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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,883 [Indistinct chattering] 2 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,525 [Sentimental music playing] 3 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,795 [Music distorts] 4 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,507 [Door opens] 5 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,468 [Door closes] 6 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,308 [Grunts softly] 7 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,353 - [Mumbling indistinctly] - [Indistinct chattering over TV] 8 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,436 [Sighs] 9 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,024 [Continues mumbling indistinctly] 10 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,495 [Speaking mandarin] 11 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:21,665 [Waymond] Uh... 12 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:29,505 [Waymond gasps] 13 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,096 [Cell phone chiming] 14 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,848 [In English] I have to finish all this... 15 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,766 [Continues in mandarin] 16 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,519 [In English] You should go in to steam the tablecloths for tonight. 17 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,789 I'm going to paint over that water stain in the ceiling. 18 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,648 - [Speaking mandarin] - [Bell rings] 19 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:47,732 [Waymond exclaims] 20 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,074 Huh? Oh. 21 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,021 [In English] Like, this afternoon? 22 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,265 - [Evelyn] Five minutes. - What? 23 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,751 [Speaking mandarin] 24 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,294 [Waymond speaks mandarin] 25 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,087 [In English] Which paint did you use? 26 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,797 [Waymond speaks mandarin] 27 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,683 [Evelyn mocking] 28 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,295 - [Sentimental music playing] - [Evelyn sighs] 29 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,918 [Gong gong speaking cantonese] 30 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,170 - [Speaking mandarin] - [Doorbell buzzing] 31 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,254 [In English] Joy is here? 32 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,090 Go set the table. He must be hungry. 33 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,341 [Speaking mandarin] 34 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,938 - [In English] We talk later? - [Door slams] 35 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,097 [Sighs] 36 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,332 Hey... hey. 37 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,128 Thank you for doing this. 38 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,338 You look really pretty right now. 39 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:38,093 - Oh, you like this-this hot mormon look? - [Chuckling] 40 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,804 I'm just telling you now in case my mom says something dumb, 41 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:44,391 like you're fat or whatever. 42 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,154 I thought you said when she says shit like that, it means she cares. 43 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,398 - Hi, Evelyn. Mrs. Wang! - Hey, mom. 44 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:55,152 I only cook enough food for three people. Now I have to cook more. 45 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,074 It's joy. She brought Becky. 46 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,161 [Speaking mandarin] 47 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:09,983 - [Knocking on door] - [Door opens] 48 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,377 - [Joy, in English] Hi. - Hi, honey! 49 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,546 Hi, Mr. Wang! 50 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,340 Hi, Becky. Thank you for coming. 51 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,760 Please call me waymond. Here, sit. 52 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,512 [Evelyn] You know, he doesn't have to stay here. 53 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,805 [Joy] Who's "he"? 54 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,348 - [Evelyn] Becky. - Becky's a "she." 55 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,643 [Scoffs] You know me. I always mix up "he, " " she." 56 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,438 In Chinese, just one word, ta, so easy. 57 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,691 And the way you two are dressed, I'm sure I'm not the only one calling him "he." 58 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,818 I mean, her "him." Ugh! 59 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:40,197 Anyways, my English is fine. And we have Google. 60 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,883 So you don't have to come and be a translator. 61 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,676 - You stay here... - [Becky speaking indistinctly] 62 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,495 - And she can go. - Look, I honestly think it's weird, okay? 63 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,704 But Becky wants to help. 64 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,539 - [Becky chuckling] - [Joy] Right, Becky? 65 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,417 I always learn something when I hang out with the elderly. 66 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,336 Old people are very wise. 67 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,879 Hmm. It's okay. 68 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,215 We'll take gong gong with us to the meeting. 69 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,593 Uh, you and Becky can stay here and decorate. Hmm? 70 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,596 [Speaking mandarin] 71 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,407 [In English] Where is he? When can I meet him? 72 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,431 [Joy] Ahem. 73 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,161 - [Doorbell buzzes] - [Evelyn gasps softly] 74 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,187 Customers. Eat fast. 75 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,567 [Door opens] 76 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:19,778 - Mom. - What? 77 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,154 Mom, just wait. 78 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,656 Wait? Wait? No time to wait today. 79 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,074 - Just please... - [Door opens] 80 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,619 Joy, any other time, I beg you to come and eat, 81 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,830 or call me or anything, but today, very busy. 82 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,666 - Mom, this is what it's always like... - Wrong white paint. 83 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,626 I know you haven't always liked Becky, okay? 84 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,545 - But... - I like Becky. She is very nice. 85 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,922 You are very lucky... 86 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,007 [Speaking mandarin] 87 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,166 [In English] She's half-Mexican. 88 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,390 Ugh! 89 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,980 No shoes in washer. Broken, you pay. 90 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,314 [Evelyn sighs] 91 00:05:56,398 --> 00:06:00,110 But gong gong, his heart cannot take it, especially after such a long flight. 92 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,338 You want him to come all the way from China to die like that? 93 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,363 He's not gonna die. 94 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,715 [Woman] That's not what I said when I said I wanted to cook... 95 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,825 Ooh. [Speaking mandarin] 96 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,136 - [In English] How can I help you? - Hold on, I can't hear you. Hold on. 97 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,721 - [Man, over phone] Okay. - How can I help you? 98 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:11,973 Yeah, I'm here to pick up some shirts. 99 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,599 - I called, like, three times. - Okay, give me your ticket. 100 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,725 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - I find for you. 101 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,143 - No, I have the ticket. - [Man] Babe... 102 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,378 She's asking for it 'cause that's the way it works. 103 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,922 - [Man speaks indistinctly] - They don't read minds. 104 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,886 - Don't fuck with me. - Then hang up. Thank you. 105 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:27,262 We've been together for three years. Don't you think gong gong would want to know? 106 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,722 Let him enjoy his party tonight. 107 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:29,723 [Scoffs] 108 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,660 You think Becky will get through the party without introducing herself to him? 109 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,603 - [Sing-songy] Evelyn! - Have you met Becky? 110 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,414 Guess whose $20 got eaten by the machine again? 111 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,438 [Evelyn sighs] 112 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:42,360 - Waymond! Customers need you. - All right, coming. 113 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,989 Evelyn, you know, my wife used to wear that exact same perfume, 114 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,157 god rest her soul. 115 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,867 Are you coming to the party tonight? 116 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,577 Yeah, I got my ticket right here. 117 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,706 [Speaking mandarin] 118 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,918 [In English] Sorry. It was too crowded here so I moved some upstairs. 119 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,437 I think the clothes are happier there. 120 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,503 [Joy sighs] 121 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,423 [Breathing deeply] 122 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,345 See? They're happier here. 123 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,431 [Speaking mandarin] 124 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,008 [In English] No more Google eyes! [Mumbling indistinctly] 125 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,873 [In English] Mom, can we please talk about Becky? 126 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,106 [Speaking mandarin] 127 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,376 [In English] I still don't know what his brain is thinking. 128 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,069 Can Becky come tonight or not? 129 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,588 - Stop changing the subject. - I'm not. 130 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,366 You know, it is like our auditor. She is a terrible person. 131 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,660 She keeps targeting the Chinese in the community. 132 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,120 [Evelyn sighs] 133 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,374 You know, two years of meetings, she puts a lien on our laundromat, 134 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,752 and you know what your father does? He brings her cookies. 135 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,253 [Mumbles indistinctly] 136 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,339 [Suspenseful music playing] 137 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,092 Every day I fight, I fight. I fight for all of us. 138 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,470 Every day is a battle here. 139 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,722 [Evelyn sighs] 140 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,184 Your father, he doesn't care about the way things are... 141 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,602 [Continues speaking indistinctly] 142 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,815 I try to make our lives easier and more simple. 143 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:04,943 [Speaking mandarin] 144 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,719 [Waymond, in English] You should have told me earlier. 145 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,304 - That's really impressive. - [Evelyn speaking mandarin] 146 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,707 [In English] Evelyn, you have to see Rick dance. Look, he knows all of the moves. 147 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,209 [Chuckles] 148 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,728 [Joy, whispering] I can fucking kill myself. 149 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,397 [Waymond] Did you know Rick is in community theater? 150 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,423 He wants to be an actor, just like you did. 151 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,799 [Jingle playing over TV] 152 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,760 [Speaking mandarin] 153 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,263 [Singing in English] I ...Just put your hand j” 154 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,306 j' in my hand j“ 155 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,575 [waymond and Rick chattering indistinctly] 156 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:40,603 [Man and woman] I and we 7! Spin through eternity j“ 157 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,147 [woman] I and away we go I 158 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,816 j' life can be so delicious j” 159 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,067 j' delicious j' 160 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,153 [actors continue singing indistinctly over TV] 161 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,324 - I love this! - [Rick and waymond laugh] 162 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,744 Rick, you're so terrific. 163 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,620 [Speaking mandarin] 164 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:01,249 I just don't know how to be any fucking clearer. It's like she can choose. 165 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,810 Either you come to the party with me, 166 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:06,171 and gong gong is eternally ashamed until he forgets it all, and then he dies. 167 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,965 Or you don't come with me, and then he still dies. What? 168 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,529 - [Mutters indistinctly] - [Joy gasps} 169 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,054 - what are you saying? - That was a joke. 170 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,140 Uh, that's not a very funny joke, honey. 171 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,641 - Hey, guys... - This is only $10. 172 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,327 I thought you people were very good with math. 173 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,991 - Next time I give you interest. - Evelyn! 174 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,164 - Mom! Mom! - You're gonna need it. 175 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,540 - Mom! Mom! - Actors are very poor. 176 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,564 What? 177 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,362 [Speaking cantonese] 178 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,950 [Evelyn] Waymond! Waymond! 179 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,123 [Speaks loudly] 180 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:45,043 - Oh! - [Speaking mandarin] 181 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,926 Uh... [speaking cantonese] 182 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,074 - [Speaks mandarin] - [Gong gong speaks cantonese] 183 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,100 [Speaking mandarin] 184 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,897 [In English] Shit, how do you say it? Uh... 185 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,732 [Speaking mandarin] 186 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,819 [Evelyn] Uh... [speaks cantonese] 187 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,238 [In English] Mom... 188 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,864 [Woman speaking indistinctly] 189 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,028 You know what, actually? I'm actually not doing that. 190 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,493 [Speaking mandarin] 191 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,912 [Woman] ...And it's like, at this point, I do not... 192 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,081 [Speaking cantonese] 193 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,003 - [In English] It was nice to meet you. - [Laughs, mutters indistinctly] 194 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:32,423 [Evelyn, in English] Hi. Give us five star, please. 195 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,609 - Also... - [Woman] Oh, my god, she is... 196 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,094 There is a Chinese new year party tonight. 197 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,929 Open to all the customers in the community. 198 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:38,847 Thank you. 199 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,570 - Please come and enjoy... - This is fine. 200 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,184 - The good food and nice music, okay? - Okay. All right. 201 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,148 - I get you an invite, moment... please... - Can you hear this right now? 202 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,065 Joy, wait! Please. I have something to say to you. 203 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,066 What? 204 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,280 [Evelyn inhaling deeply] 205 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,580 You have to try and eat healthier. 206 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,583 You are getting fat. 207 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,677 [Car engine starting] 208 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,812 [Pensive music playing] 209 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,547 [Speaking indistinctly in cantonese] 210 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,634 [Waymond] Evelyn... 211 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,801 [Speaking mandarin] 212 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,638 Evelyn... 213 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,481 [Dramatic music plays] 214 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,868 [Evelyn speaking] 215 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,732 - [In English] Go, go, go, go! Okay. - [Waymond exclaiming] 216 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,627 [Gong gong speaking cantonese] 217 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,975 [Speaking mandarin] 218 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,152 [Gong gong speaking indistinctly in cantonese] 219 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,482 [Sentimental music playing] 220 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,154 [Inaudible] 221 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,121 [Speaking mandarin] 222 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:16,087 [In English] If! Have to think of one more thing today, my head will explode. 223 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,297 [Sighs] 224 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,840 - [Evelyn groaning] - [Bell dings] 225 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,094 [Dramatic music playing] 226 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,225 [Speaking mandarin] 227 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,102 [In English] You may be in grave danger. 228 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,563 There's no time to explain. Hold this. 229 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,608 Why are you doing this? 230 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,860 Pay attention. 231 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,778 When we leave this elevator, 232 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,007 you can either turn left towards your scheduled audit appointment, 233 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,867 or you can turn right, and go into the janitor's closet. 