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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,515 Alice is still so fucking mad. 2 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,099 I know. It stinks. 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,977 Look, if she wants to stay in touch with this guy, fine. 4 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,396 I guess I gotta live with it. But it doesn't mean that I have to. 5 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,357 I get it. I'm totally on your side. 6 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,651 I appreciate that, but I know that you're also obsessed with Alice. 7 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,611 Are you gonna be able to be on my side when she's around? 8 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,780 Of course. No problem. 9 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:31,990 Okay. 10 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:34,213 I just don't know what she wants from me. 11 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,118 I want you to do more. 12 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,246 You should do more. 13 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,164 I can tell that Louis is still struggling. 14 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,917 You help every other person on the planet. Why can't you help him? 15 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,085 What the fuck, Jimmy? 16 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,419 Liz, nice seeing ya. 17 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,588 Yeah, I should go. 18 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,592 Look, if he's struggling so much, he should go talk to somebody. 19 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,263 Dad, you know it would mean so much more coming from you. 20 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,347 Mom would have helped him. 21 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,015 It's not gonna be me. 22 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,476 - Okay. - So can we all just please stop yelling? 23 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,438 And yes, I know, I'm the only one yelling, so I'll stop. 24 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,898 It doesn't matter. 25 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,067 I'm more sad than mad anyways. 26 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,610 Alice, please don't do this. 27 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,697 You're not the person I thought you were. 28 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,415 I'm sorry I caved so quickly. 29 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,749 Seriously, Liz? 30 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,835 Oh, fuck. 31 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,379 No, the last time we were all together was at your daughter's wedding. 32 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,505 - Remember that? - Yes. 33 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,466 Oh, my God. What a crazy time that was. 34 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,636 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 35 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,597 What's going on here? 36 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,433 Are we running a beauty pageant? 37 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,976 Who are these fucking people? 38 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:46,189 When we decided to live together you did know that I have friends? 39 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:48,192 Yeah, I did. I just didn't wanna believe it. 40 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,569 You forget to take your meds? 41 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:54,655 I took my meds, but they're not lasting as long as they usually do. 42 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:58,034 I called Sykes and her receptionist said she's fully booked up, 43 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,494 so I'm just gonna drop in. She loves it when I surprise her. 44 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,914 You really think that she has a thing for you? 45 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,958 Well, she's a human female, right? 46 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,293 Nice to see you, ladies. 47 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,629 Thanks. 48 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,298 - Bye. - Bye. 49 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,136 I hate them. 50 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,263 Okay, then. 51 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,433 Sorry Ava went with the other couple. How are you guys doing? 52 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,644 Well, Charlie's taking it hard. 53 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,020 I'm more stable. 54 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,814 Yes, you've demonstrated that time and time... 55 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,066 We'll never find a baby. 56 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,234 Again. 57 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,611 I was going to say again. 58 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,238 I don't want this anymore. 59 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:38,157 I found it after our meeting with Ava, but now it's tainted by her rejection. 60 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,953 So you can give it to her, or you can burn it. 61 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,914 I don't care. Just want her to know there's no hard feelings. 62 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,958 But definitely burn it, maybe send her the ashes. 63 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:51,045 Look, I'm making sure your brochure gets seen by lots of other mothers. 64 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,797 We have someone expecting twins. 65 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:56,884 Can we take them both and then after a year decide which one we wanna keep? 66 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:57,969 You cannot. 67 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,555 That's an insane question. 68 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,056 We have a 38-year-old woman... 69 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,308 A grandma baby. Great. 70 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,393 What's it nurse on? 71 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,478 Dust? 72 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:08,771 - Hey. - Hi. 73 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,524 Oh, thank God, Charlie's here. 74 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,693 - Sorry, I'm late. - Please. 75 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,529 You are worth the wait. 76 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,155 Slut. 77 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,366 Oh, my God. Babies everywhere. 78 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,451 - Here you go. Hope that cheers you up. - Thank you. 79 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,619 Yeah. 80 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,664 Oh, shit. I gotta go. 81 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,708 Close the truck up for me and that's free. 82 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,752 Why do people keep confusing me for a helpful person? 83 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,004 I have no idea. 84 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,089 Where you off to? 85 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,341 I'm kinda seeing someone. It's casual. 86 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,970 She's super busy, so when she has the time, I make it work. 87 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,098 Oh, my God. You're a boy toy. 88 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,476 Yeah, you definitely have a glow lately. 89 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,563 Yeah, truck's making money. 90 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,355 I'm crushing in therapy. 91 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,066 Only bummer is, I always gotta go to her place. 92 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,651 I can't really take her to the pool house. 