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NARRATOR: Long ago,
in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
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there was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.
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And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
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But what is the measure of a true hero?
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- That is what our story is...
- Will you listen to him?
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He's makin' the story sound like
some Greek tragedy.
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- Lighten up, dude.
- We'll take it from here, darling.
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NARRATOR: You go, girl.
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We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
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Heroes like Hercules.
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Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules. "
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Ooh, I'd like to make
some sweet music with him...
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Our story actually begins long before
Hercules, many aeons ago.
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Ah
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Back when the world was new
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The planet Earth was down on its luck
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And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
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It was a nasty place
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There was a mess
wherever you stepped
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Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
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Say it, girlfriend!
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And then along came Zeus
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- He hurled his thunderbolt
- CHORUS: He zapped
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- Locked those suckers in a vault
- They're trapped
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And on his own
stopped chaos in its tracks
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And that's the gospel truth
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The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
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And that's the world's first dish
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Yeah, baby.
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Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
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Though, honey it may seem impossible
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That's the gospel truth
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On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
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Although, honey
it may seem impossible
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That's the gospel truth
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CHORUS: Ah, ah
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- Yeah, yeah
- Ah, ah
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Hey, hey, hey
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Ah, ah
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Hey, yeah
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(CHORUS HARMONISING)
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(CHATTERING)
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(GASPING) Hercules!
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(CHUCKLES) Behave yourself.
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(GURGLING)
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Look at this.
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Look how cute he is.
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- (BABBLING)
- (COOING)
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Hah!
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Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?
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Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming
through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.
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Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
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Yeah, you know,
I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
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Isn't that too nutty?
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Fabulous party. You know,
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I haven't seen this much love in a room
since Narcissus discovered himself.
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(KISSING SOUNDS)
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Dear, keep those away from the baby.
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He won't hurt himself.
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Let the kid have a little fun.
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(GODS GASPING)
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On behalf of my son,
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I want to thank you all
for your wonderful gifts!
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What about our gift, dear?
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Well, let's see here. We'll take...
Hmm, yes.
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A little cirrus
and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus
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and a dash of cumulus.
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(SQUEAKS)
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(HONKS)
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His name is Pegasus,
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and he's all yours, son.
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(HIGH-PITCHED WHINNY)
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(GODS SIGHING)
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Mind his head.
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He's so tiny.
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(YAWNS)
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My boy.
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My little Hercules.
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MAN: How sentimental.
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You know,
I haven't been this choked up
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since I got a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat! Huh?
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So is this an audience or a mosaic?
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Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.
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So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?
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Well, they're just fine.
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
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And, as always,
hey, full of dead people.
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What are you gonna do?
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There's the little sunspot.
Little snootchie.
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And here is a sucker
for the little sucker, eh?
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Here you go. Ya just...
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(GRUNTING)
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- Sheesh.
- (LAUGHING)
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Uh, powerful little tyke.
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Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!
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Hey.
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Love to, babe, but unlike you gods
lounging about up here,
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I regrettably have a full-time gig
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that you, by the way,
so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
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So, can't. Love to, but can't.
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You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.
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Hah! Work yourself to death!
(LAUGHING)
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
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Oh, I kill myself!
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(FAKE LAUGH) If only. If only.
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If there's one god you don't want to
get steamed up, it's Hades.
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'Cause he had an evil plan.
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He ran the underworld
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But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth
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He was as mean as he was ruthless
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- And that's the gospel truth
- (GROWLING)
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He had a plan to shake things up
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And that's the gospel truth
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Pain!
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Coming, your most lugubriousness.
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Ow! (GRUNTING)
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(YELLS)
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Panic!
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I'm sorry. I can handle it!
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(YELLS)
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- Pain! Ohh!
- And Panic!
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- Reporting for duty!
- Reporting for duty!
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Just let me know
the instant the Fates arrive.
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Oh. They're here.
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What? The Fates are here,
and you didn't tell me?
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(BOTH WHIMPERING, GROANING)
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- We are worms! Worthless worms!
- We are worms! Worthless worms!
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Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.
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Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life
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good and tight.
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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Incoming!
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(FATES LAUGHING)
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Ladies! Hah! I am so sorry that I'm...
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- Late!
- Late!
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- We knew you would be.
- We know everything.
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- Past.
- Present.
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And Future.
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Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.
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Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies,
I was at this party, and I lost track of...
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- (TOGETHER) We know!
- Yeah. I know you know.
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So here's the deal. Zeus,
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Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you,
get off of my cloud," now he has...
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- (TOGETHER) A bouncing baby brat.
- We know!
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I know you know. I know.
I got it. I got the concept.
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So let me just ask.
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Is this kid gonna mess up
my hostile takeover bid, or what?
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What do you think?
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No, you don't.
We're not supposed to reveal the future.
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(SNIFFS)
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Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...
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Can I ask you a question, by the way?
Are you...
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Did you cut your hair or something?
You look fabulous.
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I mean, you look like
a Fate worse than death.
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- (GROANS) Oh, gross!
- It's blinkin'!
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Ladies, please.
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My fate is in your lovely hands.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, all right.
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In 18 years precisely,
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the planets will align ever so nicely.
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Ay, verse. Oy.
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The time to act will be at hand.
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Unleash the Titans,
your monstrous band.
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Mm-hmm. Good, good.
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Then the once-proud Zeus
will finally fall,
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and you, Hades, will rule all!
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Yes! Hades rules!
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A word of caution to this tale.
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Excuse me?
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Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
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(FATES CACKLING)
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What?
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Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
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(BELL DINGS)
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Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya.
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How do you kill a god?
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- I do not know!
- You can't. They're immortal?
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Bingo! They're immortal.
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So, first you got to turn
the little sunspot mortal.
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(WHISTLING SNORES)
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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(PAIN, PANIC TITTERING)
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- What? What is it?
- Huh?
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- The baby!
- The baby!
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- (GASPING)
- (SPUTTERING)
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Hercules!
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Oh! (SOBBING)
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No!
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Now we did it!
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Zeus is gonna use us
for target practice!
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Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
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- (GRUNTING)
- (CRYING)
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Hurry!
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Let's just kill the kid
and get it over with, okay?
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Here you go, kid.
A little Grecian formula.
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Look at that! He's changing.
Can we do it now?
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No, he has to drink the whole potion.
Every last drop.
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MAN: Who's there?
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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- Alcmene, over here.
- (CRYING)
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(GASPS)
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You poor thing.
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- Oh, don't cry.
- Is anybody there?
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- Now?
- Now.
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(ALCMENE MUTTERING)
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Oh. Well,
he must have been abandoned.
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Amphitryon, for so many years
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we've prayed to the gods
to bless us with a child.
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- Perhaps they've answered our prayers.
- Perhaps they have.
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"Hercules"?
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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(GROWLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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(SNAKES SPUTTERING)
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(YELLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Help, help, help!
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Hades is gonna kill us
when he finds out what happened.
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You mean, if he finds out.
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Of course he's gonna...
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If. If is good.
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MUSE: It was tragic.
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Zeus led all the gods
on a frantic search.
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But by the time they found the baby,
it was too late.
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Young Herc was mortal now
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But since he did not drink the last drop
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He still retained his godlike strength
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So thank his lucky stars
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Tell it, girl.
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But Zeus and Hera wept
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Because their son
could never come home
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They'd have to watch their precious
baby grow up from afar
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Though Hades' horrid plan
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Was hatched before
Herc cut his first tooth
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The boy grew stronger every day
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And that's the gospel truth
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The gospel truth
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- (SHEPHERD BELL CLANKING)
- (SHEEP BLEATING)
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(BRAYING)
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Hercules, slow down!
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Look out!
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(MEN GASPING)
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Sorry, guys.
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- Hey, watch where you're goin'.
- Sunday driver!
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(CROWD YELLING)
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Thanks, son.
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When old Penelope twisted her ankle
back there, I thought we were done for.
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No problem, Pop.
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Uh, don't unload just yet.
First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
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Okay.
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- (BRAYING)
- Oops.
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Sorry, Penelope.
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Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
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I know. I know.
255
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,701
- Stay by the cart.
- (SIGHS)
256
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,203
That's my boy.
257
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,498
- (SIGHS)
- (MAN GROANING)
258
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,792
Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
259
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,628
- Careful!
- (SHUDDERS)
260
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,173
- Why, thank you.
- No problem.
261
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,550
Why, Hercules! (SPUTTERING)
262
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,718
It's you!
263
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,930
- Let me help you with that.
- No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
264
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,682
(STRAINING) I'm fine.
You just run along.
265
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,351
- Are you sure?
- Oh, yes.
266
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,019
Absolutely.
267
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,525
Yo! Give it here! (GASPS)
268
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,611
Hey, you need an extra guy?
269
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,571
Uh...
270
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,823
Sorry, Herc.
271
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,661
Uh, we already got five,
and we want to keep it an even number.
272
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,537
Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...
273
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,498
- See ya, Herc.
- What a geek!
274
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:02,126
- Destructo Boy.
- Maybe we should call him "Jerkules. "
275
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211
(LAUGHTER)
276
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,135
BOY: Heads up!
277
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,387
I got it!
278
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,930
No! Stop!
279
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,642
- (RUMBLING)
- Uh-oh.
280
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,727
- (CROWD MURMURING)
- HERCULES: No.
281
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,730
It's okay.
282
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,899
(CROWD YELLING)
283
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,989
Hey! Whoa!
284
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,035
(SCREAMING)
285
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,164
- Son!
- Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
286
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,792
Oh, my! No! Don't! No, no, no, no!
287
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,253
No, no, no, no, no, no!
288
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,089
(YELLING)
289
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,134
(SIGHS, CHUCKLES)
290
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,386
- Watch out!
- (YELLS)
291
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,637
(CRASHING)
292
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,192
(CROWD MURMURING)
293
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,778
Nice catch, Jerkules.
294
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,364
- Son...
- (MAN SPUTTERING)
295
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:19,203
This is the last straw, Amphitryon!
296
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,414
That boy is a menace!
297
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,292
He's too dangerous
to be around normal people!
298
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,960
(CROWD GRUMBLING, MUTTERING)
299
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,337
He didn't mean any harm.
He's just a kid.
