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[Pal]
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Ground Control, Jet Plate 7.
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The aircraft's
handling very well.
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Circular thrust is okay,
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but it’s not up
to what | expected.
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The engineers
have to correct that.
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All right, we’re going to try
the vertical descent now
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to check out
the landing position.
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Will confirm as soon
as we're airborne again.
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Jet Plate 7 over and out.
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The interior cabin weight
has increased by 109 pounds.
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| won--
| wonder what that means.
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Huh?
Let me check it out.
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[CRIES OUT]
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It means your scale is wrong,
Major Healey.
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| have never weighed
more than 107 pounds
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in my entire life.
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Jeannie,
what are you doing here?
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This is a top secret flight.
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| know, master, and you must
keep up your strength.
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| brought your lunch.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Would you please, Jeannie. Out.
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It's peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches.
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Yeah, | don’t care what it is.
This is really important.
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Now, you--
Wait-- Wait--
Wait a minute!
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What flavor jelly?
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Roger, stop that.
And you too, come on, get out.
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Go on.
Yeah.
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Boy. Oh, boy,
you were kind of tough on her.
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She was only thinking of us.
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Roger, when we get back to base
| will personally buy you
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a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.
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What flavor jelly?
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Let’s take her down, hm?
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Hey, wait a minute.
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This doesn't look like
our touchdown point.
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Huh?
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You're right.
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Jeannie’s weight must have
thrown us off course.
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Let me check that.
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All right, you take her down.
I'll handle this.
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Aye, aye, Sir.
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Here we go.
All right.
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[WHIRRING]
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[CRUNCHING]
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Beautiful, Roge.
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She handles like a dream.
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Okay. Go.
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[Pal]
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[GUNS COCKING]
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All right, you Martians,
up with your hands.
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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Martians?
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Well, that’s ridiculous.
We're not Martians.
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Eh!
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Didn't expect you'd say you was,
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even if-in you are.
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Paw, they’re funnier looking
than | thought they'd be.
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Martians?
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It’s the flight suits, Roger.
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Take off the flight suits.
Here, unzip--
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I’m not taking my flight suit
off in front of that girl.
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[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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ROGER:
Wait a minute.
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Hey, lookit, Paw,
they're shedding their skin.
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Well, I'll be.
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Sam hill.
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Um...
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Well, see?
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[GUN COCKS]
Back, critters.
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Unless you want
more holes in you
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than a gopher field.
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Oh, look, ma’am,
I-| think you made a mistake.
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Um, I’m Major Anthony Nelson
and this is Major Roger Healey.
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Eh, we’re from Cocoa Beach.
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Uh, uh, NASA.
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Uh, we’re astronauts.
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What’s an asternort, Paw?
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| don't rightly know.
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| reckon some
special kind of Martian.
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This one’s kind of cute, Paw.
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Can | keep him?
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You get back here, girl.
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You wanna get yourself
corn-taminated?
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You don't think they’re
gonna shoot us, do you?
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No, of course not, Roger.
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They're just simple
country folk, Roger.
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They’re frightened.
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Il talk to ‘em
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in their own language.
Yeah. Good.
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Uh, now looky here, folks.
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There ain't nothing
to rightly be feared--
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How do you say "help"
in hillbilly?
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"Help."
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Help! Help!
Help! Help!
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Help! Help! Help!
Help! Help! Help!
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What are you gonna
do with them, Paw?
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Well, | don’t rightly know,
Daisy Lou.
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First thing we gonna do
is move ‘em over to the house.
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Okay, Martians, get moving.
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What--? What’s the second thing
you're gonna do?
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Well, now, that’s the part
| ain’t decided on yet.
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| reckon we'll either
shoot you or hang you.
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Git! Git!
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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Master.
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Major Healey.
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[SINGING IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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[SINGING IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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Hello. Have you seen
two astronauts?
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Aw, yep, uh...Paw’s got ‘em
back to the house.
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Oh, dear,
| hope they aren't having lunch.
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| don't reckon they are.
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Hey, are you, uh...?
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Are you an asternort too?
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[LAUGHS]
Oh, no.
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lam a genie.
