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[CAR SPUTTERS]
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Oh, the battery’s dead.
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie.
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Say, Jea--
Oh, uh, hi.
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Uh, would you blink
into another outfit
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and give me a hand out here?
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Oh, yes, master.
Right away.
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Does that mean
lam going with you?
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No, for the last time,
you can't go.
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Now, hurry up.
I’m gonna be late.
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How often does my very own
master go on television?
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Shh!
And with my hair like this,
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no one would know
who | am.
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No! No, Jeannie. That’s my final
word on the subject. No.
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Look, I’m-- I’m a little late.
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If you could just
help me, huh?
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Would you, uh,
turn on the ignition?
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| can fix it.
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No, no, no.
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Uh, the last time you fixed it
| found a camel under here.
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Now, just turn on
the ignition, huh?
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Which is the ignition?
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It's the one, uh,
with the key.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Good.
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Good. Thanks, Jeannie.
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Put your foot on the brake,
will you?
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Put your foot on the brake!
Put your--
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Jeannie!
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No! No!
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Not on the gas!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey, Harry. How are you?
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[TIRES SQUEAL DISTANTLY]
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[CRASH]
[JEANNIE SCREAMS]
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[NERVOUS LAUGH]
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They do not make automobiles
the way they used to.
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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Look at it! Look at it!
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| am sorry, master.
It was an accident.
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I’ve got to get
to the studio.
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| gotta get to the studio!
Yes, master.
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We can't
hang around here.
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Oh!
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Where are we, anyway?
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The TV studio.
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Oh, thanks, Jeannie.
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Well, now that we are here,
shall we go in?
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Oh, uh, Major Nelson.
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Uh, Amanda.
Yes, darling.
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You're my cousin
from Kansas.
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You're only gonna be
in Cocoa Beach for a day.
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And you'll never him again,
got it?
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Yes.
Howdy, now, Dr. Bellows.
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Just in time
for your rehearsal, major.
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I'd like you to meet--
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| am his cousin, Jeannie,
from Kansas
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who will only be in Cocoa Beach
for one day
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so you will never
see me again.
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Oh.
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AMANDA:
This is my cousin, Homer Banks.
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He’s from out of town too.
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Put it there, captain.
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Yeah. Major.
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Captain, major.
What difference does it make?
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We’re all on the same team, huh?
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Miss, you are as pretty
as a picture.
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I’m in siding.
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Aluminum siding.
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[LAUGHS]
Oh, yes.
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[CHUCKLES]
AMANDA: Oh, yes.
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He’s very successful.
As a matter of fact,
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he has everything...
except a wife.
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And I’m working on that.
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Major Nelson,
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you and your party
come right on in.
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Come along, major.
Uh, but sir--
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Oh, no, no. Your public’s
waiting. Come along.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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We don't have to go in yet,
Jeannie.
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Why don’t us, um, cousins
stay out here for a little while
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and chew the fat, huh?
Thank you very much, Mr. Banks--
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Oh, Homer, please.
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Oh, Homer Please, |, uh,
| would like to go in
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and see my master-- Um-- Um--
Um, my cousin rehearse.
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Oh, but there’s nothing
to watch.
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Besides, you'll see it all
a little later.
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Come on. Let me buy you
a cup Of coffee.
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Oh, well, but Mr. Banks, I--
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Homer.
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Oh, Mr. Homer,
| do not want any coffee.
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Why, sure, you do.
There’s nothing like
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a hot cup of coffee
to break the ice.
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Cream and sugar.
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Mr. Homer, please let go
of my hand.
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Jeannie, I’m a man of action.
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When | find something | like
| never let go, hm?
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Hm!
[MAGIC CHIME]
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Ooh!
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Oh, my hand is stuck.
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Jeannie, help me.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Homer.
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| will send out
some paper towels
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so that you may
clean up the mess.
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| think she likes me.
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[Pal]
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Excuse me.
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Where did you
come from?
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Oh, uh, Kansas.
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I’m cousin Jeannie.
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Well, howdy, howdy,
cousin Jeannie. I’m Carl Tucker.
