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♪ If you're lookin' for me ♪
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♪ You'd better check
Under the sea ♪
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♪ 'Cause that is where
You'll find me ♪
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♪ Underneath the sealab ♪
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♪ Underneath the water ♪
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♪ Sealab
At the bottom of the sea ♪♪
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CAPTAIN:
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
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bored, bored, bored, bored,
bored, bored, bored.
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Hello, captain.
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Marco.
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Hey, buddy, you want to...
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I don't know, hang out,
or play a game?
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I'm a little busy here, sir,
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trying to keep a trillion-dollar
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research station
running smoothly.
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Ooh, fun.
I'll be the mommy.
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Beep-beep!
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What's that?
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You need the captain right away?
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What was that?
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Emergency in the Tank Room.
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Better get down there, sir.
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I didn't hear anything.
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No time, sir.
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Hurry! Run!
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Away!
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Madre Mia. What an idiot.
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CAPTAIN:
I'm here. I'm here.
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What's the emergency?
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Uh, looks like Marco
got you again, sir.
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Oh, jeez.
That mailbox head.
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Well, um, can I play
with you guys?
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Not now, sir.
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We're about to go out on patrol.
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Neat-o! Hey,
I'll make a boxed lunch.
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Yeah, you do that.
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Uh... Oh.
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I get it.
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Ditched.
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CHILD: Life's a ditch.
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Oh, hi, orphans.
Wanna play or, uh...
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Shag off!
[BELCHES]
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Hmm.
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[TO THE TUNE OF BEETHOVEN'S 5th]
♪ Buh-buh-buh-bored ♪
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♪ Buh-buh-buh-bored ♪
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♪ Buh-buh-buh-bored
Buh-buh-buh-bored ♪
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♪ Buh-buh-buh-bored ♪
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Bored, bored, bored, bored,
bored, bored, bored, bored...
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Bored!
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Hey, do you mind?
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I'm listening to the radio.
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But I'm bored.
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Why aren't you listening to me?
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Because...
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I am listening... to the radio.
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[GASPS]
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The radio.
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You, hey.
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[WHISTLES]
Drone.
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Uh, yeah.
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My name is, uh, Ted,
from accounting.
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Well, then you should
know how to launch
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the 10-gigawatt
emergency radio beacon.
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Uh, no, not really, sir.
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I'm Ted. From accounting?
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And I've heard great things,
Kevin.
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Now, less lip and more launch.
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All right.
Okay.
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You're the boss.
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The beacon
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is on the surface, sir.
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Are we cool here?
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Full power.
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Juice that baby all the way up,
Cedric.
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Well, it's in the red
now, sir. It's, uh...
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[LAUGHING]
You know
what I'm talking...
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"It's in the red."
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I'm from Accounting.
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[LAUGHING]
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[CHUCKLING]
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Yeah...
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Uh...
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Uh, no.
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No, I don't.
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[BEACON PINGING]
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Is this thing on?
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[FEEDBACK WHINES]
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All right, sea monkeys!
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This is "Howlin' Mad" Murphy.
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You can run, but you can't hide,
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because I am live and worldwide
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with 10-gigawatts of radio waves
that won't behave,
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and you can't ignore me anymore,
people.
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[WOLF HOWLING]
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I... will... be... heard!
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MALE ROCK SINGER:
♪ We're the Name
And we're coming to your town ♪
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♪ We ain't here
But to mess around ♪
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♪ I'm not there
Till you look 'round ♪
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[BEACON PINGING,
LOUD ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Captain Murphy, I...
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Shh. Coming out.
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All right, sea monkeys.
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You're on the prowl
with "Howlin' Mad" Murphy,
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so get your fignuts on.
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MALE VOICE:
Fignuts...
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Hey, jerk face.
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You don't just barge
into the booth
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when I'm on the air.
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Booth?
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Wait a second.
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Are you using
the emergency beacon
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to run a pirate radio station?
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Aw, crap.
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Listen, Fignuts.
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The tour is either
in the commissary by now,
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or in the Howlin' Mad gift shop.
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Right. Two things...
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One, you're sucking up
all the power.
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And two, if the FCC finds out...
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So, some shrivelly
bureaucrats make me pay
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a stupid fine.
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Big deal.
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I see you're not familiar
with their new tactics,
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which are unspeakably wicked.
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[MARCO LAUGHING]
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TECHNICIAN: Scanner's
going off, captain.
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We've picked up
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a pirate radio signal.
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Yo, lock in on it, son.
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Here at the FCC,
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it's our job
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to eliminate
illegal radio stations
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and inappropriate language.
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Yeah, well, uh...
thanks a lot
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for the [BEEP]ing backstory.
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Well, you watch
your [BEEP]ing mouth,
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you [BEEP].
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Ooh, how can I put this?
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Uh...
[BEEP] you. Sir.
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[BEACON PINGING]
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CAPTAIN:
Okay, sea monkeys,
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this is "Howlin' Mad" Murphy
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and his zany sidekick,
Spark Plug!
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Say hey, Spark Plug!
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You're supposed to say,
"Hey, Spark Plug."
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It's a bit.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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You're not gonna do it, are you?
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No, no, no, Skip.
I am, really.
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Uh, you ready?
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Yeah.
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[SILENCE]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Okay.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Go ahead, caller.
You're on with the Zoo Patrol.
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[ANIMAL NOISES PLAYING]
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CALLER:
Hey, this is Larry, from...
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[HONK]
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Where's Moe and Curly, Fignuts?
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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[HONK]
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Anyway...
Yeah?
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I got a joke for you,
Howlin' Mad.
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Okay.
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A priest...
