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I'M GONNA NAIL BO AND
LUKE DUKE, NAIL THEM.
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OLD CRAZY COOTER TALKING.
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TURKEY COMING
RIGHT DOWN MY ALLEY.
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I'M HAVING A PICNIC.
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WHICH WAY TO THE BEACH?
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I WANT THOSE SLOT MACHINES.
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NOW WE GOT THEM.
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WE GOT THEM.
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I WISH THOSE DUKE
BOYS WERE ON MY SIDE.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAISY.
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WHY, THANK YOU, ENOS.
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OH, GET HER OUT.
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DON'T STAND THERE. GO GET HER!
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YEEEEE-HOO!
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Balladeer: WELCOME
TO HAZZARD COUNTY.
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♪ JUST A-GOOD OL' BOYS ♪
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♪ NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM ♪
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♪ BEATS ALL YOU NEVER SAW ♪
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♪ BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW ♪
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♪ SINCE THE DAY THEY WAS BORN ♪
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♪ STRAIGHTENIN' THE CURVES ♪
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♪ FLATTENIN' THE HILLS ♪
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♪ SOMEDAY THE
MOUNTAIN MIGHT GET 'EM ♪
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♪ BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL ♪
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♪ MAKIN' THEIR WAY ♪
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♪ THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW ♪
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♪ WELL, THAT'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT MORE ♪
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♪ THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW ♪
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♪ JUST A-GOOD OL' BOYS ♪
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♪ WHO WOULDN'T
CHANGE IF THEY COULD ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN' THE SYSTEM LIKE 2
MODERN-DAY ROBIN HOODS ♪
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YEEEEE-HOO!
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YEEEEE-HOO!
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Balladeer: WELCOME
TO HAZZARD COUNTY.
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YEEEEE-HAA!
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Balladeer: YOU PROBABLY NOTICED
THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT HERE.
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WELL, THIS IS HAZZARD COUNTY.
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THEY DO THINGS DIFFERENT HERE.
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THIS IS BO DUKE AND LUKE DUKE.
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THEY'RE COUSINS, AND
THEY FIGHT THE SYSTEM.
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Luke: YOU KNOW, WHEN
I GOT UP THIS MORNING,
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THE BIGGEST THING ON MY MIND
WAS DOING A LITTLE RABBIT HUNTING.
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Bo: THEN THE HOUND DOG RUNS OFF.
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MY CAR IS TAKEN.
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NOW WE'RE CHASING
THE SHERIFF'S CAR.
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AIN'T YOU GLAD WE AIN'T IN THE BIG
CITY WHERE LIFE GETS COMPLICATED?
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PAY UP.
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YOU MIND WAITING
TILL THIS IS OVER?
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COOL IT. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, TAKING A BREAK?
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IF YOU TUNED THIS CAR INSTEAD
OF CHASING WOMEN LAST NIGHT,
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WE'D HAVE ALREADY HAD HIM. NOT
WITH YOU ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.
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GRAB THAT SIGN.
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YOU GRAB IT.
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WELL, I CAN'T. I'M DRIVING.
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OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
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TRY NOT TO LOSE HIM, OKAY?
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WOULDN'T BE MUCH
OF A CHASE IF WE DO.
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BO, YOU DRIVE LIKE MY
FANNY WHIPS APPLE BUTTER.
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YOU KNOW, I... I KIND OF ADMIRE
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THE WAY HE HANDLES THAT THING.
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IT'S TOO FUN! INSANE BOX MAGIC.
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COOTER DAVENPORT,
YOU AIN'T GOT THE SENSE
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THE GOOD LORD PROMISED A TURKEY.
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HEY, LUKE. WHAT SAY, BO?
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AIN'T YOU GONNA SEE
WHAT HE DID WITH YOUR CAR?
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YOU BORROWED MY CAR THIS
MORNING. WHAT'D YOU DO WITH IT?
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USED IT TO RUN THE
SHERIFF OFF THE ROAD
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TO MAKE HIM MAD.
WHEN HE JUMPED OUT...
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YOU JUMPED INTO HIS, RIGHT?
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WHY DID YOU STEAL
THE SHERIFF'S CAR?
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WELL, HE IMPOUNDED MINE.
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SEEMED ONLY FAIR TO TAKE HIS.
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USING MY CAR? OH,
THAT'S REAL GOOD, COOTER.
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WELL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO
LEND COOTER YOUR CAR.
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COOTER, DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE
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TO STRAIGHTEN ALL THIS OUT?
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NO.
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WELL, HELLO, BANDIT.
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NOW, WHAT'S THAT DOING THERE?
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MAYBE IT'S TOOK IN A RAID.
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THERE AIN'T NO SLOT
MACHINES IN HAZZARD COUNTY.
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THERE'S GONNA BE SOON.
HE'S BRINGING THEM IN.
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WHO IS?
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SHERIFF ROSCO COLTRANE.
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Balladeer: THAT'S HIM,
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SHERIFF ROSCO COLTRANE.
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AFTER 30 YEARS AS A
FAIRLY HONEST LAWMAN,
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MOST OF ROSCO'S
PENSION GOT DEFEATED
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IN THE LAST BOND ELECTION.
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NOW, THIS LEFT ROSCO
TO FACE RETIREMENT
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ON A BAD CASE OF HEMORRHOIDS
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AND ABOUT 2 YEARS LEFT IN
OFFICE TO GRAB ALL HE COULD,
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SO OVERNIGHT,
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ROSCO BECAME THE BEST
LAWMAN THAT MONEY COULD BUY.
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HE GOT A RAKE-OFF
FROM MOONSHINE,
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CONTRABAND, AND EVEN
PORTABLE PROSTITUTION
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IN 2 CRUISING RV CAMPERS.
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NOW OLD ROSCO IS
UP FOR REELECTION.
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THAT MEANS THE ONE
MAN HE'S GOT TO SEE
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IS BOSS HOGG.
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IF SHERIFF ROSCO
RUNS THE COUNTY,
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BOSS HOGG RUNS ROSCO.
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NOW, BOSS EATS AT THE BOARS NEST
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BECAUSE HIS WIFE
LULU IS A LOUSY COOK.
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YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A MAN
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BY WHAT HE EATS FOR BREAKFAST.
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BOSS USUALLY HAS
COFFEE AND RAW LIVER.
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WELL, AT LEAST HE DON'T DUNK IT.
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WELL, BOSS, THEM SLOT
MACHINES IS COMING IN TODAY.
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GOOD.
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TELL ME SOMETHING...
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DID THE POLICE
GET YOUR CAR BACK?
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UH... BOSS, UH, LISTEN.
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I DON'T THINK I'M GETTING ENOUGH
RAKE-OFF ON THEM SLOT MACHINES.
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YOU KNOW, UH, I MEAN,
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I GOT A LOT OF
EXPENSES, YOU KNOW,
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WITH THE ELECTION,
AND THEN I-IT'S...
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LISTEN, I'M TAKING ALL
THE RESPONSIBILITY
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PUTTING THEM SLOT
MACHINES IN, YOU KNOW,
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AND, UH, YOU OWE ME, BOSS.