234 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:46,951 [Speaking mandarin] 235 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,371 - Why would I go into the janitor's... - Not now. 236 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,000 [Evelyn exclaims] 237 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,127 Why you download all these apps on my phone? 238 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,363 Breathe in. You're gonna feel a slight pressure in your head. 239 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,885 [Scoffs, speaks mandarin] 240 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,262 - [Fanfare plays] - [Portal opening] 241 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,892 - [Baby crying] - [Doctor speaking mandarin] 242 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,189 [Yells in cantonese] 243 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,816 [Waymond speaking mandarin] 244 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,485 [Waymond speaking] 245 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,491 [Gong gong speaking cantonese] 246 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,750 [Waymond speaking mandarin] 247 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,385 [Evelyn speaking cantonese] 248 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,143 [Evelyn retching] 249 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,522 [Speaking mandarin] 250 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,153 [Evelyn, in English] Hey, baby joy! 251 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,090 - [Yelling excitedly] - [Evelyn] You come back here. 252 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,365 Shut up! 253 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,158 You don't talk to your mother like this. 254 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,536 [Joy] I'll talk to her how I fucking want! 255 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,164 [Man speaking mandarin] 256 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,836 [Tense music playing] 257 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,170 [Breathing heavily] 258 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,006 [In English] The moment you are situated in your meeting, 259 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,508 follow these instructions. 260 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,969 But remember, no one can know. 261 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,763 Don't even talk to me about this because I won't remember. 262 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,640 - But I... - Shh. 263 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,270 [Automated voice] Mental scan complete. 264 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:46,988 Talk to you soon. 265 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,450 [Bell dings] 266 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,746 [Speaking mandarin] 267 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,933 [Gong gong speaking cantonese indistinctly] 268 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,224 [Waymond, in English] Hello. 269 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,897 [Deirdre, muffled] Mrs. Wang. 270 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,691 Mrs. Wang. 271 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,402 Mrs. Wang, are you with us? 272 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,741 Of course. I'm here. 273 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,702 - Just thinking. - Oh, okay. Well... 274 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,287 I was just hoping... 275 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,915 That you could explain this. 276 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:48,424 This is a receipt. My receipt. 277 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,177 [Speaking mandarin] 278 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,137 [Speaking cantonese] 279 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,472 [In English] I... look... 280 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,808 I was just hoping you could enlighten me 281 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,770 as to how, as a laundromat owner... 282 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,899 A karaoke machine could constitute a business expense? 283 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,526 [In English] I am a singer. 284 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,945 [Sighs] 285 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,738 - Of course you are. - [Waymond] It's true. 286 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,073 She has a beautiful voice. 287 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,201 Evelyn, sing a song for her. 288 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,036 - Shh! - No, no, please. 289 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,496 That will not be necessary. 290 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:24,669 But I will need a separate schedule c for each of these businesses, 291 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,755 because based on what you're trying to deduct, 292 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,841 you're also a novelist and a chef. 293 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,718 Last time, you told me that... 294 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,012 [Tutting] Please. 295 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,180 A teacher, 296 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,600 uh, and a singing coach 297 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,103 and a watsu technician. 298 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,231 I'm sorry, what... what is watsu? 299 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,442 [Waymond] It's a water massage. 300 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,862 [Deirdre] What's a water massage? 301 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,490 [Waymond] Like for back pain. You go get a water massage. 302 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,576 [Continues speaking indistinctly] 303 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,662 [Suspenseful music playing] 304 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,265 [Headset chiming and powering up] 305 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,617 [Inhales deeply] 306 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,702 [Beeps] 307 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,915 [Screaming] 308 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,086 - [Panfing] - [Phone ringing] 309 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,090 What's happening? 310 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,469 Like I'm talking to my ex-husband. 311 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,555 Like I said to you before, comingling of your... 312 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,699 It's you messing with my head. 313 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,641 - Shh! - What's with... 314 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,684 - Don't shh me. - You got to relax your body. 315 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,687 - Don't... [muffled screaming] - [Whispering] Calm down, please. 316 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,439 - Calm down. - [Muffled exclaiming] 317 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:12,443 Relax your body in the other universe. Please. 318 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,587 [Deirdre] ...These deductions at your place of business. 319 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,072 [Alpha waymond] Go into auto-pilot. 320 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,195 [Deirdre] You can't then deduct it if it's an off... 321 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,118 Good. Good. 322 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,537 They don't know you and I are in this universe yet, 323 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,456 so hopefully I'll have some time to explain. 324 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,334 I'm not your husband. At least not the one you know. 325 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,295 I'm another version of him from another life path, another universe. 326 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,006 I'm here because we need your help. 327 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,718 Very busy today. No time to help you. 328 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,136 Shh. 329 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,472 There's a great evil that has taken root in my world 330 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,475 and has begun spreading its chaos throughout the many 'verses. 331 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,435 I have spent years searching for the one 332 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,772 who might be able to match to this great evil with an even greater good, 333 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,607 and bring back balance. 334 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,818 All those years of searching have brought me here, 335 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,653 - to this universe. - [Deirdre] Mrs. Wang... 336 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,880 - To you. - [Deirdre] Hello... 337 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,531 I know it's a lot to take in right now. 338 00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,824 - Got to do it. - Mrs. Wang. 339 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,158 [Sing-songy] Hello? 340 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,079 Look, I'm sure you have a lot on your mind, 341 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,958 but I cannot imagine anything mattering more 342 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:14,338 than the conversation we are now having concerning your tax liability. 343 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:18,092 Uh, need I remind you that there is already a lien on your property? 344 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,052 Repossession is well within our rights. 345 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,763 I know. I am paying attention. 346 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,270 Do you see these? 347 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,776 You don't get one of these unless you've seen a lot of bullshit. 348 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,319 Excuse my French. 349 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,905 Now you may, ahem, 350 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,742 only see a pile of boring forms and numbers, 351 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,827 but I see a story. 352 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,457 With nothing but a stack of receipts, 353 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,877 I can trace the ups and downs ofyourhves. 354 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,338 And it does not look good. 355 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,260 It does not look good. 356 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,513 - But... - Uh... 357 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,601 Sorry, my wife confuses her hobbies for businesses. 358 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,102 An honest mistake. 359 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,314 [Deirdre] Oh... okay. 360 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,400 Well, with all of these, um... 361 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,112 "Honest mistakes," 362 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,324 I mean, even if we don't charge you with fraud, 363 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,995 we'll most certainly have to fine you for gross negligence. 364 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,792 You're always trying to confuse us with these big words. 365 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,755 [Slowly] I thought you were going to bring your daughter 366 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,508 to help you translate. 367 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,177 - I am going to bring my... - [Alpha waymond, whispering] Hey! 368 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,900 - [Waymond] Sorry, she was going to come. - [Alpha waymond] Evelyn! 369 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,157 Evelyn! Are you paying attention? 370 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,492 - [Deirdre] Oh, really? - I cannot talk now. 371 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,076 She's too busy to help her parents? I see what she... 372 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,936 Unless you can help me with my taxes. 373 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,955 - [Groans in frustration] - What is "gross necklaces"? 374 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,106 I know you have a lot of things on your mind, 375 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,858 but nothing could possibly matter more 376 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,944 than this conversation we are having right now 377 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,572 concerning the fate of every single world of our infinite multiverse. 378 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,658 [Deirdre] Where's the respect for elders? 379 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,413 My dear Evelyn, I know you. 380 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,666 With every passing moment, 381 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:17,461 you fear you might have missed your chance to make something of your life. 382 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,090 I'm here to tell you every rejection, 383 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,385 every disappointment has led you here, 384 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,971 to this moment. 385 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,390 Don't let anything distract you from it. 386 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,769 [Chuckles] 387 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,566 Do you think this is funny? 388 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,236 [Speaking cantonese] 389 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,655 [In English] So, what will it be? 390 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,532 [Speaks in English and mandarin together] 391 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:49,577 [Door thudding] 392 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,680 [In English] Our time here is up. 393 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,664 - They're going to kill us. - What? 394 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,042 Do you think you can give us more time so we can redo all this? 395 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,169 Do not worry, this is just a burner universe 396 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,255 we're using for communication. 397 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,883 - [Exclaiming] - You will know when it is time to fight. 398 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,385 You want to redo... You're going to re-submit? 399 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,137 I will be in contact soon. 400 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,223 [Shushing] I think my other husband is messing up the audit. 401 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,684 Maybe we could look at all the receipts again and... 402 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,312 [Alpha waymond] Evelyn. 403 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,063 - Trust no one. - [Bones crack] 404 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,607 - [Screams] - [Body thuds] 405 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,484 [Eerie music playing] 406 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,694 [Door opens] 407 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,572 [People screaming] 408 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,411 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No! 409 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,954 [Screams] 410 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,919 - [Speaking cantonese] - [Speaking mandarin] 411 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,442 [Deirdre, in English] Oh, dear lord. 412 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,672 [Waymond speaking mandarin] 413 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,300 [In English] Okay. Everything okay. 414 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,593 [Chuckles awkwardly] 415 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,345 I think I forget something at home. 416 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,394 [Bottle cap clatters on table] 417 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,313 I think I'm going to regret this. 418 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:05,945 [Trash can clangs] 419 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:11,867 You can go. 420 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:15,496 What? 421 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:18,850 - [Speaking mandarin] - [Speaking cantonese] 422 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,710 [Deirdre, in English] You... You will have... 423 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:25,798 You will have until I leave the office tonight to bring everything in. 424 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,299 Six P.M. 425 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:29,885 Last chance. 426 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,096 - Oh, tomorrow is better. - Thank you. Thank you. 427 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,389 Thank you. 6:00 pm. 428 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,532 - Thank you so much. - Six P.M. 429 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,808 Thank you for the cookies. 430 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,644 They look delicious. 431 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,817 - Last chance. - Have a nice day. 432 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,945 Last chance. 433 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,030 [Eerie music playing] 434 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,294 Oh, no. 435 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,839 Evelyn! Evelyn! 436 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,216 [Waymond speaking mandarin] 437 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,726 [In English] So, you know about this? 438 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,440 [Speaking mandarin] 439 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:29,319 [In English] It was you. Like, you was in the elevator. 440 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,823 [Speaking mandarin] 441 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,306 [In English] I was in the elevator. 442 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,534 Come back next week. 443 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,162 [Speaking cantonese] 444 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,837 [Dramatic music playing] 445 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,755 [Gasps] 446 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,638 [Whispers, in English] I'm not ready to fight. 447 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,385 I'm not ready to fight. 448 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,803 Maybe we don't have a choice. 449 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,971 [Evelyn] What? 450 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,598 [Gong gong speaking cantonese] 451 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:16,200 [In English] Switch shoes to... what! [Grunts] 452 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,243 [Yelling] Ow! Oh! 453 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,620 [Deirdre] Someone call security! 454 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,246 What are you doing? 455 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,748 You told me to do it! 456 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:23,957 [Speaking mandarin] 457 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,586 You said I would know when it is the time to fight! She was coming after us. 458 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,671 [Groaning] 459 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,925 [Deirdre] Oh, you have no idea, lady. Oh! 460 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:36,178 Assaulting an IRS agent. 461 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,473 You have no idea! [Continues groaning] 462 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,308 [Speaking mandarin] 463 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,523 [In English] "Dissolution of marriage"? 464 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,941 [Speaking mandarin] 465 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,664 [In English] Yes, I'm on the tenth floor. 466 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,489 No, it wasn't... 467 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,865 [Speaking mandarin] 468 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,667 [In English] Your brother gets a divorce, 469 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,336 now you think divorce is okay? 470 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,088 I don't think it's okay! 471 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,509 We made a sacred promise. 