93 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,986 Have you thought of moving out? 94 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,989 I'd love to, but it's really hard to find another spot with a pool 95 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,532 that's only $65 a month. 96 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,659 He only charges you $65? 97 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,786 That's as much as one of my massage add-ons. 98 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,664 Your rent is a lavender scrub. 99 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,375 We'll finish up. Go to your maiden. 100 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,919 Thank you, guys. Keys are in the truck. 101 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,130 Brian, I'ma spread the word that you love doing people favors. 102 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,675 I hope you can't perform. 103 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,052 Sexually! 104 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,512 I got it. 105 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,930 Pill o'clock. 106 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,432 It's time to take your meds. I'll go grab you some water. 107 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,809 - Thank you, sweet angel. - Of course. 108 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,355 That's cute. I love pill o'clock. 109 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,525 Mom, Nikki seems like a dope-ass nurse. 110 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:39,195 She's an angel, like the daughter I never had. 111 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,031 Well, as one of the daughters you do have, 112 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,159 would you maybe wanna do dinner at my place next Thursday? 113 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,621 You know, I may be serving a turkey 'cause it's Thanksgiving. 114 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,167 Court's coming. It'd mean a lot to me if you came too. 115 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:57,713 Well, like you said, you know, I'm much happier here in my own house, 116 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:01,176 closer to my friends and my life. 117 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,555 I think I'll just go dive into all that. 118 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,349 Thank you, sweetie pie. 119 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:09,601 Enjoy your turkey. 120 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:11,894 All right, well, go on ahead and be stubborn. 121 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,897 I will break you. 122 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,649 I mean, I'm not gonna break her physically. 123 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,776 I mean, I'm gonna break her emotionally, like a horse. 124 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:19,944 Not better. 125 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,904 Anyway, thank you for helping us out. 126 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,364 I know she can be a bit tricky. 127 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,701 Actually, I think she's handling it really well, 128 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,619 being abandoned by her daughter. 129 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,705 - Excuse me? - I'm sorry. 130 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,666 I get sensitive because I lost my mom, 131 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,419 and I didn't take care of her when I should have. 132 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,087 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 133 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,423 I'm fucking with you. 134 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,843 My mom lives with me because I'm a decent person. 135 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,224 Dr. Sykes, hi. 136 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,561 Paul, what are you doing here? 137 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,271 I went by your office 138 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,690 and your new assistant said that you knocked off a little early 139 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,984 and came over here for a drink. 140 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:00,818 She shouldn't have told you that. 141 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,947 Well, in her defense, I did tell her that I was your dad. 142 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,116 Okay, what's the emergency? 143 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:11,162 Well, I noticed that my meds don't seem to be suppressing my tremors 144 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,915 as well as they used to. 145 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,417 So I'm worried that my meds are losing their efficacy. 146 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,669 Let's not jump to the worst case. 147 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,129 There could be other factors. 148 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,423 Lack of sleep, anxiety. 149 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,926 Any new stress in your life recently? 150 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:28,429 Well, my old neurologist moved in with me, 151 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,389 and just between you and me, 152 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,726 I said that I knew she had friends, but I had no idea. 153 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:38,231 Okay, how about you come in for a proper appointment tomorrow? 154 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:39,399 Thanks. 155 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:47,950 Sup, Paul. 156 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:03,382 Well, if she can't have me, guess it makes sense. 157 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,914 So, anyway, that's how I got kicked off of the group Slack channel, 158 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,000 but the main thing that I wanted to tell you about 159 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,127 is worse than the Whole Foods incident... 160 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,297 I'm... Are you even listening? 161 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,884 {\an8}I was not, sorry. 162 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,927 {\an8}I'm in my head about some personal stuff. 163 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:54,433 {\an8}But watch, doctoring in three, two, one, go. 164 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,270 {\an8}No, now you're paying too much attention, just find a middle ground. 165 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:00,605 {\an8}- Better. - Great. 166 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:03,149 {\an8}Okay, so my neighbor, Jack, he lost his dog, Bandit, right? 167 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,444 {\an8}Which is super sad. He put up signs everywhere. 168 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,613 {\an8}Good news, I found Bandit. 169 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,657 {\an8}But as I was waiting for Jack to come home I started to play with Bandit, 170 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,994 {\an8}and then I took him to the park and we really connected. 171 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,163 {\an8}Anyway, I ended up not giving him back. 172 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,998 {\an8}So that was, what, yesterday? 173 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:19,957 {\an8}Nine days ago, 174 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,170 {\an8}and I probably should've said something about it at our last session. 175 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,087 {\an8}Well, we only had an hour. 176 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,297 {\an8}What should I do? 177 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,590 {\an8}Give the dog back, Wally. 178 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,300 {\an8}Well, is there an option B? 179 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,427 {\an8}Yes, there is actually, give the dog back. 180 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,513 {\an8}Either one works. 