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I OWE YOU?
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YEAH.
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ROSCO, I'VE OVERPAID
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ANY DEBT I'LL EVER HAVE TO YOU.
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'CAUSE YOU MARRIED
MY FAT SISTER.
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I MARRIED YOUR FAT SISTER.
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UH, BOSS, ABOUT
THE ELECTION, NOW...
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WELL, YOU JUST BETTER WIN.
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THAT HONEST JOHN LEDBETTER
WHO'S RUNNING AGAINST YOU
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CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE'S HONEST?
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HE'S SO CROOKED IT
MAKES YOU LOOK STRAIGHT...
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BUT HE'S CLEAN RUTHLESS.
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YOU'RE DIRTY RUTHLESS.
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GIVE ME DIRTY RUTHLESS ANY DAY.
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YEAH. YEAH.
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LISTEN, I'M GONNA BEAT HIM.
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I'LL BEAT HIM G-G-GOOD.
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ROSCO, WITH YOUR
IMAGE RIGHT NOW,
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IF YOU WERE THE
ONLY MAN RUNNING...
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I'D COME IN SECOND.
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YOU'D COME IN SECOND.
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GOOD.
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HMM?
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Balladeer: JESSE DUKE
IS A CLAN PATRIARCH.
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NOW, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE OLD JESSE.
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HE'S QUITE A STUDY.
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JESSE'S A RETIRED MOONSHINER,
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AND HE'S VERY RELIGIOUS.
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ALTHOUGH HE'S WELL-READ,
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HE'S ROUGH AS A MOUTHFUL
OF BARK WHEN HE'S RILED.
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BO AND LUKE ALWAYS
HAVE BREAKFAST WITH JESSE,
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EXCEPT ON SATURDAYS,
WHEN THEY EAT AT THE GARAGE
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ON DOUGHNUTS AND BEER.
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YOU GET YOUR CAR BACK
FROM THE SHERIFF YET?
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THAT DUMB COOTER DAVENPORT.
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DUMB COOTER? YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT LOANED YOUR CAR TO HIM.
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NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO LOAN
YOUR CAR TO A FOOL LIKE THAT,
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JUST RUN IT OVER
A CLIFF. SAVE GAS.
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MR. DUKE?
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OH, HOWDY.
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REMEMBER ME?
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JILL DOBSON, THE ORPHANAGE FUND.
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SURE, SURE. I GOT SOME
MONEY READY FOR YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU SO
MUCH. EXCUSE ME.
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I REALLY APPRECIATE
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EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE.
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I'LL JUST GET IT.
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OKAY. THANK YOU. JILL DODSON?
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YOU'RE LITTLE JILLY RAE DODSON?
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IT'S JUST JILL NOW.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE
YOU RUN OFF TO COLLIN.
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IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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LUKE, AIN'T IT WONDERFUL
WHAT HORMONES CAN DO?
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MMM.
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W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
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WELL, SINCE I GOT BACK,
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I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE...
THE ORPHANAGE PROJECT.
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THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT'S
GONNA CLOSE IT DOWN
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IF IT'S NOT COMPLETELY
RENOVATED.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE COUNTY FUNDS?
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UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT
ELIGIBLE FOR COUNTY FUNDS.
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IT WAS PRIVATELY
ENDOWED YEARS AGO,
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AND THE MONEY JUST
SEEMS TO HAVE RUN OUT NOW.
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YOU'RE GONNA SAVE THE
OLD PLACE ALL BY YOURSELF?
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WELL, I WAS RAISED THERE.
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ME AND LUKE WOULD BE GLAD
TO HELP OUT, WOULDN'T WE?
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NOPE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOPE?
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IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY.
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AT LEAST 2 OF THEM
KIDS AT THAT ORPHANAGE
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COULD BE YOURS.
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BO'S ALWAYS BRAGGING ON ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER
MOST ABOUT YOU, JILL?
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WHAT?
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YOUR CRUSH ON ME.
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ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW OUR TASTES
CHANGE WHEN WE MATURE?
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WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT?
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YOU PROBABLY THINK IT IS.
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Balladeer: NOW, ALL THIS ROMANCE
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DOES EVENTUALLY FIT
INTO ROSCO'S ELECTION,
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SO Y'ALL STICK WITH US.
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THE BOARS NEST,
OWNED BY BOSS HOGG,
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IS THE SLICKEST CLUB IN HAZZARD.
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ALL THE ELITE GO THERE.
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IT HAS A DOLLAR COVER CHARGE
TO KEEP OUT THE RIFFRAFF.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
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I DON'T SEE WHY
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YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP JILL
WITH THE ORPHANAGE FUND.
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WE GOT NOTHING ELSE COOKING.
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SHE DON'T DO NOTHING FOR ME.
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I HATE SKINNY WOMEN.
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YOU JUST AIN'T GOT
NO TASTE, THAT'S ALL.
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I SWEAR, IF WOMEN WAS BIRDS,
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YOU'D PROBABLY DATE A BUZZARD.
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YOU'D DATE A CRANE, NO MEAT.
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I'M COLLECTING THESE.
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WHAT FOR?
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LINING THE RABBITS' CAGE.
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FACE UP.
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Balladeer: DAISY DUKE IS
BO AND LUKE'S COUSIN.
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I WISH YOU WAS ON THE MENU!
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Balladeer: SHE DRIVES
LIKE RICHARD PETTY,
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SHOOTS LIKE ANNIE OAKLEY,
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KNOWS THE WORDS TO ALL
OF DOLLY PARTON'S SONGS.
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HEY, JERRY. HOW ABOUT YOU?
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YOU KNOW, IF WE WEREN'T
COUSINS, I'D MARRY YOU.
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IT'S NEVER STOPPED ANYONE
IN THIS FAMILY BEFORE.
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YOU GOT A POINT THERE.
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FILL IT UP THERE, JERRY.
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TAKE IT EASY.
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HEY! DON'T GO YET.
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WE GOT PLANS LATER.
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GET YOUR
COTTON-PICKING PAWS OFF.
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00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,780
LOOK NOW, WHEN I
FINALLY GOT HOLD,
236
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,520
I THINK I'LL JUST HANG ON.
237
00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:03,870
LET GO.
238
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,480
NAH. WE LOOK KIND OF NICE.
239
00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,260
I KIND OF... OHH!
240
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,330
YOU OKAY?
241
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,760
I'M ALRIGHT.
242
00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:28,890
OH, NOW, BO, WHY DID
YOU STEP IN LIKE THAT?
243
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,770
I'M GONNA GET
CHARGED FOR 2 BEERS.
244
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,070
BELIEVE ME, HONEY, I'M
NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN.
245
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,000
ARE YOU REALLY GOING OUT
WITH THAT SHARECROPPER?
246
00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:36,030
OF COURSE NOT.
247
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,560
IS THAT DUDE BOTHERING YOU?
248
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,990
HE JUST THINKS HE'S THIS
BIG-SHOT GANGSTER BECAUSE
249
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,480
HE'S GONNA UNLOAD
SOME SLOT MACHINES
250
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,040
OFF THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK.