472 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:18,011 [Speaking mandarin] 473 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,682 [Groans in frustration] 474 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,934 [In English] I told you to stay low and out of sight. 475 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,188 Oh, now you're here? 476 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,191 Stop confusing me, coming and going. 477 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,294 - Stop it. Stop it. Stop... - Relax. I'll get you out of this. 478 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,571 - [Bell dings] - Stop coming here. 479 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,574 Okay, folks. Everyone remain calm. 480 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,992 [Deirdre] Oh, thank... thank god. 481 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,703 It's that one right there. The Chinese lady! 482 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,205 - No! It's all his fault! - Right there, she assaulted me. 483 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,101 Okay, I need you two to get on the ground with your hands behind your heads. 484 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,585 Okay, okay, okay. 485 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,211 [Speaking cantonese] 486 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,886 [In English] Sir, please comply. 487 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,971 [Suspenseful music playing] 488 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,700 [Bag zips] 489 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,036 Okay, whatever you're thinking about doing, don't do it. 490 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:37,883 Sir... 491 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,267 [Beeps] 492 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,061 [Headset powering up] 493 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:52,147 [Dramatic music playing] 494 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,655 [Softly] It's okay. 495 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,325 Okay, sir. That's enough. 496 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,007 - [Guard 1 yelling] - [Crowd clamoring] 497 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,765 [Alpha waymond grunting] 498 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:35,231 [Guard grunting] 499 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,532 Holy shit. 500 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,873 [Alpha waymond grunting] 501 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:57,712 [Guard 1 grunts] 502 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:02,842 [Groans] 503 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,326 [Speaking mandarin] 504 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,121 [In English] Hey. 505 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,293 [Grunting angrily] 506 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,378 [Yells] 507 00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:39,796 [Guard grunting in slow-motion] 508 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,675 Oh, no, Craig! Fuck. 509 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:53,934 Argh! 510 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,694 [Alarm blaring] 511 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:07,824 On your feet! 512 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:10,452 Who... what is happening? 513 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,746 [Speaking mandarin] 514 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,557 [In English] I'm not the waymond who wants to divorce you. 515 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,059 I'm the waymond who is saving your life. 516 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,002 Now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential, 517 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,730 or lie here and live with the consequences. 518 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,047 I want to lie here. 519 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,174 [Sighs] 520 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,927 [Yelling] Hey, hey, hey, no, no! Put me down! No, no! 521 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,261 [Whimpering] 522 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,648 [Woman crying] 523 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:46,530 Citizens of the 4,655th thetaverse, 524 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,782 you are about to be graced 525 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:52,577 by the presence of our sovereign leader, 526 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,162 jobu tupaki. 527 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:59,418 Now let me assure you of one thing. 528 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,503 Just like the rest of your miserable lives, 529 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:06,299 this is nothing more than a statistical inevitability. 530 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,388 [Jobu] Duck. 531 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:12,597 - Duck. - {Gasps} 532 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:19,938 [bagel Deirdre] Jobu tupaki has seen all and knows all. 533 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,941 She knows what makes you tick. 534 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:27,028 On what fragile branches your self-worth rests. 535 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:29,948 - [Jobu] This one. - {Gasps} 536 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,242 [gasps] 537 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,286 [Evelyns screaming] 538 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,544 [Jobu tutting] 539 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:43,627 Hang on. 540 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,089 Don't die yet, all right, buddy? 541 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,635 [Sighs] Ugh. 542 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,179 [Sighs] 543 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,805 [Radio static buzzing] 544 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,932 [Shushes] 545 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,645 - [Shushes] - [Woman whimpers] 546 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,148 It's not her. 547 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:06,210 [Reporter] ...Police are looking for all information. This is a developing story. 548 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:07,879 - What we do know... - [Jobu] They might be close. 549 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,113 We do have unconfirmed photos of the suspects. 550 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,198 [Static clicking] 551 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,867 An unidentified man went berserk at the regional office 552 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,620 for the internal revenue service in simi valley this morning. 553 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,222 Police aren't releasing any information... 554 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,558 - Is that where your parents are? - This is a developing story. 555 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,393 - But we do have unconfirmed... - [Becky] Are you okay? 556 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,457 Photos of the suspects. 557 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:24,961 - If you recognize them... - Hey! 558 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,046 Are you okay? 559 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,215 Help identify them. 560 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,762 If you recognize these two, 561 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,014 police are seeking help identifying the assailants. 562 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:37,682 [Inaudible] 563 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,358 My husband won't even kill a spider. 564 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,443 How can you be the same person? 565 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,445 You underestimate how the smallest decisions 566 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,073 can compound into significant differences over a lifetime. 567 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:56,952 Every tiny decision creates another branching universe, another... 568 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,620 Were you not paying attention before? 569 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,872 Of course. You're just very bad at explaining... 570 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,165 Shh! 571 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,004 Don't push me. 572 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,300 [Gasps, whispers] Oh, my god! We have to go back. 573 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,510 We forgot my father! 574 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,179 Don't worry, we're monitoring him. He's safe. 575 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,573 - I don't know, are you sure? - Yes. 576 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,933 [Man] There is a route out there. 577 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,643 Hey, look, come on! 578 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,937 Look, this is your universe, 579 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,982 one bubble floating in the cosmic foam of existence. 580 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,776 Every surrounding bubble has slight variations. 581 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:32,153 But the further away you get from your universe, 582 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,823 the bigger the differences. This is where I am from... 583 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,075 The alphaverse. 584 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:40,662 The first universe to make contact with the others. 585 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,914 You can call me Alpha waymond. 586 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:50,714 In this world, you were a brilliant woman. 587 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,842 In your search to prove the existence of other universes, 588 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:57,012 you discovered a way to temporarily link your consciousness 589 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,763 to another version of yourself, 590 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:03,184 accessing all of their memories, their skills, even their emotions. 591 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:07,397 - Like... you with the Fanny pack? - Exactly. 592 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,775 - It's called 'verse jumping. - "'Verse jumping". 593 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:13,403 I need you to learn how to do it right now. 594 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,779 Right now? 595 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,325 It may be our only chance of getting out of here alive. 596 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,748 [Headset powering up] 597 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,708 - [Beeps] - [Inhales sharply] 598 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:27,792 [Exhales] 599 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,046 Two guards coming this way. 600 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,131 On my signal, try to blend in. 601 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,758 [Muttering indistinctly] 602 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:38,595 Why don't you get your Evelyn to do this? 603 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,639 My Evelyn is dead. 604 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,265 Go! Oh, my god! 605 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:43,409 Oh, my god, what is going on? 606 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,060 Help us! Help us! 607 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,561 [Speaking mandarin] 608 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:51,983 [Breathing heavily] 609 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,071 [In English] How did I die? 610 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,157 I've seen you die a thousand ways in a thousand worlds. 611 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,453 In every single one, you were murdered. 612 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:06,331 What? Why would anybody want to kill me? 613 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,708 She's an omniversal being with unimaginable power. 614 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,170 An agent of pure chaos, with no real motives or desires. 615 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,924 - Jobu tupaki. - You're just making up sounds. 616 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,367 - Shh! - [Indistinct radio chatter] 617 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,055 We need another exit. 618 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,185 So, let her destroy the other bubbles. You said there are so many of them. 619 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,939 [Scoffs] Maybe it's okay if we lose some, but just leave me out of it. 620 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,652 - [Evelyn sighs] - It's not so simple. 621 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,407 She's been building something. 622 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,285 We thought it was some sort of black hole, 623 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:48,164 but it appears to consume more than just light and matter. 624 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,250 We don't know exactly what it is. 625 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,460 We don't know what it's for. 626 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,963 But we can all... feel it. 627 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,633 You've been feeling it, too, haven't you? 628 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,427 Something is off. 629 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:03,638 Your clothes never wear as well the next day. 630 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,849 Your hair never falls in quite the same way. 631 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:09,060 Even your coffee tastes... 632 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,270 Wrong. 633 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,733 Our institutions are crumbling, 634 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:17,652 nobody trusts their neighbor anymore, 635 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,630 and you stay up at night wondering to yourself... 636 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,573 How can we get back? 637 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,412 This is the alphaverse's mission... 638 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,789 To take us back to how it's supposed to be. 639 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,709 But that begins with finding the one 640 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:36,004 who can stand up to jobu's perverse shroud of chaos. 641 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:39,841 And you think it's me? 642 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,094 Why else would we risk everything to get you out of here? 643 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,440 Oh, there you are. 644 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,067 Oh, miss Deirdre! 645 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,236 I'm sorry I punched you, but... 646 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:04,616 Look, I think I finally understand why... 647 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,326 - [Evelyn gasps] - [Headset powering up] 648 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,620 What is she doing? 649 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,205 'Verse jumping. Run! 650 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:14,834 [Wheezes] 651 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,294 [Screaming] 652 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:20,965 - Come on. - Oh! 653 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,175 [Bagel Deirdre screaming] 654 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,344 - Go! Go! Go! - [Evelyn shrieks] 655 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,179 Oh, god. 656 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,974 She jumped somewhere. Brute force. 657 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,184 A sumo wrestler? 658 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,644 - Bodybuilder? - Doesn't matter. 659 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,187 Counter with someone agile. 660 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,856 On your perimeter, we've got a breakdancer, mime. 661 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,358 - A gymnast. - Give me gymnast! Go! 662 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:39,692 Calculating route. 663 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,027 [Computer beeping] 664 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:45,652 [Male Alpha officer] Okay, paper cuts. Four of them, one between each finger. 665 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,327 [Grunting softly] 666 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,914 Paper cuts only happen when you aren't trying. It's impossible. 667 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,499 Probability, one in eight thousand. 668 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,043 It's the strongest jumping pad we have. 669 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,089 - [Whispering] What are you doing? - Come on. 670 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:03,215 [Exclaims softly] 671 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,138 There we go, one. 672 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,184 - There's two. - Ooh. 673 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,022 Three. All right. Come on, come on, come on. 674 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,274 Stick with me. 675 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,859 Come on. 676 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,154 [Exclaims] 677 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,993 [Blows] 678 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,202 -Mnmfl -[Headsetbeeps] 679 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:32,606 Four! There it is. Come on, jump. 680 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,584 [Both grunting] 681 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:44,465 [Female Alpha officer] Is that pro wrestling? 682 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,676 She's going for a backbreaker! 683 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,761 [Bagel Deirdre grunting] 684 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,440 [Yelling in pain] 685 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:06,612 [Grunts] 686 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,434 - She's gotta run. - [Alpha waymond] No. 687 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,543 She can jump. Somewhere she can fight. 688 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,296 She's not ready. A jump like that would fry most people. 689 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:26,674 She's not most people. 690 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,303 [Groans in pain] 691 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:31,971 Damn, what a weak body. 692 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,181 [Panting] 693 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,726 [Cell phone buzzing] 694 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:37,852 [Shushing] 695 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:42,649 Hello? 696 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:45,026 [Alpha waymond] Evelyn! Can you hear me? 697 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,545 You're going to have to 'verse jump. 698 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:47,904 'Verse jump? 699 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,252 Concentrate on a universe in which you studied martial arts. 700 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:14,347 [Male Alpha officer] Okay, I'm locking in. 701 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:18,059 [Automated voice] Calculations complete. "Profess your love." 702 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,455 [Alpha waymond] You're gonna have to profess your love to Deirdre. 703 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,315 - [Scoffs] No way. - It's your jumping pad. 704 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,484 It's like eating the chapstick or switching shoes. 705 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:30,697 We developed an algorithm that calculates which statistically improbable action 706 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,616 will place you in a universe on the edge of your local cluster, 707 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,703 which then sling shots you to the desired universe. 