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You're alone?
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Yeah.
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You know what you want?
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I'll take the venison please.
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...this morning
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at the Jacob RiverCommunity Center
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for the victims ofa tragic event last Friday
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which is now being referred to
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as the Nace Family Massacre.
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Friends and family of
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the deceased gathered at thecommunity center today to--
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the murders
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which took place Friday evening.
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Said the family interviewed that
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the Nace family was yourAll-American family.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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An emotional wave of distress
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has rocked the small community,
causing
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many citizens to stay indoors
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and take time off workto be with their family.
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Althougha thorough investigation
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is underway,police say they have made
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no arrests at this time.
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Motivations forthe murders has been
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subject of many conversationsthis week,
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in whether or notthey are linked to
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the murder of a family member,Alex Nace.
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...occurred exactly a year ago
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from the crimes ofFriday evening.
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The shooting one yearprior is still untold,
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leaving many to wonderif the shooter
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just came backto finish the job.
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Need anything else?
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Ma'am?
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No, thank you.
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Oh!
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Touchdown, yeah!
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Sorry, I have a cheese ball
in my mouth, what up?
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Hey, Indy.
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Addie?
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- You okay?
- Yeah...
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Could you come over?
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Hey sweetie, I stopped by
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on my way to the airport.
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Janet called to seehow you're doing.
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Jim said their cabin's freeand that you're
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more than welcome to go up there
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with your friendsfor the weekend.
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Tomorrow it will be a year.
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You have to move on.
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Speaking of moving on...
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What's this?
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Ugh, my mom dropped that off
with flowers this morning.
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I guess she was talking to Janet
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on the phone and
they both thought
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it'd be a bad idea
for me to stay here
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this weekend, so I guess
Jim offered up his cabin.
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Alex's dad offered that?
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That's a huge step, actually.
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All right, extreme camping trip!
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We can take Wilma!
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Call the other girls and see
if they wanna go.
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You mean you wanna
invite other girls on our date?
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I thought we
could have an orgy.
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You know, the usual.
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As long as I can be
the big spoon.
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You can be the big spoon.
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And you make the other sluts
sleep in the wet spot.
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Gross!
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So where's this cabin anyway?
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It's out near Concrete.
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So who are we inviting?
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Anyone who wants to come.
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On my chest?
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Dude...
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Okay.
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Welcome back.
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See ya later!
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You left your home
at five in the evening?
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Why can't you people
just do your fucking jobs?
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Ma'am, I assure you our
investigation is continuing.
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There's a process
we have to follow--
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Stop. You don't know what's
right in front of you!
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Addison Nace?
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You left your home and proceeded
to one Ariel Jackson's.
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What, are we dropping
you off at a frat party?
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It's a quarter mile hike
to the cabin,
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you're gonna wear that?
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Fuck you, pirate hat is coming.
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- It's extra weight.
- You're extra weight!
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Could you not be an asshole
for like five minutes?
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Dude, that'd be like asking
the wind not to blow.
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So Billy still lives in
her grandma's place, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, and I invited Gina,
I hope that's okay.
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And she's at Billy's,
so we can kill two birds.
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Well, I have a surprise guest
as well.
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- Santa?
- Nope.
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Bill Murray.
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Ariel.
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Ariel?
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She lives!
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Depends on
what film she's doing.
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Hot, so what she
been up to lately?
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Just doing
the Indy Hollywood thing.
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Sucks though,
'cause we never get to see her.
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She's always either rehearsing
or filming something.
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Lame.
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Shit!
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What up, biatch?
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How did you get back there
without me seeing you?
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I snuck her in there when
you got to my house.
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You know, had I known you
were back there, I would have
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at least lied to you.
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Aw, Indy, you're
not a very good liar.
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- Yes I am!
- No you're not.
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- Okay, two truths and a lie.
- Okay.
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All right, one,
I'm allergic to alcohol.
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Two, I put on deodorant
this morning,
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and three, I have to poop.
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- Well, that was easy.
- Okay.
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You are not
allergic to alcohol.
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- Yes I am.
- No, you're not!
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Yes, I am. Every time I drink
I break out in handcuffs, woo!
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Oh,,you're so retarded!
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You cheated!
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I didn't. How do you know
the other two aren't true?
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Well, I can smell
you from here,
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so I know you didn't
put on deodorant--
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Hey.
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You probably
pooped before you left.
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Nope, I have to poop.
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Wait, so which one's the lie?
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Neither, I lied about lying.
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Fucking cheater!
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You're
just mad because
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I'm a better actress than you.
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Oh, speaking of acting...
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I brought my scripts along.
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What's this for?
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A horror film
called Eating Revenge!
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Is that whore with a w?
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Oh, yeah, absolute whore.
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Wait, can I
rehearse it with you?
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Yeah!
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Oh, this is gonna
sound super nerdy,
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but I actually brought
a video camera.
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So dangerous.
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I was hoping you
guys could film
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a couple of my scenes with me?
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That way I can see
what I look like
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so I don't look
completely retarded
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when I actually film.
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So cliché, a hot chick.
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I know, right?
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No, no, you need bigger boobs.
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Just wait, I'm gonna
be famous as fuck
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and you're gonna take
back every comment.