300
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:32,258
He just can't control his strength.
301
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,218
I'm warning you.
302
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,473
You keep that freak away from here!
303
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,184
- BOY: Freak! Yeah, go away!
- (CROWD AGREEING)
304
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:58,493
(SIGHS) Son, you shouldn't let those
things they said back there get to you.
305
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:03,915
But, Pop, they're right. I am a freak.
I try to fit in. I really do.
306
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,501
(SIGHS) I just can't.
307
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:13,424
Sometimes I feel like
I really don't belong here,
308
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,346
like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
309
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,349
Hercules, son...
310
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,392
I know it doesn't make any sense.
311
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:39,450
I have often dreamed of a far off place
312
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,956
Where a great, warm welcome
will be waiting for me
313
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:50,128
Where the crowds will cheer
when they see my face
314
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:56,008
And a voice keeps sayin'
this is where I'm meant to be
315
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,595
I will find my way
316
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,056
I can go the distance
317
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,892
I'll be there someday
318
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,270
If I can be strong
319
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,814
I know every mile
320
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,067
Will be worth my while
321
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:20,575
I would go most anywhere to feel like I
322
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:25,079
Belong
323
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,168
Hercules,
324
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:35,548
there's something your mother and I
have been meaning to tell ya.
325
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:39,594
But if you found me,
then where did I come from?
326
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,637
Why was I left here?
327
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:47,101
This was around your neck
when we found you.
328
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,022
It's the symbol of the gods.
329
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,026
This is it! Don't you see?
Maybe they have the answers!
330
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,944
I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...
331
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:02,366
Ma, Pop,
332
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,621
you're the greatest parents
anyone could have, but...
333
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,498
I gotta know.
334
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,794
(COCK CROWING)
335
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:31,270
I am on my way
336
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,397
I can go the distance
337
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,192
I don't care how far
338
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,611
Somehow, I'll be strong
339
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,113
I know every mile
340
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,742
Will be worth my while
341
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,912
I would go most anywhere
342
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:54,335
To find where I belong
343
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,022
Oh, mighty Zeus,
344
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,318
please, hear me and answer my prayer.
345
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,279
I need to know.
346
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,780
Who am I?
347
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,366
Where do I belong?
348
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,993
(WIND WHISTLING)
349
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,373
Huh?
350
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,166
(ROCK CREAKING)
351
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,131
My boy.
352
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,383
My little Hercules.
353
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,844
- (CREAKING)
- Ahhhh!
354
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,097
- (GRUNTING)
- Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!
355
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,307
What's your hurry?
356
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:53,352
After all these years, is this the kind of
hello you give your father?
357
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,938
Father?
358
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,025
Didn't know you had a famous father,
did you?
359
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,736
- Surprise!
- (COUGHING)
360
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,196
Look how you've grown.
361
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:09,952
Why, you've got your mother's
beautiful eyes and my strong chin. Hah!
362
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,204
I don't understand.
363
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:16,334
If you're my father,
that would make me a...
364
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,587
- A god.
- A god.
365
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,713
A god!
366
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,381
Hey, you wanted answers,
367
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,968
and by thunder, you're old enough
now to know the truth.
368
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,638
But why did you leave me on Earth?
Didn't you want me?
369
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,307
Of course we did.
370
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:34,352
Your mother and I
loved you with all our hearts.
371
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,105
Someone stole you from us
and turned you mortal,
372
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,192
and only gods
can live on Mount Olympus.
373
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,194
And you can't do a thing?
374
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,321
I can't, Hercules, but you can.
375
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:48,491
Really? What? I'll do anything.
376
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,869
Hercules, if you can prove yourself
a true hero on Earth,
377
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,954
your godhood will be restored!
378
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,457
A true hero. Great!
379
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,586
Exactly how do you
become a true hero?
380
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:05,174
First, you must seek out Philoctetes,
the trainer of heroes.
381
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:08,219
Seek out Philoctetes.
Right. I'll... Whoa!
382
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,346
Whoa! Hold your horses!
383
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,306
Which reminds me.
384
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:13,724
(WHISTLES)
385
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,768
(TRILLING WHISTLING)
386
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,313
ZEUS: Ha ha!
387
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:24,485
You probably don't remember Pegasus,
but you two go way back, son.
388
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,112
(WHINNYING, SNIFFING)
389
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,490
(GROANS)
390
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,409
(LAUGHS)
391
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,120
Oh, Pegasus!
392
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:39,583
He's a magnificent horse
with the brain of a bird.
393
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,127
(WHISTLING) Huh?
394
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:44,422
I'll find Philoctetes
and become a true hero.
395
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,840
That's the spirit!
396
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,466
I won't let you down, Father!
397
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,718
Yee-haw!
398
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,471
Good luck, son.
399
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,893
I will beat the odds
400
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,770
I can go the distance
401
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,356
I will face the world
402
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,442
Fearless, proud and strong
403
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,902
I will please the gods
404
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,821
I can go the distance
405
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:14,910
Till I find my hero's welcome
right where I
406
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:22,001
Belong
407
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,763
- (BIRDS SCREECHING)
- (WHINNYING)
408
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,935
(GOAT BLEATING)
409
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,063
(BLEATING)
410
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,738
- (BLEATING)
- Whoa!
411
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,534
You sure this is the right place?
412
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:56,785
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
413
00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,079
(LAUGHTER ECHOES)
414
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,333
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
415
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960
(BLEATING)
416
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,257
What's the matter, little guy?
You stuck?
417
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,926
Hey, butt out, buddy!
418
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,385
- Ugh!
- (ALL GASPING)
419
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,430
Girls! Stop! Stop!
Come back, come back, come back.
420
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,849
Whoa, whoa! Oh. Geez!
421
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,561
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, Nymphs!
422
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,023
- They can't keep their hands off me.
- Hey!
423
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,609
(GRUMBLING)
424
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,947
What's the matter?
You never seen a satyr before?
425
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,032
Uh, no. Can you help us?
426
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:38,786
We're looking for someone
called Philoctetes.
427
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:41,163
Call me Phil.
428
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,623
- Phil!
- Ow!
429
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,292
Boy, am I glad to meet you!
I'm Hercules.
430
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,795
- (GRUNTS)
- This is Pegasus.
431
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,549
Animals! Disgusting!
432
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,217
- (SNORTS)
- I need your help.
433
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:55,386
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
434
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,266
- Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
- Wait!
435
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,351
Uh, sorry.
436
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:07,064
- Why not?
- Two words, I am retired.
437
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,067
Look, I gotta do this.
438
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:11,860
Haven't you ever had a dream,
439
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,655
something you wanted so bad
you'd do anything?
440
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:16,865
(SIGHS)
441
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:20,828
Kid, come inside.
I want to show you something.
442
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,539
(NEIGHING, GRUNTING)
443
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:32,214
Watch it!
That was part of the mast of the Argo.
444
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,049
- The Argo?
- Yeah.
445
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,343
Who do you think
taught Jason how to sail?
446
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,720
Cleopatra?
447
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:40,264
I trained all those would-be heroes.
448
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:45,185
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of "yeuseus. "
449
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:49,607
And every single one of those bums
let me down flatter than a discus.
450
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,192
None of 'em could go the distance.
451
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,696
And then there was Achilles.
452
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,908
Now, there was a guy who had it all,
the build, the foot speed.
453
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:04,413
He could jab, he could take a hit,
he could keep on comin'.
454
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:07,166
But that furshlugginer heel of his!
455
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,169
He barely gets nicked there once
and kaboom!
456
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,212
He's history.
457
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:13,964
(SIGHS)
458
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,008
Yeah, I had a dream once.
459
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:19,595
I dreamed I was gonna train
the greatest hero there ever was.
460
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:25,976
So great, the gods would hang a picture
of him in the stars all across the sky,
461
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,313
and people would say,
"That's Phil's boy. "
462
00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,315
That's right.
463
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,192
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
464
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:35,444
A guy can only take
so much disappointment.
465
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:37,821
But I'm different than
those other guys, Phil!
466
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,407
I can go the distance.
Come on. I'll show you.
467
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,492
(GRUNTS)
468
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,827
- (WHINNYING)
- Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
469
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,412
Watch this.
470
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:47,998
(GRUNTING)
471
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,835
Holy Hera.
472
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,339
(MUTTERING) You know, maybe if I...
No! Snap out of it!
473
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,549
I'm too old
to get mixed up in this stuff again.
474
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,970
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll
never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
475
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,472
Hold it!
476
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,683
Zeus is your father, right?
477
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,393
- Uh-huh.
- (LAUGHING)
478
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,105
Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy.
(LAUGHING)
479
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:12,981
Mr Lightning Bolts!
480
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,150
Read me a book, would ya, Da-da?
481
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,278
Zeus!
(MIMICS ZEUS) "Once upon a time... "
482
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,530
It's the truth!
483
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,156
Please!
484
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:26,286
So you wanna be a hero, kid
485
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,871
Well, whoop-de-do
486
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,208
I have been around the block before
487
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,711
With blockheads just like you
488
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,046
Each and every one a disappointment
489
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:39,717
Pain for which there ain't no ointment
490
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:43,345
So much for excuses
Though a kid of "Zeus" is
491
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,682
Askin' me to jump into the fray
492
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:49,685
My answer is two words
493
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,106
Okay.
494
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:56,358
- You mean you'll do it?
- You win.
495
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,736
- You won't be sorry, Phil.
- Oh, gods.
496
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,446
So when do we start?
Can we start now?
497
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,572
Oy vey.
498
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:07,745
I'd given up hope
that someone would come along
499
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:12,791
A fella who'd ring the bell for once
Not the gong
500
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,169
The kind who wins trophies
501
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,171
Won't settle for low fees
502
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,548
At least semipro fees
503
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:22,551
But, no, I get the greenhorn
504
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:27,097
I've been out to pasture, pal
My ambition gone
505
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:31,894
Content to spend lazy days
and to graze my lawn
506
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,396
But you need an advisor
507
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,774
A satyr, but wiser
508
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,526
A good merchandiser and... Whoa
509
00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:41,779
There goes my ulcer
510
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:46,533
I'm down to one last hope
and I hope it's you
511
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:51,163
Though, kid, you're not exactly
a dream come true
512
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,959
I trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
513
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,546
You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
514
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,298
Rule number six.