708 00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,037 [Mutters in mandarin] 709 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,706 [In English] It doesn't make any sense! 710 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,416 - Exactly. - {Gasps} 711 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,543 the less sense it makes, the better. 712 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,963 The stochastic path algorithm is fueled by random actions. 713 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:49,215 Tell her you love her. And mean it! 714 00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:51,551 Are there any otherjumping pads? 715 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,305 The next best paths are break your own arm or take a nap. 716 00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:58,057 You're not sleepy, are you? 717 00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,183 [Evelyn shrieks] 718 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,813 I love you. 719 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,857 [Automated voice] Jumping pad failure. 720 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,191 Evelyn, wait! No! 721 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,282 [Upbeat music playing indistinctly on speakers] 722 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,262 [Female Alpha officer] She's in a local divergent universe. 723 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,286 No, no, no. 724 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:21,606 [Alpha waymond] She's gone home... 725 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,459 To finish the taxes. 726 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,085 [Grunting] 727 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:29,422 - [Bones cracking] - Ah! 728 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:31,799 [Groans] 729 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,010 [Waymond speaking mandarin] 730 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,733 [In English] This doesn't make any sense. 731 00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:53,196 [Speaking mandarin] 732 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,240 [In English] ...You always get pulled away. 733 00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:57,408 - [Yelling] - [Grunting] 734 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:01,621 [Groans and coughs] 735 00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:06,000 Waymond! [Gasping] Waymond! 736 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,922 [Alpha waymond] I'm sorry, Evelyn. 737 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,507 - Huh? - I need to go. 738 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,966 [Evelyn] What? 739 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:16,052 I need to find the right Evelyn. 740 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,680 It's not the one. 741 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,974 No! No. Wait, let me try again! 742 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,686 Alpha waymond. 743 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,563 Evelyn? 744 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:28,731 [Speaks mandarin] 745 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,820 [Evelyn speaking] 746 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:35,547 [Waymond, in English] Ah! What's happened to my hand? 747 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,365 [Evelyn grunts] 748 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,741 [Speaking mandarin] 749 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,952 [Waymond and Evelyn exclaiming] 750 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:43,037 [Evelyn, in English] Go, go, go, go! 751 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:45,706 [Panting] 752 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:47,041 [Waymond] Evelyn, your face. 753 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,628 You just left me. You just left me. 754 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,381 [Speaking mandarin] 755 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,549 [Groaning] 756 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:02,306 [Sniffles] 757 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:15,194 [Sobbing softly] 758 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:19,739 [Sniffles] 759 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,881 - Waymond... - [Grunts loudly] 760 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,340 [Shrieks] 761 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:38,384 [In English] Miss Deirdre? 762 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,261 - I love you! - What? 763 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,846 [Evelyn speaking mandarin] 764 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,347 [In English] I love you! 765 00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:45,433 - [Waymond exclaiming] - [Speaking mandarin] 766 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:49,562 [In English] I love you! 767 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:55,484 [Bagel Deirdre yelling] 768 00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:56,861 [Distorted yelling] 769 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,122 [Whispers] I love you! 770 00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:10,708 [Powering up] 771 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:18,049 [Screaming] 772 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,891 -Mnmfl - [cameras clicking] 773 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,809 [Waymond speaking in mandarin] 774 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,027 Evelyn! 775 00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,032 [Sobbing] 776 00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:44,200 [Man speaking mandarin] 777 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:46,827 -Mnmfl - [groans] 778 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:47,911 [Body thuds] 779 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:52,416 [Kung fu master speaking] 780 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,500 [Grunts] 781 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:00,132 [Grunts] 782 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:05,179 [Woman yells] 783 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,347 Cut, cut, out, cut. 784 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,059 [Kung fu master speaking] 785 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:16,293 [Kung fu Evelyn, in English] Oh, I'm so happy to be here today. 786 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,276 - [Man] Evelyn! - [Woman] Evelyn! 787 00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:19,443 [Woman 2] Evelyn! 788 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,202 [Slow-paced Clair de lune plays] 789 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:39,505 [Yelling] 790 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,470 [Grunting] 791 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,354 [Evelyn grunts] 792 00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:56,438 [Exclaims] 793 00:46:58,149 --> 00:46:59,692 [Bagel Deirdre yelling] 794 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,284 [Bagel Deirdre grunting and groaning] 795 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:13,789 [Exhales sharply] 796 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,377 [In English] Why did you... how? 797 00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:21,797 [Speaking mandarin] 798 00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:31,849 [In English] It was beautiful. 799 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,186 [Speaking mandarin] 800 00:47:44,612 --> 00:47:45,654 Waymond. 801 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,783 [In English] We better keep moving. 802 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,285 Now you've definitely got jobu's attention. Come on. 803 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,174 Stay calm. 804 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,968 Your brain is under an incredible amount of stress. 805 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,429 No, let me finish talking with my husband. 806 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:13,140 He needs to know how good my life could have been. 807 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,683 [People clamoring] 808 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:17,853 - [Man 1] Evelyn... Evelyn! - [Man 2] Evelyn! 809 00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,275 Are you with me? 810 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:26,237 I thought I was disconnected. 811 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,822 Why was I still there? 812 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,825 Your mind, it's like a Clay pot holding water. 813 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,494 Everyjump opens another crack causing things to leak through. 814 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,414 With training, you will learn to reseal these cracks. 815 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:40,418 Eat. You need energy. 816 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,338 Cream cheese. 817 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:51,429 In my universe, the cattle were killed off. 818 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,181 One of the many things we've lost in our war against job... 819 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,019 Oh, my god. 820 00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,230 What if... 821 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:02,940 What if I want to go back? 822 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:06,610 What if I want to go back to the other universe? 823 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,113 [Yelling] Shut it down! Shut it down, you hear me?! 824 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,240 - Come back! - Okay! Okay! Okay! 825 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,325 I'm back! 826 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:18,581 Listen, you're only using the other worlds to acquire special skills. 827 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:19,915 Do you understand? 828 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:23,752 If you fall for their temptations, you invite contradiction. Chaos. 829 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:26,297 Your Clay pot could shatter, and you could die, 830 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,340 or far worse. 831 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:31,218 What can be worse than death? 832 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,763 We should keep moving until reinforcements come. 833 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:36,640 No, no, no. 834 00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:40,936 Enough of your Clay pots, cream cheese, no cows. 835 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:43,439 Explain it all to me now. 836 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:49,612 You're right. 837 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:52,948 In the alphaverse, 838 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:56,285 we began training many young minds to 'verse jump. 839 00:49:56,368 --> 00:49:59,580 But there was one who was far and above the most gifted... 840 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,665 Our little explorer. 841 00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,792 You saw her potential, 842 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:06,921 so you pushed her beyond her limit. 843 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,591 [Automated voice] Warning: Unstable. 844 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:11,735 [Headset chimes and powers up] 845 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,136 [Alpha waymond] Though the overloaded mind usually dies, 846 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,931 instead, her mind was fractured. 847 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,391 [Automated voice] Warning: Unstable. 848 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,115 - [Distorted screaming] - Mind fracturing. 849 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,108 [Alpha waymond] Now her mind experiences every world, 850 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,568 every possibility 851 00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:31,654 at the same exact time, 852 00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:34,907 commanding the infinite knowledge and power of the multiverse. 853 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,409 Now she's seen too much. 854 00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:40,621 Lost any sense of morality, any belief in objective truth. 855 00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,958 [Evelyn] What does she want? 856 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,253 [Alpha waymond] No one knows. All we know... 857 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,755 Is she's looking for you. 858 00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:57,846 Hey, you said I was the wrong one. 859 00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:01,809 What you did back there, it changed my mind. 860 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,936 You were incredible. 861 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:10,651 [Cameras clicking] 862 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,571 [Indistinct chatter] 863 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,656 [Pensive music playing] 864 00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:30,546 [Soft music playing] 865 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,098 [Whispers] Waymond. 866 00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:53,902 [Speaking mandarin] 867 00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,070 [Both chuckling] 868 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:08,125 [Chuckles, in English] Of course. 869 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,627 [Speaking mandarin] 870 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,307 [Gasps] 871 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,245 [Alpha waymond, in English] Evelyn! Come back! 872 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:29,104 Evelyn! Jump to another combat universe! 873 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,248 - Huh? - Try peeing yourself! 874 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:31,982 - Pee?! - It's always a good jumping pad. 875 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,235 [Exhales sharply] 876 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,863 Come on, wake up! Wake up! 877 00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:39,406 What did you do to me? 878 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,177 - Did you staple something to my forehead? - No! I didn't do anything. 879 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,161 - You did it yourself. - Movement on the elevator. 880 00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:46,139 - Did you call for backup? - I did not do it to myself! 881 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,843 - You call? - [Deirdre] It has blood on it! 882 00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:51,669 We've detained the assailants. No backup was requested. 883 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:53,232 You guys are wasting a trip up. Copy? 884 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,841 [Alpha waymond] Oh, no! She found us. 885 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,469 I said, do you copy? 886 00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:01,970 [Distorted speech] 887 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,430 [Distorted beeping over radio] 888 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,683 Clear them. 889 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,278 [Mellow guitar music playing over speakers] 890 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:23,909 [Pig grunting] 891 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,960 Why do you look so stupid? 892 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,044 Ma'am... 893 00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:38,716 You and your pig can't be here. 894 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:44,680 [Clicks tongue] 895 00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:48,892 Is it that I can't be here, 896 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:55,149 - or that I'm not allowed to be here? - [Evelyn] Hey! 897 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,400 [Speaking mandarin] 898 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,694 [In English] Okay... [sighs] 899 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,238 - Hands where I can see them. - See, I can... 900 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,740 Physically be here. 901 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:08,620 But what you meant to say is you're not allowing me to be here. 902 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:10,998 [Laughs] 903 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,833 Hands behind your back, come on. 904 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,461 [Speaking mandarin] 905 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,897 [Speaks English in baby voice] You're gonna make me walk through you? 906 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:18,797 [Snickers] 907 00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:20,799 Yeah, cute. I can't let you do that either. 908 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:23,343 [In normal voice] Yeah, again with the "can't"! 909 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:28,682 See, I don't think you understand the meaning of that word. 910 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,064 [Retching] 911 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:40,194 [Screams] 912 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,779 See, I can walk through you. 913 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:43,214 - Officer down. - No, no! Don't shoot. 914 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:44,507 - Hands on your head. - Don't shoot! 915 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:45,616 Like this? 916 00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,162 [Gurgling] 917 00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,375 [Electricity crackling] 918 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:56,710 [Samba music playing] 919 00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,046 [Officer exclaims] 920 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,509 [Distorted yelling] 921 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,260 - [Exclaims] - [Officer groaning] 922 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:06,345 Waymond. Wake up! 923 00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:07,429 - Wake up! - Daddy! 924 00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:08,889 [Officer exclaims] 925 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,266 [Announcer] Oh, no! 926 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:13,143 - [Neck snapping] - [Groaning] 927 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:14,520 [Gasps] 928 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:15,603 [Grunts] 929 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,273 [Whispers] Oh, shit. 930 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:19,733 [Gun clicks] 931 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:25,823 - [Groaning loudly] No! - Oh, no! 932 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:28,659 [Gasping] Don't worry, Evelyn... 933 00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:31,954 It's... mm... 934 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:33,330 - [Radio static] - Organic. 935 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,585 - [Laughing] - [Grunting] 936 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,381 [Soft piano music playing] 937 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:43,757 [Grunting] 938 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,055 Oh, my god. 939 00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:51,348 [Blood splatters] 940 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:02,276 You're juju toobootie. 941 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,320 [Chuckling] 942 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,364 The "great evil" waymond was talking about 943 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:10,242 is... in my joy? 944 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,206 [Alpha waymond] Don't engage. 945 00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,916 She can't be reasoned with. 946 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,469 It's you. 947 00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:33,682 You're the reason my daughter doesn't call anymore. 948 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:37,311 Why she dropped out of college, and gets tattoos. 949 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,192 Are why she thinks she is gay. 950 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,946 Ah! I'm so sorry. 951 00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:52,951 You're still hung up on the fact that I like girls in this world? 952 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,080 - The universe... - [Circuit breakers pop] 953 00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:02,127 Is so much bigger than you realize. 