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No, because then you'll have
money to buy fake ones.
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Fuck you.
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Gina, they're here!
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Hey, what's up, motherfuckers?
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Really?
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The slow clap?
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Really?
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Could have been
the other clap.
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Dude, if you
weren't such a klutz,
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you wouldn't get the slow clap.
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Or the other clap.
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Hey Addie, you're out
of the fucking house.
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Yeah.
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Oh, balls, I forgot my pillow.
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Fuck you, assholes!
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Hey, guys!
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Hey,
look at those legs,
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they go right up and make
an ass out of themselves.
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Indy!
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Hey.
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Hey, Addison.
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Welcome of the dead, huh?
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You don't smell like death.
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Well, I showered!
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I had no idea that death smelled
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like a baby shitting vinegar
until I started this job.
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Well put!
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Learned it from the best.
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The best pervert.
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No, the best English to
sexting truth translator.
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Douche-aye.
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Yes, we're gonna bring Wilma?
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Wilma, will my van start?
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Cute hats!
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Thanks, we tried
to dress up for you.
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Damn, the whole crew?
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Even Ariel.
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I know, it was so last minute.
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It was just meant to be.
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Goodbye, Billy!
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What?
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Bye, be careful, take care!
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Bye, grandma!
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Now remember,
if life gives you lemons,
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squeeze it all over yourself and
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then find somebody
to lick it off!
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Bye, grandma!
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♪ So when did my cure for you ♪
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♪ Become a kiss from you ♪
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♪ So when did my cure for you ♪
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Dude, I was almost asleep!
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That's why we were
being so loud.
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It's a fucking road trip, dude!
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I know, let's all
play the silent game.
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Billy's the worst
carpool buddy ever,
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she always just passes out.
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Hey, we should stop for food.
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And I have to pee.
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Where are we gonna stop
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this car,
I need to get out of here!
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Yeah, I have
to go to the bathroom.
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Bathroom?
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Do you wanna see my face poop?
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No, no!
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Put your fucking pooper away,
no one wants to see that!
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Phew.
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It's hot.
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I don't know...
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So how do you guys wanna
split up the gas money?
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Ass, gas, or grass.
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- Ass! Ass!
- Grass!
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What, me too?
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You especially.
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Fine.
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Seriously?
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Wait...
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Seriously?
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Starving artist.
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I don't have enough money
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to have the luxury
of organizing it yet.
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All right.
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Until I am famous as fuck.
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Oh, you mean until you
fuck someone famous.
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Ooh!
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Dude, I didn't know
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your boyfriend worked
at a gas station.
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Oh, fuck you!
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Come on, that short one's
kind of cute.
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You should go flirt with him.
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- Dare me?
- Yeah, I do.
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Hello!
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Hi!
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It is hot out there!
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You don't happen
to sell any cold
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beverages that I can
cool off with, do you?
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Gas and smokes only!
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Where's the bathroom?
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I gotta squeeze a lemon.
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Outside, second door.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You sure?
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Yeah, no, I'm fine.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go see what
the other girls want.
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Do you mind pumping the gas?
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Yeah, sure.
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- Hey guys!
- Oh, my gosh!
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So you guys probably
already know this,
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but a year ago today
is when Alex...
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00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:45,009
Yeah, that's what
I was thinking.
271
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,945
So we just need to be cool.
272
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,079
I'm sure she'll
wanna talk about it,
273
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,681
but just in case.
274
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,749
She's kind of emotional,
you know?
275
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,619
So what exactly
happened to Alex?
276
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,723
Addison spent the nightat my place one night.
277
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,459
Her and Alexhad gotten into a fight.
278
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,429
When she got home the next day,
their place had been broken into
279
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,398
and she found Alexdead in her bedroom.
280
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,267
Oh, my gosh.
281
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,336
Wow, don't
sugarcoat it or anything.
282
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,338
But it was a fucked-up
situation, okay?
283
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,975
Plus the way his family treated
her after was fucked!
284
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,609
They fucking blamed her for it.
285
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,244
Someone had been
286
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,846
watching the place,just walks right in.
287
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,783
Imagine beingasleep and you hear
288
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,853
them stepping slowlytowards the bedroom.
289
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,223
You see a shadowgrow on the ground
290
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,993
next to you,
falling through the door frame.
291
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,397
You see fingers crawl
around the side of the door
292
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,065
and suddenly...
293
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,335
You fucking asshole!
294
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,470
Bitch!
295
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,171
I hate you!
296
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,177
Gross!
297
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,746
Oh, what the fuck?
298
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,047
I am not going in there.
299
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,749
What, you don't want gonorrhea?
300
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,319
Long story short,
Alex spooked
301
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,588
a burglar and the guy
shot him in the head.
302
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:04,989
That's awful.
303
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,024
Yeah, I know.
304
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,425
It was horrible, let's go!
305
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,494
Okay, okay, hold up!
306
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,349
Hey.
307
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,552
You told me to call
if they stopped by.
308
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,393
Seriously, we are out in
the middle of bumfuck!
309
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,505
Keep running,
310
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,674
it's not gonna change your face!
311
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,477
Keep it up!
312
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,247
Go, woohoo!
313
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,518
Oh, my God, now he was hot!
