarned.
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I know several heart-wrenching,
dying monologues,
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and I will regale you with them.
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Oh, Kingo. You've pegged me
as the villain of this picture,
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but you've got it all wrong.
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I'm the hero.
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You killed my friends, stole their powers.
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Relax. I didn't kill anyone.
I "borrowed" their powers.
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I assure you, your friends
are all safe and sound in storage.
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The backlot has a creature shop.
They blend right in. [chuckles]
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Agatha, release them.
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Swear on the Oscar I plan to win, I will.
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Once I have saved my world
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from that Third Act surprise you've got
brewing in the center of the Earth.
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But...
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[sighs] And this is the hard part.
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I can't do it without you, Kingo.
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I need your energy to complete my spell,
to save everything I know and love.
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Arishem made me the new Prime Eternal.
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I need to protect Tiamut
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and the billions of lives
his Emergence will create.
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Sorry, scout, but I can see you reaching.
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There's no way Arishem won you over
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with some golden ball
and top billing on a doomed planet.
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You aren't like the other Eternals.
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And what makes you say that?
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Because you haven't just lived
among humanity,
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you have lived as them.
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Oh!
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[Agatha] Seeing the beauty,
telling their stories
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showing them who they really are
as only an actor can.
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Oh, that is true.
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Acting is
the most noble profession on Earth.
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But do you really expect me
to betray Arishem?
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Forsake a mission I've dedicated eons to?
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Never going to happen.
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-Never.
-I can get Howard to offer you
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-a three-picture deal.
-Okay, I'll do it.
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Oh. I guess I should've led with that.
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But I'm gonna need
full green light approval,
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and my own shingle on the lot.
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Ooh. Plus, I've been looking to transition
into indulgent, art house fair.
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You know, no plot.
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Abrupt, arbitrary cuts. Cut!
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Me staring into camera
with no expression on my face.
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That last one sounds like a nightmare.
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But for the literal sake of the world,
I guess I'll allow it.
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And you have to bring back my friends.
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Very well.
Let's get this show on the road.
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[crackling]
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[Arishem] Did you think
I would not see your failure?
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You have chosen your side.
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And now, you will die on it.
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[exhales sharply] Arishem is coming.
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It would take the power
of another Celestial to stop him.
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Another Celestial.
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[laughs]
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Fasten your seat belt, honey.
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It's time for my makeover.
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-[jive music playing]
-[indistinct shouting]
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[Howard] Jarvis, this night's shaping up
to be an instant classic.
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Yes. I suppose if the relevant metric
is "property damage."
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Howard! Hi. You're still conscious.
Can we chat?
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Aggie! Kingo! About time!
247
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,000
Jarvis, bust out the grappa!
248
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,958
Sorry, Howard. No time for digestifs.
249
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,500
Still, maybe pour it anyway, though.
250
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,500
We had a bout of creative inspiration.
251
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,750
Is that some kinda euphemism?
Are you two a thing now?
252
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,375
-Sorry. Not my type.
-Sorry. Not my type.
253
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,750
But we do have chemistry.
254
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,500
And with Kingo's help, we've finally
cracked the Third Act set piece.
255
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,458
Amazing! I'll check out
the pages first thing--
256
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,791
No, no, no. We can't risk sitting
on these creative juices.
257
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,166
We gotta shoot this finale--
258
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,250
-Now!
-Right now!
259
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:35,000
Impossible. When Ms. Harkness opted
to rewrite the Third Act,
260
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,375
for the sixth time, I might add,
we broke down the sets.
261
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,208
"Broke down the--"
What are you talking about?
262
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,291
Ugh, damn it!
263
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:44,708
You've no idea how many runes
I had to paint by hand on those sets.
264
00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:46,125
Come on. Think, think, think.
265
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:50,625
There's gotta be a cursed swamp,
a haunted house, something we can use.
266
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:53,041
Bingo, baby! Griffith Observatory.
267
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,000
It should be big enough for all the runes.
268
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,583
We can shoot the finale there!
269
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:59,875
And with what dark magic do you expect me
to pull permits at this hour?
270
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,166
For that kind of production value,
I'll buy the joint.
271
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:05,000
Load up the limo, Jarvis!
We're doin' a company move!
272
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,583
Actually, let's take our ride.
273
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,625
Oh, my...
274
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,791
An alien spaceship.
275
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,708
I gotta hand it to you, Aggie.
You had me fooled.
276
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,125
-I thought you were a witch.
-Yes.
277
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,833
-But he's the space alien.
-Wait. What?
278
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,708
Technically, I'm more of a space robot.
279
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,250
-You are?
-[laughs]
280
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,791
Howard, you knew?