954 00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:06,632 - Huh? - [Warbling] 955 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:07,966 - Okay! - [Loud music playing] 956 00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:09,927 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 957 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,094 Stop! 958 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:17,643 - {gasps} - Don't make me fight you. 959 00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,519 I am really good. 960 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,563 I don't believe you. 961 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:22,647 Okay. 962 00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,693 [Cameras clicking] 963 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,663 Nice. 964 00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:39,247 You peed yourself. 965 00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,251 No, Evelyn, you're not locked in! 966 00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:44,335 [Beeps] 967 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,677 - [Jobu chuckles] - [Sighs] 968 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,345 [Panting] 969 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:56,246 [Alpha waymond] Where did she jump? 970 00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:58,350 She's off the damn map. 971 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:05,107 - J' flap your hands... j“ - j' my hands... i“ 972 00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:07,401 [female Alpha officer] She appears to be in a universe 973 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:11,655 where everyone has hot dogs instead of fingers. 974 00:58:11,738 --> 00:58:15,742 I mean, it just doesn't matter how many times I see it, I'm so moved. 975 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:16,826 [Sniffles] 976 00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:17,869 [Both yelling] 977 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:19,746 Stop it! 978 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:23,458 An evolutionary branch in the anatomy of the human race? 979 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:26,294 [Ape gibbering] 980 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:29,006 [Apes whooping excitedly] 981 00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:39,391 [Male Alpha officer] A jump like that would've fried most people. 982 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:43,228 Like I said, she's not most people. 983 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:45,355 Don't... why are you treating me like this? 984 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:46,982 One minute, you're so warm, 985 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:49,401 then one minute, you're cold and awful. 986 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:50,944 [Babbling] 987 00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,782 - This is crazy! - You're starting to get it. 988 00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:58,827 Where're you gonna go? 989 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:07,294 Ugh! 990 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:09,257 [Jobu] You know, of all the evelyns I've seen... 991 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,383 You're definitely one of the more interesting ones. 992 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,929 - [Babbling continues over headset] - [Whispering] What do you want from me? 993 00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:25,520 Here. 994 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,653 Let me help you open up your mind, huh? 995 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,665 - [Evelyn gasps softly] - Open up. 996 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,002 It's okay. 997 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,131 It's okay. 998 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:55,592 Take a peek. 999 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,678 [Sweeping music playing] 1000 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:13,401 - [Rumbling] - [Female Alpha officer] Oh, shit. 1001 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,195 What is that? 1002 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:16,822 [Jobu] I got bored one day, 1003 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:20,033 and iput everything on a bagel. 1004 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,579 Everything. 1005 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:28,708 All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, 1006 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,127 every breed of dog, 1007 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,838 every last personal ad on craigslist. 1008 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:35,632 Sesame. 1009 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:37,217 Poppy seed. 1010 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:39,427 Salt. 1011 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,140 And it collapsed in on itself. 1012 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:45,183 [Jobu chuckling] 1013 01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:47,561 'Cause you see, when you really put everything 1014 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,271 on a bagel, 1015 01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:51,815 it becomes this. 1016 01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:53,567 Come on. Run, Evelyn. 1017 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:56,069 [Jobu] The truth. 1018 01:00:57,571 --> 01:01:00,657 [Evelyn] What is the truth? 1019 01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:04,035 Nothing 1020 01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:07,205 matters. 1021 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:12,002 No, joy. 1022 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:14,087 You don't believe that. 1023 01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:17,382 Feels nice, doesn't it? 1024 01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:22,304 If nothing matters, 1025 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,389 then all the pain and guilt you feel 1026 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:26,683 for making nothing of your life... 1027 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:30,103 It goes away. 1028 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:36,401 J' sucked j' 1029 01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:45,827 J' a bagel j' 1030 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:48,455 [jarring music playing] 1031 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:50,248 [Distorted] No! 1032 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:54,628 [Brakes squealing] 1033 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:00,592 [Creaks] 1034 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:01,509 Ah ba? 1035 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:03,428 [Scoffs] I'm not your father. 1036 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,639 At least not the one you know. 1037 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,682 I am Alpha gong gong. 1038 01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,643 - [Scoffs] - Not you, too. 1039 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:12,479 [Sniffs, gasps] 1040 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,689 Sir, what are you doing here? 1041 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:17,108 We need to go. Just follow me. 1042 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,082 [Door opens] 1043 01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:34,477 [Alpha waymond] Sir, I have this under control. 1044 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:37,045 [Alpha gong gong] Again, you deliberately disobey me, 1045 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,715 and cause another mind to be compromised. 1046 01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:42,050 [Wheelchair whirring] 1047 01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:48,056 And now, you know what we must do. 1048 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:50,517 No. Please. 1049 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,352 She's unlike anything we've seen. 1050 01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:55,063 She could finally stop jobu tupaki. 1051 01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:58,066 You mean the monster that is inside my daughter? 1052 01:02:58,149 --> 01:03:00,360 Well, why didn't you tell me about it earlier? 1053 01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:03,029 What else are you Alpha people not telling me? 1054 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:05,198 Did you see her dance that man to death? 1055 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:09,536 There is no way I am the Evelyn you are looking for. 1056 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:11,997 No, I see it so clearly. 1057 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,627 I'm no good at anything. 1058 01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:19,587 Exactly. 1059 01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,923 I've seen thousands of evelyns, 1060 01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,551 but never a Evelyn like you. 1061 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,429 You have so many goals you never finished, 1062 01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:30,015 dreams you never followed. 1063 01:03:30,098 --> 01:03:32,434 You're living your worst you. 1064 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:37,772 I can't be the worst. What about the hot dog one? 1065 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:40,191 No. Can't you see? 1066 01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:41,484 Every failure here 1067 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:44,988 branched off into a success for another Evelyn in another life. 1068 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:50,076 Most people only have a few significant alternate life paths so close to them. 1069 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,829 But you, here, 1070 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:56,041 you're capable of anything 1071 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:58,543 because you're so bad at everything. 1072 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:03,548 [Alpha gong gong laughing] 1073 01:04:03,631 --> 01:04:04,758 What good is all that power 1074 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:09,137 when her mind is already succumbing to that chaos, huh? 1075 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:12,015 - [Knocking on door] - [Joy] Hello? 1076 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,600 Hello? Mom, dad? What's going on? 1077 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,311 No. Do not answer. 1078 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:18,772 - It's one of her tricks. - [Banging on door] 1079 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,733 Sir, our readings indicate it's not jobu tupaki. 1080 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:25,182 - But if she is not here... - [Continues banging on door] 1081 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,032 Oh, shit! 1082 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,283 [Brakes screeching] 1083 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:35,705 [Alpha gong gong] Do not engage! Run! Run! 1084 01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:38,458 Watch these two here while I deal with job... 1085 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:41,795 I'm not risking the safety of the alphaverse for this. 1086 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:45,465 - [Earpiece chimes] - [Snoring] 1087 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,468 Get us as far away from joy as you can. 1088 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:49,928 - Why? - I'll be back. I promise. 1089 01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:51,331 No, no, no, wait. Why don't you... 1090 01:04:52,263 --> 01:04:53,303 - Huh? - [Knocking on door] 1091 01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:55,058 - [Joy] Hello? - Joy? 1092 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,494 - No, no... that's not... - Joy is here. 1093 01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:57,745 - No, no, no, that's not joy. - Hello? 1094 01:04:57,769 --> 01:05:01,272 - Joy? Joy, I'm coming. - Let me in. 1095 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,109 Okay, be patient. This is heavy. 1096 01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:08,196 - Joy, why are you here? - I have no fucking clue! 1097 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,615 - Hey, gentle language! - Just what is going on? 1098 01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,159 I'm sure there is a very good explanation for all of this... 1099 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,283 [Joy and Evelyn shrieking] 1100 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:15,407 [Waymond speaking mandarin] 1101 01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:16,764 [Joy, in English] What the fuck, mom? 1102 01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:17,831 [Evelyn speaking mandarin] 1103 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:19,624 [In English] What the fuck are you doing? 1104 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:23,336 [Speaking mandarin] 1105 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:24,420 [Joy scoffs] 1106 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:30,152 [In English] But she's too powerful. 1107 01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:31,761 [Speaks mandarin] 1108 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:34,165 - [In English] Are we all having a stroke? - [Evelyn sighs] 1109 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,434 [Speaking mandarin] 1110 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,175 [In English] You are like puppets. 1111 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:46,401 You know? Puppets? 1112 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:49,446 You can do things you normally cannot do. 1113 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:51,072 It's like that movie. 1114 01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:53,450 Um, you-you... that movie... 1115 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:54,844 Okay, what are you talking about? 1116 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,536 - [Waymond] A movie? - Raccaccoonie! 1117 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,662 - What? - Huh? 1118 01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,831 Raccaccoonie. You know, the one with the chef... 1119 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:02,542 [Makes chopping sound] And he makes bad food. Ptoey. 1120 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,752 And then this raccoon sit on his head, 1121 01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:08,798 ooh, control him, and then he cooks good food! 1122 01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:10,925 [Snickering] Do you mean ratatouille? 1123 01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:12,510 Ratatouille! I like that movie. 1124 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:14,804 No. No, no, no, no, no. Raccaccoonie! 1125 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:15,972 With the raccoon. 1126 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:17,682 - Okay... [laughs] - Raccoon? 1127 01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:19,517 [Sighs] Everybody stop making up sounds. 1128 01:06:19,601 --> 01:06:22,645 So, there's a raccoon joy, and there's a raccoon me? 1129 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,373 - [Laughing hysterically] - And they are controlling us? 1130 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:26,232 Yeah, from the other universes. 1131 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:28,026 [Both laughing] 1132 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,236 - Oh. Okay. - That's very funny, Evelyn. 1133 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:34,199 Okay, it sounds a little bit ridiculous, but it's true. 1134 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,427 - I swear to god, you... you are macho man. - [Snoring] 1135 01:06:36,451 --> 01:06:37,970 - [Waymond] I like that! - [Joy] Oh, yeah. 1136 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,412 [Gong gong speaking cantonese] 1137 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,766 [Waymond, in English] Hey, honey, don't worry, daddy will get you out of this. 1138 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:44,042 - [Joy] Okay. - Ah ba. 1139 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:47,795 Quickly, while she is distracted. 1140 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:50,340 - No. - It's only protocol. 1141 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:53,259 It gives her one less universe to access. 1142 01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:54,695 - [Joy] God... - [Cell phone ringing] 1143 01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,429 - Can you... - Oh, it's Becky. 1144 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,097 Hi, Becky. Hold on. 1145 01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:00,141 How do you expect to defeat her in every universe 1146 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:01,768 if you can't even kill her in one? 1147 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:05,188 - [Joy] Hey, babe. - She's your granddaughter. 1148 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:08,858 - [Joy] I'm wearing a golf outfit. - How do you think I feel? 1149 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:13,947 But this is a sacrifice that is necessary to win the war. 1150 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,491 - Okay, there we go. - [Becky] You might try using that. 1151 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:18,576 [Unsettling music playing] 1152 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:22,372 You must do it. 1153 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,544 [Becky] Thank god. I'm sorry, I should just go. 1154 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,546 - Glad I spoke to you. - Go. 1155 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,714 Yeah, my mom taped me to a chair, 1156 01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:34,300 - uh, because of raccoons. - [Waymond grunts] 1157 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,111 - [Waymond] Okay, be patient. - Yeah, it's a long story. 1158 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,887 - Daddy is trying to... - It's been a day. 1159 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:41,140 Well, at some point, I came out in a hall... 1160 01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,142 [Joy speaking indistinctly] 1161 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:46,729 Mom? 1162 01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:49,023 [Suspenseful music playing] 1163 01:07:58,116 --> 01:07:59,117 What are you... 1164 01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,496 What are you doing? 1165 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,127 Hey! I almost had it. 1166 01:08:09,210 --> 01:08:10,712 - Oh, come on! - [Gun cocking] 1167 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:12,064 You are already under her spell. 1168 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:14,424 Holy shit! Holy shit, he has a gun! 1169 01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:16,986 Everyone, stay calm! I think it's time for a family discussion! 1170 01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:19,512 It's okay. It's okay, it's okay. 1171 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,472 [Breathing shakily] 1172 01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:24,559 I won't let you kill her. 1173 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,855 Don't you see what is happening to your mind? 1174 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:31,941 In my universe, 1175 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:36,112 you pushed your own daughter too hard until you broke her. 1176 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,781 [Laughs dryly] You... 1177 01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:42,076 You created jobu tupaki. 1178 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,721 [Gasps] When did he get so good at English? 1179 01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:45,038 [Speaking mandarin] 1180 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,998 [In English] Now I must stop you. 1181 01:08:47,081 --> 01:08:49,125 Otherwise, it's only a matter of time 1182 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:53,212 before you become just like her. 1183 01:08:58,301 --> 01:08:59,469 Her... 1184 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:01,721 [Suspenseful music building] 1185 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:03,806 [Music stops] 1186 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,016 [Stomps] 1187 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:09,020 What the fuck are you doing? 1188 01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:11,689 Evelyn, I don't think now is a good time to dance! 1189 01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:13,733 [Earpiece chimes, whirrs] 1190 01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:16,486 [In waymond's voice] Baba, 1191 01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:18,154 I know you don't agree with me, 1192 01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:19,906 but this is something I have to do. 1193 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,532 - What the... - That sounds weird. 