251
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,740
DOESN'T EXACTLY
MAKE HIM AL CAPONE.
252
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:47,390
LADY, DON'T GO PUTTING MY
BUSINESS OUT ON THE STREET!
253
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,180
HEY, DUDE, SIT DOWN.
254
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,400
YOU GOT ME TO MESS
WITH IF YOU DON'T.
255
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,310
YOU... OK.
256
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,960
REALLY. HIS BROTHER'S
257
00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,880
BRINGING IN THESE SLOT
MACHINES ON A FERTILIZER TRUCK.
258
00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,450
THEN THAT SILLY
DUDE WANTS ME TO GO
259
00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,580
TO THE NO-TELL MOTEL WITH HIM.
260
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,190
SAYS HE'LL TAKE
ME TO NASHVILLE...
261
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,710
THE GRAND OLE OPRY, THE WORKS.
262
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,320
I RECKON I'VE NEVER WANTED
TO SEE ANYTHING THAT BAD.
263
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,810
NOT EVEN NOT EVEN DOLLY
PARTON. DOLLY PARTON.
264
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,850
JERRY. HEH HEH.
265
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,290
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE
LOOK ON ROSCO'S FACE
266
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,160
WHEN HE OPENS UP
THAT FERTILIZER TRUCK...
267
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,730
AND ALL HE SEES IS FERTILIZER.
268
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:19,810
RIGHT.
269
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,600
YEEEE-HOO-HOO!
270
00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:27,000
HEY, BO.
271
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:27,650
WHAT SAY, LUKE?
272
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,040
HOW YOU DOING?
273
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:30,480
HELLO, COOTER.
274
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,230
Y'ALL STILL DRIVING
THIS THING ON THE ROAD?
275
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:35,180
YUP. NO, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT.
276
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,180
WHERE'S MY SHARE OF
THAT MONEY YOU OWE ME?
277
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,790
OH, I GAVE IT TO BO.
278
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,880
HOW COME?
279
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:41,620
WELL, YOU SEE, UH,
280
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:44,360
I OWE HIM 50, AND Y'ALL
BEING KIN, I FIGURED...
281
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:48,060
WE'S EVEN?
282
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:48,930
HEY. LOOKY HERE NOW.
283
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:49,890
HEY, LUKE.
284
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,240
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, DOBRO?
285
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,020
HEY, BRODY, QUINN'S
LOOKING FOR YOU.
286
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:54,550
WHAT YOU DOING?
287
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,240
HEY, MR. DOBRO.
288
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,640
Y'ALL IN FOR A LITTLE
FUN? WE GOT OUR CARS.
289
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,550
YEAH. WHAT'S ON?
290
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,680
SHERIFF ROSCO.
291
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,160
SHERIFF ROSCO?
292
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,430
Balladeer: BO AND LUKE
LAID IT OUT FOR THEM.
293
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:10,600
AFTER A GUT-BUSTING LAUGH,
THEY CRANKED UP AND CUT OUT.
294
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,960
WHOO-HOO!
295
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,570
YEEEE-HA!
296
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,750
YAAAAA-HOO!
297
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,060
YAAAA-HOO!
298
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,930
Luke: GO STRAIGHT. GO STRAIGHT.
299
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:36,280
Bo: IT'S ALRIGHT. I
KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.
300
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,640
OH, I LOVE YOUR SHORTCUT.
301
00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,650
CUTE. THEY MUST'VE
JUST CHANGED THIS
302
00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:56,690
SINCE THE LAST TIME A GIRL
CHASED ME THROUGH HERE.
303
00:14:56,780 --> 00:15:01,610
YOU KNOW, BO, YOU COULD
LOSE YOUR WAY ON A RACETRACK.
304
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:15,540
BURT REYNOLDS NEVER
SEEMED TO GET LOST.
305
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:18,320
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE.
306
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,210
Balladeer: NOW, IF THERE'S ONE
THING THEM OLD BOYS LOVED
307
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,420
BETTER THAN A RACE ON A TRACK,
308
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,470
IT'S A CHASE ON A ROAD.
309
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,560
YAAAAA-HOO!
310
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,590
YEE HEE HEE HEE.
311
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,040
Balladeer: SINCE
THEY ALL HAD CBs,
312
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,210
THEY SET UP A NET
313
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,560
WITH EACH MAN ON
A DIFFERENT ROAD.
314
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,430
WHOEVER SPOTTED
THE FERTILIZER TRUCK
315
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:27,050
WOULD CALL BACK TO BO
AND LUKE, WHO'D INTERCEPT.
316
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:31,660
DOBRO DOOLIN STAKED
OUT ON THE INTERCHANGE.
317
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,230
THIS HERE'S DOBRO DOOLIN
318
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:37,100
COMING TO YOU LIVE
FROM THE INTERCHANGE.
319
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:41,190
Balladeer: OLD BRODY
WATCHING 76 SOUTH,
320
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,280
AND CRAZY COOTER COVERED 421.
321
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,200
FOR THAT FERTILIZER
TRUCK TO GET BY,
322
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,720
IT'D HAVE TO LEAVE THE
ROAD AND COME OVERLAND.
323
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,200
IT AIN'T GONNA WORK.
324
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:53,510
CAN'T MISS.
325
00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:55,470
WHAT IF IT DOES WORK?
326
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:58,600
WHAT DO WE GONNA DO WITH
ALL THEM SLOT MACHINES?
327
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:01,120
WELL, I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
328
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:05,040
YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
329
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,220
OLD CRAZY COOTER TALKING.
330
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,260
TURKEY COMING
RIGHT DOWN MY ALLEY.
331
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,180
GOBBLE GOBBLE.
332
00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:14,660
I READ YOU, COOTER.
333
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,960
DO YOU COPY THAT, DAISY?
334
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,230
COOTER'S ON 421.
335
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,580
Daisy: 10-4.
336
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:19,270
HIT IT.
337
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,880
HEE HEE HEE.
338
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,470
LOOKY HERE. LOOKY HERE.
WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
339
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:50,090
LEROY, YOU BEST LEAVE
THAT GUN RIGHT HERE.
340
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,090
WOULDN'T WANT TO
SCARE THAT AWAY.
341
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,870
ARE YOU HAVING
TROUBLE, LITTLE LADY?
342
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,530
YEAH, I'M HAVING A PICNIC.
343
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,920
WHICH WAY TO THE BEACH?
344
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,970
THERE AIN'T NO
BEACH AROUND HERE.
345
00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,490
AW. AND ME WITH THIS BASKET
346
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:08,360
FULL OF LEMONADE AND
CHITLIN SANDWICHES.
347
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,150
ALRIGHT, BOYS, RAISE THEM HIGH
348
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,330
AND DON'T TURN AROUND.
349
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,940
NOW, Y'ALL PROMISED ME YOU
WOULDN'T BRING MACHINE GUNS.
350
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,020
MACHINE GUNS?
351
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,200
LORD HAVE MERCY.
352
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:22,200
GOOD LUCK, FELLAS.
353
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,950
YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, HOG.
354
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,260
Luke: WHOOOOO-HOO!
355
00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:37,650
YEE-HOO!