181 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:36,474 {\an8}Fine. But he's gonna miss his play date with a really submissive corgi, 182 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,476 {\an8}and those are very hard to find. 183 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,685 {\an8}That's a sex thing? 184 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,229 {\an8}Oh, yeah. 185 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:44,565 {\an8}Otherwise, I'm still struggling with eating by myself at restaurants. 186 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,817 {\an8}Somebody once told me it's like defecating in public 'cause it's... 187 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:47,818 {\an8}You shouldn't be doing it. 188 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,445 {\an8}You know what the worst thing about kids are? 189 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:53,200 {\an8}Yeah, they get all your money when you die. 190 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,409 {\an8}I'm not sure why that's a negative. 191 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,621 {\an8}No, I was going to say that they have this amazing ability 192 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,250 {\an8}to cut you to your core and then just go on with their day. 193 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,752 {\an8}No, Paul, I just wanna complain about Alice. 194 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,671 {\an8}Please don't do that thing where you look out the window 195 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,756 {\an8}and get all philosophical. 196 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:13,136 You ever think the world puts two people together for a reason? 197 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,929 Okay. 198 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:18,100 You're the one that's always saying that we're so alike, 199 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,142 maybe you're right. 200 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,519 Meg and I were estranged 201 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,482 because I couldn't forgive myself for fucking up in the past, 202 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:30,028 just like you can't forgive yourself for failing Alice. 203 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,322 Well, I'm getting there. 204 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,408 No, you're not. 205 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,245 Thanks to Alice, I've got an open slot. 206 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,874 It's not therapy, it's just chats in the park. 207 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,792 You bring me Fun Dip and a new hat. 208 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,920 I appreciate the offer, but I am good. 209 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,548 - You know what's insane? - What, Paul? 210 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,427 The worst thing in the world that could happen, happened to you. 211 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:55,928 You didn't ask for help. 212 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,473 You just numbed yourself with drugs and booze, 213 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,477 buried yourself in your patients. 214 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,313 Sure, some other people snuck in to help. 215 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,733 Liz took care of Alice. 216 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,692 I tricked her into therapy. 217 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,486 I thought you just said they were chats. 218 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,239 Yo, ready to get our talk on? 219 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,241 In a second. 220 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:21,580 You know the difference between you and all our patients? 221 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,790 Just by coming in here, 222 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:28,128 they show they have the courage to get the help they need. 223 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,341 By the way, we good? 224 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,134 Yeah, we're good. 225 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:39,515 If it doesn't work out with my doctor, Jimmy's got a dentist you can bang. 226 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,017 - Do you? - He's not a real dentist. 227 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:46,021 He's just a guy who'd give you a few bucks to put his fingers in your mouth. 228 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,856 You're a weird guy, Jimmy. 229 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,275 It's gonna be hot next week, 230 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,737 and Derrick and I are thinking about going to Rowdy Rapids in Palm Springs. 231 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,905 You guys in? 232 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,573 A water park? 233 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,368 I'm not a huge fan of swimming in other people's urine. 234 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,745 You know my niece got syphilis at that place. 235 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,830 No, she didn't. Your niece is a ho. 236 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,124 Both things can be true. 237 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,125 She did have sex in the lazy river. 238 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,545 Well, Derrick and I actually bonded over being garbage people, 239 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:13,214 so party cruises, Crocs and socks, pro wrestling. 240 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,799 We think the trashier the better. 241 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,093 Yeah, yesterday for dinner, we had Taco Bell, 242 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,845 hooked up, and then got it again. 243 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,805 We call that a "booty burrito bang-bang." 244 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:21,973 Oh, yeah. 245 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,850 There's a move I'd like to try. 246 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,727 Babe, nothing makes me drier than the word "chalupa." 247 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,230 Hey, did you convince your mom to have Thanksgiving with you and your sis? 248 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,400 - Not yet. - Yeah, she'll come around. 249 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,776 What about you guys, what are you guys doing? 250 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,404 I thought you knew, w... 251 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,660 We're just, we're spending it with our boys... 252 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,203 pumping 'em full of yams. 253 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,081 That's... Weird way to phrase that but enjoy. 254 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,960 - I'm gonna head out. Bye. - Okay. 255 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:51,919 - Bye. - Have a good day. 256 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,212 You too. 257 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,591 I hate it when you give me the look. You know lying gives me reflux. 258 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:57,884 - It's her. - I'm sorry, 259 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,886 I just haven't decided if he's invited yet. 260 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,512 Enough of this. 261 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,931 It's time to make a list of pros and cons. 262 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,976 Fine, all right. Pros, he makes me laugh, 263 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,686 he knows all the lyrics to "Tubthumping" 264 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,688 and I can be myself around him. 265 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,608 He also gives the best back rubs. 266 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,359 It's Gaby's list, babe. 267 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,945 - Oh, right. - Okay, cons. 268 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,865 Honestly, the only one I can think of is he's so hot he steals focus. 