314
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,121
Hey, was that your brother?
315
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:13,357
Now he is gross, God!
316
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,760
I think I would even do him.
317
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,134
Hey, hey, this is it.
318
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,589
All right, let's make like
horseshit and hit the trail.
319
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,895
Bless you!
320
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,530
Fucking allergies.
321
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,765
Thanks for coming, guys.
322
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,601
Oh, my gosh, we're here!
323
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,903
Glory!
324
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,307
For a movie star, you
don't get out very much.
325
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,243
I am too busy being famous.
326
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,311
Do you even get
paid for your gigs?
327
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,180
Yeah, I do, I just...
328
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,883
Not as much as if I were in LA.
329
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,085
Yeah, why don't
you move to LA?
330
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,753
LA is so fake,
I don't wanna be
331
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,755
stabbed in the back
by people I trust.
332
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,323
So you'd rather stay here and
333
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,626
get stabbed in the front
by people you trust.
334
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,727
Yeah.
335
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,766
Are you going to
war or something?
336
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,034
Yeah, yeah...
337
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,003
No, we're going hunting!
338
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,505
We're gonna get a raccoon
and make you a new hat!
339
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,208
I'm gonna shoot a deer,
and then Gina's
340
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,243
gonna cut it up,
and we're gonna eat it!
341
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,711
What, nuh uh!
342
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,880
Humans yes, animals no.
343
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,715
Okay, I could kill a fucker.
344
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,317
Okay.
345
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,086
Damn, it is beautiful up here.
346
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,322
Yeah, it is so beautiful.
347
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,792
Seriously, Addison, good idea
having us come up here.
348
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,327
Yeah, great idea!
349
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,031
Do you have any
thoughts of your own?
350
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,666
Shut up.
351
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,903
Leave her alone,
she has lots of good ideas.
352
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,338
Where should we go?
353
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,341
This is it.
354
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,677
What?
355
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,744
Oh, my God.
356
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:17,648
This is it.
357
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,225
Wow.
358
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,327
Oh, wow.
359
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,230
Hey, is that it?
360
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,099
I was really worried I was
gonna have to poop outside.
361
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,268
No, I think
they have a bathroom.
362
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:41,272
Wow, Alex used to come up
here with his dad all the time.
363
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,911
Oh, we have got
to capture this moment.
364
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,513
Line up right over there.
365
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,583
Okay ladies,
get your smiles ready!
366
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,720
Of course you would do that.
367
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,525
I can't believe we've
never been here before.
368
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,665
This place is rad!
369
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,201
Man, I want a fucking cabin!
370
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,638
Ariel, when you're famous,
will you buy me a cabin?
371
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,040
Yes.
372
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,710
I am starving,
are you guys hungry?
373
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,345
I could eat.
374
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:57,415
Nice!
375
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:58,749
Easy Noodle!
376
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,018
Wasn't that
your nickname in high school?
377
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,123
- Ariel!
- Oh, my God,
378
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,992
I didn't know it was open!
379
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:08,993
Ariel!
380
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,494
I didn't mean to!
381
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,096
Yeah, but I did!
382
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,652
Oh, my God.
383
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,021
Holy shit.
384
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:45,062
You guys are freaking me out.
385
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,213
Yeah, she's not lying.
386
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,482
Remember her 24th birthday?
387
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,485
She pissed throughmy whole mattress!
388
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,720
It was drippingall over the place
389
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:13,357
like a fucking lake hadbirthed itself on my floor.
390
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:15,593
By the time I realized it,
people
391
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,128
were already canoeing on it.
392
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:18,863
Are you serious?
393
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,732
How come I neverheard about this?
394
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,033
I remember that.
395
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,568
That was of course after
396
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,203
I found her drinkingranch dressing
397
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,505
on the kitchen floor.
398
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,975
Hey, it was a good night.
399
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:33,477
From what I can remember.
400
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,881
Yeah, for you,
Drunky Mc-Wets-Herself.
401
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,683
Remember I saran wrapped
her bed after that?
402
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,886
Speaking of which...
403
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:45,689
I don't wanna know.
404
00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:48,426
Ta-da!
405
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,162
You brought me a sack lunch!
406
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,998
Addison, come in here before
407
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,634
Billy and Indydrink all the booze!
408
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,639
All right, cheers everyone?
409
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,140
Oh, yes, cheers!
410
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:07,411
To a fabulous weekend
and my fabulous cousin.
411
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,713
Single and sexy as hell!
412
00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:11,449
Yes, here here!
413
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,050
Yes, Ma'am!
414
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:21,358
Guys, so I have a script.
415
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:22,660
If you wanna read
it through with me?
416
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,261
You don't have to act.
417
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:25,896
You can just read it out loud.
418
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,064
I just need to know
what I look like
419
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,599
so I don't look
like a total tard
420
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,868
later when I'm actually filming,
you know what I mean?
421
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,470
No, we should act it out!
422
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,239
You guys are
totally gonna make fun of it.
423
00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:39,810
I play a prostitute
who works for a hitman.
424
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,346
I lure his victims in with sex
425
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:45,382
and then he follows me back to
their place and kills them.
426
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,851
Kills them dead.
427
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:48,919
Nice.