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Oh, I’m right pleased
to meet you, Miss Jeannie.
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My name’s Clem.
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How do you do, Mr. Clem?
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You're purty.
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Quick too.
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| would like to see
the two astronauts, please.
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If'n | let you see ’em,
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then will you give me a kiss?
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No, Mr. Clem,
but | will give you
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a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.
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Okay, okay, just put that thing
down, will you?
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PAW: Get in there.
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| don’t want any nonsense
outta you two.
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You made your mind up yet, Paw?
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Yeah, are you
gonna hang ‘em or shoot ‘em?
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How many times do | tell you?
I’m not a Martian.
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l-l was brought up in a farm.
| Know all about barns, I--
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Hang ‘em!
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[Pal]
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Why are you doing that,
Mr. Clem?
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You were going to take me
to see the two astronauts.
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Oh, well, | aim to,
uh, Miss Jeannie.
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| aim to, you see.
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But, um, us mountain folks
has, uh,
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Our Own special way
of doing things,
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and, uh, well,
it wouldn’t be fitting
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for me to take you over
to see them fellas
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without | first
showed you some
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old-fashioned
mountain hospitality.
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Is that what you
were doing with them?
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Oh, we sure are.
Heh, heh.
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Well, all right.
|--
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| do not wish to be impolite.
[PHONOGRAPH PLAYING BANJO MUSIC]
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But-- But can you show me
this hospitality quickly?
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Miss Jeannie,
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| aim to be quicker
than spit on the griddle.
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[CRIES OUT]
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Is this what you call
hospitality?
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Why, sure.
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How about a little old-fashioned
mountain-style bear hug?
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[SCREAMS]
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[ROARS]
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Miss Jeannie! Miss Jeannie!
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Wait a minute.
Now, that’s not what | meant.
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| meant something
entirely different.
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There.
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Reckon that ought to keep
you Martians
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from trying
any more funny stuff.
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What can we do
to convince you
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we’re not Martians?
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Could they be telling
the truth, Paw?
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Well, | reckon not,
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but there ain’t no
real way of telling.
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Say, that gives me
an idea.
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Do Martians have blood?
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Of course not, Maw.
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Everybody knows Martians
ain't got no blood.
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And if’n they do, it’s green.
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Well, then, all we got to do
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is poke ‘em a little
with this,
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and if they bleed red,
they ain't Martian.
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I’m a Martian, I’m a Martian.
Martian. Martian.
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There, you see, Paw? We got us
a corn-fession. Heh-heh.
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Now, all you got to do is decide
whether you wanna hang ‘em, or--
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Or shoot em.
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Will you stop ogling him,
Daisy Lou?
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But he’s cute, Maw.
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I’m gonna give you cute
right up alongside your head.
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We ain't having no mixed
marriages in our family.
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| say we should shoot ‘em
and be done with it.
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[Pal]
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| reckon you're right, Maw.
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Oh, Paw, don’t shoot ’em.
Can’t we keep ’em as pets?
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| bet they’d pull
a real good plow.
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Daisy Lou,
they is strangers.
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And strangers mean trouble.
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What if somebody
was to find out about ’em?
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They tell the government,
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the government
tell the revenuers,
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the revenuers come poking
around here and find our still.
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Your Paw’s right, Daisy Lou.
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The only thing to do
is shoot ‘em.
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Uh, ma’am, could | speak
to you a moment, please?
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Uh, I-l think | have a solution.
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So have we.
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Uh, but | think | can convince
you that we're not Martians.
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Oh, you can?
Uh-huh.
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Now, if you'll just call
Cocoa Beach.
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You call NASA
at Cocoa Beach.
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They'll be able
to explain who we are.
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Can’t do that, son.
And why not?
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’Cause we ain't
got a telephone.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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[CHUCKLES]
Oh, yeah.
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Ain't got a telephone.
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Somebody must have a telephone
around here.
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Isn’t there a town nearby?
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We could go to
Hankerville, Paw.
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Yeah,
reckon we could.
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Say, um, uh, what’s
this fellow, "NASA"?
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Oh, it’s not a fella, sir.
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It’s the National Aeronautics
and Space Agency.