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Owner and general manager
of Carl Tucker Cars,
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the largest transportation
center in Cocoa Beach.
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What can | do for you?
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Oh, well, uh, how much
will it cost to fix this car?
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Oh, you really like this car,
do you, little lady?
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You've got a real eye.
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She’s one of a kind.
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Now, actually,
we don’t own her.
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But we might be able
to persuade the owner
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to part with her.
Oh, but Mr. Tucker--
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The, uh, damage isn't too bad.
Superficial, really.
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Now, by the time
our service department
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gets finished with it,
you won't recognize it.
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Now, | might be able
to let you have it for, say, uh,
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1699.
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But Mr.--
Sixteen-hundred.
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You do not understand.
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| am the one
who wrecked the car.
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Oh.
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Well, in that case,
as | Say,
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the damage may look superficial,
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but there are probably
internal injuries.
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Internal injuries?
Oh, yes.
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The block looks like
it's cracked.
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The axle is shot.
Upholstery pretty well beat.
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Yes.
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And we got the bumpers
bent up pretty good too.
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New tires.
New tires?
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Uh, windshield.
No windshield.
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But how--?
How much will it cost?
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Ooh, could run as high as,
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say, uh, $500.
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Five hundred dollars?
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Oh, that is terrible.
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You know, miss,
| shouldn't be saying this,
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but | like you.
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And | want to see you
get a fair shake.
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If | were you,
I’d get rid of her.
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It's a junk heap.
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But who would want
to buy a junk heap?
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Four hundred dollars.
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As she stands.
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And I'll be losing money.
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Uh, | do not understand.
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You were going to sell the car
to me for $1699.
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Look, miss, | want you
to understand something.
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Carl Tucker
may not be a rich man,
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he may not be a handsome man,
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but he’s an honest man.
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And when | say something
about a Car,
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you can believe it.
My word is my bond.
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Now, | want you
to promise me something.
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If you ever catch me
saying anything
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about any car on this lot
that isn't true,
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you show me,
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and I'll be the first one
in the world to admit it.
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Promise?
Oh, | promise, Mr. Tucker.
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Four hundred dollars.
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Now, let me see.
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You would give me $400.
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And it would cost $500
to repair it.
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That means my master
would save $100.
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Oh, | will take it.
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Oh, you’re a shrewd
businesswoman.
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Well, now, you'll be needing
a new car, won’t you?
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Mm.
I'll tell you what.
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Look around the lot.
Take as long as you want.
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And when you see one you like,
you call me.
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And remember,
if you find anything wrong
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with any car on this lot,
you show me up for a faker.
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Right?
Right.
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Oh, what a nice man.
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Ooh, with this $400,
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| will be able to buy my master
a new Car.
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How would he ever get along
without me?
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[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
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HOMER:
And that’s kind of a funny
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sighting we men
really get a charge out of.
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Yeah, but you know,
I’m real disappointed, captain.
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| was looking forward to seeing
that cute little filly again.
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That cute little filly
trotted back to Kansas.
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Well, | may just have to
trot right back there after her.
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She really took my fancy.
Ho-ho!
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Shh! Quiet, everyone.
It’s starting.
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And now, On the Spot,
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the program that covers
the country
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bringing you interviews
with the people
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you would most like to see
on the spot.
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On the Spot is brought to you
by Carl Tucker Automobiles,
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the largest automotive center
in Cocoa Beach.
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Hi, folks. Carl Tucker, here.
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Owner and general manager
of Carl Tucker Cars,
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the largest transportation
center in Cocoa Beach.
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Here we are
in our used car division,
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one of three
separate facilities
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offering you everything limos
to fine transportation cars.
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So-- So whether you’ve got $100
or $5000 to spend on a car,
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you'll find what you’re looking
for at Carl Tucker’s.
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Come on down and see us,
you hear?
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Come here.
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Hold the cards a little closer.
| don’t want to have to squint.
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People think you're dishonest
when you squint.
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Say, Mr. Tucker,
Yes.
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who’s that chick over there?