269 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:24,160 Be braver, you're taking a gift away from all of us. 270 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,078 - Oh, hey. - Hi. 271 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,163 - Hi. - You ready to go? 272 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,040 - Yeah. - Gaby's just telling us 273 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,209 why we can't invite her Derrick to Thanksgiving. 274 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,920 - Too hot, might steal focus. - He gets it. 275 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,546 Cowards. Come on. Let's go. 276 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923 - Bye. - Shallow. 277 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,216 - Geez. - Wait, 278 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,051 so she had sex in a lazy river? 279 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,928 - In a tube. Yeah. - What? How'd she do that? 280 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,263 - Just booty through the hole? - That's what the picture looked like. 281 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,934 - She wear a snorkel? - I didn't see a face. 282 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,811 My buddy, Tom, owns this building. 283 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,440 I've been thinking about purchasing this unit as an investment. 284 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,444 - Thoughts? - Yeah, this place is awesome. 285 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,240 Love the location, love all this light. 286 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,074 Yeah, buy this place, bro. 287 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:06,244 Well, I can't flip it for a year for tax reasons, 288 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:09,039 but I was thinking, hell, this could be your place until then. 289 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,959 Look, it needs some sprucing up, 290 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,129 you could oversee all that and, you know, pay me a hundred bucks a month. 291 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,008 In massage terms, that's a salt scrub and a hand job. 292 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,034 But you should never mix those two. 293 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:27,098 - Derek, this is too much. - You'd be helping me out, I mean it. 294 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,308 Also, look at this, 295 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,309 marble countertops, 296 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,813 nice and cool on the tush for your sex friend. 297 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:36,358 There's also a doorman and a gazebo. 298 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,778 - It is nice on your tush. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 299 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,698 Hey, what do you think? 300 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,577 I just... I'm sorry. 301 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:48,787 I gotta go. 302 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:55,252 Doing nice things for people, bit more of a drag than I expected. 303 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,964 Jimmy, you know, when most people call to catch up, they say, 304 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,884 "How are you?" Not, "Have you forgiven yourself?" 305 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,805 Oh, thanks for coming by. Yeah. 306 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,641 They're not buying, and I blame you for distracting me. 307 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,269 Didn't I hear you say a couple was murdered there? 308 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,731 Yes, but it wasn't, like, a serial killer thing, the son did it. 309 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,107 - It's safe. - True. 310 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,775 I mean, it's not like he has other parents to kill. 311 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,986 Yeah, and this would be the last place he would hide. 312 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,362 That'd be stupid. 313 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,032 Actually, that would be smart. 314 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,490 Shit. 315 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,242 Look, I know it was a strange way to start a call, 316 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,411 but if you were able to forgive yourself, 317 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,038 I would love to know how you did it. 318 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,456 It's gotten better with time, 319 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:37,585 but I still lie awake some nights and think about what I did. 320 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,546 And my friend saw Donny. She said he's still struggling. 321 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,633 I mean, don't get me wrong, he's the worst, 322 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,344 but it would give me peace if he was okay. 323 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,303 Is that fucked up? 324 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,597 No. 325 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,351 - No, I wish I could help you. - Yeah, I wish you could help too. 326 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,102 Bye. 327 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,733 One, two, 328 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,068 okay, keep going, three... 329 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,696 I know how to count. Would you shut the fuck up? 330 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,824 Hello, sunshine. 331 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:12,704 Fuck. 332 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,872 I had Gaby drive me 333 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,751 since I had to bring somebody that you're not sleeping with. 334 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,753 Well, we just met, give it time. 335 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,217 Okay, well, based on the initial results, 336 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,096 I am concerned that your meds are starting to become less effective. 337 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,850 Unfortunately, you're already at maximum dosage. 338 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,433 I got it. 339 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:39,397 But hey, there are adjustments we can make with diet and physical therapy 340 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,440 - to start to mitigate... - Yeah, how long before 341 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,735 the meds don't work at all and I'm... 342 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,572 always a shaky mess? 343 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:53,244 It depends on the individual, but I'd guess six months to a year. 344 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,705 Well, that fucking sucks. 345 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,707 Yeah, it does. 346 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,249 Do you wanna talk about it? 347 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,002 Not even a little. 348 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,628 Onward. 349 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,714 Thank you. 350 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,718 Donny, if I were to sum you up as a person, 351 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,470 I would say that you're a piece of shit. 352 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,780 Don't be offended, I can't be the first person to say that to you. 353 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,099 How many times today? 