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The who?
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Oh, um, the government.
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Paw, you're right. Revenuers!
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Wait, put the down the gun.
TONY: Forget it, Roge.
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Forget it?
They’re gonna shoot us!
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No, no, they just probably
don’t want the reward.
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Maw.
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Reward? What reward?
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Um, the United States government
would be very grateful
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if you captured two Martians.
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There would be a big reward.
Right?
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[Pal]
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Let’s go to Hankerville.
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We'll send Clem to Hankerville.
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Remember: NASA.
Uh, Cocoa Beach.
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Ask for Dr. Bellows!
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Oh, don’t ask for Dr. Bellows.
Forget-- Forget Dr. Bellows.
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| sure don’t know how you
done this, Miss Jeannie,
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but I'd sure appreciate it
ifn you’d let me down.
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Well, | would be happy to,
Mr. Clem.
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But first you must promise
not to chase me anymore.
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Oh, | will. | do. | surely do.
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And then you must promise to
take me to see
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the two astronauts.
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| will, | will.
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Just as soon as you
let me down from here.
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Very well.
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[Pal]
252
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,961
[SHRIEKS]
253
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,63
Mr. Clem, you promised.
254
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,99
| know | did, Miss Jeannie,
but I’m a terrible liar.
255
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,435
Paw whups me for it
all the time.
256
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,971
| just can’t help it.
| just keep on lying.
257
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,739
Ah-haw!
258
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:49,709
What?
259
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,915
Clem, you get down from there.
260
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:59,552
Well,
| don't rightly know how, Maw.
261
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,254
She done it to me.
262
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,956
PAW:
| might have noticed.
263
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,292
Another Martian, but female.
264
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:09,229
| would like to see
the two astronauts, please.
265
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:13,533
You watch out for her, Paw.
She’s got powers.
266
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,34
Uh, well, why--
Why surely, ma’am.
267
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,236
Uh, you just follow me.
268
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,237
Oh. Um...
269
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,405
Could you get him
down from there?
270
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,441
‘Cause he’s gonna go
to Hankerville.
271
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,142
JEANNIE:
Very well.
272
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,513
[GIGGLES]
273
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,15
You tell him what to do, Maw.
274
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,284
Now, uh, ma’am,
them other two Martians
275
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,519
is out in the barn,
so right this way.
276
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,156
Hey, that was a great idea
about the reward.
277
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,459
| wonder how far it is from here
to Hankerville?
278
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,594
| don’t know,
but here they come.
279
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:42,962
[Pal]
280
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,433
Oh, master,
what have they done to you?
281
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,802
Would you please just
blink us outta here.
282
00:12:50,03 --> 00:12:52,238
Oh, yes, master. At once.
283
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,812
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
284
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:08,87
Hey, that’s real neat.
Sure saves us the trouble. Heh.
285
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,723
Clem’s on his way, Paw.
286
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:14,761
Say, you done her
pretty good, Paw.
287
00:13:16,95 --> 00:13:17,230
l’ve been thinkin’.
288
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,866
Them rewards you get
for capturing people.
289
00:13:20,66 --> 00:13:22,969
They say "dead or alive,"
don’t they?
290
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,838
They sure do.
Uh-huh.
291
00:13:26,39 --> 00:13:27,940
[Pal]
292
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,816
[Pal]
293
00:13:37,16 --> 00:13:41,120
Yes. Yes, well,
thank you, colonel.
294
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,289
Nothing yet on Major Nelson
and Major Healey, sir.
295
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,524
They were supposed to land
296
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,592
and then confirm once they
were airborne again.
297
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,927
It’s, uh, been three hours.
298
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,697
Well, the radar lost them
as soon as they started down.
299
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,266
They could be anywhere
within a radius of 200 miles.
300
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,68
Well, according to--
[PHONE BUZZES]
301
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,736
Oh, I'll get it.
302
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,339
Dr. Bellows speaking.
303
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,441
Uh, yes. Just a moment.
304
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,542
For you, sir.
305
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,978
General Peterson.
306
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,613
Yes.
307
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,248
Henderson, | haven't got time
308
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,217
to fool around any kind
of nonsense like that.