428
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,422
Well, whatever, we just wanna
hear you doing that stuff.
429
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:52,623
Thank you!
430
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,560
Indy, you can play
man number one,
431
00:24:56,695 --> 00:25:00,764
the man I seduce, who takes me
back to his place.
432
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,833
Twist my arm!
Move!
433
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,502
Ow, God.
434
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:06,937
You wanna be in it?
435
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:08,305
Oh, no, it's okay,
I'll just watch.
436
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:10,307
Oh, wait, I will film.
437
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,375
I wanna be in it.
438
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:13,043
Okay, you can be the hitman.
439
00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:17,548
What about me?
440
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,017
I don't think there
are any other characters.
441
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:22,119
There's a dog.
442
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,454
Oh, fuck you!
443
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,856
Well, he plays
a big part in it!
444
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:29,760
Okay, Gina, you can stay there
445
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:30,995
because you're not
in the scene yet.
446
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,162
All right.
447
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,999
And Indy and I are
just about to have sex.
448
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:36,867
Growl.
449
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,869
Okay, ready...
450
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:40,938
Action!
451
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,274
Hello, dear.
452
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:45,809
Dear?
453
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:47,444
Who calls the personthey're trying
454
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:48,646
to seduce "dear"?That's like something
455
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:49,880
your grandma would say, like,
456
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,749
"Oh, hello, dear."
457
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,384
What are you,an 80-year-old pedophile?
458
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,685
No.
459
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,460
Hello, dear.
460
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,196
How much to dowhatever I want?
461
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,166
500 will get youthe whole night.
462
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,302
How do you like it?
463
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,671
Hard.
464
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,706
None of that makinglove bullshit!
465
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,174
You asked for it.
466
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,812
All right, I need another drink.
467
00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:24,715
Hey, we are not done,
I haven't even said my lines!
468
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,717
Nope, can't finish,
writing sucks.
469
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,385
How many
movies have you been in?
470
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:29,720
Thank you!
471
00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:31,322
Yeah, you know,
sometimes the hardest part
472
00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:34,858
of acting is acting that
the script doesn't suck.
473
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:35,960
Shut up!
474
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,062
Just saying.
475
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:41,298
Whatever.
476
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:45,302
Hey, where you going?
477
00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:47,871
For booze.
478
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:48,739
And appreciation!
479
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:53,677
Adjust the camera angle.
480
00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,012
Okay.
481
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:21,972
You couldn't wait
for me to grab it?
482
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,145
If you're trying to scare me,
it's not gonna work!
483
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,216
Billy?
484
00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:35,452
Fuck.
485
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:38,422
You fucking bitch.
486
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:48,232
Is that the end of the film?
487
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,401
Well, that's the end of
the dialogue in that scene.
488
00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,569
The film ends with
the hitman killing
489
00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:54,972
the guy, cutting him up,
cooking him,
490
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,274
and then feeding him
to the guy's dog.
491
00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:58,509
What?
492
00:27:58,511 --> 00:27:59,877
Are you serious?
493
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,679
Who thinks of that shit?
494
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,247
That's awesome.
495
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:06,283
Feeds the guy to his dog.
496
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:08,719
I know it's ridiculous,
but I like to be
497
00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:09,853
in these kind of films
'cause I get
498
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:13,123
to do shit that I don't do
in real life, you know?
499
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,591
What happens
to your character?
500
00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:16,393
A guy we're
trying to kill stabs me.
501
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,228
You know, just another
normal day for me.
502
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,164
I hate it when that happens.
503
00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,766
I always die in films.
504
00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:24,535
I'd love to live
to the end for once
505
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,938
or play the heroine instead
of the dumb hot girl.
506
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,107
Stop getting
yourself typecast then.
507
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:34,078
Indiana Jones!
508
00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:35,512
Ow!
509
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,314
How'd you get
down here so fast?
510
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,016
What, I
left five minutes ago.
511
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,384
You did not!
512
00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:41,819
Where'd you find this?
513
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,220
Let me see that.
514
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:47,691
This is mine!
515
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,460
That creepy fucking thing?
516
00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,395
What happened to its face?
517
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:52,930
It must have
ended up in one of
518
00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:54,932
Alex's boxes that Jan took.
519
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,302
Wait, so you've been
down here the whole time?
520
00:28:58,603 --> 00:28:59,636
Yeah.
521
00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:01,205
Oh, here's your beer.
522
00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:20,524
So when you go to put
it in your mouth...
523
00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:25,229
There's still a big fucking
gnarly hair in your food!
524
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:27,030
You can try to eat around it
525
00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,767
or you can just trade
it in for a new one.
526
00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:33,370
Yeah, I don't miss dicks.
527
00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:36,373
Dicks are like awkward
Christmas presents.
528
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,309
Yeah, you have
the package all built up
529
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,512
in your head,
it's something you really want
530
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:46,150
and you peek downstairs
and either way
531
00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:48,051
either way you gotta pretend
like you like it
532
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:50,454
so you don't hurt
the other person's feelings.
533
00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:54,925
Oh, here, Bill,
I'll pick you one.
534
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:02,366
So how long have you guys been
together now, Ariel, a year?
535
00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:03,967
One year.