1194 01:09:21,616 --> 01:09:23,409 No, no, no... [Hesitates, groans] 1195 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:24,613 [Evelyn, normal voice] Okay. 1196 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,537 Wait! You don't know where you'll jump. 1197 01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:29,707 - [Winces, screams] - [Joy and waymond exclaim] 1198 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,167 - Enough! - [Earpiece chimes] 1199 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,379 [Automated voice] Warning. Unstable. 1200 01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:35,963 [Frequency warbling] 1201 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:37,256 [Imitates birdcall] 1202 01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:46,766 [In English] Please. 1203 01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:50,561 I cannot lose another loved one to the darkness. 1204 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:54,190 [Normal voice] Don't worry, you won't. 1205 01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:57,419 - {gags} - [Earpiece chimes, whirrs] 1206 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:59,213 - [Both exclaim in disgust] - [Earpiece beeps] 1207 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,071 [Whirring] 1208 01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:01,489 [Rapid beeping] 1209 01:10:03,491 --> 01:10:04,534 [Door opens] 1210 01:10:04,617 --> 01:10:07,412 [Rock music playing on stereo] 1211 01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:09,163 Hey, uh, 1212 01:10:09,247 --> 01:10:10,957 clean up in there, all right? [Grunts] 1213 01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:16,379 Where did she jump? 1214 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:17,463 Sorry, ah ba. 1215 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:18,589 [Beeping] 1216 01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:21,509 [Joy] Whoa! 1217 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:22,820 [Evelyn] Okay, come on, come on! 1218 01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:24,780 - Come on, that way! - [Alpha gong gong] Oh, my god. 1219 01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:26,844 - [Waymond] Oh, my god! - [Evelyn] Come on, come on! 1220 01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:30,768 [Automated voice] Warning, mind fracturing. 1221 01:10:30,852 --> 01:10:34,313 Send everyjumper with a counterpart in the area. 1222 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:36,649 - Now! - [Alarm blaring] 1223 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:40,611 Once again, the alphaverse finds itself 1224 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:44,782 as the last line of defense against total chaos. 1225 01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:49,036 Be brave. This Evelyn is as stubborn as the others. 1226 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,289 She has given us no choice. 1227 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:55,501 We must kill her before she becomes another jobu tupaki. 1228 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,714 - Joy. - [Nervously] What? 1229 01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:01,340 Joy ".Joy". 1230 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:07,138 I know you have these feelings. 1231 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:10,391 Feelings that make you so sad. 1232 01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:15,480 That makes you just... Just want to give up. 1233 01:11:17,398 --> 01:11:18,858 It's not your fault. 1234 01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,360 Not your fault. 1235 01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:23,863 I know. [Breathing shakily] 1236 01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:27,617 It'...s it's her. 1237 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:30,286 Juju Chewbacca. 1238 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:32,288 [Joy scoffs and groans] 1239 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:36,042 She has your soul 1240 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,585 in the palm of her hand. 1241 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:38,920 What are you talking about? 1242 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:43,007 The only way I can defeat her to save you... 1243 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:46,385 Is to become like her. 1244 01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:50,765 [Speaking mandarin] 1245 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:54,310 [Alpha gong gong, in English] Evelyn, your daughter is beyond saving. 1246 01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:56,229 And soon, you will be too. 1247 01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:02,568 Your time is up. 1248 01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:04,654 Find yourjumping pads. 1249 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:11,494 - [Woman 1 shrieks] - [Singing] J“ ave Maria j' 1250 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:12,829 [man muttering indistinctly] 1251 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:16,541 [Woman 2] J' ave Maria... j“ 1252 01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:20,336 [speaking mandarin] 1253 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:21,712 [Distorted talking] 1254 01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:26,968 [Joy, echoing] Mom. 1255 01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:29,411 [Waymond, in English] I think you're pushing things too far. 1256 01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:33,099 Or not far enough. 1257 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,660 - [Gas hissing] - [Waymond and joy gasping] 1258 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,561 [Waymond] Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 1259 01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:40,898 [Waymond] Evelyn... 1260 01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:42,859 Ew. Oh, my god. 1261 01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:45,820 - [Earpieces beeping] - [Jumpers grunting] 1262 01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:47,738 - [Sneezes] - [Joy] Ugh. What are you doing? 1263 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:48,865 [Earpiece whirrs, beeps] 1264 01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:51,325 [Gong gong speaking cantonese] 1265 01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:52,761 - [Young Evelyn screams] - [Gong gong shouts] 1266 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,912 [Both humming tune] 1267 01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:59,542 [Crowd applauding] 1268 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,627 [Traditional music playing] 1269 01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,171 [Inhales deeply] 1270 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:15,558 [Singing in mandarin] 1271 01:13:44,378 --> 01:13:47,381 [Singing continues] 1272 01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:51,719 [Joy] Mom! [Coughs] 1273 01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:53,679 - [Evelyn groans] - [Voice cracks] 1274 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:55,163 - [Audience gasps] - [Clears throat] 1275 01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:58,351 -Mnmfl - [static over earpiece] 1276 01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:01,562 [Male jumper yelling] 1277 01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:05,024 [Male jumper grunting] 1278 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,443 [Female jumper yelling] 1279 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:12,031 [Gagging] 1280 01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:13,449 [Gulps, coughs] 1281 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:16,160 - [Earpiece chimes, whirrs] - [Jumpers grunt and yell] 1282 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:19,956 [Yelling] 1283 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,457 [Earpiece beeps] 1284 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:24,460 [Vehicles passing by] 1285 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:25,878 [Singer Evelyn continues singing] 1286 01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:27,380 [Evelyn yells] 1287 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:29,298 [Distorted traditional music playing] 1288 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,218 [Jumpers yelling] 1289 01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:00,787 [Joy gasps} 1290 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:03,332 [Evelyn yelling] 1291 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:10,631 [Joy exclaims] 1292 01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,091 - [Jumpers groaning] - Holy... 1293 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,426 - [Evelyn exhales] - Shit. 1294 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,136 Is he dead? 1295 01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:17,805 - [Thud] - [Groans weakly] 1296 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:19,515 See? Not dead. Go! 1297 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:21,798 - That's definitely not... - Hurry up, please. Go quick! 1298 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:24,854 [Panting] Come on, guys. 1299 01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:28,399 - Dad, go! - [Waymond whimpers] 1300 01:15:28,482 --> 01:15:29,608 [Dog growls and whines] 1301 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:31,652 [Dog yelps} 1302 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:36,073 - [groans, coughs] - [Joy] Oh, my god. 1303 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,368 [Dog growling] 1304 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:44,081 Does my baby want to go for a walk? 1305 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:45,583 [Dog snarling] 1306 01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,168 [Barks] 1307 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,046 [H uffs] 1308 01:15:53,591 --> 01:15:54,842 [Dog growling] 1309 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:56,135 [Whimpers] 1310 01:15:56,218 --> 01:15:57,887 - [Woman gasps] - [Dog barking] 1311 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,221 Oh, Johnny! 1312 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:00,389 Oh! 1313 01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:04,185 [Joy] Orange soda? 1314 01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:05,978 - Huh? - What is she doing? 1315 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,748 [Waymond] I think when she does something weird, 1316 01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,565 it helps her fight. It gives her power. 1317 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:12,526 [Earpiece whirring] 1318 01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,652 Sorry, baby. 1319 01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:16,697 [Yelling] 1320 01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:19,784 [Earpiece beeps] 1321 01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:21,094 - [Food sizzling] - [Man laughing] 1322 01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:23,758 - [Woman] Ask her for another one. - [Man] Yeah. Quite incompetent. 1323 01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:31,128 - [Johnny yelps] - [Woman gasps] 1324 01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:32,880 - No! Johnny! - [Johnny yelping] 1325 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:33,963 [Joy gasps} 1326 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,306 [Woman] You... 1327 01:16:42,389 --> 01:16:43,474 Bitch. 1328 01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:46,226 [Body thuds] 1329 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:48,437 [Evelyn] Go! 1330 01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:49,730 [Groans] 1331 01:16:49,814 --> 01:16:51,941 [Exhales deeply] Huh? 1332 01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:53,484 - [Indistinct talking] - [Woman] Oh. 1333 01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,319 Evelyn... 1334 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:57,988 If you don't step up, I'm giving some of your shifts to Chad. 1335 01:16:58,072 --> 01:17:00,407 - [Knives clanking] - [Diners exclaiming] 1336 01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:02,660 [Woman] Yeah! [Laughs] 1337 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,036 [Woman] Oh, good one. 1338 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:06,455 I got a picture. 1339 01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:08,958 [Loud thudding] 1340 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:26,641 [Evelyn whimpering] 1341 01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:28,102 [Both grunting] 1342 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:33,190 [Jumper yells] 1343 01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:34,275 - Oh! 1344 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:39,362 [Exhales sharply] 1345 01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:41,949 [Both grunting] 1346 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:55,546 [Both groaning] 1347 01:17:58,966 --> 01:18:00,259 [Jumper panting] 1348 01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:04,889 [Both grunting] 1349 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:06,533 - Stop... - [Waymond] Huh? What happened? 1350 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:08,285 - [Evelyn] You stop! - I think they lost their... 1351 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:09,602 - [Evelyn] Stop it! - Powers? 1352 01:18:10,978 --> 01:18:14,607 Sir, I'm gonna need anotherjumping pad. 1353 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:16,370 [Alpha officer] Received information. Over. 1354 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:20,904 [Unzips] 1355 01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:25,260 I think she needs to do something weird again. 1356 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:26,452 What's he doing? 1357 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:28,787 -Mnmfl - [Evelyn yells] 1358 01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:31,790 [Both grunting] 1359 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,676 Oh, my god. He's trying to stick it in his butt. 1360 01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:43,928 - No, no, no. - Ah... no. 1361 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,308 - Uh, Evelyn, do jumping Jacks! - That's not weird at all. 1362 01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:52,811 - [Waymond] Um... slap him! - [Joy] No, no, no. 1363 01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,605 Mom, just blow on his nose! 1364 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:55,981 [Evelyn] What? 1365 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:59,318 It'll make him involuntarily scream and do weird noises. 1366 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,695 Trust her, Evelyn. It's really weird. 1367 01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:03,489 - [Man yelling] - [Footsteps running] 1368 01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:11,956 [Dramatic music playing] 1369 01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:16,293 [Loud thud] 1370 01:19:18,003 --> 01:19:19,380 [Earpiece whirrs] 1371 01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:21,632 [Beeps] 1372 01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:23,550 [Both grunting] 1373 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:25,427 - [Takes deep breath, blows] - [Screaming] 1374 01:19:25,511 --> 01:19:27,513 [Earpiece whirrs, beeps] 1375 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:28,889 [Grunting] 1376 01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:36,021 [Suspenseful music playing] 1377 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,736 [Both grunting] 1378 01:19:45,572 --> 01:19:46,573 [Both exclaim] 1379 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:54,415 [Man groaning] 1380 01:19:54,498 --> 01:19:56,166 - Wow, mom is really good. - [Exhales] 1381 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:57,376 - [Man 2 yells] - Mnmfl 1382 01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:01,130 [gasps] Sorry. 1383 01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:08,429 [Tense music playing] 1384 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:14,476 [Both yelling] 1385 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:28,907 [Slams] 1386 01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:35,372 [Screams] 1387 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:39,668 [Ominous music playing] 1388 01:20:47,718 --> 01:20:48,844 [Man groans] 1389 01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:54,475 - [Audience laughing] - {Gags} 1390 01:20:54,558 --> 01:20:56,435 [Evelyn coughing on theater screen] 1391 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:58,228 [Automated voice] Reaching mental capacity. 1392 01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:00,230 [Alarm blaring] 1393 01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:01,565 Reaching mental capacity. 1394 01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:02,649 [Evelyn grunts] 1395 01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:04,818 Holy shit! 1396 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:06,153 [Both groaning] 1397 01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:09,239 - Ow... - I'm sorry, Evelyn. 1398 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:11,408 - Mind fracturing. - We'll die together. 1399 01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:13,619 - [Grenade pin clicks] - [Fly buzzing] 1400 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:19,124 [Earpiece chimes, whirrs and beeps] 1401 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:21,543 [Kung fu master speaking mandarin] 1402 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:28,425 [Pinky straining] 1403 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:30,969 - [Evelyn grunts] - [Gasps] 1404 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:32,072 [Alpha gong gong] Pinky... 1405 01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:33,722 - [Yelling] - [Thuds] 1406 01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,888 - [Male jumper] Get her. - [Female jumper] See her... 1407 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:46,151 [Wind whooshes] 1408 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,952 [Dramatic music playing] 1409 01:21:55,035 --> 01:21:56,245 [Screaming] 1410 01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,246 [Screaming] 1411 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:09,049 [Rumbling] 1412 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:14,471 [Waymond] Evelyn. 1413 01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,181 Evelyn. Evelyn! 1414 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:17,409 - [Evelyn sighs] - Whoa, whoa! 1415 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:21,854 [Groaning, speaks mandarin] 1416 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:24,314 [In English] No need to explain. 1417 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,944 I have been watching you. 1418 01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:30,404 You're back. 1419 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,574 Did you see how good I am? 1420 01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:36,493 I'm gonna do that, 1421 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:39,830 I am going to defeat that jobu tupaki. 1422 01:22:39,913 --> 01:22:40,956 [Alpha waymond] Hey... 1423 01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:42,541 You got her name right. 1424 01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:44,460 [Both chuckle] 1425 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:48,839 Evelyn, what you're doing is crazy. Reckless. 1426 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:52,384 Your stupid plan to somehow save your daughter 1427 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:55,637 has managed to piss off everyone in the multiverse. 1428 01:22:57,723 --> 01:22:59,224 But it just might work. 1429 01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:03,061 [Coughing, gasping] 1430 01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:04,480 What? [Exclaims] 1431 01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:05,939 [Electricity crackling] 1432 01:23:07,357 --> 01:23:09,359 [Somber music playing] 1433 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,745 [Alpha waymond] I only wish I could be there 1434 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,079 to see you finish this. 1435 01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:22,803 What do you mean, you don't see me finish? 1436 01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:25,167 I'm grateful... 1437 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:29,630 That chance was kind enough to let us have these last few moments together. 1438 01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:31,089 [Breathing shakily] 1439 01:23:33,759 --> 01:23:34,760 [Gasping] 1440 01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:47,064 Alpha waymond? 1441 01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,816 [Gasps] Alpha waymond? 1442 01:23:50,817 --> 01:23:52,152 What happened? 1443 01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:54,196 Was I raccoon waymond again? 1444 01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:57,741 [Evelyn sighs] 1445 01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:00,327 Raccoon waymond is dead. 1446 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:03,038 [Speaking mandarin] 1447 01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:04,801 [Waymond, in English] Is that raccoon joy? 1448 01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:06,792 Am I getting it? 1449 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,502 [Speaking mandarin] 1450 01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:11,838 I can stop you, jobu. [Echoes] 1451 01:24:11,922 --> 01:24:14,841 Now that I am reaching my full potential. 