309
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,20
I’ve an experimental ship
with two astronauts down, and--
310
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,856
Yes.
311
00:14:17,56 --> 00:14:18,858
Yes, | know.
312
00:14:19,58 --> 00:14:21,694
All right.
I'll send somebody up there.
313
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,364
Major Nelson, Major Healey?
Martians.
314
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,798
| beg your pardon?
315
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,767
All those blasted UFO sightings.
316
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,435
Every time some darn fool
317
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,372
sees a sunspot or a balloon,
they think we're being invaded.
318
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,806
[SNAPS FINGERS]
319
00:14:34,06 --> 00:14:36,542
Perhaps Jet Plate 7.
It looks like a flying saucer.
320
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,745
That thought crossed my mind.
321
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,79
However,
this time the report
322
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,981
says the Martians
have been captured.
323
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,317
Three of ’em. One a female.
324
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,886
Well, that crosses out
Major Nelson and Major Healey.
325
00:14:47,86 --> 00:14:48,388
Nevertheless, space headquarters
326
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,424
wants the invaders
questioned and investigated.
327
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,127
Now, would you mind
hopping up there, Dr. Bellows?
328
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,328
[Pal]
329
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,729
Yes, sir.
330
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,567
Jeannie, would you wake up?
Would you please wake up?
331
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,669
Oh!
Uh-oh.
332
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,905
You woke up the wrong girl.
Shoot.
333
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,108
Hi.
334
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:18,184
Hey, Martian.
How come you don’t cotton to me?
335
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,354
| sure cotton to you.
336
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,623
You hear that?
She cottons to me.
337
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:24,924
What a time to be irresistible.
338
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,426
Roger, control yourself,
will ya?
339
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,727
Just control yourself.
340
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,796
| know how unbearably
beautiful you find her,
341
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,832
but remember,
you're a Martian.
342
00:15:33,32 --> 00:15:35,301
She’s--
She’s an earthling.
343
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,502
It won’t work.
344
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:37,804
What are you talking about?
345
00:15:38,04 --> 00:15:40,106
| Know, | know, | know.
The heartbreak, the pain.
346
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,308
The heartbreak and pain
is hanging from this hook--
347
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:43,543
Roger!
348
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,445
You see, miss,
us Martians,
349
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,314
we don’t show our feelings
like most folks do.
350
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,184
But Roger here, well,
he’s just--
351
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,120
He’s just plumb crazy
about you.
352
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,455
Oh, he is?
353
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,257
Sure he is.
Ain’t you, Roge?
354
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,425
Ain't you?
355
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,294
Oh, yeah. Oh, me? Boy.
356
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,130
Oh, I’m plumb crazy about you,
ma’am. Right. Oh, yeah.
357
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,399
Here’s what he‘d really like
to be doing with you now:
358
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,434
is holding you in his arms
and crushing you
359
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,936
and tell you
how beautiful you are.
360
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,338
Yeah, I'd like to hold you
and crush you and beautiful...
361
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,974
Yeah.
The thing is,
you with that gun down there
362
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:18,511
and us hanging up here,
well, c’est la vie.
363
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,12
What’s that mean?
364
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,616
In Martian that means
he loves you.
365
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,917
Yeah.
366
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:29,789
Oh. Well, c’est /a vie.
367
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,24
C’est la vie.
368
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,127
C’est la doggone vie.
Oh, yeah. Mmm. Oh!
369
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,332
[MUFFLED MOANING]
370
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,868
Wake up. Wake up.
371
00:16:42,68 --> 00:16:44,837
Would you just please
wake up, Jeannie.
372
00:16:45,37 --> 00:16:46,105
[GRUNTS]
373
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:49,909
Jeannie, please wake up.
Please, come one. Come on, baby.
374
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,612
Okay, put her down over here.
Over here.
375
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,181
[GROANS]
376
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,816
Water.
| think she’s coming to.
377
00:16:57,16 --> 00:16:58,518
Water.
Jeannie, if you just wake up
378
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,453
you could blink yourself
Lake Michigan.
379
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,721
There’s a bucket over here.