354 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,768 - Five. - Five, there you go. 355 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,312 That's good counting. 356 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,106 Look, you and I, we've had our issues, huh? 357 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,524 You beat the shit out of me. 358 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,778 I called you fugly, you didn't know that, but I kinda want you to know. 359 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,907 You also think I told your wife to push you off a cliff 360 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,824 because I did tell her that. 361 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,992 Do you have a fucking point? 362 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,746 I know that you're suffering, and I think that I can help you. 363 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,166 And I really do think that we could transform you to the point that I... 364 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,877 I doubt even Grace would recognize you. 365 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,298 - Okay. - Holy shit. Really? 366 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,508 Okay, great. 367 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,593 You have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that. 368 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,970 Yeah, I like this plan. 369 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,347 - You help me get Grace back... - Not what I was saying. 370 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,140 - She ditches her bitch sister... - Way off. 371 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,581 And that's when I get my revenge. 372 00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,770 Goodbye, Donny. 373 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,066 Fucking asshole. 374 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,194 Hey, 375 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:12,906 we just wanted to come by and let you know that the apartment thing was not my idea, 376 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,576 so you shouldn't be mad at me. 377 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:19,454 Look, I promise this wasn't some charity thing, 378 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,875 so if I did something wrong, I'm sorry. 379 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:27,089 Nah, it's not that, it's fucking Paul making me feel my feelings. 380 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:33,387 Look, I meant it when I said everything in my life is going great. 381 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,972 So why am I so scared to leave here? 382 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,431 I mean, look at this place. 383 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,100 Would you wanna live here forever? 384 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,476 It's nice. 385 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,563 You can cook and pee at the same time. 386 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,149 I just... I don't feel ready to go. 387 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,067 What's wrong with me? 388 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,318 Nothing. 389 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,281 Let me tell you a little story. 390 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:56,868 When I was growing up, I was an amazing water polo player. 391 00:17:56,869 --> 00:18:00,204 When I was a sophomore, I was already the star of the team. 392 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,667 So the coach asked me if I wanted to be the captain. 393 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,335 Is this just a story about how great you are? 394 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,088 So far, yeah. 395 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,800 But I said no. 396 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,428 I wasn't ready to tell a bunch of seniors what to do. 397 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,097 Coach went with Eric Waterman, who sucked. 398 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,808 But he had the awesome last name. 399 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:24,897 Now I thought that I had lost my chance at being captain forever. 400 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,733 I didn't beat myself up over it. 401 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,069 I just put my head down and I worked at being a better player, 402 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,196 a better teammate. 403 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,074 And the next year, the coach asked me again. 404 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,534 We won sectionals, 405 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,996 thanks to my three bar down goals and a skip shot upper right. 406 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,082 I'm not gonna lie to you, dawg. I don't know shit about water polo. 407 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,296 The point is, if you're not ready, that's fine. 408 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:54,760 When you are ready, the universe will present another opportunity. 409 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:57,679 Trust me. 410 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,348 You're all right, Derek. 411 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:01,808 I'm the best. 412 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,853 I need a beer. Anybody else want one? 413 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,688 - Careful, that's hot. - How's it going back there? 414 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,899 It's so rad. He's letting me do designs in the lattes. 415 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,275 He's not good at it. 416 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,028 Dylan seems nice. Is he an undercover cop? 417 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,613 I know. He looks 40. 418 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,282 I like that he can get us White Claws and people call him sir. 419 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,201 - Yeah. - Alice, listen, 420 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,538 I still don't know if you should be here. I think it's okay 421 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,540 - that your dad's protecting y... - Fuck my dad. 422 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,291 I'm here because I wanna check in. 423 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,586 Thanksgiving is coming up and holidays are tough. 424 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,630 Thanksgiving isn't even a thing to me. 425 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,883 Brits don't need a special day to celebrate stealing land from people. 426 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,302 To us, that's every day. 427 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,012 Plus, Eddy's invited me to a... 428 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,138 What're you calling it again? 429 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,390 Oh, Friendsgiving. 430 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,267 See, Alice, I'm good. 431 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:47,353 I'm going to Friendsgiving and I'm bringing spotted dick. 432 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,065 Which he has assured me is a pudding. 433 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,596 You shouldn't be sad about that. 434 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,487 I'm glad you're good. 435 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,238 I am. 436 00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:01,451 And hey, maybe cut your dad some slack. 437 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,288 Don't look at me. 438 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,664 I think all dads deserve to be punished. 439 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,499 And not in a fun way. 440 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,751 My dad lost my birthday money at the track, 441 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,504 and I moved out for five days. 442 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,464 That's a lovely story, Summer. 