281
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:25,916
You knew?
282
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
I'm Howard Stark!
283
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,083
I'm the smartest person on Earth.
Of course, I knew.
284
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,958
I also knew I'd save
a hell of a lot of money
285
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,958
on special effects using actual magic.
286
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,750
Look, everyone in this town has a secret.
It's what makes it interesting.
287
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:40,750
So, whatever's about to go down,
I'm here for you. Just let me film it.
288
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,375
But once we save the day,
I want a look under your hood.
289
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,125
I am sensing major patent potential.
290
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,125
Okay, y'all. Let's do it.
291
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,875
Okay. We've got five cameras set up
for maximum coverage.
292
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,958
"A" Camera's gonna be trained on Agatha.
293
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:14,500
Um, I think you're gonna wanna swap out
the lens for something... wider.
294
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Jarvis!
295
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,250
[Agatha sighs] Jarvis. Jarvis, please.
296
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,333
The line needs to be more confident.
297
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,833
This also needs a little touch-up, okay?
Lean into the room's energy.
298
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,375
If you'll forgive me, Ms. Harkness.
299
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,333
We didn't do a lot of occult rituals
when I trained at Balmoral.
300
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:32,750
Hey, sassy,
I suggested we bring in the set dec team,
301
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,583
but you said
we couldn't afford the overages.
302
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,333
So, now we're here with your lame energy.
303
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,416
Aggie?
304
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,083
Is that part of the opening act?
305
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,916
[grunting]
306
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Arishem.
307
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:48,125
Okay. Then, places, people! It's showtime.
308
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:56,250
[speaking Latin]
309
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,875
[enchanting pinging]
310
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:06,000
Not gonna lie,
getting some ritual sacrifice vibes here.
311
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,458
You look great.
Chin up! Chin up! That's it.
312
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:10,666
And start making space for that Oscar.
313
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:15,166
From the stars in the sky
to the depths of the Earth.
314
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:21,250
Let the power of creation
bring forth my rebirth!
315
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,791
[rumbling]
316
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,750
[screams]
317
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:31,083
[screams]
318
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,250
[pants]
319
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,166
Finally, your power will be mine!
320
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,541
[rumbling]
321
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,000
[explosion]
322
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:11,666
[screaming]
323
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,083
[gasps] Should we be concerned?
324
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,125
We'll be legends!
325
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,125
[strains, grunts]
326
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,916
-[gasps]
-[gasps]
327
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,541
[both scream]
328
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,833
[crowd gasping]
329
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,000
Oh, she is beautiful.
330
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,250
Are you getting this?
331
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:09,166
This is the greatest footage ever shot!
332
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,250
This is gold!
333
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:22,000
This power, it's... everything.
334
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,333
-[loud rumbling]
-[gasps]
335
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,375
[crowd gasping]
336
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,916
It's him. He's here.
337
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,583
[Arishem] It must feel strange
338
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,750
for such a primitive being
339
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:51,416
to suddenly possess a power so cosmic.
340
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:56,333
Oh, honey, cosmic is just my size.
Haven't you seen the marquee?
341
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:57,666
I'm a star.
342
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:01,583
You are a heretic, Agatha Harkness.
343
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:04,458
And you will be judged as such.
344
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,125
Oh, yeah? Judge this. Boom!
345
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,583
[Agatha grunts]
346
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:13,666
Oh, boy! Cecil B. DeMille's
gonna be pissed when he sees this footage.
347
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,750
Film it! Film it!
348
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:17,041
I'm filming it!
I'm filming it! I'm filming it!
349
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,625
Howard, something tells me
she's got the whole world watching.
350
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:27,750
Hah!
351
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,041
[Arishem grunts]
352
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,291
Yes!
353
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,833
Your vanity blinds you.
354
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:34,166
[groans]
355
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,416
[grunts]
356
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,375
-Oh!
-No!
357
00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,250
A Celestial creates life.
358
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,666
It does not glorify its own existence.
359
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,708
When will you see?
360
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:01,916
You will always be too human
to wield such power.
361
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,416
Oh, that's cute. You think I missed?
362
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,583
Truth is,
I was just getting you to hit your mark.
363
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,541
What? How did you?
364
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,750
It's called acting, love.
365
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:24,458
And I'm afraid you are
the next character I'm gonna become.
366
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,375
[Arishem screams]
367
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:30,958
[screams]
368
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,458
[crowd gasps]
369
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,708
Humdinger. That's a showstopper.
370
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:48,000
Eddie, tell me you were in focus.
371
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,666
Yes, I think we've got it.
372
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,125
[Howard laughs] The angles!
373
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,291
Performance of a lifetime, Agatha.