380
00:17:03,89 --> 00:17:04,624
Oh! It’s got water in it.
381
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,62
Water.
There you go.
382
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,534
[Pal]
383
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,369
[MOONSHINE BUBBLING]
384
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,773
[WEEPING]
385
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:25,578
He said he was plumb crazy
for me.
386
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,748
He even said he
c’est la vied me.
387
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,884
He didn't.
Yes, and then he--
388
00:17:32,84 --> 00:17:33,319
[SOBS]
389
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,122
Aw, hush up, Daisy Lou.
Hush up, will ya?
390
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,823
You reckon we gotta
revenge her, Maw?
391
00:17:38,24 --> 00:17:39,392
| reckon we do, Paw.
392
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,628
If'n we don’t, we can’t hold up
our heads in polite society.
393
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,530
Well, uh,
how about the reward?
394
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,632
Dead or alive, Paw.
395
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,601
Dead or alive.
Uh-huh.
396
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,69
Come on, gal.
397
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,705
[Pal]
398
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,907
Come on, Jeannie, we gotta
get back to the jet plate.
399
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,09
More.
Come on, that’s enough.
400
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,713
Ahem.
Ah, thank you, Master.
401
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,214
[HICCUPS]
402
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,449
Wait a minute.
403
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,318
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
404
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,454
[GASPS]
405
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,755
That’s moonshine.
406
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,925
Great, just what we need:
a stoned genie.
407
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,160
Jeannie.
408
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,596
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
409
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,598
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
410
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,701
[HICCUPS]
411
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,302
[GIGGLES]
412
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,403
Oh!
413
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,773
Jeannie.
Jeannie.
414
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,874
Tag!
Agh!
415
00:18:30,42 --> 00:18:31,577
You are it, master.
Catch me, catch me.
416
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,778
Oh, tag.
Yeah.
417
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,680
All right, Jeannie.
Oh, ooh, oh!
418
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,451
[GUN COCKS]
419
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,785
Come on. Come on, Jeannie!
420
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:40,820
Will you stop that?
421
00:18:41,20 --> 00:18:42,622
Do you happen to know
what this stuff is?
422
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:48,327
Very good, master.
| am it. | will catch you.
423
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,662
Good idea.
424
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,200
[CRIES OUT]
425
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,605
Roger!
426
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,740
Roger.
427
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,41
Come on.
428
00:19:03,75 --> 00:19:04,276
Olly, olly oxen free-free-free.
429
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,978
Oh, that is not fair, master--
430
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,213
[GUNSHOT]
[YELLS]
431
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,181
[LAUGHING]
432
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,18
Jeannie, just one blink
to the jet plate.
433
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,719
[GUNSHOT]
[YELLS]
434
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,488
Please, just one blink.
435
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,756
[GUNSHOT]
[YELLS]
436
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,524
Oh, now we’re really up a tree.
437
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,59
If that is your pleasure.
438
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,228
[GIGGLES]
439
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,462
How’s this?
440
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,563
Oh, great.
441
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,600
Where'd they go?
442
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,502
There they are.
443
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,272
[GUNSHOT]
[YELLS]
444
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,908
Now we're really sitting ducks.
Certainly.
445
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,778
[QUACKING]
446
00:19:40,79 --> 00:19:44,417
Roge, you've got
feathers and wings.
447
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,518
So have you.
448
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,86
You wanna fly south
for the winter?
449
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,421
[GIGGLES]
450
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,389
[YELLING]
451
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,458
[GIGGLING]
452
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,428
Darndest thing | ever seen.
453
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,63
Ah, what'd you expect,
Paw?
454
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,67
It's just your average,
everyday Martian.
455
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,70
Jeannie, blink us
to the jet plate right now.
456
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,640
The jet plate, the ship,
the airplane, the round thing.
457
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,42
Well, certainly.
Why did you not say so before?
458
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,944
| did say so before.
459
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:14,380
Ah!
460
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,48
We're here. We’re safe.
461
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,650
Well, thank you, Jeannie,
thank you.
462
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,352
Oh, I’ve never been so happy
to be anyplace in my whole life.
463
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,888
All right. Let’s get outta
this nightmare. Come on.