536
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:05,969
I was working
at the Suds Up Soap store
537
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,604
in the mall
and we were handing
538
00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:09,239
out samples and he came by.
539
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:12,009
So I thought he was hot,
540
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:14,678
so I gave him a handful.
Shut up!
541
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,380
And?
542
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,816
And so we got
caught up talking
543
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:22,052
and he thought I
had given him candy,
544
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,921
so he popped one in his mouth.
545
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,356
But he was so
embarrassed that he acted
546
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:30,027
like he meant to do it and he
chewed it up and swallowed it.
547
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,662
Oh, my...
548
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,232
See, that's when you should have
known there was something wrong.
549
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,534
No, it was so funny!
550
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,336
Didn't he get sick?
551
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:40,637
Oh, yeah.
552
00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:45,209
Ew, I bet he had
the worst shits ever.
553
00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:47,578
Like slip and slide shits.
554
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,247
Wiping for him
must've been like
555
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,816
getting peanut butter
out of shag carpet.
556
00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,052
That is so gross.
557
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,187
Or maybe it just
cleaned out his system
558
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,923
and he had one big Titanic shit.
559
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,159
Titanic shit?
560
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,461
Yeah, you know, like the one
that's so big that you have to
561
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,697
flush it once to break
the shit in half.
562
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,568
Ew, ew!
563
00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:14,071
Wait, so this incident made you
564
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,640
want to date him,
that's why you're with him?
565
00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:20,944
Yeah, it was so funny.
566
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,981
Do you think he blew
bubbles out of his ass?
567
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:27,251
Oh, just fuck you guys!
568
00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:30,020
Oh, no, no!
569
00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:33,423
Officer down!
570
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:35,926
Officer down!
571
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:37,694
I'm really glad you came.
572
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,029
Me too.
573
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,331
Oh, it's all hairy.
574
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,133
Just like I like it.
575
00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:45,235
Ew.
576
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:47,371
I'm sorry.
577
00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:49,072
Any last words?
578
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:51,341
Well, you got shit all over it!
579
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,811
You pooped on my wiener?
580
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,413
What?
581
00:31:56,581 --> 00:32:00,484
You pooped on my wiener,
you hairy wiener pooper!
582
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:05,222
Oh, here, will
you put a hot dog on mine?
583
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:09,092
Taking too long.
584
00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:10,994
Oh, shit!
585
00:32:11,629 --> 00:32:13,130
Bedtime, anyone?
586
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,632
Yeah, that sounds good.
587
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,706
I'll sleep on the couch.
588
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,678
Where are Gina
and Indy sleeping?
589
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,713
On each other?
590
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,683
Mmm, it's so good.
591
00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:51,969
What are you doing?
592
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,637
I'm calling my mom, I forgot
593
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,039
to call her and thank
her for the flowers.
594
00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:05,382
Hey, mom.
595
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,084
Hi, honey, I waswondering where you were.
596
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:13,724
Sorry. I took your advice
and we went up to Jim's cabin,
597
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:16,226
it's been really awesome.
598
00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:18,095
You're at Jim's cabin?
599
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:19,730
Yeah, oh, and thank you
600
00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:23,266
for the flowers,
that was really nice of you.
601
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,068
Flowers?What are you talking about,
602
00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:27,104
I didn't drop off any flowers.
603
00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,141
You didn't?
604
00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:33,243
No, did someonegive you flowers?
605
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,645
But that doesn't
make any sense
606
00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:36,880
because I got a card from
you that said that--
607
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,117
Mom?
608
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:42,486
Mom!
609
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,024
What the fuck...
610
00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:53,263
What's going on?
611
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:58,535
Nothing, I'm just tired.
612
00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:00,704
I'm fine.
613
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:05,742
Hey, you got there today,
this was the tough one.
614
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,648
It's all downhill from here.
615
00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:22,759
Get some sleep.
616
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:24,995
Yeah.
617
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,530
Goodnight.
618
00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:06,136
What was that?
619
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:12,843
Who is that?
620
00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:15,879
- Indy!
- What?
621
00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,314
There's something outside!
622
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,717
What are
you talking about?
623
00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,820
Outside, do you hear that?
624
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:26,857
It's probably just one of
the girls trying to scare us.
625
00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,593
See?
626
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,195
We can hear you!
627
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,201
Where are you?
628
00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:41,171
I'm so scared!
629
00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:43,807
It's probably just
Billy trying to scare us.
630
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:44,875
Yeah.
631
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,310
Come and get us, Billy!
632
00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:48,545
Yeah, too drunk
to eat a hot dog,
633
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,213
but not to stumble down here?
634
00:35:58,356 --> 00:35:59,356
Fuck, Billy, you cut
635
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:00,824
it with something!
636
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,159
What the fuck?
637
00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:09,199
Run, run, move!
638
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:26,970
Hey. What'sgoing on down there?
639
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,171
Can you hear me?
640
00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:29,973
Are you all right?
641
00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:33,943
All right, in the kennel!
642
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:43,586
We can't start the movie without
putting the dog out!
643
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,489
Hold on, I'm coming.
644
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:48,458
Can you hear me?
645
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,359
Stay where you are.
646
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:50,660
Hello?
647
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:54,998
Please.