356
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:40,830
Balladeer: AIN'T THIS FUN?
357
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,810
Balladeer: THE DUKE FAMILY HAD
BEEN IN THE WHISKEY BUSINESS
358
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,100
50 YEARS BEFORE THE
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
359
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,380
THEY FOUGHT EVERYBODY FROM
THE BRITISH TO THE CONFEDERACY
360
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:54,670
TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
TO STAY IN IT,
361
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,110
UNTIL LAST YEAR, WHEN BO AND
LUKE GOT CAUGHT ON A WHISKEY RUN.
362
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,980
SO JESSE SWALLOWED
A LIFETIME OF PRIDE,
363
00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:04,550
SIGNED A TREATY WITH THE U.S.
GOVERNMENT TO STOP MAKING WHISKEY
364
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,470
IF BO AND LUKE
COULD GET PROBATION.
365
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:10,690
YOU SEE, HE LOVED THEM
BOYS BETTER THAN LIFE ITSELF,
366
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:14,210
BUT SOMETIMES, THEY
REALLY MADE HIM WONDER WHY.
367
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:19,300
BOYS!
368
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:20,610
HE FOUND THEM.
369
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,710
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET THE EGGS.
370
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,570
I THOUGHT YOU WERE.
371
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:36,230
NOW, THIS TIME...
YOU GONE TOO FAR.
372
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,980
NOW, JESSE, ALL WE...
WHERE'D YOU GET THEM?
373
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,370
SHERIFF ROSCO SNUCK THEM IN
374
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,240
ON A TRUCKLOAD
FULL OF FERTILIZER.
375
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,420
SO WE HIJACKED THE TRUCK.
376
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,900
YOU MEAN,
377
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,900
YOU STOLE THESE GAMBLING
MACHINES AND A TRUCK?
378
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,160
OH, NO. YEAH.
379
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,900
UH, YEAH. NO.
380
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,250
WELL, WE LEFT THE TRUCK
381
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,400
IN FRONT OF THE
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
382
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:55,340
AND WHAT ABOUT THESE?
383
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,990
WELL, WE WAS JUST
THINKING THAT MAYBE...
384
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,870
YOUNG MAN... YOU THINK AGAIN.
385
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:04,440
YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL THAT THIS
FAMILY DON'T HOLD WITH NO GAMBLING.
386
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,220
WELL, NOW, JESSE, WE BEEN MAKING
MOONSHINE FOR OVER 200 YEARS.
387
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,220
NOW, WELL, WHY IS
GAMBLING DIFFERENT?
388
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:13,580
BECAUSE MAKING WHISKEY
WAS A FAMILY TRADITION
389
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,880
LONG BEFORE THERE WAS A
U.S. OF A. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
390
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,970
TO TELL US THAT WE COULDN'T,
391
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:22,110
AND PASSING A LAW DIDN'T
CHANGE THE FAMILY WAYS NONE.
392
00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,060
WELL, YEAH, BUT THIS IS
SOMETHING DIFFERENT...
393
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:28,420
AND BESIDES, WHEN WE
WAS MAKING CORN WHISKEY,
394
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,640
WE PAID TAXES ON THE CORN.
395
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,940
GAMBLING'S A VICE.
396
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:36,640
HOW YOU GONNA TAX VICE?
397
00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:39,860
NOW, THEN... I'M GOING IN THERE,
398
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,210
AND I'M GONNA COLLECT MY EGGS,
399
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,820
AND WHEN I COME BACK OUT HERE,
400
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,610
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING
BUT HIND ENDS AND ELBOWS
401
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,570
AS YOU 2 BOYS ARE LOADING
THEM THERE MACHINES
402
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,880
ON THAT THERE TRUCK YONDER.
403
00:20:56,180 --> 00:21:00,320
AND... DON'T GO SELLING
THEM AT A PROFIT.
404
00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:03,670
THAT'D BE WRONG, TOO.
405
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,800
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
406
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,370
I THINK I'M TIRED OF YOU
ALWAYS GETTING US INTO TROUBLE
407
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,070
AND ME HAVING TO
THINK A WAY OUT.
408
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,290
WELL, WE GOTTA CHANGE HIS MIND.
409
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:16,860
THAT'D BE LIKE
REVERSING A BUZZ SAW.
410
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,030
WE CAN'T SELL THEM, WE'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO GIVE THEM AWAY.
411
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:24,430
LIKE A CHARITY OR SOME...
412
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,780
WE'RE GONNA REVERSE
THAT BUZZ SAW.
413
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,000
UNCLE JESSE!
414
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,740
WE'RE FIXING TO
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
415
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,830
UH, RATHER, LUKE IS.
416
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,090
WELL, TELL HIM.
417
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,310
WELL, LUKE?
418
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,180
CAN WE KEEP THOSE SLOTS
419
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,530
IF I SHOW YOU THAT
ALL GAMBLING AIN'T BAD?
420
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,190
NO WAY.
421
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,280
NOW, HOW ABOUT IF ALL THE
PROCEEDS FROM THOSE MACHINES
422
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,720
WENT TO THE ORPHANAGE?
423
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,800
YOU JUST FOUND A WAY.
424
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,150
Balladeer: TO PUT THE MACHINES
425
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,850
WHERE THEY'D DO
THE MOST BUSINESS,
426
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,590
BO AND LUKE IGNORED
THE BARS AND ROADHOUSES
427
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,290
AND HIT ALL THE CIVIC
AND FRATERNAL CLUBS,
428
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:03,820
AND TOOK 30% RIGHT OFF THE TOP.
429
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,180
HEH HEH. Y'ALL EVER
BELONGED TO A GROUP
430
00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:08,820
THAT WASN'T TRYING
TO RAISE MONEY?
431
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,040
FOR INSTANCE, THE
HAZZARD LADIES AUXILIARY
432
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,440
NEEDED MONEY FOR A DOOR PRIZE,
433
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,790
A TRIP TO SEE THE
LAWRENCE WELK SHOW.
434
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:19,570
THE HUNTING CLUB HAD 2 PROJECTS:
435
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,050
RAISING MONEY FOR THE
ANIMAL PROTECTIVE LEAGUE
436
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:25,010
AND THE ANNUAL TURKEY SHOOT.
437
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:28,230
IN ONE DAY, BO AND
LUKE WERE SOLD OUT.
438
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,410
I WANT THOSE SLOT MACHINES.
439
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,890
BEEN MISSING 3 DAYS.
440
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,760
WELL, THAT AIN'T MY FAULT, BOSS.
441
00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,330
THEY SET UP MY DRIVERS
442
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:38,290
WITH A HALF-NAKED FEMALE
WOMAN UP ON THAT HIGHWAY.
443
00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:39,900
SHOOT, ANYBODY'D STOP FOR THAT.
444
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:42,940
WELL, YOU BETTER GET THEM
BACK BEFORE WORD GETS ROUND,
445
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,900
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE
OUT WITH THE VOTERS.
446
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:45,420
AND YOU?
447
00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:48,910
AND ME.
448
00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:51,690
WELL...
449
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,060
BETTER NOT HIT TOO HARD.