515
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,592
When rescuing a damsel...
(SHRILL WHISTLE)
516
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,761
...always handle with care.
517
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,262
(GRUNTS)
518
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,473
No!
519
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,727
Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!
520
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,648
Rule number 96.
521
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,483
Aim!
522
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:25,155
Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
523
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,077
Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery
524
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:34,832
To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
525
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,251
Like paintin' a masterpiece
526
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,670
It's a work of heart
527
00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,089
It takes more than sinew
528
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,508
Comes down to what's in you
529
00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:48,220
You have to continue to grow
530
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,597
Now, that's more like it!
531
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:56,144
I'm down to one last shot
And my last high note
532
00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:01,942
Before that blasted underworld
gets my goat
533
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,194
My dreams are on you, kid
534
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,488
Go make 'em come true
535
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,532
Climb that uphill slope
536
00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,993
Keep pushin' that envelope
537
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,786
You're my one last hope
538
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:18,625
And, kid, it's up to you
539
00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:21,837
Yeah!
540
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,672
(HERCULES LAUGHING)
541
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:26,341
Did you see that?
542
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,136
Next stop, Olympus.
543
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,847
All right, just take it easy, champ.
544
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:34,182
I am ready. I want to get off this island.
545
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,685
I want to see battles and monsters.
546
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:38,604
- Rescue some damsels.
- (WHINNYING SIGH)
547
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,772
You know, heroic stuff.
548
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:44,401
- Well...
- Aw, come on! Phil!
549
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:47,905
Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test?
Saddle up, kid.
550
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,324
We're going to Thebes!
551
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,244
- HERCULES: So what's in Thebes?
- A lot of problems.
552
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,873
It's a big, tough town.
Good place to start buildin' a rep.
553
00:31:58,124 --> 00:31:59,499
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- (WHINNYING)
554
00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:04,254
Sounds like your basic DID,
Damsel in Distress.
555
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,011
- (GASPING)
- (EVIL LAUGHTER)
556
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,680
Not so fast, sweetheart.
557
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,224
I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll...
558
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,936
Whoo! I like 'em fiery!
559
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,146
- (GASPS)
- Now, remember, kid.
560
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,148
First, analyse the situation.
561
00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:25,484
Don't just barrel in there
without thinking.
562
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,863
- (NESSUS GROWLING)
- He's losin' points for this!
563
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,032
- You don't know what you're...
- Halt!
564
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,829
Step aside, two legs.
565
00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:41,750
Pardon me, my good sir.
566
00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,585
I'll have to ask you to
release that young...
567
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,630
- Keep movin', junior.
- Lady.
568
00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:50,217
But you...
Aren't you a damsel in distress?
569
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:53,387
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
570
00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:56,473
I can handle this. Have a nice day.
571
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:58,266
Uh. (CLEARS THROAT)
572
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,144
Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be
too close to the situation to realise...
573
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,398
Ohhh!
574
00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:08,151
- What are you doin'? Get your sword!
- Sword. Right, right.
575
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,405
Rule number 15,
a hero is only as good as his weapon!
576
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,031
(LAUGHING)
577
00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:15,701
(FISH SHRIEKING)
578
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,244
(GROANS)
579
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,541
Whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
He's gotta do it on his own.
580
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,836
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
581
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,921
- Use your head!
- (WHINNYING)
582
00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:29,756
Oh.
583
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,509
(GROWLING)
584
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,056
All right! Not bad, kid!
585
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,018
Not exactly what I had in mind,
but not bad.
586
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,602
(GROANS, COUGHS)
587
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:47,983
Oh, gee, miss, I'm really sorry.
That was dumb.
588
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,193
- Yeah.
- (SPLASHING)
589
00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:52,612
Excuse me.
590
00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:01,371
Nice work! Excelente!
591
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,540
Is Wonderboy here for real?
592
00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:06,501
What are you talkin' about?
Of course he's real.
593
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:07,586
Whoa!
594
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:13,300
And by the way, sweet cheeks,
I'm real, too.
595
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,135
- (KISSING SOUNDS)
- Ugh!
596
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,096
Yee-hah! Yahoo!
597
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,145
Whoa!
598
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:40,869
(PUFFS)
599
00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:49,669
(WHISTLING)
600
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,633
- How was that, Phil?
- Rein it in, rookie.
601
00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:57,552
You can get away with mistakes
like those in the minor decathlons,
602
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,263
but this is the big leagues!
603
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,265
At least I beat him, didn't I?
604
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:06,144
Next time, don't let your guard down
because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
605
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:10,982
It's like I keep tellin' ya.
You gotta stay focused, and... You...
606
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,359
(WHINNYING)
607
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,825
- (SNORTING)
- (BLEATING)
608
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:24,121
Are you all right, Miss...
609
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:28,083
Megara. My friends call me Meg.
At least, they would if I had any friends.
610
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:32,838
So did they give you a name
along with all those rippling pectorals?
611
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,549
(SHY CHUCKLE)
Uh, I'm, um, uh...
612
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,050
(STAMMERING)
613
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:39,511
Are you always this articulate?
614
00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:42,639
Hercules. My... (CLEARS THROAT)
My name is Hercules.
615
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:46,184
Hercules. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
616
00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:51,273
So, how'd you get mixed up with the...
617
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,817
Pinhead with hooves?
Well, you know how men are.
618
00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:57,654
They think that "No" means "Yes," and
"Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours. "
619
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,447
(CONFUSED WHINNY)
620
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,742
Don't worry.
Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
621
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:03,827
(GROWLING)
622
00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:08,748
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice.
623
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,627
Wait! Can we give you a ride?
624
00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,629
(SNORTING, WHINNYING)
625
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,301
I don't think
your pinto likes me very much.
626
00:36:19,385 --> 00:36:24,347
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly.
He'd be more than happy to... Ow.
627
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,099
(WHISTLING)
628
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:32,230
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl.
I tie my own sandals and everything.
629
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,859
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
630
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,777
Bye.
631
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,324
- She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
- (GROWLS)
632
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:45,118
Yeah. Yeah. She's really something.
633
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,661
A real pain in the patella!
634
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,956
Earth to Herc!
Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
635
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,876
We got a job to do, remember?
(WHISTLES)
636
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,711
Thebes is still waitin'.
637
00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:57,672
HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
638
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,764
(ANIMALS TITTERING)
639
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:07,766
(GASPS)
640
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,602
Aw... How cute.
641
00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:13,313
A couple of rodents
looking for a theme park.
642
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:16,858
Who you callin' a rodent, sister?
I'm a bunny!
643
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,360
And I'm his gopher.
644
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,486
(TOGETHER) Ta-da!
645
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,030
I thought I smelled a rat.
646
00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:23,823
HADES: Meg?
647
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,742
Speak of the devil.
648
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:29,913
Meg, my little flower, my little bird,
my little nut, Meg.
649
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,957
What exactly happened here?
650
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,042
I thought you were gonna
persuade the river guardian
651
00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:35,710
to join my team for the uprising,
652
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,588
and here I am,
kind of river guardian-less.
653
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:42,717
I gave it my best shot,
but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
654
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,428
Fine. So, instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence,
655
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,264
hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
656
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,431
Give that your best shot.
657
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,559
It wasn't my fault.
It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
658
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:56,189
Hercules?
Why does that name ring a bell?
659
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,109
I don't know.
Maybe we owe him money?
660
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:03,780
- What was that name again?
- Hercules.
661
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,949
He comes on with
this big, innocent farm boy routine,
662
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,742
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.
663
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,785
Wait a minute.
664
00:38:08,869 --> 00:38:12,080
Wasn't Hercules the name
of that kid we were supposed to...
665
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:14,207
- Oh, my gods!
- Oh, my gods!
666
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,667
- Run for it!
- (SCREAMING)
667
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,962
So you took care of him, huh?
668
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:21,047
Dead as a door nail.
669
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,967
Weren't those your exact words?
670
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:25,927
This might be a different Hercules.
671
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,681
Yeah! I mean, Hercules
is a very popular name nowadays!
672
00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:33,143
Remember, like, a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason,
673
00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:34,936
and the girls were all named Brittany?
674
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:39,566
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,
675
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:46,614
and the one schlemiel who can louse
it up is waltzing around in the woods!
676
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,368
(PANTING)
677
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,662
Wait. Wait, big guy.
678
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,123
- We can still cut in on his waltzing.
- That's right!
679
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:58,376
And at least we made him mortal.
That's a good thing.
680
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,086
Didn't we?
681
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,421
Hmm.
682
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,590
Fortunately for the three of you,
683
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:07,510
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.
684
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,056
And this time, no foul-ups.
685
00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:14,976
Wow!
686
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,357
- Is that all one town?
- One town, a million troubles.
687
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:24,694
The one and only Thebes.
The Big Olive itself.
688
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,989
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
689
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,617
(CROWD BUSTLING)
690
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:32,744
(BELL DINGS)
691
00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:35,205
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
692
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:39,376
Stick with me, kid.
This city is a dangerous place.
693
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:43,463
- Look where you're goin', numbskull!
- Hey, I'm walkin' here!
694
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:46,132
You see what I mean?
I'm tellin' you, wackos.
695
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,552
MAN: Pitta bread. Pitta bread.
Get your pitta bread here.
696
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,221
Hey, Mack.
697
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:52,389
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
698
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,642
- You wanna buy a sundial?
- He's not interested, all right?
699
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:56,768
Come on, kid.
700
00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:59,979
The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
701
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:04,317
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes.
We'll ponder that for a while.
702
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,693
Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on.
703
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,238
Don't make eye contact.
People here are nuts.
704
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,490
That's because
they live in a city of turmoil.
705
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,616
Trust me, kid.
706
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,993
You're gonna be
just what the doctor ordered.
707
00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:19,290
It was tragic!
We lost everything in the fire.
708
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,419
Everything except old Snowball here.
709
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,545
(WEAK MEOW)
710
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:26,506
Now, were the fires
before or after the earthquake?
711
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,758
They were after the earthquake.
I remember.
712
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,260
But before the flood.
713
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:33,763
Don't even get me started
on the crime rate.