443 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,763 What? What's funny? 444 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,472 I could use a joke. 445 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,473 I ran into Donny. 446 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,810 Toxic narcissists can't be treated, 447 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,897 but still I get sucked in every once in a while. 448 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,566 Horrible joke. 449 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,235 - Yeah. - So... 450 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:38,946 let me guess. 451 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,365 Back to looking for patients to Jimmy, 452 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,620 so you can get a little "I did good" buzz? 453 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,165 Sometimes I wish you were a vampire, Paul. 454 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,334 Then you couldn't come in here unless I invited you first. 455 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,796 Also, you would catch fire if the sun touched you. 456 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,056 I told Sean something once that I should've told you. 457 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,226 You can't hide from your trauma. 458 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,811 If you don't deal with your past... 459 00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,231 Cool explosion noise. 460 00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:14,441 Thanks. 461 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,113 Great. 462 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,200 Alice is gonna crash at Gaby's for a while. 463 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,578 "Sorry, just need some space, pimp." 464 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,829 I'm guessing that Summer wrote that. 465 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,790 Are you okay? 466 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:34,544 Am I okay? Yes, I've stayed at my house alone before, Paul. 467 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,965 You know, I had a bad morning, so I'm not in the mood. 468 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,927 I have been expecting this ever since that guy walked in here. 469 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,639 You are this close to a breakdown. 470 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,684 And when that happens, you better fucking call me 471 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,686 because you've only got two choices. 472 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:54,105 One, you get some help. 473 00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:58,734 Or two, you go back to where you were when Tia died. 474 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,404 And that scared me, man. 475 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:04,699 Listen, Paul, normally I would just say what I know you wanna hear, 476 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,535 but I'm not in the mood for bullshitting. 477 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,580 I'm not gonna call you. I'll be okay. 478 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,123 So what are you gonna do? 479 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:16,086 Are you gonna find some other patient to make all better? 480 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,630 'Cause I know you're jonesing for a fix and this is your drug. 481 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:23,050 But take it from somebody who knows, the drug wears off. 482 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,762 And that smile that you used to have on your face for two weeks, 483 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,932 it's gonna last two minutes. 484 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,353 And then you know you're fucked. 485 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,603 I'm starting to feel like this isn't about me, Paul. 486 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,694 And you know what? I'm not jonesing for a fix, okay? 487 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,613 I'm not that desperate. 488 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,330 - Hey, Wally! - Hi. Hey. 489 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,372 This isn't Bandit. 490 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,792 Okay. Hey, Bandit. 491 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,087 Yeah, she did tell a lie, didn't she? 492 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,340 What a good Bandit. 493 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,842 How did you even end up talking to Louis in the first place? 494 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:05,927 Yeah. 495 00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,137 Oh, wow. 496 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,889 So he was hanging around and I was like, 497 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,433 "Get away from this family, scram." And he was like, "Sorry." 498 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,061 Absolutely not. We're done with that. 499 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,188 Okay, gang. 500 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,689 Got a little TB in the house. 501 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,982 Got the sauce. 502 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,275 Yes. 503 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,819 Derrick, chalupa. Dry. 504 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,029 Chalupa. Hard. 505 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,697 - All right. - Hey, 506 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:30,952 I'd like to ask that you never tell my mom that I willingly let you crash here. 507 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,703 - I don't even know her. - Yeah. 508 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:35,289 Also, don't tell any other Black woman over the age of 60, okay? 509 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:38,502 That network runs deep. It's like an Above-Ground Railroad. 510 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,422 It's Dylan. 511 00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,340 He's nice but... 512 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,968 Nice, but? He gone. 513 00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:48,052 Bye-bye, Dylan. 514 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,096 I told him about the stuff with me and Dad, 515 00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,014 and he's trying to use it to get closer. 516 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,600 He literally wrote, "We'll get through this together." 517 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,519 I'm sorry, he "we'd" you? 518 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,020 - He "we'd" you? - He "we'd" me. 519 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,731 Nobody first person plurals you without your permission. 520 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,441 Nobody "we'd" you without your permission. 521 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,693 - Okay, all right. - What? 522 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,334 - You know what you're doing. - All right. 523 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,864 I've never really broken up with anyone before. 524 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,533 I mean, with Connor, we never really dated, so... 525 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,951 My poor, sweet, wimpy boy. 526 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,454 Guys, how do I break up with someone without making me hate myself? 527 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,875 I broke up with my last girlfriend by telling her I wanted to sleep with men. 528 00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,793 You're welcome. Hello. 529 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,837 - Thank you so much. - Well, I broke up with a girl 530 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:25,798 by telling her she looked exactly like my cousin and I couldn't get past it. 531 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,216 Did she ask to see a pic? 532 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,845 I showed her a blurry photo of herself. She bought it. 533 00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,680 Look, the truth is, hurting somebody sucks. 