1452 01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:17,261 Aw, you still can't see what's happening. 1453 01:24:17,344 --> 01:24:22,808 No, I see clearly. More clearly than ever before. 1454 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,017 [Energy humming and buzzing] 1455 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:26,477 [Shattering] 1456 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:33,360 - [Retches] - [Waymond gasps] 1457 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:40,409 Oh, my god... Evelyn. 1458 01:24:41,952 --> 01:24:43,036 Oh, my god. 1459 01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:46,748 Damn it. 1460 01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:47,976 - So close. - [Device beeping] 1461 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,126 [Waymond] Evelyn. 1462 01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:51,086 - Evelyn... - [Flatline] 1463 01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:53,505 Please help her. 1464 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,716 [Jobu] I'll see you again soon. 1465 01:24:57,175 --> 01:24:59,595 J' somewhere out there I 1466 01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:03,807 j' in all that noise j“ 1467 01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:05,976 don't leave! Help her, please. 1468 01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:07,769 Help! Help! 1469 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,107 [Dramatic music playing] 1470 01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,960 [Audience applauding] 1471 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:34,629 {gasps} 1472 01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:42,554 [speaking mandarin] 1473 01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:44,681 [Panting, speaks English] Where is she? 1474 01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:45,807 Where's our daughter? 1475 01:25:45,891 --> 01:25:47,184 [Speaking mandarin] 1476 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:50,562 [In English] Daughter? 1477 01:25:55,609 --> 01:25:57,194 [Grunts] 1478 01:25:57,277 --> 01:25:58,362 - [Car horn blaring] - Mnmfl 1479 01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:00,697 [audience exclaims] 1480 01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:02,949 [Speaking mandarin] 1481 01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:06,203 [Chad, singing in English] I we 're family j' 1482 01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:09,331 - [raccoon] J” culinarily j' - j' culinarily j“ 1483 01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:11,750 [both] J' now we 're cooking j' 1484 01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:16,088 - oh, raccaccoonie. - J' when nobody's lookin' j" 1485 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,548 - I don't know what I'd do without you. - Raccaccoonie? 1486 01:26:18,632 --> 01:26:21,027 - [Raccoon] J” we're a family j” - yeah, we make a pretty good team. 1487 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,260 [Raccoon] J' culinarily j' 1488 01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:24,096 - [objects clattering] - [Raccoon gasps] 1489 01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:26,390 - Oh, no! - [Chad] Ah! 1490 01:26:26,473 --> 01:26:29,184 - You... you can't tell anyone! - She's seen too much. 1491 01:26:29,267 --> 01:26:30,936 You know what that means. 1492 01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:33,563 - Get her! Get her! - No! No, I'm begging you. No! 1493 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:34,707 - [Chef Evelyn gasps] - Get her! Get her! 1494 01:26:34,731 --> 01:26:35,833 - No, I won't. No. No. - [Chad] No. Please. 1495 01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:37,025 - Get her! - Just go! Just go! 1496 01:26:37,109 --> 01:26:38,485 [Chef Evelyn screams] 1497 01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,570 [Dreamy music playing] 1498 01:26:42,114 --> 01:26:43,114 {gasps} 1499 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:48,370 - what do you want? - [Hot dog Deirdre] I want you. 1500 01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:49,788 [Hot dog Evelyn] No! 1501 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,666 Stop that. 1502 01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:53,789 [Man singing indistinctly] 1503 01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:57,337 - Oh! - Stay back. 1504 01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,549 - This is wrong! - What? It's not wrong. 1505 01:27:00,632 --> 01:27:02,426 [Hot dog Evelyn grunts] 1506 01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:03,927 [Footsteps running] 1507 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:06,722 - [Opera music playing on speakers] - [Door closes] 1508 01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,019 [Sobbing] 1509 01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:18,275 [Movie star Evelyn] Bye... I'm late. 1510 01:27:18,358 --> 01:27:22,487 [Speaking mandarin] 1511 01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:26,241 [In English] I can think of whatever nonsense I want and somewhere... 1512 01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:28,535 [Speaking mandarin] 1513 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:31,455 [Groans] 1514 01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:33,373 [Breathing heavily] 1515 01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:34,958 [Evelyns screaming] 1516 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:38,628 - [High-pitched ringing] - [Breathing heavily] 1517 01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:40,589 [Waymond speaking] 1518 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:44,259 [Panting] 1519 01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:46,094 [In English] I did it. 1520 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,387 [Waymond] Huh? 1521 01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:57,105 [In English] Don't forget these cookies. Ms. Deirdre really likes it. 1522 01:27:57,189 --> 01:28:00,066 [Speaking mandarin] 1523 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:03,612 [Door opens, closes] 1524 01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:04,780 [High-pitched ringing] 1525 01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:15,207 [Soft music playing] 1526 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:16,833 [Exhales deeply] 1527 01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:18,277 - [Music stops] - [Doorbell buzzes] 1528 01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,631 [Men harmonizing] 1529 01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:24,257 [Men scatting] 1530 01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:26,343 [Speaking mandarin] 1531 01:28:28,428 --> 01:28:29,805 [In English] Come on. 1532 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:31,973 [Women giggling] 1533 01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:34,142 [Suspenseful music playing] 1534 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:38,396 Hi, Mrs. Wang. 1535 01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:41,399 Hey, mom. So, about this morning... 1536 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:42,859 - Enough with your tricks. - What? 1537 01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:44,045 - I know you're in there. - Whoa. 1538 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,630 - Get out of my daughter. - [Chuckles] Okay. 1539 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,030 Mom, are you already drunk? 1540 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:54,621 - Hey, Becky? - Mm-hmm? 1541 01:28:54,704 --> 01:28:57,249 Can you go help my dad with the party? 1542 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,961 Now? 1543 01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:02,754 - Yeah. - Go, Becky. 1544 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,048 [Breathing shakily] Go. Go. 1545 01:29:05,131 --> 01:29:06,216 [Becky mouthing] 1546 01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:08,760 Thanks, babe. 1547 01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:14,599 You see it all, don't you? 1548 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:22,482 You can see 1549 01:29:22,566 --> 01:29:24,234 how everything 1550 01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:28,697 is just a random rearrangement of particles, 1551 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:31,783 in a vibrating superposition. 1552 01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:34,201 [Blade clangs] 1553 01:29:35,328 --> 01:29:37,038 [Prison door closing] 1554 01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:40,125 I have no idea what you are talking about. 1555 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:42,085 But I can do this. 1556 01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:45,338 [Evelyn] Huh? 1557 01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:46,756 [Laughs] But you see... 1558 01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:50,635 - [Grunting] How everything we do... - [Evelyn screaming] 1559 01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:51,719 Huh? 1560 01:29:52,637 --> 01:29:53,513 [Birdsong] 1561 01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:58,101 [Jobu] ...Gets washed away in a sea of every other possibility. 1562 01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:00,812 [Spitting] 1563 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:02,314 [Coughs] 1564 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:03,690 You're everywhere. 1565 01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,402 You're like me. 1566 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:09,988 That's right. 1567 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,740 I'm the one you're looking for. 1568 01:30:12,949 --> 01:30:14,868 I'm the one who's going to defeat you. 1569 01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:16,328 [Jobu laughs] Okay. 1570 01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:20,165 Hit me. 1571 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:23,710 Punch my face. 1572 01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:26,004 [Yells] 1573 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:28,882 [Both grunting] 1574 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:32,552 [Both groaning] 1575 01:30:32,636 --> 01:30:34,262 Oh... [crying] 1576 01:30:34,346 --> 01:30:36,348 Oh! Ow! Ow! 1577 01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,647 Hi, dad. 1578 01:30:43,730 --> 01:30:45,398 [Speaking mandarin] 1579 01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:48,234 [In English] We're just practicing karaoke for tonight. 1580 01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:49,319 [Jobu scatting] 1581 01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:50,695 [Speaking mandarin] 1582 01:30:52,739 --> 01:30:54,240 [In English] I will take care of it. 1583 01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:56,201 - She'll take care of it, dad. - Go. 1584 01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:57,386 - Honey, you okay? - It's okay. 1585 01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:59,663 - [Evelyn] Go. - Yeah, I just fell on the couch. 1586 01:30:59,746 --> 01:31:01,998 - [Evelyn] Go! - Okay. 1587 01:31:05,168 --> 01:31:07,295 - Oh. Ow... - He's so sweet. 1588 01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:10,298 [Sighs] 1589 01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:11,967 - Okay... - Hey. 1590 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:13,301 Hey, buddy? 1591 01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:16,304 If you don't want to fight me, [Stammering] Then... 1592 01:31:17,597 --> 01:31:19,057 - Why? - Why what? 1593 01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:20,892 What-what's all this for? 1594 01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:23,103 [Smacking lips] 1595 01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:24,729 Why was I looking for you? 1596 01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:31,027 [Evelyn sighs] 1597 01:31:31,111 --> 01:31:32,112 Sit down. 1598 01:31:33,154 --> 01:31:36,574 Sit down, grab a snack, make yourself comfortable, huh? 1599 01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:38,493 - Oh, hey, you okay? - Okay. 1600 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,080 [Jobu] Mm. 1601 01:31:42,163 --> 01:31:43,443 - We can speed this up. - [Sighs] 1602 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:46,918 Sit on the crack. [Grunts] 1603 01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:50,338 Sit on the crack of the couch, okay? Get comfortable. 1604 01:31:50,422 --> 01:31:53,008 - [High-pitched ringing, buzzing] - [Evelyn gasps, screams] 1605 01:31:55,969 --> 01:31:58,972 [Ethereal music playing] 1606 01:32:01,933 --> 01:32:04,728 [Bagel Deirdre] Here you go. "Bagel..." 1607 01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:06,354 [Gasps] Just... no. 1608 01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,482 Please, I don't care about the bagel. 1609 01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:12,902 I don't care about the alphaverse. I only care about my joy. 1610 01:32:12,986 --> 01:32:15,822 Give me back my daughter and I'll leave you alone forever. 1611 01:32:15,905 --> 01:32:18,199 Sorry, no can do. 1612 01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:19,617 Why not? 1613 01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:22,203 [Jobu] I am your daughter. Your daughter is me. 1614 01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:27,125 Every version of joy is jobu tupaki. 1615 01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:29,627 - You can't separate us. - No. 1616 01:32:30,628 --> 01:32:33,965 I have felt everything your daughter has felt. 1617 01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:41,347 And I know the joy... 1618 01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:45,602 And the pain of having you as my mother. 1619 01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:50,273 [Evelyn] Then you know I would do... 1620 01:32:50,356 --> 01:32:52,734 Only do the right thing for her. 1621 01:32:53,818 --> 01:32:55,695 For you. 1622 01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:59,908 "Right" is a tiny box invented by people who are afraid. 1623 01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:03,244 And I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box. 1624 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:06,498 [Speaking mandarin] 1625 01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:08,416 [In English] Mom... 1626 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:11,461 [Evelyn] No, it's not like that. It's gong gong. 1627 01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:12,879 He's a different generation. 1628 01:33:12,962 --> 01:33:15,215 You don't have to hide behind him anymore. 1629 01:33:15,298 --> 01:33:17,133 You should feel relieved. 1630 01:33:17,217 --> 01:33:21,012 The bagel will show you the true nature of things. 1631 01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:24,140 You'll be free from that box. Just like me. 1632 01:33:24,224 --> 01:33:26,226 No, no, I'm not like you. 1633 01:33:26,309 --> 01:33:29,437 You're young, and your mind is always changing. 1634 01:33:29,521 --> 01:33:33,650 - I still know who I am. - You have no idea what you've done. 1635 01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,486 You're stuck like this forever. 1636 01:33:38,446 --> 01:33:41,241 No. I'm going back with my joy, 1637 01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:44,536 to my family, to live my life. 1638 01:33:44,619 --> 01:33:45,995 A happy life. 1639 01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:47,789 [Scoffs] Okay. 1640 01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:49,874 [Unsettling music playing] 1641 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:51,042 Good luck with that. 1642 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:55,046 [High-pitched ringing] 1643 01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:06,450 [Waymond] Thank you so much for coming. 1644 01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:08,101 [Continues speaking indistinctly] 1645 01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:13,565 [Woman, in English] Thank you. Thank your father. 1646 01:34:16,025 --> 01:34:19,028 [Pensive music playing] 1647 01:34:27,370 --> 01:34:28,788 [Jobu] All this time, 1648 01:34:30,957 --> 01:34:33,960 I wasn't looking for you so I could kill you. 1649 01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:40,592 I was just looking for someone who could see what I see. 1650 01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:45,889 Feel what I feel. 1651 01:34:51,144 --> 01:34:53,062 [Ceo waymond speaking mandarin] 1652 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,199 [Indistinct chatter] 1653 01:35:04,282 --> 01:35:06,451 [Ceo waymond continues speaking] 1654 01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:10,705 [Jobu, in English] And that someone... 1655 01:35:10,788 --> 01:35:12,624 [Frequency warbles, static] 1656 01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:16,669 Is you. 1657 01:35:16,753 --> 01:35:18,463 [Device powering up, beeps] 1658 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,506 Evelyn! 1659 01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:23,009 - You're alive! - [Alpha gong gong] Impossible. 1660 01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:30,642 - Hello? - [Deirdre] Mrs. Wang, where are you? 1661 01:35:30,725 --> 01:35:34,187 I mean, to not even show up for your appointment. 1662 01:35:34,270 --> 01:35:36,814 - Shut up. - What did you just say? 1663 01:35:36,898 --> 01:35:40,318 [Evelyn] I said shut up. You don't matter. 1664 01:35:40,401 --> 01:35:42,153 Whatever I did, I'm sorry. 1665 01:35:42,237 --> 01:35:43,529 Nothing matters. 1666 01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:45,323 [Deirdre] Mrs. Wang! 1667 01:35:45,406 --> 01:35:48,534 [Distorted] You are gonna be in serious trouble. 1668 01:35:48,618 --> 01:35:50,078 Do you understand? 1669 01:35:50,161 --> 01:35:52,956 - For you to disrespect... - [Hangs up] 1670 01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:55,041 [Movie star Evelyn speaking mandarin] 1671 01:36:14,227 --> 01:36:15,436 [Evelyn laughing] 1672 01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:16,813 [Mic feedback] 1673 01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:18,940 [Cheering in mandarin] 1674 01:36:19,023 --> 01:36:22,235 [In English] Happy new year. 1675 01:36:22,318 --> 01:36:24,404 Another year, hmm? 1676 01:36:24,487 --> 01:36:27,865 Pretending we know what we're doing, but really, 1677 01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:31,577 we're just going around in circles. 1678 01:36:31,661 --> 01:36:34,205 Doing laundry and taxes, 1679 01:36:34,289 --> 01:36:35,957 and laundry and taxes. 1680 01:36:37,667 --> 01:36:38,710 [Mic feedback] 1681 01:36:42,505 --> 01:36:44,215 [Man coughs] 1682 01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:45,776 - No more running. - [Deirdre] Excuse me, 1683 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:49,345 where are the owners? Oh. There you are. 1684 01:36:49,429 --> 01:36:50,888 Mr. and Mrs. Wang... 1685 01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:53,808 You have left me no option 1686 01:36:53,891 --> 01:36:58,688 but to authorize the seizure of your personal and your business assets. 1687 01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,398 - You have to vacate... - Wait, Evelyn. 1688 01:37:00,481 --> 01:37:02,483 [Speaking mandarin] 1689 01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:09,657 [Woman] It's just so good, you know... 1690 01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:11,552 - What are you doing? No! No! - [Diners gasping] 1691 01:37:11,576 --> 01:37:13,846 [Raccoon] My god, Chad, I told you she couldn't be trusted. 1692 01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:16,122 Evelyn, please. Calm down. 1693 01:37:17,248 --> 01:37:19,417 [Deirdre] Within 48 hours or... 1694 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:20,585 [Speaking mandarin] 1695 01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,378 [Thunder rumbles] 1696 01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:29,052 [Evelyn, in English] Everything... 1697 01:37:29,135 --> 01:37:31,179 [Cackling] 1698 01:37:31,262 --> 01:37:32,555 [Flapping lips, laughs] 1699 01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:33,723 [Groans] 1700 01:37:34,974 --> 01:37:36,309 [Wind whistling] 1701 01:37:39,812 --> 01:37:41,397 [Waymond] What're you doing? 1702 01:37:47,862 --> 01:37:49,822 [Jobu] Not a single moment will go by 1703 01:37:49,906 --> 01:37:53,743 without every other universe screaming for your attention. 1704 01:37:56,662 --> 01:37:57,914 Never fully there. 1705 01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:01,292 Just a lifetime of... 1706 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:03,836 - [Raccoon] No, no! - Fractured moments... 1707 01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:05,713 [Chad] Raccaccoonie! 1708 01:38:05,797 --> 01:38:08,591 [Jobu] ...Contradictions, and confusion. 1709 01:38:08,674 --> 01:38:10,760 - [Chad] Get off me! - Chad, don't forget about me. 1710 01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,345 Here are the papers. 1711 01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:16,307 - Oh! Oh, officer. - [Officer] Stay behind me. 1712 01:38:17,725 --> 01:38:19,060 [Microphone feedback] 1713 01:38:23,856 --> 01:38:28,611 With only a few specks of time where anything actually makes any sense. 1714 01:38:28,694 --> 01:38:30,196 [Indistinct chatter] 1715 01:38:31,197 --> 01:38:34,617 I've always hated this place. 