714
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,434
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill in a hurry.
715
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,102
OLD MAN: Tell me about it.
716
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,229
It seems like every time I turn around,
717
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,606
there's some new monster
wreaking havoc and I...
718
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,277
All we need now is a plague of locusts.
719
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,862
- (CHIRPING)
- (CROWD SCREAMING)
720
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:52,282
That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
721
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,616
HERCULES: Excuse me.
722
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:56,744
It, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
723
00:40:56,829 --> 00:41:00,373
...seems to me that what
you folks need is a hero.
724
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,668
Yeah, and who are you?
725
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:10,383
I'm Hercules, and I happen to be a hero.
726
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,551
(CROWD LAUGHING)
727
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,095
- Is that so?
- (WOMAN LAUGHING) A hero!
728
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,725
- Have you ever saved a town before?
- Uh, no. Not exactly, but I...
729
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,311
Have you ever
reversed a natural disaster?
730
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,813
Well, uh, no.
731
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,025
Listen to this.
He's just another chariot chaser.
732
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:29,277
- This we need.
- WOMAN: That's a laugh.
733
00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,696
- Don't you pea brains get it?
- WOMAN: Hmm?
734
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,073
This kid is the genuine article.
735
00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:38,161
Hey, isn't that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?
736
00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:39,913
Watch it, pal.
737
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,248
Yeah, you're right.
738
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,834
Hey, nice job on those heels!
739
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,504
Ya missed a spot! (LAUGHING)
740
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,589
I got your heel right here!
741
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:51,799
I'll wipe that stupid grin
off your face! You...
742
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:55,178
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil.
743
00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:57,764
What are you, crazy? Sheesh!
744
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:03,311
Young man, we need
a professional hero, not an amateur.
745
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,856
Well, wait. Stop!
746
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,611
(SIGHS)
747
00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:16,032
How am I supposed to prove myself
a hero if nobody will give me a chance?
748
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,242
You'll get your chance.
749
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:20,328
You just need some kind of
catastrophe or disaster.
750
00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:22,121
(WOMAN PANTING) Please.
751
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,458
Help! Please!
There's been a terrible accident!
752
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,710
- Meg?
- Speakin' of disasters.
753
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:31,422
Wonderboy! Hercules!
Thank goodness!
754
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,966
What's wrong?
755
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:36,386
Outside of town, two little boys.
They were playing in the gorge.
756
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,138
There was this terrible rockslide.
757
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,975
- They're trapped!
- Kids? Trapped?
758
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,643
Phil, this is great!
759
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,520
You're really choked up about this,
aren't ya?
760
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:46,563
Come on!
761
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:51,401
No, I... You don't...
I have this terrible fear of heights!
762
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,528
- (GROANS)
- (SNICKERS)
763
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,613
- (PANTING)
- (CROWD CHATTERING)
764
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,033
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
765
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,035
I'm way behind ya, kid.
766
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,371
(SPUTTERING) I got a fur wedgie.
767
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,708
- (WHINNYING)
- (MEG GASPING)
768
00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:09,752
- (TRILLING WHISTLE)
- (GROANING)
769
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,213
- Are you okay?
- I'll be fine.
770
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,507
Just get me down
before I ruin the upholstery.
771
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,635
BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe!
BOY 2: (COUGHING) Hurry!
772
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,179
- Get us out!
- We're suffocating!
773
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,559
Somebody call IX-I-I! (COUGHING)
774
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,269
Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
775
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:30,857
- We can't last much longer!
- Get us out before we get crushed!
776
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,026
(GRUNTING)
777
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,416
(LIGHT APPLAUSE)
778
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,919
- How you boys doin'?
- We're okay now.
779
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:55,632
Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
780
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:59,218
Well, try to be a little more careful
next time, okay, kids?
781
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,970
We sure will.
782
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,394
HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
783
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,313
I was really moved. (SLURPING)
784
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,900
"Jeepers, mister"?
785
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:17,195
I was going for innocence.
786
00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:21,491
And, hey, two thumbs
way, way up for our leading lady.
787
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:23,284
What a dish. What a doll.
788
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:26,079
Get outta there, you big lug,
while you still can.
789
00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:28,581
(PANTING) Phil, I did great.
790
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,000
They even applauded, sort of.
791
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,044
- (GROWLING)
- Huh!
792
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,714
I hate to burst your bubble, kid,
but that ain't applause.
793
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,424
(GROWLING)
794
00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:46,974
Phil? What do you call that thing?
795
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:48,267
PHIL: Two words.
796
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:49,560
(THUNDERING ROAR)
797
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,437
Am-scray!
798
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,232
- (MONSTER HISSING)
- (CROWD SCREAMING)
799
00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:58,695
(ECHOING) Let's get ready to rumble!
800
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,537
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
801
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,748
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth.
Keep going. Come on. Come on.
802
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:14,293
Lead with your left.
Lead with your left! Your other left!
803
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,006
(MONSTER SNARLING)
804
00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,347
(LAUGHING)
805
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:42,864
Whoa! (YELLING)
806
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:46,743
- (SWALLOWS HARD)
- (GROANING)
807
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,162
(LOUD BURP)
808
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,038
- (GROANS)
- (CROWD MUTTERING)
809
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,332
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
810
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,001
(ROARING)
811
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,805
(LOUD APPLAUSE)
812
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:11,601
All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
813
00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:15,354
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
814
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,148
Kid, kid, kid.
815
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,733
How many horns do ya see?
816
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,568
Six?
817
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:23,529
Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.
818
00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:26,449
(NERVOUS MUTTERING)
819
00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:27,533
(GULPS)
820
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,620
Guys, guys, relax.
821
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:32,580
It's only half-time.
822
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:34,749
(FAINT RUMBLING)
823
00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:37,668
That doesn't sound good.
824
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:42,423
(ROARING)
825
00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:46,928
Definitely not good!
826
00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,387
(MONSTER HISSING)
827
00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:50,723
(WHISTLING)
828
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:55,937
(YELLING)
829
00:46:58,106 --> 00:46:59,148
Whoa! Whoa!
830
00:47:15,749 --> 00:47:18,668
Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
831
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,919
Hyah!
832
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,965
(YELLING)
833
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,846
Phil, I don't think we covered
this one in basic training!
834
00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,430
(YELLING)
835
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,023
(MONSTER HISSING)
836
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,776
My favourite part of the game,
837
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,863
- (ROARING)
- (GROANING)
838
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,781
sudden death.
839
00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:54,829
(GRUNTS)
(ROCK CREAKING)
840
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:56,455
ALL: Huh?
841
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:09,135
(CROWD GASPING)
842
00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:11,012
Oh!
843
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,600
There goes another one.
Just like Achilles.
844
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,062
Game.
845
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,981
Set.
846
00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:23,441
Match.
847
00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,029
- (GROANS)
- (ROCK CREAKING)
848
00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:31,866
(CROWD GASPING)
849
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,831
(CHEERING)
850
00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:52,303
Phil, you gotta admit.
That was pretty heroic.
851
00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:56,933
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it!
You won by a landslide!
852
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,185
(STRAINING)
853
00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:01,646
Hades mad.
854
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,855
(YELLING)
855
00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,151
Well, what do ya know?
856
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:15,159
From that day forward,
our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
857
00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:18,663
He was so hot, steam looked cool.
858
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,998
Oh, yeah
859
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,919
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
860
00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,964
Person of the week
in every Greek opinion poll
861
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,675
- What a pro
- Herc could stop a show
862
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,761
Point him at a monster
and you're talkin' SRO
863
00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:36,639
- He was a no one
- A zero, zero
864
00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:39,558
- Now he's a honcho
- He's a hero
865
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,478
Here was a kid with his act down pat
866
00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:45,439
Zero to hero in no time flat
867
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:48,317
- Zero to hero
- Just like that (SNAPS)
868
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,903
When he smiled the girls went wild
869
00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:53,823
With oohs and aahs
870
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:56,659
And they slapped his face
on every vase
871
00:49:56,743 --> 00:50:00,079
On every "vahse"
872
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,581
From appearance fees and royalties
873
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,251
Our Herc had cash to burn
874
00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:08,087
Now nouveau riche and famous
875
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:11,507
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
876
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:14,468
Say amen, there he goes again
877
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,430
- Sweet and undefeated
- And an awesome 10-for-10
878
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,099
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
879
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:23,352
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
880
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,188
Hercie, he comes
he sees, he conquers
881
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:29,191
Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
882
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:31,193
He showed the moxie
brains and spunk
883
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:32,278
Yeah
884
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,822
- From zero to hero
- A major hunk
885
00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:37,616
- Zero to hero
- And who'd have thunk?
886
00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,456
Who put the glad in gladiator?
887
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:44,915
Hercules
888
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,376
Who's darin' deeds are great theatre?
889
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,086
Hercules
890
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:51,088
- Isn't he bold?
- No one braver
891
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,215
- Is he sweet?
- Our favourite flavour
892
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,341
Hercules
893
00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:55,426
My man.
894
00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:57,386
- Hercules
- Hercules
895
00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,472
Hercules
896
00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:01,515
- Hercules
- Look at my Hercules
897
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,061
- Hercules, Hercules
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
898
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:07,480
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
899
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:10,149
- Undefeated
- Riding high
900
00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:11,609
And the nicest guy.
901
00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:13,402
Not conceited
902
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,446
- He was a nothing
- Zero, zero
903
00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:17,490
- Now he's a honcho
- He's our hero
904
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,701
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
905
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,037
- From zero to hero
- (GRUNTING)
906
00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:24,955
Herc is a hero
907
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,418
Now he's a hero
908
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,296
Yes, indeed
909
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,632
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
910
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,467
Pull!
911
00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:42,306
Nice shootin', Rex.
912
00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:43,933
I can't believe this guy.
913
00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,644
I throw everything I've got at him
and it doesn't even...
914
00:51:46,728 --> 00:51:47,937
(RUBBER SQUEAKING)
915
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:51,857
What are those?
916
00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:56,028
Um, I don't know.
I thought they looked kinda dashing.
917
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:59,907
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,
918
00:51:59,991 --> 00:52:05,621
or the entire scheme I've been setting
up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
919
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:11,043
and you are wearing his merchandise!