648
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:40,944
Well, this is quite the party
we got going on here, huh?
649
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:43,446
Although your choice of whisky
650
00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:46,082
is about as cheap as your cunt.
651
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:59,262
I would have expected something
a little fancier out of you.
652
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:04,667
Some of you are celebrating
the anniversary of murder.
653
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,845
But then that would mean
that you'd actually
654
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,481
have to have put
thought into it, huh?
655
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:19,916
Like you cared.
656
00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:23,486
Well, I didn't
make that mistake.
657
00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:25,688
Oh, ho, ho, no.
658
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:30,493
I made sure every
single girl who came
659
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,830
to court that day was here.
660
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,634
Every last one.
661
00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:40,770
The hard part was
not knowing if you'd
662
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,773
actually follow through
with what I wrote.
663
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:48,211
We can thank the gas
station manager for that.
664
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,382
I called him to tell
him I was throwing
665
00:40:52,384 --> 00:40:55,051
you little girls
a surprise party!
666
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,970
Yup, all planned.
667
00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:18,007
We can all thank
Ariel for this...
668
00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:21,144
I watched you girls
play this out earlier
669
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:26,216
and I think, I know
we can do better.
670
00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:32,088
So this time I will
be the director.
671
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,795
But how do we cast?
672
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:44,000
Addison gets to
be man number one.
673
00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:47,136
The guy who wants to fuck Ariel!
674
00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:51,508
You two are cousins, right?
675
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,343
So you're close.
676
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:58,715
See, I have done my homework.
677
00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:06,022
Oh, and we need a hitman.
678
00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:12,929
The guy who comes home
and kills man number one.
679
00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:22,872
Yes, you will do beautifully.
680
00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:26,009
Aw, she's shy.
681
00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:57,640
And that leaves one person out.
682
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,680
We need somebody to film.
683
00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:06,749
You don't look
like somebody that
684
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:09,085
belongs in front of
the camera anyway.
685
00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:11,187
You'll be perfect.
686
00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:20,563
Now I am going to free
some of your hands.
687
00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:22,966
And I'm going to
take the tape off of
688
00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:25,935
some of those mouths
that have lines to say.
689
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,873
I understand.
690
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:34,077
I understand that in
a good horror film
691
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:37,814
screaming is essential,
wouldn't you agree?
692
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,017
Let's begin.
693
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:44,621
Please, we didn't do anything!
694
00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:46,356
Uh uh uh uh uh!
695
00:43:47,725 --> 00:43:52,829
That is not in the script!
696
00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:31,300
Please let us go!
697
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:33,169
Please!
698
00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:37,140
No, no, please, no!
699
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:50,453
The next one
goes all the way through.
700
00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:52,555
Anybody else got
anything to say?
701
00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:53,656
Huh?
702
00:44:53,658 --> 00:44:55,058
No?
703
00:44:55,759 --> 00:44:59,228
No talking unless
it is on the paper.
704
00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:09,906
All right.
705
00:45:15,345 --> 00:45:16,479
Here we go.
706
00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:21,918
You two, sit up!
707
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,726
Okay, action!
708
00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:38,501
Hello...
709
00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:41,104
Dear.
710
00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:49,412
How much to dowhatever I want?
711
00:46:16,206 --> 00:46:19,142
From the top of
the making-out scene!
712
00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:23,112
Action!
713
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,151
Hello, dear.
714
00:46:30,587 --> 00:46:34,123
How much to do
whatever I want?
715
00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,394
500 will get you
the whole night.
716
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:41,998
How do you want it?
717
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,036
Hard, none of that
making love bullshit.
718
00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:50,306
You asked for it.
719
00:46:53,877 --> 00:46:57,313
Keep moving
with the scene, ladies.
720
00:47:04,955 --> 00:47:06,956
Hope it was worth it.
721
00:47:08,358 --> 00:47:11,894
No, no, no, come on.
722
00:47:11,896 --> 00:47:14,397
What, we did what you asked.
723
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:17,233
The script clearly stinks.
724
00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:21,571
What if the two of
you kissed, and then
725
00:47:21,573 --> 00:47:27,043
man number one, Mr. Dear,
starts fingering her.
726
00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:28,978
All right?
727
00:47:29,313 --> 00:47:32,048
All right, from the top
of the making out.
728
00:47:33,217 --> 00:47:34,350
Action.
729
00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:38,187
Action!
730
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:46,128
All the way in, Addison!
731
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:54,270
It's okay, Addie.
732
00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:01,911
Do it!
733
00:48:04,147 --> 00:48:06,282
Keep filming, little bitch!
734
00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:08,517
Oh, my God!
735
00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:14,590
Now you can say your line!
736
00:48:16,627 --> 00:48:18,294
All right, get up!
737
00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:27,169
All right ladies, this is
the climax of the film.
738
00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:34,176
The part in which Mr. Dear sees
his life flash before his eyes.
739
00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,412
All right, you ready?
740
00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:37,847
On the count of three.
741
00:48:38,015 --> 00:48:39,315
One...
742
00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:41,651
Two...
743
00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:45,521
Three!
744
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:47,990
No, no!
745
00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:55,564
You're making this
harder than it has to be!
746
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,566
Pull the gun,
if it's me you want!