450
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,620
THE WHOLE ORPHANAGE'S
GONNA FALL IN.
451
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:14,150
HI. YOU STARTLED ME.
452
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:16,930
OH, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.
453
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,460
W-WHAT'S THAT?
454
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:19,850
MONEY.
455
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,940
WHAT'S THAT?
456
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,500
GROOVY. HE'S MY HELPER.
457
00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:23,810
WANNA GET A SODA POP?
458
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,070
SURE.
459
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,690
SO, HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
460
00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:30,820
YOU'RE KIDDING.
461
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,770
I'D NEVER KID ABOUT
LOVE OR MONEY.
462
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:33,380
BUT HOW'D...
463
00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:36,130
WELL, IT WAS DONATED BY
SOME VERY CIVIC-MINDED PEOPLE.
464
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,910
IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'S A START.
465
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,430
GONNA COLLECT FROM
THEM EVERY WEEK.
466
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,650
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
467
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:44,130
I KNEW IT. IT IS MY
MONEY YOU'RE AFTER.
468
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,700
EVERYBODY SAID IT WAS MY BODY.
469
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:46,620
INCREDIBLE. MY BODY?
470
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,090
YOUR EGO.
471
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:50,180
WELL, THANKS. I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON IT FOR YEARS.
472
00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:51,790
LOOK...
473
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,490
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I
APPRECIATE THE MONEY, REALLY.
474
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,150
IT'S JUST THAT I KNOW
THIS IS ONLY A GAME TO YOU.
475
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,540
A GAME?
476
00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:02,330
BO, THIS PROJECT IS
VERY SERIOUS TO ME.
477
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:04,200
FOR THE 2 WEEKS I'VE BEEN BACK,
478
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,500
I HAVE FOUGHT THE
ROTTEN COUNTY POLITICS,
479
00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:07,720
THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT,
480
00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:10,470
EVERYBODY TO TRY
AND SAVE THIS PLACE.
481
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,160
THE ONLY REASON WE'RE
BEING CLOSED DOWN
482
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:16,380
IS BECAUSE BOSS HOGG CONTROLS
THE BOARD AND WANTS THE LAND.
483
00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,390
WELL, WHAT DOES BOSS
WANT THE LAND FOR?
484
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:20,260
A SHOPPING CENTER.
485
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:22,300
THIS WAS MY HOME,
486
00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:26,130
THE BEST POSSIBLE ANY
ORPHANAGE COULD BE.
487
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:29,570
YOU MEAN WELL, AND ANY
OTHER TIME, IT MIGHT BE FUN,
488
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:31,180
BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME
489
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:34,050
FOR YOUR CUTE COUNTRY
SHUCKING AND JIVING RIGHT NOW.
490
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,190
I DO LIKE A WOMAN SALTY.
491
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:37,350
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING.
492
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,410
WELL, SURE I HAVE.
493
00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:39,930
YOU BEEN AWAY TO THE BIG CITY,
494
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,930
AND NOW YOU COME BACK
TO SAVE THE OLD HOMESTEAD.
495
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,370
LOOK, I...
496
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:46,110
BUT WHILE YOU WERE
GONE ALL THAT TIME,
497
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,290
I WAS HERE FIGHTING THAT
SAME ROTTEN SYSTEM EVERY DAY.
498
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,810
LOOK... NOW, I LIVE HERE.
499
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,380
I CHOOSE THIS LIFE,
500
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,030
NOT BECAUSE I DON'T
KNOW NO BETTER,
501
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,820
BUT BECAUSE I
BELIEVE IT IS BETTER,
502
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,520
AND I'M GONNA FIGHT
ANYTHING OR ANYBODY
503
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,690
THAT POLLUTES THE
WELL WHERE I DRINK.
504
00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,690
SAVING THIS ORPHANAGE
IS JUST PART OF IT.
505
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:07,610
I DIDN'T MEAN...
AND ANOTHER THING.
506
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:10,570
IF YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS
TO MAKE A PLAY FOR YOU,
507
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,310
WELL, WOULD YOU GROW UP?
508
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,440
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WHEN
I MAKE A PLAY ON A LADY,
509
00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:17,530
I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HER MONEY.
510
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,270
ALTHOUGH IT DO
KEEP HER HANDS BUSY.
511
00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:24,360
WELL, HOW AM I DOING?
512
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,760
NOW, YOU WALK ME TO MY CAR.
513
00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:29,240
THE NEXT MONEY I COLLECT,
514
00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,590
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
COME AND GET IT YOURSELF.
515
00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:40,510
WHAT YOU DOING, SON?
516
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,730
SQUIRTING FLIES.
517
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:47,610
I HATE KIDS.
518
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,710
HARVEY... WHERE
DID YOU GET THAT?
519
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,450
WE GOT 2 OF THEM, SHERIFF.
520
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:12,980
I KNOW. I SEE YOU GOT 2 OF THEM.
521
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,330
WE WANTED MORE, BUT THE
OTHER CLUBS HAD TAKEN THEM ALL.
522
00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:21,250
WHEN YOU SAY OTHERS, YOU
TALKING LIKE IN OTHER CLUBS?
523
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:24,120
THE LADIES AID,
THE HUNTING CLUB...
524
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,730
HOLY SMOKE.
525
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,910
ALL THE C-CLUBS ARE GOING GREAT.
526
00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:31,390
AHEM. YOU AIN'T GONNA
CAUSE A FUSS ARE YOU, ROSCO?
527
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,260
UH, I'D BE VERY
UNPOPULAR IF YOU DID.
528
00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:36,180
AIN'T GONNA CAUSE
NO FUSS, HARVEY,
529
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,580
BUT DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND? I'M THE SHERIFF.
530
00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:39,180
I'M SUPPOSED TO
KNOW THESE THINGS.
531
00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:41,490
NOW TELL ME, WHERE
DID YOU GET IT?
532
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:44,270
THE DUKE BOYS, BO AND LUKE.
533
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,490
BO AND LUKE DUKE? HEH HEH.
534
00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:51,360
THEY GET 30%, AND WE GET 70%.
535
00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:53,150
30?
536
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,020
HECK, I ONLY GET...
537
00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:58,240
UH, ROSCO, IF YOU PICK UP
SOME MORE SLOTS IN A RAID,
538
00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,370
COULD WE HAVE THEM?
539
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,330
WE NEED SOME NEW CARPETING BAD.
540
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,290
UH... WELL...
541
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,690
Rosco: IS THAT HER?
542
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,300
YEEAAH.
543
00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:16,300
YEAH, THAT'S HER.
544
00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:17,300
NOW, YOU SWEAR?
545
00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:18,480
YEAH.
546
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,700
ROSCO, IF YOU KNOW
THEM DUKE BOYS
547
00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:21,960
GOT OUR MACHINES,
548
00:27:22,050 --> 00:27:24,090
WHY DON'T YOU
THROW THEM IN JAIL?
549
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,140
I WILL, SON, I WILL,
550
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,970
WHEN I GET ENOUGH EVIDENCE.
551
00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:30,450
YOU? SINCE WHEN?