920
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,294
(SLURPING)
921
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:17,967
(CHUCKLES)
922
00:52:18,343 --> 00:52:19,426
Thirsty?
923
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,053
(YELL ECHOING)
924
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,225
(BOTH GROANING)
925
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,229
(CHUCKLES)
926
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,064
Looks like your game's over.
927
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,900
Wonderboy is hitting
every curve you throw at him.
928
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:39,280
Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)
929
00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:41,365
I wonder if maybe
930
00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:47,746
I haven't been throwing
the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
931
00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,999
Don't even go there.
932
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:54,628
See, he's gotta have a weakness
because everybody's got a weakness.
933
00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:57,173
I mean, for what?
Pandora, it was the box thing.
934
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,925
For the Trojans, hey.
They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
935
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,887
We simply need to
find out Wonderboy's.
936
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:05,139
I've done my part. Get your little imps...
937
00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:06,390
They couldn't handle him as a baby.
938
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:09,852
I need somebody
who can handle him as a man.
939
00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:11,937
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
940
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:16,025
That's good because that's what
got you into this jam in the first place.
941
00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:19,528
You sold your soul to me
to save your boyfriend's life.
942
00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,198
And how does this creep thank you?
943
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:25,367
By running off with some babe.
944
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,536
He hurt you real bad,
didn't he, Meg, huh?
945
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,580
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
946
00:53:29,664 --> 00:53:34,210
Which is exactly why I got a feelin'
you're gonna leap at my new offer.
947
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:37,338
You give me the key
to bringing down Wonder Breath,
948
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:43,427
and I give you the thing that
you crave most in the entire cosmos,
949
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,804
your freedom.
950
00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:47,223
(URN SHATTERS)
951
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:49,892
(HERCULES LAUGHING)
952
00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:51,560
You should have been there, Father.
953
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:56,899
I mangled the Minotaur,
grappled with the Gorgon.
954
00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:58,234
Just like Phil told me.
955
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:02,154
I analysed the situation,
controlled my strength and kicked.
956
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,450
The crowds went wild!
957
00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:08,744
- (SIMULATES CROWD CHEERING)
- (WHISTLING)
958
00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:10,246
Thank you. Thank you.
959
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:11,372
Hah!
960
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:15,584
You're doin' great, son.
You're doing your old man proud.
961
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,878
I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
962
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,922
I've been waiting for this day
a long time.
963
00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:22,591
Hmm. What day is that, son?
964
00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:25,719
The day I rejoin the gods.
965
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:29,723
You've done wonderfully.
You really have, my boy.
966
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,642
You're just not there yet.
967
00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:35,771
You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
968
00:54:35,855 --> 00:54:39,275
But, Father, I've beaten every single
monster I've come up against.
969
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,611
I'm the most famous person
in all of Greece.
970
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:46,573
- I'm an action figure!
- (SQUEAKING)
971
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:52,288
I'm afraid being famous
isn't the same as being a true hero.
972
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:54,123
What more can I do?
973
00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:57,710
It's something
you have to discover for yourself.
974
00:54:57,794 --> 00:55:02,047
- But how can I...
- Look inside your heart.
975
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,467
Father, wait!
976
00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:09,888
(GRUNTING)
977
00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:13,100
- (WHINNYING)
- (SIGHS)
978
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,694
On your left is Hercules' villa.
979
00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:26,113
Our next stop is
the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
980
00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:27,197
where you can pick up
981
00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:31,243
the great hero's 30-minute
workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
982
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,662
At 1:00,
you got a meeting with King Augeas.
983
00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,497
He's got a problem with his stables.
984
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,333
I'd advise you
not to wear your new sandals.
985
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,752
- Phil?
- I told you, don't move!
986
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:41,462
PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of
the Greek Revolution.
987
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:42,588
- Phil.
- At 3:00,
988
00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:44,673
you gotta get a girdle
from some Amazons.
989
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,801
Phil, what's the point?
990
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:49,845
(SCREAMING)
991
00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:51,221
That's it!
992
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,223
Keep your toga on, pal.
993
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,391
(GRUNTS)
994
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,435
Yuck!
995
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:58,645
What d'you mean, "What's the point?"
996
00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,481
You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?
997
00:56:00,565 --> 00:56:04,651
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem
to be getting me anywhere.
998
00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:07,321
You can't give up now.
I'm countin' on ya.
999
00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:09,698
I gave this everything I had.
1000
00:56:11,993 --> 00:56:14,870
Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.
1001
00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:19,166
And I am tellin' you,
and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth,
1002
00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:22,252
- you got somethin' I never seen before.
- Really?
1003
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:26,006
I can feel it right down
to these stubby bowlegs of mine.
1004
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:28,926
There is nothin' you can't do, kid.
1005
00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:30,469
- (DOOR OPENING)
- (GIRLS SCREAMING)
1006
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,637
It's him!
1007
00:56:32,305 --> 00:56:33,639
Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...
1008
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:37,476
- I touched his elbow!
- I got his sweatband!
1009
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,812
- (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
- (GRUNTING) Phil, help!
1010
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:42,398
- Okay. Escape plan, beta.
- Gotcha.
1011
00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:44,900
- (BLOWING WHISTLE)
- Hey. Where is he?
1012
00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:46,652
There he goes! On the veranda!
1013
00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:48,112
- (SCREAMING)
- Whoa!
1014
00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:50,114
(CHUCKLES)
1015
00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:04,878
Let's see.
1016
00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,423
What could be behind
curtain number one?
1017
00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:08,549
Meg!
1018
00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:11,969
(CHUCKLES) It's all right.
The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
1019
00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:15,097
Gee, it's great to see you.
1020
00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:16,807
I missed you.
1021
00:57:16,891 --> 00:57:19,351
So this is what heroes do
on their days off.
1022
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,687
(BASHFUL CHUCKLE) I'm no hero.
1023
00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:24,106
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
1024
00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:26,608
thinks you're the greatest thing
since they put the pocket in pitta.
1025
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:29,445
(CHUCKLES) I know. It's crazy.
1026
00:57:29,529 --> 00:57:31,280
You know, I can't go anywhere
without being mobbed.
1027
00:57:31,364 --> 00:57:33,615
- I mean...
- You sound like you could use a break.
1028
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,076
- Think your nanny goat would go...
- (BLEATING SQUEAK)
1029
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,620
...berserk if you played hooky
this afternoon?
1030
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,205
Oh, gee. I don't know.
1031
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,957
Phil's got the rest of the day
pretty much booked.
1032
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:45,002
Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.
1033
00:57:45,086 --> 00:57:49,381
Out the window, round the dumbbells,
you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
1034
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,258
(CHIRPING)
1035
00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:53,552
(LAUGHTER)
1036
00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:56,972
HERCULES: Wow. What a day.
1037
00:57:57,056 --> 00:58:02,519
First, that restaurant by the bay,
and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
1038
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:05,147
Man! I thought I had problems.
1039
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,649
- (LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)
- (LAUGHING)
1040
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:12,779
- Psst! Stop foolin' around!
- Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
1041
00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:16,366
I didn't know that
playing hooky could be so much fun.
1042
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:20,204
- Yeah. Neither did I.
- Thanks, Meg.
1043
00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:22,080
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
1044
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,249
Don't thank me just yet.
1045
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:25,751
Oh!
1046
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:27,294
Oop. Careful.
1047
00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:29,463
Sorry. Weak ankles.
1048
00:58:29,547 --> 00:58:32,966
Oh, yeah? Well,
maybe you better sit down for a while.
1049
00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:39,473
So, uh, do you have any problems
with things like this?
1050
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:41,225
Uh...
1051
00:58:41,434 --> 00:58:43,060
Weak ankles, I mean.
1052
00:58:43,144 --> 00:58:45,854
Oh, no. Not really.
1053
00:58:46,147 --> 00:58:49,983
No weaknesses whatsoever?
1054
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,152
No trick knee?
1055
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:55,489
Ruptured disks?
1056
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,574
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE, GULPS)
1057
00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:01,620
No. I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle.
1058
00:59:01,996 --> 00:59:04,790
(SIGHS) Wonderboy, you are perfect.
1059
00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:07,292
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
1060
00:59:07,835 --> 00:59:09,795
- (CRASHING, SPLASHING)
- Whoops!
1061
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,383
It looks better that way.
1062
00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:16,802
No, it really does.
1063
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,894
(SIGHS) You know, when I was a kid,
1064
00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:29,481
I would have given anything
to be exactly like everybody else.
1065
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,776
(SCOFFS) You wanted to be
petty and dishonest?
1066
00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:34,027
Everybody's not like that.
1067
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,738
Yes, they are.
1068
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,615
You're not like that.
1069
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,367
How do you know what I'm like?
1070
00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:47,457
All I know is you're the most amazing
person with weak ankles I've ever met.
1071
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:50,210
(CHUCKLES)
1072
00:59:50,795 --> 00:59:51,920
Oh!
1073
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:58,510
Meg, when I'm with you,
I don't feel so alone.
1074
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:02,264
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
1075
01:00:02,348 --> 01:00:03,599
What do you mean?
1076
01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:05,767
Nobody can hurt you.
1077
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,731
Meg?
1078
01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:14,735
I would never, ever hurt you.
1079
01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:21,033
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both
do ourselves a favour and stop this
1080
01:00:22,493 --> 01:00:24,745
before we...
1081
01:00:25,204 --> 01:00:29,041
PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up!
Party's over!
1082
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:31,960
- I been lookin' all over this town!
- Calm down, mutton man.
1083
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,337
It was all my fault.
1084
01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:36,173
You're already on my list, sister,
so don't make it worse!
1085
01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:38,592
- (SNORTING)
- (SNORTS BACK)
1086
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,970
And as for you, ya bum,
you're gonna go to the stadium
1087
01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,014
and you're gonna be put through
the workout of your life!
1088
01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:47,392
- Now get on the horse.
- Okay, okay.
1089
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,355
- I'm sorry.
- Ah, he'll get over it.
1090
01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:00,155
PHIL: Move!
Move, move, move, move, move! Move!
1091
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,240
- (NEIGHING)
- Whoo! Yahee!
1092
01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:10,123
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!
Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...
1093
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:16,505
That's it. Next time, I drive.
1094
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,224
Oh, what's the matter with me?
1095
01:01:27,308 --> 01:01:30,143
You'd think a girl would learn.
1096
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:35,315
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
1097
01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:39,277
I guess I've already won that
1098
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:43,949
No man is worth the aggravation
1099
01:01:44,033 --> 01:01:47,994
That's ancient history
Been there, done that
1100
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:51,915
Who d'ya think you're kidding
He's the Earth and heaven to you
1101
01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:55,877
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
1102
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,713
- Oh, no
- Girl, you can't conceal it
1103
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:02,676
We know how you feel
and who you're thinkin' of
1104
01:02:04,345 --> 01:02:08,265
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
1105
01:02:08,349 --> 01:02:12,060
You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it? Uh-oh
1106
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:16,606
It's too clich๏ฟฝ, I won't say I'm in love
1107
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,735
Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
Oooooo
1108
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:23,488
I thought my heart
had learned its lesson
1109
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:27,117
It feels so good when you start out
1110
01:02:27,493 --> 01:02:31,163
My head is screaming
"Get a grip, girl"
1111
01:02:31,622 --> 01:02:35,459
Unless you're dyin'
To cry your heart out
1112
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:39,463
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feelin'
1113
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:43,425
Baby, we're not buyin'
Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'
1114
01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:47,387
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you
1115
01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:50,974
- Got
- Got it bad?
1116
01:02:51,058 --> 01:02:55,729
Oh, no chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
1117
01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:59,649
- Give up, but give in
- Check the grin, you're in love
1118
01:02:59,734 --> 01:03:03,612
This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love
1119
01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:06,448
You're doing flips
Read our lips
1120
01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:07,532
You're in love
1121
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,076
You're way off base
I won't say I'm it
1122
01:03:10,161 --> 01:03:11,453
She won't say in love
1123
01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:15,540
Get off my case, I won't say it
1124
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:20,045
Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
1125
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:22,881
Oh
1126
01:03:23,674 --> 01:03:27,135
At least out loud
1127
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,055
I won't say I'm in
1128
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:34,559
- Love
- Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
1129
01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:37,229
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1130
01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:38,855
Ah
1131
01:03:49,408 --> 01:03:51,952
Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg?
1132
01:03:52,036 --> 01:03:55,455
What is the weak link
in Wonderboy's chain?
1133
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,833
Get yourself another girl. I'm through.
1134
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,709
I'm sorry. Do you mind
runnin' that by me again?
1135
01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,462
I must have had a chunk of brimstone
wedged in my ear or something.
1136
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:06,675
Then read my lips! Forget it.
1137
01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:11,263
Meg, Meg, Meg,
my sweet, deluded little minion.
1138
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:16,142
Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
1139
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,186
I own you!
1140
01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:19,688
(GROANING)
1141
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,899
- I got another horn here.
- HADES: You work for me.
1142
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,360
That kid's gonna be
doin' laps for a month.
1143
01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:28,697
HADES: If I say, "Sing," you say,
"Hey, name that tune. "
1144
01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:33,285
If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head
on a platter," you say...
1145
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,287
Medium or well-done.
1146
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:39,958
Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.
This is gonna break the kid's heart.
1147
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:43,211
- MEG: I'll work on that.
- I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
1148
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:47,591
That's the sound of your freedom
fluttering out the window forever.
1149
01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:51,052
(COUGHING) I don't care.
I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
1150
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:56,141
I can't believe you're
getting so worked up about some guy.
1151
01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:58,476
This one is different.
He's honest, and he's sweet...
1152
01:04:58,561 --> 01:04:59,561
Please!
1153
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:01,396
- He would never do anything to hurt me.
- He's a guy!
1154
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:05,692
Besides, O oneness,
you can't beat him.
1155
01:05:05,776 --> 01:05:09,571
He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
1156
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:13,742
I think he does, Meg.
1157
01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:17,162
I truly think he does.
1158
01:05:25,963 --> 01:05:28,006
(HERCULES GRUNTING, STRAINING)
1159
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:29,716
Ha ha!
1160
01:05:30,843 --> 01:05:33,053
- (SIGHING)
- (GRUNTING, STRAINING)
1161
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,512
Whoo-hoo!
1162
01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:42,646
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
1163
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,147
Kid, we gotta talk.
1164
01:05:44,231 --> 01:05:47,901
Phil, I just had
the greatest day of my life!
1165
01:05:47,985 --> 01:05:50,320
I can't stop thinking about Meg.
1166
01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,697
(SIGHING) She's something else.
1167
01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:56,117
Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya!
Will you come down here and listen?
1168
01:05:56,202 --> 01:06:01,039
Aw, how can I come down there
when I'm feeling so up?
1169
01:06:01,874 --> 01:06:03,249
(WHISTLING)
1170
01:06:10,549 --> 01:06:12,050
(CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS TONGUE)
1171
01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:27,816
Gotcha!
1172
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:30,235
Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is...
1173
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:32,862
That if it wasn't for you,
I never would have met her.
1174
01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,781
Oh, I owe ya big time.
1175
01:06:34,865 --> 01:06:36,616
Will you just knock it off
for a couple of seconds?
1176
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,327
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.
Keep them up there, huh?
1177
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,497
- Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!
- Listen to me! She's...
1178
01:06:42,581 --> 01:06:43,999
- A dream come true?
- Not exactly.
1179
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,209
- More beautiful than Aphrodite?
- Aside from that!
1180
01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:50,505
- The most wonderful...
- She's a fraud!
1181
01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:53,174
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
1182
01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:56,302
- Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
- I'm not kiddin' around.
1183
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,096
I know you're upset about today,
but that's no reason to...
1184
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,222
Kid, you're missin' the point.
1185
01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:01,725
- The point is, I love her.
- She don't love you.
1186
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:04,019
- You're crazy.
- She's nothin' but a two-timin'...
1187
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:06,187
- Stop it!
- No-good, lyin', schemin'...
1188
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:07,605
Shut up!
1189
01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:12,777
Phil. I...
1190
01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:14,863
I'm sorry.
1191
01:07:14,947 --> 01:07:18,867
Okay, okay, that's it.
You won't face the truth? Fine.
1192
01:07:18,951 --> 01:07:21,453
Phil, wait. Where you going?
1193
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:25,040
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here.
I'm goin' home.
1194
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:27,876
Fine!
1195
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,962
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
1196
01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:36,593
I thought you were gonna be
the all-time champ,
1197
01:07:36,677 --> 01:07:39,179
not the all-time chump.
1198
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,809
HADES: Geez Louise!
What got his goat, huh?
1199
01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:49,773
Baboom. Name is Hades,
Lord of the Dead.
1200
01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:51,900
- Hi. How ya doin'?
- Not now, okay?
1201
01:07:51,984 --> 01:07:54,652
Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds
and I'm a fast talker, all right?
1202
01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,572
I've got the major deal in the works.
A real estate venture, if you will.
1203
01:07:57,656 --> 01:07:59,741
And Herc, you little devil you.
May I call you Herc?
1204
01:07:59,825 --> 01:08:02,077
You seem to be constantly
getting in the way of it.
1205
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:03,369
You've got the wrong guy.
1206
01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:06,956
Hear me out, ya little...
Just hear me out, okay?
1207
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,084
So I would be eternally grateful
1208
01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:12,253
if you would just take a day off
from this hero business of yours.
1209
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,465
I mean, monsters, natural disasters.
You wait a day, okay?
1210
01:08:15,549 --> 01:08:17,759
- You're out of your mind.
- Not so fast, because, ya see,
1211
01:08:17,843 --> 01:08:21,221
I do have a little leverage
you might wanna know about.
1212
01:08:22,014 --> 01:08:24,057
- Meg!
- Don't listen, Herc...
1213
01:08:26,602 --> 01:08:28,603
- Let her go!
- Here's the trade-off.
1214
01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:31,773
You give up your strength
for about 24 hours, okay?
1215
01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:33,858
Say the next 24 hours.
1216
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,985
And Meg here is free as a bird
and safe from harm.
1217
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,238
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze,
we carry on, we go home happy.
1218
01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:39,739
What d'ya say? Come on.
1219
01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:42,867
People are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
1220
01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:46,496
Nah! I mean, it's a possibility.
It happens 'cause, you know, it's war.
1221
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:49,165
But what can I tell ya? Anyway,
what do you owe these people?
1222
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,085
Isn't Meg, little smoochy face,
isn't she more important than they are?
1223
01:08:52,169 --> 01:08:54,212
- Stop it!
- Isn't she?
1224
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,965
You've gotta swear
she'll be safe from any harm.
1225
01:08:57,049 --> 01:08:58,967
Fine, okay. I'll give you that one.
1226
01:08:59,051 --> 01:09:02,011
Meg is safe, otherwise you get your
strength right back. Yadda yadda.
1227
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:05,390
Fine print. Boilerplate. Okay? Done.
What d'ya say we shake on it?
1228
01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:07,809
Hey, I really don't have, like,
time to bat this around.
1229
01:09:07,893 --> 01:09:09,686
I'm kind of on a schedule here.
I got plans for August. Okay?
1230
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:12,897
I need an answer, like, now.
Going once, going twice...
1231
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:16,067
- All right!
- Yes, we're there! Bam!
1232
01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:23,449
(GROANING)
1233
01:09:23,909 --> 01:09:26,744
You may feel just a little queasy.
It's kinda natural.
1234
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,746
Maybe you should sit down!
1235
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:30,874
(GRUNTING)
1236
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:35,044
Now you know how it feels
to be just like everybody else.
1237
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:38,089
Isn't it just peachy?
1238
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,092
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
You'll love this. One more thing.
1239
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,722
Meg, babe, a deal's a deal.
You're off the hook.
1240
01:09:46,473 --> 01:09:49,601
And by the way, Herc,
is she not a fabulous little actress?
1241
01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:51,186
- Stop it.
- What do you mean?
1242
01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:55,356
I mean your little chickie-poo here
was working for me all the time.
1243
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:56,441
Duh.
1244
01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,610
You're... You're lying!
1245
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:04,365
- Help! (COUGHING)
- Jeepers, mister, you're really strong.