747
00:48:57,568 --> 00:49:00,469
Oh, it is you I want,
but because of you,
748
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,972
all your friends
have to go down too.
749
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,741
Didn't think of the
consequences before you did it.
750
00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:07,677
- Did you?
- You don't have to do this!
751
00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:11,247
Why don't you tell them why
we're all here, huh?
752
00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:13,349
Tell them about my son.
753
00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:16,218
- Tell them!
- I didn't do anything!
754
00:49:16,553 --> 00:49:18,721
- Liar!
- I'm not a liar!
755
00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:21,524
You wanted a divorce
for the money.
756
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,360
That's not true, you're crazy!
757
00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:26,295
The fuck it isn't!
758
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,230
He was dead already!
759
00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:33,002
He killed, he killed himself.
760
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,976
Oh, so he killed himself now.
761
00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:54,690
Why would he do it? No.
762
00:49:56,059 --> 00:50:01,330
You're saying my son
took his own life?
763
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:06,769
And why would he do
a thing like that?
764
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:11,007
Please, enlighten us.
765
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:17,413
I wanted to...
766
00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:21,417
I told him I wanted
a divorce because
767
00:50:23,387 --> 00:50:26,022
he told me,
he told me something
768
00:50:26,024 --> 00:50:27,890
he didn't want anybody to know.
769
00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:34,230
He knew if I left him,
I would have to tell them why.
770
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:44,073
And you kept this from
the courts till now?
771
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:46,375
They didn't need to know.
772
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,046
And why would you do that?
773
00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:51,781
Because I'm his wife!
774
00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:53,082
Was!
775
00:50:54,851 --> 00:50:56,152
Was.
776
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,794
So please...
777
00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:07,329
Do tell.
778
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:13,436
What did he tell you to
make you want to leave?
779
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:17,840
I can't.
780
00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:22,244
Oh, come on, we're all waiting.
781
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,549
We're all listening!
782
00:51:28,518 --> 00:51:29,685
I can't.
783
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:39,061
Gina here is
just dying to know.
784
00:51:39,196 --> 00:51:40,596
I can't!
785
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,173
He was gay!
786
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:01,717
What did you say?
787
00:52:04,221 --> 00:52:06,722
- He, he was--
- I heard you!
788
00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:13,662
I kept making up excuses--
789
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:14,864
Shut up!
790
00:52:15,932 --> 00:52:17,299
We both started getting
791
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,767
- sick around the same time.
- Shut up!
792
00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:22,705
One of your test
results is positive.
793
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,448
So where we can go from here...
794
00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:34,483
I'm so sorry!
795
00:52:34,918 --> 00:52:37,219
I found out
I was HIV positive.
796
00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:38,854
No, you're not.
797
00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:40,956
He didn't even know he had it
798
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:42,491
until he'd given it to me.
799
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,160
He was so ashamed.
800
00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:46,195
He admitted everything to me.
801
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,630
The cheating.
802
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,633
I forgave him,but I told him I was leaving.
803
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:51,867
Goodbye.
804
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,375
He left me a note
asking to cover it up.
805
00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:01,544
So I did.
806
00:53:01,546 --> 00:53:05,648
And proceeded to
one Ariel Jackson's.
807
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:08,584
Yes.
808
00:53:08,586 --> 00:53:11,253
And you stayed there with
809
00:53:11,255 --> 00:53:15,391
no contact to your
husband Alex Nace.
810
00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:22,598
I didn't want people to know.
811
00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:25,601
Or treat me differentlybecause I was sick.
812
00:53:27,103 --> 00:53:29,672
He knew you and Jim wouldhate him if you found out.
813
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,408
He knew you'd disown him.
814
00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:35,010
Shut up!Shut up!
815
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,645
Shut the fuck up!
816
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:50,426
Let's feed the dog.
817
00:54:37,874 --> 00:54:39,008
All right.
818
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,177
No, fuck you!
819
00:54:42,179 --> 00:54:43,178
Get to work!
820
00:54:43,180 --> 00:54:44,813
No, please!
821
00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,184
Ariel, Ariel, are you okay?
822
00:54:49,486 --> 00:54:50,786
Yeah, are you?
823
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:51,887
Yeah.
824
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:53,422
Okay, okay.
825
00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:56,892
We need something sharp.
826
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,360
Something sharp!
827
00:54:58,362 --> 00:55:02,765
Shh shh shh, okay, stay here.
828
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:07,036
Your earring, try your earring.
829
00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:09,338
Okay, okay, okay.
830
00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:13,575
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
831
00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:19,782
Okay, okay.
832
00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:24,953
Now do me, do me.
833
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,856
Okay...
834
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,527
Okay, shh, shh.
835
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,763
Okay, aim towards there.
836
00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:45,140
Shh!
837
00:55:48,445 --> 00:55:49,878
Okay, okay.
838
00:56:03,059 --> 00:56:06,462
Good.
839
00:56:14,804 --> 00:56:15,871
Come on.
840
00:56:18,174 --> 00:56:20,142
No, please!
841
00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:27,683
Good,
good girl, good girl.
842
00:56:32,288 --> 00:56:34,089
No, please!
843
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:39,094
Come on,
come on, be a good girl.