552
00:27:30,530 --> 00:27:31,970
SINCE WHEN AN
ELECTION'S COMING UP.
553
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,100
GET OUT.
554
00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:51,340
MISS DAISY.
555
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,770
HEY, SHERIFF.
556
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:53,860
YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME.
557
00:27:53,950 --> 00:27:55,340
WHY, SURELY I'D LOVE TO,
558
00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:57,690
I'VE GOTTA GET TO
WORK OR I'LL BE LATE.
559
00:27:57,780 --> 00:28:00,170
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M
GONNA HAVE TO ARREST YOU.
560
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,220
OH, MY LORD. WHAT FOR?
561
00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:04,480
HIJACKING, THAT'S WHAT FOR.
562
00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:12,530
UHH. DAMN!
563
00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:20,540
FOLLOW THAT CAR!
564
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:23,540
YOU'RE KIDDING.
565
00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:26,020
MOVE!
566
00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:29,770
GET ON WITH IT!
567
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,400
FASTER!
568
00:28:58,490 --> 00:29:00,410
I DON'T WANNA GET NO TICKET!
569
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,760
FROM WHO?!
570
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,450
YOU DUMB JACKASS!
571
00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:08,980
WHOA!
572
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,510
AAH!
573
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,470
Balladeer: Y'ALL HANG ON.
574
00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:15,570
♪♪♪♪
575
00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:22,620
♪♪♪♪
576
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,150
PUT THE WINDOW DOWN.
577
00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:29,630
AAGH!
578
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:34,240
HEY AGAIN.
579
00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:37,630
IF YOU TWO DON'T TAKE THE PRIZE!
580
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,900
NOW CHASING AROUND,
581
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:41,250
RISKING YOUR OWN
PROBATION AND PRISON,
582
00:30:41,330 --> 00:30:42,250
THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS...
583
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:44,900
NOW, WE DIDN'T
MEAN... BUT DAISY...
584
00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:47,600
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I SAID TO YOU BOYS,
585
00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:49,560
"LOOK OUT FOR DAISY"?
586
00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:53,220
AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU
SAID TO ME, "WE WILL, UNCLE JESSE"?
587
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,220
AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU
GET HER THROWED IN JAIL.
588
00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:58,660
NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE.
IT ISN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY.
589
00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:02,180
DAISY'S THE HOPE
OF THE WHOLE CLAN.
590
00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:03,360
THANKS A LOT.
591
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,450
THE FAMILY LINE ENDS WITH DAISY.
592
00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:11,190
HEH! THE CHANCE OF YOU
TWO PRODUCING A FAMILY
593
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:16,110
RATES RIGHT UP THERE
WITH HOGS PRODUCING BEEF.
594
00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:18,330
FOR 200 YEARS...
595
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:23,070
THE DUKE FAMILY HAD
THE WHISKEY CRAFT.
596
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,940
THE GOVERNMENT TOOK
THAT AWAY FROM US.
597
00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:27,210
THEN WE HAD THE LAND...
598
00:31:27,290 --> 00:31:29,600
AND THE DEPRESSION TOOK THAT.
599
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:31,820
NOW ALL THE DUKE FAMILY HAS LEFT
600
00:31:31,910 --> 00:31:34,170
IS WHAT IT STARTED
WITH, AND THAT'S FAMILY.
601
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,910
AND DAISY IS FAMILY.
602
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,130
NOW GET HER OUT.
603
00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:41,460
Balladeer: SO THE NEXT MORNING,
604
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,870
LUKE DECIDED TO
VISIT THE SHUT-INS.
605
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,310
ESCORTING LUKE TO DAISY'S
CELL WAS DEPUTY ENOS STRATE.
606
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,320
HE AND THE BOYS
GREW UP TOGETHER.
607
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,360
ENOS HAD A CRUSH ON DAISY...
608
00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:56,100
AND THE REPUTATION OF BEING THE
OLDEST VIRGIN IN HAZZARD COUNTY.
609
00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:57,540
HOLD IT.
610
00:31:57,630 --> 00:32:00,330
NOW, ENOS, NOW, YOU CAN TELL ME.
611
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,020
ANY CHANGE?
612
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,200
WELL, HANG IN THERE.
613
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,860
♪♪♪
614
00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,260
WELL, HEY, DAISY. HOW YOU DOIN'?
615
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,300
GREAT! I'M WRITING
THIS WHOLE NEW SONG
616
00:32:20,390 --> 00:32:22,700
ABOUT THIS ENRICHING EXPERIENCE.
617
00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:26,530
BOY, JAIL COOKING REALLY
PUTS ON THE WEIGHT, DON'T IT?
618
00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:29,570
LUKE, I'VE ONLY BEEN
HERE OVERNIGHT.
619
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:32,310
STUCK IN THE SLAMMER,
TODAY OF ALL DAYS.
620
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,580
IT'S HER BIRTHDAY, YOU KNOW.
621
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,710
OH, IT IS?
622
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:37,410
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAISY.
623
00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:40,150
WHY, THANK YOU, ENOS.
624
00:32:43,370 --> 00:32:46,810
UH, JESSE SENT ALONG THIS
BIRTHDAY FLOWER FOR YOUR HAIR.
625
00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:48,940
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
626
00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:51,460
I BROUGHT ALONG CHANGE
OF CLOTHES TO CHEER YOU UP,
627
00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:53,770
SINCE YOU'RE STUCK HERE
IN THAT WAITRESS OUTFIT.
628
00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:55,120
YOU BETTER CHECK IT OUT.
629
00:32:55,210 --> 00:32:56,900
MAKE SURE A SHOTGUN
AIN'T HIDDEN THERE.
630
00:32:56,990 --> 00:32:59,690
I BETTER LET Y'ALL
VISIT A LITTLE BIT, LUKE.
631
00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:01,600
NO TRICKS NOW, OKAY?
632
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,040
BYE, DAISY.
633
00:33:03,130 --> 00:33:06,440
BYE, ENOS. SEE YOU AT SUPPER.
634
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,910
BYE.
635
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,400
NOW LISTEN UP.
636
00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:17,710
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, ROSCO,
637
00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:20,880
BUT THE ONLY THING YOU'VE DONE
TO GET BACK THOSE SLOT MACHINES
638
00:33:20,970 --> 00:33:25,110
IS ARREST A WOMAN IN A BIKINI
FOR HIJACKING A LOAD OF FERTILIZER.
639
00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,930
RIGHT, BOSS. RIGHT?
640
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:29,500
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA
GET THOSE MACHINES BACK FOR US.
641
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:32,420
YOU MEAN... YOU
KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?
642
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:41,510
IT SEEMS THE DUKE
BOYS PUT 'EM ALL OVER,
643
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,300
IN ALL THE CIVIC
CLUBS, YOU KNOW?
644
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,600
HAZZARD COTILLION,
THE LADIES' AID...
645
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,820
LADIES' AID? HEH.
646
00:33:47,910 --> 00:33:51,740
HOT DAMN. I WISH THOSE
DUKE BOYS WERE ON MY SIDE.