1246
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,035
Couldn't have done it without you,
sugar, sweetheart, babe.
1247
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:08,453
No! It's not like that.
1248
01:10:08,537 --> 01:10:11,414
I didn't mean to... I couldn't... I...
1249
01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:13,666
I'm so sorry.
1250
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:18,046
Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
1251
01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:19,130
(LAUGHING)
1252
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,049
Well, gotta blaze.
1253
01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:25,678
There's a whole cosmos up there
waiting for me with, hey, my name on it.
1254
01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:27,305
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
1255
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,726
So much for the preliminaries,
and now on to the main event!
1256
01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:42,904
(HOWLING)
1257
01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:48,076
Brothers! Titans!
1258
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:51,412
Look at you in your squalid prison!
1259
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,582
Who put you down there?
1260
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,793
TITANS: Zeus!
1261
01:10:56,877 --> 01:11:03,341
And now that I set you free, what is
the first thing you are going to do?
1262
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:07,053
- TITANS: Destroy him!
- Good answer.
1263
01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:13,434
Crush Zeus!
1264
01:11:16,146 --> 01:11:19,357
Freeze him!
1265
01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:26,239
Melt Zeus!
1266
01:11:27,324 --> 01:11:32,203
Blow him away!
1267
01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:34,622
(BLEATING)
1268
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,874
ALL: Zeus!
1269
01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:40,920
- HADES: Uh, guys?
- Huh?
1270
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,172
Olympus would be that way.
1271
01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:47,385
- Zeus!
- Freeze him!
1272
01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:50,096
Hold it, bright eye.
1273
01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:53,224
I have a special job for you,
my optic friend.
1274
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,520
(RUMBLING)
1275
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,566
- (ROCK TITAN YELLING)
- Ah, huh?
1276
01:12:01,775 --> 01:12:04,527
Destroy Zeus!
1277
01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:07,905
Oh, we're in trouble!
Big trouble! I gotta...
1278
01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:10,908
My lord and lady,
the Titans have escaped,
1279
01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,994
and they're practically at our gates!
1280
01:12:13,078 --> 01:12:17,165
Sound the alarm!
Launch an immediate counterattack!
1281
01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:19,792
- Go! Go!
- Gone, babe.
1282
01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:22,670
(TRUMPETING)
1283
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:23,838
Huh?
1284
01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,345
Charge!
1285
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,429
Yah!
1286
01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:33,514
On to battle!
1287
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:34,724
(SHOUTING)
1288
01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:40,772
Eeyah!
1289
01:12:44,943 --> 01:12:46,694
You windbag!
1290
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:47,779
(SHOUTING)
1291
01:12:48,655 --> 01:12:51,491
Boom, badda-boom, boom, boom!
Hah!
1292
01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:54,410
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1293
01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:58,456
CYCLOPS: Hercules!
1294
01:12:58,832 --> 01:13:01,709
Where are you?
1295
01:13:01,835 --> 01:13:03,169
(ROARING)
1296
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,047
What can we do?
1297
01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:09,342
- Where is Hercules?
- Yeah, Hercules'll save us.
1298
01:13:09,426 --> 01:13:13,388
Hercules!
1299
01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:18,142
Come out! Face me!
1300
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,772
What are you doing?
Without your strength, you'll be killed.
1301
01:13:23,315 --> 01:13:25,400
There are worse things.
1302
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:26,734
Run!
1303
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,570
Wait! Stop!
1304
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:33,116
- Hey, look! It's Hercules.
- Thank the gods!
1305
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,160
- We're saved!
- CYCLOPS: So...
1306
01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:39,288
You mighty Hercules.
1307
01:13:39,456 --> 01:13:40,832
(LAUGHING)
1308
01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:43,835
(ROARING)
1309
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:45,920
(GRUNTS)
1310
01:13:46,004 --> 01:13:47,588
- Oh!
- (GROANING)
1311
01:13:48,632 --> 01:13:51,134
- (PEGASUS WHINNYING)
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1312
01:13:51,885 --> 01:13:54,178
Easy, horsefeathers.
1313
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,764
- (WHINNYING CONTINUES)
- Whoa, stop twitching.
1314
01:13:56,849 --> 01:14:00,059
Listen. Hercules is in trouble.
1315
01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:01,936
We've gotta find Phil.
1316
01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,522
He's the only one
who can talk some sense into him.
1317
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,858
- (PEGASUS WHINNYING)
- (MEG YELLING)
1318
01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:11,446
Get back, blast you!
1319
01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:13,197
(ROARING)
1320
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:18,703
- Ooh, Chihuahua.
- Zeus!
1321
01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:24,250
Come on! Hurry up!
We're shovin' off here!
1322
01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:25,877
- Phil!
- (WHINNYING)
1323
01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:28,171
Phil, Hercules needs your help!
1324
01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:30,923
What does he need me for
when he's got friends like you?
1325
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:35,553
- He won't listen to me.
- Good! He's finally learned something.
1326
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:38,890
Look, I know what I did was wrong,
but this isn't about me.
1327
01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:43,269
It's about him.
If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die.
1328
01:14:43,395 --> 01:14:45,688
I need more thunderbolts!
1329
01:14:45,772 --> 01:14:48,274
Hephaestus has been captured,
my lord.
1330
01:14:48,358 --> 01:14:50,735
Everyone's been captured.
I've been captured!
1331
01:14:50,819 --> 01:14:52,778
Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
1332
01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:01,996
Zeusy, I'm home!
1333
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:05,917
Hades. You're behind this!
1334
01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:07,710
You are correct, sir!
1335
01:15:07,794 --> 01:15:08,920
(GROANING)
1336
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:10,796
(LAUGHING)
1337
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:14,258
Flea.
1338
01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,094
(LAUGHING)
1339
01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:21,724
- Hercules!
- Phil.
1340
01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:23,809
Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
1341
01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:26,979
Come on, you can take this bum.
This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
1342
01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:29,106
You were right all along, Phil.
1343
01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,193
Dreams are for rookies.
1344
01:15:32,277 --> 01:15:35,530
No, no, no, no, kid.
Givin' up is for rookies.
1345
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,657
I came back
'cause I'm not quittin' on ya.
1346
01:15:37,741 --> 01:15:39,951
I'm willing to go the distance.
1347
01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:41,577
How 'bout you?
1348
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,120
(CYCLOPS APPROACHING)
1349
01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:44,288
(LAUGHING)
1350
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,542
Me bite off head!
1351
01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:48,960
(LAUGHING)
1352
01:15:49,461 --> 01:15:50,628
(SCREAMING)
1353
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,631
Whoa, baby!
1354
01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:55,174
(YELLING)
1355
01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,469
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1356
01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:09,480
Hercules! Look out!
1357
01:16:09,606 --> 01:16:12,400
Meg! No!
1358
01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:13,776
(GRUNTING)
1359
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,119
What's happening?
1360
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:24,495
(GROANING)
1361
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,665
Hades' deal is broken.
1362
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,002
He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
1363
01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:33,504
Meg.
1364
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,382
Why did you...
1365
01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:37,758
You didn't have to...
1366
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:43,014
Oh, people always do crazy things
when they're in love.
1367
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,766
Oh, Meg.
1368
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,352
Meg, I... I...
1369
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:52,315
Are you always this articulate?
1370
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,400
(CHUCKLES)
1371
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:59,447
You haven't got much time.
You can still stop Hades.
1372
01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:03,075
I'll watch over her, kid.
1373
01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:05,911
You're gonna be all right.
1374
01:17:06,246 --> 01:17:08,205
I promise.
1375
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:09,874
(WHINNYING)
1376
01:17:10,667 --> 01:17:12,543
Let's go, Pegasus!
1377
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:17,965
Hup, two, three, four.
Come on, everybody!
1378
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:20,092
- I can't hear you!
- Oh, oh!
1379
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:24,972
I swear to you, Hades,
when I get out of this...
1380
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,975
I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy.
1381
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,478
And I think I'm gonna like it here.
1382
01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:33,356
HERCULES:
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
1383
01:17:33,690 --> 01:17:34,690
(WHINNYING)
1384
01:17:35,025 --> 01:17:36,484
Hercules!
1385
01:17:36,568 --> 01:17:38,903
This ought to even the odds!
1386
01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:44,158
Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
1387
01:17:44,242 --> 01:17:45,576
Get them!
1388
01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:50,206
Whoa! Hey!
1389
01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:54,460
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
1390
01:17:56,254 --> 01:18:00,758
Follow the fingers! Him!
The yutz with the horse.
1391
01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:06,639
(SCREAMING)
1392
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,475
Thank you, my boy.
1393
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:14,313
Nice horsey! My intentions were pure!
I really was attracted to you.
1394
01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:16,357
(BOTH YELLING)
1395
01:18:17,317 --> 01:18:18,693
Throw!
1396
01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:19,777
Hah!
1397
01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:22,905
Now watch your old man work!
1398
01:18:22,989 --> 01:18:23,989
Uh-oh.
1399
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:32,915
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear
and kick some Olympian butt!
1400
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,459
Whoa, is my hair out?
1401
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,378
(SNICKERING)
1402
01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:02,486
- Hah! (LAUGHING)
- Whoo-hoo!
1403
01:19:02,779 --> 01:19:04,530
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
1404
01:19:04,614 --> 01:19:07,408
But at least
I've got one swell consolation prize,
1405
01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:11,245
a friend of yours who's dying to see me.
1406
01:19:11,329 --> 01:19:12,830
- (WHINNIES)
- Meg.
1407
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,737
Meg.
1408
01:19:51,411 --> 01:19:53,204
(CRYING) Meg, no.
1409
01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,219
(MOURNFUL NEIGHING)
1410
01:20:13,391 --> 01:20:15,559
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
1411
01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:20,606
(SIGHS) There's some things
you just can't change.
1412
01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:25,653
Yes, I can.
1413
01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:27,822
(HADES YELLING)
1414
01:20:29,449 --> 01:20:31,826
We were so close!
1415
01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:33,410
So close.
1416
01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,371
We tripped at the finish line. Why?
1417
01:20:35,455 --> 01:20:39,416
Because our little nut, Meg,
has to go all noble.