534 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,390 I mean, I try to be direct. 535 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:38,269 But at worst, I get noncommittal and distant until they get the hint 536 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,521 and then end it for me. 537 00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:44,025 Yeah. But are you sure you wanna make a decision 538 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,360 based on something like that? 539 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:50,531 Well, it meant a lot to know that you were that thoughtful. 540 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:51,950 Y'all, I'm thoughtful. 541 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:57,622 Also, that other couple, turns out they're Disney adults. 542 00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:00,791 They asked me to have a water birth and name the baby Ariel. 543 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,919 Gross. You're not doing that. 544 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,670 I bet they do sex stuff with the big ears. 545 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,672 Mickey Mouse. This is a Disney thing. I'll fill you in in a second. 546 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,050 Just put it on speakerphone. 547 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,301 So I should go. 548 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,802 I gotta call Charlie. 549 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,263 This is insane. 550 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,556 Thank you. 551 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:16,974 Thank you. 552 00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,272 We're getting the baby. 553 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,525 - We're gonna have a baby! - Oh, my God. 554 00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:27,860 - I'm so proud of you. - Oh, thank you. 555 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,613 Congratulations. 556 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,616 You're gonna be really happy together. Congrats. 557 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,619 - He's not home. - It's been half a second, Wally. 558 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,620 Oh, damn it. 559 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,998 Hey... No way, Bandit. 560 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,250 Ah, God. 561 00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,836 I missed you. Hey, get in there. 562 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,962 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 563 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,297 We literally just found him 15 minutes ago. 564 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,216 Maybe 20. I would say 25 tops. 565 00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,217 Where? 566 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,511 In a well. 567 00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,888 - Well? - Yeah, 'cause we were out... 568 00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,056 we were making a wish. 569 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,558 A wish to find Bandit. 570 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,477 And the craziest thing is, it turns out wishing wells work. 571 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,562 So... who knew? 572 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,646 Yeah, real magic. 573 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:06,023 You know, these walls are thin and about a week ago, 574 00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:09,068 I heard you say, "Don't lick my mouth and no poops on the bed." 575 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,779 You know what? That was my nephew. 576 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,531 Braydon. He's 11. 577 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:16,293 - That's too old to poop on the bed. - That's what I keep telling him. 578 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,328 Okay. Well, also the other day, 579 00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,164 remember when I asked you why you had so much hair on your clothes? 580 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,375 I told you then and I'll repeat it now that I'm a barber in training. 581 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,835 - It's over, Wally. - And there's... Okay. 582 00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,087 I accidentally kidnapped your dog, okay? 583 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,589 And he's a very good boy. 584 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,758 And I'm really sorry. I'm just... I'm sorry. 585 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,471 - Jack? - Yeah. 586 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,807 Look, she meant to return the dog right away. 587 00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,184 She got attached. 588 00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:42,894 It'd be really cool if you didn't press charges. 589 00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,562 I didn't realize I could press charges. 590 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,857 Just kidding. You can't. Gotta go. 591 00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,195 Oh, hey! Wanna help me pack? 'Cause I have to move now. 592 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,322 Wally, take a breath. 593 00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:57,117 Don't bother, okay? There's literally nothing you can say. 594 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:58,952 I'm proud of you. 595 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,620 You're drunk. 596 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,997 Wally, we've worked together for two years. 597 00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:04,332 Look how far you've come. 598 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,375 - You have OCD, right? - Yes. 599 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:07,710 Well, you let a dog, 600 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:11,255 an animal that goes through the world in permanent outside clothes 601 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,341 into your space. 602 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,469 Yes, what you did was technically a crime. 603 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,595 It was also a huge victory. 604 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,180 I don't know. 605 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,848 He's not wrong. 606 00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:22,392 You seem like a different person. 607 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,685 Listen to the vent. 608 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,688 You let Bandit sleep in your bed. 609 00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:28,357 And he's got worms. 610 00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,567 You know what, Jack? I'm gonna take this one from here. 611 00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,278 - You got it, dude. - Cool, man! Thanks! 612 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:35,696 You okay? 613 00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:38,492 It's stupid, but I'm gonna miss that worm-ridden fur ball. 614 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,911 Jack, I'm actually gonna tag you back in on this one. 615 00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:44,706 Maybe I was thinking you could walk him sometime. 616 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,791 I'd love that. 617 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,751 Sweet. Let's set something up. What's your schedule like? 618 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:51,212 Well, Tuesdays I'm always done after 6:00, but sometimes... 619 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:54,173 You know what? Hey, I'm gonna let you guys start a fresh thread on this, all right? 