647
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:53,480
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, BOSS,
648
00:33:53,570 --> 00:33:56,530
'CAUSE I'M GONNA HIT THEM
DUKE BOYS WHERE THEY LIVE.
649
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,310
I GOT DAISY, THEIR
COUSIN, IN JAIL,
650
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,920
AND THEY'RE GONNA SWAP.
651
00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:02,060
AND THEN I'M GONNA ARREST 'EM
652
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,580
FOR POSSESSION OF
ILLEGAL GAMBLING DEVICES.
653
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,540
WHAT? ROSCO.
654
00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:09,590
I GOT ME 3 MEDALS IN 2 WARS,
655
00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:13,680
AND THE ONLY TIME I GET
SCARED IS WHEN YOU GET SMUG.
656
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,160
THIS FEELS KINDA AWKWARD.
657
00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:20,550
WELL, SEE, THE GROUND GIVES
YOUR BACK NATURAL SUPPORT
658
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,380
AND STRENGTHENS YOUR ARMS.
659
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:25,380
THIS IS THE WAY BEGINNERS
LEARN, ON THE GROUND?
660
00:34:25,470 --> 00:34:28,560
NO, BUT, UH... FINALLY
GOT YOU LYING DOWN.
661
00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:31,520
WHY DID YOU TAKE UP BOW-HUNTING?
662
00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,220
WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE NO CHOICE.
663
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,440
LUKE AND ME'S ON PROBATION
664
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,130
AND CAN'T OWN NO GUNS, SO...
665
00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:38,480
IT'S EITHER USE THOSE BOWS
THERE OR THROW ROCKS.
666
00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:39,440
AT WHAT?
667
00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:41,180
WELL, AT GAME.
668
00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:44,320
SEE, IF WE RUN LOW ON
FOOD, WE HAVE TO GO HUNTING.
669
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,320
HE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO
NO GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE.
670
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,970
HE'D RATHER STARVE.
671
00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:50,540
HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO THE
ORPHANAGE PICNIC ON SATURDAY?
672
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,800
WELL... YOU HAVE TO COME!
673
00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:56,500
IT'S THE MONEY THAT YOU AND LUKE
COLLECTED THAT GOT US ROLLING.
674
00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,200
SATURDAY?
675
00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:01,160
YEAH...
676
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:04,470
YEAH, THAT COULD TURN
INTO A REAL BARN-BURNER.
677
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:07,770
BO, MAY I ASK YOU
SOMETHING SERIOUSLY, PLEASE?
678
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:11,560
WHERE IS ALL THAT MONEY
REALLY COMING FROM? IT'S SO MUCH.
679
00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:13,040
AND IT'S ALWAYS IN QUARTERS.
680
00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:15,430
LOOK, THE TRUE SOURCE
IS A VERY PROMINENT MAN,
681
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,780
WHO'D BE REAL EMBARRASSED
IF EVERYBODY KNEW.
682
00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:19,740
OH, HE'S A PHILANTHROPIST.
683
00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:22,440
HE'S BEEN CALLED EVERYTHING.
684
00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:25,050
WE STILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO.
685
00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:26,840
BUT IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM,
686
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,140
WE COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN.
687
00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:29,530
I'D LOVE TO THANK HIM.
688
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:32,230
WELL, LOVE ME. I'M
THE GO-BETWEEN.
689
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:35,710
BO... YEAH.
690
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,760
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
TRY TO BE FUNNY?
691
00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:42,070
WELL, 'CAUSE, UH...
YOU SCARE ME TO DEATH.
692
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,590
HELL, WE MIGHT GET...
GET COMPLICATED.
693
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,030
WOULD IT BE EASIER
IF I SAID I WAS LEAVING?
694
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,510
LEAVING?
695
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,990
THE JOB. THIS WAS
ONLY TEMPORARY.
696
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,480
DAMN, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME THAT?
697
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,870
WELL, IS IT IMPORTANT?
698
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,700
SURE, IT IS. I DON'T
KNOW WHY, BUT...
699
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:05,090
WELL, I ALWAYS THINK THAT THE WORLD
TICKS ON MY SCHEDULE, AND NOW...
700
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:11,320
I REALLY HATE THAT
YOU'RE LEAVING, JILL.
701
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,930
WHY?
702
00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,620
MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU DO SCARE ME,
703
00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:17,230
AND, BELIEVE ME,
NOT MANY WOMEN DO.
704
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,110
HOW MUCH TIME WE GOT?
705
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,590
WELL...
706
00:36:30,070 --> 00:36:31,510
ENOUGH.
707
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,960
HAZEL!
708
00:36:48,050 --> 00:36:49,700
HAZEL!
709
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:51,090
YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
710
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:52,750
I'M SORRY TO BE SUCH A BOTHER,
711
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,530
BUT I HAVE TO GO TO
THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM.
712
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,360
AGAIN?
713
00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:00,410
I GOT OTHER THINGS
TO DO, YOU KNOW?
714
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:06,980
OHH... YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
715
00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:08,850
I HATE TO BE SUCH A BOTHER.
716
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:10,850
YOU'RE A REAL PAIN, SWEETHEART.
717
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:22,300
I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
718
00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:31,130
HAZEL, HONEY... I
KNOW I'M A PEST,
719
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,270
BUT THAT LIGHT'S NOT WORKING.
720
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,920
OHH!
721
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,550
WAKE UP, BIRTHDAY GIRL.
722
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,650
Rosco: OL' BLUE,
I'M TELLING YOU:
723
00:38:03,730 --> 00:38:06,690
HE'S THE BEST HOUND
DOG IN THE COUNTY.
724
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:08,080
SHERIFF, I GOT BAD NEWS.
725
00:38:08,170 --> 00:38:09,740
WHAT, ENOS? I'M HAVING MY LUNCH.
726
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,130
DA-DAISY'S GONE.
727
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,400
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
728
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,610
DAISY'S GONE.
729
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,620
WELL, DON'T STAND
THERE. GO GET HER!
730
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,710
YOU, TOO!
731
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,270
HERE!
732
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,060
GET HER!
733
00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:39,590
OH, YOU COULDN'T KEEP
A CANARY IN A CAGE.
734
00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:02,880
SHERIFF! THERE
SHE IS! RIGHT THERE!
735
00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:04,790
SHERIFF, HURRY!
COME HERE! HURRY!
736
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:14,370
HEY! DAISY! SHE STOLE MY CAR!
737
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:17,410
DON'T STAND THERE.
GO GET HER! GIT!
738
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,550
COME BACK, DAISY!
GOLDARN IT, DAISY!
739
00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:48,490
Balladeer: BET Y'ALL NEVER
SEEN A JAILBREAK LIKE THIS.
740
00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:57,670
POW! POW!
741
00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:03,030
POW! POW!
742
00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:10,340
THAT BOY'S FAST.
743
00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:12,120
AND HE DRIVES GOOD, TOO.
744
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,780
HEY, FELLA, YOU EVER CONSIDERED
A CAREER IN LAW ENFORCEMENT?
745
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,480
LOOK, ENOS, WE'RE WILLING
TO FORGET WHAT HAPPENED.
746
00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:24,000
POW!
747
00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,140
YEAH, IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT
YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE.