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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A nun...
Sure.
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And a rabbi are... Go to hell.
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Hey, sea monkeys!
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Time for a wacky prank
phone call!
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[TELEPHONE DIALING]
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You seen the ratings,
Spark Plug?
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Number eight, baby,
and climbing.
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[RINGING]
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MAN:
Fire Tower
Number Seven.
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This is Ranger Roger.
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How may I help you?
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CAPTAIN:
Hey, dummy!
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There's a raging forest fire!
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What?
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All the animals are burning!
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Oh, my God.
The cute squirrels!
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Ha.
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Consider yourself zinged.
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CHORUS:
♪ The zing of the day ♪
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[ANIMAL NOISES PLAYING]
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[LAUGHING]
You got me!
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"Howlin' Mad" Murphy,
I love you.
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You know,
you're my whole morning.
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Oh, stop it. I'm getting misty.
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[BULLET ZINGING]
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[WOLF HOWLING]
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ I'm a man with the plan
I'm a man on the way ♪
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♪ I'm a man with the plan ♪
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♪ I'm a man with the plan
I'm a man on the way ♪
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♪ I'm a man with the plan ♪♪
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[WOLF HOWLING]
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We're closing in
on the signal, sir.
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And then we'll drop
the hammer, right?
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Huh?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah.
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Uh, yeah, we're gonna
drop the hammer.
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Hey, uh, does this
make me look fat?
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No.
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But your ass does!
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[LAUGHING]
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Your ass...
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[STOPS LAUGHING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I'll go swab the deck.
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[BEACON PINGING]
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CAPTAIN:
Fignuts...
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Hey, congratulations.
You're the fifth caller.
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What's your name?
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My name's Jack.
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Great!
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Because that's just
what you're getting...
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Jack!
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I'm looking
for the sixth caller, jackass.
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[BULLET ZINGING]
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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"Howlin' Mad" Murphy,
I love you.
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You're a bigger suck-up
than that stupid forest ranger.
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He's talking about me!
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Oh, oh... eep.
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[PHONE RINGING ON THE AIR]
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This is Howlin' Mad.
Go ahead, caller.
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[DOLPHIN YIPPING]
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Oh, it's you again,
huh, Dolphin Boy?
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Well, cram it, fat stuff.
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[BOINK]
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[BOINK]
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People, people, people.
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Nothing makes Howlin' Mad
more mad than fatties.
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[PIGS SNORTING]
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Captain Murphy, I...
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Except maybe this guy.
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Hey, sea monkeys,
it's that jerk-face Marco.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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What?
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Spark Plug,
quit messing up my carts.
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[PEOPLE BOOING]
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See? You ruined
the timing.
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As I was saying...
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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As I was say...
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[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
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As I was...
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[MONKEY SCREECHES]
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Before I was interrupted...
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[PIGS SQUEALING]
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm pretty sure...
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[CAT MEOWS]
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[CAPTAIN LAUGHS]
All right.
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The FCC has closed in
on your signal.
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And you'd...
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Shut up.
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It's time for
the "I Hate Marco Show."
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CHORUS:
♪ I hate Marco
Hate Marco ♪
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♪ Hate Marco
And his mailbox head ♪
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Go ahead, caller.
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Tell me why you hate Marco.
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Hi, Howlin' Mad.
Yes, sir.
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Longtime listener... Mm-hmm.
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First-time...
Yeah.
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Caller.
Mm-hmm.
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The reason I hate Marco is...
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Yeah?
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He's a mailbox head?
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[PEOPLE BOOING]
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Oh, yeah, real original.
Sit on it, Potsie.
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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I can't believe I choked.
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[QUINN AND SALLY LAUGHING]
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Freak.
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Dumb-ass.
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[PHONE RINGING ON THE AIR]
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Okay, caller,
why do you hate Marco?
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Attention,
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pirate radio station.
Yes, sir?
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This is an FCC
Search and Destroy vessel.
286
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,282
Yeah?
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And you are violating
FCC regulations.
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00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,319
Mm-hmm?
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This is your last chance to end
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your [BEEP]ing transmission.
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CAPTAIN:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
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I don't know who you ladies are,
but I run a clean show here.
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Maybe this will clean
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your dirty little mouth out,
Fignuts...
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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Oh... oh, that really
[BEEP]ing tears it.
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Drop the [BEEP]ing hammer.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BOMB TICKING]
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Flush that, you bitch.
301
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The hammer! I knew it!
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00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:25,256
Once again,
your stupidity has killed us.
303
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Yeah, I know. Zinged you.
304
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[BULLET ZINGING]
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CHORUS:
♪ The ultimate zing ♪♪
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[WOLF HOWLING]
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[BOMB TICKING]
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CAPTAIN:
Oh, shi...
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Wait a second.
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Where was I?
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00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,717
Uh, I think you were
[BEEP]ing an orangutan.
312
00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:53,718
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
313
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,586
Yeah, that's legal in Tijuana.
314
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Anyway, then that broad,
[BEEP]...
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while I [BEEP]ed
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with his only [BEEP].
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And then we [BEEP]ed.
318
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,563
That's, uh,
one messed up [BEEP].
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00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,998
You watch your [BEEP]ing mouth!
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00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,466
That's my wife
you're talking about.
321
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,468
Wait!
Mom was a [BEEP]?
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00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,770
Aye.
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00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,172
And I wouldn't trade her
for a [BEEP],
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or you either, my boy.
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You may be the son of a [BEEP],
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but by God,
you're my own flesh and blood.
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[BEEP]...
[BEEP, BEEP]
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[MAN CHUCKLING]
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Fignuts.
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