1716 01:38:35,701 --> 01:38:37,012 - [Gong gong shouting] - [Screams] 1717 01:38:37,036 --> 01:38:39,122 [Stirring music playing] 1718 01:38:39,205 --> 01:38:40,706 [Deirdre screaming] 1719 01:38:42,417 --> 01:38:44,043 - [Chad] Raccaccoonie! - Chad! 1720 01:38:46,754 --> 01:38:48,756 Get off me. Get off! 1721 01:39:01,352 --> 01:39:03,521 Evelyn, why? 1722 01:39:04,897 --> 01:39:06,399 [Screaming] 1723 01:39:06,482 --> 01:39:08,484 [Evelyns screaming] 1724 01:39:13,448 --> 01:39:14,615 [Birdsong] 1725 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:19,120 [Distorted music playing] 1726 01:39:33,593 --> 01:39:35,595 [Distorted music intensifies] 1727 01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:40,391 [Somber music playing] 1728 01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:43,394 [Body thuds] 1729 01:40:07,251 --> 01:40:10,254 [No audio] 1730 01:41:40,886 --> 01:41:42,054 [Wind continues blowing] 1731 01:42:11,542 --> 01:42:14,253 Do you know why I actually built the bagel? 1732 01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:18,466 It wasn't to destroy everything. 1733 01:42:19,467 --> 01:42:21,969 It was to destroy myself. 1734 01:42:23,220 --> 01:42:26,932 I wanted to see if I went in, could I finally escape? 1735 01:42:29,226 --> 01:42:31,228 Like, actually die. 1736 01:42:34,106 --> 01:42:36,150 At least, this way... 1737 01:42:37,318 --> 01:42:38,986 I don't have to do it alone. 1738 01:42:43,532 --> 01:42:45,159 [Distorted voice] 1739 01:42:45,242 --> 01:42:46,827 [Deirdre] Your numbers were... 1740 01:42:46,911 --> 01:42:48,704 This is out of my league... 1741 01:42:48,788 --> 01:42:51,290 Judge brenner signed... 1742 01:42:51,374 --> 01:42:54,627 - [Gasps] - [Waymond speaking indistinctly] 1743 01:42:55,628 --> 01:42:58,047 Uh, excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. Wang. 1744 01:42:58,130 --> 01:43:00,091 Every person I know is going through a hard time. 1745 01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:02,093 It's a hard time... [Continues indistinctly] 1746 01:43:02,176 --> 01:43:03,260 [Jobu] Evelyn. 1747 01:43:06,347 --> 01:43:07,765 Come back. 1748 01:43:09,934 --> 01:43:12,645 [Deirdre] ...Relationship, I don't ask for proof... 1749 01:43:12,728 --> 01:43:15,272 [Evelyn] My silly husband. 1750 01:43:15,356 --> 01:43:18,150 Probably making things worse. 1751 01:43:18,234 --> 01:43:20,695 [Jobu] Ignore it. 1752 01:43:20,778 --> 01:43:22,154 [Sighs] 1753 01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:27,201 Okay, you can let her go. 1754 01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:31,831 You, let her go. It's okay. 1755 01:43:34,959 --> 01:43:36,210 Thank you. 1756 01:43:45,511 --> 01:43:46,762 [Speaking mandarin] 1757 01:43:52,143 --> 01:43:55,020 [In English] How? That's impossible. 1758 01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:59,108 It's just a statistical inevitability. It's nothing special. 1759 01:44:08,117 --> 01:44:12,163 [Voice breaking] I don't know, [Just talked to her. 1760 01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:13,622 [Sniffles] 1761 01:44:16,959 --> 01:44:19,962 [Waymond singing in mandarin] 1762 01:44:31,056 --> 01:44:33,176 - [Lighter flickers] - [Ceo waymond speaking mandarin] 1763 01:44:52,661 --> 01:44:54,038 [Waymond, in English] Please! 1764 01:44:58,167 --> 01:44:59,710 Please! 1765 01:44:59,794 --> 01:45:02,630 Can we... can we just stop fighting? 1766 01:45:02,713 --> 01:45:06,133 [Ceo waymond continues in mandarin] 1767 01:45:16,769 --> 01:45:21,232 [In English] I know you are all fighting because you're scared and confused. 1768 01:45:23,859 --> 01:45:26,278 I'm confused, too. 1769 01:45:29,490 --> 01:45:32,243 All day, 1770 01:45:32,326 --> 01:45:34,912 I don't know what the heck is going on. [Sobbing] 1771 01:45:35,913 --> 01:45:39,458 But somehow, 1772 01:45:39,542 --> 01:45:42,378 this feels like it's all my fault. 1773 01:45:42,461 --> 01:45:45,464 [Ceo waymond continues in mandarin] 1774 01:45:58,477 --> 01:46:00,020 [In English] I don't know. 1775 01:46:00,104 --> 01:46:02,106 [Sniffles] 1776 01:46:02,189 --> 01:46:04,733 The only thing I do know 1777 01:46:04,817 --> 01:46:07,236 is that we have to be kind. 1778 01:46:09,613 --> 01:46:11,031 [Sobs] 1779 01:46:12,783 --> 01:46:14,410 Please. 1780 01:46:14,493 --> 01:46:16,787 Be kind, 1781 01:46:16,871 --> 01:46:20,875 especially when we don't know what's going on. 1782 01:46:20,958 --> 01:46:23,961 [Ceo waymond continues in mandarin] 1783 01:46:39,184 --> 01:46:40,603 [Jobu, in English] Hey, Evelyn! 1784 01:46:42,229 --> 01:46:43,856 Bagel 1785 01:46:46,525 --> 01:46:49,111 [Alpha gong gong] Evelyn... [chuckles] 1786 01:46:51,196 --> 01:46:54,325 You can still turn around and avoid all this. 1787 01:46:54,408 --> 01:46:55,409 [Waymond] Please... 1788 01:46:55,492 --> 01:46:57,786 [Sniffles] Be kind. 1789 01:47:00,789 --> 01:47:03,584 It's too late, waymond. 1790 01:47:03,667 --> 01:47:05,127 [Breath trembling] 1791 01:47:06,128 --> 01:47:08,130 Don't say that. 1792 01:47:23,562 --> 01:47:26,565 [Sentimental music playing] 1793 01:47:27,942 --> 01:47:29,860 [Laughing] Did you see that? 1794 01:47:30,861 --> 01:47:31,946 [Laughing excitedly] 1795 01:47:32,029 --> 01:47:33,614 [Grunting excitedly] 1796 01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:35,407 - [Joy] Check this... - Found it. 1797 01:47:35,491 --> 01:47:37,826 - What song is this? - [Ringing rhythmically] 1798 01:47:40,537 --> 01:47:43,040 [Waymond] Thanks. Thank you for coming. 1799 01:47:43,123 --> 01:47:44,291 [Speaking indistinctly] 1800 01:47:44,375 --> 01:47:45,793 That's very funny. 1801 01:47:46,794 --> 01:47:48,754 - [Waymond] Yeah, that's it? - ' [Young joy] Yeah! 1802 01:47:50,589 --> 01:47:53,592 [Ceo waymond speaking mandarin] 1803 01:48:07,523 --> 01:48:08,649 [Chuckles] 1804 01:48:24,832 --> 01:48:26,834 [Singing indistinctly] 1805 01:48:40,014 --> 01:48:41,849 - [Sniffling] - [Dustpan clatters] 1806 01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:49,606 I'm sorry. 1807 01:48:49,690 --> 01:48:50,691 [Speaking indistinctly] 1808 01:48:54,403 --> 01:48:56,030 [Laughing] 1809 01:49:07,708 --> 01:49:09,334 [Sniffles] 1810 01:49:20,429 --> 01:49:22,473 [Jobu] Oh! 1811 01:49:24,099 --> 01:49:25,893 So cute. 1812 01:49:28,062 --> 01:49:30,022 Come on, Evelyn. 1813 01:49:30,105 --> 01:49:31,732 Come on. 1814 01:49:37,237 --> 01:49:39,239 I get it. 1815 01:49:42,159 --> 01:49:44,161 Feeling a good thing. 1816 01:49:45,621 --> 01:49:47,039 You got your hopes up. 1817 01:49:48,457 --> 01:49:50,459 So, I'm here to save you some time. 1818 01:49:53,420 --> 01:49:55,047 Eventually, 1819 01:49:58,342 --> 01:50:00,969 that all just goes away. 1820 01:50:02,221 --> 01:50:03,305 Come on. 1821 01:50:21,698 --> 01:50:24,701 [Dramatic music playing] 1822 01:50:27,287 --> 01:50:29,289 [Screaming] 1823 01:50:34,837 --> 01:50:37,673 I don't care if you come with me. 1824 01:50:37,756 --> 01:50:39,591 Enjoy your life. 1825 01:50:59,153 --> 01:51:01,280 Evelyn! Evelyn, please. 1826 01:51:01,363 --> 01:51:02,906 No more. 1827 01:51:05,117 --> 01:51:07,119 I don't want to hurt you. 1828 01:51:08,954 --> 01:51:10,372 [Evelyn grunting] 1829 01:51:13,917 --> 01:51:15,335 Joy, come back with me. 1830 01:51:15,419 --> 01:51:17,379 Joy! Joy! 1831 01:51:18,463 --> 01:51:19,463 [Bagel Deirdre grunts] 1832 01:51:23,093 --> 01:51:25,262 [Yelling] 1833 01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:31,894 What did my silly husband say to you? 1834 01:51:33,353 --> 01:51:35,939 He told me about your situation. 1835 01:51:37,441 --> 01:51:40,527 I remembered when my husband served me papers. 1836 01:51:40,611 --> 01:51:44,865 I drove his kia forte through my neighbors' kitchen. 1837 01:51:44,948 --> 01:51:46,074 [Evelyn scoffs] 1838 01:51:46,158 --> 01:51:48,076 But you know what I say? 1839 01:51:48,160 --> 01:51:52,039 "It's cold, unlovable bitches like us 1840 01:51:53,457 --> 01:51:55,876 make the world go round." 1841 01:52:00,464 --> 01:52:02,841 [Playing piano] 1842 01:52:03,884 --> 01:52:05,969 Don't stop playing. 1843 01:52:06,053 --> 01:52:08,055 Play something for me. 1844 01:52:13,769 --> 01:52:16,772 [Playing Clair de lune] 1845 01:52:24,071 --> 01:52:25,781 That's not true. 1846 01:52:25,864 --> 01:52:26,864 [Deirdre sighs] 1847 01:52:28,742 --> 01:52:31,578 - You're not unlovable. - You're not unlovable! 1848 01:52:31,662 --> 01:52:33,705 What are you talking about? 1849 01:52:33,789 --> 01:52:35,916 There is always something to love. 1850 01:52:35,999 --> 01:52:37,000 [Continues playing piano] 1851 01:52:37,084 --> 01:52:39,920 Even in a stupid, stupid universe... 1852 01:52:40,003 --> 01:52:43,382 [Scoffing] ...Where we have hot dogs for fingers, 1853 01:52:43,465 --> 01:52:46,051 we'd get very good with our feet! 1854 01:52:53,558 --> 01:52:54,851 [Grunting] 1855 01:52:56,853 --> 01:52:58,230 [Both choking and grunting] 1856 01:53:03,110 --> 01:53:04,111 [Deirdre gasps] 1857 01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:08,573 - [Deirdre exclaims] - Mnmfl 1858 01:53:08,657 --> 01:53:10,867 - [Evelyn] See that? - Okay. 1859 01:53:10,951 --> 01:53:13,370 [Cries] I feel nothing! 1860 01:53:14,454 --> 01:53:17,124 I feel... 1861 01:53:17,207 --> 01:53:18,875 I feel... [sobbing] 1862 01:53:18,959 --> 01:53:21,044 [Continues playing Clair de lune] 1863 01:53:27,801 --> 01:53:29,094 [Guns cocking] 1864 01:53:31,263 --> 01:53:33,390 Don't let her stop job... 1865 01:53:33,473 --> 01:53:34,808 Open fire! 1866 01:53:34,891 --> 01:53:36,184 [Inaudible] 1867 01:54:29,696 --> 01:54:30,822 So stupid. 1868 01:54:36,578 --> 01:54:37,871 [No audio] 1869 01:54:48,465 --> 01:54:50,008 Evelyn... 1870 01:54:51,009 --> 01:54:52,094 What are you doing? 1871 01:54:53,095 --> 01:54:55,806 I'm learning to fight like you. 1872 01:54:58,141 --> 01:55:01,186 [Dreamy music playing] 1873 01:55:01,269 --> 01:55:02,521 [Inaudible] 1874 01:55:11,905 --> 01:55:13,156 [Sword whooshing] 1875 01:55:23,834 --> 01:55:25,836 [Wedding march playing] 1876 01:55:29,297 --> 01:55:30,841 [Man yelling] 1877 01:55:37,973 --> 01:55:38,974 [Rick] You know, Evelyn, 1878 01:55:39,057 --> 01:55:41,601 my wife used to wear that exact same perfume, 1879 01:55:41,685 --> 01:55:43,520 god rest her soul. 1880 01:55:46,064 --> 01:55:47,357 [Grunts] 1881 01:55:49,109 --> 01:55:50,586 [Dr. Evelyn] These are direct indications 1882 01:55:50,610 --> 01:55:52,779 that there's some impingement of the nervous system. 1883 01:55:52,863 --> 01:55:54,114 [Grunts] 1884 01:55:54,197 --> 01:55:55,550 [Dr. Evelyn] With a little bit of help, 1885 01:55:55,574 --> 01:55:57,993 we could be seeing things are nice and straight. 1886 01:55:58,076 --> 01:55:59,661 [Bones crack] 1887 01:55:59,744 --> 01:56:00,829 [Yelling] 1888 01:56:01,913 --> 01:56:05,113 [Dr. Evelyn] You might feel a little sore, but everything is looking pretty good. 1889 01:56:05,167 --> 01:56:06,167 Thank you. 1890 01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:13,383 Clean up in there, all right? 1891 01:56:20,515 --> 01:56:21,725 [Muffled yelling] 1892 01:56:23,393 --> 01:56:24,394 [Evelyn grunting] 1893 01:56:24,478 --> 01:56:26,480 [Sentimental music playing] 1894 01:56:30,609 --> 01:56:31,860 [Distorted groaning] 1895 01:56:48,210 --> 01:56:49,836 [Wheelchair beeping] 1896 01:57:07,562 --> 01:57:09,064 [Grunts] 1897 01:57:09,147 --> 01:57:11,900 [Jobu grunting and groaning] 1898 01:57:11,983 --> 01:57:13,610 [Panting] 1899 01:57:17,781 --> 01:57:18,907 [Yelling] 1900 01:57:20,033 --> 01:57:21,284 [Grunting] 1901 01:57:23,119 --> 01:57:24,246 [Gasping] 1902 01:57:25,872 --> 01:57:27,999 You took everything away from me. 1903 01:57:28,083 --> 01:57:29,501 I'm sorry. 1904 01:57:31,002 --> 01:57:33,380 [Sobbing] Raccaccoonie taught me so much. 1905 01:57:33,463 --> 01:57:38,051 [Continues sobbing] I didn't... I didn't even know how to boil an egg. 1906 01:57:38,134 --> 01:57:41,763 And he taught me how to spin it on a spatula. 1907 01:57:43,848 --> 01:57:45,559 I'm useless alone. 1908 01:57:45,642 --> 01:57:47,018 {gasps} 1909 01:57:47,102 --> 01:57:49,521 we are all useless alone. 1910 01:57:49,604 --> 01:57:52,023 It's a good thing you're not alone. 1911 01:57:55,777 --> 01:57:57,696 Let's go rescue your silly raccoon. 1912 01:57:57,779 --> 01:58:00,115 [Exclaiming and grunting] 1913 01:58:00,198 --> 01:58:01,616 [Panting] We're gonna go. 1914 01:58:02,742 --> 01:58:04,411 [Panting] 1915 01:58:04,494 --> 01:58:06,079 [Chef Evelyn spurring] 1916 01:58:13,670 --> 01:58:15,005 [Grunting] 1917 01:58:17,424 --> 01:58:18,508 [Yelling] 1918 01:58:19,509 --> 01:58:21,344 [People yelling] 1919 01:58:22,887 --> 01:58:23,888 [Yelling] 1920 01:58:26,266 --> 01:58:27,809 [Continues yelling] 1921 01:58:34,524 --> 01:58:35,734 [Dog whining] 1922 01:58:52,042 --> 01:58:53,882 [Alpha gong gong, grunting] Get out of the way. 1923 01:58:53,918 --> 01:58:55,629 [Evelyn grunting] 1924 01:58:55,712 --> 01:58:57,130 [Evelyn groaning] 1925 01:58:58,131 --> 01:59:01,301 [Waymond speaking mandarin] 1926 01:59:01,384 --> 01:59:03,178 [Gong gong speaking cantonese] 1927 01:59:09,976 --> 01:59:11,227 [Actress Evelyn] Waymond! 1928 01:59:23,114 --> 01:59:24,407 [Jobu, in English] See? 1929 01:59:24,491 --> 01:59:27,661 It's only a matter of time before everything balances itself out. 1930 01:59:27,744 --> 01:59:30,747 - Come on, come on, come on! - [Chad] I can't. I'm sorry, raccaccoonie! 1931 01:59:30,830 --> 01:59:32,290 I'm sorry. 1932 01:59:34,250 --> 01:59:35,250 [Groaning] 1933 01:59:36,544 --> 01:59:38,963 [Whispering] Evelyn, let her go. 1934 01:59:39,964 --> 01:59:41,758 [Speaking mandarin] 1935 02:00:20,130 --> 02:00:21,715 [Sighs] 1936 02:00:21,798 --> 02:00:24,467 [In English] But she turned out to be stubborn, 1937 02:00:24,551 --> 02:00:25,885 aimless, 1938 02:00:27,762 --> 02:00:29,180 just like her mother. 1939 02:00:30,765 --> 02:00:32,726 But now I see. 1940 02:00:32,809 --> 02:00:34,811 It's okay that she's a mess. 1941 02:00:37,021 --> 02:00:39,399 Because just like me... 1942 02:00:39,482 --> 02:00:40,984 [Scoffs] 1943 02:00:42,026 --> 02:00:44,028 [Speaking mandarin] 1944 02:00:55,999 --> 02:00:57,208 [Joy huffs] 1945 02:01:17,687 --> 02:01:18,938 [Receding footsteps] 1946 02:01:41,461 --> 02:01:43,463 [Dramatic music playing] 1947 02:01:50,970 --> 02:01:51,970 [Grunts] 1948 02:02:09,030 --> 02:02:10,406 [Yelling] 1949 02:02:13,451 --> 02:02:14,619 [Evelyn grunting] 1950 02:02:17,163 --> 02:02:18,248 [Groans] 1951 02:02:28,424 --> 02:02:30,426 Well, maybe you win in this universe, 1952 02:02:30,510 --> 02:02:32,720 but in another time... 1953 02:02:33,847 --> 02:02:36,474 [Both grunting] 1954 02:02:36,558 --> 02:02:38,977 I beat you! 1955 02:02:41,479 --> 02:02:43,022 Or we tie! 1956 02:02:43,106 --> 02:02:44,566 [Both continue grunting] 1957 02:02:47,986 --> 02:02:51,781 [Jobu] Or we just... hang around. 1958 02:02:51,865 --> 02:02:53,741 [Evelyn] Okay, joy, listen... 1959 02:02:53,825 --> 02:02:55,368 [Evelyn grunts] 1960 02:02:55,451 --> 02:02:58,454 Because it's all just a pointless, swirling bucket of bullshit. 1961 02:03:02,041 --> 02:03:05,461 That bagel is where we finally find peace, Evelyn. 1962 02:03:08,965 --> 02:03:11,968 Stop calling me Evelyn! 1963 02:03:22,812 --> 02:03:24,147 [Yells] 1964 02:03:27,817 --> 02:03:28,817 Your... 1965 02:03:30,278 --> 02:03:31,487 Mother! 1966 02:03:34,574 --> 02:03:35,658 [Both grunting] 1967 02:03:41,915 --> 02:03:43,583 Ah ba? 1968 02:03:46,044 --> 02:03:47,295 [Grunting] 1969 02:03:49,380 --> 02:03:50,381 Seriously? 1970 02:03:51,382 --> 02:03:53,426 Can you please just... 1971 02:03:54,552 --> 02:03:56,721 Stop! [Sobbing] 1972 02:04:00,475 --> 02:04:02,685 Just... just stop. 1973 02:04:03,853 --> 02:04:06,272 Good for you. You're figuring your shit out. 1974 02:04:08,024 --> 02:04:11,778 And that's great. I'm really, really happy for you. 1975 02:04:16,658 --> 02:04:18,159 I'm tired. 1976 02:04:20,828 --> 02:04:22,121 I don't want to hurt anymore, 1977 02:04:22,205 --> 02:04:24,540 and for some reason when I'm with you, it just... 1978 02:04:27,126 --> 02:04:29,128 It just hurts the both of us. 1979 02:04:33,132 --> 02:04:35,760 So let's just go our separate ways, okay? 1980 02:04:38,012 --> 02:04:40,223 Just let me go. 1981 02:04:52,777 --> 02:04:54,195 [Softly] Okay. 1982 02:04:59,909 --> 02:05:01,911 [Sentimental music playing] 1983 02:05:08,459 --> 02:05:10,086 [Wind blowing] 1984 02:05:23,266 --> 02:05:24,892 [Young joy laughing] 1985 02:05:29,731 --> 02:05:30,898 Wait. 1986 02:05:38,406 --> 02:05:39,907 You are getting fat. 1987 02:05:39,991 --> 02:05:42,744 And you never call me, even though we have a family plan. 1988 02:05:42,827 --> 02:05:44,287 - What? - And it's free. 1989 02:05:44,370 --> 02:05:46,706 You only visit when you need something. 1990 02:05:46,789 --> 02:05:50,960 You got a tattoo, and I don't care if it's supposed to represent our family. 1991 02:05:51,044 --> 02:05:53,004 You know I hate tattoos. 1992 02:05:53,087 --> 02:05:55,965 And of all the places I could be, 1993 02:05:56,049 --> 02:05:58,259 why would I want to be here with you? 1994 02:05:58,342 --> 02:06:00,511 Yes, you're right. 1995 02:06:00,595 --> 02:06:02,263 It doesn't make sense. 1996 02:06:02,346 --> 02:06:04,766 Evelyn. [Speaking mandarin] 1997 02:06:04,849 --> 02:06:06,142 [In English] Let her finish. 1998 02:06:08,978 --> 02:06:10,396 Maybe it's like you said. 1999 02:06:11,647 --> 02:06:14,108 Maybe there is something out there, 2000 02:06:14,192 --> 02:06:17,528 some new discovery that'll make us feel 2001 02:06:17,612 --> 02:06:20,323 like even smaller pieces of shit. 2002 02:06:21,824 --> 02:06:24,702 Something that explains why 2003 02:06:24,786 --> 02:06:28,956 you still went looking for me through all of this noise. 2004 02:06:31,751 --> 02:06:33,336 And why, 2005 02:06:33,419 --> 02:06:35,338 - no matter what... - [Joy cries] 2006 02:06:35,421 --> 02:06:37,882 I still want to be here with you. 2007 02:06:39,884 --> 02:06:41,719 I will always, 2008 02:06:43,429 --> 02:06:44,597 always... 2009 02:06:45,807 --> 02:06:48,476 Want to be here with you. 2010 02:06:51,020 --> 02:06:52,772 So, what? [Sobs] 2011 02:06:55,983 --> 02:06:58,653 You're just going to ignore everything else? 2012 02:07:00,113 --> 02:07:02,740 You could be anything, anywhere. 2013 02:07:07,245 --> 02:07:09,455 [Sobbing] Why not go somewhere where your... 2014 02:07:13,126 --> 02:07:15,128 Where your daughter is more than just... 2015 02:07:17,296 --> 02:07:18,589 This? [Chuckles] 2016 02:07:20,633 --> 02:07:22,844 Here, all we get 2017 02:07:22,927 --> 02:07:26,139 are a few specks of time 2018 02:07:26,222 --> 02:07:29,433 where any of this actually makes any sense. 2019 02:07:35,565 --> 02:07:37,191 Then I will Cherish 2020 02:07:38,192 --> 02:07:40,486 these few specks of time. 2021 02:07:46,868 --> 02:07:48,119 [Device powering down] 2022 02:07:48,202 --> 02:07:50,496 You push the button. 2023 02:07:50,580 --> 02:07:52,540 There. There you go. 2024 02:07:54,333 --> 02:07:55,334 [Coughs] 2025 02:07:57,336 --> 02:07:59,547 [Evelyn] You're a crazy woman. 2026 02:07:59,630 --> 02:08:02,091 [Deirdre] Takes one to know one. 2027 02:08:02,175 --> 02:08:04,385 I'm sorry, raccaccoonie. I'm sorry... 2028 02:08:05,636 --> 02:08:07,638 - What are you doing? - Grab my hair. 2029 02:08:10,016 --> 02:08:11,225 [Both grunting] 2030 02:08:14,145 --> 02:08:16,189 [Speaking cantonese] 2031 02:08:21,861 --> 02:08:23,461 [In English] What did he say? [Chuckles] 2032 02:08:25,072 --> 02:08:26,240 [Sobbing] 2033 02:08:30,995 --> 02:08:32,997 [Speaking mandarin] 2034 02:08:39,212 --> 02:08:40,379 [Yells] 2035 02:08:40,463 --> 02:08:42,381 [Sentimental music continues] 2036 02:08:48,512 --> 02:08:49,764 [Both laughing] 2037 02:08:51,474 --> 02:08:54,518 [All] J" we are family j' 2038 02:09:06,906 --> 02:09:07,907 [Music stops playing] 2039 02:09:07,990 --> 02:09:09,992 [Both sobbing] 2040 02:09:31,472 --> 02:09:32,640 [Waymond chuckles] 2041 02:09:36,644 --> 02:09:38,354 This is so awkward. 2042 02:09:41,148 --> 02:09:42,817 This is awkward, right? 2043 02:09:47,363 --> 02:09:49,782 Do you still want to do your party? 2044 02:09:50,992 --> 02:09:53,411 We can do whatever we want. 2045 02:09:57,873 --> 02:09:59,375 Nothing matters. 2046 02:09:59,458 --> 02:10:00,459 [Joy chuckling] 2047 02:10:08,843 --> 02:10:11,137 [Toilet flushing] 2048 02:10:11,220 --> 02:10:12,847 [Door opens and closes] 2049 02:10:12,930 --> 02:10:15,349 [Joy] Okay, we're definitely late now, guys. 2050 02:10:18,227 --> 02:10:19,603 Do you have to bring all these? 2051 02:10:19,687 --> 02:10:20,813 Mm-hmm. 2052 02:10:20,896 --> 02:10:22,773 That needs to go in the bag, too. 2053 02:10:22,857 --> 02:10:24,108 [Scoffs] 2054 02:10:24,191 --> 02:10:25,818 Taxes suck. 2055 02:10:28,779 --> 02:10:30,406 [Joy humming] 2056 02:10:32,950 --> 02:10:34,910 [Indistinct chattering] 2057 02:10:34,994 --> 02:10:36,620 Thank you for the ride, Becky. 2058 02:10:37,955 --> 02:10:41,000 - Hey, it's good. - Mm-hmm. You got this, okay? 2059 02:10:41,083 --> 02:10:42,668 - I'll call you after... - Becky. 2060 02:10:42,752 --> 02:10:44,170 You need to grow your hair. 2061 02:10:48,299 --> 02:10:49,300 [Chuckling] 2062 02:10:49,383 --> 02:10:50,718 - Wow... - [Both giggling] 2063 02:10:53,179 --> 02:10:55,181 I'll call you later. 2064 02:10:55,264 --> 02:10:56,515 [Evelyn] Hurry, hurry. 2065 02:11:01,395 --> 02:11:02,855 I gotta pee. Hold on. 2066 02:11:02,938 --> 02:11:04,482 Okay. Hurry. 2067 02:11:04,565 --> 02:11:05,983 [Speaking mandarin] 2068 02:11:12,031 --> 02:11:13,616 [Security scanner beeping] 2069 02:11:32,343 --> 02:11:34,136 [Chuckles, speaks mandarin] 2070 02:11:41,143 --> 02:11:43,562 [Deirdre] Okay. Yes. 2071 02:11:43,646 --> 02:11:46,482 I am happy to say I do think 2072 02:11:46,565 --> 02:11:50,528 things are better. This is... This is an improvement. 2073 02:11:50,611 --> 02:11:54,156 And I'm glad that you listened, but we have a problem, 2074 02:11:54,240 --> 02:11:56,700 because you listened, but you didn't listen. 2075 02:11:56,784 --> 02:11:58,369 And that has to do with the schedule c. 2076 02:11:58,452 --> 02:11:59,453 You see you did... 2077 02:11:59,537 --> 02:12:01,539 [Voices speaking indistinctly] 2078 02:12:12,049 --> 02:12:14,093 [Deirdre] Evelyn! Did you hear me? 2079 02:12:14,176 --> 02:12:16,804 Sorry, what did you say? 2080 02:12:19,140 --> 02:12:22,143 [Dramatic music playing] 2081 02:12:32,361 --> 02:12:35,364 [Soft music playing] 2082 02:13:03,184 --> 02:13:06,187 ["This is a life" by son Lux with mitski and David byrne playing] 2083 02:15:35,961 --> 02:15:38,964 [Instrumental music playing] 137625