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She’s been here all day long
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going through every car
on the lot.
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Now, you leave her alone.
That chick’s my pigeon.
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And let me know when it’s time
for the next commercial, huh?
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Right.
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This looks like
my master’s car.
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Well, miss, | can see
you've got good taste.
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You sure picked a beauty.
Oh, but Mr. Tucker,
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is this not the car--?
It's a shame to call this used.
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Clean as the day
she was produced.
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Not a mark on her.
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| am sure this is
my master’s car.
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| happen to know this car was
owned by a retired clergyman.
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Yes, this is it!
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Wha--? Wha--? Wha--?
What happened?
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Mr. Tucker, you asked me
to tell you
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if you were wrong,
and, well,
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this is the car that you bought
from me this morning for $400.
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Oh, jeez. We made a deal
this morning fair and square.
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If you don’t like it,
take your business elsewhere?
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Oh, but I--
Mr. Tucker,
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time for the next
commercial.
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What happened?
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| don’t know.
Mr. Tucker?
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Mr. Tucker?
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Oh.
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| think he is trying
to cheat me.
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Now, here is a letter
from Frances Gordon of Chicago
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to our astronaut, Major Nelson.
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She wants to know how thick
is the dust on the moon?
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Uh, well, our surveyor program
has shown us
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that it’s from a few inches
to a few feet.
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However, in, uh, several areas
252
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it’s strong enough
to support a landing craft.
253
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,316
HOST:
Thank you, major.
254
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,187
There will be more questions
for On the Spot
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in a moment,
after this brief pause
256
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for a word from
Carl Tucker Automobiles.
257
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,993
Hm! You come off
real good, major.
258
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,94
You really do.
259
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,996
TUCKER:
Hi, friends. Carl Tucker again.
260
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Owner and general manager
of Carl Tucker Cars,
261
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,301
the largest transportation
facility in Cocoa Beach.
262
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,902
No matter what
you’re looking for,
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used car, new car,
pickup truck, camper,
264
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,439
we’ve got them here
at Carl Tucker.
265
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,508
Mr. Tucker,
you told me to tell you
266
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,44
if what you said about a car
was not true.
267
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,579
That looks like
your cousin.
268
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,480
Um, no, it couldn't be.
She’s back in Kansas.
269
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,149
What--?
TUCKER: You see, folks?
270
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,618
People just can’t wait to shop
and then buy at Carl Tucker.
271
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,853
Beat it, lady
We’re-- We’re on camera.
272
00:12:01,54 --> 00:12:02,622
That is your cousin!
273
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,424
Oh, sorry-- Sorry.
274
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,59
Sorry. Oh, I’m sorry.
275
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,594
| just had these pants
pressed.
276
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,163
Um-- Um-- Uh, sir, may | change
the channel on that?
277
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,165
| hope you don’t mind--
Leave it alone, major.
278
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,267
Homer's right.
Why did you say she went home?
279
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,169
But you were trying to cheat
all those people
280
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,737
who are watching
on television.
281
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,38
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
282
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,807
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
283
00:12:21,07 --> 00:12:22,809
Get out of here.
That ts not right.
284
00:12:23,09 --> 00:12:24,811
Well, because it--
It just looks like her, sir.
285
00:12:25,11 --> 00:12:26,12
It's really not her.
286
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,114
You see, the reception
on this thing is terrible.
287
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,148
Isn’t it, Roge? Huh?
288
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,617
ROGER:
That’s a good picture.
289
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,452
BELLOWS:
What’s wrong with you, major?
290
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,721
The reception’s fine.
Oh, here’s the problem, sir.
291
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,322
It's right here.
292
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,900
[COUGHS]
293
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:52,872
Major Nelson, why did you
destroy my television set?
294
00:12:53,72 --> 00:12:55,942
Oh, I’m-- I’m terribly sorry
about that, sir. |--
295
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,711
| insist we have it repaired
immediately, right, Roge?
296
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,713
What have you done
to Dr. Bellow’s television?
297
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,181
[CHUCKLING]
l-- | know a place
298
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,683
that stays open
on Sundays, sir.