748
00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:28,490
WRONG SIDE? ME?!
749
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,980
NOW YOU KNOW SHERIFF ROSCO
BROUGHT IN THEM SLOT MACHINES,
750
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,840
AND THAT WAS WRONG.
751
00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:40,500
I KNOW. I DON'T SLEEP GOOD
AT NIGHT KNOWING IT EITHER.
752
00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:43,500
IT'S WRONG FOR Y'ALL TO
STEAL AND MAKE MONEY ON 'EM.
753
00:40:43,590 --> 00:40:45,760
ENOS, YOUR DADDY RAN
MOONSHINE, AND SO DID OURS.
754
00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:48,460
DID YOU EVER KNOW US TO
MESS AROUND WITH GAMBLING?
755
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:50,030
WHY'D Y'ALL DO IT THEN?
756
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,200
YOU'D NEVER GUESS.
757
00:40:51,290 --> 00:40:54,470
WE DID IT FOR THE SHERIFF.
758
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,030
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'D NEVER GUESS.
759
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,690
SEE, ENOS, IT'S A LONG STORY.
760
00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:01,040
IT ALL STARTED
ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO...
761
00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:23,020
TCH. AND WHILE YOU ARE
LETTING THOSE PRISONERS ESCAPE,
762
00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:25,500
OLD LEDBETTER THERE
IS KISSING THOSE BABIES
763
00:41:25,590 --> 00:41:26,980
AND WINNING THOSE VOTES.
764
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,760
WELL, DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT IT, BOSS,
765
00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:30,160
'CAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING:
766
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,510
I'M GONNA NAIL BO AND LUKE DUKE.
767
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,600
NAIL 'EM. NAIL 'EM?
768
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,690
ROSCO, BEFORE YOU START
BUILDING ANY CROSSES,
769
00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:42,690
JUST REMEMBER THOSE BOYS
ARE VERY POPULAR AROUND HERE.
770
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:45,260
YOU BETTER BE SURE
YOU HAVE THE EVIDENCE.
771
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:47,610
THERE'LL BE NO
RAILROADING IN MY COUNTY...
772
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,050
THIS CLOSE TO ELECTIONS.
773
00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:53,880
WELL, I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW THOSE BOYS
ARE BRINGING IN 2 BROKEN SLOT MACHINES,
774
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,140
AND I KNOW WHERE,
AND I KNOW WHEN.
775
00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,530
YEAH. YOU DO?
776
00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:00,530
HOW GOOD IS YOUR INFORMATION?
777
00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,100
OH, IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.
778
00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:03,580
IN FACT, IT'S MY DEPUTY.
779
00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:05,020
THEY MADE A FOOL OUTTA HIM.
780
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:08,320
AND, BOY, HE'S
ANXIOUS TO GET EVEN.
781
00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:26,600
SITTIN' DUCKS ALL SET.
782
00:42:26,690 --> 00:42:27,780
THAT'S A ROGER.
783
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,490
COMIN' AT YA, SHERIFF.
784
00:42:40,570 --> 00:42:43,880
THEY'RE ALL MINE. HEE HEE.
785
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:05,470
YEE-HAW!
786
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,780
YOU... YOU... YOU...
787
00:43:17,310 --> 00:43:19,180
THEY'RE HEADED FOR TOWN.
788
00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:21,660
I'LL COME IN THE OTHER SIDE.
789
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,900
SEE WHAT? HEY, DID YOU SEE THAT?
790
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:46,640
THE BAIT SHOP. THEY'RE HAVING
A SALE ON WORMS AND CRICKETS.
791
00:43:46,730 --> 00:43:48,470
WELL, IF HE DON'T SELL 'EM NOW,
792
00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:50,860
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
FEED 'EM ALL WINTER.
793
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:04,820
THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
794
00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:07,820
NOW WE GOT 'EM,
ENOS! WE GOT 'EM!
795
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,830
HANG ON, COUSIN.
796
00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:18,230
YEE-HAW!
797
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,010
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
798
00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:28,710
I GOT 'EM! HEE HEE!
799
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,330
I GOT 'EM!
800
00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:32,810
I GOTCHA! THIS TIME I GOTCHA!
801
00:46:33,810 --> 00:46:35,330
YOU HAVE BEEN GOTTEN!
802
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,200
READ 'EM THEIR RIGHTS!
803
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,380
"WELCOME SHERIFF ROSCO"?
804
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:58,010
HOW WILL WE EVER THANK
YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE?
805
00:46:58,090 --> 00:47:01,140
UH, WHA... KIDS, NOW
DON'T BE EATING YET.
806
00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:04,230
I KNOW WE PROMISED NOT TO
TELL, BUT SHE DRUG IT OUT OF US.
807
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,580
WE FIGURED PEOPLE HAD A RIGHT TO
KNOW JUST WHO SAVED THE ORPHANAGE.
808
00:47:07,670 --> 00:47:09,890
YOU WAIT TILL BOSS HOGG
FINDS OUT IT WAS YOU.
809
00:47:09,970 --> 00:47:13,540
OH, YOU OLD RASCAL,
YOU OLD SOFTIE, YOU.
810
00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:15,240
WE KNEW YOU'D BE
TOO MODEST TO SHOW UP
811
00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:17,420
TO THE CELEBRATION,
SO WE HAD TO TRICK YOU.
812
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,160
ENOS THERE HELPED.
813
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,680
I TELL YOU, SHERIFF,
814
00:47:20,770 --> 00:47:22,990
I... I HAD YOU ALL WRONG
ABOUT THE SLOT MACHINES.
815
00:47:23,070 --> 00:47:25,080
I'M MIGHTY PROUD TO
SERVE UNDER A MAN LIKE YOU.
816
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,510
OKAY. OKAY, ENOS, OKAY.
817
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,090
LOOK... NO HANDS!
818
00:47:36,170 --> 00:47:38,700
NO, NO, NOW YOU HOLD ON THERE.
819
00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:41,310
HEE HEE. HERE WE GO.
820
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,350
WHEEEEE.
821
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:49,840
Balladeer: WELL, THE WORD GOT OUT,
AND OLD ROSCO WAS RE-ELECTED...
822
00:47:49,930 --> 00:47:53,500
WHICH MEANT THE DUKES COULD
STILL FIGHT AN ENEMY THEY KNEW.
823
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:01,940
AND JILL DECIDED TO HANG
AROUND AN EXTRA WEEK.
824
00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,330
OL' BOSS WAS REALLY
BURNED AT ROSCO
825
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:07,340
FOR TAKING ALL THE CREDIT
FOR SAVING THE ORPHANAGE.
826
00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:09,250
AFTER ALL, THEY WERE
HIS SLOT MACHINES.
827
00:48:11,910 --> 00:48:15,730
SO THAT'S THE LEGEND OF HOW SHERIFF
ROSCO HELPED SAVE THE ORPHANAGE...
828
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:19,090
AND MADE GAMBLING
RESPECTABLE IN HAZZARD COUNTY.
829
00:48:19,910 --> 00:48:22,920
OF COURSE... HE
HAD A LITTLE HELP.
54909
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