374
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,875
I think that's a wrap.
375
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:58,250
Oh, Kingo. The show's not over yet.
376
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,291
Agatha, what are you doing?
377
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:04,000
With this power?
Anything I damn well please.
378
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,291
But I thought...
379
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,125
That I wanted to save the world
from the Emergence? Please.
380
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:13,791
I played the reluctant hero
for a hot minute to get what I needed.
381
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,500
-You.
-[gasps]
382
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,250
Now,
383
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:21,125
kneel before me.
384
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,583
-Yes, my queen.
-Oh, yes!
385
00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:26,208
Savin' the big twist
for the Third Act reel!
386
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,666
[Kingo] Howard, take it seriously.
387
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,041
With her magic
and now the power of two Celestials,
388
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:33,458
she can destroy the whole world
and remake it however she wants.
389
00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:35,500
Surely, you've worked
with difficult actors before.
390
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:37,041
Must be a way to get through to her.
391
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,583
I mean, all actors are difficult.
392
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:41,875
We're all sensitive 'cause
we're opening up our souls, so the--
393
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,666
Jarvis, you're a genius.
394
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,166
Agatha, stop.
395
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:51,166
I would have thought
you'd have realized by now
396
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:54,750
I'm not an actress
who likes to take direction!
397
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,625
Now, kneel before me.
398
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,333
This isn't you.
399
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,208
You don't know me.
400
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,583
[Kingo] Of course, I do.
401
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,250
Because you're just like me,
402
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,875
and everyone else
who came to this stupid town.
403
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:10,333
At some point, somewhere in our lives,
the world made us feel small,
404
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:11,875
so we set out to show them.
405
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,375
But, Agatha,
you never needed all this power.
406
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:18,750
Because you've always had
the only magic you'd ever really needed
407
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,083
to leave your mark on the world.
408
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,000
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
409
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,750
And what magic is that?
410
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:24,833
[Kingo] The movies.
411
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,666
The movies are magic, Agatha.
412
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,000
Hell, they're better than magic.
413
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,625
Because they change the world
by changing people.
414
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,166
By making them feel something real.
415
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,458
And with that kind of power,
you don't have to be feared.
416
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:41,416
Because you can be adored.
417
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,791
[sentimental music playing]
418
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:49,833
You can't possibly understand
how long I've worked for this.
419
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,458
Well, I've been on Earth
for thousands of years, so I kinda do.
420
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,291
And if you're anything like me,
maybe all this time,
421
00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:00,166
you've just been looking
for the right collaborator.
422
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,291
So, what do you say?
423
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,833
Wanna change the world? For real?
424
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,125
[reporter] Reporting live from Hollywood,
425
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,458
where there's more stars on the red carpet
than there are in the sky.
426
00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:40,541
[woman] Over here. One more!
427
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,333
[man] Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark!
The trades are predicting a blockbuster.
428
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:44,958
What will it mean for your weapons biz?
429
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:48,083
Wars, my friend, are a thing of the past.
Cinema is the future.
430
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:51,041
[indistinct shouting, cameras flashing]
431
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:53,375
Kingo and I, we wanted to make a movie
432
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:56,291
that would, well... change the world.
433
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:57,875
And I think we did.
434
00:24:57,958 --> 00:25:01,291
-Some sparks flew, that's for sure.
-[laughs heartily]
435
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,083
Now, just wait for the sequel.
436
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,041
-[man] Hey, Kingo!
-[woman] Agatha!
437
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,875
That sequel could come
sooner than you think.
438
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,166
Since you revived them,
439
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,708
Ajak and the other Eternals
are pretty concerned
440
00:25:14,791 --> 00:25:18,666
that killing Arishem has probably
drawn the Celestials' attention.
441
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,583
Hah! Too bad for them.
We thrive on attention.
442
00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:22,666
[chuckles nervously]
443
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,791
Yeah, but this is
the bad kind of attention.
444
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:26,958
Oh, darling,
we can save that for the sequel.
445
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:28,291
[chuckles softly]
446
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:32,333
Oh, my God! It looks so gorgeous!
447
00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,166
This is so beautiful!
448
00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,458
[The Watcher]
Everyone has a story worth telling.
449
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:41,666
Even two lost souls on the wrong path.
450
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,958
But sometimes,
all it takes is a trip to the movies
451
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,958
to remind you that anything is possible.
452
00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,500
Even a happy ending.
453
00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,958
Then again,
who doesn't love a cliffhanger?
454
00:25:58,041 --> 00:26:01,041
[upbeat jazz music playing]
455
00:26:58,041 --> 00:27:01,041
[music continues]
456
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,583
[Howard] And cut!
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