299
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,85
I'll go there right away.
You broke his set!
300
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:11,57
Oh, that’s darling of them,
isn’t it, dear?
301
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,59
You know, they really are
very conscientious.
302
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,327
Amanda, they didn't--
303
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,129
That's a shame.
304
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,865
I’m going down to the used
car lot and find Jeannie.
305
00:13:19,65 --> 00:13:20,933
They really are
very sweet--
306
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:25,38
Amanda, they didn't
take the set.
307
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,679
Do you know how much these
commercials cost me a minute?
308
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,80
Well, I'll tell you.
No | won't.
309
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,982
Every second | yell at you,
it costs me money.
310
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,817
Look, hold her.
Don’t let her get away.
311
00:13:38,17 --> 00:13:39,385
Come on. Finish.
312
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,758
Awfully sorry about
the interruption, folks
313
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,360
Before we return you
to our program,
314
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,295
let me show you
a few of Carl Tucker’s finest.
315
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,765
Now, the blue books says
this car should sell for $2532.
316
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,400
Our price at Carl Tucker’s...
317
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,773
Unfortunately, this car
has already been sold.
318
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,241
Forget the license number.
319
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,710
But there are many more
cars here,
320
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,311
one that'll really suit you.
321
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,747
Anything you need,
right here at Carl Tucker’s.
322
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,483
Okay, take this late-model
station wagon.
323
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,584
This car has...
324
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,155
powered doors.
325
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,590
[LAUGHS]
326
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,58
[CHUCKLES]
327
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,226
A little joke, folks.
328
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,994
Always like to try
and keep them laughing
329
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,262
here at Carl Tucker’s.
330
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,137
This isn’t happening.
331
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,172
This can’t be happening.
332
00:14:34,73 --> 00:14:35,742
Now, this is Carl Tucker--
333
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,10
This is Carl Tucker,
owner and general manager
334
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,812
of Carl Tucker Cars,
335
00:14:40,12 --> 00:14:42,682
returning you to-- To--
336
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,751
What's the name
of that stupid program?
337
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,422
On the Spot.
338
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,723
And it is not
a stupid program.
339
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,492
My master is on it.
340
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,727
Lady, what do | have to do
to get rid of you?
341
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,397
First, you must promise not
to lie about your cars anymore.
342
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,433
| promise, | promise.
Cross my heart and hope to die.
343
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,603
Good. Now | will take
my master’s old car back.
344
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,872
Sixteen-hundred and
ninety-nine dollars.
345
00:15:06,72 --> 00:15:08,141
Mr. Tucker.
346
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,309
All right, all right,
whatever you Say.
347
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,211
Take it for nothing.
Just go.
348
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,546
Oh, no,
that would not be fair.
349
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,181
You paid me $400 for it,
350
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,583
and | will give you $400 back.
351
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,427
Oh, is that not wonderful?
352
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,228
| did it right.
353
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,999
This-- This isn’t happening,
354
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,134
so it really doesn’t
make any difference,
355
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,171
but lady, you drive the car
from the front seat.
356
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,973
Oh, | know.
357
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:44,477
But you see, | do not know
how to drive.
358
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,484
Makes sense.
359
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,86
Makes perfect sense.
360
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,688
HOMER:
Jeannie!
361
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,958
Jeannie!
362
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,600
Jeannie!
363
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,437
Jeannie! It’s me, Homer!
364
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,966
Turn around, turn around,
turn around!
365
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,868
Turn around! Jeannie!
366
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,808
[POLICE SIREN BLARES]
367
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,603
Good afternoon, officer.
Was | speeding?
368
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,307
Lady, why are you
persecuting me?
369
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,443
Oh, I-- | do not understand.
370
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,312
It's because I’m a cop,
right?
371
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,714
And you just hate cops, huh?
372
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,883
| mean, everybody
hates cops nowadays.
373
00:17:31,83 --> 00:17:34,20
Oh, no, officer,
| do not hate policemen.
374
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,821
Oh, | have great respect
for them.