1418
01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:40,709
(RUMBLING)
1419
01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:46,507
- Where's Meg?
- Oh, look who's here.
1420
01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:48,801
Wonderboy, you are too much.
1421
01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:52,721
- Let her go.
- Get a grip.
1422
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,932
Come here, come here.
Let me show you around.
1423
01:20:55,767 --> 01:20:59,395
Hmph. Well, well.
It's a small underworld after all. Huh?
1424
01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:02,481
Meg! Ahhh!
1425
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,358
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
1426
01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:06,986
You see, Meg's
running with a new crowd these days.
1427
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,946
And not a very lively one, at that.
1428
01:21:10,782 --> 01:21:14,034
You like making deals.
Take me in Meg's place.
1429
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:19,707
Well. The son of my hated rival
trapped forever in a river of death.
1430
01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:22,209
- Going once.
- Is there a downside to this?
1431
01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,379
- Going twice!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1432
01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:28,924
You get her out. She goes, you stay.
1433
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,470
You know what slipped my mind?
1434
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,431
You'll be dead
before you can get to her.
1435
01:21:35,515 --> 01:21:37,099
That's not a problem, is it?
1436
01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:04,460
Oh!
1437
01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:07,922
What's the matter with these scissors?
1438
01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,507
The thread won't cut.
1439
01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:20,768
This is... This is impossible!
1440
01:22:20,852 --> 01:22:23,771
You can't be alive! You'd have to be a...
1441
01:22:23,855 --> 01:22:25,272
- A god?
- A god?
1442
01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:28,233
(YELLING)
1443
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,656
Hercules, stop!
You can't do this to me. You can't...
1444
01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:36,033
(MUFFLED) Fine. Okay. Listen.
1445
01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:39,119
Okay. Well, I deserved that.
Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
1446
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,121
Your dad, he's a fun guy, right?
1447
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,415
So maybe you could
put in a word with him,
1448
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,793
and he'd kinda blow this
whole thing off, you know?
1449
01:22:45,877 --> 01:22:48,462
Meg, Meg, talk to him.
A little schmooze...
1450
01:22:48,546 --> 01:22:49,755
(SCREAMING)
1451
01:22:51,591 --> 01:22:53,509
Eww! Get away from me!
Don't touch me!
1452
01:22:53,593 --> 01:22:56,553
Get your slimy souls off me!
1453
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,890
He's not gonna be happy
when he gets outta there.
1454
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,851
You mean, if he gets outta there.
1455
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:04,895
- If. If is good.
- HADES: Taxi!
1456
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,231
I don't feel so good. I feel a little...
1457
01:23:07,315 --> 01:23:08,732
(SCREAMING)
1458
01:23:24,749 --> 01:23:25,916
(SIGHING)
1459
01:23:31,756 --> 01:23:34,675
Wonderboy, what...
1460
01:23:34,759 --> 01:23:36,301
- Why did you...
- (CHUCKLES)
1461
01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:40,014
People always do crazy things
1462
01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:41,598
when they're in love.
1463
01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:52,526
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! Whoo!
1464
01:24:00,076 --> 01:24:01,702
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
1465
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,749
Three cheers for the mighty Hercules!
1466
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:09,376
Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh!
1467
01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:12,046
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING CONTINUE)
1468
01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:27,311
Hercules, we're so proud of you.
1469
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,730
Mother.
1470
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,066
Hah!
1471
01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,569
Fine work, my boy! You've done it!
1472
01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:38,072
You're a true hero.
1473
01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:42,367
You were willing to give your life
to rescue this young woman.
1474
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:46,205
For a true hero isn't measured
by the size of his strength,
1475
01:24:46,289 --> 01:24:49,249
but by the strength of his heart.
1476
01:24:50,001 --> 01:24:54,254
Now, at last, my son,
1477
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,633
you can come home.
1478
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:03,847
(CHEERING)
1479
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:15,317
Congratulations, Wonderboy.
You'll make one heck of a god.
1480
01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:19,613
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1481
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:27,746
Father, this is the moment
I've always dreamed of.
1482
01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:30,040
But...
1483
01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:36,755
A life without Meg,
even an immortal life,
1484
01:25:37,048 --> 01:25:39,883
would be empty.
1485
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,761
I...
1486
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:46,640
I wish to stay on Earth with her.
1487
01:25:46,724 --> 01:25:49,101
I finally know where I belong.
1488
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:02,906
(CROWD CHEERING)
1489
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,200
Hit it, ladies!
1490
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:10,539
- Gonna shout it from the mountaintops
- A star is born
1491
01:26:10,623 --> 01:26:14,626
- It's the time for pulling out the stops
- A star is born
1492
01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:18,755
- Honey, hit us with a hallelu
- That kid came shining through
1493
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,716
Girl, sing the song
1494
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:26,555
- Come blow your horn
- A star is born
1495
01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:30,809
- He's a hero who can please the crowd
- A star is born
1496
01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:35,063
Come on, everybody shout out loud
A star is born
1497
01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:39,401
Just remember in the darkest hour
within your heart's the power
1498
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:43,071
For makin' you a hero, too
1499
01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,533
So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
1500
01:26:46,618 --> 01:26:47,659
That's Phil's boy!
1501
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:52,039
Just keep your eyes upon the skies
1502
01:26:52,123 --> 01:26:56,710
Every night, a star is
Right in sight, a star is
1503
01:26:56,794 --> 01:27:01,465
- Burning bright, a star is born
- A star is born
1504
01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:07,512
Like a beacon in the cold dark night
A star is born
1505
01:27:07,805 --> 01:27:11,308
Told ya everything would turn out right
A star is born
1506
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:15,646
Just when everything was all at sea
The boy made history
1507
01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:17,481
- The bottom line
- Bottom line
1508
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:20,484
- He sure can shine
- He can shine
1509
01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,570
His rising sign is Capricorn
1510
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,699
He knew how to
He had a clue
1511
01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:31,662
Telling you a star is born
1512
01:27:32,038 --> 01:27:36,208
- Here's a hero who can please a crowd
- A star is born
1513
01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:40,254
- Come on, everybody, shout out loud
- A star is born
1514
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:44,424
Just remember in the darkest hour
Within your heart's the power
1515
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:48,679
- For makin' you a hero too
- A hero too
1516
01:27:48,846 --> 01:27:52,599
- So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
- No, no
1517
01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:56,395
Just keep your eyes
Upon the skies
1518
01:27:57,230 --> 01:27:59,147
Every night, a star is
1519
01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:01,191
Right in sight, a star is
1520
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:03,777
Burning bright
A star is born
1521
01:28:11,619 --> 01:28:14,621
I have often dreamed
1522
01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:18,750
Of a far off place
1523
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:23,171
Where a hero's welcome
1524
01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:27,050
Would be waiting for me
1525
01:28:27,802 --> 01:28:31,054
Where the crowds will cheer
1526
01:28:31,472 --> 01:28:34,433
When they see my face
1527
01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:38,937
And a voice keeps sayin'
1528
01:28:39,063 --> 01:28:42,566
This is where I'm meant to be
1529
01:28:43,234 --> 01:28:46,528
I'll be there someday
1530
01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:50,657
I can go the distance
1531
01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:54,286
I will find my way
1532
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:58,415
If I can be strong
1533
01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:01,877
I know every mile
1534
01:29:02,378 --> 01:29:04,254
Will be worth my while
1535
01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:13,638
When I go the distance
I'll be right
1536
01:29:13,723 --> 01:29:15,432
Where I
1537
01:29:15,933 --> 01:29:19,519
Belong
1538
01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:26,151
Down an unknown road
1539
01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:30,113
You embrace my fears
1540
01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:34,076
Though that road may wander
1541
01:29:34,577 --> 01:29:37,537
It will lead me to you
1542
01:29:38,414 --> 01:29:41,792
And a thousand years
1543
01:29:41,876 --> 01:29:45,045
Would be worth the wait
1544
01:29:45,963 --> 01:29:49,383
It might take a lifetime
1545
01:29:49,675 --> 01:29:52,886
But somehow I'll see it through
1546
01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:56,598
And I won't look back
1547
01:29:57,809 --> 01:30:00,685
I can go the distance
1548
01:30:01,145 --> 01:30:04,481
And I'll stay on track
1549
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:08,110
No, I won't accept defeat
1550
01:30:08,778 --> 01:30:11,822
It's an uphill slope
1551
01:30:12,698 --> 01:30:15,992
But I won't lose hope
1552
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:22,499
Till I go the distance
And my journey
1553
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:26,962
Is complete
1554
01:30:27,630 --> 01:30:29,339
Oh, yeah
1555
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:34,970
But to look beyond the glory
1556
01:30:35,471 --> 01:30:39,057
Is the hardest part
1557
01:30:39,350 --> 01:30:42,686
For a hero's strength is measured
1558
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:46,690
By his heart
1559
01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:52,779
Hoo
1560
01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:14,217
Like a shooting star
1561
01:31:14,385 --> 01:31:17,637
I will go the distance
1562
01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:21,016
I will search the world
1563
01:31:21,976 --> 01:31:25,061
I will face its harms
1564
01:31:25,229 --> 01:31:29,024
I don't care how far
1565
01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:32,736
I can go the distance
1566
01:31:32,945 --> 01:31:37,491
Till I find my hero's welcome
1567
01:31:37,575 --> 01:31:41,536
Waiting in
1568
01:31:42,872 --> 01:31:48,752
Your arms
1569
01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,640
I will search the world
1570
01:32:02,433 --> 01:32:06,394
I will face its harms
1571
01:32:09,273 --> 01:32:13,652
Till I find my hero's welcome
1572
01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:17,030
Waiting in
1573
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:25,622
Your arms
1574
01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:50,230
HADES: What d'ya say?
It's happy ending time!
1575
01:32:50,314 --> 01:32:52,482
Everybody's got a little taste
of somethin' but me.
1576
01:32:52,608 --> 01:32:56,069
I got nothin'. I'm here with nothin'.
Anybody listenin'?
1577
01:32:56,153 --> 01:32:58,405
It's like I'm...
What am I, an echo or something?
1578
01:32:58,489 --> 01:33:03,910
Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what?
Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.
1579
01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:05,370
Nobody listens.
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