464
00:20:23,89 --> 00:20:25,491
[GIGGLING]
Are we not gonna
play tag anymore?
465
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,397
Oh, what have you done now?!
Jeannie, are you all right?
466
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,765
Let me check that.
467
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,834
It’s all right, Roger,
it’s just the capacitor.
468
00:20:35,34 --> 00:20:36,102
It'll take a minute to fix.
469
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,03
For the last time,
470
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,207
that is not a flying saucer.
It's a jet plate.
471
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,209
An experimental aircraft
472
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,745
constructed by
the United States Air Force.
473
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:49,348
BELLOWS:
Please, please, will you
take me to the astronauts.
474
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,816
It's Dr. Bellows, all right.
475
00:20:51,16 --> 00:20:52,752
Oh, Jeannie, come on.
We need you. Wake up.
476
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,453
She must be out
for the duration.
477
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,55
Dr. Bellows must be worried
about us.
478
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,623
We'll go out
and show him we're okay,
479
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,24
and then try to keep
those people
480
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,359
from thinking we’re Martians.
481
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,333
You are Martians. Yes, master.
482
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,35
[MAGIC BOINGS]
483
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,738
If they ain’t Martians,
do we still get a reward?
484
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,541
If'n they ain’t Martians, Paw,
can | marry the cute one?
485
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:19,78
You'll wait till you’re 14
like your sister done.
486
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,113
Please, please,
just take me to them.
487
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,449
Not till you give us
the reward.
488
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,253
My dear sir,
| appreciate you informing NASA
489
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,821
of the whereabouts
of the jet plate,
490
00:21:29,21 --> 00:21:31,23
but it seems to me that any
public-spirited citizen
491
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,324
should be only too willing--
492
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,593
[GASPS]
493
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,595
Great heavens.
494
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,897
Martians.
495
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,401
I’ve gotta get back to--
I’ve got to--
496
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,336
NASA Invaded.
497
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,938
Hey, wait.
498
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,107
Wait a minute.
Hey, mister.
499
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,975
Hey. Hey, mister.
500
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:50,976
Wait a minute.
501
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,578
These here
are not the same ones.
502
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:53,979
No, they’s different.
503
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,414
[GUNSHOTS]
Hey, wait a minute.
504
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,950
You can’t shoot at Dr. Bellows.
He’s a psychiatrist.
505
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,418
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
506
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,956
He’s right. We're Martians.
507
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,765
Here, here. Get em, get ‘em.
508
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,867
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
509
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,407
[Pal]
510
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,645
General,
| don’t understand.
511
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,114
This whole base
should be on red alert.
512
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,116
The president
should have been notified.
513
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,484
Look. Look at this hat.
514
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,787
Now just calm down, colonel.
Nobody’s gonna hurt you.
515
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,355
But, sir,
| know it sounds crazy,
516
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:37,556
but it’s true: | saw them.
517
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,425
Green-- Green men with, uh:
518
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,626
[STAMMERS]
519
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:41,927
Antennae, colonel?
520
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,195
That’s right, sir, antennae.
521
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,264
They must have taken over
the jet plate.
522
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,266
Well, there’s the jet plate
right now, doctor.
523
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:51,70
BELLOWS:
The gall of them,
to come right here to NASA.
524
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,172
[JET PLATE ENGINES WHIRRING]
525
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,310
Oh, no.
They might have vaporizers.
526
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,312
We’ll chance it, doctor. Go on!
527
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:01,547
You'll see.
528
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,249
You'll see.
529
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,719
Hello.
530
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,821
Hello in--
531
00:23:09,21 --> 00:23:10,990
Hello in there.
532
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:15,227
[SPEAKING SLOWLY]
Uh, we are earthlings.
533
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,62
We like you.
534
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:20,599
Oh, that’s very kind of you,
sir. We like you too.
535
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,806
Well, doctor?
536
00:23:28,07 --> 00:23:31,644
[SPEAKING NORMALLY]
Well, I-- | tell you, sir,
| saw Martians.
537
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:36,215
They were green with these
long antennae. | saw them.
538
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,317
[Pal]
539
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,628
[Pal]
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