375
00:17:36,22 --> 00:17:38,190
That is why | was not
driving the car.
376
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,626
Well, | know it is illegal
to drive without a license.
377
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,562
[TIRES SQUEAL DISTANTLY]
378
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,432
Oh, there’s my master.
He will explain everything.
379
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,73
Good day, officer.
How are you?
380
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,875
| can explain everything.
381
00:17:56,75 --> 00:17:58,544
|, uh-- This-- Uh, show him
your ID, will you, Roge?
382
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,645
Okay.
383
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,549
ID.
384
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,389
Master!
Shh!
385
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,91
Did you notice your car?
It is all fixed.
386
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,893
Yeah, it’s wonderful.
Wonderful.
387
00:18:14,93 --> 00:18:15,194
And it did not cost anything.
388
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,762
That is the most wonderful
thing.
389
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,198
Mr. Tucker said that--
| heard what Mr. Tucker said.
390
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,701
Uh, what I’m worried about is
what the policeman’s gonna say
391
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,869
about a car
driving itself.
392
00:18:24,70 --> 00:18:26,339
Oh, master, you do not
have to worry about him.
393
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,740
All | will do is simply go:
394
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,508
N-no, no.
395
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,11
You can’t go around blinking out
policemen to Afghanistan.
396
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,280
It's not... not legal.
397
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,48
Not even nice.
398
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,850
Just follow my lead
and don’t do anything.
399
00:18:38,50 --> 00:18:41,787
Oh, master,
| would follow you anywhere.
400
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,358
Here’s a picture
of my mother.
401
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,26
And, uh, here’s a picture
of my father,
402
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,28
and here’s a picture
of my mother and my father.
403
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,863
I’m waiting, major.
404
00:18:51,63 --> 00:18:52,465
You remember mom?
405
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,801
We're with R&D.
Research and development.
406
00:18:56,02 --> 00:18:57,303
Top secret.
Q clearance.
407
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,05
Just testing
a little project, here.
408
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,708
Uh-huh. How to destroy the
morale of the police department.
409
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:03,976
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
410
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,346
You see that car?
411
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,815
Looks like an ordinary
automobile, doesn’t it?
412
00:19:10,16 --> 00:19:13,352
It’s a highly sophisticated
remote-control space device.
413
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:17,390
We're testing it out on land
before we take it up there.
414
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,493
And | suppose the girl
is a computer, huh?
415
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,228
Shh! How’d you know?
416
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,865
l-- | watch television,
same as the next guy.
417
00:19:26,65 --> 00:19:28,34
Yeah, well, we were trying
to get the bugs out of her
418
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,802
when she ran into you earlier.
419
00:19:30,02 --> 00:19:31,971
She’s a very complicated
piece of machinery.
420
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,273
Ain’t that the truth.
421
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,642
You mean you believe him?
422
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,677
Of course | do.
423
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,812
| mean, uh,
the way | see it,
424
00:19:40,12 --> 00:19:42,14
either | believe him
or I’m some kind of a fruitcake.
425
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,83
[PANTING]
| thought
I'd never catch you.
426
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,386
Jeannie-- Oh, Jeannie,
I’ve gotta talk to you.
427
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,889
Jeannie?
Who’s Jeannie?
428
00:19:50,89 --> 00:19:51,290
This young lady is Jeannie.
429
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,759
And she’s the major’s cousin
from Kansas.
430
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,971
But officer, I've explained
the situation to you--
431
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,606
| Know, | know, | know.
432
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,744
You told me that the car was
a remote-control space vehicle
433
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,546
and that the girl
was a computer.
434
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,648
Yes--
But the other fella told me
435
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,784
that she was your cousin,
Jeannie, from Kansas.
436
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,486
Now, | ask you, major,
437
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,622
if you was me,
which one would you believe?
438
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,25
It’s all right, everybody.
| just called cousin Alfred.
439
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,461
He’s on his way.
Oh, great.
440
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,696
Cousin Alfred?
What’s he, another computer?
441
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,132
No, he’s an Air Force
psychiatrist.
442
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,701
Good, because one of us
is gonna need him.