844
00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:42,998
Good, good girl.
845
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:36,151
Indy!
846
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:37,252
Gina!
847
00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:38,554
Indy!
848
00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:47,996
Indy, Oh, God!
849
00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,532
Are you okay, Gina?
850
00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:51,733
Yeah.
851
00:57:51,735 --> 00:57:52,835
You have to go and get help.
852
00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:56,572
No, I don't wanna leave you.
853
00:57:57,907 --> 00:58:00,442
Gina, she's coming,
you need to go
854
00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:02,177
and get something
to break the lock.
855
00:58:04,948 --> 00:58:06,081
You have to go.
856
00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:11,253
Fuck. Gina, go, go!
857
00:58:24,934 --> 00:58:26,702
I'll hold, you get the window!
858
00:59:06,142 --> 00:59:08,076
Playing hard to get, huh?
859
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,756
Oh, no, not yet!
860
00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:24,192
Lost your faith, huh?
861
00:59:25,628 --> 00:59:27,296
Where'd all the courage go?
862
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,854
Let's go feed the dog!
863
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:11,206
Eat this!
864
01:00:11,474 --> 01:00:12,908
You fucking bitch!
865
01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,276
I said eat it.
866
01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:15,444
Fuck you!
867
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:17,279
I said eat it!
868
01:00:19,015 --> 01:00:20,082
Eat it!
869
01:00:23,486 --> 01:00:24,653
Why?
870
01:00:25,221 --> 01:00:28,790
Because it's
how the film ends.
871
01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:32,628
What is it?
872
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:37,065
"Deer meat."
873
01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:42,104
Now, or she dies!
874
01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:49,645
Nuh uh, no hands.
875
01:00:56,219 --> 01:00:57,352
More.
876
01:00:58,254 --> 01:00:59,354
More!
877
01:01:00,623 --> 01:01:03,125
Good, more.
878
01:01:21,644 --> 01:01:23,078
Fuck, are you okay?
879
01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:35,557
Ariel, where are the others?
880
01:01:35,559 --> 01:01:36,758
She has to die!
881
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,093
We need to find
the other girls,
882
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:39,895
- let's go, Ariel.
- No no no, no!
883
01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,029
We have to move!
884
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,898
No, they're all dead!
885
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,299
Ariel, we need to move,
let's go.
886
01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:48,036
No, no,
I can't go back in there!
887
01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:51,540
I can't, I can't go
back in the house!
888
01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:53,775
- I can't, I can't!
- Come on, let's go.
889
01:01:53,777 --> 01:01:55,677
Indy, they're all dead!
890
01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:57,412
No, no they're not.
891
01:01:58,614 --> 01:02:03,585
Indy, Addison,
Billy, they're all gone!
892
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:04,920
They're all gone!
893
01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,390
And Gina, what about Gina?
894
01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:11,927
Where is Gina?
895
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:14,329
I don't know, I don't know!
896
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:15,931
Gina!
897
01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:18,066
- Gina!
- No, no no, no, Indy,
898
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:20,235
- Indy, no, Indy!
- Gina!
899
01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:40,722
Indy, Indy, help,
Indy, help, Indy, help!
900
01:03:09,986 --> 01:03:12,020
It's okay, it's okay.
901
01:03:12,755 --> 01:03:14,156
Come on.
902
01:03:16,492 --> 01:03:17,926
I got you.
903
01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:26,168
We're gonna get out
and it's gonna be okay.
904
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:29,171
Oh, no...
905
01:03:29,739 --> 01:03:31,907
No, no, no, no, no.
906
01:03:33,676 --> 01:03:36,011
Gina, no, Gina, no.
907
01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:40,982
Gina, no, no, no,
please don't leave me!
908
01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:52,527
Who's there?
909
01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:56,932
Help, please help me!
910
01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:08,276
Jim.
911
01:04:10,746 --> 01:04:12,113
What's the matter?
912
01:04:13,549 --> 01:04:15,116
You said you needed help.
913
01:04:16,886 --> 01:04:18,186
Help is here.
914
01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,223
Sorry I'm late.
915
01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:24,259
I headed out as soon
as Janet called me
916
01:04:24,261 --> 01:04:27,529
to let me know you guys
actually showed up.
917
01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:33,068
You see, I ain't giving you
girls the benefit of the doubt.
918
01:04:34,470 --> 01:04:37,939
I really didn't think you were
stupid enough to fall for
919
01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:40,475
my wife's idiot trap, but...
920
01:04:43,412 --> 01:04:44,546
Here we are.
921
01:04:46,148 --> 01:04:49,484
Apparently I owe her an apology.
922
01:04:50,953 --> 01:04:53,121
Please, we didn't do anything.
923
01:04:54,857 --> 01:04:58,059
You wouldn't expect me
924
01:04:58,061 --> 01:05:01,229
to let Janet have all the fun,
now would you?
925
01:05:10,773 --> 01:05:13,508
You tell me why...
926
01:05:14,977 --> 01:05:17,245
my son is dead...
927
01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:23,985
and you're still breathing!
928
01:05:32,995 --> 01:05:35,030
Noooo!
929
01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:07,315
Ahhh!
930
01:10:12,474 --> 01:10:15,543
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