620 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,425 - Sounds good. - Cool, man. 621 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,760 I'm getting better, aren't I? 622 00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,263 Every fucking day. 623 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:03,600 Thank you. 624 00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:16,488 Okay. 625 00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:19,991 For a baby party, I figured I go more booby-forward 626 00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:22,327 - 'cause babies dig boobs, right? - Famously. 627 00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:25,497 Hey, quick timeline check. 628 00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:28,124 When do you want me to get the hint and end it for you? 629 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,168 - What? - Just checking. 630 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,671 What the fuck? Come on. You know I like you. 631 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,924 This is confusing. I'm not used to seeing you, like, insecure. 632 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,302 Yeah, it's a new color. 633 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:41,387 - Trying it out, not loving it. - Yeah, me neither. 634 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,473 All right, new question. 635 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,494 Why don't you do Thanksgiving with me? 636 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,394 I make an awful bone-dry turkey. 637 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,730 Okay, well, I would love to 638 00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,732 choke on that with you, but I can't. 639 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:55,276 Why not? I mean, if your mom's still freezing you out, 640 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,236 you shouldn't be alone. Just come with me. 641 00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:00,073 I'm supposed to go to my aunt's house, and she said it was cool. 642 00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,537 So, it's not just you and your mom, is it? 643 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:07,915 No. 644 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,415 Okay... 645 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,211 Are Derek, Liz and the boys coming? 646 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:19,551 Jimmy, Alice, Brian, Charlie? They're coming? 647 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,094 You have to nod again. 648 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,389 The first nod only covered the first group. 649 00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:28,559 Right. 650 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,186 Okay. Anybody else? 651 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,395 Couple people. 652 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:32,939 - My sister... - Right. 653 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,274 Alice's little friend Summer. 654 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,152 This cool art gallery chick that used to date my ex 655 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,695 until she realized that he sucked. 656 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,781 - You have to invite her, obviously. - I did. 657 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,574 I mean, she's got a really sick and cool vibe. 658 00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:44,868 What the fuck is wrong with you? 659 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:47,245 Like, I thought we had something good going. 660 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,788 - You're right, you should come. - No, don't... 661 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,373 - That was... I'm being weird. - Don't do that. 662 00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,208 - That sucks. - I know. 663 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,169 I'm sorry. It's just that, like, I... 664 00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:56,754 Every time I think about letting you in, I panic 665 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:59,341 and then I shut down and I don't know why. 666 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,262 - You okay? - Yeah. 667 00:30:03,846 --> 00:30:04,888 Yeah, I'm good. 668 00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:07,074 'Cause I'm not the one who's fucked up. 669 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:12,603 That's a really good line. You should've walked out on that. 670 00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,648 Yeah, I was just waiting to make it land more. 671 00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:26,660 It worked. 672 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,593 There you are. 673 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,094 Brian and Charlie got their baby. 674 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,971 We're all going out to the Cornhole Bar to celebrate. 675 00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:48,182 That's great. 676 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,016 Okay, I'll meet you there. 677 00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:51,268 - Cool. - Cool. 678 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,133 Wow, hey, a long time. 679 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:25,343 What's up? 680 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,388 I don't know. Just dialed. 681 00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:30,599 What are you up to tonight? 682 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,101 Oh, Jimmy, I don't do that anymore. 683 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,146 I could probably find some nice girls who do. 684 00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:38,440 Give me a few minutes and call me back. 685 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,860 But, Jimmy, I really hope you don't. 686 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:56,207 And if that isn't enough, 687 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,208 she's gorgeous. 688 00:31:57,209 --> 00:32:01,170 I'm going to be the proud father of a baby with beautiful bone structure. 689 00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:03,297 - I like that. - Priorities definitely in place. 690 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:07,510 I am going to turn the baby into the truck's mascot 691 00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:08,970 and dress it up like a little shrimp. 692 00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:10,137 Oh, yes. 693 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,347 I hear you. That's really good. 694 00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:13,349 I think we approve of tiny shrimp baby. 695 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:15,309 - Yes. - I'd like to give a toast 696 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,937 to the hottest dads in the world. 697 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,188 Thank you. 698 00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:20,274 Please say that again. 699 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:22,567 True that. 700 00:32:22,568 --> 00:32:23,569 You okay? 701 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:26,738 Feel free to get sloppy. 702 00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:29,699 Come on, baby. I love you. 703 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,618 Cornhole! 704 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,705 I can't wait to tell my baby that I started that. 705 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,498 You didn't start that. 706 00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:39,625 {\an8}Yes, I did. I started that. 707 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:43,005 {\an8}- I invented it! - You did not invent cornhole! 708 00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,297 Get out of the way! 709 00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,050 Fuck off! 710 00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,416 Hey. 711 00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:04,253 It's me. 712 00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:18,056 Hey. 713 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,943 I told you you'd call. 714 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,284 I'm not okay, Paul. 715 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,464 Come on. Come on. 54728

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