443
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,70
Now, Jeannie-- Jeannie,
don’t you worry.
444
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,939
After we’re married
we'll look back at this
445
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,208
and we'll smile, hm?
446
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,344
Ow! Ooh! Oh! Ooh!
447
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,315
| am sorry.
Won’t you sit down?
448
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,684
HOMER:
Don't you see that knocked
right off that desk?
449
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,753
It really hurt me.
It did-- Right here.
450
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:54,820
It smarts.
451
00:20:55,20 --> 00:20:56,622
Officer, you forced me
into a situation
452
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:57,723
| was hoping to avoid.
453
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,391
Oh, what's that?
Roger.
454
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,127
Yes?
Jeannie’s got to go.
455
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,795
Yes, sir.
Jeannie’s got to go.
456
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,497
Stand back, please.
457
00:21:06,98 --> 00:21:07,500
[GIGGLES]
458
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,614
Yes, since you saw her,
459
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,250
the security of the project
was hopelessly compromised.
460
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,319
| had to press
the destruct button.
461
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,861
Jeannie?
462
00:21:36,61 --> 00:21:37,930
| didn’t know genies
had springs.
463
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,699
Look at me
when | talk to you.
464
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,735
What’s going on, here?
465
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,737
Officer, why have these people
been arrested?
466
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,239
Everything’s taken care of, sir.
Not quite.
467
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:50,743
Colonel, are you really
a psychiatrist?
468
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,211
| am.
469
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,679
Good.
470
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,148
Could you spare me
about an hour?
471
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:59,585
You see, I--
| think | need help.
472
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,188
Homer, did you find Jeannie?
473
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,891
[WHIMPERING]
ld rather not talk about it.
474
00:22:06,91 --> 00:22:07,660
[Pal]
475
00:22:11,30 --> 00:22:12,431
[Pal]
476
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,809
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, master.
477
00:22:24,09 --> 00:22:25,477
Oh, Jeannie,
stop apologizing.
478
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,879
It’s all right.
It’s all over.
479
00:22:27,79 --> 00:22:29,415
But master, | caused you
so much trouble.
480
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:30,883
Forget it.
481
00:22:31,83 --> 00:22:33,252
On second thought, remember it
so you won't do it again.
482
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,387
Oh, yes.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
483
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,57
No.
484
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,795
Yeah--? Oh!
485
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:43,863
Yes?
Major.
486
00:22:44,63 --> 00:22:45,97
Uh, I’m Carl Tucker,
487
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,99
owner and general manager
of Carl Tucker Cars,
488
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,301
the largest transportation
center in Cocoa Beach.
489
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:50,336
Are we alone?
490
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,04
TONY: Oh, yes. Yes.
TUCKER: Good.
491
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,739
Uh, you see,
through an oversight,
492
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,508
we sold you your car
for $400 yesterday afternoon.
493
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,410
Yeah, exactly what you paid
for it.
494
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,246
But we put an awful lot
of work on it.
495
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:03,82
Uh, my service manager
tells me $500.
496
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:04,617
TONY:
Five hundred dollars?
497
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:05,784
Yes.
498
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:08,721
Are you sure we’re alone?
499
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,289
Yeah-- Oh, yeah. Sure.
500
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,760
TUCKER:
Replace front fender: $129.
501
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,161
Windshield: $92.
502
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,963
Motor mounts: $76--
[MAGIC CHIME]
503
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,999
[METAL GRINDING]
What was that?
504
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,968
Well, it sounds like an engine
falling onto the ground.
505
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,638
My car.
506
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,444
Well, look, uh, about this $500,
uh, I-- ’'m not sure | can--
507
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:35,147
Forget the bill.
It's not happening.
508
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,249
It's not happening.
It didn’t happen yesterday.
509
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:38,751
It's not happening now.
510
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,719
Forget the bill.
Good day, major.
511
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,154
Well, I-- | can mail you
a check.
512
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,123
| don’t even want cash.
513
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,926
It's not happening.
It's not happening...
514
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,627
[LAUGHS]
515
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,33
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